0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Over ten brilliant series, we've shown how to plan a wedding like no-one else.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I'm Stacey Dooley and tonight it's battle of the sexes.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- We'll see the boys buddy up... - Mate... - ..and the girls melt down.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Do I like it? Do I look like I like it?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20As we relive some of the incredible bromances...
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- I love you.- He loves me!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25..and jaw-dropping bridezilla moments.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I've had enough now, Mum. This is my wedding day.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31So brace yourselves as the grooms head off with their best men,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and the brides kick off the only way they know how.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38On this week's show, I've been given exclusive access to the Don't Tell
0:00:38 > 0:00:44The Bride archives to bring you some of their most entertaining moments.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47There'll be loving,
0:00:47 > 0:00:48there'll be loathing...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm having a panic attack.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51..and there will be fireworks.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53One more word!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55One more!
0:00:55 > 0:01:00..as the boys have three weeks and £12,000...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I should kill him and I mean that.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04..to plan the perfect day.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05I love you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09This is Don't Tell The Bride - Bridezillas and Bromances.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I don't care. I beg you, turn that camera off. No.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Let's start the show with the couple we are all-too-familiar with.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27From the moment they hit our screens,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30we just knew they were a match made in heaven.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, I'm not talking about the bride and groom.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm talking groom and best man.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38These are the bromances that swept us off our feet.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43To organise a wedding in three weeks...
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- We're talking about wedding dress, rings, suits...- Ooft.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49..you need more than a best man.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You need your brother in arms...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Hello.- Can you open up, mate? It's your partner in crime.- Certainly is.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Wa-hey!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58..to listen to your terrible ideas...
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- It needs to be a zombie apocalypse wedding.- That's stupid, Ally.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05We're talking 1970s Lycra, we're talking mothership's just landed.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07..to get the party started...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14..be there when it all goes wrong...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ah, I've saved you, baby!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19I just want to go home, man.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21..and go above and beyond.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, my God!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27..in the name of bromance.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I love you SO much!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Take Ryan and his blushing, er, best man, Matt.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You may kiss the bride.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43The bride he was supposed to be kissing was Fern.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Love you.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Love you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50But these two got so carried away, they kind of forgot that.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53When Ryan and Matt get together they do become like kids
0:02:53 > 0:02:56sometimes and it does become all about them.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58But they do need to remember that this is my big day
0:02:58 > 0:03:00that I've been dreaming of since I was a little girl,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02so they need to get it perfect.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06The wedding day might be about the bride,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08but the three weeks before...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Well, that was going to be all about these two.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's all about my last two weeks of freedom, isn't it, now?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Spending it with me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Spending it with Matty.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20My best man.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yep. These two were completely inseparable.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I feel disgusting.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You actually look disgusting, though, Matt, today.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Cheers.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33You look like you smell.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Get off.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42And when they finally got out of bed to do some venue hunting...
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Well, it wasn't long until they were kicking back again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50If me and Fern don't get married here, I think me and you should.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54MUSIC: Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Then, on Ryan's wild stag do in Prague...
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# We're all on a stag do nah nah nah nah hey
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Nah nah nah nah hey... #
0:04:03 > 0:04:05..this groom and best man marked
0:04:05 > 0:04:07their bromance with a permanent reminder.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10How do you want...? Do you want me pants off, then?
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Yep. These pair of chums got matching bum tattoos.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Aw.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26# Close to you
0:04:26 > 0:04:29# La la-la la la... #
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'll remember this weekend for the rest of me life.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# Close to you... #
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Then there was the bromance between best man Jim and groom Jonny.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48# Tell me how am I supposed to live without you? #
0:04:48 > 0:04:51They fell for each other when they met pulling pints.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Jim's one of the best guys I've ever worked with, actually.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57They're so close, Jonny even allowed Jim to
0:04:57 > 0:05:01move into his one-bedroom flat he shared with his bride, Ayca.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Jim! Oh, my God. Jim!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Please can you cover up? It's my living room.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Look at the state of this, your cigarettes, your flipping glasses...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Don't chuck my stuff everywhere.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Look at the way you've chucked everything everywhere here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Put those on now.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Apparently I'm not allowed to live here when they're married.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Basically, it's a race against time for me to try
0:05:23 > 0:05:24and win Jonny's heart.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30So with Ayca out of the picture...
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Jim knew the quickest way to Johnny's heart was through his kidneys.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35To the wedding!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And it also turned out to be the quickest way off the sofa bed.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Morning.- Morning.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I don't think Ayca'd be too happy if she knew that the first thing
0:05:48 > 0:05:50we did was go out on the town.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54She just doesn't understand how we work, but.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58In this bromance, this doting duo would do anything for each other.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Whoo!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05So when it was time to go wedding dress shopping,
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Jim had Jonny's back.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- What do you think about this? - What do you think?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Have you got a human model to model the dresses for us?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Do you even want to, like, maybe just go out and try to find someone?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Yeah, sure.- Just off the street?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Although chasing after girls to try on wedding dresses was
0:06:20 > 0:06:22all in the line of duty for this best man.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We will find someone. We will.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Excuse me.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sorry. Please, can you save my life?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Oh, yes!- Mission accomplished.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45And when Jonny was at his lowest point...
0:06:45 > 0:06:49I can't sleep! I can't sleep! The house is a mess.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Bed's broke.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Argh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57..Jim was there to pick up the pieces...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Hello, room!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01..and clean the flat for the first time ever.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07But the biggest demonstration of Jim's love for Jonny had to
0:07:07 > 0:07:09be on the wedding day.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12And he gave Ayca the ultimate present.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Now you're married and it's going to be really weird
0:07:14 > 0:07:15if I'm in your house,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I want to give you your house key back.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20And wish you all the best.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26But the course of true bromance doesn't always run as smoothly.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Especially when it involves planning a wedding on the hedonistic
0:07:30 > 0:07:32island of Ibiza.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34And gallons of booze.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Party boy Luke and his best man, Jay, met six years ago
0:07:38 > 0:07:42when they were working in a bar and it's been a bromance ever since.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I love him to bits.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47And I will do whatever I can to make sure this works.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51But organising a wedding abroad wasn't as easy as they expected.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Mate, are you coming or not?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Stressed to the max, they ended up taking it out on each other.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What are you walking off for?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, you're going to walk off again? Jay!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Knobhead. What you doing walking off, then?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06And I'm sitting here asking where you are? "Where's Jay? Where's Jay?"
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- And then you walk off.- I'm having a discussion. You're shouting.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12And then we have another discussion and you walk off again.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Stop shouting.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15I don't like it if you just walk away from me.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17We're supposed to be in this together.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18You can't walk away from me.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21We are in this together, but I've not shouted at you.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23For five years I've known you, I've never fucking...
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I wasn't shouting at you! - Look at you! Look how tense you are!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Turn into a normal person.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Turn back into the person you are and I'll speak to you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm not talking to you like this.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I don't understand what you mean.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Never, ever have me and Jay ever been like that.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43That's why there's the stress,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45because he wants to do it for Alex,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47who's the most important person in his world, and I want to do
0:08:47 > 0:08:50it for him cos he's one of the most important people in my world.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Yeah, these best mates learned not to let wedding woes come between bros.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You get the opportunity to plan a wedding,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00and I can't even do it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So of course Jay was there to give him a hug...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04But what do you know about planning weddings?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You know nothing about planning weddings.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09..and wipe away those tears.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Mate, I know it's stressful.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I didn't realise how stressful it would be.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18We just need to carry on,
0:09:18 > 0:09:19don't we?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Shake it off and keep going.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28In the end, with the support of his best mate and best man,
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Luke managed to pull off an epic Ibiza wedding.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Hell of a wedding, pal.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hell of a wedding. I just want to thank you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I just want to thank you for everything.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41I just want to say thank you, man.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Me being able to plan so much of the biggest day of your life
0:09:45 > 0:09:47has been present enough, dude.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# I'm glad you came I'm glad you came... #
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Of course, planning a wedding in just three weeks puts the groom
0:09:58 > 0:10:00and best man under serious pressure.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02But what about the bride?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Some of the unusual situations our grooms have put our brides in have
0:10:06 > 0:10:11left them thinking, "Why on Earth did I allow him to arrange this?"
0:10:11 > 0:10:15And so sometimes, the inner diva just has to come out.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Get me out of this dress, now!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Ugh, bleh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I'm not wearing this.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Even the most reasonable brides...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's like he's put a dead cat on me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28..can have bridezilla moments...
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Mum, it's not your wedding!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'm just talking.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I want to get it off. I don't like it.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'm not playing this game. I want to get it off.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38..Especially when their dream dress...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's a dirty horrible dress! It's got tears in it.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45I absolutely hate the lights. He's ruined a beautiful dress.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47..turns into a nightmare.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50She is refusing to wear it tomorrow. She's turning into bridezilla.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52She never wanted that.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55And when it came to Pippa's idea of a horrific wedding dress,
0:10:55 > 0:10:59that was just one thing that really pushed her buttons.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Well, I'm seeing lots of dresses that don't have buttons on,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04so I'm quite happy by that. I do hate buttons. I feel sick now.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Can we do this already?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Unfortunately, her groom Tony had chosen a dress with - you guessed it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Oh, my God. Look at all the buttons.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think that's really pretty and I think it's going to look gorgeous.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I know you don't like buttons, but you're not going to see them.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, but it's not like there's just ten on there...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Goes right down to the bottom.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- But you're not going to... - Mum, I'll put it on, OK?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27It's a lovely dress.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yeah, well, we'll see.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, wow. I think that's gorgeous.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41So do I, actually.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I think that is stunning.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45It's got a sparkle in that.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Oh...- Oh, God.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, what don't you like?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05My hips.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I don't think... You can't tell.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10But you keep saying that, but I can see them.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Like, I'm not stupid.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Do you want me to ring Tony
0:12:13 > 0:12:15and say that you don't want to wear the dress?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Just tell him I don't like it. - Well, it's your choice.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Like, I can ring Tony.- Yeah, but why are we having a discussion?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22I've said ring him.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27That's really spoiled, Philippa.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I asked you before we came to support me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- You don't like the dress.- Do I like it? Do I look like I like it?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- All right.- If I have to wear it, I have to wear it.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Right, I'm going to go and ring him.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38She don't like the dress, Ton.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41So, what? She's not going to wear it, or...?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I don't think she's going to wear it, no.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45She thinks it makes her hips look really big.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Ah, that's fucking ridiculous.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51With Tony's approval, Pippa swapped the dress for one without buttons.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53It's pretty.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Yeah, that is pretty.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- That's really cute.- I think it's lovely with that little thing on.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yeah. Oh, it's so pretty!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04It's quite a Sound Of Music wedding dress, don't you think?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Once the dress was right, Bridezilla was no more
0:13:10 > 0:13:13and Pippa was Pippa once again.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It doesn't help in some cases that brides aren't used to handing
0:13:16 > 0:13:18over control of anything,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21let alone their wedding dress.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Like when Alex allowed Mark to plan her wedding.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I think it's the biggest privilege I could give him is to plan my wedding
0:13:27 > 0:13:31and I think he's incredibly lucky that I trust him enough
0:13:31 > 0:13:32and love him enough
0:13:32 > 0:13:35that I've given him the opportunity to do it.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39She may have wanted a simple, elegant, 1920s style dress.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Is it anything like you imagined? - No.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45But choosing a dress for a woman who likes to wear the trousers,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Mark was on a hiding to nothing.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I hate this. I hate this.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Try it on, though. Try it on.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54It is horrible.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56It's awful. I literally am shocked.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Like, I thought he would actually get it right.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I hate it even more.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06How do you think Mark would feel?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Do you think you could compromise with this dress?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13No.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Hello.- All right, mate? Are we OK to pick another dress?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24That was just... That was a phone call that
0:14:24 > 0:14:28I've just to put up with. Yeah, obviously she doesn't like it, so...
0:14:28 > 0:14:31So Mark let Alex pick her own dress, because... Well...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Why didn't he see this one in the window?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35How could he have missed this one?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36She made him.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41I think when he sees me in the dress he'll realise how good it looks
0:14:41 > 0:14:43and actually that, yeah, I did make the right decision.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Like I always do.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48While some brides know exactly what type of dress
0:14:48 > 0:14:50they want their grooms to choose,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52others only seem to know what they don't want.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Just like Trish.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I do look like Malibu Barbie. No, I don't like any of it.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00It looks like I'm a 60-year-old woman
0:15:00 > 0:15:02trapped in a 30-year-old woman's body.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05This is not a wedding dress. It looks like it's from a charity shop.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You've definitely ruled out the net, the tulle, big meringue,
0:15:08 > 0:15:12you've ruled out fishtail, you've ruled out all the other styles.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14It's just a very confused dress.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- It doesn't know what it wants.- No.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18It's just so fussy.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What? The dress is fussy?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Just when we thought this bride would never be happy,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26she found the perfect dress.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28This is absolutely stunning.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I hope he picks something like that.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34It's got to at least live up to this, cos if it doesn't
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I think I'll kill him.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40With so many styles of dress having been ruled out by Trish,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42poor groom Kev didn't stand a chance
0:15:42 > 0:15:45when it came to her seeing the dress he'd chosen.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Beautiful!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Trish, it's lovely!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Wow!- Trish, you look stunning!
0:15:52 > 0:15:53- Why?- I just don't like it.- Why?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56It's just a stupid hoop underneath it for a start, which is,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58like, back to the 18th century.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01And look at the ridiculous shoes.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06I don't like this. It's horrible. I don't like it.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- You don't have to wear it. - I don't want it. I want it off.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You don't have to wear it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13It's the most stupid thing I've seen in my life.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- I think it's stunning, I really do.- I think it's lovely.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'll wear my own clothes.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Can't make me wear a wedding dress.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You geared yourself up to act like that anyway,
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I've got to be honest with you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28No, I'm not putting up with it! I'm not. No. No!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- And you love Kev? - I'm not so sure any more.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Her dress drama released the diva.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35But he will see tomorrow, when I'm walking down the aisle,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37he will see my face,
0:16:37 > 0:16:41and he will know that this is not the dress I want to get married in.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Do you want to sit down?- Yeah. - It's all right.- It's OK.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I'm having a panic attack.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call Kev.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I want to either do something to it or change it, that's it.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56I'm not wearing this.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm going to call him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Hello, Kev. Trisha's just tried her dress on.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And she really ain't happy with it.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08She's, like, she's in a right old state, crying.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10She's had a panic attack and everything, babe,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13so, like, can we change dress with your permission?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I've spoken to Kev.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's not good news.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23No, I'm joking.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27He said that... I'm sorry, I was only joking.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30He said that he wants you to be happy on your big day
0:17:30 > 0:17:34and of course you can change it because he wants you to feel good.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Seriously, you need to get out of this whole
0:17:37 > 0:17:40depressive thing.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Panic over, another dress was plucked from the rails which was
0:17:43 > 0:17:46pretty much perfect.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51- Wow!- Oh, my God. That is the one.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52You look stunning. Do you like it?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, it's beautiful.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Do you feel excited now? - Yeah, I actually do.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't care about anything else.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I feel like I can take on the world in this dress.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04On the big day, it all looked
0:18:04 > 0:18:07so promising as Trish arrived in her beautiful dress.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12That was until she found out that her groom Kev had decided they were
0:18:12 > 0:18:16getting married at 60,000 feet before sky-diving out of the plane.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19As far as I'm concerned, this is now Kev's day.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22It's nothing to do with us. Nothing to do with me.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24This is all about Kev.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27And we're going to go along with it, whatever Kev wants us to do,
0:18:27 > 0:18:28and then after, I'll start my life
0:18:28 > 0:18:31and we'll have to deal with the consequences.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33If choosing her dress summoned forth the inner diva...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Look, this is really silly.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38..imagine how she felt swapping it for a jumpsuit.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I don't want to walk up the carpet.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Ladies first, eh, guys?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm not jumping, by the way.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, my God!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Seb, she's not jumping, mate.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02This is the worst day of my life right now.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Kev's plan had gone down like a lead balloon.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It's gone tits up, but we've just got to get Trish and Kev
0:19:07 > 0:19:12dressed as quick as possible and try and chill 'em both out a bit.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16That's that, really. We've just got to try and save what we can.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18And with a little help from the best man,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21he managed to find a new location for the ceremony.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Just as Trish had wanted.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's the most stupidest idea you've ever had in your whole entire
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- life and it happens to be our wedding.- It's close.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I've had some bad decisions.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34No, no, this has been the worst decision you've ever made.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- What, marrying you or the...?- No.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Despite a stormy start...
0:19:39 > 0:19:40I love you.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43..they both ended up on cloud nine.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47CHEERING
0:19:47 > 0:19:50For the girls, the perfect wedding requires the perfect dress.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54But for some of the guys, it's all about the stag do.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57It's the perfect male-bonding experience.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Putting your bromance first can sometimes get you into trouble.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Especially when it comes to your stag.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Over the eight years, we've seen it all.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14There's been hugging,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16kissing,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18groping,
0:20:18 > 0:20:19and spanking.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yeah. Yeah, I feel good.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I love you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25He loves me!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28But just like there are rules for planning a wedding,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31there are also rules when it comes to planning the stag.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Well, if you want a happy bride, that is.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Argh...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# I don't care I love it... #
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Rule one. Don't spend more on your stag than the hen.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Cheers, boys!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Who can forget Luke? He had one vision for his last night of freedom.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Well, more like three nights...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Seriously, no talk of wedding, right?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's stressed me out enough, right?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I've come away for these three days to be a child.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00..as him and his mates headed off around Europe on an amusement
0:21:00 > 0:21:02park extravaganza...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Whoa!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07..costing a whopping two and a half thousand pounds.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12But you'd think if he was splashing the cash around,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15the girls' hen would have been something special,
0:21:15 > 0:21:16right?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20DOORBELL RINGS
0:21:23 > 0:21:24What on Earth is that?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Wrong.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28That's my bottle of wine.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Sadly, the only thing Luke paid for was a takeaway and leftover alcohol.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35We have pizza.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37To be fair, we're probably going to have to put some crumpets on,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39aren't we? By the end of the night.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42However, he soon had to face the music
0:21:42 > 0:21:44when he was confronted by the bridesmaids.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Where have you been?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Where have you been?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I went to Barcelona.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53You went to Barcelona!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Did two theme parks in three days.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- That's all right. We're fine. We're all good.- And we got...
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- How much did we get? £27?- £30, actually.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06£30?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Jay's going to kill you. I hope you know that.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Well, she didn't go that far.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15But she wasn't going to let him forget it.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I'm not impressed with the stag do.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20No?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23At least Luke's foreign stag do went without a hitch.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Unlike this lot.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Rule two. No man gets left behind.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37Meet groom Andy. When he planned the big day for his bride-to-be, Hannah,
0:22:37 > 0:22:40him and his mates also took the chance to plan a super
0:22:40 > 0:22:41stag in Eastern Europe
0:22:41 > 0:22:46involving a party bus, countless beers, and some topless dancing.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Standard.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Honestly, mate. You are a hero.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I could not have picked a better man.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Fellas! Cheers. Cheers there without Alex...
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Oh, God...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04But on the morning of their departure,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06hangovers were the least of their concerns.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Jason, where's my wallet?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I don't know.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13As Alex, one of the stags, had lost his passport.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15We need to leave for the airport in two hours.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17We're basically screwed.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19We need to figure out a way of getting Alex home without
0:23:19 > 0:23:21a passport.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23This is the only thing I've not organised.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's been fantastic.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27But I might not be able to go home.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31But as Alex resigned himself to an extended stay,
0:23:31 > 0:23:33groom Andy pulled a rabbit out the hat.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Well, a passport actually.- Passport.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39In the steam room.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42All his clothes, his passport, his wallet, everything,
0:23:42 > 0:23:45on the floor in the steam room like he's just evaporated.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Ah, that's what friends are for.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Rule three.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Don't turn your wedding venue into a big old party
0:23:53 > 0:23:55house like the next groom.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59# I don't look for trouble but trouble looks for me... #
0:23:59 > 0:24:04When Adam hired a fancy £5 million house for his wedding day,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06he wanted to spoil his bride.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Wow! Look at that!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10That is absolutely massive. Over the top. Huge house.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Let me pick my jaw up off the floor a minute.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Jesus, that would completely blow her mind.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Or so he said,
0:24:18 > 0:24:21but it wasn't just Lydia that Adam had in mind when he chose his venue.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- It's unbelievable.- This is what we were looking for, mate.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- Really, when you think about the wow factor.- Yeah.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You can actually be a celebrity for four days, can't we?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32People would be talking about it for months, wouldn't they?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Or would future wife Lydia be talking to Adam when she found out
0:24:35 > 0:24:40he'd moved all his mates in three days before the big do?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42And they certainly made themselves at home.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45They had a rave-up,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47got naked,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49and slapped each other's bottoms.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51All in his wedding venue.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Mm. Looks like they all got a bit carried away.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Hope their heads weren't too sore in the morning.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Rule four. If you're going to organise your own stag do,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07make sure it's everyone's cup of tea.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm going to have some cake, big time.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15History-loving Nathan ignores everyone's advice and dragged his
0:25:15 > 0:25:19friends and his future brother-in-law for a dainty afternoon tea.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23It's not going to sit well with you in the family, this.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25It's not the best start you've got off to.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I just feel weird to think I'm going to be marrying your sister,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30like, soon.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32That pales into insignificance.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35You've brought me to a cream tea in the middle of London.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39The boys hoped for D cups, but all they got were tea cups.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Everyone goes drinking, partying hard on a stag do.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48To go to a hotel and have cream tea, scones and poncey cakes...
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What a numb nut.
0:25:50 > 0:25:57# You've gotta fight for your right to party... #
0:25:57 > 0:25:59But if there's only one rule every groom
0:25:59 > 0:26:04and his best man should know, it's that what goes on tour stays on tour.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Or be prepared to face the consequences.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Meet Ahmet and his bride-to-be Daina,
0:26:11 > 0:26:14who only had one fear for her groom's stag.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16If he goes to a strip club, he knows how I'm going to react.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Make her all dance up on his lap and everything.- Oh, my gosh.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20I've lost my appetite.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Literally, my stomach just turned when you said that.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I imagined a stripper
0:26:25 > 0:26:27dancing in front of Ahmet. Don't get me angry.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29But Daina's fears were soon realised
0:26:29 > 0:26:34when, roped in by best man Nathan, Ahmet ended up in a lap dance club.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36This is one thing I did not want.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I don't know why Nathan's took me here to a strip club.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Like, I don't understand that. - Right, let's do this.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44All right, havin' a bit of fun in there, wa-hey!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Wa-hey, get in there, Sonny Jim!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oh, Ahmet got a nasty little dance, you know?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Two lovely birds shaking it like wiggle-wiggle-wiggle, you know?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Oh, yeah, they bought me...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56They all chipped together and bought me a dance but
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I just sat there and closed my eyes just like,
0:26:58 > 0:26:59"OK, you're wasting your money."
0:26:59 > 0:27:02They're all laughing, laughing, laughing.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I just want to go, man.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I want Daina.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09When Ahmet finally saw his bride on the big day,
0:27:09 > 0:27:11the stag was a distant memory.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Or so he thought.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23- Where did you go?- Went to a club.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- What club?- Boozy club.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Did you go to a strip club?
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- I didn't go to a strip club. - Were there strippers there?
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Do you know what...
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Ahmet, there were strippers there?! - Daina!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Daina. Daina. Daina!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Listen.- I don't care. I beg you, turn that camera off. No!
0:27:45 > 0:27:46There were strippers there?
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Nathan brought me there.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- There were strippers there? - Don't get twisted, Daina.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- I just want to get out the car. - I never disrespected you.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Ahmet and Daina's wedding looked like it was going to end in tears,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58no matter how much he explained...
0:27:58 > 0:28:00My defence is I got taken there
0:28:00 > 0:28:02and nothing else appeals to me but you.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05..or grovelled.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- You should know, Daina, I only have eyes for you.- I don't care.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- You should know that.- I don't care.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13The fact that, yeah, I was there, OK. I understand.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- I understand fully.- Whatever. Can we just do this?
0:28:15 > 0:28:17All right.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20But then Daina saw the banquet he'd laid on for her.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25This is my designing. What do you think?
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Yes! You like our chairs?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I'm shocked.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32This is us.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- Like I said, you're my queen, do you know?- You didn't do this.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38I didn't do this? I didn't do this?
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- No, you didn't.- Yes, I did.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44I did do it! Oh, my gosh!
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Everything here is my creation.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49This is really nice. It's really, really nice.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I still don't believe you, though.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- I think I deserve a kiss on the cheek.- Don't you... No, you don't.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Come on.- And all was forgiven.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59You done amazing.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02I couldn't have planned it better.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04How do you feel about the kiss?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06You earned more than a kiss.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Oh!- But that's not for the cameras.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Uh-huh. Yep.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Just a second.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15When it comes to the perfect wedding,
0:29:15 > 0:29:17sometimes it's not just the bride who
0:29:17 > 0:29:20can demonstrate prima donna tendencies.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Yeah, when the bride is just going with the flow,
0:29:22 > 0:29:25sometimes it's the mother who can't hold back.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Mum. Yep.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31I'm-I'm just filming, so can I call you back?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34James, it's your mother-in-law.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35Oh, hello, mother-in-law.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38When it comes to ensuring their little girl...
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Mum, what is that?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Mum, what is that? Mum, what is that?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43..has a very special day.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47I will turn into the mother-in-law from hell
0:29:47 > 0:29:49if he messes up.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Most loving mothers find it impossible to keep shtoom.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Shitburger!
0:29:55 > 0:29:56This is absolute shit.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59And no-one knows how to lay down the law...
0:29:59 > 0:30:01What is he playing at?
0:30:01 > 0:30:03I can't pretend I'm happy cos I'm not.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05..like a mother-in-law.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09Just do as your future mother-in-law tells you, Dan, OK?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12# Mother-in-law... #
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Remember when Luke was left in charge of Ellis's wedding?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Her mum, Dee, had her concerns.
0:30:19 > 0:30:20You baby doll.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Luke is so laid back
0:30:21 > 0:30:26that I do worry that he might not be able to pull it off.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Even when he nailed the wedding dress...
0:30:28 > 0:30:31ALL: Aw!
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- I love it. I love it.- Yeah? - Yeah.- Are you proud of him?- Yeah.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38..he didn't stay in the good books for long.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- What about a veil? Are you allowed a veil?- Yeah.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43THEY GASP
0:30:43 > 0:30:46ALL: Shut up! No way!
0:30:46 > 0:30:50No way! That's fucking horrible! It's awful.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Are you having us on?
0:30:51 > 0:30:53I'm not.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56The money he's spent on that dress, it's wasted now,
0:30:56 > 0:30:58cos it looks a twat.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- Oh, don't get upset. - You're all being horrible.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- We're not being horrible. We're being honest.- You're being horrible. Make me feel like shit.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13You go and have a look. Tell me you think that looks nice.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Yeah, it might not look nice but there's obviously a point to it,
0:31:16 > 0:31:18do you know what I mean? It's fun.
0:31:18 > 0:31:19I don't see you laughing.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24But he has dropped a big bollock with that veil.
0:31:24 > 0:31:29Why bother with the gown, the traditional beautiful gown -
0:31:29 > 0:31:33why bother to stick that on your fucking head?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35From one tough mother to another!
0:31:38 > 0:31:39When Anthony married Lauren,
0:31:39 > 0:31:42he decided to do a comic book theme wedding.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46I want to go superhero, super villain, comic book.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Unfortunately, his arch-comic-book nemesis turned out to be
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Lauren's rather protective mother, Carolyn.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56My princess daughter deserves a princess wedding.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Hello, darling.- Hello, Mummy.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03I just hope that Ant gets it right, cos I wouldn't like to see my
0:32:03 > 0:32:06daughter upset and I don't think he'd like to see me upset.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10Yikes! So when Anthony's alternative wedding invitations turned up...
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Oh, my God! I knew it.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15..he went from superhero to big fat zero.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18I don't think he'll say anything, actually.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Cos it's comic theme,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21and we all knew it was going to be comic theme.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25And if he makes a laughing stock of her and the wedding's comic theme,
0:32:25 > 0:32:27I shall kill him and I mean that.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Things didn't get any better
0:32:34 > 0:32:39when her little princess bride hated her wedding dress.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Oh, God. No.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50So this mother-in-law to be...
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Why should you make a compromise, because Ant's been a stupid dick?
0:32:54 > 0:33:00..mustered her mummy superpowers and read Anthony the riot act.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- Hello.- 'I'm afraid the dress'
0:33:02 > 0:33:05on Lauren, it just really wasn't what she, um,
0:33:05 > 0:33:07'sort of envisaged herself in.'
0:33:07 > 0:33:10What? For fuck's sake.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16'I don't know what we're going to do because I haven't got'
0:33:16 > 0:33:18the cash left. I've got £650.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- Well, we'll have to go in and find a dress for £650.- OK.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24All right. Cool. All right. Bye.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31'It's a mistake that's caused a lot of heartache and grief'
0:33:31 > 0:33:34and we're running out of time and my daughter gets married tomorrow.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37And I can't sew.
0:33:38 > 0:33:39Now we're proper fucked.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42The bridal shop won't give a refund, cos that's not what they do.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45So I've got to find a dress for £650,
0:33:45 > 0:33:47which is going to be impossible.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49So I don't know what do.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53Mother knowing best is one thing, but what about a mum who's been
0:33:53 > 0:33:57dreaming about her daughter's big day for 23 years?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's every girl's dream.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Spare a thought for Nicola and Nathan,
0:34:01 > 0:34:03because when it came to their wedding,
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Nicola's mum knew exactly what she wanted.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09It's not only Nicky's hopes and dreams,
0:34:09 > 0:34:13it's my hopes and dreams over the last 20...20 years.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16What if I don't like it and you do?
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- Then I'm the bride. - HER MUM LAUGHS
0:34:18 > 0:34:19What I say goes.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- What you say goes?- Yeah.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Everything.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Everything depends on this day.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Everything.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30World peace, global warming -
0:34:30 > 0:34:32everything.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Early signs weren't good
0:34:33 > 0:34:37when she found out it might not be the church wedding she'd hoped for.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39I ain't happy, Nick.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43This is the biggest day, one of the biggest days of your life.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46- Yeah, but the day...- I've tried to keep my feelings to myself,
0:34:46 > 0:34:50so not to upset you and not to wind you up, and that,
0:34:50 > 0:34:53but really, already you're saying a register office.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55I don't know if it is or not.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59I'm sorry, no, you may as well get married in a pub car park
0:34:59 > 0:35:00or in a public outdoor,
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- as get married in a register office. - I don't know.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry, now.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08I just don't agree with it.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09# It's wonderful... #
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Nicola's mum always dreamt of going to Paris to choose her
0:35:12 > 0:35:15daughter's dress, so this trip was bound to cheer her up.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17- HORN HONKS - Oh, it's awful.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20You look like one of those ten-pins. I'm sorry.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21It's awful. I'm sorry.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25'I've built up to be such a dream'
0:35:25 > 0:35:30that I really don't think the dress I imagined exists.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Whose dress?
0:35:32 > 0:35:35If that dress was total ballerina-style to the floor,
0:35:35 > 0:35:36then sticky-out,
0:35:36 > 0:35:38with lots of diamantes on,
0:35:38 > 0:35:42and then some sort of diamante trim here,
0:35:42 > 0:35:45with perhaps a brooch there - a diamante brooch -
0:35:45 > 0:35:48to pick up the sparkle, and then the crown.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51That would be the perfect dress.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Quite specific, then.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58It's huge.
0:36:01 > 0:36:02You don't like it?
0:36:03 > 0:36:04No?
0:36:04 > 0:36:05No.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07No, I don't.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09I'm sorry, no.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13So, the hunt for mum's dream diamante dress continued.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16I like the one in the window with the bow.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18No detail?
0:36:18 > 0:36:21With, you know, the diamante and that.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Absolutely lovely.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32It's...
0:36:34 > 0:36:35It's classic.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Hmm, but where are the diamantes?
0:36:38 > 0:36:41But couldn't you have, as well, just...?
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Here's Mum with the diamantes. Let's go.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Just something diamante there for a...
0:36:46 > 0:36:47In the middle of the bow?
0:36:47 > 0:36:51Yeah, like a little brooch or something, and then...
0:36:51 > 0:36:52It's both our dresses.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54See? She could compromise.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58When it came to the day to reveal the real dress, Mum was feeling positive.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59I'm not going to like it.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03She's going to look like a loo-roll holder.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13OK, Mum.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- Oh, it's the best dress ever. - It's stunning.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21It's stunning.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24MUSIC: All About You by McFly
0:37:24 > 0:37:29'When I saw the dress, it was perfect.'
0:37:29 > 0:37:32'He just knows her through and through,'
0:37:32 > 0:37:34and he knows...
0:37:34 > 0:37:36He also knows me.
0:37:36 > 0:37:40He must do, because that was my dream dress.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41Whose dress?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44# It's all about you
0:37:44 > 0:37:46# It's all about... #
0:37:49 > 0:37:51When it came to the big day,
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Mum didn't get her dream church,
0:37:53 > 0:37:56but she did realise whose wedding it really was.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58I suppose I was jealous -
0:37:58 > 0:38:00jealous in a way.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04I was handing her over and it just broke my heart, really,
0:38:04 > 0:38:07but she doesn't need me any more. She's...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09She's going to rely on Nathan.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12'In fact, I'm so proud. I really am.'
0:38:12 > 0:38:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:17 > 0:38:19GLASS CHIMES
0:38:19 > 0:38:22The best best men are helpful, supportive,
0:38:22 > 0:38:25and above all, always there for the groom,
0:38:25 > 0:38:27but sometimes, just sometimes,
0:38:27 > 0:38:30there are a few bromances that don't go that smoothly.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Who can forget Sean and his best man Liam?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37These two might have been childhood friends,
0:38:37 > 0:38:39but when it came to planning the wedding,
0:38:39 > 0:38:43the boys were definitely not singing from the same hymn sheet,
0:38:43 > 0:38:44or spell book.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49So, I want the wedding to be, like, a Harry Potter theme wedding.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51'I'm a really big Harry Potter fan.'
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Like that... Definitely stuff like that.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- Do you know what I mean? - To be honest with you,
0:38:56 > 0:38:59I don't really like wizards and witches and whatnot.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02I'm more of a sport guy, and I've not got a clue, wizards and witches.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03I never watch films on stuff like that.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Cauldron.- Cauldron?- Caul-dron.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Caul-dron...
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Sean wanted a forest setting for his wizard wedding,
0:39:11 > 0:39:14but when Liam tried to help, it fell on deaf ears.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16People will be wearing high heels.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18They can't get nettled. They'd have bare skin.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Well, I'd obviously sort, like, some of the things out.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Right, are you going to come and do some manual labour?
0:39:24 > 0:39:28Cos let's face it, you can do anything manual. Can you?
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Despite these big trees in the way it'll be all right.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- They won't be a problem. - Are you going to cut them down?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36With your help, yeah.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Right, there, we could sit in, like, a circle,
0:39:38 > 0:39:41and then, like, we could have, like, the thing, like, here.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43And then, like, the owl...
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Like, the owl can fly up, like, in. Do you know what I mean?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48It's too much, this, isn't it?
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Why?
0:39:50 > 0:39:53I think that we'll have to keep looking for different venues.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56And when it came to a little bit of "wedmin",
0:39:56 > 0:39:59there was always going to be one winner in Liam's mind.
0:39:59 > 0:40:00A full day of planning.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Not a cat in hell's chance.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Manchester City - the title, the title challenge.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08At this moment in time, it shouldn't be the main thing on his mind,
0:40:08 > 0:40:11cos it's me getting married and stuff, you know what I mean?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13I support Liverpool, who is in the title race,
0:40:13 > 0:40:15and I've waited all my life for this race,
0:40:15 > 0:40:17so I won't be missing any football -
0:40:17 > 0:40:19that's a fact, regardless of who's getting married.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22But boys being boys, they did make up in the end.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- Best back best mates now, aren't we? - Best mate.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Oh, hug it out, you two. That's better.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30MUSIC: You're My Best Friend by Queen
0:40:30 > 0:40:34Our next groom, Navy man Andrew, wanted to plan his wedding
0:40:34 > 0:40:36with military precision,
0:40:36 > 0:40:38but his best man Neil...
0:40:38 > 0:40:41- Get out the way. You disgust me, you sick...- You may kiss the bride!
0:40:41 > 0:40:42..just wanted to have a laugh.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47IN SQUEAKY VOICE: My mum said I'm not allowed to open the door.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49You doughnut, open up!
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Hello.- Oh! - WATER SQUIRTS
0:40:51 > 0:40:55# Oh, you're my best friend... #
0:40:55 > 0:40:57And Neil's goofy sense of humour
0:40:57 > 0:41:00didn't always help this stressed-out groom.
0:41:00 > 0:41:05I know he's trying to make me laugh and keep me happy,
0:41:05 > 0:41:07but it's not, at the minute, because of how important this is.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09No matter how hard he tried...
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Andrew!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12..and tried...
0:41:12 > 0:41:13Yes, darling.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15I'm going to have a heart attack, I swear.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16..and tried...
0:41:16 > 0:41:21Hey, Andrew, as it's your birthday, I bought you a balloon.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23..Neil never quite hit the mark.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25MUSIC: Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex
0:41:25 > 0:41:26Come on.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28# Where did you come from? Where did you go? #
0:41:28 > 0:41:29It's your birthday.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32You're right, it's my birthday. I'm 28 years old.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33Come on!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Andrew, come on. Go on, get up.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Get off of me.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41However, for the ultimate bromance that didn't quite go to plan,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43look no further than when musician Martin
0:41:43 > 0:41:47planned a heavy metal wedding for bride Terri.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Here's to Terri.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51His best man Ben took wedding planning more personally
0:41:51 > 0:41:53than we'd ever seen before.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55I'm really excited about everything.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59I feel I can just put everything I've got into this for these guys.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04But unfortunately, Ben's keenness sometimes worked against him.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- What's going on?- It's meant to be me and you looking for a venue.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08That's what it's meant to be,
0:42:08 > 0:42:12- and it's like...- It's meant to be me finding a venue and you helping.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15And it all came to a head
0:42:15 > 0:42:18in one unforgettable Don't Tell The Bride moment.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23Never had two guys argued about a wedding venue like this.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25It hasn't got the same feel as the Corn Exchange.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Something like that. - Do you not get a good feeling here?
0:42:28 > 0:42:29I do, but not the same.
0:42:29 > 0:42:33Get your head in the fact that it needs to be a big metal show.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- It needs to do a concert. - We could do that here.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36I'm sorry but this place is perfect.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39What would Terri think when she pulled up in front of here?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Sorry, guys.- Just trying to pull a wedding out the bag for you guys.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43What do you think I'm trying to do?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45All you're thinking about is your ego, Martin.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Ben! I'm going to punch you in a minute if you carry on.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- Look at the state of you. - Right, I'm going to walk away,
0:42:50 > 0:42:54- because I'm really going to just take your head off.- Really?
0:42:54 > 0:42:55I'm sure Terri would be so chuffed
0:42:55 > 0:42:59- with the effort you're making right now.- Ben, right...
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Martin... - MARTIN YELLS
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Come here. Come here.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08One more word! One more word.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Come on.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11One more word, mate.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Mention Terri again!
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Terri's my mate, Martin, as well. Look at what you're doing.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Look at what you're doing.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20I'm only thinking of those two.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23I'm not saying they should get married at Corn Exchange.
0:43:23 > 0:43:27I'm just wanting them two to have an amazing wedding.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30I feel like Ben just wasn't letting up about the Corn Exchange.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32He's kind of got his heart set on that.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35At the end of the day, it's my wedding.
0:43:35 > 0:43:36It's Terri's wedding,
0:43:36 > 0:43:41and I've got to think of what I want and what Terri wants,
0:43:41 > 0:43:45and as much as Ben thinks he knows what Terri wants,
0:43:45 > 0:43:47I'd like to think I know a bit better.
0:43:47 > 0:43:52I don't know if I'm the best man any more, after what's just happened.
0:43:57 > 0:44:02Bad things I said, and I do regret what I did,
0:44:02 > 0:44:04but you wound me up.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08I am apologising for lashing out at each other and that.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10I don't expect you to apologise.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- I know we've both got loads of shit going on.- I want to apologise.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16I hate that I did that because that's just not something I'd do to
0:44:16 > 0:44:18a friend like you.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20I'm sorry, Ben. I shouldn't have lashed out, man.
0:44:20 > 0:44:25It's just everything's getting a bit frustrating,
0:44:25 > 0:44:27and I really want to get excited about something
0:44:27 > 0:44:30and it kind of dampened me a little bit.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33That's the last thing I want to do.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35- We could have both dealt with that a lot better.- You reckon?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37I know, yeah. Just a little bit.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39I think we dealt with it quite well.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- Are we good, mate?- Yeah, we're good.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Despite the constant clashes,
0:44:46 > 0:44:49the wedding day went ahead without a hitch.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52MUSIC: Everlong by Foo Fighters
0:45:01 > 0:45:05# If everything could ever feel this real forever
0:45:07 > 0:45:11# If anything could ever be this good again
0:45:13 > 0:45:16# The only thing I'd ever ask of you
0:45:16 > 0:45:18# You gotta promise not to stop when I say when... #
0:45:18 > 0:45:20And with Ben by his side,
0:45:20 > 0:45:24Martin finally said "I do" to his bride Terry.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25It is my very great pleasure
0:45:25 > 0:45:29to pronounce you husband and wife together,
0:45:29 > 0:45:30so if you'd like to kiss...
0:45:30 > 0:45:33CHEERING, WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:36 > 0:45:40We've all heard the saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned",
0:45:40 > 0:45:43but if this show has taught us anything,
0:45:43 > 0:45:45it's hell actually hath no fury like a woman
0:45:45 > 0:45:48who has zero control over her own wedding,
0:45:48 > 0:45:52and when the groom isn't around, an unhappy bride can take it out
0:45:52 > 0:45:54on anyone that gets in the way -
0:45:54 > 0:45:58even, as it turns out, those closest to her.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Take bride Pippa - before her big day,
0:46:00 > 0:46:04she took to dropping a few subtle hints to her sister Vicky.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Well, not so subtle.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09The bridesmaids' dress -
0:46:09 > 0:46:14I really would like you to have a very plain, simple dress,
0:46:14 > 0:46:17with preferably no sparkle, and straps.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22- Well, that's just...- And I would like you to remember what I want
0:46:22 > 0:46:25when you go looking for dresses, rather than what you want.
0:46:25 > 0:46:26No, it would be a case of what looks best.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29What I'm asking you is to think of my feelings when you're picking it.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31I'm not going to pick something you'd hate.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34It doesn't matter, cos Tony gets overall say, and he won't let you.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Well, this is a silly conversation, then, isn't it?
0:46:39 > 0:46:40Well, you can't exactly refuse to wear it,
0:46:40 > 0:46:42cos then you're refusing to be a bridesmaid,
0:46:42 > 0:46:45and you're not going to do that to me - I know you're not.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- You're so aggressive.- Was I?
0:46:48 > 0:46:50Because I know you're going to go out and pick a really sparkly,
0:46:50 > 0:46:54- big, strapless dress that's going to...- But that...
0:46:54 > 0:46:56I'm not intentionally going to pick anything.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59If it was your wedding, I'd do as I was told.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- You're so aggressive. You're like the bride from hell.- Why am I?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Cos you are.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Vicky, just pick a dress that's plain with straps.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11It's as simple as that.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15Pippa may have taken a direct approach to getting her own way,
0:47:15 > 0:47:17but others went for a more... THEY SCREAM
0:47:17 > 0:47:21Well, just screaming and shouting, really.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Who can forget Hannah?
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Even before the first week was done,
0:47:25 > 0:47:27she wanted answers and she wanted them now.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30People are going mad about these bloody invitations -
0:47:30 > 0:47:32where it is, when it is. It's well stressing me out.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Why hasn't he'd done it already?
0:47:34 > 0:47:36I don't know.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Well, speak to him.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41So, with the bride's words still ringing in her ears,
0:47:41 > 0:47:44- bridesmaid Sarah was dispatched. - How are you?- Hi, how are you doing?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47I've been brought by the bitch of the bitchest of the bitches.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48Is she kicking off?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51- SHE SIGHS - She's kicking off like mad, mate.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53- Really? Why? - She's, like, nearly crying,
0:47:53 > 0:47:55cos you haven't done the invitations.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57We've done one week. Tell her to trust me.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59- Trust you?- OK?- Right.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01And that's it. Nothing else.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Well, I asked him about the invitations,
0:48:03 > 0:48:05and he said, just trust him.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07They can't be arsed doing it any more.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Fucking people can't be fucking arsed doing one thing for me.
0:48:11 > 0:48:12He's got three weeks to do them.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15He can't do, in one week, invitations? It's hardly...
0:48:18 > 0:48:19Hello? It's my wedding!
0:48:19 > 0:48:22Do you not think I've got enough stress on me at the moment
0:48:22 > 0:48:24without people moaning to me?
0:48:27 > 0:48:30Hannah might have shot the messenger at this time,
0:48:30 > 0:48:32but it was a sign of things to come.
0:48:36 > 0:48:41The day before the wedding, the wrong shoes sent her into a spin.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45They are dead, Deidre.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47Wear them? Right, I'm not wearing them.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54- I'm not wearing these shoes. - STIFLED LAUGHTER
0:48:54 > 0:48:55They're fucking hideous.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57- I think they're nice. - Are you lying?
0:48:57 > 0:49:00- I'm not lying.- Don't lie. Two pairs of minging shoes.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02What a waste of money. Arse.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04I think these are sexy.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06- They're not sexy. - Hannah, please, try them on.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09£55 for them? You are fucking joking me.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Take them bloody back. - SHE GROWLS
0:49:11 > 0:49:13- Oh, my God. - THEY LAUGH AT HER
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Well, now, I'm in a bad mood, now.
0:49:15 > 0:49:19I don't care about the dress, now that I've got minging shoes.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Hannah!
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Hi, Andy, it's Kiera.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face?
0:49:25 > 0:49:30Hannah is really, really fuming with them shoes, Andy. She hates them.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32- The shoes?- They've got a stain on. - Yeah, the...
0:49:32 > 0:49:33Which ones? There's two pairs.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36Both of them, Andy. She said they're awful.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38- Like bridezilla, you are. - I want new ones today!
0:49:38 > 0:49:40She said she wants new ones today.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42And a tiara, and a veil, today.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Look how pretty you look,
0:49:44 > 0:49:48and you're just behaving like a little spoilt brat.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes!
0:49:53 > 0:49:55He liked them shoes.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59No, but the woman says I need shoes now to sort the dress out,
0:49:59 > 0:50:02so I need my shoes now.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06Well, bring him back and tell him I need the shoes now.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Tell him Hannah's screaming, "I want my shoes now!"
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Well, tell her I'm not a fricking magician.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14He's not a fucking magician. He's got to run round.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15Well, what an idiot.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Why buy hideous shoes?
0:50:17 > 0:50:19- 'Tell her to stop stressing.'- £55?
0:50:19 > 0:50:21You're not even going to be able to see the shoes.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23- Yeah, I know.- I'll get her a new pair. Tell her to stop stressing
0:50:23 > 0:50:26and look forward to the frigging wedding.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28All right? Tell her I'm not impressed with this at all.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31- I'm not putting them on my feet. - You don't have to.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33- Well, you have to put... If they're three inches.- No, I'm not.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35I'm not putting them on my feet.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39SHE CHUCKLES
0:50:39 > 0:50:41It's a pair of stupid shoes
0:50:41 > 0:50:43that no-one's going to see under her dress.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Hannah wasn't the only bride to get stressed out before the wedding
0:50:46 > 0:50:49and take it out on the people around her.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Remember bride Vicky and her sister Helen?
0:50:52 > 0:50:55With only three days until the wedding,
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Vicky got her sister to call groom Nick
0:50:57 > 0:50:59to ask about the missing invitations.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01You're going to get your invite tomorrow.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04- And what's his excuse for taking so long?- Definitely. Just hang on.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Everybody else is going to get theirs on Wednesday.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09The reason it's took so long is not Nick's fault. There was a...
0:51:09 > 0:51:12- They've had to get them specially made.- It's bullshit, that.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14You don't send invitations out a day before to your guests.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16But that's not his fault. There's been a problem.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Then you come up with an alternative.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21- He's paid to have them specially made.- No, I'm not having it.
0:51:21 > 0:51:22No, I don't believe that for one second.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Whether you believe it or not, that's what he said,
0:51:25 > 0:51:26- so don't shoot the messenger. - Where's mine?
0:51:26 > 0:51:30- Who's doing mine? Hallmark as well? - You're getting yours specially made.
0:51:30 > 0:51:31Yours is different from everyone else's.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33- And who's making it in Australia? - I don't know.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37- Mailing it by fucking pigeon? - LAUGHTER
0:51:37 > 0:51:39He's an idiot. I'm just going to the bathroom.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43Oh, she's just overreacting.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46I think you should just ring him and tell him I'm not coming.
0:51:46 > 0:51:47Tell him.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Unless there's a real reason as to why these invitations haven't
0:51:50 > 0:51:54gone out and they're not going out till Wednesday. It's not on.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- I've just given you the real reason. - No, that-that-that's not even real.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00That is a load of lies. That's pathetic.
0:52:00 > 0:52:01Ring him up now and tell him
0:52:01 > 0:52:04if them invitations don't go out tonight, there won't be a wedding.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07- But he might not physically have them.- Ring him now and tell him,
0:52:07 > 0:52:09cos I'm not coming. I don't care.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11What's so funny? What's so funny?
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Cos he's not going to be able to do it.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15You ring him and tell him now or I will not be there.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18I've had enough now, Mum. This is my wedding day.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20It's not a joke any more.
0:52:20 > 0:52:23Why didn't you say to him, Helen? That's not good enough.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25You're supposed to be helping me here, Helen.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Right, he physically cannot get them out any sooner.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31You don't send invitations out 24 hours before.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33You can't do this to people.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35It's wrong.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38I don't even want to get married now, because it's just a sham.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41You don't mess people about like that.
0:52:41 > 0:52:42So has he got them there now?
0:52:42 > 0:52:44I don't know.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47- He must.- See, you were supposed to ring up and ask all this.
0:52:47 > 0:52:48Are you thick?
0:52:50 > 0:52:51What do you do, just have a laugh
0:52:51 > 0:52:54- and joke on the phone, Helen? - Obviously. Obviously, I am,
0:52:54 > 0:52:56so, you can ring him yourself.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58The invites did eventually arrive,
0:52:58 > 0:53:02and on the big day, Victoria was made to feel like a queen.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05MUSIC: Paradise by Coldplay
0:53:05 > 0:53:08# Para para paradise
0:53:08 > 0:53:12# Para para paradise
0:53:12 > 0:53:15# Para para paradise
0:53:15 > 0:53:17# Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
0:53:17 > 0:53:19# Oh-oh-oh
0:53:19 > 0:53:21# Whoo-ooh-ooh.... #
0:53:21 > 0:53:24I've missed you so much.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26- I love you.- I love you too.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29- Do you like the place?- I love it. - CHEERING
0:53:29 > 0:53:31She's just so happy and I'm just so made up for her,
0:53:31 > 0:53:33cos she really deserves this happiness,
0:53:33 > 0:53:37so, yeah, definitely, she is like Queen Royal now.
0:53:37 > 0:53:41Weddings are a stressful time for a bride, especially when you've
0:53:41 > 0:53:45got no control, so it's little wonder they have their moments.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48Thankfully, you can always count on your bridesmaids
0:53:48 > 0:53:50to get you through it.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Despite the tears and tantrums,
0:53:53 > 0:53:57our boys and their bromances managed to pull off some truly amazing
0:53:57 > 0:53:58weddings together,
0:53:58 > 0:54:01and although there may have been a few bumps along the way,
0:54:01 > 0:54:05they somehow managed to turn some not-so-happy brides
0:54:05 > 0:54:07into some very happy ones.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09See you next time.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Oh, my God.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18SHE GASPS
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Oh...
0:54:20 > 0:54:23- SHE GASPS - Ah, you've got fish on the tables!
0:54:23 > 0:54:25LAUGHTER
0:54:25 > 0:54:28LAUGHTER AND SCREAMING
0:54:28 > 0:54:31I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Oh, my God. Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:54:34 > 0:54:37- This is amazing. - I can't believe you done all this.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39It's absolutely stunning.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41It's fab. Alice will love it.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43She'll absolutely love it.
0:54:43 > 0:54:48I'm so proud of him for making Nicky's day so special.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52- Am I your knight in shining armour? - Always.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55- Your Prince Charming? - Always, dear.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Everything was perfect.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Couldn't have asked for anything else.
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Ooh...
0:55:01 > 0:55:03I'm so happy.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Absolutely amazing job. Mwah.
0:55:06 > 0:55:07He's pulled it out the bag
0:55:07 > 0:55:10and everything's just been absolutely perfect.
0:55:15 > 0:55:16- Cheers.- Thank you. Mwah!
0:55:17 > 0:55:19So what do you reckon to wedding planning?
0:55:19 > 0:55:21- A piece of piss?- Yeah.
0:55:21 > 0:55:25- Wedding planning...done. - LAUGHTER
0:55:31 > 0:55:36He's done a better job than I possibly would have, maybe.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39I just think he's actually done a much better job than me.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44- Perfect day.- Awesome.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46- Perfect!- Perfect and awesome.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48- Awesomely perfect. - Awesomely perfect.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50I'm happy with that.
0:55:50 > 0:55:51- Did you like it?- Oh...
0:55:53 > 0:55:55I haven't quite mentioned to Amanda yet that you
0:55:55 > 0:55:57- want to come on the honeymoon. - You'd better do it soon.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I'm not sure how she's going to take it.
0:55:59 > 0:56:00Next time,
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Don't Tell The Bride celebrates its ten wonderful series
0:56:03 > 0:56:07by looking back over the past eight years,
0:56:07 > 0:56:09as we relive the highs...
0:56:09 > 0:56:12- SCREAMING - Oh, my God!
0:56:12 > 0:56:13..the lows...
0:56:13 > 0:56:14My heel is broken!
0:56:14 > 0:56:16I'm a boy. I don't know what I'm doing.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18..and the most memorable moments.
0:56:18 > 0:56:21I really want to feel really bad for this.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Fucking phone!
0:56:22 > 0:56:23Can today get any worse?
0:56:23 > 0:56:27- Game over. End of. - The whole day has been ruined.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29MUSIC: Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# Here is the church and here is the steeple
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# We sure are cute for two ugly people
0:56:34 > 0:56:38# I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- # But you - The pebbles forgive me
0:56:42 > 0:56:44# The trees forgive me
0:56:44 > 0:56:47# So why can't you forgive me?
0:56:47 > 0:56:51# I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
0:56:53 > 0:56:55- # But you - But you. #