0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:06You can't beat a good wedding.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Whether it's Will and Kate's royal bash
0:00:08 > 0:00:10or little old me getting hitched last year.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11- I, Cherry.- I, Cherry.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Take you, Roly.- Take you, Roly.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- To be my husband.- To be my husband.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here on
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- I'm not coming. - Please, I love you, please.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Where we give one bloke 12 grand
0:00:28 > 0:00:32to organise the biggest day of his bride-to-be's life.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- What could possibly go wrong? - On one condition.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38He does it all on his lonesome ownsome.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- I don't know what she wants. - It's hell on earth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The lady gets no say in the big day.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Bitterly disappointed. - So all she can expect...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47What?!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49SHE SCREAMS
0:00:49 > 0:00:51..is the unexpected.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53That's brilliant!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, Nath!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Get him on the phone. I'll tell him what a bitch is.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05As we remember the ups and downs of our gallant grooms.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oops!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09And their blushing brides.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to kill him!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13The laughter.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15The tears.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20And the soppy snogs.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34So what do you need when you're planning a wedding?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Common sense, obviously.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38You'll also need to dress the bride
0:01:38 > 0:01:40and for that you'll need a dress that suits her,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43shoes that go with it and maybe something pretty for her hair.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Couldn't be easier, right?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Wrong.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I'm just not sure about the shoes.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I think they're a little tight around the heel.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02On Don't Tell The Bride, the groom is always responsible
0:02:02 > 0:02:07for finding his bride's dress all on his own.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Kayleigh is about to see her wedding dress for the very first time.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Simon has shipped the frock to a wedding dress shop in Leicester.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Kayleigh wanted a white princess dress with lots of sparkle.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24That's not what Simon has bought her.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's a really bad choice. It makes me feel frumpy, old.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36What the hell's he thinking?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- I wouldn't wear it. - I'm not wearing it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Kayleigh's sister Sam puts an emergency call to the groom.
0:02:45 > 0:02:505,000 miles away, it's early morning and Simon is sleeping like a baby.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Not for long.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54MOBILE BUZZES
0:02:54 > 0:02:57We're just at the dress shop. Kayleigh's tried on her dress.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59'Um...'
0:02:59 > 0:03:01She doesn't like it
0:03:01 > 0:03:02'at all.'
0:03:05 > 0:03:08She doesn't like the ruffles. It doesn't fit her.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09She doesn't like the roses.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12'The only other option is'
0:03:12 > 0:03:14for Simon to buy another one.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't know if there's any money left in the budget
0:03:16 > 0:03:18to buy another dress.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20If there's no money in the budget,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22he's going to have to find it from somewhere.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Cut back on something.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25We've still got to get a cake, bridesmaid's dress,
0:03:25 > 0:03:30licence, make up, cars, champagne.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Simon, what have YOU done?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42The bride has finally found the frock she fancies.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, yes! How much better?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46How much better?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Kayleigh's found the dress that she wants.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56'The price altogether is £1,564.'
0:03:56 > 0:03:59There's only 600 quid, Deb.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- What?- He's only got £600.- That's not even going to get a wedding dress!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06That's not good enough, Antony.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08They need to get the money.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10God, I feel such a bitch.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Get me on the phone. I'll tell him what a bitch is.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17And then, there's the dreaded footwear.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Oh, I've got two! - Yeah, he's chosen two.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What you laughing at?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33One pair down, one to go.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Why's he wasted money on crappy shoes?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- I don't like these either. - Let's have a look.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'm not wearing these shoes.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45They're fucking hideous!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I think these are sexy.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- They cost £55.- £55 quid for them? You're fucking joking me?!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Take them bloody back!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57SHE GROWLS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Hello?- Hi, Andy, it's Keira.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02How dare he put shoes that ugly under my face.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Hannah is really, really fuming with them shoes, Andy. She hates them.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- The shoes?- She said they're awful. - Bridezilla, you are.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13'I thought them shoes were quite nice, but she's a princess.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- 'She'll get what she wants.' - OK, then. Bye.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And here's how it should be done.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Hello, you all right?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Do you need a wedding dress?- Yeah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38OK, let's start with, what do you imagine her wearing?
0:05:39 > 0:05:46What I really don't want is too much bling.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52Um, no bling? That's not going to be easy in here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Is that going to be too much? - A little bit too much bling.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Again... - Too blingy?- Yeah, too blingy.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Comes with or without this.- OK.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I don't know if it's just too much of a risk.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06She's going to wear it one day and then is going to put it in a box.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, you're sick!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11If she doesn't like it, she's not going to be too happy, is she?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- I actually like that top half. - Yeah, top half.- Kind of the theme.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21A little bit Titanic.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23So tell me about Titanic.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25He's getting married on a battleship.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30If there's one thing Rihanna didn't want
0:06:30 > 0:06:34it was a low-cut neckline and a big skirt,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37so will Ian's fishtail Titanic dress float her boat
0:06:37 > 0:06:40or send her overboard?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Gorgeous!- It's stunning! - I love him so much.- You look amazing.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I love it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- It is absolutely beautiful. - Do you like it?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Perfect. Made to order. You look so beautiful.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Do you know, I couldn't do this. Ian did it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- I couldn't find it. I couldn't. - No.- He's better than me.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- He's the fashionista.- It's glamorous. - So romantic.- It's beautiful.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm relaxed now. I feel like I've just been...
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Oh god, it's just the biggest, nicest, happiest moment ever.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18MUSIC: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well done, Ian.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21You're brilliant.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Or very jammy!
0:07:24 > 0:07:29# Near, far
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Wherever you are... #
0:07:32 > 0:07:35CLOCK STRIKES
0:07:36 > 0:07:38MUSIC: "Greatest Day" by Take That
0:07:38 > 0:07:40# Oh, hold your head high
0:07:40 > 0:07:45# Hold on, arms open wide
0:07:45 > 0:07:50# Hear, the world starts to come alive
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# When you stay close to me
0:07:56 > 0:07:59# Today this could be
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# The greatest day of our lives. #
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