Amy & Josh

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06- From the depths of the earth to the crests of the mountains... - My legs have gone weird.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09..these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13£12,000...

0:00:13 > 0:00:14LAUGHTER

0:00:14 > 0:00:18- ..and just three weeks... - I love that girl. I love her.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, my God! What's he done?

0:00:23 > 0:00:24He just took my dress!

0:00:24 > 0:00:28These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- I hate it. - ..but have no say in their big day.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Is it just going to all be last-minute and just rubbish?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Where did he get green from?

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Just leave me to drown!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- ..vanquish dragons...- Oh, God!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Do as your future mother-in-law tells you!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51..and conquer all before them?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- SCREAMING - Get out of my pub!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Or will they be...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58SCREAMING ..defeated?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm not doing it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Tonight, laid-back last-minute groom Josh...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late, boys!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09..plans a big beach wedding abroad...

0:01:09 > 0:01:11We just want to talk about our wedding. Not OUR wedding.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14..for his bride-to-be, Amy...

0:01:14 > 0:01:18I hope he's not just had a stupid idea. I will be fuming.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21..while all she dreams of is a traditional day much closer to home.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24This is what I want, definitely. Definitely, definitely.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Will his plans take flight?

0:01:26 > 0:01:30We have nothing - in Spain, sweating, panicking.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Will his bride get on board with his big ideas?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I'm not going in there dressed like this!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Or will his fantasy fiesta...

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- A bit of wet don't hurt nobody. - ..turn into a fiasco?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Anywhere but here would have been great.

0:01:54 > 0:01:5824-year-old Josh and 27-year-old Amy from Leicester

0:01:58 > 0:02:01fell for each other three years ago.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04But the crucial first meeting was a long time coming.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06We grew up round the same area.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We must have, like, just missed each other or something.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Like, every day for 15 years. - Never met at all.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17Finally, fate intervened, with a bit of help from public transport.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- We met on the bus. - On the 85 bus.- On the 85 bus.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24And I just said, "Oh, who's that? I quite like the look of him."

0:02:24 > 0:02:25SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Amy thought her fellow passenger was just the ticket

0:02:28 > 0:02:30and she was soon running to catch him.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Amy was chasing me.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Within, like, half an hour, she says, "Here's my phone number."

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I WAS pretty forward like that.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41# The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed... #

0:02:41 > 0:02:44There was just one problem. Josh was already married.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46To his music.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50There's, like, no feeling in the world like being in a band.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Before I met Amy, music was my passion.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Saturday nights, going and gigging. I didn't worry about anything.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00A carefree rock-and-roll life was all Josh wanted.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Until he fell for Amy.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I gave up the band just for the fact that

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I knew as soon as I met Amy I wanted to do everything to make Amy happy.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11So, Josh settled down and abandoned his rock star dreams,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14and five months ago, baby Poppy was born.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Who's that?! Daddy?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20And for the first time in his life, he's had to embrace responsibility.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I do clean up.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24It's just that I don't do a very good job at cleaning up.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26The problem is, he's terrible at it.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28He's not organised at all.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30She says, "Oh, can you just do Poppy's bottles for me?"

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And she's walked in and went like that -

0:03:33 > 0:03:34"You can't ever do it right. Move."

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Now, he just doesn't touch them. Stays away.- Yeah.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- That's it. - I'm not allowed near them.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42And it's not just around the house he can't be trusted.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- I run out of money very fast.- Mm-hm. - I'm just addicted to...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Just buying stuff.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49When Josh gets paid, he'll buy trainers,

0:03:49 > 0:03:53and half of his money's gone by, like, six o'clock the next morning.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Don't get me started on his tattoos. - Yeah. Like...- I go mental.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- He comes back with a different tattoo every other day.- Yeah.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- She puts up with a lot. I mean...- I do have to put up with a lot.- Yeah.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07The only time Amy gave Josh any real responsibility

0:04:07 > 0:04:12was when she let him book their first holiday to Spain.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- We had a lovely holiday. - No, we didn't. It was horrible.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18He'd booked a really crappy hotel.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- We had no money all the way through because of this one.- I'd spent it.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- All the other hotels round it were all shut down.- Were all shut.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'd bought people presents and they were all in the suitcase

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- and I had to... - Leave it in Malaga Airport.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Because he'd booked them on the way there and didn't book them on the way back.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36She wouldn't talk to me for about two days.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39You've got to admit, other than the hotel and the bags, it was a nice holiday.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- And the food poisoning. - I hated every minute of it.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45His heart's in the right place, but he's just a nightmare.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48So, why is Amy giving all control of her dream day

0:04:48 > 0:04:50to someone so disorganised?

0:04:50 > 0:04:55I know it's a huge day for me to hand over to him,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59but I just feel like he needs some sort of responsibility.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It'll be good to show Amy that I can do more

0:05:01 > 0:05:05than fiddle with my hair and have a nap.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I think I let her do too much for me.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10It's about time that I've done something for her.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13And if Josh wants to impress his picky bride,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16he's going to have to get organised, and fast.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Getting married means everything to me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21It's what I've wanted ever since I was little.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I'm quite a home person. I don't like to be out of my comfort zone.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I think the most important thing about my wedding

0:05:28 > 0:05:30is my family being there.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I'm so close to my mum and I was so close to my dad.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Sadly, Amy's dad passed away nine years ago.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- I think he'd have liked Josh. - Yeah, he would.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45He'd have probably bounced him up the garden path a few times, but...

0:05:45 > 0:05:49I do hope Josh thinks about that when he's planning the wedding,

0:05:49 > 0:05:52kind of tries to get my dad in a little bit.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56So, Amy's always dreamed of a small, intimate affair, close to home,

0:05:56 > 0:05:58that's all about family.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02But Josh... Well, Josh has a point to prove.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm not good at organising anything.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05But if I can prove to Amy

0:06:05 > 0:06:09that I can organise the biggest day of our lives,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11that'll be a big accomplishment for me.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Bless him. So, what's the plan?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18For our wedding, I'm going to take Amy back to Benalmadena in Spain

0:06:18 > 0:06:20and I'm going to take her back to the hotel

0:06:20 > 0:06:23where I ruined our first holiday.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26So, I just want to make things right in a romantic way.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31I'm going to give her the best wedding possible.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Like, on the beach, get Amy to walk down in her wedding dress.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh, sounds romantic.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Only problem is, Josh has no idea it's the last thing Amy would want.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I don't like the beach. I hate being hot.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I hate travelling. I wouldn't like my wedding outside.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48So, let's just recap.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52It's a beach-theme wedding for a bride that hate beaches,

0:06:52 > 0:06:55planned by a groom who can't organise anything.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59If he does think of me, I think he'll do really, really well.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00If he did get it really wrong,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03there'll always be that part in the back of my mind that, "You ruined my day."

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I would kill him.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's time for our couple to say goodbye.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Put my photo in.- Ohh!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Going to have a good time with Mummy, aren't you?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Don't have to listen to Daddy for three weeks.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Josh and Amy have only ever spent a few hours apart from each other.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25But for the next three weeks, they'll have no contact at all.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Be a good girl. Look after Mummy.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32HE CHUCKLES

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, come on. You'll make me cry.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37All right.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- It'll be all right.- I know.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I love you.- I love you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I feel sick.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I feel really, really sick.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I'm just going to miss Josh so much, I think.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Amy will be staying with her sister Leanne until the big day.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Here she is, look - Auntie Leanne.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Hello!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- I'm a little bit worried about what he's going to do.- Yeah, me too.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09About... Because he's left on his own.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10I mean, he's got three weeks.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I'm thinking, three weeks is long enough for him

0:08:13 > 0:08:18to kind of get himself together and put his mind to planning a wedding.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Yeah.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Because Josh has had his hand held over the years,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25now he's on his own, it's like we've taken the reins off him

0:08:25 > 0:08:29and just said, "Go on, then, Josh, arrange the biggest day of my life."

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And that's quite nerve-racking.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34While Amy is moving in with Leanne,

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Leanne's husband, Dean, is moving in with Josh as his best man.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40How cosy!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Easy! How you doing? - And Dean is just in time.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Because Josh is already struggling.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I don't even know how to work the washing machine.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I got water all over the floor trying to get the T-shirts out.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Have we actually, like, got any food?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Nothing.- We've got tomato sauce, though, haven't we?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Yeah, we've got tomato sauce, bit of cheese.- Bit of mayonnaise.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Not even got any plates, to be quite honest with you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Top priority is not starve to death before the actual wedding day.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09But before they can eat, Josh lets Dean in on his Spanish wedding plans.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Do you remember mine and Amy's first holiday?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14The one I ruined. I've got to make that right.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Amy just... She just remembers all the bad bits.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19So, basically, mate, we're going to Malaga.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I think his plans are a bit mad,

0:09:21 > 0:09:24cos he's taking her somewhere that is disastrous for them.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Thinking about that, he's really taking a big risk.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30How are you planning on turning it round completely?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Amy just remembers all the bad from it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I wanted to give her memories that she can go,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37"I got married there and I'm proud to get married there."

0:09:37 > 0:09:39That's ideally what I want.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42But before all those planning shenanigans, food -

0:09:42 > 0:09:44cooked by someone else, obviously.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Now it's time to organise a game-changing wedding in Spain

0:09:48 > 0:09:50at the height of the tourist season.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Pricey.- Two adults...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55So, 360 quid, and that's just for the flights.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It's all going to come to just over a grand

0:09:57 > 0:09:59just for both of us for two nights.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Oh, dear.- One twelfth of the budget.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Josh's mission is to rectify his nightmare Spanish holiday planning

0:10:05 > 0:10:08with some seamless last-minute wedding planning.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10But he's already hit a problem.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13So, basically, it's a one-stop flight,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15but we've got to stop in Brussels.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18We won't get into Malaga Airport until eight o'clock at night.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21We were hoping we could get this done, start enjoying it,

0:10:21 > 0:10:23start getting the real planning done,

0:10:23 > 0:10:26and now we're already stuck at the first hurdle.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- First day and I've already... - Stressed. Really stressed.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Yeah, I'm already stressed. - Yeah, I'm feeling exactly the same.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- So, which one did you want to go with?- Anything. I'm past caring.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39After three hours of searching, the boys blow over £1,000

0:10:39 > 0:10:44on last-minute, peak-season flights and accommodation in Spain

0:10:44 > 0:10:48and give themselves just two days to plan everything.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50£1,000 for two days for two people.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Imagine what it's going to be like

0:10:52 > 0:10:55when I've got to fly 15, 20 people out there.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'm confident that I could pull it off,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00but it's just going to take a lot more effort on my part.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Whilst Josh is feeling confident, across town, Amy is with her mum

0:11:05 > 0:11:09and beginning to worry about letting her man plan her big day.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I think Josh knows me well enough

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- to do something that's going to be right for both of us.- Mm.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Would you be upset if he did do something that you...didn't like?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, I think I would.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26I'm worried it's going to be outside somewhere.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27I don't like being hot.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29You know, I just don't want him

0:11:29 > 0:11:31to go off on one of them silly ideas that he has.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33It escalates with him.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh, things have escalated, all right,

0:11:35 > 0:11:38to about 35,000 feet,

0:11:38 > 0:11:43as Josh crosses the Med and lands in sunny, sweltering Spain.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- It's hot.- Boiling.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49He's in the resort of Benalmadena, just outside Malaga...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Sardines. Smell of sardines. Beautiful.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55..where he plans to hold the wedding in the same hotel Amy hated,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58then have a beach reception.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Sounds straightforward enough, but it's peak season,

0:12:01 > 0:12:02so with no time to lose,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05the boys head straight to the hotel to get that sorted first.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I don't know why Amy's seen the bad side, really.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09I think it's really nice.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12It only takes one question - can we get married here?

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Yeah, only one question, and there's only one answer, and it's no.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17We've been to the El Greco.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21We can't get married there, so morale ain't the best.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- We're both a little bit down now, aren't we?- Yeah, that's it.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Three days in and we have nothing

0:12:26 > 0:12:31other than standing here in Spain, sweating and panicking.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36With the hotel too busy to hold the wedding in peak season,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38it's back to the drawing board for the boys.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42One day into being here and we've still got nothing.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Tomorrow, if we don't secure something, we may as well go home.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I mean, I can't waste another day. I just can't.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's just not going to happen.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55There we go.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01It's really funny putting Poppy to bed by myself, without Josh.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03He's usually there rocking her to sleep.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07One part of me misses Josh like absolute mad

0:13:07 > 0:13:11and wishes he was just there to give me a cuddle like he usually does.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And the other half is a lot of worry -

0:13:14 > 0:13:17what he's doing, where he is.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19I want a lot of family there.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I'm hoping he doesn't forget anybody and doesn't forget them.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'd be really, really upset.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27He's let loose in the big, wide world.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29He is on a tight leash with me.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34He explains it like his balls are in a velvet bag in my drawer.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Which they are.- Crikey.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Keen to get the family jewels back in his own hands,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Josh and best man Dean are pounding the streets of Benalmadena...

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I think I know where it is.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49..desperate to find a hotel that can host the wedding.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53The Royal Oasis Club, donde esta?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Royal Oasis?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59But we're not, like, fluent. We're not extremely fluent in Spanish.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02But after hours of walking the unfamiliar streets...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Here you go, look.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07..they get a no from the first hotel they try.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10They said, "We haven't got the space."

0:14:13 > 0:14:16And after another hour of traipsing around...

0:14:16 > 0:14:17it's the same answer.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20No. And that's it.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- It's August, the hotels are busy. - All the hotels are full.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Then, at the end of the day, there's a glimmer of hope.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Spoke to a member of staff, and they said it's up to the director,

0:14:31 > 0:14:35and we're waiting another two hours for them to probably say no.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Then if they tell us no, that's it.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Six hours later, there's no news from the final hotel.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49And it appears the boys have given up hope

0:14:49 > 0:14:53of securing a wedding venue before they fly home tomorrow.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Mate, we're screwed. - Yeah, we are a bit.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58We've spent £1,100 to come out here and we're leaving with nothing.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00We've got no wedding.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I mean, all we can do now is have a couple of beers, maybe ten.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Sounds good to me, mate.- Cheers.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Look at that clock. It's 20 past midnight and we're doing very well.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Or is that four o'clock? I'm not sure.- I don't know what it says.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Basically, I haven't been out for a while, and that's why I'm drunk.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- I've not been out for a very long time.- Shut up!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- You've been out all the time. - Maybe he's a lightweight!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Josh came to Spain hoping to prove himself

0:15:25 > 0:15:29by organising a romantic holiday wedding.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33But all he's been able to organise is a booze-up.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37We're going home, we're getting in bed, and that's it. That's final.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Next morning, the boys sleep off the night before.

