0:00:02 > 0:00:03Upon this planet we call Earth
0:00:03 > 0:00:07is a bleak yet beautiful snow-covered continent.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09The inhabitants of this untouched paradise
0:00:09 > 0:00:12include the cute little penguin,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14the fluffy polar bear,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16and the Big Red Balls.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18This is Winter Wipeout.
0:00:19 > 0:00:2420 foolhardy Brits, including a nurse, a teacher and a librarian,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27are about to take on the Winter Wipeout course.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32One will be crowned champion, win ten grand and be remembered forever.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34The other 19 will be instantly forgotten.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let the wintry games begin!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Now, they're always looking for ways to improve Winter Wipeout,
0:00:43 > 0:00:47so I've been on my daughter's computer to see what other people are saying.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52So, Janice94, here says, "Have you ever noticed that Richard Hammond
0:00:52 > 0:00:56"frequently makes up words in a bid to make himself sound clever?"
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Well, Janice94, that is utter "toffnet".
0:00:59 > 0:01:03So what will the competitors be "suspiculorating" over today?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06The Qualifier - it's "scariffcular".
0:01:06 > 0:01:08The Ski Lift - totally "puntidious".
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Winter Blunderland - a truly "kingcatchulet" challenge.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16And finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone -
0:01:16 > 0:01:18in a word "spensperbulate".
0:01:18 > 0:01:21OK, I've got another one here. Bieber Fever says,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24"I am outraged by the tactless use of the raspberry sound
0:01:24 > 0:01:26"on Winter Wipeout."
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, Bieber Fever, I have it on good faith that we never add
0:01:29 > 0:01:32artificial raspberry sounds. Everything is real,
0:01:32 > 0:01:37even the snow, so over to Amanda Byram - 100% real.
0:01:42 > 0:01:49- Good morning, Miss Bardon.- Morning, Amanda, you can call me Suze.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- You can call me Miss Byram.- Oh, OK. Good morning, Miss Byram.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Suze is from Tunbridge Wells and she's a teacher who loves to dance.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- RASPBERRY BLOWN - Oh.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Is that dancing and booty shaking going to help you today?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I hope so, I think my split leaps will help me across those balls.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Oh, what's a split leap? - RASPBERRY BLOWN
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Oh, come on!- Oh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14This Suze is going on a first class cruise to winner's island.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- RASPBERRY BLOWN - We've hardly started and already... Yeah.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24The first obstacle Split Leap Suze must face is the Candy Hoops,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27but don't eating them, you'll lose a tooth - at least.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So, off sets Suze to the Candy Hoops.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Here we go.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Oh! And the hoops deliver today's first wipeout.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41She won't get a good grade for that one.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45So it's back up the stairs for Suze to take on the next two candy hoops.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48They look nice!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh! Still no sign of a split leap.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Maybe she can do one at Granny's House?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56GUITAR RIFF PLAYS
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Sounds like Granny's practising a solo guitar riff in there.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02She actually does play. Here we go.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Come on, Suze, the clock is ticking. - All right, careful of Granny.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Yeah. Oh. Oh! That's a shame. Suze has slipped on Granny's pie.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17She did try one of her split leaps but it didn't work out for her.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20So Suze gets a chance to save some face,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24possibly quite literally, of course, or lose.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28She's passed Tevez, just one more swinging door and she is through.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Oh, oh! YES! Well done, Suze.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Now, most travelators take you somewhere nice, like to a plane
0:03:35 > 0:03:38that'll whisk you off to the Maldives,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42But this one just takes you to four big red balls.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Suze ascends the stairs,
0:03:44 > 0:03:49checks through passport control, browses the gin in duty free
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and...here she goes.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Wow!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Well, no holding back. Suze really went for that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It wasn't very good, but she really gave it everything.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Optimism turning to terror in her face. Fantastic jumping.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Still no sign of a split leap.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10And remember, only the fastest 12 qualify for the next round,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13so Suze needs to be quick on this final obstacle,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16the dreaded... What is it? It's like a giant toast rack.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Who comes up with this stuff? I mean, what?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Well, whatever it is, teacher Suze prepares herself and takes on
0:04:23 > 0:04:27the Giant Toast Rack. Crumbs! It's relevant, crumbs. Never mind.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- She's over the first...slice? - Suze, you lose.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah, second slice beckons.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Yeah, she's over there and here's the split leap!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Just the Jumbo Mouse Trap to go now.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42One more spit leap from there and she'll be on to the finish podium.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Come on, Suze. Do it for the board of governors.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Do it for the PTA. Do it for class 3C.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50YES! A split leap onto the finish podium
0:04:50 > 0:04:53and in a time of four minutes, ten seconds.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54An A for effort.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57If not dignity.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01This picture of family bliss comes courtesy of siblings
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Arif and Elise and they want to know who is best
0:05:04 > 0:05:07at winter obstacle courses.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Argh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Arif is a circus performer and hammers nails up his nose.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Apart from that, he's completely normal.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Elise teaches teenagers PE.- Argh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Yeah, you can just sense the frustration there, can't you?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Off sets Elise towards the most colourful PE apparatus
0:05:26 > 0:05:28she's ever faced.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Oh, she's through the first one. Oh...through the first two!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Candy hoop three? No, fails her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40She's through, Elise is up and... Oh, no, no!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Nearly though, nearly made it through the fourth hoop.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Brother Arif's go now. He might be a circus performer,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50but can he become a ring master? Oh, no. No.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Sister Elise visiting Granny's House now.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Flies by the pie...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Oh, ignores the door, dodges the dog... Oh, no!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03That door might have connected with her there.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Granny timing that to perfection.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14So, can circus performer Arif juggle these Big Red Balls?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17No! Though he did miss the first one completely.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Look at that. No concern whatsoever for his own personal safety.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26But here's a man who likes to juggle claw hammers.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Back to Elise.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She's on to the Toast Rack, over the first slice
0:06:32 > 0:06:36and takes a blow to the head. Can she make it over the second slice?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Here we go. Yes! No! Oh! No.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh, yes, eventually.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Now preparing herself for the mouse trap thing there.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Here we go. She's on. She's on.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh! Big dive. She's hanging on.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Can she make it on to the finish podium? Here we go. YES!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59That's like the second teacher today.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Is this a theme? I don't know.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Now for Arif's big finish. Can he be
0:07:03 > 0:07:06the first non-teacher to make it over the Mouse Trap?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Here we go. Oh, no! Maybe only teachers can do it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14So time to find out the result of today's sibling rivalry.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Who was the best?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I can reveal which one of you was faster right now.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Brother and sister, hold each other tight,
0:07:23 > 0:07:25because, Elise, you were faster!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Woo-hoo!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Right, time to improve this show with some more viewer opinions.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I haven't printed this out, I copied it out with pen.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36I can't use the printer. This next one is from My Family Fan.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39"Whenever Winter Wipeout has a competitor with connections
0:07:39 > 0:07:42"to a foreign country, Richard Hammond makes lots of weak puns
0:07:42 > 0:07:45"based on their nationality. Stop it, Hammond.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46"Stop it now."
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Well, I fiercely refute such base allegations. Just look.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51The next contestant is from Finland.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52See, nothing.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I, for one, think you're going to "Finnish" first.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Ha-ha-ha!- Oh, brilliant(!)
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Get it?- Yeah!- Finnish!
0:08:02 > 0:08:08- Like, Finland.- Yeah, you've made me look like a right twerp. Thanks(!)
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Katri leads a double life.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14By day, she's a make-up artist. By night...a boxer.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Obviously. Her one weakness is a fear of cold water.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Oh no! Why is she putting herself through this then?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Right. But she didn't like that, obviously.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29When Katri's done applying lipstick and pummelling people,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32she likes to dress up as Marilyn Monroe.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Just like me! I didn't say that. That's... I don't...
0:08:35 > 0:08:39That was just the one time. Oh! Ow!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43So another dip for Katri. Some Like It Hot, she hates it chilly.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah! Right, who's next?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50This is Darren from Maidstone. He's a part-time cleaner
0:08:50 > 0:08:52and loves eating donuts.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Is there anything that you're really, really good at?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Eating? HE LAUGHS
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Told you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Just hope Darren doesn't mistake these hoops for donuts.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, hang on!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I think he actually took a bite out of that one. Look.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Grrrr! Sugar-coated. Mmmmm!
0:09:16 > 0:09:21- Come on, Darren. - He's really struggling. Poor Darren.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Here come the boys. They're like Argentine Navy Seals.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I know what Darren's thinking though.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31"Have they brought donuts?"
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Come on, Darren. Yes.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Let's come back to Darren.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45This is Shavon. She's a soul singer from Hackney.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- SHAVON SCREAMS - Oh, listen to that vocal range!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Dogs all over the world are looking up right now. Oh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, no! Shriek-a-lot Shavon is off.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59We're gonna have loads of fun. Bring it on!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Shavon's got twinkle toes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Sneaking past Granny's House will be a doddle.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Here we go. Oh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah, seems twinkle toes don't have especially good grip.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13But can Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes get past Granny's pie?
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, no. Not past the door though.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Shavon might have a problem here.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Tevez's favourite meal is twinkle toes.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Oh, no, she has dodged the dog.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, Granny's on fire today!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36This is Ikem, a former world-class athlete
0:10:36 > 0:10:39who once whipped Steve Ovett's 800 metre record.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Today he's come out of retirement to put the great back into Britain.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44In Argentina.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49If I don't do well, I'm in serious trouble, that's for sure.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53I'm going to go so fast, all you'll see is skid marks.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Bleurgh!
0:10:54 > 0:11:00So the comeback starts now. Time to sit back and admire true... Oh.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01No. Oh...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Eek, Ikem!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07A minor blip there for Ikem. He's bound to be a bit rusty,
0:11:07 > 0:11:11but I'm sure his massive comeback will begin any moment now.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13This is it. Oh. What's he doing?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Come on, Ikem!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right. Here we go. Time for the comeback comeback.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Here we go. Oh!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23No! That was messy!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25SHE LAUGHS
0:11:25 > 0:11:28What tactics have you got in order to get around this course?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Right, Granny's House, you've got to be over that first bit
0:11:31 > 0:11:33and then underneath and slide.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Yeah, he forgot to factor in the slightly slippy corner on the way.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43It got him, but now to implement the rest of the comeback strategy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Oh! Where's the slide, Ikem? There's the slide. Look.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50OK, this is good comeback strategy he's working now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Just the door to go.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh, no!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57He's going to need another comeback.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00In terms of Red Balls, I'm going to triple jump it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Try and do it in two jumps.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Wow! Get ready for the greatest comeback, comeback, comeback
0:12:05 > 0:12:09of all time! Oh! How many comebacks is one person allowed?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Is there a limit?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Right. Time for the toast rack.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Nice tidy jump here, Ikem.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Oh! Oh, I felt that.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Yeah. Hopefully Ikem can have a comeback in the next round.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah, time for a leader board.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35So, Katri Likes It Hot tops the table with Sister Elise
0:12:35 > 0:12:38and Brother Arif in second and third.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Shriek-a-lot Shavon's twinkle toes have landed her in fourth,
0:12:41 > 0:12:45with Ikem back in fifth and Split Leap Suze bottom of the class.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Right, time for the next challenge then.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I'm about to meet a dustman... who wears a dustman's hat.
0:12:52 > 0:12:58He wears cor blimey trousers and is about to go kerr-splat!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00So, listen, is your job a little bit rubbish then?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03It's a little bit rubbish, but it's a lot entertaining.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06We find lots of stuff, people come out and say hello,
0:13:06 > 0:13:10It's really good, it's fun. Always have a laugh,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13just little jigs and stuff when I'm loading. It's all good, yeah.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Jigs?- Always...like that. It's all good.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19So will Dan be rubbish, or will he clear up?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Whoa! Hang on! Wow! Oh.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Nothing rubbish about that!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27He should've been a world-class athlete instead. This is impressive.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- Oh! Ow! Oh! Just... Ow! - That was a little bit rubbish.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43Maybe more used to handling wheelie bins? Oh, right in the face!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Wheelie Dan from Didcot travelates his way to the Big Balls now.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Oh! Oh! Great effort though!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Yeah, looks like the balls have disposed of him anyway.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01But Wheelie Dan cleans up with a super fast time.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Wheelie well done! Oh, I'll give that up.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08This is car crazy Jemma from Cambridgeshire.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10She's fuelled by petrol power.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15This is Johnson from Somerset. He's an ex-jockey. That's horse power.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20And this is Lucy. She once won a J-Lo booty shaking competition
0:14:20 > 0:14:22in Lanzarote. She is Booty Power.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28So Jockey Johnson is under starter's orders,
0:14:28 > 0:14:31hoping horse power will win the day. Oh!
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- SHE NEIGHS - Amanda's been drinking the water again.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38But Johnson is doing well and he's across!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Jemma's revving up to show us what petrol power can do.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47She's manoeuvred past the second ring and is onto the third.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Jemma's a self-confessed speed freak...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Oh, Ah!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58She may need a bit of a jump start here. This is just going to hurt.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Oh, no, she's done it. Last to go is Lucy.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Looks like she's sitting this dance out.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- LUCY SCREAMS - Oh, no, that's not worked.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Jockey Johnson is now preparing for the jump season.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Next fence is Big Balls Brook. Here we go.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24He broke it!
0:15:26 > 0:15:31He knocked a red bit off, then launched headlong into ball two.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Now Jump Start Jemma's here to put pedal to metal and really unleash...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Oh, it's like she's stuck in first gear.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Come on, change up.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh, no, she's stalled.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Jockey Johnson again doing a bit of rodeo on the Toast Rack.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- That's not what it's for! - This is what you do best.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58He's fallen at the final hurdle.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Ow, and look it's Booty Lucy.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Can the power of her booty beat the Mousetrap?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, the determination, the steely grit,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15almost hanging on there with her teeth.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18She's been chucked about but she's not giving up. Come on...
0:16:18 > 0:16:22use that bottom power, Booty Lucy!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, yes, she's made... No!
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Which means Jockey Johnson's horse power has won this derby.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33While Jemma's petrol power is second to get the chequered flag.
0:16:33 > 0:16:40And finally Lucy's booty power brings up the...rear.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Well, how are we feeling?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Absolutely knackered. I'm not going to lie to you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48That was a lot tougher than I expected it to be.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Doughnut Darren knows exactly what you mean, Lucy.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Cos, oh, think he might have had a bit too much of Granny's pie.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Come on, Darren,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02think if them as just four waffer-thin mints.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03You can squeeze them in.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05He'll be thankful for the travelator.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Never seen anyone actually need it to get there.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Come on, compose yourself.
0:17:09 > 0:17:15This is it. He's going for it. Oh, this is beautiful.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh. Oh. Oh.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I'd like to advise anyone watching at home
0:17:25 > 0:17:27not to attempt this after a heavy lunch.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34The next contestant is, what, 12 maybe? 10?
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's Wipeout time!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42This is Baz. He claims his unblemished baby face
0:17:42 > 0:17:44earns him a lot of attention from the ladies.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50Ow! Maybe not so much, anymore. He looks different now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Although that will gain him a lot of attention.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55What was that?
0:17:55 > 0:18:01So, as well as looking really young it seems Baz also weighs next to nothing.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Did anyone checks this guy's ID? There's insurance implications.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09So Baby-face Baz is back on his feet... What a slide.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11He's doing well!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, he WAS doing well. He's not now.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Apparently Baz is a tennis coach.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I bet he's never had to deal with a smash like that.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23He must have a tiny rattle and everything.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So Baby Face Baz is still alive and making his way onto the travelator.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Can he bring some youthful energy to the balls? Here he goes!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32One... two... three...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34three again...water.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36When Baz isn't pretending to be over 18
0:18:36 > 0:18:38to get on international game shows
0:18:38 > 0:18:41he works in Santa's Kitchen, just off the A21...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44in Kent... as a little elf.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Sounds magical. Bless him.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51On to the Toast Rack.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Come on, little cute baby-face elf Baz, believe.
0:18:54 > 0:19:02You can do it. Yes. Here we go.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07And that's why you need to be 18 or over to apply for Winter Wipeout.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Did you enjoy yourself?- Yeah, great fun. I want to do it again.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14You can't, sorry. Take your headband and go study for your 11-plus.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Go on, go home. It's way past your bedtime.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Introducing Sue from Grimston.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Now, don't be fooled by her slightly domestic approach,
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Sue is a campanologist. I love that.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Living in the great outdoors, a hunter, a survival expert,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36pitting her fragile human wits against the elements,
0:19:36 > 0:19:40beating nature at its own game.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46- Ah, not again!- What?! Campanology's bell-ringing?
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Anyway, Survival Sue's job is post-lady
0:19:50 > 0:19:54so she goes past grannies' houses on a daily basis.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58No post today then. Maybe not.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I think what's required here is someone a little bit more...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I don't know what that says. It's too fast and bendy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Fred, what is that makes you such a dangerous person to know?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I've been poisoned,
0:20:10 > 0:20:14shot in an accidental discharge of a firearm.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I was in Machu Picchu for the land slide,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I was in Chile for the earthquake.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23When I went to Portugal on holiday in 1974 as a young boy
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I got caught up in a coup there.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30This guy's a jinx. How does he get travel insurance?
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I know no danger, I know no fear, in fact, I know nothing.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I know not to stand next to you. But if Fred knows nothing
0:20:38 > 0:20:43then he won't know about Granny's pie. Uh-oh. You see? He doesn't.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Now Fred knows about something.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50As a former police diver, he's overcome poisoning,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53being shot, military coups and earthquakes.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58But can Uninsurable Fred survive the Big Red Balls?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01The dogged walk of a man to whom things happen.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Nope. Those Balls are officially more dangerous than poison.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09We can probably put that on a form.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Uninsurable Fred takes on the Toast Rack.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15If he wins today, he says he'll take his granddaughter to Florida.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18The travel insurance alone would be ten grand. He'll need to win.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Here we go.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22More stuff happening to Uninsurable Fred.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24He's really getting jostled now.
0:21:24 > 0:21:30This must bring back memories of that landslide. Just with more foam.
0:21:30 > 0:21:3315 down, five to go
0:21:33 > 0:21:37and this is Jane. She's a housewife and mum of two.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39With this feather duster in hand,
0:21:39 > 0:21:43this domestic goddess is here to clean up Winter Wipeout.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Jane's left the washing up in the kitchen sink
0:21:48 > 0:21:52and eloped to Argentina to show her family who the REAL Jane is.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56And this is a perfect opportunity to show them she's no plain Jane.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Here we go. This is it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Oh, my God!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03That was insane!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07No regard for her own safety whatsoever!
0:22:07 > 0:22:12If Insane Jane cleans her house with this much enthusiasm, it must be spotless.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Come on, Jane, unleash yourself from the shackles of domesticity,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22throw down that duster, cast off those oven gloves,
0:22:22 > 0:22:25switch off Homes Under The Hammer.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29And get busy. Oh. This is fabulous.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Come on Jane. You CAN do this!
0:22:38 > 0:22:43So Jane breaks free from her old life and completes the Qualifier
0:22:43 > 0:22:47in a magnificent time of 3:02. What a goddess.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Now pop the kettle on while we look at the snowboard.
0:22:51 > 0:22:57Wheelie Dan's bagged the top spot. Baby Face Baz bounces into fourth...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Insane Jane's polishing number seven...
0:23:01 > 0:23:05and Ikem-back's comeback is looking shaky down in 11th.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Right. Time for another viewer suggestion from the internet.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16"I love Winter Wipeout. The presenter is great.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20"He somehow manages to be hilarious and poignant all at the same time.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23"I just wish there was a live Winter Wipeout
0:23:23 > 0:23:26"so I could go and watch this brilliant show in person."
0:23:26 > 0:23:28And that comment was from a... Mrs Hammond.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32What excellent taste she has. Well, Mrs Hammond, you're in luck
0:23:32 > 0:23:36because I can now officially announce a special live spin-off event...
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Byram on Ice! It's a Winter Wipeout ballet spectacular
0:23:40 > 0:23:42and here's a little preview.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47This is dance. This is Byram.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And this is the show's choreographer...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Benny, a librarian from Hackney.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Wow. It's actually good.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Bravo! I've seen Phantom and I actually think this is better.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04OK, I admit the end needs a bit of work. Peters out a bit.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Back to the competition. Bolshoi Benny takes on Granny's house.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09So graceful.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14So dainty. Nice toes! Oh, I believe that's a swan dive.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, naughty toes. That's all gone wrong. Just fell in.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Benny jumps over Tevez, makes a bit of a mess of that.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24The Bolshoi won't be happy.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Bolshoi Benny. Big Balls.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Time for a grande jete. Ohhh!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35He's in Swan Lake.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I think you'll find this is more of a Nut Cracker.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Gordon Bennett.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47It's time for the final act.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Oh, Benny tried some sort of complicated move there
0:24:50 > 0:24:54but didn't really pull it off. Unless he meant that. I doubt it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Even the Toast Rack's a ballet critic.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Oh, look at him pirouetting his way to the finish line.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05So Bolshoi Benny begins the glorious transformation from ugly duckling...
0:25:07 > 0:25:10..to beautiful swan.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Oh, that is beautiful. The elegance. The grace.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Oh, it's all very Bolshoi.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Any moment now. Are we ready?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's going to be big. It's going to be quite a finish.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Oh, maybe not.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30I'm glad to see that I haven't got mud on my shoes, anyway.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I haven't got any mud on my white tights.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41Performing this ancient and revered Maori war dance is Natalia,
0:25:41 > 0:25:45a rugby player... from Bath...in Somerset.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Nata The Haka is a scrum half for her local team.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm sure her physical strength
0:25:50 > 0:25:53and determination will get her past these Hoops.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Oh, howzat?- Painful I'd expect.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02And this is another sportswoman - Beth, a champion windsurfer.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Her balance should be excellent...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, I should just stop saying things.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Hope that hasn't taken the wind out of her sails.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Windy Beth's used to slippery surfaces
0:26:13 > 0:26:17but clearly not Argentine snow.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Come on, Beth.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Get up the stairs!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Oh, this is painful.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Look, Nata The Haka's converted it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39- Natalia, you're going the wrong way. - Oh. Took a knock in the scrum.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Windy Beth now. Takes a fall on the travelator.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46It seems a lack of balance
0:26:46 > 0:26:49is no barrier to becoming a windsurfing champion.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Here we go. Oh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Nata The Haka now. She's got a gum shield.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58A bit overcautious.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Ow!
0:26:59 > 0:27:04- Oh, Natalia! - Good job she had a gum shield.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Nata really got a mauling there, face first into the pontoon.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Windy Beth.
0:27:10 > 0:27:16Should be used to standing on really unstable platforms above water...
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Is it me saying these things or... Sorry!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Nata The Haka has succeeded where Beth has failed
0:27:23 > 0:27:27but can she make it onto the Mousetrap?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Yes!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31She's taken a bit of a pummelling today
0:27:31 > 0:27:33but just one more jump stands between her and a nice hot bath.
0:27:33 > 0:27:38Come on, Nata The Haka! Oh, look, she's really trying.
0:27:38 > 0:27:44Oh. Yeah, make that a cold dip instead.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51Today's penultimate contestant is Paul. Oh, yeah.
0:27:53 > 0:27:58When Paul's not busy dancing, he's busy giving out flu jabs.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00He's not giving me a flu jab.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04But it's not just dancing Paul's good at.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Oh, no, this guy can sing too.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# There's no business
0:28:08 > 0:28:12# Like snow business Like snow business I know. #
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Wow! He killed a tree with a song!
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Paul's also in an a cappella choir. Very Glee.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24He sings bass - must have a very low voice.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- PAUL SCREAMS - Oh, except when he screams.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Still, less damaging than his singing. No trees fell over.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34# As soon as I wake up Every night, every day
0:28:34 > 0:28:38# I know it's you I need to take my blues away. #
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Amanda! Get away from the trees!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Paul's a nurse in a children's hospital.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Can he get past Granny's house with needing a Mr Bump plaster?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48No. That one's for you, kids.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Don't laugh - he makes you better.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58If Gleeful Paul's going to qualify for the next round
0:28:58 > 0:29:03he needs to beat Shriek-a-lot Shavon's 3:43.
0:29:03 > 0:29:09Come on! Don't stop believing! Hang on to that... Toast Rack.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Ow!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15You can do it, Paul. I want him to do it, I really do.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Here goes, second attempt.
0:29:17 > 0:29:18Ow.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20What's wrong with him?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23He's got a headache now, obviously. Come on, Paul.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26He really is making a song and dance of this.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28This is getting very close now.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Paul needs to get a move on if he wants to stay gleeful. No!
0:29:35 > 0:29:37That's the wrong way, Paul!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40He's got to get a move on if he's going to do this. Come on, please!
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Think of Glee and those jazz hands!
0:29:42 > 0:29:46There's no time for jazz hands, Amanda! Ah, I can't watch!
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Here we go! He's going for it. He's exhausted, but he's going to do it!
0:29:49 > 0:29:51# Don't stop believing... #
0:29:51 > 0:29:54He is doing it!
0:29:54 > 0:29:55Oh!
0:29:55 > 0:30:00Yeah, you can stop believing now, Paul. Turns out it wasn't true.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Looks like Shavon is still hanging on to the last place,
0:30:04 > 0:30:06despite Paul's very best efforts.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Paul takes his final bow.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10That was harder than it looks.
0:30:10 > 0:30:11Please don't sing!
0:30:13 > 0:30:17The final contestant is Matt. He's a history teacher from Newport.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Will you be drawing on any historical situation
0:30:22 > 0:30:25to bring here today in order to do Winter Wipeout extremely well?
0:30:25 > 0:30:30I think you've got to look at Churchill, really, for inspiration.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Churchill is my inspiration.
0:30:32 > 0:30:37So let's hope we don't see too much blood, sweat and tears here.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Oh.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43He's history already!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45That's an early treat for Matt's students.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Their history class will never be the same again!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51He'll appreciate being reminded of this moment, I'm sure.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Matt is also house master,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56and likes to spice up his assemblies with an Argentine tango.
0:30:56 > 0:31:01Let's see if Granny's in the mood for dancing.
0:31:03 > 0:31:08Oh, no. Too fruity for Granny, just like the tango.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Matt tried one of Suze's split leaps.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Probably should have warmed up first.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22So, a bedraggled and weary Matt makes his way to the Big Balls,
0:31:22 > 0:31:26but has he surrendered? No! There's still some fight in this old dog.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28He shall fight them on the stairs!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30He shall fight them on the travelator,
0:31:30 > 0:31:33and he shall fight them on the Big Red Balls.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40This is an inspiration. You should draw inspiration...
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Oh, it's all broken and he's fallen off.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46If Matt teaches history for another thousand years,
0:31:46 > 0:31:50his students will still say this was his finest hour.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55So today's final obstacle, and Matt's very own D-Day.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58He's got to beat three minutes and 43 seconds
0:31:58 > 0:31:59to get through to the next round.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Come on, Matt. Oh, he's gone over the top. Oh!
0:32:04 > 0:32:05Struggling now.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09This will go down in history as the great battle of the Toast Rack.
0:32:09 > 0:32:14# There'll always be an England. #
0:32:14 > 0:32:15Oh!
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Yes, he's on the Mousetrap and taking no prisoners.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25I don't know how he's still going. I just can't watch.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30# As England... #
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Come on, Matt! Come on! Come on!
0:32:32 > 0:32:35He's done it! It's a glorious thing.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37He's made it through to the next round.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Let's take a look at the Snowboard now.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46So, Wheelie Dan does his rounds the quickest.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49With Bolshoi Benny in joint third,
0:32:49 > 0:32:51and Windy Beth sailing through in fifth.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Insane Jane makes it through in ninth,
0:32:54 > 0:32:57and House Master Matt just makes the grade.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Time to wave a teary goodbye to the losers.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Now, time for my favourite bit of the show,
0:33:35 > 0:33:37apart from the Big Balls and Granny's House,
0:33:37 > 0:33:39and the Winter Wipeout Zone - that's brilliant!
0:33:39 > 0:33:43But other than those other things, this next bit is my favourite.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45That's right. It's Winter Blunderland.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46- No, it's the Ski Lift.- Is it?
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Oh, I love the Ski Lift! That's my favourite!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Here's how it works.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04There are 12 podiums, 12 contestants,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07and everything rotates, including these.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Fall in the water and you're out of the game.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Be one of the last five hanging, and you're through to the next round.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17Get your thermals on cos I am laying down some alpine badness.
0:34:17 > 0:34:22Get down! No, I mean, really, get down. It's Ski Lift!
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- Are you all ready?- Yes.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Three, two, one.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32So, a quick reminder of who'll be spinning on the Ski Lift today.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Fastest on the qualifier was Wheelie Dan.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Bin men have been around, they go around,
0:34:38 > 0:34:40and they'll stay around for ever.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Ha, ha! He said "bin around"!
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Katri Likes It Hot and Bolshoi Benny are still in the game.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49I will soar, like the majestic snow goose. Squawk!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Strange man!
0:34:51 > 0:34:56Joint third, Jockey Johnson, then Windy Beth, Baby-face Baz
0:34:56 > 0:34:58and sister Elise.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Arif, it's already 1-0. Bring it on!
0:35:03 > 0:35:06In eighth place, it's Uninsurable Fred.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07"Snow" excuses.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09It's delivery time!
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Then there's Insane Jane and Jump Start Gemma.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Can't remember what I was going to say!
0:35:15 > 0:35:19The engine's ticking over but the tank's empty. Brother Arif.
0:35:19 > 0:35:24You may have won the battle, Elise, but this time, it's war.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28Healthy sibling rivalry there. And finally, it's House Master Matt.
0:35:28 > 0:35:34Today, I will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. It's snow time.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36I'll decide when it's snow time. Thank you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37It's snow time!
0:35:37 > 0:35:41The ski poles have started spinning, and these get higher and higher
0:35:41 > 0:35:47as the game goes on, so this is the arm at its lowest. Not easy.
0:35:47 > 0:35:52Only the final five will go through to Winter Blunderland,
0:35:52 > 0:35:53which is my favourite round.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55OK.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57All jumping well.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Insane Jane has just flown out of control. Why am I not surprised?
0:36:05 > 0:36:07And so has Elise.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Oh, and Elise is down.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18The ski lift was too big! It was very high, very slippy.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20I just couldn't hang on.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- C'est la vie. - So, one down.
0:36:25 > 0:36:26We've lost Elise.
0:36:28 > 0:36:3111 still standing. Well, dangling.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36Oh, Insane Jane narrowly avoided coming off there.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40And Windy Beth really didn't avoid it. What a cartwheel!
0:36:40 > 0:36:45That was unbelievable! Totally got annihilated.
0:36:45 > 0:36:50Windy Beth really got the wind knocked out of her.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Two down.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Argh!
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Oh, Uninsurable Fred's gone.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59I just got it wrong. That's it.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Sorry, Lily, we're not going to Disneyland. It's Blackpool.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05But I like Blackpool. It's fun!
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Hang on, Gemma.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Argh!
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Oh, that's housemaster Matt.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16So the teacher from Newport is history.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Oh, one-handed. Didn't work.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21That was absolute carnage up there. It was truly epic.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25I wasn't able to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27At least I wiped out in spectacular fashion.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29You did. Well done, sir.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34Just three more competitors need to drop before we have the final five.
0:37:34 > 0:37:40- Oh. Ow!- Got him right in the stallion.- It's getting serious now.
0:37:40 > 0:37:45Wheee! Look! Sorry, serious. Amazing upper body strength needed for this.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48They're swinging all over the place. Ow!
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Oh, look at Jane! She's incredible. Look!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57All that feather dusting is coming in handy.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03And the show is over for Bolshoi Benny.
0:38:03 > 0:38:08With perfect poise and grace, Benny leaves the stage a final time.
0:38:08 > 0:38:13- Bravo.- The Ski Lift was just, like, confusing.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Don't think I did enough finger training in my preparation.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19A bit of an oversight, that was.
0:38:19 > 0:38:24What style! What panache. What a swan song. Five are out.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Seven remain. And the ski poles are inching ever higher.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Jockey Johnson's taken a whack to the Red Rums.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34He's going to be walking funny for weeks!
0:38:34 > 0:38:38I thought riding down a beach gripping a horse was scary,
0:38:38 > 0:38:42but seeing one of those beams coming at you is a different game.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Eye-watering stuff! So long, cowboy!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48So, six contestants remain.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53Jump Start Gemma, Baby-face Baz,
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Brother Arif, Insane Jane,
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Wheelie Dan and Katri Likes It Hot.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Only five can qualify.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Next to fall will be out of the competition for good.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Who's it going to be?
0:39:05 > 0:39:09Ooh, really trying now. An athletic leap from Arif.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Desperate.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Jump Start Gemma's taking a real beating today.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Jane gives the arm a polish there.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Oh, no!
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Oh, Jane is out of the game.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Unfortunately, all Jane's taking home is a carpet burn.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28She misses out on the final spot.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31If I wasn't so close, I would have been, oh, OK, but I was one away!
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Hopefully, I did myself proud. - Ah, you did.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37I think you made all of Britain proud, Jane.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40That was a gutsy performance from the start.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43How about another cup of tea? I'm parched, really.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46So, this five are through to the next round.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Oh, Gemma's off! Really took a whack there.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Never mind, Gemma.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53You get to do this all over again in Winter Blunderland.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55That's no consolation, is it? No.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59So, who will be crowned last one left dangling?
0:39:59 > 0:40:02There is no actual crown, by the way. It's just a thing.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07It's for the honour, if not the dignity.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Ooh, Baz is out. Maybe time for his afternoon nap.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12That face flop can't have been good
0:40:12 > 0:40:15for his boyish good looks, I imagine.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19These are three tough cookies.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22So Katri, Danny and Arif left.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23Argh!
0:40:23 > 0:40:26No, just Katri and Danny.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31The ski poles are just too high for little Brother Arif.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35So the battle rages between Wheelie Dan down and Katri Likes It Hot.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Only one of these two can be the last man or woman standing,
0:40:38 > 0:40:41or hanging. How will this titanic battle be settled?
0:40:43 > 0:40:48Oh, well, settled with a giant red ski pole in the midriff.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Katri Likes It Hot takes another dip
0:40:50 > 0:40:53into that terrifyingly cold water.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56And Wheelie Dan celebrates.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04So, it's time now for Winter Blunderland. I love this.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07I'm going to watch it with Amanda. I've got my winter gear all ready.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11Ski goggles, all-weather, climate controlled snowsuit
0:41:11 > 0:41:12and my special snowshoes.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16So, here goes. Wait for me, Amanda.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20Oh, these are really hard to walk in!
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Hold on. I will... I'm going to...
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Do you know what, I might watch it from here.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39The five remaining contestants take a spin in the Winter Whizzy,
0:41:39 > 0:41:42and it's a wobble over the Frosty Flipper,
0:41:42 > 0:41:44dodge past the Crankshaft,
0:41:44 > 0:41:48a skip across the Ro-terror-tator and a leap to the finish.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Plus they've got hockey players throwing giant pucks at their heads.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55Last one across the ice hockey rink gets eliminated,
0:41:55 > 0:41:57then it all happens again, to leave today's three finalists.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01It's Winter Blunderland. Are you all ready?
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- Yes!- Three, two, one.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08So, the Winter Whizzy begins.
0:42:08 > 0:42:12Still playing for that £10,000 prize are...
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Wheelie Dan, who trashed the competition on the Ski Lift.
0:42:17 > 0:42:23Katri Likes It Hot, who said she'd be in it to the finish.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27Brother Arif, who's beaten his own sister to get this far.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Baby-face Baz.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Aged years in the last hour!
0:42:34 > 0:42:38And Jump Start Gemma, whose outfit is burning my retinas.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43The Winter Whizzy powers down.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47The competitors have been dizzied to the exact Argentine specification.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52So, it's a short jog to the Frosty Flipper.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56I think Dan's forgotten how gravity works. It doesn't seem to apply.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Oh, it does.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Unfortunately, that means it's back to the ladder for him.
0:43:01 > 0:43:07Katri is next in line for the Crankshaft, and for a swim.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13I do love slow motion crank, to see all the action.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17With Katri out of the way, is this Baz's time to shine?
0:43:17 > 0:43:21Oh, not good!
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Oh, good!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Better.
0:43:27 > 0:43:28Besterest!
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Can he hold onto the Iceberg?
0:43:31 > 0:43:35This is looking good. Just one little leap left.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37And he's done it!
0:43:37 > 0:43:41It's a real shame he's got to do it all again in a few moments, but he's done it.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45Hot on his heels is Dan, again.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Katri takes a cold dip. She won't like that.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51I don't think Dan knows which way is up.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57But he has just discovered which way is down.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Dan got to enjoy a nice spin on the iceberg.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Unfortunately, it's back to the ladder yet again for him.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09Katri past the Crank Shaft and now it's Ro-terror-tator time.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Ooh, the ice hockey team trying to put Katri off.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15And I think it's worked.
0:44:15 > 0:44:19Katri on the floor again. Luckily not in the water.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Quickly back on to her feet and onto the iceberg.
0:44:22 > 0:44:26Good work, Katri. She's just got to keep her balance now.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Oh, she didn't keep her balance.
0:44:32 > 0:44:39- Still, Jemma hasn't even made it over the Frosty Flipper yet. - I can't do this!
0:44:39 > 0:44:44- Come on, Alan!- Meanwhile, Arif is having his first go on the Ro-terror-tator.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Make that on the iceberg. Just one steady leap and he's through.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Keep it together now.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54Perfect! Two places left. Is Dan about to claim one of them?
0:44:56 > 0:45:00Ooh, yes, he is. It's just Jemma and Katri left now.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Oh, and that's a heck of a slap shot from the ice hockey boys.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09But it doesn't seem to have put Katri off.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14Katri's a little bit discombobulated but she will "Finnish". Get it?
0:45:14 > 0:45:15Can Katri qualify?
0:45:17 > 0:45:19One last leap.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Yes, she's done it! Safely across!
0:45:21 > 0:45:25Which means Jemma won't get to have a go on the Winter Wipeout zone.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29Gemma, oh, my darling, talk to me. You are not best pleased, are you?
0:45:29 > 0:45:34That was just so hard, I couldn't jump over it.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Well, done you for getting this far, my darling, OK?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39But you can't go any further. We'll see you later.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40OK, thank you.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43So, congratulations are in order for Baby Face Baz,
0:45:43 > 0:45:47Brother Arif, Katri Likes It Hot and Wheelie Dan.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Although un-congratulations are also in order,
0:45:50 > 0:45:53as they've got to go through the whole thing all over again.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55YODELLING
0:45:57 > 0:46:00And Arif shoots out first. Katri hot on his tail.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05- SHE SCREAMS - But not for long.
0:46:05 > 0:46:09Brother Arif seems very confident now.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Here comes Dan. A little close for comfort.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15Luckily, he seems to be politely waiting his turn on the Crankshaft.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Oh, no! Arif falls at the last hurdle.
0:46:20 > 0:46:25If you can call that a hurdle, it's a crank shaft.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Dan's patience paying off. He's got a clear run ahead of him.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31Look at this, like a true professional.
0:46:31 > 0:46:32And he's across.
0:46:32 > 0:46:39Wheelie Dan is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone, making that look easy. Ish.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Baz looking green with envy. Well, his shirt is.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46Some elegant leaping. Will he be joining Dan in the Winter Wipeout Zone?
0:46:46 > 0:46:50Both looking good. Yes, he will! Baby Face Baz is through!
0:46:50 > 0:46:54So it's the battle of the red shorts, Katri and Arif.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Oh, Arif is down!
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Oh, look at that.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- Oh, come on! - Oh, no! Arif is off!
0:47:08 > 0:47:13That's advantage Katri. But she's looking tired now.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15On the Ro-terror-tator.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19Keeping it together, making the leap on to the Iceberg,
0:47:19 > 0:47:21can she make that final leap?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24She's like Terminator now. Come on, Katri!
0:47:24 > 0:47:28Yes! Katri is through to the Winter Wipeout Zone!
0:47:28 > 0:47:32- SHE SCREAMS - Well done, her. Bad luck, Arif.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36You were so close but you were so very, very far.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Consolation good kiss.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42SHE SCREAMS
0:47:46 > 0:47:49No-one ever kisses ME on this programme.
0:47:49 > 0:47:50Back off!
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Anyway, it's almost time to enter the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55But hold your horses,
0:47:55 > 0:47:58or whatever you're holding. I doubt you are holding horses.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Probably holding a biscuit?
0:48:00 > 0:48:04So, hold onto your biscuit because it's time for a reminder
0:48:04 > 0:48:07of the gruelling journey the finalists have been on.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15I can't believe I'm in a final. This is absolutely amazing.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18I thought I'd be out in the first round.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22I didn't think anybody thought I was going to get as far as I did.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25Sneaked into the final, haven't I?
0:48:25 > 0:48:27I wanted to beat Danny in the ski lift so bad.
0:48:27 > 0:48:33I'm quite loud, very loud. Always happy, dancing all the time.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36Everyone underestimates little Baz.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Baz is going to be a demon to beat.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40He just literally gets hit by everything.
0:48:40 > 0:48:45Literally hit by everything, back up. Hit by everything. Back up.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47I don't know what Danny's on. He's amazed me.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- There he goes! - He just goes for everything, 100%.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53I was not expecting that to come from him.
0:48:53 > 0:48:58Even when he's tired, he's still full of energy.
0:48:58 > 0:49:03- I think Katri's very determined. - She's going to be a really hard contestant to beat.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06She's a boxer, she won't give up. She's trained not to give up.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09She's going to knock me out!
0:49:09 > 0:49:12I'm a little bit nervous about the Wipeout Zone.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14I think it's going to be really close tonight.
0:49:14 > 0:49:1710 grand, it would change my life completely.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21I'm not the cute little Baz that everyone thinks I am. I'm mean!
0:49:21 > 0:49:24I don't like that pie. That pie on that granny's house.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26That really smacked me in the face.
0:49:26 > 0:49:31Who's going to win this title bout tonight? It's me. Hey.
0:49:31 > 0:49:34The boy will become a man today. Definitely.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37I win, lose, no matter what. I've got enough people back home.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39They'll be proud of me.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49It's all about the Bs tonight.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53B for boxer, B for baby face and B for bin man.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56It's Baltic here. It's the Wipeout Zone
0:49:56 > 0:50:00and Katri is the first to b-b-brave it.
0:50:03 > 0:50:07Watch this snow queen beat the boys. Woo-hoo!
0:50:16 > 0:50:20- SHE SCREAMS - And so the clock starts.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24- Amazing!- Katri will be setting the time to beat.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27That looks cold.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29She swims to the North Pole.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Which sounds more impressive than I meant it to...
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Anyway, she's started.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37A steady start, though, for Katri.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Up on to the Icy Stairs.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45This never looks easy.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Timing a jump is crucial. Nicely done.
0:50:49 > 0:50:54- Oh, no. Stuck between two wobbly stairs. Not a good place to be. - Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58Up on to the top set. This is a good time so far.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- The hard bit's going back down. - Oh!
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Ooh. No, I can't watch.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08I have to, it's my job. I'm watching.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13Oh... How's she not been flung off?
0:51:15 > 0:51:19Wow! Actual flying. A flying Finnish! Oh, I've done it.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23There it is. Right, the Ice Picks.
0:51:23 > 0:51:26You've got to be careful with those fellas.
0:51:26 > 0:51:30- They can easily catch you out. Katri has been caught out.- Oh, no!
0:51:30 > 0:51:34That little knock is a massive setback.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Slides straight into the water.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41Katri hauls herself up the ladder.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43and now has to face the Frightcicles.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47- Come on, Katri. - Timing is crucial.
0:51:47 > 0:51:48Oh, she's OK. She's OK.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52Just managed to stay on there somehow.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54She's got to choose her moment.
0:51:57 > 0:51:58And here she goes.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Yes, she's done it.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Apart from that earlier slip up, this is an impressive time.
0:52:03 > 0:52:08- Here we go. No, I don't believe it! - She's in.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12She never even got on. That's a shame.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Those things are tough.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Draining energy with every climb.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Time's slipping away. Katri climbs up to the finish line.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22Her ordeal almost over.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Katri finishes in three minutes and nine seconds.
0:52:26 > 0:52:31Katri. Oh, my goodness, my gorgeous girl. Look at you.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34That tray really shoots you.
0:52:34 > 0:52:39Katri, you've been absolutely brilliant from start to "Finnish" today,
0:52:39 > 0:52:42In have a grand old time of three minutes and nine seconds.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45- Woo!- Yours is the time to beat
0:52:45 > 0:52:49- and Baz is up next. Let's watch.- Perfect.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53Watch the boy turn in to a man.
0:52:53 > 0:52:57Baby Face Baz now. Really has matured. Here we go.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Ooh! Smackdown on the baby face.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Ow!
0:53:07 > 0:53:08But no matter. Small but tough.
0:53:08 > 0:53:12Baz is up and swimming to conquer the North Pole.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15He's up on to it.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19A little slip. No real problem here though.
0:53:19 > 0:53:22- Come on, Baz! - Onto the Icy Stairs.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Makes it to the second flight.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30HE LAUGHS
0:53:30 > 0:53:34- Whoa! Whoa!- At least he's having fun!
0:53:38 > 0:53:41He leaps on to the third set now.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Oh, he's light as a feather.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47He's giggling. Nearly at the summit.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Baz is at the top!
0:53:52 > 0:53:55- Oh, no!- No!- Baz got bumped off!
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Oh, he couldn't have fallen from a greater height.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02That is a real setback.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09Baz must now climb up the ladder to face the Ice Picks.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12This is tiring stuff. It saps the energy.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16He's going for it in one! Still going! That was incredible!
0:54:16 > 0:54:17That was amazing!
0:54:17 > 0:54:22Superb dash has got Baz back in to this! He needs a good dismount now.
0:54:25 > 0:54:30That IS good. This is turning into a very quick time.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Baz just has the Impossible Snowflakes now.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34He's on to the first one.
0:54:34 > 0:54:38He's already gone one better than Katri here...
0:54:38 > 0:54:41Oh, no! He's off!
0:54:41 > 0:54:46I think those Impossible Snowflakes are justifying their name again.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50A swim and a last climb up for Baz.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53This is quicker than Katri.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Come on, Baz!
0:54:55 > 0:54:58Yes, and Baz takes the lead!
0:54:59 > 0:55:03Baz, I know I called you baby face earlier, but I take it back.
0:55:03 > 0:55:07- That was a very grown up, mature performance.- Thank you.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Katri was equally brilliant here tonight.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Baz, you were faster!
0:55:12 > 0:55:15Katri, I'm sorry, my darling. Go join the others.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Well, Baz...
0:55:17 > 0:55:21- you know what this means! Yours is the time to beat.- Yes.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26- Feeling confident?- Yes.- All right. Danny's up next. Let's watch.- OK.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28I'm Dan, Dan, the dustbin man.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31I hope this chair doesn't send me to the landfill.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38Wheelie Dan there like a penguin,
0:55:38 > 0:55:41being chucked out of a massive catapult.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46That certainly was not rubbish.
0:55:48 > 0:55:502 minutes 16 is the time to beat.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Dan had the fastest time on the Qualifier
0:55:53 > 0:55:55and was last man dangling on the Ski Lift,
0:55:55 > 0:55:58Baz should be seriously worried. From the North Pole,
0:55:58 > 0:55:59it's onto the Icy Stairs.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03They've been very jumpy today. Will Dan be able to hold on?
0:56:04 > 0:56:07- Ooh.- Whoa!
0:56:07 > 0:56:11- Oh, my goodness! - That was unbelievable.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17- What is he doing? - Dan's just going for it.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19He's forgotten about gravity again.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Oh, no! Hang on.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28Can he make this final leap? Come on, Dan. Oh, no!
0:56:28 > 0:56:33After a spectacular run on the Icy Stairs, he falls at the last hurdle.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36He still has to face the Icy Picks.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38How's he going to play it?
0:56:42 > 0:56:44He gets up and he's legging it!
0:56:44 > 0:56:47- Oh, no!- Oh, it just didn't work.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Dan gets picked off by the Icy Picks.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52And he's got to tackle the Frightcicles next.
0:56:52 > 0:56:53Ooh...
0:56:55 > 0:56:59Dan really needs to pull something out of the bag here
0:56:59 > 0:57:01if he's going to get near Baz's time.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Go! Yes.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05Oh, and he's safe.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Now he needs a really good exit.
0:57:07 > 0:57:12He's done it. He's still got to keep moving. Come on, Dan!
0:57:12 > 0:57:14On to the first Snowflake.
0:57:14 > 0:57:18Oh, no. Just look at the clock! It's all too late.
0:57:18 > 0:57:22- Look at him! Oh my God! - On to the second.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24- Yes!- And he's hit the button. Unbelievable!
0:57:24 > 0:57:27Dan just made the impossible possible.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30Groundbreaking run from Wheelie Dan...
0:57:30 > 0:57:34only five seconds short of Baz's time. Dazzling effort.
0:57:34 > 0:57:39Oh, my goodness, that was one of the most exciting finishes I've ever seen.
0:57:39 > 0:57:43That is awesome, that is absolutely brilliant.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46You were absolutely awesome, you were absolutely brilliant,
0:57:46 > 0:57:48been smiling, happy and positive all day
0:57:48 > 0:57:52and look at that smile still on you. I can reveal...
0:57:56 > 0:57:59Baz, you are the champion! Congratulations.
0:57:59 > 0:58:05Tennis coach Baz Bignall is the proud owner of £10,000 and that Winter Wipeout Trophy.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08Time for one last viewer comment. "Hammond,
0:58:08 > 0:58:12"please stop ending the show with clips of people getting hurt.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16"It really puts me off my biscuit and makes my wife feel queasy."
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Well, ComfySlippers43,
0:58:18 > 0:58:23on behalf of the BBC, I can assure you that we will never...
0:58:23 > 0:58:24ever...
0:58:24 > 0:58:26do that...
0:58:26 > 0:58:27again.
0:58:29 > 0:58:31From Amanda and me...
0:58:31 > 0:58:32it's goodnight.
0:58:48 > 0:58:51Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.
0:58:51 > 0:58:54E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk.