Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Unzipped is the show which asks a very important question

0:00:04 > 0:00:07to our favourite celebrities - are you normal?

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- What does "inappropres" mean?! - Joining us this week...

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Jerry Springer is a 68-year-old talk-show legend

0:00:13 > 0:00:15who's been married for 39 years.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19According to his Unzipped report, he is scared of confrontation

0:00:19 > 0:00:21and has never been drunk.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Example is a 30-year-old singer and rapper from London.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28In his Unzipped report, he claims to be a control freak

0:00:28 > 0:00:30and prefers his girlfriend more intelligent.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Heidi Range is a 29-year-old Sugababe from Liverpool.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Currently dating, she is a romantic who is obsessed with cleanliness.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Tonight, they'll be facing some hard-hitting questions...

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You stole my milk and got me pregnant!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46..and letting us intrude into their personal lives.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47This is Unzipped.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Take care of yourselves and each other.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Welcome to Unzipped. This is funny man Russell Kane.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I'm really sorry I was late. Sorry.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28And that is oversized disc jockey Greg James.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And this is the show that likes to sit celebrities down

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and deal with their "issues".

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Armed with the Unzipped Report,

0:01:34 > 0:01:35we're set to tackle those issues head-on

0:01:35 > 0:01:37and get you some answers.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39So, let's meet tonight's very special guests, poised,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42primed and ready for action. Please welcome Heidi from the Sugababes,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Example and the legend that is Jerry Springer!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Thank you.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:01:53 > 0:01:56America.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01AUDIENCE: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Awww! Thanks for making me feel at home.- We instantly had a fight.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- That was nice.- Greg would have lost, I'm a ninja. It doesn't matter.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Moving on.- Welcome to Unzipped. Are you feeling happy?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'm so excited.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Jerry Springer, Jerry effing Springer is in the house.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17That's my middle initial.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Jerry, here on Unzipped, we like to celebrate

0:02:19 > 0:02:21everything that's weird and unusual.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24In your career, have you ever come across anything unusual?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I never see any...

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Actually, what is amazing in this show is that I have never seen

0:02:29 > 0:02:31so many teeth.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Really? That's the type of thing a serial killer would say.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- "I like your teeth."- We have more guests than teeth on my show.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You're Elliot tonight, not going to call you Example?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44In the presence of Jerry, we should use real names.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45OK, Elliot.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- I'm a singer, by the way, and I rap.- I know that.- OK, cool.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Have you got any unusual habits you want to get out of the way

0:02:52 > 0:02:53before we discover them?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Cutting out labels from my clothes is weird.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- All my clothes have got no labels in.- That is odd.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Heidi, have you got any w-w-weird things you want to tell us about?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- What's the weirdest thing about you? - I'm not weird, but I'm kind of OCD.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- I've got a lift in my house and when I...- Whoa, whoa!- No, no!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10It's not my private left. It's not my private lift!

0:03:10 > 0:03:15- How old is your boyfriend?- I live in a flat. It's the lift in the house.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18When I get down to the bottom, I have to put the light on

0:03:18 > 0:03:21and then look back in the lift before I leave the house.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- To check no-one's in it with you? - I don't know why I do,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26but if I don't do it, I feel like something bad's going to happen.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- That's pretty odd.- Is it? - Yes, it's quite odd.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31As Jerry is in the house, we are hoping

0:03:31 > 0:03:34he will be up for offering some advice throughout the show.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Luckily, we are joined by a group of people

0:03:36 > 0:03:39with more than their fair share of problems - the Unzipped Sample.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48More from that dysfunctional rabble later,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51but here's what else is heading your way on tonight's Unzipped.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Example and Heidi unzipped -

0:03:56 > 0:04:00will the fame-hungry celebrities defeat the fame-starved wannabes?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Find out in this week's Reality Check.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Jerry Springer unzipped -

0:04:05 > 0:04:07the Unzipped audience have got problems,

0:04:07 > 0:04:10but we know just the man to help.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Celebs Unzipped -

0:04:11 > 0:04:14which of these stars can't stand male strippers

0:04:14 > 0:04:16and who got sacked from a pub?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19This week's Celebrity Confessions are on their way.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26All that is on its way, but not before we share some quality time

0:04:26 > 0:04:28with tonight's celebrity guests.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Heidi and Elliot, you must have watched Jerry for many years.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Are you a fan of this chap? - Yeah, massive fan.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Oh, don't watch the show. It's not healthy.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43I actually went to HMV and bought a VHS of Jerry Springer.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Oh, you mean the Too Hot For TV tape?- Too Hot For TV.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- I have three or four of them. - You are a lonely man.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I was. I was.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I've got some Jerry facts.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Just in case people don't know exactly how amazing

0:04:55 > 0:04:57his career has been.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00You moved to America when you are five, but you were born in London...

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Yes.- ..on the platform of a tube station.- Yes, that's true.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I was born at the Highgate train station

0:05:07 > 0:05:09because I was born during the war

0:05:09 > 0:05:12and the train stations were the bomb shelters

0:05:12 > 0:05:14and I was born at 11:45pm.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18But there is no plaque on the part of the platform where I was born.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You would think...- There should be. - What about your old man?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Didn't he stuff animals or something?- My dad was a vendor.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- He sold stuffed animals and that's how I grew up.- My dad's a builder.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33But he did used to buy stuffed animals. Yeah.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Your dad kept my dad in business.- Yeah!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- You might have a Springer original. - We had one on the mantelpiece.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- What was it? - I think it was a ferret.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46The most important fact is that you have presented

0:05:46 > 0:05:49more than 4,000 episodes of The Jerry Springer Show.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- That is literally thousands. - LAUGHTER

0:05:52 > 0:05:56And the show's still running after 22 years. How about that?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58CHEERING

0:06:00 > 0:06:01The show's stupid.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- It's fun, but it's a stupid show. - Be careful what you're saying.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10We have an amazing example of how stupid you think the show is.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- MAFIA-STYLE ACCENT:- Stupid. - Stupid. Give me a bagel.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Are you talking crazy? Let's have the clip already.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21You know, I like you. I have a secret.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I was born a man.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You was the fool. you didn't know I was transsexual,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I ain't even castrated. I've only had half of my operation.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36You didn't know I had something down there.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Give me the ... flowers. - Give you the flowers?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41BLEEPING

0:06:41 > 0:06:45AUDIENCE: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

0:06:49 > 0:06:54However, to be fair, she is pretty fit.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I'm not allowed to know what the show is about.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59They hand me the card that you see

0:06:59 > 0:07:01and that just says the names of the guests.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04But I'm never allowed to know ahead of time what the show is about,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- what their stories are. - How do they find these people?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08We get thousands of calls a week.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11So people call up saying, "I'm actually a man

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- "and I want to come on the show"? - Yes.- I've always wondered that.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17I've watched those shows and, surely, the guy was going,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21"What show are we going on?" "It's called trannylicious." "What?"

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Here is probably the honest answer.

0:07:22 > 0:07:2890% of people would never go on that show, myself included.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29LAUGHTER

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Oh, no.- You've been on it 4,000 times.- Yes.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Several years ago, we came to Britain to do the show.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41We did three weeks of shows here, using British people on the show.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Nothing was different except the accent.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47You have more transvestites than we do, I think.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I watch a lot of Jeremy Kyle and it's usually like,

0:07:50 > 0:07:53"You stole my milk and got me pregnant!"

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Your stuff is like, "You cut my dick off!"

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Anyway, Elliot, your... - I'm not a transvestite.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02No, your album is ironically called, after that clip,

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- The Evolution Of Man. - This where we plug my album?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08I actually think, because I've not seen the cover of it,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10but I think that is a beautiful bit of artwork.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Thank you. Cheers.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Look at it. Is that a picture of you as a kid?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14ELLIOT: The PR answer is yes.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Oh, it's not! - The real answer is you've been

0:08:17 > 0:08:18taking pictures of children.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It was the guy who designed it's kid.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- But I took the picture of the crowd. - Everybody, link alert.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25How would you say you've evolved as a man over the last few years?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- I've grown up a bit. I'm still a bit of a dickhead.- We know that.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36What do you mean? I'm all settled down now, I'm quite sensible.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Heidi, you've been in the Sugababes since you were 18.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Yes.- And how have you changed over that period of time?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm really lucky because it's been 11 years now, so...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47There's been a few changes over the years.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- We think you're in charge of the Sugababes.- Are you the alpha female?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I might go in, put a little strut on and be like,

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- "I'm in charge."- How many Sugababes have there been? Six or seven?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01I've got to count on my... Siobhan, Mutya, Keisha,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- me, Amelle. Six, yeah. - Are you two different groups now?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Because the original guys are coming back.- The originals have reformed.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- What are they called?- The Sourbabes.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17So, Jerry, you've done 200 episodes of the Jerry Springer show

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- per year. 20 years. That's hundreds.- That is hundreds.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25It's quite a controversial show. Have you had any personal threats?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29"I'm going to kill you for making me humiliated on your show like that!"?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32We're not trying to hurt anybody, so when you come on our show,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35first you volunteer and then you're given a list.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38This is true, you are given a list of 21 possible surprises

0:09:38 > 0:09:40and you have to check your approval

0:09:40 > 0:09:43to all 21 before you can be on the show.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44So, if there is something like...

0:09:44 > 0:09:47If I'm going to find out that my girlfriend is really a guy,

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I don't want to be on the show. That's fine and then you're not on.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54You don't know which of the 21 it'll be, but you know it'll to be one.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59Shittest menu of your life, isn't it? "Oh, my mum's a serial killer."

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Imagine this being on a list. "I married a horse."

0:10:03 > 0:10:06We had done a bunch of shows where there was all this fighting,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10so I come out one day and I say, we've had enough fighting.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Today, we're going to have a romance.- Bring in the horse!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16We're going to have a love story. We start out, here's Bob.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18And Bob is sitting on a chair on the stage.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Is Bob the horse or the person? - Bob is the person!

0:10:21 > 0:10:26So I say, "Bob, what's going on?" He says, "Well, my wife.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30"I'm really upset with my wife." "Why, does she cause problems?"

0:10:30 > 0:10:32"Does she fight?" "No, she's nice, we get along great."

0:10:32 > 0:10:35A couple of questions like that and then I look at the card,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38because I just have names, and I said, "Let's bring out Pixel."

0:10:38 > 0:10:41All of a sudden, out comes this horse!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Pixel. But here's what was really weird,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47as opposed to what I've just talked about.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Every time I stood between Pixel and Bob,

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Pixel pushed me out of the way.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56There was really a sick eye contact.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59We had a similar scandal here when Charles married Camilla.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00LAUGHTER

0:11:00 > 0:11:02APPLAUSE

0:11:06 > 0:11:08That is an inspiring story.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13I have got to be honest, it's inspired me to finally

0:11:13 > 0:11:16do the decent thing with someone who is very close to me.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm afraid it's not you, Greg.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- AUDIENCE:- Aw.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Colin, come on.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29APPLAUSE

0:11:29 > 0:11:31This is Colin, my dog.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- I actually do want to marry Colin. - Is it a boy.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Yeah, he's a boy, but no need to be homophobic, Elliot.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh, look at the veil.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Hey, Russell, you may now kiss the bride.- Why thank you.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Colin...

0:11:49 > 0:11:54WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Come on, Colin. Go back to the dressing room.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Help me out here, you just kissed the dog on the lips.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I'm from Essex, that's standard practice.- That's right.- OK.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04I think we're ready to get serious

0:12:04 > 0:12:07and see how you three compare to the rest of the country.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08So, Elliot John Gleave,

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Heidi India Range and Gerald Norman Springer.

0:12:12 > 0:12:18We need a question answered right here, right now. Are you normal?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23So, Elliot, you first.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Would you rather be a stand-up comic or a radio DJ?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Answer carefully here.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33I have tried both, but I prefer stand-up.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Radio DJ, not knocking it, it's the same stuff every day.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Don't knock it, I'll knock you out.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43When I did stand-up, I think I performed to 500 people.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I did 13 minutes.

0:12:45 > 0:12:4713 minutes of chatting rubbish on stage on a line-up

0:12:47 > 0:12:50with people like Harry Hill, Phill Jupitus...

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- That must be nerve-wracking. - It was really nerve wracking.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55The audience didn't even know it was my second ever gig.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Having played at V Festival to 60-70,000 people,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01the buzz was bigger at the stand-up.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Being a stand-up you get praise from people you respect.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06me just read out this one from @example on Twitter.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10It says, "About to watch @russellkane at Hammersmith Apollo.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13"Talented guy, one of our country's best."

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Hang on, "About to watch @russellkane at Hammersmith Apollo. Talented guy,

0:13:19 > 0:13:23"one of our country's best above-average comedians in eyeliner."

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- I think that's fair enough. - Who wants to be below average?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28The joke's still on you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31If I wasn't doing "the same thing, ha ha ha, every day..."

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Ha ha ha.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34When do I do "ha ha ha ha"?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Just did one.- Got you.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39If you weren't doing the same thing every day,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I would want to be a pop star and I would want to be you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43It's true. I have heard him say it.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Kickstarts for me, that is the one.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46MUSIC: "Kickstarts" by Example

0:13:46 > 0:13:48There it is. Iconic video.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Mirrors.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Changing costumes all the time.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Fit birds, nice house, getting off with girls in tents and stuff.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Getting a couple of boys in tents there.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02This needs to be dropped after a Jager bomb on the dance floor.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I like how you made that girl wear an Example T-shirt.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05She didn't have a choice, did she?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06I'm very similar,

0:14:06 > 0:14:10I like girls to have sex with me wearing a mask of myself.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- I've done my own version of your video.- Remix alert.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17# And the love kick-starts again

0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Starts again

0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Kick, kick-starts again... #

0:14:23 > 0:14:26RAPS: It's the same old you The same old me

0:14:26 > 0:14:28You get bored and I get cold feet

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Get high, get wandering eyes

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Forget I've never ever had it so sweet

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I realise what I've got when I'm out of town

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Because deep down you're my girl in the golden crown

0:14:34 > 0:14:37My princess and I don't want to let you down.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38# Kick, kick-starts again

0:14:38 > 0:14:42# Start to think it could be fizzling out

0:14:42 > 0:14:46# Kind of shocked me cos I never really had any doubts

0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Look into your eyes, imagine life without you

0:14:50 > 0:14:54# And the love kick-starts again... #

0:14:54 > 0:14:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:57 > 0:14:59And...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02You can have that. That is for you.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Is this a joke that I'm not aware of.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I get it, Calvin Kleins, right, pants?- Harris.- Oh, shit.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Thanks for that, cheers.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Before we forget, we were working out whether you were normal or not.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15You said you wanted to be a stand-up comedian

0:15:15 > 0:15:16which is, of course, normal.

0:15:16 > 0:15:1955 % of men said they'd rather be a stand-up comic.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Fair play.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Heidi, what best describes your emotional state right now.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25I will give you some options.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Happy, unhappy, excited, worried or angry?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Happy.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Happy in life, you're in a good place at the moment, babes?

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah, everything.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Happy with work, happy with my friends, with my dogs, everything.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- You got a fella.- I have, he's in the audience somewhere.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43He's probably going to go really red.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Jerry was trying to make a move!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48What are your plans are outside the Sugababes?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I want to go into West End, I want to do a musical.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52With the right musical.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- My ideal role would be Eponine in Les Mis.- Mine too (!)

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Tell us about your new fella. - He's a property developer.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You're dating someone not in showbiz? Are you finding that nicer?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yeah, it's nice because you talk about different things.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Does he mind you being oogled by men because you're in a girl band?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Oogled? - Go on, do an oogle.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Oogle is where you...

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Oh! That's horrible. That's just a perv.

0:16:20 > 0:16:2259 % of women describe themselves as happy,

0:16:22 > 0:16:23so you are normal.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25The other 41 % are telling the truth.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Jerry?- Yes.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Have you ever punched someone in a fight?

0:16:32 > 0:16:36No, I've never been in a physical fight, even as a kid.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38You're surrounded by fighting on that show.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I'm pretty much a wimp

0:16:40 > 0:16:42so I'm back in the audience when they start fighting.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43So when the, "Jerry, Jerry!"

0:16:43 > 0:16:47everyone's egging you on, but you actually glide up the stairs.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51We've got a great example of a fight on your show.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52I think we should look.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56This is from an episode called, I'll Fight You For Your Fiance.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Here he is, here's James.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:17:12 > 0:17:15AUDIENCE BOOS

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I didn't know how to tell you.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19I love you, I don't care. I'll forgive you.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- JERRY:- We'll be back.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Yeah!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28We bring people together.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I've got a bit of a past...

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I love you.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Example, sorry, Elliot, I know for a fact you've been in a fight

0:17:37 > 0:17:40with a couple of your brothers, with Plan B and Professor Green.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Or Pro Green. - ELLIOT: I didn't fight them.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46We happened to be out together.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What kind of an idiot picks on those three?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Someone said something to Plan B, their mates looked at me

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- and Pro...- It wasn't Plan A, was it, who said it?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Fighting is wrong, but we won that one.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01We asked if you'd ever punched someone in a fight and you said no.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02That's not normal.

0:18:02 > 0:18:0570 % of men have punched someone in a fight.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I would have even thought larger.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12OK, Elliot, have you ever woken up not knowing where you are?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Look at that face, it just says, yes.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19I was at Glastonbury about four or five years ago

0:18:19 > 0:18:23and I had a few drinks, watched some gigs and was walking back

0:18:23 > 0:18:26to my tent and I found my tent and got in it and fell asleep.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Then woke up next to a man and his girlfriend that I didn't know.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Everyone buys the same tent from Millets,

0:18:35 > 0:18:40so the guy was just like, "You've made a mistake here, mate.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43"You've ten seconds to get out, all right?" And I got out.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Heidi, any drunken antics you want to tell us about?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48The one thing I can't drink is white wine.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I don't know if the other girls in the audience...

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- What is it with girls and white wine?- It doesn't agree with women.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58My mum's not allowed to drink white wine at any family occasion.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01She kicks off, basically, if she drinks white wine.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Especially now I have just started dating someone,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'm staying away from the white wine before I scare him off.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Elliot, you said yes you have woken up not knowing where you are.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- That's not normal.- Really?

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Only 47 % of men have woken up not knowing where they are.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19The majority wake up, realise everything is the same

0:19:19 > 0:19:20and cry all the way to work.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24So, that is the end of your normality questions.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Thank you for being so honest and truthful, Jerry, Heidi and Elliot.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30APPLAUSE

0:19:31 > 0:19:34The Unzipped Sample will be using those answers later

0:19:34 > 0:19:36when they decide which of you guys is the least normal.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Let's see how you like it, Jerry.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Don't forget you can check out your own normality

0:19:41 > 0:19:43on the unzipped website after the show.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47This week we're asking how romantic are you. Get off.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Want to know more about the real you but can't afford a shrink?- Fear not.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Simply unzip yourself online and find out what you're really like.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Keep results secret or share them with the world, that is your choice.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests

0:20:04 > 0:20:08and explore a different aspect of your personality each week.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11This week learn how romantic you are.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Just answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Go to:

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Still to come on tonight's show,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28we'll be searching for scandal amongst the Unzipped Sample.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31But before that, it's time to find out whether

0:20:31 > 0:20:32despite their fame and fortune,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Heidi and Example are still keeping it real.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38And during this game we'd like Jerry to offer his wisdom

0:20:38 > 0:20:40as we'll be tackling the sort of topics

0:20:40 > 0:20:43we're sure you're very familiar with. Is that OK, Jerry?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45That will be fine.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49So, in that case, follow us because it's time to play the Reality Check.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Let's go.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01It's time to meet Heidi and Elliot's opponents,

0:21:01 > 0:21:03representing the normal people of Britain,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05give it up for Nada and Aleks.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08# Here come the girls... #

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- How do you know each other? - We are best friends.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Yeah, hearing that.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17What do you look for in a man apart from sense of humour,

0:21:17 > 0:21:19five foot ten, that sort of thing?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Um... BOTH: Style.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- What? What do you mean by style? - We love boys that know their stuff.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Yes, I'm hearing that.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, so...

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Heidi, what is the most extravagant purchase you've ever made?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Probably my dog.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- A dog?- She was the most expensive.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43- What type of dog do you have? - The same as yours.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- So you've got a pug as well?! - Yes.- What's she called?- Betty.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Do you reckon Betty and Colin would get it on?- I think so.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50How depressing would it be

0:21:50 > 0:21:52if my dog had sex before the end of the series and I didn't?!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56This week's star prizes are some very special works of art

0:21:56 > 0:21:58which we've not been allowed to see.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I don't want to see them either!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Here's the first one.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03DRAMATIC CHORD

0:22:06 > 0:22:08WOLF-WHISTLES

0:22:08 > 0:22:09- I dread... - Is that supposed to be me?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Why is it so much shorter, the peak on...

