Ritesh and Sheena

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ritesh and Sheena are totally in love.

0:00:04 > 0:00:08They're desperate to get hitched but have ploughed all their pennies into an ice-cream business.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12There would have been no way that we would have been able to save the cash.

0:00:12 > 0:00:17So we're giving them £12,000 for their big day,

0:00:17 > 0:00:18but there's a catch.

0:00:18 > 0:00:23They have agreed, in the presence of a lawyer, that Ritesh will organise the wedding, alone.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Alton Towers! Hire a balloon. Crisp packet.- No.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29They'll have absolutely no contact...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31This could be the reason why I end up hanging him.

0:00:31 > 0:00:37..and the bride won't know a single thing about her wedding until the big day in three weeks' time.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42- Thinking, "What are you doing?" - Three weeks apart will push their relationship to the limit.- What?!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Argh! - Will the groom cock-up the catering?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- No-one even eats cake, people eat chips.- Chips on the wedding day?!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Will he and his best man ever take things seriously?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I love it when a plan comes together.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Will the wedding day be a total wash-out?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Heavy rain and wind.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Can this man give this woman a day she'll never forget?

0:01:04 > 0:01:0850/50 on, like, brilliance or just complete disaster.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24Today marks a special day for Sheena and Ritesh, also known as Ricky.

0:01:24 > 0:01:30After two years of dating, the couple are celebrating their formal engagement.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35This traditional Hindu ceremony unites their families and makes their commitment public.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39The milk drinking ceremony is really important because it's that first initial stage

0:01:39 > 0:01:41of the two of us coming together

0:01:41 > 0:01:45and everyone giving us their blessing saying, "Yeah, this is great."

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Wow, it's lovely.

0:01:47 > 0:01:53They may be sealing their love today but in 24 hours' time they'll be saying their goodbyes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59Sheena will be entrusting her wedding plans and her future happiness, to Ritesh.

0:02:00 > 0:02:06Their engagement party may be formal but their first encounter was anything but.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09We first met at the gym. She was like this gazelle

0:02:09 > 0:02:12running on the treadmill, getting faster and faster.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Quite hypnotic at first.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'd look at her and think, "Wow, she's quite nice."

0:02:17 > 0:02:21And both knew early on that this was fate.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25We went to see a psychic about two weeks into our relationship.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- He goes, "You'll get married." - But he also thought we were brother and sister...

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- At the beginning.- He says, "Does your sister want to ask me any questions?"

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I said, "You're not the best, are you?"

0:02:34 > 0:02:38The couple live in Leicester but they don't share a home.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40He's got his own flat.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45I live with my parents because in the Asian culture you're not supposed to live together

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- if you're not married. - It gets frowned upon, doesn't it?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Once they've tied the knot, Ritesh and Sheena will be able to live together at last.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02But when Sheena finally does move in it's pretty obvious who'll be running this household.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Put it straight in there.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I'm not the boss.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Eh, don't put it there!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- I'm like a supervisor! Put the grater away, we don't need that any more.- Just dominating.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- No, I'm not!- Strong-minded.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Takes over everything that I do.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17No, no, no!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22But with his dominating future wife out of the picture, will relaxed Ritesh cope alone?

0:03:22 > 0:03:27Our standards are high, which really great, I think, because Ritesh has got to work hard to meet them.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Burnt again!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34It's not just Sheena who'll be casting judgement on this groom's plans,

0:03:34 > 0:03:36the whole community will be watching.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43If I don't pull this off, the family will be forgiving, but I don't think they'll forget.

0:03:43 > 0:03:49You better...make me happy, otherwise he will hear it for the rest of his life.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52He will! And I think he knows he will.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00It's time for Sheena and Ritesh to say goodbye.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07The biggest day of Sheena's life is now in her man's hands.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10OK, see you in three weeks, yeah?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12See you on our wedding day.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16See you.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22He always says to me, "Just always tell me what makes you happy and I'll make it happen."

0:04:22 > 0:04:25And in his own way, he does.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26I think that's really beautiful.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31Sheena's barely left and Ritesh is already feeling emotional.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I just feel...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36really tired.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I think I'll have a bit of a nap or something in a bit.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43It's OK, cos the next time I see her we'll be getting married.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Yeah, it'll be all right.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hi, Mum.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51How are you feeling? You're going to miss him?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yeah, a lot.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57For Sheena's mum it's a chance to prepare her daughter for married life.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02- You could learn cooking in three weeks.- Cooking?- Yeah.- Yeah, but Dad, will you eat my food?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05If it's as good as Mum's.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's day one and time to knuckle down.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Ritesh has invited his cousin and chief usher, Nimesh,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18along with best man, Bav, to get the ball rolling.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Venue?- Food.- OK...

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Clothes. Like your clothes as well, the bridesmaids.- Four...

0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Transport, horse and carriage or anything like that. - We've got to do the venue by when?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32We'll start getting onto the internet now.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Funky places to get married.- That's the one, that's what you want, yeah.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Bav, on a good day, he's like David Hasselhoff. - HE LAUGHS

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Welcome to mine and Ritzy's world.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47But on a bad day... Do you remember that woman in Last Of The Summer Wine?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Fabulous Places To Get Married, it's a book.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- It's a book?- Yeah.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55First search he comes down with!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Nora Batty, yeah, that's what he's like. That's exactly what he's like.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Bav is like Nora Batty on a bad day, but on a good day he's a Hasselhoff.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Do you want a cup of tea?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Get off!- Nimesh, he's like a hawk.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10He just like walks into doors and breaks a door.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- Sit here with him and do it.- I've got the Hasselhoff on one shoulder and the hawk on the other shoulder.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Can't go wrong. Alton Towers!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Are you taking the piss?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21When people pump him,

0:06:21 > 0:06:23he starts rolling with those ideas.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- 'How can I help?' - Alton Towers, please.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Those ideas from being a small idea, maybe just as a joke, grows.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Hire a balloon.- Yeah.- Pow!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- To where?- Alton Towers.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- I'm quite peckish to be honest with you.- All right, let's do it. Get the number for Pizza Hut.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44So in three hours the only thing they've settled is their stomachs.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Fortunately, best man Bav's back on track.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48We can't spend all day doing this.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50No, we'll get sorted in a bit.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- We need to decide what theme we're having.- Bollywood. - Bollywood theme, yeah?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- OK, is that for the reception party, yeah?- Yeah.

0:06:56 > 0:07:02The idea of him organising a theme-based wedding, it horrifies me, to be honest.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- You have to find a venue today, you know that.- I know.- So whatever's open, that's what we pick.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10I've always wanted a stately home or a setting like a castle or something.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Forestry Centre. How about this...? - What's that?

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Write the postcode down, what is it Delta, Echo, twelve. Eight, Jay, X-Ray.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I'll remember it, don't worry. - DE12, innit?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Have you got any good CDs?- We can't go to this venue with no music on.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Try and get the Rocky theme tune as well.- Eye Of The Tiger, yeah?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Right, wicked, let's go.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Why Eye Of The Tiger, though?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Delta, Echo, twelve.- Yes.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Eight, Juliet, X-Ray.- Beautiful.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47# Rising up, back on the street

0:07:48 > 0:07:53# Did my time, took my chances

0:07:53 > 0:07:55# It's the eye of the tiger... #

0:07:55 > 0:08:02With the sat-nav fully primed, the city boys leave Leicester and head to a venue deep in the countryside.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Way! Go on, then.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I can't believe you've got a sat-nav here, Bav.

0:08:14 > 0:08:19Detour over. It's not long before the lads come across another diversion.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21"Caramel crunch, London fruits, Irish cream, rum and raisin...

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- "Whisky and ginger."- Nah, it's a bit early in the day for me.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Ah, that's better.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Next up, Rosliston Forestry Centre.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Nestled in the heart of the Derbyshire National Forest are...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40a tent, a stage and a hut.

0:08:40 > 0:08:46It's not exactly a stately home but Ritesh is organising this wedding, not Sheena.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- What's this?- That's the stage.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51This is champion, isn't it?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53It's got the X-Factor, ain't it?

0:08:53 > 0:08:58But does it have the "Wow" factor his bride expects?

0:09:00 > 0:09:05For Sheena, there's only ever been one option, a stately home.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08She's at Stapleford Park with sister, Pooja.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'd love to get married here.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Or a hall!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Or a school hall or something. I don't think he'd do anything like that, ever.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I really don't think he'd do something like that.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24He wouldn't do it somewhere like that, would he?

0:09:24 > 0:09:30Funnily enough, Ritesh is on the phone to the caretaker of a local community hall.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32I'm looking to see if I can hire it for a wedding.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yes, very quick, she's a very demanding woman.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Oh, my God, this is amazing!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42This looks beautiful.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Look at the dining table. Thank you all for joining us today.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Thank you to all our guests.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Look, that's the food area. People will sit in there eating food.- Wow!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's so lovely.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59I want room service. Ding!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02See that trolley there? I could come in on it and you could push me in.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Imagine the wedding song and that.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'll come in, take me to the stage.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Sheena comes up that side, over there, on another trolley like that.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- We meet in the middle and...- Yeah.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18If he's not thought like this, God help him.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20You've just got to not think of it as a...

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- sort of gym hall.- It IS a gym hall.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Sheena will be the last of her sisters to marry.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Both Pooja and Neena had large Hindu weddings.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39With over 500 guests to cater for, Neena chose a hall for hers.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42But there is nothing traditional about this Indian bride.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I want a stately home.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48If you don't find a stately home, what choice has he got?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50He doesn't have to go to a school hall, though.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Where else can you go?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57No. No. No, no.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02The boys are also going off the idea.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- It's not what you want, is it? Or is it?- No.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08What kind of hall do you think you want?

0:11:08 > 0:11:13We want scenic, the bling factor.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17If it rains or the weather's damp from the night before, it's going to get really muddy.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Yeah, it'll be like Bollywood Glastonbury.- Yeah!

0:11:21 > 0:11:25We'll this provide, like, you know, those hooded plastic bags?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27For the guests. "There you go, love.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29"There you go, Grandma.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31"Put it on and have a good time."

0:11:31 > 0:11:34But practicalities won't dampen their enthusiasm.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38The lads rush back to book their outdoor venue.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42This time, they've borrowed a mate's car, complete with trailer.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's more suitable for country pursuits.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45It's just down there, you missed it.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49But not for these two townies.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Particularly when it comes to reversing.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54I can't stop the road, can I? I don't have authority to do that.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Got it.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Back on track, the lads finally arrive at the Forestry Centre.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10So, how much will Ritesh's al fresco fantasy set him back?

0:12:10 > 0:12:16If we look at everything for 220 guests would be £4,797. That's for everything.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- OK.- Time to down-scale the dream.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- We could maybe give the dance floor a miss. - Yeah, forget the dance floor.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Forget the dance floor. Carpets? - Do we need carpet?- No.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Toilets, yes.- We don't need toilets. It's all right, we don't need it.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31You've brought it down by about £1,400.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34How about if I say to you about £3,600?

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- £3,600 in total? - You're invited as well, Debbie. - £3,600 will be fine.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Done. Thank you, brilliant.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43The best meeting of my life!

0:12:43 > 0:12:50For a bargain £3,600, Ritesh has got himself an empty tent and a field.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54A fact that hasn't escaped his best man.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58If it does rain and people are outside dancing or whatever, what can you suggest?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Umbrellas.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ritesh is taking an almighty risk.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I've been thinking about the rain.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I've seen this big thunderstorm in the middle of my wedding.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12She says, "I do." Bang!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15It just chucks it down.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22Then if it comes up all sunny, yeah, me and Bav and Nimesh, we become wedding planners.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I hope there's not a whole wedding outside.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Because, if there is, then, you know,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29look at today. Look at yesterday and look at the day.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34It is 50-50 on, like, brilliance or just complete disaster.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37This could be the reason why I end up hating him.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39But if does all go warm and it's sunny...

0:13:39 > 0:13:44I missed the bloody cup. Yeah, it'll be fine.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49RAIN BATTERS CAR ROOF

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Come rain or shine, Ritesh will have mouths to feed. Lots of them.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03If they can do a mobile catering unit outside, just like quick chip food and stuff like that.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06They'll be doing food for about 100, 150 people maximum.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- That'll be a big bite out of his budget.- If you want a three-tier cake, they're quite expensive.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14But no-one even eats cake. But people eat chips.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Chips on a wedding day? - I'd like to factor it in.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24If you can factor it in, I'd got for that that ahead of the other things that we've got.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27You'd rather have the chips than the decor?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yeah.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Food's at the forefront of everyone's mind.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- When it's bubbling, then you put in onion.- OK.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Sheena's mum wants her to be fully prepared for married life.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42A lady has to cook and serve with husband.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Mum, I go to work.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46When I got married, you know,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49when I come home, then I had to cook.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Mum, we eat together. We're not like you.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Thank God you are engaged now.

