:00:13. > :00:16.Don't Tell The Bride is coming down your chimney with a Christmas
:00:16. > :00:20.revenge special. It is like my worst nightmare. Stuff crap, it is
:00:20. > :00:24.my wedding. This isn't fair. I was absolutely
:00:24. > :00:28.livid. We will take a festive look back at some of your favourite
:00:28. > :00:34.brides who were brave enough to let their groom plan their special day.
:00:34. > :00:41.I felt I was in fancy dress. Why has he told me to do this.
:00:41. > :00:46.was going to do exact liaise wanted it with a tiny bit of thought for
:00:46. > :00:52.lawyeren's ceremony. When I saw him it was horrible, I felt I would
:00:52. > :00:56.burst into tears. A fishing boat on my wedding day. Thorpe Park on my
:00:56. > :01:05.wedding day. Skydive on my wedding day. Today is pay back for the
:01:05. > :01:15.grooms, as they give the Christmas gift of their groom'sate mares.
:01:15. > :01:18.
:01:18. > :01:24.Absolute arsehole! Remember Kayleigh and Steven, she
:01:24. > :01:28.was the wannabe WAG with her heart set on fairytale wedding. When you
:01:28. > :01:34.are a little girl, this is it. was the ex-footballer who thought,
:01:34. > :01:39.sod that, let's stick her on a rollercoaster at Thorpe Park
:01:39. > :01:46.instead. It was less white wedding and more sort of white nuing
:01:46. > :01:51.knuckle. Shut the BEEP up, why are we here, why am I at Thorpe Park on
:01:51. > :01:57.my wedding day. A good day for me, not for Kayleigh. What did Kayleigh
:01:58. > :02:02.make of her big day on the big dipper? I will be remembered as the
:02:02. > :02:08.Thorpe Park bride. They started well, they picked the perfect dress
:02:08. > :02:15.and shoes. Shut up, wow. And who can forget the surprise hen
:02:15. > :02:21.do party present. I have been sent by Steve to do you a vajazzle.
:02:21. > :02:27.what a ledg. It isn't sink when Steven would be planning my wedding
:02:27. > :02:31.when he literally left me. And then my friend came round and I thought,
:02:31. > :02:35.oh Christ. Didn't we all, but when the perfect car showed up it seemed
:02:35. > :02:40.to be the perfect day. Sadly, this wouldn't be the only thing she
:02:40. > :02:45.would be riding in. I have to put a blindfold on you. When I put the
:02:45. > :02:52.blindfold on I was excited, I love a surprise, I wonder where we are
:02:52. > :02:56.going. Is it like a fun fair? I can hear music, and I wear I just
:02:56. > :03:02.heard something from a clown. Then I just thought, please, don't, say
:03:02. > :03:07.we are where we are. Have we taken me to a fun fair before the bloody
:03:07. > :03:15.wedding, do I look in the mood for a fun fair. This isn't fair and
:03:15. > :03:19.this isn't funny. I'm scared. I don't want to open my eyes. When I
:03:19. > :03:24.look my blindfold off my heart sunk, I was getting more and more angry,
:03:24. > :03:26.why are we here, what is going on. "The last two weeks have been a
:03:26. > :03:29.rollercoaster for me, please experience a little bit of what I
:03:29. > :03:34.have been through. And go on now, what is my favourite ride of all
:03:34. > :03:40.time, this is the ride that I found the real you, who I adore.
:03:40. > :03:45.All my loves and kisses for the rest of my life, your soon-to-be
:03:45. > :03:49.husband!" no. I thought I can't do this, how on earth can I physically
:03:49. > :03:55.do this, this is ridiculous. Let's go and have a look for a laugh.
:03:55. > :03:59.won't laugh if I get my dress dirty, my pretty shoes. I did ask them to
:03:59. > :04:05.wipe the seats down, so that it would be a little bit cleaner, not
:04:05. > :04:10.dirty or anything. I didn't think the dress wouldn't fit on there.
:04:10. > :04:16.No. Why has he told me to do this in my wedding dress. I think it is
:04:16. > :04:21.just as stupid as you do. lock's sake. Was physically
:04:21. > :04:26.impossible, I would have had to move the hoop above my head, and
:04:26. > :04:28.all the undercarriage would be hanging out. I thought what if the
:04:28. > :04:32.ride malfunctions because of the dress and I would die. I was
:04:32. > :04:37.working myself into a real state. I just don't understand.
:04:37. > :04:41.I just really don't locking get it. Could you not have? No I just want
:04:41. > :04:45.to go. I just she would do it, sit down
:04:45. > :04:49.and relax. It didn't quite work. You have done all of this for no
:04:49. > :04:53.reason, whatsoever, what a locking prick.
:04:53. > :04:57.I had no idea how much I swore until watching it back, I was
:04:57. > :05:01.mortified by how much I was swearing, I was so stressed and so
:05:02. > :05:06.anxious and worried and frustrated. And we are two hours late, I have
:05:06. > :05:11.still got to go and get my hair done, we are in the middle of
:05:11. > :05:17.Thorpe Park, I lost my rag. After a bumpy morning, the bride set off to
:05:17. > :05:22.see her groom and the mood improved, for a while at least. You're
:05:22. > :05:26.getting married, oh my God. Shut up! The only thing in my head was
:05:26. > :05:31.just like, oh my God, I'm about to become a wife, and I'm about to
:05:31. > :05:35.become Steve's wife. It was just the most amazing feeling ever. Then
:05:35. > :05:41.walking in and seeing Steve and, I don't know how I didn't cry. I
:05:41. > :05:47.wanted to sob. I did cry a bit. I just wanted to throw my arms around
:05:47. > :05:53.him and just never let him go. I promise to care for you.
:05:53. > :05:59.To remain true to you. And above all, to respect and love you always.
:05:59. > :06:07.So I'm very happy to tell you, you are now husband and wife,
:06:07. > :06:11.congratulations to you both. all that with a vajazzle, but just
:06:11. > :06:17.as Kay Logan to relax, there was an announcement. Steve and Kayleigh we
:06:17. > :06:22.are going to make a move. Where to? You will find out. You all remember
:06:22. > :06:26.what happened next. Does everyone else know where they are going.
:06:26. > :06:32.They will do. I suddenly noticed we were heading back down the same
:06:32. > :06:38.route we had come down. We are going back to Thorpe Park. Why?