0:22:13 > 0:22:16It's already horrible and humiliating.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17So you could win Greg's statue,

0:22:17 > 0:22:20but that of course comes as part of a set of two.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24I do hope mine doesn't fall off and smash as I'm doing this.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25DRAMATIC CHORD

0:22:29 > 0:22:32My leaf's jutting out as well!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Let's hit the lights!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Good. First question...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Would the majority of British men tell anyone

0:22:40 > 0:22:44if they caught one of their parents having an affair? Yes or no.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Jerry, you've done your show in the UK and the USA.- Yes.

0:22:52 > 0:22:57- Which country do you think has the worst cheaters?- Probably Americans.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Because it's so cold, we can't be bothered to take our clothes off?

0:23:00 > 0:23:05"I'd like to have an extramarital affair but it's very chilly!"

0:23:05 > 0:23:09A child wouldn't tell one parent they appear on our show.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11That's how the other parent finds out.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13That's much more emotionally healthy(!)

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Heidi and Elliot - "Helliot", as you've been branded for this game.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Helliot - do you think men would tell anyone

0:23:19 > 0:23:22if their parents were having an affair?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25You went with Yes. Nada and Aleks - "Daleks"...

0:23:25 > 0:23:28You've gone with No. Why?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32Because... I think they'd be too pussy to.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34They'd be "too pussy to".

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Just to be clear on that answer - "Nah - they'd be too pussy to."

0:23:38 > 0:23:4152% of men would not say anything

0:23:41 > 0:23:44if they knew one of their parents was secretly having an affair,

0:23:44 > 0:23:46which means Nada and Aleks win. Well done.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51According to the Unzipped Report,

0:23:51 > 0:23:5442% of British women said men were bad at what?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Was it sex, being faithful,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00or connecting on any sort of basic human level

0:24:00 > 0:24:02with any emotion whatsoever?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04What do you reckon?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10OK, Heidi and Elliot. "Hexample."

0:24:10 > 0:24:12What do you think? You think Sex.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Daleks. What have you got?

0:24:14 > 0:24:18I would say Faithful. Being faithful.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21I can now reveal that 42% of British women

0:24:21 > 0:24:25think that men are bad at sex.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28That means Hexample wins the round.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Cheering loud in the studio

0:24:34 > 0:24:37and I imagine in the lounges of the land, cos it means

0:24:37 > 0:24:40over 13 million women in the UK

0:24:40 > 0:24:42think men are bad at sex.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Do you think men are bad at sex?

0:24:44 > 0:24:48We couldn't tell you. Everyone needs a helping hand, you know...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Does it make a difference if a man's doing a traditional English,

0:24:51 > 0:24:54or if he does soul hips like that?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56A lot of men are going to be shocked.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59There won't be many men going, "Yes, I'm definitely bad at sex."

0:24:59 > 0:25:02They're all in denial. 13 million of them must be.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05They're more interested in style though, aren't they?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07What are you trying to say?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10You said you're interested in style. So you're basically like,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13"He was rubbish at banging me, but he had some nice jeans."

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Jerry, Jerry!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Heidi, what do you think? Are men bad at sex?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Be very careful what you say next.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30In my tiny experience... no, they are, yes.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Not bad...really good! - LAUGHTER

0:25:34 > 0:25:39That came out really wrong. They're absolutely amazing.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Next question. According to the Unzipped Report,

0:25:41 > 0:25:4536% of women wouldn't have a problem sleeping with a friend's ex.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49But what percentage for men? Write down your answers.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Celebs, time's up.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00They've got 54%. Nada and Aleks...

0:26:00 > 0:26:04- What have you written and why? 75% of men...- 75% of men.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Men are dogs. They don't care.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's the truth!

0:26:08 > 0:26:09WHOOPING

0:26:11 > 0:26:12In a nice way...

0:26:12 > 0:26:16We've already discovered that dogs are quite cute in this episode.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19I can now reveal - annoyingly -

0:26:19 > 0:26:22that 70% of men

0:26:22 > 0:26:24said they would be happy to sleep with a friend's ex.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Elliot, you're really close with "Pro B" and "Plan Green".

0:26:32 > 0:26:35LAUGHTER

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Would you risk messing around with their exes?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Would you go there? If you were single, of course?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Nah. There's the simple answer.- Why?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46I don't know the reasons, but I'm not that kind of guy.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48WHOOPING

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Personally, I don't see a problem with it

0:26:54 > 0:26:58as long as your mate never finds out. You know what I mean?

0:26:59 > 0:27:01You're such a joker...

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- What?- You ARE joking?

0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Greg, you've not done it with one of my ex-girlfriends?- Yeah.

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- Which one?- Well, you've only had one girlfriend, so...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18You don't mean... You mean Helen, the one who dumped me

0:27:18 > 0:27:21when she got her corneas fixed, that one?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Look - she liked me more than you.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27She was six foot three and a half, so me and her were perfect.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28When you were going out with her,

0:27:28 > 0:27:31it looked like she was going out with a toddler.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- I actually properly hate you for that, Greg.- Why are you being so...

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Don't be... AUDIENCE: Awwww!

0:27:37 > 0:27:39By the way - Helen had chlamydia.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45I'm er...

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Uncle Jerry, I'm struggling,

0:27:49 > 0:27:53because I feel like my trust has been broken with Greg. What do I do?

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Well, he shouldn't have gone there,

0:27:54 > 0:27:58but friendship is more important. So why don't you just hug?

