0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains adult humour
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Hello and welcome to a very special edition of Unzipped,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24to look back at some of my favourite moments of the series.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- I'm Greg James, and...- Hello?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Hey, guys, what's... What's going on?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32You all right? Just...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm just doing a "best bits" programme thing.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36What are you doing here?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Um...
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I left something in the studio last week,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42so I thought I'd pass the, um...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47There it is, the old retractable.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Right.- What's the, er...? Maybe I missed an e-mail or something?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- No, they just want me to do this, sort of...- I get it. No, I get it.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Very clever, guys.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Cos I'm in so much of the programme, it would look a bit...arrogant,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- if I was hosting the best bits. - No, it's not that.- Yes, but...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Greg... I'm also... I've been around a bit.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I've got another series on BBC Three, I've got a novel out,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I won the Edinburgh comedy award, right?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I know when it's time to don the old humility cap.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I also know, invited or not, when it's time to muck in. OK?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Let's crack on. I'll just...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23What are we doing, the opening links, guys, yes? Let's roll.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26You all right for coffee? Let's do it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27(OK.)
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hello, and welcome to the best of Unzipped.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm Greg James and on tonight's show, we'll be looking back
0:01:33 > 0:01:35at some of our favourite guests,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37unzipping some previously unseen footage
0:01:37 > 0:01:39and awarding the prestigious...USCA,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42the Unzipped's Strangest Celebrity Award.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And to whet your appetite, here's a taste of what you can
0:01:45 > 0:01:48look forward to over the next 45 glorious minutes.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49And I'm Russell Kane.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56CHEERING
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Welcome to brand-new Unzipped!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Please welcome our special guests, Fearne Cotton...- That is excellent!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Danny Dyer...- Always a rat.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Louis Smith...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10CHEERING
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Sara Cox!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Laura Whitmore!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- It's Dappy!- I'm the new age Bear Grylls.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Heidi from the Sugababes.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's Jerry Springer!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- I'm gay!- I love him!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Nancy Dell'Olio!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34The absolutely gorgeous Emma Bunton...
0:02:35 > 0:02:38What's it like having a person inside you?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Danny and Harry from McFly.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Example...
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- I'm a singer, by the way, and a rapper...- I know that.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Unzipped.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51In...excusable.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55We've had some big names on the Unzipped sofa
0:02:55 > 0:02:57this series - Louis Smith from the Olympics, Danny Dyer
0:02:57 > 0:03:01from the movies, and Jerry Springer from the US of A, to name but a few.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! (Sorry.)
0:03:03 > 0:03:06And armed with the results of the Unzipped report,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08we found the perfect excuse to ask all of them
0:03:08 > 0:03:11a load of questions that are absolutely none of our business.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Here are some of our favourite revelations. Ladies first.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Were your schooldays the best days of your life?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- No.- Why?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Cos these days are way better, cos I'm not at school!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26LAUGHTER I don't know, I way prefer...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Preferred being, you know, in my young 20s
0:03:29 > 0:03:33and going out and having a laugh rather than studying!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36In many ways, you're like a modern-day Macaulay Culkin.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Wow, thank you(!)
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Well, I mean... We watched you grow up, on telly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I remember being at school, watching you on telly.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- You were on Diggit, weren't you? - Oh, yes. Back in the day!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50You won a competition to be a presenter, back in the day.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Yes, Disney Club.- Remember it well? - Don't do this to me.- What?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- LAUGHTER - Do what?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- I think she's implying we've done some cruel research.- Come on!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02This is BBC Three, man. We haven't got those sort of resources.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, wait - yes we have!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Remember, it's up to you. It's your chance to vote for
0:04:07 > 0:04:10which girl you'd like to see presenting on the Disney Club.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Hi, my name's Fearne Cotton and I'm 16 years old.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16My friend nominated me for this competition and I love to dance,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20sing and act and I've wanted to work in TV since I can remember.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I love Taylor Hanson and Brad Pitt and I live on Fruit Pastilles.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Anyway, I hope to speak to you soon, bye!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Fearne, do you remember what you looked like before?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31This is what you look like now.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, wow - that's excellent. Oh, I love it. Thank you so much!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39We're going to find out who you voted for.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41The new Disney Club girl presenter is...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Fearne Cotton!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Well done, Fearne!- Congratulations, mwah!- Well done, Fearne.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- How do you feel?- I can't believe it, thank you so much.- Gie's a kiss!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Don't be shy!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- It is amazing.- You know what?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I've never seen that.- Really?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I've never, ever seen that. That is just... Look at my fringe!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10I was so common, as well! I've got more posh as I've got older.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13When you were revealed, you went, "Oh, that is excellent!"
0:05:13 > 0:05:16If the world was taken over by zombies,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19would you kill yourself or take your chances?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- I would take chances, of course. - How would you...?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, I'd try to convince them, to explain how we live and...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Whatever we do.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Probably they are much more normal than us.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I like the idea of Italian zombies being a bit superior.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Maybe we'll have some wine with our brains or something...
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Have you ever, Amanda, fallen out with someone after sending them
0:05:41 > 0:05:43a text or e-mail by mistake?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Yes, I have.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Um, I've sent a text, well, a sext to the wrong person!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52To my agent in Australia and he never responded to it...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Until he turned up at your house, naked...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, yes, I've got a lot of work down under since then...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No, no - not like that!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04No!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:06:06 > 0:06:07NO!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I mean in Australia!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I was shocked to find out, when we were doing our research
0:06:13 > 0:06:16for this show, that you weren't the original Baby.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18No, I WAS the original Baby, but there was another girl
0:06:18 > 0:06:20in the band,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- but she wanted to go back to university.- Gutted.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Bet she's glad she's got that degree in Media Studies now.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31The thing is, what you don't know is there was someone else.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- She wasn't the first one they hired.- Oh, really?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yes, we found very rare footage...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Have you got it? How embarrassing! - Yep.- You're joking.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# Free your mind of doubt and danger
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# Be for real, don't be a stranger
0:06:45 > 0:06:49# Take it or leave it
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# Take it or leave it
0:06:52 > 0:06:56# Come a little bit closer, baby
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Get it on, get it on
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Cos tonight is the night
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# When two become one
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# I need some love like I never needed love before
0:07:08 > 0:07:12# Wanna make love to you, baby
0:07:12 > 0:07:16# I had a little love Now I'm back for more
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# Wanna make love to you, baby
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Set your spirit free
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# It's the only way to be... #
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Russ, isn't it amazing,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34the information that you can glean from a celebrity
0:07:34 > 0:07:37under the guise of asking innocent survey-based questions?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Maybe it's because girls are more emotionally mature,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42they feel confident about opening up and expressing themselves.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44They don't have that insecurity attached to it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46They're often more advanced linguistically...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Yeah. Bloody birds, eh?- Anyway, here's some blokes. Hray!- Hray!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Would you watch a friend's sex video if it was leaked online?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59LAUGHTER
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- It was a legitimate question in our survey!- It is a survey question.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I think I would, yes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15CHEERING
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Have you ever played that text roulette?- Oh, yeah.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- No, what's that? - Text roulette, it's amazing.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You give someone your phone,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23spin it and whoever you land on,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26you've got to text what the group says.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I haven't got that many people, Danny.- You haven't, have you?- No!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31God, we're at the bottom already, in one swipe!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Who's Brian?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Brian is so random. - No surname in there.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Brian is my old neighbour's friend.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Do it.- He must be in his 60s.- No!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I played a couple of rounds of golf with him, randomly...
0:08:50 > 0:08:54We'll just do like, I know this is random, and a bit inappropes...
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oh, God!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57But when we played golf that time,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I have not been able to stop thinking about you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Oh, God!- PS, have you seen Attitude Magazine?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Come on, Leo Tolstoy - wrap it up!
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Just show it to the camera, prove it's sent. Send it. Do it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16ALL: Oooohhhh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19APPLAUSE
0:09:23 > 0:09:26That is going to be so weird, trying to explain that to him.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29We knew you were going to be a guest today,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31so we prepared a bit of gymnastics between us.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32What we want you to do
0:09:32 > 0:09:35is say whether we'd get gold, silver or bronze.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Is fourth an option?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You tell me. Come on. Let's go.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- So remember, you go on three... - Yeah.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- (It's going to look so shit.) - It won't look shit!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49LAUGHTER
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Guys, just before we go, can I get clearance for the lights?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Am I all right? I wouldn't want to hit it at the launch.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Is this going to be dangerous?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Have we got any drumrolls or any sound effects?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- DRUMROLL - Wicked.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11FANFARE
0:10:11 > 0:10:12CHEERING
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes, it's not bad. Not bad at all.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Good luck stepping up to that.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What, you want me to do something?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Yes, what you got? Beat that, big guy.- Do I get a drumroll?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27DRUMROLL
0:10:29 > 0:10:32WHOOPING
0:10:32 > 0:10:33CHEERING
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Your daughter's called Dani, isn't she?
0:10:39 > 0:10:45- That was a short brainstorm, wasn't it?- Yes, I know. Well, no...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48We were told we were having a boy. I was going for Danny for a boy...
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- You know you could've changed it. - No, no...- Danny with three Ns.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56We stuck with Dani, so she's Dani Dyer, unfortunately, bless her.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I can't even imagine it. All I've got is a pug called Colin.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03If anyone looks at him, yeah, I stab them in the eyes. That's just me.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- What's it like...? - It's hard work.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09It's weird because just recently, she's asked if he could stay over.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Her boyfriend's a nice kid, I like him, she's got to live her life,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14but I tell you what, it fucking...
0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK, so imagine I'm 18,
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I'm sort of, like...nerdy, lanky...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25It's hard to imagine, Greg, yeah.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Just work with the idea, OK? So I'm 18,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm interested in Dani, your daughter.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- I'll come round to your house.- Just even saying that, I want to do ya.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36LAUGHTER
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's role-play, don't punch me.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42So you're going to ring the doorbell,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44OK, I'll just get my shotgun.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:49 > 0:11:52DOOR CREAKS
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Hello. Hiya.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Um, is your daughter in?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00LAUGHTER
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Why?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07No reason, bye.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10LAUGHTER
0:12:10 > 0:12:14CAR ACCELERATES AWAY
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Very realistic, I thought.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18We had done a bunch of shows, you know,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20where there was all this fighting, so I come out one day and say,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22you know what, we've had enough fighting.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Today, we're going to have a romance.- Bring in the horse!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28A love story. We start out, "Here's Bob."
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Bob is sitting on a chair on the stage.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Is Bob the horse, or the person? - Bob is the person! So I say,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36"Bob, what's going on?"
0:12:36 > 0:12:40He says, "Well, you know, my wife, I'm upset with my wife."
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I said, "Why, did she cause problems? Does she fight?"
0:12:42 > 0:12:46"No, she's nice, we get along." You know, couple of questions like that.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I looked at the card, cos I just had names,
0:12:48 > 0:12:51and it said, "Let's bring out Pixel."
0:12:51 > 0:12:55All of a sudden, out comes this horse, Pixel!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57But here's what was really weird -
0:12:57 > 0:13:00as opposed to what I've just talked about.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Every time I stood between Pixel and Bob,
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Pixel pushed me out of the way.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I mean, there was really a sick eye contact.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13We had a similar scandal here when Charles married Camilla, of course.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16LAUGHTER
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Did he text back, by the way? From those messages?- Yes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- I felt my phone buzz.- Oh, no!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29So you send him, "Brian, I know this is a bit random,
0:13:29 > 0:13:34"and inappropes, but when we played golf that time,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38"I've not been able to stop thinking about you. What does this mean?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42"H x PS - Have you seen the latest Attitude Magazine?"
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- So, Brian replies... ten minutes later.- How old is Brian?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- I guess he's in his late 60s, early 70s.- Oh, no.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- OK, is the text in capitals? - It's all in capitals!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59It's one letter per three seconds.
0:13:59 > 0:14:06Brian says, "Hi, H - nice to hear from you. Hope you and Izzy are OK.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09"I'm at Dolly's..." - which was my neighbour - "..at the moment,
0:14:09 > 0:14:13"in her bungalow. How's your golf? We must have a game sometime."
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Oh!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:14:22 > 0:14:24If we weren't doing the same thing every day,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I would want to be a pop star and I'd want to be you.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- I've done my own version of your video for Kickstart.- Remix alert!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# And the love kick starts again
0:14:35 > 0:14:36# Starts again
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# It kick starts
0:14:40 > 0:14:41# It's the same old you the same old me
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# You get bored then I get cold feet
0:14:44 > 0:14:45# Get high, get wandering eyes
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Forget I've never ever had it so sweet
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# I realise what I've got when I'm out of town
0:14:49 > 0:14:52# Cos deep down you're my girl in a golden crown, my princess
0:14:52 > 0:14:53# And I don't want to let you down
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# It kick starts again
0:14:55 > 0:14:59# Start to think it could be fizzling out
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Kinda shocked because I never really had any doubts
0:15:02 > 0:15:08# Look into your eyes imagine life without ya
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# And the love kick starts again. #
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Russell, do you know
0:15:12 > 0:15:14what my favourite part of last week's show was?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- No.- Yeah, you do.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It was the bit when I wrote, directed, produced and starred
0:15:19 > 0:15:22in my own gangster movie, to try and impress Danny Dyer.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yeah, I do remember that. Did he like it?- Hard to tell.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31LAUGHTER
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# So messed up, I want you here... #
0:15:54 > 0:15:58You are pathetic. Pay up, you useless wanker.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02# Laying right down in my favourite place
0:16:06 > 0:16:10# In my room, I want you here... #
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Sorry.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18# Now we're gonna be face-to-face... #
0:16:21 > 0:16:23It's time for the main event.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29CLOCK TICKS
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Go!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Yeaaahhh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53So... What's your one-word review of that?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56LAUGHTER
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Dogshit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Sorry, that's out of order.- Yeah.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You know what? We've had a laugh doing Unzipped, haven't we, Russ?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- You're telling me!- Well, it's been a bit of a rollercoaster
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- with you though, at times. - Yes. ..What do you mean?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16You know - you've been a bit all over the place
0:17:16 > 0:17:18with your emotions this series, Mr Grumpy Chops.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21But at least we can laugh about it now. That's the main thing.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- And it provided the viewers with some fun, as well, so...- Oh, did it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yeah. The audience love it when you storm off. A bit of panto.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Oh, well I'm glad everyone's been enjoying "the panto".
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What does that make me? Christopher effing Biggins?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Just chill out, just sometimes you're a bit highly-strung.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Maybe it's your hormones.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42You know what, I'm so sorry that I'm a human being.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Up yours, Greg James. You lanky streak of...
0:17:49 > 0:17:50..of...of piss!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53That's a shame. Pathetic.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Is it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Greg?- Yes.- What things do I do that annoy you?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Nothing, really. - Go on, there must be something.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Um... You eat with your mouth open, talk about your pets constantly...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- I do that!- You drive a seven-seater Prius hybrid
0:18:12 > 0:18:15and you always go on about your relationships, never ask
0:18:15 > 0:18:18about mine and I think you're a bit self-obsessed and needy.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21It's not funny just to make me the butt of your joke. It doesn't work.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24It's about self-deprecation, that's how it works.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25She liked me more than you,
0:18:25 > 0:18:27she was 6'3½" so like, me and her were perfect,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29when you were going out with her,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32it looked like she was going out with a toddler.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36You mean Helen, the one who dumped me when she got her corneas fixed?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I actually properly hate you for that, Greg. Just break for a minute.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- What you mean? - I'm going to make it easy for you.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44You won't have to fit me in, cos I won't be there.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45- I ain't gonna be here now.- What?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- I'm sorry, I need a minute. - You're going?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I'm going to spend some time on my own now, is that needy?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51You're an idiot, Greg.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Oh, and by the way, the Prius does 74 miles to the gallon, dick!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58APPLAUSE
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Oi, oi, oi. What the eff is going on?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Greg, there's no need to swear, one,
0:19:06 > 0:19:10and secondly, that thing out there in Fearne - is it yours?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Have I got blood on this jumper? - What are you...? No, why?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Because I've been stabbed in the back, mate, that's why.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Of course it's not my baby. Get a grip.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Your mugging yourself right off, man up a bit, look at ya!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25You're pathetic. What kind of geezer wears clobber like that?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- It's not...- Hold up a minute, hold up.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30What about the make-up? Get a grip! You look like a bird!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Me and her, we go to lunch.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34So mates go for lunch, why don't you and I go for lunch?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- We can go for lunch. - When, tomorrow?- Can't do tomorrow.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40There's so much going for you. Are you all right?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Girls falling at your feet, as well. It's just everything...
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Thanks, cheers. Cool.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51All right, yes. You're not Russell Howard funny. I mean, he's...
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Different ballpark.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Look, I didn't mean it and you know I love you.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Come here.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Oi! What you lot doing?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03# I guess now it's time...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# For me to give up... #
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- Friendship is more important. So why don't you just hug?- Good suggestion.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Hug Greg, not me! - Right.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'm sorry, Greg!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Whatever I said Whatever I did
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# I didn't mean it I just want you back for good... #
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Do you know what my favourite part of this best of show is?- No.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33It's when we take an iconic moment of popular culture
0:20:33 > 0:20:37then recreate it shot-for-shot, but with a unique Unzipped twist.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Are you helpfully setting up your self-indulgent spoof
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- of the Brad Pitt perfume advert? - Yes. Yes, I am.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48It's not a journey.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Every series ends that I go on.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57BBC3 turns and I turn with it.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Shows disappear.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Family Guy takes over.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Wherever I go...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08there you are.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11My luck, my fate,
0:21:11 > 0:21:17my chance of ever appearing on TV again.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Unzipped.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Regrettable.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Hey, remember when we had Dappy on the show?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Oh, yeah, I do, but I wasn't that content with him on because he was
0:21:33 > 0:21:37so good looking, the way he's a fit mover, all the girls were screaming.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- He's got that Olympic medal. - No, you're thinking of Louis Smith.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43We didn't have him on. He's the X Factor guy.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- "Hello, how are you doing? You're on the stage."- No.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- We didn't have him on. - No. Louis Smith.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Louis Smith. Louis...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Superman. The one who went out with Superman.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Lois Lane, you idiot! That's Lois Lane!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Louis Smith. - So which Louis did we have on?
0:21:58 > 0:21:59We're talking about Dappy.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Who's Dappy?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, my God! We learned some interesting stuff about him.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Remember this?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Javelin!- Oh, God!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- What's your weirdest habit? - Weirdest habit?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Fishing and flying planes. Remote-control planes.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- You wouldn't expect that. - He don't look like a fisherman.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- That's all I can think of. - Don't you find it boring?
0:22:20 > 0:22:25A lot of people stereotype fishing. Bob, a float, lake, rain, no fish.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I promise you it's not that. I'm the new age Bear Grylls.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30If you come fishing with me...
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Consultation. What would you do to Dappy's hair?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Oh, babe, it looks quite hot now.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Thanks.- But I think we could see some extensions.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Extensions?- Yeah.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43What would you say has been your career highlight?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46If you had to pick one moment, what would it be?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Going to number one, and going to number two straight after
0:22:48 > 0:22:51with another song, with Brian May, yeah.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53You know Brian May keeps foxes as pets?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- What?- Did you know this?- Does he?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58A fox just recently ripped up two of my bunny rabbits.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Yeah, it was probably Brian May's.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03"I thought it would go to number one!"
0:23:03 > 0:23:04And release a fox into your garden.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Can you cook? Because everyone's got a dish, haven't they?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I've mastered this little dish, yeah. It's avocado, sliced up.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Prawn cocktail in the middle.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I cook the prawns slightly, little paprika, salt, pepper,
0:23:15 > 0:23:19olive oil, lemon, yeah, little bit of feta cheese.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Put the prawns on the side, make ketchup, mayonnaise, little bit
0:23:22 > 0:23:27of olive oil, touch it up, there's your orgasm food right there, serve.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33If you'd like our recipe, do head to the Unzipped website.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36And we've got some exciting news for Dappy fans.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39We're in negotiations with him to release that recipe as a single.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sure are, and here's the exclusive first play of his avocado...
0:23:44 > 0:23:45..remix.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50This is how you get a girl in bed, I think.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# Avocado, sliced up
0:23:53 > 0:23:54# I love you, Dappy
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- # Shut up! - Awww!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57# Avocado
0:23:57 > 0:24:01# Cut up avocado, little bit of olive oil
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Avocado, sliced up
0:24:04 > 0:24:05# Simmer, simmer down
0:24:05 > 0:24:06- # Sliced up. - Awww!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09# Avocado, sliced up
0:24:09 > 0:24:12# There's your orgasm food right there, serve
0:24:12 > 0:24:15# Paprika, salt, pepper, olive oil, lemon
0:24:15 > 0:24:17# Paprika, salt, olive oil, feta cheese
0:24:17 > 0:24:19# Paprika, oil
0:24:19 > 0:24:21# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:24:21 > 0:24:23# Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup
0:24:23 > 0:24:24# Avocado
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# Zigazig, ah! #
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Unzipped might be a show
0:24:30 > 0:24:32that is primarily aimed at a youthful audience,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35but we go out of our way to ensure we include people of all ages.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Yeah, and if that means filming a granny
0:24:37 > 0:24:40and granddad offering sex tips to their granddaughter, then so be it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43So, Vicky, if you're watching, we're truly sorry.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Not for doing it in the first place, but because we're going to relive
0:24:46 > 0:24:50the whole excruciating experience again, right now.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53So, there's one thing we should mention that when you applied
0:24:53 > 0:24:55to be in the audience today, we told you a little fib.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- We said we needed some personal stuff from you.- OK.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01For research purposes, but the real reason is
0:25:01 > 0:25:03that we're going to use those questions
0:25:03 > 0:25:07and put them to your grandparents, and they can give us some answers.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12So, you know, we told them all about your exploits.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You never!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I did!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Yeah. Yeah.- What happened?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Just was really, really drunk and fell asleep.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- That was it, really.- It happens. - Yeah.- Just the once?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yeah, I think so, but then I fell off the bed, yeah.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34So we told your granny and granddad about this.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Oh, thanks, thanks, Greg, yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37My pleasure.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38What do you think the advice was
0:25:38 > 0:25:40they gave to stop it happening again?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Was it A - make sure you have coffee before getting frisky?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45OK.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48B - you should sleep with more exciting people?
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Or C - You should read 50 Shades Of Grey?
0:25:54 > 0:25:5650 Shades Of Grey, 100%.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Yeah?- Yeah, my granny likes that. - OK.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03LAUGHTER
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Good luck, everyone. Let's see what they said.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Whilst on holiday, I've just read three books of 50 Shades Of Grey,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13and if you haven't already read them, I think you might be
0:26:13 > 0:26:17able to pick up a few tips to keep things interesting in the bedroom.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19A lot of tips?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20A lot of tips!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23They introduced silver balls.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27And so, you know what Granny's like, I actually bought her some,
0:26:27 > 0:26:29but they had to be gold,
0:26:29 > 0:26:31because she's not a silver person, is she?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35I was a bit worried about not being able to retrieve them afterwards,
0:26:35 > 0:26:38but, you know, you're younger and fitter
0:26:38 > 0:26:41and you might manage with those all right.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56And we will never, ever unsee that, ever! Well, that was amazing.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57They're brilliant, aren't they?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- They do seem properly amazing. - Oh, thank you.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02No, thank you!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04And thanks to your granny and granddad.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I think we've heard some very valuable advice there.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09That was amazing. Everyone, Adam, Eileen.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's now time to hand over the prestigious
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Unzipped Strangest Celebrity Award.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Or the USCA, as it's referred to in the showbiz community.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- It's not, though, is it?- No.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Last series this award was won by Holly Willoughby,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- but picking a winner this time has been very difficult.- Has it?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29No. It couldn't be more clear-cut, to be honest.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Have we bothered to cobble together a nominations package?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Absolutely not. In a decision that required literally
0:27:35 > 0:27:39seconds of deliberation, I can now reveal that the USCA goes to...
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Nancy Dell'Olio.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Nancy!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45So you think half of people lie. Why do you think that?
0:27:45 > 0:27:46It's not about your lie.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50It's about people who are not very confident to talk about the past
0:27:50 > 0:27:51or the people know.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself. Louis?
0:27:55 > 0:27:59TANGO MUSIC PLAYS
0:28:04 > 0:28:07I hate the saying "Everything happens for a reason." I hate that one.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10No, no, but why? You're probably too young.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Everything happens for a reason. - Nope.- But of course, yes.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16What causes the most arguments? Cleaning, jealousy or money?
0:28:16 > 0:28:19It would probably be about cleaning or money.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22It should be for me, the only reason would be jealousy,
0:28:22 > 0:28:24but I don't believe in jealousy, so probably cleaning.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Have you ever had sex at work?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29No, not that I can remember.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- You must have put an England shirt on?- Yes, I did.- There you go.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- How many, you know? - How many what?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41How many blokes?
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- Don't remember.- Can't remember?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48If you think Nancy might be the weirdest, give us a cheer!
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Sadly, Nancy can't be with us today.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Oh, that is so sad. - No, she's not here.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Oh, right.- So, I'm doing to hand the award to her in person.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03- Right.- OK.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Greg.- What?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- What, shall I just carry on without you?- Good one!
0:29:09 > 0:29:13MUSIC: "Going to Fly Now" by Bill Conti
0:29:33 > 0:29:35BUZZER
0:29:35 > 0:29:37'Si?'
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Nancy, I've got something for you which is really exciting,
0:29:40 > 0:29:43and something that is well and truly Unzipped.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47'Is that you, Sven?'
0:29:47 > 0:29:49No, it's not Sven, it's Greg.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50'The little irritating one?'
0:29:50 > 0:29:52No, the little irritating one's Russell.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I'm Greg, the tall one, the handsome one.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Anyway, right. Nancy, I've come to give you your USCA.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Your Unzipped Strangest Celebrity Award.
0:30:01 > 0:30:02It's you!
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Congratulationzole!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06It's you, baby!
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Can I come in?
0:30:08 > 0:30:09'Not today, thank you.'
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Ah! What?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Hello?
0:30:12 > 0:30:13BUZZER RINGS
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Nancy!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Hello? What are you..? Oh, for God's sake!
0:30:19 > 0:30:20Ugh!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- Hey, Greggy!- All right?
0:30:23 > 0:30:25- How are you doing? What happened? - Waste of time.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- Really?- Yeah.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29So I think we should just keep it here.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Looks much nicer in the studio, anyway, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Anyway, shall we move on?- Sure.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Do you know what my favourite part of Halloween was this year?- No.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38I'll give you a little clue.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41It was when I used the Unzipped report to examine
0:30:41 > 0:30:43the attitude of the British when it came to things like ghosts,
0:30:43 > 0:30:45the undead and things that go bump in the night.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Oh. Was it one of your big-budget, high-concept
0:30:47 > 0:30:50comedy monologues that gets shot on location?
0:30:50 > 0:30:51- Yes, it was.- Never saw it.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53I mean, I usually record the show,
0:30:53 > 0:30:54and then fast forward through your bits.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59OWL HOOTS
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Halloween? It's American, not British.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05A stiff upper lip never, ever quivers.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Woo-hoo!
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Who wants some pumpkin pie? Only three weeks to Thanksgiving!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15It's not British to have a turkey in November,
0:31:15 > 0:31:18and it's certainly not British to feel fear.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19What was that?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27I'm with the 59% of Scottish people that do not believe
0:31:27 > 0:31:29we can communicate with the dead.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31# ..a pocket full of posies. #
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Oh, that's sweet. Sorry.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in spirits,
0:31:36 > 0:31:38and I certainly don't believe in an afterlife.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41'Russell.'
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Grandpappy, is that you?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44'Russell!'
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Girls are much more likely to believe this sort of kak.
0:31:49 > 0:31:5332% of women reckon they've seen a ghost.
0:31:53 > 0:31:54What wallies!
0:31:54 > 0:31:57It's much more likely to be their paralytic boyfriend
0:31:57 > 0:32:01wandering around the flat, about to take a slash in the wardrobe.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Where are you from, fair ghost?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Went to Eros nightclub last night.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Think I had a dodgy kebab.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- FARTS - Travel safe, pale spirit.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Bollocks!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Besides sleepwalking boyfriends, there's all that other tosh.
0:32:19 > 0:32:23Vampires, zombies, and in a zombie apocalypse,
0:32:23 > 0:32:27it's the Cornish that are most likely to have a go at surviving.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Is that a ghost, or is that my cousin's uncle's sister?
0:32:32 > 0:32:35I think it's your mother's cousin,
0:32:35 > 0:32:37once removed.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Oh!
0:32:41 > 0:32:44Although I've loved every minute of presenting Unzipped...
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- Co-hosting.- Whatever. There's been one big disappointment.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48Boring!
0:32:48 > 0:32:53The fact that my Celebs Unzipped catchphrase gets dropped every week.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54"Every week".
0:32:54 > 0:32:57So I thought, as a kind of DVD extra for the nerds, the zippers,
0:32:57 > 0:33:01the diehard fans, I'd show you the TV gold that's been removed
0:33:01 > 0:33:04each week for "editorial reasons". "Oh, got time to put Family Guy on."
0:33:04 > 0:33:06And to celebrate this moment, guess what I've done?
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Come up with a catchphrase?
0:33:09 > 0:33:11I've come up with a catchphrase, so here we go.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13"On my bonfire they've been pissin'
0:33:13 > 0:33:16"Now let's see what y'all been missin'!" Thoughts?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18I'd like to burn myself on a bonfire.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Anyway, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Ladies and gents, here they are, in all their glory.
0:33:24 > 0:33:30Finally on TV, my Celebs Unzipped catchphrases. Enjoy!
0:33:33 > 0:33:37When the celebs stop spinning, you could be winning, depending on
0:33:37 > 0:33:40whether you can answer a question about whoever's been selected.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42- Needs some work.- Yeah.
0:33:42 > 0:33:47When the celebs start rotating, you'll be celebrating,
0:33:47 > 0:33:49unless the guests get the subsequent question wrong,
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- in which case it'll be all frustrating!- Yeah!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55You just need to shorten it a bit, I'd say.
0:33:55 > 0:34:00When the celebs stop revolving, our guests will be involving
0:34:00 > 0:34:04themselves in a number of questions that need solving.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05- What do you reckon?- Shit.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10The celeb spin round. It's a magical axis.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14The most advanced technology since the invention of faxes.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17- Thoughts?- It's, erm...
0:34:17 > 0:34:18It's great, Greg.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22We'll put it on the fridge with the other children's work. It's lovely.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- Can I have a crack instead? Is that all right?- Well, you can,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28but great catchphrases don't just grow on trees, OK?
0:34:28 > 0:34:30I'm going to have a try. Do you mind?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Spin the wheel, it's Celebs Unzipped.
0:34:33 > 0:34:37If tonight guests win, we all get pissed!
0:34:50 > 0:34:52# They like it
0:34:52 > 0:34:54# They like it when I say it
0:34:54 > 0:34:56# They like it when I say it Mmm-mmm-mmm! #
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Happy?- Yeah.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Oh, Greg, do you remember Celebs Unzipped?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Ah, yes, Celebs Unzipped,
0:35:06 > 0:35:10the part of the show that was a bit like a part-time postman.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12- Didn't always deliver. - Good one.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Well, for me, it was the highlight of the show.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Some of the nation's favourite and, coincidentally,
0:35:16 > 0:35:19most bookable celebrities, a load of controversial confessions,
0:35:19 > 0:35:24and the chance for the entire audience to win a cocktail! So...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- I tell you what. Why don't we relive the magic?- Good idea.
0:35:28 > 0:35:33We asked Big Brother winner, Brian Belo, if he ever wees in the shower.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38I don't wee in the shower. I think weeing in the shower is disgusting.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41That's actually one of my pet hates, weeing in the shower, to be fair.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46So, no. I masturbate in the shower, but not weeing.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49And it's especially good when you get that tingly shower gel thing.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51It's much better when you do it with that.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53We asked Holly Willoughby
0:35:53 > 0:35:57if she thinks male strippers are a turn-on or a turn-off.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Male strippers are a turn-off.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05I would rather go and see female strippers every day of the week.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09The males' genitalia just sort of dangles and hangs and swings,
0:36:09 > 0:36:11and that is not sexy.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Give me boobs any day!
0:36:14 > 0:36:16We asked N-Dubz front man...
0:36:18 > 0:36:19CROWD: Ooooh!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21I'm joking!
0:36:21 > 0:36:22All right, I'm fine!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24# No point in fighting over yesterday
0:36:26 > 0:36:28# Cos when I look in the mirror! #
0:36:34 > 0:36:39We asked N-Dubz front man Fazer if he thinks aliens exist.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I believe aliens exist.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46I walk down Camden High Street and I look at certain individuals
0:36:46 > 0:36:51and say, "You are not human. You are an alien. Look at that head.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53"There is no way you can be from Earth,"
0:36:53 > 0:36:57so I think aliens do exist, yes.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00We asked rapper Lethal Bizzle if he would own up
0:37:00 > 0:37:03if he ran over a neighbour's cat.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07I probably would, you know. That's the kind of person I am.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10I probably would tell them I'm sorry.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14Although, one time, my driver hit a donkey... Not a donkey!
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Er, what do you call them? A sheep.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20And it literally, just, like, it was a horrible feeling.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Well, there we are. Muddling up a donkey and a sheep.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29It's easily done, isn't it?
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Lovely, warm donkey jumper.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Russ, do you know what my favourite part of the Unzipped report is?
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Actually, I don't, no.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43It's the interesting statistics that get thrown up.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Such as?
0:37:45 > 0:37:49Well, 24% of people in Wales have dabbled in some form of stalking.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52"I like to watch, I do."
0:37:52 > 0:37:5521% of Englishmen have faked an orgasm.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57"I believe I'm completing, dear. Excuse me."
0:37:57 > 0:37:59And 15% of Scottish people have masturbated at work.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02"Oh, no, I've ruined my spacebar!"
0:38:02 > 0:38:04The point is, it's always interesting to find out
0:38:04 > 0:38:07what people get up to behind closed doors, isn't it?
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Sure is.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28Nooooo!
0:40:00 > 0:40:05# How sweet it is to be loved by you
0:40:09 > 0:40:14# How sweet it is to be loved by you
0:40:18 > 0:40:22# I needed the shelter Of someone's arms
0:40:22 > 0:40:25# And there you were. #
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Well, that's it. We've reached the end of the show,
0:40:33 > 0:40:35and the end of another series of Unzipped.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Eight weeks ago we set out on a journey to inform the nation
0:40:38 > 0:40:40and shed some light on British behaviour.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43And, on the way, we attempted to answer some of the biggest
0:40:43 > 0:40:45questions affecting society today.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47It's fair to say that didn't work out.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49In fact, we failed miserably,
0:40:49 > 0:40:52but we've had a good laugh along the way, and that's the main thing.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55So, if you were a celebrity guest that appeared on the show,
0:40:55 > 0:40:57and member of the public who sat in the Unzipped sample...
0:40:57 > 0:41:01..or just a viewer at home who accidentally switched over
0:41:01 > 0:41:03during Grand Designs, we want to say thank you.
0:41:03 > 0:41:04Thank you.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Now, before we go,
0:41:06 > 0:41:09we've just got time to give you a beautifully-crafted montage.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11I mean, all the best series have one, right?
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Yeah, and we're going to have a crack at it, too.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Thanks for watching.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Bye.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20So glad that you two are working out the barometer of normal!
0:41:20 > 0:41:23I want to thank Unzipped for this experience.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24This is TV. It's above.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Oh!
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Get in!
0:41:29 > 0:41:31What is happening?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39You see some messed up stuff in America,
0:41:39 > 0:41:40but nothing compared to this.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43Check, check, check this out.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Oh, this is really shit!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Oh!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52That's for you.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57I'll give you a slap, OK?
0:41:57 > 0:42:01# We found love in a hopeless place
0:42:01 > 0:42:05# We found love in a hopeless place
0:42:05 > 0:42:08# We found love In a hopeless place. #
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Until next time, take care of yourself.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Mummy, I've finished.
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