0:00:56 > 0:00:57SHE LAUGHS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hello? Hi!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Oh, ye-ha(!)- Cheers, cheers.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21SHE SQUEALS
0:04:58 > 0:05:02MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Hello? Hello?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Ah-ha.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27SHE LAUGHS
0:05:45 > 0:05:47THEY LAUGH
0:06:13 > 0:06:17OK. Right. Cheers, cheers.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49THEY LAUGH
0:07:15 > 0:07:17SHE LAUGHS
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, sorry. Oh!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Yeah?- Yep.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Thank you.- Cheers.- See you later.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14THEY LAUGH
0:10:05 > 0:10:09You mean Can't Cook, Don't Cook!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Mmmmm!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04BAGPIPES PLAY
0:13:06 > 0:13:10They're now coming out for the third and last throw of the shot put.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47'Awww!'
0:14:03 > 0:14:04HE SHOUTS
0:15:07 > 0:15:10SHE SINGS TO HERSELF
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Oh!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21SMOKE ALARM BEEPS
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Hello!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54There you go. That's 50p.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Thank you very much.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Ah, hold on, hold on!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Have you got macaroni as well?- Oh, we do!- Ah, there we go.- Excellent!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Wo-ho! That's our first macaroni. Yeah!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Wo-ho!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39There you go. Do you not want a wee roll to go with that coffee?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- A wee roll?- A wee roll. - Sausage, black pudding...
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Stornoway black pudding- ..and bacon. - Oh, no, not that.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- How about macaroni?- Ha-ha! - We have macaroni.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- I tell you, I will take a sausage roll.- Awww, excellent!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35'Just to let all you visitors know, there's a row of vintage cars down behind us,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39'so you can all come down and have a look at the vintage cars
0:17:39 > 0:17:40'anytime you want.'
0:17:48 > 0:17:50'Another announcement - 12.15 at the barbeque...'
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Tea, coffee...- Hot chocolate! - Hot chocolate.- Broth.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, thank you very much.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Right, ladies and gentlemen, I've got an announcement here from Joy
0:18:26 > 0:18:29and she's gonna tell you...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Thank you.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19THEY CHAT IN GAELIC
0:19:44 > 0:19:47MEAT SIZZLES
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- There's a hole in the bottom of it.- Oh, no - aargh!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Let me dump that in the bin, I think. Oh, my goodness.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Oh, no!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51SHE GASPS
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Hiya.- Can I have a couple of these?- Yep. Macaroni.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13'..You are thirsty, the bar is open...'
0:21:13 > 0:21:16LAUGHTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:58'It's a wonderful day, with forecasts warning for heavy rain...
0:21:58 > 0:22:03'I wondered if I was going to have to wear my designer tartan wellies.'
0:23:04 > 0:23:06SMOKE ALARM BEEPS
0:23:10 > 0:23:16It's gonna be a few minutes, we're still cooking some more sausages. Is there anything else you want?
0:23:22 > 0:23:28- Have you got any sausage rolls? - There ARE sausage rolls.- Where? - In the kitchen, at the moment.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Hi.- Can I have macaroni, please? - You can, yep. Macaroni, Ishi.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- SMOKE ALARM BEEPS - Someone take that fire alarm off!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43OIL SIZZLES
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Aargh!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Whoo!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Aargh! - THE CROWD CHEERS
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Anybody like some bacon or black pudding or anything to take away?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I bought too much. Can I just leave this here?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I'll maybe go and get the rest of the stuff.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36How about rolls?!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Enjoy. Do you want plastic cups? ALL:- Yes, please.- OK.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51Pasta, sandwich bags, hot chocolate,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53tea bags, coffee...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I'm ready to feed the 5,000, do you know? Whatever's needed.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Wooow!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55£450.06.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- £456?- £456.
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