0:00:02 > 0:00:05I've been asked to wear a cravat, comb my hair and wear grown-up shoes,
0:00:05 > 0:00:06which can only mean one thing.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Someone is throwing me a surprise party.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Think about it, this place is empty, I've got a birthday this year
0:00:12 > 0:00:15and I saw a man outside in a hat.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19So it all slots together. There's nothing else it could possibly be.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21It's a card.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Turns out there is one other thing it could possibly be.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Tonight's show could be a Winter Wipeout Celebrity Special.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's that one, isn't it?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Here's what this week's famous faces are focused on facing.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Rock'n'roll - it's the Celebrity Qualifier.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Smash, drop and roll - it's Celebrity Ski Lift.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Slip, stumble, slap and roll it's Celebrity Winter Blunderland.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51And finally, the most demanding roll of all, cheese and pickle.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I mean, the Celebrity Winter Wipeout Zone. Time to roll.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02But I still have to keep my grown-up shoes on,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04even though there isn't a party now?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Fine.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Hello and welcome to a star-studded celebrity special of Winter Wipeout.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Now, because celebrities are made of sturdier stuff than the average contestant,
0:01:13 > 0:01:18all ten of today's A-listers have to do the Qualifier and Ski Lift.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21They get points for both rounds and only the top five will progress.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25And when I said A-listers, I was talking figuratively.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28No minimum level of star quality is required,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and recognition of said celebrities isn't necessarily guaranteed.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Let's take a look through the limo window and see who is hoping
0:01:35 > 0:01:38to win £10,000 for the charity of their choice tonight.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42She's good at looking good, it's model Sophie Anderton.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Full-time celebrity, his words not mine, it's Andrew Stone.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47A shameless Waterloo Road actress.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Sorry, Shameless AND Waterloo Road actress, Rebecca Ryan.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Green-fingered gardener Diarmuid Gavin.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Liverpudlian, Emmerdalian, it's soapy actor James Sutton.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01The broadcasting legend that is Terry Christian.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04A record-breaking triple jumper with three little letters after her name.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's Ashia Hansen MBE.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Antipodean enemy of seriousness, it's Kiwi comedian Jarred Christmas.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Her friends know her as Kim, I don't know her at all.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's actress Kim Tiddy.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19He's the king of rock'n'roll
0:02:19 > 0:02:22and I'm pretty sure he's dead - it's Elvis Presley!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Finally, wow, Peter Shilton -
0:02:25 > 0:02:29only my favourite ever goalkeeper of all time!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Behind George Best.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33No-one can dispute the fact that this is a line-up of people.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37So which person's first? I'm guessing it's not Elvis.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Uh-huh-huh.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Joining me now on the Winter Wipeout Qualifier is a man
0:02:47 > 0:02:50very appropriately named for winter.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54It is comedian Jarred Christmas.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Anything you're afraid of there?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I'm afraid that partway through the course I'll encounter Richard Hammond.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03He's over here, isn't he? Where are you, Richard? Richard?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Where are you, Richard?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Are you going to win this today, Jarred?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I'm not out to win. I'm out to enjoy.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14If the by-product of that enjoyment is victory, then so be it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Hold those. I'll be back for them. - Can you see where you're going?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23See you on the flipside.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27It's that way, Jarred, it's... OK.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30He can't see a thing with his glasses off.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm back. Sorry, what did I miss?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Follow your dreams.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Luckily, my dream is to look like a massive Smurf.- It's working.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Winter Wipeout, a land where dreams come true.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43There you go.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Oh! And the fun begins. - This is going to hurt.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Not as much as it hurts me, Jarred.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Hang on, I got that the wrong way round,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52it's going to hurt you more, yeah, it is.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Today's first star stopper is the Nasty Snowballs.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58They are nasty because they are angry, and probably angry
0:03:58 > 0:04:00because of that pole sticking out of their heads.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, that'll be sore.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Jarred is going to be first to meet them.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Oh!- Rugby tackles a nasty plank.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I think he just broke the obstacle with his face!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13What was he thinking - look!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Second set of snowballs now.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, look at these moves!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31This guy is on a one-man mission to destroy his face.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Your face!- Touche.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43But there's plenty more Qualifier left.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Coming up next it's everyone's favourite pensioner.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48She may have a little bit of an attitude problem
0:04:48 > 0:04:51and a rabid dog, but Granny's doors are always open.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# I wanna do bad things with you... #
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Pleased to see Jarred's nose is still technically intact.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Here we go.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, oh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Granny, knocking him sideways.
0:05:08 > 0:05:15# I'll have a blue Christmas without you... #
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Just the adorable little pooch, Tevez,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22and Granny's back door left to deal with.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Here we go. First the dog. Oh...no!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Come on, Jarred. Atta-boy!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Come on, Jarred.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Mick Hucknall, Ginger Spice
0:05:35 > 0:05:38and someone else who's ginger have nothing on these redheads -
0:05:38 > 0:05:40it's the Big Red Balls.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Biggie Biggie Biggie Can't you see
0:05:42 > 0:05:44# Sometimes your words just hypnotise me
0:05:44 > 0:05:48# And I just love your flashy ways
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Guess that's why they broke and you're so paid. #
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I'm going to approach the Big Red Balls like a frog.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Like that, that's the ball. I'm hugging a giant ball.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Jarred "the hopeful frog" Christmas, that's me.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02It may help.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Jarred's hero is Bruce Willis.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Would it be inappropriate to mention the words Die Hard here?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, it would. Here we go.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Oh! Yippee-yi-ay! Muddy funster. Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Jarred The Frog in flight.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22It's a beautiful... Not beautiful, no, it's a thing. Look!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I'm OK.- He's OK.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- I'm OK.- Yeah, he's OK, he's OK.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Yeah, if it's a short swim to the next obstacle, the Log Jam.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's just like riding a bike,
0:06:44 > 0:06:48which when you think about it is really, really hard.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Even with stabilisers on it's tricky, so it's tricky is what I'm saying.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Bedraggled Jarred prepares himself, launches...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Good, I think.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03That log's got rhythm! Yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09This is excellent work from Jarred The Frog.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12He is doing well...is he? Yeah, he is, this is good.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14No, he's doing well at falling off.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- I'm OK.- He's OK.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Jarred The Frog clambers home,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24and that will bank him some points to take him to the next round.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27How many though, only time will tell.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Over here.- I'm OK. I'm not tired at all.
0:07:33 > 0:07:39Give me a hug. That was unbelievable. Oh, my God. Are you OK?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- I'm OK.- Take a look back at that obstacle, the first one you did.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Nailed it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- You broke it!- Did I break it?- Broke the obstacle.- That's right, Wipeout.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You mess with the best, you die like the rest.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Next to submit to the lure of Celebrity Winter Wipeout is
0:07:55 > 0:07:57broadcaster par excellence, Terry Christian.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01That's him there, look.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Do you not have a clever masterplan
0:08:07 > 0:08:11about how to get around this unscathed, in first position?
0:08:11 > 0:08:17Just don't hurry it. Take it slow and easy and know your limits.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19The tortoise and the hare.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22The race is not to the swiftest, it's to he who endures.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24If there was one tune you could have in your head
0:08:24 > 0:08:27to spur you round the course today, which tune would it be?
0:08:27 > 0:08:34- Everyone's A Winner, Baby.- And that's OK.- That's right.- Good luck.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35I'll need it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Terry currently hosts a radio show in Cheshire
0:08:38 > 0:08:40but used to present The Word,
0:08:40 > 0:08:44which had a segment where people would do anything to get on TV.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48How times have changed! Whilst he's limbering up, let's see who's next.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's Hollyoaks and The Bill actress, Kim Tiddy.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Are you a fitty, Kim Tiddy? - Since I found out I was doing it,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I won't lie, I have been going to the gym, trying to keep fit.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07But I don't think anything can prepare you for this, can it?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09As a soap star, Kim, I think the best way
0:09:09 > 0:09:12for you to prepare would be to release a keep-fit DVD.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14All the soap stars have done it -
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Natalie Cassidy, Patsy Palmer, Jane Fonda - she was in Brookside.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I'll get you started with a couple of my trademark moves.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Let me get into my sports kit.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24I'm ready.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27And flex.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34And lunge. Feeling the burn! Is that a burn?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37It could be indigestion. Calm spin.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39And jump - two, three, four. Pout.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Yeah! Run really fast. Wag the finger.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm not sure this is working.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Is this working? It's not.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49OK, it's about to get serious.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Winners make it happen, Kim, losers let it happen.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Right, here we go.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57It's the plank first. Oh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00And punch, and punch.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Show that plank who's boss. Yes, this is good.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05And fall, you are doing great.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Swim, that's great exercise, everyone says it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm not joining in with any of this.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I sat back on my stool a long time ago.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14OK, now jump that dog.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes. Oh, Kim IS doing great.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Dodge that door. No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Now entering the wobbly log phase of Kim Fit's workout regime.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Blood pumping now, this is looking good.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Kim Fit DVD could be on for a good time here. One last push.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Over that piece of toast. Come on.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45And fall. Oh, yeah, and get lost.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47After one heck of a workout,
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Kim Fit DVD reaches her goal in 3 minutes 41 seconds.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56It's made you stronger, Kim, probably.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Phew, I am exhausted after all of that pretending to do a workout!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I think I've pulled a forcep. Should have warmed up more.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Talking of which, how is Terry Christian getting on?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Still warming up.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12I expected nothing less than utter dedication and focus from the Mancunian motormouth.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Here's a question.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16What do you do if you need to get to the loo
0:11:16 > 0:11:18in an English country garden?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I don't know, but Diarmuid Gavin might.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23# If you walk through the garden... #
0:11:25 > 0:11:27They've only just been planted, hold on!
0:11:28 > 0:11:32We do know that winter is quite an unfruitful time of year.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35How are you going to cope with all that ground frost?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39I like the excitement and all the structures and the vibrancy
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and the colour of the snow, so it's going to be brilliant.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Who is this gorgeous little girl? - This is my daughter, Eppie.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49She is the reason I'm here because she loves Wipeout, so she wants her dad to make a fool of himself.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Oh, no! Let's hope you are not going to make a fool of yourself today here, Diarmuid.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55I'm glad he likes the course.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Eduardo spent a lot of time nurturing those Big Red Balls.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Giant greenhouse.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, right in the begonias!
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Planted firmly.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Planted, I like it. But can he ROSE to the challenge?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12That doesn't work, does it? I've confused myself, I'm going to stop.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I hope Diarmuid will like what Granny's done.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19It's a wood-effect sidewall with a snow-clad pathway, no decking, sorry.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Yeah, he's getting a good watering today.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Why not clean him up? Gardeners are always filthy, aren't they?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Dirty fingernails.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Towards Eduardo's horticultural masterpiece, the Big Red Balls.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Grown from big, red bulbs. Look at them!
0:12:39 > 0:12:47# Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on a grave... #
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Right now he's thinking, I'm looking pretty cool.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Daughter Eppie is thinking, I'm not going to school on Monday, this is going to be awkward.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00A brief swim, up some steps and here we go. Logs.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Daughter Eppie is now thinking, I'm never going to school again.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Dirty Diarmuid finishes in 3 minutes and 59 seconds.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Tell me, what do you think of our rather large water feature
0:13:17 > 0:13:19that we've put on just for you?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Are you allowed to pee in it? I think I did halfway through.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24What do you think Eppie's thinking?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Eppie will be laughing her head off. I haven't surprised her.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'm sure she's proud, just like we are.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Well done, go get rested, we'll see you later.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Thank you very much.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Right, Terry, I think you should be just about scorching by now.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Warmed up almost too much. Yeah, get on with it.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Just don't hurry it, take it slow and easy. Know your limits really.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Tortoise and the hare.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49The race is not to the swiftest, it's to he who endures.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Wise words, Terry, wise words.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53So he is finally off.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00This is it, slow and steady. Measured approach.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Oh, that looked quite painful.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Face, elbow, everything.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Not a great start.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15# Everyone's a winner, baby That's the truth... #
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Hang on. What's going on here?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20There's two Eduardos - that's never a good sign.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Unfortunately, I think Terry has had a little accident,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28come a cropper and done himself a mischief on the Qualifier.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Looks like he's going to withdraw from the competition.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I don't think anybody ever went less distance.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Really, Strictly Come Dancing is more my thing.
0:14:39 > 0:14:45If you look really closely, you can just make out tiny little Rebecca Ryan off Waterloo Road.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50She won a BAFTA at the age of 12. It took three days to drag it home.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54There she is. She'd be smaller than a BAFTA.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Rebecca, I'm a little bit concerned about you
0:14:57 > 0:14:59because you are only a dainty, little thing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01And check out that humongous course.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Is it going to eat you alive?
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Probably, yes. Probably, because I'm so small.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Help!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Not really, can we send someone to help her? No, they're all on siesta.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Sorry, Rebecca. Away you go.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, I love this song.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18MUSIC: "Isn't She Lovely?" by Stevie Wonder
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Isn't she tiny?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22She was just whacked in the face.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Call the Society For the Prevention Of Cruelty To Celebrities
0:15:28 > 0:15:30because this is just mean. I mean... Look...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36After all that, she is still standing.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh! Jumping high for a teeny, she's made it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, it's amazing!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Is there anything that you're at all afraid of,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50anything you were lying in bed last night thinking,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52"Oh, no, no, no... Please, no, no, no...?"
0:15:52 > 0:15:54It was actually the Granny House.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56LIGHTNING BOLT
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Because as soon as I run, the door will come... Right in my face.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Yeah, it is. I must say I'm a little nervous for little Rebecca.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Be nice, Granny. Please...
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Past the pie...
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Oh, nearly!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Past Tevez. Yes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Oh! No! Door face. Just as predicted.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Oh, oh, oh... She's like the modern-day Nostradamus.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26She just knew it was going to happen.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Are you all right, Rebecca?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I'm not sure she is OK. Does she even know who she is?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Oh, this is gruesome. The final stretch for the miniature psychic.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I can't watch, this is too much.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Someone tell me what's happening.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01MUSIC: "Isn't She Lovely?" by Stevie Wonder
0:17:03 > 0:17:07She's made it! Nostradamus Ryan completes the course
0:17:07 > 0:17:10in 3 minutes 21, a fantastic time.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Hang on, just got to do one thing.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Let me check. Yeah, that's all right.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah, yeah, OK. Your face is still intact
0:17:17 > 0:17:21which is a big surprise because you got quite a few smacks in it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yes... Oh, my God.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27I'm just so shocked because you are such a tiny, little thing
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and you got the most unmerciful wallops.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Granny's door, right in your face.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I know, but I didn't fall in the water.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I think that whack from Granny has gone to her head because she did.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Well done, Rebecca, we'll see you later.- Thank you, see you later.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45OK, whilst Amanda escorts Rebecca to Nurse Eduardo,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47let's take a look at the first Snowboard.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Although she took one serious beating, Nostradamus Ryan
0:17:49 > 0:17:53has amazingly stormed her way to the top of the Snowboard.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's all about the ladies, with Kim Fit DVD
0:17:55 > 0:17:57following closely behind in second.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Dirty Diarmuid has his feet firmly planted in third place
0:17:59 > 0:18:02with Jarred The Frog following in fourth.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06And, finally, it's Slow But Terry who unfortunately did not finish.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Once upon a time, in 1986, it was the quarterfinals of the soccer ball World Cup.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14An incy wincy footballer called Madonna
0:18:14 > 0:18:18did a hand goal, which meant England could not play soccer ball any more.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22The goalkeeper that day was the legend that is Peter Shilton.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25But being the true English hero that he is,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Peter's forgiven, he's forgotten.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30He's so over it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40OK, maybe we shouldn't have invited him here,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43this was poorly thought out. Kids, don't do this at home. In fact, look away.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47OK, see, it's all resolved now, let's never mention it again.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Good luck out there today, Peter. - Thank you very much, I might need it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hand of God!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Nice one, Amanda. - Please don't remind me again.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I'm in Argentina, the home of Maradona,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01but I'm not going to cheat, I'm going to win fairly.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05This is just awkward all round. I didn't see this coming.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06And the Honky whistle's been blown,
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Shilton's taking it slow.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10As they say, "Softly, softly, catchy Wipeouty trophy."
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yeah, you got it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19You can't do that to him, this man's a legend. Hold on!
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Right, new rule - from now on
0:19:20 > 0:19:23the course can't knock a legend into the water.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, that's the hand of Granny,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27she doesn't play by the rules.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35WHISTLE BLOWS
0:19:35 > 0:19:38There's the whistle, it must be half-time for Peter Shilton.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Oh, he's got loads in here. No way he'll eat them all!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Right, back to the action. Who's next?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49From one sports personality to another,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52this is Ashia Hansen the triple jumper.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53She's got an MBE and held the world record
0:19:53 > 0:19:56for jumping the length of two double-decker buses.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00She's basically superhuman, which could be an advantage.
0:20:00 > 0:20:06If you could, give me a motivational sentence as to how well you're going to do out here today.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Go for it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Not looking good. LAUGHTER
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Not good so far.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18It's not a good start.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23If it doesn't smack you in the face, it only makes you stronger!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25She's finally found her motivational voice.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Will this smack her in the face, or make her stronger?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Oh, she's not going to let anything smack her in the face.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's it, hang on.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39She's superhuman.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Oh, and now she's super soggy.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46She's got over 100 medals.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50They must be weighing her down, shouldn't have worn them today.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Onto Granny's House now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Just steps over Tevez.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58The Olympian trying to throw a dummy at the door.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Oh, one of me MBEs!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Granny's a republican, that's the problem.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Now, onto the balls. Ashia can jump the length of two double-decker buses,
0:21:17 > 0:21:20so this is just one hop, skip and...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Argh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh, yes... No!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26And a plop into the water.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29She didn't do it, do it, do it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I'm faintly disappointed, I don't like to build it up
0:21:33 > 0:21:35but you know... OK.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Triple jump is all about timing, you see.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41And that was bad timing.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Good hopping, though.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45# Jump, jump, jump
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Jump, jump, jump
0:21:47 > 0:21:48# Jump, jump, jump... #
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Are there any expensive insurance implications here?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56So Hip Hop Hansen completes the course
0:21:56 > 0:21:58in 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Meet the multi-talented Andrew Stone.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Singer...
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Songwriter...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Dancer...
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Choreographer...
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Teacher, actor, DJ.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17TV personality, producer...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Andrew Stone, you are one of the busiest people alive!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You've exhausted me saying all of that,
0:22:28 > 0:22:32I don't know where I've got the room in my life to do that kind of thing.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I can do this, it's going to be my secret when I get around the course.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Oh, yeah...
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Look, he's made it into a magazine,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40proper celebrity star.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41There you go, look at that.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Star Man has landed, it's time to fly or die.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I'm the triple threat and I'm going to show you why.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Star Man! David Bowie's here. Brilliant!
0:22:51 > 0:22:55OK, he's off. Time to put his many talents to the test.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Argh!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Oh, ho, ho!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Oh, what a scoop, Andrew Stone running away from Snowballs.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Too late, Snowballs shopped him, hit and tell. It happens.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12From the Big Brother House to Granny's House.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Will he be first out again?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Made a bit of a mess of that. Oh, dear.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Papped whilst being beaten up by an old lady, embarrassing for a celebrity.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Andrew's starting a relationship with the Big Red Balls,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28will it be up, down, on, off? Let's see.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, it's on!
0:23:32 > 0:23:3399p... Bargain!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Oh, now it's off.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Celebrity relationships can be so fickle.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Yet to witness any of Andrew's actual talents,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44maybe the Log Jam is more his thing.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Here we go.- Check you out.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Hang on... Wow! It IS his thing.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51With a time of 2 minutes 48
0:23:51 > 0:23:53that is a pretty hot performance.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Impressive stuff.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Yeah, man.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yeah, baby.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00That's how it's done, man.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Talent ahoy.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05OK, boys, it's time to welcome the rather good-looking Sophie Anderton.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07She is a model.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10That's modelling she's doing there.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15This looks funny, is that camera broken?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Just needs a good kick, it'll work in a minute.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Hit it with your shoe.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Are you fit, Sophie?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I'm very fit, and I'm a bit of a health buff these days.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I'm hoping that having long legs and long limbs
0:24:27 > 0:24:29is actually going to work in my favour.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31How desperately do you want to win this?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Look at my eyes, I'm desperate.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I hope you enjoy, guys.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42And it's down the catwalk for model Sophie.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44My face, my fortune.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Oh, not the face, not the face.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It wasn't... It was. Right in the money-maker.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Oh, that's bad.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53That's going to be expensive.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57So the fit model approaches Granny's House.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Granny's into modelling, she makes Airfix Messerschmitts.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01# I think you are really fit...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Argh!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06# You're fit, but my gosh Don't you know it! #
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Hope those long legs are good at swimming.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Sophie and her expensive face approach the Balls.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23She'd have been better doing this in her heels.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Yeah, that's definitely the problem. I bet she would be.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Only three more jumps to the finish.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I can't do this.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Come on, Sophie. Oh, she's turning back.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Wait a minute, she's going for it.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39She's brave, yes!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Got her second wind.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Oh, that cabbage soup diet does that.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Oh!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh, my God, I can't do this.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Oh, still looking fabulous.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- SHE SCREAMS - Yes!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Over the first piece of toast.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Come on, Sophie. Lending a touch of glamour.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Sort of... Oh, dear.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Not the fastest time, but she did it in style.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Sophie and her expensive face complete the Qualifier in 5.15.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24No, you can't have Sophie's number. She wouldn't fancy you anyway.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Yes, I know you went out with Kate Moss,
0:26:26 > 0:26:28but that didn't work out, did it?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Models like fine dining and fancy parties.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You like tyre swings and eating bananas.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Frankly, you smell of monkey.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39See? Amanda's got a whiff of you.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45There's an air of je ne sais quoi in the air.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49It's not monkey, it's Emmerdale actor James Sutton's aftershave.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Ladies do love the "Sutton" effect.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55One spray and they won't stay away.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm coining that, I said it.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01You're looking good. Have you done something with your hair?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- You're all right on the eye, boy, you!- Oh, bless you.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- I'm very well. I'm hot, but I'm very well.- Very hot.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Fitty McFit in every way.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14I think he's put Amanda under his smell spell. It'll wear off.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17James Sutton out of Emmerdale Farm is off. Oh!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Stopping... He's off.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Will the nasty Snowballs fall for the Sutton effect? No.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Urgh!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25James is the only one doing any falling.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Now, I happen to know that Granny loves a fragrant lothario.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Oh no... Specifically, she prefers the smell of lavender and sprouts.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Amanda's still intoxicated, though. Look at the look...
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Now there's a stampede of Argentine girls at the gates,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50they must be attracted to his heady aroma.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Here we go. One...
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Two...
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Let's call it three. The girls must have put him off.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Onto the logs now.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Come on, James!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Amanda's just entranced.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10She can't help herself, she'll be writing him poems next.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Almost there...
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Second piece of toast.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18He's doing well.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19He might just make this.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Oh!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Yes, he's done it. Not only is he annoyingly good-looking,
0:28:27 > 0:28:30he's also fast, 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33James The Scent Of Sutton is top of the Snowboard.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37You were really, really good!
0:28:37 > 0:28:38- Was I?- Yes!
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Did I do it fast? - You made it to the third ball.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Did I?- You did.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Obviously there were a couple of chicks there, I told you to watch your step.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46They put me off.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48And you did, with your elegance.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I'm sorry, so it's all my fault, is it?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- Shall we have a wet cuddle? - Go on, then.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Only one celebrity still to finish.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Half-time break is over. I've eaten all the oranges
0:29:01 > 0:29:02and Peter Shilton is on the Big Red Balls.
0:29:02 > 0:29:07What a hero, what a sporting god.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Oh!
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Still a sporting god, just a slightly damp one now. Yeah.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Time is ticking on, but he's not giving up
0:29:17 > 0:29:19and that's what makes him so amazing.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I don't care that he fell in - he came, he saw,
0:29:27 > 0:29:29he got his revenge on Madonna.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32None of the crowd are on the pitch, but I think it is all over.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Score!
0:29:38 > 0:29:41It is now - six minutes, 31 seconds.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43That may not be the best time but he really gave it his all.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45I can't believe that.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47- Legend...- That is so hard.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51I think it's not knowing what's going to hit you next.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53There were a few things that hit you next
0:29:53 > 0:29:55but you got back up again. Well done, Peter. Score, you finished.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Thank you very much. - Peter Shilton!
0:29:59 > 0:30:02So, how many points will the celebrities be taking into Ski Lift?
0:30:02 > 0:30:06The fastest celeb, stealing a whopping 10 points from his rivals
0:30:06 > 0:30:07is The Scent Of Sutton.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11He's closely followed by the too talented Andrew Stone with 9 points
0:30:11 > 0:30:13and Nostradamus Ryan with 8.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Kim Fit DVD has 7 points and Hip Hop Hansen has 6.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Dirty Diarmuid, Jarred The Frog, Sophie and her expensive face
0:30:19 > 0:30:22and Lord King Sir Peter Shilton will really have to up their game
0:30:22 > 0:30:26if they expect to win £10,000 for their chosen charity.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Slow But Terry
0:30:29 > 0:30:30who is out of the competition.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35So, while Slow But Terry warms down with an apres-ski smorgasbord and aperitif,
0:30:35 > 0:30:37it's time for the other celebrities
0:30:37 > 0:30:42to get on the Ski Lift, which, ironically, isn't easy to get up to.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46They really need some sort of Ski Lift lift which is like a Ski Lift
0:30:46 > 0:30:49but it takes you up to the Ski Lift.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Are you with me? I'm not, let's just get on with it.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56It's Celebrity Ski Lift... with or without a lift!
0:31:03 > 0:31:06What do you get if you make nine celebrities jump over giant ski poles
0:31:06 > 0:31:11in a blizzard whilst balancing on a tiny podium above icy water
0:31:11 > 0:31:13with only a thin piece of rope to hold on to?
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Well, potentially, at least three lawsuits
0:31:16 > 0:31:20but let's gloss over that because it's time for Celebrity Ski Lift.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26Celebrities and skiing conjure up images of apres-ski,
0:31:26 > 0:31:30hot tubs and eggnog, but not for this lot.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34It's Celebrity Ski Lift. Are you all ready?
0:31:34 > 0:31:373, 2, 1.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40If you've got a short-term memory like me
0:31:40 > 0:31:42and can barely remember what you were talking...
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Whatever... Here's a reminder of today's ski lifters.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49He was the fastest on the Qualifier, it's The Scent Of Sutton.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- I feel handsome in my helmet. - He's a hottie!
0:31:53 > 0:31:57It's the celebrity with the bladder issues, Dirty Diarmuid.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01This is Diarmuid here, I'm world champion at falling off.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Good luck! Then there's Nostradamus Ryan.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Followed by legend and all-round hero, Lord King Sir Peter Shilton.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13This is so tough, I'm in the relegation zone.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- I need some points badly, help! - Legend!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Does my bum look big in this?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23I'll get in trouble for answering that, it's Kim Fit DVD.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Trying to keep her visage out of danger,
0:32:25 > 0:32:27it's Sophie and her expensive face.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32I'm flexible and I'm strong and winning is where I belong.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Andrew Stone, his talents know no limits.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Am I supposed to shout it?
0:32:40 > 0:32:43You're still not making me motivated, it's Hip Hop Hansen.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Finally, it's Jarred The Frog.
0:32:45 > 0:32:49This train is turning into a nightmare, to be honest.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Really tough.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55My arms are tired. I'm OK though.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Good, so everyone's happy.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01See, look at their smiley, happy faces there.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03I do not like this!
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Sophie may not find it fun, but I do.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10The blizzard has started, it's about to get very slippy.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Activate the scary ski poles - activated.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- There is King Peter. - Good man, Peter.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Oh, Nostradamus Ryan has been hit, didn't see that one coming.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Swinging wildly now.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33The invisible celebrities are doing well there!
0:33:34 > 0:33:35Oh, just misses Jarred.
0:33:37 > 0:33:42Here's the second pole. Oh, a double hitter.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- Hang on!- But he's OK.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Hip Hop Hansen, hip hopping over easy.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56They're all doing pretty well, I wish someone would fall off already.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Oh, hang on, you wait for one celebrity to fall
0:33:59 > 0:34:01and two plummet at once.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Who was that?
0:34:02 > 0:34:06I think it was Nostradamus Ryan and Jarred The Frog both went.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Rebecca was just too teeny weeny for this game.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Falling so early on will get her only two points for that.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15Jarred The Frog fell spectacularly next. It's not over for them yet,
0:34:15 > 0:34:18we'll have to see how this affects their total scores.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Lord King Sir Peter Shilton. Oops!
0:34:23 > 0:34:28Oh, referee! Give it a purple card, foul play.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Peter has tumbled out of the game with only three points.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34On the positive side, that's a hat-trick, isn't it?
0:34:34 > 0:34:39That leaves Ashia, Diarmuid, Kim, James, Andrew and Sophie.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Scratch that, Sophie's just gone there.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43They're dropping like celebrity flies!
0:34:43 > 0:34:47I don't think Sophie would like being compared to a fly.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Five to go.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51A good leap from Diarmuid.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Not such a good leap from actress Kim.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Oh, that was horrific.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00That move will probably not make her pretend fitness DVD.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03No, that's not good for you, ouch!
0:35:03 > 0:35:07- Back to the action.- Come on, James!
0:35:07 > 0:35:08Amanda's still under James's spell.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Athlete as she is, holding on for dear life
0:35:11 > 0:35:13and jumping like the pro she is.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Diarmuid not quite so much, but he's still on.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Oh-oh! Took one to the vegetable patch there.
0:35:20 > 0:35:26Clinging on like ivy now. James and Andrew over again.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Safely over.
0:35:31 > 0:35:37Diarmuid. Deja vu. He is going to get hit again. Here it comes.
0:35:39 > 0:35:45Too strong that time. Diarmuid pollarded in his prime.
0:35:48 > 0:35:54Ashia, James and Andrew still in the game. Who will get the ten points?
0:35:54 > 0:35:57It's not going to be the "too-talented" Andrew Stone.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59He is off. He drops like a stone.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01He did well to get down to the final three.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03He is frothing with talent.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Who will be the last man or woman standing?
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Hip Hop Hansen or The Scent Of Sutton?
0:36:12 > 0:36:16Good jump, but James is still struggling. He recovers it.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Spoke too soon. I smell failure.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Good news for Ashia. She is last woman standing
0:36:24 > 0:36:27and gets the maximum ten points.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28SHE WHOOPS
0:36:28 > 0:36:30I think she's pleased.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34All I need to do is add everyone's points from the Qualifier
0:36:34 > 0:36:37to their points from Ski Lift to find out
0:36:37 > 0:36:40who the top-five bestest celebrities are.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44So, that plus...that.
0:36:44 > 0:36:49No. It's way too complex. Only a genius can do that.
0:36:49 > 0:36:54I don't think I can... It's just a bit... It's hard.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57We're going to have to stop there as those sums are impossible.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01It has been a great show. Thank you to everybody. Thank you to you.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03To be honest...
0:37:03 > 0:37:04Hold on a minute.
0:37:04 > 0:37:10Who did that? It must be some kind of genius. They have saved the show.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14Was it the janitor? Do we have a janitor? What is a janitor?
0:37:14 > 0:37:18Today's celebrity top trump scoring 10 points on the Qualifier
0:37:18 > 0:37:21and 9 on Ski Lift is The Scent Of Sutton.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Following closely behind with 17 is the too-talented Andrew Stone.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28A spectacular performance on the Ski Lift means
0:37:28 > 0:37:31that Hip Hop Hansen is now in third place with 16 points.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Kim Fit DVD is in fourth with 13.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37The final celebrity to qualify for Winter Blunderland
0:37:37 > 0:37:39is Dirty Diarmuid with 12 points.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42All of which means it is time to say au revoir to the losing celebrities.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48I am quite relieved that my time is done now
0:37:48 > 0:37:51cos it is a lot tougher than it looks.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55I will never take the mickey out of a celebrity doing Wipeout ever again.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Obviously finishing at the bottom is not what I'm used to.
0:37:58 > 0:38:03I was always up against it, but I managed to not be the first
0:38:03 > 0:38:06to come off. That would've been a disaster.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09I am disappointed about being the first one knocked off.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11No-one wants to be the first one knocked off.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15It took a lot out of me, but it was so much fun.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22I'm just happy to survive. I went out there
0:38:22 > 0:38:23thinking, I'm going to survive.
0:38:23 > 0:38:28The one goal was, don't fall off first. I fell off second.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30That is a victory.
0:38:30 > 0:38:35# Who's going to drive you home tonight? #
0:38:46 > 0:38:49Round and round and round it flew -
0:38:49 > 0:38:53that death trap made of foam and glue, as the old proverb goes.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Probably.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56The celebrities get spun, then try
0:38:56 > 0:39:00and make it across a miscellany of rotating obstacles.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Last one across gets eliminated,
0:39:02 > 0:39:05then the remaining four do it all again. Same rules apply -
0:39:05 > 0:39:08last one over is out, leaving today's three finalists.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10To encourage them on their way,
0:39:10 > 0:39:14Eduardo and Eduardino will be chucking giant snowballs
0:39:14 > 0:39:16from their Alpine Lodge. Nice!
0:39:16 > 0:39:20It's Winter Wonderland. Are you ready?
0:39:20 > 0:39:22CHEERING
0:39:22 > 0:39:25They were born ready. Three, two, one!
0:39:27 > 0:39:31That strange homogenised blur of grimacing faces is actually
0:39:31 > 0:39:33made up of five distinct celebrities.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36She's the pretend keep fit lady who's actually an actress -
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Kim Fit DVD.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44He's not bi- or tri-talented, he's multi-talented.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47He's the too-talented Andrew Stone.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49He's filthy from all the gardening he does. It's Dirty Diarmuid.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Just a hop, skip and a jump away from the Wipeout Zone,
0:39:54 > 0:39:56it's Hip Hop Hansen.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01And fifthly and finally, this actor smells nice,
0:40:01 > 0:40:02it's The Scent Of Sutton.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05KLAXON
0:40:05 > 0:40:08That distinctly underwhelming klaxon means the game is afoot
0:40:08 > 0:40:12- and Andrew is off like a shot. - Andrew Stone, straight out of the gate.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14First challenge is The Frosty Flipper.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19And out of nowhere, James comes and...
0:40:19 > 0:40:24Oh, falls straight in. Oh, and Andrew's in too. Yeah, it's a swim back to the start for them.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Here's Ashia now.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Hop, skip...dunk.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Dirty Diarmuid and Kim Fit DVD's turn now. Go on, give it a go.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35- Are you going to go, Diarmuid? - It's a trick. Don't fall for it, Diarmuid.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- Go on, Diarmuid!- I knew it, now Kim has the course all to herself.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Here she goes. How does James keep appearing like that?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Oh, dear! It has to be said,
0:40:44 > 0:40:48the Frosty Flipper doesn't normally present this much of a problem.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Andrew fires himself at The Flipper and he's up and over.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Next stop - The Crankshaft.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57He's on.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00Come on, Andrew.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03OK, so they are bunching up back at the start
0:41:03 > 0:41:06but Andrew's opening up a healthy lead here on The Crankshaft.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Oh, no, less healthy lead now.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13You see? Always know where the cameras are. What a pro.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Ashia now. Over.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21James and Diarmuid over too, getting crowded now
0:41:21 > 0:41:23but James has stolen the lead. Sneaky!
0:41:23 > 0:41:27Can he do any better than Andrew on The Crankshaft?
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Kim biding her time.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Unusually the snowballs going wide today.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- Ooh...yes!- Ro-terror-tator next.
0:41:35 > 0:41:40- Kim acting like she doesn't know what to do.- I've got no energy.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43One more jump and you can have a banana. They're good for energy, aren't they?
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Look, can you not spin it, please?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- Ha-ha!- No, we can't stop it, James. You just have to get off, and he does.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55The Scent Of Sutton is the first one through to Heat Two.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59The Too-Talented Andrew Stone now. Onto The Ro-terror-tator not far behind.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02And finally Kim has set off.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06Oh, that was Dirty Diarmuid going for a dip. That'll clean him up. Andrew now.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Oh, decides to join him!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13His talents don't extend to mounting foam blocks, it seems.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Well, good to know what you can't do as well as what you can.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Ashia is next to attempt The Ro-terror-tator.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20The dismount, here we go.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Yes, she's onto The Iceberg.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Eduardino's got his eye in, direct hit,
0:42:27 > 0:42:31but Ashia's not perturbed. Will she be joining James in Heat Two?
0:42:32 > 0:42:35- Yes!- And yes, she's through.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37That leaves Diarmuid The Gardener, Kim The Actress
0:42:37 > 0:42:38and Andrew... Not sure what he does.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Oh, that's Diarmuid in. Somehow Kim's out in front now.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Where's Diarmuid going?
0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Diarmuid?- Diarmuid, come back.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48What am I doing?
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Steeling herself for that final leap...and she's through.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58A superb effort, one place left and Andrew wants it.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Ooh, no. That's a bad place to fall with only one spot left in Heat Two.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Either Andrew or Diarmuid is about to be eliminated.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Diarmuid's got the edge on Andrew now. Can he capitalise?
0:43:09 > 0:43:12The Ro-terror-tator is running out of diesel. Look, it's slow.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Eduardino isn't, though. Ooh, no, Diarmuid's gone in as well.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19That was a carbon copy of Andrew's tumble.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Has Diarmuid just handed the win to Andrew?
0:43:22 > 0:43:25Not looking good for the green-fingered Irishman.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Good luck. You're nearly there.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32What a gent. Aw, gracious in potential defeat.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34And defeated he is. Andrew's safe.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Diarmuid is out of Winter Wipeout. Bad luck.
0:43:37 > 0:43:43Diarmuid, oh, no! You were doing so well.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44You were such the hardy perennial
0:43:44 > 0:43:48and then you turned into a bit of a weed. What happened?
0:43:48 > 0:43:51A floating weed! No, it was fantastic.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Exhausting but fantastic. Very slippy up there.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55I loved every second of it.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Go get your gear off and get rested. We'll see you later, Diarmuid.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00You see, another empty space in The Winter Whizzy
0:44:00 > 0:44:03reminds us all of what's-his-name who got eliminated.
0:44:03 > 0:44:04All eyes on this four now.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08Only three spots are available in tonight's Wipeout Zone.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Once again, the Too-Talented Andrew Stone bolts out in front.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13I think Kim's a bit dizzy.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17OK, back to Andrew. This is looking better.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Yes, he's across.
0:44:19 > 0:44:23Snowballed but taking it in his stride.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24Just one of this man's many talents.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28Now, had a spot of bother with The Crankshaft last time around.
0:44:28 > 0:44:29Let's see if he's learned.
0:44:29 > 0:44:33Looking strong, taking it steady into the first notch.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Safely makes Notch Two.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Ooh, he's across. This is looking good.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41James and Ashia are not far behind.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43But this is a strong display from Andrew.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Onto The Ro-terror-tator now. Just The Iceberg to go.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Kim's struggling. Back in the water.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51It's raining snowballs now.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Andrew onto The Iceberg already. One more jump and he's into the Wipeout Zone.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00Go, Ash.
0:45:03 > 0:45:08He's done it, the Too-Talented Andrew Stone was just too talented for Winter Blunderland. Good effort.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10That's probably Kim again. Oh, dear.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13But James is onto The Iceberg now. Ashia's not.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15But good news for Amanda's nose.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18The Scent Of Sutton is into the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Kim seems to be struggling a bit,
0:45:20 > 0:45:24or maybe just enjoying a nice swim depending upon how you look at it.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Hip Hop Hansen is so close to stealing that final place
0:45:27 > 0:45:28in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:28 > 0:45:33Ooh, but look at this, a late surge from Kim Fit DVD means she's almost caught up.
0:45:33 > 0:45:38Ashia needs to pick up the pace if she wants to get into the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:38 > 0:45:39Come on, Kim is catching up.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45Leaps, and Ashia lands The Iceberg, just one more jump to go. This is exciting!
0:45:48 > 0:45:50It's all in the timing... She's done it!
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Ashia completes the Wipeout Zone line-up which unfortunately
0:45:53 > 0:45:56means actress Kim Tiddy doesn't have a part to play in the final.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00- Kim, what happened?- I just needed her to fall
0:46:00 > 0:46:02and I just got off to a bad start, didn't I?
0:46:02 > 0:46:06- All right, my darling. Go and get rested, we'll see you later. - Thank you, bye!
0:46:06 > 0:46:10So Kim Fit DVD and Dirty Diarmuid bite the dust.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13You see what I did there? Cos Diarmuid's a gardener
0:46:13 > 0:46:17and sometimes you might have dust in a garden, and it...
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Yeah, I don't think I see what I did.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Dust aside, what a thrilling celebrity final this is going to be.
0:46:23 > 0:46:29We've got athlete versus actor versus...um, him.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Hey, you've either got it or you haven't, haven't you?
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- BLOWS RASPBERRY - Winter Wipeout,
0:46:36 > 0:46:40compared to the Olympics, Winter Wipeout wins, hands down.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42I have got a cold... HE COUGHS DRAMATICALLY
0:46:47 > 0:46:51Wherever the opportunity comes, I will try and hop, skip and jump across it, yeah!
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Why not?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55She's already done her bit, hasn't she?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57She's proven to her country she's Number One.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00She's fast, she's got a lot of energy, she's got good balance.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- She's an Olympian, for crying out loud. - SHE SCREAMS
0:47:02 > 0:47:06I spend most of my time sat in my pants playing computer games.
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- I'm sure she runs six miles before breakfast. - SHE LAUGHS
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Everyone knows how supple I am.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15I'm short but I can get my leg over, so that's leverage, you know?
0:47:15 > 0:47:20He's a fit guy, don't get me wrong. He's very bendy, but bendy doesn't really help.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23If he gets it right, then me and James are both in trouble.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26If he wins, he'll be up there pirouetting
0:47:26 > 0:47:29and putting his head behind his... licking his big toe. I can't have that.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30HE SOBS DRAMATICALLY
0:47:30 > 0:47:36- SHE LAUGHS HEARTILY - I'm not messing about any more. I can't have Andrew win.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Smug little idiot, isn't he? Looks like I'll have to slap his face when I get on that course.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43He's like a rabbit, he just scurries along. He's really, really fast.
0:47:43 > 0:47:47- So he'd be the one to beat. - I can't believe she compared me to a rabbit. There are better...
0:47:47 > 0:47:49Like a panther or a puma.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Good luck to James, he'll need it!
0:47:52 > 0:47:55I'll just have to raise my game and just go for it.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Never mind if I'm absolutely shattered!
0:47:58 > 0:48:03I'll be using every bit of my never-give-up-until-you-win attitude tonight.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06We're all winners, we're all winners.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10We're not all winners, are we? Some of us, obviously, you know.
0:48:21 > 0:48:27Da-da-dah! It's the Celebrity Wipeout Zone and Ashia is the first to go.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30It's the triple jumper preparing for flight.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32This is a shout out.
0:48:32 > 0:48:37I like it - brief. That's good. She's concentrating, focused even.
0:48:37 > 0:48:38Here we go.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46The last time she flew this far, she broke a world record.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Come on, Ashia.
0:48:54 > 0:48:58Her daughters, Lola and Maya, will be watching at home cheering her on.
0:48:58 > 0:49:00"Yay, Mum's got to the final!" Come on now.
0:49:01 > 0:49:05Struggling to get on The Pole. Losing confidence, that's never good.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Come on, Ash!
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Steady climb for a long-jumper.
0:49:15 > 0:49:20Trying to work out the best way to get on The Icy Stairs.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Here's a tip - there isn't one. And off they go.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Ooh, a cautious approach
0:49:29 > 0:49:32but it could be quicker than making lots of mistakes.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35You can do it!
0:49:39 > 0:49:40Go on, Ashia!
0:49:43 > 0:49:44Makes the top step.
0:49:44 > 0:49:48Difficult Descent now for Ashia and that clock just keeps on ticking.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52Oh, come on, Ash.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Oooh, well recovered!
0:49:57 > 0:50:03Careful! Those long legs should carry her across.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Ooh, not far to go now. Final step.
0:50:10 > 0:50:14Good work. Onto The Ice Picks without a single fall.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Triple-threat for the triple-jumper.
0:50:16 > 0:50:21Ooh, it's close. Oh, superb effort.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24Time to show off those jumping skills now on The Fright-cicles.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34After a cautious start, this is still a pretty good time.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Remember, this is the time James and Andrew will have to beat.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39It's easy to get stuck in the middle here.
0:50:42 > 0:50:46- Come on, Ashia. - She moves and she's out of there.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Approaching the three-minute mark
0:50:48 > 0:50:51as she makes her way to The Impossible Snowflakes.
0:50:51 > 0:50:52These are notoriously difficult.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Impossible even, some might say... I'd say impossible, yeah.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01The crowd on their feet... cos the chairs are wet.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Jumps...and falls! But that's the only time she's fallen in.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09That could prove vital. She could still bag a very good time here.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Long and painful climb to the finish button
0:51:11 > 0:51:14but she is determined to do it.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19Almost there. This has got to be hurting now.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20Come on, hit the button... Yes!
0:51:20 > 0:51:243 minutes 40 seconds, how sweet's that? The crowd love her.
0:51:24 > 0:51:29- Ashia, how are you feeling? - Um...not too bad. But it was tough.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32You were one tough chick.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35You have just hopped, skipped and jumped your way in a time
0:51:35 > 0:51:38- of 3 minutes 40 seconds.- Really?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- Oh, wow! Fantastic.- Brilliant. - Thank you.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Yours is the time to beat, but James is up next. Well done.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45That was absolutely brilliant.
0:51:45 > 0:51:51Preparing to go next, it's the best-smelling contestant ever, The Scent Of Sutton.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55This isn't fun any more, I am really, really scared. Genuinely.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58I don't blame you because this is about to happen.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00RICHARD LAUGHS
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Yeah, he's in, and so it begins.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Amazing!
0:52:16 > 0:52:20James is quickly out of the water. And who can blame him? It's cold.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Shoots up The North Pole. That's more like it.
0:52:25 > 0:52:26Icy Stairs next.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33I don't know how people stay on those.
0:52:33 > 0:52:34However James is doing just that.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37He's staying on and making very good time as well.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44This course was made for James.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Difficult Descent now. She loves him.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Oh, no! That's a long fall.
0:52:48 > 0:52:53Looks quite good fun. I think he'd be good in action movies.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Sliding across car bonnets and that sort of thing.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Right, he's got to get back up that ladder.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03He's barely even a minute into his run, this is looking good.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06How will James deal with these Ice Picks?
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Oh, he's just going to go for it. Not a bad idea, but...oh, no!
0:53:12 > 0:53:15He was doing so well but that final ice pick
0:53:15 > 0:53:17just nudged him off-balance.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20Sending him into the freezing water rather than onto The Fright-cicles.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Ooh.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25That's a long swim and a ladder climb, he's onto The Snowflakes now.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Come on, James!
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Unfortunately I feel Ashia may have lost this one.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36James is just too fast. Onto The Impossible Snowflakes...
0:53:36 > 0:53:39He's down! This is a super-hard obstacle. James is a fast swimmer,
0:53:39 > 0:53:42I can't see that denting his time too badly.
0:53:42 > 0:53:43He could still do this.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46Just this final climb to go. And...
0:53:46 > 0:53:49Go, go, go!
0:53:49 > 0:53:50Yes! Oh, wait...
0:53:50 > 0:53:53Oh, he tried to press the button too early and that almost cost him.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Just needs to haul himself up. No strength left.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59Come on, this is painful to watch! Nearly there.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03He's done it. 2 minutes 28, that is an excellent time.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05I think James is spent. Hardly surprising.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09- You people are sadists!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:54:09 > 0:54:14James, you have been on fire all day.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17But Ashia was equally brilliant here tonight.
0:54:19 > 0:54:23You're still smoking hot, James, cos your time was faster than Ashia.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Oh, I'm sorry, my darling, but well done.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30- Mwah!- Go and join the others for me, would you? All right.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33You know what this means, James. Oh, yeah!
0:54:33 > 0:54:35Means I'm still in the game.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39You certainly are. But Andrew is up next. Let's watch.
0:54:39 > 0:54:43Will Andrew be adding Winter Wipeout Champion to his bulging CV?
0:54:43 > 0:54:45- Time to find out. - This one's for Terry Christian.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Andrew Stone didn't came 4th... Argh!
0:54:47 > 0:54:50Sorry, itchy trigger finger. Oh, well. He's off.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52He's definitely off. There he goes. Yeah, sorry.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- He belly-flopped it. - Andrew sets off.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08As a dancer he should be light on his feet
0:55:08 > 0:55:11just as long as his feet aren't taken out from under him.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Onto The North Pole then. Having similar difficulties to Ashia,
0:55:13 > 0:55:17it seems it's hard to get that initial footing.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20- He's very limber. I've seen the man warming up.- He's a limber boy.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24That's more like it, he's limbered up now.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Come on!- Mind you, he does already seem to be tired
0:55:27 > 0:55:29and there's still a long way to go.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Onto the first one. Look at the angle of those Icy Stairs.
0:55:32 > 0:55:35He's doing well just to hold on.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Makes the leap to the second set.
0:55:38 > 0:55:43Ooh, he's not quite got a grip... Oh, bad timing! Unlucky.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45The Icy Stairs jerked up as he jumped for them
0:55:45 > 0:55:47and then they just shook him off.
0:55:47 > 0:55:51Unfortunately because Andrew didn't reach the top he's got to go back and do The Pole again.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Them's the rules, I didn't write them.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57Got to be a daunting prospect, facing these again.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- Come on, Andrew.- You can do it.
0:56:03 > 0:56:04He's going to fall off again!
0:56:09 > 0:56:10Just needs to get to the summit,
0:56:10 > 0:56:14then even if he falls he can swim to the next obstacle.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17That's it, he's safe. It's a tricky climb down now, the descent is harder.
0:56:17 > 0:56:22- Oooh, that's not good!- He's going to get caught in the mechanics.
0:56:22 > 0:56:27No, he's on. Nearly there, last step... Oh-ho!
0:56:27 > 0:56:30Chosen to do that one in the style of a seal, that's nice.
0:56:30 > 0:56:35- Oh!- Still, he's done it. Ice Picks. Flies across them.
0:56:35 > 0:56:38- James's time was 2.28. - Now, that was balance.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40Remember Andrew doesn't know that,
0:56:40 > 0:56:42he's just out there doing the best he can.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45That has just ticked by. Onto the Fright-cicles
0:56:45 > 0:56:48and... Oh, that's not meant to happen.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51He may be lithe, but he's having all kinds of problems out there.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Ashia's time was 3.40 and I can't see him beating that either now.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59But this man is a trooper if nothing else.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02He's ploughing his way through the pain barrier.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05One final obstacle to go. Cheeky thumbs-up there.
0:57:05 > 0:57:08Here come The Snowflakes.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10This bit's really easy!
0:57:10 > 0:57:13Yeah, some positive encouragement from Jarred, the liar. He's on.
0:57:13 > 0:57:17He's rotating. He's slipped and he's still on!
0:57:17 > 0:57:19He's missed his chance... Probably the best option.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21An arduous swim to the button
0:57:21 > 0:57:24and this tortuous journey will be over for Andrew. Up the ladder.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27Come on, Andrew!
0:57:29 > 0:57:33And there it is. The boy's done so well. The clock stops
0:57:33 > 0:57:36on 4.19. You've got to hand it to him, he doesn't give up, does he?
0:57:36 > 0:57:42Andrew. Listen, Andrew, you've got yourself into positions today
0:57:42 > 0:57:46that I actually didn't even know existed.
0:57:46 > 0:57:50Honestly, your flexibility, Andrew...
0:57:50 > 0:57:53unfortunately has not paid off because James,
0:57:53 > 0:57:55you are the Winter Wipeout Celebrity Champion!
0:57:57 > 0:57:59So, James Sutton, actor, fragrance
0:57:59 > 0:58:03and now Celebrity Winter Wipeout Champion wins £10,000
0:58:03 > 0:58:07for the Once Upon A Smile charity for underprivileged children.
0:58:07 > 0:58:08And unfortunately,
0:58:08 > 0:58:11that brings the curtain down on another celebrity special.
0:58:11 > 0:58:13All that's left for me to do is say goodbye from Amanda
0:58:13 > 0:58:17and literally bring down the curtain. Goodbye.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Right, you guys can go. This is going to take me ages.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23That'll teach me to bring in my own soft furnishings from home
0:58:23 > 0:58:25just cos nobody else will.
0:58:25 > 0:58:26Anyone got a ladder?
0:58:40 > 0:58:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd