0:00:02 > 0:00:05The time has come to unlock the eternal mystery
0:00:05 > 0:00:08of where celebrities go to in the winter.
0:00:08 > 0:00:13Some retreat to the warmth and relative safety of panto.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Some head to the Caribbean for some winter sun.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17But what of the others?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Finally, that mystery is solved.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Because these ten celebrities have migrated to Argentina
0:00:26 > 0:00:29in order to pit themselves against the foam, rubber and snow
0:00:29 > 0:00:32of the Winter Wipeout course.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Only one can become Winter Wipeout Celebrity Champion
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and win £10,000 for the charity of their choice.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Let the Celebrity Winter Wipeouting commence.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Welcome to this Winter Wipeout celebrity special.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Being a celebrity does have its perks.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You get to meet other famous people,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59plus, if you say a brand name on telly, the company, without fail,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01will send you crates of free stuff.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03A piece of cake!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06See what I mean. I don't even want cake!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Here's what today's celebs will face.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12The Qualifier - 15 minutes of fame.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Ski Lift - 15 minutes of pain.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Winter Blunderland - 15 minutes of shame.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23And the Wipeout Zone - 15 minutes of insurance claim.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I think before the competition gets started,
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I am going to polish off this cake.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33No, polish?! I couldn't give a monkeys about polish!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, I'll have to be careful what I say.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37So, the course is set.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39The free stuff's rolling in for me.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42The big question is, which celebrities are going to be
0:01:42 > 0:01:44gracing the big red Argentine carpet today?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I don't want any red carpet, by the way.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Laser sword?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Today's famous competitors are...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55TV vocal coach, Zoe Tyler.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Sound of music star, Connie Fisher.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Olympian and gold medal winner, Derek Redmond.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Olympian and no medal winner, Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Non-Olympian, but newsreader, Ellie Crisell.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12TV presenter, Laura Hamilton.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Model and tabloid favourite, Nicola T,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16presumably she's married to Mr T.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20And, there's Weatherfield's finest, Steve Arnold.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23East 17 pop legend, Tony Mortimer.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And, in the back seat, of the never-ending limo,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29it's comedian, Charlie Baker.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35So, in summary, the crown jewels of the UK entertainment industry
0:02:35 > 0:02:37are all taking part today.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41As this is a special show, there are special terms and conditions.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Quite a lot!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I'll paraphrase.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Everyone does The Qualifier, blah, blah, blah.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Everyone does the Ski Lift, blah, blah, blah.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Points are awarded for each place, blah.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Massage... Hot tub...
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Dressing gowns.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Points added up after both rounds.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Top five go through to Winter Blunderland.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Right! Over to Amanda at the top of the course.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What, they get dressing gowns?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Why don't I get one? Do they have their names on?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15SINGS SCALES OUT OF TUNE
0:03:15 > 0:03:17CLEARS THROAT
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Yep, voice of an angel...
0:03:21 > 0:03:25How is the old voice action, Mrs Voice Coach, Zoe Tyler?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I've heard better.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29TUNEFUL SINGING
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'll take it back. That's the voice of an angel.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35SHE COUGHS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37My son said to me that I can't let him down.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40So, when you're out there, that's all you're going to be thinking of,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42of not being an embarrassing mum, yeah?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Apparently this is the only cool thing I've ever done.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47FANFARE PLAYS
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, no, you're being hard on yourself, surely that's cool.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53That, not so much. I'm not even sure what that is.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm doing this for you, son!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'm sure Zoe's son, Jake, is enjoying this more than his mum.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Still, let's get on with it.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Zoe's off towards today's first obstacle.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08The winter fun starts with some Nasty Snowballs -
0:04:08 > 0:04:11giant, rotating snowballs and a frosty plank.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Ow, I'm glad it's not for me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Zoe's going for it. Nice, oh, then a nasty plank to the face.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Strong arms from Zoe. A stumble.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23At least she's not in the freezing water.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Second set. And... Jump!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Jump! Oh!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, oh, oh, oh... Ouch!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Nice! Zoe won't enjoy seeing this again.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Son Jake will probably be watching it quite a lot.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37LAUGHS
0:04:37 > 0:04:41It gets better. That will have hurt. Let's not laugh.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Right, just about got her breath back.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Aah!- Yes, there it is.- Ah!- Ah!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Nice vocal skills from the vocal coach.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Next, it's Granny's House.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54# Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age... #
0:04:54 > 0:04:57There's no welcome mat for celebrities at Granny's House.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Her dog doesn't like them, either.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Zoe's got her eyes on the pie.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, yes...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Oh, no, booby trap from behind.- Oh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Urgh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Nice to hear her vocal range is still intact.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Her bottom a bit sore, though.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15But, you know, what do you expect?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Now, Zoe, beware of the dog.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20We're waiting for Tevez to retreat. Nice.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Just time it... Good work. Just the door to get past.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Or, not! You could play it that way.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, Zoe!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Oh!- Yeah...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Zoe's fiance described her as being bossy.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Well, I think, Granny just outbossed her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Next, it's the bossiest of them all.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It's the Big Red Balls.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47These things are so famous, they have their own Winnebagos. One each!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Eh! I don't get a Winnebago.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Here she goes. Do it for Jake, Zoe.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Show him, and all of his schoolmates,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59how to do it. How to get a...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, no, no...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03How to do that, nice demo.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I certainly think that's cool.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'd go so far as to say it's "amazeballs".
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, that's not going to catch on, is it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Having survived the Big Red Balls, can Zoe finish on a high note?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Oh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, yes... Come on.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I can't fall in any more.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27That's the right attitude, Zoe. But I do know what's next.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Welcome to the Log Jam, two massive logs, one massive jamming session.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It takes more than just rhythm to stay on.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I've no idea what it does take, but here we go.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Zoe's going for the first log, good work.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Sporty Zoe was once the Northern Cabaret circuit bowling champion.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Apparently.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46She was built for this.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, yes!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49No, no!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50SHE LAUGHS
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Oh, Zoe!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Could have made better use of her Northern Circuit bowling skills.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Possibly. I don't know.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Come on, vocal Zoe, as fast as you can.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Remember, quickest qualifier gets ten points here.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Yes, you've nearly made it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Clear your throat and give us a celebratory song.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Here we go...
0:07:08 > 0:07:09SHE PANTS
0:07:09 > 0:07:10No? Oh, OK, then.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12That was vile!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I know that you were doing this for Jakey.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18He's watching right now.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21What do you think he's thinking of Mummy's performance?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22ZOE LAUGHS
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I think he'll say, "Stay where you are Mum.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27"Don't ever come home!"
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Who's next? It's Charlie Baker. He's a comedian.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36He's an entertainer. He's a very talented dancer(?)
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Yeah...
0:07:37 > 0:07:41OK... If you want to do that, do it, Charlie. You've done it now.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I'm going to give this 74%.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Ambitious. Go for it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48You're a pretty mean little tap dancer.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49I know I'm built for it, is the thing.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'm a professional assault course runner and dancer.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I think it's the physique you're born with and it tells you what to do.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00He's very prancy, isn't he? Look at that.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Charlie says... - I'm massively out of my depth.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And, that's why we've given you a life jacket.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12OK, he's off, giving it his full 74%. Here he goes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Ooh, cautious... Yes.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Oh!- Ah!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Classic combo there.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Face plant and scorpion kick at the end. Neat!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Nice combo move.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28OK, up to the second set of snowballs now.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, on his feet.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33A bit of a comedy wobble, doing that on purpose.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, and some more. Good work!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ow! Having a laugh with the snowball now.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38SHE LAUGHS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh. Oh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And, what a fall, perfectly timed.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Well that's entertainment... #
0:08:45 > 0:08:48He's doing this for us, for you, for me
0:08:48 > 0:08:50and possibly his agent, I don't know.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Apparently Charlie's done comedy gigs
0:08:53 > 0:08:54as far afield as Kazakhstan(?)
0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's not hard to look this good.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I should imagine that audience will have been more welcoming
0:09:01 > 0:09:03than Granny is about to be.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07The only thing that Granny finds funny is, er...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You've guessed it. People getting hurt.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Charlie's fancy footwork helped him to win
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Let's Dance for Comic Relief.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Time to dance across those Big Red Balls now. Here we go!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21This is going to be magnificent.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Yes. Yes!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24What a bounce!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27LAUGHING POLICEMAN SINGS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Yeah, and he's still laughing.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33If that wasn't enough for you at home, let's look at the replay.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Let's just enjoy it.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, majestic!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Charlie Baker to the Log Jam.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42He is looking a bit tired, isn't he?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45But he's still smiling, yeah...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I can feel a dive coming on.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Setting the standard. Here we go.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53To the first log. Oh! This is great.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56And, there is Charlie, on the first log.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00He's on the move now. Not entirely of his own volition!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Just got to get to his feet.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh... Oh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08That's it, Charlie. OK, jump.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Mind the windmill when you do it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12OK, now, jump!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Jump!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yes! Yeah...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hold on.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21This advice is helping. No, there's nothing to hold on to.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- That's the problem, there's no handles.- Argh!- Oh...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26That was cruel.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29No, that was Winter Wipeout. That's what it's like.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Charlie finishes in a pretty good four minutes and 40 seconds.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34If he'd given it an extra 26%,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- who knows how well he might have done?- Oh...
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Now on Winter Wipeout, contestants sometimes go head-to-head.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You know, like husband versus wife,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46or a policeman versus another policeman
0:10:46 > 0:10:50or cat versus dog. Have we done that? No?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Make a note, then. Cat versus... Ah, I've forgotten.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58For the first time ever, I'm allowed to pick a pair of contestants randomly myself.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Here we go.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Wow! Legendary running hero, Derek Redmond
0:11:03 > 0:11:05is going to be running against...
0:11:06 > 0:11:10..Nicola T, model and reality TV personality.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's hardly a fair contest, is it?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Nothing I can do now,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17apart from, anyone fancy a gentleman's wager?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19A packet of custard creams says Redmond wins.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21And here he is!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Former record-holding athlete sprinter man.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yeah, look at the guns.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Come on, Wipeout, I'm ready for you. Come on.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yeah, nice one, Del Boy, my biscuits are safe with you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37And here's model Nicola T, not a former record holder.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41This is going to be so one-sided. Yeah!
0:11:41 > 0:11:46- How are we doing on the fearless front, Nicola?- I'm really, really scared, to be honest. Yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- I don't actually know why I'm here. - Are you scared of anything in particular?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Really scared of heights.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I don't really like getting my face in the water.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Let's keep yourself out of the water.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Good luck out there and don't be too scared.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Thank you very much.- Boo!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03SHE SCREAMS
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh...
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Well...
0:12:06 > 0:12:07SHE PRETENDS TO SCREAM
0:12:07 > 0:12:12What Nicola lacks in gold medals, she makes up for in flappy hands.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Oh, they're angry.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You can't hide behind that tree for ever.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Let's go. Let's go!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Take 'em on. Yes, here goes.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Argh!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Oh!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah, that is wet hair.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28SHE COUGHS
0:12:28 > 0:12:31And, possibly, a broken nail, too.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Now, time for Del Boy Redmond.
0:12:34 > 0:12:40I still hold the world record for fastest egg-and-spoon race, in my pyjamas at primary school.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- What kind of stuff have you won? - Erm... Not a lot.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45British, European and Commonwealth championships.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I don't know about that.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You know what, this I have to see, actually.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Do my a favour, go down onto the starting blocks, Derek.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57OK, I am going to fire my imaginary starting pistol.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Are you ready?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Bang! Go!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- You didn't say, "Get set." - Oh, right.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Ready, get set... Bang!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07KLAXON SOUNDS
0:13:07 > 0:13:09That is the sound of the starter's claxon.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11No flappy hands from Del Boy Redmond
0:13:11 > 0:13:14but then this man is a former British record holder.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Yes, nice manoeuvre.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17This is the real deal.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18RICHARD LAUGHS
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh, not ready, or something.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22He will not be happy about that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Oh, for a bloke of his size, he got thrown some distance.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Not to worry, though. I'm sure he'll make up some golden time now.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34My biscuits are riding on this. Yes!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh! Hang on. What happened?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38He only just stood up.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Maybe standing up is not Del Boy's thing.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Much prefers swimming at a leisurely pace... In the wrong direction!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Man, come on!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Stairs over here, Derek.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51OK, get stuck in the pontoons, instead.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh, for crying out loud!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59There's Nicola. She's out of the water and is not
0:13:59 > 0:14:02intimated by the Nasty Snowballs.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06RICHARD LAUGHS
0:14:06 > 0:14:11I shouldn't have said that. She must have seen it!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13That's the Winter Wipeout spirit.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14OK.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Where are you going?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Again, this is the wrong way.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Celebrities usually have people to read maps for them.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You're going to Granny's House.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Yeah, there's lots for Nicola to flap her hands at there, believe me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Like that gourmet pie, for instance.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Argh!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK, Del Boy Redmond now.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40This is the bit where he pulls away from Nicola T.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Yes!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44No! Not that actual bit.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48What's happened to the sporting legend?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51The world-beating sprint legend approaches the Balls.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54This is where Del Boy will prove, once and for all,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57he is superior to us mere mortals
0:14:57 > 0:15:00and win me more biscuits. Here we go.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Get in sight, get in sight.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04We're ready. Yes!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08No! Oh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yeah, this isn't as one-sided as I had anticipated.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I am actually getting genuinely worried about my custard creams now.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Let's get ready for the sprint finish.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21This is actually where he can excel.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Time for Derek to put some distance between himself and Nicola T.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- He's on the first log. - Think World Championships.- I am.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33This man ran 400 metres in 44.5 seconds. Derek jumps!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37And Derek falls into the water immediately.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Oh, I can't bear it! Is it over yet? - No, not quite.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Derek finishes the celebrity Qualifier
0:15:43 > 0:15:46in a non-record-breaking 4:28.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Are you all right?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Still, I wagered that he'd beat Nicola,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55and there she is on the logs.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Minimal hand flappage. Actually, not far behind Derek's time, either.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04So this is... she is perched there. Right, here we go.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yes. Oh, onto the second log. Derek fell off about there.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Surely she can't finish. I wasn't expecting this.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16This is all just not... Oh, hang on. What? I don't know what to say.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I can't believe I risked everything.
0:16:19 > 0:16:224:28, the model has matched the athlete.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Treat them like they're your own.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31The next celebrity to warmly embrace the freezing Qualifier
0:16:31 > 0:16:33is West End musical star Connie Fisher.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Known for playing Maria in The Sound Of Music.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37She's so poised and elegant.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Now, all that singing and dancing and throwing yourself around stage,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45how is that going to help you out there on the Qualifier, Connie?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I think you've got to have stamina to go on stage,
0:16:48 > 0:16:52and you have to have fierce competitive drive, which I've got.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56And I have eaten a lot of sugar today, so I am getting down on it.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Get down on it! #
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Wow! That's some sugar rush.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I've had that happen.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05# Get down on it! # Woo!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You know what follows a sugar rush? Yeah.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10More sugar rush, apparently.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12This is endless.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17# Don't cry for me, Argentina. # The truth is... #
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I will beat those Red Balls! Whooo!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22KLAXON BLARES
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Right, Connie is off. I wonder if the Nasty Snowballs will become
0:17:27 > 0:17:29one of Connie's favourite things.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Oh, no.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, DOE! Oh DEER!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38# A female deer # Ray, a drop of golden sun... #
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Her little singer's face smashed to bits.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Connie's back up for the second set, and looking, if I'm honest, wobbly.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46That sugar rush is probably wearing off.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51No, she's making a run for it all the same, and clears it.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, theatrical fall.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Now, everyone knows that grannies love The Sound Of Music,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01so Connie will be absolutely fine here.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03See? Wet, but fine.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05She's hit another bum note!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10# Informer, you know say Daddy snow me, I'm gonna blame A licky boom-boom down... #
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Right, the Welsh warbler's about to face her nemesis.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16They hate celebrities, they hate musicals and they hate the Welsh.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18They are the Big Red Balls.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22She's sugar-fuelled, but can she hit the high note? Can Connie fly?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Argh! Arrrgh!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Fisher's gone fishing.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34OK, final obstacle for Sugar Sweet Connie. And that is the Log Jam.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Not that jam's involved, so please don't lick it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39There's no sugar, just balance.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43One small step for Connie, one giant leap for... Still for Connie!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Just one more of those and she'll have... yes! Oh.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Ooh...
0:18:52 > 0:18:58Connie possibly not appearing on stage for a while after that.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01The hills are alive, and thank goodness,
0:19:01 > 0:19:05so is Connie after that enormous smash.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Nevertheless, look at that. 3:36. Yes! Hang on, what's she doing?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Oh, look. It's a tiny handstand.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Wipeout! Oh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17SHE LAUGHS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Time for a snowboard.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Sugar Sweet Connie climbs straight to the top in first place,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24with Vocal Zoe tuning in in second.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Del Boy Redmond and Flappy Nics are sitting in joint third.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31While 74% Charlie lingers last.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34This could all change with five more celebrities to go.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38And next is one of Britain's greatest singers ever.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yes, it's Tony Mortimer out of East 17.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44# Baby, if you've got to go away... #
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Oh.- # I don't think I can take the pain... #
0:19:46 > 0:19:48..I am about to get on this...course.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Well, not only was Tony a huge heartthrob in the '90s,
0:19:54 > 0:19:57he is also a martial arts expert.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Yeah. Is that it? OK.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Hai-taa!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, I pulled something.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Yeah, and again.- What do you want me to do?- Not that.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Martial arts and Winter Wipeout.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15It literally is like a match made in heaven.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17It's hand-in-hand, and now I can see why
0:20:17 > 0:20:21I've been doing all this training, and it's all going to pay off.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- This is going to get ugly. - Yeah, that's not good.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26KLAXON BLARES
0:20:26 > 0:20:28OK, Tony's off. Here we go. Wow!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Amazing!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Roly-poly! That is how to beat the Snowballs in style.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Somebody's actually done something cool on this show.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40That's never happened. Tony's back on his feet.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Surely he can't do the same thing again? This is... Oh! Oh...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47SHE LAUGHS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Did you see that?!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51This man has pure roly-poly talent.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I'm going to enjoy this.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Roly-Poly Tony to Granny's House.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Tony won an Ivor Novello award in 1995.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I don't know, for his kung fu moves? Maybe. I'm not sure.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Woo-ha! Waa!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Amanda's in the zone. Tony's in a different zone. The wet zone.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Oh. That was disappointing. - I disagree.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11That was action-packed entertainment.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Everybody in the house of love... #
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Can Tony deliver some more action here?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You've got a black belt, for goodness' sake!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I've got three - faux leather.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23They were on offer at the pound shop. Brass buckle and all.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh, priceless!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yeah, Roly-Poly Tony's throwing himself at the Qualifier,
0:21:28 > 0:21:29and this is excellent.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Now, a real chance for an action spectacular here.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Could this be a blockbuster?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40No, more of a flop.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Come on, Tone. Do it for Walthamstow. Yes.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Final obstacle now, Log Jam. Firmly in the songwriter's sights.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Onto the first log. This is good. Yes! Not so good.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Maybe he was trying to pull off another roly-poly move, and it didn't work.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Wait, check out those '90s dance moves. Look at that. Oh.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh, his legs sort of gave way.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Tony was ready for action, but he forgot to tell his legs.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Left 'em behind.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Nonetheless, Roly-Poly Tony reaches the finish in 3:12.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I think he deserves a rest.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Who's that lady? #
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Who IS that lady? I'll tell you exactly who that lady is.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27It's BBC London newsreader Ellie Crisell.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Ellie, what on EARTH are you doing here?!
0:22:31 > 0:22:36When you're reading the news, you're behind your desk, you have your papers. It's quite straight.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Sometimes you want to chuck your script in the air, and go nuts.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41SHE SCREAMS
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Don't overdo it, please. - Come on, yes! Come on, bring it on.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'm up for it. I'm pumped.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47KLAXON BLARES
0:22:47 > 0:22:50OK, now's her chance to really go nuts with some Snowballs.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Here we go.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Yes... Oh... Ah, not a great start.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02That's not becoming of a lady newsreader lady person.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06I'm sure her BBC bosses will see the funny side. Possibly.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Back up for the second set. Come on, Ellie. Bring out that inner demon.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- You can do this. Go wild!- Come on, Ellie! That's it! Good girl!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16That's it, Ellie, face those Snowballs head-on.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22Oh! OK, maybe not. Anyone else tough enough to tackle the Snowballs?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Well, as luck would have it, here's Laura Hamilton,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27daredevil TV presenter.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30SHE SCREAMS
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It does say daredevil here.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Are you scared? - Yeah, I am absolutely terrified.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- And I just hope I don't hurt myself. - Hurt yourself? Don't be ridiculous.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42No-one has ever hurt themselves on Winter Wipeout.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Not that I know about.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51My belief in Laura's ability to conquer the Snowballs
0:23:51 > 0:23:53is fading a bit. But here we go. Good approach.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55This is looking good.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh, ow! Takes a smack, but stays on.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59- Look at that!- Determined.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Second set now. Just assessing her options.
0:24:02 > 0:24:08Come on, Laura, you can do this. Come on, you can do this.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12You can do this. She can't do this.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13SHE LAUGHS
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Oh, no. Snowballed in the stomach.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Laura's currently hosting A Place In The Sun.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Right now, she's found a nice place in the water.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Right, time for a Big Ball bulletin. Quite a scoop for Ellie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Oh, she's walking with a purpose.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Yes, and she means business. Just remember not to step on the...
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh, no, you stepped on it. Oh, what a nelly.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Will Laura fare any better? Just mind the red bit at the end.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55That bit. Yep. Nope! Almost identical fall to Ellie.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Is that supposed to do that?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Waaaah!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Identical apart from I think she's a lot louder.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06But can Louder Laura make light work of the Log Jam?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10It's the last obstacle, and her time is looking pretty good, actually.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Here we go. Safely and, more importantly, quietly onto log one.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Taking the bumps in her stride.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Here we go. Yes! That's gone and done it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Nelly Ellie, the newsreader from Newsround.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27For her, the clock hasn't been so kind.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Oh, but this is promising. Two more jumps, and she is home and... wet.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yes, come on, Ellie. Finish this.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39All right, a few more running repairs. High-octane stuff here.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Yes, that's it.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43She needs to fix her hair before she goes any further.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Fly, Ellie! Fly!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Ooh!
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Ow!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Oh. Yes, that's the least padded corner, that bit. Oh.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Ellie the Nelly hauls herself across the finish line
0:26:03 > 0:26:05in a little under five minutes.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07That was a mammoth effort, and quite a bruise, I imagine.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14But Louder Laura is proud to make the finish.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Have you got a little scream left for us?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18- Yeah!- Hmm. Great(!)
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Today's penultimate celebrity is Steven Arnold,
0:26:22 > 0:26:26known as Ashley from Coronation Street, who sounded like Alvin from the Chipmunks.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- SQUEAKY:- What did you say, sorry?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I don't remember it being that high.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Now, let's talk transferable skills, shall we?
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Cobbles of Corrie, balls of Wipeout.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I've got to go for the balls of Wipeout. I will just go for it,
0:26:40 > 0:26:43get my head down and just try to get going as well as I can.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- I'm looking forward to it. - Does he really sound like that?
0:26:45 > 0:26:50- Wish me luck! I'm going to need it! - Good luck, Steven.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51KLAXON BLARES
0:26:51 > 0:26:54And Steven is away and flying. Watch out for the Snowballs.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Oh, ow!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Hang on, Steven!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02He is. What a recovery. Is he? Yes!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, he's Rover Returned.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08And a nasty plank in front of him, proving a bit of a hindrance.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Argh!
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Oh, but he pushes past that as well. Another snowball ahead of him. Ow!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Another... Oh! Ow.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19He's up. Down again.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23He's up again. He's over!
0:27:23 > 0:27:24- Yes!- Wow.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Steven's mum and dad laughed
0:27:26 > 0:27:30when he said he was coming on Winter Wipeout. I can't imagine why.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35To be fair, they are probably still laughing now.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37He's insured, though, don't worry. Is he?
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Steven also says he's not a fan of heights. Or of picking up dog mess.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51No dog mess ahead of him there from Tevez. Just door mess.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Steven and the Chipmunks steps onto the travelator,
0:27:57 > 0:27:59and here come the Balls.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Here we go. Missed the red thing? Did.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05One, two... none.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07MUTTLEY SNIGGER
0:28:10 > 0:28:12The squeaky man went splash.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20Steven is on for one of the day's quicker times at this rate, though.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Just the Log Jam to go. He's just got to wait for the logs to line up
0:28:24 > 0:28:25before he jumps to the second.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Minding the Windmill in between, of course.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Oh, they can be so cruel, those logs.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34All of a sudden, the ground was gone!
0:28:38 > 0:28:42But Steven and the Chipmunks is climbing to the final podium now,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45and finishes in 3:02, the fastest of the day.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47He certainly finished on a high note.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49You're so fit!
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Honestly. Struggling to believe it at the minute.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55What a performance from Steven.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59And what a comeback after that tricky little tram incident in Weatherfield.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02It obviously wasn't as bad as we first thought.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Now, time for the final celebrity contestant.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08I've got my fingers and toes crossed for someone really great.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Someone who's flown the flag for Great Britain.
0:29:10 > 0:29:15Somebody who's won medals for the nation. A man's man. A winner.
0:29:15 > 0:29:16And it is...
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Eddie the Eagle Edwards. Um... OK, I'll go with it.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23I mean, I suppose he does kind of embody
0:29:23 > 0:29:25the spirit of the British underdog.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26And that's good, isn't it?
0:29:30 > 0:29:34Eddie, you're not exactly the young whippersnapper you were when you competed, are you?
0:29:34 > 0:29:38No, I'm getting old. I'm a bald eagle now, really.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Age is against me.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Rargh!
0:29:41 > 0:29:42But we're all for you.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Actually, I just don't want to come last. Again.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46Positive attitude, Eddie.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49I'm Eddie the Eagle, and I feel epic!
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Epic's good.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Yes, he's off. I'm looking forward to this.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Down the ski ramp. No giant skis this time for Eddie.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Just pure determination for a Winter Wipeout medal.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Past the first snowman! Whoa!
0:30:01 > 0:30:04And about to get past the second set, too.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08- That's worth a medal, surely? Come on.- The Eagle is landing!
0:30:08 > 0:30:13Can Granny halt the run of my new favourite sports hero of all time ever?
0:30:13 > 0:30:14No, she can't.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Oh, yes, she can.- Oh, no! - Leave him alone, Granny.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21He's my new hero.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Come on, we all love him. Well, we did. Still do.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Back on his feet and looking pretty quick.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Past Tevez. And the door.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- That's it!- Oh, this is glorious.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Eddie the Eagle was Britain's first ever Olympic ski jumper
0:30:35 > 0:30:37in the '88 Winter Olympics.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40So he should be perfect to jump over these.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42This is going to be the ski jump of his life.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Yeah! Get ready for takeoff.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Oh, wow, yes! Ooh...
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Well, come on. Check out that air dive.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Went for a jump with a unique 360 degree tumble instead.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00I don't know if it was intentional, but it was definitely epic.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Look at this time, amazing.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05And Eddie has hardly broken into a sweat. I don't think. He's just wet.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06On to log one.
0:31:08 > 0:31:13He'll make the transfer now to log two. That's another piece of cake.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Surely he can't... He is not going to...
0:31:16 > 0:31:18He has done it! 1:32.
0:31:18 > 0:31:23Epic Eddie has ski-jumped to the top of the snowboard.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27No glorious failure for Eddie today, just glory.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31This takes Eddie to the top of the snowboard with ten points.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35Steven and the Chipmunks gets nine, whilst Roly-Poly Tony picks up eight.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40Louder Laura, Sugar Sweet Connie and Vocal Zoe pick up seven, six and five points.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42And then in joint seventh it's Del Boy Redmond
0:31:42 > 0:31:45and Flappy Nics both with four points.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Finally, down in the relegation zone, 74% Charlie is on two,
0:31:49 > 0:31:51whilst Ellie the Nelly is on one.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54These points get carried into the next round and added to the Ski Lift totals.
0:31:54 > 0:31:59I'm so inspired by Eddie the Eagle Edwards, I've decided to take up ski-jumping.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Watch...
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Yeah? There is one bit of bad news, though.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Ellie the Nelly had a sore neck
0:32:05 > 0:32:07and has had to pull out of the competition.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09It's a shame it wasn't a sore tummy,
0:32:09 > 0:32:12because then I could have said Ellie the Nelly's got a bad belly.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Right, another jump... How high did I go?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Aspen, Whistler and Verbier.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27All top-notch ski resorts renowned for their celebrity clientele.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31So the Winter Wipeout Ski Lift here's going to come as a bit of a shock.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34The aim of the game is to stay on those podiums, hang onto those handles
0:32:34 > 0:32:38and hurdle the spinning ski poles for as long as possible.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41The first to fall gets a measly portion of points.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45Last hanging gets many more. And a go in the Winter Wipeout hot tub.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48The ski season is upon us,
0:32:48 > 0:32:52and look, the celebs have found the lower slopes already.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56But boy have they picked the wrong resort. Are you all ready?
0:32:56 > 0:32:58ALL: Yes!
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Three, two, one!
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Here's a reminder of the remaining nine lucky, plucky celebrities
0:33:03 > 0:33:05hung out to dry on Ski Lift.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09With just two points currently under his belt, it's 74% Charlie.
0:33:09 > 0:33:10No pain, no pain!
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Give it a minute, Charlie.
0:33:12 > 0:33:17- There's Roly-Poly Tony.- Find a happy place, find a happy place.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19How about first place?
0:33:20 > 0:33:25- Vocal Zoe.- Where is that taxi? - Refusing to go south of the equator.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- This smile won't be wiped out. Yeah! - Louder Laura getting louder.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32- Then there's Sugar Sweet Connie. - Woo!
0:33:32 > 0:33:36- And Del Boy Redmond. - Let's get it on!- Let's not.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40- Steven and the Chipmunks. - This is for you, people.- Thank you.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44- He picked top spot. It's Epic Eddie. - The Eagle is ready!
0:33:46 > 0:33:50A spot of good luck for you there. Finally, there's Flappy Nics.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52SHE SOBS
0:33:52 > 0:33:54# Shakin' all over... #
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Ooer, I think she wants to get down.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- I'm really sorry.- No, I am, I am.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Fetch a ladder. Look at her. Aw.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08Unfortunately, it seems the Ski Lift was just too terrifying
0:34:08 > 0:34:11for Flappy Nics, and she's had to withdraw from the competition.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14I'd like to propose a moment's silence
0:34:14 > 0:34:16to pause and reflect on her bravery so far.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24OK, I have reflected.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29That means just eight celebrities now remain in the competition,
0:34:29 > 0:34:31which will play havoc with the points allocation.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Come on!
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Bring on the show!
0:34:35 > 0:34:38No, bring on the ski poles, because that's when it gets really good.
0:34:38 > 0:34:43And here they go. Connie and Derek safely over. Steven, too.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Eddie soars over.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Charlie, not looking a Charlie. Yet.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Oh, but takes a knock. He's swinging.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Hold on.- Oh, Charlie!
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Very nearly first to fall.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01Those ski poles are inching higher and higher.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Uh-oh, who's this? It's Connie. Oh, ow!
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Oh, my God!
0:35:08 > 0:35:10That was some wipeout.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Connie gets dealt a back-breaking blow from the first ski pole
0:35:13 > 0:35:16and then a back-breaking smack into a podium.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18That's twist and bust, all for just three points.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22# The hills are alive with the sound of music. #
0:35:22 > 0:35:23So, seven left hanging.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27But until the scores are accumulated at the end, this game could be anyone's.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Pure determination on Eddie's face.
0:35:30 > 0:35:35Ski poles up around knee height now. Charlie struggling with knee height.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42Uh-oh, Roly-Poly Tony looks to be in trouble.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Oh, someone else took a whack there. Oh!
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Tony took one to the ribs and quickly roly-polied out of control.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52And here's a tabloid exclusive. Tony picks up Zoe on the rebound.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Tony gets four points, Zoe gets five.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57So, five celebrities still hanging out,
0:35:57 > 0:36:02and Derek, Steven, Eddie, they all made that look easy.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Charlie perhaps less so. Still holding on, though.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Come on, Charlie! Hang in there, sunshine!
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Those legs, Charlie, lift those legs!
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Nope. He's down.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Well, that's six points in the bag. Bravo, Charlie.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Foxtrot over. I sound like a pilot.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25Laura's turn now. Well over and in control.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28That difficult second pole is looming, though.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30This is where it hurts. One hit, two hits. And three!
0:36:32 > 0:36:36It takes stamina to last this long in Ski Lift, but those ski poles are brutal.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Seven points make it all worth it. - Come on, guys. Three of you left.
0:36:40 > 0:36:45- Let's see who's the last man hanging. - Yes, it's all for pride.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Del Boy now. Clear. Steven, ditto.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Eddie, double ditto. Back to Derek.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56An Olympian swing.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57Oh, Derek!
0:36:57 > 0:37:02No sooner have these three Titans got their breath back than they're coming round once more.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Del Boy, over again. Steven, clear.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07No, he's not! No, he's a goner.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11That just leaves Eddie and Derek. But Derek's out of there.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13The former sprinter is down.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17That means, incredibly, the fastest in the Qualifier
0:37:17 > 0:37:20is also crowned last man hanging and gets another ten points.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Eddie the Eagle no longer the underdog.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25I wish I had a medal to honour him with.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29Unfortunately, I just don't have any medals going spare.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33I could maybe lend him one of my gold-effect, mother-of-plastic
0:37:33 > 0:37:35ribbon-suspended neck fancies.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Nah, it wasn't that good.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40OK, time to see who's where on the all-important final snowboard.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42I really hope someone else has done the sums.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45I hate adding up points with maths.
0:37:45 > 0:37:49At the top of the snowboard with maximum 20 points, it's Epic Eddie.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53Steven and the Chipmunks is next with a total of 17 points.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Then it's Louder Laura, totalling 14.
0:37:55 > 0:38:00Closely behind is Del Boy Redmond on 13 and Roly-Poly Tony with 12.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04These five celebrities are through to Blunderland via the hot tub.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Unfortunately, this also means it is time to say
0:38:06 > 0:38:10toodle-riddance to Vocal Zoe, Sugar Sweet Connie, 74% Charlie,
0:38:10 > 0:38:15Flappy Nics and Ellie the Nelly, who don't get a go in the hot tub.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20I would have loved to have a go on Ski Lift.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22It was a bit sad having to watch.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25I'd like to do this again, maybe when my neck's better.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28So I got up onto the Ski Lift,
0:38:28 > 0:38:29and I was just petrified.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31SHE SOBS
0:38:31 > 0:38:34I was a bit of a loser, really. I just thought, I need to get down.
0:38:34 > 0:38:35I'm just really sorry.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38I tried. At least I got up there.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I can't believe I came off first.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42I thought I had glue on my hands.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45I was ready, but when that sweeper hit me, that was painful.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Ha! Never again.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52I'm not very happy, actually, because I was doing so well.
0:38:52 > 0:38:53And what happened?
0:38:53 > 0:38:58Tony Mortimer from East 17 smashed straight into me and took me off.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- I always preferred Take That. - Oh, yeah.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04I'm hoping what I've added to the show is...
0:39:04 > 0:39:08a bit of slapstick and some good wipeouts. Some good face plants.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11So in many ways, I am the winner.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Alpine Lodge welcomes today's guests.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25They get the celebrity treatment from the Winter Whizzy.
0:39:25 > 0:39:30Past the Frosty Flipper, they get celebrity treatment from Hansel and Gretel - snowballs in the face.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Finally, the Crankshaft and the Roterrortator will give them
0:39:33 > 0:39:36the celebrity treatment - right in the face.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Last to finish is eliminated, and then the process is repeated
0:39:39 > 0:39:42until there are three celebrities left.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45It's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47ALL: No!
0:39:52 > 0:39:55But who is getting treated to all this celeb treatment?
0:39:55 > 0:39:59I can tell you, because I have a list here. First it's Epic Eddie.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Top of Qualifier, top of Ski Lift
0:40:01 > 0:40:05and my favourite celebrity contestant ever in all time.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09- Steven and the Chipmunks. - What did you say, sorry? - Even he speaks highly of himself.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Louder Laura has screamed her way around the Qualifier and...
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Well, screamed everywhere. That's all she does.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Del Boy Redmond, an Olympian with fewer points than Eddie.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22I'm not saying anything.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25And completing the gang, it's Roly-Poly Tony. What a mover!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33So, five dizzy celebrities,
0:40:33 > 0:40:36but only three can go through to the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Epic Eddie is trying to counter-spin technique.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Meanwhile, Louder Laura daintily heads for the Frosty Flipper.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Admittedly, this is not the fastest Blunderland beginning I've seen.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Eddie has caught up with Laura. And Tony's sleepwalking.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Night of the living dead.- I don't know where he's going.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Watch them go... Or not go. Hang on, finally some action.
0:40:56 > 0:41:01Eddie is across, and Laura is hanging by her feet. Interesting.
0:41:01 > 0:41:05I have never seen that done. That's a new trick for the TV presenter.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09OK.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Eddie the Eagle takes on the Crankshaft now.
0:41:15 > 0:41:20Oh, and there squeals Steven. And now Eddie's gone for a swim.
0:41:20 > 0:41:27Del Boy making a run for it. How is he holding on there? Oh! Oh, no.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Given up. More of a sprinter than a foam block wrestler.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35So, will it be second time lucky for Eddie the Eagle on the Crankshaft?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Look at him! Oh, fantastic. It's Roterrortator time.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42And not another celebrity in sight. He's way ahead.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh, no!
0:41:44 > 0:41:46So, back to the ladder for Epic Eddie.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Tony has woken up from his sleepwalk.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Eddie is back on the Roterrortator.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54But look - Tony is storming across.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Epic Eddie transfers perfectly onto the Iceberg.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Oh, and Del Boy Redmond finally beats the Flipper.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07One more leap for Eddie. He's done it! Get in.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Eddie is through to the second heat. - The Eagle has landed. - You're just saying that.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Just three places left to fill.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I think the next one has Tony's name written on it.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Yes, Tony out of East 17 is through.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21And here's Steven coming up from behind.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24And Steven's done it. There's only one space left.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Which means it's between Derek the sprinter and little Laura.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29But Derek right now is in the lead.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36The slow crawling motion is working. No, it's not working!
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Back to square one.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40In slow motion, it looks more kind of heroic, but he just fell off.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44That's all that happened. TV presenter Laura having a rest.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48Ah, the batteries are starting to run out on the Crankshaft, I think.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Oh, yes, that's more like it.
0:42:52 > 0:42:57So, while Del Boy Redmond contemplates climbing the ladder, Laura looks at the Roterrortator.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59What's he waiting for, a written invitation?
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Yeah, to the second round would be nice.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03But Laura's on the Roterrortator,
0:43:03 > 0:43:05which is also running low on batteries.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Somebody wind a handle somewhere.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10This could take a while. There's still another round.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13One last jump now from the Iceberg to the finish line. Thank you!
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Unfortunately, though, she will have to do it all over again.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Good news, though, for Del Boy Redmond, because he won't. He's out.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Derek, oh! Still spinning.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28Now, I would imagine that you were not best pleased about that, Derek.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32- Want the honest truth?- Yes. - I am. That's impossible.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34I felt sick at the beginning. I thought breakfast was coming up.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37I kept it down, thought it was coming out the other end.
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Managed to keep it up.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42OK, so, whilst Derek finds the nearest convenience,
0:43:42 > 0:43:45the remaining four celebrities get sent for another spin cycle.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Only three can go through to the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Will it be Epic Eddie, Louder Laura,
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Steven and the Chipmunks or Roly-Poly Tony?
0:43:55 > 0:43:59Well, it's stopped. And Eddie again using the counter-spin technique.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Tony doesn't look too well. Don't spew. It'll mess up the snow.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06No rush, Tony.
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Go over there instead, OK. Laura's taken the lead.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12And, yes, she's up and running.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Also taking a pelting from Hansel and Gretel.
0:44:15 > 0:44:16- She's confident right now.- Yeah.
0:44:19 > 0:44:23Oh, she's causing a pile-up, but she's going for it,
0:44:23 > 0:44:29and by going for it, I mean strolling along at an agreeable, sensible pace.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32But Epic Eddie is on her tail, which makes her move.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36The Roterrortator now. Oh, hang on, wrong way, Laura. Where's she going?
0:44:36 > 0:44:40That's one way to do it! The wrong way, breaking the rules.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43She'll have to swim back to the ladder.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Get off, Laura. Get off now! Don't waste any more time.
0:44:49 > 0:44:53Here is The Eagle. Oh, and he's in the lead. My new hero!
0:44:53 > 0:44:58- Oh, that's it. He's off the Iceberg and home and dry.- Crash landing.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Eddie is the first celebrity through to the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03I love that guy. He's a proper legend.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06Right, Steven's go, once he's worked out which way's forward.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08It's over there.
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Now the other forward. No, the other way. Wait till it comes... Yes.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16There. Go there. Yes! The soap star has done it.
0:45:16 > 0:45:17Oh, we've got another one.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Steven takes the second position
0:45:19 > 0:45:21in the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25So, either louder Laura or Roly-Poly Tony will shortly be eliminated.
0:45:27 > 0:45:31Tony on the Roterrortator and egging on Gretel, who's having none of it.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37- Oh, what a shot! Probably a Take That fan.- Do it!
0:45:37 > 0:45:40- You never know, you might beat him!- Yes!
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Less arguing, Tony, more getting on with it.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Come on, because louder Laura is catching up! Concentrate!
0:45:49 > 0:45:54Someone's got to... Oh! Yes! Oh-oh! Is it...? Yes. He's done it.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Bad luck, Laura.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Hang on a second. Take me back to the start of that round.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04- You were first.- I know! - And then, you were last.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Yeah, I got really confused.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10I was, like, "I've got to get off", then Eddie came on. Yeah. Never mind.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13You're not going to believe this, but in the last 60 seconds,
0:46:13 > 0:46:15somebody wrote in to complain.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17About me! I know!
0:46:17 > 0:46:21Allegedly, I've been supporting one specific celebrity contestant,
0:46:21 > 0:46:26thereby breaching the "Be lovely to everybody" clause in my contract.
0:46:26 > 0:46:27I refute this.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30My professional reputation means everything to me and I can
0:46:30 > 0:46:34confidently state that I, Richard Brad George Leonardo Hammond,
0:46:34 > 0:46:39have never ever show favouritism towards one specific celebrity ever.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Oh, thanks, guys. These look great. Did you get the whistles?
0:46:43 > 0:46:46Well, doing the Olympic Games was probably the most important
0:46:46 > 0:46:49thing in my sporting career, but this can come a very close second.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53I feel great making it to the Wipeout Zone,
0:46:53 > 0:46:55especially competing against Eddie and Tony.
0:46:55 > 0:46:56Should be a good battle.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59I've run the London Marathon, so I know I've got endurance.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03But this is something else. This is an absolute battering.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06I started off pretty sharp.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09I thought I'd attack it, see if it attacks me back.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11And it does. A lot harder.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13The other day in the qualifier, to come second,
0:47:13 > 0:47:16I was quite proud of myself, to be honest!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19It was great to win both rounds. I thought, "Yes, I'm fit, I'm OK!
0:47:19 > 0:47:21"Even at my age!"
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Eddie is an absolute legend. I'm surprised how nimble he was.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28He was like a bat out of hell.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30There's a little bit of blood left in me yet.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32No-one's beaten the machine that is Eddie.
0:47:32 > 0:47:33If you look in one of his eyes,
0:47:33 > 0:47:37there's a little red dot, like the Terminator.
0:47:37 > 0:47:41- He'll take some licking, Eddie. - Steven has been very good. He's always been right behind me.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44He's the complete opposite to the character we know him as.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Why did you say, sorry, eh?
0:47:46 > 0:47:47It's nice to just be yourself
0:47:47 > 0:47:50and show people you are different to your character.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51Wish me luck, I'll need it!
0:47:51 > 0:47:54I think Tony has been the one that's been the most unexpected guy
0:47:54 > 0:47:56to get that.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59If I won it, it'd be amazing, but I just want to get round the course.
0:47:59 > 0:48:00It's going to be brutal.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03Winning Winter Wipeout would mean a lot to me, really.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06I want to get myself revved up and have a real good go at it,
0:48:06 > 0:48:07go out with a bang.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11I think if I complete the course tonight and grab that trophy,
0:48:11 > 0:48:14I'll round around the whole arena stark naked.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15SCREAMING
0:48:15 > 0:48:17That'd be a shock for everybody.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28We've got it all tonight.
0:48:28 > 0:48:33A pop star, a soap star and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36It's like my dream dinner party. I love it!
0:48:36 > 0:48:37It's the Celebrity Wipeout Zone
0:48:37 > 0:48:41and the first to go is Tony out of East 17.
0:48:43 > 0:48:48- Tonight, we dine in hell. - Ah, get on with it. Oh, he is!
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Tony's flying high. It's like 1992 all over again.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02Now that's what I call a nose-dive.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Yeah, I think he actually broke the water with his nose.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Tony is quickly out of the water
0:49:06 > 0:49:08and on to the first obstacle - the tricky, sticky North Pole.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10The clock's ticking.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Tony is setting the time to beat.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15Must be feeling the pressure right now.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Oh, it's a solid start but it's on to the Icy Stairs.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Few normals make it over this unscathed,
0:49:20 > 0:49:22but how will a celebrity fare?
0:49:23 > 0:49:25Oh...
0:49:25 > 0:49:29Oh, the jiggling begins in earnest. He's on to the second...
0:49:29 > 0:49:32HE LAUGHS
0:49:32 > 0:49:36OK, goes to show that '90s pop sensations are just like everyone
0:49:36 > 0:49:40else when it comes to mounting juddery steps, if ever you wondered.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Come on. Second set. Here we go.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50Yes, he's off.
0:49:50 > 0:49:54A bit less jiggling now, a bit calmer. This is better.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Third set, now.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59TONY! TONY! TONY!
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Oh, he's got the crowd on his side. They're loving it.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- He reaches the summit. - That's it, Tony!- Yes.
0:50:04 > 0:50:10Yep. Slow but steady. Cautious breathing. The breathing is good.
0:50:10 > 0:50:15He needs to do it. Whilst doing the course. OK, he's almost there, now.
0:50:15 > 0:50:16Yes. That's the stairs done.
0:50:18 > 0:50:22Next, it's the Ice Picks. OK, Tony really is biding his time.
0:50:22 > 0:50:27- What are you waiting for? - I don't know? Taxi? Oh! That!
0:50:27 > 0:50:30The perfect time to run! Oh, wow!
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Straight over the Ice Picks without a scratch.
0:50:33 > 0:50:37Roly-Poly Tony still going, straight into the middle of the Frightcicles,
0:50:37 > 0:50:40but the clock is ticking and Tony needs to get out of there.
0:50:40 > 0:50:44Can he? Yes! Oh, wow!
0:50:44 > 0:50:46This is amazing!
0:50:46 > 0:50:47Just the Impossible Snowflakes to go, now.
0:50:47 > 0:50:52Can Tony defy the odds and beat the unbeatable?
0:50:53 > 0:50:57Well, he's safely on, but getting off is the tricky bit.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01- Unless you do that.- Oh, no!
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Exhausted and caked in snow,
0:51:03 > 0:51:07the odds were stacked against Tony hanging on, there.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09- All that's left now is a climb. - Come on, Tony!
0:51:09 > 0:51:12The Roly-Poly man hauls himself up the final few steps
0:51:12 > 0:51:15and...stops the clock on 4:25.
0:51:18 > 0:51:19It's like Patch the dog.
0:51:21 > 0:51:26Listen, you have been a very cool, laid-back customer all day long.
0:51:26 > 0:51:31- Thank you.- And you have just done that in a very cool time of 4:25.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33I'm happy with that. That's cool.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37- Yours is the time to beat, but Steven's up next.- Yeah.- Let's watch.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40OK, let's see how high Steven and the Chipmunks goes here.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44- Come on, let's have it! - Yeah, you can't have it. It's mine.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47But this is yours. Enjoy. Ha-ha. Oh!
0:51:47 > 0:51:53Oh, after a bit of dramatic mid-air cycling - very nice - he lands.
0:51:56 > 0:51:57He's off!
0:51:58 > 0:52:02His attempt begins here. 4:25 is the time to beat.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- Come on, Steve, dig in!- Aww, some great sportsmanship from Tony.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Steven's taking this very carefully. Up the slippery North Pole.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Time for the Icy Stairs, now.
0:52:15 > 0:52:20He's on. Oh, a little bit of a bumpy ride.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24He looks to be in control, here.
0:52:26 > 0:52:27Take your time!
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Yep, wise words from Tony, but Steven's not listening
0:52:30 > 0:52:32and is just going for it.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35- Wooo!- He's reached the middle.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Now for the tricky descent.
0:52:37 > 0:52:42And I say that because... No, I...I... Because that happens.
0:52:42 > 0:52:43That's why it's tricky. Oh.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46And that's definitely going to cost him valuable seconds,
0:52:46 > 0:52:48The recovery speed is important. Up that ladder.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51- Come on, Steve!- Yeah, he is! Just give him a chance!
0:52:51 > 0:52:53He's getting on with it. Onto the Ice Picks, now.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56These are quite tricky fellas. Oh...!
0:52:57 > 0:53:00And there's the proof. That's what they do.
0:53:00 > 0:53:04Unlucky, but that clock waits for no man. Or celebrity.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07It doesn't wait, that's the point. Gathers himself.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Off he goes. Oh, that was too close! He's just stayed on.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Right, he needs to exit at the first opportunity.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Here is that opportunity coming round.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Go. Go. Go, go, go! Oh!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Oh, no! Again, so close.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Oh, I do not believe it.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29No, he's not going to be happy with that.
0:53:29 > 0:53:33And to add insult to injury, he also smacked his face on the way down.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37Last thing he needs is two giant rotating snowflakes.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Unfortunately, that's what he's got.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41- Come on, Steve! - There they are.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45But on the plus side, it's the last obstacle for him to cross.
0:53:46 > 0:53:49- Oh! It was worth a try. - Oh, he's off.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53- Hang on. What's he doing? - Where's he gone?- Oh, no.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56The times are so close. This could lose him everything.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04- Oh, no.- Steven!- OK...
0:54:04 > 0:54:07And he's found his way to the ladder. Almost there!
0:54:07 > 0:54:10Up the ladder! Just one button-press left!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Last bits of strength...
0:54:14 > 0:54:18Oh, go on! He's done it! Steven completes the course.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Good, but not good enough.
0:54:21 > 0:54:26Look at you with your Santa Claus beard! Oh!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28- How are you feeling, my love? - Shattered.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32Well, listen, you were both absolutely fantastic here tonight.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36You have been the nearly man all day, Steven.
0:54:36 > 0:54:41Nearly never won the race, because Tony was faster by ten seconds.
0:54:41 > 0:54:46Hard luck, my darling, Go join the others. All right.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49Tony, you know what this means. Yours is the time to beat, but...
0:54:49 > 0:54:54- It's The Eagle next.- The legend that is Eddie The Eagle. Let's watch.
0:54:55 > 0:55:00- Ottie, Honey, Sam, this is for you! - Yeah, and this is for you, Eddie.
0:55:00 > 0:55:05Are you ready? OK. Oh, there you go. Enjoy! Oh!
0:55:07 > 0:55:10He'll be used to that bit. The Eagle has landed.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12I've been waiting to say that for 50 minutes. I got in first. Finally.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Yeah.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18- Oh!- Well, Eddie, of course, used to skiing down-hill quite fast.
0:55:18 > 0:55:22Now, he must climb up the North Pole.
0:55:22 > 0:55:26- CROWD: Eagle! Eagle!- Yeah, it sounds so good from a crowd, doesn't it?
0:55:26 > 0:55:31That works. Yeah. He's up and away. Nicely done. Good balance.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Come on, Eddie! - So, to the Icy Stairs.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Tony didn't make it to the summit without falling.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Steven didn't make it to the end. Can Eddie do this in one go?
0:55:39 > 0:55:43Unlike the other two? On to the second set. Not bad, so far.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47Looking strong and balanced.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52OK, brilliant, he's at the top. Only the descent, now.
0:55:52 > 0:55:56Oh...bit of a wobble! Oh!
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Careful, Eddie! Oh, feeling the tension!
0:55:59 > 0:56:04But he's made it to the final set of stairs. Can he make it? Yes.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06- Yes!- Awesome stuff so far from The Eagle.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Next, he must conquer the Icy Picks.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12Dodge. Eddie, dodge, dodge...! Oh.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16Oh, Eddie The Eagle's first mistake. How costly will that be?
0:56:17 > 0:56:21Actually, not at all. This is still an incredible time.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Eddie hauls himself up and now he faces the Frightcicles.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Well, he's on, first time.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34Eddie edges round and waits for the gangway to line up.
0:56:35 > 0:56:39When the time comes, off he goes. He's brave. We know that about him.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Yes, this is amazing. Eddie's putting in a tremendous performance.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45Just the Snowflakes to go. He's on.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48He's flailing... He's flailing... He's off.
0:56:48 > 0:56:52But even with that fall, Eddie is on for a comfortable victory.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56- Oh.- Is there anything this man can't do?
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Britain, this is Eddie The Eagle.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01I urge you to erase the memories of '88 and instead,
0:57:01 > 0:57:04just remember this glorious victory.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07Epic is an understatement.
0:57:07 > 0:57:092:20, and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards
0:57:09 > 0:57:12is the Celebrity Winter Wipeout champion.
0:57:12 > 0:57:13CROWD: Eagle!
0:57:13 > 0:57:16Come over here, my darling. The legend that is...
0:57:16 > 0:57:19How are you feeling after that?
0:57:19 > 0:57:22- Knackered!- Ha-ha!
0:57:22 > 0:57:26Aww, well, listen, Eddie, you've been soaring here all day,
0:57:26 > 0:57:29but these two guys have had you in their sights.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31I've got to tell you,
0:57:31 > 0:57:34Tony was absolutely brilliant out there tonight.
0:57:34 > 0:57:35But...!
0:57:35 > 0:57:39Eddie, the eagle has landed -
0:57:39 > 0:57:43you are the Winter Wipeout Celebrity champion!
0:57:44 > 0:57:47So, Epic Eddie came and he conquered,
0:57:47 > 0:57:51and goes home with a winning title, a trophy, a cheque for £10,000
0:57:51 > 0:57:55for his charity, Sparks, and an Argentinian toad.
0:57:55 > 0:57:57Called Dave.
0:57:57 > 0:58:01So, that's it for this first ever Celebrity Winter Wipeout.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03But there is just time to look at tomorrow's front pages.
0:58:03 > 0:58:07The Daily Red Bull leads with, "Eagle soars to Wipeout glory."
0:58:07 > 0:58:10And the Winter Times, they go with, "Eddie - every loser wins."
0:58:10 > 0:58:11Very nice.
0:58:11 > 0:58:14And the Wipeout Mail, they've gone with,
0:58:14 > 0:58:17"Richard Hammond seems to think he's presenting Newsnight."
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Anyway, from all the celebrities, from Amanda and from me,
0:58:20 > 0:58:22it's goodbye.
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