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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- We're Wil and Aeron, - farmers from the Dyfi Valley.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09- From the Andean peaks - to Scandinavian glaciers...

0:00:09 > 0:00:13- ..we've experienced - rural life all over the world.

0:00:14 > 0:00:19- In this series, - our travels take us to Scotland.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Welcome to Scotland. We made it.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25- We're realizing a childhood dream.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- We're doing a 1500 road trip...

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- ..in a campervan that will be - our mode of transport and home.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- A Scottish explosion.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- We're normally best friends.

0:00:39 > 0:00:39- I'm in the wrong blooming lane.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- I'm in the wrong blooming lane.- - Just go round.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- A month in each other's pockets - is asking for trouble.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- National Park Highlands!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- We'll have new experiences...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- ..and challenge each other.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- We'll see the traditional...

0:00:57 > 0:00:58- It's perfect.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- It's perfect.- - ..and the modern.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Bowhill Estate.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- The cities, Irn-Bru and haggis - aside...

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- ..we'll see huge estates, - mountains and distant islands.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- I can't get my head round - the scale of it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:21- How do our lives differ - from the Scottish way of life?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- First, finding a way - of getting there.

0:01:30 > 0:01:36- Hendreseifion Farm, Machynlleth. - Four weeks to go...

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- The plan is to go to Scotland.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50- We've talked about it for years.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- It's a dream to go on a road trip.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59- Travelling is something - every young man wants to do.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Scotland makes sense to us. - There is so much to see.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- The campervan worries me - more than anything.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- This is it.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- This is the best angle.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- The campervan itself...

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- ..is a 1986 model T25 - Volkswagen campervan.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- I'd always fancied having - a campervan with a surfboard on top.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I don't surf, but I like the image.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- The camper - hasn't moved for five years.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- It's been my dog's home, - and god knows what else.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- It smells of mice.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- You know I don't like mice.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- I thought it was a bargain at 500.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- It's quite sturdy.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Slow puncture.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Very slow. That's all - that's happened in five years.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- When I first brought it home...

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- ..I realized it needed a lot of work - to get it roadworthy.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Will it start?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Will it start?- - Maybe!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Try it.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Is anything happening?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24- Is anything happening?- - Not yet.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25- Have you turned the key?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26- Have you turned the key?- - Yes.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Now?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Can you hear a noise?!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Now?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36- ENGINE DOESN'T START

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- ENGINE DOESN'T START- - It started.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Now?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Nothing's happening.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Nothing's happening.- - Now?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- There's a light flickering.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- On a scale of 1 to 10...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- ..getting there and back...

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- ..in the campervan, is minus one.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Fire in the hole.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- It's cosmetic.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- She needs a bit of make-up...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- ..and then she'll be pretty.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- ENGINE STARTS

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- What did I say?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- It was luck.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- And faith.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- I can't see a thing.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- See you in John O'Groats.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It's a trip of over 1500 miles.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39- I reckon we'll start...

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- I reckon we'll start...- - ..by mucking out.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- It needs to pass an MOT - in under a month.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- I'm still worried about the mice.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- It'll be a long labour of love.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I haven't put poison down - since spring.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Brand new panels.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- The dog slept on it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- We're not mechanics. It'll be - a miracle if we finish in time.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- We could grow potatoes here.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25- I hoped it would be less work. - It's a state.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34- I've had to overcome worse problems.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39- Farmers are used to obstacles.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- There's nothing like a deadline, - a date to aim for.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48- As well as bringing the van back to - life, we need to plan the journey.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- I'm keen to go this way, - turn left in Fort William...

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- ..then go across...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Oh!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Good start. The map is broken, - like our relationship.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Dad made this journey - when he was younger.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- He says Scotland is like Wales, - only much bigger.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Then to the Isle Of Skye - and cut back through.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- We want to go to North Uist.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- It's part of the country - we know very little about.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- The roads are as foreign - as the culture.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- We need to learn Loch Lomond.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- AERON SINGS - THE BONNY BANKS OF LOCH LOMOND

0:06:39 > 0:06:40- # Loch Lomond #

0:06:41 > 0:06:42- You know it.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- After a month of hard work...

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- ..the van passed the MOT.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Let me show you what we've done.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- A new arch and window.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- A spray job. We fixed the door hinge - and welded it back on.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- It has come from a dark place.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Getting the tap to work - was a big job. Watch this.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Oh!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Cups and clothes replace - the mice and dog.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31- It's spacious.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- The cattle have been fed, and a - 'to do' list left for the workers.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- The challenge of being in a camper - for a month with Aeron starts.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Have we got everything?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46- Map?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55- It started.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- It started.- - It hasn't let us down yet.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59- Hist.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Off we go.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03- Is the road clear?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Is the road clear?- - You're OK this side.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10- How much petrol have we got?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- How much petrol have we got?- - It's half full.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14- There's no power steering.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- There's no power steering.- - You're OK this side.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21- I know him.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- I know him.- - You'll wave at anyone.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24- Yes.

0:08:29 > 0:08:35- Goodbye to the Dyfi Valley. And - so far, the camper is going fine.

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0:08:42 > 0:08:42- Subtitles

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0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Our Scotland road trip has started.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57- After 200 miles, and Aeron - wittering on, the border is close.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00- Marchbank Hotel.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- I remember him well.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- I'm sick of you reading out - every sign.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Hist, hist!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Here we are. - The big moment has arrived.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Failte Gu Alba.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19- At last.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- It feels different already.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- It feels better.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Welcome to Scotland. We made it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- AERON PLAYS FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- We're going to - the creme de la creme of estates.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Bowhill is one of Europe's biggest.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I can't wait to get out of the van.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Watch the corner.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- There are houses here.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- What have we got here?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Carry on.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Bowhill Estate office.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Watch the bump.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Climbing the hill gave us - an idea of the estate's expanse.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- I can't get my head round - the scale of the place.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- People like the queen - own Scotland's estates.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- The Duke Of Buccleuch owns Bowhill.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- He is Britain's - biggest private landowner.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- If you measured - all the fences on his land...

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- ..they'd stretch from - Selkirk to San Francisco.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- The landscape is similar to home...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- ..but on a much bigger scale.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- There are seven farms - on the 63,000 acres.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- As well as agriculture...

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- ..its businesses include - engineering, conservation...

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- ..forestry and tourism.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Think of managing all of this. - Where would you start?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Keep on top of the pasture, - or which sheep to take where?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- The present owner - is the tenth Duke Of Buccleuch.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- His farm manager - is Welshman Sion...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- ..originally from Montgomeryshire.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Are you OK?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- We'll work here for a few days...

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- ..learning how to manage - such a huge place.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- How are you, Aeron?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Wil said you had a smart house. - Is that it?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- No, that's the Duke - Of Buccleuch's estate house.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Does he live there now?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- No, that's one of four.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- He's living in the house down south. - It's one of four houses.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Does he stay here sometimes?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Yes. This is their home.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- It's the Buccleuch seat.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- That's where the family seat is.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- It's a huge house. - It must cost a lot to run.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Yes, the heating costs - about 150,000 a year.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- You're making me sweat, - thinking of such a bill.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21- I'm surprised you haven't found - a clever or cheap way to heat it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- We've started something. - I'll show you later.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- We start with a familiar job...

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- ..helping the old shepherds - to gather from the mountain.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- There are over 5,000 sheep - scattered around the estate.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Believe it or not, only - three shepherds look after them.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48- The shepherds are only - small grains in a sea of land.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Sion has to keep an eye on them - and make sure they're safe.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- To do this, he uses gadgets - we're all familiar with.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- You said you can track the motor - bikes out on the mountains.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Is this the app?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Yes, we have a website...

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- ..that takes the data - from these TrackPorts.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18- Every ten minutes, they drop - a breadcrumb, as it's called...

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- ..and follow the bikes.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- If the two lads are working - on their own somewhere...

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- ..they have to report in - every four hours.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32- If they don't, we know there's - a problem, and someone is missing.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37- We don't wait until 5.00pm for the - wife to phone, saying he's missing.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- We can be proactive - and find his location.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Every ten minutes.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- A bloke from Scotland said to me...

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- "..Farm smarter, not harder."

0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Yes, 100% right.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53- You agree.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54- You agree.- - Definitely.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- After the mountain gathering...

0:14:00 > 0:14:05- ..we spent a few hours branding - horns with the old shepherds.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06- How do you know they're hot enough?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- How do you know they're hot enough?- - They go red when they're hot.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09- Ah. Simple.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- You don't touch it like that!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- That's red and ready to go. - William is ready.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Alright, Wil?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Side by side with their new toys...

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- ..I get the impression - they've seen big changes recently.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- The use of technology is increasing.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Soon, Sion will - be able to fly a drone...

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- ..to keep an eye on the flock.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- The mark is special to the farm.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- It's quite simple, - you just hold it the right way.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Quite simple.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- I'm not really - a modern technology man.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- I have a phone and television.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- I like reviving the old skills.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- We've heard about technology - and read about it.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Seeing technology - being used on a farm...

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- ..and being part of it today...

0:15:15 > 0:15:19- ..makes you feel - there's room for technology...

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- ..to help the farmer.

0:15:21 > 0:15:26- It could help with health - and safety or with stock.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- It makes life easier.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- A mountain farm is hard work.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- If there are ways to improve that...

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- ..it's a good step forward.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38- I'm not an app man.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- I have a weather app - and things like Facebook.

0:15:42 > 0:15:47- But I don't have one that - is useful with work, not like here.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- This is something else.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- I'll leave the apps to them. - I'll stick to marking horns.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- The way technology is going, - you'll have no work.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59- You'll stay in bed!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- You'll stay in bed!- - I'll just open a computer every day!

0:16:02 > 0:16:03- That's the way.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11- After a long shift on the farm, - we escaped from the van to the pub.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12- Slainte mhath!

0:16:12 > 0:16:13- Slainte mhath!- - Slainte mhath!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- We're drinking whisky. - It's nice too.

0:16:17 > 0:16:17- Like it?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18- Like it?- - It's nice.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- This is the strongest one, 46%.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- It's from a place called Ardbeg.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Whisky is highly - respected in Scotland.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- It's like the French and their wine.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32- Good grief.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38- We learnt that there are hundreds - of single malts and blends.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- The expert advice is to add a drop - of water to enhance the taste.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Swill it round your tongue. - That's even more interesting!

0:16:48 > 0:16:53- We're having a bit of information - about how to recognize whiskies.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- I didn't know much about it.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- I'm learning.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06- Mm.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08- CHUCKLES

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- You're not so keen, I can tell.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- It's strong!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- We tried I don't know - how many whiskies.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- They were marvellous.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Wow, I feel warm now.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34- Oh!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- My lips seem to have gone numb.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- It's not very strong.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- There's a lot of water in it.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47- We're learning.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50- It's fun.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Isn't it, William?

0:17:52 > 0:17:53- Yes, Aeron.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57- Well!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- It's early morning - after a late night.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Good morning.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10- This is my bed.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12- It's quite cosy.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- I can peep out of the top - to see what the weather is like.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20- It's a bit tight.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- If I wanted to stretch, - I'd have to go like this.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- We'd be close, and I'd see William. - I don't want that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- We spend the day helping - in different places.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- HEN SQUAWKS

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- That's it.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- This one is called Bessie, - apparently...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- ..or number 20,000.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- There are 32,000 hens on the farm.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- They supply Britain's biggest - supermarkets and fast-food joints.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- We've all probably - eaten eggs from here.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04- The estate's hens and other - livestock produce tons of waste.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- We've been given the job - of collecting it today.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15- They said, "Go to Scotland. It'll - be a nice break from farming." Fine!

0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Sion has a new toy...

0:19:17 > 0:19:22- ..an anaerobic digestion, low - carbon, renewable energy plant.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- It turns manure into electricity.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- It's the same principle - as stuff in a fridge.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- If something in a fridge - starts to go off, it smells.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- It's the same process as this.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- When things go off, - they produce gas, methane.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- We cook the manure in a tank, - up to 50 degrees.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- It speeds up the process - of producing methane.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- It took a long time to work - that out, but it makes sense.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- It's been slow in this country.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- The Germans and Austrians - are miles ahead of us.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Most power stations - in Germany are AD plants.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Do you want to see the tanks?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Do you want to see the tanks?- - Yes, let's see the tanks.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Put your hand on top, it's warm.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10- It is!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- It's all gas under that.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- It's a dangerous place to stand.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16- You don't want a smoke, do you?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- You don't want a smoke, do you?- - No.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19- Here's a question.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- How many houses can the two tanks - supply with electricity?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- About 150 houses.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- You produce enough electricity - for 150 houses, for a year?

0:20:32 > 0:20:33- Roughly.

0:20:33 > 0:20:39- They produce electricity, the dry - waste is used as cattle bedding...

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- ..and the fluid - is an excellent soil fertilizer.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- The AD plant cost - over a million pounds.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52- It sounds a lot, but thousands - of pounds worth of electricity...

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- ..will be produced in the coming - years, so it makes sense.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- It's quite inspiring.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Seeing it work on a farm...

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- ..on land that's quite - similar to home...

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- ..makes your brains think...

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- "..I could do something - like this back home."

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- But it needs a lot of money - and has to be run properly...

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- ..and also very importantly, - it's on a huge scale here.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- He said that this system has paid - for itself a hundredfold.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- I can only take my hat off to him.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37- When we arrived, we had no idea - how an estate like this was run.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42- But in only a few days, we've seen - that the scale of the place...

0:21:42 > 0:21:46- ..is an opportunity to blend - the traditional and the modern.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Looking at this place...

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- ..I don't think I could - handle all the management work.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- I'm not organized enough.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- You have to be well-organized...

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- ..have a lot of determination - and the right attitude.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- I can only admire Sion's work.

0:22:09 > 0:22:15- Coming here to see a farm on - this scale being managed so well...

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- ..has been a privilege.

0:22:18 > 0:22:23- Maybe one can try a lot - of these things, whatever the scale.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- There's a lot to learn - from farmers like this.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Oh, no. - There's a monster roundabout too.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- If it says north, go north.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- If it says north, go north.- - The A7 is that way.

0:22:47 > 0:22:47- Go that way!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Go that way!- - I'm in the wrong blooming lane!

0:22:49 > 0:22:50- Just go round.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Just go round.- - Where do I want to go off?

0:22:52 > 0:22:53- Talk to me, Goose.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Talk to me, Goose.- - Not here.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Not here?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57- Not here?- - Not here.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- This one?

0:22:59 > 0:23:00- This one?- - No.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01- There?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- There?- - Edinburgh East and North?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- We did it in the end!

0:23:11 > 0:23:12- Next time...

0:23:12 > 0:23:17- If the van is still going, we leave - the country and head for a town.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- We get to grips - with Scottish cliches...

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- ..amidst the tartan, - bagpipes and cabers.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- We're going to the Highland Games.

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