0:00:02 > 0:00:07Nick and Laila are madly in love, They've been engaged for two years, but can't afford to marry.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10We'd marry tomorrow, it's the money side of it.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13You don't realise how much a child costs until you've got one.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18It would have taken them years to save up for Laila's dream wedding day.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20I'd love a celebrity wedding!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Wanted a footballer, gets the postman!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28So we're giving them £12,000 towards their big day,
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and a chance for Nick to prove himself to the woman he loves,
0:00:31 > 0:00:32but there's a catch.
0:00:32 > 0:00:38They've agreed in the presence of a lawyer, that Nick will organise the wedding. Alone.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43To guarantee receipt, you will be required to live apart for the duration of the term.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48They'll have absolutely no contact, and the bride won't know
0:00:48 > 0:00:52a single thing about her wedding until the big day in three weeks.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57The pressure for the celebrity-style wedding is definitely on me
0:00:57 > 0:01:00but I'm not 100% sure what they're like!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Will Nick be able to handle five bridesmaids?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05You can't hide, we'll find you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Get me out of here, I'm cracking.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08BLEEP!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Can he come up with the right theme?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I'm not dressing like a pirate for the wedding.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- Can he get his bride to the church on time?- Even if she doesn't attend, we're still gonna have a piss-up.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Can this man give his woman a day she will never forget?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30If Laila isn't looking right, she won't turn up.
0:01:39 > 0:01:45Today, postman Nick is moving out of the family home in Preston and out from under Laila's wing.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's serious this wedding, it's not just...
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- It's not a joke, I know.- It's not just a little birthday party.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Make-up artist Laila has always been the boss in this household,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58even more since the birth of baby Lara, 18 months ago.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Everything you do, you have to run it past me, don't you?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Yeah, Laila will definitely have the last word. She wears the pants.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm like Driving Miss Daisy kind of character.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Perfectionist Laila will be letting Nick plan the biggest day of her life.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17'It's my day, and I only want to do it once. I don't want to regret anything,'
0:02:17 > 0:02:19and I do want it to be perfect.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23She sees me as some joker, but I just want to show her
0:02:23 > 0:02:27that I love her and that she can trust me with a bit of responsibility from time to time.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30So Nick is moving in with his mum.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Don't worry about me, I'll do well.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35The next time they meet will be at the altar.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, God, I didn't think it would be that hard.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Nick's settling in at his mum's.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52Fortunately his best man, Steve, is on hand to help him mastermind the wedding.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53How you doing?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I do know that his best man will be a bit of distraction,
0:02:56 > 0:02:57like, "Oh, let's just go to the pub."
0:02:57 > 0:03:00'He doesn't have a clue. He doesn't have a clue at all.'
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm the ideas man. I'm good at making lists.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07So get me a pen and paper, and I'll make lists and you could take them up.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Right, things to do.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Laila is not the only one who is worried about what these easy-going guys will come up with.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16'Nick is a person who isn't terribly organised.'
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I hope he takes ten seconds, a deep breath and thinks
0:03:20 > 0:03:22before he actually jumps in.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25We want a theme, don't we?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29A circus theme, a Shakespearean theme...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32No, that's more like fancy dress.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35A Hollywood theme. We can't go dressed as Terminator.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36He is still a bit of a boy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39'He's going to have to buck up his ideas.'
0:03:39 > 0:03:44He thinks it's an excuse to have a bit of a lash, you know what I mean?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46For everyone to get a bit drunk and have a bit of a laugh.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50So Laila could come to the church in a horse and carriage...
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Oh, like a princess.- Then we could leave in a hot air balloon.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56That's glamorous.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- And leave to where?- I don't know, whichever way the wind blows!
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Nick's first challenge is a serious one, to find a church to marry him.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12It's important for both of us to get married in a Catholic church.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16I ideally would like to get married in Lee of St Mary's.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I was an altar boy there for eight years, I think.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25But Nick hasn't been a regular at church since he was a kid.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27He's never even met the new priest.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29When were you hoping to get married?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Three weeks today.- What?!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I know it's such a short timescale, I'm sorry for the pressure.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39What date were you looking at?
0:04:39 > 0:04:44I'm not too sure - it's just what you've got available really, I'll have to work with.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47We could do it on Saturday 5th April.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51If you can come and see me tomorrow we'll get the process going.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- That's great.- OK?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Thank you very much, Father, for your time.- Nice to see you.- Goodbye.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00With the church booked, Nick's off to a flying start!
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Laila and Nick will be sharing the childcare for the next three weeks.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11But already the girls are missing Daddy.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15'I can't speak to him or anything,'
0:05:15 > 0:05:19so it's been dead weird that he's not been here to chat to and stuff.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24I mean, like with Lara, it's like our own little family and it's kinda been split up.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I'm going to visit the priest, Father Simon.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35He is giving us some advice with regards to arranging the wedding.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Is that it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Do we have lines to say?- No.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44He said it's just a case of this is what's going to happen and then we get on with it and that's it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49But is the priest singing from the same hymn book as the boys?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hello, Father, good evening.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- You all right?- Yeah, you OK? - Not so bad.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Are the guys OK coming in? - Lovely to meet you, Father.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, that's fine but I need to have a word with you off camera.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Right, OK. All right, no problem.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02You go in and do that...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- I'll wait here.- OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10All right.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12This is it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Goodness.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Isn't he going to invite us in for a brew?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Standing out here in the cold?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I don't know. I don't know.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I was expecting tea and cakes.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We'll have to see.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Cos he sort of took like one look at us...
0:06:34 > 0:06:39I thought we were going to shake hands and have a formal meeting.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41He was pretty quick, wasn't he?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Pretty quick.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48He'll not be asking about the stag do, I don't think, really.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51A pretty cold evening.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Can you explain to him? - OK, Father, I will do.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Cheers, bye-bye.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- What did he say?- We have come across a stumbling block.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Because it's... He has had to speak to the bishop on the matter
0:07:14 > 0:07:19because it is being seen to devalue the Catholic Church.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20STEVE SNORTS
0:07:20 > 0:07:23We have to go back and ring the bishop up...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Call him Your Worship.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Is that correct, that?- I don't know.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30So you are just making it up?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Isn't that how you address him, a bishop?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Let's go and find out. - So it's down to the bishop.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, let's do it. Down to the big man himself.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50But Nick's bumpy ride with the bishop is just beginning.
0:07:54 > 0:08:00If the result is bad, if it's from the bishop and the bishop is ruling with an iron fist,
0:08:00 > 0:08:05and sort of quietening the Church so we can't do it, then we're not in a good position.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's a bit concerning really.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11We're both devout Catholics and obviously the objective of having these people in
0:08:11 > 0:08:16is just to help us financially with the money because a wedding costs a lot of money, nowadays.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20It looks like the rug has been pulled from under his feet.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23'It would be a bit of a bombshell if that one fell through.'
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He's beginning to feel the pressure.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29The bishop has said that he never said yes and he never said no.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33I think me and Laila really do need the blessing from God,
0:08:33 > 0:08:38rather than just having a civil service.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Laila's got no idea of the stress that her man is under.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Nick is like my partner, my best mate, everything...
0:08:45 > 0:08:50So, when I say "husband" that is what it means to me, everything.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Laila has been brought up by her mum
0:08:52 > 0:08:55with no dad on the scene, and wants her cousin, Adam to give her away.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58When you said "Look, would you give me away?",
0:08:58 > 0:09:02the first thing I did, I had a big lump in me throat, which has started now.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ahhhhh!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08You're my cousin but at the same time you are like a mate,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10and then you're like me brother.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'll have to give you a hug.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Little does she know that her church wedding might be off.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22With half of the week gone, there's still no answer from the bishop,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25but best man Steve has a plan to tackle the clergy.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Pull up what you're going to say to the bishop so we don't make a mess of it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32We don't wanna put it in a way so that puts him under pressure,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- but we've already arranged...- But we need to apply slight pressure.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39The timescale we have is, you know...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41We need to have this sorted.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Otherwise it's looking like it can't go ahead.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47So vital importance to yourself and family.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I was wondering if I could speak to Bishop O'Donoghue, please?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Hello, are you OK?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07It's breaking up.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08The battery has gone.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That's not a good start, is it?
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Lara shows what she thinks of the wedding plan so far.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Apologise for the battery.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28So he's not annoyed.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Hello, Bishop, the battery on my mobile phone went, unfortunately, so I'm sorry about that.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Unfortunately for Nick, the bishop passes the buck back to the priest.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43OK, thanks again, bye-bye.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45What did he say?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I've got to ring back Father Simon.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50He's top dog. I don't understand why he don't say, "Look, you know,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54"you're the priest, it's your job, I'm happy, just get on with it."
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Nick has just over two weeks to pull off this wedding,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01but he doesn't have a church, reception venue, or wedding dress.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04He doesn't even have anyone to marry him.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10The laid-back groom realises he needs a plan B and dashing off to book a standby registrar.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Come on, God, the bishop might not love me, but you do, change these lights,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Nicky loves you baby.
0:11:19 > 0:11:25Legally, a notice of civil marriage has to be on display to the public 16 days before the wedding.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26POLICE SIREN WAILS
0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's getting worse by the second. I'm getting out of the way.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Nick pulls things off at the last minute.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42I'm just thinking with his schedule, it's quite tight, he's going to have to be organised.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Four minutes to get to the registrar.
0:11:47 > 0:11:53I thought it would be plain sailing, easy-going and me being as relaxed
0:11:53 > 0:11:57as ever, but I've never been so much under pressure in my life.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00My brain's a ticking timebomb!
0:12:03 > 0:12:08I'm not used to things not going my way, so it's quite difficult when things like this do happen.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15He finally makes it to the Registry Office with seconds to spare.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18We have a registrar, so a wedding is definitely gonna happen
0:12:18 > 0:12:21one way or the other, which is very, very exciting.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Across town, Laila is with two of her five bridesmaids.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Natalie and another Laila also work on make-up counters,
0:12:29 > 0:12:33and their standards are just as high as Laila's.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34I'd hate something like that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Oh, God.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42When Nick first proposed, Laila bought a dress on a whim from the internet.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Shall I go and try it on? - Yes, I think you should.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Hurry up.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49That's not something that I thought she'd have picked at first.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52She must've picked that with the intention of wearing it.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55But style-conscious Laila knows she's made a mistake,
0:12:55 > 0:12:59and her bridesmaids aren't scared to voice their opinions, either.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- No.- Not at all, Laila. It's huge.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Yep, I don't like it on you. It's not you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08If he gets anything like this...
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- Just couldn't wear it.- Could you even hold it, let alone wear it!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18If Laila's got the most important dress of her life wrong,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21what chance do the lads have of getting it right?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- Fortunately, ignorance is bliss. - That's my favourite dress.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26That's nice, that.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28She looks a bit like Laila.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I found this one as well. - That might be the same dress.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37- No, it's not, it's a different dress and this dress is called Laila, and it's spelt in Laila's name.- Oh!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I think we've got that one, then.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I think it's fate to find that.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50With a week gone already, I definitely hope he's got the dress.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Because to me, everything else goes off the dress.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56So I hope he's got the dress
0:13:56 > 0:13:58and the venue.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00A lot can be done in a week.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04If only she knew that Nick has achieved next to nothing.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07But today the boys are finally hitting the shops,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11armed with only a phone directory and plenty of optimism.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14So we'll see what combinations the wedding shop throws up,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16and then I think we should pick one and stick to it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Then we know what we're doing then. - No, don't pick one and stick to it
0:14:20 > 0:14:23straightaway, I'm keeping an open mind. You can't rush it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27The first stop is a designer dress shop in Preston town centre.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30She's very quirky, she likes something different.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33She doesn't like the bog standard wedding dress.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- We need something quite different. - Celebrity springs to mind. - Yeah, definitely.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I think something showing a bit of leg at the front as well.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Is that what you imagine she would want on her wedding day?- I think so.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- I reckon so, she'll want a bit of leg to be seen, won't she?- OK.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52I've seen thousands of brides now since the shop opened,
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- and I've not found one that's wanted what you're describing.- Right, OK.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Across town, Laila's telling her mum and sister just how different she wants her dress to be.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07A lot of people that work in the shops are going to be like,
0:15:07 > 0:15:11"You don't know what she likes." So, most brides will go for something like this.
0:15:11 > 0:15:17And that would be my worst thing because I want something that most brides don't go for.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24She might be kind of girl, how can I put this, that likes to go out
0:15:24 > 0:15:28and wear clothes that will show her figure and things like that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32# Body movin', body movin', body movin', we be body movin'... #
0:15:32 > 0:15:38But on her wedding day that is her one chance to be, not necessarily demure
0:15:38 > 0:15:41but a little bit less...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Body movin', body movin'... #
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Do you see what I mean?
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Yeah, that's a good point.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Yes.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54If he does play it safe I would be gutted, and I would be able to tell if he's played it safe as well.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58At Nick's request the shop assistant agrees to model some dresses.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04He's heeded the advice of the shop owner and has swung from sexy to safe in the space of five minutes.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07That's quite nice. Yes, I do like it.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13If I got one that just looks like a big, white meringue I wouldn't... I couldn't wear it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21That's kind of classy, yes, definitely. Definitely.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I've got this thing with being different and being unique and
0:16:24 > 0:16:26a lot of brides go for the princessy sort of look.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29That would be like, my worst...
0:16:29 > 0:16:32If Nick doesn't get the dress right,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I know she will flatly refuse to go through with it.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It's going to number one, this one, for me, so far.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- I like it.- What stands out for you?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I think it's exactly what we have been looking for.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Steven!
0:16:50 > 0:16:55The boys are certainly impressed by the fit and leave to mull their decision over.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Going by this style and the pattern on it, it could be the right dress.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02It's lovely and revealing and hot. I did like it.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06We could see it again tomorrow.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14Nick's still waiting to hear whether the priest of St Mary's will agree to marry him and Laila.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17His dearest wish is looking increasingly unlikely.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Shall we try this priest?- Yes.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26I think we should, shouldn't we?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Nick's not giving up on God just yet.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Good evening. I was wondering if I could speak to Father Simon, please?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Hi, Father Simon, it's Nicholas Miller.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37You OK? I just wondered if you and the bishop had come
0:17:37 > 0:17:41to any decisions with regard to me getting married in Saint Mary's?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52MUSIC: Handel's "Hallelujah" Chorus
0:18:04 > 0:18:05That's great, Father.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Thanks again, cheers. Bye.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Yay!- Yay! Excellent!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15So we're on for the church wedding?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Sweet as a nut!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21One decision down, several dozen to go.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24A week in, Nick still hasn't got a dress, a reception venue
0:18:24 > 0:18:28or thought about the celebrity touches that Laila will expect.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31As me and Stephen go, we're just the most casual people on the planet.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35I don't think we've ever been organised people. We're both as disorganised as
0:18:35 > 0:18:39each other but I think I'm the one setting the foundations and Miller
0:18:39 > 0:18:43is the one charging...well, not charging, but plodding along for it.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44It seems to be working.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46She has turned it off.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50If I found out that he had not been putting in as much effort
0:18:50 > 0:18:55as I think he should, I would be upset, definitely.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58FAX TONE
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is that on your phone?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01D'you think that's cos we're too close to...
0:19:01 > 0:19:02FAX TONE
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Have you rung the fax number?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Sounds like it. Well done.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Miller is, I don't know, I think he's doing it at his own pace.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18He's doing it at his own pace. He's not busting a gut.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22I don't know if it's got to that stage of it being a celebrity wedding yet.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26It's obviously the finishing touches that make the wedding a bit of a celebrity-style wedding.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31After hours of phone bashing, the boys find a reception venue that can do their date.
0:19:31 > 0:19:38The purpose-built Garstang Country Hotel boasts an 18-hole golf course and built-in driving range.
0:19:38 > 0:19:46I'd hate if it was a country hotel. I would hate it to look like a typical Marriott Hotel.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47I'd hate something like that.
0:19:47 > 0:19:53'The venue is pretty much as important as the dress.'
0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's not too bad, actually.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00'I'd hate to be all boxed in.'
0:20:00 > 0:20:03I wouldn't like it to be every one on top of each other as well.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- It's a good size, isn't it? - Quite cosy in here as well.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We've got plenty of options.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15He knows what I like, so I know that he's going to try his best to make me happy.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18A top priority for Nick is the honeymoon suite.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19That's the en-suite.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23You get this as a complementary part of your package.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27The honeymoon suite looked absolutely pants.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31I thought, if I turn up with Laila there, the only person who'll get BLEEPed is me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I hate the wedding suite, mate.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Considering the short timescale, I don't think it's that bad a venue.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I mean, it's an option, isn't it?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's an option.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Fingers crossed that... - It's going to be our second option.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53It's our second option but hopefully tomorrow will be a better venue.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- It's bad that it comes second on the fact that we haven't seen the other one yet!- Yeah, yeah!
0:21:00 > 0:21:05With two weeks until the wedding, Nick's running out of time to find a reception venue.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Next on his list is Springfield House, 30 miles from Preston.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Wow, I'm liking this.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Really nice. I like the drive in as well.
0:21:19 > 0:21:25The Georgian house stands in eight acres of Lancashire countryside.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27We've made the effort and we've laid it up because
0:21:27 > 0:21:31we've got a wedding on tomorrow, so you can see what it looks like
0:21:31 > 0:21:32as the finished article.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34The bar's absolutely fabulous.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- I love it.- It's absolutely lovely.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41Before talking money, the boys make themselves at home.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- It brings the total to £4,230. - Unbelievable. I'm not complaining.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Let's just have a quick look round and then you show us where we sign because I'm convinced.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I think we should seal the deal.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Do you?- Yeah. I do.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56We do have a helicopter pad.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59We could have a helicopter from the church to here.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It would be lovely experience.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03The helipad seals the deal.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Happy-go-lucky Nick signs up on the spot.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08To be honest, we got completely lucky.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12We got very, very lucky to find this because we just, literally,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15went yeah, we'll try that one.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Wedding is on. We're slackers, aren't we, really?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Social loafers.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's quite straightforward from here, to be honest.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Nick's taking a bit of a chance with his maximum luck, minimum effort approach
0:22:28 > 0:22:31when it comes to shopping for Laila's dress.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36Wedding outfitters Bride And Groom is just a mile from his house, so Lara's come along for the ride.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Right, where to begin?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I like it.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Can we just quickly change your bum?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43But Lara's not impressed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44You stink!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Oh dear! Top trumps!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I think the dress is fantastic, isn't it?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Can you just show us the biggest tiara you've got, please?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's more of a crown than a tiara.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01How does it feel comfort-wise?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- It's very comfortable. - Is it not restricting?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07No, it has a hoop round it, so it allows you to walk.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So you've got nothing between your legs at all.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Right. I won't take that as an insult!
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Next stop is Iconic, in Lytham St Anne's.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23It's a popular choice with Lancashire brides.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's got a nice train.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Just looks a bit like a straitjacket.
0:23:28 > 0:23:35The top's nice but it's not like this one where it's got a ruffle design.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Nice sort of creases on it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Creases?!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Creases - I don't know what they're called.- Ruching.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- It's taffeta, that.- Right, OK.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48What's taffeta?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49It's just a type of material.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53I think that's what we're wanting, the ruching and taffeta.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Do you like the halter-neck? - I like the halter-neck.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Across town, individualist Laila can't resist showing two
0:24:01 > 0:24:06of her bridesmaids the dream dress that it took her two years to find.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- That's it, yeah.- That's nice.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's different, isn't it?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I couldn't compare another dress to it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16It's very Laila, isn't it? Very different.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19But all wedding decisions are in the boys' capable hands.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Oh, I like it.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Definitely, yeah. - It's got the creases in it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I don't know what they're called.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Laila doesn't want so much as a sniff of tradition.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Her dream dress has a rock chick twist.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37It's nice, isn't it, and then look - shorts.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40It's gorgeous, yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Party time!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46This one's very full.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Sweetheart neck. It's got the V. - Is that one big biscuit?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Steve...focus!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55That's a yes, I think.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01- I thought you said we don't want anything coming round.- I don't think we do, but that's nice.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Oh dear. Nick's falling in love with a pale pink meringue.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I prefer the sort of tighter dresses, I think.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Yes, but it's tight there.- But it's going to be, like, out, isn't it?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I'm not going to be wanting to walk around with, like,
0:25:15 > 0:25:19a big, massive skirt, not being able to get near anyone.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26That's lovely. What do you think, Stephen?
0:25:26 > 0:25:32I do really like it. I was a bit concerned about how it would fluff out at the sides.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- I think it's very princessy, to be honest with you. It's very nice. How much is it?- It's £1,720.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Get back in there and get it off!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44It's only a dress at the end of the day but...
0:25:49 > 0:25:52I think Laila would love that.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Job done, Nick hands over the best part of two grand.
0:25:57 > 0:26:04Unknown to Laila, she's now the owner of a pale pink, fairy-tale, Jordan-style princess dress.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I think she's going to be quite surprised I've chosen this.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12If he got me a pink dress, I said I never do pink, do I,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16so if he got me a pink dress I would go mad.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19She never lets me do anything at all so to choose a dress of this
0:26:19 > 0:26:22quality, I think she will be absolutely gobsmacked.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27When Laila said she wanted a celebrity wedding, did she really have Jordan in mind?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Nick is determined to make sure the wedding will be a surprise for Laila
0:26:33 > 0:26:37and he is hoping that his friend, Jane, can design a joke invitation.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Let's have a look at that. We would have to do something stupid...
0:26:42 > 0:26:46To do with the pirate theme so she thinks it's going to be pirates.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49She will hate it. If she thinks we are all in fancy dress she will be, like...
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Joking aside, the boys have the pressing matter of a stag do to endure.
0:26:55 > 0:27:02- Here we are.- They've opted for a pampering package at the Royal Clifton House club in Southport.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Need to slip these off.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Steven!
0:27:07 > 0:27:13The package cost £350 for two, and it's coming straight out of the wedding budget.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Be gentle with me. It's my first time.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Back in Preston, Laila receives a surprise in the post from Nick.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26No, he's not done fancy dress. Oh, God.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28"Fancy dress is mandatory.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31"Anyone who fails to comply will walk the plank."
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Oh, great idea!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I think we do deserve it.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41I think it is essential because we have worked our socks off.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43For the final push we want to be refreshed.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45We are modern man.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47We are modern men, aren't we, indeed?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- It's not all about macho image, is it?- Definitely not.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53I can't do it. I won't. I can't.
0:27:53 > 0:27:59I'm not dressing like a pirate, I'm not dressing like a pirate for a wedding. I'm not.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02This is one of the most relaxing days of my life.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04This is just going to wind me up every day,
0:28:04 > 0:28:08up until the wedding and then I just won't go through with it.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16With a week to go, Nick's spent almost half his budget on the venue
0:28:16 > 0:28:19and the dress but he still has everything else to do.
0:28:19 > 0:28:24So, naturally, he turns his attention to boys' toys.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27All right, cheers, thanks again. Bye bye.
0:28:27 > 0:28:32In true rock-star style, he's just spent almost £1,000 on a helicopter.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Fantastic!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Very dear, but hey.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37It's the price you pay, isn't it?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41Greetings. What are you doing?
0:28:41 > 0:28:43What haven't I done, shall we say?
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Top graft for today, cocker.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48We are doing a good job. We really are.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- You're doing a good job.- Thank you.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54How many days to the wedding, cock?
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- How many plans have you actually put together?- Er...
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Hm-mm.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- What you getting at?- D'you know what your next role is gonna be now?
0:29:04 > 0:29:05I'm getting to it. Calm down.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- You're going to ring up and arrange the coach hire for the wedding day. - Righto.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Call him. No pressure.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14- Pick up from town.- From town?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23All in, £635.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25What was our budget for this one?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27- It was £500.- I'll ring you back.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Ring back in half an hour. We're just shopping around.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Thanks for your information. We will give you a call back.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35I'd have just gone with that because...
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Well, you would have, because you would have gone with
0:29:37 > 0:29:40that BLEEP wedding dress that looked like a curtain.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Nick's feeling the pressure and Steve's taking the flak.
0:29:45 > 0:29:50With the budget rapidly disappearing, Nick hatches a plan to hire outfits for the boys.
0:29:52 > 0:29:57To tie in with Laila's pink fairytale dress, he's decided to throw in...a bit of tartan.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00What the...?
0:30:00 > 0:30:01I'm not happy with this.
0:30:05 > 0:30:06There we are.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10I'm quite pleased, actually.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12I think we both look really smart.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14I'd like to wear this tonight if possible.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- I would keep it on, if I could. - Yeah.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Look at my knobbly knees!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Laila won't be showing a bit of leg on the day, but Nick and Steve will.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Black and grey stripes would be better...
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- than the green.- D'you reckon?- Yeah.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29I think we would just look better in this colour kilt.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33The boys can't agree on the same tartan so take the adult approach as a decider.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35- Go on. 1, 2, 3.- One-nil.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Go. 1, 2, 3.
0:30:40 > 0:30:411, 2, 3.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48It's the hen night, but Laila's stressing about her pirate-themed wedding
0:30:48 > 0:30:50and is looking for reassurance.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Is it a joke?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Nick wouldn't do anything like that.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Yeah, but you know what he's like.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- It will be a joke.- No, it's a joke. Of course it's a joke.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06With the pirate theme laid to rest, Laila can enjoy herself.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10What she doesn't know is that Nick still has to buy her shoes, tiara,
0:31:10 > 0:31:14bridesmaids' dresses, flowers and even the ring.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17But he's only got £400 left in his budget.
0:31:17 > 0:31:22I don't know what I'm going to do about a ring. It's not great.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26On your wedding day, you've got a helicopter and there's no ring.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31Meanwhile, Laila's hens and bevy of trusty bridesmaids are blissfully unaware of Nick's strife.
0:31:32 > 0:31:37# Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
0:31:37 > 0:31:41# I'm having a ball Don't stop me now... #
0:31:41 > 0:31:46While Laila's hen night's kicking in, reality is hitting home for Nick.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50I'd say that we could afford three bridesmaids to be kitted out.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54To be honest, two have to go, maybe even three.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57So, I've prepared for the worst.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00The worst is happening and we will deal with it.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02DANCE MUSIC
0:32:13 > 0:32:17I can't believe you're going to be bloody married next week!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Well, the sex life after marriage must go downhill.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Me and Nick have got a very good sex life.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Tomorrow's judgment day for the bridesmaids.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34With only three days to go, Nick's arranged to meet four
0:32:34 > 0:32:37of the bridesmaids at the Trafford Centre in Manchester.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41We've got bridesmaids dresses to buy and we've got far too many bridesmaids.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Yoo-hoo!
0:32:43 > 0:32:47I'm going to tell the girls how it is, you know? If I need to let them go, I need to let them go.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50He's going to have a stressful day, I think.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54We'll be stressed if we don't like what we look like.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58I think the two I'm going to get rid of, unfortunately, are going to be Laila and Natalie.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02It's tough, in't it, but that's how it is.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Excited.- So am I.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09I just hope it all goes well.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12How's he going to get away with this?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I'm panicking now.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- What time do you call this? - Well done!
0:33:25 > 0:33:28- You OK?- I'm fine, are you OK?
0:33:28 > 0:33:32- I've got some really serious issues we need to talk about.- Oh, no!
0:33:32 > 0:33:34The budget's gone really tits up.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38To the point of...
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Are we buying our own dresses?
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- Would you do that? - Buy our own dresses?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Yes, and I'll pay you back after the wedding.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53In the nick of time, Natalie has let the grovelling groom off the hook.
0:33:53 > 0:33:58We've got to buy our own dresses. Who buys their own bridesmaids' dresses?
0:33:58 > 0:34:02He shouldn't have spent his money on back massages and pedicure nails.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Nick's got another blow for the girls.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Would our dresses be able to be any colour to go with Laila,
0:34:08 > 0:34:13- or do they have to have a specific colour?- Sort of go for white with a bit of pink in it.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- Pink?- Not overly pink.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Laila and pink.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21- She didn't want anything like pink. That's what she didn't want.- Pink?
0:34:21 > 0:34:25I think they looked quite optimistic on the colour schemes when I told them.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Pink bridesmaids' dresses? She's going to kill us.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Nick may be getting the girls to fork out on their own dresses
0:34:30 > 0:34:33but he still wants to decide what they buy.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Natalie dropped herself in it by saying "Do you want us to pay for the dresses?"
0:34:36 > 0:34:41I jumped on that. But since we started walking around the Trafford Centre,
0:34:41 > 0:34:45I have been getting evils off them on the quiet, just, you know, scowling at me.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49That's nice.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52That's a lovely curtain, Natalie. Just put it back.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Different lengths.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57What's with that colour?!
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- Oh, Nick, found it.- Is that sarcasm? - It is sarcasm, yes.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Get me out of here, I'm cracking.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I really am cracking.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12My feet are killing me!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14We've been here six hours,
0:35:14 > 0:35:17- I can't believe I'm saying that. - Where's Nick?
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Nick, you can't hide. We'll find you.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24Six hours of shopping with four opinionated women is taking its toll.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28I can't think at the moment, I'm just very tired. I've given up hope.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Why did he have to leave it till the last minute?
0:35:31 > 0:35:32Crashing it into one day.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Nick, would bright pink go?
0:35:37 > 0:35:39- Yeah, bright pink would go. - It would go? Oh, Natalie!
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Right, let's try it on, girls.
0:35:44 > 0:35:49Finally, they find a dress that Nick thinks will compliment the bride.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52It won't go with the colour scheme, but it won't overly clash with
0:35:52 > 0:35:54the colour scheme, so I think it'll look well.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- I like.- Are you happy with that?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Can we come to a decision and say that they are gonna be the ones?
0:36:00 > 0:36:04- We love them.- Would you wear them again, though?- Yes.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06No messing around, back in t'pub.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10Up against time, the girls cough up the cash.
0:36:11 > 0:36:15- It's the day before the wedding. - I am starting to panic a little bit.
0:36:15 > 0:36:20The whole concept of the wedding is starting to sink in that it is tomorrow.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24Rock chick Laila is about to see the princess dress for the first time.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27If he's got it wrong,
0:36:27 > 0:36:33it'll ruin everything. I don't know what I'll do if he's got it wrong.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37The chances are that if Laila isn't looking right, she won't turn up.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41She hates pink, and we're all in pink.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44I've got a feeling the dress will have pink in it.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53Are you ready?
0:36:56 > 0:36:57- Close your eyes.- Oh!
0:36:57 > 0:37:03- Get ready, get ready. Have you got your eyes closed, are you ready? - Yes.- I feel sick.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Right, you can look.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Oh, my God!- What do you think?
0:37:15 > 0:37:16It's pink...
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Oh, God, I can't believe it.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21I really cannot believe it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Oh my God, it's so princessy, in't it?
0:37:25 > 0:37:29When I've tried big dresses on, they've swamped me a bit.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33With me, I have to try it on. It might look different on.
0:37:35 > 0:37:40- I don't know why Nick chose hot pink for us.- Neither do I.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Hot pink's a bit bright, in't it?
0:37:42 > 0:37:46The dresses, I don't think, are going to go that well.
0:37:46 > 0:37:51Against all the odds, will Laila like the fairytale look?
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Wow. Princess.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57I've just seen it in the mirror.
0:37:59 > 0:38:03- Do you like it?- I love it.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Oh, my God.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07It's proper princess, in't it?
0:38:07 > 0:38:11I wanted to go quite, like, sleek, quirky, but glamorous.
0:38:11 > 0:38:16He's gone for more glamorous, like, princessy.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26I just so love it, I'm so proud of him.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30I am really shocked that I like it.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Nick's got lucky with Laila's dress, but he's not home free yet.
0:38:34 > 0:38:39What colour bridesmaid dresses would you like us to have, thinking you've got that?
0:38:41 > 0:38:44What colour would you hate us to be in?
0:38:44 > 0:38:48Something that didn't match, like a bright pink, or whatever.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Well, do you know what colour dresses we've got?
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- What?- Cerise, the brightest pink you can think of.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56We did not know your dress was like that.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- Are you joking? - No, we're not. All of us.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04Why has he done that? Ring him up and see if you can change it.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10I think luck's on our side today, I've got that feeling.
0:39:12 > 0:39:17I'm going to ring Nick now and see what he can do.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- Hello?- 'Nick, it's Natalie.'
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Hiya, Natalie.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26We're concerned about our dresses now. We don't think they're gonna go with Laila's.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28'It's just gonna be a clash.'
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Why is it gonna be a clash?
0:39:30 > 0:39:36Because hers is like a fairytale dress, we look like we're off on a night out.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40- Even Laila said it's the worst... - Even Laila said it was the worst
0:39:40 > 0:39:44colour that could go with her dress, before she knew what we had.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Well, we can't change it now, it's too late.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48It's too late to change it?
0:39:50 > 0:39:51'Oh, dammit.'
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I say it isn't gonna clash.
0:39:55 > 0:40:01He just left us to the last minute and... put us in cerise pink. Disaster.
0:40:01 > 0:40:07I think the girls have rung me up to piss me off and tell me that the dresses are gonna clash.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Are they heck gonna clash!
0:40:09 > 0:40:13Laila's colour is pink, the girls' are a...
0:40:13 > 0:40:17pink as well, but a bit darker than the pink.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22No, Laila's is only a light pink, and they don't understand that,
0:40:22 > 0:40:24the fools.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25That's women for you.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Women are just awkward in general.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Why I'm getting married, I don't know.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33It's a bit late for that thought, Nick.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35With less than four hours until the shops close,
0:40:35 > 0:40:40he still has to pick up the cake and kilt and choose a tiara for his bride.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Got to go get a tiara.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Not only is Nick up against time, he's almost out of cash,
0:40:45 > 0:40:49and he still hasn't bought Laila's wedding ring.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51I'll have to go to Argos for the classy ring.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Sorry, Laila.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56He settles on a bit of bling for 69.99.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00It's sort of cheap as chips, but it's all we had left.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Nice!
0:41:05 > 0:41:09After three weeks of separation, it's finally the big day.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Whoo!
0:41:10 > 0:41:15# Happy wedding to me! #
0:41:15 > 0:41:17The flowers are here!
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Ahhhhhhh!
0:41:23 > 0:41:27Meanwhile, the boys are getting to grips with their kilts.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30In keeping with tradition, are they going commando?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Does it reveal too much?
0:41:32 > 0:41:35I don't really know what I'm doing, but we'll get there.
0:41:35 > 0:41:36Where's my jacket?
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- Have you got the wrong jacket? - I think this one might be yours.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Laila's cousin Adam arrives to give her away.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Oh, my God!
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Aaaaaaah! What are you doing?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Oh, my God!
0:42:01 > 0:42:06- Nick, with his chicken legs! Is he wearing a kilt?- Yeah.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Oh, my God!
0:42:08 > 0:42:10This is so not funny.
0:42:11 > 0:42:16It's finally time for the bridesmaids to reveal Nick's shocking-pink colour scheme.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19God, I'm dying to see what they're wearing.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21LAILA SCREAMS
0:42:23 > 0:42:25I'm just in shock.
0:42:25 > 0:42:30I didn't think they'd be that bright pink. But you all look really nice.
0:42:30 > 0:42:35The boys set off with a swing in their step for Nick's childhood church.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41Originally, Laila wanted a sexy wedding dress with shorts.
0:42:41 > 0:42:46What will her friends and family make of Laila, the princess bride?
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Oh! Laila, you look gorgeous!
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Do you feel lovely?
0:42:55 > 0:42:59- I do. I feel amazing in it. - You're like a little girl.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Do you think it looks nice? - Incredible.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05I can't believe, like, I'm getting married.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Actually this is the moment that it's sunk in.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11You look a million dollars.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15- I do, I feel amazing. - Do you feel like a princess?- I do. - You look like Cinderella.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Do you all want a group hug?
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Group hug! Everyone in!
0:43:26 > 0:43:29But the surprises don't end there.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33Nick's pulled Laila's transport straight out of the celebrity bag,
0:43:33 > 0:43:37and booked the very horse-drawn carriage that delivered Jordan to her wedding.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Oh, my God!
0:43:42 > 0:43:44You won't believe what he's got me!
0:43:45 > 0:43:47BRIDESMAIDS SCREAM
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Oh, my God!
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Everyone, look what he's got for us!
0:43:55 > 0:43:58- Jordan's carriage! - Jordan's carriage!
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Oh, my God!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Oh, my God!
0:44:09 > 0:44:12I just can't believe he's done something like this for me.
0:44:14 > 0:44:20Everything's lovely. Everything's in place. It's looking really nice, superb, in fact.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21We were saying on the way down,
0:44:21 > 0:44:23we've done really well, haven't we?
0:44:23 > 0:44:26Really happy for you, mate.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29It's all come together really well.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33How are we getting to the church?
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- How are we going to get there? - I don't know.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38We haven't got any transport, have we?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Have we really not?- No.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Have you got any taxi numbers, lass?
0:44:43 > 0:44:45For your mum and that?
0:44:45 > 0:44:48- He's not got them a car?- No.
0:44:48 > 0:44:53We're waiting for Laila's mum, the bridesmaids and Laura.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Laila, can the bridesmaids not get in with you?
0:44:59 > 0:45:02I'm going to have to go because I'm getting pissed on.
0:45:04 > 0:45:10- How's everyone else coming? - They know what time the wedding's at, don't they?
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Do they?
0:45:13 > 0:45:16I've not arranged any transport for the bridesmaids.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18I haven't.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20I put transport in your capable hands.
0:45:20 > 0:45:27Surely they'd have rung you and said when are you getting married and that?
0:45:27 > 0:45:29How many people are there in the taxis?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Can James the hairdresser save the day?
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Have you got any taxis available now?
0:45:33 > 0:45:3710-15 minutes, nothing sooner?
0:45:37 > 0:45:39It's a wedding!
0:45:39 > 0:45:44Laila and the bridesmaids were supposed to arrive at the church 45 minutes ago.
0:45:44 > 0:45:49Laila's not here, none of the bridesmaids are here and Laila's mum's not here.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51Thanks a lot.
0:45:54 > 0:45:59Even with the taxi sorted, Laila won't get to the church for another half-hour.
0:46:02 > 0:46:07I think it is important that I inform everyone, we've been hanging around a bit.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Laila's just set off, so the wedding is going ahead.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12CHEERING
0:46:12 > 0:46:16So that means that everyone can go back to the pub for another drink!
0:46:16 > 0:46:17LOUD CHEERING
0:46:17 > 0:46:21Can you inform the priest and we'll make our way to the pub. Is that all right?
0:46:21 > 0:46:26- Do you wanna tell him? - No, you can tell him. Who's arranging this wedding?
0:46:27 > 0:46:32As Laila sets off on her six-mile trot to church, the boys set off for the pub.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Laila Miller.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44Even if she doesn't attend, we're still going to have a piss-up, yeah!
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Oh, where are we going?
0:46:49 > 0:46:55Oh, my God, I've just heard a church bell.
0:46:59 > 0:47:04- BAGPIPES PLAY - Hell, yeah!- This is my church what I wanted!
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Argh! Oh, my God!
0:47:08 > 0:47:13A mere 90 minutes later than planned, Laila and the bridesmaids finally make it.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25PRIEST: Ladies and gentlemen, would you please stand to greet our bride.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30MUSIC: "Bridal March" by Wagner
0:47:30 > 0:47:32- CONGREGATION:- Ahh!
0:47:58 > 0:48:05Welcome, everybody. A special welcome to Laila, she's set a record, she's officially my latest bride, ever.
0:48:10 > 0:48:16You come together in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, amen.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20Nicholas Paul Miller, will you take Laila Nadine Frances Walsh,
0:48:20 > 0:48:26here present, for your lawful wife, according to the right of our holy Mother, the Church?
0:48:26 > 0:48:28I do. I will.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35Laila Nadine Frances Walsh,
0:48:35 > 0:48:41will you take Nicholas Paul Miller, here present for your lawful husband,
0:48:41 > 0:48:44according to the right of our Holy Mother, the Church?
0:48:44 > 0:48:51- I will. - What God has joined together, let no man put asunder, amen.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56You may now kiss the bride.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58APPLAUSE
0:49:12 > 0:49:15I'm so happy. So chuffed.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- I couldn't have married anyone better.- Oh, baby.
0:49:18 > 0:49:24I just love you to bits and you've just pulled out all of the stops and you're just amazing and I love you.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27# Then I saw her face
0:49:27 > 0:49:30# Now I'm a believer
0:49:30 > 0:49:33# Not a trace
0:49:33 > 0:49:35# Of doubt in my mind
0:49:35 > 0:49:38# I'm in love, ooh!
0:49:38 > 0:49:44# I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried... #
0:49:44 > 0:49:48You've done the most opposite to what I would have picked
0:49:48 > 0:49:49and I love it.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53You've pulled out the stops for me, you've made me feel like a princess and it's my day.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55You're my princess.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59And Nick has another surprise for his princess.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Oh, my God, where are we?
0:50:01 > 0:50:04I arranged something else.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Awwww! You've not arranged that.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09- That's for us, baby.- Get lost!
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Woo! Don't fall.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18- We won't fall, I've got you. - Oh, my God!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20She only weighs 15 stone.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Coming through!
0:50:28 > 0:50:29This is surreal.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32I'm an ordinary girl from Preston!
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Amazing. I feel like a celebrity!
0:50:49 > 0:50:51I feel like a celebrity!
0:50:51 > 0:50:55You are. You're my celebrity.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58- I love you.- I love you.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01# Because we all just wanna be big rock stars
0:51:01 > 0:51:05# And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars... #
0:51:05 > 0:51:09Whoo! I'm a celebrity!
0:51:13 > 0:51:15# Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star
0:51:19 > 0:51:22# Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star. #
0:51:22 > 0:51:28Nick's wowed his new wife and she hasn't even seen the reception venue yet.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34I so underestimated you.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38I just think... I'm over the moon.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42Against all the odds, Nick, the self-confessed slacker,
0:51:42 > 0:51:45has pulled off the A-list wedding of Laila's dreams.
0:51:45 > 0:51:46I'm so glad that she's happy with it.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50I'm so glad it's come together, it's a really perfect day.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52THEY CHEER
0:51:54 > 0:51:57To be honest, the day is about the bride.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00I would like to thank my bride for being such a lovely woman.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03I absolutely adore her and worship the ground that she walks on.
0:52:03 > 0:52:09Next, I want to thank my best man for doing absolutely nothing on the wedding. Thank you very much, Steven!
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Too cool for school, that man.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22To Laila, you look absolutely stunning.
0:52:22 > 0:52:27Miller, I love you like my brother, the bridesmaids, thank you for everything you've done,
0:52:27 > 0:52:30although I feel I let you down on the transport.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35To myself, good effort, er,
0:52:35 > 0:52:39but honestly, you've been a hard crowd to please and I'm a man of very little effort,
0:52:39 > 0:52:43so it's been very difficult, so it gives me great pleasure to raise my glass for
0:52:43 > 0:52:48the most important people here today, and that's the bar staff!
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Hooray!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Go on!
0:52:59 > 0:53:04Originally, I'm not being an arse, but Nick did run out of money.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07We had to buy our own dresses.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Got in a taxi to come here,
0:53:10 > 0:53:14but, overall, Nick has done fan-tastic!
0:53:14 > 0:53:19Nick is a diamond, I want a guy like Nick.
0:53:25 > 0:53:30At last, it's time for the first dance, but the bride's gone missing.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Can't find her. Don't know where she went to, so she might be in here.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37Got to check on her, it's the first dance, so...
0:53:46 > 0:53:49Laila? Laila, love?
0:53:49 > 0:53:52You've got to do the first dance, now!
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Come on, sweetie.
0:54:00 > 0:54:05Oh! I was sleeping! What is all that about?!
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Your first dance is about to happen. You're gonna have to.
0:54:11 > 0:54:15- Serious?- Yeah, everyone's here. All your night guests and everything.
0:54:17 > 0:54:21I just thought that I was under the covers, but I'm not, am I?
0:54:23 > 0:54:28I can't get out of my dress!
0:54:39 > 0:54:44Ladies and gentlemen, the first dance for the bride and groom.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46MUSIC: "Golden Touch" by Razorlight
0:55:10 > 0:55:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:16 > 0:55:18The bride and groom!
0:55:21 > 0:55:25# If you are what you say you are
0:55:25 > 0:55:27# A superstar
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# Then have no fear... #
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Me and Miller, we are lucky guys.
0:55:32 > 0:55:36We don't tend to do a lot and we get results. That's the thing.
0:55:38 > 0:55:39I sort of stepped up to the plate.
0:55:39 > 0:55:43I need to show her more of what I'm about, obviously.
0:55:43 > 0:55:47I wanted a celebrity wedding and you've got me one.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50I think I'll give him a little bit more responsibility.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Chuffed.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Couldn't have gone any better.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57I think, just about, I've married the right man.
0:55:57 > 0:56:01- Just about?- Just about. Scraped in there.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05- She's a hard woman to please. - Only joking.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07# If you are what you say you are
0:56:07 > 0:56:10# A superstar
0:56:10 > 0:56:13# Then have no fear
0:56:13 > 0:56:15# The camera's here
0:56:15 > 0:56:18# And the microphones
0:56:18 > 0:56:25# And they want to know, oh, oh-oh yeah... #
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