0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:09Every girl dreams of planning their wedding, but what if they hand over control of their most important day?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12I'm Stacey Dooley and I'm a huge fan of Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Tonight, I've been given free rein to show you
0:00:16 > 0:00:19some of my favourite nail-biting... SCREAMING
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- ..cringe-making... - It could all end in tears.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26..and downright painful moments from the last ten series.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28We've only just got married and you're leaving me.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30So make sure you're sitting comfortably,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32because this lot definitely weren't.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33She'll be fuming.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's going to break her heart.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36This will tip her over the edge.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39We'll be reliving the maddest...
0:00:39 > 0:00:40That's horrible!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41..baddest...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48..and most dangerous decisions ever made on Don't Tell The Bride...
0:00:48 > 0:00:49I'm still going to punch him.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- ..as the grooms struggle their way through £12,000...- What the...?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55..and three weeks...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57to plan the wedding of their dreams.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58What the hell?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm going to miss my own wedding.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, my God.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17There are so many decisions to be made when planning a wedding
0:01:17 > 0:01:20and over the next hour we're going to be taking a look
0:01:20 > 0:01:22at some of the most shocking ones.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Now, let's start with something that's led to some of the maddest,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29probably baddest choices our grooms have made.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32You've guessed it - it's the wedding dress.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Your wedding dress is supposed to bring you tears of joy...
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Oh, my God!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42..but not for these brides
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and their mums and their bridesmaids.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What an idiot!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm not wearing a dress with holes in it.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52A bad dress is bad enough...
0:01:52 > 0:01:53It's just ugly.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm having a panic attack.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58..but some of the maddest-ever dress decisions were made
0:01:58 > 0:02:00about how to buy the dress in the first place.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Mm-mm. Hell, no.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Take Ian for example.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09And then have a boogie and we're done.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11He decided to go the extra mile.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well, an extra 5,000 miles.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19He had the brilliant idea of flying for 28 hours
0:02:19 > 0:02:21on four flights with two stop-offs
0:02:21 > 0:02:25because he was convinced wedding dresses would be cheaper...
0:02:26 > 0:02:27..in Thailand.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Shoes off, boys!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Confident he was going to bag a blingtastic bargain,
0:02:31 > 0:02:35he went straight for the glitziest dress in the shop.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37It's a beautiful dress. It's really nice.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40And if anybody could pull it off, it's going to be her.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42All he had to do was find out the price -
0:02:42 > 0:02:45which was going to be cheap, right?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46160,000 baht?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- HE LAUGHS - No, that's way out of my budget.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53At £3,000, it was far from budget bling.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56That's just chucked a spanner in the works, hasn't it?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59This is my worst nightmare.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So apparently Thailand is not as cheap as you would think
0:03:02 > 0:03:03for wedding dresses.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm freaking out a bit.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08If I don't go home with a wedding dress, I'm going to...
0:03:08 > 0:03:09What the...?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Ian had to resort to using some English charm...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16She's perfect and that dress is perfect, so put 'em both together,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18they're going to get more than perfect,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21and you're perfect, so you're perfect, she's perfect,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23the dress is perfect...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26..and got the dress down to £1,100.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Deal. Come here.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33After spending several thousand on a frock plus flights,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ian retuned home...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Come on, then, boys.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39..and unpacked the jewel-encrusted dress,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41which had been stuffed in the bottom of a suitcase
0:03:41 > 0:03:42for the last 17 hours.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Are there any fallen off?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Yeah, there is. Shit.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Isn't it bad luck for a groom to see the bride's dress?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Yep, and it turned out it was even worse luck when Jay saw it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56All the gems are missing.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58There is one right in the middle.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00If that one wasn't there it wouldn't be quite as obvious.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04But there's two missing there... Why has he got you a broken dress?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm not wearing a broken dress, I'm sorry.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Would you wear a broken dress?- No.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And just to make matters worse...
0:04:12 > 0:04:13It doesn't fit.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, my God. There is absolutely no way that's going on.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20All right?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Don't cry, babe. Please don't cry.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25This is not the thing you get wrong at 20 to three
0:04:25 > 0:04:27on a Saturday afternoon the day before your wedding.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm not marrying him.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33If he doesn't change it, make this right, I'm not going tomorrow.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34How can I?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38At least Ian was willing to travel halfway round the world for a dress.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Our next groom didn't even leave his living room.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Yep, Verity's fiance Scott was not only determined
0:04:47 > 0:04:49to get a discount dress for less than 100 quid,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53but also wanted to do it from the comfort of his couch.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I've seen dresses that look awesome on eBay.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I think that I can save a lot of money.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00£96... Is that an OK amount to spend?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I suspect it's a bit less than Verity thought you'd probably spend.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- End of the day...- She never has to know! She never has to know.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- I just clicked on Buy It Now. - THEY CHUCKLE
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Come on, China! Don't have a postal strike.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23You've bought yourself a wedding dress. Yeah, boy!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26The day before the wedding, Verity had no idea
0:05:26 > 0:05:31that she was about to be delivered a Chinese takeaway wedding dress.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Why is David here with a box?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Oh, my God. No. - DOORBELL
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Christine? This is for Verity.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Why am I not going to a boutique?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I'm more nervous about this
0:05:46 > 0:05:48than anything else that we've done, to be fair.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I think that's fair enough.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Shittest thing ever.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54And the boys were right to worry.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57The whole thing about being a bride is going to the bridal boutique.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00You get to try on the dress, you get to feel like a princess.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02What if I don't like it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I can't go anywhere. I can't look for anything else, can I?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Everything that I wanted, I haven't been able to do
0:06:08 > 0:06:10and I thought the one thing I would get to do
0:06:10 > 0:06:13would be to go to a nice dress shop and see my dress hanging up
0:06:13 > 0:06:16the way that everyone normally does and now I don't.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Like, everything that should be special
0:06:22 > 0:06:24has been taken away from me.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28It wasn't just her dream of visiting a bridal boutique
0:06:28 > 0:06:30that was left in tatters.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's got some threads hanging off here, that's nice.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Nice little detail there.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41There's a mark up here.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, a bit of the netting's coming away there.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47My dress is going to be falling apart as I wear it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I can almost guarantee because it's come here, it's come off eBay.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54And it seems spending just 96 quid, not including delivery,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56wasn't the only thing that was tight.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03These seams are pulling so tight, they're literally about to rip here.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07It hurts, like, there and I've only had it on for, what? Ten minutes?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I literally cannot move in it. It is so tight here.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12This is ridiculous.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17But the biggest, baddest and boldest moment
0:07:17 > 0:07:19of dress buying goes to Tommy.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22What is the cheapest dress you've got?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25OK. Follow me this way. We'll go to the sale rail.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29What about this one? This one's £75.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, that's good. Would you go any lower?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34You've got to be kidding me!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38£75, that's it. I can't go any lower.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Just a little bit?- 70.
0:07:40 > 0:07:4270, all right. A fiver's a fiver.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45A fiver's a fiver!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Arms in front and maybe a leg up.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50The reason he didn't want to waste any cash on the dress
0:07:50 > 0:07:54was because he was planning for his bride to water-ski in it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57We need it a little bit shorter, see, cos it's catching on the leg.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Scissors, please.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03To save more money, the boys even decided to do their own alterations.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Don't rip it!- Gok Wan, eat your heart out!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Look at me, I'm round the back now.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- You've gone too high. - That's for extra leg movement.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You did go a bit too far, actually.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, I'll make it a fashionable slit.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17I think that'll work, cos look,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20you can see the ankles. That's all we need.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25When it came to Hannah seeing her cut-price dress,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27the mutilated frock...
0:08:27 > 0:08:28I hate it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30..left her in shock.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'm not wearing it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35SHE SOBS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- It's a joke.- Oh, my God.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41That is disgraceful.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44You're not wearing that.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's literally just had the bottom cut off.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You look like you're in a pantomime.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50It's horrible. That's disgusting.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51- What, has he cut it himself?- Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- THEY GASP - Why would you cut a dress?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Look, it's not even a neat finish.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It's all, like, chopped up
0:08:57 > 0:08:59as if you've literally got it as a Halloween outfit.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01It looks like he got angry with it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'd like to take it off, please.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04With no other option,
0:09:04 > 0:09:08hacked-off Hannah had to wear her hacked-up dress.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10But come the big day, of course,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Tommy did get her something else to wear.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14A wet suit.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- All right?- All right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22So he could whisk her off down a watery aisle.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Over the years our guys have had so many ideas
0:09:33 > 0:09:35that have been mad, bad and dangerous.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40But some of them have been so out there, you do have to wonder,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43have they really thought this through?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45IT GROWLS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52When it comes to epically bad wedding ideas...
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58..Don't Tell the Bride had some jaw-droppers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Have I got to jump into that?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You have got to cock your leg over.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05But often the worst weddings come from the best of intentions.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07She can't walk down the aisle in the rain, can she?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Because these hopelessly romantic grooms
0:10:10 > 0:10:13were actually just, well, hopeless.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I can't believe he's making me cry.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh, my God, my wedding dress!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Let's start with poor Hayley.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28She dreamt of a Big Fat Gypsy wedding.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29I want this dress.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31But Ian came up with the maddest plan ever.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37He wanted an underwater wedding
0:10:37 > 0:10:41in the deep end of his local leisure-centre swimming pool.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42It's the leisure centre that we met at.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You ain't going to get much more romantic than that.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- See? Hopelessly romantic. - You romantic, you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Emphasis on the hopeless!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52On her big day,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Hayley spent four hours getting her glitter just right.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58This is definitely the best make-up job
0:10:58 > 0:11:00and the prettiest I've ever felt
0:11:00 > 0:11:03and that's what I wanted for my wedding day.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Meanwhile, her bridesmaids were about to discover
0:11:05 > 0:11:07what the boys had in store for them.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, my God!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14No freaking way. Swimming costumes and snorkels.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- I don't believe it.- He's joking, he's got to be joking.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I think Hayley is going to go absolutely nuts.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Approaching the leisure centre,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Hayley also started to get that sinking feeling.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, my God.- Ever swam in a wedding dress before?- Don't even joke.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34"So you know how we met in the gym at this leisure centre
0:11:34 > 0:11:37"and you taught me how to swim here too...?"
0:11:37 > 0:11:40God, I can't finish it.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43"And how much you believe you're a mermaid.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46"I thought what better place on your nervous day
0:11:46 > 0:11:50"than the place where you are most calm,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52"so we're getting married underwater."
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Oh, my God. I'm worried.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I'm all dressed up and now I'm going to look like poo.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Seriously. We just got all our hair and make-up done.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11That's what I'm thinking.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Oh, my God. No way.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Just think, you haven't got to do anything that you don't want to do.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You don't have to do it.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Stop it, please.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I don't want to talk any more.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I just want to get married, like, nicely.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31I don't want to get married like...this, in the water.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I can't believe he's making me cry.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I always said it didn't matter. Didn't matter what happened
0:12:45 > 0:12:50as long as I was marrying Ian and I meant that...
0:12:50 > 0:12:54so I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01CHEERING
0:13:58 > 0:14:00If you thought that was wet....
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- You're a nutter, but I do love you.- I love you.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05..our next wedding was a complete wash-out.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Rory's really romantic, really risky,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15really bad wedding idea was to get married on a windswept beach...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18As Del Boy would say, he who dares, Rodders. He who dares.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22..with both high tide and a storm rapidly approaching.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Tide goes all the way in there.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28So as soon as it gets past that step, I'm off,
0:14:28 > 0:14:31cos I'm not climbing up there!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35As his 70 guests made their way down the perilous cliff,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38it was clear his gamble with the elements...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41hadn't paid off.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42It's started to rain now.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45The bridal car carrying Rhianna was just moments away,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48but so was the chance of a good soaking.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Going to have to make a decision before she comes down, aren't we?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Come on. Anya's standing outside in the pouring rain.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Facing a waterlogged wedding...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I don't know what to do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Well, no-one knows what to do.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03..Rory had a big decision to make.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07She can't walk down the aisle in the rain, can she?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Sorry, we're going to have to go back up. We've got a plan B.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I can't have everyone sitting in the rain and cold all day so...
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Fuck's sake.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20He had no choice but to move his 70 guests
0:15:20 > 0:15:24back up the slippery cliff face and away from the elements.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Once the damp guests were back in the dry...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33the waterworks started all over again.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# Cry me a river... #
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Aww. Give that man a hug.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:42 > 0:15:44While Rory was a blubbering mess...
0:15:45 > 0:15:49..our next groom Alex was all about being macho.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53This wannabe knight in shining armour dreamt of rescuing his damsel -
0:15:53 > 0:15:55that's Sophie - on her big day.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# What's that coming over the hill
0:15:58 > 0:16:02# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? #
0:16:02 > 0:16:04So he came up with a monstrous wedding plan -
0:16:04 > 0:16:05a zombie apocalypse.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09How romantic(!)
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Shit. I told you I didn't like stuff like this. It's a Swat team.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Before long, it was the Day of the Dead.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Or Day of the Wedding, whatever.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Why would you get married here?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Why would you get married here?!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21SIREN WAILS
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28You're about to enter an infected zone.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32My colleagues are going to escort you off one by one.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Come on.- Secure the perimeter.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37ZOMBIES ROAR
0:16:37 > 0:16:38THEY SCREAM
0:16:38 > 0:16:40GUNFIRE
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Everybody inside! This way!- This way!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Keep moving!- Everybody moving!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09SHOUTING
0:17:18 > 0:17:20GUNFIRE
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Sophie is going to kill him.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Every little girl dreams of her big princess wedding,
0:17:37 > 0:17:38and this is not it.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42On her way, Sophie was still blissfully unaware
0:17:42 > 0:17:47of the apocalyptic bloodbath wedding that was awaiting her.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- What?- Oh, my God.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52This building just freaks me out. I'm shaking, Sophie.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'm absolutely...
0:17:54 > 0:17:57We're going to stick together. We're going to be fine.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Just don't leave each other. - I need to go toilet before I do this
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- cos I'm going to end up pissing meself.- I'm going to wet myself. We've had kids,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I am literally going to wet myself.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, my God...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14THEY SCREAM
0:18:26 > 0:18:27There's Alex!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35You're not meant to see me before I get married, you shit!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hiya!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I'm going to have a panic attack. I can't do it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Alex, this is like The Walking Dead!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, my God! I'm going to kill you!
0:19:05 > 0:19:06GUNFIRE
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Shit!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10CHEERING
0:19:14 > 0:19:19With the bride rescued, all Alex had to do was the REALLY scary bit.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Remember, Alex - happy wife, happy life.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You may now kiss your bride.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31And although this groom should have been a dead man walking...
0:19:31 > 0:19:32SHE SCREAMS
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, my God, my wedding dress!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39..he was lucky his bride took it out on the zombies instead.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Apart from that one. She... She's still out there.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Sleep well!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52If you think THAT'S scary,
0:19:52 > 0:19:56it's nothing compared to when the grooms have to face the bridesmaids.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Mainly because he's usually outnumbered by at least three to one.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04When Luke went bridesmaid-dress shopping,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07it was more a case of eight to one.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12With so many outfits to buy, he came up with a cunning plan to save money.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I've put £38 on each and they'll have to pay for the rest.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19OK. That's very generous of you, Luke.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22He just had to break it to the girls.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25But you're paying for all of it?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29They're going to do us a deal on it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32With all the alterations and everything, it's going to be 120.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- Less 38 that he's putting towards it.- Yeah, so it should be like 80.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm not just trying to be difficult. I just don't have £80.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49I haven't got £80. I haven't got 80 quid right now.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53With so many girls, the odds definitely weren't in Luke's favour.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56We're going to do a mutiny and say none of us can pay
0:20:56 > 0:20:58so none of us can be a bridesmaid.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02I've put more in for their dresses than I've put in for the lads' suits
0:21:02 > 0:21:07so it's not like we've been oversubsidised.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11It's just she's got so many. That was her call.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Unwilling to back down, the girls came up with a mutinous plan.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19We're thinking if we say none of us are going to be a bridesmaid,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22it might pull at Luke's little heartstrings
0:21:22 > 0:21:25and he'll cough up the cash.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30So, it's looking like either there's going to be no bridesmaids
0:21:30 > 0:21:32or we half-and-half or we pay 50
0:21:32 > 0:21:35and you guys somehow make up the difference, cos...
0:21:35 > 0:21:36There's no somehow about it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You need to have this conversation with Jess.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43But how can we have the conversation with Jess? She'll be in bits.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I'd love to pay for them all, I'd love that dress to be 50 quid,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- but it's not.- Shut up a minute! - This is the situation I'm in.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You're such a drama queen.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- "Drama queen"? - We're not paying more than 50 quid.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59We're not budging on it. He will cough that money up.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's up to you, if you want to pay for it out of your own pocket,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05but I don't see how you can. We're paying for enough as it is.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- You have to make a decision. - You have to make one as well.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Well, I've already made it. It's up to you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15The only way to break the stand-off was for Luke to make a dramatic exit.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Drama queen!
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Right. So it's £80 on your bridesmaid dresses, guys.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26But when it comes to bad bridesmaids, sometimes less is more.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Job well done.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32When Darnell met up with Katie's bridesmaids,
0:22:32 > 0:22:36he found that even a manageable number can be difficult
0:22:36 > 0:22:40when you get a bridesmaid who's pretty much impossible to please.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I don't like nothing here. I don't like anything here.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47I don't like that. That's like an old granny's wedding dress.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50That is. That's like an old granny's wedding dress.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54So I think she at the moment is the hardest one to please right now
0:22:54 > 0:22:55just because she doesn't like most
0:22:55 > 0:22:57of what the other two are picking out.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Green? No way! - I think that's all right.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- For a bridesmaid's dress?- Shall we try it on, just in case?- No!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- If we can't find nothing, then we've got backup.- No! I don't like it.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08It's going to be hard work.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Shall we try some stuff on just in case?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I can't choose anything from here.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15No, I don't like that. I'm not going to fit in a ten, am I?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Just put the damn thing on, yeah?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Not everybody's built of bones, man.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Here's an eight, put that on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Why did you get the ugliest dress in my size?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25That's it, there's nothing.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- My head's hurting. - They haven't got a six.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30A ten ain't going to fit me. This skirt is an eight, look at that.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Listen, I'm going to actually kick your butt.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36What?
0:23:36 > 0:23:37I'm keeping my glasses on,
0:23:37 > 0:23:42I'm keeping my stony face and I'm playing Daddy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43What I say goes.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45And, somehow, that actually worked.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Hey, beautiful!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50We've found a dress that everybody likes. That is banging, definitely.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52You win!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00When Chris had to buy bridesmaids' outfits, he had a tough time.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04But then he DID have a truly bad idea.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06There's one item in here that you'll shit bricks about.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08If this is hot pants, I'm going to cry.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12It is hot pants, but no, no, no, don't worry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- It IS hot pants, but... No, no, no, listen to me.- We're not doing it!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Just listen to me for a second.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21The thing I've seen that's the closest thing we can get in here
0:24:21 > 0:24:25is hot pants, but don't worry, they're going to be a lot longer.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Will you just trust me on this one? Come on, come on.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30This is just to give you the vision.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34No, they're definitely hot pants.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- It's going to look... - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:24:37 > 0:24:43I can hear them giggling in the background. "What a twat he is!"
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Corrine's going to go mental. She really is going to lose it.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Am I going all red? I get red when I get panicky.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Are you coming round to the idea maybe a little bit now?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- "Coming round"?- I'm not dealing with Corrine after this.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55This is going to tip her over the edge.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Wishful thinking!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01When David decided to marry Rosie, it also meant
0:25:01 > 0:25:03taking on the women in her family,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06including her protective sister Lucy.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11I will struggle to hold back if he makes a cock-up of your wedding day.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16I can't help it, I'm your big sister. I want the best for you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Oh, Rosie!- No, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Do you honestly believe that?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Poor Dave never stood a chance.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29There was a revolt over the bridesmaids' dresses.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32They're going back. We hate them.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- We genuinely hate them. - They're amazing!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- We're not going to wear these dresses.- Really?- Really.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42And things didn't even improve at their nautical wedding
0:25:42 > 0:25:47when boat-hating Lucy had to face her worst fear.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I don't think I can do it!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I don't want to spend my day being sick or feeling sick.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Luce, come on, let's be happy.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Rosie, it's fine for you to say that.- What, can't you do it?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Is it cos you hate boats?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, dear.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Is it cos you're worried about going on a boat?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Yeah, I just don't want to be the idiot that cries...
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- You can't help it.- I didn't want to be like this...- Don't worry!
0:26:28 > 0:26:33No, don't be silly! He's taken such a gamble. He's very lucky.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35He's very, very lucky.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Right, let's get on the boat.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39And even though she did get on board,
0:26:39 > 0:26:43it was hard for her to shake off that sinking feeling.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50If Don't Tell The Bride has taught us anything,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52it's that planning a wedding is hard,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55so agreeing to do it all on your own is already pretty mad,
0:26:55 > 0:26:58especially if you're planning a wedding abroad.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02My advice? Maybe make a checklist.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Passport - check. Tickets - checks.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Guests...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# I'm sexy and I know it... #
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Remember muscle man Lloyd?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13He was pumped at the idea of cementing his vows
0:27:13 > 0:27:17with Victoria in the concrete jungle Muscle Beach in Los Angeles.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Definitely not a set-up wedding venue.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25Unfortunately, his budget didn't stretch to flights for the guests
0:27:25 > 0:27:30so this big strong groom decided to break the news to Victoria's family
0:27:30 > 0:27:32from the safety of his mum's house.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34I'm going to talk to them over the computer,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37purely for the fact that I don't have the balls to do it in...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41..in person, just in case I get a smack.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- ALL:- Hi!- Hello!
0:27:43 > 0:27:47- You look scared. - I am.- We are terrified.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Well, I've kind of got something to tell you about the wedding.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52You might need some of these...
0:27:52 > 0:27:58- Oh, my God! - You'll need one of these.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Oh, God! Oh, holy crap!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05And you might need one of these, I'm afraid.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Shite.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Where we going? - California.- Oh, my God!
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I just need everyone to book some flights.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Oh, God!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- You look a bit shocked. - Gobsmacked, mate.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- It will be amazing, what I've done. - It'd better be, Lloyd.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- Right, I'm going to go, OK?- Bye!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Ohhhh!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Fuck...
0:28:43 > 0:28:44I am fuming.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46The other night, she's sitting there
0:28:46 > 0:28:49saying she didn't want to get married abroad.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52And he's gone and done that. Laura can't go.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Laura went through school with her!
0:28:54 > 0:28:59- I'm gutted for all of us, not just me.- I can't believe what he's done.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I don't think Vicky'll be pleased, either.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Vicky'll be fuming, knowing that me and Lindsay won't be there,
0:29:05 > 0:29:06you won't be there to give her away,
0:29:06 > 0:29:11one of her best mates can't afford to go and Mum's stuck in the middle.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15She'll be fuming. I'd be surprised if Vicky'll even go.
0:29:15 > 0:29:20It is her big day, isn't it, Vicky's big day. I physically feel sick.
0:29:20 > 0:29:25We won't be going. We won't be going, that's all there is to it.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Totally fucked off.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35At the airport, Victoria discovered her only wedding guests
0:29:35 > 0:29:37would be her mum and best mate.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39So, is it just you two?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44No-one else is coming?
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Is this when they all walk through the door?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05I'm gutted that no-one else could be here.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08It's meant to be, like, the most happiest time ever
0:30:08 > 0:30:13and now I just feel gutted that no-one else can do it.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20After a 12-hour flight to LA...
0:30:20 > 0:30:22# Just the two of us... #
0:30:22 > 0:30:24..and with a very minimal guest list,
0:30:24 > 0:30:28Victoria thought she'd at least have an intimate wedding.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32I know. It's far from that, isn't it? Bloody hell!
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Thank you.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# That girl's getting married
0:30:37 > 0:30:40# She's getting married... #
0:30:40 > 0:30:43But she was wrong - SO WRONG.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46There seems to be a few people starting to sit in the stands.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48They obviously like weddings.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# Just the two of us... #
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Still, she did get a chance to flex her muscles.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56We're not on Muscle Beach, are we? What the hell?!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Mainly the ones in your face you use to scowl.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Seriously? Really?!
0:31:02 > 0:31:03It's a good job I love him, isn't it?
0:31:03 > 0:31:07But that wasn't our only wedding abroad that almost didn't take off.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11# A boy went back to Napoli... #
0:31:11 > 0:31:14When Dan decided to prove to Kate that he could be romantic...
0:31:14 > 0:31:16# Hey, mambo!
0:31:16 > 0:31:18# Mambo italiano! #
0:31:18 > 0:31:21..he planned a Romeo and Juliet-themed wedding
0:31:21 > 0:31:23in Naples, Italy.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26My dream has always been that.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30Unfortunately, he ignored one small, but important detail
0:31:30 > 0:31:32about Kate's adoring mum.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34If it's out of the country, I couldn't go.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36- You hate flying, don't you? - I couldn't go.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39His mother-in-law to be was terrified of flying.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41If this goes wrong, I'm screwed.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43What's the Italian for "good luck"?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Bye, girls.- Bye!
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Conned into thinking she was heading off to a hen do in Naples,
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Kate waved goodbye to her mum,
0:31:52 > 0:31:55unaware she was actually off to her wedding.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Love you!
0:31:57 > 0:32:00With the ceremony set-up under way in Italy,
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Dan had one last big job to do -
0:32:03 > 0:32:06drop the bombshell on Kate's mum that she'd need to get on a plane.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Jeez, my heart is beating so fast.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Hello, Christine?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Kate, as you know, has flown to Naples for her hen do
0:32:17 > 0:32:19and that's where the wedding's going to be.
0:32:19 > 0:32:25And I've paid for tickets for you to come to Napoli tomorrow
0:32:25 > 0:32:29on a flight and I've booked you a hotel and accommodation as well.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34I'm so... Honestly, Christine, I think you'll find
0:32:34 > 0:32:36it's so amazing when you're here, honestly.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38It didn't go well.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Bye.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Well, that was hard. It got a bit emotional.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47You know, she's not the best flyer, at the end of the day,
0:32:47 > 0:32:49and obviously it's going to panic her.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51If she doesn't come to the wedding,
0:32:51 > 0:32:53it could all end in tears.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57All he could hope was that she'd confront her flying fears.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Cheers!
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Happy hen do!
0:33:03 > 0:33:07The next day, on her sham Italian hen do, the news that she wouldn't
0:33:07 > 0:33:11be going back home to get married was about to be dropped on Kate.
0:33:11 > 0:33:16- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God! - Thanks, Rich, are you all right?
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Oh, my God!
0:33:19 > 0:33:22"Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life,
0:33:22 > 0:33:24"love gives us a fairy tale.
0:33:24 > 0:33:30You are invited to join Dan Openshaw at our wedding in Italy."
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Oh, my God!
0:33:31 > 0:33:36But the fairy tale rapidly turned into a Shakespearean tragedy
0:33:36 > 0:33:40as there was only one thing on Kate's mind.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42I really, really want to know if my mum's coming.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46To not see me get married, that is literally going to break her heart.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55Fearing the worst, the girls headed back to the hotel.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Why's our door opening?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Nan!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01SHE SCREAMS
0:34:01 > 0:34:06Somehow, Romeo's call must have worked.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Oh, my God, you're here!
0:34:09 > 0:34:11But our next groom had very different ideas -
0:34:11 > 0:34:16like leaving his bride at the altar and flying off to sunnier climes.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22Party boy Luke met his bride to be, Alex, in Ibiza
0:34:22 > 0:34:25and fell in love...with her and the island.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31So, when he planned his big day, he knew exactly where to do it.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33It's really important for me to get married in Ibiza.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36It's something that I've always wanted to do.
0:34:36 > 0:34:37I think it's something that we should do.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39That's where we fell in love.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41However, there was trouble in paradise.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Unless you live on the island or are Catholic,
0:34:44 > 0:34:46you can't legally get married there.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48But Luke had a plan.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55On what she thought was her big day,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Alex arrived at the registry office in London,
0:34:58 > 0:35:01unaware this was going to be just a legal formality.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Now, placing the ring on your bride's finger...
0:35:04 > 0:35:05And breathe, Luke!
0:35:07 > 0:35:10No sooner was the ring on her finger
0:35:10 > 0:35:13than her new husband was out the door.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- (We've got to go.)- I'm not going now.- (We've got to go now.)
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- All right, I just need to talk to her for a second.- (We've got to go.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21(I'm sorry, we've got to.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25(Just go and say to her, "Trust me," all right?
0:35:25 > 0:35:27(Let's go.)
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Listen, I need a chat.- Eh?
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Come here, give me a kiss. I love you so much.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34I love you, too.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- (It's not over. I've got to go.) - Why?- (Trust me.)- What?!
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- We've only just got married and you're leaving me!- I've got to go.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42I've really got to go so... I don't understand!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44You're not supposed to understand.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46# How you like me now? #
0:35:46 > 0:35:51Yes, his plan was to leave her at the altar while he and his best man
0:35:51 > 0:35:54set up a blessing in Ibiza that she would fly out to the next day.
0:35:54 > 0:35:58He just hadn't told his new wife that.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01What are we doing? What do I... Do I sit here?
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- I've got married.- Congratulations.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- But I haven't spent it with my bride. Shit.- I know, I'm sorry.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09I've never known anybody on their wedding day
0:36:09 > 0:36:12to fly AWAY from their bride, so you have got it tough.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15# How you like me now?
0:36:15 > 0:36:16# How you like me now? #
0:36:16 > 0:36:20The next day, word was sent to Alex to pack her bags
0:36:20 > 0:36:24and get in a cab, and it didn't take her long to guess the destination.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29I've seen the sign that it's going towards Gatwick.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36Over in Ibiza, Luke was busy finishing off the preparations
0:36:36 > 0:36:37for the blessing,
0:36:37 > 0:36:40but he was starting to have concerns over having a wedding abroad.
0:36:40 > 0:36:45Just as long as I can get everyone out here, that's when I can start...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49..making some magic.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51But there was a problem.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- RADIO TRAFFIC REPORT:- The Blackwall Tunnel southbound remains closed.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58This is causing all sorts of problems.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01We've got, like, 20 minutes, 25 minutes.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03We won't get there in 25 minutes.
0:37:03 > 0:37:07- We won't get there in 25 minutes.- We'll see.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11If they don't get on the flight, then there is no wedding.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16We've got just over ten minutes to get there.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19He wants to hope we make it there in time,
0:37:19 > 0:37:21otherwise he'll have no bride there.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- OK, I need to get...- Zone K.- Zone K.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I'm going to miss my own fucking wedding!
0:37:32 > 0:37:36The next day, Luke and his wedding guests arrived at the blessing venue
0:37:36 > 0:37:40and, despite it being one of the most complicated weddings
0:37:40 > 0:37:43ever seen on Don't Tell The Bride,
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Luke somehow pulled off his white wedding on the White Isle.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- CHEERING - Bloody hell, you sod!
0:37:54 > 0:37:57You'd think, when planning your special day,
0:37:57 > 0:38:01you'd focus on the person you love and not the things you love.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03For our grooms coming up,
0:38:03 > 0:38:07it was less of an obsession about their brides and more,
0:38:07 > 0:38:11"How can I make my hobby the focal point of this entire thing?"
0:38:11 > 0:38:15Like having to wear these on your wedding day.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19When it comes to having an all-consuming hobby,
0:38:19 > 0:38:22roller-skating meant everything to Luke.
0:38:22 > 0:38:23I love it to bits.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25It's, like, my world.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27But it wasn't Jaydene's obsession.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32She was hoping her one big day would be a day without roller-skates.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34How wrong she was!
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Your worst fear.- Oh, God!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Sorry, Luke, but I just don't want to put them on.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- You don't want to put them on?- No. - Are you going to?
0:38:46 > 0:38:49I just don't understand why he's making me
0:38:49 > 0:38:52put roller-skates on when he knows I can't skate.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56If you just try them on, cos they might feel all right once...
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Cos Dan can obviously walk next to you.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02I obviously don't want to hurt myself. That's the fear I've got.
0:39:04 > 0:39:09- Has it upset you?- It has upset me, because he's making it about him.
0:39:09 > 0:39:15He's not thought of me in it. He knows I don't do skating, he knows.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17But the fact that he knows I don't skate for a reason,
0:39:17 > 0:39:19why is he making me do it on my wedding day?
0:39:19 > 0:39:25If I have to say my vows in these, then I'm not doing it.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- Do you want to put them on and see how they feel?- Yeah.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31- All right. - Put them on, give it a go.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42I just can't understand why the frigging heck he's done this.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46I just look like a tit.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48He's got some answering to do.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51He's going to get a fucking punch in the face!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I'm fucking on my wedding day on fucking roller-skates.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57I'm going to frigging hit him!
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Where the bloody hell is he?
0:40:11 > 0:40:16- Jaydene, you need to go over to the computer.- Oh, God!
0:40:16 > 0:40:19So, if you just press this one here...
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- Where the hell is... - BEEPING
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Oh, my God!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33All right, boys, we've worked three weeks for this.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36We've put together probably the biggest wedding of the decade
0:40:36 > 0:40:39so I need you boys to be on point,
0:40:39 > 0:40:42I need you to get your speeches right, so let's go out there,
0:40:42 > 0:40:44let's get me married to the woman I love more than anything else
0:40:44 > 0:40:47and let's give her a great show.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51Let's go, boys, let's get this wedding going!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Come on!
0:40:53 > 0:40:55# Our friends are so unreasonable
0:40:55 > 0:41:00# They do the unpredictable
0:41:00 > 0:41:03# All dots and lines that speak and say... #
0:41:07 > 0:41:08I could fucking kill you!
0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Spaceman... #
0:41:14 > 0:41:18Still, that's nothing compared to our next space cadet.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21I believe aliens have been playing
0:41:21 > 0:41:24a part of human civilisation, existence
0:41:24 > 0:41:27from the beginning of time.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29They control the world and the Government
0:41:29 > 0:41:31and the Government's hiding it from us.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Yes, Liam was obsessed with aliens.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39So much so that on Liam's wedding day,
0:41:39 > 0:41:44he wanted his lady in white to have the full Men In Black experience.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Excuse me, miss, if you could come this way, please.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51So he boldly went where no groom had gone before.
0:41:51 > 0:41:56We're on a military airbase with Men In Black, we've got soldiers
0:41:56 > 0:42:01and we've got aliens - exactly what I said from the beginning.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04So I've always stuck with my thing and this is my dream.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09I thought it was going to be a nice day, though, that's the only thing.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11It's better than my planet.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15I don't suppose you've got all that global warming stuff going on.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16No, yeah.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- No.- No.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22- Oh, my God! - SIREN WAILS
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God, we're getting an escort.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Oh, my God, what is this?
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Area secure. Open the gate.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Step out of the vehicle, please.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Oh, my God, what the hell is going on?
0:43:00 > 0:43:03It's really grim, it's horrible.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I don't really want to be here on my wedding day.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Horrid, horrid, horrid!
0:43:10 > 0:43:12What was he thinking?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Despite this being light years
0:43:21 > 0:43:23from this bride's idea of a perfect wedding,
0:43:23 > 0:43:27it was a close encounter they both couldn't wait to have.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32And there wasn't a dry human eye in the house.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35Welcome, earthlings!
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Welcome to this intergalactic occasion.
0:43:39 > 0:43:45It's about sharing happiness and laughter through the good times
0:43:45 > 0:43:51and, most important, forgiving through the difficult times.
0:43:51 > 0:43:52LAUGHTER
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Difficult times... SHE GASPS
0:43:56 > 0:43:59You know, like when you introduce your new wife
0:43:59 > 0:44:02to her alien-autopsy-themed reception?
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Ohhhh, that's horrible!
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- Excuse me. - Ohhh, that's horrible, Liam!
0:44:09 > 0:44:11- Sorry.- That's disgusting.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15No... There's an alien in there!
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Eurgh, look at that!- An autopsy.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21I've been fortunate enough to experience my mind.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26This is why I can't sleep at night.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Welcome to my world.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Intergalactic, planetary
0:44:33 > 0:44:35# Planetary, intergalactic
0:44:35 > 0:44:38# Intergalactic, planetary
0:44:38 > 0:44:40# Planetary, intergalactic... #
0:44:41 > 0:44:45Please put your hands together for our brand-new bride and groom today,
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Mr and Mrs Speirs!
0:44:54 > 0:44:58Worrying about what their groom has in store for their big day
0:44:58 > 0:45:01can push some brides to their limits,
0:45:01 > 0:45:03so the hen do is the perfect opportunity
0:45:03 > 0:45:06to take a break from the stress.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Whilst it's supposed to be the girls who are letting their hair down,
0:45:09 > 0:45:14sadly often it's the grooms who are letting themselves down.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15You can see my fanny!
0:45:15 > 0:45:18No! Are you being serious?
0:45:18 > 0:45:21There are many things you can get wrong when organising a hen do...
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Is this it? Is this all I get?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26..to avoid a disappointed bride.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28How bloody mean! How mean!
0:45:28 > 0:45:33So, step one in creating the perfect hen is to be super-organised.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36So, nothing like Amy's, then.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39You haven't even had any information about a hen night or anything.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42What the hell's he doing?
0:45:42 > 0:45:46Yeah, her groom Josh forgot to tell her about her hen do
0:45:46 > 0:45:47till the very last minute.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49I've cocked up. I've cocked up.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52It was left to the best man to drop the bombshell.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56Today is your hen do. You will have to be there for 6.30.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Oh, God... It doesn't leave you with a lot of time
0:45:59 > 0:46:03- cos it's, like, three o'clock now. - I'm speechless.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06This is really short notice. This better not happen for my wedding.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10- Why has he let us know three hours before?- That's stupid.
0:46:10 > 0:46:15With just a few hours notice, Amy got her hens together
0:46:15 > 0:46:17and, after a speedy delivery of hen outfits,
0:46:17 > 0:46:19the girls were ready to hit the town.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23And, fortunately, he had organised a meal out...
0:46:23 > 0:46:24I'm not going in there dressed like this.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26..in an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28I am SO embarrassed.
0:46:28 > 0:46:32I hate buffets, I hate getting up and getting my food.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36Unfortunately, he then left them with a whopping bill.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- Does it say "free" on it?- £237.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- You're joking. - No, that can't be right.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44If this is real, I'm going to go mental.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47I didn't even want to come here and we've got to pay, like, 250 quid.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51- Oh, my God!- Cheers, Josh(!)
0:46:55 > 0:46:58The next step is to make sure you don't turn the hen do into a joke.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02- HELIUM VOICED:- I'm marrying Charlie and it's all going to be fantastic!
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Like Sean's best man did
0:47:04 > 0:47:08when he called Nicole with the dress code for her hen do.
0:47:08 > 0:47:12What do you need to wear? I don't know, summat fancy.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Yeah, fancy, yeah. Dressed up.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17# Oh, girls just want to have fun... #
0:47:17 > 0:47:20So, with their hair done and heels on,
0:47:20 > 0:47:22the girls travelled an hour into town,
0:47:22 > 0:47:24ready for a night out, only to discover...
0:47:24 > 0:47:27We're going paintballing?
0:47:27 > 0:47:29..the boys' big joke.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31I swear to God, I'm not going paintballing.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33- No, I'm not doing it. - Have you seen what we've got on?
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Do you know what's really annoyed me? Liam, "Get dressed up."
0:47:36 > 0:47:40So, basically, they just want to make a fool of us, so that's it.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43# War, huh, yeah... #
0:47:43 > 0:47:47If I had trainers and stuff on, I'd do it. I'd be in there right now.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50It's Liam that's ruined it by telling you to wear dressy clothes
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- cos we'd happily do it if we were dressed.- Exactly. I just want to go.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58That was one heinous hen do.
0:48:01 > 0:48:06The final step is to make sure the hen do isn't, well, really boring.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Spare a thought for Nicky.
0:48:08 > 0:48:12She was enjoying herself on a girlie weekend with her mum in Venice.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16He's not bad. He was good-looking and all.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20That was until her history-obsessed groom Nathan got involved.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21You look like a bit of a knob.
0:48:21 > 0:48:26He decided to spice up her holiday with a surprise history tour.
0:48:26 > 0:48:27Is this going to be boring?
0:48:27 > 0:48:31Regardless of the fact she finds history really dull.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33How quickly the tears dried!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Oh!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37What?!
0:48:37 > 0:48:41# That's amore... #
0:48:41 > 0:48:43This was the richest and most powerful city
0:48:43 > 0:48:46in the Mediterranean Sea before the discovery of America.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49This section here was built in the 15th century,
0:48:49 > 0:48:54early 15th century, 1430, and then you have the full centre arch.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57Well, I tell you, we can continue then.
0:48:57 > 0:49:01I can actually see her eyes glazing over.
0:49:01 > 0:49:05This may not impress you, but 1063 is definitely something.
0:49:05 > 0:49:10- It is something.- Imagine - 940 years old.- Yeah.- Still standing.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13Yeah, it's really something.
0:49:13 > 0:49:17And did she learn anything from Nathan's little treat?
0:49:17 > 0:49:20I have learned that I love history...
0:49:20 > 0:49:22this much.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Oh, well!
0:49:26 > 0:49:29THEY CHEER
0:49:29 > 0:49:32But Zindzi's hen do started out far from boring.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35It was all champagne and smiles at her house.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38And, as she travelled through London...
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Where are we going?
0:49:40 > 0:49:43..she had sky-high ambitions that her groom Louis
0:49:43 > 0:49:45could pull off something fabulous.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Oh, my God, we're going to The Shard!
0:49:47 > 0:49:51But hubby-to-be Louis and best man Ben had other ideas.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54We're at fucking Ben's workplace.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57- Ben works here, we're at Ben's work. - Who does he work for?
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- What does he do? - He makes fucking creams.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03- They're going to be doing what you do.- Yeah, what I do at work.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06I'm an aromatherapist production assistant.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08I make moisture creams, moisture lotions.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Whoever don't like it is ungrateful and they're spoilt.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Why are we here?!
0:50:13 > 0:50:15That'll be your bride, then.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17It takes about five minutes.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Yep, the girls were given in-depth tuition
0:50:20 > 0:50:23on how to make organic face creams.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26But the only thing on Princess Zindzi's face
0:50:26 > 0:50:28was a look of absolute boredom.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Oh, no, mine smells like shit.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36Her trip to a South London industrial estate
0:50:36 > 0:50:37did teach her one thing, though.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40Pride often comes...
0:50:40 > 0:50:42before a fall.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45This is the worst hen do ever!
0:50:46 > 0:50:51So, we've seen some of the maddest and baddest wedding ideas
0:50:51 > 0:50:54to ever grace our screens on Don't Tell The Bride.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56But what about the most dangerous?
0:50:56 > 0:50:58No, you're right, that would be stupid.
0:50:58 > 0:51:02It's not like any loving groom would want to put his blushing bride
0:51:02 > 0:51:07through actual physical danger. Not on the biggest day of her life.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Well, not unless you're these guys.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Practical joker John was determined
0:51:14 > 0:51:18to give his bride Jackie a wedding she'd never forget.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22Everything from ordering a nose-shaped cake
0:51:22 > 0:51:23because she hates her nose...
0:51:23 > 0:51:25This could make the wedding day.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29..to redecorating the wedding venue with kitten toilet seats.
0:51:29 > 0:51:34But his craziest idea was organising a skydive.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37Jackie Burns is skydiving today. Yes!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Because, on the most romantic day of your life,
0:51:39 > 0:51:42why wouldn't you throw your bride out of a plane?
0:51:42 > 0:51:46No-one will be predicting this. This looks amazing.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Come the big day, though, John's plans to send her to an airfield
0:51:49 > 0:51:52didn't quite get the reaction he wanted.
0:51:52 > 0:51:53# I predict a riot... #
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Oh, my God!
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Oh, my God, are we going in a plane somewhere?
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Oh, my God, I'm petrified of flying.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07- Oh, my God, there is...- Jackie, see if he's going to try
0:52:07 > 0:52:10and do a skydive or something, I can't do it.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16Neither can I. I can't. I can't do it.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19And her mood didn't get any better when she got inside the hangar.
0:52:19 > 0:52:24This is probably the worst possible idea...
0:52:26 > 0:52:27..for the morning of the wedding.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31I think John's an arsehole.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36With the bridesmaid in tears, Jackie had to make a decision.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39OK, I'll do it.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42What if I die? What if I actually die?
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Amazingly, John wasn't the only groom
0:52:45 > 0:52:47to have this daring and dangerous idea.
0:52:47 > 0:52:49Skydiving to a wedding -
0:52:49 > 0:52:52it's not anything that's ever been done on the airfield before.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Two years later, and adrenaline junkie Craig
0:52:57 > 0:53:00decided his childhood sweetheart Ellie should be put
0:53:00 > 0:53:03in exactly the same position as Jackie.
0:53:04 > 0:53:09The morning of her wedding, Ellie, dressed in her traditional dress
0:53:09 > 0:53:10and driven in a traditional car...
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Are we at an airport?
0:53:13 > 0:53:14Are we flying somewhere?
0:53:14 > 0:53:19..soon realised that her day was going to be anything but traditional.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23- Do you want to tell her? - Hello, Jackie.- Hi!- I'm Chris.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26- We're going to jump out of an aeroplane together.- Oh, my God!
0:53:26 > 0:53:31- Yep, her dream of a church wedding had come crashing down.- I'm scared.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34I'm really scared.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Still, a quick prayer couldn't hurt...
0:53:36 > 0:53:38for both her and her mum.
0:53:38 > 0:53:42- Are you all right?- Oh, I don't want her to go in a plane!
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Despite being horrified, Ellie made the same brave decision as Jackie
0:53:45 > 0:53:47and pulled on a parachute.
0:53:49 > 0:53:54So, with Ellie in her birdie onesie and Jackie in her jumpsuit...
0:53:56 > 0:53:59..these two women both made Don't Tell The Bride history
0:53:59 > 0:54:02as they chose to take a leap of faith...
0:54:03 > 0:54:05..in the name of love.
0:54:07 > 0:54:15# I'm going to swing from the chandelier
0:54:15 > 0:54:18# From the chandelier
0:54:18 > 0:54:24# I'm going to live like tomorrow doesn't exist... #
0:54:24 > 0:54:26HE LAUGHS
0:54:26 > 0:54:29# Like it doesn't exist
0:54:29 > 0:54:37# I'm going to fly like a bird through the night... #
0:54:37 > 0:54:39CHEERING
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Look!
0:54:50 > 0:54:52CHEERING
0:54:52 > 0:54:56# Won't look down Won't open my eyes
0:54:56 > 0:54:59# Keep my glass full until morning light
0:54:59 > 0:55:01# Cos I'm just holding on for tonight
0:55:01 > 0:55:05# Help me, I'm holding on for dear life... #
0:55:05 > 0:55:07APPLAUSE
0:55:07 > 0:55:10SHE CHEERS
0:55:12 > 0:55:16That is a feeling that you can't even put into words.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21It is absolutely amazing!
0:55:24 > 0:55:25Amazing!
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Nailed it! Nailed it, nailed it!
0:55:29 > 0:55:31I'm still going to punch him.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35That was Craig and Ellie and John and Jackie,
0:55:35 > 0:55:38two of Don't Tell The Bride's highest-flying couples.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41The grooms probably proved something we already knew -
0:55:41 > 0:55:44even though they were mad, bad and dangerous,
0:55:44 > 0:55:48it certainly would have been a lot less fun without them.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52That's it for our craziest ever moments - I hope you've enjoyed it.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55I've had an absolute blast and I'll see you next time.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59# Love is in the air
0:55:59 > 0:56:03# Love is in the air... #
0:56:03 > 0:56:06There will be loving,
0:56:06 > 0:56:09- there will be loathing...- Do I like it? Do I look like I like it?
0:56:09 > 0:56:12- And there will be shouting... - One more word!
0:56:12 > 0:56:15..on Don't Tell The Bride: Bridezillas...
0:56:15 > 0:56:17I've had enough now, Mum. This is my wedding day.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19..and Bromances.
0:56:19 > 0:56:21- Best mates.- Awww!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23I don't care. Turn that camera off.
0:56:23 > 0:56:27# You fall in love, zing-boom
0:56:27 > 0:56:30# The sky up above, zing-boom
0:56:30 > 0:56:34# Is caving in, wow-bam
0:56:34 > 0:56:37# You've never been so nuts about a guy
0:56:37 > 0:56:39# You want to laugh, you want to cry
0:56:39 > 0:56:42# You cross your heart and hope to die
0:56:42 > 0:56:46# When you fall in love. #