0:00:02 > 0:00:05Don't Tell The Bride's Christmas Revenge special is back...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08I was really, like, mortified.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- It's just wrong. - I feel like I'm going to a funeral.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13..and it's time for the brides to get even.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- No!- You don't hate me that much, do you?
0:00:15 > 0:00:19We'll be making a festive return to some of your favourite brides...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24..who were brave enough to let their grooms...
0:00:24 > 0:00:28They do it the way I want to do it. Pregnancy be damned!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..plan their special day.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31My vows were pretty traditional,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34but that's just pretty much because I don't know what a vow is.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Of course he couldn't do something normal.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39But did their fellas turn out to be wise men...
0:00:39 > 0:00:42What was I thinking? I needed my head examined at that point.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43..or complete turkeys?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46There's not many weddings you go to where you can pole dance at your free will, is there?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48It is the worst feeling in the world.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52So sit back, relax and stay tuned to find out what our brides
0:00:52 > 0:00:54have got in store this Christmas...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56This is going to be a problem.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59..for their hapless grooms.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00You're evil.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Revenge is sweet.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15That's right, folks, it's Noel.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Or in this case, it's our Noel and Jemma.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21She's the hard-working mum
0:01:21 > 0:01:23who dreamed of a sophisticated hometown wedding
0:01:23 > 0:01:25with all her friends and family.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I just think it should be somewhere local,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31no pressure for them to stay anywhere and spend a fortune.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35He's the Magaluf-loving groom who blew his budget on flights to the sun,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37held his reception in a beach bar
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and served everyone kebabs and burgers.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Thanks very much, mate.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Wedding breakfast of burgers and kebabs. Hmm.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Even at night they call it a wedding breakfast? Why would they do that?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51And Jemma still remembers exactly how she felt
0:01:51 > 0:01:54when she realised what Noel had planned.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I was like, "Why on earth would you do this to me?"
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I was really, like, mortified.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07When Jemma moved out so Noel could organise the big day,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10his first challenge came quicker than expected.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Have you got a door key?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17That was just the most typical thing I've ever seen -
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Noel locking himself out.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21She's got the only door key and she's shut the door!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24No key, no phone, no anything.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Hey, do you know what? She might have left the back door open.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ah-ha-ha!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Locking myself out the house was not the best start at all.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36We are going to live the dream.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Back indoors, Noel finally began planning the wedding.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And he knew exactly how to BARE the news of his wedding idea
0:02:43 > 0:02:45to best man Mike.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- MUSIC: "Agadoo" by Black Lace - Here we go!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Do-do-do! - Magaluf! That's where we're going!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55A lot of people were like, "Wow, Noel, looking good in his tiny trunks."
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I was like, "There's a lot of socks involved in there, you know."
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Socks to one side, didn't anyone think a wedding
0:03:02 > 0:03:06in the party capital of Mallorca might be a pants idea?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Well, Noel didn't,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11and the next day, he booked 24 flights.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Still, as he was throwing cash about,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17he was bound to splash out on the bridesmaid dresses, right?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Wrong.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21The bridesmaid's dresses - horrendous.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Shut your face.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29They weren't good. You don't buy bridesmaid dresses from the market.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- You'll look like a million dollars. - I swear to God, I'll not be seen dead in that.- Why?- Why?!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I don't think he'll make another Gok Wan any time soon, put it that way.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- He's- BLEEP- himself.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I don't think so.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47'They looked absolutely perfect for what we were doing.'
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I was looking at the bigger picture.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53'All them bridesmaid dresses fitted in a carrier bag,'
0:03:53 > 0:03:56and bearing in mind they only had hand luggage...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59we had to just roll with it.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01With the market misery still on the girls' minds,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04there was another surprise on the way.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'd not heard anything literally for about two weeks,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and this DVD was kind of produced.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13We've not even sorted your hen do out. We've had to do it all last-minute.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but...you're going to...
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Mallorca! Mallorca!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- ALL SCREAM - You're going to Mallorca!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25SHE GASPS That is just one of the moments I'll never forget.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30And luckily for Noel, his cunning plan to get the girls out to Spain
0:04:30 > 0:04:33under the guise of a hen party worked.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Jem did not have a clue.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38So Jemma was off to sunny Spain for her hen do -
0:04:38 > 0:04:40make that wedding.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I did not have an inkling I would be staying in Spain.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I literally took a few pairs of knickers.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55The next morning, in a dress shop in Palma,
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Noel's plan was finally revealed.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00And it wasn't just the hangover making Jemma feel nauseous.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05The guy who worked in the shop delivered Noel's lovely handwritten note.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08"This is just a little note to let you know
0:05:08 > 0:05:11"you're getting married tomorrow in Mallorca."
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I was absolutely shocked.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And then the guy in the shop said,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19"Do you like your dress?"
0:05:19 > 0:05:23I was like, "Eee," thinking, "None of these are wedding dresses, really."
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Wow.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32You kind of try and get your breath about getting married the next day in Mallorca
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and then it's like, "There's your dress," and you're like...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37a nervous wreck.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41I think I know her better than she knows herself. I know what looks good on her.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- I no like.- I no like.- No like. - No like.- No.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Apparently not, Noel.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50But with her wedding the next day, Jemma didn't have much choice.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Hello?- Hello.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I don't want the organ grinder any more, I actually want the monkey.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Come on, put him on the phone. - It's Sam.- Hello?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Are we having a wedding today? Cos we don't actually know yet.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06It was me that was going to be organising the wedding, but in all
0:06:06 > 0:06:08the mist and sand and sun,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11we forgot to get Jem to the actual venue.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You, as the bride of honour, need to order a taxi to Magaluf Beach.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Here's me thinking you were planning the wedding.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18So we were driving round
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and it dropped us off on Magaluf Beach.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Before Jemma had to get on the boat, she did the walk of shame.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh, my God.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Jem...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Are you actually kidding me?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35People ask why I put her on a boat. I answer, "Why not?"
0:06:35 > 0:06:39There's a lot of sea there, you might as well make use of it.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I don't like boats, they make me feel sick.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Thing is, I couldn't change it, so I weren't worried about it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Jem, they're all waving to you.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53When I first saw Jemma, I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56'I was really pleased that it was on the beach, it was lovely.'
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I thought it was good, it's like being a celebrity for a day.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00It's quite nice.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04That moment when you see them, it all...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07'everything just fades into the background.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10'I was holding back the tears at one point.'
0:07:10 > 0:07:12It was rather emotional to see her.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15She did hit me on the head with a bouquet, but we'll get over that.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- He knows that I don't do water. - It's only a bit of fake flowers.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20They were silk. It didn't hurt.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Jemma and Noel.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- I, Jemma.- I, Jemma.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Take you, Noel.- Take you, Noel.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- To be my husband. - To be my husband.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- I, Noel.- I, Noel.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Take you, Jemma.- Take you, Jemma.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- To be my wife.- To be my wife.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Noel, you may now kiss the bride.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh, don't tongue me!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Awww. The ceremony was lovely on the beach.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48'It was amazing, beautiful.'
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- I love you.- I love you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Aww. It's a shame she didn't feel the same way about the reception.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58'After the ceremony,'
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I got surprised with the lovely Lineker's bar for my venue.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04'Jem, I think, at the time, thought we was just walking past it.'
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- What do you think? - What do I think about what?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10And then we turned her into it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12About your venue.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16And it's like, "What?"
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Really? Oh, Noel.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23The choice of going to Lineker's came up because of the spot
0:08:23 > 0:08:26where it was, right on the front, bang in the centre of Magaluf.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27I thought it was ace.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He was like, "This is your venue."
0:08:29 > 0:08:32And that's when I thought he was taking the mick.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Why are you doing this?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She had her blinkers on.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39It wasn't what I would have wanted, so I was like, "You know what?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42"If this is where I'm going to spend my wedding evening,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44"then I need to get really pissed."
0:08:44 > 0:08:46It was awesome. And we had a pole, as well.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48There's not many wedding you go to where you can
0:08:48 > 0:08:50pole dance at your free will, is there?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54When I asked about the food, he kind of led nicely into...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58If you look across the road, to that shop there.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- You're actually kidding me. - What we're doing is, listen to me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- Don't lie.- What we're doing is...
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I was stood opposite a bloody burger bar and I was like,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08"What is this, really?"
0:09:08 > 0:09:10And that, again, I was like "What thought has gone into this?"
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Can I just say, small point, I don't even like burgers.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It even had a dining area, where you could eat.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And with every meal, you got a free can of beer.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21That's ace, that. You don't get that anywhere else.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25No bride would want burgers and kebabs on their wedding day.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26That's what I got.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ssh. Go get me a drink.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Everything was good at the end, and everyone realised
0:09:30 > 0:09:32it was actually good, especially when they was hungry
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and could have anything they wanted.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# We found love in a hopeless place
0:09:39 > 0:09:43# We found love in a hopeless place... #
0:09:43 > 0:09:46You can't please everybody, but I'm happy to say I DID.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Noel might believe he did well, but has Jemma really forgiven him
0:09:55 > 0:09:59for the horrendous bridesmaid dresses and those burgers and kebabs?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Noel?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Cos you planned me a Magaluf wedding,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I've got you a surprise Christmas present.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09What is it?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15You're going to need a little helper.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Is that...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19THEY LAUGH
0:10:19 > 0:10:21So Noel and best man Mike get a night of working
0:10:21 > 0:10:25in a kebab shop, dressed in some fetching bridesmaids' outfits.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27WOLF-WHISTLE
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You want us to serve these?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Yeah. Like I say, you have to watch it not to burn.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36What's wrong with a kebab for wedding food?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38THEY LAUGH
0:10:38 > 0:10:41He certainly looks better in it than I did.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- That's the garlic mayonnaise. - Same again?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48THEY LAUGH
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Hey, can I help you? Listen, you've got to be quick, cos I'm working.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57You know what? You look so fit.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Listen, I've got a missus.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Order a lamb kebab.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I think we're all kebab-ed out from the wedding, to be honest,
0:11:03 > 0:11:06so we're going to leave you guys to it
0:11:06 > 0:11:09and go and get a posh meal somewhere.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I love you too.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Put that on the grill.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19The best thing for me tonight has been Noel saying,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21"The dresses were fine." Wear it.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25That has been the perfect end for me for this wedding.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Do you know what? I could work here. Hello, Valentino's.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Look, it's Terry and Melissa,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37who will no doubt want a traditional Christmas.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Then again, she wanted a traditional wedding and that didn't happen.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43It's beautiful.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46He was the proud Ghanaian Scouser who wanted a wedding that
0:11:46 > 0:11:47fused Africa with Ireland.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50In Liverpool.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I know you think it's crazy, but I want an elephant on there.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57But how did Melissa really feel, letting her man plan
0:11:57 > 0:11:59the biggest day of her life?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I was just so scared that he was going to get it wrong.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10After a tense start, Terry secured his dream church for the ceremony.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Hi, Father.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Boom!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16He then booked an oversized greenhouse for the reception...
0:12:16 > 0:12:22- It's lovely. I like it.- ..splashed out on a papier-mache elephant...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24This elephant is reversing.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27..and even managed to fit in a quick trip round the safari park.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Ah, shit!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Party girl Melissa had high hopes for a classy hen night.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40I wanted cocktail, champagne, music, friends, drink.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But Terry had other ideas.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46They'd had three weeks of chillaxing and relaxing and stuff,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48and I thought she needs to go out there
0:12:48 > 0:12:52and get involved, feel a little bit of my pain.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It was more hen DON'T than hen do.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Melissa!
0:12:55 > 0:13:01Terry organised for me a boot camp for my hen do. Cheeky bugger.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Jog nice and easy, stay together as a group. One minute. Knees up.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stop cheating.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12I thought this is quite an offensive activity to be doing.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Is he giving me a hint?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Come on, let's go back to the start. Let's go!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I thought, you know, the wedding day is coming up,
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- you probably need to get yourself in shape, get yourself fit again. - Oh, really?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh, my God! Terry is evil.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28When I look back at the footage of me running across the beach,
0:13:28 > 0:13:34sweating, freezing cold, and then Terry is lying in a spa.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I was thinking of booking it for the girls, but they would've hated it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- It's just wrong!- This is boss, this.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I haven't had a facial like this before.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I needed to make sure that I had relaxed.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Got a little bit pampered myself.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53One of my greatest ideas on the whole journey, I think.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55The boot camp may have been tough,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58but it didn't prepare Melissa for what was coming next.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00The dress.
0:14:00 > 0:14:06The day before my wedding, I woke up terrified at the thought that
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I was going to see my dress that I had to wear on my wedding day
0:14:10 > 0:14:11chosen by Terry.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I wanted to be one of the blokes that goes in and gets it right.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Maybe the only bloke who's got it right.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20When I went to the shop, I thought, "Yeah, fine."
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- But as soon as I saw all of the dresses...- Too much choice.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I thought, "Oh, my days, this is going to be a problem."
0:14:27 > 0:14:32Can I get you to try the other one on just make double-sure? I'm sorry.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36It's so hard to try and pick the ideal dress for somebody is fussy as Melissa.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I felt the pressure that day.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I think that is definitely the one.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41With the dress finally chosen,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44it was Melissa's turn to feel the pressure.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Everything lies on the dress.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52It is the most important and biggest factor of any bride's day.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I'm starting to get palpitations.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59As the lady unzipped the bag,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I just felt quite speechless
0:15:01 > 0:15:05and shocked, because it was not the type of dress
0:15:05 > 0:15:09that I would even look at on the rail, never mind try on.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18It's got no lace. It's got bling on it. I don't really like bling.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's not vintage. It's oyster.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I wouldn't have chosen that dress at all.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27This dress wasn't what I wanted.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I was upset, but I tried to hold it together
0:15:32 > 0:15:35and give Terry the benefit of the doubt.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36I thought I should try it on,
0:15:36 > 0:15:40because it can look quite different to how it does off.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I was hoping it would have a bit of a wow factor for me then,
0:15:43 > 0:15:47when I saw myself in the mirror, but it didn't.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I actually thought it looked worse on than it did off.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- I just don't like it. I don't like the way it fits.- Very thick material.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's too thick. There's too much going on.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01You're meant to have elegance around this part of your...
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Minimal. This is just too much. And I don't like this. It's just ugly.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I got it wrong. You still looked amazing on the day.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11At first I was, like, "No, I didn't get it wrong."
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- But everybody in my work has told me...- "Everybody in my work."
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Everybody in my work.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Somebody has told me today on the way to the shops that
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I got it wrong.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- You know what, that is a massive blow for me.- Is it your ego?
0:16:27 > 0:16:33- Yeah, it is.- Bless you.- I thought...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I thought I was going to be that guy who got it right and I wasn't.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Melissa may have been unhappy with her dress,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42but perhaps Terry's wedding transport would brighten her day.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- Or not.- The limo. It wasn't what I wanted.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I thought it was extremely tacky.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53My idea, my vision was
0:16:53 > 0:16:58these diplomat cars, I'm going to get something similar.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Maybe a black limo. With these flags on, Ghana and Ireland.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05In my mind, that was a beautiful thing.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Daddy, it's a limousine.- Limousine.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I didn't quite like the large stretch black limo
0:17:11 > 0:17:13with the tinted windows and alloys.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14How tacky!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I was just waiting to hear some R&B music pumping from the back seats.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25That's what I missed out.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I had no choice to get in it, did I?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30If I wasn't going to get in that limo,
0:17:30 > 0:17:31how would I get into the church?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34It was like one of them Pimp Me Out...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- You know, what's that thing on the telly?- Pimp Me Out?!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41She means Pimp My Ride. Hopefully.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48When I got to the church, I actually felt quite overwhelmed
0:17:48 > 0:17:51and quite happy. I thought, "He's really pulled it out."
0:17:51 > 0:17:55I hadn't seen Melissa for three weeks.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57She looked absolutely beautiful.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00She's always stunning, but on that day, she looked amazing.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03In the dress that I chose. Only joking!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I could have squeezed the life out of her at the altar.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17It was so nice - that was the beginning of us getting married.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- Now we make our marriage vows. - ..To be my lawful wedded wife.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25To be my lawful wedded husband.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27APPLAUSE
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Now wed, Terry had one more transport surprise.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Four man-slaves and a thing with handles.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40My first thought was, "What the hell is that? What are we doing with that?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43"I'm not getting in that." But I was told to get in.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47SHE SCREAMS Sorry! Sorry!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I thought they might have dropped me.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52And then I thought, "I've got to embrace this, it's my wedding day.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53"Let's enjoy it."
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I feel like a princess!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I felt like I was on a bit of a magic carpet, only it was being carried.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It reminded me of something out of Aladdin.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04With nearly all her wishes granted,
0:19:04 > 0:19:09the happy couple left to party to an Irish-Ghanaian-Scouse beat.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13But let's not forget Terry's disastrous dress,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16lousy limo and hardcore hen do.
0:19:21 > 0:19:27So, Terence, because you sent me to such a woeful boot camp for my hen do
0:19:27 > 0:19:33and got my dress not quite right, I've got a present for you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- I don't like this.- You'll love it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43So, Terence, this is your beautiful gift.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Why do I think this is a gift I'm not going to like?
0:19:49 > 0:19:56- Terry, you have the privilege of going to boot camp.- No!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Bride's revenge.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Aaargh! You have done a real good number on me.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Terry, is it? Come on, then, matey.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Sorry, he lives next door, mate. - Nice one, nice one!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23It's time to return to boot camp,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26and this time, the boot's on the other foot.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Go on, babe! Ho-ho-ho! - Well done, keep it going.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33This is quite nice to watch, actually.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Terry will know how he made us suffer on my hen do. He's got a piece of it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41All the way down. Get on your back. That's it, all the way down.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Get on your back. Get up, straight back on your feet!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Star jumps now.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Come on, let's see some sweat on that sweatband.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Lift them legs higher.- Come on, let's go. All the way down, let's go!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Repeat after me, "I will not mess around with my wife's hen night."
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I will not mess around with my wife's hen night.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01That's it, come on, let's go. Keep that going. That's it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Yeah, this is a sweet bit of revenge.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- I will not mess...- I will not mess around with my wife's hen night!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- It's nice to get even sometimes. - I don't resent this!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Well done, babe, you done very well. I'm proud of you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22You got your revenge. Merry Christmas.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Remember Nikki and Nathan?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32They say that opposites attract,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36and you can't get more different than these two.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- She was the fun-loving girl... - A hairdresser called Nikki!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44..who dreamed of a pink, girly wedding...
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Oh, look at it! Candles. Love everywhere. Glitter.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52..while he was the cravat-wearing, history-loving know-it-all.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56The cravat is nice. I like to think "Prince William at rest".
0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's probably how I'm going to be mainly remembered.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- The cravat bloke and his bride. - Aw, you will.
0:22:02 > 0:22:08That and the fact that Nathan chose to take you back to the 18th century on your wedding day.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13You could have a nice waltz in here, couldn't you? This will do nicely.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17But did Nathan's attempts to make the big day truly historic
0:22:17 > 0:22:19win Nikki over?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I would never have said I would've liked pomp and pageantry
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- and I wouldn't have had a history theme either.- Hmm.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Boring.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Nikki's first clue to Nathan's historical theme
0:22:37 > 0:22:40was delivered in a note whilst on a break to Venice with her mum.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I honestly thought someone was going to come over with the letter
0:22:44 > 0:22:48saying, "Here's a glass of champagne from Nathan, he loves you."
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I was thinking it was going to be so dramatic.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52What?!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56"Sweetheart, I've organised a private tour for you and your mum today."
0:22:56 > 0:22:58It was a guided tour of Venice.
0:22:58 > 0:23:04This was the richest and most powerful city in the Mediterranean Sea before the discovery of America.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I think you could have taken in the surroundings of a beautiful city.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Get a bit of context.- See, even that, I just think, "Oh, God!"
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- I love history this much. - Such a Philistine.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Even the stag do got the Nathan treatment.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22The lads hoped for striptease. What they got was CREAM teas.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I'm going to have some cake, big-time.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28That wasn't to everyone's taste, especially Nikki's brother, Jay.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30It's not going to sit well for you in the family, this.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's not the best start you've got off to.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Cream teas, scones and poncey cakes. What a numbnut!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Cream teas for a stag night - what was I thinking?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I needed my head examined at that point.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Go for the concept for the wedding.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49But don't be a knob and do it for your stag.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51They were nice sandwiches, though.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54The stag do might have gone stale,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57but it was Nikki's wedding journey that left a bad taste in her mouth.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01The morning of the wedding was the most nerve-wracking thing.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02What if he picks London?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05We could be going to London if he stays on this road.
0:24:05 > 0:24:11I don't like London. Why are we going to London? This better be worth it.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14And on the hottest day of the year, she wasn't best pleased.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I just remember being flustered. It was so hot.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18We had been in the car for an hour-and-a-half.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20There was no air-conditioning in there.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I didn't want the windows down, because it would mess up my hair and my veil.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I was thinking, "God, I want to get out of this car."
0:24:26 > 0:24:30After a long, hot drive, the bride finally arrived,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33and waiting at the aisle was Nathan.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34In fancy dress.
0:24:34 > 0:24:40Seeing Nathan again for the first time in what felt like months
0:24:40 > 0:24:42was one of the best feelings I've ever had.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47It was just like, "Oh, my God," you can't buy this.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Then his bottom lip went, and I was like, "Oh, no!"
0:24:50 > 0:24:54When I saw Nik walk down the aisle, it was the most amazing thing.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56The top moment of my life.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I call upon these persons here present to witness that I,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Nathan Ashley Peter Bones, do take thee, Nicola Moira Bacon,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06to be my lawful wedded wife.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Do take thee, Nathan Ashley Peter Bones, to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Ceremony over. Now on to that outfit.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18And we're not talking about what the bride was wearing.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- It's different, innit? - It's different. It's pomp.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24He had them white gloves on, fur...
0:25:24 > 0:25:28I cuddled him, and he stunk of, like, an old man's loft.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31If you can't wear it on your wedding day, when CAN you wear it?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Apart from Halloween.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36And it wasn't long before Nikki got her next shock.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38That stupid bloody kiss.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44He wanted to get to a specific bit of music to kiss at,
0:25:44 > 0:25:48which I found the most cringe-worthy thing going.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49ROUSING MUSIC
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I don't think they're ready. They can't even see us anyway.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01As you saw, I couldn't get down from there quick enough.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Maybe the fanfare would have been enough,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05but I had to go that one extra.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08The wedding most reflected YOU, didn't it?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- It was a medieval history sort of thing.- It wasn't medieval.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- What were the tables, then? Historic. - The tables were Jacobean, from 1663.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Oh, God!- That's not medieval. - I thought it looked medieval.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- That's late Restoration.- Well...
0:26:23 > 0:26:30- So, Nikki, didn't you like it one tiny bit?- It could've been worse.
0:26:30 > 0:26:36- That's what I thought. - Ungrateful. Wow!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46She might have got over her historical tour of Venice,
0:26:46 > 0:26:48even let him off for wearing that outfit,
0:26:48 > 0:26:52but for setting the whole wedding back in 18th century,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55it's now time for Nikki to get her own back.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58As a special thank-you for the history-themed wedding,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01I've got a special little present for you.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Merry Christmas!- Thank you very much.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I'm going to bring you up into THIS century.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16- I'm going to restyle you, and we're going to have a night out, Essex style.- It's dreadful!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18MUSIC: "I'm In Essex Girl" by Chuckie and LMFAO
0:27:36 > 0:27:41You look really good. But you just need a little bit of fake tan.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48You look nice with a tan.
0:27:49 > 0:27:54With Nathan now more reem than regal, Nikki's got her revenge.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58She's finally got her modern man, but there's one more test.
0:27:58 > 0:28:03How will Nathan's new look go down with top Essex bloke and her brother, Jay?
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- Nice tan, bit of bling, nice little slick-down do.- Yeah.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Have a turn.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14I think it's an improvement. He's lost the cravat.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- Want a drink?- Let's get a drink.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Was it a good Christmas present? - It was fantastic.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- I couldn't ask for better.- Had a good year?- It's been fantastic.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- I married your sister, so of course.- Good call.- Merry Christmas!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Who can forget Hayley and Ian?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41She was a girl who dreamt of being a beautiful pink butterfly on her wedding day.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44You're not living if you haven't got glitter on.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48He was the bridegroom who thought, "I know what she really wants."
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- She's getting in the swimming pool in her wedding dress.- Really?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53She don't know that yet? Uh-oh!
0:28:53 > 0:28:56It was definitely the wettest and the weirdest wedding idea.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59The leisure centre was the place we met and she taught me to swim,
0:28:59 > 0:29:03it's where we had our first kiss, so I still think it is a great idea.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Obviously, I would not go back and change anything.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09But how does Hayley remember her special day?
0:29:09 > 0:29:12I could have killed him a couple of times.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15You just don't think on your wedding day that someone is going
0:29:15 > 0:29:18to put you in a pool, no matter how much you like water.
0:29:22 > 0:29:23On the morning of the wedding,
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Hayley prepared for the day every girl dreams of.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Me and the other girls were getting ready.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32We must've spent about four hours, which is a long time for me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34I'd worked really hard
0:29:34 > 0:29:37and so had all the other girls, trying to make me look beautiful.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41I felt really pretty, really like a princess.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46It was like, "I feel all nice and I can't wait for him to see me."
0:29:46 > 0:29:50With her makeover complete, Hayley emerged from her chrysalis
0:29:50 > 0:29:53the butterfly she'd always dreamt she'd be.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58- When the wedding car arrived, she couldn't have been any happier.- God!
0:29:58 > 0:30:03- He got a pink one!- But the excitement soon turned to confusion.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07I was sat in the back of the taxi and I thought,
0:30:07 > 0:30:09"This must be a back way to the church.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13"We better not be going to the leisure centre."
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Even going down the road,
0:30:15 > 0:30:18I was still convinced we're not going to the leisure centre.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Oh, my God!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Then, when we pulled into the car park, I was in shock.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25I thought, "No, it can't be."
0:30:25 > 0:30:28- This is weird. - Yeah, this is really weird.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I'm getting really scared now.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33I don't know if I want to get out.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37But she did, and Ian's pool plan was soon revealed.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41I just thought, "What am I doing? This is mental.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44"What the hell?! I'm going to kill him!"
0:30:44 > 0:30:49Even when we were next to the pool, I was thinking, "This is a joke.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52"He's kidding. He's kidding, right?"
0:30:52 > 0:30:56It's just made so much sense at the moment of planning it.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58She loves the water, she loves being in the water,
0:30:58 > 0:31:01she is calm in the water, she is a mermaid.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04So why not make her into one on her wedding day?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07"You know how we met in the gym at this leisure centre
0:31:07 > 0:31:10"and you taught me how to swim here too?"
0:31:10 > 0:31:16God, I can't finish it. "And how much you believe you're a mermaid.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20"I thought, what better place on your nervous day than a place
0:31:20 > 0:31:25"where you're most calm. So we're getting married underwater."
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Oh, my God!
0:31:27 > 0:31:29You sod!
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I am going to get under that water, and swim up
0:31:34 > 0:31:37and I'm going to whack you over the head with my oxygen tank.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41And it wasn't only Hayley who had taken the news of the wedding plans badly.
0:31:41 > 0:31:47- The bridesmaids I heard shouting and screaming.- No freaking way!
0:31:47 > 0:31:50I thought, great, that's a good start(!)
0:31:50 > 0:31:55- Seriously, we just got all our hair and make-up done.- Oh, my God.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:31:59 > 0:32:02You haven't got to do anything you don't want to do.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- Don't let him do it. - Andrea, stop it, please.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I don't want to talk any more.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11There was a moment when I literally thought, "I don't know
0:32:11 > 0:32:13"if I can do this, like, this way."
0:32:13 > 0:32:16I just want to get married, nicely.
0:32:16 > 0:32:21This is really, really testing my love for him now.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25I try my hardest to stay positive and I can't. I just want to sit down.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34I wouldn't say I'm proud that I made my bride cry on her wedding day.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36It is a bit gutting that I made her have those thoughts.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39When I was sat in the changing room,
0:32:39 > 0:32:40I was taking a deep breath.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44I had all these things going through my mind and I just thought,
0:32:44 > 0:32:46"What are you doing?"
0:32:46 > 0:32:49I always said it didn't matter what happened
0:32:49 > 0:32:53as long as I was marrying Ian. And I meant that.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58I'm going to have to do it, ain't I?
0:33:02 > 0:33:05I'm happy as long as I get married to him, at the end of the day.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08He is a romantic idiot, but he IS a romantic
0:33:08 > 0:33:10and he's tried to think about it.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17I've had quite a few people say to me, "I wouldn't have married you.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18"I would have walked away."
0:33:18 > 0:33:20My answer is, "That's why I didn't marry you."
0:33:20 > 0:33:21If I had have walked out,
0:33:21 > 0:33:24I would have regretted it for the rest of my life
0:33:24 > 0:33:27and I would've felt that I would have really let him down
0:33:27 > 0:33:31and I would've broken his heart, but...there was a wobbly bit.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33There was definitely a few wobbly bits.
0:33:35 > 0:33:40So after three long weeks, Hayley finally got to go down the aisle.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Well, sort of.
0:33:45 > 0:33:50When I was swimming down, I felt the nerves that every bride does feel.
0:33:50 > 0:33:56That it was really exciting, and I couldn't wait to see him.
0:33:56 > 0:34:01I just remember you being really far away, and no matter how hard I kicked,
0:34:01 > 0:34:04it was like someone was moving you back, because I couldn't get any closer.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I was like, "Come on," and the dress was so heavy.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Was that your sister holding onto you saying, "Don't do it!"?
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Yeah, holding me by the flippers!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22I now pronounce them husband and wife.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32You tried to drown me with your kiss.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Well, I'm going in for my wedding kiss, I'm not just going to go like that.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Big breath in.
0:34:37 > 0:34:42I was prepared for a smooch, and you were like, "Quick, I'm going to die!"
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I was panicking.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49I think you're very lucky that I got in the water.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53What do you mean, lucky? You were always going to do it.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57I think I always would have, cos I didn't want to let you down,
0:34:57 > 0:35:01but you're lucky I didn't kill you afterwards.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02But your sister tried.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I don't think you realise what a big deal that hair
0:35:06 > 0:35:08and make-up is on the wedding day.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09I knew it was a big deal.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Yes, I know, but... - But I know you as a person.
0:35:12 > 0:35:17You're better than just letting hair and make up cloud your decisions.
0:35:17 > 0:35:22- Well, I nearly didn't let them. - But you didn't.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Yeah. It was close.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30And as a new, fresher-faced Hayley set off on a taxi,
0:35:30 > 0:35:35little did she know that she wasn't actually officially married.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37I honestly didn't even think about that.
0:35:37 > 0:35:42I was just on cloud nine, just all excited.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45But with a second ceremony, a whole new makeover and a second
0:35:45 > 0:35:49dress sorted, she finally got the wedding she'd dreamt of.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56And nothing was going to dampen her spirits.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Let's party!
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I'm proud of both of us. I'm pleased we did it the way we did it.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06What's the point of making your special day something
0:36:06 > 0:36:08someone else wants it to be?
0:36:08 > 0:36:11- It's not your special day, then. - Yeah, exactly.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13It certainly was unique, wasn't it?
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Somehow, Ian managed to convince Hayley that her wedding
0:36:17 > 0:36:19wasn't a complete wash-out.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22But has she really forgiven him?
0:36:22 > 0:36:27Of course she has. And she's gotten the perfect present to prove it.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31For putting me underwater for our wedding day,
0:36:31 > 0:36:34I've got a special Christmas present for you.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- It's very light.- So might YOU be.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48I'm actually going to make you fly 30 metres in the air
0:36:48 > 0:36:51wearing these butterfly wings.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- What do you mean, make me fly? - Well, you're going to find out.
0:36:54 > 0:36:55But Merry Christmas!
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- You know I'm scared of heights. - I think you'll be all right.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- You'll survive, just like I did. - You don't hate me that much, do you?
0:37:04 > 0:37:05- Are you feeling nervous?- Yes!
0:37:05 > 0:37:08You know you've got to do it, but you don't want to.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11A bit like my wedding day!
0:37:11 > 0:37:12So, Ian, who hates heights,
0:37:12 > 0:37:16is taking to the sky in a way that only a vengeful bride would see fit.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I'm not getting out.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- Come on.- No.- Come on.
0:37:21 > 0:37:26# And I would do anything for love... #
0:37:27 > 0:37:31He is literally on a wing and a prayer.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34I wouldn't miss this for the world, mate. Get him back!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Go on, my beautiful butterfly!
0:37:46 > 0:37:48CHEERING
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Yes! Nice one!
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- Well done! Woo!- Buddy, how was that?
0:38:06 > 0:38:08- BLEEP- evil!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Well done!
0:38:15 > 0:38:17You didn't enjoy it a little bit?
0:38:17 > 0:38:23- I hated it. I seriously hated it. - That's my revenge. Merry Christmas!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Bet you wish you'd gone for the church now, eh?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Up next, it's Chris and Corinne.
0:38:35 > 0:38:36She was the heavily pregnant bride...
0:38:36 > 0:38:41I hope he takes it into account on the day,
0:38:41 > 0:38:42that I'm eight months pregnant.
0:38:42 > 0:38:48- ..who dreamed of an elegant, tea party wedding.- Absolutely perfect.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51That's done it now. That's done it.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Instead, big kid Chris...
0:38:54 > 0:38:57got carried away and organised a wedding in
0:38:57 > 0:39:02the middle of a forest in Scotland, hundreds of miles from home.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06I'm going to do it the way I want to do it, pregnancy be damned!
0:39:06 > 0:39:09And, boy, did he have a big idea.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12I want a theatrical, fairytale wedding, like you've walked
0:39:12 > 0:39:14onto the set of a film
0:39:14 > 0:39:18or into the pages of your favourite childhood fairytale book.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23For eight-months-pregnant Corinne, losing her cool wasn't an option.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27It's unlikely that I will at any point think,
0:39:27 > 0:39:30"I can't do this," and get stressed out and snap.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32But once the fairy dust settled,
0:39:32 > 0:39:35what did she think of her outdoor wedding?
0:39:35 > 0:39:38It wasn't what I wanted at the time, because all I was thinking was,
0:39:38 > 0:39:39"I'm tired."
0:39:39 > 0:39:43I just didn't know how far he'd take it and what's going to happen.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46"Am I going to kill him at the end of this?"
0:39:46 > 0:39:49So, any news since the big day?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- You're not pregnant any more!- Yeah.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- There is that.- We have a baby.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Since we got married, we had our second son! We had little Jonah.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09Chris was one of Don't Tell The Bride's most excitable grooms ever.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13And it certainly showed in his approach to the wedding.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Honestly, I could just spend all day here playing.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20And as Chris searched for somewhere to get hitched,
0:40:20 > 0:40:25he soon got caught up in his own grand vision...for a shed.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Corinne comes up, she comes through the enchanted forest
0:40:28 > 0:40:29and sees all the magic of it.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33Chris has got a very big personality and a lot of ambition
0:40:33 > 0:40:34and imagination.
0:40:34 > 0:40:39And the doors open and the curtain falls and lights come up inside.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Honestly, I'm getting a bit emotional thinking about this.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47This is beautiful.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I'm not ashamed that I cried. Only a real man can cry.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52This is the fairytale wedding I want to give her.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Wonderful shed, come on, please, please!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57You can do this, we can do it!
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Looking back at it, the shed probably wasn't the best idea.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04With Chris, you never know what you're going to get.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08But what Corinne did get was this - a mud hut deep in the forest
0:41:08 > 0:41:10in south-west Scotland.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14And with a hug for the owner, Chris sealed the deal.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Come here, you beautiful man!
0:41:18 > 0:41:24- Bless, he's blubbing again. - Sorry, I've been doing this all day!
0:41:24 > 0:41:26So, once he'd found his forest location,
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Chris sent her an invitation she'll never forget.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Mainly because she'll be seeing it for ever.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35By the point of getting the invitation,
0:41:35 > 0:41:38I was pretty stressed and worried about everything.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41The first thing I thought was, of course he couldn't do
0:41:41 > 0:41:44something normal, of course I wasn't going to get a piece of card.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Oh, he's keeping us waiting. - You idiot!
0:41:48 > 0:41:50And then the tattoo!
0:41:50 > 0:41:53It hurt like hell.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Oh...!
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Oh, you're kidding me!- Oh, my God!
0:42:01 > 0:42:04There are not enough words to describe how much
0:42:04 > 0:42:06I didn't expect to see that.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Not a dry eye in the house when that little sequence was on,
0:42:09 > 0:42:11so mission accomplished.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13His invite may have hit the spot,
0:42:13 > 0:42:17but his choice of bridesmaid dresses completely missed the mark.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20I think they found it pretty stressful.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25At the end of the day, they were worried about me.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27You all look really unhappy.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30It really, really, really could've been worse.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34He said, "I've got a vision for you, just go with me."
0:42:34 > 0:42:36The girls weren't very happy with what they were wearing,
0:42:36 > 0:42:38because it wasn't traditional,
0:42:38 > 0:42:42and I think they didn't expect to be wearing what they were wearing.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45There is method in his madness, and I know you don't believe me
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- when I say that. - Has he drugged you or something?
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Just because I'm calm?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52I can't understand how you can still be calm.
0:42:52 > 0:42:57I didn't drug her - I'd like to point out, I didn't drug her.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00I had to stay calm and not stress myself out too much,
0:43:00 > 0:43:03because I couldn't do with my blood pressure skyrocketing.
0:43:05 > 0:43:10So I just tried to stay calm, even though I was a little bit...antsy.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14- She may hold the title for the most chilled-out bride ever.- Welcome.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19But Chris made sure she broke a sweat on the world's longest aisle.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22It was sort of a dirt path through the forest.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25Chris takes things to another level, doesn't he?
0:43:25 > 0:43:26And that's exactly what he's done.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30Even though I was telling myself it would be worth it at the end,
0:43:30 > 0:43:31it was still a bit of a trek.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39But once she'd eventually made it down the aisle,
0:43:39 > 0:43:41everything was perfect.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48And Corinne's first task as a married woman
0:43:48 > 0:43:51was to get into THIS thing.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Seriously, you think I can get in that?
0:43:54 > 0:43:55It was frightening.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Through these little narrow bits of the forest,
0:44:01 > 0:44:05I was just thinking, "Oh, my gosh, I'm going to die.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09"Or my waters are going to break - one or the other is going to happen."
0:44:09 > 0:44:12The all-terrain vehicle was practical and it worked
0:44:12 > 0:44:15and it did the job it needed to do. And it looked cool.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18It would have been cooler if I wasn't pregnant at the time.
0:44:18 > 0:44:19But before the day was over,
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Chris had one more surprise in the pipeline.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24The yurt that we stayed in on the wedding night
0:44:24 > 0:44:25didn't have a toilet nearby.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28This is our abode for the evening.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33The nearest toilet was a 100-metre walk to a composting loo
0:44:33 > 0:44:34in the middle of the woods.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38So I had the hotel last night and a yurt tonight!
0:44:38 > 0:44:42When you're peeing ten times a night, when you're heavily pregnant,
0:44:42 > 0:44:45there's a person on your bladder - that's quite difficult.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47She was a bit judgemental of me at 4 o'clock in the morning
0:44:47 > 0:44:51when she had to get up and go to the toilet, but, um...
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Yep, in a yurt, eight months pregnant, at night,
0:44:56 > 0:44:59without a toilet.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02This girl does deserve to take her revenge. But what will it be?
0:45:06 > 0:45:09You've got a little surprise Christmas present for sticking me out
0:45:09 > 0:45:13in the forest on that bloody all-terrain vehicle thing,
0:45:13 > 0:45:14whipping me around all those corners.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Why do I feel like this is not the type of Christmas present
0:45:17 > 0:45:21- that I'm going to want? Having said that, it's MASSIVE!- OK.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29You're going to have a night of looking after the boys, and I'm
0:45:29 > 0:45:32going to have a little relax and have some time to myself for a while.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35So you get to go and relax and chill out,
0:45:35 > 0:45:41and I get a night of...of looking after the boys, getting poo on me.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Bring it on.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47For a bride who was unruffled over her outdoor wedding,
0:45:47 > 0:45:52it's unsurprising that all she wants for her revenge is a night off!
0:45:55 > 0:45:57So Chris gets to take on the toddlers.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00And while this big kid bottles up...
0:46:03 > 0:46:05..Corinne gets to wind down.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Sit down. Do you want some juice? Juice. Oh, no!
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Oscar!
0:46:21 > 0:46:26It's strange being in such a quiet...room
0:46:26 > 0:46:28and not having to worry about anything that's going on.
0:46:28 > 0:46:33So, after a couple of hours, Chris has been run off his feet.
0:46:34 > 0:46:35No!
0:46:35 > 0:46:39While a relaxed Corinne is taking the weight off hers.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43Bet you could get used to this, Corinne. Merry Christmas.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Up next, it's rocking robins Terri and Martyn.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51She was the alternative model
0:46:51 > 0:46:55who took on her fiance's very alternative look.
0:46:55 > 0:47:00But when it came to her dream day, her head was firmly in the clouds.
0:47:00 > 0:47:05- Every princess has two dresses.- And this princess wanted the fairytale.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08It would have been a castle, it would have unicorns,
0:47:08 > 0:47:12- it would be the most magical thing ever.- Did she say unicorns?
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- Unicorns.- Yeah, she did.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Unfortunately for Terri, her groom-to-be Martyn...
0:47:18 > 0:47:21It needs to be a big metal show.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25..chose metal over magical.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29But how did Terri really feel
0:47:29 > 0:47:32when the curtain came up on her wedding day?
0:47:32 > 0:47:34There was a hell of a lot of metal at our wedding.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37It's surprising that I didn't have a metal dress.
0:47:40 > 0:47:44When Terri left Martyn to plan her big day, she had high hopes
0:47:44 > 0:47:48about what her groom and his best man Ben would pull off.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50We've got a wedding to plan.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54With Ben and Martyn working together, I did think that they would
0:47:54 > 0:47:58get a lot done and that they would agree on a lot of things.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00If only that were the case,
0:48:00 > 0:48:05as the boys got off to a bad start - a really, really bad start.
0:48:05 > 0:48:09That day, Ben got a bit upset that I'd invited the lads along.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12I think he just wanted it to be me and him.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14You're just jealous because I've got other people here,
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- so you're acting like an idiot now. - No, I'm not acting like an idiot.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20- I've got three best men. - What difference is there between me
0:48:20 > 0:48:23- and Sam and Josh? - Forget it, Ben. Go home.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25It was more funny than anything, seeing them pulling faces
0:48:25 > 0:48:27and shouting at each other.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29They just seemed to argue a hell of a lot
0:48:29 > 0:48:31about stuff that didn't need to be argued about.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34After four days, the boys were still without a venue,
0:48:34 > 0:48:36and the pressure was growing.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38What ever your little mind were doing at that moment...
0:48:38 > 0:48:41My little mind is trying to pull a wedding out the bag.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42What do you think I'M trying to do?
0:48:42 > 0:48:44All you're thinking about is your ego, Martyn.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Right, I'm going to have to walk away,
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- because I'm going to take your head off.- Really?
0:48:49 > 0:48:51I'm sure Terri will be so chuffed
0:48:51 > 0:48:53with the effort you're making right now.
0:48:58 > 0:48:59A fight!
0:48:59 > 0:49:02One more word. Mention Terri again...
0:49:02 > 0:49:04They argued more times than they were planning stuff.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08Terri is my mate as well - look at what you're doing.
0:49:08 > 0:49:12I regret lashing out on Ben that day. I do regret that.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15But, I mean, if somebody's going to push someone to the limit,
0:49:15 > 0:49:18you've got to expect a reaction, it's as simple as that.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22Ben wouldn't back down. You had to take yourself into a little cupboard!
0:49:24 > 0:49:27- You're not saying anything about that one?- No.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30But the boys weren't the only ones finding it tough,
0:49:30 > 0:49:33as Terri was having difficulties with her mum.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37And tensions between the pair boiled over
0:49:37 > 0:49:39whilst looking at wedding dresses.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41When we went dream-dress shopping,
0:49:41 > 0:49:46me and my mum had a bit of a do when I came out in one of the dresses.
0:49:46 > 0:49:50I heard her say something, and that's just when I snapped.
0:49:50 > 0:49:54I think this is more the church dress than the other one.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57- Mum, it's not your wedding, so shut up.- I'm just talking.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02- What is she saying?- Nothing.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05"I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything at all." You did.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07I don't even want you in the wedding.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13We both have different opinions, we both get on each other's nerves,
0:50:13 > 0:50:16but she is my best friend at the same time - we always make up.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Do it.- "I don't even WANT you at my wedding!"
0:50:27 > 0:50:31At least Martyn had a bit more fun when HE went dress shopping.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36I was pretty pissed.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42I think we had about two bottles of champagne before actually
0:50:42 > 0:50:45choosing the dress, so, yeah, it were a bit of a shocker, really.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Which is pretty much what Terri thought when she saw it.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51- I really don't want to see it. - You'll be OK.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55When I first saw my dress, I absolutely hated it.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03When she opened it up, I was just like...
0:51:05 > 0:51:08That moment of seeing your dress and not liking it, it is
0:51:08 > 0:51:11the worst feeling in the world.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15The whole dress day is just unbelievably stressful.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18But then we thought we'd try it on.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21Your boobs, your figure, honestly, babe, it looks gorgeous.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- You do look stunning, Terri, stunning.- Classic.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26'Still, it was huge.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29'It just went out instead of in, and it weren't'
0:51:29 > 0:51:33until they came in and altered it and they took it in,
0:51:33 > 0:51:38so it went down into a fishtail mermaid, that I started liking it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Yeah, that's perfect.
0:51:46 > 0:51:47On the morning of my wedding,
0:51:47 > 0:51:54I was expecting...two unicorns, with a lovely little carriage.
0:51:54 > 0:51:58If I could have brought Terri in on a unicorn, I would have done,
0:51:58 > 0:52:04but unicorns don't exist, so, I mean, it had to be a bus.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07But for the girl who dreamt of a fairytale wedding
0:52:07 > 0:52:10in a princess castle full of unicorns,
0:52:10 > 0:52:13the bus was the least of her worries.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16It's a hall! It's a hall!
0:52:16 > 0:52:22That's when I just saw five white vans lined up with equipment
0:52:22 > 0:52:27and guitars. And then I just heard this really loud noise.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Once inside, her worst fears were confirmed.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Oh, it's metal music, it's metal music.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33It is a metal show.
0:52:35 > 0:52:40I just wanted to marry metal with marriage.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Very metal.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47More metal.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49And more metal!
0:52:49 > 0:52:55I mean, I was waiting on the red carpet, I sort of got a glimpse,
0:52:55 > 0:52:58and I think that's when it really set in, that this is real.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Walking down the aisle, getting to Martyn,
0:53:01 > 0:53:04it was a bit like a dream, that bit.
0:53:04 > 0:53:05Really emotional.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08The first time I saw her walking down the aisle
0:53:08 > 0:53:10in the wedding dress you've chose,
0:53:10 > 0:53:14it's just an overwhelming feeling. And she looked smoking.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17So, after three tempestuous weeks,
0:53:17 > 0:53:23it was a very emotional reunion for Terri and her prince.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27- It is my promise.- It is my promise. - That I will share with you.
0:53:27 > 0:53:31- That I will share with you. - All that I have.- All that I have.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33- And all that I am. - And all that I am.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36The vows - that was crazy.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39I couldn't even speak the vows, I just kept sobbing.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43- I will honour you. - I will honour you.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46- And care for you. - And care for you.
0:53:46 > 0:53:49- And we will be as one. - And we will be as one.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50Yeah, my vows were pretty traditional,
0:53:50 > 0:53:54but that's pretty much because I don't know what a vow is.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56So I just had to go the simplest route.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00For Martyn and Terri, it is my very great pleasure to pronounce you
0:54:00 > 0:54:04husband and wife together.
0:54:04 > 0:54:05CHEERING
0:54:08 > 0:54:12The actual wedding day, it wasn't what I would plan.
0:54:13 > 0:54:16It was great and I loved it, but it wasn't what I would plan.
0:54:19 > 0:54:24- The metal took over.- So Christmas is a time for giving, not receiving.
0:54:24 > 0:54:28And Terri's got the perfect gift they can all enjoy.
0:54:31 > 0:54:38As a thank-you for putting on a big metal show, at our wedding,
0:54:38 > 0:54:40I've got you a little Christmas present.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42What is happening?
0:54:44 > 0:54:49I couldn't have my unicorn on my day. Now I can!
0:54:49 > 0:54:51There's something missing.
0:54:53 > 0:54:57There's something missing. Where's the other bit?!
0:55:01 > 0:55:03LAUGHTER
0:55:05 > 0:55:09You're the rear end to my unicorn. Are you ready to go to the pub?
0:55:09 > 0:55:14# It's the most wonderful time of the year. #
0:55:14 > 0:55:16And with her new four-legged friend in tow,
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Terri's finally got her unicorn.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22Time to show off to friends and family.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:55:45 > 0:55:49Our first Christmas married, and I got my unicorn.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Maybe we can put it on tonight.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Someone's got the horn!
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Just saying.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59Next week, it's a Don't Tell The Bride Christmas special.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03- Let's go and buy some slutty underwear. - Nick plans a wintry wedding...
0:56:03 > 0:56:06- It's so cold. - ..Rosie will never forget.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08But will he get an icy reception...
0:56:08 > 0:56:11- This is absolutely rubbish, what he's done.- ..from his little princess?
0:56:11 > 0:56:14I said, don't ever say that you love me, because it will make me cringe.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Is Nick skating on thin ice?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19He's got to have some tricks up his sleeve, this is a joke.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22I don't even want to marry him.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25MARIAH CAREY: # I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:56:25 > 0:56:28# This is all I'm asking for
0:56:28 > 0:56:31# I just want to see my baby
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Standing right outside my door
0:56:34 > 0:56:37# Oh, I just want you for my own
0:56:37 > 0:56:41# More than you could ever know
0:56:41 > 0:56:44# Make my wish come true
0:56:44 > 0:56:50# Baby, all I want for Christmas...
0:56:50 > 0:56:55# Is you-u-u-u-u. #
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