0:00:02 > 0:00:04Glorious, sunny Buenos Aires, Argentina.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Not somewhere you'd normally associate with this...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09This... Or especially this. Who is that?
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Anyway, in this age of global warming there's one small corner
0:00:14 > 0:00:18of South America that looks like this. It's where a group of lucky Britons,
0:00:18 > 0:00:22including a bus mechanic, a roller derby girl and a sheep farmer
0:00:22 > 0:00:26will shiver and slide their way to becoming Winter Wipeout champion
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and ski off with a cool £10,000 prize.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Time to break the ice, let the games begin.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Welcome to Winter Wipeout.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Now, unlike the Arctic conditions down there, things in here are nice and toasty.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I've got my Peruvian mountain climber's bonnet,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43my Siberian sheepskin slippersocks
0:00:43 > 0:00:46and my vintage British hot air blaster.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hoh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49I am absolutely boiling.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Actually I'm feeling a bit wobbly, can we turn it off?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Seriously, I think I might be sick.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Here's how the course looks today. I feel funny.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03The Qualifier - an icy reception.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ski Lift - the cold shoulder.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Winter Blunderland - chances of conquering it, way below zero.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11And finally, the Wipeout Zone.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Cold, hard... That's it. It's cold and it's hard. And cold.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Which is more than I can say for me right now. Oh, hot!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Cancel my warming Scotch broth and hot toddy. Please.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26In fact, quickly, let's go to Amanda before I faint.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30I'm losing focus... Things are going blurry, hot...
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Joining me now at the top of the almighty, all-powerful,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36all-conquering Winter Wipeout Qualifier is the lovely Laura.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- How are you?- Fantastic, Amanda.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Though I don't really rate my chances, to be honest.- Oh. Why not?
0:01:43 > 0:01:48Well, I haven't been doing a lot of sport recently but I can do limbo though.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Oh, brilliant.- And I've brought you one of these.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, lovely, OK, right. I'm in the zo...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56OK, I'm... Waaahh, I'm in the limbo zone. Go for it.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Ooh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Laura, that was absolutely amazing.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05But unfortunately there is nothing to go under on this course,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08you pretty much have to go OVER everything.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- Woo hoo, come on, Amanda!- Well, she's a little bit excitable, isn't she?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HORN BLOWS
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Woo hoo!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, Limbo Laura is off. Oh, what a way to start!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21That's an early friction burn.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Whatever akimbo is, Laura's legs are it.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29While she recovers it's time to take a quick peek at today's first obstacle.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Man has conquered Everest.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Another man fluked his way up K2.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38And someone took a really brisk walk up Mount Snowdon.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39SHEEP BLEATS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42But no-one has ever beaten the Icy Hillock of Doom.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Primarily because this is the first time we've ever seen it.
0:02:45 > 0:02:51Today's mountaineers will also face these logs made of real wood laminate
0:02:51 > 0:02:53on their approach and descent.
0:02:53 > 0:02:5823-year-old Limbo Laura taking the first log in her stride.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Climb every mountain... #
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And she's straight onto the Icy Hillock of Doom.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Up she goes...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07and down again, yeah. Oh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11And logged on... And she's logged off. Only the fastest
0:03:11 > 0:03:1512 will qualify for the next round, so every second counts.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18There's one...and there's another. They're all counted.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Granny's House now.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23She's a sweet old thing as long as you discount the pie,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26the sweeper, the doors and the dog.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Timing is everything when you pay her a visit.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The curtains are twitching as Laura heads to the front porch.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Choosing her moment.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ooh... Ooh, this is superb!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Dog, done.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, no!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Should've limboed it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ooh, I think she just lost her teeth.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Yeah, they'll be collected later. They're worth money.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Laura's a marketing executive from south London.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58But will she be able to "executively market" the next obstacle...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00No, that didn't work, does it?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's the Big Red Balls
0:04:02 > 0:04:06with a supersonic forward-propelling device, the Travelator.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09See? No choice any more.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Here goes, safely on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Well done. But here is the hard bit now.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Great jump... Oh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Limbo Laura leapt like a...something beginning with L.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26But that's a...lemur? Leopard?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Er, llama?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30What's next?
0:04:30 > 0:04:36Ah, it's this pair of oversized wonky bookshelves, the Log Jam.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39With help from the rotating blade and fiery ring,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42they'll be sure to cause havoc. Come on, Laura.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44She's setting the time to beat.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Limbo queen. This should be easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49It's a long way down!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I imagine so, actually.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yes, it's even further to the nearest hospital,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55but here she goes... Oh, ooh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Didn't manage to limbo that but she's hanging on.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00This is quite a recovery.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yep, tactical headbutt and over. Textbook.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Grappling with the fiery ring now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09She must climb through and not under...or over!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, it looks tricky, this.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Hard to say but I think she's done it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Which leaves one final jump... Oh! No, that wasn't it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't know why she was that close to the edge.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22At least she's having a good time. Look, smiling. That's nice.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Limbo Laura limbers to the finish in a respectable 3:45.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Will it be fast enough to send her through to the next round?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33I don't know yet.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36You smiled all the way round, even when Granny opened her door
0:05:36 > 0:05:38and smacked you in the face with it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41I won't deny, I found that quite rude.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I shan't be visiting her again soon.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, Granny's not going to be short of visitors today. Who's next?
0:05:46 > 0:05:51This is 24-year-old Darren from Canterbury. He's magic.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hello.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- What's your best trick, then? - Let me show you.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Hang on a second.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Sorry, that's a very pants joke. I won't bother with that.- Uh-huh, yep.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Bit of a sad story, actually. I bought myself a wallet the other day.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09I got all the way here and all of my money had completely disappeared.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12'He is magic, that's magic!'
0:06:12 > 0:06:14That's... That's it. Too windy for that.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21My name's Dazzling Darren but most people call me
0:06:21 > 0:06:25The Magical Wizard and I'm going to make this course...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27look like an illusion. Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28OK(!)
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Dazzling Darren's out of the starting blocks.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Ooh...ow! His first trick,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37escape from that pool without a stomach bug.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Now that IS magic.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44# Climb every mount... #
0:06:44 > 0:06:46That was easier than I'd hoped, actually.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Making light work of the Logs again.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Right. Well, Granny's House next. Can he pull it out of the hat?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Ducks the Cream Pie... Oh, not the door. No.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Where's he gone? He's disappeared. He's good at this magic thing.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04And like magic, he's up and heading towards Tevez...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Dodged. Approaching Granny's back door with caution now,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I don't blame him.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yes...no, no!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh, just clipped him as he tried to escape.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16# ..I'm a magic man. #
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Darren is flying round the Qualifier. Travelator next.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Can he conjure up something special here for us?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Here we go.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Oh, amazing! Ooh, look at that.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Paul Daniels would be proud of that performance...I imagine.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Great wedge and then a backwards dive into the wintry waters below.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Just the Log Jam to go for the mini-magician.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Ooh! A-grade Hollywood jump there, superb work. Look at that.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Bit of a roll as well.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Can Darren get into the Magic Circle?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Ooh, yes, using his head to break the fall. Clever.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- Now for the final trick. - Now you see him...- Argh! - ..Now you don't.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Ah, a magical moment to cherish forever.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06# Magic moments... #
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Now You See Him, Now You Darren reaches the finish
0:08:10 > 0:08:12in three minutes, 53 seconds.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14See? Magic.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- # Fruit salad... # - This is Sophia from Cornwall.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23You might think an ordinary cider promo girl, but no.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25She leads an amazing double life.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27For when Sophia goes near a foam-padded,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- winter themed obstacle course she turns into... - SONG: "I Just Can't Get Enough"
0:08:31 > 0:08:35..a Lycra-clad Cornish superhero. What are the chances? It's amazing.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38And she's off.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41The start being more rotten apple than superhero, I think.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- She's got good "core" strength. - She has... Oh, I see. Ow.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Climb every mountain... #
0:08:49 > 0:08:52That song's really starting to grate now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Are we going to have it every time?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Headed for the Big Balls and this is a big run-up.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yes! Oh... Bruised apple.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Sophia the Professional Apple breaks the course
0:09:06 > 0:09:07but thankfully no bones.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13The Log Jam. Not wasting any time.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17She's on but getting a rocky ride.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Just the ring and a jump stand between her and a very fast time.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ow-ooh! Ho-ho!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Apple turnover there from Sophia.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32But she climbs to the finish in a very quick 2:13.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35She's top banana. What a peach! What an apple!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39I would love to be the first apple to make it through to the next round
0:09:39 > 0:09:41but I don't know if I did. Hopefully.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Too late, I'm afraid. A cooking apple won the celebrity show in 2003. Pay attention!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49And there's a lot of support from Sophia's friends and family here. Well done, Sophia.
0:09:49 > 0:09:55- CHEERING - Yeah, well done, it's an achievement!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Who let you in here?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59A fish finger? Get out. Go on, leave.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Three contestants down, a whole lot more to go.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03CHEERING
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Seriously, you need somebody on the door cos that could happen again. Honestly.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10This is sheep farmer Phil from Pembrokeshire.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12SHEEP BAA
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Come on, come on.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Up against Phil is Chrissy Shepherd from Havant.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You see where this is going?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20SHE GRUNTS
0:10:22 > 0:10:24PHIL: Get off moy lahhnd!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28That wasn't me. This is Shepherd Versus Shepherd.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Who's the shepherdier? Who's the shepherdiest? Is that a word?
0:10:32 > 0:10:38This is for all the Preseli Mountain sheep farmers. Baa-ring it on!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- SHEEP BAAS - Well, there's the starting baa.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And Phil's gone for the power-rock knee slide.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Don't see many of those these days.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- PHIL: Get off moy lahhnd! - Now the turn of Chrissy.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53At 46, she's the younger shepherd by a year. Ow!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Phil's used to chasing sheep across mountains...probably. I don't know what they do.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01He's made light work of the Hillock of Doom though, and now the Logs.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Oh.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05That was a "baaaaa-d" move, Phil.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Chrissy on the Hillock now.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12They're neck and neck. So now for the Logs, here we go.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Ooh, yes, she's made it! Oh, no, she hasn't.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Time for a sheep dip.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Here's Phil at Granny's House.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Hops the dog, good work.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Oh, no, flap in the face. Another one... Oh, and he's off.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Pushing on to the Log Jam.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Makes the first jump but that is really bucking now.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38A seasoned rodeo rider would struggle with that.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Probably wouldn't have been doing it, to be fair.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Looks almost graceful. Almost.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46So, can Chrissy do any better?
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Oooh, cautious...and yes, she has. Headed straight for the Fiery Ring.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I think... Yes, yes! Makes it through...
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Oh, and into the water to cool off afterwards.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05A bedraggled Chrissy reaches the finish in four minutes, 35 seconds.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11But what's this? Phil's finished with 3:10,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13which means he's definitely the shepherdiest.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16That showed the shepherd! The other shepherd, that is.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Oi, you! Down! Get off my land!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25That's no way to treat a lady, Phil. Shame on you, you shepherd, you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29This is bus mechanic Joe from Sutton Coldfield.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32He's... Joe? Joe? Is he lost?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35There?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh, did somebody... It's snow, mate.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39There's a spot on the floor.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, this isn't going well. He's scuffed the snow.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Great! That's it. There you go, double thumbs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Joe, the wheels on my bus have stopped going round.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48How do I fix it?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- I don't know.- Well, you're not a very good bus mechanic, are you?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I never said I was good, I just said I was a bus mechanic.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I've fallen out of a bus. I once drove one into a post.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Pretty clumsy, wherever I am.
0:13:04 > 0:13:10Erm, I'm... Yeah...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I don't know what clumsy things I did.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17- There's that many of them. - Good luck!- Thank you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh, mind the sign, Joe. That can happen.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25This should be good.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Right, he's off.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Ha-ha-ha! - And here's the first test.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, well, he did say he was clumsy.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Come on, let's give Joe a chance.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Granny's House and ample room for clumsiness here, I'd say.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Avoids the Sweeper and the Cream Pie.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Dodges the door as well!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Looking good. Pooch is passed.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50And... Oh, no!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56The wheels on the bus go... I don't know, squelch, squelch, squelch.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01But accident-prone Joe is battling on, shoeless now.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05What a hero! Now the Balls. Here we go. Yes! Oh, wow!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I could see that coming.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Hazardous Joe needs neither shoe nor sock now.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14This guy's going places. He's determined, isn't he? This is good.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Great leap there.- Oh, Joe! - Great headbutt as well.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Joe has to go through the Ring before he can head for the finish. - Careful!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22That's what he's doing now.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yes, he's done it, he's through. Just one final leap.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Where's he going?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Come on, Joe, come on! Clumsy.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31SHE LAUGHS
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Despite a few mishaps, Hazardous Joe reaches the icy peak
0:14:35 > 0:14:37in a very strong two minutes, 31 seconds.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Now, I don't think anyone's ever lost not just their shoe
0:14:42 > 0:14:44but their sock as well.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Only you, Joe.- I need that back, I'm going out tonight!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Don't, don't let him. Hazardous, pure disaster.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55While somebody mends the Qualifier let's have a look at the snowboard.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58So top of the tree is Sophia the Professional Apple,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00with Hazardous Joe in second.
0:15:00 > 0:15:06Now You See Him, Now You Darren has magicked himself into third place.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Shepherdiest Phil is grazing in fourth
0:15:08 > 0:15:09with Limbo Laura just behind
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- while Chrissy... - Get off my lahhnd!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13..is in sixth.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15But there are still 13 competitors to go,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17all hoping to make the top 12.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22One of those hoping to effect change in the standings
0:15:22 > 0:15:23is roller derby player, Steph.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24SCREECHING
0:15:24 > 0:15:25CRASH!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Yeah, she's going to need that helmet. - SHE ROARS
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm going to attack this course, roller girl style.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Ooh, she's a tough chick.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37HORN BLOWS
0:15:37 > 0:15:39And Steph is going for it.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Ooh!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Oh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, yeah. Always good to start an obstacle course
0:15:44 > 0:15:46with a bit of whiplash(!)
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Roller Steph attempts to skate past Granny's House now.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Pie dodge, door bump. She's OK though.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53BARKING
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Beware the dog.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Beware the door.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yes... Oh. Don't be there.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Steph's been very aggressive so far.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Can she defeat these Balls? - Check this out.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Here she goes... Oh, hello! Maybe she can.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh-ho-ho! Jumps to the second.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, Roller Steph kind of rolls in.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Wah wah waaah!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24The Log Jam. It's tough, but Steph's pretty tough too.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Easily onto the first.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ooh, balancing... Yes, on to the Second Log.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Wrestling with the Ring now.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Ooh...but gets through it, I think. Yes, she is.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Ooh, nearly falls!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40But Steph's made it to the finish
0:16:40 > 0:16:42and just seven seconds slower than Hazardous Joe,
0:16:42 > 0:16:46which means she skates into third place, nice going.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Next to tackle the Qualifier is Dapper Dom from London,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52who either didn't read the dress code,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55or has a very loose definition of "sportswear".
0:16:56 > 0:17:00I'm so excited right now to be joined by Dom
0:17:00 > 0:17:02who is a Government policy adviser.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Dom, so what is it exactly that you do?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Well, it's sort of creating a strategy that goes with Government policy to allow...
0:17:09 > 0:17:13This sounds like a man with qualifications. Almost as many as me.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15..What they need to do with the Government
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and just gives it a little bit of this and a bit of that.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21From that we would actually start disseminating it down
0:17:21 > 0:17:24the business and operationalising it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Give it a little bit of this, a bit of that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Oh, look, he can't "operationalise" that umbrella.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Right, he has.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Dom's off, and the bowler hat has stayed on.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Ooh, still on.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Is it glued on, do you think?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Come on, Dom. Operationalise that log. Oh!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hoo hoo hoo!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46And the hat is off... Yeah, it's off.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Fortunately Dom's got a contingency plan, a pink hat.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Time for Dom to strategise the Balls.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Ah... Yeah. Bad strategy. Didn't work out.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58So civil servant Dom just has the Logs to go.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02And he's onto the first...
0:18:02 > 0:18:03and straight off the first.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yeah, that motion wasn't passed.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10And Dom operationalises to the finish in just under four minutes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14But it did tragically cost him his hat.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Look at Eduardo. Finders keepers.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19And that's actually a law in Argentina.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What do you think?
0:18:21 > 0:18:26I think it makes me look handsome and yet financially astute. Huh?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I suit a hat, me. I've been told.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33So to give you a clue as to where the next contestant comes from, I'm going to put on another hat.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Yeah? That's right. Yeah.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39She's from the home of berets.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Venezuela.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44No, France! I meant France!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48C'est Elodie. Elle est Francaise... which means she's French, you know.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50To multi-linguistic Amanda.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Bonnet de douche, Elodie, bonnet de douche.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Bonjour!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Nous, I mean "we", join Elodie at Granny's House
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Well, that wasn't une obstacle at all.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oopsie.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Granny's House IS though.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- BARKING - Elodie hesitates for the dog.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, zut alors! You see, multi-lingual.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16# Combien pour ce chien dans la vitrine? #
0:19:16 > 0:19:17BARKING
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Elodie is a circus performer, so maybe that will help on Les Logs.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Non. It didn't help un petite bit, even.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Elodie ends up in "le poulet".
0:19:31 > 0:19:36La Elodie finishes in a time of trois minutes and 47 seconds.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39SPEAKING IN FRENCH
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Elodie's not the only one that struggled with that pesky Log Jam.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52It's caused a few painful finishes so far, like this.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55And this.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58And... Ow! This.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01So far today, only Roller Steph has conquered the Log Jam
0:20:01 > 0:20:04but can these three lovely assistants follow her lead?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08First of the trio is Rachel, the care assistant.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Hi, Rachel.- Hello, you all right? - I'm all right, how are you?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- You all right?- Not too bad!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Then there's Tori, the legal assistant.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'm actually petrified, I'm so scared.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Don't be scared.- I don't want to cry.- Give me a hug.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Give me a Wintery Wipeout hug.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28And making up the assistant trinity it's Jo, who's a...choir assistant.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I do a lot of humming.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34SHE HUMS A SINGLE NOTE
0:20:34 > 0:20:39Mm. So, can Jo Hummer hit the high notes on the Log Jam?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46No, no, just a bum note.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Next assistant, please! This one's broken.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53It's Tori's go on the Logs.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Makes it onto the second log.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Squeezing through the Fiery Ring.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Nearly there. Come on, Tori!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Yes! She's nearly done it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09This is it, she's almost over.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14No. No.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Tori was about 60% on there.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Another Log Jam failure.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Finally, care assistant and Yorkshire lass Rachel
0:21:27 > 0:21:29versus the Logs.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Good start.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35One leg through. Doesn't look too comfortable.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Now, oh...yes, now she's through.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Come on, Rachel! Do it for the assistants.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42For assistants everywhere.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Yes! Rachel didn't need any assistance at all.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Second person over the Logs today
0:21:48 > 0:21:50and a time of four minutes 57.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51She may not top the leaderboard,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54but she certainly stuck it to the Log Jam.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Now, this is 36-year-old Justin, a ker-azy local radio presenter.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05That doesn't necessarily mean he's annoying.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I was one as well once, you know, that's where I started. All that time ago.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13Boom, boom, shake, shake, shake the room! Wicky, Wicky, Winter Wipeout.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14I'll give him one more chance.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Granny's got some Megadeth on the gramophone.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Glad she's out of her Slipknot phase. That was terrible.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, Wet Wet Wet.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23These are all records I'm talking....
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I suspect the Doors are off his playlist.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29But he's back up... Oh, no, he's double teamed by door and dog.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34# And they called it puppy love... #
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Yes, for local radio presenters everywhere.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Oh, Justin, Justin.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Justin is about to take on the Big Red Balls.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Go on Justin, you can do it. Wow!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Boom boom, shake your cerebral cortex there.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Despite spending a lot of time in the wicky, wicky water
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Just In Justin is just in at two minutes 48 seconds.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Next into battle is Zulu!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yep, that's his actual name.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10And with a name like Zulu,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13this 20-year-old must be a bloodthirsty, angry,
0:23:13 > 0:23:14fearless warrior.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16HOLLERS
0:23:16 > 0:23:17COUGHS
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Sorry.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm studying computer science and I'm currently in
0:23:21 > 0:23:24the City of Birmingham Symphony Youth Orchestra
0:23:24 > 0:23:26playing violin, but I dabble on the piano as well.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30How do you think you're going to stand upright on the Big Red Balls?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Run fast, jump really high, but fall really softly.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38That shall from here on in be named as the Zulu Method.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44It's a Zulu charge!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46It's a Zulu slip, as well.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Student Zulu reaches Granny's House. Watch the door! Just about.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Now past Tevez.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Here we go. Yes...no. Bad, ouch.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03Like Michael Caine, that door clearly has an issue with Zulus.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Right, prepare to witness
0:24:06 > 0:24:09the now famous "Zulu Method".
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Run fast, jump really high, but fall really softly.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Needs work. But, wow, nonetheless...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Well, he DID run fast. He DID jump high.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28It's just the whole landing softly bit. That didn't work. No.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Log Jam now. I wonder if Zulu's got a method for this?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Wow...he has, he's flying across!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Look at that! One jump to go.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46And he's made it!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Two minutes 12 seconds. And one of Zulu's methods finally worked
0:24:50 > 0:24:52because he jumps to the top of the Snowboard.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56There's Zulu Method confirming he's top of the pack.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Just In Justin's just in fifth, Shepherdiest Phil's in seventh
0:25:02 > 0:25:04and, languishing at the bottom,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07are Assister Tori, Operationalise Dom, and Chrissy.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Get off my land!
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Right. The next three competitors will surely have a strong chance at making the grade.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19They're all experts at running.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20First, from Telford, is Art.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22He runs marathons.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Then there's PC Luke, who runs after robbers.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29And finally, Deborah, who regularly does the school run.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Yeah!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32# Keep on running... #
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Six foot nine Luke sets off...
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oof! And launches a tidal wave in the pool.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40The man mountain hits the Logs and then the water.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Now it's teacher Deborah's go.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44The school runner dashes across.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Good work! Yes.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Marathon Man Art now.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Bit of a slip...but he's still on.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57And now he's not on. No, he's off.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Art has run 86 marathons.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Presumably not just to get here today.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04That would be exhausting.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Now, Mum Deborah is at Granny's house. Ooh! Ow!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, pie to the face,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12sweeper to the leg. That's how Granny rolls.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Art's go now. Bit more cautious.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Avoiding the door,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24avoiding Granny's dog...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Another door...the door got him.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31He tried to dive to safety but found instead a door on his head.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38School runner Deborah is way ahead approaching the Balls. Go on, Debs!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Automatic detention for vandalism there, snapped a bit off.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Art's go now.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47More vandalism.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50These runners are out of control. They're wild.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Big Hand Luke is the fastest of the runners with
0:26:53 > 0:26:56a time of four minutes 45.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Marathon Man Art is 40 seconds behind him.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Sadly the Balls proved too much for Deborah
0:27:02 > 0:27:04so she decided to call it a day.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06But her kids will, I hope, be proud.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08They should be.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK... #
0:27:11 > 0:27:16This is John and he's a tree botherer.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19No, he's a tree surgeon.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Now I've heard John's spent months perfecting his catchphrase
0:27:23 > 0:27:26for the show. So get ready for a work of genius. Here it comes.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Hello, my name's John, I'm really happy to be here.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33We're really happy you're here too, John, hello.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Catchphrase King John slides off.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40OK. Granny's House now,
0:27:40 > 0:27:42and John's immediately pied.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Oh, well. At least we know he's happy to be here.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Dodges the dog. Doesn't dodge the door at all.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52But remember, he's just happy to be here.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Even then, just as he got hit in the face. There he is.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00John's now Travelating towards the balls.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04One! Two! Oh, the side of three!
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Oh, well.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Final obstacle. Tree surgeon versus log.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10That's it... Oh, timber!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13On to the second, this is home territory for him.
0:28:13 > 0:28:19That's it, John, well done. Oh, no, no! Stay on! Hang tight!
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Yes! John gets in at two minutes seven, fastest so far today.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26With one contestant left,
0:28:26 > 0:28:28they'll have to do something special to beat that.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Today's final competitor is Dan.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39# We wear short shorts... #
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Those are short shorts. Really short shorts.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45They're basically underpants. Has he forgotten his PE kit?
0:28:45 > 0:28:49I did that once. Memory's never left me.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Dan from Warrington. How you doing?
0:28:50 > 0:28:56- I'm doing really great, thanks. - Anything that you're a little bit afraid of out there today?
0:28:56 > 0:29:02- I'm a bit afraid of getting my hair wet!- Fine, because it won't be wet, because you won't fall in, Dan.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04No, I'm not, I'm going to do it.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Don't worry about your hair, Dan, worry about your shorts shrinking.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09I know I am.
0:29:09 > 0:29:13You may think I'm a weed, but you won't say that when Dan's in the lead!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16That's fighting talk from Short Shorts Dan.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Throws himself into the Qualifier.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25Hang on, wow! Dan's flying across that Log.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Up and over the Hillock. This is looking super speedy.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31His hair is dry so far.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34And his shorts are still functioning.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Oh, not the hair!
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Quick... send in some emergency hair fudge.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42So the entertainment manager's shorts are still in place.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45And they're about to be introduced to the Balls.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Yes...and safely onto the second.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51And third! Now fourth...
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Go on, Dan. Yes!
0:29:53 > 0:29:58The first and only Ball crosser of the day! Magnificent!
0:29:58 > 0:30:01A little wobble on the fourth, but he made it.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Amazing! Dan on the Log Jam now.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06This is a really quick run so far.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Just hangs on.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13Come on, Dan! Makes the second... what a finish this could be.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Through the Ring Of Fire.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17One more jump and this could be a record run.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20And it is! One minute 25!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22The quickest time of the series, let alone today.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26And more importantly, no short shrinkage.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Time for the final Snowboard.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Top of the pile and fastest so far this series, is Short Shorts Dan.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Hazardous Joe is fifth.
0:30:33 > 0:30:38Now You See Him, Now You Darren takes eighth.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40And just squeezing into the top 12 are Limbo Laura,
0:30:40 > 0:30:42La Elodie, and Assister Tori.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48With that time, Dan has set a new Winter Wipeout course record.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51And apparently the BBC thought it would be funny for me
0:30:51 > 0:30:54to wear some short shorts like Dan's as a tribute.
0:30:54 > 0:30:59Well, clearly, that's not going to happen and I'll tell you for why.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02No-one makes Richard Hammond look like a numpty.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10But for every winner there are what I call non-winners,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13so it's time to say farewell to those eliminated Qualifiers.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28# Cheery oh-oh-oh oh-oh
0:31:30 > 0:31:35# Cheery oh-oh-oh oh-oh
0:31:35 > 0:31:39# Cheery oh-oh-oh-oh
0:31:39 > 0:31:44# Oh-oh-oh-oh oh! #
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Get off my land!
0:31:55 > 0:31:59This is how Ski Lift works. Each competitor has a little podium
0:31:59 > 0:32:03to stand on and a bar for balance as they're spun round and round.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06And round. And round. The aim is to stay upright,
0:32:06 > 0:32:12despite the two scary Ski Poles twirling in the opposite direction at ever-increasing heights.
0:32:12 > 0:32:1712 will start but only the last five left hanging can progress to the next round.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Can you feel that chill in the air? That's not snow and ice.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23That's fear. It can only be Ski Lift.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27Oh, look at their poor little faces!
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Whatever! Are you all ready?
0:32:31 > 0:32:32Yes!
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Three, two, one!
0:32:35 > 0:32:40So, who's shaking in the face of the Ski Lift today?
0:32:40 > 0:32:44He was speediest in the Qualifier, it's Short Shorts Dan.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Watch these jazz hands hold on tight.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50He's followed by Catchphrase King John.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Hurry up, my horse is getting tired.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55What? Joining those two are..
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Shepherdiest Phil, Roller Steph
0:32:58 > 0:33:00and Now You See Him, Now You Darren.
0:33:00 > 0:33:05The Magical Wizard's back, and my mind skills will keep me on track.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Magic your way out of this one, Darren!
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Spicy talk from Zulu.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Also riding the Ski Lift, Sophia the Professional Apple. Just In Justin.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Bus Mechanic Hazardous Joe.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19The only route I'm taking is to the final.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Via Penzance. Then there's Assister Tori.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24La Elodie.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26And finally, Limbo Laura.
0:33:26 > 0:33:31- I love you, Winter Wipeout, so please don't knock my teeth out. - Can't promise anything.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34And that makes 12 Ski Lifters, ready for lift off.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Oh, it's like an icy merry-go-around.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Yes, but this merry-go-round bites
0:33:41 > 0:33:44and that snow will make the handles very slippery.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Scary Ski Poles swing into action.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52They have to avoid both arms to stay in the game.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55What's more, the arms creep higher and higher as the game goes on.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Elodie, non, non, non!
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Remember, only the last five left hanging go through.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03There's Zulu, and Tori's over.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Here's John. He's made a meal out of that.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Great recovery.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Hazardous Joe looking focused. Laura, just looking terrified.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Assister Tori...
0:34:18 > 0:34:19..in need of assistance.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Oh! And I think Laura went down there too.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Tori tickled by the first Scary Ski Pole
0:34:26 > 0:34:29and smashed by the second, right over Joe's platform.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33And there's Laura getting carried away. Two contestants out.
0:34:33 > 0:34:38I'm too light and feathery. I think you need to be a bit more...
0:34:38 > 0:34:42Laura bore the full brunt of the Ski Pole there.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45It was absolutely petrifying.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Ten competitors still in the game
0:34:48 > 0:34:50and the Ski Poles are inching higher.
0:34:50 > 0:34:56Sophia the Professional Apple gets bruised. Oh, and she's fallen.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58A long way from the tree.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Oh, no, not that apple!
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Sophia gets swung out and spun around by the first Ski Pole,
0:35:05 > 0:35:10then finished off by the second. Apple sauce.
0:35:15 > 0:35:20My family and friends probably will be a bit disappointed but they'll be happy I got that far.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Here's Dan...he's over.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Elodie - ooh!
0:35:26 > 0:35:30Catchphrase King John with a giant leap. But not Darren!
0:35:30 > 0:35:31He's a goner!
0:35:34 > 0:35:38Gut-wrenching stuff and Now You See Him, Now You Darren
0:35:38 > 0:35:40is out of Winter Wipeout.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42It was like being hit by a door from Granny's House
0:35:42 > 0:35:44and that feels like being hit by a truck.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46It's crunch time now.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50The next three to fall will be eliminated. Joe's twirling. But Dan!
0:35:50 > 0:35:54He can't recover from that... surely. Surely not. He has!
0:35:54 > 0:35:58Those weight-saving shorts playing a key role there, no doubt.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Steph...safe.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03La Elodie...hit! Then walloped!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06But she's still hanging on... to the wrong platform.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07But no...Elodie's out.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Zulu's gone too! This is carnage.
0:36:11 > 0:36:15Elodie was determined to stay on but just couldn't.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19SHE SPEAKS IN FRENCH
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Uh-huh. I understood all of that.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Zulu took one in the Michael Caines
0:36:27 > 0:36:29and got tossed into the water.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30This thing is brutal.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35Clinging on was all right at first, but then your fingers start to ache
0:36:35 > 0:36:39and it got really, really tough.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Down to six now, with only five places available in the next round.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Exhaustion is setting in.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49One more, guys, just one more.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51That could be John or Phil.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Clings on by the skin of his teeth. Hazardous Joe.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Avoided any accidents so far.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Oh, no! He's gone!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Joe is the last to be eliminated.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Still, he went out in style.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14It's good fun. I'll have another go, Eddie.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Can I have another go, Eddie? - No, you can't.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24These five are definitely going through to the next round.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27So now it's all about pride.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Who will be the last man or woman dangling?
0:37:31 > 0:37:34It's Short Shorts Dan versus Shepherdiest Phil.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Just In Justin, Roller Steph, and Catchphrase King John.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43He's over the Ski Pole nicely.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Phil dodges it.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46All looking strong.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Here's Dan... Oof!
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Dan's done enough to get through, so takes his shorts for a short dip.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57A superb effort from him.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Just In Justin's back around.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02And Steph.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10Oh, Phil's gone for a big swing, and a long swim.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12He was pushed back, then he swung forward.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14More trapeze artist than shepherd.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Catchphrase King John getting a battering but holding on tight.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23And he's safe, remarkably.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Just In Justin's not had a scratch on him so far today.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Makes it over again. But Steph!
0:38:32 > 0:38:36Roller Steph meets steamroller Ski Pole
0:38:36 > 0:38:38and gets flipped into the water.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Great stuff from Steph. Safely through to Blunderland.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45So now it's between Catchphrase King John and Just In Justin.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Someone is about to be crowned last man hanging.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52And there's the answer.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56It's not Justin, he fell at the last Scary Ski Pole.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59That makes Catchphrase King John king of today's Ski Lift.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Crowning moment there.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06I'm looking forward to the next round now.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08I don't like looking back.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Partly because I try to maintain a positive outlook and partly
0:39:11 > 0:39:13because it really hurts my neck.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Look, I can only get to about there.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17No, looking forward is far better,
0:39:17 > 0:39:19that way you can see what's coming.
0:39:19 > 0:39:20What IS coming?
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Winter Blunderland is coming. Here's the long and short of it.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33A short spin followed by a long dash over
0:39:33 > 0:39:37a variety of wobbly, wonky, foam bits, avoiding snowballs thrown by
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Hansel and Gretel from their Alpine lodge.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Last one across gets frozen out of the competition,
0:39:43 > 0:39:45which in Winter Wipeout is VERY frozen.
0:39:45 > 0:39:50Then it happens again. The contestant who comes last is eliminated,
0:39:50 > 0:39:54leaving three weary competitors to take on the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56There's an icy wind blowing in from the north,
0:39:56 > 0:39:58and it doesn't bode well.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Da-da-dah!
0:39:59 > 0:40:03Prepare yourselves for the blizzard that is Winter Blunderland.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Are you all ready?
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Yes.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Three, two, one.
0:40:09 > 0:40:14So who is about to blunder their way through the ice and snow?
0:40:14 > 0:40:18King of the Ski Lift and ever-ready with a well-crafted, timeless soundbite...
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Aargh!
0:40:20 > 0:40:22..it's Catchphrase King John.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26Just missing out on the top spot in the last round, Just In Justin.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Rolling right through the competition, it's Roller Steph.
0:40:30 > 0:40:35He's today's speediest shepherd, it's Shepherdiest Phil.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And finally, fastest in today's Qualifier
0:40:37 > 0:40:42and shortly to be showing his shrinking shorts once more, it's Short Shorts Dan.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44So, as the Winter Whizzy grinds to a halt,
0:40:44 > 0:40:48it's every man and woman for themselves. Last one across is out.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49KLAXON
0:40:49 > 0:40:52That sound means its time to get busy. Whilst dizzy.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54John's feeling his way, and there's Dan.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57A more leisurely start for Justin and Phil.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58But Dan's off like a rocket!
0:40:58 > 0:41:03Over the Frosty Flipper and onto the Crank Shaft. Doing superbly.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11Straight onto the Ro-terror-tator. Jumps a spike... Oh, no!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Doesn't jump that one.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18John, hot on his heels. Handling the Crank Shaft like a pro.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Bit of a tussle there... No, my mistake.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28Look at that. That's what I call team spirit.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30It was, a rare moment of teamwork.
0:41:30 > 0:41:34But John's nipped past Dan and onto the Ro-terror-tator.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36One more leap and he's...done it...
0:41:36 > 0:41:38No, he's fallen. He fell off instead.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Oh, so close to banking a Blunderland finish
0:41:41 > 0:41:44but John will have to swim back to the ladder.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Justin's turn now.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Onto the Iceberg...but slips off!
0:41:52 > 0:41:55And what's Dan doing there? No idea.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58But here comes John for a second attempt.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Great jumping. Onto the Iceberg with ease...and he's made it!
0:42:02 > 0:42:04John is safely into the next round.
0:42:04 > 0:42:09Practice makes perfect, and that was a near-flawless run.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Shepherdiest Phil's got his eye on the prize too.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17That can't feel good. Got to get off that Iceberg soon.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Here he goes... Yes!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Not as elegant as John, but Phil's through as well.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Just In Justin's not far behind.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Only two spots remain in the next heat. Good jump...
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Oh, bad fall. That Iceberg's more slippery than it looks.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Short Shorts Dan.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35No!
0:42:38 > 0:42:41At last, Steph's assault on Blunderland is under way.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Can she come from behind to bag a spot in the next heat?
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Oh... hang on, Steph. Hang on to that iceberg.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52She's done it...she's up. Just one jump to go.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Hard enough to walk straight when you're dizzy, let alone leap.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59But she makes it with ease.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00One place remaining.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05It's now between Justin and Dan. It's very even.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08That was Dan's chance. He's gone in as well!
0:43:08 > 0:43:10This is getting very tense.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Justin's just got the edge going into the Ro-terror-tator.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Got to pick his moment...
0:43:16 > 0:43:17- Oh!- Seizes that moment.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Can he grab that one final spot in the next heat?
0:43:20 > 0:43:22I don't believe it! He's off!
0:43:23 > 0:43:26This leaves the door wide open for Dan.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28This is nail-biting stuff.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Looking good for Short Shorts Dan.
0:43:31 > 0:43:32And he's home and dry!
0:43:32 > 0:43:35And so happy. I think that's happiness.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38News just in, Just In Justin is out of Winter Wipeout.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42You were just in, you were just round, you were just off,
0:43:42 > 0:43:45you were just on, but I'm afraid it just wasn't good enough.
0:43:45 > 0:43:46Just wasn't my day.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50The four remaining contestants climb back into the Winter Wizzy
0:43:50 > 0:43:52for another spizzy din.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Dizzy pin. Spin! It's a spin! I'm getting dizzy!
0:43:55 > 0:43:56KLAXON
0:43:56 > 0:44:00There goes the klaxon. John and Dan are first out again.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Phil struggling to keep his lunch down, by the looks of it.
0:44:03 > 0:44:08John bolting forwards, over the Frosty Flipper
0:44:08 > 0:44:10and straight onto the Crankshaft.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Looking good. Dan, close behind.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19But John just powering through.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22This is where it can all go wrong.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23The business end of things.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Just one more jump.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29And he's through to today's Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Just two places remain.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35Short Shorts Dan wrestling with the Crank. He's a little behind,
0:44:35 > 0:44:38but where's Roller Steph? She's back at the start!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41This is no time for nerves. Good jump onto the Flipper.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42Overcooked her exit!
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Head first into the icy crevasse.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Bad time to fall. Dan, looking strong.
0:44:49 > 0:44:53Just the Ro-terror-tator and Iceberg to go. Ooh, that's a three-pointer!
0:44:57 > 0:44:58Good shot, Hansel!
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Dan, onto the Iceberg.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Can he follow in John's footsteps?
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Where's Phil? There he is.
0:45:04 > 0:45:05Come on, Phil!
0:45:05 > 0:45:09Dan's still spinning round. And round.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11And he's going for it... He's through!
0:45:11 > 0:45:14And really happy this time!
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Phil's not far from the finish now.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Could it all be over for Steph?
0:45:18 > 0:45:22Phil just one jump away from the final place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24He needs to get this right.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27No! That's wasn't right, Phil!
0:45:27 > 0:45:29That was wrong, wrong, wrong!
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Shepherdiest Phil was within touching distance
0:45:32 > 0:45:33of a spot in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35A real chance for Steph now.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Ooh, one in the helmet from Hansel again.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43Looking distinctly un-terrified of the Ro-terror-tator. Come on, Steph.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Onto the Iceberg. Steady now. One jump to go.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Can she? Yes!
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Steph grabs the final place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59And poor Phil is left stranded and out of the competition.
0:45:59 > 0:46:05That was baa-d, baa-d luck. You were almost there.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08I know, I know, I know, it was so close.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12You've got this far, Mrs Phil and the little Phils will be really, really proud of you.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- I hope so, yeah.- We are. - Thank you very much.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17So it's goodbye to Phil and Justin.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20They're definitely out of the competition.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21Or are they?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Wait. I don't know why I said, "Or are they?" just there.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26It confused the issue, didn't it?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Or did it? Yes, it did.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30But it also added some intrigue.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34It's time to find out what reaching the Winter Wipeout Zone means to the finalists.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38Or is it? It is. Is it?
0:46:42 > 0:46:44I'm in the Wipeout Zone!
0:46:44 > 0:46:48I'm really thrilled that I get a chance to have a go at this new course.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51I honestly don't know how I've got to the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54I'm quite relieved that Granny's House isn't there.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58I think John's going to be a very serious rival.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00He's very lean, he's got explosive power.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03I do think hanging from branches as a tree surgeon has given me
0:47:03 > 0:47:05a bit of an unfair advantage.
0:47:07 > 0:47:08Everyone thinks I'm a weed!
0:47:08 > 0:47:11All my friends and family's faces will just be...
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Dan's not a weed at all, I think he's just putting on an act.
0:47:16 > 0:47:22I'm baffled with Steph. She seems to have quietly got through everything
0:47:22 > 0:47:24and appeared at the end.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29Steph on her skates, I thought from the start, was going to be the winner of the show.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34I want to win Winter Wipeout very badly.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36I'd really like to go home with £10,000.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39First place would mean more than the actual money.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Just for the proudness, to go, "I came first place."
0:47:45 > 0:47:48To be the winner and to get the money would be out of this world,
0:47:48 > 0:47:49it would be a dream.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51It's certainly not over yet!
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Today's Winter Wipeout Zone starts with the finalists being
0:48:01 > 0:48:04catapulted into the water by the Flingymajig.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Then it's a clamber up the North Pole to the Icy Stairs.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Next it's a dash past the Ice Picks to those frightening icicles,
0:48:11 > 0:48:13the Frightcicles.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Finally, traverse the Impossible Snowflakes
0:48:15 > 0:48:18and fastest across wins a cool £10,000.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21And a less cool Winter Wipeout novelty goblet.
0:48:21 > 0:48:26What a night! The snow is falling, the pool is icing over,
0:48:26 > 0:48:28and my nose is cold.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30It can only be the Winter Wipeout Zone
0:48:30 > 0:48:32and Dan is the first to brave it.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Dan waits anxiously,
0:48:40 > 0:48:43presumably with short shorts under that wetsuit.
0:48:45 > 0:48:46And there he goes.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49He'll hit the icy water at 30 miles an hour.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53Bit of mid-air running from Dan. Difficult to do that.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Ooh, look at those jazz hands go!
0:49:04 > 0:49:06He pulls himself together after that high impact splash,
0:49:06 > 0:49:09and Dan's on to the slippery North Pole.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12He was the quickest over the Qualifier so far this series
0:49:12 > 0:49:15but can he translate that into a Winter Wipeout Zone win?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Icy Stairs now.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20Dan makes the first step. Carefully does it...
0:49:20 > 0:49:22those things do jerk about a lot.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Moves from the second to the third step,
0:49:26 > 0:49:27nearly at the summit.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Top creaky step!
0:49:31 > 0:49:33And it's giving him a bumpy ride.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36You'd think getting down would be easier. It's not.
0:49:36 > 0:49:41That step's giving him a serious bucking. But Dan hangs on!
0:49:41 > 0:49:42Aargh!
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Final step now. Yes!
0:49:49 > 0:49:51He's safely onto the platform.
0:49:51 > 0:49:55Too quick for the Ice Picks. Now the Frightcicles.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Quick feet from Dan, he's at the middle. Picks his moment.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Here it comes...
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Ooh, yes!
0:50:09 > 0:50:13No errors yet, now the Impossible Snowflakes.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17He's manoeuvred nicely onto the first one.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Now the tricky transfer onto the second.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Oh, no!
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Oh, no!
0:50:25 > 0:50:28And, as the name suggests, those things are pretty much impossible.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36So Dan drains his energy reserves to haul himself up the ladder to
0:50:36 > 0:50:38the finish.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Nearly there. Got to hit that button.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44He's up...and hits that button.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46And stops the clock on two minutes 18!
0:50:46 > 0:50:50An amazingly quick time from Short Shorts Dan.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Look at your little face!
0:50:52 > 0:50:58I can't believe it. I honestly cannot believe I got this far.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00If I just come third, I'll be happy.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04I have to tell you, Mr Jazz Hands, you've just entertained us
0:51:04 > 0:51:07- in a time of two minutes and 18 seconds.- Wow!
0:51:07 > 0:51:11- The fun doesn't stop here, because Steph is up next. Let's watch.- Yeah.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Roller Steph looks relaxed.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21Has anyone told her she's about to get flung?
0:51:21 > 0:51:24Now she knows, cos there she goes!
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Arms flailing like an A-Team stuntman!
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Takes me back. Oh, that's going to be cold.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35And with that splash, Steph's challenge is under way.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Two minutes 18 seconds is
0:51:37 > 0:51:39the time to beat.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Steph swims up to the North Pole.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Very slippery, that thing.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50But she seems to be happily creeping up it towards the Icy Stairs.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55- She's doing all right without her roller blades.- Yes, she is.
0:51:56 > 0:51:57Steph leaps.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Onto the first step. It's trying to bump her off.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Second step. Bit bouncier.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08She's taking a real buffeting.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Oh, staying on.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Jumps to the third.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Look at that thing shake! It's horrible!
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Yes! Top step!
0:52:25 > 0:52:26Now the tricky bit,
0:52:26 > 0:52:28getting down again.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Not sure you're going to be able to stand on that, Steph.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36She steps out... and keeps going!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Speedy stuff from Steph
0:52:38 > 0:52:40and that will have helped her time.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Wow! Look at that!
0:52:42 > 0:52:44She weighs up the Ice Picks.
0:52:44 > 0:52:45Carefully does it.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51She's passed them.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Now Steph takes on the Frightcicles.
0:52:53 > 0:52:58She waits for that slippery platform to come round... Belly slide!
0:52:58 > 0:53:02And she's into the middle. And now it's all about timing.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Wait for the platform, avoid the massive icicles.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08Oh, wow!
0:53:08 > 0:53:10What a technique!
0:53:10 > 0:53:12It's a safe landing! Just.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Amazing! Dan must be worried now.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Steph's made no mistakes yet and she is flying round.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24Could she be the first to beat the Impossible Snowflakes?
0:53:25 > 0:53:28No! Steph's first error.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31She never really got a grip on that giant flake.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37And she's too slow to win now, but she doesn't know that yet.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40She's still giving it everything she's got.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42It's been a terrific effort,
0:53:42 > 0:53:43but it won't be enough. Nearly there.
0:53:46 > 0:53:49Two minutes 40 seconds. 22 seconds slower than Dan,
0:53:49 > 0:53:51he remains in the lead.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54You are one hell of a determined woman,
0:53:54 > 0:53:57I'll tell you that for nothing!
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I was so scared at those steps.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03I took my time and went for it on the way down.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05I'm pretty happy with my performance.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09OK, Steph, you really had your skates on out there tonight.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12But they weren't quite fast enough, I'm afraid, because, Dan,
0:54:12 > 0:54:14you were quicker.
0:54:14 > 0:54:20Steph, hard luck. Great effort. Go join the others.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23And Dan, you know what this means, my man.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Yours is the time to beat!
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- Oh...- Let's watch John.
0:54:33 > 0:54:37Finally, his name's Catchphrase King John and he's really happy to be here.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40But can he beat Dan?
0:54:42 > 0:54:44Now we find out. Off he flies.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Crikey!
0:54:59 > 0:55:05That was one almighty flinging, flanging fly through the air.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09So, this humble tree surgeon is now the only person
0:55:09 > 0:55:12standing between Short Shorts Dan and the Winter Wipeout Trophy.
0:55:13 > 0:55:18Two minutes 18 the time to beat. Icy Stairs now.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Onto the first step. Edges his way along.
0:55:22 > 0:55:23Onto the second set.
0:55:25 > 0:55:26Leaping and landing like a cat here!
0:55:28 > 0:55:30Wow, John!
0:55:32 > 0:55:35This is looking very, very good.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38Safely to the top. Now the descent.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Ooh, hold on!
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Disaster...he's down!
0:55:44 > 0:55:47That stair wobbled and then nobbled John.
0:55:50 > 0:55:51It's a long climb to the Ice Picks.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00After that slip up, John can't afford any more mistakes
0:56:00 > 0:56:02if he's to win that £10,000 prize.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07John steps out. Past the first.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10Oh, no!
0:56:10 > 0:56:13- Oh, no!- Oh, no!
0:56:13 > 0:56:16That was so innocuous, so unexpected.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19John got impatient and slipped in as he tried to slip past.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25So it's another ladder climb.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27Then he must take on the Frightcicles.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29There's no time to lose now.
0:56:29 > 0:56:33He has to get everything right and still go faster.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Feeling the pressure, must be exhausted.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Onto the platform.
0:56:41 > 0:56:42Dodges a massive icicle,
0:56:42 > 0:56:44and into the middle!
0:56:46 > 0:56:50It looks like he's going straight for it. He runs and leaps across.
0:56:50 > 0:56:54He could still do this! Giant Snowflakes. Dan and Steph fell here.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58John cannot afford to.
0:56:58 > 0:56:59But he has!
0:56:59 > 0:57:04And that is game over for John. He couldn't get a grip.
0:57:04 > 0:57:06That's a £10,000 fall right there.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09But John doesn't know that so he's just going
0:57:09 > 0:57:12as fast as he can.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15The crowd urge him on. But sadly for John,
0:57:15 > 0:57:17he's going to fall short here.
0:57:18 > 0:57:19Two minutes 31.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22That's not enough to beat Dan. But what a run!
0:57:22 > 0:57:25Over to Amanda to announce today's winner.
0:57:25 > 0:57:27How you feeling?
0:57:27 > 0:57:28I'm really happy to be here.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30I can't feel my legs!
0:57:32 > 0:57:36Listen, you're still smiling, you have been a happy camper all day long.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39But I bet you're both dying to know who the winner tonight is.
0:57:42 > 0:57:47Grab this, with your jazz hands, Dan,
0:57:47 > 0:57:50because you are the Winter Wipeout champion!
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Congratulations.
0:57:52 > 0:57:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:57:57 > 0:58:02So, Dan Costello, an entertainments manager from Warrington with extremely short shorts
0:58:02 > 0:58:05is today's Winter Wipeout Champion.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08I hope he spends his £10,000 prize money on some trousers.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Or, at the very least, some thermal underpants.
0:58:10 > 0:58:15Now, I feel, is an appropriate time to reflect on all the great things that have gone.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18The thrills, the spills, the memories.
0:58:36 > 0:58:40Brilliant! Till next time, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
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