0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language
0:00:04 > 0:00:05You can't beat a good wedding.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash
0:00:07 > 0:00:10or little old me getting hitched last year.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11- 'I, Cherry...'- I, Cherry...
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- '..take you, Roly...' - ..take you, Roly...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- '..to be my husband.' - ..to be my husband.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21And weddings don't come any more dramatic
0:00:21 > 0:00:23than right here on Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- I'm not coming! - Please, I love you! Please.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Where we give one bloke 12 grand
0:00:28 > 0:00:31to organise the biggest day of his bride-to-be's life...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33What could possibly go wrong?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35..on one condition.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37He does it all on his lonesome ownsome.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- I don't know what she wants. - This is hell on earth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The lady gets no say in the big day...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Bitterly disappointed. - ..so, all she can expect...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47What?!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49SHE SCREAMS
0:00:49 > 0:00:51..is the an expected.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53That's brilliant!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, Nath!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Get ME on the phone, I'll tell him of the bitch is.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- ..as we remember the ups...- Yes!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05..and downs of our gallant grooms...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Oops!- Oh, my God!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- ..and their blushing brides. - I'm going to kill him!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11SHE LAUGHS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- The laughter... - THEY LAUGH
0:01:13 > 0:01:15..the tears...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..and the soppy snogs.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38There's nothing like a special night and Sally's hen do was...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, you know the rest.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'People always expected something to happen with me.'
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- That's the bottom line cos I'm always up to jokes, or pranks.- What?!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Right, read it.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57He says, "Your first-class transport awaits you at Prestwich tram stop
0:01:57 > 0:01:59to whisk you to Manchester city centre
0:01:59 > 0:02:02for a slap up meal in Yum Yums in the Printworks.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Tram tickets are provided inside.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07- Tram?!- Tram?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Yeah, Tram tickets.- Tram?! - Oh, my God.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Eight tram tickets! - Is he taking the piss?!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14THEY LAUGH
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I bet her face touched the floor.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I bet she was nearly crying, innit? But I would have found that funny.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21ALL: Woo!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I can't believe I've got sit in a restaurant. He's taking the piss.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29With this on. I bet he's not in a restaurant, sat wearing this shit.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32That went down like a lead balloon.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I hate you for getting me on the tram.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Absolutely pissed off that I have to get the tram.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Here's a good idea -
0:02:39 > 0:02:42why not dig out the bride's worst nightmare?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# Here we go, here we go, here we go... #
0:02:46 > 0:02:47What we're going to do here today,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51if you haven't already worked it out, is we're going to sing some songs.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- THEY GROAN - And were going to record them!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55THEY GROAN
0:02:55 > 0:02:58He doesn't know me at all, does he? Oh, my God!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I-I-I've heard that you quite like singing?- Yeah, no.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03No, not at all.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Lottie used to be part of a covers band and an originals band as well,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09so she loves singing and she loves writing music as well.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11'She's very good at it.'
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I absolute... I do not want everybody hearing how I sing.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16ALL: Ohh.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Your good singer, darling. - You're an amazing singer!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21The thing is, I don't think she, I don't know whether she'd be too keen
0:03:21 > 0:03:24on the fact that I've put in that situation with her friends
0:03:24 > 0:03:27and, you know, "All eyes on me," but, erm, I don't know.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- SHE SOBS - I sounded so bad last time, in the studio.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Don't make me do it!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I really, really don't like it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:45Of course, if you're in any doubt bring out a...bucket...of...fish?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Hywel wanted to treat Beca to a special experience
0:03:51 > 0:03:53so he blagged a favour off his stepdad Steve,
0:03:53 > 0:03:58who runs a business providing an unusual kind of pampering.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01There'll be screams going on everywhere. It'll be bonkers!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02# Surprise, surprise! #
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Let's go, Batman!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Are they hungry?- They're looking REALLY hungry!- Urgh!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16As they head of for their night out,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Beca and her friends haven't got a clue what lies in wait.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24There's a minibus! Woo! It's a minibus!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26So fucking tight!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34This is the way to my father's!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, my God. Look at that!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Oh, my God! - THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ooh, it's a bit nipply out!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Get a drink!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Thank you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49OK, smile!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56JAWS THEME MUSIC
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Time for the pamper party to begin...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02THEY GASP
0:05:02 > 0:05:05..with a piscean pedicure.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I'm not putting my feet in there!
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- NERVOUS CHATTERING - I'm not doing it! I don't like fish!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15SHE SHOUTS
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! This is weird!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21SHE SCREAMS
0:05:21 > 0:05:23No, I'm going to kill him.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27How do you annoy a room full of women in one go?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Well, like this.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34The budget is wearing very thin.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37£392 left.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I've still got to get flowers, I've still got to get the cake,
0:05:40 > 0:05:41still got to do the gifts
0:05:41 > 0:05:45and the bill coming off the girls' hen do
0:05:45 > 0:05:47is a little bit more than I thought.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50PHONE RINGS
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hello?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Hello there, Amy. How's it going? - Thanks Mitch!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Everyone's had a lovely time and says, "Thank you very much."
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, I've been doing some sums...
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Yeah?- '..and I've got a problem.'
0:06:04 > 0:06:05OK.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07'What you've just done this afternoon'
0:06:07 > 0:06:09has actually come in more expensive than I thought
0:06:09 > 0:06:12'and I was hoping, so I can buy flowers for the wedding,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14'that you girls might not mind'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17sticking a tenner in the kitty each.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18- £10 each?- 'I wouldn't ask,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22'and I hope that you can pass that information on, but it really is,'
0:06:22 > 0:06:23the coffer is at empty.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24'It's gone.'
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Nice one, have a good rest of your day! Sorry, bye!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32That's hopefully not going to break their bank
0:06:32 > 0:06:34whereas, it's going to make Laura's day even better so...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36erm, I'm pretty happy.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38The same can't be said for the bridesmaids.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42THEY'VE already spent £65 each.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Bit tough for us bridesmaids cos we have contributed towards our dresses
0:06:46 > 0:06:49'and...it's ruined it bit from Laura because she's had a lovely day'
0:06:49 > 0:06:53and it's put a bit of a dampener on the end of the day, really.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I'm so sorry, girls. - Oh, don't be silly, it's fine!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I've had a lovely day. - It's only £10. It's, like, nothing.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I know, but that's so annoying!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05At least the bridesmaids are taking control of the hen night
0:07:05 > 0:07:08and they have an evil plan.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Seeing as I was told that the bridesmaids were taking over
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm scared.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I wouldn't spend too much time and make up, Laura!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
0:07:20 > 0:07:25MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Hmm, what happened to your make-up?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39'Ah-ha-ha-ha!'
0:07:41 > 0:07:46MUSIC: "Greatest Day" by Take That
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd