0:00:00 > 0:00:05As Martin Luther King once said, "The ultimate measure of a man
0:00:05 > 0:00:08"is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12"But where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
0:00:12 > 0:00:16This series of Winter Wipeout has tested both the good
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and the great to the limit.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Yes, they may leave tired, battered and bruised,
0:00:21 > 0:00:25but with each and every contestant, the human spirit has shone through.
0:00:27 > 0:00:33Tonight, we honour that spirit. Their creativity.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Their questionable attire.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Their sheer intrepidatiousness.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43And their staggeringly high pain thresholds.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Because this is Winter Wipeout. The Snow Globes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Here are the stats. 160 intrepid contestants.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Two cubic miles of snow. four million gallons of icy water.
0:00:58 > 0:01:0192 lorry loads of foam padding
0:01:01 > 0:01:04and one forged health and safety certificate.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09It's high time someone paid tribute to all those spine-twisting spills,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11stomach-churning slaps, buttock-clenching bangs
0:01:11 > 0:01:15and eye-popping whacks and I am that someone and that time is now.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Snow Globes and I am so excited.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The BBC has really splashed out tonight. We've got a live orchestra.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29ORCHESTRA PLAYS
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, they're good.
0:01:31 > 0:01:36They've hired me this bling Arctic attire and just look at all this.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39There's a real buzz of electricity in the air and that's because
0:01:39 > 0:01:42each of tonight's winners will be taking home
0:01:42 > 0:01:45one of these delicate Faberge-style snow globes.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49SMASHING
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, have we got any more of those?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52On with the show and here's a sneaky peek at the wintry awards
0:01:52 > 0:01:54up for grabs tonight...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now, it is difficult to fully appreciate
0:02:27 > 0:02:31the freezing Arctic conditions of the Winter Wipeout course.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35The first accolade is the Numb and Number award which recognises
0:02:35 > 0:02:38those contestants who suffer what's known as brain freeze -
0:02:38 > 0:02:41a debilitating condition whereby extreme cold
0:02:41 > 0:02:44numbs the part of the brain responsible for basic motor function
0:02:44 > 0:02:46and low-level decision-making.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49The nearest you will come to experiencing this phenomenon
0:02:49 > 0:02:51is the common ice lolly as I shall now demonstrate
0:02:51 > 0:02:55with this own-brand fruits-of-the-forest icy pop.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Aargh! No, actually, that's...that's fine.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Ah-la, ah-la, ah-la, yeah, heads going numb now... Even number.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Ah. Now I'm stuck. Let's just go to the awards.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15The Number and Number award. Oh, this is tricky.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19So, just to be clear, every single one of these competitors
0:03:19 > 0:03:23has one thing in common, they all did something monumentally stupid
0:03:23 > 0:03:26the moment they were exposed to the cold.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- The stairs, John. MUFFLED:- Can you say sausages? I can't!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You're going the wrong way.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Just go to the other side.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yes!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Argh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12So, in third place, it's the dancing DJ, Trevor -
0:04:12 > 0:04:16a deserving Numb and Number contestant, thanks to this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yo to my DJ homies, I'm going to smash this track,
0:04:18 > 0:04:21when we play our music, cos the other contestants
0:04:21 > 0:04:24are wickedy, wickedy, wickedy, wah.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Yeah, not that, thanks to this.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Yah, he certainly enjoyed, erm, getting to know the snowman.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44I don't think that's going to work.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Embarrassing one-off? Not for serial snowman snogger, Trev.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57He just couldn't get enough.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02A textbook case of brain freeze.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Although which actual textbook I'm not sure.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Trevor's having an affair with the snowman.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Taking the runners-up prize, which means he gets nothing,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13it's Olly Pudding, the Christmas pudding maker.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He got all the way to the Wipeout Zone before the cold got to him.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Timing - awful. Result - joyful.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31But the hands-down winner of the Numb and Number award is this lady,
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Dawn French.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, well done. Well done.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Unlike the famous Dawn French,
0:05:37 > 0:05:40this Dawn French used to be a bodybuilder.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Only one little bit to go, Dawn. You can do it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47So, after being dunked in the icy water and beaten up by the qualifier,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Dawn was moments away from triumph
0:05:49 > 0:05:53but then her frontal lobe froze resulting in this.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I live in a bungalow. We don't have any stairs. Just not used to them.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Yeah, apparently her bungalow does have two giant bucking foam logs, though.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10She was good at those, just not stairs.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Well done, Dawn French two, the first recipient of a Winter Wipeout
0:06:14 > 0:06:15snow globe.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm playing a trick on Mr Monkey.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22This is going to be good.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25That's because the next award celebrates those contestants
0:06:25 > 0:06:28who cleverly shield their faces from the full impact
0:06:28 > 0:06:32of a blow by placing their noses in the way, as I will now demonstrate.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Oh, Monkey, I've got a present for you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Oh, there must be something wrong with the spring.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Anyway, here's But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm not falling for that. Well, there must be something up with it.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Ooh-yah! But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54We've all got noses.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58# Everybody hurts... #
0:06:58 > 0:07:00We use them to smell.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03We use them to pick.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08And we use them to balance spectacles on.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13But these contestants found a whole new use for them.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17The perfect shield from ice-clad spring-loaded high-velocity
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Argentinian obstacles.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26At number 10 in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award
0:07:26 > 0:07:29it's Eamonn O'Cartwheel, that's not his real name.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh, you're just so gorgeous.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You're more beautiful in real life than I could ever imagine.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38The Irish charm ran out, though, somewhere around Granny's house.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Eamonn used to have a good nose
0:07:44 > 0:07:47for a bargain but now no longer has a nose at all really.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Oh, she's a wicked granny, that's all I can say.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58In at number nine, it's Limbo Laura, the London-based marketing executive.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02She didn't limbo the second big ball, though.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Just nose-butted it instead.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10DIVE BOMBER SOUND EFFECT
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Nose first! There it is.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20At number eight...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I'm going to impress that guy from Top Gear.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27He's going to be like, "Hey, Don Asad come here, cos I want to kiss your rear."
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Pow! - Medium Don Asad did impress me,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32though not quite in the way he hoped.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34His beard just got in the way!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, his beard and his nose.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Mostly the nose. In fact, it was all on the nose.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42FANFARE
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I'm still a bit dizzy, so let's get busy.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49This farmer's going for gold!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Taking the number seven spot is Dorset farmer Jet Tractor Tristan.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56He did this in the Wipeout Zone.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Look, no hands!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, look, massive nose-ache.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Number six belongs to Erica Bird-u, so called because she works in a bird shop or something.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I don't know.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Oh, that's swift.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Woodpecker? It could be.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Right on the beak. There it is.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Oh.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25There'll be more of But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way
0:09:25 > 0:09:27later on in the show.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28It's a cliffhanger.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Of sorts. But now for something important - and cue the music.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34SOLEMN ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
0:09:34 > 0:09:36In 19...er,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39an expedition led by a man named Shackleton
0:09:39 > 0:09:42set sail for the uncharted wastelands of Antarctica.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44His aim, to reach the South Pole.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Instead, he and his men got stuck in ice, lost their ship,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50and had to eat their shoes.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55From that day on, no-one has forgotten the name Barry Shackleton(!)
0:09:55 > 0:09:59This year, for the first time, comes the prestigious Shackleton award,
0:09:59 > 0:10:03in recognition of those who've struggled in the face of adversity
0:10:03 > 0:10:05without giving up, or eating their shoes.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Tonight, we honour three such contestants. But first, this.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16And now, the first Shackleton award.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18MUSIC: "I Want To Break Free" by Queen.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20This is Jane.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Not Plain Jane, Insane Jane.
0:10:24 > 0:10:31With this feather duster in hand, this domestic goddess is here to clean up Winter Wipeout.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36This 34-year-old housewife from Dublin proved
0:10:36 > 0:10:38she was anything but ordinary
0:10:38 > 0:10:42by throwing down her feather duster, rolling up her shirt sleeves and doing this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, my God!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47SHE LAUGHS
0:10:47 > 0:10:51No regard for her own safety whatsoever!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Insane Jane may have earned her nickname
0:10:53 > 0:10:56with this kamikaze leap on the big balls,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59but it didn't end there. Oh, no.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Her vice-like grip and steely determination on the ski lift
0:11:05 > 0:11:07would have made Shackleton proud.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12As others fell around her, Jane just kept hanging on.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14SHE SCREAMS
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Come on, Jane!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- JANE SCREAMS - And on.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# I will survive...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21And on.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24In fact, this woman would not let go.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hang on to your feather duster, Jane.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28JANE SCREAMS
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Oh, this is too much. - Look at the upper strength on that.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37All that feather dusting is coming in really handy.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Despite taking more of a battering than anybody else,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Insane Jane almost made it through to the next round.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48People kept falling off and I was thinking, "Oh my God, I'm still here."
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I know I did myself proud and I think John and the kids will recognise that.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58But moments away from a place in the next round this happened.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00One away.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Hopefully, I did myself proud.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07You did the whole nation proud, and that's why you're the winner
0:12:07 > 0:12:10of the first Shackleton Award, a fitting accolade
0:12:10 > 0:12:13to your determination - and something else for you to dust.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Time now for some organised fun, which is brilliant because I love fun.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22You at home can join in with this simple multiple-choice quiz. Ready? Great.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Because it's time for the game I like to call Granny's Game.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Round 1.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Brilliant. Granny's Game. This should be good.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Why is sales assistant Mark looking so miserable?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Did he get hit by...
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Shout out your answer now.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48This is tricky. I'm going to say Granny unleashed Tevez.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50My answer's Tevez.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52OK, here goes. Oh!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54He didn't even get past the pie!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58So the correct answer was A, the pie.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Tricky. This is good.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05There'll be another round of Granny's Game later in the show. I can't wait.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Now, the perfect Wipeout is all about speed and timing
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and, as everyone knows, Granny is an expert at both.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Her ability to outrun and outwit the contestants is legendary.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18In fact, according to Wipeout statistician Dr Mop,
0:13:18 > 0:13:23a staggering 71% of the contestants couldn't even get past the pie.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26"Oh, really?" you're probably saying to yourself.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29"Surely any wallyhead could make it past the pie?"
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, let me demonstrate.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh, Monkey, pie, please.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34See if you can dodge thi...
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Yeah. So if you don't want to end up with pie in your face at Granny's house,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41here are some top tips.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Lesson 1, Granny's pie is always aimed at head height,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47so ducking is strongly advised.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Lesson 2, if you do manage to duck the pie, don't then stand up again
0:13:55 > 0:13:59and get hit by the front door. This isn't rocket science.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Lesson 3, try to keep quiet.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05You really don't want to wake up Granny's dog, Tevez.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Lesson 4, if you're still standing after dodging the pie and the front door and Tevez,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14there is a teeny-tiny sliver of a shadow of a glimmer of a chance
0:14:14 > 0:14:17you might, you just might, make it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Oh! Oh! - BARKING AND SCREAMING
0:14:22 > 0:14:25But it's pretty unlikely.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oh, I think she just lost her teeth.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33However, every now and again, there's a contestant who ignores all of these lessons
0:14:33 > 0:14:36and gets walloped by absolutely everything.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38It's an achievement of such rarity and beauty,
0:14:38 > 0:14:42that in Argentina they instantly declare a three-day holiday,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45which quite often irks the contestant coming up next.
0:14:45 > 0:14:51It's time to find out whose name has been knitted into Granny's tea cosy of destruction.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Granny's Grand Slam award.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01And the winner this year is Lawrence.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Very much your average 46-year-old ballet-dancing driving instructor from Twickenham.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13No mirrors, no signal, just...
0:15:14 > 0:15:15..manoeuvre.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Lawrence made light work of the snowmen.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Whoo hoo-hoo! - Then it all started to unravel.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Pie, got hit by that. Front door -
0:15:27 > 0:15:30got hit by that, too. Pontoon -
0:15:30 > 0:15:34that's not an obstacle, tripped over that. Tevez -guess what?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Then for an encore, Lawrence got clipped by the back door, too.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39SHE LAUGHS
0:15:39 > 0:15:42And if you missed that, here it is again.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Lawrence didn't so much make a meal of it,
0:15:48 > 0:15:52as tuck into a 19-course banquet complete with tiny coffee
0:15:52 > 0:15:56and those funny mints they give you in restaurants. He went for it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Argh!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59FANFARE
0:15:59 > 0:16:03And that's why he wins Granny's Grand Slam Award.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Lawrence there, reminding us that all grannies are evil.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But grannies aren't the only conduits of evil on the course.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14There have been many new and cruel obstacles that have struck fear
0:16:14 > 0:16:15into the hearts of the contestants.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So much so, that they've added extra chlorine to the water -
0:16:18 > 0:16:20for "accidents".