:06:38. > :06:42.we going back to Thorpe Park? We're going back to Thorpe Park, why?
:06:42. > :06:47.is the bit where Steve edges back into the car, he's like. I thought
:06:47. > :06:57.she was going to give me a smack or something. I was like, are we going
:06:57. > :07:07.back, and's like, yeah. Why? Babe, this is such a stupid idea.
:07:07. > :07:07.
:07:07. > :07:12.So you don't want to go round the park? No. Everyone has queue jumps?
:07:12. > :07:18.Are you joking. No-one wants to go around on rides ts a wedding.
:07:18. > :07:24.People want to have a drink, and a chat, and a nice photo, not
:07:24. > :07:29.screaming at 100 miles an hour. Kayleigh and Steve are on the way
:07:29. > :07:33.to the reception half a mile away. Could they not provide transport.
:07:33. > :07:37.It was going through my mind that I ruined my wife's wedding day, the
:07:37. > :07:46.only one she would have, it really upset me.
:07:46. > :07:56.Look, I'm so sorry. Just. Just when things couldn't possibly get worse.
:07:56. > :07:56.
:07:56. > :08:01.My heel is broken. I just want to go home. I genuinely
:08:01. > :08:05.just cried, when I said I wanted to go home, I thought I really do, I
:08:05. > :08:09.thought everyone will understand, I want me, Steve and the boys to go
:08:09. > :08:13.home and just be a family again. It was awful. It really hurt, so all I
:08:13. > :08:19.could think of was what I could do just to try to cheer her up and
:08:19. > :08:28.make the day better. Thankfully Steve knows the way to a
:08:28. > :08:38.woman's heart is through soft furnishings. Oh my God. Oh my God,
:08:38. > :08:43.
:08:43. > :08:49.what is that? A chase long. Chaise longe. Why is there a pony?
:08:49. > :08:54.The cake is perfect. Gold and silver crown. Against all the odds,
:08:54. > :08:58.Steve managed to give Kayleigh a tiny bit of the WAG wedding she
:08:58. > :09:03.wanted. I love it, it is just amazing. I definitely felt our
:09:03. > :09:07.relationship stronger since doing the show. I think so. Because those
:09:07. > :09:14.three weeks apart was probably the worst thing that can happen to a
:09:14. > :09:20.relationship, isn't T I love you. Perfect, thank you so much.
:09:20. > :09:26.But has Kayleigh really for given for Thorpe Park, of course she --
:09:26. > :09:30.forgiven Steve for Thorpe Park? Of course she has. I wanted to say
:09:30. > :09:34.thank you for sending me to Thorpe Park on the morning of my wedding.
:09:35. > :09:42.This is for you. Can you hope it? You want me to open it? Yes, sir
:09:42. > :09:48.please. You're going to get a Pejazzle.
:09:48. > :09:56.you serious? Yeah. I'm not getting it. I'm not being funny, you sent
:09:56. > :10:01.me on a ride on the morning of our wedding in my dress. I don't want a
:10:01. > :10:09.Pejazzle! Are you serious? Merry Christmas. So our own presidential
:10:09. > :10:15.Santa arrives. It is going to hurt isn't it?
:10:15. > :10:20.I bet you wish you never got her that vajazzle for the wedding now.
:10:20. > :10:30.Watch out for his baubles. Thorpe Park never hurt you? It did,
:10:30. > :10:37.
:10:37. > :10:41.emotionally. You're done.
:10:42. > :10:49.I love it, how cute is that? will go down a treat in the showers
:10:49. > :10:53.after football. Let's deck the halls with Mel and
:10:53. > :10:57.Harry. We all remember Harry, the lager-
:10:57. > :11:04.loving fisherman who spent all his time in the sea, and of course,
:11:04. > :11:11.fish-hating fitness freak, Mel, who spent six nights a week at aerobics.
:11:11. > :11:16.It is not exercise, just messing around. Opposites attract, they
:11:16. > :11:20.couldn't keep their hands off each other. We will be the randy couple.
:11:20. > :11:24.Who can forget how she arrived at the wedding? I never imagined to be
:11:24. > :11:31.on a fishing boat on my wedding day. But the day before the wedding, all
:11:31. > :11:35.wasn't well when Mel started to smell something fishy. Fish,
:11:35. > :11:40.wellies. When I received my invitation and it had the wellies
:11:40. > :11:44.in the box and the fishing socks, my mind started running wild, I
:11:44. > :11:50.thought, oh no, I have lost all control. With Harry at the rudder,
:11:50. > :11:55.Mel was lucky to get an invitation at all. One of the worst decision
:11:55. > :11:59.was not sending all the invites and not letting everyone know about the
:11:59. > :12:02.wedding. I was trying not to think about anything to do with the
:12:02. > :12:06.wedding, going to all the classes every night, so many people were
:12:06. > :12:12.ringing my mum's house and saying where will the wedding be, I
:12:12. > :12:20.started to worry. A bit of glue, it is like Art Attack. How many have I
:12:20. > :12:23.got? 25, I need more than that. My invitation only got --
:12:23. > :12:28.invitation only just got to me the night before, we only just chucked
:12:28. > :12:32.out the invitations for everyone else. Not one person had an invite.
:12:32. > :12:38.I'm struggling with this, it is doing my head in. It worked out
:12:38. > :12:41.really well in the end, there wasn't room in the church. A lot of
:12:41. > :12:46.people missed the meal, there was a table free, there could have been
:12:46. > :12:52.more people eating. Still the big day started out
:12:52. > :13:02.fairly fish-free. Cool, camper van. When I got into the camper van, I
:13:02. > :13:05.
:13:05. > :13:09.thought maybe we were going down to Manor Bier Church. Mel dreamed of a
:13:09. > :13:13.church wedding, fortunately where her grandfather is buried and her
:13:13. > :13:17.dad's ashes are scattered was down the road. But that wasn't where
:13:17. > :13:24.she's getting married. When we turned in the opposite direction, I
:13:24. > :13:27.thought where are we going. When we arrived and I saw all the signs
:13:28. > :13:31.outside I thought, we're getting married at a pub. If it was me
:13:31. > :13:35.planning it, I wouldn't have done it at the Longhouse, I would have
:13:35. > :13:39.done it at the church. It was amazing seeing Mel for the first
:13:39. > :13:48.time in three weeks, no matter how bad I could have done, I knew she
:13:48. > :13:53.would be happy to see me. To take thee, Matthew, Harry Cromwell, to
:13:53. > :13:57.be my lawful wedded husband. wedding is complete, without the
:13:57. > :14:03.rings. Whatever they are made of. just thought, maybe the wedding
:14:03. > :14:07.rings were in the Haribo pact, when he got the jelly rings -- packet.
:14:07. > :14:12.When he got the jelly rings out, I was shocked. It was tight on the
:14:13. > :14:18.budget, I couldn't do everything, the fireworks and I wanted a puppy
:14:18. > :14:22.to walk the rings down the aisle. would have preferred the proper
:14:22. > :14:27.wedding ring, so you can show it off. It is my great pleasure to
:14:27. > :14:33.announce you are husband and wife together.
:14:33. > :14:39.America Haribo will sponsor us and give -- maybe Haribo will sponsor
:14:39. > :14:43.us and give us loads of sweets. officially married, little did Mel
:14:43. > :14:49.realise that her ordeal, or her special day was far from over.
:14:49. > :14:52.I got told to put my wellies on to go to the beach for photos, I
:14:52. > :14:59.thought that is what we're doing. I thought nice background. We have a
:14:59. > :15:02.little surprise in line for you. Then I looked around and saw the
:15:02. > :15:06.dingey putting to shore. I thought there is not a hope in hell I'm
:15:06. > :15:10.going on a fishing boat. The smell and look of fish, anything to do
:15:10. > :15:14.with fish he knows I can't stand. was really worried at one point
:15:14. > :15:19.that Mel would just refuse to get on the boat. I thought the end of
:15:19. > :15:23.my dress would get wet, and my feet, but Harry picked me up and scooped
:15:23. > :15:28.me into the boat. It was only like a 40-minute ride around, I just
:15:28. > :15:33.thought it would look really done and be funny, and hopefully if it
:15:33. > :15:40.was calm, if it was flat calm I thought she would be all right.
:15:40. > :15:43.When they pulled up the back of the boat where they shoot the fish out,
:15:43. > :15:48.I thought I will have to climb through the hole and hitch my dress
:15:48. > :15:54.up. I thought everyone will see my underwear and whatever else.
:15:54. > :15:58.Thank you.. This is actually cool, I like it.
:15:58. > :16:02.Harry was definitely lucky I didn't get sea sick, he was lucky it
:16:02. > :16:07.didn't rain. If I had turned up in the wedding reception all soaking
:16:07. > :16:11.wet and looking like a drowned rat, he would have been dead meat. But
:16:11. > :16:16.finally, what with it being her wedding day, Harry decided to give
:16:16. > :16:22.Mel what she wanted. She was whisked off to church for a special
:16:22. > :16:26.blessing, in wellies. I think it was a lot to do with
:16:26. > :16:35.hare kwhree for the wedding day. Where -- Harry for the wedding day.
:16:35. > :16:39.When he thought of me, was when he thought of the fisherman's church.
:16:39. > :16:43.Welcome friends to St Julian's Church, this church was built for
:16:43. > :16:47.the fishermen of Tenby, here they used to bring their catch for God's
:16:48. > :16:51.blessing. Harry today has brought his catch for God's blessing.
:16:51. > :16:55.church blessing was amazing, I think it made the wedding. And
:16:55. > :16:59.because it is only fishermen that are allowed to get married in that
:16:59. > :17:03.church t makes it a little bit different and quirky as well.
:17:03. > :17:06.blessing definitely saved me, I think, if I hadn't had that then
:17:06. > :17:10.the whole wedding would have been not so official, she would have
:17:10. > :17:13.been annoyed with it, definitely. loved the fact that the singing,
:17:13. > :17:21.and everything that went on in the church, I just thought it was
:17:21. > :17:26.really cool. To be totally honest I went more my
:17:26. > :17:30.side of the wedding and did what I wanted to do. Harry got carried
:17:30. > :17:35.away with his theme, he had a one- track mind, and everything was
:17:35. > :17:40.fishing, fishing fishing. Do you like it? Fish, I guessed it would
:17:40. > :17:46.be. Actually, we think's got a two- track mind.
:17:46. > :17:51.Three weeks of no sex, is the hardest thing out of everything.
:17:51. > :17:57.A lot of people have commented on how fruity we were. I want to thank
:17:57. > :18:05.Mel's family, for making such a sexy hot love. We will be known as
:18:05. > :18:11.the randy fishing couple, I will be a fish wife!, the randy fish wife.
:18:11. > :18:16.What about a kiss on my Willie. There is public loos over there.
:18:16. > :18:22.Mel as the randy fish wife, that is brilliant, I might all her that.
:18:22. > :18:25.How will Mel thank her Christmas star for her fishy wedding. I got
:18:25. > :18:34.you an early Christmas present, for doing a fishing themed wedding this
:18:34. > :18:40.is for you. It is massive. He won't be thanking her when he finds out
:18:40. > :18:44.what it is. Harry's off to fitness class. You are going to Body Attack
:18:44. > :18:48.wearing that. I really like the wellies, but I don't know about
:18:48. > :18:58.wearing that to the leisure centre. What's that for, going down my
:18:58. > :19:08.
:19:08. > :19:13.I'm ready for it. Do you like it? No, I hate it. You can see your six
:19:13. > :19:23.back, look. I'm not worried about that, it's my pecker. Don't worry,
:19:23. > :19:24.
:19:24. > :19:30.we can't see that! Are you ready? Let's go.
:19:31. > :19:35.Let's go, I will show you how to do it properly. So Harry takes his
:19:35. > :19:45.first aerobics class dressed in a bright red leotard, it is so
:19:45. > :19:52.
:19:52. > :19:58.embarrassing, the man has no rhythm And class over, it is time to go
:19:58. > :20:04.home. See you next week girls! Let's hope they can make it back
:20:04. > :20:09.without needing a quick fumble! Remember Fernando and Ryan, she
:20:09. > :20:15.would have loved a wedding arranged by three wise men, sadly, she
:20:15. > :20:21.doesn't know any. Thanks to Ryan's special bond with his best man it
:20:21. > :20:31.was planned by a proper pair of donkeys. Matty called himself
:20:31. > :20:31.
:20:31. > :20:38.Fernando, and took my place for three weeks. How did Fern feel when
:20:39. > :20:46.she found she had a rival, Fernando at the wedding. Fern was barely out
:20:46. > :20:50.of her childhood home when -- out of her home when his childhood
:20:50. > :20:55.friend moved in. I didn't realise what it was like, until I saw what
:20:55. > :20:58.they got up to. We hadn't not lived together, we were very exciting, we
:20:58. > :21:01.were looking forward to the three- week holiday they were going to
:21:01. > :21:06.have. I thought they would be planning a wedding together. Not
:21:06. > :21:11.living as Ryan and Fern for three weeks.
:21:11. > :21:17.That's hardly fair. The boys were completely serious about planning
:21:17. > :21:23.the wedding. I think you have sold it to us. Definitely. It is just
:21:23. > :21:28.that sometimes it was hard to know whose wedding they were planning.
:21:28. > :21:33.We want the glitz, the glam, we want it to be big. Matty distracted
:21:33. > :21:38.him, and they went into Ryan and Matt mode, if he was on his own a
:21:38. > :21:42.bit more, he would have been thinking more about my thing.
:21:42. > :21:45.don't get married here, you and me should. It didn't surprise me at
:21:45. > :21:49.all trying on the wedding dresses, they were in the shop, had the
:21:49. > :21:53.whole attention on them, they couldn't not try them on really.
:21:53. > :21:57.They do make a lovely couple, I have to say. A couple of what I
:21:57. > :22:05.can't say. It is all about accessorising, I think I topped
:22:05. > :22:09.Ryan on that front! I actually wanted to try the dress on that we
:22:09. > :22:15.chose for Fern, Ryan wouldn't have it, that is fair enough. I
:22:15. > :22:20.understand. She would have gone mad. Ma it's dedication to the groom
:22:20. > :22:24.meant growing him his dream stag do, three nights in Prague with a bunch
:22:24. > :22:30.of mates. My heart sunk, I thought how have they time to spend three
:22:30. > :22:35.days in Prague. I thought they can't have everything sorted.
:22:35. > :22:39.Who needs everyone sorted when you have custom-made morph suits paid
:22:39. > :22:44.for by the wedding budget. Still, at least they didn't do anything
:22:44. > :22:50.stupid they would be stuck with for life. Oh wait, they did. Them
:22:50. > :22:54.tatoos they got on the stag do is like wedding rings, it is something
:22:54. > :22:58.for life. That is the biggest thing I have done, one of my best moments.
:22:58. > :23:02.The boys only had eyes for each other, but the hens had not been
:23:02. > :23:06.forgotten, not completely. My hen do was a bit of a let down, the
:23:06. > :23:11.mini-bus wasn't paid for, we all had to scrape together to pay for
:23:11. > :23:16.that. They had to pay for the mini- bus, but I was too busy
:23:16. > :23:19.concentrating on delivering for the lads and Ryan. It is boring walking
:23:19. > :23:23.about. They hadn't organised anything, not much thought in it.
:23:23. > :23:28.It has been a bit exhausting trekking all over Manchester to
:23:28. > :23:33.find somewhere for a good drink and a dance. Small price to pay. They
:23:33. > :23:37.had a nice night out any way, didn't they.
:23:37. > :23:43.The day before the wedding Fern waiting anxiously for delivery of
:23:43. > :23:46.the dress the boys had chosen. you think it is coming from that
:23:46. > :23:50.dress shop? I had it in my head that Ryan was going to this
:23:50. > :23:54.particular wedding shop, it is in the village where he grew up as a
:23:54. > :24:01.boy, it was just in my head that is where he would go.
:24:01. > :24:04.When I opened the door, and saw two strangers' faces with the wedding
:24:04. > :24:11.dress, my heart just sunk, I thought where has he been for this
:24:11. > :24:18.dress. I never expected to see your faces,
:24:18. > :24:22.I don't know you, it is not from that shop. It is not from the shop.
:24:22. > :24:28.It was nearly at the end of the three weeks, I had just been
:24:28. > :24:33.bagging up all this emotion, that just tapped everything off.
:24:33. > :24:39.As soon as they opened the bag I liked the dress. And I tried it on.
:24:39. > :24:45.I loved it. It is stunning. You are crying,
:24:45. > :24:49.hysterically. I couldn't see the bag, I thought I was going to see
:24:49. > :24:59.the sign. I felt the part, you don't get the chance of wearing a
:24:59. > :25:05.dress like that many days of your life, apart from your wedding day.
:25:05. > :25:13.After three long weeks apart, the wedding day finally arrived.
:25:13. > :25:19.the dress on, I felt confident. We pulled up at the church and from
:25:19. > :25:29.then, it was just a dream really, it were amazing
:25:29. > :25:34.Is it a church? It is. I were really emotional when I saw Ryan at
:25:34. > :25:40.first, I think he was as well, even he had a little cry, which were
:25:41. > :25:46.nice. Not seeing her for three weeks and then seeing her, it were
:25:46. > :25:51.just amazing. It had been a long wait. Ryan Edward I give you this
:25:52. > :25:55.ring, as a sign of our marriage. Ryan and Fern have given their
:25:55. > :26:02.consent and made their marriage vows to each other, I therefore
:26:02. > :26:07.proclaim they are husband and wife. Ryan you may kiss the bride.
:26:07. > :26:12.Ceremony over, Ryan whisked Fern off on a magical mystery tour.
:26:12. > :26:16.have missed the caravan. You are about to see it. My heart had sunk
:26:16. > :26:23.I thought he had booked some marquee for outside. We were
:26:23. > :26:27.driving out the field and I just saw this helicopter. No way.
:26:28. > :26:35.babe. I thought no way, that's not for me. It made it all that extra
:26:36. > :26:40.bit special, it were fab. I was absolutely wounded I didn't
:26:40. > :26:43.get to go in the helicopter. couldn't go. There were a spare
:26:43. > :26:48.seat, I would have loved to go, it is something I have never done. It
:26:48. > :26:54.is their wedding day, you have to let them do their thing.
:26:54. > :26:57.It was the best entrance anybody could ever want. It really had the
:26:57. > :27:02.Hollywood theme to it. It was brilliant. And how often do you get
:27:02. > :27:08.the chance to go in a hospital? superstar arrival had Fern's head
:27:08. > :27:12.in the clouds, but she wasn't so impressed with the other showbiz
:27:12. > :27:15.features, life size Oscars. When I got there and saw the gold men
:27:16. > :27:19.stood outside the door, I didn't know what they were. They looked
:27:19. > :27:24.green to me, I thought it was like incredible hulk or something like
:27:24. > :27:28.that. I didn't get that bit? I'm a bit confused, actually. Who could
:27:28. > :27:32.blame her, but overall the Hollywood theme was a great success.
:27:32. > :27:38.At the end of the day they pulled off such an amazing day, I probably
:27:38. > :27:47.couldn't have done it myself. think we did really good, nine out
:27:47. > :27:52.of ten. I would say ten. Saying goodbye to best man Matt was an
:27:52. > :27:57.emotional event. I couldn't have done it without Matt. Fernando was
:27:57. > :28:01.trying to be me, now I'm back, he has the real me. Whatever the
:28:01. > :28:06.future holds, Ryan and Matt will always be joined at hip, if you
:28:06. > :28:11.mean buttocks! But Christmas is a time for giving. So, I have got a
:28:11. > :28:17.Christmas present for you. It is also to say a big thank you for
:28:17. > :28:22.organising my dream wedding, it is for you and Matt really.
:28:22. > :28:32.I thought that you two could have one last chance to be Ryan and
:28:32. > :28:38.
:28:38. > :28:43.Fernando, there you go. Thank you, I love it.
:28:43. > :28:46.Can you hear the drums Fernando! # There was something in the air
:28:46. > :28:50.that night # The stars were bright
:28:50. > :28:53.# Fernando # They were shining there for you
:28:53. > :29:03.and me # For liberty
:29:03. > :29:07.
:29:07. > :29:11.# Fernando Fernando, you look fabulous! Let's go then.
:29:11. > :29:15.How does it feel? Pretty embarrassing, to be honest. Yep,
:29:15. > :29:24.just when you thought the lads' relationship couldn't get any more
:29:24. > :29:29.unsettling. It is very nice in here, the best looking woman on your arm.
:29:29. > :29:39.What have you ordered us then? Spaghetti Bolognese. These two are
:29:39. > :29:52.
:29:52. > :29:56.They say that opposites attract, and you couldn't get much more
:29:56. > :30:01.different than teacher lauorn, and her husband Charles. She's
:30:01. > :30:06.sophisticated and artistic, and he's, not. He planned a wedding out
:30:06. > :30:16.of the world. I was going to do it exact liaise wanted it, with a tiny
:30:16. > :30:17.
:30:17. > :30:22.bit of thought for lawyeren's ceremony. Although she was going to
:30:22. > :30:29.bring him back to earth. He knows it is something I have no interest
:30:29. > :30:36.in, all this sci-fi. Lauren's first clue that Charles had spiralled
:30:36. > :30:40.into orbit, came at the hen do. This was bought my your future
:30:40. > :30:44.husband, and five chicken starters. I plyed them with champagne and
:30:45. > :30:54.chicken, but the good decision was putting the invite inbetween the
:30:55. > :30:57.
:30:57. > :31:02.pop doms. But it did let a few cats out of
:31:02. > :31:06.the bag. That is when I thought to myself, oh God, am I lifting up in
:31:06. > :31:09.some sort of spaceship, will I be beamed into my wedding. That is
:31:09. > :31:17.when things, I started to get a bit nervous at that point.
:31:17. > :31:20.The day before the wedding, Lauren faced her own close encounter with
:31:20. > :31:25.the dress that Charles had chosen. I'm scared it will be something I
:31:25. > :31:32.dislike. Two days earlier Charles knew that
:31:32. > :31:35.picking the right dress would be no mean feat. If I get that wrong, it
:31:35. > :31:44.doesn't matter what would happen on the wedding day. Do you have any
:31:44. > :31:51.idea what style of dress we are looking for. No idea. It is nice,
:31:51. > :31:58.but too simple. For me retro is a no-no. He knows I'm into retro
:31:58. > :32:03.fashion and things like that. took seven hours to pick that dress.
:32:03. > :32:08.It was a full day of sweat on my brow, if I get it wrong, I'm
:32:08. > :32:16.knackered. I have an headache. Would Charles's modern dress hit
:32:16. > :32:22.the spot. Well, no. No it wouldn't. I felt like I was in fancy dress. I
:32:22. > :32:28.felt like I was in my mum's clothes or something like that. It felt
:32:28. > :32:36.absolutely horrible. I feel a bit silly in all this stuff. I had a
:32:36. > :32:44.tiara on, a veil on a bolero. can't wear all that, what is he
:32:44. > :32:48.thinking buying a tiara, a veil and bolero. The accessories, I thought
:32:48. > :32:54.all-girls had things on their head. All was not lost? As soon as I took
:32:54. > :33:00.off the bolero I felt so much better, I look like a bride.
:33:00. > :33:05.I feel really good now. I just want to get my make up on and get my
:33:05. > :33:09.hair done, feel and walk down the aisle, I feel better now. It came
:33:09. > :33:15.with the dress, it is not my fault, what can you do. On the wedding
:33:15. > :33:24.morning it all went smoothly, with school teacher Lauren giving full
:33:24. > :33:31.marks to everything. Hairdresser, tick, champagne and strawberries,
:33:31. > :33:36.tick, vintage cars, big tick. I got into the car, I saw there
:33:36. > :33:39.were very traditional, and vintage, and my flowers were lovely, I
:33:39. > :33:48.thought we're going somewhere traditional. No, that didn't happen.
:33:48. > :33:50.We must be in the city centre. heart did sink a little bit. I was
:33:50. > :33:59.thinking about the photographs, where is all the nice fields and
:33:59. > :34:04.the trees and things like that. I did feel a bit sad about that.
:34:04. > :34:09.Here you go kid, you took your time. Brilliant. I was really shocked by
:34:09. > :34:13.my venue, I really did think I would be getting some kind of
:34:13. > :34:17.country cottage in nor um better land, that isn't what --
:34:17. > :34:21.Northumberland, that isn't would what I got, but a museum. Not just
:34:21. > :34:25.a museum, one heaving with visitors in the middle of half-term.
:34:25. > :34:28.didn't cross my mind it would be open until we walked in there and
:34:28. > :34:32.there is all these people staring at us. This is when I see children
:34:32. > :34:39.from school. Not being a teacher myself I didn't think at all about
:34:39. > :34:45.kids, about the fact that it was a school holiday. There is people
:34:45. > :34:52.looking at me through the lift. sure any of us were convinced by
:34:52. > :34:56.the nervous laugh. And dad wasn't taken by the gawpers either. This
:34:56. > :35:01.is not for me. All I was thinking of the people watching over the
:35:01. > :35:05.balcony. I don't mind being watched, as I decided to be on a television
:35:05. > :35:08.show. But my poor dad was walking around with me, and all the people
:35:08. > :35:13.watching him, this is not fair. think it was like the royal wedding,
:35:13. > :35:17.all the crowds of people watching her come in. I think our wedding is
:35:17. > :35:22.a little bit different to the royal wedding. In every conceivable way.
:35:22. > :35:26.Finally the moment of reckoning. Ladies and gentlemen, would you all
:35:26. > :35:30.please stand. The main worry for me is I would look around and she
:35:30. > :35:34.wouldn't be smiling, it would have been horrendous if she turned up
:35:34. > :35:40.and was crying. I just gave her a quick glimpse as
:35:40. > :35:45.she walked in, she was smiling. When I'm walking down the aisle, it
:35:45. > :35:50.was absolutely wonderful. I felt this massive relief that I hadn't
:35:50. > :35:55.completely ballsed up the whole thing. Do you Charles take Lauren
:35:55. > :36:00.here present to be your lawful wedded wife. I do. Do you remember
:36:00. > :36:05.Lauren here present take Charles to be your lawful husband? I do.
:36:05. > :36:15.are now husband and wife, you may kiss the bride. By that point I
:36:15. > :36:15.
:36:15. > :36:25.thought it would be normal, that will be great. Then Charles took
:36:25. > :36:26.
:36:26. > :36:31.Lauren upstairs to reveal his dark side! When I walked into the
:36:31. > :36:35.reception room I got the biggest shock of my life. It was such a
:36:35. > :36:41.massive space and the tables pushed to one side, and the darkness of it.
:36:41. > :36:46.I was thinking this feels like 10.00pm, and it is 1.00pm and I'm
:36:46. > :36:53.having my lunch. Hello Charles and Lauren, congratulations on your big
:36:53. > :36:58.day. If I thought there would be a robot at my wedding, I would have
:36:58. > :37:08.been quite annoyed. I found it quite funny. It is nice to see her
:37:08. > :37:12.smiling any way. If I had my own way I would have had 20Primos
:37:12. > :37:17.walking around and pouring drinks. When I saw the cake, I think I
:37:17. > :37:23.previously said if there is any aliens at my wedding I would be
:37:23. > :37:28.annoyed. They weren't offensive, but sweet. I wasn't a massive fan
:37:28. > :37:32.of the favours. I have written messages to every single person,
:37:32. > :37:37.and everyone gets a mask. I thought why on earth has everyone got a
:37:37. > :37:45.mask. I know that he was sat up on the wedding night, writing favours
:37:45. > :37:48.to everyone, and I feel a bit cruel saying they were tacky, but they
:37:48. > :37:58.were. Ladies and gentlemen, can you please be upstanding for the bride
:37:58. > :38:01.
:38:01. > :38:06.and groom. A lot of people have said it is the
:38:06. > :38:13.weirdist wedding they have been to. I think she should be chuffed she
:38:13. > :38:18.is a sci-fi bride. Having a full on sci-fi wedding, I think it is time
:38:18. > :38:28.to have a little less sci-fi in my life. On their first Christmas
:38:28. > :38:32.together, Lauren has a sci-fi prize for her husband, and she has set it
:38:32. > :38:41.to stun. Since you gave me the gift of my wedding, I have decided to
:38:41. > :38:49.give you a little gift. Can I open it? This means no sci-fi for three
:38:49. > :38:55.whole weeks. What? It won't fit for starters.
:38:55. > :39:04.So Lauren wants Charles to ditch his sci-fi ways, no matter how
:39:04. > :39:12.badly he wapbs to ahem cling-on. What about those UFO earrings
:39:12. > :39:22.Lauren. There it goes, revenge is sweet,
:39:22. > :39:22.
:39:23. > :39:27.Charles. It is John and his briefd Jackie,
:39:27. > :39:34.who loves Christmas so much, it was a big part of their wedding in May.
:39:35. > :39:39.He was the country boy with a unique sense of style.
:39:39. > :39:44.Would you say I'm trendy? I would call you many things, trendy is not
:39:44. > :39:50.one of them. Who liked nothing more than a drink down the local. I love
:39:50. > :39:55.going to the miners' for a drink. She was the girl who dreamed of an
:39:55. > :40:04.elegant wedding. I would say I was more cosmopolitan wedding. What did
:40:04. > :40:07.she get? That's right, he threw her out of a plane on her wedding day.
:40:07. > :40:11.Sky diving on my wedding day, was probably the last thing I would
:40:11. > :40:17.ever have thought. But on the morning of the wedding, Jackie was
:40:17. > :40:20.blissfully unaware of the leap of faith that awaited her. I kind of
:40:20. > :40:25.thought to myself we are getting married really early, we have loads
:40:25. > :40:33.of time, I wonder what we will do. While John waited in comfort,
:40:34. > :40:37.Jackie was sent to the great unknown. When we were in the car
:40:37. > :40:41.and driving up to the airfield, for a split second I thought he was
:40:41. > :40:48.going to do something stupid like have us going somewhere in a
:40:48. > :40:58.helicopter. O my God. And then we realised it was a place where you
:40:58. > :41:00.
:41:00. > :41:04.skydive out of planes, then we were just, surely not. She did want to
:41:04. > :41:08.do a skydive, she only mentioned it twice in five years, but she thinks
:41:08. > :41:14.I don't listen, but I do. This is possibly the worst possible idea
:41:14. > :41:20.for the morning of the wedding. I think John's an arsehole
:41:20. > :41:25.I was thinking to myself this is ridiculous. I had it going through
:41:25. > :41:30.my mind, am I going to do this? OK I will do it. One split second my
:41:30. > :41:35.brain just said, just do it. Then I was like, right, OK, but I have to
:41:35. > :41:43.do it now, or I'm never going to get up there. What if I actually
:41:43. > :41:47.die. I'm shitting myself. I was just totally consumed by the fear
:41:47. > :41:50.that basically I might actually jump out of this plane, and the
:41:51. > :41:54.parachute might not open, and that was all that was going through my
:41:54. > :41:58.head. Most brides take the plunge on their wedding day, but Jackie
:41:58. > :42:05.did it literally, and from 10,000 feet. It was one of the best things
:42:05. > :42:10.I have ever done, and it is just the most amazing feeling ever.
:42:10. > :42:14.I can't describe it, I can't. I look back, I think why did she do
:42:14. > :42:19.that, it is bonkers. If I was asked to do that on the wedding day, I
:42:19. > :42:29.would have said, no. I think it is the most bizarre way to turn up to
:42:29. > :42:39.your wedding to be fair. I just had this overwhelming
:42:39. > :42:40.
:42:40. > :42:45.feeling to just batter him with my bouquet. Bloody skydive! It is just
:42:45. > :42:49.assault, that is all that is. Sometimes there is no pleasing that
:42:49. > :42:54.girl. I'm delighted to declare that Jackie and John you are now husband
:42:54. > :42:58.and wife. But all was not over, John had
:42:58. > :43:03.another surprise in store. At that point when I found out that
:43:03. > :43:07.after the ceremony we were to go somewhere else. I was quite
:43:07. > :43:14.interested and excited to find out where we were going. One of the
:43:14. > :43:19.worst parts of the journey from the castle back to the Miners'. Wait a
:43:19. > :43:23.second, did you say the Miners', the local working man's club, for
:43:23. > :43:28.your bride who loves classy cocktails. I think right up until
:43:28. > :43:38.the last minute I wouldn't let myself believe that we were coming
:43:38. > :43:42.back and going to the Miners'. are absolute arsehole. I was really
:43:42. > :43:46.angry, the ceremony was beautiful and the castle was lovely, and I
:43:46. > :43:56.just thought how could you get it so wrong after doing so well.
:43:56. > :43:56.
:43:56. > :43:58.get the feeling you are not happy. I can read body language pretty
:43:58. > :44:07.good, I think she possibly would have killed me there if there
:44:07. > :44:10.hadn't been a camera. What if I say I'm not getting out.
:44:10. > :44:17.At that point I thought would it be such a bad thing if I didn't get
:44:17. > :44:24.out of the car, what would happen, we could go somewhere else. Five
:44:24. > :44:28.seconds into arriving at the Miners' I'm thinking she won't get
:44:28. > :44:32.in there. I'm hoping we're going in there for a drink and that's it. I
:44:32. > :44:36.was not happy, I didn't want it to be here, I thought if it is going
:44:36. > :44:42.to be here, it is not going to be anywhere else. I either refuse to
:44:42. > :44:47.go to my own wedding reception or I just go. But John had arrived a
:44:47. > :44:56.festive surprise, and he was ho-ho- ho-ping it would make Jackie's day.
:44:56. > :45:01.Ready for this, go. Oh my God, Christmas, oh my God, oh
:45:01. > :45:07.my God. It is that my Christmas tree. Of course it is. Oh my God.
:45:07. > :45:11.Do you like it? It is amazing. It did not look anything like the
:45:11. > :45:16.Miners', it was just like walking into Narnia or something like that.
:45:16. > :45:22.Christmas was a great idea, because obviously this nutter wants it, you
:45:22. > :45:31.know. There is one thing this nutter doesn't love. Oh John.
:45:31. > :45:41.knows. I can't believe it is a nose cake. It is a running joke between
:45:41. > :45:42.
:45:42. > :45:46.us that I have got a big nose. got to cut a bit off her nose and
:45:46. > :45:51.eat it. I don't know it would be everyone girl's dream to have her
:45:51. > :45:57.least favourite body part sat in front of her to see. But I did find
:45:57. > :46:01.it quite funny. I can't believe this is the Miners'? This could be
:46:01. > :46:08.anywhere in the world, this is where we met, that is why it is
:46:08. > :46:12.special to me. And you love the Miners'. Everyone watching the
:46:12. > :46:17.programme would think's being really selfish and not thinking
:46:17. > :46:21.about her. When he think about the details he got so much of it right,
:46:21. > :46:25.so much of it was about us and really personal to us. He pulled it
:46:25. > :46:30.out of the bag in the end. John may have pulled the wedding out of the
:46:30. > :46:40.bag, let's not forget he also threw Jackie out of a plane, how will she
:46:40. > :46:40.
:46:40. > :46:46.get her revenge? I want to give you a special Christmas gift. There are
:46:46. > :46:49.a few things that scare John, in particular, taking off his woolly
:46:49. > :46:59.jumpers and any sort of personal grooming. I don't want to give you
:46:59. > :47:02.
:47:02. > :47:09.a kiss. Is this to try to trend me up.
:47:09. > :47:13.it is. And Jackie has enlisted top stylist and bridesmaid, Gary.
:47:13. > :47:22.have been waiting to undress you for a very long time. He has a
:47:22. > :47:29.whole new vision for John! We went for a boy band JLS, One Direction
:47:29. > :47:36.and Take That, and Glasgow chav! That is horrendous. Mission
:47:36. > :47:45.accomplished, time to show off his new look to his mates.
:47:45. > :47:54.I don't know what to say. I thought my hat was bad! You look like you
:47:54. > :48:01.are going for an audition for One Direction tribute band. Merry
:48:01. > :48:06.Christmas John, you're a real festive treat.
:48:06. > :48:13.Christmas is a time for children, and here's one now, it is big kid
:48:13. > :48:17.Alex and his briefd, Kara. You do the bottom, I will do the top.
:48:17. > :48:21.She's the image conscious hairstyleist who wanted to stand
:48:21. > :48:25.tall on her wedding day. I know what suits my figure, I don't know
:48:26. > :48:29.if he does. If you don't feel comfortable, your
:48:29. > :48:35.whole day is ruined. He was the tatooed skateboard boy who couldn't
:48:35. > :48:41.wait to move his mates into the house and plan a fun-filled wetting
:48:41. > :48:47.day. Bouncey castles, coconut shys, the lot. This wedding planning will
:48:47. > :48:51.be no problem. Do you know what you are? The donkey. Did this Christmas
:48:51. > :48:55.pudding give the woman he loves the happiest day of her life.
:48:55. > :49:01.With Kara out of the home she loves, Alex called the boys round, like
:49:01. > :49:08.you do for a DIY stag do, in her back yard. I hated watching that.
:49:08. > :49:12.On the stag do, it turned a little naughty, but it was really good.
:49:12. > :49:17.It all just kicked off, the music started getting louder and turned
:49:17. > :49:24.out a nightmare. What this, why? They just took advantage, if I came
:49:24. > :49:33.home I would have hit the roof. Nothing got savageedly broken.
:49:33. > :49:42.people are like I can't believe he did that in your house. Blissfully
:49:42. > :49:47.unaware of the state of her house, four foot 11 Kara was focusing on
:49:47. > :49:53.what she was wearing, she knew what she wanted. Your dress is 90% of
:49:54. > :49:59.the day, if you don't feel comfortable the whole day is ruined.
:49:59. > :50:03.I really like it. A little bit of colour. I don't want a train.
:50:03. > :50:10.said she wanted a short dress, I thought that would make her look
:50:10. > :50:19.smaller, because I can imagine her to be, what's the word. Don't say,
:50:19. > :50:23.frumpy? Frumpy! So, keen to avoid frumpy, Alex completely ignored her
:50:23. > :50:29.wishes and plumped for a dress he thought would suit her better.
:50:29. > :50:39.is like a proper bride's dress, I would never have picked that dress
:50:39. > :50:40.
:50:40. > :50:43.in my life. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going
:50:43. > :50:47.to lie, it is not the dress of my dreams. The dress I picked, out of
:50:47. > :50:52.every dress in the shop I would have picked the same one, purely
:50:52. > :50:59.because it is plain. Eventhough he didn't get it exactly right, he did
:50:59. > :51:06.really well. Alex came home with the dress, but the other thing was
:51:06. > :51:10.her little feet, and designer shoes. I could never afford those shoes,
:51:10. > :51:16.it would be nice to have as a present. With �12,000 in his pocket,
:51:16. > :51:24.you would have thought a pair of designer shoes wouldn't be too much
:51:24. > :51:29.to ask, wouldn't you? There is a few tiny little marks on them. I'm
:51:29. > :51:37.going to get this pair. I have this �12 though, she thinks I'm going to
:51:37. > :51:41.buy her �800 shoes, over me and the boys getting an �800 suit, it is
:51:41. > :51:49.not going to happen. Apparently not. But it probably should have done.
:51:49. > :51:54.I'm not keen on the shoes. You are not keen, why? They are just not
:51:54. > :51:59.designer shoes. They were like shiny and they looked cheap. I just
:51:59. > :52:05.didn't like them. I don't think I want them. I really didn't want to
:52:05. > :52:13.be a brat. They are not high enough at the front or the back. There is
:52:14. > :52:19.no platform, they are quite mumcy I think. I think they are shit. Why
:52:19. > :52:27.would you buy a pair of heels a weird height. They were the only
:52:27. > :52:32.ones that were in there. What else would I do? Refuse to buy them and
:52:32. > :52:38.go into another shop. She wants me to take them back. She still wants
:52:38. > :52:44.them to be red but a bit of platform at the front. I know Kara
:52:44. > :52:48.is like, she would be like they are not good I can't wear them the
:52:48. > :52:54.whole day. To a girl a whole inch is a massive difference, especially
:52:54. > :52:59.when you are really short. I'm 4' 11, an extra inch is massive.
:52:59. > :53:03.she still talking about heels, either way Kara was completelyfied
:53:03. > :53:07.with the extra inch. -- completely satisfied with the
:53:07. > :53:13.extra inch. Dressed to impress she finally got
:53:13. > :53:17.to see her groom. When I saw him, it was horrible. It was lovely, but
:53:17. > :53:23.horrible. I was like, it felt really strange. I thought I'm going
:53:23. > :53:31.to burst into tears, I didn't want to let him go. And Alex felt just
:53:31. > :53:35.the same. The one thing Alex did, I was so shocked was so emotional he
:53:35. > :53:41.was. It was so nice. Ceremony over, it was time to have some fun, in a
:53:41. > :53:45.field, in designer shoes. What's that? This is mental. I wouldn't
:53:45. > :53:50.have thought of doing this, I love it. I just want to see everything,
:53:50. > :53:55.I'm just like wow. I thought he would put his friend
:53:55. > :54:00.toward me, but in regards to the wedding think about himself and his
:54:00. > :54:03.mates. But I think he thought about me a lot. I think I did a great job,
:54:03. > :54:06.and my mates did a great job. I wouldn't change them helping me or
:54:06. > :54:10.the day. Some how Alex and his slacker mates pulled off the
:54:10. > :54:16.wedding day. It may have involved a fun fair in a field, and a
:54:16. > :54:20.reception in a dirty old barn, but Kara loved it. This is wicked. I
:54:20. > :54:27.love it. The day was really good. It was amazing. It was just really
:54:27. > :54:30.fun. It didn't feel like a wedding, it was just fun. So Kara had fun,
:54:30. > :54:34.but still don't think she is forgotten about that stag party or
:54:34. > :54:39.those awful shoes. Because this Christmas I thought I would get you
:54:39. > :54:47.a present. Get me a present. because you got me the wrong shoes
:54:47. > :54:54.and you trashed my house, it is not the nicest of presents.
:54:54. > :55:04.Is this for me. Are you serious? is your Christmas present. Is it a
:55:04. > :55:05.
:55:05. > :55:15.pair of shoes? You have to wait and see.
:55:15. > :55:17.
:55:17. > :55:27.And I got you some helpers! Aim' not putting it on! -- I'm not
:55:27. > :55:33.
:55:33. > :55:38.putting it on! Cinderella should not go to the ball.
:55:38. > :55:45.Can you go and clean my house, please. With Jack and Gilbert in
:55:45. > :55:55.tow it is the only punishment for a naughty groom is clean the house in
:55:55. > :56:09.
:56:09. > :56:16.heels, this or have him flogged. don't forget to clean the toilet.
:56:16. > :56:22.Make sure you get rid of all those germs, Alex, they are bad for your
:56:22. > :56:28.health remember! Next week at Don't Tell The Bride,
:56:28. > :56:37.a Christmas special. Do you think I'm mad doing this. Laid back groom.
:56:37. > :56:40.I don't mind the showing the bit of leg. Has style Queen Alice in
:56:40. > :56:46.Wonderland, with a festive fairytale wedding in New York.
:56:46. > :56:49.guys are all flying in 48 hours. What? Will it become the nightmare