0:00:02 > 0:00:03You can't beat a good wedding.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash at Westminster Abbey,
0:00:06 > 0:00:10or little old me getting hitched last year.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- I, Cherry...- I, Cherry...
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Take you, Roly...- Take you, Roly...
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- To be my husband.- To be my husband.
0:00:18 > 0:00:23And weddings don't come any more dramatic than right here on Don't Tell The Bride...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm not coming.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Please, I love you, please.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29..where we give one bloke 12 grand to organise the BIGGEST day
0:00:29 > 0:00:31of his bride-to-be's life.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33What could possibly go wrong?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35On one condition -
0:00:35 > 0:00:37he does it all on his lonesome-ownsome.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I don't know what she wants.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40This is hell on Earth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The lady gets no say in the big day.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Bitterly disappointed.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- So, all she can expect...- What?!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50THEY SCREAM
0:00:50 > 0:00:51..is the unexpected.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53That's brilliant!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, Nath!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Get me on the phone, I'll tell hem where the- BLEEP- it is.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02..as we remember the ups...
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Yes!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05..and downs of our gallant grooms...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Oops!- Oh, my God!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09..and their blushing brides.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm going to kill him!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Their laughter...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15their tears...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..and their soppy snogs.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35These days, it's easy to forget the true meaning of marriage.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's vital that the groom gets his priorities right
0:01:37 > 0:01:41and remembers the most important thing - and as we all know,
0:01:41 > 0:01:45the most important thing is the piss-up after the wedding.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50But, for some, a cheeky glass of vino in the village hall just isn't enough.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Sometimes, it's important to do something a little bit special.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Stupid. I mean...
0:01:55 > 0:01:59it's important to do something a little bit stupid.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Like this.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08This is SO sweet.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, really, it's a Willy Wonka theme.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh, my God!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15CHEERING What are they?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, my God! I feel like I'm a child!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Are they chocolate centrepieces? - Yeah, chocolate centrepieces.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And they're the gifts for people. Sweets for people to share.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27This way, look at the cake.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30SHE LAUGHS Oh, this is cool!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- I was up at 1:30am making cake. - You didn't make this.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- We bought them. - Hand on heart you made it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hand on heart, we bought them, right?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- That one, we had a go... - It isn't the one you made?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- We couldn't use our one.- You didn't make it?- No, but ours was better.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- But you didn't make the cake. - We had a go!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46What do think the theme is?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Obviously, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- And do you like it? - It could've been worse.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You could've gone really over-the-top,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and that would have been WAY too much.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yeah, but we've just done it just right.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Yeah, and I didn't say you didn't! - You don't like it that much, do you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I didn't say it wasn't nice.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02I said it's nice, I like it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It entertains everybody else. It's not what I would've picked.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I know, but you know me, I like to be different.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- I'm too selfish. - Yep, that's the one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13James created a stunning winter wonderland...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15in June.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- What?- Another wedding?- Who's that?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- What?- Might be your bridesmaids.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- What?! What?!- Wow!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30BRIDE SHRIEKS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34A horse and cart! With tinsel.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36It's like a Christmas-themed wedding.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- There's no, like, doubt about that. He's gone winter.- Yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42# Run fast for your mother... #
0:03:42 > 0:03:44This is ABSOLUTELY bonkers.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- It's so different. - But this is like, what you want.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48It's just a bit surreal, though.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50If you think that's surreal...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Look at that! What is that?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- I never knew... Oh, the penguin! - Hello!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59This is wicked!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03This is so James. This is SO James.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06And James has one final surprise for Charlotte.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10SHE GASPS Oh, my God!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# We're walking in the air... #
0:04:13 > 0:04:15There's SNOW holding this groom back.
0:04:15 > 0:04:22# We're floating in the moonlit sky-y-y. #
0:04:23 > 0:04:24This is incredible.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Aww, I'm so touched.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28So touched!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's beautiful.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's so beautiful. Thank you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Farmer Nathan made a bold choice.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Still, that barn scrubbed up nicely.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41So, where are we going?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46There's only the barns round here.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Nathan!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, look!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, my God, Nathan!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's beautiful!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh, it's beautiful!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Nobody believed me...- Beautiful. - ..that this could turn into a room.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I won't look at your workplace the same again.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, Nath!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, it's beautiful.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Absolutely beautiful.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's beautiful.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I can't believe you've done all this.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27It's absolutely stunning.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30And the wedding cake.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31They're beautiful.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36SHE LAUGHS
0:05:36 > 0:05:37It's beautiful.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Have you got any toilets?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Lea!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Hello!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Have you just realised it's me?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Hello!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Where's the toilets?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You ain't going in the toilet in this.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I really need a wee.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Oh, you're having a laugh, ain't you?- No, I'm not having a laugh.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59This is going to be dangerous.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- I really need a wee!- Look left.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh, no!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05SHE LAUGHS I can't get in there!
0:06:07 > 0:06:13Hywel embraced the festival spirit by bringing a bit of Glastonbury to Wales.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15BRIDE GASPS
0:06:15 > 0:06:16No!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Look at the table decorations.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28The album covers!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I can't stop smiling.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Come and see the cake as well. Come and have a closer look.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I can see it's a camper van!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40SHE GASPS Ah-h! That's BRILLIANT!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Oh, my God! - Have a look around the stage.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48We've got some lovely photos of you and me from Glastonbury.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, my God! HE LAUGHS
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Hywel!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Look at that cracker! My board shorts and you in that lovely mac.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Hywel!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Hywel has definitely brought Glastonbury to South Wales in miniature form.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Everything is absolutely brilliant.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I think the only things missing are the portable toilets.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Oh, hold your head high
0:07:22 > 0:07:23# Hold on
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Arms open wide
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Yeah, the world starts to come alive
0:07:30 > 0:07:34# When you stay close to me
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Today this could be
0:07:40 > 0:07:41# The greatest day... #
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd