0:00:02 > 0:00:05The world today is a serious place today, these days.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09It's at times like these we all need to look at funny, wintery things.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Like animals getting lost on the black run,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14snowmen on their lunch break,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17and Eddie the Eagle practising for the Winter Olympics.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And then, of course, there's Winter Wipeout. 20 everyday Brits,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24including a factory worker, a barrister and a fish finger,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27are pitting their wits against the most wintery of obstacle courses.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30One will win £10,000, and a trophy.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32The rest will leave with nothing but frostbite.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let the flurry of falls begin!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Welcome to Winter Wipeout.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41So far this series, there's nothing in here by the way, it's empty,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44nearly 150 people have tackled the Winter Wipeout course.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Now that is a lot. In fact, I've calculated that's almost
0:00:48 > 0:00:50half the population of Great Britain.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54So, to anyone watching who hasn't been yet, find your passport,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57pack your suitcase and pay close attention cos you're probably next.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I mean, just tea would be nice.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Today's course runs like this. The Qualifier, chillin' like Bob Dylan.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Ski Lift, snowy, like David Bowie.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Winter Blunderland, icy and dicey like AC/Dicey!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15And the Wipeout Zone. Terrifying, like, um, Jedward!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Remember, this is Winter Wipeout, so pack some winter clothing.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23I've got this hat and a warming cup of unbranded meat extract drink.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's still empty to be honest. Over now to Amanda Byram.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I wonder what she's drinking.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It'll be unbranded meat extract drink with an umbrella in it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Her and her fancy ways!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Now, I've heard that Essex is full of spray tans, fake eyelashes,
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- they even have a different language. Lucy, is that right?- Shu'up!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- Are you a real Essex girl then, Lucy?- Yeah, nails, bit of fake tan.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- And you look absolutely gorgeous. - Shu'up!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01How are you going to get around this wintery beast?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, I do a bit of gym, do a bit of cheerleading,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06so hopefully that's going to help me get through it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Ah, a cheerleader. Impressive. Spinning round and round.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Just like today's first obstacle, the Candy Hoops.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18She's off. 18 year-old Lucy
0:02:18 > 0:02:20is a gymnastic coach.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Her favourite bit is tumbling.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24A-agh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Ah, handy.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Shu'u-up!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Classic mistake here. Lucy forgot to let go of the Candy Hoop.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Wardrobe malfunction.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36OK, second set of hoops.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40And she's...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42she's sort of doing it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46She has to pass through the hoop.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Or...that's allowed. That is allowed.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh, Lucy!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53The next obstacle is Granny's House.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Granny's so old, there's a rumour she's Medieval, or maybe just evil!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Lucy's still smiling.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's the first rule of cheerleading club.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, poor Lucy!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Nothing to cheer about there.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Lucy's refusing to stay down,
0:03:08 > 0:03:12but her pants are refusing to stay up.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14She's spotted Tevez the dog.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16She didn't spot that!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Lucy!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Time to get things going, now.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Give me a B.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Give me an A. Give me an L.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Give me another L. Give me an S...there's no room for the S.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27That always happens.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Lucy approaches the Big Red Balls,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34still having a few issues with her pants.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Wow!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Quite literally the bounciest thing I've ever seen!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44She's really bringing cheerleading razzmatazz to the Big Red Balls.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47That looked like fun.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Another quick pants check. All present and correct.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Just one obstacle to go.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56The Toast Rack. Beware that marmalade.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Lucy choosing her moment.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK, it's not dainty, but it's effective.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Second slice of toast now.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Not getting an easy ride there!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17But this is looking good.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20One last pant adjustment, and she's done it!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Lucy and her troublesome pants
0:04:22 > 0:04:24finish in 3 minutes and 30 seconds!
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Oh, my word! This is Tony. Yeah, more of him later.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Today's next contestant to take on the Qualifier is Mikey.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37He's a barrister. A barista? They charge you a lot for coffee!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42This is Phil. Phil's also a "barista," but a posh legal one.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Some pronounce that "barrister."
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Now, are you a super-athletic legal eagle, Phil?
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Do I look like a super-athletic legal eagle, Amanda?- Yes, M'lud(!)
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Can he send me to jail?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57So, Mikey on the Candy Hoops.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58This guy loves disco,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01he's been UK dance champion three times.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, fancy footwork!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08This guy's actually good.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11A lot of Mikey's friends think he's camp.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Can't see it myself, really.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16How will cappuccino loving Mikey
0:05:16 > 0:05:18fare at Granny's house?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Come on, Mikey, time to man up!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I think he might have got de-manned, there!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Mikey just got served one of Granny's cappuccinos,
0:05:28 > 0:05:29with extra froth.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33As a barrister,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Phil is used to dealing with unsavoury characters,
0:05:36 > 0:05:40which is good cos Granny's as mean as they come.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh, ah! Oh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Oh, he's hit the bar! - Quite literally.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Time for Camp-uccino Mikey to man up!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52A-a-a-a-agh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, lord! And he's doing it in style(!)
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Now, how will he do on the Big Red Balls?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04He's giving it full beans there.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07And he gets a little bump and grind.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Some amazing leg work from this coffee grinding dance champion.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Phil, by contrast, is upstanding,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18reserved, dignified.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What's he doing here?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Did he not read the form? Here he goes.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Moves straight from Exhibit A to Exhibit B.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32And then rests his case.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35That's three legal terminology metaphors for you in a row!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Back to Camp-uccino Mikey on the Toast Rack.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41He's steaming over this Qualifier.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44One more jump and he'll have done it.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Come...wow!
0:06:47 > 0:06:492 minutes and 6 seconds.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52he's given the Qualifier a roasting!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Meanwhile, No Win No Phil
0:06:55 > 0:06:57is almost two minutes behind.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Give him his due, he's still composed,
0:06:59 > 0:07:00which is good.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03All right, the jury's out.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- He's not composed. - Jury's back in again!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Come on, Phil.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10The 12-man jury believes you can do this!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, excellent work!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Jump!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26How do I find the defendant? Wet and slow.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33This is Mumtaz. She's a fifth dan black belt in jiu-jitsu.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm going to show you that the female of the species
0:07:36 > 0:07:38is more deadly than the male!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I've got two daughters,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I learned that a long time ago.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Mumtaz has been teaching martial arts
0:07:44 > 0:07:45for more than ten years,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48and is about to unleash...
0:07:48 > 0:07:49er, that's Yahtzee!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Mumtaz got mullered by a Candy Hoop there.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let's see you sushi roll, Mumtaz!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Time to show these hoops who's...master.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Mumtaz has Candy Hoop Four
0:08:08 > 0:08:09in a sophisticated sparring hold.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11That's what's going on. Deadly.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Any minute, she could kill it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Time to show us how deadly
0:08:18 > 0:08:20the female of the species really is.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hang on, Granny's female too. This could turn nasty.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Ouch, oh! Oh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:31Who'd have thought Granny would be a match for a jiu-jitsu teacher?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'd imagine, as a fifth dan black belt,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Deadly Mumtaz spends her time
0:08:42 > 0:08:44leaping across rooftops.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48She is struggling with the stairs here.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Trying to use some sort
0:08:50 > 0:08:52of death grip on the stair.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Let's come back to Deadly Mumtaz. Whoa! Who's this speedy guy?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's Mark, and he's, well, he's fast.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Mark's an ee-thesist! An-an-an-aneisth...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05oh, he puts people to sleep!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09That'll wake him up. There you go!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15There's Mark in his neethetist gear!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16And that's him neethetised!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Mark-o-leptic to the second set of Hoops.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh! Bad. Bad!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Ooh, it's going to be numb after this.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28The Candy Hoops
0:09:28 > 0:09:30are dishing out discomfort today.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32That was just plain unlucky.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37MUSIC: "Insomnia" by Faithless
0:09:40 > 0:09:43With a bit of luck, it's nap time for Granny.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45No, wide awake as always.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Mark-o-leptic really did get a large dose of Granny's baked Alaska there.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54In the face.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58But it's a new dawn, and a new obstacle.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's time for the Big Red Balls.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Wake up and jump!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07He's going to do it!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aagh!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Aagh!- Aagh!- Aagh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Oh!- Aagh!- Uh!- Ow?- Aagh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Mark-o-leptic's pushing through.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20One more obstacle to go.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Only the fastest 12 qualify
0:10:22 > 0:10:23for the next round.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on, Mark. Hurry. Yes, scamper!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I'm going to be generous and say "Well done!"
0:10:37 > 0:10:39That's it, you can do it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41And he has done it!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Mark-o-leptic sleepwalks his way round.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Time for a nap. Knock yourself out,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49you must have something.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53It's Deadly Mumtaz again.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Is the female of the species
0:10:55 > 0:10:58more deadly than the Toast Rack?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59That is the question.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'm not going to lie,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I did expect more from Deadly Mumtaz,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08but the Qualifier has had years of training.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Come on, Mumtaz!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Do a jiu-jitsu... thing.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16MUSIC: "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Or you could just fall off.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Let's leave Mumtaz there.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Mr Mop and I have been practising our own martial arts skills,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28and I'm pretty handy!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Ready? Watch this. Wax-on, wax-off! Ah, come on!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You can't just attack like that! I wasn't ready!
0:11:34 > 0:11:39This is Millie, and like Mumtaz and myself,
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Millie is no stranger to the world of martial arts.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I've been kickboxing for six years. Got my black belt in January.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Did you bring your black belt? - I didn't. I should have done.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Bring your black belt skills with you, Millie?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Who-o-oa!- Whoa!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01MUSIC: "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly
0:12:05 > 0:12:09I got it! I got it! Mine! Hmm.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Got your microphone, Amanda! It's here.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Oh, no!- Mic-Launcher Millie to the Big Balls.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17She's probably the first person
0:12:17 > 0:12:19to launch a microphone over the Andes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Can she succeed where others have failed?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Oh, oh! - That's it, Millie.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Looking good. Oh, steady.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I've got that funny feeling.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Could Millie be the first
0:12:33 > 0:12:35to make it over the ba...no.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Ohhhh!
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Never mind.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41She did that microphone kick and no-one can take that away from her.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Onto the Toast Rack.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45This is looking like a pretty good time.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Trouble with the second slice. She's over.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Jump the pole!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Here we go. Oh, no!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54That was unlucky! Still, pretty good run.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Let's take a look at the leaderboard.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Camp-u-ccino Mikey steams into 1st place with Mic-Launcher Millie
0:13:00 > 0:13:04and Lucy and her troublesome pants in 2nd and 3rd.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Mark-o-leptic's in 4th.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09No Win No Phil in 5th and Deadly Mumtaz takes 6th.
0:13:09 > 0:13:1214 competitors still to come.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Time for a newsflash. This is Liz, a newsreader who can dance.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Just like Angela Rippon.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25That's the first hoop hooped!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Second is, oh! Oh, no!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29She's not letting go.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Updated breaking news, Liz almost fell off!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33She's like Kirsty Wark
0:13:33 > 0:13:35in the centre of a story
0:13:35 > 0:13:37that's about to break any moment now.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Or any moment now.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Now. Now.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43How about now?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44How about now?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Now!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48OK, now. Oh...!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Look at her go! She's like Huw Edwards
0:13:51 > 0:13:54at the BBC Christmas party. You had to see it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Liz has made it to Granny's House.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59With a smile like that,
0:13:59 > 0:14:00she should be doing telly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Maybe not so much any more.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05That really is breaking news.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Let's look at that again. And maybe again?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Yeah, maybe just quickly again?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16And a quickfire montage?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Possibly just once more. Thank you.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23This being the BBC,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I can't mention the station Liz reads the news on,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29but she loves it with all her "heart."
0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK, OK, it's, it's Heart FM!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41And Liz FM's stopped smiling. I think we may have broken the news.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46And finally, a snowboarding tortoise.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47And that's the news.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Remember Tony? Well, there'll be even more of him later on.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I can't wait(!)
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I'm not exactly sure how to handle the next three contestants
0:15:00 > 0:15:02at the Winter Wipeout Qualifier.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Asad, Moh and Zee. I take it you three actually know each other?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Pals.- We love each other.- Yeah, br-rap!- We're like brothers.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15Oh, that is beautiful. Look. I want to be in their gang!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19What are you, brothers? Are you a boy band?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Are you in some kind of cult?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24We're like one better than Jedward, yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Moh, Asad and Zee met at university and formed the Don Squad.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I don't really know what that is.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I'm going to impress that guy from Top Gear.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36He's going to be like, "Hey, Don Asad, come here!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39"Cos I want to kiss your rear!" Pow!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I've gone off them, badly.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Look at Moh go!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49The Don Squad have come on Winter Wipeout
0:15:49 > 0:15:51to show the world how awesome they are.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Pretty impressive so far.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Ooh, hello. Moh is quick.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Zee now. Oh...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Oh, dear.- Oh!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Poor old Zee got harassed by a hoop.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Zee!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Don Moh's an accountant.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13He didn't count on that though!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Don Asad's turn.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Time to be awesome. Oh, going for a ride
0:16:18 > 0:16:20on the spinner.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Don Zee picked a perfect time
0:16:25 > 0:16:26to do his shoelaces up.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Big Balls. Don Moh.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32An awesome opportunity
0:16:32 > 0:16:35for awesomeness. Oh, yes!
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Oh, yeah, inhaling water, flailing arms, it's all very, very awesome.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Don Zee seems to have forgotten
0:16:42 > 0:16:43this is a race.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Letting the Don Squad down a bit.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh-ho-ho!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Yeah.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Granny really doesn't like timewasters.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Back to Don Moh now, on the Toast Rack. Oh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Don Asad's getting thrown about.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Can Don Moh make the final jump?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Oh, no. No. That didn't work.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Mmm, less awesome, more awful!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Zee's struggling with the Travellator.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20How's he going to find the Big Balls?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, pretty tricky.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Don Asad now. Just one leap to...oh!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well Don Moh finishes with an awesome time
0:17:30 > 0:17:32and appears to have lost half his shorts.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Medium Don Asad finishes
0:17:35 > 0:17:37in 3 minutes 44.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41And Over-Don Zee hasn't finished.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42You all right, Zee?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I love you, Amanda.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45I love you, too.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I love you more.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Is dinner ready? All right.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I love you, Amanda. I'm coming to marry you!
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Um, Zee...apart from being the cutest,
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- you were actually the slowest so far!- Natural Born Winner(!)
0:18:07 > 0:18:11I want to thank everybody at home for supporting me!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Believe it or not,
0:18:12 > 0:18:14this lady is called Dawn French.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16So, can she be as funny...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, Dawn!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21..as the real Dawn French?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Oh yeah. Yeah, she can.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It appears everyone who's called Dawn French is funny.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Not every Dawn French used to be a body builder like this Dawn French.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, well Dawn! Well Dawn!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Dawn French 2 may be 51,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39but she's muscling over the Toast Rack.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42One little bit to go, Dawn. You can do it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah, come on Dawn French 2.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46She's getting bounced about a bit.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48But she's still there.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49This is nail biting.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52She's up on her feet. She's on her feet.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Yes, what a classy finish!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, no! Ooh!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Just like Dawn French 1, Dawn French 2 can't resist
0:19:00 > 0:19:03throwing in a little bit of slapstick. Maybe that was it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07MUSIC: "Three Steps To Heaven" by Eddie Cochran
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Technically I make that nine steps to heaven.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I live in a bungalow. We don't have any stairs. Just not used to them.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Oh, hello! This is our most height...ily challenged competitor.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19It's Edward.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I might be small but I'm going to go through them all,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25because I am the Pocket Rocket! Come on!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Anyway, off he rockets, powerfully.
0:19:29 > 0:19:3144 year-old Edward is 5 foot 1,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34and those hoops are the size of Polo mints,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37so this is good stuff. He's onto the third.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39He's not giving up, he's hanging on.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Still hanging on in there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Look at him go!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Yeah, still hanging in there.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50This is amazing determin...ah!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Ed's from Skelmersdale, and does his talking with his fists.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Little Ed to the Big Red Balls.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05He's over the first, onto the second.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07He's made it to the third,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I love it when this happens.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Calm down, calm down, calm down!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Can he do it? Come on, Ed! Come on! Yes!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17There is nothing small about this man,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20heightily-challenged folk of the world,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22we have a new champion.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Just the Toast Rack to go.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27The Pocket Rocket is getting knocked about,
0:20:27 > 0:20:31but he's still standing, is he? Yes he is.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Onto the second. Ohh! And...oh!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38That means Ed must undertake
0:20:38 > 0:20:42a heightily-challenged swim to the stairs.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Heightily Challenged Ed
0:20:45 > 0:20:47finishes in a fantastic
0:20:47 > 0:20:50two minutes 32, and that is quick!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53You were not wrong when you said you were a little pocket rocket.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56That was absolutely brilliant!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh! Gave it a blast. That's what we're here for.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Got the Balls, didn't I, so... - You got the Big Red Balls!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Well done, you!
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Yorkshire grit! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Is he from Yorkshire? - Err, yeah.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Tony's a factory worker,
0:21:16 > 0:21:18from Yorkshire, like he said.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22There's some Yorkshire grit
0:21:22 > 0:21:23in that Argentinian water now.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26That'll hurt somebody's feet if they tread on it.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Gritty Tony's back for the second set.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36AMANDA LAUGHS
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Come on, Tony.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Granny is partial to a Yorkshire pudding.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Not sure where she stands
0:21:51 > 0:21:53on Yorkshire grit.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's cleared it up. She doesn't like it.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, no!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59But Tony's not whingeing.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03You all right, Tony?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07He's all right, Amanda. He's just lost his grit.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Oh, that is a glorious sight. I mean the humanity on display, obviously.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14I'm not even looking. My eyes are now shut.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'm right here with you, Tony.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yeah, right here. As in,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23miles away from that rabid dog
0:22:23 > 0:22:25just in front of you.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Come on. Be careful of the dog.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Aww, Tony wins. - That's it. Well done.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Prepares for Granny's Back Door.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oh, I hope that didn't connect with his nose.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Oh, it did. Nasty.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Let's come back to Tony.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Now, this is Tracy from Surrey, and this is Rebecca from Carrickfergus.
0:22:53 > 0:22:59Unfortunately Tracy and Rebecca have made one enormous faux-pas.
0:22:59 > 0:23:04They've both turned up in Argentina wearing the same outfit!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Embarrassing or what? So this is war!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Rebecca's out to show that she pulls off
0:23:09 > 0:23:12the satsuma top and black cycling shorts
0:23:12 > 0:23:15better than Tracy.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Stylish(!)
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Tracy's turn to show that this ensemble
0:23:18 > 0:23:20looks more stylish on the more mature lady.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Yeah, she just got pushed off by a pie.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27The fashion war moves onto the Toast Rack.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Rebecca is rocking that look,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31and just...rocking.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Yeah. Oh...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38..leaps to the second.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Come on, Rebecca. Nearly there.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh, yes!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45The fashion war may still be underway,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48but Rebecca's won the time battle.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Tracy is a little slower,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52but she's looking classy.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Those black cycling shorts
0:23:53 > 0:23:56suit her eye colour.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I declare this fashion war a draw,
0:24:02 > 0:24:05cos I don't know what I'm talking about.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Ah, remember this guy?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Professor Spiegel-HALT!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12It's Professor Spiegelhalter OBE, from the first episode
0:24:12 > 0:24:16of Winter Wipeout. And this is his daughter, Kate.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Your dad was really good at adding stuff up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23What is it that you studied that's going to help you out there today?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'm doing a PhD in Happiness.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Wow, a PhD in Happiness?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31That sounds amazing! You study being happy?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34And there she is being happy!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Basically, I'm going to show you what it's made of today.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Dr Happiness begins.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Hoop One, first of all.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Is she really doing a PhD in Happiness?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Improve people's happiness
0:24:45 > 0:24:47through behavioural economics.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Let's just run with happy.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51It's a PhD in Happiness.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55She'll be less happy now. She won't be happy with that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But even while subjected to mild peril, she is still smiling.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02That's what doctors of happiness are trained to do.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Will some of her happiness rub off on Granny?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08The old lady's not for turning.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Kate's from Brighton and has been
0:25:10 > 0:25:13running on the beach to make sure she's fit
0:25:13 > 0:25:17to take on the Big Red Balls. Here she goes.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oh-ho! That made everyone happy!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23It works. She's good at this.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Kate's dad finished the in 3 minutes 17.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Can Kate beat his time? Looking good so far.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33If she does, it'll prove that being happy
0:25:33 > 0:25:36is more important than being ridiculously brainy.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Over the first slice.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Come on, Kate! - Onto the second slice.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43She's over.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45This is a fantastic day for happiness.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47They do say that happiness
0:25:47 > 0:25:49is the most important thing in life.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Come on, Kate! Come on! Yes! Come on, Kate!
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Oh! I'm so happy(!)
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Dr Happiness completes the Qualifier
0:26:00 > 0:26:0340 seconds quicker than her dad.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Happy days! I'm all glowy inside.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08It's time for our happy leaderboard.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13Ecstatic in 1st place is Camp-uccino Mikey.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Overjoyed in 4th is Dr Happiness herself.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And flushed with endorphins in 7th is Lucy
0:26:19 > 0:26:20and her troublesome pants.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Mildly merry in 10th is Mark-o-leptic,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25with Dawn French II hanging on in 12th.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Seriously, I've never been so happy.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Happiness gets you a long way in life.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34But if you want to get noticed in life you'll need to invent
0:26:34 > 0:26:37something momentous and then name it after yourself.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Thank you Mr Corby, and your trouser flattening device.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Or, alternatively, you can apply for Winter Wipeout
0:26:44 > 0:26:47and do something utterly ridiculous. That'll get you noticed.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Paul from Brighton works in finance.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Sally from Edinburgh's a ballet teacher.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58And Katie's a fish finger from Grimsby.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00See, you've certainly noticed them!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03You've not met a fish finger before, then?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06No! I have never met a fish finger before!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I have. Long story.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Battered Katie on the hoops.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Fish finger and spaghetti hoops. Yum.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Wow! Katie's amazing!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21When Sally's not gathering nectar or teaching ballet,
0:27:21 > 0:27:23she's a student in human biology.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Granny won't be amused by the bee costume,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30but then, she hasn't smiled since 1935,
0:27:30 > 0:27:33which is the year she was born.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Sally, past Tevez the dog.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41The door's got her! So often the way. Oh!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Here comes Battered Katie.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Whoa!
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Right in the deep fat fryer!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Fish fingers and pie for a dessert. Mmm.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Paul's demonstrated how flexible he is.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Can he dodge Granny's man traps?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06No. No, clearly not.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09This could be difficult.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Tevez loves fish fingers.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- No, he couldn't resist. - Oh, no!
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Busy Bee Sally braces herself
0:28:19 > 0:28:21for the Big Balls.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Ah, no. Wet wings!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Here's Bendable Paul on the Toast Rack.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Some involuntary contortion going on.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Jumps over the windmill.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Careful, careful!
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Still on for a good time, though.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Katie's in the middle of the Toast Rack.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47- Mmm, fish finger toasty! - You all right, Katie?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55That Toast Rack is having fun with Katie,
0:28:55 > 0:28:57showing real backbone. She's staying.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Oh, careful! Stand up!
0:29:00 > 0:29:02I've never seen a fish finger
0:29:02 > 0:29:04with so much determination.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Or a backbone. That'd be terrible.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09Getting yourself noticed works.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Bendable Paul's 3 minutes 8,
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Battered Katie's 3 minutes 21,
0:29:14 > 0:29:16and Busy Bee Sally's 3 minutes 29,
0:29:16 > 0:29:18means they're all through to the next round.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22Today's next contestant is somewhat magical.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25The only way to greet a wizard is to summon him with a wand.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29So here goes. Winter Wipeout-iamus!
0:29:31 > 0:29:35- What makes you so magical?- If I could use that, behind your ear.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Have I used that coin, is that OK, if I use this?
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I keep a spare one up my nose. There you go.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Urgh, what dark arts were at work there?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Anyway, 19 year-old Dan sets off!
0:29:46 > 0:29:49I'm a fan of magic. This should be good.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Magic!
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Oh! Oooh, wow!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54What a trick.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Did he really go in the water, though?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Haven't got a clue how he did that!
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Alaka-Dan's lost his shoes.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03That's going to be tricky.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Oh, hello! He's made them reappear again.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Now that is magic! That bit isn't.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Alaka-Dan took a real hit there, and look, he's lost another shoe.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18I wonder if he'll magic that one back?
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Yep, he can! He's good!
0:30:21 > 0:30:22I don't know how he's doing that.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25I've seen David Blaine stand in a box
0:30:25 > 0:30:27but that's boring. This is better.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Look, there they are, on his feet.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Keep your eyes on them.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Here we go. Yep, they're both gone!
0:30:37 > 0:30:41There they are, both of them falling off straight into the water.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45Now, keep your eyes on his hands. And he'll magic them back again.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Oh, that is good!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51He must have some sort of magic pocket.
0:30:51 > 0:30:52Or he's using mirrors.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54He's onto the second slice
0:30:54 > 0:30:57of the Toast Rack. Can he make it across?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Come on Magic Dan! One more jump.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02One final trick and you are there!
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Yes! What a performance.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Just magic, and a weird shoe thing
0:31:09 > 0:31:11going on the whole time.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15I love magic so much now, I'm giving it a go myself.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Are you ready, Monkey? OK, when I say, go.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23Three, this is a serious trick, two, it's very gritty!
0:31:23 > 0:31:25One, stop! Stop! Wait.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28I forgot about Gritty Tony from Yorkshire, didn't I?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Let's pause the trick until he's finished, OK?
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Don't worry! You'll get your moment.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36There he is, at t't Balls!
0:31:36 > 0:31:37Oh, come on, Tony!
0:31:37 > 0:31:39(YORKSHIRE ACCENT) When I were a lad,
0:31:39 > 0:31:41them balls were twice the size,
0:31:41 > 0:31:44and t't water was made of poison!
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Anyway, here comes Gritty Tony!
0:31:52 > 0:31:53Ouch!
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Gritty stuff! I love this guy!
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Tony hauls himself to the final obstacle.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07He's been training for months
0:32:07 > 0:32:09so he can show his mates
0:32:09 > 0:32:11that he can do this,
0:32:11 > 0:32:14and clearly he can, cos he is!
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Come on, Tony! You can do this!
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Get onto the Toast Rack!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Come on, come on!
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Yes! He may not be the quickest,
0:32:24 > 0:32:26but who cares? This is about more
0:32:26 > 0:32:28than just times and trophies.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30This is about pride. Yorkshire pride.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36And that is why you are Gritty Tony.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Come on, Tony!
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Channel that Yorkshire grit!
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Do it for Sheffield! Do it for Leeds!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Do it for Halifax!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Do it for Pateley Bridge!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52He's on the last obstacle. Come on!
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Oh, no, no! You're all right!
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Come on, Gritty Tone! Finish it, man!
0:32:58 > 0:32:59One more jump,
0:32:59 > 0:33:01and you won't just be gritty,
0:33:01 > 0:33:03you will be legendary...
0:33:03 > 0:33:05and gritty.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Nearly there.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13It's been a long road. He's trained hard.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Travelled halfway round the world.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17But time now
0:33:17 > 0:33:21for the biggest journey of all.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Yes!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40That'll do, Tony! That'll do!
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I've only gone and done it!
0:33:43 > 0:33:45He's only gone and done it!
0:33:45 > 0:33:46Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
0:33:46 > 0:33:49He may not have made the Ski Lift.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51But there are 12 contestants who have.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Alaka-Dan pulls it out of the hat
0:33:53 > 0:33:56and takes pole position with Camp-uccino Mikey in 2nd.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Heightily Challenged Ed is in 4th,
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Mic-Launcher Millie's high-kicked it into 7th,
0:34:01 > 0:34:05whilst Medium Don Asad just scrapes through in 12th.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Hello. Monkey's gone for his tea break
0:34:10 > 0:34:13and I can't reach the latch from the inside.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17No, there's no way. I'll just try the magic words. Boxus openus!
0:34:17 > 0:34:22No. Nothing. It's time for the Ski Lift now,
0:34:22 > 0:34:27but first let's say goodbye to the losers. Hello, anyone?
0:34:27 > 0:34:31MUSIC: "When Will I See You Again" by the Three Degrees
0:34:43 > 0:34:47I love you, Amanda! I'm coming to marry you.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Ski Lift is a simple game on paper.
0:35:12 > 0:35:1612 competitors, 12 wobbly platforms, 12 handles.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Two giant sweeping ski poles, and thousands of troublesome snowflakes.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Fall in the icy water, you're out.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26Be one of the last five hanging and you're through to the next round.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- That's it. Rules done.- Now, I'm often told that Ski Lift is too hard
0:35:29 > 0:35:33and scary for the contestants. I get that. But I don't care!
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Spin 'em faster, I say!
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Are you all ready?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38ALL: Yes!
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Three, two, one!
0:35:41 > 0:35:44A quick reminder of who'll be holding on for dear life
0:35:44 > 0:35:48on the Ski Lift today. There's Alaka-Dan,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Camp-uccino Mikey,
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Well Don Moh
0:35:53 > 0:35:55and Heightily Challenged Ed.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58I know I'm not tall, but I'm not the smallest of all,
0:35:58 > 0:36:00and hopefully I'll beat them all! Come on!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Then Dr Happiness.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06I was top of the girls. Now I'm going to be on top of the world!
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Next, Fashion Clash Rebecca,
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Mic-Launcher Millie,
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Bendable Paul
0:36:12 > 0:36:14and Battered Katie.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18The breadcrumbs are off, I'm ready to get battered again! Come on!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20And finally, Busy Bee Sally,
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Lucy and her troublesome pants,
0:36:22 > 0:36:24and Medium Don Asad.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Last time I got through by the skin of my teeth.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Now I want to re-establish I'm the Don to beat! Get in there!
0:36:31 > 0:36:34There's no turning back now!
0:36:34 > 0:36:37That's because the Ski Lift has only got one working gear,
0:36:37 > 0:36:39and that's top!
0:36:42 > 0:36:45And the sweeping ski poles begin!
0:36:45 > 0:36:46And they're off!
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Here comes Katie. She's hanging on with her fish fingers.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Oh, that's a bit fishy!
0:36:55 > 0:36:59The last five hanging will progress to the next round.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00No fallers yet.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Katie's coming back round. Oh, and she's down!
0:37:08 > 0:37:12The fish in me wanted to get back in the water. It's where we belong!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15One down, 11 still hanging.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Frostbite probably setting in round about now!
0:37:20 > 0:37:24Those giant ski poles are getting ever higher.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Here's Moh! Whoa!
0:37:29 > 0:37:33I'm hoping Asad does it for the Don Squad. He deserves to.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36I'm hoping that he'll bring it back for us.
0:37:36 > 0:37:40Oh, that's a shocker! The fastest Don's gone!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42So, just ten now.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Oh, and Rebecca's down too!
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Fashion Clash Rebecca's just had a clash with the Sweeper...and lost.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55You have to have upper body strength. Just didn't have it.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57That's a real whack!
0:38:00 > 0:38:02The Ski Lift has already claimed three victims.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Those ski poles are above waist height
0:38:05 > 0:38:08and the blizzard's getting pretty thick out there now.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- Magic! Make it rain!- I think you'll find that's actually snow, Dan.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Not the easiest of conditions, but they're all faring pretty well.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19It's amazing what £10,000 will do for motivation.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24So, who's going to be next to join the fallen?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Oh, blimey. Who was that?
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Oh!
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Oh no, it's Lucy and her troublesome pants!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37I just got absolutely...gone!
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Like...gone!
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Probably a good job she changed out of those pants,
0:38:44 > 0:38:47cos I doubt they would have stayed on with a whack like that.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49That would have been awkward.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Back to the action. Bendable Paul keeping his bendable legs
0:38:52 > 0:38:56out of the way of those ski poles. Busy Bee Sally in a spin.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59And she's out! Ohh!
0:39:01 > 0:39:05If I can find a man that can wipe me off my feet like that can,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07I'll be one happy girl!
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Me too! No, not a...no, I meant I'd be happy for you!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Um...there are still seven hanging on.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16Camp-uccino Mikey, Dr Happiness, Alaka-Dan,
0:39:16 > 0:39:17Medium Don Asad,
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Heightily Challenged Ed,
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Mic-Launcher Millie and Bendable Paul.
0:39:21 > 0:39:27Now remember, only five can go through to Winter Blunderland.
0:39:27 > 0:39:32Oh, and Dr Happiness is out! She is not going through.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36It's chaos up there! Came out of nowhere. Got me in the chest.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Smacked in.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Five guys and one girl left up there.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44No-one wants to be the next faller.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46A-a-agh! Ohh!
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Oh, no! It's Millie!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Mic-Launcher Millie with a last hurrah for the girls!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I went out in the second round!
0:39:55 > 0:39:56Oh, Millie!
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Oh, and Asad has gone! What a hit! Another Don bites the dust,
0:40:02 > 0:40:04but this Don's still in the competition
0:40:04 > 0:40:07as he's scraped into the final five.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11Which means it's now Dan, Paul, Edward
0:40:11 > 0:40:14and Mikey vying for the title of Last Man Hanging.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15It's all for pride now.
0:40:18 > 0:40:24Oh, Camp-uccino Mikey's out. Just couldn't hold onto that handle.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Three left. Alaka-Dan swinging out a long way, watch out for that! Oh!
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Nothing magical about that!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Here's Edward! Ooh! He's landed on the next podium!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Incredible scenes on the Ski Lift. That was a new approach.
0:40:43 > 0:40:48Didn't quite work. But Heightily Challenged Ed finishes second.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Terrific stuff.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Which means today's Last Man Hanging is Bendable Paul.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Who would've thought it? Being bendy is actually good for something.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05You won't believe this,
0:41:05 > 0:41:07but I managed to escape from the saw-in-half box,
0:41:07 > 0:41:11and then got accidentally stuck in this straitjacket.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Just my luck! Well, I'll try and wriggle out of this
0:41:14 > 0:41:17in the time it takes for Winter Blunderland. Here I go.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Wish I was a bit more bendy.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31It all starts getting spinny in the Winter Whizzy.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Then in the middle there's lots of hitty, slappy and fally.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38They're on the mountain top today, where these psychotic skiers
0:41:38 > 0:41:41will be chucking massive ice cubes at their heads.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Last one to complete the course is out of the game.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47They then do it all again, and the first three across
0:41:47 > 0:41:52qualify for the Winter Wipeout Zone. Then shout "Hooray!" Then throw up.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54The most joyful thing about this time of year
0:41:54 > 0:41:57is trying to catch snowflakes with your tongue.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01Ahhh. The second most joyful thing is watching dizzy contestants
0:42:01 > 0:42:04getting pummelled with giant ice cubes. It's Winter Blunderland.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- Are you all ready?- Yes!- No!
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Three, two, one!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12So, time to unleash the mayhem!
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Here's a quick reminder of who is being dizzied on the Winter Whizzy!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19There's Bendable Paul.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Alaka-Dan.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Heightily Challenged Ed.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Camp-uccino Mikey.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- And Medium Don Asad.- Get in there!
0:42:37 > 0:42:40The Winter Whizzy powers down.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44The seatbelt sign goes off, and they are off.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Well, Mikey's off.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Oh, and Mikey's...off!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53An elaborate display of butch and camp all at the same time.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Alaka-Dan now.- That is magic!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Yeah, I think it is. Using magic to get to the crankshaft!
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Ooh, the Don Squad is off!
0:43:04 > 0:43:08Or Medium Don Asad, as he's known to everyone else.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Dan's magic Blunderland spell working well. Onto the Iceberg.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Oh dear. Ohhh!
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Probably used eye of newt rather than toad in his potion.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Common magic mistake.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Oh, no, Paul's in!
0:43:28 > 0:43:30He can get his leg over his head,
0:43:30 > 0:43:33but can't quite get is leg over a foam-covered box thing.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39That's Heightily Challenged Edward there. Nearly finished. Come on!
0:43:39 > 0:43:40Come on, Edward.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43And Edward is first through to the next round. Ha-ha!
0:43:45 > 0:43:51- Well done!- Will Mikey be joining him? Oh, no! Not yet, anyway.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Good technique.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Makes the jump onto the Iceberg.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04And with a dramatic flourish, he is through. That did the trick.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08D'oh, direct hit!
0:44:08 > 0:44:10And again, on Asad. He's on the Ro-terror-tator!
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Bendable Paul just got it again.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Those ice cube gentlemen really are on form today.
0:44:18 > 0:44:23- Don Squad!- Don Squad indeed! Oh!
0:44:23 > 0:44:25His beard just got in the way!
0:44:25 > 0:44:31I think it was his nose that got in the way there, Amanda, technically.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34Ooh, Paul slips.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38And Mikey takes the third spot, just one place remaining.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Will it be Paul or Asad?
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Asad struggling behind. Paul's got the advantage.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49Can he make it off the Ro-terror-tator to the Iceberg?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52No, he can't!
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Can Asad grab that final place?
0:44:56 > 0:45:00He succeeds where Paul's failed, just one leap left.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06And Asad and the Don Squad are still in this. Paul is out.
0:45:06 > 0:45:12Paul, my man. I mean, the strength of an ox. You almost did it!
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Yeah, I had half my body on the platform
0:45:14 > 0:45:16but the legs went and back in the water again.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Let's talk about those legs,
0:45:18 > 0:45:20the legs you're able to put behind your head!
0:45:20 > 0:45:22What happened to that trick?
0:45:22 > 0:45:25Oh, I needed it absolutely at that point in time, so...
0:45:25 > 0:45:28All right, my darling. Go get rested. We'll see you later.
0:45:28 > 0:45:32Time for another leisurely spin in the Winter Whizzy.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Ooh, this icy air really does clear the sinuses.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44The perfect way to start another Winter Blunderland.
0:45:46 > 0:45:51And Camp-uccino Mikey's straight out and over to the Frosty Flipper.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Edward and Asad, not so quickly.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Dan versus Mikey.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00He's had 'em.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04Ow! Mikey on the Crankshaft.
0:46:07 > 0:46:11Mikey off the Crankshaft onto the Ro-terror-tator.
0:46:11 > 0:46:12This is looking good.
0:46:12 > 0:46:17He's just onto the Iceberg, now. Just, oh no! No! Not anymore.
0:46:17 > 0:46:22But Alaka-Dan is showing that slow and steady could win this race!
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Oh, yes!
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Dan has done it. Dan is the first competitor into the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31Magic! Mikey, though, not far behind.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34The next two across that finish line will be joining Dan
0:46:34 > 0:46:35in the final Round.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38That's it, Mikey! Come on!
0:46:38 > 0:46:42Mikey could do with getting off there. Edward isn't far behind.
0:46:43 > 0:46:48All right, Mikey's done it. Onto the Iceberg. Losing his grip. Oh, no!
0:46:48 > 0:46:53Well, that could be it for Mikey. Edward and Asad are not far away.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59And here comes Edward. Just one more leap.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05And Edward is joining Dan in the Winter Wipeout Zone.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Asad's close, but having problems.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Oh, no! Don down!
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Mikey really needs to seize this chance now.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22That's it, Mikey! Give it one more push.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24He's got to jump soon.
0:47:24 > 0:47:28Asad is getting up that ladder, and looking strong still.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32Mikey, onto the Iceberg. Asad's reduced to just watching.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36He can only hope Mikey falls on this leap. It's his only chance.
0:47:37 > 0:47:41He's done it! Mikey is through to the Wipeout Zone,
0:47:41 > 0:47:44and sadly Medium Don Asad isn't.
0:47:45 > 0:47:50Aw, one by one today, the Dons have dropped out. It was not meant to be
0:47:50 > 0:47:52that a Don was going to make it to the Final.
0:47:52 > 0:47:56I'm just glad that I'm Don Number One, who's your number one Don?
0:47:56 > 0:48:00- Say it, say it.- You're my number one Don!- Brrrrap!
0:48:00 > 0:48:04Yes, brrrrap indeed. I couldn't have put it better myself.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Now, I haven't managed to escape the straitjacket, but fear not.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Mr Monkey says he's come up with a sure fire way of getting it off.
0:48:11 > 0:48:16Time to salute some of today's other heroes. This will work, won't it?
0:48:18 > 0:48:22I'm in the Winter Wipeout Final! It's hilarious.
0:48:22 > 0:48:23Can you describe it? No.
0:48:23 > 0:48:27I'm buzzing! I'm over the moon. I can't tell you how much it feels!
0:48:27 > 0:48:30I genuinely didn't anticipate this whatsoever.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35- Never ever thought I would get this far.- It's just madness.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38In my 19 years of existence, this is definitely
0:48:38 > 0:48:41one of the greatest experiences I've had.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42Right up there at the top.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45To go home and say, "I've done the Red Balls."
0:48:45 > 0:48:48I'm a legend now, aren't I?
0:48:48 > 0:48:51The fastest time on the Qualifier, that's a victory in itself.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54I'm glad I haven't screamed...
0:48:54 > 0:48:56..as much as I thought I would.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00I can cope with the pressure of the Wipeout Zone. I can bring my game.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I can step it up.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06I might be small in size but I bring a lot of strength and power.
0:49:06 > 0:49:10Just cos I don't look like the biggest guy
0:49:10 > 0:49:12doesn't mean I can't win this.
0:49:12 > 0:49:16I am doing this for myself, but I'm doing it for my mum, my dad,
0:49:16 > 0:49:19just so they know that I'm stronger than they thought I was.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22I joke about me oldest daughter being embarrassed.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25I think she'd be made up to go to school now and say
0:49:25 > 0:49:27"Did everyone see me dad on telly?"
0:49:27 > 0:49:30To be able to say "I won Winter Wipeout,"
0:49:30 > 0:49:32it would be a tagline for life.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Second best is not an option for me tonight.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Been knocked down many times, but I'm going to try me best.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Pressing that button. That's when the magic's going to happen.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44This will be the best performance of my life.
0:49:44 > 0:49:48Just bring it on, see what happens and may the best man win.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50Alakazam!
0:49:50 > 0:49:54It just means that I can prove to people
0:49:54 > 0:49:58I'm not just Michael from Birmingham that makes coffee.
0:50:02 > 0:50:07Icy thrills, icy spills, icy chills. That's a lot of ice.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12It must be the Winter Wipeout Zone, and Mikey is the first to brave it.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17I'm going to need a coffee after this. Amanda, get one ready!
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Yeah, and me. Two sugars, please.
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Superb nose-holding in tremendously difficult circumstances there.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28I'd have forgotten. Could have come off or anything!
0:50:31 > 0:50:33Camp-uccino Mikey begins
0:50:33 > 0:50:36his Winter Wipeout Zone,
0:50:36 > 0:50:38with no water up his nose.
0:50:40 > 0:50:41Come on, Mikey!
0:50:41 > 0:50:42First obstacle is
0:50:42 > 0:50:44the Slippery North Pole.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Although his wetsuit appears to be shrinking,
0:50:48 > 0:50:51the North Pole seems to present no problem!
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Next, the Icy Stairs, and...wow! Wow!
0:50:55 > 0:50:58- What?!- That was incredible!
0:50:59 > 0:51:02Ohhh, my goodness.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Mikey is refusing to get jolted off.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07He has cruised across the Icy Stairs.
0:51:07 > 0:51:11Ice Picks next. Past one, past...no, no!
0:51:11 > 0:51:16Mikey's in! Oh, Mikey's in! That looked so strong!
0:51:16 > 0:51:21Picked off by Pick Two, but this is still a very fast time so far.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24He's straight back up
0:51:24 > 0:51:27and ready for the Fright-cicles.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Come on, Mikey!
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Yes, yes! Come on!
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Ye-e-es, timed that perfectly.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38Waits for the gangway to line up.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42And he's done it.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Just the Impossible Snowflakes.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46This is impressive.
0:51:48 > 0:51:49Mikey clambers onto
0:51:49 > 0:51:52the first Impossible Snowflake.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54He jumps. Oh, this is incredible!
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Can he do the impossible?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Wow, just wow!
0:51:58 > 0:52:01That is the fastest time this series!
0:52:01 > 0:52:03And probably ever!
0:52:03 > 0:52:06Well, Mikey had set a hugely impressive benchmark,
0:52:06 > 0:52:09lightning fast on the stairs and he beat the Snowflakes.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12Oh, my goodness! That was amazing!
0:52:12 > 0:52:14I'm just so happy!
0:52:17 > 0:52:19That...was amazing! Amazing!
0:52:19 > 0:52:22You might be over the moon, you were also over that course
0:52:22 > 0:52:28in a very, very fast one minute and 48 seconds.
0:52:29 > 0:52:33Listen, it was fantastic. Yours is the time to beat.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36- But Edward is up next. Ready? - I'm ready.- Let's watch.
0:52:37 > 0:52:41To me wife and kids, I love ya and I'll try my best for ya.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44Oh, sweet! And us. Try for us as well.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47And the Pocket Rocket gets launched!
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Heightily Challenged Ed
0:52:56 > 0:52:58breaks the water with his face,
0:52:58 > 0:53:00and heads for the North Pole.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Unfortunately, he has to beat
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Mikey's incredible one minute 48,
0:53:04 > 0:53:08and that is no mean feat.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11The crowd are right behind him.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13At the Pole, can't afford
0:53:13 > 0:53:14to hang around long.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16- All right, come on. - Come on, Eddie!
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Onto the second, keep moving.
0:53:19 > 0:53:22That shaking does not make it easy
0:53:22 > 0:53:24but having no problems so far.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Onto the highest. Oh, no!
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Yes, onto the highest step.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30It's all downhill from here.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32But for your slow descent,
0:53:32 > 0:53:35another rapid one into that water.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38Oh, that step is buffeting him around.
0:53:38 > 0:53:39This is tough.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Made it onto the final one.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Come on, Ed! Come on!
0:53:45 > 0:53:47Oh, not good, not good!
0:53:47 > 0:53:49Oh, this is amazing!
0:53:49 > 0:53:52He really needs to storm across these.
0:53:52 > 0:53:53Ohhhh!
0:53:53 > 0:53:55ALL: Ohhhhh!
0:53:55 > 0:53:58The seconds continually ticking away,
0:53:58 > 0:54:02but if anyone's proved he's fast today, it is this Pocket Rocket.
0:54:02 > 0:54:03He might just do it yet.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Fright-cicles, next.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08He could do without the wait here.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Come on, Edward. Come on.
0:54:11 > 0:54:12Go, go, go, go!
0:54:12 > 0:54:14Yes, he's in the centre.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Yes, great. Come on, Ed! Move!
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Look at the clock, it's all too late.
0:54:24 > 0:54:28But he's onto the Impossible Snowflakes.
0:54:29 > 0:54:30Oh, no!
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Heightily Challenged Ed has really gone for it all day.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37He's done his family proud.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41It's the final climb
0:54:41 > 0:54:42for Heightily Challenged Ed.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44The crowd want him to win
0:54:44 > 0:54:46almost as much as he wants to himself.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47And there we are.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50Time for Amanda to break the news.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56Look at the steely determination on your face. How are you feeling, Ed?
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Absolutely done in!
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Brilliant experience.
0:55:01 > 0:55:02Absolutely fantastic.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Oh, listen. You were absolutely fantastic, Eddie.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08That was a mighty performance from you out there.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11But I've got to tell you, it wasn't big enough I'm afraid.
0:55:11 > 0:55:17Mikey was faster. Eddie, I'm sorry. But well done you, good job.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21Mikey, you know what this means!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Oh, here we go.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Dan is next to go, let's watch.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30It's time to sprinkle some magic on this bad boy.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34He'll have to pull something special out of his magic hat
0:55:34 > 0:55:37to beat Mikey's 1 minute 48 Winter Wipeout record.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Here we go.
0:55:44 > 0:55:45Straight in.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48Could this be magic?
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Alaka-Dan didn't drown
0:55:50 > 0:55:52so maybe he's a witch? I don't know.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54No, a duck. Don't know how it works.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Dan knows nothing
0:55:56 > 0:55:58about Mikey's spectacular time.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Needs to go as quickly as he can.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Comfortably conquers the North Pole.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Icy Stairs now. Mikey sprinted up these,
0:56:05 > 0:56:07so Dan cannot afford to hang around.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10This is a technique. And it's working.
0:56:12 > 0:56:13Never seen this done.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Getting bumped a bit on his way down.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19It's...oh! Oooh! Hanging on!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24He jumps and makes it!
0:56:24 > 0:56:25Icy Picks. Trying to outwit them.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28This is where Mikey fell in.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31Ooh, it worked, it worked.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33Onto the Fright-cicle gangway.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Amazing. Great skills here.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Dan waits for the gangway to come back.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Timing it. He's across.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Mikey needs to be worried now.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46This is a fantastic run!
0:56:46 > 0:56:49Impossible Snowflakes.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51If Dan can get across these,
0:56:51 > 0:56:52he will beat Mikey's time.
0:56:52 > 0:56:55Onto the first. Leaps...oh, no!
0:56:55 > 0:57:00Dan's first mistake. But he's still in with a chance.
0:57:00 > 0:57:04This is a breathtaking final. Staggering stuff.
0:57:04 > 0:57:05He can still do this.
0:57:05 > 0:57:08Look at the clock. I think he is.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Dan looks like he's going to do this!
0:57:12 > 0:57:15- 1 minute 34. Now that...- Wow!
0:57:15 > 0:57:17..is magic!
0:57:17 > 0:57:20So, Alaka-Dan beats Camp-uccino Mikey's incredible time
0:57:20 > 0:57:23by 14 seconds. Over to Amanda.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27Dan, Dan, the Magic Man! Come on out, my darling.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29That was pretty magical, Dan.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32Thank you so much. It was a magical experience for me.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Good. I have to tell you that Mikey was equal
0:57:35 > 0:57:38in the amazingness stakes here tonight.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41Absolutely brilliant, both of you.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44But you know that there is but one trophy to give away.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49And I'm going to give it to...
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Dan!
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Oh, congratulations, my man!
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Hard luck, Mikey!
0:58:00 > 0:58:03So Alaka-Dan has conjured up victory
0:58:03 > 0:58:06and is today's Winter Wipeout champion.
0:58:06 > 0:58:10But more impressive than that, I escaped from the straitjacket.
0:58:10 > 0:58:13How did I get out of it? Well, a great magician
0:58:13 > 0:58:15never gives away his tricks.
0:58:15 > 0:58:17So that's it for this week. Join me next time
0:58:17 > 0:58:20when the champions and runners-up throughout the series
0:58:20 > 0:58:22compete in Winter Wipeout, The Final.
0:58:35 > 0:58:39Until then, and from Amanda and me...and the fire brigade,
0:58:39 > 0:58:40it's goodbye.
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