0:16:20 > 0:16:24So this next award is for the most 'orrible obstacle.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:16:30 > 0:16:35And the abominations are the stomach-whirling lawyer-concerning lunch extractor,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37the 'orrible Winter Whizzy.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Aled Jones's worst nightmare, the 'orrible Snowmen Splat.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Built by a bloke who lacked a basic understanding of physics and safety, it's the 'orrible Flinga-majig.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52And, finally, the 'orrible Ski-lift, a senseless waste of diesel and used tractor parts.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57And, the 'orrible winner is Ski-lift.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Time to take a moment to remember the litany of casualties,
0:17:00 > 0:17:04broken dreams and near-death experiences caused by the Ski-lift.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15# Deep in the ocean Dead and cast away
0:17:15 > 0:17:19# Where innocence is burned
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# In flames A million miles from home
0:17:22 > 0:17:25# I'm walking ahead # I'm frozen to the bones
0:17:25 > 0:17:29# I am a soldier on my own
0:17:29 > 0:17:30# I don't know the way
0:17:30 > 0:17:34# I'm riding up the heights of shame
0:17:34 > 0:17:37# I'm waiting for the call The hand on the chest
0:17:37 > 0:17:40# I'm ready for the fight
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# And fate... #
0:17:43 > 0:17:49CONTESTANTS SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
0:17:58 > 0:18:01The Ski-lift has pummelled the great, the good
0:18:01 > 0:18:04and all the other Winter Wipeout competitors, too.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08But let's take a moment to honour the one contestant who got more smackulated
0:18:08 > 0:18:12by the most 'orrible obstacle that anyone else did ever.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16It's The Most 'Orrible Dismount From The Most 'Orrible Obstacle Award.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- These titles are getting tricky, they really are. - FANFARE
0:18:21 > 0:18:27And the winner of The Most 'Orrible whatsit from the other thingy is Roller Steph.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29In a crowded and painful category,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Steph stood out as the most painful and categorical of all.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35SHE SCREAMS
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Not 180, not 360,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Steph wins for pulling off this stunning
0:18:43 > 0:18:45450-degree rotating air bomb.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50I was extremely nervous and really trying to concentrate on not landing in the water all the time.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54An extraordinary achievement. Well done Steph.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Yes, that's one for the girls. - FANFARE
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Now, later on, I'll be announcing the winner of my favourite obstacle.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06(It's the Blob.)
0:19:06 > 0:19:08But now, I thought I'd do a joke round about here.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'm going to do a prank on the monkey.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15You see, I've put this incredibly strong instant glue on this banana
0:19:15 > 0:19:18and I'm going to stick it to the floor, there.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20(He won't be able to pick it up.)
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Which reminds me of the next award.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's the Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Right, here goes. I reckon there. Oh, no. Oh.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Eugh.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34- FANFARE - The Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Hello, Dr Morris? Hammond.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yeah. It's happened again.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41No, it's a banana this time.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43# Stuck on you... #
0:19:43 > 0:19:47The Help, I'm Stuck And Want To Get Off Award celebrates those contestants
0:19:47 > 0:19:50who got stuck on something and wanted to get off.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Sort of self-explanatory. It's all in the title.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Ow!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59At number five, it's John the Cherry Man,
0:19:59 > 0:20:03who ended up feeling a right lemon with this peach of an effort on the Ro-terror-tator.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12John really wanted to get off, but he couldn't, because he was stuck.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17That's how it goes, you see, stuck.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19We've thought this through, haven't we?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25At number four, I present Bolshoi Benny,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27the ballet enthusiast/librarian from East London.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Argh!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Benny really wanted to get off the Log Jam.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, it's all very Bolshoi.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38But he couldn't, because,
0:20:38 > 0:20:39you've guessed it,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41he was stuck.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Argh!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I had no idea it was going to be so kind of...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51mental.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57At number three, it's Ollie Pudding again, this time on the Impossible Snowflakes.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Most people found these impossible to get on. For Ollie,
0:21:01 > 0:21:02it was quite the opposite.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Never happened before or since.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Argh!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19FANFARE
0:21:19 > 0:21:23At number two, its Deadly Mumtaz, the martial-arts teacher from Bradford.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25MUSIC: "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I'm going to show you that the female of the species
0:21:29 > 0:21:31is more deadly than the male.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32# Everybody was... #
0:21:32 > 0:21:34RICHARD CHUCKLES
0:21:35 > 0:21:38She got stuck on the fourth candy hoop and couldn't get off.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Deadly.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44AMANDA GIGGLES
0:21:46 > 0:21:51But the winner is Abby Tash and her fantash-tic effort on the crankshaft,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and I really do mean ON the crankshaft.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Wow!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Abby wins the Help, I'm Stuck And I Want To Get Off Award
0:22:03 > 0:22:06for being the first person to achieve a full rotation on the crankshaft
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and complete Blunderland at the same time.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- That is just showing off. - FANFARE
0:22:16 > 0:22:17That was so cool.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I've never done anything like that before.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21That was awesome.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25And now for something important.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27And cue music.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29SEDATE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
0:22:29 > 0:22:32That's right, it's serious time, the second Shackleton Award,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35a prestigious moment. But first, this.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41And now, the Shackleton Award... after this.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Agh.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47And now tonight's second Shackleton Award.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- And end the music. - MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Awarded for battling in the face of adversity,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55it's the second Shackleton Award.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I'm invincible.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Remember Mr Lee, the IT manager from Barnsley?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I need a little bit of help here, so if you give me a little push.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08He was the one who was a wrestler in his spare time.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Mr Lee wins the second Shackleton Award tonight for outstanding resolve
0:23:12 > 0:23:15in the face of insurmountable odds.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19By the time he'd made it to Granny's house, he was spent.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21BARKING
0:23:22 > 0:23:23SHE LAUGHS
0:23:25 > 0:23:27But did he give up? Oh, no.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Even after Granny's House, when he was dead on his feet, did he give up? No.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Though, on health grounds, he probably should have done. Most doctors would agree about now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, Mr Lee is having a moment.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44But, no, Mark dragged himself up, took a big, deep breath,
0:23:44 > 0:23:47adjusted himself,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49and promptly knelt back down again.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54He shook his head and then he got back up again,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56and through the jaws of knackeredom...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Come on, Mr Lee.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03..he prepared to take on the mightiest foe of all, the big red balls.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08With the spirit of Shackleton, he stepped onto the stairs.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14With the dogged determination of an Arctic adventurer, he stepped onto the travelator.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23But even though Mark fell off the big red balls,
0:24:23 > 0:24:27and quite awkwardly, too, he still made it to the finish,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30albeit in seven minutes and something or other.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32SHE ROARS
0:24:32 > 0:24:34But he finished, that's the thing.
0:24:34 > 0:24:39And that, Mr Lee, is why Winter Wipeout salutes you with a Shackleton Award.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41It's a big honour.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43FANFARE
0:24:45 > 0:24:50I thought I was in shape, but, after that, I think I need to get back to the gym.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Time for another round of Granny's Game.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Why does fish finger-loving Katie look so glum?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Did she get hit by...
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Choose now.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08OK, so it was the pie last time.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I'm going to go for the front door this time.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Oh! - HE CHUCKLES - So close.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Right in the deep fat fryer.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20The answer was A, the pie. Again. I was sure it was going to be the front door. It was the pie.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Earlier in the show, I began the countdown from ten
0:25:24 > 0:25:27in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Time now to continue that countdown with...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Oh, what's gone wrong with the lights?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Er, candle!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Thank you.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40So time for more of But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I smell vanilla. Is this thing scented?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- EXPLOSION - Argh!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52At number five, Guinea Pig Mel,
0:25:52 > 0:25:56who bravely tested every obstacle of the all-new Winter Wipeout course.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- SHE SQUEALS - Oh!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00With her nose.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03But it was at Granny's House
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- where Mel really got hammered on the hooter. - BARKING
0:26:10 > 0:26:12LAUGHTER
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Everything seemed to hit me. Once it hits you, it knocks your breath out.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# Take my breath away... #
0:26:18 > 0:26:23Mel, there, having the smile - and her nose - wiped off her face.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29At number four, it's Howling Mark,
0:26:29 > 0:26:31the rocker with an eye for a good riff.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34He had a massive hit, right on the nose.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Agh.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37ALL: Oh!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Howling Mark there, using his snout
0:26:40 > 0:26:42to deflect the full force of the sweeper arm.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Very clever.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51At number three, Vegan Marina, the 24-year-old vegan cupcake maker from Harlow.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Turns out the Log Jam doesn't like vegans.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Or noses. - SHE SHRIEKS
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Oh!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I think I did well, honestly.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03# Marina... #
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Evidently that bump on the conk sent Vegan Marina
0:27:06 > 0:27:07a little bit nuts.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09FANFARE
0:27:09 > 0:27:12At number two, I give you Gritty Tony.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm right here with you, Tony.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17He gave it his all
0:27:17 > 0:27:21and showed everyone some true Yorkshire grit and determination.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25BARKING
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Come on, be careful of the dog.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Step over it, Tony, step over it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34That's it, well done.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36It was actually quite moving.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- HE CHUCKLES - Until that happened.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Tony there, a worthy runner-up in the Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47MUSIC: "Everybody Dance Now" by C+C Music Factory.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Hey! Are you dancing to C+C Music Factory
0:27:49 > 0:27:52while I was sticking my nose back on? Sweet moves!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Later, I'll reveal the winner of Luckily My Nose Got In The Way Award.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59But time now for the Winter Wipeout Dance Award. And, freestyle!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03FANFARE
0:28:03 > 0:28:07It's the Winter Wipeout Dance Award.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11In this series, booties have been jiggled, hips have been wiggled, and boogies have been woogied.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14What's more exciting is that, tonight,
0:28:14 > 0:28:17you get to vote for your favourite disco diva via our live phone-in,
0:28:17 > 0:28:21which is amazing, because I didn't even know this show was live.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Here are the nominations and the numbers to call.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26First up is dad-dance master Stephen.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29If you want to vote for him dial the number on your screen now.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Then, there's Abby Tash,
0:28:31 > 0:28:33that's a different number from the first one,
0:28:33 > 0:28:35so to vote for her, dial this number.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Then there's Maria Malinka.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Her number is different, so you don't vote for the others
0:28:40 > 0:28:42by mistake, when you wanted to vote for her.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Her number is this.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46And, finally, who could forget Mark?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49There's his utterly unique number there.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Our operators are waiting for your call.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Any second now.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55Any second.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58It could be... It could be...now!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Oh.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03No, nothing. Nothing.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Er...
0:29:06 > 0:29:07DIALLING TONE
0:29:07 > 0:29:10It's odd, because there is definitely a dialling tone.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Let's go to a break.
0:29:11 > 0:29:16Roll intermission VT in five, four, three, two...
0:29:16 > 0:29:18PEARL & DEAN THEME
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Oh, intermission.
0:29:20 > 0:29:21Intermission.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23# Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba... #
0:29:23 > 0:29:24Intermission.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Do I have to keep saying this every time?
0:29:29 > 0:29:30PHONE RINGS
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Brilliant! At last.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Hello, Winter Wipeout Dance Award hotline, Richard speaking.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39Er... Excellent. We've got a vote for Margherita. Hold on, we haven't got a Margherita.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Oh, my pizza's ready. (I'll come outside and pick it up. Thank you.)
0:29:42 > 0:29:46(Have you got my chicken wings this time?) Brilliant. OK. Bye.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Wrong number.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Three, two, one.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- PEARL & DEAN THEME - End of intermission.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Welcome back. Well, the phones have not stopped ringing.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03I can safely say that the vote is neck and neck.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06There's literally nothing between the four nominees.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Seems we might be here for a while, which is convenient
0:30:09 > 0:30:12because it's time now for the Longest Wipeout Zone award.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Yep. Not the quickest, not the best, but the longest.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17FANFARE
0:30:22 > 0:30:26And it goes to Ross. Here he is, looking all happy.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31But he didn't stay happy for long.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Ross literally got off to a flying start.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36But then they all do, because of the flingy-ma-jig.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41And then it all started to go a bit wrong.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Ross fell off the icy stairs.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Then he fell off the icy picks.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53And then he fell off again.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56And again.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58And again.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01For Ross, the Wipeout Zone was less of a final round
0:31:01 > 0:31:04and more of a gap year in South America.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06But did he give up? No.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11And when he finally made it to the stairs,
0:31:11 > 0:31:15something had stirred within Ross. Suddenly, everything had changed.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16CLAPPING
0:31:16 > 0:31:18THEY CHANT: Ross, Ross, Ross.
0:31:18 > 0:31:24He was a man on the edge, willing to fight to his last breath.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26But then he fell off again!
0:31:26 > 0:31:29In fact, Ross fell off a total of eight times.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Considering there are only four real obstacles, that's quite a lot.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37But he persevered and made it to the end. What a guy!
0:31:37 > 0:31:40'I do hope that the football team will be quite proud.'
0:31:40 > 0:31:45I always try and get the message across to them as to never give up, never surrender.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49I showed that out there, so it's time they started showing that on Sunday morning.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Ross completed the Wipeout Zone in 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
0:31:53 > 0:31:59He may have missed out on £10,000 but he does go away with a Winter Wipeout snow globe.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01I know which one I'd prefer!
0:32:01 > 0:32:049,950... £10,000. Excellent!
0:32:04 > 0:32:07It's all there.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11Now, as we all know, it's not just about the money. Oh no!
0:32:11 > 0:32:13It's also about being ridiculously happy.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Which conveniently brings me to the next award.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18My favourite contestant.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20And why are they my favourite contestant?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Because they made me smile.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25FANFARE
0:32:25 > 0:32:29And the winner of My Favourite Contestant Award is...
0:32:29 > 0:32:34Ffion, a 23-year-old shop assistant from Ammanford in Wales.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36How are you feeling to be standing here, Ffion?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Really excited! I can't wait to have a go!
0:32:39 > 0:32:42I can't wait either, because I guarantee you,
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Ffion will make you smile.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51SCREAMS
0:32:51 > 0:32:55See? Come on, you're smiling now! You are!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00OK, if you're still not smiling, you definitely will be in a moment.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04Any moment now. Prepare. Massive smile, heading your way!
0:33:04 > 0:33:06SCREAMS
0:33:08 > 0:33:12See? Amanda's smiling, I'm smiling, Mr Mop's smiling.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Mr Mop's always smiling, to be fair. It doesn't count!
0:33:15 > 0:33:20Time to sit back. Forget your troubles and let Ffion spread the happiness. Go on, Ffion.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21Make us smile.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30BARKING
0:33:32 > 0:33:34SCREAMS
0:33:42 > 0:33:44SCREAMS
0:33:44 > 0:33:47AMANDA CHUCKLES
0:33:56 > 0:34:01SOUND EFFECTS: "Ohh, ahh, ohh, ahh!"
0:34:28 > 0:34:31You see, you're lighter already.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35And that's why, Ffion, you win My Favourite Contestant Award.
0:34:35 > 0:34:40Well done, and thank you for the smiles.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Yeah, I think it went well.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Like I did everything. I think I got knocked off like, everything.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Just glad I finished.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49So, just glad it's done like.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Yeah.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53So, Ffion was my favourite contestant,
0:34:53 > 0:34:56but what is My Favourite Winter Wipeout obstacle?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Could it be The Blob? (Yeah, it is, definitely.)
0:34:59 > 0:35:02(It's The Blob, I said so.) Or is it the Crankshaft?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05(No, it wasn't, it's The Blob.)
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Or could it be the Icy Stairs?
0:35:07 > 0:35:10(It's not the Icy Stairs. It's The Blob.)
0:35:10 > 0:35:13So, time to end all this suspense and reveal the winner
0:35:13 > 0:35:16of My Favourite Obstacle Award. It is...
0:35:16 > 0:35:19The Blob. (I told you, didn't I? It's The Blob.)
0:35:19 > 0:35:20FANFARE
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Time to sit back, relax
0:35:30 > 0:35:34and enjoy the beauty that is The Blob.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37SCREAMING
0:35:37 > 0:35:40MUSIC: "My Favourite Game" by The Cardigans
0:35:49 > 0:35:52# I don't know what you're looking for
0:35:52 > 0:35:55# You haven't found it, baby That's for sure
0:35:55 > 0:36:00# You rip me up You spread me all around
0:36:00 > 0:36:01# In the dust of the deed of time
0:36:01 > 0:36:07# I'm losing my favourite game
0:36:07 > 0:36:15# You're losing your mind again
0:36:15 > 0:36:19# I'm losing my baby
0:36:19 > 0:36:24# Losing my favourite game... #
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Whoo!
0:36:39 > 0:36:44Time for another round of the game nobody's talking about.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Why is Mikey looking so out of sorts?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Did he get hit by...
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Choose now. If I don't get it right this time, I'm giving up.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00I think trick question. Don't think he gets hit by anything.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02That's my answer. Nothing.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09No, come on! Not the pie again!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13What a surprise! It was A - the pie.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17Again! I'm beginning to think this game is rubbish.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21The Winter Wipeout course is made up of many, many ingredients -
0:37:21 > 0:37:25foam padded steel, slippery snow, pneumatic machinery,
0:37:25 > 0:37:29exposed water, gigantic rotating mechanisms, loose projectiles,
0:37:29 > 0:37:32narrow elevated beams and unqualified maintenance staff.
0:37:32 > 0:37:37However, despite ingenious hazards, you can't beat a good old...
0:37:37 > 0:37:38SLAP
0:37:38 > 0:37:42Our next snow globe honours the timeless classic, the comedy slip.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55SCREAM
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Over the series there have been some fantastic slips and slides.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Some parts of the course
0:38:03 > 0:38:07are in need of a good gritting, like the approach to Granny's House.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09But thankfully the budget didn't stretch that far.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13From a technical perspective, the perfect comedy slip is achieved
0:38:13 > 0:38:16when the feet are thrown above the head of the slippee,
0:38:16 > 0:38:18before their body even hits the ground.
0:38:18 > 0:38:23With that in mind, it's easy to understand why the award
0:38:23 > 0:38:27for Best Comedy Slip goes to motivated mum Nicky.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Look at that! Absolutely top-quality. Perfection, in fact.
0:38:33 > 0:38:38Both feet aligned at a perfect 90-degree angle to her torso
0:38:38 > 0:38:41and then she follows the slip with a splash!
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Joyous! That is world-class slippage. Well done, Nicky.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Winner of the Comedy Slip Award.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49Granny needed one of them.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52But she got in first. All power to Granny!
0:38:52 > 0:38:56We've all heard of Hadrian's Wall, the Berlin Wall,
0:38:56 > 0:38:59and the Great Wall of China.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03But in the barren ice sheets of Antarctica, there is another wall.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08Etched for eternity upon this towering edifice are the names
0:39:08 > 0:39:11of all the champions ever to have defeated the Big Red Balls.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17A list stuck to my fridge door would probably have done.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Many have tried, many have failed, but a select few,
0:39:20 > 0:39:24a special breed, a band of the best of the best,
0:39:24 > 0:39:28took on the Winter Wipeout Big Red Balls and conquered them.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32It is time to honour the Big Ball Crossers.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39He was the ice sculptor from Harrogate, Jibberish Jon.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45There's nothing small about this man. It's Height-ily Challenged Ed.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51From Harlow, 24-year-old cupcake maker Vegan Marina.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55He was the ballet-dancing driving instructor from Twickenham,
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Ballet Driver Lawrence.
0:40:00 > 0:40:0432-year-old detective from Gloucester, Suspicious Helen.
0:40:04 > 0:40:09Ipswich's most nimble delivery driver, Tappy Toes Tom.
0:40:09 > 0:40:1325-year-old coffee shop supervisor, Campuccino Mikey.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16AMANDA LAUGHS
0:40:16 > 0:40:19And from Middlesex, it's John the Cherry Man.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Yes!
0:40:21 > 0:40:26But there were two contestants for whom doing it once was not enough.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Show-offs! No. Short Shorts Dan from Warrington came back
0:40:30 > 0:40:33and conquered the balls a second time.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36So did police officer Beep Man John.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42We will forever remember all ten of these prestigious ball-crossers,
0:40:42 > 0:40:45their names etched in perpetuity
0:40:45 > 0:40:48onto the Big Red Ball-Crossers' Ice-Wall of Fame.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Oh, it's melted.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Already tonight, I've revealed the runners-up
0:40:53 > 0:40:55in the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award,
0:40:55 > 0:40:58but the time has come now to announce the winner.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I might just sit back and watch this with a biscuit.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Monkey, bring hither a biscuit.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07Thank you, my furry ape friend.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Wait a minute, there's something up here.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Those aren't Garibaldis, they're Jammie Dodgers.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15I like Jammie Dodgers. D'you know what might be fun?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18I might try and eat these without using my hands.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24A-a-agh! That really hurt!
0:41:24 > 0:41:27MUSIC: "Going Underground" by The Jam
0:41:27 > 0:41:30And the winner is London Underground worker Patrick.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33There are two reasons why Patrick wins this award.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Firstly, he really hit the buffers at Granny's House.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Hoo-ha-ha!
0:41:38 > 0:41:41But secondly, his nose luckily took the full force of the blow,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44thus protecting his goggles.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45See?
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Oh, no. No, they have snapped, they've snapped. Yeah, they did.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Oh, well. Congratulations, Patrick,
0:41:52 > 0:41:55the winner of the But Luckily My Nose Got In The Way award.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58So, the Patrick Line won,
0:41:58 > 0:42:02but we should also remember the scores of Winter Wipeout contestants
0:42:02 > 0:42:06who've put their noses in the line of duty for our endless amusement.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09MUSIC: "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20A-agh!
0:42:20 > 0:42:24Oww, indeed! And believe me when I say I know how that feels!
0:42:24 > 0:42:26It is time now for the next award,
0:42:26 > 0:42:31and that award is the Unfortunately, My Entire Face Got In The Way award.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Oh, come on! Not my whole face!
0:42:34 > 0:42:36A-a-aow!
0:42:39 > 0:42:41MUSIC: "Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce
0:42:43 > 0:42:45This award honours those contestants...
0:42:48 > 0:42:51..who didn't just use their noses...
0:42:54 > 0:42:57..to shield themselves from physical injury.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00Oh, Dawn!
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Oh, no. These contestants were much smarter.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Yep, they used their whole face instead.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18So, who's in third place?
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Oh, look. It's Deadly Mumtaz again.
0:43:23 > 0:43:27I'm going to show you that the female of the species
0:43:27 > 0:43:28is more deadly than the male!
0:43:28 > 0:43:31We know. You mentioned that before.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34This master of jiu-jitsu may have five black belts to her name,
0:43:34 > 0:43:37but there was a surprise in store on the hoops.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Years of intensive training kicked in as Mumtaz broke her fall
0:43:43 > 0:43:46by cleverly placing her face in the way.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48See? Deadly stuff.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51In second place, it's Katri,
0:43:51 > 0:43:55the Marilyn Monroe-loving boxer from Finland.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57It was a spirited run down the travelator,
0:43:57 > 0:44:00but that momentum was stopped dead in its tracks,
0:44:00 > 0:44:05as Katri cleverly put on the brakes with her face.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Katri reprised her unique obstacle-stopping tactic
0:44:12 > 0:44:15when she returned to compete for the final.
0:44:18 > 0:44:24Again, she used her face to defend her body from Granny's front door.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Wedded to this strategy, she did it again.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30That's got to hurt, I imagine.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38But the winner of the Unfortunately, My Face Got In The Way award
0:44:38 > 0:44:42is Baz, the baby-faced tennis coach who worked in Santa's Kitchen
0:44:42 > 0:44:44just off the A21 in Kent.
0:44:44 > 0:44:49Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's Wipeout time!
0:44:49 > 0:44:53Aww! Baz wasn't quite so fresh-faced after getting his face bashed
0:44:53 > 0:44:57by every available face-bashing obstacle on the course.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01My tactics were, "Do it as quick as you can, never give up. Go, go, go.
0:45:01 > 0:45:05"Go for everything, and the speed is as fast as you can."
0:45:05 > 0:45:08Less haste, more speed. Wise words from one so young.
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Baz certainly did the course at speed and received quite a beating.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16If you are at all squeamish, then you may want to look away now.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Yeah, see what I mean? And that's why Baz wins
0:45:26 > 0:45:29the Unfortunately, My Face Got In The Way award.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33And now, for the third and final Shackleton award
0:45:33 > 0:45:37for bravery in the face of adversity. Music, please.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40There can be but three winners of this award,
0:45:40 > 0:45:42and two have already been announced.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44They were strong, they were courageous
0:45:44 > 0:45:48and I can't remember their names off the top of my head.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Was it Tango and Cash, or am I thinking of something else?
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Anyway, it's time to salute the final recipient
0:45:54 > 0:45:57of the incredibly serious Bernie Shackleton award.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59But first, this.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03And this.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07And also, this.
0:46:09 > 0:46:14Ha-ha! Right in the face! Time now for the final Shackleton award.
0:46:16 > 0:46:20And the final Shackleton award goes to Gritty Tony,
0:46:20 > 0:46:24- for showing true courage...- Come on, Tony!- ..in the face of adversity.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Tony deserves this award because, from the moment he set foot
0:46:27 > 0:46:30on the Qualifier course, it was clear he was struggling.
0:46:30 > 0:46:35A lesser man would have thrown in the towel, but there was one thing
0:46:35 > 0:46:39that the Winter Wipeout Qualifier course hadn't banked on.
0:46:39 > 0:46:40Tony was from Yorkshire.
0:46:40 > 0:46:46Yorkshire grit! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
0:46:46 > 0:46:49- Yorkshire! Yorkshire! - Is he from Yorkshire(?)
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Yes, he was from Yorkshire.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56Tony had trained for months to make it onto the Winter Wipeout course.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00His friends back home didn't believe he could do it.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04I didn't believe he could do it. Nobody believed he could do it.
0:47:04 > 0:47:10But he did do it. He did do it, didn't he? Does he do it? Does he?
0:47:13 > 0:47:14One last log.
0:47:14 > 0:47:19Because sure, Tony might not be the most lithe of athletes.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Yes, he might not be the nimblest of sportsmen.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26And like a lump of Yorkshire coal, he might be rough around the edges.
0:47:26 > 0:47:31But in his heart, there lies a diamond, and there's only one thing
0:47:31 > 0:47:35tougher than diamond... and that's Yorkshire grit!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Nearly there!
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Nearly there.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Because that is what Tony is! Yorkshire grit.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Well, not actual Yorkshire grit.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48I don't know where I'm going with this,
0:47:48 > 0:47:51but as long as Tony keeps going and Jerusalem keeps playing,
0:47:51 > 0:47:56and we all keep standing, I shall keep talking.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Oh, the music's stopped. I'll stop talking now.
0:48:11 > 0:48:16A wise man once said, "If you think you can, you can.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19"And if you think you can't, you're right."
0:48:19 > 0:48:22I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't matter,
0:48:22 > 0:48:26because Tony wins the final Shackleton award.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29I told everyone I were going to do it. And I've gone and done it.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30I can't believe it.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33I thought I were going to give up halfway round.
0:48:33 > 0:48:38But I knew, too many people watching. I weren't doing it for me.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40It were my, my Yorkshire.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Time for the final round of the quiz I wish I'd never created.
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Did she just get hit by...?
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Oh, OK, the first guy got hit by the pie, then it was the pie,
0:48:59 > 0:49:01and then it was the pie again.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04I think there's a pattern emerging. There is! I've cracked it.
0:49:04 > 0:49:05It's Tevez!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Oh, was that the pie again?!
0:49:10 > 0:49:15Predictably, it was the pie! Brilliant(!) The pie.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20Yeah, I know, it's the pie. It's all right, I've got it now.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23It's the pie! Oh, woo-hoo(!) The pie, yes.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Just give it a rest!
0:49:26 > 0:49:28I hate this game.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31Climate change. Tricky business, isn't it?
0:49:31 > 0:49:35That's climate change covered. Next, I want to talk about fashion.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38I think everybody at one time or another has reflected
0:49:38 > 0:49:42on fashions they wore in their youth that in retrospect, they regret.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43For example.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Just didn't suit me. Hair worked, though.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Manly, yes. Fashionable, no.
0:49:51 > 0:49:55How did you get that? I mean, that's not me! Anyway, move on.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Which brings me to the next snow globe,
0:49:57 > 0:49:59the I Regret Wearing That Now award,
0:49:59 > 0:50:02which celebrates clothing that was not only unfashionable
0:50:02 > 0:50:06but also inappropriate for wintry conditions, or athletic pursuits.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14MUSIC: "No Regrets" by Dappy
0:50:14 > 0:50:17# I don't even recognise myself
0:50:17 > 0:50:20# I got the heart of a winner
0:50:20 > 0:50:23# But looking back at me is someone else
0:50:23 > 0:50:25# No regrets, no regrets
0:50:25 > 0:50:28# No point in crying over yesterday
0:50:28 > 0:50:31# No regrets, no regrets
0:50:31 > 0:50:34# Cos you ain't even seen the best of me
0:50:34 > 0:50:38# No regrets Cos when I look in the mirror
0:50:38 > 0:50:41# I don't even recognise... # Wardrobe malfunction.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44# ..I got the heart of a winner
0:50:44 > 0:50:47# But lookin' back at me is someone else
0:50:47 > 0:50:49# No regrets, no regrets
0:50:49 > 0:50:53# No point in crying over yesterday... #
0:50:53 > 0:50:56Aaah! A-agh.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Have his pants fallen down?
0:51:00 > 0:51:01Zee!
0:51:03 > 0:51:07Runner-up in the I Regret Wearing That Now award is Angela.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10There were some pretty cheeky contestants
0:51:10 > 0:51:13who took on the Winter Wipeout course,
0:51:13 > 0:51:15but Angela's wardrobe malfunction
0:51:15 > 0:51:18earns her an undisputed second place.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25I've got to say, I don't think the Log Jam was too impressed.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29A word of warning to anyone
0:51:29 > 0:51:32thinking of taking on the Winter Wipeout course.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Don't forget to put some trousers on.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38I apologise to everyone for the exposure of my...
0:51:40 > 0:51:43And the winner of the I Regret Wearing That Now award
0:51:43 > 0:51:46is computer games enthusiast Pac-Sam.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Or more technically, his bandanna.
0:52:05 > 0:52:09Sam regretted his bandanna so much, that he finally threw it away,
0:52:09 > 0:52:12before putting it back on to do an interview.
0:52:12 > 0:52:17Absolute idiot is what I looked like in the end with this bandanna on.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Completely backfired.
0:52:19 > 0:52:24Yeah, although it did earn you the I Regret Wearing That Now award.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25Well done, Sam.
0:52:25 > 0:52:30And now, with fashion covered, I want to talk about style.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Style means something different to everyone.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36To me, it means a little wooden step that helps you climb over a fence.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39As Yves Saint Laurent once said, cue music.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41He didn't say "Cue music", that was me just then.
0:52:41 > 0:52:45He said, "Fashions fade, yet style is eternal."
0:52:45 > 0:52:49And that's why he was so good at... was it tennis?
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Tonight's penultimate award is in honour of those who,
0:52:52 > 0:52:55whilst taking a beating on the Winter Wipeout course,
0:52:55 > 0:52:57did it with grace, poise and dignity.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Contestants with style, we salute you!
0:53:10 > 0:53:13MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II
0:53:29 > 0:53:33The Winter Wipeout Style Award recognises those contestants
0:53:33 > 0:53:37who did something special, because if you're going to fall, fall with flair.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40If you're going to plunge, plunge with panache,
0:53:40 > 0:53:43and if you're going to leave, leave with style.
0:53:44 > 0:53:49Runner-up is Suspicious Helen, with this sublime performance.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53She had timing, she had grace, and she had bruises, I suspect.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00At precisely the same time, she was matched by Donald Jack.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03He had power, he had amazing upper body strength...
0:54:03 > 0:54:06and an incredibly bouncy ribcage.
0:54:06 > 0:54:11Together, they created something that was really quite exquisite.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17But there can only be one winner of the Winter Wipeout Style Award,
0:54:17 > 0:54:22and that goes to Bean-Powered Kim, who takes the prize for this.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Just look at the height,
0:54:34 > 0:54:38the coordination, the blind panic,
0:54:38 > 0:54:43the shape, the mid-air scissor kicks
0:54:43 > 0:54:45and finally the face-bomb.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Magnificent!
0:54:50 > 0:54:52She really is the whole package!
0:54:57 > 0:55:03Stylish Kim, we salute you with the Winter Wipeout Style Award.
0:55:03 > 0:55:07That dive, I think on an Olympic scale, would be nine out of ten.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10That Tom guy, nowhere near as good as me.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14So, what a show it's been.
0:55:14 > 0:55:19Awards for bravery, for stupidity, for getting hit on the hooter.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Which leads us to the final award tonight,
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Best Winter Wipeout Presenter.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29This is an award I'm quietly confident of winning,
0:55:29 > 0:55:33with me being the only presenter of the show, as well as Amanda.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36I've got my speech prepared, practised my surprised face,
0:55:36 > 0:55:41and already put an order in for the number plate W1N3R, spells Winner.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Here goes. The nominees for Best Winter Wipeout Presenter are...
0:55:47 > 0:55:48How high did I go?
0:55:56 > 0:55:58Wax-on, wax-off! Ah, come on!
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Drum roll, please. Thank you.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02And the winner is...
0:56:04 > 0:56:05..it's a roll over.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12That's brilliant, I could win it twice next year!
0:56:12 > 0:56:15So that's it for the first ever series of Winter Wipeout.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18All that remains is for me to say thank you to Amanda, and also
0:56:18 > 0:56:23to each and every Winter Wipeout contestant in alphabetical order.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26Here we go. Thanks, Aaron. Thanks, Alistair.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29Thanks, Angela. Thanks, Amy...
0:56:29 > 0:56:32MUSIC: "You Give A Little Love" by Paul Williams
0:56:31 > 0:56:32Ready.
0:56:32 > 0:56:38# We could have been anything that we wanted to be
0:56:39 > 0:56:44# And it's not too late to change
0:56:46 > 0:56:52# I'd be delighted to give it some thought... #
0:56:53 > 0:56:56A-agh! A-agh! Rrr, I'm angry now!
0:57:00 > 0:57:04# ..We could have been anything that we wanted to be
0:57:06 > 0:57:10# Yes, that decision was ours
0:57:12 > 0:57:16# It's been decided we're weaker divided
0:57:16 > 0:57:20# Let friendship double up our powers
0:57:24 > 0:57:27# We could have been anything that we wanted to be... #
0:57:27 > 0:57:28Ha ha ha ha!
0:57:28 > 0:57:31# Yes, that decision was ours
0:57:32 > 0:57:37# It's been decided we're weaker divided
0:57:37 > 0:57:40# Let friendship double up our powers... #
0:57:40 > 0:57:42It's probably that thing I ordered.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Yep, yep. Very funny.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48Kiss.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51# ..You give a little love and it all comes back to you... #
0:57:51 > 0:57:53CHEERING
0:57:53 > 0:57:56# ..You know you're gonna be remembered
0:57:56 > 0:58:00# For the things that you say and do... #
0:58:00 > 0:58:03CHEERING
0:58:03 > 0:58:08# ..You give a little love and it all comes back to you
0:58:08 > 0:58:13# Da da da da-da-da-da You're gonna be remembered... #
0:58:13 > 0:58:15If you've been inspired by what you've been watching
0:58:15 > 0:58:19and want to have a go yourself, then please go to...
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Don't bother reading the Terms and Conditions.
0:58:24 > 0:58:27It amounts to, "It might hurt a bit, or a lot."
0:58:27 > 0:58:30# ..You know you're gonna be remembered
0:58:30 > 0:58:34# For the things that you say and do
0:58:34 > 0:58:36# Da da da da-da-da-da
0:58:36 > 0:58:42# You give a little love and it all comes back to you
0:58:42 > 0:58:45# Da da da da-da-da-da
0:58:45 > 0:58:50# You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do
0:58:50 > 0:58:53# Da da da da-da-da-da
0:58:53 > 0:58:59# You give a little love and it all comes back to you. #
0:58:59 > 0:59:02Absolutely knackered! I'm not going to lie to you.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05That was a lot tougher than what I expected!
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