0:15:43 > 0:15:48Back in the UK, Amy is visiting her dream wedding venue.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Hothorpe Hall,

0:15:50 > 0:15:54an elegant manor house deep in the Leicestershire countryside.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Oh, this looks lovely.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'll be standing here.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I mean, it's just beautiful in here.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05I mean, the high ceilings, they're, like, gorgeous as well, aren't they?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Yeah.- It's not too big, do you know what I mean?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- I've not got to walk too far. - No, you've not.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- So, I don't have to worry about, you know, tripping up.- Tripping up!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I love the pictures on the wall. I love the curtains.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19I love the chairs. I like the huge windows.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21You can see out for miles and miles.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I think this is very you.- Yeah. This is what I want, definitely.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Definitely, definitely.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28This is definitely my dream venue.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's big, it's in the middle of nowhere, it's so quiet.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Every bride wants this for their wedding day.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Well, other brides might get it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38But you've left your wedding in the hands of a man

0:16:38 > 0:16:42whose heart was set on dragging you halfway across Europe.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46But now, he's back... with his tail between his legs.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49The whole premise was to get back out to Spain

0:16:49 > 0:16:51and sort out the holiday that I messed up,

0:16:51 > 0:16:55and we've got out there and we've messed it up again.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Which is very heartbreaking.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59So, plan B.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02So, Spain is out, and plan B is in.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03But what is plan B?

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Me and Amy met for the first time on the 85 bus.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Plan B is a bus?

0:17:11 > 0:17:1285 bus.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- What, seriously?- Yeah. - A BLEEP bus?- The 85, yeah.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Well, at least it's not outside.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Open-top bus.- Oh, dear.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Amy loves the 85 bus. It reminds her of home, do you know what I mean?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Mm... Dean's not convinced.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- On your head be it, then.- Yeah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33And his big, bright bus ideas don't end there.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Big stage, flashing lights, bands going, "duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh".

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Music festival.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41If I get my band back together and do one big blow-out gig.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Does Amy like music?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yeah, she loves music. She listens to it all the time.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48She'll know how much effort I've gone into it.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I've not played with my band for two years.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I think Amy'll love the fact that it's what I did.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55She's going to love it.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57What I think's going to happen is,

0:17:57 > 0:18:00you're not going to end up getting married and I'll end up getting divorced.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05So, a romantic wedding in Spain is now a romantic trip in a bus lane.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07And he wants to reform his old band

0:18:07 > 0:18:10to headline a rock-and-roll reception.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12The bus I'm definitely not sure about.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14It's more than a bus at this point.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17While the boys quibble over a wedding on an open-top bus,

0:18:17 > 0:18:18at Hothorpe Hall,

0:18:18 > 0:18:22the girls are revelling in their sophisticated, weatherproof venue.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25If it's somewhere like this and it's raining, it doesn't matter, does it?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- No.- If we were outside and having people looking in,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31people I don't know looking at me, and I don't like that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32I don't want to get married outside.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I want to get married inside, like somewhere like this.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- No traffic.- No. No, I don't want things like that. No.- No.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Hopefully, he's done it inside, then.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Good news is, Josh and Dean are hoping traffic and weather

0:18:46 > 0:18:47won't be an issue either.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Josh has dragged his unconvinced best man

0:18:49 > 0:18:52to check out the open-top bus he hopes is just the ticket.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Can we jump on and have a look? - Have a look around.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57MUSIC: Kids by Robbie Williams

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Mate, this is swanky, this is.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- It's retro.- It's definitely retro.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07More like 1990s school bus.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Bit romantic.- Yeah.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- What do you need it for? - For our wedding.- Yeah.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13For the wedding guests, or...?

0:19:13 > 0:19:17The actual wedding is going to be on this bus. It's his bright idea.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- We're getting married on the top of the bus.- Are you really?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- That's a first.- Yeah. - It's definitely a first!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Dean might be on board the bus now,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28but he's going to need some convincing

0:19:28 > 0:19:30to get on board Josh's plan to get married here.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33The air con's awesome on this bus.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35When she sees the amount of effort in the top,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37that's when it all pays off.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Loads of balloons, bunting, flowers.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42We'll just take these seats completely out

0:19:42 > 0:19:45and it'll be a case of everyone just, like, leaning over like that.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Right, OK.- It's not every day you can say, "I got married on a bus."

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- No.- Be mint. - It'll take a lot of sprucing up.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54But if it rains...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes, what happens if it rains?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Oh, mate, don't say that. - Will the bride like it?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, the bride'll love it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Helium balloons along the top. That's where all the action happens.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- That's where it's going to be... - When the bus is rocking, don't come a-knocking.- Yeah!

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Ding-ding!- Yeah, ding-ding! He knows! He knows!

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Ohh, ding-ding!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14And this rocking bus ride isn't for free.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17It's £660 for four hours.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Anything over that, £18...an hour.- An hour?

0:20:20 > 0:20:25So, if you go for the five hours, then, 678 quid. It's good.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28After a week of planning, and with Dean at last on board,

0:20:28 > 0:20:33the wheels of Josh's romantic wedding bus dream are finally in motion.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- We've done something at last! - Yeah, finally.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Knowing that I'm getting married on that bus...it's awesome.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- I'm pretty excited for you, mate. - Told you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- It's not just a bus any more, is it? - No. No.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- It's a wedding bus. - It's a wedding bus.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49It's a wedding bus and it's booked.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51But for a bride whose heart is set

0:20:51 > 0:20:54on a classic, elegant wedding in a stately home,

0:20:54 > 0:20:57will it be the romantic solution the boys hope it is?

0:20:57 > 0:21:02I hope he's not just had a stupid idea in his head and gone with it.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03I hope he's picked a venue already.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I think that should have been his first priority.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I know.- Those two guys together... - # Nightmare! #

0:21:09 > 0:21:11It sounds terrifying!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'm just worried he's going to forget a vital thing,

0:21:14 > 0:21:15like transport.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yeah, you might have to catch the bus into town.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'm not standing at a bus stop with my wedding dress on.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Wherever you're going, you will walk in and he'll be singing to you.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27He'd better not. I will be fuming.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Because that time in the pub when he announced

0:21:30 > 0:21:32that he was going to sing his girlfriend, Amy, a song...

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Oh, yeah!- ..I could have died.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37The whole pub was looking at me.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40I just don't want to be made to feel a prat.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, if you don't want Josh singing on your wedding day,

0:21:43 > 0:21:46there's a bit more bad news coming your way.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49The groom is checking out a venue for the reception,

0:21:49 > 0:21:50and it's a music venue.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55The Shed is where Josh played his first ever gig.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, yeah, beautiful. Still the way I remember it.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00And after messing up his dream of a Spanish wedding

0:22:00 > 0:22:03to make up for his disastrous holiday planning,

0:22:03 > 0:22:06he now wants to recreate that holiday in the club,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08in land-locked Leicester.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Imagine walking through there, and then Amy just going, bang,

0:22:11 > 0:22:15door open, sand, palm trees, band on stage.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Mankinis on the bar staff. - Mankinis on the bar staff.

0:22:17 > 0:22:22Sand, the band, and men in mankinis? What a wedding.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Time to ask the events manager if it's possible.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Why don't you tell me what it is that you're kind of after, then?

0:22:27 > 0:22:28I had my first gig here.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I want to reform my band, but with an element of Spain in it.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34So, I want to put sand in here.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- OK.- It's not going to be like Blackpool seaside.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- It's going to be Spain. - You have the sand?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- We'll get the sand. - You'll get the sand? OK.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44We'll get the sand in and we'll get the sand out.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47And Josh has a few more ideas to help transform this bar

0:22:47 > 0:22:50into a splendid, sandy, Spanish beach.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Cocktails, little umbrellas for the glasses,

0:22:53 > 0:22:56a whole lot of sangria, and a waiter in some sort of Hawaiian shirt.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Aww, no mankinis?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well, even so, Josh is ready to book.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03You're looking at around £600.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- That'll include all the equipment that you need.- Yeah.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09That would be awesome. Oh, mate, it would be perfect, wouldn't it?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Yeah, I think it's going to be absolutely spot-on.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14So, for £600, Josh has a venue, at last,

0:23:14 > 0:23:17for his rock-and-roll reception.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Now he just needs to cover the sticky floor in sand and reform his band.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- It means something to you. - And Amy never saw me play here.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27So, it'll be a big thing for Amy to see me playing.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29It certainly will.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35With his venues booked, Josh turns his attention to Amy's dress.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39And this groom knows it's something he can't afford to mess up.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42This is, like, the biggest thing we need to get.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44If I get this wrong, then I'm a dead man.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48I really wish that I'd listened when she planned what she wanted,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50cos I haven't got the foggiest.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51- Pleased to meet you.- I'm Josh.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Is it going to be a church wedding or a civil ceremony?

0:23:54 > 0:23:58- It's going to be more on a bus. - That's really unusual.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02- I've literally never heard of that before.- Neither have I!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05What's Amy like? What is her kind of style?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Football hooligan. - Football hooligan.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Yeah. She's kind of prim and proper, but football hooligan.- OK.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14In terms of colour, does she want to wear white or ivory?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm colour-blind,

0:24:16 > 0:24:18so the difference between them both is very hard for me.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22So, in terms of, like, the dress, what do we want to show off?

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I... I don't know. I literally don't know.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32This clueless groom needs a crash course in wedding dresses.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33What do you reckon?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Mm...

0:24:35 > 0:24:37No.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- I'm sorry, it looks like a cargo net's picked up seaweed.- Oh, OK.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Slight change of direction.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Really fitted, ruched silk, cinched-in waist.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48One for the maybe pile?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52This could take some time.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55While Josh tries to make the right choice,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58across town, Amy has taken her mum and bridesmaids

0:24:58 > 0:25:01to show them the dress she would choose,

0:25:01 > 0:25:03and she wants something simple.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I don't want anything too detailed. I don't really like lace.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- This lovely gold colour. What do you think to that one?- Um...

0:25:10 > 0:25:14- Now, this is a sparkly underskirt here.- Right.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Or something a little plainer? - Yeah, I like plain.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I don't want anything fitted.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I don't want any fishtail, I don't want anything like that.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25ALL EXCLAIM

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Don't cry!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Well, I really like that.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32It's really pretty. I don't like these strap bits.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Without those straps, it would be perfect.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Yeah, I really, really like it.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Back with the boys, Josh has found something he likes.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44And it seems, for once, he may be on the same page as Amy.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47So, what do you think, then? You've both gone a bit quiet.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- I like it.- I like it, yeah.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52So, you think she does want something quite classical?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Yeah.- Right.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57He likes the dress, but will it be able to board his love bus?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00She's got to get up a flight of stairs on a bus, and back down.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- We can bustle out of the way. - What's bustling?

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Turn it under, like this. It'll just make it that much more manageable.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08That would be perfect. I love the bustling.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10What does it look like strapless?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13This would really easily be able to be made strapless.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16That makes it a completely different dress.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20While the groom seems sold on the simple, classic style Amy loves...

0:26:20 > 0:26:22the bride...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Well, the bride has changed her mind.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, nice! Get that one!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I never thought I'd like anything like this.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's completely different to the plain one that I wanted.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35The girl who didn't want to stand out

0:26:35 > 0:26:39has now decided she wants to shine in a dress with plenty of sparkle.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41That looks well nice.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I love this bit and I love this bit

0:26:43 > 0:26:45and then I love this bit as well!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48I didn't think I liked sparkles, but I love the sparkles.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51All the kids'd be, like, flocking round you.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53They'll all be like, "Oh, my God, it's a princess!"

0:26:53 > 0:26:56You look just like a little Snow White.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- I want to be a princess now. - Lovely.- 100%.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Yeah.- It's so pretty.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04She's always been so worried about showing...

0:27:04 > 0:27:06She doesn't like being the centre of attention,

0:27:06 > 0:27:08but she looked absolutely beautiful

0:27:08 > 0:27:11and really confident and comfortable in that dress.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14I love this one. I'm hoping he picks me something like this.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18I think the difficulty is, is you didn't know what you wanted,

0:27:18 > 0:27:19so how's he going to know?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- You never know.- You never know.

0:27:22 > 0:27:27Except Josh still thinks he knows Amy will love something plain and simple.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- I think that's the one.- I think you've got what you want there.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Happy as Larry with that.- Yeah.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Sold, for £1,400, which includes alterations to the shoulder straps.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39I don't think you'd actually have to add any bling.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Hoping to top the bill at his own wedding,

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Josh is reforming his three-piece indie band.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49But his drummer is on tour, so he's hired a stand-in, Will.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- How are you doing? I'm Josh. - Nice to meet you, man.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- I'm getting married next Sunday.- OK. - So, I want to reform my band.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Have you got, like, a set list or something for us?

0:27:57 > 0:28:00We're going to try and do Brown Eyed Girl.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Your girl's got brown eyes, right? - No, she's not. But...- What?

0:28:03 > 0:28:05I haven't played it in a couple of years.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08I'll probably have to busk the lyrics until I learn them.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Have you played it together?- No.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Excellent choice.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Shall we give it a whirl? - Let's have a go, yeah.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17MUSIC: Brown Eyed Girl

0:28:19 > 0:28:21# Do you remember when...

0:28:23 > 0:28:24# We used to sing

0:28:24 > 0:28:27# Sha-la-la la-la-la

0:28:27 > 0:28:29# La-la la-la-dee-dah

0:28:30 > 0:28:33# You, my brown-eyed girl... #

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- You're going to have to wing this. - We're going to have to mackle it together.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42I need to know what the chords are, to be quite honest.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45After one rehearsal, new man Will's worried.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48They've not played that song together before, which worries me.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49He has left it to the last minute.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Shall we do something Thursday? - Maybe in the evening.- Yeah, yeah.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54We're doing that song.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Have you got other songs in mind that I can learn this week?- Yeah.

0:28:57 > 0:29:01I can't, obviously, stand there and play Brown Eyed Girl over and over.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04- We can't even play it once, anyway. - No, no. So...

0:29:04 > 0:29:07For Josh to pull off his romantic vision of serenading his bride,

0:29:07 > 0:29:10it's clear to the band they need to put the hours in.

0:29:10 > 0:29:14Shitting myself, to be honest. I haven't played in a band in ages.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17We're just going to have to work hard by Sunday, because, obviously,

0:29:17 > 0:29:19that's the deadline and we can't change it now.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24It's the last Friday before the wedding

0:29:24 > 0:29:26and Amy was hoping for a hen night,

0:29:26 > 0:29:31but with no word from Josh, she's worried he's left it too late.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33I'm nervous, I'm stressed out, I'm...

0:29:33 > 0:29:37Anything you can think of, that's what I'm feeling at the minute,

0:29:37 > 0:29:40- not knowing where it is, when it is, who's coming.- Mm.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43You haven't even had any information about a hen night or anything.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45People are going to need notice.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- What the hell's he doing? - God only knows.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49He's the kind of person, though,

0:29:49 > 0:29:53that'll spring it on you last-minute, cos it's Josh.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54Worried.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Josh? Last-minute? Never.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Amy doesn't know about her own hen do.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03You're going to have to ring her. It's a bit of a race against time.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06It turns out Josh HAS organised a hen do.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09He's just left it to the last minute to tell the bride.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10PHONE RINGS

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Hello?- Hi, Amy, it's Deano.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- 'Right, I've got some news for you.' - OK.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Today is your hen do. You all have to be there for 6.30.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21- 'Oh, God.'- It doesn't leave you with a lot of time.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Because it's, like, three o'clock now.- Oh, my God!

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Bye.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29- SHE SPLUTTERS - I can't... I'm speeches.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32This is really short notice.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34This better not happen for my wedding.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38- Why has he let us know three hours before?- That's stupid.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40You think that's stupid,

0:30:40 > 0:30:43he's also neglected to tell any of the other hens.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47Tell me who you want to invite and I will send messages out now,

0:30:47 > 0:30:49and I'll just say, "Look, I'm sorry it's short notice,

0:30:49 > 0:30:51"but I hope you can make it."

0:30:51 > 0:30:53I feel sick.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56If we've rushed at this, hopefully,

0:30:56 > 0:30:58we've rushed it in the right way and not in the wrong way.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02- If they have a good night, we should rush things more often.- Yeah!

0:31:02 > 0:31:05We should leave the wedding till the morning.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Sounds like Josh needs a wake-up call.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10And right on cue... PHONE RINGS

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Wakey-wakey.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13You all right, Mam?

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Soon, the boys find themselves fending off even more angry calls.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20I've had my mum on the phone saying she's not happy

0:31:20 > 0:31:22cos it's too rushed.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24I've just had a text from Leanne

0:31:24 > 0:31:28and, basically, it says she's not happy.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31It seems like we're getting it from all angles, mate. Great.

0:31:31 > 0:31:35- We've left it too late, haven't we? - It's a bit of a balls-up.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36HE GROANS

0:31:39 > 0:31:42I've cocked up. I've cocked up.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45I'm not sure it can get any worse, mate.

0:31:45 > 0:31:46Oh, mate, don't say that!

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52There's got to be something I'm doing wrong.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55I've got to figure out what it is and I've got to figure it out fast.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Just a thought, but maybe it's got something to do

0:31:58 > 0:32:00with leaving everything to the last minute.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01If no-one shows up for Amy's hen do,

0:32:01 > 0:32:04how many people are going to show up for my wedding?

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Three hours later, and despite the short notice,

0:32:07 > 0:32:10Amy has managed to get together a flock of hens for her big night.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13I don't know what's going on at the minute.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17Getting on the 85 bus into town. That's knowing Josh.

0:32:17 > 0:32:21A bus on your hen night? Nah, he's saving that for the wedding.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25But first, Dean has arrived with some hen night surprises.

0:32:25 > 0:32:30So, girls, I've got some T-shirts for you all to wear.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33Oh, my God! I'm not wearing that.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37- Is he joking?- He's not joking, no. - I don't want to wear it.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Thoughtful Josh has had Amy's football team's chant

0:32:40 > 0:32:41printed on the front.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44But Amy would rather save it for the terraces.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I'm not happy.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48OK, I'll wear it.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50The boys should have done all the inviting

0:32:50 > 0:32:52for the hen night and everything,

0:32:52 > 0:32:55but because they've made all these T-shirts, I think everything's OK.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58The T-shirts may be wrong, but outside,

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Josh may have finally got something right.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I didn't expect this. My God!

0:33:04 > 0:33:07I'm very impressed at the minute with Josh.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10- I thought we'd be getting the bus. - LAUGHTER

0:33:10 > 0:33:13You're laughing now, but you're getting the bus for your wedding.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16- Oh, my God. I can't believe this. - I know.- I wonder where we're going.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18- Where's the alcohol?- I know.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22I hope, like, we've got a drink where we're going.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25But as the limo reaches its destination,

0:33:25 > 0:33:27the mood quickly changes.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- Where the hell are we going? - Red Hot.- I ain't going in there.

0:33:31 > 0:33:35Josh has sent the hens to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37I'm not going in there dressed like this.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41I'm so embarrassed.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44I hate buffets. I hate getting up and getting my food.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Cheers, Josh.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49- I bet they'll be going somewhere good.- Guess again.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Josh hasn't quite managed to organise a stag do,

0:33:52 > 0:33:56so he's settled for tea and cakes and Dean.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58I know we were supposed to have the stag do today, but...

0:33:58 > 0:34:01- We had a good piss-up in Spain. - Yeah, we did.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05So...we've kind of had a stag do, in a way.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06We've done the right thing.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09We've sorted the girls out, they've had a laugh.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11- It's a BLEEP good stag do, this, innit?- Absolutely quality, mate.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Brilliant biscuits.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Should add some vodka in there, really, shouldn't we?

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Back at the buffet, the alcohol is flowing.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20But they're about to be served some bad news.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Here's the bill for you.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Oh, my God. - Does it say "free" on it?

0:34:24 > 0:34:27£237.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Josh has forgotten to pay. GASPING

0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Are you joking? - No, that can't be right.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35If this is, like, real, I'm going to go mental.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38I didn't even want to come here and we've got to pay 250 quid.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Oh, my God, I'm fuming.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43Josh may have forgotten to pay for their dinner,

0:34:43 > 0:34:46but he has paid for tickets for some live music

0:34:46 > 0:34:49as a little taster of the wedding to come.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:34:58 > 0:35:00# Your fire's burning brightest... #

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Josh likes live music. I don't.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06He knows I hate everything about places like this.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10So, tonight has made me very worried for the wedding.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14A wedding reception in a live music venue

0:35:14 > 0:35:17may not have been Josh's best idea.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20But at least he's planning on doing it up.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23With three days to the wedding, the boys have called in a designer,

0:35:23 > 0:35:28who they hope can give their murky mosh pit a Malaga makeover.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31They've set themselves a budget of £1,500.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35And after his string of setbacks, Josh is determined to get this right.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39We can't just have Amy showing up and it being a dank music venue.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43The whole idea is I ruined mine and Amy's first holiday,

0:35:43 > 0:35:44and I want to make it right,

0:35:44 > 0:35:47so I want to give her the romance of the beach

0:35:47 > 0:35:52and it's going to be extremely sentimental to both me and Amy.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55- How did you want to do the beach? Real sand?- Yeah.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59- We don't know the weight-bearing limits of the floor.- OK.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01And bear in mind how heavy sand is,

0:36:01 > 0:36:04to do the whole thing would probably be a bit risky.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06It may even collapse.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09It's bad news and very late in the day.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11But Rachel has another suggestion.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13We can bring areas of sand into the venue

0:36:13 > 0:36:16and then what we do is, we put palm trees on it.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Almost like a little desert island.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20If your budget will stretch a bit,

0:36:20 > 0:36:24we can actually turn the floor the colour of sand by using a carpet.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26We put sand on that carpet, a thin layer of sand,

0:36:26 > 0:36:28you'll get your texture as well.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32- Looks like the beach.- It'll give you the effect you want.- That's awesome.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35- I think it's a case of how much it's all going to cost.- Yeah.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Because we are on a really tight budget.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39I think we could do it for 2,000.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45So, to pull off the perfect beach, and bring Josh's idea to life,

0:36:45 > 0:36:48the boys need another £500.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50So, what do you want to do, guys?

0:36:50 > 0:36:53I mean, we still need to get food, we still need to get suits,

0:36:53 > 0:36:54we still need to get shoes.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57- Just don't take too long, eh? - You've only got three days.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01- I've got one day, because I've got no wholesaler on Saturday.- Oh!

0:37:01 > 0:37:04- I'm going to need to know... - By tonight.- Yeah.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07With his beach-themed reception about to be washed away,

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Josh has a choice to make.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13Sand and sangria, or suits and shoes.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16We may have to try and cut back on a couple of things

0:37:16 > 0:37:17just to try and make it right.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19£500 for bands.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20The shoes for Amy.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24I think we're forgetting something on here. Two, three...

0:37:24 > 0:37:27We're over by 400.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Annoying.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31- PHONE RINGS - And there's Will.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Got to get to band practice.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34Sorry I'm an hour and 20 minutes late.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Or 2 hours and 20 minutes late, in fact.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39I'll be there in two minutes.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42Now Josh's plan to wow his bride-to-be

0:37:42 > 0:37:45with his rock-and-roll music is also in serious trouble,

0:37:45 > 0:37:51as he turns up three hours late for the final and much-needed rehearsal.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52Sorry I'm late, boys.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Man, what time do you call this? - I need a pick.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58- He's not even turned up prepared! - It's all right, I've found one.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00Ready? Rock!

0:38:00 > 0:38:02MUSIC: Are You Gonna Be My Girl

0:38:02 > 0:38:05# So, one, two, three Take my hand and come with me

0:38:05 > 0:38:08# Cos you look so fine and I really wanna make you mine

0:38:08 > 0:38:11# You look so fine that I really wanna make you mine... #

0:38:11 > 0:38:15But after only one song, Will the drummer has to leave.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17- I'll listen to the tracks, mate. - Yeah.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20And I'll get them dialled as good as I can.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22It seems that when it comes to the big day,

0:38:22 > 0:38:25this band will just have to wing it.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29We've got no more time, and we've still got loads to do.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31But it's my fault that I've left it late.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35And it's me that's going to have to take the wrath of Amy

0:38:35 > 0:38:37if she don't like it.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39With the rest of his plans at sea,

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Josh must now fight to keep his beach theme afloat

0:38:42 > 0:38:46so this wedding doesn't sink without a trace.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48There's got to be a way round it.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52Try as he might, Josh can't find the extra money he needs,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54so calls the designer.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57I'd literally love to take the whole thing.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59- We're still not there. - PHONE CHIMES

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Hello? My phone's just died.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04HE GROANS

0:39:04 > 0:39:08Josh, like his budget, is at breaking point.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11And he's desperate to get the beach he thinks his bride will love.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15The only place you're going to be able to take it out of...

0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Is the food.- ..is the food budget.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19We'll put the food down to 400.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23And just like that, Josh has the cash he needs

0:39:23 > 0:39:27to give Amy the beach reception of his dreams.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30- Happy days.- I'm absolutely buzzing.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34Cos, obviously, now we can have, like, the full shebang going on.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I need another beer.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40It's two days to the wedding, and in true last-minute Josh style,

0:39:40 > 0:39:43he's finally got round to inviting his bride.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45We have an invite!

0:39:45 > 0:39:47On a Spanish postcard.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- It's on Sunday.- Sunday?

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Oh, my God. I'm getting married on Sunday.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56It's only two days before, but... there's a little bit of time.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57It's better than the hen night.

0:39:57 > 0:40:02"Please be ready for 1.30, when your carriage will arrive."

0:40:02 > 0:40:05Could be like a Cinderella carriage. Horse and carriage?

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Why has he put it on that?

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I'm really, really curious to why it's on a postcard.

0:40:11 > 0:40:15- It could mean that you're getting married in Spain.- I hope we don't.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17No, he wouldn't do that.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Well, he would, but he couldn't, so it's a bus.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24Having slashed the food budget for his themed reception,

0:40:24 > 0:40:28Josh has decided that £400 for food could go a long way,

0:40:28 > 0:40:30especially if he buys it all here.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33- I'm getting married on Sunday. - How many people have we got to feed?

0:40:33 > 0:40:36- About 150. - For this Sunday? Is that a joke?

0:40:36 > 0:40:38- No?- No.- No.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Pizzas, maybe, then. Buy one, get one free.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42At this late stage, we'll go for anything.

0:40:42 > 0:40:4450 quid's worth of chips, please.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Doner meat, so if we said ten portions.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Everyone likes doner meat.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51- Add the rest. Sausages. - Saveloys.- Yeah, and saveloys.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53This is the funniest order ever.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56There's food, and that's the main thing. We've managed to get food.

0:40:56 > 0:41:00And she loves saveloy, so I'm happy. I'll take that as a win.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03As the clock ticks down, it's a race against time.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06And, unsurprisingly, the boys still have plenty of planning to do.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08The final buzzer's about to go, isn't it?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10You're going to have flowers going, "Whoo".

0:41:10 > 0:41:13- Me and Amy here.- So, that's got to go, that's got to go.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18We need three bridesmaids' dresses.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Do you know the sizes? - I can GUESS the sizes.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28It's the day before the wedding,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31and while Josh is still arranging things last-minute,

0:41:31 > 0:41:35Amy is about to see the dress he has chosen for her big day.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38She had her heart set on a sparkling princess gown,

0:41:38 > 0:41:42but will the groom's plainer choice make or break her special day?

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Been thinking about it since I was a little girl.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Every little girl wants to get married

0:41:46 > 0:41:48and be a princess for the day.

0:41:48 > 0:41:49I'm hoping it turns out like that

0:41:49 > 0:41:52and it doesn't turn out like I look a sack of crap.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54I'm just worried she's not going to like it.

0:41:54 > 0:41:58Yeah, cos she'll roar. If she don't like it, she'll roar.

0:41:58 > 0:41:59- Hi, I'm Amy.- Nice to meet you.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03- So, shall we go and try the dress on, then?- Oh, my God.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06I know I keep saying, "Oh, my God," but, oh, my God!

0:42:17 > 0:42:22The dress, chosen by Josh, is plain and simple, and yet to be altered.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24OK.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29It's just not what I expected. It's just not what...

0:42:29 > 0:42:31It's a shock. It's a real shock.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36It's very, very plain. Very plain.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37You know, I did want plain.

0:42:37 > 0:42:43But, you know, after I tried on some other style dresses, you know,

0:42:43 > 0:42:47they suited me really well and I'm just worried about this suiting me.

0:42:49 > 0:42:50Um...

0:42:52 > 0:42:53I'll try it on.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Do you think it looks nice? - ALL: Ahhh!

0:42:57 > 0:43:01- It's nice.- It's really plain, isn't it?- Very Josh.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06- It looks nice. - It looks nice. It looks nice.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09- I bet it were expensive as well. - Why are you getting upset?

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Don't be polite, cos I know what you're like.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15You don't look confident in it like you did in the others.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20You don't want to be upset.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22You don't like it?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25I don't want it, I don't like it.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29It seems Josh has misjudged the dress.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Has he also made a mistake by losing the straps?

0:43:32 > 0:43:36Josh actually requested some bespoke alterations as part of the dress.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39So, he's actually asked us to make the dress strapless.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46I can't believe how different that looks without the straps.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Amy, that looks gorgeous like that.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50It appears a simple alteration

0:43:50 > 0:43:54has had an extreme effect on Amy's opinion.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56And Josh isn't finished yet.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58- ALL EXCLAIM - Oh, it's a veil!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00She's got a veil!

0:44:00 > 0:44:02I didn't think I'd have one.

0:44:02 > 0:44:07I could see her face lift because she loves it.

0:44:07 > 0:44:12And then I got more upset because she liked it!

0:44:12 > 0:44:15You look just like a little princess.

0:44:15 > 0:44:19- I can't believe the difference from when you first put it on.- I know!

0:44:19 > 0:44:21I hated it when I first put it on. And now...

0:44:23 > 0:44:27- I love it now.- How did he pick that? - How's Josh chose this?

0:44:27 > 0:44:28No way!

0:44:28 > 0:44:32I want to high-five him right now. Not in the face, either!

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Before the straps came down,

0:44:34 > 0:44:37there was absolutely no way in hell I was wearing that dress, no way.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40It just made me feel bigger than I feel I am.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43I'll wear it and I'll feel happy in it.

0:44:45 > 0:44:49It's the morning of Josh's surprise open-top bus wedding

0:44:49 > 0:44:51and storm clouds are gathering.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53It's going to ruin the day, really, if I get married outside.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55I'm just going to look like a drowned rat.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58I'm still in the dark about what's happening and where I'm going

0:44:58 > 0:45:00and who I'm getting picked up by.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03I want, you know, something pretty to come and pick me up.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07Nothing embarrassing. I don't want to be embarrassed today at all.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10Across town, the boys are doing their best to make things pretty.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13I'm really busy, cos I'm getting married in about six, seven hours.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15So, we got loads to do.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18But with a forecast of rain and an open-top bus,

0:45:18 > 0:45:20let's hope they have a plan B.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24No, wait. The bus IS plan B. And even that's not going well.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28- Josh has left another vital thing to the last minute.- Hello?

0:45:28 > 0:45:30I know this is very short notice,

0:45:30 > 0:45:33but I'm looking for a hair and make-up artist.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35For today.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38It's the morning of the wedding and we've got no hair and make-up.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Now we're stuck. Amy's literally going to kick me in the nuts

0:45:41 > 0:45:42if she don't get her hair done.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44She will. She will.

0:45:44 > 0:45:48I'm pretty sure everyone's going to be wondering where they are.

0:45:48 > 0:45:49Correct.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52Not leaving anything to chance, or to Josh,

0:45:52 > 0:45:54the girls start getting themselves ready.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56It's not looking good, is it?

0:45:56 > 0:45:58But I thought everything would be sorted by now.

0:45:58 > 0:45:59I wouldn't worry at all.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02It's your wedding day, you're getting married to Josh.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04That's all you want, isn't it?

0:46:04 > 0:46:05LAUGHTER

0:46:05 > 0:46:07That's all she wanted!

0:46:07 > 0:46:09I don't know if she wants that now!

0:46:09 > 0:46:14- But Josh finally pulls off a last-minute hairstylist...- Yay!

0:46:14 > 0:46:17- Can relax now.- Yeah, I can breathe.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20..and some last-minute make-up.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23But what will Amy think of Josh's bridesmaids' dresses?

0:46:28 > 0:46:30LAUGHTER

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Don't you like 'em?

0:46:33 > 0:46:37I just thought they'd be something that look a bit more bridesmaid.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39But, no, I like them.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42I'm warming to them. It's definitely Josh.

0:46:42 > 0:46:45While the bride's mind is on her groom,

0:46:45 > 0:46:48at the bus, there's only one topic of conversation.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50The weather.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51If it rains on the wedding day,

0:46:51 > 0:46:54I don't think Amy's going to be happy about her make-up.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56He knows what the British weather's like.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58It's like, sunny one minute, raining the next.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00We needed something undercover.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02- I'm hoping I'm going to get picked up.- I think we're walking.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05There's nothing turned up.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08It said on the invitation, "your carriage awaits".

0:47:08 > 0:47:11If it starts raining, we'll just keep going.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13A bit of wet don't hurt nobody.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17Right, keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20As the wedding bus sets off, Amy gets her first clue

0:47:20 > 0:47:23that today won't be the traditional day she dreamed of.

0:47:23 > 0:47:27- I've just found this at the door. - What is it?- I don't know. Open it.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29Looks like a present.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33- Is he having a laugh?- What is it?

0:47:34 > 0:47:37- Oh, my God!- What are they?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Bus tickets.

0:47:39 > 0:47:44"To Amy. Your carriage will arrive at the bus stop at 2.25."

0:47:44 > 0:47:47We're getting the bus to your wedding?

0:47:47 > 0:47:49I can't stand at the bus stop looking like this.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Them buses are filthy.

0:47:51 > 0:47:55There's, like, group savers and day savers.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58- It's a joke.- I'm hoping it's a joke.

0:47:58 > 0:48:02- This is ridiculous. - Oh, it's raining.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05This is what proper Leicestershire weather is.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10So, what are we doing?

0:48:10 > 0:48:14- It's going to piss it down. - This is ridiculous.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19It's a bit damp, innit, up here?

0:48:19 > 0:48:22It is taking the mick. It really is taking the mick.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25I'm going to get soaked. Let's just hope it's inside.

0:48:27 > 0:48:31So, when we get round this corner here, we've got to duck.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33I hope she's there, I hope she hasn't gone home.

0:48:33 > 0:48:37Here you are, something's coming. There's loads of people on it.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43- It's not got a top! - God, what the hell...?

0:48:44 > 0:48:47It's got "85" on it, look.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Oh, my God.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52- Oh, my God.- Everybody's on it!

0:48:52 > 0:48:55CHEERING

0:48:59 > 0:49:01- Where's Josh?- Josh?

0:49:01 > 0:49:04He's hiding upstairs, Amy, in the rain,

0:49:04 > 0:49:07waiting for the bus to stop so you can get married,

0:49:07 > 0:49:09upstairs in the rain.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11But you don't know that yet.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14- Where do you think we are going? - Whereabouts are we?- I don't know.

0:49:14 > 0:49:16There's nothing round here.

0:49:16 > 0:49:20- It's going to really chuck it down, so let's hope it's...- It's inside.

0:49:21 > 0:49:24Unable to get married on a moving bus,

0:49:24 > 0:49:27they pull into a car park for the ceremony.

0:49:27 > 0:49:33- Rugby club!- It's a bit...weird, getting married in a rugby club.

0:49:33 > 0:49:37The heavens may now be as open as the roof of the bus,

0:49:37 > 0:49:39but the groom has another surprise for Amy.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42He's going to serenade her down the aisle

0:49:42 > 0:49:44with the football song she sang with her dad.

0:49:44 > 0:49:48But in typical Josh fashion, he's left the rehearsal,

0:49:48 > 0:49:51and the choice of key, to the very last minute.

0:49:53 > 0:49:58- OFF-KEY:- # Only fools rush in

0:50:02 > 0:50:04# For I...

0:50:09 > 0:50:16- # ..falling in love with you... # - Can I have an umbrella?

0:50:18 > 0:50:23# Shall I stay?

0:50:26 > 0:50:30# Would it be...? #

0:50:31 > 0:50:34Why are we getting married outside?

0:50:34 > 0:50:37- It was nice and sunny earlier. - Was it?! Was it?- Yeah.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- This is ridiculous. - Do you want to get married?

0:50:41 > 0:50:45After three weeks apart, neither the weather nor Josh's singing

0:50:45 > 0:50:48will stop this bride marrying her man.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51Josh and Amy, I was told that this love story started

0:50:51 > 0:50:56when you both met on the number 85 bus in Leicestershire.

0:50:56 > 0:51:00And this love is what has brought us all here today.

0:51:00 > 0:51:04- Joshua, will you take Amy to be your wife?- I will.

0:51:04 > 0:51:09Amy, will you take Joshua to be your husband?

0:51:09 > 0:51:10I will.

0:51:10 > 0:51:13I now pronounce you husband and wife.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15CHEERING

0:51:16 > 0:51:19It's not what I would have chosen.

0:51:19 > 0:51:21- It's so you. But... - It's the love story, though.

0:51:21 > 0:51:24- It is.- We fell in love on the 85 bus, didn't we?

0:51:24 > 0:51:25Very thoughtful.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30He was playing the whole song when we were going down the aisle,

0:51:30 > 0:51:32which reminds me of my dad,

0:51:32 > 0:51:35so, I mean, he has done really, really well on that part.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39So, Josh's damp trip down memory lane has been a success so far.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42But what will Amy make of her live music,

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Spanish beach wedding reception?

0:51:44 > 0:51:47Just remember that I love you and I've done this for you.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50You will love it.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52- Is it a grungy venue?- No.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55If by grungy, you mean a dark, windowless rock venue,

0:51:55 > 0:51:58then you might want to hop off the bus now.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Yeah. Oh, I knew it!

0:52:05 > 0:52:08First impressions, not so good.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13Live music?

0:52:13 > 0:52:16It's getting a bit like a joke, really.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19He knows I hate live music.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Well, if Josh didn't know that, he's about to find out...

0:52:22 > 0:52:24- Oh, my God!- It stinks.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28..as Amy gets her first look at her reception.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Oh, Jesus...

0:52:34 > 0:52:36This is so not me at all.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38It really isn't.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40I mean, a live music venue.

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I feel like he's not really thought of me in this at all.

0:52:42 > 0:52:46I wanted to walk into a nice venue with lots of tables and chairs,

0:52:46 > 0:52:48lots of flowers everywhere, really, really pretty.

0:52:48 > 0:52:52You know, like what a bride wants for their wedding day.

0:52:52 > 0:52:56Not this. It's going to be really loud, as well, in here.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02I'm just...speechless.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05Anywhere but here would have been great.

0:53:05 > 0:53:08I'd have rather been outside. And that's saying something.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10This place is just vile.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13I don't know how everyone's going to fit in.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15Time to face the music.

0:53:15 > 0:53:20- What do you think?- It's crap. Why are we here?

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Josh attempts to talk his way out by telling Amy

0:53:22 > 0:53:26about the Spanish beach wedding abroad that she almost had.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28Me and Dean went to Spain.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31We were sweating our nuts off. Actually couldn't get it done.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34And it absolutely killed me when I knew I couldn't get you out there.

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Amazingly, it seems to work.

0:53:40 > 0:53:41Very thoughtful.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44Look at the cobwebs!

0:53:44 > 0:53:48With his bride almost won over by his romantic idea,

0:53:48 > 0:53:50Josh's reception swings into action.

0:53:50 > 0:53:54- It looks a BLEEP from the outside.- Mother!

0:53:54 > 0:53:56- You've transformed it. - I'm really impressed.

0:53:56 > 0:54:00I think he's really... He's pushed the boat out. He's done well.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Absolutely brilliant. And how romantic.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04I didn't know they met on the bus.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07His contented guests tuck in to his kebab shop buffet.

0:54:07 > 0:54:09It's not what I would have picked.

0:54:09 > 0:54:12You know, I expected a sit-down meal.

0:54:12 > 0:54:16I mean, I am sitting down, on a bench, eating chips.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Underneath the pile of kebab meat!

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Which I will get through.

0:54:20 > 0:54:24And, finally, Josh takes to the stage for the highlight of the reception

0:54:24 > 0:54:28and the moment he spent literally minutes rehearsing for.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Really hope you all enjoy a wicked night

0:54:31 > 0:54:34and, Amy, I love you more than anything.

0:54:34 > 0:54:36MUSIC: Are You Gonna Be My Girl

0:54:39 > 0:54:41# One, two, three Take my hand and come with me

0:54:41 > 0:54:44# Cos you look so fine and I really wanna make you mine... #

0:54:47 > 0:54:50The crowd love it, and the bride's smiling, too.

0:54:50 > 0:54:55# Are you gonna be my girl? #

0:54:55 > 0:54:57- Thank you. - CHEERING

0:54:57 > 0:55:01I hate live music. Not your live music. You were fantastic.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03You know that's why I chose a place like this,

0:55:03 > 0:55:08to take what I used to love and what I currently love more than anything

0:55:08 > 0:55:09and put them together.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12It would be nice for you to get back into it again, wouldn't it?

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- You are really good. - Yeah, it would be nice.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16As the reception rocks into the night,

0:55:16 > 0:55:20has the bride who just wanted a traditional indoor wedding

0:55:20 > 0:55:22been wooed by her trip down memory lane?

0:55:22 > 0:55:25When I first got my bus passes, I wanted to punch him in the face.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27Yeah, I thought you would.

0:55:27 > 0:55:30But as soon as I saw Josh, I fell in love with him.

0:55:30 > 0:55:33And as he's recreated that today, it's been lovely.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35I can tell a lot of thought went into it.

0:55:35 > 0:55:41Every single day has been worth it just to marry Amy in this way.

0:55:41 > 0:55:42But I wouldn't do it again,

0:55:42 > 0:55:45just for the sheer fact I can't be without her.

0:55:45 > 0:55:49And the next day, in a much drier legal ceremony,

0:55:49 > 0:55:51Josh and Amy made it official.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54Next time, Joker Lee...

0:55:56 > 0:56:00..plans a fairy-tale winter wonderland wedding in August...

0:56:00 > 0:56:02I want her to walk under the snow.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06..while all his bride Ellie wants is a small, intimate day

0:56:06 > 0:56:07with no jokes.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10If he were to do something to do with dwarves

0:56:10 > 0:56:13or dressing up as Snow White, I'd be, like, "Oh, my God!"

0:56:13 > 0:56:17Will his wintry wonderland wow his bride?

0:56:17 > 0:56:21Or will he just end up with a frosty reception?