0:00:02 > 0:00:04Emma and Patrick are childhood sweethearts.
0:00:04 > 0:00:11I've always known that Patrick's the one since I was 15. It was love at first sight.
0:00:11 > 0:00:17They have two children, but Emma has been waiting nearly ten years to get Patrick up the aisle.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21I just want to be married, just for us all to have the same name.
0:00:21 > 0:00:28But Patrick is determined to save up for a house, leaving Emma's big plans on standby.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32We would never be able to get married and have a house.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35So we're giving them £12,000 towards their big day
0:00:35 > 0:00:39and a chance for Patrick to prove himself to the woman he loves.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Is "shapeless" a bra?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45But the couple have agreed in the presence of a lawyer
0:00:45 > 0:00:49that Patrick will organise the wedding alone.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52They'll have absolutely no contact
0:00:52 > 0:00:58and the bride won't know a single thing about her wedding until the big day in three weeks' time.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Bring swimwear?! - Will Patrick choose Emma's arch-enemy to be his best man?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I hate him with a passion.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08That hurt, mate.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Will he remember it's a wedding, not a barbecue he's planning?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Shorts and a T-shirt, that would be my ideal thing.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20And how low can one groom go to get himself a bargain?
0:01:20 > 0:01:26Can we not do a "buy two, get one free" deal? Can I just hug you quickly? 800,000? I'm gonna cry.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Can this man give this woman the fairy-tale wedding of her dreams?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Look at this, it's all fallen out. - Talk about Bridezilla!
0:01:48 > 0:01:54Today, computer programmer Patrick is leaving the family home in Horsham, Sussex,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58to plan the most important day of Emma's life.
0:01:58 > 0:02:04The childhood sweethearts are already parents to Jaden, six, and Josh who's two.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08But they haven't always agreed about tying the knot.
0:02:08 > 0:02:14- Patrick's scared of being married. - I'm not scared. I've got someone very nice to marry.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- But you're scared of committing. - Cooks well, cleans well. Good wife material. I love her.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Patrick's not romantic at all.
0:02:22 > 0:02:28Unromantic Patrick is hoping to make amends for his non-existent proposal.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I nagged Patrick to the point where I chose the ring.
0:02:31 > 0:02:37We ended up in town and she said, "That's a nice ring." I said, "Would you like it?" She had to say...
0:02:37 > 0:02:42"Does that mean we're engaged?" He said, "Yeah." That was the proposal!
0:02:42 > 0:02:47I'm looking to give Emma a great wedding to make up for the lack of romance
0:02:47 > 0:02:50that came through with the proposal.
0:02:50 > 0:02:56The only way Patrick is prepared to take the plunge is to do the wedding his way.
0:02:56 > 0:03:02It must have a Patrick feel. I don't have to listen to anybody else. There'll be no bickering,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06no arguing, no compromises. Everything is my way.
0:03:06 > 0:03:12Emma and Patrick, who was born in South Africa, can't agree on what kind of wedding to have.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I want a traditional wedding. I'd have a castle.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21I want everyone to think, "Wow, she just looks like a Disney princess, like Cinderella!"
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Belle in Beauty And The Beast!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I would like more of a relaxed wedding.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31If I could go there in shorts and a T-shirt, that would just be my ideal thing.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37It's not about "I have to have a nice, big dress" and getting driven there in a flashy car.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- That's exactly what a wedding is about.- The glitz and glamour is important to you.- That's right.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47From the bottom of my heart I believe I deserve a nice wedding.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54The next time they meet will be at the altar.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I love you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I love you.- I'll see you later, Em.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Bye-bye!- Bye!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18THEME MUSIC: "The Great Escape"
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Patrick is determined to plan this wedding with military precision
0:04:23 > 0:04:26and drafts in his troops for a meeting at the pub.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Childhood friend Anthony and younger brother Sean will share best man duties.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Magazine, check.- Magazines, check. Wedding book, check.
0:04:35 > 0:04:41Patrick's choice of Anthony as best man doesn't exactly sit well with Emma.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I hate him with a passion.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49I don't trust him as far as I could throw him, let alone trust him even going near my wedding,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52so that infuriates me that he's involved.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56There's a lot of things that happened in the past.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01I've taken Pat away and we've done some crazy things and he hasn't turned up for two days.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I don't think Emma's too happy about that. People really do change.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08And I hope I can just prove that to Emma.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11You know? It'd mean a lot to me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Dress, bridesmaid's dress. - A church.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Favours, buttonholes, wedding insurance, invitations. There's three bridesmaids.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26Wedding insurance? Looks like Patrick has nailed a plan of attack in 20 minutes flat!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30We've made the list. Now we need to prioritise.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34But brother Sean has something to say and calls a halt to proceedings.
0:05:34 > 0:05:40It's not about us just ticking boxes. Name something about you and Emma's relationship that is unique.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44If you were hippies, you'd want a hippy van. What are you guys?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47MUTTERS TO HIMSELF
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Christ!- You're like...weird.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Patrick's stumped, but Sean knows exactly how to give Emma her fairy-tale wedding.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I think Emma would like that, the whole Cinderella look.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's a shame Sean's not in charge of this operation.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Emma wants to be treated like a princess, like at Disneyland, but she'll feel like an idiot.
0:06:09 > 0:06:16I think she'll go, "I don't know if I did want to look like Cinderella on the Disney carousel thing."
0:06:16 > 0:06:19To my two best men!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Patrick's not a regular churchgoer,
0:06:22 > 0:06:27but that doesn't stop him cold-calling his local Catholic priest.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Hello, Father Terry. How are you?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I have to be married in a church.
0:06:31 > 0:06:37If you get married to me, you make your vows and you say them in front of God. That's a big thing for me.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42To me, being married in a church would be the right thing to do.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Me and Emma have desperately wanted to get married for two years.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53You only get to walk down the aisle in a church once. To me, that's quite important.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I would exhaust every single angle and possibility,
0:06:57 > 0:07:03so that we were married by a Catholic priest in the church, but I understand what you're saying.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Having exhausted every single angle and possibility, the priest says no,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11but "no" isn't in Patrick's vocabulary.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13# Under pressure... #
0:07:13 > 0:07:19From my side, I think I've said it all really, that we would envisage getting married in a church.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24That's what being married is all about to me really.
0:07:24 > 0:07:2918 minutes later, Patrick is still refusing to take no for an answer.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Patrick is the stressiest person I know.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38As soon as anything is wrong or not going his way, he just gets so tense.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41It's just hard to deal with this.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46Thanks. You too. Take care. See you soon. Take care.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48No chance, mate.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52# Under pressure... #
0:07:53 > 0:07:59He can be aggressive when he's stressed. He gets very stressed.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03You never listen to me. I said to you, "Do you have that number?"
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I wrote it on the piece of paper you asked me for. Hello?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- You need to stop snapping at people. - I'm not snapping at you.
0:08:10 > 0:08:16- You know I'm stressed.- I know you're stressed. Where's that piece of paper?- It's just this church thing.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Let me just have my hissy fit.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Blissfully unaware of Patrick's stress levels,
0:08:23 > 0:08:29the bride-to-be and her mother Heidi have come to Wiston House in Sussex,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31a venue straight from a fairy tale.
0:08:31 > 0:08:38- I just want a really "princess" day. - Lovely.- You only have one day to be a princess.- It's your day.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wow!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48This is exactly what I'd choose.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Everything.- I think this is exactly what Patrick would choose as well, actually.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Transport that thought to him.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Patrick must be picking up on Emma's vibes.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09He's heading to Albury Park Mansions,
0:09:09 > 0:09:13a stately home that would certainly be fit for his princess.
0:09:14 > 0:09:20The Grade 2 listed building is the family home of Nigel and Jennifer Whalley.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23So this is the Great Room, Patrick.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27This is where George III had his coronation ball.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33It's fairly traditional, but it's top end traditional.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Mum, look, there's a pumpkin! Cinderella!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's a massive one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Then we spill out here to have the champagne on the terrace.- Yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56At Albury Park, it looks like Patrick is on the right path
0:09:56 > 0:10:01to giving the mother of his children the wedding of her dreams.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06But for him, it's pounds, not pumpkins that will seal the deal.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12Basically, if this comes in at five, I'll take it, but I always push for a better deal.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What do you think you could do for us really?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We could probably do the whole package for about £5,000.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28OK. I've always been taught you never take the first offer,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32but for me to even ask you to do it for less would...
0:10:32 > 0:10:37I think it would really ruin... I'm gonna cry, but thank you very much.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# I wish I could cry on demand
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Boo-hoo, boo-hoo... #
0:10:47 > 0:10:54Patrick's got exactly what he wanted, but he's walking away without committing.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Good morning, Jennifer. It's Patrick speaking. Patrick McDonogh.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05The next day, he's sticking to his guns and trying to knock some more money off the price.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09For the 5,000, you're giving us an awful lot.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I felt that it would not only be rude and inappropriate to...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17I would've made myself look like a fool to question it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21So he knows it's rude and inappropriate to re-negotiate...
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Please don't take it badly or in an insulting way. I'm not trying to do that.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28But he's doing it anyway.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33But if I could do it at 4,100 with the buffet thrown in there,
0:11:33 > 0:11:38I'm really gonna be very happy to take off any...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Pat's got something special. He's got... It's like a gift.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Pat never gives up. He goes for it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47You too. Take care. Thanks. Bye.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- 4,000 and she will include the buffet.- Yes!
0:11:50 > 0:11:56Patrick's strategy has saved him another £1,000 and it sounds like he's booked Albury Park.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- That is confirmed?- Um...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02To everyone except Patrick.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I think we need to check out this other venue.
0:12:05 > 0:12:11So Patrick has put aside the traditional British venue his bride wants
0:12:11 > 0:12:16and is looking at a less formal location to suit himself.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Eastlands Estate held the celebrity wedding of R&B superstar Jamelia.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24This is kind of your initial ceremony.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28An outdoor ceremony in England? Are you sure?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30No beach then.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Still, there's always the option of a pool party.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39We're from South Africa. What I like is we can pull off a barbecue here.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42We'd look like idiots doing one at that manor house.
0:12:42 > 0:12:48Patrick's lost sight of Emma's fairy-tale wedding and he's getting excited about burgers and buns.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- This is really nice.- Look at this!
0:12:51 > 0:12:57It's another golden opportunity for Patrick "never take the first offer" McDonogh
0:12:57 > 0:12:59to flex his financial muscle.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03You know what we're after, so what's the damage?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's 9,250 plus VAT.
0:13:07 > 0:13:109,250 plus VAT.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Really... We really can't do anything at those numbers.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I was thinking if you could do it for 3,400?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21What, the venue price?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Everything.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- 3,400 for everything - venue, drink. We can't do that.- No.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- No, we can't.- Have you got your best number that you could give to us?
0:13:36 > 0:13:42- 7,500 plus VAT.- Basically, I've got somewhere else at 4,000.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47With all due respect, for that money you're not gonna get what we would give you.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51What you've got for that price, take it. You'll not get that here.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55But this wheeler-dealer won't leave until he gets a better offer.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I don't think we can do it for that price.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Money talks. What would you accept to take this place?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- If they came to us and said 3,000, I would take it.- Christ!
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Basically, what we can do and this is pretty set, for 5K plus VAT.
0:14:15 > 0:14:21That is worth 12 grand, that day. And you can have the house for the night as well.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24It's too high. I'm telling you, it's too much.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27You've got to admire his maracas.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31He's battered this celebrity venue down to less than half the going rate.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35But now Patrick is pushing his luck.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39If you said to me you could do it at 5,000 including VAT,
0:14:39 > 0:14:45it's just a nice round number for me that makes life a bit easier.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- £5,000 inclusive of VAT, but done today. I'm a businessman. - I can see that.
0:14:55 > 0:15:01At seven grand off the asking price, Patrick has done the deal of the decade.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06But true to form, he's quite prepared to walk away from it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Time for a catch-up with his trusty sidekicks.
0:15:10 > 0:15:16It's between Emma's traditional wedding at fairy-tale Albury Park...
0:15:19 > 0:15:25..and Patrick's South African barbecue-cum-pool party at the Eastlands Estate.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Emma's dream wedding would be dreamed up in the old one.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- I reckon the new one.- New. - The modern one.- Modern.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- Anthony, you saw that place yesterday.- It was very nice. - It was very nice.- I did see it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:47If you were 40, 45 and getting married, I'd think spot-on, man. It'd be brilliant. But you're not.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52- I want to know your gut feeling. - Old...fashioned.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57Patrick knows he should give Emma the traditional wedding that she dreams of, but...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I want the modern.- Book it now.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I am more of a risk-taker.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06And so for me, I'm gonna go for the modern, I think.
0:16:06 > 0:16:13We can bring South Africa to England with the modern one. It's obviously different to what she's expecting.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17She'll realise that what we do is better for her than what she was thinking.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Emma's Disney dreams are in cinders, but on the bright side...
0:16:22 > 0:16:27You know what? We've got a venue, we've got a venue, we've got a venue.
0:16:32 > 0:16:38One week in and Emma's worrying about how she's going to look on her big day.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44Jaden, why don't you draw what you think Mummy should wear on her wedding?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47My dream dress is like a Disney princess.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53I want a meringue dress. Yeah, I want the fattest skirt, can't fit into a car kind of skirt.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00- What do you think I should wear on my wedding?- I think you should wear a good dress.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05You can do an orange one because there are orange ones.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Yeah, some people have orange dresses.- Wearing a dress...
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- This is gonna be like Princess Leia. - I look a bit like a Dalek!- No.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18At least Jaden is thinking about what Emma should wear.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25The dress is the last thing on Patrick's mind.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30He's running with his South African theme and designing invitations to match.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33What do you want? How many?
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- 25 invitations. - Have you got any colours, any themes or anything like that?
0:17:39 > 0:17:45We're going for an earthy theme at the moment, so we're going for white, green with a bit of brown.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49His scheme is inspired by the colours of the South African bush.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53When we're saying green, what shade of green?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I have to say, really, the colour of your top is perfect.- OK.
0:17:57 > 0:18:03If I can be dead honest without sounding like I've been looking at your top.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08What's really the very, very best price that you guys could do?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10£100?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13£100? Really?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17I cringe when Patrick bargains with people in shops
0:18:17 > 0:18:21because you see a price and you just expect to pay the price.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25I was expecting you to say about 40, then we start negotiating.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30I just feel embarrassed. I walk out. I go off. I can't actually be with him.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Could you do it for us for 30?
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Done deal? Big, huge favour? Do you know what I'll do?
0:18:38 > 0:18:44You can add your names to the list and give yourself an invitation and come to the evening party.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- We'll do it for 30. - We'll need a list of names. - Don't worry about that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54But Emma is worrying about her wedding dress.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57She's looking for inspiration with bridesmaid Alice,
0:18:57 > 0:19:02even though neither of them will have any say on what she wears.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04No, that's too plain.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06This is bugging me the most.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Anything else I can deal with. - It's just the dress.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Because if I look rubbish, then I'm gonna feel rubbish.
0:19:14 > 0:19:20I would find a way of getting another dress, even if I have to borrow money to buy my own dress.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25He knows how important it is, so he'd better choose a nice one, otherwise I won't marry him.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30No pressure then(!)
0:19:35 > 0:19:41Oblivious to just how much is at stake, Patrick is on the hunt for a dress that could be a deal-breaker.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Good morning. How are you?- Fine, thank you.- It's a beautiful shop.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- I can see where this is going. - We're looking at about 500 for her as a whole.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Oh, last of the big spenders!
0:19:54 > 0:19:59He's still got half his budget left, but old habits die hard for this bargain hunter.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01This one may look promising.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Although he has known Emma for ten years, her size escapes him.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Does the height of the bride make a huge difference? - Yes, it does. How tall is she?
0:20:11 > 0:20:17- Do you mind if I just hug you quickly and I can tell you?- Without my shoes on?- Yeah, without shoes.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21If we can just have a little hug and just...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23She's about... I would say she's...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Roughly.- She's about...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's getting a bit personal now!
0:20:34 > 0:20:41As Patrick gets personal, Emma shows Alice the kind of dress that would make her refuse to get married.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Yeah, that one. That would be my worst nightmare having that.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48That's hideous. It's like an old granny dress.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I think this whole rack is for older brides.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Let's put that one on the short list.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Maybe Patrick has forgotten how old his bride is.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03He's just short-listed "a granny dress".
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Oh, my gosh! I've actually seen the dress!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Oh, my gosh! These are so nice. They're like princess dresses.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, Emma!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30This one's very big.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34No, straight away. That for me is just... No, there's no way.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38She would love this because it's quite Cinderella.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41That stuff belongs in fairy tales. It's not real life.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45That's the whole point of a wedding, Patrick!
0:21:45 > 0:21:50But as per usual, he's not going to give his bride what SHE wants.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52HE HUMS "The Wedding March"
0:22:08 > 0:22:13I really like it, I have to say. That, honestly, is a beautiful dress. Beautiful.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- For me, this dress is a ten out of ten. Wouldn't you say?- Definitely.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I really love it.
0:22:20 > 0:22:27I love it. This is just the perfect dress. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever put on my body.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31I'd have the best day ever if I had this on.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it!
0:22:33 > 0:22:40If Patrick got me a dress like this... Oh, look how thin I look! It's so nice.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54- I think definitely. - My gut instinct is that dress.
0:22:54 > 0:22:59To make matters worse, this dress is a size 14. Emma is a size 8.
0:22:59 > 0:23:04I feel like that's the only dress I want now. That's THE dress.
0:23:04 > 0:23:10- How much is it? £1,690. I thought it'd be much more. - More expensive than that, yeah.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I expect about £2,000 for Patrick to pay for a wedding dress.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17The price for this dress is £1,150.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Right.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Here we go again.- If you could give me really the lowest price...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I wouldn't go to £500 on the dress.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Would you go... Could you go for all of it to 600?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Would you go for £800? - I just really can't.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- If we went to 750, we've got a deal. - 700, I shake your hand now.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42750...
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Please. For me, seven is bang in the middle.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Patrick has finally met his match.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53If we went to 750, I'd be happy with that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Did you say you could do it for 725 though?- 750.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59He's a joker, isn't he?
0:23:59 > 0:24:03It was quite an experience. He drove a hard bargain, but I kept my own.
0:24:03 > 0:24:10So he's bought Emma the wrong dress for the wrong price in the wrong size.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13He may live to regret it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Emma's got problems of her own. She's with her brother and dad.
0:24:17 > 0:24:23He's still coming to terms with having no say in his little girl's wedding.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Yeah, but you're our eldest daughter, our only daughter.
0:24:27 > 0:24:34- And it's frustrating sometimes when you can't have an input...- Into something.- Even something small.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37You feel like you should be doing it as a parent.
0:24:37 > 0:24:43You feel like you should be organising it. Sometimes it feels like I'm turning up for a barbecue.
0:24:43 > 0:24:49If only you knew, Dad! It looks like Emma's not the only traditional one in this family.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55- Do you know what would have been really nice? If he'd have asked for your...- Hand in marriage.- Yeah.
0:24:55 > 0:25:01He hasn't done that. He's kind of assumed that we're gonna accept it. Of course I am, but...
0:25:01 > 0:25:07- It wasn't done traditionally. - Yeah. Tradition says that you should do it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Patrick's not doing anything the way tradition says he should.
0:25:14 > 0:25:21A week and a half in, he's on a mission to kit out the bridesmaids in his unusual colour scheme.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26What I'm thinking is brown dresses...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Brown dresses? OK.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Is that a bit weird? - It's different, yeah.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35This groom knows exactly how to win the girls over.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38None of them are overly tall.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43They're around average for girls, but a bit on the shorter side, which is not a problem.
0:25:43 > 0:25:50I don't want them to look frumpy. As long as the style of the dresses adds a bit of height to the girls.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53What have you got in mind? A pair of stilts?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57# Ridicule is nothing to be scared of... #
0:25:57 > 0:25:59The girls don't look convinced.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04How much are the dresses, just quickly?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05115.
0:26:05 > 0:26:12I notice you guys have got a sale sign up on there. Could you do something for me on those dresses?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Coast won't do that, unfortunately. - That's fine.
0:26:15 > 0:26:21Determined to find a better deal elsewhere, Patrick hits the high street.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26I have to say, there is something about this that's quite funky that I do like.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Is he blind?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- I'm not trying it on. - Alice, can I just see it on you?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- You'll look beautiful, Alice. - Shut up, Patrick!
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- I actually look about 50. I'm not joking.- You're all right.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Nearly ready.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46No, it doesn't look right. You look too...
0:26:46 > 0:26:51- Fat? Are you saying I look fat? - No, I didn't say that, Alice. I did not say that.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It doesn't compliment your figure.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56# Prince Charming, Prince Charming... #
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Suddenly, the original brown dress isn't looking so bad after all.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04If he can just get the price down...
0:27:04 > 0:27:09- Can we not do like a "buy two, get one free" deal? - Coast don't do that, unfortunately.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Is there a manager here?- I am the manager, unfortunately, for Coast.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17You're a brilliant manager. You've been superb.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- I wouldn't say it's the one. - Definitely.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- I thought it would look better, didn't you?- Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30- What are they doing, anyway? - It could look nicer.- Yes.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36How do you feel?
0:27:37 > 0:27:42- Um... Not what we thought they'd be like.- Not terrible.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- I quite like them.- Do you?- Mm-hm.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48And it's what Patrick thinks that counts.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I love that red(!) Horrendous!
0:27:50 > 0:27:54To convince the girls, he digs deep and unearths his inner style guru.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59- If you just hold it. Looks like flowers.- No, it looks like a dress.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01With some accessories, you'll be OK.
0:28:01 > 0:28:06Now he's swapping the pink sash for white. Whatever next?
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Is there a florist in here? I just need flowers.
0:28:12 > 0:28:18- Is he for real?- Are they gonna be that long?- No, that's just what I could find. That's a done deal.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22For the first time ever, he has to pay the full price.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Ouch!
0:28:27 > 0:28:30He's feeling the pain.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33And so is Emma.
0:28:33 > 0:28:38She's called in maid of honour Alicia for crisis talks.
0:28:38 > 0:28:43Her mum is not coping with the way Emma and Patrick have decided to get married.
0:28:43 > 0:28:49She's kind of cut herself off from the wedding. I'm her only daughter and it must be hard for her
0:28:49 > 0:28:56to suddenly just not have any input into the only wedding she'd be able to have an input, but she can't.
0:28:56 > 0:29:03At the same time, she should just be happy that we're getting married and we have a chance to be married.
0:29:03 > 0:29:08Emma's mum may have cut herself off from the wedding,
0:29:08 > 0:29:12but Patrick still needs to ask her for the family guest list.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17Hey, Heidi. It's Patrick. Hi, how's it going?
0:29:17 > 0:29:23Before I can let people know dates and times, we've got to get invitations done. I need a list.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28But Heidi doesn't want to discuss anything with her future son-in-law.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31If you give me... If you...
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Look, all right, then. Cheers. Thanks. Bye.
0:29:40 > 0:29:45I don't think Emma's mum is dealing too well with not knowing details.
0:29:45 > 0:29:50Every bride's mum wants to know what's going on with their daughter's wedding.
0:29:50 > 0:29:56Patrick isn't flavour of the month with Emma's mum or the bridesmaids,
0:29:56 > 0:30:01but he's hoping to win them over with the hen day he's organised.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06- He puts in a call to Alice. - So I've booked a hen day for Emma.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10It's a spa day at a local hotel, but there seems to be some confusion.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15No, no, no, it's not going into the evening.
0:30:15 > 0:30:22In terms of Emma going out and getting paralytic, she's not really like that anyway.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26He doesn't like me drinking, really. I don't think any man does.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30I think I've done the best thing.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37Emma knows Patrick won't plan a big night out for her hen do.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41So she's taking matters into her own hands.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47- I think we should all wear sashes. - That's a hen party.- Oh, my God.
0:30:50 > 0:30:55I think I do deserve one good last party before the wedding.
0:30:55 > 0:31:01I am allowed to have one last night of just being silly and being with my girls
0:31:01 > 0:31:04and doing a girly hen night thing.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- I think that looks so cool. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11We might as well just go all out.
0:31:18 > 0:31:24With a healthy four grand left in his budget, bargain hunter Patrick takes to the streets of Horsham
0:31:24 > 0:31:27to bag himself some fair game.
0:31:27 > 0:31:32First in his sights, two wedding rings
0:31:32 > 0:31:34and a bracelet for his bride.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39- Are you fixed on the price?- Yeah.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42But 20 minutes later...
0:31:42 > 0:31:45he's got himself a 15% discount.
0:31:45 > 0:31:53- Instead of the 15, if you could give me 25.- 40 minutes on, his perseverance isn't paying off.
0:31:53 > 0:31:59Time for a change of tack - maybe he can get Emma's ring engraved for free.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I'd like "Property of Patrick" on!
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Lucky girl(!)
0:32:06 > 0:32:10The price started at £750.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14After an hour and six minutes, he's batted it down to £600.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19That's a grand saving of £150!
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Maybe the florist can convince him to part with his pennies.
0:32:26 > 0:32:31He wants the works - bouquets, table decorations and buttonholes.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35What is the best price that you could do that to us for?
0:32:35 > 0:32:40- Probably in the region of £800-£1,000 plus.- £800,000?!
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Steady on, Patrick! It's £800 TO £1,000.
0:32:45 > 0:32:5030 minutes later and a whole lot of love from Patrick
0:32:50 > 0:32:53and he's sealed the deal at £380,
0:32:53 > 0:32:57a boombastic saving of £420!
0:32:59 > 0:33:06- Next to be caught in his crosshairs is the transport for his bride to be.- Let's get down to business.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09The price starts at £450.
0:33:10 > 0:33:18- Would you be prepared to give me this car for £298 on the day?- No. - Or roughly what is the value?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20The lowest price is 350.
0:33:20 > 0:33:2210 minutes later...
0:33:22 > 0:33:25320 as it's only one way.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29Patrick's clinched the deal at £320!
0:33:29 > 0:33:31A masterful saving of £130.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41Penny-pinching Patrick isn't even spending any money on himself.
0:33:41 > 0:33:48He's wearing his work suit to the wedding and taking his best men to the sales.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51I really like it.
0:33:51 > 0:33:56The starting price for two suits in the sale - £365.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00£249 on the dot.
0:34:01 > 0:34:06- 365. - This time his charm isn't working.
0:34:07 > 0:34:12I think you've met your match. He knows how to say no to you.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16The final price is £365.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18That's a total saving...
0:34:18 > 0:34:21of zero pounds!
0:34:21 > 0:34:25That's a rip off, that is! I'm only winding you up, mate.
0:34:27 > 0:34:32While Patrick's haggling and hugging his way to his perfect wedding,
0:34:32 > 0:34:38- Emma and the boys are counting down the days until Daddy's home. - I miss Daddy a lot.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Me, too. A lot, a lot.
0:34:40 > 0:34:46Do you know what getting married means to Mummy and Daddy? Do you know why people get married?
0:34:46 > 0:34:50So you can stay together for ever.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54And you can... And you love each other.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56And you don't fight ever again.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Aww, that's so special. That's exactly right.
0:35:00 > 0:35:05OK, bedtime. ..Up! Up, up, up!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07- OK?- Love you.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12I love you, I love you, I love you.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- Night-night!- Night-night!
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Night! Love you!
0:35:21 > 0:35:25After two weeks of relentless wedding planning,
0:35:25 > 0:35:29it's time for something a bit more macho -
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Patrick's stag do!
0:35:36 > 0:35:41Coming from Africa, you enjoy this. Reminds me of my childhood.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48His childhood was possibly a long time ago.
0:35:48 > 0:35:55I thought it was probably a good idea after some wedding planning to do something more manly.
0:35:57 > 0:36:04While Patrick is playing Tarzan, Emma and the girls are getting pampered on the girly hen day.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Pull!
0:36:13 > 0:36:19- yeah, I'm gunning for a good wedding!- Bang for your buck. - More bang for your buck!
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Fire! - The word I need is "Pull".
0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Fire.- Well done.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31I'm that good, boys. That good.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Fire.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Things aren't exactly going with a bang on Emma's hen.
0:36:41 > 0:36:49Her mum, Heidi, is still feeling left out of the wedding and the atmosphere has turned sour.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53# It's, oh, so quiet... #
0:36:57 > 0:37:03This has been a really emotional, traumatic time for her, not having any involvement in anything.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09That is so silent!
0:37:09 > 0:37:14# And so peaceful until...
0:37:15 > 0:37:19# You blow a fuse, zing boom
0:37:19 > 0:37:22# The devil cuts loose, zing boom
0:37:22 > 0:37:26# So what's the use... #
0:37:26 > 0:37:33I think she'll get over it one day, but she's still... She's still quite hurt about it.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37So I just have to leave her to deal with it.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41Of course, Emma doesn't have any say in her wedding either
0:37:41 > 0:37:47and, five days before the big day, the pressure of not knowing anything is starting to get to her.
0:37:47 > 0:37:53People keep asking me, "Are you really excited?" Well, no, not really.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57I'm not having anything to do with it. I feel really...lost.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02She's not the only one who's lost. Patrick's trying to buy her undies.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Is Shapeless a bra?
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Shapeless?
0:38:08 > 0:38:13- Never heard of that before. - I need a Shapeless... Strapless!
0:38:13 > 0:38:19We have nothing in nice bridal colours unless you want to buy her something for after the wedding.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23I'll be too drunk. Got two kids already!
0:38:23 > 0:38:28- Anything else you'd like to buy? Any sexy items?- Aww, no.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- What do you think he's done? - Is he out with the boys?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37What's that?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Emma's still stressing about Anthony's involvement.
0:38:40 > 0:38:47He's a bad influence. He makes Patrick do things he'd never dream of doing.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51He's just not my favourite person.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53What about this?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56That hurt, mate!
0:38:56 > 0:39:02- Thank you for your help.- £14. - Thank you.- He's clearly too embarrassed to haggle HERE.
0:39:04 > 0:39:10Fortunately for Emma, her friends organise her a hen night to remember.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14Cinderella shall go to the ball after all.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19# That tonight's gonna be a good night
0:39:19 > 0:39:23# That tonight's gonna be a good night
0:39:23 > 0:39:28# That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
0:39:28 > 0:39:31# Tonight's the night Let's live it up
0:39:31 > 0:39:35# I got my money Let's spend it up
0:39:35 > 0:39:39# Go out and smash it Like oh my God
0:39:39 > 0:39:43# Look at her dancing Just take it off! #
0:39:43 > 0:39:48Emma's all danced out, but hasn't forgotten who should have planned this.
0:39:48 > 0:39:53- Is this the hen night you wanted? - Yeah, it's really fun.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57Do you reckon Patrick could have organised the hen day like this?
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Yeah. Hic!
0:40:01 > 0:40:06For a bride who knows nothing about her big day, a glimmer of hope.
0:40:06 > 0:40:12What is this? Oh, my God. Is this the invite to my own wedding?
0:40:12 > 0:40:16Oh, my God. It actually is. Do I open it?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Open it!
0:40:18 > 0:40:24I actually feel sick. "Mr and Mrs Kevin Clemence request the pleasure of the company of Emma
0:40:24 > 0:40:32- "at the marriage of their daughter with Patrick McDonogh."- Patrick's included Emma's parents on it.
0:40:32 > 0:40:37- It could earn him Brownie points with her mum.- "Dress code - smart.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39"Bring swimwear"?!
0:40:39 > 0:40:41What the hell...?!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44What is he doing?
0:40:44 > 0:40:48Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Patrick. Come in.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Patrick's not going to risk looking like a fool at his nuptials.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56He's coughing up for a choreographer to teach him a first dance.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00- Bring him in. - You're doing me a big favour.
0:41:00 > 0:41:06You're going to be the girl. All it is is footwork. You do nothing up here at all.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- Forward.- Yeah.- Step.- Yeah.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Forward.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13One, two, three.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Right, together. Right.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Back, together, back.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20OK.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Does it sort of make sense?- No.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25Oh, mate, this doesn't feel right.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- Right, together, right.- Yeah.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Together.
0:41:30 > 0:41:34Left, together, left.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Forward, together. Forward, together.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Right, together.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Right, back.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Left, together. Left, together.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Getting hot now, getting sweaty.
0:42:13 > 0:42:19It's the day before the wedding and Emma's about to see the dress that Patrick has picked for her
0:42:19 > 0:42:21for the first time.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25The groom knows exactly what is at stake.
0:42:25 > 0:42:31Today's the day when Emma says, "I'm getting married or I'm not". It all depends on the dress.
0:42:31 > 0:42:36Emma's mum has finally come round and is there to support her,
0:42:36 > 0:42:42but will the dress Patrick has chosen measure up to Emma's Cinderella number?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52I'm actually shaking.
0:42:52 > 0:42:58- Emma, are you ready for me to show you the dress?- Yeah. - Or will it be her worst nightmare?
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Hideous!
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Is that my size? It looks way too big.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- He bought a size 14. - I'm a size 8!
0:43:19 > 0:43:24- They do come up really small. - That's...- Try it on and see.
0:43:25 > 0:43:30It's not going to fit. I can't believe he bought a size 14.
0:43:30 > 0:43:35- Emma, don't worry about that. That will all be sorted.- It won't.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Will she like it on?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Oh, Em!
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Darling, it's gorgeous.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48I love it. It's so beautiful.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Oh, that looks lovely.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54That's better.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Oh, my God. It's so nice.
0:43:57 > 0:44:01I just love it. It actually suits me.
0:44:01 > 0:44:07- Can you do alterations in that short amount of time?- Yeah. But there is going to be a charge.- OK.
0:44:07 > 0:44:13Hi, Patrick. Listen, Pat, the dress has got to be altered.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15And it's going to be £60.
0:44:17 > 0:44:23- So that's fine.- Patrick's agreed to pay for the alterations without daring to ask for a discount.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29I think Patrick's got it spot on. It's beautiful.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34It's not what I'd have chosen, but I love it so much.
0:44:34 > 0:44:39He has avoided the princess dress. Maybe it's a good thing.
0:44:39 > 0:44:45The other one seems a bit tacky and a bit Jordan-like.
0:44:45 > 0:44:50So I'm actually so glad that he steered well away from that.
0:44:55 > 0:45:03It's taken three weeks and cost £12,000, but the day Emma's waited 10 years for has finally arrived.
0:45:03 > 0:45:08Oh, I'm feeling so excited now. I just want to put my dress on.
0:45:10 > 0:45:15Patrick has organised a special delivery for his bride.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Oh, my God! He's got me...
0:45:17 > 0:45:20What has he got you?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Hold ups.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Pants!
0:45:28 > 0:45:33- What size are they? - They're my size.- Really nice.
0:45:33 > 0:45:40She's clearly overwhelmed by her underwear. Will the brown bridesmaid dresses impress her as much?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Oh, my gosh!
0:45:43 > 0:45:49I didn't expect brown. As I said, I hate earthy colours, but look how beautiful it is.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52I love them. You look so pretty, all of you.
0:45:52 > 0:45:59It's the final countdown and a buttonhole is getting the better of Patrick.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03How the hell do you do this without two pins?
0:46:07 > 0:46:12- Three, two, one, hoorah!- Hoorah! You're getting married, man!
0:46:13 > 0:46:19The time has arrived for Emma to show her family the dress Patrick picked for her.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25OK, ready?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Oh, my God!
0:46:30 > 0:46:34Emma, you look amazing! Amazing!
0:46:40 > 0:46:43God, I'm actually shaking.
0:46:43 > 0:46:48- Oh, no, my tail!- Oh, dear. Now is not the time for a wardrobe malfunction.
0:46:48 > 0:46:53- I can feel my hairpiece falling out. - It won't fall out.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56It's got clips all round it.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00- It already looks crap, my hair. - It looks amazing.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04- No, this bit looks rubbish. - Chill out.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08BLEEP.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Oh, BLEEP.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13It looks amazing. Don't get stressed.
0:47:13 > 0:47:18- It's not falling off.- I don't want to wear that.- You have to.- I don't.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21This is going to ruin everything.
0:47:21 > 0:47:28- It'll stay in if you just... - As soon as someone touches me, it's going to fall out.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Talk about Bridezilla!
0:47:31 > 0:47:35When things don't go my way, like this stupid veil...
0:47:35 > 0:47:38I hate it.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Oh, my God, Dad.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49- Wow.- It's like...
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Oh, wow! Look at that car.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58- Phew! Saved by the car. - See you later!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Where's the bridesmaids?
0:48:14 > 0:48:21- Emma's heart was set on a traditional church wedding, but there's no church.- Oh, my God.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24But everyone's outside.
0:48:24 > 0:48:30It's 16 degrees and her civil ceremony is outdoors, but she doesn't seem to mind.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34It's so amazing. Look at it. Oh, my gosh!
0:48:37 > 0:48:42- I'm really scared. ..Shall I take my chewing gum out?- Yes!
0:48:42 > 0:48:43Yes, Em.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Patrick,
0:49:04 > 0:49:06will you take Emma to be your wife?
0:49:06 > 0:49:11- To be loving and loyal to her for the rest of your life?- I will.
0:49:11 > 0:49:17Will you take Patrick to be your husband? To be loving and loyal to him for the rest of your life?
0:49:17 > 0:49:19I will.
0:49:22 > 0:49:27I give you this ring as a sign of my love and commitment.
0:49:27 > 0:49:33I promise to support and comfort you, to respect and cherish you, and to be faithful always.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37It does fit! That was lucky.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39What does your one say?
0:49:39 > 0:49:42"Property of Emma McDonogh"!
0:49:48 > 0:49:52I give you this ring as my sign of my love and commitment.
0:49:52 > 0:49:59I promise to support and comfort you, to respect and cherish you and to be faithful always.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02- Is that it?- Yeah. That's it.
0:50:08 > 0:50:14- I now pronounce you husband and wife. - Oh, my God.- Thank you. Thank you. - I've missed you.
0:50:14 > 0:50:18- I missed you, too. - You've done so brilliantly.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Whoa!
0:50:26 > 0:50:30Walk slowly, Emma. You've got to walk slowly.
0:50:33 > 0:50:37Sean, thank you so much.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Wonderful. And once again!
0:50:41 > 0:50:45Just give your wife a little kiss. Mark him out of ten!
0:50:45 > 0:50:52- Everything you've done is just not what I would have done, but I love it.- Good. I'm glad.
0:50:52 > 0:50:58I think he's done her proud. From the dress to the car to the venue, everything.
0:51:00 > 0:51:05Emma's so bowled over that she even has a few kind words to say to the best man
0:51:05 > 0:51:11- she has spent years hating. - I'm sorry that I'm such a horrible old bitch to you.
0:51:11 > 0:51:17- You haven't...- I have been! Just past experiences, I didn't know how to deal with it.
0:51:17 > 0:51:24I'm sorry. You've done amazingly. I appreciate everything you've done for Patrick. You've been there.
0:51:24 > 0:51:28- Group hug!- Don't touch my hair! - Group hug.
0:51:28 > 0:51:32You know, me and Emma have had a chat and things are just...
0:51:32 > 0:51:36It's made it a lot easier. That meant a hell of a lot to me.
0:51:38 > 0:51:43- So this is the room.- Oh, my God! - Do you like it? Do you approve?
0:51:43 > 0:51:45- You and Anthony did this?- Yeah.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Oh, bless him.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51Patrick, this is so...beautiful.
0:51:51 > 0:51:57Patrick's been so focused on not busting his budget, he's made a wedding planning faux pas.
0:51:57 > 0:52:01The table plan and my speech aren't done. I'm sorry. Sean?
0:52:01 > 0:52:05- Just stop. - Just say where Mummy's to go.
0:52:05 > 0:52:11- Let's tell the people who's at this table. - There's no plan for this table.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Sorry, guys. Randolph, Louise and Clive.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Miranda? Don't know where she is.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Louise and Clive?
0:52:20 > 0:52:25Sorry, sorry. Heidi, Clem, my mum, my dad.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32I've put you guys with Alice. Can I move you to this table?
0:52:32 > 0:52:36I can put you guys here. I'm so sorry, man.
0:52:38 > 0:52:4317 minutes later, everyone's finally seated.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48But then they have to get up again and queue for the barbecue.
0:52:48 > 0:52:53- Come with Mummy.- You guys can come and get something to eat.
0:52:53 > 0:52:57And that includes the bride in all her finery.
0:52:59 > 0:53:03I just want some chicken.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07- You just want chicken.- That way.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Where's Emma gone?
0:53:27 > 0:53:34Patrick is a unique person. If you don't know him, spend 5 minutes with him and let me know.
0:53:34 > 0:53:41I've never had a person turn around and say a negative word about my brother to me. Thank you.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43APPLAUSE
0:53:46 > 0:53:50# Oh, oh, oh, it's magic... #
0:53:50 > 0:53:55Patrick's South African pool party finally gets into full swing.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59It's quite cold, but... It's freezing!
0:53:59 > 0:54:01Will the bride be joining them?
0:54:01 > 0:54:07I'm not putting a bikini on on in my wedding. I'm not taking this dress off.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10I'm NOT going in there.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Even Patrick can't control the weather.
0:54:14 > 0:54:19But all of a sudden he's the man of the moment with Emma's mum Heidi.
0:54:19 > 0:54:25- Say that again, Heidi! You just want to say what? - Don't push your luck, Patrick!
0:54:25 > 0:54:27It started with a "th".
0:54:27 > 0:54:32- Sorry?- Thank you. - It started with a "sorry"!
0:54:32 > 0:54:37Listen, you've got my daughter out of this. Look after her. I know you love her.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40- We love you, too.- Thanks, Heidi.
0:54:40 > 0:54:46Ladies and gentlemen, give a big round of applause for Emma and Patrick!
0:54:48 > 0:54:53The groom's keen to show his bride that he no longer has two left feet.
0:54:59 > 0:55:04You didn't want the whole thing at a castle or a manor house?
0:55:04 > 0:55:09- I wouldn't turn it down, but this is beautiful.- Better?- Yeah.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11It's more comfortable.
0:55:14 > 0:55:19Yeah, it's been a great day. Patrick's done a top job.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23He's done everything Emma would want. And everyone else as well.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26I was a bit harsh on everybody.
0:55:26 > 0:55:30But he did an excellent job. A fantastic job.
0:55:32 > 0:55:40He's married me, finally, after all these years. We finally tied the knot. Husband and wife.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45I definitely have married the right man.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48I always knew I would marry you. You're the one.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52A big round of applause - Emma and Patrick!
0:55:55 > 0:56:01As a final touch, Patrick's thrown caution to the wind and spent £150...
0:56:01 > 0:56:06of his own money...to pay for the surprise entertainment.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10South African gumboot dancers!
0:56:15 > 0:56:17CHANTING
0:56:20 > 0:56:22THEY SING
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