0:27:59 > 0:28:00That's a good suggestion.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02LAUGHTER

0:28:04 > 0:28:09- Hug Greg, not me.- All right, but I think he was bang out of order!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Hey.- I'm sorry, Greg!

0:28:11 > 0:28:16- TAKE THAT:- # Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it

0:28:16 > 0:28:18# I just want you back for good... #

0:28:20 > 0:28:21- BOTH:- Thanks, Jerry!

0:28:22 > 0:28:25And, that was the final question, and at the end of the game

0:28:25 > 0:28:29we can reveal that the team most in touch with the British public is...

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Which means you get your hands on today's star prizes.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Congratulations to you. Still to come tonight,

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Jerry will be getting up close and personal with the Unzipped Sample,

0:28:40 > 0:28:44but first here's some information about British relationships

0:28:44 > 0:28:46that even Jerry might find disturbing.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49'Jerry is used to dealing with issues in the US of A.'

0:29:10 > 0:29:12'Maybe Jerry's Final Thought would just be...'

0:29:22 > 0:29:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:27 > 0:29:31We'll be playing Celebs Unzipped very soon and enlisting Jerry's help

0:29:31 > 0:29:35to resolve some personal problems in the Unzipped Sample.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37- Jerry?- Yes.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39I am seven months pregnant and I'm still stripping,

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- and I stole my 12 year old's boyfriend.- Yes.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Those are just two of the titles of your shows that you've done.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48I thought that was all one show.

0:29:48 > 0:29:52- Do you help come up with the titles of them?- No, that's done afterwards.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55As I said, I don't know what the show's going to be about,

0:29:55 > 0:29:58and then the producers do that after the show, they give it a title.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Well, the titles are so bewitching to us Brits

0:30:00 > 0:30:03that we're going to play a little fun game now. We're going to play

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Guess The Missing Word From These Classic Jerry Springer Show Titles.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Elliot and Heidi, you'll be guessing first. OK, first one.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Vampire?

0:30:15 > 0:30:16Vampire.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20- My Grandma Is A...- Ex-Sugababe.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24A Member of the Ku Klux Klan. That's probably...

0:30:24 > 0:30:28- Can you remember what it was, Jerry? - Ku Klux Gran, that would be.

0:30:28 > 0:30:29The correct answer is...

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Oh, that was a great one!

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Oh, wow!

0:30:38 > 0:30:40OK, moving onto the next one.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44My...

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Goldfish Runs My Life.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Elliot? Any ideas?

0:30:49 > 0:30:53What would it be? What would it be? My Drug Dealer Runs My Life.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Heidi was actually quite close. - Was it the horse?- No.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- My Dog Runs My Life? - My Porcupine?

0:30:59 > 0:31:01- < An animal that talks a lot.- My Pig?

0:31:01 > 0:31:02- My Parrot Runs My Life.- Yes!

0:31:04 > 0:31:07- D'you remember that one?- No. - What, you just guessed parrot?

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Cos you said it talks a lot.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11- Ah!- See, I...

0:31:11 > 0:31:13know that.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16- You Columboed the shit out of that.- Right, next one.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- You've done the On Ice thing. - Yeah, Heidi, you were On Ice.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Yeah, but this isn't me!

0:31:24 > 0:31:26In a Jerry Springer show, who is going to be on ice?

0:31:26 > 0:31:28It's going to be something like pimps.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Lesbians On Ice! Ohh!

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Lesbians On Ice, what happened in Lesbians On Ice?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Does it matter?

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Let me just say in defence, there is no defence,

0:31:41 > 0:31:42the show is about things

0:31:42 > 0:31:47that are outrageous, unacceptable, immoral and wrong,

0:31:47 > 0:31:50so every day I know they're going to hand me something that is either

0:31:50 > 0:31:55unacceptable, outrageous, immoral or wrong. Isn't that fair?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Speaking of outrageous and wrong,

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Jerry, are you up for sharing your experience

0:32:01 > 0:32:04with our Unzipped Sample and giving them some advice?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06I would love to.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Going to go and find some dilemmas. Who's first then?

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Want to go through this way, may be easier?

0:32:16 > 0:32:18I'll get the dilemma and you're going to help, OK?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20I cannot believe this is happening!

0:32:20 > 0:32:23- I can't believe I'm sitting next to you.- What's your name, love?- Toni.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Toni, and who's this next to you?

0:32:26 > 0:32:27- It's my partner, Carol.- It's Carol.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30- Carol? - RUSSELL SMIRKS

0:32:30 > 0:32:34What happened to your ex Barbara? Tell us about your dilemma, please?

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Yeah. He's very unromantic.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41One year, Valentine's Day, every girl's getting red roses,

0:32:41 > 0:32:44I get yellow flowers cos they're cheaper.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:32:46 > 0:32:50And then one year, I booked a hotel, Valentine's Night.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54He falls asleep watching the X Factor results.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Jerry, help them out, man.

0:32:57 > 0:32:58Change your name to Bob.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Should she become Pixel?

0:33:03 > 0:33:06The fact of the matter is that you love him the way he is.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10But what advice could you give to Carol to be more romantic?

0:33:10 > 0:33:11First, grow some hair.

0:33:11 > 0:33:17Let your eyebrows grow long, just comb 'em straight back. That works.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20If you love her, you know she cares about things like that,

0:33:20 > 0:33:22then go out of your way and make sure it's red roses,

0:33:22 > 0:33:24make sure you're romantic.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Give her a kiss on the cheek, that's lovely advice. Look at that.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29There we go.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- Ah, what a romantic! - APPLAUSE

0:33:33 > 0:33:35A lovely, romantic, violent kiss there.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39By the way, mate, loved The Crystal Maze! Best show ever!

0:33:41 > 0:33:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:33:45 > 0:33:49Our next person's got a dilemma, he's a show regular, unfortunately.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53- OK.- His name is Tommy.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55- Hello!- Hi Tommy, how are you?

0:33:55 > 0:33:59- It's lovely to meet you.- Nice to meet you.- So, what's your dilemma?

0:33:59 > 0:34:02D'you know what, Jerry babe? I've got a dilemma in my mind, honestly.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05I want to know what made me gay?

0:34:05 > 0:34:06- You're gay?- I am, babe.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:34:13 > 0:34:15What do you think made you gay, Tommy?

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I think that your show gave me booby-phobia.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Fear of boobies, boobies means breasts.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Because there's always women with their boobs out!

0:34:23 > 0:34:26They're flashing their boobs and arguing, going, "My boobs!"

0:34:26 > 0:34:27I'm like, "What is happening?"

0:34:27 > 0:34:30I was a little boy then, Jerry! It was bothering me.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34So the show title is, Jerry Springer Show Made Me Gay.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Advice for Tommy.- How d'you feel?

0:34:38 > 0:34:41That's fine. Erm, you're gay.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44It's not going to matter what my show does.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47They're women with big boobs. I'm like "Whoa! They're like monsters."

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Is it too late to turn it round?

0:34:49 > 0:34:51It sounds to me, it didn't scare you that much,

0:34:51 > 0:34:54cos you can describe every one of 'em.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56I think you're bisexual.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59- Do you?- Yes.- Oh, my God. Newsflash! Are you serious?

0:34:59 > 0:35:03Jerry, I think you should kiss the anointed one on his forehead

0:35:03 > 0:35:04to end this segment.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Oh, my God.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10I love it!

0:35:10 > 0:35:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Aah!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17- Oh, my God...- I'm gay!

0:35:18 > 0:35:22Thank you, Russell Kane and thank you, Jerry Springer!

0:35:22 > 0:35:23Jerry! Jerry!

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Amazing.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Let's hope the Unzipped Sample

0:35:28 > 0:35:30take on board some of that valuable advice.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Thank you, Jerry. You are the man, man!

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Thank you, that was fun to do.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36It's time to resolve the biggest dilemma of all,

0:35:36 > 0:35:38because the Unzipped Sample need to decide

0:35:38 > 0:35:41who is the least normal of tonight's guests.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44So, if you think Jerry has issues,

0:35:44 > 0:35:46chant if you think he is the weirdest now.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- AUDIENCE STAY SILENT - Ooh!

0:35:48 > 0:35:51LAUGHTER Very obedient, audience, thank you.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53He who analyses the weird, is not the weird.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57If you think Elliot is a poor - ha-ha-ha - EXAMPLE of normality,

0:35:57 > 0:36:00then cheer now.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03CHEERING

0:36:03 > 0:36:08But, if you think Heidi's behaviour is out of RANGE, then cheer now.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11SCATTERED CHEERS

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Oh, it's you. Definitely you! You're weird.- What have I done?

0:36:15 > 0:36:17APPLAUSE

0:36:17 > 0:36:22So, I can confirm that this week's strangest celebrity is...

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Example. CHEERING

0:36:29 > 0:36:32Right, do you know what I think we need right now?

0:36:32 > 0:36:35We need someone who might be able to help sum up tonight's show

0:36:35 > 0:36:37in a concise, maybe informative manner.

0:36:37 > 0:36:42- Jerry, would you give us a Final Thought?- Let's do one.- Yes!

0:36:42 > 0:36:44CHEERING

0:36:44 > 0:36:48Jerry, thank you for agreeing, and if you'd like to go and prepare now.

0:36:48 > 0:36:52- Please, take your leave, sire. - I'll think of something to say.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Celebs Unzipped is still to come, and Heidi and Elliot could be

0:36:55 > 0:36:57winning some booze for everyone here tonight.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59How about that, ladies and gentlemen?

0:36:59 > 0:37:02CHEERING

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Before that - and I can now retire after saying this -

0:37:06 > 0:37:08it's now over to Mr Jerry Springer

0:37:08 > 0:37:11for an Almost-Final Thought on tonight's show.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16You know, when they asked me to appear on Unzipped,

0:37:16 > 0:37:18I laughed in their faces,

0:37:18 > 0:37:21but then I looked beyond the low production values and realised

0:37:21 > 0:37:24that this was a show that was trying to make a difference.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28So I thought, "Oh, what the heck! What harm could it do?"

0:37:28 > 0:37:33So, in hindsight, oh, that was a terrible decision.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35You see, I've seen some messed-up stuff in America,

0:37:35 > 0:37:38but nothing compares to this.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I've never come across such needy, insecure people.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43The lack of talent in this studio is truly depressing.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45LAUGHTER

0:37:45 > 0:37:50But enough about Greg James and Russell Kane.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Hey, folks, I'm kidding. It's not all bad.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56Heidi was lovely and Example gave me a copy of his new album.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Anyway, I wanted to thank Unzipped for this experience.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Some of the things I've seen over the last 40 minutes

0:38:01 > 0:38:03will stay with me for ever.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06And sadly, there is still five minutes to go.

0:38:06 > 0:38:07LAUGHTER

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:14 > 0:38:19- AUDIENCE CHANT:- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

0:38:22 > 0:38:24I'm going to give you a very simple formula.

0:38:24 > 0:38:30Celebs + right answers = cocktails-squared x everyone!

0:38:30 > 0:38:32CHEERING

0:38:34 > 0:38:36So, say hello to the Carousel of Celebrity!

0:38:38 > 0:38:40- Ah, there it is. - Nick Grimshaw there.

0:38:40 > 0:38:45All the big names - Titchmarsh, Mollie from Saturdays, that guy.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Who's that?- And him. And her.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- That's Greg's mum. - LAUGHTER

0:38:51 > 0:38:53There's your mum! LAUGHTER

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Greg, my mum is in the audience!

0:38:55 > 0:39:00Anyway, Mr Springer, Miss Range and Mr Example, the pressure is on.

0:39:02 > 0:39:07Spin that wheel. OK, stop it whenever you like. I'm easy, whatever.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Now.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15We asked Emmerdale and Strictly star Lisa Riley

0:39:15 > 0:39:17if she had ever been sacked from a job.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Do you think she ever said yes or no? What do you reckon?

0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Let's help them out, audience. - AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:39:23 > 0:39:25- They said yes.- Yes. - Let's find out, Lisa.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31I was 15 years old and I was head of puddings - of course I was -

0:39:31 > 0:39:35at a local pub, and I did get sacked for nicking all the meringues.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38LAUGHTER

0:39:38 > 0:39:41- That's correct!- That is correct.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45We got a photo of someone else who really likes puddings as well.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48- Let's have a look at that. - Oh, my God, is that me?

0:39:48 > 0:39:50- When did you get that? - And that is baby Russell.- That's me!

0:39:50 > 0:39:52- AUDIENCE:- Aww!

0:39:52 > 0:39:54I look nice in that one, so that backfired, didn't it?

0:39:54 > 0:39:57No, I'm not trying to stitch you up. Let's have a look at another one.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59LAUGHTER

0:39:59 > 0:40:01I hate you, Mum!

0:40:03 > 0:40:05One more?

0:40:05 > 0:40:07LAUGHTER

0:40:07 > 0:40:11Sod! Oh, my God!

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Pretty similar, though, isn't it?

0:40:13 > 0:40:16It looks like I'm jaundiced. That's well twisted!

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Let's spin the wheel again and get another question. Here we go.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22- Oh, my God, how embarrassing!- Stop.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26WHOOPING

0:40:26 > 0:40:28OK, it's Olly Murs.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30We asked Olly Murs if he'd ever sent anyone

0:40:30 > 0:40:34a naked photo of himself. Yes or no? What do you think, audience?

0:40:34 > 0:40:36- AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:40:36 > 0:40:38- Example?- It's got to be yes. - Yes or no?

0:40:38 > 0:40:41- I'll have to take your word for it, yeah.- Yeah.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44We're going to go with yes. Let's have a look.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46I have sent a few sexy pictures of myself...

0:40:46 > 0:40:48WHOOPING

0:40:48 > 0:40:52..you know, with my bod out. I don't think it's very attractive.

0:40:52 > 0:40:57Probably got deleted straightaway, because it's not very attractive,

0:40:57 > 0:40:59but yeah, I have sent a few naughty pictures of me

0:40:59 > 0:41:04doing a few Bruce Forsyth's poses. Oh, yeah!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07CHEERING

0:41:09 > 0:41:1131% of Londoners have sent naked photos of themselves,

0:41:11 > 0:41:14which is higher than anywhere else in the UK, especially Scotland,

0:41:14 > 0:41:17they just carve a rudimentary picture of themselves out of bark

0:41:17 > 0:41:19to signify sexual interest.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23Spin the wheel, please. This one for the booze for the whole audience.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Let's get it right. Stop.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Collaborate, listen.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Holly Willoughby. WHOOPING

0:41:30 > 0:41:33We asked Holly Willoughby if she thinks male strippers

0:41:33 > 0:41:37are a turn on or a turn off. What do you think she said?

0:41:37 > 0:41:41- AUDIENCE SHOUT MIXED ANSWERS - Turn on, turn off, guys? Come on.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- A lot of them saying off.- Off, off. - OK, we're going with off.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Male strippers are a turn off.

0:41:49 > 0:41:53I would rather go and see female strippers every day of the week.

0:41:53 > 0:41:58The male's genitalia just sort of dangles and hangs and swings.

0:41:58 > 0:42:03And that is not sexy. Give me boobs any day!

0:42:03 > 0:42:05CHEERING

0:42:09 > 0:42:13And, thanks to you, everyone in the audience tonight wins a cocktail!

0:42:13 > 0:42:16CHEERING

0:42:16 > 0:42:20Sadly, we're out of time. That's the dream over for another week.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23A big thank you to our guests, Jerry Springer, Heidi Range and Example.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:27 > 0:42:30We'll be back next week with Laura Whitmore and Danny Dyer.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32But don't forget, until then,

0:42:32 > 0:42:35you can see your own personality report on the Unzipped website.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Thank you for watching, and goodbye! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:38 > 0:42:40- AUDIENCE CHANT:- Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

0:43:05 > 0:43:08Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd