0:00:02 > 0:00:06There are many seasonal knockabout game shows that I present. There's Summer Swipeout.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Spring Splashout And, of course,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Richard Hammond's Autumn Disco Crazy Mega Party 2012.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16But none are as wintery or wipeout-y as Winter Wipeout.
0:00:16 > 0:00:1920 frostbitten contestants, including a farmer,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21a bollard salesman and a comedian
0:00:21 > 0:00:24have travelled to a snow-covered wonderland
0:00:24 > 0:00:26in a bid to win £10,000.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28One will do that.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31The other 19 will not do that.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let the Autumn Disco Crazy Mega-Party 2012 begin!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Sorry, wrong show.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Welcome to a very special episode of Winter Wipeout,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45because this week's show is the vampire special.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48If I'm completely honest, I'm not too happy about it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51I said we should give pirate specials one last go,
0:00:51 > 0:00:52but nobody listened.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Apparently there's a "do a vampire special" clause in my contract.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58I really should read those things.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Right, so on with the contractually obligated vampire special.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Three, two, one....
0:01:06 > 0:01:08EVIL LAUGH
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Hah.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13This is what the competitors must face today, The Qualifier.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Spooky, like vampires.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Ski Lift. Scary, like vampires.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Winter Blunderland. Evil, like vampires.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Finally, the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Painful, like these fake vampire teeth. My gums are really hurting.
0:01:31 > 0:01:36Forget it. I'm not doing this any more. Vampire special is over.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I don't want anything to do with vampires from now on.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Right, over to my, and I'm not saying spooky co-host, Amanda Byram on the qualifier course.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I'm not going to do another Dracula laugh.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47In fact, I think my gums are bleeding.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Call me an ambulance. Don't just sit there.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Now, occasionally you meet a contestant whose job
0:01:57 > 0:02:00couldn't be more appropriate for the Winter Wipeout qualifier.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Sadly, that's not the case right now because Jason is a bollard seller.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Jason, I have always wanted a bollard, so can you sell me one?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Of course I can, Amanda.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14This is a bollard, would you like a bollard?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Give us a clue, this isn't charades.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20You're are going to have a good laugh when you see my bollards.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23He loves bollards, I love bollards, this is going to be great!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Come on!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Come on!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28And off goes Jason
0:02:28 > 0:02:32and his first Qualifier obstacle will be this...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35It's a snowball fight, the like of which you've never seen before.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Six gigantic snowballs, one narrow beam.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41And the competitors have no snowballs to throw back,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44which isn't a very fair snowball fight, really. No.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Here goes Jason Bollards.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Oh no! He lost that snowball fight,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53suddenly and quite badly.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56They're really big.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Three more snowballs to go.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Come on, Jase!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00But Jason is doing it in style!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Forget what I said about style. - SHE LAUGHS
0:03:05 > 0:03:08This is awesome! Come on!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Let's see what granny's got.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well Jason, funny you should ask, today on offer at Granny's house
0:03:14 > 0:03:18we have a pie, a dog and two doors that are always open to visitors.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22# She's just a devil woman, with evil on her mind
0:03:22 > 0:03:27# Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you... #
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Let's see if Granny is interested in buying a bollard.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34#Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you... #
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Oh! Maybe not today, Jason. No.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40And that's how Granny deals with salesmen. Goodbye!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Now, Jason must evade Granny's dog, Tevez.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Ah, look at his face.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh! Right in the ankle. Little nipper.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Might want a tetanus shot after that, actually.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- LAUGHS - Those luminous "go faster" stripes
0:04:01 > 0:04:05don't seem to be working, do they?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Now, an obstacle that needs no introduction,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11or did I just introduce it? I did, didn't I?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Well, it's the Big Red Balls!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Come on, Jason. You can do this.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Think of it as four big red bollards.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Oh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Route one head bomb. Classic. - Oof!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Ooh, yeah. - SCREAMS
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Another ladder for Jason. But at the top of this one,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39is his final Qualifier challenge, the Log Jam.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43As well as staying on top of those bucking logs, the Winter Wipeouters
0:04:43 > 0:04:47must also jump through hoops to qualify. Well, hoop singular.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Come on then. Show us how it's done.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Let me see you move that hoop, let me see you move it... #
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And here we... Oh! Ooh!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- If Jason wants a quick time, he needs to get serious. - Look at his smiley, happy face.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06I don't think he's taking it seriously at all.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- LAUGHS - Oh, come on.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Concentrate.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And... Oh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18He really is a master of the head bomb. Look at that.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Remember, only the fastest 12 qualify for the next round.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Will Jason be among them?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- He finishes in four minutes 14 seconds.- Woo! Ooh, careful.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Give me you hand. Come on.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Where's his head gone? He looks like a turtle.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Save yourself, man.- Thank you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Jason, how are you doing?- I'm good.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I could do that again.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I loved it, it were chuffing great.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48The next contestant to dip their toes into the icy Qualifier
0:05:48 > 0:05:51is Judy, a horn-playing company director from Cambridge.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54She looks like lots of fun.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Are you ready for this? Are you ready?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I don't think I am.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03PLAYS BLUE PETER THEM TUNE
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Remind me, this helps on the Qualifier, how?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Amazing, Judy!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'm here to prove age is just a number
0:06:14 > 0:06:16and I'm going to blast...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19my way around this course.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, Judy.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Judy's off.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26She's about to face six snowballs and that is just a number, remember.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Yes, ooh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32# I feel your breath in my face... #
0:06:32 > 0:06:36That's amazing! 55-year-old Judy's made it past the Snowballs!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Now, Granny's age is 103, which is also just a number,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41but a very, very big one.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ooh! Pie-faced.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Doesn't matter how old she is. Granny's still highly dangerous.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48# Just a fool to believe
0:06:48 > 0:06:51# She's like the wind
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Just a fool to believe... #
0:06:55 > 0:06:57DISTORTS AND FADES OUT
0:06:57 > 0:06:59There they go.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01They're going nowhere Judy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Yes, oh! She's got a sort of second wind, maybe,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07so, here we go. This is it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Judy edging her way over, and ready?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Whoa! Age is just a number after all!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Come on, Judy!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18She's doing really well. Through the hoop, bit.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# I'm horny, horny, horny tonight... #
0:07:21 > 0:07:26Apparently, Judy's husband Derek thinks she's outgoing and funny...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28And I concur.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34The Log Jam's got no respect for the, ahem,
0:07:34 > 0:07:38the person of the larger number that's just a number, shall we say?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41But Judy has grabbed this course by the tenor horns
0:07:41 > 0:07:46and finishes in 3 minutes 44 seconds, which is also just a number. Remember.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# ..I wish I could be... #
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Water.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54It covers over 100% of the earth's surface,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57and an even higher percentage of the Winter Wipeout course.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Many species thrive in water.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02The friendly dolphin,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04the friendly duck,
0:08:04 > 0:08:06and the creepy-looking water boatman.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- SQUEAKY VOICE- Ahoy there!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11But it's not the natural habitat for all.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Owen, can't swim.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Emily, hates water up her nose.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And Chanis, just hates water.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Together they are The Aquaphobics.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26How will they survive their journey to the end of The Qualifier?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Only time will tell.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33My name's Owen and I can't swim, so my plan is to not fall in!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37How did health and safety agree to this?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39OK, he's off.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh no! No! His strategy's failed!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43And he's in again.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Now here's Chanis.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50She's keeping out of the wet stuff and she's across. Yes!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Emily, trying hard to keep water out of her nose. Ooh!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Great nose-holding technique nicely done, Emily.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Back to Sinkable Owen at the balls.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Can he stay dry this time?
0:09:05 > 0:09:10No! Thank goodness for life-jackets. The horror!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Emily on the Log Jam, prepared with her nose-holding technique.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Ooh! Right in the hooter. That caused some serious water damage.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21No need to hold it, it's all mashed up.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Tick-tickle, splash, splash... #
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Ow.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# Tell me how long will this thing last? #
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Here's Chanis. Doesn't look too happy about the rain,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34about to attempt Log Jam.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ooh! Holy water! Wow!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Wow!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Just, wow!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Definitely does not want to get wet, at any cost.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50That was revolutionary.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Incredible.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57A water-damaged Emily finishes in four minutes 46.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Sinkable Owen completes the course in four minutes 18.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06And Revolutionary Chanis is the fastest of the bunch,
0:10:06 > 0:10:10two minutes 54 seconds. Not bad for an Aquaphobic.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Joining Amanda at the top of the course is Stephen from Cambridge.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I'm told he's here to defend a much-maligned art form.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22If a dad dances, we should be proud. We should,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25you know, fight our corner and I do that with gusto.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'll fight that corner, Stephen,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30but sadly, dads are only able to do one dance move,
0:10:30 > 0:10:34and for those of you not aware of that dance move, it is this...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35CLUB MUSIC
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Let's see Stephen's skills.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Everyday, I'm shuffling. #
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Woo!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44LAUGHS
0:10:45 > 0:10:47The beat will attack you!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Shuffling, shuffling. #
0:10:54 > 0:10:56 LAUGHS
0:10:56 > 0:10:58You're thinking hot, right? Hot, yes?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- I'm thinking I've never wanted you more!- I get that a lot.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Phillippa, Fraser, Michael, Ben,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I know you guys just love it when a dad dances.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11So let's dance. Woo!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Hey, come on, he's got four kids.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16You can't knock the Dad Dancing, and that is good.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18MUSIC: "No Limit" by 2Unlimited.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Tune! Look at his fancy footwork. This is looking great.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Ooh, yes actually. Hang on.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Stephen is genuinely busting some moves here!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Here we go! Ooh!
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Ow! Now he's bust his face. Yes. Oh.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Ah. Sorry, kids. Didn't hurt. (It did.)
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Now, the Dad Dance Master to the balls.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Come on, Stephen. Make my day.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50# Get you booty on the floor tonight... #
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Well, I've had better days.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- MUSIC: "Dr Beat", by Gloria Estefan. - Another tune!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Come on, Stephen, think of the kids. - No, think of the dads, for us all!
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Oh! No.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Bit of water in his ears.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09He even falls with dad rhythm. Look at that.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Yes, special.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# Won't you help me, Dr Beat? #
0:12:17 > 0:12:18And Dad Dancemaster Stephen
0:12:18 > 0:12:24boogies stylishly home in two minutes, nine seconds, which is impressive.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Yep, he's still got some embarrassing moves,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30left in the old boy yet.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32CLUB MUSIC
0:12:32 > 0:12:35This is so liberating!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Hey everyone, we dance like dads, and we're proud!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Dancing dads are going to take over the world,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43just like they're taking over the Snowboard...
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Dad Dance Master Stephen has shuffled his way to the top of the snowboard.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49He is an inspiration.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Followed in second and third by Revolutionary Chanis and Just A Number Judy.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Jason De Bollard is in fourth place,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58with Sinkable Owen just about keeping his head above water.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01And finally, a water damaged Emily is in sixth place.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Right, on with the competition!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Next is Patrick.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08He is a Frenchman, ooh la la.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11And he works for London Underground, ooh, la tube.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Very continental.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17And here's the map Patrick will be using for his journey to the finish.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Stand clear of the doors!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh! That's going to cause delays.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh, leaves on the line!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh and again.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Now to Granny's House.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Better mind the doors.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ooh! That's going to cause some serious delays.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I think he's snapped his goggles in half! Wow!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Going underground... #
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Please mind the gap
0:13:52 > 0:13:55between the Travelator and the Big Red Balls.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57First stop. Second stop...
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Oh la la.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Definitely a head on collision there.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Where do you go here?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I'm sorry, but Le Patrick Line
0:14:10 > 0:14:13will be delayed by approximately two minutes while the driver checks his map.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15This is Kev from Cardiff.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19He's a cocktail barman and an internet-ordained Reverend.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Interesting CV.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25The Cocktail Rev Kev at the Log Jam.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29He'd probably call that a Singapore Sling.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36He's been shaken and stirred, but he's back on his feet.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Can he make it through the strainer?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yes. He's through.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Nice. Served over ice.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55So Cocktail Rev Kev has mixed things up
0:14:55 > 0:14:57with a time of two minutes 52 seconds.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I feel like I've gone through a massive cocktail shaker
0:15:03 > 0:15:06and been flayed by one of the best barmen in the world,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09by doing that part of the cause.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10It's been crazy.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15And look, we're nearly at the end of Le Patrick Line.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18He finishes in three minutes 29 seconds.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Please ensure you have your belongings with you before leaving the train.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Hope you had a pleasant journey. Who's next?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Ooh fire! That's Karen. She scares me a bit.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33She's 24, from Portsmouth and is a sandwich maker. Mmm, toasties.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35What exactly is it you do with fire?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Fire breathing, fire eating, body burning
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and poi which is like nunchucks but spinning around.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I'm a fierce fire starter and I'm going to set this course alight!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Fire Starter Karen blazes off.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48She's on fire!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51No, wait, she is actually on fire! Woah!
0:15:51 > 0:15:56Now to Granny's House. Oh watch the... Oh!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Oh, she did it!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Watch out for the dog. Yes, and watch out for the door!
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Ooh! Oh...
0:16:06 > 0:16:09That's put her fire out.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15Can Karen set the balls alight? Not literally, they're not insured...
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Wow! Whoa!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# Feelin' hot, hot, hot... #
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Karen to the Log Jam.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Logs and fire, normally a good combination,
0:16:29 > 0:16:34and it's working out well for Karen. Here she goes. Ooh, yes.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Do the hoopy thing.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh no! Her fire's been put out again.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Fire Starter Karen's time is a scorching two minutes one second.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48That is fast.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Now, call the local fire station and pray they're not on a siesta.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53# I'm on fire... #
0:16:53 > 0:16:54LAUGHS
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Hello!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Ooh-aar, ooh-arr, ooh-arr!
0:16:58 > 0:16:59This is Tristan.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01He's 20, from Dorset and he must be cold.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Could someone get him some long johns? Or mittens? A snood maybe? It's going to be chilly.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11Now, if you were to win the money, what would you do with it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- It's going to be put towards my own tractor. - Not a combine harvester?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18No, I've not got the license to drive that, unfortunately.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21I love you.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Amanda does love a man in wellies.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28I'm farmer Spark, and I'm going to plough my way across this course.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Amanda there, dreaming of country life.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32And he's off.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37That's the fastest tractor driver I've ever seen!
0:17:37 > 0:17:42LAUGHS
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Ooh and indeed, arr! That is impressive. Yes.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46He fell over there but he got up again. On to Granny's House.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oops! No!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Oh no!- Poor Amanda. You know what it's like. You fancy a boy,
0:17:53 > 0:17:58take him to Granny's House, then she smashes him in the face with a door.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01# Ooh, ah, just a little bit... #
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Right, Big Red Ball time.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07He's probably been practicing with big red radishes on the farm.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Maybe not.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13No regard for his own safety whatsoever.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17This is still a very fast time from this jet-powered tractor.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Log Jam. I wonder if he sells that in his farm shop?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I get the feeling Tristan doesn't weigh anything.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I think gravity's given up on him. This is impressive.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35On his feet, one last time. Can he make it?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38And, oh...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41# Oh wow, look at me now... #
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Oh...
0:18:43 > 0:18:47That's less impressive. Amanda doesn't seem impressed either.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I wish all tractor drivers were as fast as Jet Tractor Tristan
0:18:50 > 0:18:54who finishes the course in a speedy two minute 13 seconds.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Meet Ambar.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00She's a 19-year-old student from Swansea.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03She loves to slob in front of the TV.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07This is Sarah. She's a stand up comedian and a mum of one.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10This is Katy. She's also a student
0:19:10 > 0:19:13and is in the university training core.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15She's one tough student kitty, is she?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Finally, this is Nikki.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20She's a gym instructor from Crosby and she is a mum too.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Brilliant, I have always wondered who would win in a race between students and mums.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27See? It's up on my list of big questions.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29How did the universe begin?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Is morality learned or is it hard-coded into our DNA?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36And who would win in a race between students and mums, students or mums?
0:19:36 > 0:19:41It is this last one that's always baffled me. These are easy.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43So Sarah is off.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47And trying to avoid the Big Snowballs, yes, oh!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Doesn't avoid the water.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Tough Kitty Katy,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54doesn't even avoid the balls.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Gym instructor Nikki now, at Granny's House.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, looks like she's stretching her hamstrings, there.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07And many, many other muscles, I suspect.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10She must be warming up, maybe, just getting ready.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Meanwhile Ambar's, well,
0:20:11 > 0:20:15adjusting her wardrobe, what there is of it. I wasn't looking.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Tevez's bite is definitely worse than his bark.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Come on, Balls!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Nikki, motivating herself for the Balls now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'm not sure exactly what she was telling them.
0:20:36 > 0:20:43Tough Kitty Katy's go. Here comes that student corps training.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Katy spends a lot of time in water, for a cat, I've noticed.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Oh!
0:20:50 > 0:20:56Stand-up Mum Sarah, trying very hard to be serious.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58That didn't work at all. Look at that.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08Maybe she's just got funny bones. And a couple of broken ones as well.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Ha-ha. Student Ambar's turn. Whoa, where's she going?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Tough Kitty Katy graduates
0:21:22 > 0:21:26with an honorary time of two minutes 11 seconds.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Stand-up Mum Sarah not quite as impressive, three minutes 32.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Motivated Mum Nikki instructs herself in
0:21:37 > 0:21:39to finish in three minutes 45 seconds.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Bringing up the rear is Ambar And Her Shorts.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49So Katy's answered one of my big questions.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Students are faster than mums.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54So, no-one need ever ask that question again.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56How does that affect the Snowboard?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Burning her way to the top,
0:21:57 > 0:22:00past Stephen the dancing dad, I love that guy, it's Firestarter Karen.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Tough Kitty Katy
0:22:01 > 0:22:04and Jet Tractor Tristan are following closely behind.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Cocktail Rev Kev is in fifth place with Stand-up Mum Sarah in eighth.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Motivated Mum Nikki and Ambar And Her Shorts are in tenth
0:22:12 > 0:22:13and eleventh.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17And Jason The Bollard is just clinging on to twelfth place.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22This is Jon. And he is an ice sculptor. And he looks like, well,
0:22:22 > 0:22:27a man in a purple skirt with purple hair. That's not real.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Confidence and determination are two things
0:22:29 > 0:22:31that you really need, here, for Winter Wipeout.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Do you have those in your ice bucket?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah, at the end of the day, you've got to take life,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38you've got to get hold of it with both hands.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40If you stand back too much, you won't get the chance
0:22:40 > 0:22:41to set yourself a marker.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43When you set yourself a marker, you can move from that.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46That's where your confidence and passion comes.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's the ability to set a marker,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51achieve that marker... JON'S VOICE IN FAST FORWARD
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You're watching Winter Wipeout. Please do not adjust your set.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56This has to stop soon.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I'm keen, real keen to go.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Are you out of breath?- Slightly.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06So, can Jon's feet move as fast as his mouth?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, they can so far. Wow! They really can.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14He's actually in fast forward.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Now, can he talk his way past Granny's House?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Here we go. Ducks.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, slides. Oh, no, not really.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27But he is still flying.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Takes a leap onto the Balls.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Sorry to his friends at home, he does, now,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36have quite a lot to talk about. Oh, here we go.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Oh, oh. That's not good.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Ow, oh, right on the jaw.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Hope that doesn't affect his talking.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Maybe they'll have to wire it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48He is so fast, though, his trousers couldn't keep up.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53And Gibberish Jon finishes in a speedy two minutes 26 seconds.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Well done. Don't tell us about it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57On her way to the top of the course, now, is Abi.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59She's a chemical engineering student.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And seems to have trouble controlling her limbs.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06She must drop a lot of test tubes, I'm guessing.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09This is for all of the gangly nerds out there who love corn on the cob.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Sorry. Did I say she? I meant he. Nice moustache, sir.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I'm confused. And he's off.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Oh. He really is off.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23A distinguished fall, as you'd expect from a gentleman.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27On to Granny's House, now. She doesn't like strange men.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Doing well.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Ooh! Granny really doesn't like strange men.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Abi on the Travelator.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42But can he cross the Big Balls with his manly pink shoes?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No, apparently not.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48But he is fast in the water.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So Abi attempts the Log Jam.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Hang on. His moustache has gone.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59What's happening?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Oh wait. I see what's happening.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Must've had a sneaky shave.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Abi Tache finishes the course in just two minutes two seconds.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Not bad for a wobbly gentleman.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It was brilliant. Brrrth.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It was brilliant. Vom.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Next is Sam. He likes computer games,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30he plays computer games and sells computer games.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34I imagine this is the first time he's ever seen outside.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I've spent years playing video games.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38This course has got nothing I've not seen before.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40OK.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Off goes Sam on his epic quest for points and burgers.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50He's got nothing yet. Level Two, Granny's House.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Get up, it's not an obstacle.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Oh. Narrow miss. Some unnecessary flailing.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Granny wins.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- You lose.- Ha-ha-ha.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07His power levels are definitely failing.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Pac Sam onto the Balls.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, good, he needed a burger.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Ah, oh, no, no. Maybe one burger too many.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25# I don't want to play this game no more. #
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Unfortunately, Sam, you've not finished yet.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Pac Sam to the Log Jam. Hey, that rhymes.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh, ow!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39This is one platform game he's not enjoying, is he?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46This is not going well. At least he gets a style bonus.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Definitely game over for Pac Sam.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59But will his time of three minutes 43
0:26:59 > 0:27:03be enough to see him through to the next level?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh, Jesus.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08I pretty much ran out of all my lives when I was on there.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Just, game over. Absolutely terrible.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Welcome to the annual Winter Wipeout dance off.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22This year, competing for the street dancers is Kerry,
0:27:22 > 0:27:26a dance school vice principal from Worcester.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29From Fareham, 53-year-old Rob will be hip-swivelling his way
0:27:29 > 0:27:33across the course for the swingers.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35And, finally, it's a pair of feet.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Belonging to Tom from Ipswich, representing the tappers.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43It's tap versus swing versus street.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46First to go, it's Kerry
0:27:46 > 0:27:47And she's off.
0:27:52 > 0:27:57She's tough, even for a street girl.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Swinging things, not her thing, obviously.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02But it is Rob's.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Of course.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07I wonder if Granny would fancy a dance partner in Rob?
0:28:10 > 0:28:11That'd be a no.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14# I'm never gonna dance again. #
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Look at him move.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Out the way of that massive pie.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24So, Tappy Toes Tom's go.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Oh, yeah, just watch those feet glide.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33He's, as you would expect, quick on his feet.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Oh, and quickly off his feet.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Swing Thing Rob, about to go dancing with the Big Balls.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Yup, oh. They sure know how to make him move!
0:28:44 > 0:28:46In a spinny, bouncy, splashy way.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48# Come on, baby
0:28:48 > 0:28:50# Let's do the twist. #
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Looking good.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Street Wise Kerry is at the Log Jam.
0:28:59 > 0:29:04Oh, oh, look, she's, actually, getting sawn in half.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07I don't want to see that again. Oh, stupid replay.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Street Wise Kerry finishes in three minutes exactly.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Come on!
0:29:19 > 0:29:23Swing Thing Rob glides to the finish line in three minutes 30.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25But where is Tappy Toes Tom?
0:29:25 > 0:29:29I see, he's performing a little routine on the Travelator
0:29:29 > 0:29:31before facing the Big Balls.
0:29:31 > 0:29:36And now... What is...? How? Eh? How? Who? Wow!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Wow.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43That is one impressive Wobbly Ball crossing.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48He actually did it.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51This has to be one of my favourite Ball-crossings of all time.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57And now he's making the Log Jam look easy.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01That's an incredible run.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Get in.- Get in.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09Tappy Toes Tom sets a Winter Wipeout record. One minute 21 seconds.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16I'm shocked. I can't believe it. I'm genuinely, like, shocked.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18I looked at them as you're coming along the conveyer
0:30:18 > 0:30:20and I saw them in front of me and I thought, no, no way.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- But I did it. I've done it! - And how do you celebrate?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Jazz hands. Yeah.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30So, the final 12 qualifying for the Ski Lift are Tappy Toes Tom
0:30:30 > 0:30:31who tops the Snowboard.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Abi Tache is in third, there's Dad Dancemaster Steve. I love that guy.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Gibberish Jon has talked his way into seventh place
0:30:37 > 0:30:40with Street Wise Kerry coming in at a respectable tenth.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Swing Thing Rob has just managed
0:30:42 > 0:30:44to squeeze himself into twelfth place
0:30:44 > 0:30:47meaning he's the final competitor to qualify for Ski Lift.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Sadly, it's time to say goodbye to those eight people
0:30:50 > 0:30:52who didn't make it onto the Snowboard.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55# You're blowing my mind
0:30:55 > 0:30:57# People, believe me That man is mine
0:30:57 > 0:31:00# It should have been me
0:31:00 > 0:31:02# No, oh, oh
0:31:02 > 0:31:04# You know it should have been me
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# Oh, ho
0:31:08 > 0:31:10# It should have been me
0:31:11 > 0:31:13# Oh, oh. #
0:31:14 > 0:31:19It's so sad having to say goodbye to eight competitors so soon.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23I don't know how I'm supposed to move on after that.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Do you know what, I am, I'm moving on,
0:31:25 > 0:31:27I'm learning to live with the memory.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29So, moving on, it's Ski Lift.
0:31:38 > 0:31:39Here are the rules for Ski Lift.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43Rule 1. Hang onto the handles and don't let go.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47Rule 2. Don't get knocked off by the massive, spinning Ski Poles
0:31:47 > 0:31:49that gradually get higher.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Rule 3. No bombing or heavy petting.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Rule 4. Don't get blinded by the blizzard.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Rule 5. The last five competitors left hanging
0:32:00 > 0:32:02qualify for the next round.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07Rule 6. The competition only begins when an Irish co-presenter says so.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12Baby, it's cold outside and in the air and in the water.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15In fact, it's flipping freezing everywhere.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17It must be Ski Lift. Are you all ready?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Yeah!
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Three, two, one.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Time for a reminder of today's Ski Lifters.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Fastest on the Qualifier and qualified Ball-crosser,
0:32:28 > 0:32:30it's Tappy Toes Tom.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33For all the dancing men that have been called pansies,
0:32:33 > 0:32:36this one's for you with my footwork fancy.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- OK, flexible.- Come on.
0:32:38 > 0:32:43Closely followed by Cocktail Rev Kev and the wobbly gent Abi Tache.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Alongside them, it's the legend himself, Dad Dancemaster Stephen.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50In some people's eyes I might seem old,
0:32:50 > 0:32:53but I want the prize and I'm going for gold. Giddy up.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54He can do no wrong.
0:32:57 > 0:33:01Contestants ready! Chanis ready!
0:33:02 > 0:33:05I think Revolutionary Chanis maybe have applied for the wrong show.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09Next is Swing Thing Rob and Firestarter Karen.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Don't let her near matches.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12There's Jet Tractor Tristan.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16I'm a bit of a cattle charmer, so, now, let's chase the farmer.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18It's clever cos it rhymes.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Then it's Street Wise Kerry and Le Patrick Line.
0:33:21 > 0:33:26They say you are what you eat. But I don't remember eating a legend.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29OK, Tough Kitty Katy, talking tough there.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31And finally Gibberish Jon.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- Warm-up's over... - I'm sorry, Jon, time's up.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37And so, the Ski Lift begins to spin.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40And the legs begin to get lifted.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43There's Abi.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46And there's Stephen. Love that guy.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Jon's just showing off, there.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55The blizzard is getting worse.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Ooh! Le Patrick Line's in a bit of trouble.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02Ooh, again, ooh! And now he's down.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05The scary Ski Pole just flicked him into the water like a human twig.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Brutal.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Not here to play. Here to win.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13So, I'm a bit sad.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19So Patrick's the first one to get sad, but who'll be sad next?
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Well, there's Chanis.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24And Kerry, ooh, takes a hit but recovers well.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Now, remember, just five places up for grabs
0:34:26 > 0:34:30and there are still eleven Ski Lifters hanging.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Oooh! Katy took a massive knock, there.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36But the tough kitty is hanging on. Still only one down.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38There's Kerry, in a bit of trouble.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Oh, Kerry's down.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Just clipped by the Ski Pole.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Street Wise Kerry wasn't street enough for the Ski Lift.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50As soon as I got hit, I just thought, that's the end of me.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Back to the action, now.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Katy, flying through the air, again.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Has barely spent any time on her podium.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Jon and Rev Kev making it look easy.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Katy on her podium for once.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Ooh, hang on. Somebody went there.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Oh, Chanis has gone.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Chanis successfully dodged the Ski Pole but couldn't hold on.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Nine competitors left hanging.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I feel defeated, really.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20I'm disappointed in myself cos I lost my grip.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Things are getting tense now.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26Those Ski Poles are getting higher and higher. Tristan, safely over.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Nice shorts, Stephen.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Oh, Look at that! Katy, off again.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39There's Swing Thing Rob and Tappy Toes Tom,
0:35:39 > 0:35:41the dancers making it look easy.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Abi takes a knock again. Oh, and again.
0:35:50 > 0:35:57Oh, no! No! Nooo! Not Dad Dancemaster Steve!
0:35:57 > 0:36:02Oh, that fall could have set Dad dancing back years.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06I hope my kids will be proud of their embarrassing dancing dad
0:36:06 > 0:36:08and that I've done all right by them.
0:36:08 > 0:36:13It's just not the same now. But the show must go on, I suppose.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15That's how it is with art.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19Oh, well, back to the action and it's all gone a bit crazy.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Who's that somersaulting?
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Katy was knocked again and this time she's off.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27To be honest, it's a wonder she hung on as long as she did.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30I spent more time in the air than on the platform.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33I think my feet saw the platform, probably, about three times.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Just seven Ski Lifters left.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39The next two to fall will miss out by the narrowest of margins.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42And who's that?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Not Record Breaking Tom, surely?
0:36:45 > 0:36:51Today's fastest Qualifier and only Ball-crosser is out.
0:36:51 > 0:36:56I don't think I've let myself down this much before in my entire life.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57Just cos I wanted it that much.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00It was so important to me, getting through.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03And cos I havne't done it, it's really bad.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Oh, man, he's even got me welling up. Stop it.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08This is really getting very serious.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09One more.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11The next faller is out.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Tristan, safely over.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17And what's Kev doing?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Oh, no, he's out!
0:37:20 > 0:37:24He just, sort of, stood there and took it.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28It was all a matter of luck, I think. You couldn't really judge anything
0:37:28 > 0:37:31and give yourself full control of what you were doing.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35Whatever it's about, it's about not standing rooted to your podium.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38For sure. That didn't work.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41So, now, the final five competitors have been decided.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43It's Karen, Abi, Tristan, Jon and Rob.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47Oh, well, it was Swing Thing Rob.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Rob has swung out.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Couldn't keep his head. Somebody'll find it for him.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Four still hanging and, oh, that bar is high now.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Oh, just clinging on.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02And Abi Tache is down.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06Safely through to the next round, but unsafely dumped in the water.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10Who will be last man hanging now?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12No prize for that title, just immense pride.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Gibberish Jon's still showing off.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18And there goes Jet Tractor Tristan.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Ski Pole to the upper back, he didn't see that coming.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27- Jon and Karen. - Two are still up there.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31But the game only ends when there's one, single, last man hanging.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Firestarter Karen, up, over and then clipped and then whacked.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37And, oh, can't hold on.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41That is one huge swing right there.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Firestarter Karen finishes in second.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Which means Gibberish Jon is today's Last Man Hanging.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52And for that he wins a great big bag of pride.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58This show really is chock-full of exciting stuff.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01But let me just say, if you thought Ski Lift was exciting,
0:39:01 > 0:39:04wait till you see this.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05Oh, yeah.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09And if you thought that was exciting, wait till you see this.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15And if you thought was exciting, just wait till you see this.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17It's Winter Blunderland.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29Five contestants are spun a lot in the Winter Whizzy.
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Feeling a little queasy,
0:39:30 > 0:39:33they set off on their quest for the finish line.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36They must negotiate spinny obstacles and if they fall off,
0:39:36 > 0:39:37it's a swim and a climb.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42The last one over is eliminated
0:39:42 > 0:39:44and the other lucky four get to do it all again.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47The first three to cross this time
0:39:47 > 0:39:49become today's Wipeout Zone finalists.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51The loser doesn't.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53To make things a little more interesting,
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Eduardo and Eduardo from the local ice hockey team,
0:39:56 > 0:39:59nice chaps the pair of them, chuck in a few giant hockey pucks.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01So, let's get Blundering.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03It's Winter Blunderland.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Are you all ready?
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Yeah!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Three, two, one.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09I think we should remind ourselves
0:40:09 > 0:40:12who the Blundering contestants are this week.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16Dial 999, it's the hooligan who likes to set things alight.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18It's Firestarter Karen.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21He's like Usain Bolt in wellies.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25It's Jet Tractor Tristan.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28His hips don't lie and neither does his face.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30It's Swing Thing Rob.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Tache today, gone tomorrow,
0:40:33 > 0:40:35It's Abi Tache.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And finally, Gibberish Jon.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Sorry, Jon, all out of time.
0:40:42 > 0:40:43HORN SOUNDS
0:40:43 > 0:40:46That alpine horn signals the starts of Heat One.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50Remember, last one across the Ice Hockey Rink will go in the Sin Bin.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52For good.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Karen and Rob, waiting for... What are they waiting for?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Pucks are flying already.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Abi and Jon, now.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Abi steaming ahead.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Onto the Crank Shaft now.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10Really onto the Crank Shaft. That is unorthodox.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Can she recover it?
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Yes, amazing and she's, oh, oh, ooh.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17She's across.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20I've never seen that before. Rob picking up the pace.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21Karen not. Oh.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24That was never going to work, was it?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Abi is coming on.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Hurdling the sticky-out bits on the Ro-terror-tator with ease.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31This is a determined performance. Onto the Iceberg.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35One more jump and she's through to the second heat.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Jon, close behind.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39No, he isn't.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41But, wow! Abi Tache, safely through to the next heat.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43After a superb run.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Jon took a tumble into the manky water.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50But Abi just nailed that final jump.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Then Tristan followed suit. Jon's suit.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56It's a swim back to the start of the Ro-terror-tator
0:41:56 > 0:41:58for Jon and Tristan.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02Meanwhile, Rob about to tackle the first obstacle, again.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03Oh, better.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Better, ah, worse.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06More puckery.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Come on, guys.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Jon.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Oh, no.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Magnificent jump. Terrible landing.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20And that leaves the path clear for Tristan, now.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24So, here we go and he's, oh, he's in too, again.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Swim buddies. It's deja vu.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31Karen finally begins her assault.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34And she's straight over the Frosty Flipper.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Jon out in front again.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Is it third time lucky for the motormouth?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Yes! Ooh, no!
0:42:41 > 0:42:44He's certainly trying...to do something.
0:42:44 > 0:42:45I don't know what, but something.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Jet Tractor Tristan's turn. He's looking steadier.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53And, yes, Tristan is through. He will join Abi in the next heat.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Ooh, pucked.
0:42:58 > 0:42:59- Hell, yeah.- Hell, yeah, Rob.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Only the rest of the course to go.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04But Firestarter Karen's steaming ahead now.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Remember, just two places left in the next heat.
0:43:07 > 0:43:08No, no, no.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Ooh, she's on the Iceberg.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13This is looking promising. Focus, Karen.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15And, here we go.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18She's through! So, now, just one place left.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21A little present from the Eduardo twins to Jon.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25So, that's it. Either Rob or Jon is about to be eliminated.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Jon's got the lead. Iceberg now.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30But Swing Thing Rob is catching up.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34And he's done it!
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Gibberish Jon is through to Heat Two.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Poor Rob, his swinging hips couldn't keep him in the competition.
0:43:39 > 0:43:44Rob! Oh, my darling, those swivelling hips
0:43:44 > 0:43:47just weren't swivelly enough.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51They weren't swivelling with the rotating other bits and pieces.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54- Hard luck. We'll see you later on. - OK. Thanks a lot.- Bye.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56So, Heat Two, the decider.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Four competitors start, only three can go through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04HORN SOUNDS
0:44:04 > 0:44:07And they are off.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Yeah, off their food I should imagine after all that spinning.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11Jon's out in front, though.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Unsteady, it must be said.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Nevertheless, he's on to the Flipper.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20And, oh, no! Hold on, Jon.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Here comes Abi.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It is just raining pucks out there.
0:44:23 > 0:44:28And now, Tristan across as well, it's getting crowded.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Abi, out in front.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Karen letting the other three scrap it out. Is that clever or foolish?
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Abi, cranking up the pressure, now.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39And she's across. She is determined.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41So is Karen. The race is on.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Making good progress round the Ro-terror-tator
0:44:44 > 0:44:45but Jon catching up.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Oh. Oh. It's so close.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53So close. She's onto the Iceberg.
0:44:53 > 0:44:57Land this next jump and she's into the Wipeout Zone.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59She is, she's through.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00And so's Jon.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03And so's Tristan. And game over. Wow. That was quick.
0:45:05 > 0:45:10Which means Karen is out, with a flourish.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13These three were neck and neck. And neck. From the start.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15And not a fall between them. Superb work.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19Karen, that is closest I have ever seen on Winter Blunderland.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22- Oh, what happened?- I just, I was chasing after them.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25I was in the hope that someone might fall in.
0:45:25 > 0:45:26But, they were all too good.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Still sizzling hot to us. See you later, my darling.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- Thank you very much.- Bye. - It's been awesome.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35So, sadly, for Swing Thing Rob and Firestarter Karen,
0:45:35 > 0:45:37their Winter Wipeout adventure is over.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40The only thing stopping them heading home right now
0:45:40 > 0:45:42are the strong bonds of friendship
0:45:42 > 0:45:44they've formed with their fellow competitors.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46That and the 13-foot-high electric fence
0:45:46 > 0:45:49that encircles the Winter Wipeout course.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52And then, it's, like, a 15-mile hike across a frozen lake
0:45:52 > 0:45:54in subzero temperatures to the nearest phone.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58And, even then, the old man who owns it doesn't really like foreigners.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01No, the losers are probably safest staying put and cheering on
0:46:01 > 0:46:02today's three finalists.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07Doing Winter Wipeout has definitely been the best thing ever
0:46:07 > 0:46:08in my whole, entire life.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11One of the best experiences I've ever done.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13And probably ever will do.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16It's really important in life to talk as much as you listen.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Talk as much as you listen.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I would not ever be caught wearing a tutu.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24And certainly not with his hair.
0:46:24 > 0:46:29Confidence isn't about arrogance, it's, like, a momentum thing.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32It's like, if you get confidence on your side, it breeds confidence.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35And I try to, I don't think I'm the most confident person,
0:46:35 > 0:46:37but I think I see confidence in the right way.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39I see it as like a fuel.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41As much as this was about fitness, it's about fortune.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43And they've actually threatened to send me
0:46:43 > 0:46:47on a professionalism course about having to cut down my reports
0:46:47 > 0:46:50and cut down my wording because people have fallen asleep.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Abi, mad as anything.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55I'm quite looking forward to it.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Wearing a wet suit, as well, yeah, that'll be quite nice.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00She's determined. She's only a meek and mild little creature
0:47:00 > 0:47:02but so's Paula Radcliffe and look what she's achieved.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04I am gangly and quite bizarre.
0:47:04 > 0:47:09But I think that once I put my mind to something, I really go for it.
0:47:09 > 0:47:14Tristan, dark horse. Or should I say dark cow? Cos he's a farmer.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17- He's done it unexpectedly. - I proved them all wrong.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19I think he could go all the way.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22That £10,000 is going towards getting my very own tractor.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25I am here to win it. That is the goal.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27My objective has been to win.
0:47:27 > 0:47:28You've got to give it beans now
0:47:28 > 0:47:30cos you're never going to get the chance again.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33Lost for words and that's a bizarre thing for me to ever say.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35I've never been lost for words, really.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54When the going gets tough, the tough get...covered in snow.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56But they've still got to be tough enough
0:47:56 > 0:48:00to beat the Winter Wipeout Zone and the first to go is Tristan.
0:48:02 > 0:48:07I'm still a bit dizzy, so, let's get busy. This farmer's going for gold.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Jet Tractor Tristan gets jet propelled.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14Head first. Arms crossed. No hands. It's just... Wow!
0:48:14 > 0:48:16That's brave.
0:48:18 > 0:48:19Argh!
0:48:22 > 0:48:25And Tristan swims his way over to the North Pole.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27That's the most amazing dive I've ever seen.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Come on, Tristan.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32The North Pole is very slippery but Tristan, making light work of it.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36Now, the Icy Stairs. Leaps to the first set and the second.
0:48:36 > 0:48:40They're already bucking. Look at him go.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Nearly at the summit.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45And there he is.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51Getting bumped around a lot. This is where it gets really tricky.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Down one set. Jolted!
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Oh, and he's off!
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Oh, Tristan in the water. The Stairs went from underneath him.
0:49:01 > 0:49:05And he got a battering on his way down too.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09He's past the middle. It's a swim and a climb to the Ice Picks now.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Attaboy. Look at him go.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Tristan! Tristan!
0:49:17 > 0:49:20Tristan composes himself and tries to set off the Picks
0:49:20 > 0:49:22but they're not biting.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Oh, he's off. The last one got him.
0:49:25 > 0:49:26So close.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29So nearly there.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Which means a second swim for Tristan.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33And a second ladder climb.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Looking absolutely shattered, now.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Come on, Tristan, you can still set a fast time.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Waits for the Gangway to come round
0:49:43 > 0:49:44and then dashes to the centre.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Oh, no! He's down a third time!
0:49:47 > 0:49:49Unlucky. This is disastrous for Tristan.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53Three errors so far, he's still got one obstacle to go.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58This is such a gutsy display from Tristan.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Come on, Tristan.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03I don't know where he's finding this energy. How can he keep going?
0:50:03 > 0:50:06To the first Snowflake, now.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Must be exhausted and hurting. That's a good landing.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Now he's got to manoeuvre his way into a better position
0:50:12 > 0:50:14to make it onto the second Snowflake.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- No.- Ah!
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Tristan's done it again.
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Despite this error, the farmer still makes another quick recovery.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28He is still in with a chance of getting himself that new tractor.
0:50:28 > 0:50:29One last burst of energy.
0:50:29 > 0:50:30Come on, Tristan.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35As he finishes in three minutes ten seconds.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38And looks completely done in.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Tristan! Come on out, my darling.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Look at you, you're smiling to the very end.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46That was great.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49Well, listen, you've just done that in a very speedy time
0:50:49 > 0:50:51of three minutes and ten seconds.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54- Ah, that's great.- It means that yours is the time to beat.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58And Jonathan's up next, so let's watch.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Time for some more JP action.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05So now, Gibberish Jon has three minutes ten to beat.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10He might want to keep his mouth shut for this next bit.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14- Splash down.- Waheeey.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17Nope, still can't keep his mouth shut.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19I think I saw his tutu.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Jon doesn't know how Tristan got on
0:51:21 > 0:51:25but if he can make fewer errors, he is in with a real chance, here.
0:51:32 > 0:51:38Jon the Ice Sculptor from Harrogate hesitates at the Icy Stairs.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42He's on. Ooh, but only just.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Up and going for the second set. Nice.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50Now, the third. They're tricky these Stairs.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Oh, no, they bumped him off.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56Ah, I don't believe it.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58He just couldn't hold on.
0:51:58 > 0:52:02Annoyingly, for Jon, he must now attempt the Stairs all over again,
0:52:02 > 0:52:04from the start.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11Cat-like onto the first flight.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14And another feline leap onto the second set.
0:52:14 > 0:52:15Come on, Jon.
0:52:16 > 0:52:21Clambers onto the third. Those Stairs back to their old tricks.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26But Jon's made the summit. It is all downhill from here.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34That shaking doesn't make for an easy landing.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Jon, getting a proper buffeting.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Can he hold on? Yes, yes, he can.
0:52:39 > 0:52:43I think. No, he can't. Yes. Yes, he can.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47He can! He can't, he can't. Oh!
0:52:47 > 0:52:49After all that effort.
0:52:49 > 0:52:53Jon beat the Stairs and then landed in the icy waters below.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56A second error. This is going to be close, now.
0:52:56 > 0:53:01And a surprisingly spritely Jon still clambers up.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Come on, Jon.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07Skips past the first two, the third one obstructing him.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08Cheeky Pick.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Jon throws a dummy and he's past.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15The Frightcicles. Tristan fell here but Jon hasn't.
0:53:15 > 0:53:16With coolness.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Waiting for the Gangway to swing round and arrive,
0:53:20 > 0:53:22just biding his time.
0:53:22 > 0:53:23Well done, Jon.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27Here he goes. Big leap and he's across.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Really picking up the pace now.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Just the Impossible Snowflakes to go for Gibberish Jon.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Onto the first.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37This is really tight. Here we go.
0:53:37 > 0:53:38Oh, no!
0:53:40 > 0:53:43That's a third big error for Jon
0:53:43 > 0:53:46and that has probably cost him his shot at the title.
0:53:48 > 0:53:52The crowd urging Jon to find the strength to climb that ladder
0:53:52 > 0:53:55to the finish podium, nearly there.
0:53:55 > 0:54:00And he hits the button. And again! Three minutes 21 seconds. So close.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02But you don't get a trophy for so close.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Jon, my dear.
0:54:04 > 0:54:09You've been a pretty cool customer all day, haven't you?
0:54:09 > 0:54:10I've enjoyed every minute of it.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12I was saying, amazing contestants in the final.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15- Absolutely amazing.- Hear, hear. But, you know, you were as cool as ice,
0:54:15 > 0:54:19carving your way through the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26But Tristan ploughed faster. I'm sorry, my man.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29You're going to have to go join the others.
0:54:29 > 0:54:34Tristan, you know what this means!
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Number two, baby, yeah.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Number two, potentially number one. Abi's up next.
0:54:39 > 0:54:44- Bring it on.- All right, let's watch.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Num, num, num, num, num, I'm hungry for victory.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51But you're guaranteed to get a gob-full of water any second now.
0:54:51 > 0:54:55Abi Tache is now the only person between Tristan and victory.
0:55:00 > 0:55:01Oh, my God.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05Ha-ha. She looked surprised by that. Somebody should have warned her.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07She doesn't know how Tristan did, remember,
0:55:07 > 0:55:11so Abi will just be going as flat-out fast as she can.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Balancing, carefully up the North Pole.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Go on, my little chicken.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17And now the Icy Stairs.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21These bumpy steps have, so far, claimed both Tristan and Jon.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Can Abi get across in one go?
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Solid start, so far.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27And the second set.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30Trying to make the move onto the third.
0:55:30 > 0:55:31She's onto the third.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35But now those Stairs are beginning to do some serious jolting.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Abi's at the top.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43The Stairs are relentless.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46She can't stay on there, surely?
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Hold on!
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Ah, oh, no!
0:55:50 > 0:55:52Oh!
0:55:52 > 0:55:56Like Jon and Tristan before her, Abi is a victim of the Icy Stairs.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58She's past halfway, though,
0:55:58 > 0:56:02so it's a climb straight up to the Ice Picks.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05Remember, Tristan's time was three minutes ten,
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Abi's on to beat that, here.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11Tries to trigger the Picks. Second one swings up.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Oh, no! Another fall for Abi.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20A full-on Pick to the torso.
0:56:20 > 0:56:25That's a setback and, I suspect, hurt.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Abi looking very tired now. Next, it's the Frightcicles.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34The Gangway comes round.
0:56:34 > 0:56:35Oh, no.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37Come on, Abi. Come on.
0:56:37 > 0:56:38But still she waits.
0:56:38 > 0:56:42- She has to go now. This time. - Go now!
0:56:42 > 0:56:45No, she waits some more.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49This caution is not helping Abi's time. Come on Abi.
0:56:49 > 0:56:50Come on!
0:56:50 > 0:56:55Now, she goes. She makes it to the middle. That's more like it.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59Now, she's waiting to get off again. Yes!
0:57:02 > 0:57:06Oh, This is so close. Impossible Snowflakes to go.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08Abi leaps for the first.
0:57:08 > 0:57:11- But, oh, she's down. Straight off. - She's in, she's in the water.
0:57:11 > 0:57:15Never really got onto that Snowflake to start with.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18So, one final swim and climb, now.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22But it's too late.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25You can see the determination in her face.
0:57:25 > 0:57:29Truly a steely finish, but at three minutes and 17,
0:57:29 > 0:57:30it is game over Abi.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Time for Amanda to announce tonight's winner.
0:57:35 > 0:57:40Abi, my darling, how you doing? Look at that face of yours.
0:57:40 > 0:57:44- That was awful. That was so scary. - Are you all right, my darling?
0:57:44 > 0:57:46I wasn't expecting that.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49That is really high, compared to what you think it is.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52- That's terrible.- Listen, you were fantastic.- Thank you.
0:57:52 > 0:57:58As you both know, there can only be one Winter Wipeout champion.
0:57:58 > 0:58:00I'll put you out of your misery.
0:58:00 > 0:58:03The champion is...
0:58:03 > 0:58:04Tristan!
0:58:06 > 0:58:07Well done, my darling.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09So, Jet Tractor Tristan has won himself
0:58:09 > 0:58:13£10,000 worth of new tractor. Well done Tristan!
0:58:13 > 0:58:15He'll be returning along with Abi and Jon
0:58:15 > 0:58:18in just a few weeks' time for the series final.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21Now, I don't know for sure what'll be in next week's show
0:58:21 > 0:58:24but I really hope there's going to be a bit of this...
0:58:24 > 0:58:25Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
0:58:25 > 0:58:27Some of this...
0:58:28 > 0:58:30And even more of this...
0:58:31 > 0:58:33So, from Amanda and me and from dads everywhere,
0:58:33 > 0:58:35it's goodbye.
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