Rosa & Harry

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09From the depths of the earth to the crests of the mountains,

0:00:09 > 0:00:11these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13£12,000...

0:00:13 > 0:00:14LAUGHTER

0:00:14 > 0:00:16..and just three weeks...

0:00:16 > 0:00:17I love that girl. I love her.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Oh, my God! What's he done?

0:00:23 > 0:00:24He just took my dress!

0:00:24 > 0:00:28These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

0:00:28 > 0:00:29I hate it.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32..but have no say in their big day.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Is it just going to all be last-minute and just rubbish?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Where did he get green from?

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Just leave me to drown!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45..vanquish dragons...

0:00:45 > 0:00:46- ALL:- Oh, God!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Do as your future mother-in-law tells you!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50..and conquer all before them?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52SCREAMING

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Get out of my pub!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Or the will they be...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57SCREAMING AND GUNSHOT

0:00:57 > 0:00:58..defeated?

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I'm not doing it.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha by Cornershop

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Tonight, fun-loving groom Harry...

0:01:04 > 0:01:07plans a day full of Eastern promise.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10We need Rosa to be overwhelmed at every stage.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14While bride-to-be Rosa just wants a very English affair.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17This is what I want my wedding to be like!

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Can this man...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- So what I'm thinking...- Yeah?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23..is to parade down the seafront, followed by a load of people.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24..give this woman...

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Well, he'd be stupid to not know that I want a '50s dress.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29..the day of her dreams?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30I like this one.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32If he'd nailed the wedding dress,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34then I'd feel fine about the wedding. But he hasn't.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Or will Harry's big idea backfire?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38It's a sari.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'm doubting the whole wedding tomorrow.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54MUSIC: Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Party animal Harry first fell for love-of-his-life Rosa

0:01:56 > 0:02:00when they met at a music festival two and a half years ago.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03The first thing that attracted me to Rosa initially

0:02:03 > 0:02:05was her hair when she was dancing around.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07She was swinging it around like a crazy thing.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08I thought she was a mega babe.

0:02:08 > 0:02:1228-year-old Harry had a mega thing for his mega babe.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16But when it came to making the first move, he stank.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Before we had our first kiss,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Harry farted on me.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23MUSIC: Je T'aime...Moi Non Plus by Serge Gainsbourg

0:02:23 > 0:02:27And then I invited you to have a shower with me.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- That was really nice. - Cos he smelt.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30NEEDLE SCRATCH

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Luckily, their romance didn't disappear down the toilet.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35But, back in the real world,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37it turns out fun-loving free spirit Rosa

0:02:37 > 0:02:40likes having control of everything in her life.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43And now that included Harry.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45She's got very strong opinions

0:02:45 > 0:02:47on what she likes and what she doesn't like.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Cos I'm very...militant.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50I have timeframes.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52In two years' time, I want to be at this point.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Three years' time, I want to have a house.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57And Harry had never thought about that before.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58No, it doesn't stop me doing anything.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I think it's changed him a little bit.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03She's not going to, like, tell me I can't do something.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Because he kind of changed from being this easy-going boy

0:03:07 > 0:03:11to this man who had to start thinking about his future.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13And, when it came to their future together,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Harry was under strict instructions.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I've always said to Harry,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21"I would never live with a man unless I had a ring upon my finger."

0:03:21 > 0:03:24So you always knew you'd need to propose to me.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yeah.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30All Harry had to decide about the proposal was where and when.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34He picked Rosa's birthday, on holiday in India.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I found a perfect place, just as the sun was setting.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I got down on one knee and proposed.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42You do get the instant, like, "What if she says no?"

0:03:42 > 0:03:45I think I'd have had to push you in the sea, you know.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Would have ruined our holiday if I'd said no.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49A bit, yeah.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55With a new engagement ring on her finger, Rosa let Harry move in.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Now the couple live together in Brighton.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01But it's not always a total joyride.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05I am a bit of a control freak, in all areas of my life.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08If I don't get my own way, then I throw my toys out of the pram.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Tantrum.- Yes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13When in that sort of tantrum-y kind of mood,

0:04:13 > 0:04:17she'll come back into a room just to leave and slam the door again.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18DOOR SLAMS

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Drama!- And so people know I'm upset with them.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23People know. They know.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25And, when it comes to her wedding,

0:04:25 > 0:04:29this control freak bride has spent years perfecting a plan.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31A terribly English plan.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35I do have a very clear idea of how I want my dream wedding to be -

0:04:35 > 0:04:38in an English stately home,

0:04:38 > 0:04:42where everyone's dressed up in their lovely vintage-style dresses,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44with a vintage tea party,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46all the lovely decorated crockery,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49all of the lovely cakes, lots of champagne,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51lots of strawberries, lots of scones.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56There's something very romantic, very English about that.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Very classy.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Nothing less than a classy vintage English tea party,

0:05:01 > 0:05:04with all the vintage English trimmings,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06will please this picky bride.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Oh, and there's another small detail that will have big consequences

0:05:11 > 0:05:13if Harry gets it wrong.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18It's very important for me to have a '50s dress.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23So it's got that vintage feel, it's very elegant, very classy.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27He's known me long enough to know what style dresses I wear.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32The majority of my wardrobe is the vintage '50s-style dress.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37That's the one thing that, if he got wrong, I would be gutted.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40It would break my heart, I think.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45So, for this wedding to be Rosa's cup of tea, it's all about the detail.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49But Harry's more interested in the bigger picture.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51People worry about all the wrong things with weddings.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55So people worry about the doilies or the vintage crockery.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58None of it matters. None of it actually matters whatsoever.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Or even if there's any vol-au-vents. No-one gives...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02No-one actually cares about miniature quiches.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05She obviously really likes it, so I'm not going to say it's boring.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06But I find it a bit boring.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09But why is a control freak with an obsession for detail

0:06:09 > 0:06:11handing over the biggest day of her life

0:06:11 > 0:06:13to a man who doesn't care about details?

0:06:13 > 0:06:18I would like Harry to prove that he knows me well enough by now

0:06:18 > 0:06:20to make the right decisions,

0:06:20 > 0:06:25and to show that he knows a little bit about what my taste is.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27That's important.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Harry does know Rosa's taste.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The trouble is, he thinks it's boring.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35He's convinced he can pull off a wedding that is bigger, better

0:06:35 > 0:06:38and more thrilling to wow his bride.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41He wants flamboyant and exciting.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44So what better way than with...

0:06:44 > 0:06:46A big, Bollywood-themed wedding.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49MUSIC: Mundian To Bach Ke by Panjabi MC

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Colourful, Indian-style Bollywood music

0:06:52 > 0:06:55and hopefully some Bollywood performers.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I want to have a really big entrance to the wedding.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Just make it as colourful and as vibrant as possible.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05This is going to be fun. This all about having fun.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Cos if it's not fun when you get married, then what's the point?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Instead of her stylish, vintage, English affair,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Rosa's getting a bold, brash Bollywood wedding.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Still, there is a good reason.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21It's inspired by Harry's romantic Indian proposal.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25She might want to forget his romantic Indian proposal.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27After the proposal in India,

0:07:27 > 0:07:31I woke up with horrendous tummy ache

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- and I was being sick out of both ends.- Eurgh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37And it did ruin it a little bit for me.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Rosa's departing words from India were...

0:07:40 > 0:07:43"I hate India! I hate England! And I hate you!"

