0:00:04 > 0:00:11This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16'When I'm out there myself,
0:00:16 > 0:00:20'I can't seem to cope with the outside world, if you know what I mean?'
0:00:24 > 0:00:28'It's a lot harder on the outside than it is on the inside.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'Because when I'm outside I'm pure lost, I don't know what to do.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34'I don't know how to pay bills,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37'I just don't know how to structure my life.'
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'I need somebody to tell me what to do.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'The only time I stayed out of prison is when I had a girlfriend,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'and she was just telling me what to do, if you know what I mean?'
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'You have vivid dreams about outside, really vivid ones,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01'but I always end up thinking I'm outside.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03'And then, bang, you wake up and you're in here,
0:01:03 > 0:01:08'and you're like... "Fuck, I'm in jail".'
0:01:22 > 0:01:25SIRENS WAIL
0:01:54 > 0:01:58'Cos I won it last year, I don't know if they'll let me win it again this year.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00'But I'll give it a bash anyway.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02'It's this tough environment,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05'you don't want to be classed as a hairdresser.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08'A hairdresser is gay and a barber's not.'
0:02:14 > 0:02:16'It's a reputation in here as well.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19'It's a status thing in here, getting a bad haircut or a good haircut.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22'It's mad, it's pure crazy.'
0:02:23 > 0:02:26'You walk about with a bad haircut,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'you're not as clever as the other one that's got a good haircut.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31'Jail politics it's called.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:42'I think I'm the most well-known guy in Barlinnie anyway, definitely.'
0:02:58 > 0:03:01'Some people say you are born to do something, sort of thing.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05'It's as if it comes dead natural to me. I don't even think when I'm cutting,
0:03:05 > 0:03:11'I just let my hands go away and they just cut, if you know what I mean?'
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You've got to blend it right up on your head.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Rather than just blend it normally,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19you've got to blend it up and round. It's a lot better, but.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It's lying on they pillows, one side sticks up
0:03:22 > 0:03:24and you can't get it down and all that.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27'You get different people every time, you know?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31'I like to try and work out all the different people's characters.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34'You see people are similar to other people's characters.'
0:03:34 > 0:03:35You've not seen the back yet!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39That's you, my man, nearly finished.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43You said to me you'd stay off it. You're better staying away from it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Aye, I've been doing my AAs in here twice a week in here, mate.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You going to AA are you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Aye, they're good, mate.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You're better off staying away, mate.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Aye, definitely, mate, I've got far too much to lose.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm moving in to a new house and all.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01'I'm a barber, a social worker, a psychologist, all in the one day'.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Aye, it's nice, mate. Cheers. - All right, mate?- Aye.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06- Look at that, mate. - Cheers, mate.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You can't rush perfection, Tam. - I know, mate. Right, mate, cheers.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12See you later, Tam. See you later, pal.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16You want a haircut today, John?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20'Most of them come in because they've got visits, you know?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23' "I've got a visit today, can I get a haircut?"
0:04:23 > 0:04:24'Or court, even.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28'There was a guy in yesterday who was like that, "Shave it all off".
0:04:28 > 0:04:30'I'm like, "You're going to court, man".
0:04:30 > 0:04:32'He went, "Aye, you're right".
0:04:32 > 0:04:36'I just gave him a normal haircut. Instead of getting it shaved in
0:04:36 > 0:04:39'and going to court in his pure anti-authority haircut.'
0:04:43 > 0:04:47'Skinhead's an anti-authority haircut, isn't it?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50'That's what it says, isn't it? What it screams out.'
0:04:53 > 0:04:57'I was up in Shotts Prison cutting guys' hair, like, murderers and...
0:04:57 > 0:05:03'In that wee ten minutes with them, they were totally different guys.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'You're getting to know the real guys.'
0:05:05 > 0:05:09'Obviously, there's guys that really deserve prison,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12'but there are guys like you yourself who had five minutes of utter madness
0:05:12 > 0:05:16'and they're in prison for the rest of their lives, sort of thing.'
0:05:18 > 0:05:22'These guys regret every single minute of it for the rest of their life.'
0:05:24 > 0:05:28'It's unbelievable the amount of same faces that come back in.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32'Joe that got out of here just last week, he's back already, and he was only out a week.'
0:05:33 > 0:05:38'My biggest fear's coming back, that's definitely my biggest fear.'
0:05:41 > 0:05:44'See, in here, I keep my mind outside.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47'My brain is not in here with me, ken what I mean?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49'My body's doing the time.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:57'I'm reasonably trusted up here. I handle a pair of scissors every single day.'
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I got Sweeney Todd!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07'I'm in for murder. I'm in so...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09'But yet I'm trusted with a pair of scissors.'
0:06:10 > 0:06:14'It's a volatile place, ken what I mean?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16'Things can spark off like that.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18'If somebody says something stupid
0:06:18 > 0:06:21'and I'm standing there with a pair of scissors in my hand
0:06:21 > 0:06:23'that are sharp enough to cut a throat...'
0:06:26 > 0:06:28'I'm trusted not to do that.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32'Well, that is something that I really, really appreciate.'
0:06:40 > 0:06:44You know they're even bringing out Mars bars with the English flag on?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Mars bars with the English flag!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09'I took six weeks off there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15'I was lying feeling sorry for myself, down in the dumps.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19'But I gave myself a kick up the backside.'
0:07:21 > 0:07:24'Me and Karen had spoken.'
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Guys, come and get your scissors.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29'I can talk to her about things
0:07:29 > 0:07:33'that I wouldn't talk to other people about and just...
0:07:33 > 0:07:35'She's been great.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40'She sort of gave us the mornings off,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'just come in and work in the afternoons.'
0:07:46 > 0:07:51'See, when I first started cutting the hair, I just started panicking.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54'Like, "Karen! Come and help us!"
0:07:54 > 0:07:56'When I first started, I was like "Oh."
0:07:56 > 0:08:01'In the end she just taught us how to cut the hair.'
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's a section thing.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08See what you're doing there?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- It's because it's wet it stays like that, eh?- Yeah.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12There's your line under there,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15you hold the hair at right angles.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17'She's given us that wee bit of space,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20'that wee bit of time to try and get my head cleared.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:27'Sometimes I bounce back quicker than others.'
0:08:33 > 0:08:39'You see an advert on the telly, kids getting abused or something,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41'it brings all these memories back.'
0:08:43 > 0:08:46'Cos my dad was a vicious, vicious man, eh?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49'I've just always got this recurring dream
0:08:49 > 0:08:51'that he's chasing us through this cornfield
0:08:51 > 0:08:53'that used to be at my bit, eh?'
0:08:56 > 0:09:00'Chasing us through this cornfield and I used to...be hiding.'
0:09:03 > 0:09:04'Dive down and hide.'
0:09:10 > 0:09:13'It's good when I have the good dreams, ken?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15'I wake up in a brilliant mood
0:09:15 > 0:09:18'and it's like, "Yeah, I've had a good one, eventually," ken?'
0:09:21 > 0:09:25'I wouldn't mind getting involved, once I've sorted myself out,
0:09:25 > 0:09:27'in helping other victims and that, eh?'
0:09:29 > 0:09:34'I think I could be a good help 'once I get myself better.'
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Right, ladies,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53are we ready to get you up to the salon?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03They used to bring us in biscuits, fags, cakes - the lot!
0:10:03 > 0:10:08But they put a stop to it. They said it was trafficking!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11So they weren't allowed to bring us in anything, not even a magazine!
0:10:11 > 0:10:16And they don't like it because they're getting their hair done for free every week,
0:10:16 > 0:10:21so they like to bring us something in, but they're just not allowed to.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Right, ladies, I'll take you in.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'I've been away from my young daughter.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46'And she's asking why can't she come to my house.'
0:10:50 > 0:10:52'I said, "Remember Mummy put you on the naughty step -
0:10:52 > 0:10:56'"for a minute every year of your age - two and a half minutes?"
0:10:56 > 0:10:58'I said, "Well Mummy's too big for the naughty step
0:10:58 > 0:11:01'"so the policeman came and put Mummy in the big house
0:11:01 > 0:11:03'"with lots of other ladies who have been naughty."'
0:11:05 > 0:11:10'And she said, "Have you not been good yet, Mummy, so you can come home?"'
0:11:11 > 0:11:15'And I said, "I have but I've still got to stay here to make sure I'm good."'
0:11:19 > 0:11:22'You fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows.'
0:11:27 > 0:11:31'I've done all my hairdressing, I'm fully qualified in that.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34'And I'm going to open a hairdressers after the barbering.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39'I'm not going to work for anyone else.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43'I'm not going to embarrass myself by showing them my CV,
0:11:43 > 0:11:47'saying that I've had a murder charge, do you know what I mean?'
0:11:49 > 0:11:52'I wouldn't employ anyone that had done that.'
0:11:57 > 0:12:00'I can't really remember the past few years.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02'I know I've been in here
0:12:02 > 0:12:06'but if I was to open up to it fully, I think I'd be in a pure mess.'
0:12:09 > 0:12:12'I just want to go home and I want my mum to hold me
0:12:12 > 0:12:14'and say, "It's all over now."'
0:12:49 > 0:12:52'14 and a half years. I've been in jail since I was 16.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54'I counted it up a few weeks ago.'
0:12:56 > 0:13:01'I used to want to be a bus driver, I know it sounds daft, but I wanted to be a bus driver.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04'A guy called Donald McDonald, he used to let me on the bus and I used to go away
0:13:04 > 0:13:09'and he used to actually let me drive a big double-decker bus when I was 12.'
0:13:12 > 0:13:14'When I get out, I keep dreaming that I'll do a lot better
0:13:14 > 0:13:18'and I'll not get in to any trouble, I'll get a job and get a house.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23'That's what keeps me going. Being positive about the future, sort of thing.'
0:13:25 > 0:13:28'My future is that bright, I've got to wear shades, you know?'
0:13:32 > 0:13:34'I couldn't say that I've had a bad life.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38'I had a cracking mum and dad, a cracking upbringing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41'It was just the area where we grew up.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43'It was like...there was nothing for us to do.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:48'My mum and dad split up and I went off the rails a wee bit when I was 15.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51'That's when I started going a wee bit mad.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53'My mum's really liberal, you know?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56'She's that laid back, she's horizontal.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- So what's different this time? - It just feels different.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Drugs was my problem, that was a bad thing all my life, you know that.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- You've just got to say no. - Aye, that's all finished with now.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18You were always a boy that could never say no but you've got to say no this time.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- I mean that from the bottom of my heart.- I know, Mum. - You've got two beautiful kids.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25To me, you didn't have any problems.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You were creating them for yourself. And then they were hurting me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You weren't the one that was hurting.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34But the last time you come up to me and you collapsed in my arms and what did you say to me?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36"Mum, I need help."
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I said, "Tell me what you want, tell me how to help you."
0:14:40 > 0:14:44And you said, "Dial 999 and tell the police where I am."
0:14:46 > 0:14:49'I regret the last 17 years.'
0:14:52 > 0:14:55'I'm 33 and heroin has affected my whole.'
0:14:58 > 0:15:01'I'm still paying for it 10, 15 years later.'
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Bring it in a bit, it's a bit better like that, know what I mean?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It looks a lot better now, Jolly, know what I'm talking about?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19When you bring it in like that, you use that wee angle of the heid
0:15:19 > 0:15:22to get a wee natural blend. A wee flick of the wrist.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh, look at this - he's getting a wee boy band haircut.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27A boy band haircut, he's getting. JLS.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32- Get the gel out. - I'm on the receiving end of it here. The gloves are off.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Get the gel out. - You better give me a bit of gel.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Here, Shockwaves!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm trying to get sponsored by them.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Number eight.- Eight? There?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51One, two, three, four, five, six? There?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Puk gaai? Asshole? Me no puk gaai, no?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03No, he says no. Wait till I finish and he might call me that.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05This is Glasgow, just get his haircut!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Oh, there's James in behind me again.- Seriously, man!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- How is it, all right? - I don't know, what do you think?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23OK, mate? Where's your clippers, Andy?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25So just to taper a bit at the top of it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- See as you run through the top of it?- Aye.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Fringe.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35There you go, my friend, that's you.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- That's you, xie xie. - Xie xie.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Chinese for thank you. - Thank you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44There you go.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Got my stars done, my lines done and my spikes cut down with Duffy.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54So what are you getting?
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Right, I want it taken down, put that back in a ponytail
0:16:58 > 0:17:05then take that right down to a number two and then just tribal it in.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Have you left enough hair to the fucking cutting in?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Aye, definitely, it's only one and a half.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Aye one and half maximum. Aye, excellent, that's all right.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22'I have to be careful with people who've spent a lot of years behind bars.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27'You could say something wrong. You have to watch what you're saying.'
0:17:29 > 0:17:33There's no hair there, why are you cutting it?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Not much left, is there? - Aye, there's not much left up there.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Doesn't mean you've got to rub the last couple of hairs off either.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42So, you ever dye your hair?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46No, I don't dye my hair.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49You're really funny. I thought you were a hairdresser, not a comedian.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51'You always have to respect strangers
0:17:51 > 0:17:54'because you don't know who you're going to meet.'
0:17:54 > 0:17:57So, how long you been in the jail?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- 16 months now. - 16 months, is that it?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I've been in for about just over two years, this sentence.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06All in Scotland, aye?
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Aye, just this sentence, so far. Altogether 22 and a half.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- 22 and a half?- Aye.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Do you do the gym?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Yeah, I go to the gym, aye, it's the only good thing you get.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Besides getting your hair cut.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- That's another good thing - you can get your haircut.- Aye.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- At least they spend a bit of money. - From perfectionists, innit?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Now, you watch that ponytail or you'll be dying.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Aye, definitely, mate.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Why are you getting the highlights?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Just for something different, man.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Something different?- Aye.
0:18:51 > 0:18:58Quite a lot of female staff come in and get their's done, as well, so...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01..keeps us busy.
0:19:08 > 0:19:14So what's happening with the competition, tomorrow? Are the lasses coming from Cornton Vale as well?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Probably, aye.- Barlinnie?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Are they coming from all over the place, all the different jails?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Bit of recognition for all your work.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28'Just a jail competition.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32'And after that, I don't think we've got any future, to be honest.'
0:19:37 > 0:19:40See for the competition, I'm going to cut your hair, right?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43See how we've left it to grow a bit?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Aye it isn't half, it's like a mattress up the top.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I'm just going to, just going to do your normal style of haircut,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53just bring it in a good bit with just scissors over comb.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56We'll not be using any clippers at all.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Aye, just cutting with scissors and comb.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Years ago, the old guy that taught me,
0:20:00 > 0:20:04he says a good barber doesn't touch the hair with his hands, know what I mean?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Just cos you're in the jail doesn't mean you can't get a decent haircut.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11You'll be able to see for yourselves, know what I mean?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Saving the best till last.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Is that sweat on his head or water?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24That's it, I'm going to this competition to get a shot at the title.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- That's how he's been crowned three times.- That's it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Looks like he's got a tattie-head.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Look at Alfie with the shield. - This what they're all fighting for, we hold it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40We are the best. Bring it all on, all comers.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44If you think you're hard enough.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54You probably get more of a decent haircut in here sometimes than you would outside.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- There you go, there's a towel. - Do you want me to finish it off for you, pal?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Happy, my friend?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Right, Steg, on you go!
0:21:13 > 0:21:18'The real prize is getting out that front gate. That's my first prize.'
0:21:23 > 0:21:26'Next competition I'll do, is the one on the outside'
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Morning, everybody, my pleasure as governor of Glenochil
0:21:35 > 0:21:38to extend a very warm welcome to you all.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41This is the annual hairdressing competition.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Relax, enjoy the setting, enjoy the competition
0:21:45 > 0:21:48and I'm sure you will all do your best.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00That's time now, if you'd like to start. You have an hour.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Good luck!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35You've got five minutes left and then down tools, OK?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21So, we'll do the results in reverse order.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Third prize goes to Perth prison - Colin Cowie.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27APPLAUSE
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Second prize...Francis Duffy.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40APPLAUSE
0:23:48 > 0:23:50And for first prize
0:23:50 > 0:23:54we move to home territory, Glenochil - Andrejz Balzac.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56APPLAUSE
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Takes you a wee while to get used to not being with all the noise
0:25:16 > 0:25:20and all the... It's like a bear being in a cage for years
0:25:20 > 0:25:23and then you let it out in the woods, it doesn't...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's a wee bit confused, if you know what I mean.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Have you been over to Ireland, lately?- Two weeks ago.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- Did you tell everyone I was asking for them?- I told every one of them.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Did you tell them I was working away on some ship somewhere?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51The Good Ship Lollipop.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54We'll need to get you a wee comb through,
0:25:54 > 0:25:58if you know what I mean. A wee dye.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I was telling them that you won the hairstylist.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Oh, the hairdressing competition - The hairstylist.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Well, I came in second, Mum. Raging about that.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- You still won it. - I won it the year before, aye, but...
0:26:10 > 0:26:14It's a good achievement that you done that, you won that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19And you're the barber of the year, I have the photograph to prove it.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20And the trophies.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- Don't take any off the front. - I'm not going to.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- You're looking grand. - Am I looking good, Mum?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- You're looking good.- I was sitting out in the sun the other day.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- So what's on the agenda now, then? - I don't know, Mum, to be honest.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45I'm just going to take my time this time, just not rush into things.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Nice wee thingummy, it goes into the middle here.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I know, I like my hair short, I don't like long hair.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I know you don't like it that long. All right, Mum?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Grand.- Are you a happy chappie? - That's lovely
0:27:05 > 0:27:07There you go now.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Can I make the appointment for next week?- That'll be £17.50.- Away!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- I'll give you £18.- Is that all?
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Can I make an appointment for next week?- Yes, you can.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Just a dry trim. - A dry trim, £18 again.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- That's all right, Frannie, £18. - I'll give you two for £20 this time. That's you.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Thank you. Thank you. - Glad to have me back?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I'm glad to have you back, Son.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Even if it's for the haircut. - Oh, is that all?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I can go away now you've had your haircut?!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- No, that was lovely. - Right, cup of tea now?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Yes, get the kettle on.- Kettle's on.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59'I need to go and do something, so my kids can look up at me
0:27:59 > 0:28:01'and say, "That's my Dad," sort of thing.'
0:28:03 > 0:28:06'I'd like to just start afresh.'
0:28:08 > 0:28:11'I'm only 33. 33's not that old.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14'I don't think it's old anyway, you know what I mean?'
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