0:00:02 > 0:00:03- From the depths of the Earth... - Oh, God.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05..to the crests of the mountains.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07My legs have gone weird.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10These crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12£12,000...
0:00:12 > 0:00:14LAUGHTER
0:00:14 > 0:00:16..and just three weeks...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I love that girl. I love her.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, my God! What has he done?
0:00:23 > 0:00:24He just took my dress!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29I hate it.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32..but have no say in their big day.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Is it just going to all be lost? It's just rubbish.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Where does he get green from?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Just leave him to drown.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45..vanquish dragons...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Do as your future mother-in-law tells you.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50..and conquer all before them?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Get out of my pub!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Or will they be...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58..defeated?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm not doing it.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Tonight, joker and all-round big kid Kyle
0:01:04 > 0:01:07wants his fun-filled wedding to go with a bang.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09What sort of injuries have you had, then, mate?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Broken fingers, a couple of broken ribs.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I think we'd be able to cope with a broken rib.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19While all his bride-to-be Kate wants is for her day to be taken seriously.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23I just want, like, a nice, traditional wedding, you know.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26A nice sit-down meal for everyone and then, like, a party at night.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29With a bridesmaid on the warpath...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Don't tell me it's going to be all right.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32It's not going to be all right.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I am not going to look like an absolute frump.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37..can the groom put his bride before his banger?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40We should have probably got a dress instead of that car,
0:01:40 > 0:01:42but that car is loads funnier than a dress.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Or will this wedding end up a write-off?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04When 23-year-old Kate first met 25-year-old husband-to-be Kyle,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07he made her smile in all the right ways.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I thought you were really funny.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Like, just try to make everyone laugh. Like really, really silly.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I thought she were really good-looking
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and she was laughing at my jokes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19So... Winner!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Having a laugh soon turned into falling in love.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Now, with two-year-old son Reggie, they live together in Doncaster.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I wouldn't actually say one specific thing I love about Kate
0:02:30 > 0:02:33because there's that many, I just love everything about her.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You could be in the worst mood, feeling down or want to cry,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40but I just can't help myself laughing
0:02:40 > 0:02:41because he'll just crack a joke.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45But there's one thing about painter and decorator Kyle
0:02:45 > 0:02:47that doesn't make Kate smile.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Kyle is not really romantic. Are you?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Buy them for me. They're only £2.99.- No.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56On our first Valentine's Day,
0:02:56 > 0:02:58he bought me a "happy 30th birthday" card.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Right... Kyle can turn even the most romantic of moments sour.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Like his sweet attempt at a marriage proposal.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Kyle was consistently pestering me to go and make a cup of tea.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I just went into the sugar pot and there was a box in there.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17So I just said to him, "What's this?"
0:03:17 > 0:03:19And he was like, "You know what it is. It's a ring".
0:03:19 > 0:03:20And I was like, "What's it for?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23"Is it for my birthday? Is it an engagement ring?"
0:03:23 > 0:03:25She was trying to trick me into saying it.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I wanted him to just say the question.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30And then he just went, "You know what it's for. Just put on."
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I thought the reaction would be different.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I thought she'd be a bit more happy.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I thought there might have been some tears,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38but it went down like a lead balloon, to be honest.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Kyle's proposal wasn't Kate's cup of tea.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Still, she said yes
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and now she's given him full control of her wedding.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50A wedding day to me is a serious day.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I want everyone to enjoy it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56But Kyle's way of having a laugh is too far, a bit extreme.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01So the bride who just wants one day in her life to be taken seriously
0:04:01 > 0:04:05has given all control to the biggest joker she knows.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08So she is relying on Kyle's best man
0:04:08 > 0:04:11and brother-in-law Lee to keep the wedding on course.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Lee, as a person, is absolutely marvellous.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Down to earth. Sound, sound, sound. Really nice guy. Heart of gold.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Only problem is, Lee is just as childish as Kyle.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Yes! Get in! Get in!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29They are like two children together.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34The egg each other on, wind each other up, just make things...
0:04:34 > 0:04:35They're just a pain.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40We get told off a lot.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46At least there's one person mature enough to keep this wedding on track.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Not him!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49It's chief bridesmaid Leanne,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52who is also the groom's sister and the best man's wife.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's one of the biggest days of your life, your wedding,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59and all of a sudden we're going to give it to two guys
0:04:59 > 0:05:02that, together, just think life is an utter joke.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I would like to make this very clear.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Regardless who Lee and Kyle are, if they did anything to upset Kate,
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I would personally make their heads roll and they know that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Leanne scares me. She is, erm...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21..quite a dominant woman.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27So with his bride dreaming of the perfect wedding
0:05:27 > 0:05:32and his big sister issuing threats of violence, Kyle has his work cut out,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36especially as Kate knows exactly what she wants for her big day.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41I've got a quite traditional life so I would just like the wedding
0:05:41 > 0:05:44to follow on, really, just be a pretty traditional wedding.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48My ideal ceremony would be in a nice, big stately home.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Nice gardens to have photos taken.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Then a sit-down meal with all our close family and friends
0:05:54 > 0:05:55that were at the wedding.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And there's one thing in particular that's crucial for Kate.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'd be very upset if the wedding dress wasn't right
0:06:01 > 0:06:03because I'm not going to get this chance to do it again.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06So that is important to me, that it's the right dress.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09But Kyle... Well, Kyle has different priorities.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Girly things at a wedding, I'm not interested one tiny bit.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Wedding dresses, shoes, I don't care one tiny bit.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm more about loud noises and car crashes.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Did he just say "car crashes"?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Come on, Kyle, what's your romantic plan?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'd like to get married at a banger cars event.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Banger what?!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Cars flying around the track.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Bangers smashing each other up,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37trying to put each other out of the race.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Really loud, really noisy, really fun and enjoyable.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So it's going to be an actual car crash of a wedding.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50No, really. A car crash wedding.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52If it were left to Kate, I think the wedding would be nice.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Pretty, flowers, cake, big dress.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58All that sort of stuff.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02But I just want to create something raw, fun, exciting,
0:07:02 > 0:07:08adrenaline-filled and just to get people laughing and smiling
0:07:08 > 0:07:09and, above all, a massive joke.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He does worry me, yes.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15He just turns everything into something funny
0:07:15 > 0:07:18when it's something really serious.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Have you got everything?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- I think so.- Yes?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Let's rock 'n' roll.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34For the next three weeks,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Kyle will be moving in with Grandma across town...
0:07:37 > 0:07:38I hope it's all going to fit in!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40..while Kate and son Reggie stay at home.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Squeeze!- Daddy.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Come on, mate. I'll see you soon.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'm going to go.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Blow kisses.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- See you soon.- Bye-bye!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Love you.- Love you, Daddy. - Love you, Reggie.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I could feel a bit of a lump in my throat.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08So just try and block it out and just crack on, like.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10The show must go on.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14While Kyle settles in with his nana,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Kate's heading out to meet one of her bridesmaids
0:08:17 > 0:08:19for a bit of moral support.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm just going to see my friend, Jane, just to have a chat with her
0:08:22 > 0:08:26and spend some time with her so I'm not just on my own at home.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28He'll be going straight to meet Lee
0:08:28 > 0:08:30and they'll be trying to come up with some master plan
0:08:30 > 0:08:33between themselves. But, knowing them,
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I don't know, there won't be anything getting taken serious.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39They'll be having a laugh.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Well, they do have a master plan. But no idea if it's possible.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48So the boys head over 100 miles south to find out
0:08:48 > 0:08:51what a wedding at a banger race would look like.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53And it would look like this.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Smashing!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# Get your motor running... #
0:09:01 > 0:09:03A bit dusty, like, isn't it?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# ..Head out on the highway
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Looking for adventure. #
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What's happened here?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I can't see. I've got too much dirt in my eye!
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# ..Born to be wild... #
0:09:18 > 0:09:21And it seems Kyle doesn't just want Kate at the race.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25He wants his future wife to take part in it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26What are you reckon, Lee?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Can you see Kate in one of these in a wedding dress?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I could, yes, mate. - Honestly?- I think it's a great idea.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Me and Kate in this little red car here, flying about.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38I think it could be up there with one of my best ideas ever.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yep.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It looks like Kyle might be the first groom ever
0:09:42 > 0:09:45who actually wants his wedding to be a car crash.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's disgusting, it's messy and that,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50but I think it will be funny as hell. You know what I mean?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51I'll tell you what would be nice, mate,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54if we could actually get married bang in the middle
0:09:54 > 0:09:56with everyone watching and even cars flying around.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Nice tyres for decoration, smashed-up cars in the background.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01A bit of a car graveyard going on.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Aw... Because nothing says "romance" like a car graveyard.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Tell you what, Kyle, you'd look well in there, like.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- With a suit on?- Yeah.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- You'd look well in there.- Yeah.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15I feel good.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I feel like I'd get on all right in the game, to be honest.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Kyle has no idea if his car crash plan is possible, let alone safe.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Time to find a professional to see if he can
0:10:26 > 0:10:29lovingly shove his bride into a race car on her wedding day.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Have you got to wear all the safety kit?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You have whiplash every time you go out, of some sort,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35but you don't be a baby.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38You'll struggle putting a claim in, won't you?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What sort of injuries have you had, then, mate?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Torn ligaments, broken fingers, a couple of broken ribs...
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think we'll be able to cope with a broken rib,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48as long as it's not a broken neck.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I bet your car insurance doesn't cover you, mate, does it?- No!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- I've never looked into it.- Do you feel safe when you're in it, mate?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah... You don't feel safe, don't do it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Just go and do a bit of karaoke.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03THEY LAUGH
0:11:03 > 0:11:05# Here you go, way too fast... #
0:11:05 > 0:11:08With those words of wisdom ringing in their ears,
0:11:08 > 0:11:12the boys head back to the track to mull it over.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- They've flipped over there. - Got ambulances here...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Hope they're all right, like.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18This is what you might have to deal with, Kyle, on the day.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's obviously quite dangerous and that, but...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23What's the chances of owt happening, though?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You could go out tomorrow and get run over by a bus crossing road
0:11:26 > 0:11:28with getting some milk, couldn't I?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I don't think you've owt to worry about. I think she'll love it, like.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I think she will.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# I'm on a highway to hell...#
0:11:36 > 0:11:38"Love it"?! Will she?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Too late, the decision's made.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Kate will be strapped into a potential death trap,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47thrown around a track at breakneck speed
0:11:47 > 0:11:49and, presuming she's still conscious,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52married in front of a pile of tyres.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's going to be one bangin' wedding!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- This is it, mate. This is the one. - You sure?- Banger racing. Get ready.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00We'll get her flying round that track, like.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03And then I know as soon as she's done that, she's...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06earned herself the right to marry the man of her dreams.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09THEY LAUGH
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Kate...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13get your gloves on. Get your gloves on, girl.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Get your helmet on.- Yes...! - Get in the car.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20Plan sorted, the boys head off to find a track closer to home.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24# ..Highway to hell. #
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Blissfully unaware of Kyle's racy plans,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Kate's having a catch-up with bridesmaid Jade.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I wonder if Jade knows first aid.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Everyone's, like, "Oh, Kyle'll be the joker."
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I think...if...
0:12:41 > 0:12:45It'll be Lee that keeps him on track. Are you regretting it, yeah?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47No, am I heck? It will be worth it. It'll be so funny.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I just can't wait to just... see what he actually does plan.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I think he's going to surprise you.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I really do.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Surprise her? She'll be knocked sideways.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Literally.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02With their heart set on a banger wedding,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05the boys need a track that's close to home
0:13:05 > 0:13:07and has a race in the next three weeks.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10They've come to their local track, Scunthorpe Raceway.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Oh, that's loads better. - 'Tis, innit?- Loads better!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I tell you what - big space in the middle as well.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Massive, isn't it? - I'm just thinking, Lee.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Over there, with all the seating in the stands,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23that'd be spot-on to get Nana and that sat down there,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- wouldn't it?- Yeah. - All the family and friends.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Let 'em take a pew over there,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- and they could watch all the events as it unfolds.- That's it.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- It's nice and open... - This is perfect set-up.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- A bit of an arena, innit?- Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I think we'll be able to do something special, here, like.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39- Yeah.- Definitely.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43But Kate's idea of special is a million miles away
0:13:43 > 0:13:45from a muddy racetrack.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Along with her mum and her bridesmaids Leanne and Amy,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49she's visiting Cusworth Hall,
0:13:49 > 0:13:54a Georgian manor house with acres of formal gardens.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's the sophisticated location she's been dreaming of.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I can visualise coming down here in a nice car
0:14:02 > 0:14:04and having pictures took here.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07All the guests here and children playing and...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09just having a nice day.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- I love the arch that you come through.- Yeah!- That's beautiful.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Got the wow factor that, hasn't it?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Then this has, as well, when you look down to the water.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Yeah, it's beautiful. - Yeah, definitely.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25The tranquil setting is everything Kate desires.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27These grounds would be perfect for lovely pictures.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30It's just all beautiful. Just...
0:14:30 > 0:14:31a perfect location.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Well, there are plenty of places for pictures here -
0:14:37 > 0:14:39just not necessarily nice ones.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42The boys are meeting track-owner Rob
0:14:42 > 0:14:44to secure their ceremony location.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47How many do you get on a race day, mate? Couple of thousand?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Thousands.- Yeah. See, that's what I want. I want everybody -
0:14:50 > 0:14:54over 1,000 people - everyone cheering, seeing her coming in.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Absolutely. I mean, we've got a great event.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Next great event is on the 15th.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- 15th.- Is that any good for you? - Erm...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Not too sure, like, about days.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Do you remember what day it's on?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06It's the week before, innit? It's a week late.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- I don't think we're going to be able to do it on the 15th, are we?- No.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12No, we're not.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15With dates in a muddle, and the next race meeting
0:15:15 > 0:15:19more than four weeks away, Kyle's plans have stalled.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22This is the only track around here.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26And if you can't do it here, then a banger wedding is out the window.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It is out the window, totally out the window.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'm absolutely devastated, mate.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Kyle's banger-race wedding might have just crashed and burned.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Perhaps Kate WILL get
0:15:42 > 0:15:46her picture-perfect country manor, after all.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I love all the...- All the high ceilings and that.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52A bit posh for us, but, yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54THEY LAUGH
0:15:55 > 0:15:59This is our grand salon. Our room that we use for ceremonies.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's lovely, isn't it? Really nice.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Nice and traditional, isn't it? It's lovely.- Yeah.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07It's all set out lovely, yeah.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09It all looks how I'd like it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yeah. I like these flowers, as well. They look nice there.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15And it's not just the bride who's blown away.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Leanne's pretty impressed, too.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I think this place is absolutely stunning.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21I love the outdoors,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I love the scenery... It wows me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26It makes me feel like...
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Like, all gooey!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30SHE LAUGHS
0:16:30 > 0:16:34The only thing that's likely to be gooey at Kyle's wedding is the mud,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38because he's determined to have it here - race or no race.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I know we can't do it on that day,
0:16:40 > 0:16:44but as long as everyone's here and we do something with bangers...
0:16:44 > 0:16:46we're squared away.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49So he has a plan B - set up his own race.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'll pay you X amount of pounds,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- I want you to- BLEEP- smash yourselves to bits.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Smash them into bits so none of the cars...
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- I want your- BLEEP- tyres on the floor, doors on the floor,
0:17:00 > 0:17:01smash yourself to pieces...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Sounds like carnage.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Surely there's rules against this kind of thing?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Surely. Surely... Rob?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We're not set by any rules of any standards.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Scunthorpe Raceway runs Scunthorpe stock racing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16So we can do anything you like.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- I'll shake on that, mate.- No worries.- I'll tell you what, mate.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- If you can do something, I'd be absolutely...- Right! Let's do it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Awesome.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Agreeing a price of £3,000,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Kyle gets the track for his ceremony
0:17:27 > 0:17:31and the promise of some bangers for his big race.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33With their unusual ceremony venue booked,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Kyle and Lee head back to their local
0:17:36 > 0:17:38to work on the rest of the wedding.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Let's prioritise, yeah?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43From one down to whatever, what we need, what's important, yeah?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45What would you say is number one?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47A dress, I'd say.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50A wedding dress. That IS good advice.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- BLEEP- that, Lee. Don't even mark that, mate.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Oh.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- This is my interpretation of- BLEEP...
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- What you think is important? - Right, this is number one, yeah?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Red Devils...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02slash helicopter.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03OK.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Not everyone's first priority for a wedding.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Do you agree with that? That's most important?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's not what I agree with.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Bucking bronco. That would be fun, that.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Maybe get a bouncy castle for adults and one for kids?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- What else do we need?- I want something like a candyfloss stall.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Candyfloss goes down here, doesn't it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm just looking at it and thinking, what a wedding list!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I think we're getting carried away a little bit, aren't we?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Wing it, innit?- Yeah.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34So with Kate's dress way down the list,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37the boys start on their wedding priorities.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39First, transport.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41And you can't have a banger-race wedding
0:18:41 > 0:18:43without a banger for the bride.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46We're after a limo or something just to smash up.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47- Oh, right.- Have you got owt in?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Yeah. I've got one next door I can show you, if you want.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53At least the boys are going for a classy banger.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56ENGINE RUNS ROUGHLY
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I tell you what, Lee,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01she's a beaut, isn't she?!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- We could keep seats in it for her, couldn't we?- Course you can, yeah.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07And just spray it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10This is it. I don't think you'll get owt better than this.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's only £1,000.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's perfect for their banger wedding.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16The only problem is...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Unfortunately, it's sold.- Honestly?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Aw, you're joking me!
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- Anything else?- No, that's it at the minute, I'm afraid.- Yeah?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Proper gutted about that. Devastated.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38While the boys head back to the drawing board to find a car
0:19:38 > 0:19:40for the bride to get battered around in,
0:19:40 > 0:19:44the lady in question is just up the road getting her hair done.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Well, no-one's told her she'll be wearing a helmet.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Have you any ideas on what you're sort of wanting, or anything?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I just want, like, a nice traditional wedding, you know?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57With, like, a nice sit-down meal for everyone and then, like,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- a party at night.- Have you any ideas for your dress, or anything?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Quite a tight, fitted dress, but then, like, quite big at the bottom.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Right, yeah.- Like that.- Do you want anything like a horse and cart?- No.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- No, I'm not bothered.- No. Not really.- As long as I get there.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12As long as you get there.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15As long as I'm not, like, on a moped, or something,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- with a helmet on. - Mess that hair up.- Yeah!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19THEY LAUGH
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Ah... Well, there will be a helmet, but on the plus side,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25she probably won't be thinking about her hair
0:20:25 > 0:20:28when she's hurtling towards a wall at high speed.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I think you'll like this.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Meanwhile, after losing out on the limo,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Lee's tracked down something else he likes the look of.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38It's a track car. It hasn't been.... It's still all kitted out inside.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41You can do what you want with it. All the seats are still in it.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- How much is it?- 800 quid.- Are we doing it, or what?- Yeah, man.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Buy it now.- Yeah. - And then we'll sort it out later.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Buy it, innit?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54So the boys blow £800 on a car they haven't even seen.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Cheers!- Cheers.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59And when they do, it's perfect for the big day.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01THEY LAUGH
0:21:01 > 0:21:04If the big day in question was...
0:21:04 > 0:21:06D-Day.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Is this your love carriage, is it?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14So, this splendid limousine comes complete with camouflage,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16a water cannon and bullet holes.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Lucky, lucky Kate!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22That looks ace, doesn't it? Do you reckon we should spray it up or...?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- No.- I think it looks good, doesn't it, as it is?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- I would leave it as it is. - I would. That's it, isn't it?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Yeah.- It's character, yeah. - Take it for a spin.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I love this, like!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43He may be revved up about bagging the limo,
0:21:43 > 0:21:47but is even Kyle beginning to worry about his priorities?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49We should have probably got her dress instead of that car,
0:21:49 > 0:21:53but that car's loads funnier than a dress. Just looking at it now,
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- I'm just thinking, Kate's nana is going to- BLEEP- kill me, man.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Kate's nana's the least of your problems, pal.- I know!
0:22:02 > 0:22:07After shelling out £800 for the limo and having to get it specially
0:22:07 > 0:22:12kitted out for banger racing, Kate's wedding-dress budget is shrinking.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- I'm happy. Are you happy?- I'm... That's what it's about, isn't it?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18What's this about? What is this process about?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Me and Lee being happy, and we're happy now.- Very happy.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32While the boys are ticking things off their fantasy list,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Kate and bridesmaid Leanne are worried
0:22:35 > 0:22:37about the lack of any real news.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41I need to know when we will go and get my dress, or whether
0:22:41 > 0:22:45I will be going to get it or if someone will bring it to me or...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I don't know, but it would just be nice to know so I've got time,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51because what if I need alterations?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I do think they'll be thinking about the main thing, like, the dress.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't think he'll think, like, transport.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01I've asked and asked, what are we doing about bridesmaid dresses?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04When are we going to be going? I said the other day,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07"If you think for one minute you are going to bring me a bag and say,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10" 'You're all wearing those...' " I said, "It's not happening."
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm just really, really worried about them picking a dress for me.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Picking the wrong style, not the right size
0:23:17 > 0:23:19and then me feeling like an absolute fool in it.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22And if they've got your dress wrong, I'll dirty protest.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25That'll be it. I will absolutely kick the hell off.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well, fear not, Leanne -
0:23:27 > 0:23:32your brother Kyle has finally started thinking about the wedding dress.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34But you might not like what he's thinking.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Why would you buy a dress?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- You're going to buy a dress and it is going to be- BLEEP- hung up
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- for- BLEEP- 50 years until you die. What's the point?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Collecting cobwebs and mothballs.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- BLEEP- it, you might as well bin it, hadn't you?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Get married, set it on fire. Buzzing. Done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54So, instead of splashing the cash...
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Do you rent dresses?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58No, just sell them.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Do you rent wedding dresses, love?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02We don't, no.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05No. Do you get many people that rent dresses?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Erm... No. We don't.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09No. What, the majority of people buy them?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Yeah.- Cheers for your time, love. - Thanks, bye.- Ta-ra now. Bye.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15It doesn't look good, does it?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Adamant his bride will wear a rented dress and with no luck
0:24:22 > 0:24:27on the phone, Kyle heads to a local shop to check out his options.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- What dress size is she? - I think she's an 8.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- OK.- I think.- You think?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Me and my best man, we did a list of priorities, and that,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40and my best man wanted to put the dress in the top three
0:24:40 > 0:24:44but I put it down. I think it ended up about 14th, 15th in the list.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Well, from a man's point of view, it might be 14th, 15th.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- From a lady's point of view... - Going to be top three, isn't it?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Definitely. I think you might be in bother if you get this wrong.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I know. I don't think she's going to be chuffed with
0:24:56 > 0:24:58some of the decisions we've made already,
0:24:58 > 0:25:02so I could do with nailing this one, do you know what I mean?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It seems the voice of reason has had an effect,
0:25:05 > 0:25:09and Kyle is suddenly doubting his decision to rent.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Her face is alarming me, like, she's proper not playing about.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18She's genuinely shocked. She thinks I'm shocking, and I am.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I haven't got a clue what I'm doing,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22so it's quite scary, really, isn't it?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33While Kyle slams the brakes on his plans to hire a dress,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Kate is taking her mum, nan and bridesmaids
0:25:36 > 0:25:39to find the dress she would choose if it was up to her.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Hello!- Is this the first time you have tried on today?- It is, yes.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Have you any idea of the style that you're looking for?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47No, I want to try a few different ones
0:25:47 > 0:25:49so I can get an idea of what I'd like.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah, it's nice to try different styles on,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- cos then you can rule things out. - Yeah.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, here we go. I'm scared.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Oh, my God.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Oh, that's gorgeous. - I love trains, me.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I love them when they have got a big, lovely train on.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Right, so, I don't know what your budget is, Kate,
0:26:16 > 0:26:20but this one is £1,700.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22He would not pay £1,700 for a dress, no.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- I ain't got a chance of that. - You never know.- He might shock you.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I think he knows it's an important part.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Every man knows that.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Hmm, not every man.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's a lesson Kyle has just learnt, and along with Lee,
0:26:38 > 0:26:44he's finally decided to set aside his budget and buy his bride a dress.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- What do you reckon, Kyle? - I think you look right nice, Lee.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Can you see how much this is?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Bit of fishing net, £190.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm not being funny, but who...?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Whereabouts are the five people what that fits them? Look at that!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04You've got to be about eight-and-a-half foot to wear that.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Yeah, either a really, really tall bride,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09or that's the train.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11What I'm after is just a nice fitted one.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Sometimes you see it, they start, like, there, going out.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Too big and chunky and flumpy.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19You mean like this, Kyle?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Kate's opted for something a little bit less slinky,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25and a lot more princess-y.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Oh, that's nice.- I like that. - I do as well.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Wow. Massive, isn't it?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35THEY LAUGH
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I feel like I'm Tinkerbell or something.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- That's what you look like! - Stick some wings on you.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- You do look lovely. - You look like you're floating.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Oh, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?- It looks lovely.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53It's made me really emotional, coming to see her try her dress on.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56My brother's going to make her his wife, and I'm like...
0:27:56 > 0:27:57- Put a ring on it.- Yeah.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59And I'm really proud,
0:27:59 > 0:28:02and I just hope he does the right thing with her dress.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Otherwise, Mama Bear is going to be on the warpath.
0:28:07 > 0:28:12Well, Mama Bear, prepare for battle, because Kyle's first choice of dress
0:28:12 > 0:28:16is simple, strapless with a sweetheart neckline. Oh, dear.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17That's nice.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Dress doesn't look too bad either.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21THEY LAUGH
0:28:21 > 0:28:23He's a cheeky bugger, isn't he?
0:28:24 > 0:28:28It's, like, fitted, but there's a bit of something... Like it, me.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Like that one. Like it.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35And it doesn't look any better for Kate, as his second choice of dress
0:28:35 > 0:28:38is still strapless and simple.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- I like the other one better.- Do you? - That's what I like, personally.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43- And I think she'll like it. - Do you think she would like that
0:28:43 > 0:28:46over this one? If you think of it from her point of view?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Yeah, I think she'll like it.- Yeah?
0:28:49 > 0:28:55So Kyle goes for a full-length fishtail dress for £650,
0:28:55 > 0:28:59and opts for a tiara instead of a veil. Lovely.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- For a groom who thought the dress didn't matter...- See you later!
0:29:03 > 0:29:06..he's surprisingly happy with his choice.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Having realised the dress is important, Kyle's beginning to think
0:29:11 > 0:29:14a decent reception might be a good idea, too.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Rather than a booze-up at the racetrack,
0:29:17 > 0:29:19he's looking for something with a roof.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22But with just two weeks to go, he may have left it too late.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Everywhere that we've got our eye on is booked up, so...
0:29:25 > 0:29:29We're just... Yeah, just trying to find somewhere, really,
0:29:29 > 0:29:31that's available on our day.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36Kyle's found just two venues in the area free on the day.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39One is a local pub, the other is a 17th-century manor house.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Think it's a bit posh for me, like.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44I'd prefer to be... Doesn't matter where we are,
0:29:44 > 0:29:46could be in a big shed, if all my friends and family are there,
0:29:46 > 0:29:47I'd still have a good time.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50So I'm not really fussed if it's a stately home or not.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53So, two very different options.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57And while Kyle hits the road, Kate's worried about what he's planning.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I hope he's not just like, "Yeah, I'll do that,
0:30:00 > 0:30:03"cos that'll be funny or that'll be a laugh."
0:30:03 > 0:30:06I want him to be like, "Yeah, Katie would like that."
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Well, Kyle has found something Kate would definitely like.
0:30:10 > 0:30:16Walcot Hall, a Georgian manor house set in acres of beautiful gardens,
0:30:16 > 0:30:21which sounds a lot like - exactly like - the venue of Kate's dreams.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Quite nice, actually, isn't it?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Look how posh it is.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29I've got trainers on and trackies and everything.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- Hiya, you all right? I'm Kyle. Nice to meet you.- Hi, I'm Cindy.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- It's nice to meet you.- I'm Julie. - Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41So what's Katie looking for in an ideal world, do you think,
0:30:41 > 0:30:43that would make her whole world rock?
0:30:43 > 0:30:45The actual wedding event is absolutely bonkers, like,
0:30:45 > 0:30:48so she'll probably want to kill me for that,
0:30:48 > 0:30:51and I think she'd appreciate something nice like a stately home.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Do you know what colours... or anything she doesn't like?
0:30:54 > 0:30:57I don't actually know any colour schemes or that,
0:30:57 > 0:31:00but I don't know, maybe the same colour as my car would be nice.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02I'm only joking! I'm only kidding.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08The spectacular house and gardens are a world away
0:31:08 > 0:31:10from Kyle's banger-race ceremony,
0:31:10 > 0:31:14and even further out of his comfort zone.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16We talked about the wedding breakfast.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Is that what you call it?
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Cos a breakfast to me is, like, egg and chips or something.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23When you get married, it's your first meal as a married couple.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24I do like the space and that,
0:31:24 > 0:31:28but I'm not bothered about being too fancy or owt, know what I mean?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30I just want bangers and mash, or something.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32He loves his bangers, doesn't he?
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Still, he knows it's perfect for Kate, but at a cost -
0:31:35 > 0:31:38£5,000 for just 50 guests.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41She would absolutely love it here, I think.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45I'm struggling, like, because it's going to smash the budget to pieces.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47It's going to smash it up.
0:31:53 > 0:31:58Undecided, Kyle takes a look at his second and only other option -
0:31:58 > 0:31:59a roadside inn.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03- Nice to meet you. It's Kyle. You all right?- Hi, Kyle.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05So you'll come into these doors,
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- and we'll have a red carpet to bring you in.- Yeah.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Guests collect in here, have the pre-drinks.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12So then when you're ready, you give them the nod and say,
0:32:12 > 0:32:14"We're ready to go and sit down now."
0:32:14 > 0:32:16There's quite a nice little area in there.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18I like the little cake stand and that.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- Would that be operational on the day?- Yeah, and the idea is you have
0:32:20 > 0:32:22your pre-drinks in there,
0:32:22 > 0:32:24so that area would be just for you as you walk in.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25I didn't know you had all this in the back,
0:32:25 > 0:32:27and it is really nice, like.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Kyle's impressed, and for £3,000,
0:32:30 > 0:32:33with space for 70 guests, it's on the money too.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Question is, what's more important -
0:32:36 > 0:32:38the budget or the bride?
0:32:38 > 0:32:42It's just got a different feel, but it's cheaper. It's half price.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Don't get me wrong, it's absolutely cracking.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47It's really nice. But it's not a stately home.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51It's a difficult decision, but with the help of best man Lee,
0:32:51 > 0:32:56Kyle takes the plunge, and alongside his banger-race ceremony, he books...
0:32:56 > 0:33:01the romantic manor house reception for a budget-busting £5,000.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03We're going to do our absolute best
0:33:03 > 0:33:06to give you the best wedding day of your life.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Put me in a predicament financially,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11and it's put me in a predicament location-wise,
0:33:11 > 0:33:14but the venue is worth being put in that predicament,
0:33:14 > 0:33:19cos I think it's...next level compared to anything else
0:33:19 > 0:33:21we've seen, and it should take Kate's breath away.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Having slept on his decision to book the manor house,
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Kyle's now having serious doubts.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35It's just hit me like a tonne of bricks, and I need to just cancel
0:33:35 > 0:33:38everything now, because I think I'm doing it for the wrong reasons.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41I've got 50 guests - I could fill that twice over with family.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44With close, immediate family I've got 70-odd people.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46I'm going to have to cut people. I can't do it.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49If I start cutting, and I've already looked at my list of people,
0:33:49 > 0:33:52if I cut some people off there, my mum will cry.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57I can't justify making my mum cry
0:33:57 > 0:33:59or making Kate's mum and nana cry.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03Can't justify it for a few nice trees and a fountain
0:34:03 > 0:34:05and a marquee. Can't do it.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Decision made, again -
0:34:08 > 0:34:11this time, Kyle books the pub function room
0:34:11 > 0:34:13for his post-race reception.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15This will suit our family perfect, you know what I mean?
0:34:15 > 0:34:18I'm not sure exactly how many people we're going to get in here,
0:34:18 > 0:34:22but I know, price depending, I'll be able to get an extra 20 people here
0:34:22 > 0:34:24than what I would in the other place.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28With his race day venues all booked,
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Kyle can finally invite his bride to her wedding,
0:34:31 > 0:34:34and the boys have hatched a fun plan.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I think it's more than likely going to be something silly.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39But I just don't know how silly.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Kate and Leanne have been sent instructions
0:34:43 > 0:34:45to drive to a mystery postcode.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Meanwhile, the boys are getting busy in a field
0:34:49 > 0:34:52somewhere in the Yorkshire countryside.
0:34:52 > 0:34:53What are we writing? "Marry me"?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Don't you think that sounds a bit abrupt? "Marry me"?
0:34:56 > 0:35:01- I don't want to really give her the option.- Go on, then.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- LEANNE:- Oh, no, turn left here. Yeah, we're going in here.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06What, so we're going down a lane? Yeah, buzzing.
0:35:06 > 0:35:11Kyle's bright idea is to get Kate in one of these.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Oh, my God.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Then fly her hundreds of feet up in the air and over a field,
0:35:18 > 0:35:22where he's written her invitation out in huge letters.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Do you reckon that'll do? - Yeah, they're going to see that.
0:35:26 > 0:35:31Back at the airfield, it looks like the plan hasn't really taken off.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Going in a little plane, but it can be boring,
0:35:33 > 0:35:35because what is there to do in there?
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Just sit there and look about.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39I just don't understand what we're doing here.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Do you like it?
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Very nice, mate. Very nice.
0:35:44 > 0:35:45I'm going to kill him.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48I don't have to wear one of them silly hats, do I?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Our bride is set to fly like a bird,
0:35:50 > 0:35:54but it could take an eagle eye to spot Kyle's message.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56# Watching every motion... #
0:35:56 > 0:35:57Happy with that, mate.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00# ..In my foolish lover's game... #
0:36:03 > 0:36:05That's us. That's us there, Lee.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- That's it, isn't it?- That's us.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11And it looks like the boys have misjudged just how big
0:36:11 > 0:36:15the invite needed to be, as up in the sky,
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Kate flies past, oblivious.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Come on!
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- THEY LAUGH - Over here!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Over here!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27After a second pass
0:36:27 > 0:36:30and a fair amount of squinting...
0:36:32 > 0:36:34..Kate somehow spots the invitation.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37# Take my breath away... #
0:36:38 > 0:36:40And it has the desired effect.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53So hopefully that'll pick her up,
0:36:53 > 0:36:55keep her spirits high for the next six days,
0:36:55 > 0:36:58and then, like I say, she gets to marry the man of her dreams, like.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Yeah, it's really, really shocked me, what he's done.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04It's made me have more faith in him, and now I just can't wait to see
0:37:04 > 0:37:07what's going to happen on the wedding day.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11# Take my breath away. #
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# Riding along in my automobile... #
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Kate knows when her wedding is,
0:37:17 > 0:37:21but not that she'll be spending most of it screaming.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Still, at least she's got a limo,
0:37:23 > 0:37:25and Kyle's come to check on its progress.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28It looks mean with the windows out and the door cards out and that.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Start it up. Give it a run. - Should I?- Yeah.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37ENGINE REVS
0:37:37 > 0:37:38Naughty, that, innit?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42That sounds bang-on, that.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47I hope it puts a smile on Kate's face,
0:37:47 > 0:37:49cos the person you love, you want to make them happy,
0:37:49 > 0:37:52even if it is something silly like this, know what I mean?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54It's showing your love for her.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56- THEY LAUGH - Somehow it is, innit?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58It's showing your love somehow, like.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01If it comes in the shape of an old limo
0:38:01 > 0:38:04with a turret on top, then so be it.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10It's less than a week to race day.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12My pants don't fit me.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13LAUGHTER
0:38:13 > 0:38:17Kyle sets about getting his wedding plans over the finishing line,
0:38:17 > 0:38:20and he even stumbles on a fruity theme.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- I like lemon.- That's lemon.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26After some lemon accessories for the boys,
0:38:26 > 0:38:28next, lemony flowers to match.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32I've never been one for flowers, like, but they're really nice.
0:38:32 > 0:38:37Finally, some on-message online lemon dresses for the bridesmaids.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40I'm relieved now, cos I've just pressed "buy" and I've bought it,
0:38:40 > 0:38:42but they'll probably not fit.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Let's just hope Kyle's last-minute bridesmaid dress decision
0:38:47 > 0:38:51doesn't leave him looking a bit of a lemon.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56With no idea that Kyle has just bought her dress online,
0:38:56 > 0:38:59and with no news at all about the big day,
0:38:59 > 0:39:02chief bridesmaid Leanne, who threatened to make heads roll,
0:39:02 > 0:39:04might be about to make heads roll.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07The only thing we pretty much know now is the date of the wedding.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10No times, no discussion of whether we're going to have someone
0:39:10 > 0:39:12to do our hair and make-up.
0:39:12 > 0:39:17I just feel like some really key points have been left out.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Keen to sort out the mess,
0:39:19 > 0:39:21she puts in a call to her little brother.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Ey up, Leanne. You all right, mate? - I'm just getting a bit concerned.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28- What are we doing about bridesmaids' dresses?- I've just ordered online.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30If we've ordered them online, how do you know that
0:39:30 > 0:39:33they're even going to fit proper, like a dress fitting?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36I don't really, mate, but I've had to risk it, Leanne,
0:39:36 > 0:39:40because I've had too much on, do you know what I mean? So...
0:39:40 > 0:39:42You are joking me, Kyle, aren't you?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Don't stress, anyway, mate. It'll be all right.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Don't tell me it's going to be all right!
0:39:46 > 0:39:48It's not going to be all right if my dress isn't right.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51I'm not going to look like an absolute frump. I'm just not.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Don't worry, mate. Honestly, I'm not worrying. Just wait.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57If it doesn't fit you, mate, we'll sort it. If it does fit you,
0:39:57 > 0:39:59happy days, Kyle's a legend.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Not even funny.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05- I'll chat to you tomorrow. - All right, see you later.- Bye, mate.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08I feel like it's a bit of a joke to him.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10I don't want it to be,
0:40:10 > 0:40:13"We've just ordered something for the sake of ordering it,"
0:40:13 > 0:40:15and I feel like that's what he's just told me on the phone.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17"I've ordered it for the sake of ordering it,
0:40:17 > 0:40:18"cos I was running out of time."
0:40:18 > 0:40:21So what thought has gone into what they are?
0:40:23 > 0:40:27Well, you're about to find out how much thought he's put into it,
0:40:27 > 0:40:30as the bridesmaids' dresses have arrived.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Just come to drop the dresses off to the girls.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35See how many of them don't fit.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Aw... Here we are. Hello!
0:40:41 > 0:40:44In fact, Kyle has put so much thought into the dresses,
0:40:44 > 0:40:47he hasn't even unwrapped them.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- Can't wait for this. - LAUGHTER
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Let's pass it on till we get to the dress!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53What colour are they?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Yellow!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- What the- BLEEP?!
0:40:57 > 0:40:59LAUGHTER
0:40:59 > 0:41:01All right, Leanne?
0:41:01 > 0:41:03That's not a flower, what is it?
0:41:03 > 0:41:06HE GIGGLES
0:41:06 > 0:41:08I'll tell you now, I don't think a 10 is going to fit me.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10You have to put them on and see if they fit.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13- If they don't,- BLEEP- knows.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- I think they're happy, like. - I think they're happy, yeah.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21- They look happy enough.- Yeah.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- No way is that going to fit me. - It will.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Might not even go over my back.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Doesn't anywhere near fit my back.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- Don't break it, it's not going to go on.- Innit?- No.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Three of the dresses fit.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36But the boys have got the wrong size
0:41:36 > 0:41:39for the one bridesmaid they really needed to keep happy.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42I'm not being funny but we're on Wednesday.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47It just needs ordering. Like, ASAP.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50I don't think they did that size.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51Oh...
0:41:54 > 0:41:57It's not end of the world, do you know what I mean? We'll sort it.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- We'll sort it tomorrow.- Get on with it, first job in the morning.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- First thing tomorrow, square that up, smash it off, done.- Yeah.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06It's the day before the wedding.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09While the boys try and find a new dress for Leanne,
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Kate has come to see the dress Kyle has chosen for her.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15A princess dress in the shop window
0:42:15 > 0:42:18raises her hopes that it might be what Kyle picked.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- That's a really nice dress. - Yeah.- It's lovely.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- Princess-y, isn't it? Big and blingy.- Yeah.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26It isn't.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Ladies, just in through here.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36- Right, are you ready to see your gown?- Yeah.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38- Ready?- Ready as I'll ever be.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55I love it. Yeah, it's really nice.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Yeah?- It's beautiful, yeah.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00SHE LAUGHS
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- We're more excited than her. - I'm going to have a heart attack.
0:43:05 > 0:43:06Ohhhh!
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- How well has he done? - Aw, you look stunning.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14You look beautiful, Kate. Yeah, absolutely.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17How well has he done? Someone must have given him some tips!
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- He's done really well. - He has, hasn't he?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Lee must have his feminine side getting out.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Has he picked a veil or anything? - We've got something for your hair.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Ohhhh, it's going to be a tiara.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29- You don't know that! - Like I'm a six-year-old.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31You've always said you didn't want a tiara, haven't you?
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Are you ready?- Yeah, let's see.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38It's not like a tiara, it's just a...head thing, isn't it?
0:43:38 > 0:43:39It looks lovely. Yeah.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Rather than a veil?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44- I'm gutted I ain't got a veil. - Are you?
0:43:46 > 0:43:48But when Kate gets to see the full effect,
0:43:48 > 0:43:51the lack of veil doesn't matter.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Yeah, I love it.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56- It's amazing, isn't it?- Yes.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58He's not as daft as he looks, Kate.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00LAUGHTER
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Kyle's done good. - He has. He's done brill.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06This is the most romantic and most thoughtful
0:44:06 > 0:44:09I've ever seen my brother be in...in all my life.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11I feel like a bride.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Yeah, I love it. I just want to wear it now.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Just go home in it. Clean up and still have the dress.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19LAUGHTER
0:44:26 > 0:44:28It's the morning of the big race
0:44:28 > 0:44:31and Kate's preparations are in overdrive.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Kyle's done really well with my hair and make-up.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38He knows that I like to have my hair up, so I think that's why
0:44:38 > 0:44:40he's asked for me to have it up.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Smiles all round.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43All good so far.
0:44:43 > 0:44:48Let's hope Kyle's lemony bridesmaid dresses don't turn things sour.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50How nice is that colour?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52He hasn't done bad, has he?!
0:44:53 > 0:44:56And the boys even managed a last minute, if non-lemon,
0:44:56 > 0:44:59replacement for chief bridesmaid Leanne.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01I love it.
0:45:01 > 0:45:05So far, everything is looking rosy for Kate.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07Invitation was right.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Dress - perfect.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Hair and make-up, flowers.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14What's going to go wrong?
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Wish you hadn't asked that.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Across town, the boys are getting ready.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23Best man in tails, groom in... racing overalls.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25I tell you what, mate, I think you look smart.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28All ready for my big day.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Back at home, Kyle's bride-to-be is about to get her first clue
0:45:38 > 0:45:39that today might not be
0:45:39 > 0:45:43the traditional, civilised affair she dreamed of.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Looks like another dress in there.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Unfortunately, the dress she loved
0:45:48 > 0:45:50isn't suitable attire for banger racing.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- What the- BLEEP- is that?
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- What is it? It's overalls.- Overalls?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00I feel like I am going to go to NASA, or summat.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Well, at least it's white.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06That's, like, what mechanics wear.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09I'll be fuming if I'm going in some sort of car.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11It's a sort of a car...
0:46:11 > 0:46:13meets a limo meets a tank.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Anyway, at the track,
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Kyle has arrived to check out his bride's banger.
0:46:18 > 0:46:23- All right, fellas?- How you doing? - How are you, mate? You all right?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Fastened down, stops them coming up and smashing you in the face
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- and stuff like that.- Yeah. - It will be a bit rough out there,
0:46:28 > 0:46:30you're going to be knocked about a bit.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- Yeah, that's what we want, mate, innit?- That's what we want.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36And Kyle's even got his own car for the race
0:46:36 > 0:46:38so he won't miss out on the fun.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Fun, carnage, whatever.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43I'm excited, mate. I can't wait to get going, like.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Meanwhile, a very confused bride has donned her race gear.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52- What the- BLEEP- is that?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54LAUGHTER
0:46:54 > 0:46:59- Are you kidding?- Is that what he sent for you?- Yeah.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01I don't know where my dress is.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05- But I look like I'm going to go and fix someone's car.- Oh, my God.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07I just don't know what to say.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10CHEERING
0:47:14 > 0:47:16As Kate heads off to her wedding...
0:47:18 > 0:47:21..at the track, the guests - and thousands of banger fans
0:47:21 > 0:47:24who've heard about the big race - are arriving.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29I feel a little bit overdressed, but never mind.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- They're definitely putting her in a car.- Yeah.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35She's going banger racing, boys and girls. Yes, she is.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Whether she will or not, though...
0:47:38 > 0:47:40She's going to go absolutely mental.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44I'm absolutely chuffed with how many people are here, like.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Win-win, innit? Whatever happens, it's win-win.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49As long as no-one dies, we're all right.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Fingers crossed. Although it may be Kate that has murder in mind
0:47:52 > 0:47:56when she finds out about Kyle's next surprise.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59What the hell? It's a helicopter.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02I want to know what I'm doing and get on with it.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Flying up into the sky,
0:48:16 > 0:48:20Kate's dreams of a traditional and serious wedding day
0:48:20 > 0:48:22are about to come crashing down.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Hurry up, we're going to race in a minute!
0:48:50 > 0:48:54Oh, my God, look at them all waving.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00I'm happy she's here now. I think she'll be fuming, like.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I don't know. I don't know.
0:49:04 > 0:49:05My God.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10Now it's down to best man Lee to show Kate to her carriage
0:49:10 > 0:49:13and persuade her to get in it.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15What the hell is that?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17- What is that?- You like it?
0:49:17 > 0:49:20I don't want whiplash!
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Oh! No, I'm not wearing a helmet.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25No, not wearing a helmet. No.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27It's going to flatten my hair!
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Have we got a hairdresser for after?
0:49:29 > 0:49:34Kyle has no idea that all his plans now rest on Kate's hairdo.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37Could not have had it going any better in my head.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Big turnout. Spot-on.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42I'm going to feel claustrophobic.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Chuck her in one of these, put a helmet on her
0:49:45 > 0:49:48and let's have a good smash-up, innit?
0:49:48 > 0:49:53Finally, the bride picks her man over her wedding hair.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Argh!
0:49:55 > 0:49:58- I'm going to be sick.- Get it on. - I can't, I'm going to be sick.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Let your hair down.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02- Push it on, yeah?- Yeah.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06- Ah!- You all right?- Yeah. A-Argh!- All right?
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Argh! Feel like I'm having a face-lift.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Oh! Can't even see anything.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15So with Kyle in the number 36 car
0:50:15 > 0:50:17and Kate in her limo-tank...
0:50:19 > 0:50:21..after three weeks apart,
0:50:21 > 0:50:23the couple can finally make contact again
0:50:23 > 0:50:26as they race towards their aisle.
0:50:27 > 0:50:28- COMMENTATOR:- Here we go!
0:50:28 > 0:50:31MUSIC: Highway To Hell by AC/DC
0:50:31 > 0:50:34KATE SQUEALS
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Oh, there's contact there, he's giving it from the rear!
0:50:37 > 0:50:39Oh, my God!
0:50:39 > 0:50:42But Kate is well away in that tank.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48And here we go...encroaching on all sides of the tank.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51SHE SCREAMS
0:50:54 > 0:50:57Oh, my God, I'm going to need a shower!
0:50:57 > 0:51:01So he gets himself in the lead.
0:51:01 > 0:51:02THUD
0:51:02 > 0:51:04SHE SCREAMS
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Here she goes! But I'll tell you what,
0:51:06 > 0:51:09if she's not a banger driver now, she soon will be.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12SHE SCREAMS
0:51:14 > 0:51:16SHE SCREAMS
0:51:16 > 0:51:19And the tank keeps going.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25SCREAMING
0:51:25 > 0:51:29And Katie gives it to Kyle. Yes!
0:51:29 > 0:51:33And by the virtue that Katie did more laps, she is the winner.
0:51:35 > 0:51:3820 nerve-shredding laps later...
0:51:38 > 0:51:40That was wasted hair and make-up.
0:51:40 > 0:51:45..and winner's trophy in hand, Kate can finally stagger down her aisle,
0:51:45 > 0:51:47in the middle of a racetrack,
0:51:47 > 0:51:51and marry the man that put her in pole position.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54APPLAUSE
0:51:54 > 0:51:56You're a dick.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58LAUGHTER
0:51:58 > 0:52:03Do you, Kyle, take Katie to have and to hold from this day forward,
0:52:03 > 0:52:06for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer,
0:52:06 > 0:52:10until you part this Earth?
0:52:10 > 0:52:13- I do.- And that could be very shortly, mate!
0:52:13 > 0:52:15- CHEERING - That could be very shortly.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Katie, after what he's just done to you,
0:52:18 > 0:52:20do you take Kyle to be your husband,
0:52:20 > 0:52:23to have and to hold from this day forward,
0:52:23 > 0:52:24for better or for worse?
0:52:24 > 0:52:26- I'll let you know. - LAUGHTER
0:52:26 > 0:52:28I need an answer.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32- Yeah.- Bless you. I now pronounce you man and wife.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35CHEERING
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Give her a big, big round of applause.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39You'll be all right.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Kate may have won the race...
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Better than a church, though, innit?
0:52:45 > 0:52:49..but has Kyle's banger-race wedding won her heart?
0:52:49 > 0:52:50Crazy. Crazy day.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Has it been fun, though?
0:52:52 > 0:52:56Yeah, it's been fun. When I got in it, I was quite buzzing.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59- Thank you.- Honestly?- Yeah.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Yeah, thank you. - I'll take that, like.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07Next, Katie's whisked off to the pub...
0:53:09 > 0:53:13..where she is finally reunited with her dress.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17And for the first time, can see her reception.
0:53:19 > 0:53:20Oh, my God.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23Ooh! Look at the cake.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28- I hope they're happy tears. - They are.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Oh! Look at them chairs!
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Aw, it's lovely, innit?
0:53:35 > 0:53:39It's beautiful. It's really shocked me how well he's done.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42I can't believe it! Can you?
0:53:44 > 0:53:46I just hope you like it, Kate,
0:53:46 > 0:53:48cos everything we've done is for you, so...
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- I do.- Give us a kiss, then. - Thank you.
0:53:56 > 0:54:01Please welcome the bride and groom, the new Mr and Mrs Fletcher.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09WHISTLING
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Right, ladies and gentlemen,
0:54:20 > 0:54:25first of all could I just say how beautiful Kate looks today?
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Her dress looks amazing. Whoever chose it did a good job.
0:54:28 > 0:54:29LAUGHTER
0:54:29 > 0:54:32I won't lie, it hasn't been easy.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36But we made a good team and we got the job done, didn't we, mate?
0:54:36 > 0:54:40So please raise your glasses to the happy couple, Mr and Mrs Fletcher.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:47 > 0:54:49It's been an emotional day, I think,
0:54:49 > 0:54:54to see what my husband, as well, and my brother have done is just...
0:54:54 > 0:54:57can't put into words.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01The feeling I have, it's just like an immense feeling of pride.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Come on, Leanne!
0:55:03 > 0:55:07I'm very proud of Kyle. Proud of myself, really.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Didn't think I'd be able to do something like what I've done.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13I think the event was absolutely spectacular.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14Can't even explain how happy I am.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17It's been perfect, like, you know what I mean?
0:55:17 > 0:55:20Kyle's happy with his efforts,
0:55:20 > 0:55:23but what about the bride who wanted a serious and traditional day?
0:55:23 > 0:55:27Yeah, it's been amazing. Can't think of anything that I'd change.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29If you want, I'll buy you your own race helmet.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32- No, I don't want my own race helmet! - You can start racing if you want.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34I'm so happy, I've married the girl of my dreams.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I'm just chuffed, know what I mean? Just chuffed.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40I think we both should go on the bucking bronco together.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Let's go. In my dress?!
0:55:42 > 0:55:45- Yeah, you'll be all right. - Come on, then.- You'll be all right.
0:55:47 > 0:55:51Two days later, the couple made their union legal.
0:55:51 > 0:55:56I pronounce you lawfully joined together as husband and wife.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Next time, professional magician Jack...
0:56:03 > 0:56:04- I have 22.- Not any more.
0:56:04 > 0:56:08..wants a show-stopping wedding with his magic centre stage...
0:56:08 > 0:56:10We're having a theatre - fact.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14..while all his bride Sarah wants is a day without any tricks.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16I just want us to be the centre of attention,
0:56:16 > 0:56:18not magic to be the centre of attention.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Will Jack sweep his bride off her feet?
0:56:20 > 0:56:24Not only is it my first illusion, I'm floating my wife.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Could it be magic, or will it be tragic?
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Oh, for goodness' sake, what is he thinking of?
0:56:32 > 0:56:35MUSIC: That Set The Wild West Free by The Outlaws