0:07:43 > 0:07:45THEY LAUGH

0:07:48 > 0:07:51The time has come for Rosa and Harry to say goodbye.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- This is it.- This is it.- Three weeks.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Are you going to miss me? - Of course I'm going to miss you.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Are you going to cry? - I don't know about cry.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- You'd better cry.- I don't really cry very often, but...

0:08:04 > 0:08:06There we go. Packed.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07SHE WHINES

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Harry's moving out to live with friends while Rosa will stay at home.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17The next time they see each other will be when they say, "I do,"

0:08:17 > 0:08:18in three weeks' time.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I'm going to miss you. - I'll see you on the wedding day.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24I'm starting to get a bit upset!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25You'll be fine.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Mwah!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Love you!- Love you.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35'Yeah, I'm feeling a bit sad. I'm really going to miss her.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37'Best thing to do is just get cracking

0:08:37 > 0:08:40'with the preparations and stuff. Keep my mind occupied.'

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I hope she's OK.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I really hope that she handles it well.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46She was looking a little bit sad earlier on.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50I did have to stop myself from crying as he was leaving.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51It hasn't really sunk in yet

0:08:51 > 0:08:53that I'm not going to see him for three weeks.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56So goodness knows what's going through his head at the moment.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00He must be a million times more stressed than I'm feeling.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Harry has three weeks to plan a huge Indian-themed wedding

0:09:05 > 0:09:08he hopes will CURRY favour with his picky bride.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11So he's off to talk tactics with best man Joe.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Naturally, over an Indian.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's going to be a big Bollywood extravaganza.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Bollywood?- Bollywood.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21When we were in India, Rosa got really, really sick

0:09:21 > 0:09:23and I want to sort of...

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Remind her of that?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, I don't want to remind her of that!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I want to un-remind her of that,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30so we can have a really good, colourful, vibrant time.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- As long as she doesn't get sick at the wedding.- No.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36As the boys get stuck in to a Ruby Murray...

0:09:38 > 0:09:41..Rosa's much more at home with a couple of Rosie Lee.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44So she's getting together with mum Vanya

0:09:44 > 0:09:48and bridesmaids Louise and Lisa over a traditional English cuppa.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- So pretty!- Beautiful.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53This is what I want my wedding to be like!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55THEY LAUGH

0:09:55 > 0:09:58But with no idea of what Harry's got brewing,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01this bride isn't letting go of her wedding dream.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03This was pretty much what you planned, wasn't it?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yeah, exactly it. English vintage tea party.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07If he wanted to make his bright happy,

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- this would be the right thing to do. - Do you think Harry's romantic?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12He's romantic when he's told to be.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- THEY LAUGH - That's not romantic!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Well...- That doesn't count. - Of course it counts.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Who cares if it counts? She's not there to tell him what to do now.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28And Harry's got his own ideas. Some very big, Indian-inspired ideas.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's really important to me that, when the guests arrive,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34it's got to look as Indian and colourful and Bollywood as possible,

0:10:34 > 0:10:36like a temple or something like that,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38to make sure it really has a massive impact.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Everybody's got to be dressed up,

0:10:40 > 0:10:41so there's got to be like a dress code.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Really grand entrances for me and Rosa,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47so I'll arrive on a large animal of some sort.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I want to have like an Indian dance troupe,

0:10:49 > 0:10:53and us coming in, maybe like a Bollywood-style dance.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Just sort of, like... us and a few other people.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58HE LAUGHS

0:10:58 > 0:11:01How are you going to feel if he doesn't deliver what you want?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03What's going to be the most disappointing thing?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05If he's done something completely off-the-wall

0:11:05 > 0:11:08and it's not me at all and I hate it, then...

0:11:08 > 0:11:12we can get divorced and then married again, and I can do the wedding!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Do you think he's going to go for the big extravaganza?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Harry is definitely going to think big,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22and probably bite off more than he can chew.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, Harry may be getting just a bit carried away

0:11:25 > 0:11:28with his wish list of temples, giant animals

0:11:28 > 0:11:30and big Bollywood dance routines,

0:11:30 > 0:11:32but it's not like he's planning a huge procession

0:11:32 > 0:11:35through the streets of Brighton or anything.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36If we could have a procession -

0:11:36 > 0:11:39a really noisy, colourful, paint-flying-everywhere procession -

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I think that would be really fun.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh. Turns out he is.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I hope she wants a wedding like that.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46I think she'll really love it.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Um...but I think...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51So, on top of everything else,

0:11:51 > 0:11:53there's a big Bollywood procession through Brighton.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57But there's one thing Harry knows could make or break the whole day.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'm a little bit worried about Rosa's dress,

0:12:00 > 0:12:02cos I think it's quite a big part of the night.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04She doesn't want to be dressed wrong for her wedding.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- He knows what kind of dresses you wear, doesn't he?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08'50s kind of stuff.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Well, he'd be stupid to not know that I want a '50s dress.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- We have to find an amazing sari, so...- Sari?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Did you just say sari?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah, sari, so heavily embroidered...

0:12:18 > 0:12:20um, really good quality one...

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Do you think she's going to like that?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24I don't know.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25I'm going to need advice

0:12:25 > 0:12:27and then at least I can blame you

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- a little bit if it's wrong. - Yeah, OK, fair enough.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Harry hopes to pull off a wedding so big, bold and brilliant

0:12:32 > 0:12:35it will convince his bride there's more to life

0:12:35 > 0:12:37than getting bogged down in the detail.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39But best man Joe's already worried.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I hope Rosa's going to like it,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44but you just don't know at this point, you just...no idea.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48'He wants to do about half a dozen different things'

0:12:48 > 0:12:52and with only three weeks to do it, everything could go wrong.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- That's a good one, Joey. - Yeah, well,

0:12:54 > 0:12:56it's not going to get you very far, is it?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00While Harry's Indian extravaganza ideas are still up in the air...

0:13:01 > 0:13:05..Rosa's dream of an elegant English wedding is set in stone.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08And she knows exactly where she would have it.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Along with her mum, Vanya, and bridesmaids, Louise and Frankie,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15she's visiting Stanmer House,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18a Grade I listed mansion just outside Brighton.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Set among acres of woodland,

0:13:22 > 0:13:25it's the perfect setting for the vintage English wedding

0:13:25 > 0:13:27she's always dreamed of.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Oh, this is amazing. - Wow. Really, really stunning venue.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- So grand, isn't it? - Yeah, it's like Downton Abbey.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Imagine turning up here in your horse and carriage.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39This is what I want.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41This is my dream.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Shall we go in?- Yeah, let's.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47While Rosa dreams of Downton Abbey,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Harry's thinking more downtown Delhi.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52He wants real, authentic Indian

0:13:52 > 0:13:55and it doesn't get much more authentic

0:13:55 > 0:13:58than a real Hindu temple in Crawley.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I like the entrance bit, it's pretty good, isn't it?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02The entrance bit is pretty cool.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04This bit...is beautiful.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I really the door, you know it's pretty, it's...

0:14:07 > 0:14:09authentic, it's traditional.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Rosa want authentic and traditional too,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13just from a completely different country.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15ROSA GASPS

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Wow.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Oh, this is lovely.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I can't get over it, I'm speechless.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's a pretty amazing room.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Stanmer House is renowned for their wonderful afternoon teas...- Mm-hm.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30..so I think we'd get everyone in here for the reception,

0:14:30 > 0:14:35sitting down, enjoying a nice, three-tier afternoon tea.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40Waitresses, waiters, in vintage little pinafores.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Yeah, that would look fantastic. - Butlers, that would be nice!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44THEY LAUGH

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Back at Harry's temple, the inside's as good as the outside.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I like all this stuff. I think that's pretty cool.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54That is beautiful, isn't it?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yeah, this is the sort of look I'm going for.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57BELL RINGS

0:14:57 > 0:14:59But there's one big question,

0:14:59 > 0:15:03can Harry and Rosa actually get married here if they're not Hindu?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06THEY SPEAK THEIR OWN LANGUAGE

0:15:06 > 0:15:09He can do, solemnise the marriage in the Hindu way.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- OK, so it doesn't matter..? - Doesn't matter what you are.- OK.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Great news, but there could be a different issue.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- No alcohol.- No, no. - TELEPHONE RINGS

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Anything you need, any alcohol in the...

0:15:20 > 0:15:21during the wedding ceremony.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23No alcohol?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Well, maybe Rosa won't want any.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Yeah, we could serve gin in teacups, that would be great.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32No, she's hoping to get on the gin.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I definitely would get rid of these

0:15:34 > 0:15:37and have all vintage crockery, mismatched.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Mismatched, yeah.- Yeah, that would be good, yeah.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45I started having feelings of doubt as soon as we left each other

0:15:45 > 0:15:49that I'm not going to have any control over organising this wedding

0:15:49 > 0:15:51and it's all on Harry's shoulders.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53It's starting to terrify me.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56If Harry hasn't chosen something with the wow factor,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I think not only myself will be...

0:15:58 > 0:16:01disappointed, but all of our guests will too.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05You want to get married somewhere that's grand and beautiful.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Nice to meet you, yes.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Back at the temple, Harry's beginning to suspect

0:16:10 > 0:16:14that as authentic as it is, this very holy place

0:16:14 > 0:16:16might not be ideal for the fun, flamboyant

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Bollywood extravaganza he wants.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21At the end of the day it's an actual place of worship

0:16:21 > 0:16:26and I think my idea for this wedding is, er...

0:16:26 > 0:16:30I'm going for loud and colourful and vibrant and... kind of fun.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32For this wedding to work,

0:16:32 > 0:16:34we need Rosa to be overwhelmed at every stage.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39For now, the search for a ceremony venue goes on the back burner,

0:16:39 > 0:16:42while Harry heads home to Brighton to turn his attention

0:16:42 > 0:16:45to the more dazzling aspects of his wedding,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48elements he hopes will blow his bride away

0:16:48 > 0:16:51and make her forget she wants an English wedding.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56# Dance with me. #

0:16:56 > 0:16:59So, how do you make absolutely certain your wedding

0:16:59 > 0:17:00is completely unforgettable?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Simple, Harry's going to perform a big Bollywood dance routine

0:17:04 > 0:17:08with all his mates, in front of his bride, just before they get married.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's going to be quite weird, but...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13the guys are really up for it, they're a good hunch, so

0:17:13 > 0:17:14we'll try our best.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Hello.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hey! How are you doing, man?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20So they don't embarrass themselves completely,

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Harry's booked lessons with a dance guru.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25So, you're going to be some sort of Bollywood hero?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26That's the plan, to woo her.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30So, I want it to be, sort of colourful and vibrant and loud.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- OK. - HARRY LAUGHS

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Let's see, let's make you into a Bollywood hero, then.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35OK, let's do it.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37# Do the D-A-N-C-E... #

0:17:37 > 0:17:41To gauge exactly how much the boys have in the way of skill or ability,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44teacher Jay starts them off with a nice, easy warm up.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46# Do the dance...

0:17:46 > 0:17:49# The way you move is a mystery

0:17:52 > 0:17:54# Do the dance... #

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Make some noise!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:18:00 > 0:18:01JAY LAUGHS

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Well done, boys.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04That was just the warm up, though.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07First of all, you're running on stage, running on stage...

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Jay's routine will put Harry centre stage,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12with a grand entrance to greet his bride.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Getting into positions,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- into positions and then we're jumping.- OK, sounds good.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19BOLLYWOOD MUSIC STARTS

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Timing and coordination are essential.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25One, two, three. One, two, three...

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Sadly, timing and coordination are in short supply.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30We'll try it again.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Ah, let's see. I mean, I think what it is,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35are you going to have a chance to rehearse at the venue as well?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Probably not.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- We'll do it in the house. We'll... - OK, fine.- All right, here we go.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45But after seven run-throughs, they do seem to be getting the hang of it.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48And it's only taken 20 minutes.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53That's the first ten seconds of the routine sorted.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Just another one minute, 50 seconds to go.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00They've still got a lot of... lot of work to do, lot more timing,

0:19:00 > 0:19:02timing issues, getting their hands in the right place,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05getting the steps right, but they've not got much time

0:19:05 > 0:19:08and they're going to have to work hard, I should think.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha by Cornershop

0:19:15 > 0:19:19'Really, really hard. None of us are dancers, as you can tell.'

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I think we're going to have to put in a lot of practice.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I think the first half's the hardest,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26we've got into the rhythm of him teaching us now.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I think it will be great.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Harry's pretty confident, but what about the others?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- It's going to...go pear-shaped. - Yeah.- I'm pretty sure.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Yeah, we want to make sure that, er...

0:19:37 > 0:19:40we make her proud and make sure that he has a good day,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- because if it's on our shoulders, everything's- BLEEP.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Well, that's encouraging.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50TRANCE MUSIC

0:19:50 > 0:19:53It's the end of week one, and with no wedding venue

0:19:53 > 0:19:56and only half a dance routine under his belt,

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Harry's beginning to worry

0:19:57 > 0:20:00that he may have bitten off more than he can chew

0:20:00 > 0:20:02with his hugely ambitious wedding plan.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05I keep getting these waves of panic and I'm like, oh, my God!

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Everything's going to go wrong.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I really miss Rosa, really miss her now.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's better for me, cos I'm really busy, I've...

0:20:10 > 0:20:12kind of got my mind full with doing all this.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15I can imagine it being really tough for her, just sort of

0:20:15 > 0:20:19kicking around at home and not doing as much. I reckon she's worrying.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- I think she should be worrying! - HARRY LAUGHS

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Mm, maybe she should.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Harry's back on the road to sort out the next part of his master scheme.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30He needs something unmissable

0:20:30 > 0:20:34to lead his Bollywood parade through the streets of Brighton.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I've got to get my bartering...face on.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43And despite worries about the growing scale of his plans,

0:20:43 > 0:20:47for Harry, this is the one place where size really does matter.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49So, along with Joe,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53he's come to a place in south London that might have just the thing.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Nellie the elephant Packed her trunk... #

0:20:55 > 0:20:58A ten foot tall, stainless steel elephant.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Welcome to Nellie.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- That is amazing.- Wow.- You might want something more realistic.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- What's more realistic than this? I don't want a real elephant.- Mm...

0:21:06 > 0:21:09So, what I'm thinking, is to parade

0:21:09 > 0:21:11down the seafront followed by a load of people.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Making a big racket. - Yeah, that'll work.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Do you think that's doable?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Yeah, that works.- I think...- That's perfect for her, she'd love that.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Harry's sold on his mammoth metal animal.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25But there's another elephant in the room, the cost.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Time to put on that bartering face.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30What is it going to cost to get it down to Brighton?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34It's going to be in the region of 2.8 thousand.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35- It's not the cheapest option.- No.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39The taxi is a lot cheaper, but it's nowhere near as much fun.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Is there any room for negotiation on the price?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43What do you need it to be?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45I was thinking about two grand.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46TILL RINGS

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Not the best bartering face.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Halfway?

0:21:50 > 0:21:51TILL RINGS

0:21:51 > 0:21:52That one's not much better.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Is there any chance of doing 2.2, maybe?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Hard.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Let's make this one count.- Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01TILL RINGS

0:22:01 > 0:22:03- As it's a wedding...- Yeah.- 2.2.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Go on, then.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Sold, to the man with the rubbish bartering face.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Harry's bagged big Nellie to lead his wedding parade,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14for just under a fifth of his entire budget.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Mm. Bargain.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18I mean, it was little bit more expensive than I wanted.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20I think it will be worth it as well,

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I think it will be an important part of our...

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- I reckon so.- ..an important part of our day.- Yeah.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26I think that's the bit

0:22:26 > 0:22:28I'm looking forward to the most, is the procession.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Well, on the biggest day of your life,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32having not seen your bride in three weeks,

0:22:32 > 0:22:35who wouldn't be most looking forward to a big metal elephant?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41But fashionista Rosa has a huge obsession of her own,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43because the most important thing about her dream wedding

0:22:43 > 0:22:45is her dream wedding dress.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Not wanting to compromise her '50s style,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50especially on her big day,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Rosa has always dreamt of a bespoke dress,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55carefully crafted by her maid of honour, Louise.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Ever since I got engaged, we've been thinking about

0:22:58 > 0:23:00what she would make me as a wedding dress.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- OK, do you want to have a look at some dresses?- Yes, I do.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04And try some of them on.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Dressmaker Louise's handmade gowns

0:23:06 > 0:23:09are ideal for our vintage-loving bride

0:23:09 > 0:23:12and one in particular has Rosa's name on it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14No, it literally has her name on it.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16This one is the Rosa dress.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Oh, it's very me.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Yeah, that's beautiful. - The Rosa dress...

0:23:21 > 0:23:22LAUGHTER

0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Da-da, da-da...- Yes, you should definitely try that one on.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Yeah, definitely. - Yeah...- I like this one.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31While Rosa dreams of handmade and bespoke...

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Harry's thinking more self-assembly.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37He's come to Southall in London to find Rosa's wedding dress,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40except the dress he wants isn't a dress.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44It's an authentic Indian wrap-around sari.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46So this has got the blend of colours, eh?

0:23:46 > 0:23:47What's more,

0:23:47 > 0:23:52Harry knows even less about saris than he does about dresses.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53So, you tie a knot?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55HARRY LAUGHS

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Oh...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58that's how you do it.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01That is, yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful sari.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07In Brighton, Vanya, Louise and Lizzie are waiting

0:24:07 > 0:24:10for Rosa to dress in the Rosa dress.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Ta-dah!- Oh, wow.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Like it?

0:24:14 > 0:24:19- That looks amazing.- Wow. Give us a spin. That's beautiful.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh, I love this one.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26You look beautiful.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Like a bride!

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I've always wanted a white wedding dress.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I like to jazz it up a little bit. - Yes.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34The traditional white dress,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37but it's really important to have a bit of colour as well.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40OK. So that's a bit of colour...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42So, I'm thinking, like, pink or purple.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44This pink is pretty special, isn't it?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, Harry IS going for colour...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49just with no white dress attached.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52What's that bit on the end of this one?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53- It's the blouse.- Oh, OK.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yeah. Blouse.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00But it seems these flamboyant saris might not be right after all.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Have you got one with more sparkle? - Yes, we do, Harry.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Let's try...- Very heavy...

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Yep, he wants something even more flamboyant than that.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- So, are we being very fussy?- Yes.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14If I don't get a '50s dress, similar to this,

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm going to feel upset and cheated.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Surely he should know by now that I like my '50s dresses?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I would just feel like he doesn't pay any attention to what I wear.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26It's too much of a risk,

0:25:26 > 0:25:30to, like, pick something that's so far from what you like.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- That would be a gamble. - Yeah, it would be a massive gamble.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37In that case, Harry could be about to hit a losing streak,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39because he's betting his whole wedding on this

0:25:39 > 0:25:41top-of-the-range sari.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43You can say this is the wow factor.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yeah, that one definitely is.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- It's definitely more sort of... - Bridal.- ..bridal, yeah.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Finally, Harry's found something for his wife.- Yes!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Finally(!) It took about half an hour!

0:25:53 > 0:25:54THEY LAUGH

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Oh, wow.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Ah! I like that.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59What do you think?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Yeah.- The pink is super-girlie. - It's lovely.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Back in Brighton, Rosa is falling for

0:26:04 > 0:26:08another of Louise's handmade vintage dresses.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09What do you think, Mum?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11I really love that.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13It's really gorgeous. It's very you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15As much as I like the other one,

0:26:15 > 0:26:20this is the 1950s tea-party wedding dress,

0:26:20 > 0:26:22which I've always dreamed of.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23It's got pink in it,

0:26:23 > 0:26:25so my favourite colour.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29I think if Harry hasn't chosen a '50s-style dress,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm going to feel disappointed,

0:26:31 > 0:26:34cos that's my style. That's what I always wear.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36And he knows that.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37So, if he fails me on that part,

0:26:37 > 0:26:41I'm going to be wearing a dress which isn't part of my personality

0:26:41 > 0:26:42on my wedding day.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44What is the cost of this one?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Harry just needs to get the sari in budget,

0:26:46 > 0:26:50and Rosa's dress dreams will be gone for good.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- I'll not give you a shock, I'll give you happy news.- OK, good.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55The price is 800.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00- OK.- It was 850, but I already cut 50 down, so...- It's a lot.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02It's way over my budget, isn't it?

0:27:02 > 0:27:04OK, Harry, what's your budget?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08The budget we had was 300.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Would you take 500?

0:27:09 > 0:27:15- We do bargaining and we do discount, but not that much!- OK.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17How about 650?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20- OK, Harry.- There we go.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- That's with the tailoring? - Thank you very much.- Thank you.

0:27:24 > 0:27:30Harry happily hands over £650 for the most important dress - I mean, sari -

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Rosa will ever wear.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35But with less than two weeks to go, and a growing to-do list,

0:27:35 > 0:27:38he's beginning to feel a bit SARI for himself.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41I just want to make it as big and vibrant as possible.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Everything's up in the air at the minute.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45We still haven't got a venue.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48The mechanical elephant was more money than I'd planned,

0:27:48 > 0:27:50so everything is just sort of creeping up.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54I need to make some serious decisions later on

0:27:54 > 0:27:57about what budget we've got left to spend on things.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06In Brighton, not having any control over her wedding

0:28:06 > 0:28:08is beginning to get to control freak Rosa.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I am really starting to stress.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13My wedding will be taking place in a week-and-a-half

0:28:13 > 0:28:17and I don't have a clue what I'm wearing,

0:28:17 > 0:28:20- where it is, what time it is...- Oh, my God.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22..and when is the hen do?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24If he misses the boat for that, that's it. No hen do.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27I'm only going to have a hen do once in my life,

0:28:27 > 0:28:29and I would like it before my wedding,

0:28:29 > 0:28:30rather than after the wedding.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32What if he's trying to save money?

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Have you thought about that?

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Whatever it is, I just want some kind of celebration.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Rosa's definitely getting a lot more nervous.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44I think it's dawning on her just how much she's asking of him to do.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47I think without having her telling him what to do,

0:28:47 > 0:28:51he's got a bit more freedom to do something that he likes. Yeah.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54I am starting to get quite worried.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Well, perhaps she should be.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03Harry's been so busy organising his huge dance number, huge procession

0:29:03 > 0:29:07and huge elephant, there's still one huge detail to sort out -

0:29:07 > 0:29:09somewhere to get married.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13But he may have a saviour, and a royal one at that.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Brighton's Royal Pavilion,

0:29:15 > 0:29:18King George IV's flamboyant fantasy folly of a palace,

0:29:18 > 0:29:21which Harry's hoping is perfect

0:29:21 > 0:29:24for his flamboyant fantasy folly of a wedding.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27The architecture's amazing. It fits in with our theme,

0:29:27 > 0:29:29it's Indian style.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Do we get married somewhere that's not that special,

0:29:32 > 0:29:34or do we get married in the Brighton Pavilion,

0:29:34 > 0:29:36which is just absolutely stunning,

0:29:36 > 0:29:39and I think Rosa will appreciate that.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Come on through, Harry.- Thank you.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43So, this is the room that we use for the weddings.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45- It seats 44 people.- OK.

0:29:45 > 0:29:50This place looks perfect for Rosa's traditional English ceremony,

0:29:50 > 0:29:52but Harry's more interested in

0:29:52 > 0:29:55whether it's fit for his big Bollywood blow out.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57OK. So are you allowed to sing in here?

0:29:57 > 0:30:00You are. We've had people singing All You Need Is Love...

0:30:00 > 0:30:03- How about dancing? - I'm afraid not.- Oh!- No.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07So I'm actually going to dance for my fiancee at some point.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08We could dance on the lawn?

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Oh, you can dance on the lawn. - Yeah?- Oh, yes.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13There's another thing which...

0:30:13 > 0:30:16I have life-size mechanical elephant.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18- Do you?- Yeah.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21We're all going to follow it to the next venue, because it's on wheels.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24That would be great, because there is a path all the way through

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- the estate of the Royal Pavilion here.- We could bring it...

0:30:27 > 0:30:30You could bring it onto the path of the Royal Pavilion,

0:30:30 > 0:30:33and then you could all leave the King's Apartment lawns behind it.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34That sounds brilliant.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37So, after ten whole minutes spent looking at the ceremony room,

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Harry's off outside to see

0:30:39 > 0:30:43if the pavilion has the potential for his priority - the parade.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47My procession will have, like, whistles and drums and stuff.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50- Is that OK?- That's fine. - A noisy procession.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52- As long as there's no fire-eaters we don't mind.- There's not.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55- I can imagine you're a bit worried about fire.- Slightly, yes.

0:30:55 > 0:30:59The pavilion could make Harry's big, bold vision

0:30:59 > 0:31:01even bigger and bolder than he'd hoped for,

0:31:01 > 0:31:04and he's getting excited by the possibilities.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06One of the things that really sold it for me is,

0:31:06 > 0:31:09we can have the procession round the pavilion gardens,

0:31:09 > 0:31:11with our big mechanical elephant.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14This is potentially a place where we can dance, make loads of noise,

0:31:14 > 0:31:17so, yeah, it just ticks all the boxes for me.

0:31:17 > 0:31:22Harry forks out £750 on his perfect grand backdrop.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26But now the pressure's on to make sure all the other

0:31:26 > 0:31:29elements for his Indian theme live up to the venue.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Time to practise those dance moves,

0:31:34 > 0:31:36because, let's face it, they need to.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Ho!

0:31:38 > 0:31:40One, two, three, four...

0:31:40 > 0:31:41BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:41 > 0:31:45With just a week to go until the boys perform in front of Rosa,

0:31:45 > 0:31:46and over 100 wedding guests,

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Harry's cracking the whip.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58- Guys, we need to do it again.- Oh...

0:31:58 > 0:32:00We need to do it again. Come on, let's do it again!

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Will we do it again?- Yeah.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10He's been drilling us on the dance moves.

0:32:10 > 0:32:15I think we've done it a dozen times tonight already.

0:32:15 > 0:32:16OK.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19He's got a lot riding on this,

0:32:19 > 0:32:22so everybody's got to pull their socks up, sort of thing.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25Well, there's definitely some improvement

0:32:25 > 0:32:27but with time beginning to run short,

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Harry's starting to feel the pressure.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31I'm absolutely exhausted.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34I wake up every morning in the middle of a scary dream

0:32:34 > 0:32:36about the wedding. It's a big thing I'm doing,

0:32:36 > 0:32:40doing a Bollywood dance with my pals and all the guests,

0:32:40 > 0:32:43getting married in the pavilion,

0:32:43 > 0:32:46organising a mechanical elephant to have a procession through town

0:32:46 > 0:32:49with 100 people, I'm doing all of the stuff for this wedding

0:32:49 > 0:32:52with Rosa in mind, so I'm thinking about her a lot.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55I really hope she likes it because it's been hard work

0:32:55 > 0:32:57and if it goes...

0:32:57 > 0:33:01I don't know. I'll just be really pleased that I've given her

0:33:01 > 0:33:03a really great day,

0:33:03 > 0:33:06and I'll be really pleased that I've managed to pull it off.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13It's the beginning of week three,

0:33:13 > 0:33:14time for the hen do.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Please let it not be kayaking.

0:33:17 > 0:33:21Rosa and her friends have been told to head to Brighton beach.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25It may have something to do with fishing.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28But maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised

0:33:28 > 0:33:30and we'll be going to a spa instead.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33I'm hoping it's just, like, a bluff.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Morning, ladies.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38ALL: Hello!

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Is Rosa here? Are you... OK, hi, Rosa.

0:33:41 > 0:33:42So, if you want to follow me...

0:33:42 > 0:33:46Harry's determined to keep his Indian wedding plan a secret.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50So, obviously, he's splashed out on a kayaking lesson(!)

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Harry said you liked sailing and gin...

0:33:52 > 0:33:56Yeah, I like sailing on an exotic island somewhere.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58OK. Well, we can imagine.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00We can push it to that.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09I'm terrified. Here we go. Wish me luck!

0:34:13 > 0:34:16It's Rosa's first taste of Harry's organisational skills,

0:34:16 > 0:34:19and despite the slightly damp reception to the idea...

0:34:19 > 0:34:22SHRIEKING

0:34:22 > 0:34:26..she seems to be enjoying life on the ocean waves.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35But the surprises don't end there.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Oh, it looks like it's a message in a bottle.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43"Dear beautiful Rosa.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46"Our wedding is on the 3rd of October."

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Oh. At least I know when the wedding is!

0:34:49 > 0:34:52Rosa was worried Harry could come unstuck planning the wedding,

0:34:52 > 0:34:56but now at least she knows he's booked something...whatever it is.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59I'm feeling relieved about the invitation.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02At least we know when the wedding is happening.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03That's a bit of a relief.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I was starting to panic a little bit.

0:35:05 > 0:35:06It's not too clear where it is.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09It might just be a pretty picture that he's drawn you.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11You just don't know, do you?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Well, we've got a wedding. Yay!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17And the good news keeps coming.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20I got a text from Harry.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23"Go and have a hot shower and recharge.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27"Be at Metrodeco at six o'clock for cocktails."

0:35:27 > 0:35:29THEY CHEER

0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Well done.- Well done!

0:35:31 > 0:35:33THEY WHISTLE AND CHEER

0:35:33 > 0:35:36For her evening do, Rosa gets something

0:35:36 > 0:35:40she had always dreamed of for her wedding - teapots and alcohol.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43THEY CHEER

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Here's to the wedding!

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Thank you, Harry.- Well done, Harry.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Rosa's starting to feel that Harry might actually be

0:35:51 > 0:35:54thinking of her with his wedding plans.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57One more week to go and then we'll be married,

0:35:57 > 0:36:00and then we can spend the rest of our lives together!

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Cheers to that!

0:36:02 > 0:36:03Cheers.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07The panic that I was feeling in my chest has turned into excitement.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09At least I know I've got a wedding happening.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12Hopefully, it's going to be something that I enjoy.

0:36:12 > 0:36:17Good. Because right now, Harry needs all the hope he can get.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20It's less than a week to the big day,

0:36:20 > 0:36:23and the groom who thought details weren't important

0:36:23 > 0:36:26is beginning to realise just how important

0:36:26 > 0:36:28those details are after all.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31I'm feeling a little bit stressed now.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33It might all collapse.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36There was a possibility of it all exploding,

0:36:36 > 0:36:39so I'm not even thinking about that at the minute.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42There's not enough brain capacity to think about that.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44It's a bit scary.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47So, with just over £1,000 left in the budget,

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Harry heads off on a spending spree for his bride-to-be.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54But Rosa may not be too pleased with his shopping list,

0:36:54 > 0:36:56as there's nothing vintage...

0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Can you do 100 for 100? Is that too much?- OK.

0:36:59 > 0:37:00..tea party...

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Great. So that's ten.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05..or quintessentially English in sight.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08HE SPEAKS IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE

0:37:08 > 0:37:13Next, Harry books a Hindu celebrant to perform the ceremony.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16- You can't kiss the bride.- I can't?

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Not at an Indian wedding. No kissing in public.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- No kissing.- Seriously, you want a Bollywood wedding?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24OK. It sounds like I'm in for it.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25THEY LAUGH

0:37:25 > 0:37:27What have I done? What have I done?

0:37:27 > 0:37:31Finally, he checks out the reception venue he's found on the seafront,

0:37:31 > 0:37:35which he hopes to transform into a Bollywood palace of fun.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38What I'm seeing is, to make it Bollywood,

0:37:38 > 0:37:42so you've got sparkly drapes, you've got sort of canvasses on the wall,

0:37:42 > 0:37:48coloured canvasses... We'll cover up the Bob Marley, I think. Sorry, Bob.

0:37:48 > 0:37:52With so much to do and so little time, Harry can only

0:37:52 > 0:37:55cram in one last rehearsal of that all-important dance routine.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Oh,- BLEEP.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00And forward... Is it...?

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Then your hands...

0:38:02 > 0:38:05To make sure his dance has the big Bollywood wow factor,

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Harry's bolstered his rookie best men with some polished professionals.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYS

0:38:22 > 0:38:23I'm surprised.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27I didn't think we had the rhythm but we seem to be working it out.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Yeah. We're doing well. I think!

0:38:30 > 0:38:32We've 90% cracked it.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34We know the moves,

0:38:34 > 0:38:37with about a five-second delay before each one!

0:38:37 > 0:38:40The boys think they've almost nailed it,

0:38:40 > 0:38:42but what do the experts think?

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Knees at different times, arms at different times,

0:38:45 > 0:38:48and I think, in their head, they think they look really good,

0:38:48 > 0:38:50but I think it's going to be a mess.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Mmm. Tough crowd.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55It's the day before the wedding.

0:38:55 > 0:38:56Hiya!

0:38:56 > 0:38:58- Hello!- All right?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Oo-ooh-ooh.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01Oh...

0:39:01 > 0:39:05Rosa and her bridesmaids have been summoned to Rosa's flat.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07CORK POPS

0:39:07 > 0:39:08Ooh! I love that noise.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10With the wedding in just 24 hours,

0:39:10 > 0:39:14our bride is hoping she's about to get her first glimpse

0:39:14 > 0:39:18of the one thing she holds most dear about her big day.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Seeing the dress today is actually going to be the first thing

0:39:22 > 0:39:26which I've actually seen of the whole, entire wedding.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29The dress is really important,

0:39:29 > 0:39:32because I really like fashion and I want to feel comfortable,

0:39:32 > 0:39:36I want to feel confident and I want to feel like I look attractive

0:39:36 > 0:39:38when I go down that aisle.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Here's to you and your amazing dress, hopefully.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Yes, darling.- Can we do positive thinking?- Please don't cry.

0:39:43 > 0:39:49If he's got this wrong, I am going to question our relationship a bit,

0:39:49 > 0:39:51because I think, by now, two-and-a-half years of being

0:39:51 > 0:39:54with someone, you should know what their style is,

0:39:54 > 0:39:57and I'm very much into my vintage fashion.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59If he's messed that up,

0:39:59 > 0:40:02then that could potentially mess up the whole day.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06If he cocks up, then he's got ten bridesmaids to deal with.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08THEY LAUGH

0:40:08 > 0:40:11But Rosa may have to wait a little longer to know

0:40:11 > 0:40:14whether or not to unleash the bridesmaids.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17We can't give her her sari yet because it'll spoil the surprise.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21Obviously, she'll guess, like, sari, Indian, blah, blah, blah.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Harry doesn't want to leave his beloved without

0:40:23 > 0:40:25anything on the night before her wedding,

0:40:25 > 0:40:28so he's come up with a little surprise to throw her off the scent.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30I'm not going to give her the jewellery now

0:40:30 > 0:40:34because that would give it away as well, bindis and Indian jewellery.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37The night before the wedding and we don't know anything still.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39It's half-six.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41It's really annoying.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44- So when are we finding out? - I don't know.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Oh, oh, oh.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Hi.- Hi.- For Rosa.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59- What's this?- Tomorrow.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01See you tomorrow.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03- What's going on?- What? What is it?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06Rosa wanted a dress that was handmade by Louise,

0:41:06 > 0:41:07her maid of honour.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10- Did you make it?- I'm going to just hang it on the wall.

0:41:10 > 0:41:14- Did you make it?- It's supposed to be a surprise.- It's her dress.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17We're not in a shop and it's arrived really late,

0:41:17 > 0:41:21which is making feel like he's probably bought it off the internet.

0:41:21 > 0:41:22No...

0:41:22 > 0:41:25Maybe he's just left everything till the last minute.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29She had dreamed of a 1950s vintage wedding dress.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31What will she make of Harry's...

0:41:31 > 0:41:33well, whatever THIS is?

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Ooh!

0:41:35 > 0:41:37THEY LAUGH AND SHRIEK

0:41:37 > 0:41:38Open it, open it.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40It looks like it's red.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42THEY SHRIEK

0:41:42 > 0:41:44It's not white, it's not vintage

0:41:44 > 0:41:46and it's not even a dress.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51- It's a pink dressing gown. - What's going on?

0:41:51 > 0:41:54And not only has it kept secret what Harry is planning,

0:41:54 > 0:41:58it's led Rosa down the path of something he definitely isn't.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01- It's a- BLEEP- nudist wedding!- No...

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- It's a- BLEEP- nudist wedding.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07She knew it was a nudist wedding.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11- I knew it.- No, it's got to be a joke. It's got to be a joke.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13It seems Harry's plan to throw Rosa off the scent

0:42:13 > 0:42:15might have worked too well

0:42:15 > 0:42:17and Rosa's mum isn't happy.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Where's your bloody dress?

0:42:19 > 0:42:24- Well...- It's the night before your wedding, we need your wedding dress.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27I'm not being funny, I can't believe it. That is a joke. Has to be.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29I don't want to upset you or worry you,

0:42:29 > 0:42:31but we're all kind of, "It's just a joke,"

0:42:31 > 0:42:34but it isn't a joke because it's the night before the wedding

0:42:34 > 0:42:36and that's what you've got. And it's stupid.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38It's not even a nice dressing gown.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41Harry's deception with the one thing Rosa valued most

0:42:41 > 0:42:43has backfired badly.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47That dressing gown could lead to a dressing-down.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48This is what I meant.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52If he'd nailed the wedding dress, I'd feel fine about the wedding,

0:42:52 > 0:42:53- but he hasn't.- Hmm.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55So...

0:42:56 > 0:42:59I'm not chuffed...for you.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01- I think it's all going to be OK. - When?

0:43:03 > 0:43:05'I feel sick to my stomach, to be honest.'

0:43:05 > 0:43:09I'm really, really worried that if he's left this to the last minute,

0:43:09 > 0:43:11he's left everything to the last minute,

0:43:11 > 0:43:14and it's just going to be a last-minute, crap wedding,

0:43:14 > 0:43:18when my daughter deserves the wedding of her dreams, so...

0:43:18 > 0:43:21I can tell she's putting a brave face on it,

0:43:21 > 0:43:23but she's actually really quite upset.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26I'm just really cross with Harry.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30It's quarter past seven the night before my wedding day.

0:43:30 > 0:43:34I'm wearing a child's blooming dressing gown.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37It just shows complete lack of organisation on his part.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40If he can't even organise the wedding dress,

0:43:40 > 0:43:44which is a pinnacle part of the wedding,

0:43:44 > 0:43:46he can't even get that sorted,

0:43:46 > 0:43:48then I'm doubting the whole wedding tomorrow.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55It's the morning of the wedding.

0:43:55 > 0:43:59With no idea of the dress drama he created yesterday,

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Harry's packing Rosa's wedding sari

0:44:01 > 0:44:06and still hoping his big Indian day will blow his bride away.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08It's been a bit of a whirlwind.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12There were times when I thought it's never going to happen.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Of course it's been worth it, yeah.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Once Rosa gets this,

0:44:16 > 0:44:19as long as she doesn't kill me later on,

0:44:19 > 0:44:22or turn up in tears or anything like that, it'll be fine.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25But across town, things are far from fine.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28Harry's arranged a hotel for Rosa to get ready in.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31He's even remembered hair and make-up.

0:44:31 > 0:44:35But despite all that, the mood is as flat as a chapatti.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37I feel sick.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39I am terrified.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42I think I've held it together pretty well up until today,

0:44:42 > 0:44:46the day of the wedding, and I am starting to lose my shit a bit.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48I feel terrified.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51I have to keep on going to the toilet because I feel sick.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Harry has left instructions for hair and make-up

0:44:54 > 0:44:57to transform his bride into a Bollywood princess,

0:44:57 > 0:45:01however Rosa still has no idea about his theme.

0:45:01 > 0:45:06I'm not sure if Rosa's going to like it...

0:45:09 > 0:45:11That wasn't what I was expecting.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17- Oh, Rosa, what are we going to do? - I don't know.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19I'm feeling really nervous.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22The make-up goes down about as well as the dressing gown did.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25I just think what Harry chose for the eyeliner makes me

0:45:25 > 0:45:27look like a man in drag.

0:45:27 > 0:45:28The hair's not good, either.

0:45:28 > 0:45:32Do you think I've got enough time to go to a hairdresser's?

0:45:32 > 0:45:35You haven't got enough time to go to a hairdresser's.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37You won't find one now.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39You don't want it up?

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Mm-mm.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Oblivious that his touches of Bollywood

0:45:43 > 0:45:45are currently more Bolly-wouldn't,

0:45:45 > 0:45:48Harry's transforming his beachfront bar

0:45:48 > 0:45:51into an Indian party venue for his reception.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54I'm just taking the Jamaican flags down.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57It's a Jamaican beach bar. It needs to be a Bollywood beach bar.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Ah!

0:45:59 > 0:46:00Hey, boys!

0:46:00 > 0:46:03While Harry's making sure his groomsmen are suited

0:46:03 > 0:46:05and booted appropriately...

0:46:05 > 0:46:06- That's so cool.- Yeah.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09HE SINGS

0:46:09 > 0:46:13..Rosa still has no idea what she'll be wearing.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15- What time is it? - It's just gone 12.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18So I'm getting picked up in two hours and 45 minutes

0:46:18 > 0:46:21- and I don't have a- BLEEP- dress?! - He's cutting it really fine.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23This is making me think that I don't have a dress.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26I don't know what to say to you. I just...

0:46:26 > 0:46:27It's really cruel.

0:46:27 > 0:46:28It is cruel.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Do you trust him?

0:46:30 > 0:46:32I want to...

0:46:32 > 0:46:35At last, Rosa's wedding outfit is on its way,

0:46:35 > 0:46:37but it couldn't be further from

0:46:37 > 0:46:40the vintage 1950s-style dress she dreamed of.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42KNOCK ON DOOR

0:46:42 > 0:46:44- Hello.- Hello?

0:46:44 > 0:46:46THEY CHEER

0:46:46 > 0:46:48- How are you doing?- Hi.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49Good!

0:46:49 > 0:46:51- Here is your dress.- What?

0:46:51 > 0:46:54- Good luck.- Thank you! - Have a nice day.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56OK.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01- Oh, my God.- Oh, wow.

0:47:03 > 0:47:04Is it a sari?

0:47:04 > 0:47:06I'm just in shock.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10When you're expecting a white wedding dress,

0:47:10 > 0:47:12- this just wasn't...- Yeah.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14So, we're having an Indian wedding?

0:47:14 > 0:47:18Rosa's finally realised her English tea-party wedding

0:47:18 > 0:47:21has gone up the SPOUT.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26- It's not what she wanted. - Oh, don't cry...

0:47:27 > 0:47:29I think it's a shock.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31She doesn't like her hair and make-up, so...

0:47:31 > 0:47:33I just wasn't expecting that.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37You'll look like an Indian princess. You'll look lovely.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39I want... It's just the shock.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41When you have something in your head,

0:47:41 > 0:47:44and then you get something that's completely different...

0:47:44 > 0:47:46SHE SIGHS

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Oh, mate...

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Over at Brighton Pavilion,

0:47:50 > 0:47:53the giant elephant for Harry's mammoth Bollywood procession

0:47:53 > 0:47:56has arrived, but he has still has no idea

0:47:56 > 0:47:59that the sari he chose for Rosa was so wrong.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02- Is she in good health? - She's in very good health.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04We've made an extra-wide seat so you can both get up.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07We can both get up there? That's amazing!

0:48:07 > 0:48:09While Harry's big parade plans are rolling on,

0:48:09 > 0:48:13over with Rosa, wedding preparations have ground to a halt.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17I think Harry thought all of my ideas for the wedding

0:48:17 > 0:48:19were mundane and boring,

0:48:19 > 0:48:22so he's definitely not chosen something boring.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25- He's totally gone off the wall. - I just want to get it on now,

0:48:25 > 0:48:28- and then I can get used to it. - Let's try it on.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30She's got such a particular style.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33That's the complete opposite. He tried to be romantic,

0:48:33 > 0:48:37but I'm not really sure she wants to wear that on her wedding day.

0:48:37 > 0:48:41Despite her reservations, Rosa decides to wear the sari.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44If she can work out how to put it on!

0:48:44 > 0:48:47We need to move that so it's more on the left

0:48:47 > 0:48:49so you don't have that weird bulky bit at the front.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52That bit goes on the side, yeah, so you twist it...

0:48:52 > 0:48:55I did not expect to be doing this on my wedding day.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57Ow, my finger!

0:48:58 > 0:49:02This is worlds apart from my dream dress,

0:49:02 > 0:49:05but it's a dream-like dress in another way.

0:49:05 > 0:49:09I feel like I'm going to a Bollywood fancy-dress party,

0:49:09 > 0:49:11not to a wedding.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13To be fair, it's a bit of both,

0:49:13 > 0:49:14and in keeping with his theme,

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Harry's arranged for some very Indian transport

0:49:17 > 0:49:20for his bride, who still has no idea where she's going

0:49:20 > 0:49:22or what the day has in store for her.

0:49:22 > 0:49:25We're going in a tuk-tuk!

0:49:25 > 0:49:26Back at the pavilion,

0:49:26 > 0:49:30Harry's getting everything ready for his grand entrance.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32Guys, come in, come in, come in.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34So, we need two columns -

0:49:34 > 0:49:38girls, boys - with an aisle down the middle. Go!

0:49:38 > 0:49:40Harry plans to win his bride's heart

0:49:40 > 0:49:43as the hero in his Bollywood dance number.

0:49:43 > 0:49:44It's foolproof...

0:49:44 > 0:49:47except he's only had three weeks to learn it.

0:49:47 > 0:49:49This is Jay, he's our villain.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52THEY ALL EXCLAIM

0:49:52 > 0:49:55So, Rosa is going to be led down the aisle of people,

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Jay is going to be there waiting for her,

0:49:57 > 0:49:59she's going to be like, "What's happening?"

0:49:59 > 0:50:02There are going to be some Bollywood eyes,

0:50:02 > 0:50:03then we're going to start our dance.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07Will it be enough to persuade his bride that his Bollywood wedding

0:50:07 > 0:50:10is better than her dream English one?

0:50:10 > 0:50:12Where are we going?

0:50:12 > 0:50:14It has to be somewhere local,

0:50:14 > 0:50:16- because you can't go too far in a tuk-tuk.- No.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19It's the not knowing, it drives you mad.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21- I just want to see Harry now.- Yeah.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25- Now we're at...- The pavilion!

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Oh, we're going to stop here.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31It's quite far from my stately manor house.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Hello!

0:50:40 > 0:50:42CHEERING

0:50:48 > 0:50:51Everything is in place for Harry's Bollywood extravaganza -

0:50:51 > 0:50:54the bride...

0:50:54 > 0:50:56crowds of people...

0:50:56 > 0:50:58the villain...

0:50:58 > 0:51:00and the heroes!

0:51:00 > 0:51:03Three weeks of planning have all come down to this moment.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Oh, bloody hell.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Oh, my God, what's going on?

0:51:08 > 0:51:10CHEERING

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Hey, Rosa.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14You thought you were marrying Harry,

0:51:14 > 0:51:17but really, the surprise is, you're marrying me!

0:51:17 > 0:51:19BOOING

0:51:19 > 0:51:21You're going to come with me!

0:51:21 > 0:51:23BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYS

0:51:23 > 0:51:25BOOING

0:51:27 > 0:51:29CHEERING

0:51:34 > 0:51:35They're great!

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Incredible! It's blowing my mind.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12CHEERING

0:52:20 > 0:52:23- I love you.- Come on, let's go and get married.- OK.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25CHEERING

0:52:25 > 0:52:28- Do you like the sari? - I love everything.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31This is great, innit? We're getting married in there.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34- I can tell you now.- You can tell me everything now.

0:52:34 > 0:52:38By the way, we're having a Bollywood wedding, is that all right?!

0:52:57 > 0:53:00CHEERING

0:53:04 > 0:53:06I was expecting something different,

0:53:06 > 0:53:09with the wow factor, but not quite on this scale.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11It's not finished yet.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13Ooh... In my eyes, it can't get any better,

0:53:13 > 0:53:16so whatever else you've got up your sleeve,

0:53:16 > 0:53:17it's going to be good.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Well, Harry's next surprise is JUMBO-sized.

0:53:20 > 0:53:22- A- BLEEP- elephant!

0:53:22 > 0:53:23Is that for us?

0:53:25 > 0:53:28Rosa mounts Harry's big Nellie as he prepares to give her

0:53:28 > 0:53:30the ride of a lifetime.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33CHEERING

0:53:34 > 0:53:37Let the Brighton procession begin!

0:53:48 > 0:53:50That was an amazing day.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53Harry absolutely blew it out of the water. It was, yeah, incredible.

0:53:53 > 0:53:57We stopped traffic in the streets on a mechanical elephant.

0:53:57 > 0:54:02Do you know, a '50s tea party seems really crap compared to this.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04This is bloody awesome!

0:54:06 > 0:54:10The fact that he's done all this for Rosa is amazing.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12She must feel like a princess today.

0:54:12 > 0:54:13Who wouldn't?

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Finally, Rosa gets to see the beachfront bar Harry

0:54:22 > 0:54:25transformed into a Bollywood reception venue.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Wow! Look at the draping.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30- It's a real Bollywood...- Oh, look.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33He's done fantastic. I couldn't have done any better.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35What mark out of ten would you give him?

0:54:35 > 0:54:3711.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Oh, well done, Harry! Yay!

0:54:39 > 0:54:42One, two, three...

0:54:51 > 0:54:56Has Harry convinced the bride who just wanted a wedding all about

0:54:56 > 0:55:01the English vintage details that big, bold and Bollywood fun is best?

0:55:01 > 0:55:06What I was expecting was a stately manor home,

0:55:06 > 0:55:08afternoon tea, quite prim and proper...

0:55:08 > 0:55:10You love that stuff.

0:55:10 > 0:55:11I do love it.

0:55:11 > 0:55:15But what I got was better. I felt like a princess.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18You made me feel amazing today. Thank you.

0:55:18 > 0:55:22Every single thing that you've done is incredible,

0:55:22 > 0:55:27and every minute of every day... you just surprise me.

0:55:27 > 0:55:30- And it just shows how much I love you.- Aw...

0:55:32 > 0:55:36Now my great pleasure is to declare that you are lawfully

0:55:36 > 0:55:38husband and wife.

0:55:38 > 0:55:42A few days later, Harry and Rosa made their marriage legal

0:55:42 > 0:55:45in a very traditional English registry office.

0:55:45 > 0:55:49Next time - hairstylist groom James wants a cutting-edge wedding...

0:55:49 > 0:55:52- Jenna comes down that way... - We can do that for you.

0:55:52 > 0:55:56..while Jenna craves a day that's classic and timeless.

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Oh, my God!

0:55:58 > 0:56:01This is literally like what my dream is.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03Can this man... HE GUFFAWS

0:56:03 > 0:56:04..give this woman...

0:56:04 > 0:56:05Oh, my God.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07..the wedding of her dreams?

0:56:07 > 0:56:09I am not happy.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12Or will it end up the ultimate fashion faux pas?

0:56:12 > 0:56:16I am well and truly pissed off.

0:56:16 > 0:56:19BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYS