0:00:02 > 0:00:06You can't beat a good wedding, whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08or little old me getting hitched last year.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11- I, Cherry. - I, Cherry.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Take you, Rowley. - Take you, Rowley.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- To be my husband. - To be my husband.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here,
0:00:22 > 0:00:23on Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm not coming.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Please, I love you. Please.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the biggest day
0:00:29 > 0:00:31of his bride-to-be's life.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33What could possibly go wrong?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35On one condition...
0:00:35 > 0:00:38He does it all on his lonesome ownsome.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39I don't know what she wants.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40This is hell on Earth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The lady gets no say in the big day.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Bitterly disappointed.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- So all she can expect... - What?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49SCREAMING
0:00:49 > 0:00:52..is the unexpected.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54That's brilliant.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Oh, Nath!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Get me on the phone and I'll tell him what a bitch is.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03As we remember the ups...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05and downs of our gallant grooms...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oops!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09..and their blushing brides.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to kill him!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Their laughter...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15their tears...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..and the soppy snogs.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Throughout the series it's been clear
0:01:34 > 0:01:36our grooms really love their brides-to-be.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38They really try their best.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's not their fault when things go wrong.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44It's not always their fault when things go wrong.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's just that when everything seems to be going well,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49something completely unexpected happens.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52PHONE RINGS
0:01:52 > 0:01:53An escaped leopard, you say?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- GROWLING - I did not see that coming.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Sometimes it's not so much an act of God, more an act of dog.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Flake! In!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13What's this?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16We've been gone half an hour!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Trashed it, you little- BLEEP.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I did not need that at all.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's the whole book. It's the wedding book.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30All the invites, everything that was in this,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- it's- BLEEP- everything I had.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, my God, Flake.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Just literally torn it to pieces.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43That's it. Mother-of-the-bride's coming round,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46house is a tip, dog's eaten everything.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Nice one.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Yeah, you might look cute, mate.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Not fooling anyone.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55This is your mummy's wedding day.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59It'll be me that gets it in the neck if it's not right.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02You've destroyed everything, Flake.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Everything.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Hello.- Hello. You all right?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09No. I've just had a disaster.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12That's my wedding book with everything in it.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- No!- Everything.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- I managed to salvage three that the dog didn't eat.- Right.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19They're not exactly in great nick, and I am very, very sorry.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Ah! The old dog ate my homework excuse.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Here's a tip.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Before you get married, check you can actually get married.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Very nice.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Very grand.- It is, isn't it?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It's very what Mark wanted.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah. It's really traditional, isn't it?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Very traditional. - Ticks that box, doesn't it?- Hm.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Have you booked a date for giving notice yet, to get married?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53What's that, what's giving notice?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55OK, you need to actually...
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Both you and your partner need to call your local register office
0:03:59 > 0:04:02to book an appointment to give notice.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05OK. And how long does that take?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08That's 16 days before the notice clears.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- 16 days.- So minimum is 16 days before the date of the ceremony.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- BLEEP.- What's 16 days from now? What date is that?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19You have to give notice by tomorrow.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- That's quite serious.- You reckon?! - It is.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You can't do your civil partnership without giving notice.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29We have to check if there's one of those registrars available as well.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31What's...?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33What?!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36The person that marries you.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Or that civil-partners you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Yeah, but when you book a venue, that just comes with it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Does it?- I don't know.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Weddings are special days,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54and nothing says special like our top three wedding dances.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59At three, Charlotte gets to grips with the best man.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03John Scott has been dancing since he was 12,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05and has taught professionally all over Europe.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08He's hoping he can give Charlotte the confidence
0:05:08 > 0:05:12to take centre stage for the first dance.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, my God!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, my God! That's so embarrassing.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oh, no! Are you teaching me to dance?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24John's... Oh, my word!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's so... I can't dance with you. I can't dance with you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I've got two left feet. I'm going to kill you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Step. It's so easy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38For John Scott, it's just another day at the office.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Just follow what I'm doing.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44But for self-conscious Charlotte, it's her worst nightmare.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Stay there.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Luckily, the bruised toes and slightly awkward embarrassment
0:05:50 > 0:05:53paid off on the big day.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57At two, everybody's gone Greek.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:23 > 0:06:26But at number one, Colin's a bit of a Wonka.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# Oompa loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
0:06:31 > 0:06:34# I've got a perfect puzzle for you
0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Oompa loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
0:06:37 > 0:06:42# If you are wise you'll listen to me
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# Eating as much as an elephant eats
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# What are you at getting terribly fat?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55# What do you think will come of that?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# I don't like the look of it
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# Oompa loompa, do-ba-dee-do
0:07:05 > 0:07:06# Do-ba-dee-do. #
0:07:06 > 0:07:08What a Wonka!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14# Hold your head high
0:07:14 > 0:07:20# Hold on Arms open wide
0:07:20 > 0:07:24# And the world starts to come alive
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# When you stay close to me
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Today this could be
0:07:33 > 0:07:36# The greatest day of our lives. #