0:00:02 > 0:00:05For the very first time, thousands of avid Don't Tell The Bride fans
0:00:05 > 0:00:07have been voting online for their favourite episode ever.
0:00:00 > 0:00:00This programme contains strong language
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Shut up!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19I have my husband!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Over the past five series,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23we've given more than £500,000 to 50 grooms...
0:00:23 > 0:00:2512 Gs, man.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28..to plan the most important day of their loved ones' lives.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Whatever I pick is going to be wrong.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Some got away with it...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39That's beautiful.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- SHE GASPS - Oh, my...!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45And others were lucky to escape with their lives...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Get me on the phone, I'll tell him what a bitch is.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49The whole day has been ruined.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51You can literally see my pubes.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56So get ready for a rollercoaster ride
0:00:56 > 0:00:59through your top ten favourites.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01This is hell on earth.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13So far on Don't Tell The Bride,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17the grooms have made all the choices, but now it's your turn.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19From a shortlist of 20 episodes,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22we asked you to vote online for your all-time favourite.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Thousands of you voted -
0:01:24 > 0:01:25you blogged, you tweeted,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27you rowed with your loved ones.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29But which one is at number one?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Could it be sci-fi Charlie?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- High-five, Primo.- Thank you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Nick and Laila's WAG-style wedding?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, my God!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's Jordan's carriage!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Or maybe Simon, who took a gamble in Vegas?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47You've ripped the whole family apart, Simon.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49This is your show.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52So grab some confetti and maybe something to throw at the screen.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55We're about to find out who's made it into the top ten
0:01:55 > 0:01:59and which episode you voted the best Don't Tell The Bride in history.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Don't Tell The Bride pretty much proves
0:02:03 > 0:02:07that planning a wedding isn't easy. If you've ever doubted that
0:02:07 > 0:02:11then just take a look at the number of grooms who've had meltdowns
0:02:11 > 0:02:13which at last count was roughly most of them.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18One of these emotional wrecks is your number ten.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23It's 22-year-old Luke who is by far the youngest...
0:02:23 > 0:02:26and weepiest groom we've ever had.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Luke and Alex met and fell in love on the party island of Ibiza.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46My wife is London and my mistress is Ibiza.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48So what better place to get married?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51People go to Ibiza to get away from things rather than
0:02:51 > 0:02:54to go and find someone they're going to marry.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's really important for me to get married in Ibiza.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59It's something that I've always wanted to do.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02It's something we should do. That's where we fell in love.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04But there's a problem in paradise.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Unless you live in Spain or are a Catholic,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10you can't actually get married there.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Luke's solution?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16A civil ceremony in the UK followed by a blessing in Ibiza.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Sounds simple, but it could all end in tears.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Best man Jay is helping Luke out with the logistics.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Venue, registry office.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Short, sweet, simple.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Witnesses. In, out.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Are we having a party at all?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31No. No party.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Right. So that's the England list done.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I think we deserve a drink for that. Tough work.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39So it's a quickie London marriage before Luke flies straight back
0:03:39 > 0:03:41to Ibiza to prepare for the blessing.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I'm not going to spend my wedding night with my wife.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's all right, you can spend it with me.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49What?! So Alex is going to be left at the altar?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51There's definitely going to be tears.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52The big wedding is Ibiza.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55That's when we're really, really going to get married.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59This is Don't Tell The Bride's most convoluted wedding EVER.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Ibiza, baby! We're back home.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06THEY CHEER
0:04:08 > 0:04:11With 12 grand in his pocket, it was party time for Luke and Jay.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Or so they thought.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Where is he? I need to get him. We need to stay together.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- We're supposed to be in this together.- Look at you!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Look how tense you are. Turn into a normal person.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Turn back into the person you are and I'll speak to you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The morning after brought Luke a hideous realisation.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43LUKE SOBS
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I've got this opportunity to plan a wedding for myself
0:04:48 > 0:04:50and I can't even do it.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52What do you know about planning weddings?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You know nothing about planning weddings.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57We're going to do the best we can.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04After gallons of Balearic blubbing, Luke's complicated wedding plans...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06This is unbelievable.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08..meant flying back to the UK
0:05:08 > 0:05:11to give Alex the registry office ceremony she didn't want,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13just to get the legal bit out of the way.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It now gives me very great pleasure
0:05:16 > 0:05:18to pronounce you both husband and wife.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Congratulations. And, Luke, you may now kiss your bride.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26And he became the only man in the history of Don't Tell The Bride
0:05:26 > 0:05:30to arrange to leave his wife straight after marrying her.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- WHISPERS: We've got to go.- I'm not going now.- We've got to go now.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36All right. I just need to talk to her. Just give me a second.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Luke simply hadn't thought through the emotional impact
0:05:39 > 0:05:42of his crazy scheduling.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- It's not over. I've got to go. - Why?- Just trust me.- What?!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- We've only just got married and you're leaving me?!- I've got to go.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I don't understand. - You're not supposed to.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I know it's hard but it's what you had to do. The bigger picture.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Do you not know what we're supposed to be doing?- No. I've got no idea.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- We're at a loose end. - This is the strangest wedding.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I've basically spent my wedding day coming to an airport.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06When in doubt, get down the pub.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I was standing there and I didn't know what was going on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11There were no instructions of what to do.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I didn't think my reception would be in here.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21But for a groom who was out of his depth,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Luke finally came good with a romantic blessing
0:06:23 > 0:06:25as the sun set in Ibiza.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I can't believe you're making me do this again!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31These last three weeks
0:06:31 > 0:06:34have probably been the hardest three weeks of my life.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37CHEERING
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I think it's worked out well.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41She's happy. As long as she's happy...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That was the main objective out of it all,
0:06:44 > 0:06:45to make sure that Alex was happy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# The sun goes down
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# The stars come out
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# And all that counts is here and now... #
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Luke there finally realising that weddings
0:06:57 > 0:06:59usually ARE all about the bride.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You know what, nothing warms the heart like seeing a happy couple
0:07:05 > 0:07:07spend some precious time together,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09as if the rest of the world barely existed.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Yep, you cannot beat that special bond between the groom...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and his best man.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Awww. You all right, mate?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Your number nine is the most full-on bromance in the history
0:07:20 > 0:07:23of Don't Tell The Bride. It's Ryan and Matt...
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Fern.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It all started when best man Matt bunked up
0:07:29 > 0:07:31in Ryan and Fern's one-bed caravan
0:07:31 > 0:07:34for three weeks of wedding planning bliss.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I honestly don't think there'll be a lot of difference between
0:07:37 > 0:07:40living with Matt and living with Fern because Matt is like a woman.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'He thinks it's as equal his wedding as our wedding.'
0:07:43 > 0:07:44All right, son.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- How's it doing?- Not bad, mate.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49When Ryan and Matt get together, they do become like kids
0:07:49 > 0:07:51and it does become all about them.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53But they do need to remember that this is my big day
0:07:53 > 0:07:56that I've been dreaming of since I was a little girl.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57So they need to get it perfect.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01These boys have known each other since they were five years old.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04They certainly have a chemistry between them.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07But was it friendship or pheromones?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10We should be able to try out the hotel, do you not think?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Me and the bride-to-be.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17It hurts your back, doesn't it?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20If me and Fern don't get married here, I think me and you should.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I am actually really missing him
0:08:22 > 0:08:26cos it's bad, no contact. It's just no contact.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28THEY LAUGH
0:08:28 > 0:08:30SHE SNIFFS
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- That's the least of your worries, Fern.- You may kiss the bride.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- What do you think?- You look really nice.- Do I? Do I really?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Cos I imagined I do. - I like what you've going on.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Real pretty.- Chuck your bouquet then.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57THEY ALL CHEER
0:08:59 > 0:09:01They do make a lovely couple, I have to say.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03A couple of what, I can't tell you!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Bye!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Did someone say "bender"? Exactly.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Three days in Prague for Ryan's stag do.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# We're all on his stag do, La-la-la-la, hey! #
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's all about us now. Forget about the birds.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Determined to keep the memories of their final fling together alive,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28the boys decide to treat themselves...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Do you want my pants off, then?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34..to something a bit more lasting than a T-shirt...
0:09:36 > 0:09:40..his and hers love hearts?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Erm, not quite.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'll remember this weekend for the rest of my life.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Here.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY LAUGH
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I love him to bits. He loves me to bits. Fern likes me.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I wouldn't go as far as loves me.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58But I don't think Fern would ever stop him seeing me. No way.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And he'll always want to see me. But this is his time, isn't it?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I've got to let him go.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18APPLAUSE
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Even after she said, "I do,"
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Fern knew there'd always be three of them in this relationship.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34You know when you go to bed tomorrow night and I'm in t'middle of you?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You're not moving in. Don't get too excited.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I'll just be at t'window. "No! Please!"
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'm not going to go anywhere for a long period of time ever again
0:10:43 > 0:10:46because, God, he has totally moved in and took my place.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I mean, for God's sake - he even took my bed!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I woke up a couple of times, he were cuddling me.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Did you prefer his company to mine? - No, he's too hairy.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- There were ups, there were downs. - There were laughter.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Done.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18But not all brides get the wedding of their dreams.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Take Steven and Kayleigh.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24He came up with the nightmare idea of basing the entire wedding
0:11:24 > 0:11:27around his favourite rollercoaster ride at Thorpe Park.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29This turned the most important day of his bride's life
0:11:29 > 0:11:32into a full-on horror show.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36At number eight, it's Steven and Kayleigh's wedding from hell.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Steve's a sentimental soul at heart
0:11:44 > 0:11:48with fond memories of his first date with Kayleigh at the amusement park.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50SCREAMS
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- We were going on this ride. What was it? Stealth.- Oh, God.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Then the ride broke down.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- It did.- And Kayleigh's not very good on rides anyway.- No.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01We had to stand there and talk. Everything about her, I fell for.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05So he's got the perfect way to whisk her off her feet.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hopefully she'll like this.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Would naive Steve turn the love of his life's wedding day
0:12:12 > 0:12:14into a full-on freakin' horror show?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19It's the big day and she's about to find out.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I want to go and get married NOW.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Er, you might want to put it off for a bit, Kayleigh.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I would never pick black for a bridesmaid's dress.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I just think you can wear black on a day-to-day basis,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40on a night out, to a funeral.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42THUNDER
0:12:42 > 0:12:44It is going to rain.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- So pretty.- Awww.- Oh, so pretty.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- How do I look?- Absolutely beautiful. - You look like a princess.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Steve's accidental funeral theme continued.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Request from Steve. I have to put a blindfold on you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Mind my make-up, please.- I will.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Please. I've spent so long doing my eyes.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Is it like a funfair?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30I can hear music and I swear I just heard something to do with a clown.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Has he taken me to a funfair before the bloody wedding?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Do I look in the mood for a funfair?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- We're at Thorpe Park. - Why Thorpe Park?- Cos Steve's a- BLEEP.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Mum!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Why haven't you controlled this?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Why am I at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm scared.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49I don't want to open my eyes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Why has he done this?!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Rrgh! No. Why has he told me to do this in my wedding dress?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I think it's just as stupid. - I just don't understand.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01No, I don't want to do this.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I'm sorry. No. No. I'm not doing it. No.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I just want to go.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- So we've done all of this for no reason whatsoever. What a- BLEEP.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- And with that, Kayleigh makes a fast getaway...- Babe, let's just roll.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17..in her golf cart.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I am starting to feel sick.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24But there were more horrors in store at the wedding.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25What are you wearing?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28LAUGHTER
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- What are you all wearing? - What's wrong with it?!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Steven, do you take Kayleigh to be your wife?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39I do.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42So I am very happy to tell you,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45you are now husband and wife.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Congratulations to you both.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Now they're married,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54can Steve turn Kayleigh into the bride of Frankenstein?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ladies and gentlemen, Steve and Kayleigh are going to make a move.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Where to?- You'll find out.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05We're going back to Thorpe Park? Why?!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Babe, this is such a stupid idea.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, my God.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I thought the few hours before the meal,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20everyone could go and have fun. It's special.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I know it's a special place, babe, but we can come here any time.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Look, I'm so sorry.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- My heel's broken. No! - I'll get it fixed.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- SOBS:- I just want to go.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I just want to go.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I probably made the wrong choice coming here.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I didn't think about Kayleigh's big dress.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I didn't think her shoes were going to break that easily.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48So I'm a bit annoyed that I've upset my wife on our wedding day.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51With order restored, stuff-it-up Steve
0:15:51 > 0:15:53makes the best move of his life.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57'I'm very much looking forward to Kayleigh making all the decisions.'
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- It's just easier because you don't like it.- Definitely.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You can make all the decisions. I don't mind.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- See, so nothing will change? - That's fine by me.- Job's a good 'un.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11We're getting closer
0:16:11 > 0:16:14to your all-time favourite episode of Don't Tell The Bride
0:16:14 > 0:16:17and still have some brilliant stuff to show you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Mel doesn't even like the water. - Tough crap.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's my wedding as well and I like the water.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24So we're having it there, all right?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27We ain't bingo mums. We don't want to play bingo. He knows that.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Every wedding anniversary, he'll be making up for this crap.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33No, no. She can't get it altered. I've got no money left.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36But you have to because basically it's just falling off.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Take her to McDonald's. Fill her out a bit.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42On Don't Tell The Bride, every guy ultimately wants their lady
0:16:42 > 0:16:44to feel special on their big day.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Voted in a number seven and one of my absolute favourites,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50it's Nick and Laila's celebrity-style wedding,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54an episode so full of ridiculous comedy gold
0:16:54 > 0:16:57it was like watching some kind of wedding-based rom-com.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Once upon a time,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05there was a girl named Laila who dreamed of growing up to be...
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'd love a celebrity wedding.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09..the Preston Princess.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It's my day and I do want it to be perfect.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Her handsome prince Nick was ready to move heaven and earth for her...
0:17:18 > 0:17:21..with his trusty aide, Steve, by his side.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- We're slackers really, aren't we? - Social loafers.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Nick was determined to do things right for once.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31She just sees me as some joker.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I just want to show her that I love her and she can trust me
0:17:34 > 0:17:36with a bit of responsibility from time to time.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37We want a theme, don't we?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42Hollywood theme. No, we can't go dressed as Terminators!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44He's still a bit of a boy.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Yeah!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48But could they pull off Laila's dream wedding
0:17:48 > 0:17:51when everything's stacked against them?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Have you got the fax number?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55WHIRRING ON PHONE
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yeah, sounds like it. Well done, Nick.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Time was against them...
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- When were you hoping to get married? - Erm, three weeks today.- What?!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Money was against them... - That's lovely.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- How much is it?- It's £1,720.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Get back in and get it off.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The bridesmaids were against them...
0:18:15 > 0:18:19He just kind of left us to the last minute and put us in cerise pink.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20I'd say it isn't going to clash.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23SHRIEKING
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Women are just awkward people in general.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Even God was against them...
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Have a plan of what to say to the bishop,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31so we don't make a mess of it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Could I speak to Bishop O'Donoghue, please? Hello. Are you OK?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Battery's just gone.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Hello, Bishop. The battery on my mobile phone went unfortunately
0:18:39 > 0:18:40so I'm sorry about that.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44We're both devout Catholics and I think we need a blessing from God.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48# Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Hallelujah
0:18:51 > 0:18:56# Hallelujah, hallelujah... #
0:18:56 > 0:18:58That's great, Father. Thanks again. Cheers.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- So we're on for the church wedding. - We're on!- Sweet as a nut.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07But their biggest battle was with themselves.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I was thinking something showing a bit of leg at the front.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14OK. I've seen thousands of brides now
0:19:14 > 0:19:17and I've not found one that's wanted what you're describing.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21She might be the kind of girl... How do I put this?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23The kind of girl that likes to go out and will wear clothes
0:19:23 > 0:19:26that will show her figure and things.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30But on her wedding day, it's her one chance to be...
0:19:30 > 0:19:34not necessarily demure, but a little bit less...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36# Body movin', body movin'... #
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Do you see what I mean? - Yeah, that's a good point.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43But then one day, everything began to go right.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Right, you can look.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Oh, my God! It's so princessy, isn't it?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Ah!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I am really shocked that I like it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58GASPS OF ADMIRATION
0:19:58 > 0:20:03I'm getting married. Actually, this is the moment that it's sunk in.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh, my God! You won't believe what he's got for me!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, my God!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's Jordan's carriage!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Oh, my God!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I can't believe he's done something like this for me.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Oh!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26It's my church what I wanted!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh! Oh, my God!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Nicholas Paul Miller, will you take Laila Nadine Frances Walsh,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35here present, for your lawful wife,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38according to the rite of our holy mother, the Church?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- I do.- (I will.)- I will.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42THEY LAUGH
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You may now kiss the bride.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49# I thought love was only true in fairy tales... #
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Don't let go!- She only weighs 15 stone. Let me through!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58This is a real... I'm an ordinary girl from Preston!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# Cos we all just wanna be big rock stars
0:21:01 > 0:21:05# And live in hilltop houses Driving 15 cars
0:21:05 > 0:21:06# The girls come easy... #
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Woo!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12But honestly, you've been a hard crowd to please
0:21:12 > 0:21:13and I'm a man of very little effort,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15so it's been very difficult.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17So it gives me great pleasure to raise my glass
0:21:17 > 0:21:21for the most important people here today...
0:21:21 > 0:21:22and that's the bar staff.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24THEY CHEER
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I feel like a celebrity.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- You are a celebrity. You're MY celebrity.- Ahh!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Love was out to get me... #
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Some people can wind their partner up without even trying.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46So, what would happen if one day, they, like, really tried?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Take dithering Darnell and his missus Katie,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52whose show you voted your sixth favourite.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55We'd like to honour Darnell with a Don't Tell The Bride award
0:21:55 > 0:21:58for organising the lamest hen do ever.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Hymn 88, two fat ladies.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04House!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I am very excited about the hen night.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I'm feeling evil, mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17For the unsuspecting girls, it all started so well.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I love it. I love it!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Your taxi's here.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25THEY LAUGH
0:22:25 > 0:22:27He's a bastard, I love him.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36I'm so happy. I can't explain in words. I was just expecting a taxi.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38He's done really, really well.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40And this is just the hen do.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I love it. I think it's amazing. I feel like a celebrity!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47They'll get all gladded up and be wondering where they're going.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You'll never guess where I'm sending them.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Has he sent me bingo, really?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oh, my God!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Oh, my God.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01I don't want to go bingo. I'm going out to get drunk.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Bingo. All the girls are, like, silent.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I'm going to get, "No, Darnell's not serious.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08"No way, nah, he's not serious!"
0:23:08 > 0:23:10'That's what I'm going to be getting.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12'My ears are going to start burning.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Typical Darnell.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Eight and one, 81.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Seven and three, 73.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Seven and two, 72.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Three and seven, 37.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31We ain't bingo mums. We don't want to sit down and play bingo.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34He knows that. And that's why he's done it, so thank you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39If my old man to be sent me here for a hen night, I'd lynch the bugger.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41And I wouldn't marry him.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45At Darnell's stag do, it was more "blingo" than bingo.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Tonight, the plan is a secret.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54'Usually, a woman strips for the guy on a stag night,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56'so we're going to go the opposite way.'
0:23:56 > 0:24:01I'm going to get Darnell to do a striptease for a hen party. Live!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- DJ:- All the crowd here, and the ladies,
0:24:03 > 0:24:08would like you to do a strip on the stage, please.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10THEY SCREAM
0:24:12 > 0:24:14MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Eight and one, 81. Seven and two, 72.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Yellow 37. Red 19.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28'To be honest, I don't think Katie's very impressed.'
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Every wedding anniversary's going to be making up for this crap.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33The pink Hummer and the champagne, fabulous,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36but it's just like bringing someone up,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39then kind of kicking them off the top of the Hilton.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Literally.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43And, while the girls were checking their scores,
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Darnell was dropping his drawers.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Hum-a-na, hum-a-na!
0:24:47 > 0:24:52BINGO CALLER DRONES
0:24:52 > 0:24:57The best episodes of Don't Tell The Bride, as voted by you,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59have been whittled down into a top ten.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02But which is your favourite show ever?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03That's still to come.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Now, like me, you love the ones when opposites attract.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08So, at your number five,
0:25:08 > 0:25:12it's fisherman Harry and fitness fanatic Mel's show.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15He was salty, she was...sweaty.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Hmm. Salty and sweaty -
0:25:17 > 0:25:21they're either destined to be a couple or a new flavour of crisps.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I realised Mellissa was the one
0:25:26 > 0:25:29the first time we got together in the bedroom.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Down, boy!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36And, to keep her saucy bloke interested,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Mel worked out six nights a week.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42When Harry's not at it with Mel,
0:25:42 > 0:25:46he's on the job with the other love of his life.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47I just love the nice views
0:25:47 > 0:25:51and being out here with the birds and the dolphins.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59'When Harry comes home smelling of fish,
0:25:59 > 0:26:02'normally I say, "Can you strip off at the front door?"'
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Mwah! You stink.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08I don't like the smell of fish or whelks or fish guts
0:26:08 > 0:26:12or dead crabs or dead dogfish that stinks.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Ah, ha-ha!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Even though I've grown up by the sea,
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I've always been pretty frightened of it.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Bad news for Harry,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25who revealed his planned nautical nuptials to his family.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Me and Mel are going to get on a boat, OK?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30And then sail right round into Tenby Harbour
0:26:30 > 0:26:33and that's where we're having our reception and all, right?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I thought you wanted people to come to the wedding!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Shut up, Mum, they'll come! Don't you like the idea?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Mel doesn't even like the water!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Tough crap! It's my wedding as well and I like the water.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44So we're having it there, right?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47But Mel had her own plans... on dry land.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Look at the view.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52The beach, all the fields.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- It'd be amazing to get married here. - I've been to many a wedding here.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Yeah.- Absolutely fantastic.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Me knowing Harry - he knows I love this church.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I think he'll choose this.
0:27:06 > 0:27:12But, for Harry, if it's not fishy, he's throwing it back.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14St Julian's Fishermen's Church.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Whoa, cool!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- Oh, it's wicked, look at that! - Looks well good, doesn't it?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- I love this church.- Yeah. - It's nice, isn't it?
0:27:24 > 0:27:28THEY HUM "The Bridal Chorus"
0:27:28 > 0:27:31THEY HUM "The Bridal Chorus"
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Look at those crabs!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35I really like it. It's cool.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38It's exactly how I imagined my fishing wedding to be.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Waving. Goodbye!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Thank you, everybody.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46I'm Mr Cromwell, you're Mrs Cromwell.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48THEY LAUGH
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Cos we're fishermen, hopefully that'll be in our favour to get this Fishermen's Church.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Even though we've never been to church. We won't tell 'em!
0:27:55 > 0:27:59But the man upstairs wasn't amused.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04In the short time he had, Harry wasn't allowed a church wedding.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07'I'm afraid he's not happy about proceeding with this.
0:28:07 > 0:28:08'So, really, it's a no.'
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- That's not good news, is it?- No.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14So, he plumped for a pub, just for the "halibut".
0:28:17 > 0:28:20This is where we hold our wedding ceremonies, in here.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Oh, nice.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I like the flowers, they look cool.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Thank you very much.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27So, Harry wants to keep things moist
0:28:27 > 0:28:29by staging his marriage ceremony in a pub.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Da-dah!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Nice.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38SHE LAUGHS
0:28:42 > 0:28:45It is now my great pleasure and privilege to pronounce
0:28:45 > 0:28:48that you are husband and wife together.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:53 > 0:28:57But Harry's next port of call was a BIG surprise.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- Darling, put these on.- OK.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Are we going to the beach for photos?- Yeah.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Hmm. Sounds a bit fishy.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- We've got a little surprise in line for you, Mels.- What is it?
0:29:13 > 0:29:17Oh, my God! I'm not going to smell like a fishmonger, am I?
0:29:19 > 0:29:22So, the girl who's terrified of the sea
0:29:22 > 0:29:25is about to sail to her wedding reception
0:29:25 > 0:29:28in a great, big, stinky whelk boat. Mm, nice(!)
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Oh, my God! I hate boats.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35SHE LAUGHS
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Thank you, Rob!- Cheers.- Chin chin!
0:29:42 > 0:29:45This is actually cool! I like it.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47I love the boat now. I don't know what I was frightened of.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49This is a romantic idea
0:29:49 > 0:29:52and hopefully I'm not going to be seasick.
0:29:52 > 0:29:57And so our fishwife faced her fears and fell hook, line and sinker
0:29:57 > 0:29:58for her seafaring man.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Have you been working out?
0:30:04 > 0:30:06"Welcome, Mrs Cromwell"!
0:30:06 > 0:30:07SHE LAUGHS
0:30:10 > 0:30:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:13 > 0:30:15And, to top off the surprises,
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Harry managed to arrange a blessing in the Fishermen's Church
0:30:19 > 0:30:21that he'd wanted all along.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Well, friends, welcome to St Julian's Church, here in Tenby Harbour.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30This church was built for the fishermen of Tenby.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Here they used to bring their catch for God's blessing.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37And Harry today has brought his catch for God's blessing!
0:30:47 > 0:30:49APPLAUSE
0:30:49 > 0:30:51ALL: Harry and Mel!
0:30:51 > 0:30:54APPLAUSE
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Oh, sorry. It's my tea.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Don't Tell The Bride has had loads of grooms
0:31:05 > 0:31:08muddle their way through their wedding plans,
0:31:08 > 0:31:11leaving their other halves stressed to the max.
0:31:11 > 0:31:16The important thing, I think, is just to take the day seriously.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Put your whole heart and soul into every little detail...
0:31:21 > 0:31:24..and say you did your best.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Unless you make a big joke of the whole thing, of course,
0:31:26 > 0:31:29in which case, you're screwed.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Ritesh and Sheena's episode came in at number four.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Chip, anyone?
0:31:35 > 0:31:39- Hey!- As long as I stick with what I'm happy with, it won't go wrong.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43- At least, if anything, I'll be happy.- Ohhh!
0:31:43 > 0:31:46I don't want people to remember my wedding because it was a joke.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50As long as you've got your mates around, who says you can't have a laugh with the logistics?
0:31:50 > 0:31:54If you want a three-tier cake, they're quite expensive.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57No-one even eats cake, but people eat chips.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Chips on the wedding day?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04I'd go for that ahead of other little things we've got.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07You'd rather have the chips than the decor?
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Yeah.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11"Funky places to get married." That's what you want, yeah.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Alton Towers!
0:32:13 > 0:32:14Are you taking the piss?
0:32:14 > 0:32:18When people pump him, he starts rolling with those ideas.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21- 'How can I help?' - Alton Towers, please.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24And those ideas from being a small idea, maybe as a joke, grows.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26We have to find a venue today, have to.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28So, whatever's open, that's what we pick.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32- Forestry Centre... - Forestry Centre, what's that?
0:32:32 > 0:32:37Write the postcode down. What is it? Delta-Echo-12 8-J-X-Ray, right, good.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- I'll remember it. - It's DE12, isn't it?
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Right, wicked. Let's go!
0:32:43 > 0:32:46MUSIC: "A-TEAM" THEME
0:32:46 > 0:32:48This A-Team's revved up for action.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52But Sheena's going to hate it if their plan comes together.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- Oh, we're on a roll, we can't go wrong.- That's the one!
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I've always wanted a stately home
0:32:57 > 0:32:59or some setting like a castle or something.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01I'm looking to see if I can hire it for a wedding.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Yes, it's very quick. She's a very demanding woman.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07This looks beautiful.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Look at the dining table! "Thanks for joining us all today.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13"Thank you to all our guests."
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- Look, that's the food area. People will sit over there, eating.- Wow!
0:33:17 > 0:33:19I want room service. Ding!
0:33:19 > 0:33:22See that trolley over there? I could come in on it, you could push me!
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Imagine the wedding song and that. I'll come in, take me to the stage.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33Sheena comes up that side over there, on another trolley like that.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35And we meet in the middle and, yeah.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38If he's not thought like this, God help him.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42You've just got to not think of it as, sort of, a gym hall.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43It is a gym hall.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48In the end, Ritesh went for a tent in a field,
0:33:48 > 0:33:52but would you muck about with the British weather?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55If it does rain, people are outside, dancing, or whatever -
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- what can you suggest?- Umbrellas?
0:34:00 > 0:34:04I hope it's not a whole wedding outside, because if there is,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07then, you know, look at today, look at yesterday, look at today.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11It is 50/50 either brilliance or complete disaster.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15But despite his comical effort,
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Ritesh's little touches didn't always go to plan.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20I'm not wearing a tiara.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- Why would he choose a tiara?! He knows...- Shh, shh.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25I'm not wearing this!
0:34:25 > 0:34:28It's not funny, Nina, I'm not joking!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Just have it so you don't see it, like that.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Wrap your hair round it. - I don't like it.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Can we just try that again? I thought that looked really...
0:34:34 > 0:34:37- Don't push it on like that! - Just...shh!
0:34:37 > 0:34:40It's princessy, isn't it? It's lovely! Makes you...
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Will you be able to take it in a bit?
0:34:44 > 0:34:48We can do some alterations. Someone does have to ring...
0:34:48 > 0:34:49Hello, Rikky.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53- Hiya.- We've just tried the dress on.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- It's a bit big.- Is it? Oh, OK.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00It needs to be altered. We need authorisation to alter it,
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- cos you have to pay for the alterations.- What?!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Nah, she can't get it altered. I've got no money left!
0:35:04 > 0:35:09- 'Honest to God.'- You have to, because it's just falling off.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Can't she pin it or nothing?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- No, you can't pin it, it needs to be altered!- Oh, my God!
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Take her to McDonald's, fill her out a bit.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18I don't think her boobs will grow with a Maccy D's!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Chicken fillets. I've seen it on TV.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22You could return the tiara and get the alteration done.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24'That'd cover you, wouldn't it?'
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Yeah.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- Woo-hoo!- I always get my way.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Rikky's quite, um...quite chilled.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35He's like Blu-tac. I can mould him.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37She may be in the dress,
0:35:37 > 0:35:40but Ritesh knew all along who wore the trousers.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42And, on the big day,
0:35:42 > 0:35:45the sun definitely shone for this jammy joker
0:35:45 > 0:35:48as the laughter stopped and in came the tears...
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- That's my wife.- ..of joy.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16So, this is it.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Out of our 50 grooms,
0:36:18 > 0:36:21we have reached the top three best Don't Tell The Bride episodes ever
0:36:21 > 0:36:23as voted by you.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Greetings, Earthlings!
0:36:31 > 0:36:33What do you get if you take a groom
0:36:33 > 0:36:36obsessed with weirdy-beardy science fiction
0:36:36 > 0:36:39and a bride who has absolutely no say at all?
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Well, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, obviously.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Or you might get the couple who came in at number three on your vote -
0:36:46 > 0:36:50sci-fi nut Charles, who took his long-suffering fiancee, Lauren,
0:36:50 > 0:36:54to a personal obsession far, far away.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Well, at least he was happy on their big day.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Right from the start, the signs weren't good.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05I'm quite happy that these are the centrepieces for my top table.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06Definite.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08But Charles's space oddities
0:37:08 > 0:37:12are light years away from what classy Lauren wanted.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- It's really romantic. - Really cosy. Really you, as well,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17with all the bits and pieces, lovingly placed.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20It looks like a house, like you could live here.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22It is like my ideal home!
0:37:22 > 0:37:25As well as my ideal wedding venue.
0:37:25 > 0:37:26It's perfect.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30But nothing seems more perfect to Charles
0:37:30 > 0:37:33than having futuristic waiters serve drinks at his wedding.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Come on, robots!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39THEY LAUGH
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- Amazing!- Brilliant.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49THEY LAUGH
0:37:49 > 0:37:53So, if you're handing out drinks to my guests as they come in,
0:37:53 > 0:37:57what...? Can you show me some drink-serving skills?
0:37:59 > 0:38:01THEY LAUGH
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Brilliant!- Gold.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08THEY LAUGH
0:38:10 > 0:38:11It's classic!
0:38:11 > 0:38:15If Lauren saw those two robots at her wedding, she'd freak out.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19I think we need to reel him in, get him back on the straight and narrow,
0:38:19 > 0:38:23so we get a wedding that Lauren will turn up to and enjoy.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24It's not looking hopeful,
0:38:24 > 0:38:27especially if the stag do is anything to go by.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Watch out, world, here comes Princess Charlie!
0:38:47 > 0:38:50MEN CHEER
0:38:52 > 0:38:55May the force be with you!
0:38:55 > 0:38:56In your pants!
0:38:56 > 0:38:58'I'm wearing knickers with "Princess" on them.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00'I can deal with it.'
0:39:02 > 0:39:04At the wedding venue,
0:39:04 > 0:39:08- the first of Charles's guests has beamed himself in.- Oh, my word!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11(ELECTRONIC VOICE) Hello, Charles. My name is Primo
0:39:11 > 0:39:13and I'm here to help you with your wedding today.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15High-five, Primo! Yeah.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19Hello, everyone, welcome to Lauren and Charles's wedding.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Thank you.
0:39:21 > 0:39:26Charles takes his new bride into the intergalactic molecular transporter.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Ah, no, it's just a lift, really.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Lucky Lauren's about to have a close encounter of an absurd kind.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:39:44 > 0:39:46SHE LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY
0:39:46 > 0:39:50Hello, Lauren and Charles, congratulations on your big day.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57- I'm going to show you the cake. - SHE SHRIEKS
0:39:57 > 0:40:00I thought in space, no-one could hear you scream?
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Are they peas?- They're aliens!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Oh. I am going to think they're peas, if that's OK with you?
0:40:05 > 0:40:08That makes me feel a bit better about aliens.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12No, it's cool. It was just a shock, that's all.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Yeah, very cool(!)
0:40:13 > 0:40:18Ladies and gentlemen, can you please be upstanding
0:40:18 > 0:40:20for the bride and groom?
0:40:20 > 0:40:22THEY CHEER
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Well done, Charles, you big space nerd.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29I've shown you that sci-fi can be romantic. Today's proof.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31- SHE LAUGHS - Do you not think?
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Yeah.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- (ROBOTIC VOICE)- Well, Charles, maybe in a parallel universe.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Can you guess which show gets second place?
0:40:43 > 0:40:47This next episode has been pipped to the post for the number one spot,
0:40:47 > 0:40:50but it's MY absolute favourite show.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54This is the single most jaw-dropping piece of decision-making ever
0:40:54 > 0:40:55on Don't Tell The Bride.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59And you loved the groom taking a gamble on his big day.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02At number two, it's Simon and Kaleigh.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Viva Las Vegas!
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Black is Vegas. Red is the UK.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Black? You're going for black? You're a brave boy!
0:41:15 > 0:41:19Kaleigh's always dreamed of a traditional English country wedding.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22And if it comes up black, she's off to Vegas.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29THEY CHEER
0:41:30 > 0:41:32She's going to kill me!
0:41:32 > 0:41:33Simon!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35I went on black.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I feel so ecstatic!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40But I think the important thing is to do everything I want to do
0:41:40 > 0:41:43and make sure we do everything she wants to do in Vegas as well.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Make it the best wedding she's ever been to.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49Simon may think he's hit the jackpot with Vegas,
0:41:49 > 0:41:51but the odds of pulling off a wedding Kaleigh will love
0:41:51 > 0:41:54are now stacked against him.
0:41:54 > 0:41:59Worse still, Simon can only afford six guests.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01It's time to tell the family.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02This arrived.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06"Play me."
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- What's that?- A castle.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Definitely not going there.
0:42:11 > 0:42:16- Are you going there?- No, we're not going there.- Where are you going?
0:42:16 > 0:42:19# Bright light city gonna set my soul... #
0:42:19 > 0:42:20Oh, my God! Las Vegas!
0:42:20 > 0:42:23There's been a lot of speculation about where the wedding will be.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26We are going all the way to Las Vegas.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Unfortunately, some of you aren't going to be able to go
0:42:30 > 0:42:32and I really, really...
0:42:35 > 0:42:36..feel quite bad about that.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39The following people will be going...
0:42:39 > 0:42:42and it's Deb, Brent,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44my dad, my mum...
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Who else is going? Sam,
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Anthony, myself and obviously Kaleigh.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52The news starts to sink in
0:42:52 > 0:42:55that two of Kay's nearest and dearest won't be at the wedding.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Oh, God, she's not going to be happy.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00She's going to hate it.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02So many people can't go.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06So many people have bought outfits.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08They've gone to so much trouble.
0:43:11 > 0:43:16Kaleigh and her sister have no idea where they're heading.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20As they approach the airport, she's convinced it's a practical joke.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22- Oh, my God!- He's bluffing.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24I'm not convinced he's bluffing.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29I've been told to come to you?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31- I think this is for you.- Thank you.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52With the girls still reeling from THAT shock,
0:43:52 > 0:43:55their parents arrive and drop another bombshell.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59- Sean can't come.- Sean's not coming?
0:43:59 > 0:44:01I'm not going, then.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Their brother, Sean, is being left behind.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08Would you be able to get married, knowing your brother's not there?
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Why would the man I love do this?
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Why would he do this, Mum?
0:44:13 > 0:44:15SHE SOBS
0:44:15 > 0:44:18With the wedding in crisis and their relationship at stake,
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Simon's traded the crap table
0:44:20 > 0:44:25for a crap bed that he's made and now has to lie in.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27- What the- BLEEP- is going on?
0:44:27 > 0:44:28Baby, come on...
0:44:28 > 0:44:30'Do you know how upset we are?'
0:44:32 > 0:44:37You've ripped the whole family apart, Simon.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38'How can you do this?'
0:44:38 > 0:44:40I'm not coming.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- No, Kaleigh, don't be silly. - I'm not coming.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Please, I love you.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47No, you obviously don't, cos you wouldn't do this, would you?
0:44:48 > 0:44:52'Sorry, Simon. I'm just...'
0:44:52 > 0:44:56I'm really struggling to, well, want to marry you.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58'How could you?'
0:44:58 > 0:45:02You've absolutely broken my heart.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Please, just get on the plane.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06I'm not coming.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08'If you don't...'
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Well, game over. End of.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11End of what?
0:45:11 > 0:45:13End...of us.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Simon, there, with a face of pure horror,
0:45:24 > 0:45:28not seen since his mum discovered his special drawer.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29Simon, we salute you.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31So, here we are -
0:45:31 > 0:45:34after five incredible series of Don't Tell The Bride,
0:45:34 > 0:45:35some brilliant weddings,
0:45:35 > 0:45:38and some that I promise we will never, ever mention again,
0:45:38 > 0:45:41it is time to find out which one
0:45:41 > 0:45:44you have voted the best Don't Tell The Bride ever.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Taking wedding planning to a whole new height,
0:45:47 > 0:45:49congratulations go to...
0:45:49 > 0:45:52John and Jackie, who have flown into the top spot.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55(Nobody mention the word "splat".)
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Go on, son!
0:45:58 > 0:46:03# All by myself... #
0:46:03 > 0:46:07John always prided himself on being quirky and individual.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Why wouldn't you want to marry this man?
0:46:09 > 0:46:10SHE LAUGHS
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Not everything has to have something written on it!
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Got to be different, Jackie.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17You are different. Definitely different.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20So, naturally, that extended to wedding planning.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22- Hiya.- Hi.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23We're looking for a cake.
0:46:23 > 0:46:27She's always moaning about the size of her nose and wants a nose job
0:46:27 > 0:46:29so this is a perfect chance to cut a wee bit off her nose.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33We'll go with a nose-shaped cake.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34I think she'll kill you.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37- It could go either way. - It can only go one way.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39THEY LAUGH
0:46:39 > 0:46:40And, after the nose,
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Jackie won't believe her eyes at John's next wacky idea.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47This is the first choice, cos this is where me and Jackie met.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53It's important to me
0:46:53 > 0:46:56that our reception's held somewhere that means a lot.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58It's important that for one day of our life,
0:46:58 > 0:47:01we don't try and pretend we're something we're not.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Everyone that I talk to
0:47:03 > 0:47:06seems to think I'm going to get married in the Miners' and...
0:47:06 > 0:47:09I would be absolutely devastated if...
0:47:10 > 0:47:13I would be absolutely devastated if he does that
0:47:13 > 0:47:16because I think that's just...a joke.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20When Jackie went to see the wedding dress John had chosen...
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Hello.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25..she was in for shock number one.
0:47:25 > 0:47:26- Come for your dress fitting?- Yes.
0:47:26 > 0:47:31John's asked us to give you something to put on before you see your dress.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33We have to make sure no peeking.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38It's a pink bag!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40OH, MY GOD!
0:47:43 > 0:47:47This is no shop assistant. It's Jackie's best friend, Rosie,
0:47:47 > 0:47:50who's been flown in from her new life in Australia.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Oh, my God, it's brilliant!
0:47:54 > 0:47:56It's all John's doing, you know?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59At least he's good for something!
0:47:59 > 0:48:00Oh!
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Shock number two quickly followed on her wedding day.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08- Shit.- BOTH: Oh, my God.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10I'm petrified of flying!
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Woke up this morning, it's sunny outside.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Jackie Burns is skydiving today!
0:48:15 > 0:48:16Yes!
0:48:16 > 0:48:20Surely need a bigger plane than that? Health and safety would say
0:48:20 > 0:48:23you cannot skydive out of a plane in a wedding dress!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26- People do it.- Surely you have to take some Valium or something
0:48:26 > 0:48:27before you do something like that?
0:48:33 > 0:48:34He's having a laugh.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45I think this is one of his wind-ups.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47I think you've probably guessed by now
0:48:47 > 0:48:50that I am a tandem skydiving instructor.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Going to run through a briefing about what we do.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56- I can't believe he's done this. - Unfortunately, I can.
0:48:56 > 0:48:57When we leave the aircraft,
0:48:57 > 0:49:00we'll accelerate to 120mph in seven seconds.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03We'll be in freefall for about 30 seconds.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07Then we'll be flying about under the parachute for about five minutes.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09So we put you into one of these harnesses.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12- Can you do this in a dress like this?- No.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Nice as you look, we'll have to take you out of that.
0:49:14 > 0:49:19All that time that girl spent this morning doing hair and make-up.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20It's such a boy thing to do.
0:49:20 > 0:49:24This is probably the worst possible idea...
0:49:26 > 0:49:28..for the morning of the wedding.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- I think John's an- BLEEP- hole.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34It's absolutely brilliant! It's my wedding day!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39OK. OK, I'll do it.
0:49:41 > 0:49:42We'll take you, then.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44PLANE ENGINE RUMBLES
0:49:44 > 0:49:46- I'm- BLEEP- myself.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49What if I die? What if I actually die?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- Watch your head on the wing.- OK.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh, I can hear it, I can hear it!
0:50:13 > 0:50:16Burnsy! Hurry up!
0:50:26 > 0:50:29SONG: "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty
0:50:29 > 0:50:31# She's a good girl, loves her mama
0:50:37 > 0:50:40# I'm a bad boy... #
0:50:40 > 0:50:43Can you imagine what's going through her mind right now?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46- Her heart's going to be going crazy! - Oh, my God!
0:50:46 > 0:50:48# ..breaking her heart
0:50:48 > 0:50:51# And I'm free
0:50:54 > 0:50:56# Free fallin'... #
0:51:00 > 0:51:02There they are, look!
0:51:05 > 0:51:08# Free fallin'. #
0:51:12 > 0:51:15MUSIC: "Wedding March" by Mendelssohn
0:51:22 > 0:51:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:34 > 0:51:35SHE LAUGHS
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Mate.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41That is a feeling that you can't even put into words.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46It's... I don't... It is absolutely amazing!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49I'm still going to punch him for making me do this on my wedding day.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Nailed it, nailed it!
0:51:55 > 0:51:57With her adrenaline still pumping,
0:51:57 > 0:52:01Jackie found a way to let it all out.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04LAUGHTER
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Watch the good flowers!
0:52:13 > 0:52:16- I do.- I do.
0:52:16 > 0:52:17LAUGHTER
0:52:22 > 0:52:24I'm delighted to declare that
0:52:24 > 0:52:28Jackie and John, you are now husband and wife.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32APPLAUSE
0:52:32 > 0:52:34I can't believe we've got to go on another journey.
0:52:34 > 0:52:39But the final shock up John's kilt was his biggest risk yet.
0:52:42 > 0:52:43- You absolute- BLEEP.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49I do get the feeling you're not happy.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Would you honestly do this to me?
0:52:56 > 0:52:59- After getting flung out of a- BLEEP- plane?
0:52:59 > 0:53:02And that beautiful ceremony, you come to the Miners'?
0:53:04 > 0:53:06Honestly? Is this a joke?
0:53:09 > 0:53:10Guys.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13What if I say I'm not getting out?
0:53:13 > 0:53:18- You can trust me.- No, I can't. - You can trust me. Trust me?
0:53:18 > 0:53:20You're not going to go away, are you?
0:53:25 > 0:53:28I'm having a reception in the Miners'?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31- Yeah.- Right, OK, that's fine. - All right?
0:53:31 > 0:53:35Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38- Trust me. - Watch my dress on the door.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40You ready? You ready for this?
0:53:40 > 0:53:42- Yeah.- Right, go.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44- SHE GASPS - Oh, my...!
0:53:44 > 0:53:48Christmas! Oh, my God, oh, my God!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Oh, my God!- Like it?
0:53:51 > 0:53:53It's amazing!
0:53:56 > 0:53:58I can't believe this is the Miners'!
0:53:58 > 0:54:02This could be anywhere in the world, but this is where we met. That's why it's special to me, all right?
0:54:02 > 0:54:04You are mental.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- You love Christmas! - I know I love Christmas.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10You love Christmas, I love the Miners'!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12You love...trendy stuff.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15- And you don't!- Yeah. Hence the cake.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19- Oh, John! - THEY LAUGH
0:54:19 > 0:54:21To John and Jackie.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23- Well done.- Thank you!
0:54:23 > 0:54:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:26 > 0:54:29With a little bit of cunning and a lot of love,
0:54:29 > 0:54:31John had pulled off the perfect wedding.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36# Free fallin'. #
0:54:42 > 0:54:47Don't Tell The Bride - can it get any more extraordinary than this?
0:54:49 > 0:54:50Goodnight.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52# You know I said it's true
0:54:52 > 0:54:54# I can feel the love Can you feel it too?
0:54:54 > 0:54:56# I can feel it ah, ah
0:54:56 > 0:54:59# I can feel it ah, ah
0:54:59 > 0:55:01# You know I said it's true
0:55:01 > 0:55:04# I can feel the love Can you feel it too?
0:55:04 > 0:55:06# I can feel it ah, ah
0:55:06 > 0:55:10# I can feel it ah, ah, yeah
0:55:10 > 0:55:14# You know I said it's true I can feel the love
0:55:14 > 0:55:15# Can you feel it too? #
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