Episode 6

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0:00:01 > 0:00:02You can't beat a good wedding,

0:00:02 > 0:00:06whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey

0:00:06 > 0:00:08or little ol' me getting hitched last year.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- I, Cherry.- I, Cherry.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Take you, Roly.- Take you, Roly.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- To be my husband.- To be my husband.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21And weddings don't come ANY more dramatic than right here on

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Don't Tell The Bride.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm not coming.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Please, I love you, please.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the biggest day

0:00:29 > 0:00:31of his bride-to-be's life.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33What could possibly go wrong(?)

0:00:33 > 0:00:35On one condition...

0:00:35 > 0:00:37He does it all on his lonesome ownsome.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- I don't know what she wants. - This is hell on earth.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44The lady gets no say in the big day...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Bitterly disappointed. - ..so all she can expect...

0:00:46 > 0:00:47What?!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50THEY SQUEAL

0:00:50 > 0:00:51..is the unexpected.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53That's brilliant!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, Nath!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Get me on the phone and I'll tell him where the- BLEEP- it is.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02As we remember the ups...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04THEY CHEER

0:01:04 > 0:01:06..and downs of our gallant grooms...

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- My God! - ..and their blushing brides.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to kill him!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13The laughter...the tears...

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18..and the soppy snogs.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Don't Tell The Bride has taught us many things, like don't let the groom organise the wedding,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42but we've picked up other hints and tips along the way.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46This is Don't Tell The Bride's guide to the perfect stag do.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55THEY SING

0:01:55 > 0:01:57DO go and see your favourite band,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59even if it's the Wurzels.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm probably going to go for a Martini.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, that's lovely.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08He's even got a VIP backstage pass.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Before yous were getting married, any advice? Any advice?

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Well, he's the best man for that. - I'm coming up 50 years.

0:02:18 > 0:02:1950 years of marriage?!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- 50 years next May.- I was going to say you don't look a day over 21!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Keep your powder dry, that's all I can say.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Cheers, boys!- Cheers!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Good luck.- Good luck. - Thank you very much.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37# I've never seen one as big as that before. #

0:02:37 > 0:02:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:41 > 0:02:46We'd like to dedicate that song to a young man who's getting married on Friday!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49YEAH!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Young Tom Sims across there, we dedicate that song to you, boy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55YEAH!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00DON'T let your mates choose your outfit.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04What would James hate?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08It's the last night of the stag and time for some ritual humiliation.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11That's pretty good!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18The boys have stitched me RIGHT up.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm fat Britney...on acid!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36A-ow! A-ow! A-ow!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40DO make sure your mum's out of the way.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- Go on, open your eyes. - Open.- See what you got.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Put your underwear on, please.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Today's my number one son's stag weekend.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51WHOOPING

0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's like there's a rat growing out of here.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00It's a very surreal feeling. I feel a little bit emotional at the moment.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Pull it up, boys.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Mum, will you... Get away!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I've got to try and pin you so it fits!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07'I dressed him all in pink.'

0:04:07 > 0:04:10He looks very pretty. Always did look pretty in pink!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, there we go!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13You could pin it on. Shall we pin it on?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Are you still here?!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Why are you still here!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21All right, make sure my dad doesn't try to shag me later cos I look like my mum!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Don't go abroad unless you KNOW you can make it home.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, God.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Day three of the stag and it's NOT a pretty sight.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's Friday.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41We're going home today.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I managed to get through the stag. I'm not dead.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I'm not bruised or battered either.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52And I woke up in a bed...on my own.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm happy.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55I think I've got away with it.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01I don't think my boys have stitched me up as bad a they could've, so I'm very grateful.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04My head's hurting and my throat hurts.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Andy's hangover is about to get a lot worse...

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Jase!- What?- Where's my wallet?! - I don't know.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Alex has lost his passport.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17'We need to leave for the airport in two hours.'

0:05:17 > 0:05:21The problem is the Embassy is in Warsaw which is three hours away.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Erm, we're basically screwed.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29We need to figure out a way of getting Alex home without a passport...

0:05:29 > 0:05:31in the next two hours.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36This is the only think I've not organised and it's been fantastic,

0:05:36 > 0:05:37but I might not be able to go home.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41But as Alex resigns himself to an extended stay,

0:05:41 > 0:05:45the god of stag dos answers their prayers.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Passport! In the steam room!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I do not need that sort of stress, I could've killed him.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55All his clothes, his passport, his wallet, everything,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58on the floor of the steam room like he's just evaporated.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03And definitely, DEFINITELY don't do this.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Do you want me pants off then?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Erm, I'm a little nervous at this moment in time.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Sweaty palms.- Are you really? - Yeah.- Are you really that nervous?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Oh, I'm- BLEEP- me pants! - Are you really?- Yeah.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Cheeky little 'un. - BUZZING

0:06:36 > 0:06:42MUSIC: "Close To You" by the Carpenters

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'll remember this weekend for the rest of me life.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52THEY LAUGH

0:06:54 > 0:06:57# Hold your head high

0:06:57 > 0:06:59# Hold on

0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Arms open wide

0:07:02 > 0:07:07# Yeah the world starts to come alive

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# When you stay close to me

0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Today this could be

0:07:16 > 0:07:20# The greatest day of our lives. #

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