0:14:53 > 0:14:58Because if we go somebody's house and you bring Ricky, I don't feel comfortable.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, but why not?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's better if you are officially engaged.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- So you can tell everybody, "My daughter's engaged?"- Yes.- Officially.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12It's day five. Although the boys have only

0:15:12 > 0:15:15booked a tent in a field, success seems to be going to their heads.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20- We're on a roll, in't we? We can't go wrong.- I think we're superstars for the day.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Superstars need alter egos to match.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26We have to give ourselves proper big boy names. Like a star name.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30You know, like Jamie Fox and Tom Cruise.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Stuff like that. So I can be like...

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- "Kutz". You can be Kutz.- Kutz.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- I'll be "Flex".- Kutz and Flex?- Yeah!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40That's the one!

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- So, with the crucial decisions made...- I'm Kutz, this is Flex.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46..it's down to business.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49And every reception needs a caterer.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53£1,300, plus £420.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56£1,720.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01- £1,720? If I can get you waiters at a cheaper price, would you be happy with that?- Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Thank you very much. We'll be in touch later on.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- That's amazing. Thank you.- Cheers. - Bye.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10The taste of success.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11THEY LAUGH

0:16:11 > 0:16:15They've knocked 25% off the asking price.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Yes!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19There's no messing with these bad boys.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21High five, Flex!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Nice one, Kutz.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25THEY CHUCKLE

0:16:28 > 0:16:34Spending time with her mum has reminded Sheena how important tradition is to her parents.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39Usually, the eldest one gets married, then the middle one, then the younger one.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44Because my younger sister got married last year as well, I think they felt like I needed to get married.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Just to make sure there's nothing wrong with me!

0:16:47 > 0:16:52She hopes that trusting Ritesh now will lead to equality in their marriage.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I think it's an opportunity for me to let go

0:16:55 > 0:16:57and put him in the driving seat.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Ritesh may be in the driving seat, but it's an uphill journey.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04His venue comes with absolutely nothing.

0:17:04 > 0:17:11Nothing to eat, nothing to drink, nothing to sit on or at and nothing to eat off or with.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14So, he and cousin Nimesh head off to book crockery and table linen.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- If you get stuck on what to say, just stay quiet.- Yeah, of course.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20OK. That's our table.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Knife, fork. Wine glasses.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27£6.30 each, plus VAT for your cloths.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30That's a massive one, to be fair. The tablecloths.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Is there nothing you can... £6.30, knock it down to a fiver?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Can't come down on them. - Oh, Brenda, come on.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39We're washing them for you. People would charge a washing service.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41£6.30 a tablecloth?!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43That's a joke, innit?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46I wouldn't pay £6.30 for a tablecloth ever in my whole life.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- No, you wouldn't.- It's a tablecloth!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52£6.30, I want you to lie on that table and let me eat the food off your body.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I wonder what his guests would make of that!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Still, there is no time to waste.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Ritesh has to see a man about a horse.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03He and Bav head deep into the countryside.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Beautiful. Look at the scenery.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- It's a- BLEEP!

0:18:08 > 0:18:13- I've been to a lot of countrysides. People do live through these fields.- No-one... Look at it!

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Once again, the city boys are in unfamiliar territory.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20We're in the middle of the field.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I'm not too sure which way to go round. Have you got a secret path?

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I don't mind looking at the countryside, but I wouldn't want to live in it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32- A lot of people want to live in the countryside.- Some people use toilet roll to wipe their ass,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- and some people use water out of a bottle.- Yeah.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37You're the bottle man and and I'm the toilet paper man.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I'm Ricky. I'm Corin and this is Harry. Wow!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Beautiful.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Do you want to have a sit in it? - Yeah.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- It's quite nice.- As you know, we're on a very, very strict budget.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56We've still got to get the bride's dress.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59We went for the horse before the dress.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Right. The important bits!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Our budget, usually, is £550 for a wedding.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- We budgeted around £200, didn't we? - 400 quid's got to be the limit.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14I'm sold on it, to be honest with you. 400 quid. Bargain.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20That's another deal done and another box ticked.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22See you, Harry.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25But the feel-good factor doesn't last.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- 500 yards, sharp left.- Sharp left.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- At the end of the road, turn left. - You've put the same details in we just came from. Look.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I didn't. I put an LE...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I put "LE5" in, Ritesh.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40I don't think I need to sort my head out, you need to.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Are we missing Sheena, is that what it is?

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- Eh?- What did you do last night?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You were meant to come round to my house and

0:19:47 > 0:19:51found out you were watching Ghost with your box of Kleenex last night.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I weren't missing anyone, I weren't doing anything.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- I sat in and watched a film. - Watching Ghost!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's a good film, innit?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06It's your sensitive side, is it?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08You can honest, just say so.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Don't worry about it. - I'm missing a lot of things.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, yeah, you don't have to tell me that!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm missing peace and quiet.

0:20:16 > 0:20:22# I need your love... #

0:20:23 > 0:20:2910 days in and Ritesh still doesn't have a wedding dress, rings, flowers or any invitations.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Still, at least he's agreed a price for the tablecloths and crockery.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Excellent.- 'OK, then.'

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Brenda, you're a star.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Deal done at 230 quid.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42That's pretty much done for today, I think.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I need to go to the loo.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'll take that, cos it's a number two.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Oh, thanks for that(!)

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Across town, Sheena's wondering if the wedding will ever actually happen

0:20:52 > 0:20:54and confides in best mate Jas.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Still no news on the date.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- My God.- He hasn't even sent any invites out.- That's Ricky!

0:21:01 > 0:21:06No, but you would think, you know, the first thing you would do is sort the date and venue out.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10At the moment, I don't know anything about what I'm wearing.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Nothing.- Jewellery, hair.- Nothing. It doesn't even feel like I'm getting married.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18It'll be memorable whichever way it goes, that's the thing.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23- Either it'll be hideous...- But I don't want people to remember my wedding just because it was a joke!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Ritesh has certainly made some interesting choices so far.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32But he's finally made it to the printers and he's having another brainwave.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- You know what I'm thinking? Can you do this? Can you make bags?- Yeah?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Like, could you make, like, a crisp packet?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43No.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Which is the one that you can get done the fastest?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I can do this one.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, how much will that cost me?

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- £78.- I can't afford that. I want to spend £60 on invites, what can you do for me?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58If you go for this size, £65.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- £30.- No.- Come on!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05£40, it's a one-off special deal.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity right now, you've got here.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's £40, that's it. Come on.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Look, there's a picture of God here. - No, sorry.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Last price, then we have to go. - This is it.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- This is it, look,- Yeah.- OK?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21At £45, the printer's a broken man.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25I feel a bit cheeky, bringing the Almighty into...

0:22:27 > 0:22:31I'm sure God will be OK for one day.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Nice one, Bav.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38A quick prayer might help when it comes to making arrangements for Sheena's hair.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41This bride's pretty particular about how she looks.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43OK. So, what are we doing with your hair on the day?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45I want it with quite a lot of volume.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49But quite straight. But not too curly at the ends, but a bit flicked out.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55I can't believe you're letting him choose your dress, choose your hairdresser for you.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- How fussy you are!- I'm not fussy!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00You make our life hell when you come in here!

0:23:00 > 0:23:01I know. I just like it my way.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Shame it's not going to be your way, love.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Stop putting your fingers through it, it looks nice.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- I know.- It's lovely.- Stop making me out to be a demon, cos I'm not.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Do you know, if I want, I could put it half up later.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- You're ruining it now. - I'm just saying, throughout the night.- If you get hot?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Yeah, that's what I sometimes do.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28I know what Hindi means now. How can you let someone else pick everything for you if you're so fussy?

0:23:28 > 0:23:33With the wedding only 10 days away, you'd think that Ritesh would be dress shopping.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35We've come to get a wedding suit.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37But not this groom.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yeah, that's cool.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43The main man is sorted but his sidekick's harder to please.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Because he's wearing cream, I don't think that me and the ushers should wear cream.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49They've got a grey three-piece suit.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Have you got any other colours in besides the grey?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- We've got black. - OK.- What else have we got?

0:23:54 > 0:23:55A very dark grey.

0:23:55 > 0:24:01I think it's going to have to be a kind of light grey, to be honest.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Wow, that looks good.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05It just looks like a normal suit.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07So what we need to do is incorporate it.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11If we could have the pink shirt and pinstripes, that will work. And the dark grey.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Or, like, more of a silk material kind of thing.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Fashion diva, isn't he?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- What do you think, Bav? - Going to change the shirt.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Yeah.- Better? Prefer that?- Yeah.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28£670, that brings it down to.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Gives you a bit of a discount. - Do it to £650?

0:24:30 > 0:24:34As it's a very special one-off, I don't normally do that. OK.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36- £650.- Thank you very much.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Another bargain, and they've still got nearly half their budget left.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- We got another deal.- Yeah. - Let's roll.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45That way, yeah.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You seemed like a diva before, eh?

0:24:51 > 0:24:56Sheena will have no part in planning this wedding, but it won't stop her dreaming.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59She's hoping her married sisters can help her pick out a dress.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- I don't want white.- Would you wear any other colour but cream?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Like, pastel pink?- No.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Would you wear a crown?- No.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13- Have you got to choose your shoes? You've got to get your feet into them.- Look how nice they are.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Shut up, Neena. We're not here to crucify me. It's my wedding day!

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Someone should remind Ritesh.

0:25:18 > 0:25:24The wedding's just over a week away and the boys are finally on the hunt for her dress.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- You're never going to wear it again, are you?- No.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31No point spending millions on it and blowing the budget cos then we'll lose out on other things.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36It's worth spending a bit of money on it.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38- We'll see. Let's get inside and we'll have a look.- Yeah.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42That's really nice.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- It's not bad, is it?- No.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47It's got that Princess Diana thing to it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49She probably could have...

0:25:49 > 0:25:51She did a lot of work for charity.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- She did.- She might have brought her dress here.

0:25:53 > 0:25:59- We might get Princess Diana's... - It's wishful thinking if it ends up Leicester, put it that way.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Blissfully unaware that her groom is looking at Princess Diana rip-offs

0:26:03 > 0:26:07in a charity shop, Sheena's setting her sights rather higher.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Let's have a look that one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- That is lovely, actually. - I think that would really suit you.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Ricky's never going to pick a dress like that.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22What's it smell like?

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- That bit! The armpits! - It smells new.- Does it?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yeah. She'll never know, honest.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32- But Sheena knows exactly what she wants, and it's nearly a grand. - This is silk.- Oh, yeah.

0:26:32 > 0:26:40I really do like that cos the stripes go across there and it makes you look a bit bigger up top, doesn't it?

0:26:40 > 0:26:45- I wouldn't get really excited. He's not buying this dress.- What about that for Neena and Pooja?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47There's stains on it.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Come on, open your eyes, son.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Are you seriously...?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57No, don't be silly.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I'm only laughing cos you are.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm deadly serious about it.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05WOMEN GASP

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Isn't that gorgeous?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Da-a da-da.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I think she can see herself in this one.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14I think it's a perfect size.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17And there's only one in the whole shop.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- BOTH:- Ricky's not going to choose it.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- RICKY SIGHS HEAVILY - Did you have a look in bridal magazines?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27No, I just thumbed the Thomson Local, didn't I?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29This is absolutely stunning. I love it.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Are you feeling a bit emotional?

0:27:32 > 0:27:33No.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I just want it.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Oh, dear. - Let's get this over and done with.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44We're doing some... wedding dress shopping.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Right.- We just need to get this over with quite quickly.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52OK. This is a plainer one without the detail on the top.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Right.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56This is completely plain.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Which one are you liking at the moment?- That one.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00That's what I was thinking.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04What we can do for her, if you'd like it either

0:28:04 > 0:28:08side of the chiffon, you can sort of create your own design for her.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12More on this side rather than the right-hand leg. She's right...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15She's left-footed, actually, isn't she? She walks with her left foot.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Can you try it on?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19- No. - SHOP OWNER LAUGHS

0:28:19 > 0:28:21You need someone to walk with it on.

0:28:21 > 0:28:26I'm not putting on a wedding dress, no. Let's go on that in the street. I'll ask some girl.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28- How tall is Sheena, did you say? - About that high.

0:28:32 > 0:28:37I used to have a pair of nunchakus when I was a kid, and it had two red handle things on it.

0:28:37 > 0:28:42You noticed the red, but then when you looked at it, the chain in the middle was made out of silver.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46You want to notice the bride and then look at everything else separately.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47- Yeah.- Perfect.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49At least she knows what he's on about.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Hey, Rick. This is Karen.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Hi. You all right?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Here we go.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Could you stand over there and just walk this way?

0:29:00 > 0:29:03- It's a little bit too long for her. - OK.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08The groom's come over all Gok Wan.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12Drop the chiffon here. We'll put it on the side bits and the front as well.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13Drop the pattern down from there.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Put one across there and one across there.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20One there and there. Six bits of chiffon with two bits of embroidery down the side.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Just two motifs on each one. - Yeah, that'll be beautiful.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Yeah, cool. I'm happy with that.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28- All right, headgear.- I wouldn't mess with Sheena's hair if I were you.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30I'd go with just a tiara.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33It's a risk this groom's prepared to take.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36My budget's between £350 and £400.

0:29:36 > 0:29:42- I could bring it down to maybe £500. - Could you put in anything extra with it, like shoes and a tiara?

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Yeah, if you do it for £500, I'll give you the shoes and the tiara.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Wicked. Do I have to pick shoes or will you pick them for me?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Yes.- Yeah. Thank you so much.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Job done.- Click your heels.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02But not in Sheena's world.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04I want two dresses.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06The inner child steps out.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Because you're only going to get married once, so why not?

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Can I just have a look at this one, please?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Princess Sheena wants to wear a sari for the reception.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17I just walk in like this.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21- And when you dance, you can have it up.- Hello. SHEENA LAUGHS

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Is it theatrical enough for you? - Yeah, it's lovely.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Her fantasy budget would allow for two frocks.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31If I was a guy, I wouldn't go on my stag so I could give my bride the best...

0:30:31 > 0:30:35You think he shouldn't go on a stag he should spend £1,000 on a dress for you?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Yeah. Because it's our day.

0:30:37 > 0:30:42- And he can go out with the lads any time.- That's not really "our", is it?

0:30:42 > 0:30:47Right now, the stag party's the furthest thing from Ritesh's mind.

0:30:47 > 0:30:48He's just had bad news.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51- Have you seen the weather forecast for your big day?- Oh, no!

0:30:51 > 0:30:54- Oh, no!- Heavy rain and wind.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57BLEEP!

0:30:57 > 0:31:01One week to go, and Sheena's getting ready for her hen do.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05I might as well go and enjoy tonight

0:31:05 > 0:31:07with all my girls

0:31:07 > 0:31:10and have a little bit of a party.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13And then I'll start worrying about everything again tomorrow morning.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Ritesh is worried right now.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20He's got a foot infection and he's threatening to pull out of his stag.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24Best man Bav's not having it and drags him to the doctor's.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Are you going to be OK? Aww. Bless.

0:31:26 > 0:31:30If this happened to you, you would have started crying by now.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32- Sore?- Yeah.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34This is called cellulitis.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36It's infected.

0:31:36 > 0:31:37Stag night is tomorrow night?

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Yeah. Shall I cancel it?

0:31:39 > 0:31:43No, it should be OK. We'll have to clean this up tomorrow properly.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46- That should do the trick.- Excellent.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Thank God. I thought you were trying to bottle it.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51- Jesus.- Yeah, thank God for that.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Yeah, thank God, Ritesh. Plonker.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56INDIAN MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:56 > 0:32:02Oblivious to her man's near-death experience, Sheena's getting into the swing of her hen night.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05I'd like to thank you all, all my hens, for coming out tonight.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07THEY CHEER

0:32:08 > 0:32:10MUSIC: "Kiss, Kiss" by Tarkan

0:32:38 > 0:32:42MUSIC: "Circus" by Britney Spears

0:32:46 > 0:32:49TV PLAYS

0:32:49 > 0:32:53MUSIC: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce

0:33:00 > 0:33:05It's the morning of the stag do and the invalid has been to A&E to fix his foot.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Three injections went in, pow, into my feet.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10I nearly passed out and that.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15I felt dead faint, but I managed to stay on and that.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Can't feel a thing. It's brilliant.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22My whole foot's numb. I could do anything with it.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24We've have got a stag to go to now.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Ready. Quite excited now, actually.

0:33:30 > 0:33:35MUSIC: "I'm Not Alone" by Calvin Harris

0:33:41 > 0:33:44THEY ALL CHEER

0:33:45 > 0:33:47You've got to wear a sari.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50THEY CHEER

0:33:50 > 0:33:52There's a coach.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53Roll in, lads.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Your carriage awaits.- Let's do it.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Broom, broom, broom!

0:34:02 > 0:34:04MUSIC: "Shake It" by Metro Station

0:34:05 > 0:34:07ALL: Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!

0:34:09 > 0:34:11ALL: Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14ALL: Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Her hen night is Carry On Camping

0:34:22 > 0:34:26and a man's/boy's thing night out is blood sport.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31THEY CHANT: Stag!

0:34:38 > 0:34:41MUSIC: "Be The One" by Jack Penate

0:34:46 > 0:34:51Ever since the engagement, Sheena's family haven't stopped celebrating.

0:34:51 > 0:34:57But for a bride, it's hard to muster any enthusiasm when you're completely in the dark.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00I'm feeling just like really tired about not knowing.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Tired about just going along with things.

0:35:03 > 0:35:08I'm losing the excitement, which I don't want. I think that's cos it is wearing me down.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Mentally, it's like, "Oh, God, I'm on this treadmill."

0:35:11 > 0:35:15I'm not able to get off and I don't know where I'm going. That's exactly how it feels.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Ritesh is also in a reflective mood.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22You only meet like someone like that once in your lifetime, don't you?

0:35:22 > 0:35:25It took me 29 years to meet her. 28 years.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28I think I was 29, don't know.

0:35:28 > 0:35:33So, yeah, it took me a long time to meet her. You just know, don't you, I guess, when you're with someone?

0:35:33 > 0:35:37I'm only going to get married once. And that's why I think...

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Well, that's why I know, really, that she is the right person for me.

0:35:45 > 0:35:49Over the next few days, Ritesh spends two-and-a-half grand on rings...

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Yeah, that should do me.

0:35:51 > 0:35:56- ..flowers...- We're looking for a little pink posy for the bride.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58- ..a cake...- Nice ice cream.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02..coaches for his 220 guests,

0:36:02 > 0:36:04a car for his bride...

0:36:04 > 0:36:10- Which car?- 'The white one.' - Oh, you're a star. Yeah, go on then. - ..and decorations for the marquee.

0:36:10 > 0:36:15- I'll fill the confetti bombs halfway, but not full. - OK, brilliant.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18But he still needs bridesmaid dresses for Sheena's sisters.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22I'm looking for bridal dresses.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24- The colour scheme is ivory.- Yep.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Got like a pink colour scheme with it as well.- OK.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Is that a dress?- That is the dress.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- That's like a top dress. - No, no, no, it's a bandeau dress. - That's really nice, yeah.- Yeah?

0:36:34 > 0:36:38Yeah, that will be...two of them. I thought that was a skirt!

0:36:38 > 0:36:39It's a dress!

0:36:40 > 0:36:44Neena and Pooja arrive to try on their skirts.

0:36:44 > 0:36:48- I mean, dresses.- Hello!- BOTH: Hello. - Have you got them dresses?- Yeah!

0:36:50 > 0:36:53That's nice, isn't it? Oh, they're gorgeous!

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- What do you think? Do you like it? - Yeah, I do, actually.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05In the nick of time, they remember whose side they're meant to be on.

0:37:05 > 0:37:10Just wondered that, if she was having a white dress, like we're wearing quite an English dress,

0:37:10 > 0:37:16then if we change into a sari in the evening, would she feel like she kind of needs to more...?

0:37:16 > 0:37:19- Shall we leave that? - Yeah, leave it in my head.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- You take care.- Think about it, think about it a lot.- See you.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Bye. - SHE SIGHS HEAVILY

0:37:24 > 0:37:27As long as I stick with what I'm happy with, it won't go wrong.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29If anything, I'll be happy.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34The wedding's in three days, but Sheena's still in the dark.

0:37:34 > 0:37:39Her mum's throwing her a mehndi night, the Indian equivalent of a hen party,

0:37:39 > 0:37:43where the bride-to-be is prepared for married life.

0:37:43 > 0:37:48But without an invite to her own wedding, this bride is in no mood to celebrate.

0:37:48 > 0:37:49I've not heard anything at all.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53I don't know if we've got a wedding date. Ricky, what are you doing?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56You know, you should have let me know by now.

0:37:56 > 0:38:02It's hard to just get excited at the minute. I'm not feeling very excited at the minute.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05I just want to get on with it, I just want to have my wedding day.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08I just want to live happily ever after. KNOCK ON DOOR

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Come in.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- Hi.- I'm coming down. - Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:38:13 > 0:38:18- Who else is downstairs?- Everyone's here, that's what I'm saying, so you ought to get a move on.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Well, no, they can wait. I'm sorry.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22It's my... It's up to me, isn't it?

0:38:22 > 0:38:24I've been doing things at the house, haven't I?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30It's going to be the longest hairdo in history.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34- Yeah, and it doesn't look any different every time I do it. - Can you not let go of this?

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Is that what you're saying?- No!

0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Can I let go?- No!

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Finally, she's ready to greet her guests...

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Hello, everybody!

0:38:46 > 0:38:50..and prepare for her new role as a married woman.

0:38:50 > 0:38:55The henna ritual symbolises the strength of love in a marriage.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57The darker the paint dries, the stronger the love.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01Look, I've got an R in my hand. Ricky has to find the R in my hand.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06- Hello.- Hello.

0:39:06 > 0:39:11- The bearer with gifts.- Oh, God. You're going to make me cry.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I am, cos I'm scared about Ricky.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Oh, my God! Look at that picture!

0:39:20 > 0:39:22He is...!

0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Oh, my God!- Why?- That's the worst picture he could ever have used! - I think that's really cool.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Are you all right? You've got a date now, and you've got a time.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Oh, my God! - Are you going to wet yourself?

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Are you all right? Ah!

0:39:35 > 0:39:37I'm so happy. I've got a date!

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Put it there!

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- Oh, my God!- OK, he's real now. There's no turning back now.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46He's cool. No, I can't wait. I can't wait to get married.

0:39:48 > 0:39:52With the invites delivered, the boys indulge in a bit of back-slapping.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Our names are on this now, so our reputation is at stake here.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59- Yeah, this is like, do you remember when Predator 1 first came out?- Yeah.

0:39:59 > 0:40:05And it was like brand new footage, it was a brand-new concept. It just like blew the whole world away.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09Well, we know the day is going to be brilliant, it's going to be fantastic, hey? So...

0:40:09 > 0:40:12The only doubt is the old weather thing, but even then...

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Nah, where there's a Plan A, there's a Plan B.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18What it is, I'm going to have a little word with the big man later.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22- Who, Wayne? What, God, you mean?- Yeah!

0:40:22 > 0:40:23OK!

0:40:23 > 0:40:24And Bav's off on one again.

0:40:24 > 0:40:29What I've decided is, you'll be busy with Sheena, so I've got to correspond with him.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Two walkie-talkies, I'm Delta One, he'll be Delta Two.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Sheena will be known as the Eagle.

0:40:34 > 0:40:39- And you'll be known as Ritzy A. Right?- Yes.- So what will happen is, like, I'm going to tell Delta Two,

0:40:39 > 0:40:43- aka Nimesh...- Can't I be Flex? But with the E on the end, like Flex-E.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46It's not a walkie-talkie name. It's got to be proper, innit?

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Eagle, Delta, A-Delta, you know... Two and all that?

0:40:49 > 0:40:54- So we're going to be known as the A-Team on the day.- Yeah.- You know?

0:40:54 > 0:40:57- We've got no worries at all now! - I'm hoping at the end of it,

0:40:57 > 0:41:00right, the whole event finishes, is a roaring success,

0:41:00 > 0:41:03and I'll be like, "I love it when a plan comes together!"

0:41:03 > 0:41:05THEY LAUGH

0:41:05 > 0:41:08This is your cue to put A-Team music on in the background!

0:41:11 > 0:41:15THEME TUNE TO "THE A-TEAM" PLAYS, ACCOMPANIED BY DHOL MUSIC

0:41:21 > 0:41:28Time for a final budget check before the lads hit the shops to make their tent in a field look like Bollywood.

0:41:28 > 0:41:33- So, how much have you got?- Right, basically, we're down to 436 quid.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36The target for today, lads, is negotiate, negotiate, negotiate.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38We'll try and get some things free.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Mannequins, if we can.

0:41:40 > 0:41:41Man-e-what?

0:41:41 > 0:41:45- You know what I mean. - OK, fair enough, go on.- Plonker!

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Plonker, innit?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51They head to a sari shop.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53But not for Sheena's second dress.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57Imagine that draped across your tables and up and down the pillars.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Plus, if you want to go for two colours... What's that, green...?

0:42:01 > 0:42:03- £126.- Call it £120?

0:42:03 > 0:42:06I'll do it for £125. And that's...

0:42:06 > 0:42:10- That's a quid!- That's more than... That's more than we ever do.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13They must be losing their touch!

0:42:13 > 0:42:16And this DIY wedding still needs more props.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20- Wow, that's awesome! - That's awesome, yeah. - So, these are actually, erm...

0:42:20 > 0:42:25They've got like water pumps inside them, and they look nice to create an entrance.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28You can't have a top table for bride and groom and not have thrones.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Yeah, that's true. Have you got cushions?

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Are you going to scatter them around or...?- No, there's a chill-out area.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Yeah, we're having a chill-out area, yeah.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Let's go for them.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42- That's amazing, that's proper amazing.- Quality, that is, yeah.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- Thank you for that.- No problem.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- We're done.- All done.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57It's the day before the wedding, and Ritesh has been tallying up his costs.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01We did a rough budget yesterday and we weren't too sure how much money we had left.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03But we worked it out, and I've got down to...

0:43:05 > 0:43:10£11,881 spent, which leaves me with £119.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13All I've got left to do is get the soft drinks.

0:43:13 > 0:43:18And, erm, that's it. That's absolutely everything in.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23It's a very big day for Sheena.

0:43:23 > 0:43:27With the wedding in just 24 hours, she's finally going

0:43:27 > 0:43:30to see the dress that Ritesh has so painstakingly designed for her.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33- Are you all right?- My heart's beating, I can feel it in me.

0:43:33 > 0:43:37- We're going in.- Just try not to say you hate the dress.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40- D'you want to go and try it on or...?- Yeah.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44- Yeah? You want to go straight in? - Go for it, yeah.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50She had a tiara on.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54Oh, God, no! He's bought me a bloody tiara!

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Oh!

0:43:57 > 0:43:58I'm not wearing a tiara.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00- Sshh!- Oh, my God!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Oh, wow!

0:44:05 > 0:44:09OK, are you ready to look?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Oh, that's lovely.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14- It's gorgeous. - It is lovely. I love the dress.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16- Did he do quite well?- Yeah, he did.

0:44:16 > 0:44:17He did very well!

0:44:17 > 0:44:21I'm not wearing a tiara. I'm not wearing this! THEY LAUGH

0:44:21 > 0:44:24It's not funny, I'm not joking.

0:44:24 > 0:44:29See, you can just have it so you don't see it, like that.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32- Oh, God, no, I don't like it. - Can I just take it off one minute?

0:44:32 > 0:44:36- Yeah, sure.- I'm going to put it back, and then see what we can do.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40- Why would he chose a tiara, he knows I don't...?!- Sshh. I thought that looked really...

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Look straight and put your hands down.

0:44:42 > 0:44:47- Have you got any grips between you? - I've got one hairpin. Just...

0:44:47 > 0:44:48It's Princess-y, isn't it?

0:44:48 > 0:44:50It's lovely. Makes you...

0:44:51 > 0:44:56- Will you be able to take it in a bit? - Erm, we can do some alterations.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- Someone does have to ring Ricky.- OK.

0:45:01 > 0:45:05So you just have to work out where you're going to wear your tiara.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07Hello, Ricky.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09Hiya.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13- We've just tried to dress on. - 'Yeah.'- It's a bit big.

0:45:13 > 0:45:19- Is it? OK.- So it needs to be altered, we just need to get authorisation from you to alter it,

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- cos you obviously have to pay for the alteration.- What?!

0:45:22 > 0:45:24No, no, she can't. I've got no money left.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27But you have to, cos it's just kind of falling off.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30Can't she pin it or nothing?

0:45:30 > 0:45:34No, you can't pin it, it needs to be altered.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38We've got no budget left. Can't you take her to McDonald's, fill her out a bit?

0:45:38 > 0:45:40I don't think her boobs are going to grow with a Maccy D's.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43You know what you can do, chicken fillets. I've seen it on TV.

0:45:43 > 0:45:48Can he understand, the dress is big... And we need to alter it.

0:45:48 > 0:45:49A whole size?

0:45:49 > 0:45:53What you could do is, you could return the tiara and get the alteration done.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55Which would cover you, wouldn't it?

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Yeah.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03SHE SCREAMS WITH JOY

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Return that tiara, then.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08- If only it were that simple.- Hello?

0:46:08 > 0:46:10Hiya.

0:46:10 > 0:46:15Erm, the only problem with that is, cos we did such a good deal and everything with the dress,

0:46:15 > 0:46:18- that doesn't cover all of the alterations.- OK. How much am I left owing?- Half.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Half?!

0:46:20 > 0:46:27- It's still going to be £50, yep. - OK, let's do it, 50 quid.- Bye. - 'Bye.'- OK.

0:46:27 > 0:46:31That's blown my budget, hasn't it? Jesus!

0:46:31 > 0:46:33- I can now pin it for you. - We've done a deal.

0:46:33 > 0:46:37- So you're happy? No tiara! - Really happy.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38I always get my way!

0:46:38 > 0:46:45- Ricky's quite, erm, quite chilled. - He's like Blu-tack, I can mould him.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Oh, my God! Everything's so perfect!

0:46:48 > 0:46:51I'm going to have to go with one drink across the board.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54And if anyone ever asks why, you know, there wasn't any other

0:46:54 > 0:47:00soft drinks, I'll just have to say, "Well, look, Sheena's dress fits really nice. That's why."

0:47:00 > 0:47:03I'm surprised because it's so me.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06And I love it, and I love the detail.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Like that bit there. Cos I thought he'd go extreme.

0:47:08 > 0:47:12I thought he'd go really plain, and really simple. Or big meringue.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14And is none of the two, it's beautiful.

0:47:14 > 0:47:18I feel like a bride, I feel like a wife.

0:47:25 > 0:47:30Over at the venue, Bav and Nimesh have been left in charge of set dressing.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32And the pressure's getting to them.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- It's too short, just leave it now. - It's you!

0:47:38 > 0:47:40It's me, I said leave it. You're the plonker.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43I'm not even going to say anything!

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Watch the tables.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49One more time, go on.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Watch the linen as well.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Pull it.

0:47:53 > 0:47:57- No, pull it.- I don't want you pulling it. Come on, stop messing about.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00- Pull the ladder, and I'll do it! - All right, calm down, everybody!

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Get down here, and do it. Come on.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03Good!

0:48:06 > 0:48:08VAN HORN TOOTS

0:48:08 > 0:48:12- He's five hours late, but Ritesh is back in charge. - The top table is there...

0:48:12 > 0:48:15And it was tables along, across...

0:48:15 > 0:48:18- Yeah.- Up to about here. - To be honest with you...

0:48:18 > 0:48:20We've been here since about, what...?

0:48:20 > 0:48:22- 10 o'clock. - So what d'you want to do now then?

0:48:22 > 0:48:24Move the tables in the middle.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25Keep walking, keep walking.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27Keep walking.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29And stop.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33See you, guys!

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Last one in, first one out!

0:48:35 > 0:48:38I can't believe you're doing that, leaving us to do all the hard work!

0:48:40 > 0:48:44It's going to be brilliant, yeah. It's going to be a really good day.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47Best day of my life, if I be honest with you, eh? Ever!

0:48:47 > 0:48:49You can't top your wedding day, can you?

0:48:49 > 0:48:54It just feels amazing. And at the moment, it's like there's lots of fireworks going off inside of me.

0:48:54 > 0:49:00Erm, and it's really important, because this is just going to make us instead of just going out,

0:49:00 > 0:49:03girlfriend and boyfriend or whatever,

0:49:03 > 0:49:07it just gives us that togetherness, that we're one now.

0:49:07 > 0:49:11And I feel more solid, I think, that, you know, I'm getting married and he's going to be my husband.

0:49:11 > 0:49:15It's going to be the best thing I've ever done in my life.

0:49:15 > 0:49:19It's for the rest of my life. Every time I'm going to wake up and look at Sheena's face, I'll just think,

0:49:19 > 0:49:24- "You're the best thing that's ever happened in my life!" - I think for my family as well,

0:49:24 > 0:49:28it's like she's... You know, they can wash their hands of me.

0:49:28 > 0:49:32But more than that, it's just that I've grown up as well, I think.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35And now I'm going... to be somebody's wife now.

0:49:37 > 0:49:43The wedding day has finally arrived and Ritesh is a very lucky boy. The weather's perfect.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Cheers, a job well done.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53But all is not sunny at Sheena's.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56The hair stylist has just arrived, with strict instructions.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58It's got to be the way Ritesh wants it.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00Oh, my God, really?

0:50:04 > 0:50:06Oh, my God!

0:50:06 > 0:50:09They're lovely, aren't they?

0:50:09 > 0:50:11- Where's your walkie-talkie? - Just here.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14Go in the other room and put it on, see if it works.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Delta two, come in, over.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18'Delta one, over.'

0:50:18 > 0:50:20We have a code red situation.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Like that? - No, I don't want it all curled.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Not all of it in curls, just sections.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30I'd rather have it straight.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Mum, will you call Neena?

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Neena!

0:50:34 > 0:50:37Oh, my God, you lot look lovely!

0:50:37 > 0:50:39That looks lovely, doesn't it?

0:50:39 > 0:50:42Don't cry, you're spoiling your make-up.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Sheena, you're spoiling your face.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Stop crying for one minute. I just want you to stop.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51Can we just have a loose curl?

0:50:51 > 0:50:55If it drops, we've got GHDs and we'll work it out.

0:50:55 > 0:50:59Is that all right? Yeah?

0:50:59 > 0:51:00Oh, dear.

0:51:00 > 0:51:04- Here you go. - You can stop that now, please.

0:51:04 > 0:51:08Can you just not look in the mirror for a minute, and let's have a go with the hair?

0:51:10 > 0:51:13But Sheena's waited three weeks for this day,

0:51:13 > 0:51:16and what Ritesh wants, Ritesh gets.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Sorry for being a nightmare. - No, you're OK.

0:51:24 > 0:51:25I haven't got my shoes on.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35- Do you like it?- Mmm, beautiful.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Oh, my God!

0:51:38 > 0:51:40He did it proper vintage.

0:51:47 > 0:51:51When Sheena comes in with that horse and cart, "bling de tha bling".

0:51:53 > 0:51:55SHEENA GASPS Wow!

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Oh, my God!

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Oh, my God, my heart's beating.

0:52:08 > 0:52:11GUESTS CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:52:11 > 0:52:13My wife.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15SHE SOBS

0:52:33 > 0:52:37- Do you like it?- It's beautiful. Thank you.

0:52:37 > 0:52:40Do you take Sheena to be your lawful wedded wife?

0:52:40 > 0:52:42Yeah.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45Do you take Ritesh to be your lawful wedded husband?

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Yes.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49- Do you like it?- It's gorgeous.

0:52:49 > 0:52:53Ritesh, I give you this wedding ring...

0:52:53 > 0:52:57- Ritesh, I give you this wedding ring...- As a symbol of our marriage.

0:52:57 > 0:52:58As a symbol of our marriage.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02I promise to care for you...

0:53:02 > 0:53:04I promise to care for you...

0:53:04 > 0:53:06To love and honour you.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19I just feel overwhelmed.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28It's all right, sorry, sorry.

0:53:30 > 0:53:36It gives me great pleasure now to be able to pronounce you both

0:53:36 > 0:53:39- as husband and wife.- Thank you.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:44 > 0:53:45Thank you so much.

0:53:56 > 0:54:00I never, ever, ever in a million years thought my wedding was going to turn out like this.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03It feels like we're in the Bahamas, it doesn't feel like we're in England.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06It's so detached from anything I've ever been to.

0:54:06 > 0:54:10He's just done perfect, and he looks...amazing.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12I'm so loved up, I feel stupid!

0:54:16 > 0:54:19- He pulled out the stops. - Amazing, wasn't it? Amazing.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22I could never have imagined him doing this.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24When we walked in, I think we both were like, "Wow".

0:54:32 > 0:54:37I just want to say everybody I love are here today, and that's what's important to us.

0:54:37 > 0:54:42And this is like a magical dream come true, everything is.

0:54:42 > 0:54:45Dinner is served!

0:54:48 > 0:54:51We didn't expect anything like this.

0:54:51 > 0:54:57We're just so shocked. Even Sheena, always she was talking and her dream came true.

0:54:57 > 0:54:59I think it's a unique setting.

0:54:59 > 0:55:05Everything completely different from everybody - venue, and the atmosphere and everything.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08Beautiful.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Wow, he's done so well, I'm so proud of him.

0:55:13 > 0:55:18- To see the smile on her face, that's it, it's enough.- It's so romantic.

0:55:22 > 0:55:29It's been absolutely fabulous. Everyone's happy, everyone's telling me how brilliant the venue is.

0:55:29 > 0:55:31- God, thank God.- He played it...

0:55:31 > 0:55:35The weather's been on our side. It's been brilliant, we can't fault it.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38I told you, Kutz and Flex Wedding Services Ltd. It's been perfect.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41- ON PA:- Sheena?- Yeah? - There's a big surprise for you.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44Oh, God, not again!

0:55:44 > 0:55:47Please can we have the blindfold?

0:55:47 > 0:55:48Watch my hair!

0:55:48 > 0:55:52MUSIC: "Dum Maro Dum"

0:55:54 > 0:55:56Oh!

0:55:58 > 0:56:00Oh, working this!

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Oh, my God!

0:56:08 > 0:56:11GUESTS LAUGH

0:56:11 > 0:56:14CHEERING AND WHISTLING

0:56:15 > 0:56:20I don't think I'd have done anything like this, but the way he's done it, nobody could top this.

0:56:20 > 0:56:22It's just... Everything's perfect.

0:56:30 > 0:56:32This is the best day of my life.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35And I've got the best wife of my life, ever.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Proper chuffed, man, proper chuffed.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41I've been really, like, "My way or the highway."

0:56:41 > 0:56:44And now I'm just like, "You know what? It's your way all the way."

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