Wayne and Leanne

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Wayne and Leanne are mad about each other.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05I love Wayne loads, absolutely loads.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08He's the best person in the world, definitely.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10There's not anyone else out there.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14Leanne can't wait to get married and expects the fairy-tale wedding.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16I've been dreaming about this since I was little,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19being that princess with your Prince Charming.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23But fairy tales aren't cheap and their two kids are a priority.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28Since the recession, my hours at work have cut back, I'm earning less money.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Yeah, things aren't going great.

0:00:30 > 0:00:36So, we are giving them £12,000 towards their big day, but there's one big catch.

0:00:36 > 0:00:43Control freak Leanne has agreed, in the presence of a lawyer, to let Wayne organise the wedding alone.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47You mustn't talk to each other, you mustn't text each other. You have to live apart completely.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50And Leanne won't know a single thing about the wedding

0:00:50 > 0:00:54until the big day in three weeks' time.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- I'm nervous now. - Oh, you poor thing(!)

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Don't start being cocky and stuff. - Well, it's fine.- Stop.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Will football-loving Wayne score an own goal?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06She's left me in charge, so... oh, well.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Can he get the bridesmaids on side?

0:01:08 > 0:01:12I don't think they were too thrilled about the colour, but stuff 'em.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15And will he remember whose day it really is?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Is that what my whole wedding's going to be,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19jokes and just stupid little things?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Can this man give this woman a day to remember?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Shoes.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I'm worried it will all go wrong. I don't want to do this any more.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Today, Leanne is moving out of the home she shares with Wayne and taking their two boys,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52one-year-old Kyle and three-year-old Harvey, with her.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Do not go out drinking with the lads all the time.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's not an excuse for a piss-up for three weeks.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- You've got me all wrong. - The main party is the wedding. - That's a bit harsh.- No.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07In the three years they've been together,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Leanne has always been the boss.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- I would say I wear the trousers in the relationship.- Yeah, I have to go along with that.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Look at me. What one do you want to wear?- Either one.- Just pick one.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- If I make decisions, they're wrong. - Yeah.- I make decisions but they're wrong.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Just pick.- That one. - No, that one, not that one.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Wayne has never even dared buy Leanne a present.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33At Christmas I buy my own presents, I wrap 'em and then I open 'em myself.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- But I give you the money to do all that.- You do give me the money.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Growing up, Wayne was a real mummy's boy.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45Wayne was definitely mother-coddled. Mum always done things for him.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Even changing oil on the car, mum would say,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50"Your father will do that for you, you can't do that yourself."

0:02:50 > 0:02:54His mum even helped Wayne to propose.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I made a few phone calls with him, set up, made reservations.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- I didn't know that.- Yeah.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Who did... Did he do rose petals on the bed?- Oh, yeah.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Did he do that, or did you do that?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11We both did it, I helped him.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Already like a daughter to me.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Now, mum is banned from

0:03:14 > 0:03:18helping to organise the wedding, so it's up to Wayne to satisfy Leanne's high expectations.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- There's another suitcase at the top of the stairs.- Is that a joke?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23That has to be a joke.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I would never have enough money for my wedding.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I would be talking in the region £250,000, easy.

0:03:29 > 0:03:35I think it's completely impossible to pull off Leanne's perfect wedding.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Her head's in the clouds.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I am hard to please, very hard to please.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Always been and I always will.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Something everyone seems to agree on.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Leanne's very high maintenance, I would say.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Very, very.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I wouldn't like to organise Leanne's wedding, definitely not.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59It's too...unachievable.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03And if he fails to achieve the unachievable, there'll be nowhere for Wayne to hide.

0:04:03 > 0:04:09If she doesn't like it, she'll walk down the aisle with a face like a slapped arse and she'll tell me.

0:04:09 > 0:04:15The time has come for Leanne and Wayne to say their goodbyes.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Are you going to miss me?- Mmm. - Love me?- Course I do.- Trust me?- No.

0:04:20 > 0:04:26For the next three weeks, Leanne's wedding and Wayne's life hang in the balance.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Imagine I've got your wedding wrong.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32The next time they'll see each other will be at the altar.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Luckily, Mum's there to comfort her little boy.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Come on, Mum, let's go.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Leanne is moving back in with her own mum and dad.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Hello!

0:04:47 > 0:04:53Letting Wayne organise the wedding is stressful enough, but living back home won't make it any easier.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56And I thought maybe put the travel cot there.

0:04:56 > 0:05:02- Yeah.- And if maybe Harvey can have his little bed down there or share the bed with us, it's up to you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07There's lack of space here, really. We are all on top of each other, and now I've moved back.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I've got two children and there's only two bedrooms. So, it's going to be tough.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Stay with Nanny, stay here for a little while?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Yeah.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Maybe as weeks go on and she doesn't see Wayne,

0:05:19 > 0:05:24as it dawns on her what's about to happen, she's going to get quite stressed.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27It's going to be mayhem for the next three weeks.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29BOTH LAUGH

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Wayne's best man is his cousin, Nigel.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36All right, sexy! How's it going?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- How's it going, mate?- Straight away, they agree on a course of action.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Pubbing it? First point of call, is that right?- Definitely, mate.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48You've got to make all the decisions. If you're saying pub, I'm quite happy to do that.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51That's what echoing in my head - pub, pub, pub,

0:05:51 > 0:05:55and I've got a little voice saying, "Don't go to the pub", but that's Leanne.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Leanne who?- Exactly, it's just a voice.- Yeah.

0:05:58 > 0:06:05Wayne's usher, Mills, joins them for a pint. The first big decision is where to get married.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I want to try, possibly, to get a church,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10that's what I want to try first.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Wayne's not religious but he'll do whatever it takes to fulfil Leanne's dream.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I know that Leanne's nan was very religious

0:06:18 > 0:06:21and it would mean something to her to get married in church.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- What church are you thinking? - I don't know. You need to go... - How many churches do you know?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Have you ever been to church?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Um... A couple of weddings,

0:06:29 > 0:06:34a funeral and that's about... And school sort of things.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- No, you've not been to church. - No, not generally. I'm not a religious person.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43There's a church down the road by you. Go down there, knock on the vicar's door and have a chat.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Say, look, what's involved and could I get married in a church? Is it actually possible?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52As the boys set off on their religious mission,

0:06:52 > 0:06:56across town, Leanne and her mum are on a mission of their own.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07It looks like a church, looks like somewhere you should get married.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Sort of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise wedding. Just grand and amazing.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16That's what I want, something impressive and everyone goes, "Wow, do you remember their wedding?"

0:07:16 > 0:07:21But a church wedding would also be a mark of respect

0:07:21 > 0:07:25to Leanne's grandmother, who died five years ago.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29I think I dream of a church wedding because I used to go to church with my nan when I was younger.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32She was very religious, she went to church every Sunday.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I always imagined her being part of my wedding.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Because she's not here, it's really important for me to get married in a church.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I just feel closer to her. I can't imagine doing it any other way.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49Leanne may not have a say in the wedding, but that's not going to stop her dreaming.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'd have the choir, I'd have the bells being rung.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- The choir would be really nice up there.- Lovely.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yeah, big massive, grand wedding.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Everything very expensive and maybe a bit...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05do you think unobtainable? Or...?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07What does that mean?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- That you're not going to get it. - Yeah.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What she could get is their local parish church,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18although it's a bit less grand than St Mary's Redcliffe.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Bloody prison, barbed wire everywhere.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, mate, I love it.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Oh, yeah.- I love it, mate.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32You can laugh, Nigel, but unfortunately for Wayne,

0:08:32 > 0:08:35if he wants a church wedding, time is not on his side.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- If you want to get married in a Church of England...- Yes.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41..there need to be banns called,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44and they have to be called on three Sundays before the wedding.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- So, if you want to get married in three weeks' time, you've only got today.- OK.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Then the banns could be called starting tomorrow.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Yeah.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'm not quite sure what to do with that.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Marriage in haste is not normally a good idea.- Yeah.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- What do you want to do, church thing or not?- Well,

0:09:05 > 0:09:09it would be a nice wedding, but where would you have photos taken? Next to the barbed wire?

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- If Leanne pulled up outside that, I think she'd just get out of the car and run.- Yeah.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18But obviously, if I commit to this, I've got to try and get a venue to fit around this.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's a lot of pressure, definitely a lot of pressure.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Serious pressure.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Either they marry here or there'll be no church wedding for Leanne.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36By the next morning, he's made up his mind.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Last night, I basically didn't get a lot of sleep,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41just running things through my mind.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I wasn't really happy with the look of the church, from the outside.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49The inside was OK but...it just didn't have that kind of...

0:09:49 > 0:09:53look or feel I was going for, or I'd imagined I'd go for.

0:09:53 > 0:09:59So, yeah, I kind of, just kind of crossed that one off the list.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02But Wayne has no time to wallow.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07With no church, he needs a venue that will wow his hard-to-please fiancee.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Civil wedding venue in Bristol.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15The perfect wedding reception would be in a big castle-type building, maybe an old castle.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20It would have to be very, very big with loads of countryside by the side of it for the good photos.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23There would have to be a lot of candle lights around

0:10:23 > 0:10:27with Swarovski crystals scattered all over the tables so they'd catch the light.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Luckily, Nigel has the perfect place in mind.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35This could be the best venue you're going to look at, mate, telling you.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I think you may be wrong, but...

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Wayne and Nigel are massive Bristol City fans.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Worship the ground!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48If Wayne surprised me with a football stadium, I would be kind of devastated.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I wouldn't know what to say, to be honest, I'd be really upset.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54I am seeing signs everywhere, Wedlock Stand, Williams Stand.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Williams Stand, mate, it's a sign. - That's it.- Here we go.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02A photo shoot next to the grounds, with you and the bride.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06A nice picture of the best man and a few of the lads in there, that's always quite a nice shot.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- It's a secret. That's the bottom line, it would be amazing.- Yeah.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13She's left me in charge, so... oh, well.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Gary Johnson up there was the manager of Bristol City, as you know.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Got the trophies behind and everything as well.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23As much as she might hate pulling up outside of a football stadium,

0:11:23 > 0:11:25inside, she couldn't really complain.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I thought that was really good but I've got to think, at the same time,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34is it something Leanne would accept?

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Would she be able to look past the fact that she was in a football stadium?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Maybe a blindfold would help.

0:11:41 > 0:11:47Just two days apart and Wayne has forgotten all about Leanne's lofty standards.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50She, meanwhile, knows exactly where she'd like to celebrate her wedding.

0:11:50 > 0:11:57Absolutely love it because it's got your castle, with your new, and it's old and new.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Cadbury House is one of Bristol's most exclusive wedding venues.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03The photos would be amazing here.

0:12:03 > 0:12:09I don't know, it just looks expensive in that grand like princessy type, really nice.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14Luckily for Leanne, Wayne also has a castle on his list,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16a stunning Tudor castle.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- That's a bit more like it, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- What would Leanne think of this? - I think she'd like it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:27It's a castle, isn't it? Definitely looks a bit more fairy tale.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Leanne's dream venue may be olde worlde

0:12:30 > 0:12:34on the outside but it's got to be contemporary on the inside.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- It looks really modern, doesn't it? What I wanted. It's not old-fashioned.- No.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I hate the medieval-type decor.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46I cannot stand it. The big fireplaces. I like everything modern.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Lovely, isn't it? Nice size.- Yeah.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52The spotlights are really nice as well. Yeah.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Spotlights are much better. I love spotlights.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00- And look at the rocks in the background as well. - That is nice. That is really nice.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04The worst thing I could think of is Wayne's done the opposite to this. This is my dream wedding.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06This is me.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11Wayne's Tudor castle is contemporary, if you're Henry VIII.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And it's starting to give the boys the heebie-jeebies.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18It's quite... Don't know, dungeon-like, isn't it?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21There are weapons everywhere!

0:13:21 > 0:13:26So, I'm worried if she doesn't like it, you know, she's going to attack me with one of those.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I think it's a bit old-fashioned. I mean, especially these guys.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33I think that would freak her right out. It's freaking me out.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38- I suppose it is quite fairy-tale. - It is a fairy tale.- But is it the fairy tale Leanne wants?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Yeah, it's dungeon-like... - It's dark and...

0:13:42 > 0:13:44You can imagine people being chained up in here.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Couldn't you?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Next up, Grade II-listed Leigh Court,

0:13:53 > 0:13:58built at the turn of the 19th century by Bristol's first recorded millionaire.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Look at the size of that. Look at those pillars. That's huge.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Right, for the ceremony, the Great Hall is licensed for ceremonies.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08That's amazing, innit?

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Look at that ceiling. Yeah, that's got wow factor.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18Wayne is impressed, but will it live up to Leanne's expensive tastes?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Leanne will love it. I'm confident... Well, I'm never confident,

0:14:22 > 0:14:24but in this instance, I'm confident. She'll love it.

0:14:24 > 0:14:30At the same time, I don't want to get excited because I haven't talked money yet and this looks expensive.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Doesn't it?- Yeah.- To be fair.

0:14:32 > 0:14:37But with 12 grand burning a hole in his pocket and a demanding bride to keep happy, what's expensive?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40The total is £5,593.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45Well, I'd like to stop you there because I have decided this will be the venue, definitely.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Wayne spends nearly half his budget in one fell swoop,

0:14:49 > 0:14:55on the ceremony, a sit-down meal for 70 and a party for 120 guests.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Very excited, I've just bagged myself a mansion, of sorts.

0:14:58 > 0:15:03What I just saw was the fairy tale I've been looking to deliver so...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've still got a lot of other things to tackle

0:15:05 > 0:15:07but I think I'll sleep well tonight.

0:15:07 > 0:15:13- Cake, say, about £500. - Bride's dress, a grand.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18Five and a half grand down, Wayne and Nigel finally decide to draw up a budget.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So, what do you want for entertainment, mate?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I like the idea of a swing band.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26So, what do you reckon then, £400. Transport.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Transport, I've no idea whatsoever. - Say £300 just in case.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Photographer, I've no bearing. - Say £600.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Flowers, I haven't got the foggiest.

0:15:35 > 0:15:41Having always relied on his mum or Leanne to handle finances, money isn't Wayne's strong point.

0:15:41 > 0:15:47The downfall with my estimations is I've not really researched the prices or costs at all.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50These numbers I'm plucking from thin air, so...

0:15:50 > 0:15:55in my head, in my crazy little head, I'm doing well.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59And the completely made-up grand total is...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01£12,310.50.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- It's tight, very tight, but doable. - Definitely doable, mate.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Doable if they can match real things to their invented prices.

0:16:12 > 0:16:18The next day and the boys decide to tackle the biggest challenge of all.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Hiya.- Hello, are you all right?

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- We'll be looking for a bride's dress, shockingly. - Where is the bride?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I'm not allowed to see her.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Next time I see her, she will be wearing the dress that I choose.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Right.- There's a lot of pressure.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34We need to make sure it's perfect, then.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38It's probably the most daunting decision out of all the decisions I have to make.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41If she's not happy with the dress, she will stamp her feet,

0:16:41 > 0:16:46and she won't come to the wedding. So, yeah, it's quite an important decision, this one.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50If he picks out a dress that I hate, I'm not getting married in it, full stop.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52If I don't like it, I'm not wearing it.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57Luckily, Nigel is on hand to help Wayne focus on what's important.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59How do you picture Leanne?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03She's got a big chest, so you might as well show it off.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I don't want them out, that's just, like, tacky.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10In or out, either way, it won't be Leanne's decision

0:17:10 > 0:17:13but that doesn't put her off visiting an exclusive bridal boutique

0:17:13 > 0:17:16with her mum and maid of honour, Jenna.

0:17:16 > 0:17:22I've come here because this place has got the princess, fairy-tale, sparkly dresses

0:17:22 > 0:17:25that will make me feel like a princess on my special day.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28But hard-to-please Leanne is seriously picky.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I don't like that. I don't like that, that's too much.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I don't like this. This is disgusting and I don't like the pattern.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I don't like the ruffles on the bottom. I don't like them.

0:17:37 > 0:17:42I'm really hard to shop with and I won't compromise. If I don't like something, I don't like it.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45That's just the way I am. I'm very fussy.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's like a witch dress. They look like mermaids.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50- It's always hard work with Leanne. - Yeah.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Wayne really has his work cut out.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59He's brave for taking this challenge on. It's a big challenge.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- He's brave for even marrying her. - Yes, definitely even braver.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Braver for marrying her.- Yeah, he's got it for life now, that's it.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Can't get rid of her now.

0:18:07 > 0:18:14But she might want to get rid of him if she saw how he's going about looking for her dream dress.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15I feel really nervous.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- You look great,- Thanks, mate. - You look hot.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I tell you, you fit it well.

0:18:31 > 0:18:37- I'm pretty speechless. That's all me.- Is that all yours?- There's no padding there. That's me.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40I should get her exactly the same and when she turns up, I'll just go,

0:18:40 > 0:18:44"One of us is going to have to change."

0:18:44 > 0:18:47At the boutique, Princess Leanne has found a dress

0:18:47 > 0:18:50that's spookily similar.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- That fits you perfect. - That's really nice.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55I absolutely love this dress.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, Leanne.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06That is beautiful.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oh, no, I'm crying.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'm going to cry now.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13She may love the dress, but unfortunately for Leanne,

0:19:13 > 0:19:15in this fairy tale, it's the prince who's in charge.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18I'm gutted.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Aw!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I love this dress, I love it and I can't pick anything,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28and everything he's going to pick will be totally different.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's probably going to be something I hate.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Realising he risks Leanne's wrath,

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Wayne is back in trousers and finally taking his task seriously.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Silk dress.- OK.- It's British made.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Swarovski crystals on the top.

0:19:43 > 0:19:50- She'd really like that. There's no pattern, it's just crystals. What is the price?- £1,090.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- The dress has the crystals Princess Leanne loves.- OK, yes.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59But are they enough to satisfy her appetite for bling?

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Desperate for a happy bride, Wayne digs deep into the wedding budget.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08But he's still not sure it will be enough.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I don't know, I just kind of get this kind of pit of my stomach

0:20:11 > 0:20:16kind of sickness that says, what if she doesn't like it, what if she doesn't want to wear it?

0:20:16 > 0:20:22For Leanne, trying on dresses has made her realise just what she has given up.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm worried it will all go wrong.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I'm worried because I'm not going to have the perfect dress.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I'm not going to have the venue, there's going to be things I'm going to hate,

0:20:40 > 0:20:42and I don't want to do this any more.

0:20:47 > 0:20:54It's the start of the second week and Wayne so far has managed to find a venue and a dress.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57There's loads of things I need to do. I haven't got bridesmaids dresses,

0:20:57 > 0:21:02I haven't got a suit, I haven't got any transport, I haven't got a cake, I haven't got any flowers.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Once I get the ball rolling and I've secured a few things,

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I'll feel a bit better about the situation.

0:21:08 > 0:21:14At her mum's house, Leanne and Jenna are indulging themselves in wedding fantasies.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I want our wedding to be one of those weddings, not, "Oh, it's Leanne and Wayne's wedding,"

0:21:18 > 0:21:20but, "Wow, do you remember their wedding?"

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Since getting engaged last year,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Leanne has been compiling a scrapbook of her favourite ideas.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31I love the butterfly theme, a little butterfly and crystals stuck in between the bouquets.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Wayne doesn't have a scrapbook or much of a plan.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39With no idea what colour scheme to go for, he's turning to the florist for help.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Have you got any idea of what you want?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Not a clue, unfortunately, I know nothing of flowers.- OK.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49- I've no idea about anything.- OK. Vibrant colours, pastel colours?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I just want to avoid pink.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- You want to avoid pink.- Because it's a bit girly for my liking.- Right.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57It's not a view Leanne shares.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59This is the colour of the bridesmaid dresses I'd have.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03I just like the pink, that's what I like. I like fuchsia pink with white.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07She knows what she wants and is equally clear about what she doesn't want.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Orange would look horrible on me.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Orange can wash people out.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Yeah, because I'm so pale.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16So, what are we looking at, sort of oranges?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Orange is not too bad.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Yeah, I think orange sounded better.- Oh, dear.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24That will be my colour scheme sorted for the wedding, hopefully.

0:22:28 > 0:22:303 and 9, 39.

0:22:30 > 0:22:324 and 2, 42.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Leanne works part-time in a bingo hall and spends her day checking cards.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Checking full house on the pink page. 6434.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42But with the wedding a week and a half away,

0:22:42 > 0:22:46it's the cards she can't check that are worrying her now.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'm worried now because no-one has had their invitations.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52If they don't get sent out soon, they are not going to be able to turn up.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56I would have liked my invitation as soon as he would have found somewhere.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58That's obviously not the case, we're still waiting.

0:22:58 > 0:23:04Don't panic, the invitations are in safe hands with best man Nigel going all arts and crafts.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I've gone like super girly, with a bit of red, nice red.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Someone has conveniently forgotten the orange colour scheme.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Isn't red Bristol City's colour?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Scissors.- We need scissors. - I need scissors.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19This is going to fail miserably, isn't it? Let's be fair.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21You could just do a ribbon, a little bow.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23You should have cut this.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, look.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33That's not bad. I'm quite impressed with that.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Classy, elegant, that says expensive, doesn't it?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- It does say expensive. It's nice. - Hello.- I need your help.

0:23:40 > 0:23:46With the outside of the invitation designed, Wayne asks sister Michelle to print up the inside.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50I've got a rough kind of mock-up,

0:23:50 > 0:23:52which is like that, but...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Oh, my God, rough is the word.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Michelle's clearly not surprised by the state of the invite.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Scribbly and rough.- It's a draft.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Wedding invitation scribbled.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, he's such a mummy's boy.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Mum did everything for him.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09You're just jealous because you got no attention whatsoever.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- I didn't get any attention... - Bitter and twisted.- ..because you had all the attention, Mummy's boy.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Why bark when you've got a dog?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18That's horrible.

0:24:18 > 0:24:24Charming, Wayne(!) Isn't it time you learnt to bark for yourself?

0:24:28 > 0:24:33For the last ten days, Leanne has been struggling to adjust to the harsh reality

0:24:33 > 0:24:36of losing control of her own wedding.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- I regret the way we're getting married.- Yeah.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41You don't realise until you're going through it what it entails,

0:24:41 > 0:24:43and how much you'll worry about stuff.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I walk past things and I think, that would be gorgeous,

0:24:46 > 0:24:51I'd have that at my wedding, and I'm thinking, do you know what? I'm not going have any of that.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54It's not going to be how I always dreamed when I was a little girl.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I have had it planned in my head since I was about seven or eight.

0:24:57 > 0:25:02And it's not going to be anything like that, it's going to be completely...different.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04It might not be all bad.

0:25:08 > 0:25:15It might not be all bad, but after last week's visit to the florist, it will be all orange.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21Today, Wayne's buying dresses for bridesmaids Michelle and Jenna.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24What will they make of his colour scheme?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28You probably won't like it, but it's like that colour I'm going for.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- That will make me look horrible. - Give it a try, you might change your mind.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36- I'll try anything you want. - Yeah.- Oh, you're so accommodating, I thought this would be hard.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I didn't think they were too thrilled about the colour, but stuff 'em.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43This is not a colour I would have envisaged. It's very unusual.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Isn't it?

0:25:45 > 0:25:46I wouldn't have picked orange.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Yeah, they might not like the dresses, but... It sounds harsh, but I don't really care.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56It's awful. I can't wear this.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57It's quite unusual.

0:25:57 > 0:26:02I can't say I've ever seen it worn as a bridesmaid's dress before, this colour.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Leanne will hate it, the colour. She'll absolutely hate the colour.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09At least the professional approves.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13It's a very modern colour, um, so I'm quite impressed.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And after the girls swap dresses,

0:26:15 > 0:26:17even they start to change their minds.

0:26:17 > 0:26:22- This one's better.- Yes, it is. - I do like this one a lot better.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I did prefer it without the straps

0:26:24 > 0:26:29although I do think my boobs look better in this one.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31They suit you, anyway, both of you, the colour.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Since when have you said anything complimentary?

0:26:34 > 0:26:40- Yeah, Wayne.- Well, I chose it... - So you're complimenting yourself! - So I'm complimenting myself, really.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42So, we've got the £260 for your dresses

0:26:42 > 0:26:48and then you are taking the two... children's ivory from the sale.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- I still don't think Leanne will really like them.- Really?

0:26:52 > 0:26:57This is the one colour, she said, "I hate that burnt orange colour."

0:26:57 > 0:27:01She actually said that? Oh, wow.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03With the bride and bridesmaids taken care of,

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Wayne wants to get the boys suited and booted.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09The next morning, he heads to the tailor

0:27:09 > 0:27:13with his wedding posse, all nine of them.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18Normally, Leanne picks out my clothes but today, I get to choose my own, so something different.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Do you think that will get the thumbs up?

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Daddy, you look smart!

0:27:26 > 0:27:30It gets the thumbs up from Harvey, but that's another big dent in the budget.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32£882.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- That's £800-odds is... - How much was your budget?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38About £600, so over quite a lot.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41It's nearly £300 more than he'd allowed for.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49With a week to go, Wayne is running out of time and money.

0:27:51 > 0:27:56Yeah, I'm just worried that I'm going to go over the budget

0:27:56 > 0:28:01because I've got no money myself to contribute to this

0:28:01 > 0:28:05and I know my mum and dad have no money to put into this.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08He needs to make some cuts, but does he lose the elements

0:28:08 > 0:28:13he thinks Leanne will want or the ones he wants himself?

0:28:13 > 0:28:16I've always put my family first, I've always put Leanne and the kids first,

0:28:16 > 0:28:24and that's why I'm finding it hard to cut things I know she'd like for things that I like.

0:28:29 > 0:28:34The next morning, and Wayne's meeting up with sister Michelle to talk through his concerns.

0:28:34 > 0:28:40Yeah, it's definitely been hard to forget about Leanne, try and put that voice to the back of my mind

0:28:40 > 0:28:43and concentrate more on what I want because I've never really done that.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47I always put them first, her first, and just think of what she would like,

0:28:47 > 0:28:51but I can't make decisions with that kind of conflict going on in my mind.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Well, for the wedding, I suggest you forget about Leanne,

0:28:54 > 0:28:57and just focus on what you like and what you want,

0:28:57 > 0:28:58because that's all you can rely on.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01If you try and second-guess Leanne, you could get it wrong.

0:29:01 > 0:29:05At least if you choose something that you like, that's all you can do, really.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08What she said does make a lot of sense. So, thinking

0:29:08 > 0:29:12in terms of what I like and hoping that she'll appreciate it

0:29:12 > 0:29:18because it's what I've created, that's a really valid point so I'm glad she's made that.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22# And now the end is near... #

0:29:22 > 0:29:27Buoyed by Michelle's advice, he decides to book a live band,

0:29:27 > 0:29:30something he's been keen on from the start.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34I can imagine that at the wedding, that would be really good.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38For me, swing music is quite elegant, quite classic.

0:29:38 > 0:29:43I'm phoning to enquire about a swing band being able to play on...

0:29:43 > 0:29:48But a swing band is not what Leanne had in mind for her fairy-tale wedding.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51I'm pretty certain that Leanne hates that type of music

0:29:51 > 0:29:54so there might have to be some kind of compromise there

0:29:54 > 0:29:57because she'll hate it, I know she'll hate it.

0:29:58 > 0:30:04Wayne hopes to sugar-coat the pill by arranging to fulfil a promise he once made her.

0:30:04 > 0:30:08I've got a rather odd query. Basically, my fiancee,

0:30:08 > 0:30:11she wanted me to sing to her on our wedding day,

0:30:11 > 0:30:14and I was just wondering was it at all possible for the band to learn the song

0:30:14 > 0:30:19so that I may sing to her with them kind of playing in the background?

0:30:19 > 0:30:20I'm a bit nervous myself.

0:30:20 > 0:30:25I'm not great singing in public but it's something I promised to her,

0:30:25 > 0:30:31so, if everything else goes belly up and she doesn't like it, this should be kind of the icing on the cake.

0:30:31 > 0:30:36A nervous groom turns to right-hand man Nigel for support.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39We'll put it higher because the band will be quite loud.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43- Stand there so you're looking at everyone in the room.- Yeah, but I...- You've got to do it.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47It's just the nerves, and this is just with me and Nigel.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50If I'm feeling this nervous now with all those other people,

0:30:50 > 0:30:54I'm just going to, yeah, probably going to pass out or something.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57Just sing to me and Jo, sing to us. We've got the cat,

0:30:57 > 0:30:59- we've got some random dog. - That's my audience.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Cat and dog, sister.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05I tell you what, let's even stick Tom Cruise in there.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Now, that WOULD impress Leanne!

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Right, DJ Simmons is going to rock it.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14# ..need to know, if you don't know... #

0:31:14 > 0:31:17- I'm really nervous I can feel my voice is going.- Come on.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Oh, this is hard.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Come on, sing it.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24What will I do with my hands?

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Whatever you want. # You're the only one for me. #

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Go on, sing it, go on. - I can't, mate.- Come on!

0:31:31 > 0:31:35Stressful, I'm finding it really hard, it's unbelievable.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38I'm dreading the day, just for this five minutes of singing.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Why? Why? Why do I need to sing to her?

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Why can't she accept I've done this for three weeks,

0:31:44 > 0:31:48- planned her wedding for her and that's not enough, I've got to - BLEEP- sing to her as well?

0:31:49 > 0:31:51With five days until the wedding,

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Leanne's hen night is about to begin.

0:31:54 > 0:32:01For Leanne, it will be an indication of how wisely her groom has been spending his cash.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05I don't think Wayne should have spent any money from the budget on the hen night.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07I want the night to be cheap and nasty.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12If it's cheap and nasty she wants...

0:32:12 > 0:32:16Wayne's booked her a free room above a pub.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20It's all right but I'm not staying there all night, that's a pub, not a club.

0:32:20 > 0:32:26I'll do what Wayne says and spend some of my hen night in there. Some.

0:32:26 > 0:32:30But he did splash out on a little present for his bride to be.

0:32:30 > 0:32:34"I love my Wayners". Oh, bless!

0:32:34 > 0:32:38I'm not wearing it. I'm not wearing it, sorry.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Go on. - No, I paid too much for my dress.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49Here we go, here we go, here we go.

0:32:49 > 0:32:53There they go indeed - Bristol must be holding its breath.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56You're Wally Man!

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Wally...

0:32:58 > 0:33:03At the hen, Leanne has the no-frills evening she said she wanted, but she's not impressed.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06There's not enough people around, it seems too empty.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09I don't think this is Wayne's idea to come here.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12If it was, I'm surprised and I'll be worried about the wedding.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Leanne calls time on Wayne's shoestring shindig.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18We're going to party!

0:33:18 > 0:33:23She's pleasing herself, but as usual, Wayne is happy to follow orders.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Down in one, down in one, down in one!

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Leanne's dad, Nick, is under strict orders from his daughter.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36I'm a bit worried, I've got to keep hold of him and keep him steady

0:33:36 > 0:33:39but I don't think it's going to happen, I must admit.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Oh, well, Nigel seems like a responsible chap.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48And after two and a half frustrating weeks apart,

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Wayne can't wait to see his bride.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55Just marrying Leanne, that's the only thought going through my mind and I can't wait.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59It's only one week away and it's the only thing I'm looking forward to,

0:33:59 > 0:34:02so that's what's getting me through tonight.

0:34:02 > 0:34:07With Leanne in charge of the hen party, good times are back on the agenda.

0:34:09 > 0:34:15As the stag draws to a boozy conclusion, the boys are full of self-congratulation.

0:34:15 > 0:34:20It'll be the best day, and at the end of the day, we can look at each other,

0:34:20 > 0:34:24when she's walking down that aisle, and shake each other's hand

0:34:24 > 0:34:26and say, didn't do a bad job, eh, boys? Didn't do a bad job.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Bristol lads didn't do a bad job, eh?

0:34:33 > 0:34:36The following morning, and Wayne is not well.

0:34:36 > 0:34:42I am going to sleep today all day, and possibly be sick.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48He still has the photographer, transport, hairdresser, make-up artist

0:34:48 > 0:34:53and accessories to find, but it looks like nothing much is going to happen today.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56He's got something in his hand.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00With three days to go, Leanne gets her first indication

0:35:00 > 0:35:06of just how much love, care and attention Wayne has lavished on her big day.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08It's an invitation to the wedding with a tea stain on.

0:35:10 > 0:35:15They say don't judge a book by its cover, but on this occasion...

0:35:15 > 0:35:19I will see you pitch-side on super Sunday. Kick-off at two o'clock.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23It will kick off, I'll kill him. There's no way in this world...

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- I think he's winding you up. - Yeah, I think he is.

0:35:26 > 0:35:31- I really don't think... He's not going to send people invitations like that, is he?- No.

0:35:31 > 0:35:32Not that far off, actually.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36Is that what my whole wedding will be, jokes and stupid little things?

0:35:36 > 0:35:39It is a serious day. I know, but it's a serious day.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42It's meant to be MY day, but he's just going to ruin it.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44With only 48 hours to the wedding,

0:35:44 > 0:35:48Wayne still has a few loose ends to tie up.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Here we go.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53This Sunday, then?

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Very short notice, yeah.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59All right, thanks a lot, Wayne. Bye.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02He's only got £50 left in the budget

0:36:02 > 0:36:05and he still has to find a tiara for his bride.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08That's under £50, so I'm happy already. Do I look pretty?

0:36:08 > 0:36:12I think we should go for it because I can't be bothered to shop around for crap.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15The final thing on the list is Leanne's shoes

0:36:15 > 0:36:18and they come straight from the bargain bin.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21Shoes, tenner, bargain.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- I mean, it wasn't about the price, let's be fair.- Yeah, it was.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Maybe a little bit about the price.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31- Thank you, cheers. - Well, done today, mate.

0:36:31 > 0:36:32Yeah.

0:36:35 > 0:36:36- Hi.- Hello.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40For the last three weeks, Leanne has been completely in the dark.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42It's been a nail-biting experience.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45I just want mine taken off and new ones put back on.

0:36:45 > 0:36:50But no amount of pampering will stop Leanne worrying about the unknown.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Do you know what I am dreading?

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Walking down the aisle and everyone looking at me.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59That's what they're going to do, you silly cow.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Everybody's going to be looking at me! Well, it's your wedding day.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- Where am I going to look, what am I going to do, it's embarrassing.- Look at Wayne.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09But one worry sits above all the others.

0:37:09 > 0:37:14I'm praying my dress has got loads of sparkly bits. If it has, it'll be all right.

0:37:14 > 0:37:19- If it hasn't, I am probably not going to like it.- If you can bear it, then bear it just for him.- Yeah.

0:37:19 > 0:37:25- The thing is, my taste and his taste are completely different.- Yeah.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28Let's hope we get this kind of weather.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32Finally, everything is in place and the boys have a chance to reflect.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36As I say, mate, everything you've done, you've done really well.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40When we first started, there was a bit of stress. You've done pretty well.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44I'm impressed. I always said you could do it. You need faith in yourself.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47I don't think we've forgotten anything. And what a venue as well.

0:37:47 > 0:37:51Does Wayne think all the effort has been worth it?

0:37:51 > 0:37:57Yeah, with anyone else, I wouldn't have gone through with it, but for her, I'll do anything.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01What's different with Leanne, then? To all the other birds, you know.

0:38:01 > 0:38:05I don't think it's their fault, but they were pretty much pushovers, if you know what I mean?

0:38:05 > 0:38:12She's a bit more feisty, she won't take my crap that other girls have always put up with.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14She won't take it at all.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17But it's that side of Leanne he also dreads the most.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23There's definitely things that won't be perfect for her, she's so hard to please.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26I will be a bit gutted, I've put three weeks of work into it.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30She can't hate everything, surely not.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33I just hope she likes the dress, I think that's the most important thing.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37- Everything else she could accept... - If the dress is wrong, then...

0:38:37 > 0:38:42If she don't like the dress, then... that's my main, main concern, I'm dreading that.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49Wayne's anxious nights are nearly at an end.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53It is the day before the wedding and time for Leanne to see her dress for the first time.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56I'm not looking forward to it, I'm worried I'll hate it.

0:38:56 > 0:39:02He spent £1,000 on the frock, but Leanne is the girl who wanted a £250,000 wedding.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Are you excited?

0:39:04 > 0:39:08- Nervous.- He put a lot of effort into picking your dress.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21- It isn't really sparkly, is it? - He's gone safe, I think.

0:39:21 > 0:39:26It's just plain. I expected loads more sparkly bits because everyone knows that's what I want.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- It's what I like. - I do think it's nice, though.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32It's got crystal at the top. I know it's plain otherwise.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34No, it's plain.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38Will the demanding bride feel different about the dress once she's in it?

0:39:38 > 0:39:42- I think that'll be her true reaction...- When she's got it on.

0:39:42 > 0:39:47When she sees it, she'll either love it or hate it, so fingers crossed.

0:39:47 > 0:39:48I just hope she likes it.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01It needs something adding to it, it's too plain, but I like it.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04- I like the shape. I think he's got... - The shape's right, definitely.

0:40:04 > 0:40:09- It's just too plain. - Yeah. Maybe a few more sparkles. - It needs something added to it.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13I love the shape, I really do, because it pulls my waist in. I've got a boyish figure.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Leanne wants it to have more wow factor, but it's not up to her.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19She sends Jenna off to phone Wayne.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22I don't care how much it costs. He's got an overdraft, tell him.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25I don't care, it needs to be adjusted.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Thank you, Jenna. He did good.- Yeah.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Yeah. A bit more plain than I wanted,

0:40:29 > 0:40:32but if they can sort it with crystals, it's perfect.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34You need to trust him a bit more now.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Hello, Wayne.- Hello, Jenna. - Well, she likes the dress.- Yeah.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41- One problem, though. - OK.- It's a bit plain.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43OK.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45She wants some more crystals put on to the dress.

0:40:45 > 0:40:50Will that be extra cost? Because I've got no budget left at all, that's the thing.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53She said she doesn't care how much it costs, you have to do it.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56If that's what she really wants, there's nothing I can do.

0:40:56 > 0:41:00If that's what has to happen, that's what has to happen, so...

0:41:00 > 0:41:04All right. All right, then, thanks. Call you in a little bit.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07All right. Bye.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10It just feels like I've stressed for three weeks,

0:41:10 > 0:41:15especially with the dress, I've really tried and it just seems like it's being thrown back in my face.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18- I feel like- BLEEP - to be quite honest with you.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I was talking to Jenna about Mummy's dress.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23- Mummy doesn't like her dress.- Why?

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I don't know, because she's a fussy cow.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30I did the best I could, and it wasn't good enough.

0:41:30 > 0:41:34She's probably not going to like the shoes, probably not going to like the tiara

0:41:34 > 0:41:37and she's probably not going to like the whole wedding,

0:41:37 > 0:41:40so, Mummy and Daddy might not be getting married.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Wayne's tried his hardest but Leanne doesn't spare him a thought

0:41:43 > 0:41:47as she cracks out the credit card and pimps up her dress.

0:41:47 > 0:41:53I'm happy. Once it's customised into a Leanne Fernley dress,

0:41:53 > 0:41:55or Leanne Williams nearly, I'll be happy.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59Just loads more sparkle. He's done really well with the shape.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02I love the shape, so perfect there, but too safe.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04- I'm proud of you, Wayne.- Yeah.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Yeah, you've done my friend proud.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12This is, like, impossible.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17It's the night before the wedding and there is one last surprise Wayne wants to give his bride.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20A pendant with a photograph of Leanne's nan inside.

0:42:20 > 0:42:26On our wedding day, it will be, or would have been, her nan's 60th.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Her nan was kind of like her second mum.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30They were just really, really close.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32She'll be wearing this locket on the day

0:42:32 > 0:42:36and effectively, her nan will be walking down the aisle with her.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38There you go, that's done.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40I'm pleased with that.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42I hope Leanne is.

0:42:42 > 0:42:46For Wayne, it's been a tough but empowering three weeks.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49I've found it hard to break away from what I used to do

0:42:49 > 0:42:52because I normally let other people make decisions.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54I'd just do what other people want to do.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Finding my own voice was quite liberating.

0:42:56 > 0:43:03I mean, before I'd just go along with what she wants and now I've been liberated, so to speak.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05I know that when she comes back into my life

0:43:05 > 0:43:10and we are living together again, I'm going to want to do things my way.

0:43:18 > 0:43:24After three weeks of separation, the big day has finally arrived.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27It's 10am, just four hours before the ceremony

0:43:27 > 0:43:30and Leanne is still without some key items.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Wayne? Have you not got my text messages?

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Leanne's got no dress, no tiara.

0:43:36 > 0:43:40We can't finish her hair until she's got her tiara.

0:43:40 > 0:43:45Pretty nervous now. All of a sudden, it's kicking in.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47It's a rush now, isn't it?

0:43:47 > 0:43:51Why does she need her dress so soon? She doesn't need them till one.

0:43:51 > 0:43:55It's three hours. It doesn't take three hours to get into a dress.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02Wedding dress and bridesmaid dresses.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05Leanne's dress is now blinged up to her high standards.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08Now the crystals are on there

0:44:08 > 0:44:11she's probably got the dress that she wants now, I would say.

0:44:11 > 0:44:17The bridesmaids, too, have their dresses, but they are not exactly happy.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20Doesn't look as though they fit properly.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23You can tell this is not me for like a size eight.

0:44:23 > 0:44:29- That neck is so wide. Why would you have a neck that wide? - It looks puckered.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30They don't fit properly.

0:44:30 > 0:44:38Michelle's doesn't even look pressed and Jenna's won't even stay up. It's awful.

0:44:38 > 0:44:44They are ill-fitting, bright orange, and Leanne is about to see them for the first time.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Ah, look at you.

0:44:49 > 0:44:55Oh, you look so cute. I would never have picked that colour myself,

0:44:55 > 0:45:00it would have been a different colour if it was me, but I do like it.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02But I am not happy with the fit.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05You should have been for second and third fittings.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07That's not good, I don't care.

0:45:07 > 0:45:14Luckily for the girls, Leanne's dad Nick has a solution - his mum.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17There's a young lady here needs assistance very soon.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22It's all last-minute chaos.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25She's shaking.

0:45:26 > 0:45:31She may be shaking, but super-nan Pearl isn't stirred and saves the day.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Is that better. - Yeah, that feels a lot better.- Yeah.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- That does feel a lot better. - You are beautiful.- Thank you.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41You are welcome, my sweet, you really are.

0:45:42 > 0:45:49Meanwhile, the boys are helping each other get dressed and Nigel is on top of all the little details.

0:45:49 > 0:45:54- Got the tissues for the tears, mate.- Did you bring tissues? - Of course I did.

0:45:54 > 0:45:58I think I look all right. I'm getting a bit stressed now because I'm running out of time.

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Haven't done my hair yet, got loads to remember and I'm a bit rushed

0:46:02 > 0:46:04and I don't like being rushed. I hate it.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09You look handsome, scrub up well.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11Drive careful.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15It's an hour and half to the ceremony

0:46:15 > 0:46:20and Leanne's wish for big hair has definitely been granted.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22It's a bit big.

0:46:22 > 0:46:23A bit too big, yeah.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25The sides, I need it...

0:46:26 > 0:46:28You look like Sandy from Grease.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38I want it more modern, it felt a bit too old-fashioned.

0:46:38 > 0:46:44I want my hair quite volumed... The thing is, I don't know. I don't know what I want.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46She doesn't know whether she's coming or going.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49She just wants everything to be perfect.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52I don't think she knows what she wants or what perfect is.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54The cars arrive.

0:46:54 > 0:46:59Leanne wanted a horse and carriage for her fairy-tale wedding, but will these suffice?

0:46:59 > 0:47:02A Bentley. Ohh. A Bentley, I didn't realise.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Oh, well done, Wayne.

0:47:04 > 0:47:08But with ten people to transport to the venue, Leanne's quick to spot a problem.

0:47:08 > 0:47:12- There's only two.- The Mercedes is going to take the bridesmaids first

0:47:12 > 0:47:17then come back for Mum and we'll go with the Bentley after. You've got lots of time yet.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29Princess Leanne is finally ready to face her public.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33Look at Mummy. Oh, doesn't Mummy look beautiful?

0:47:33 > 0:47:37- Yeah, nice. - Oh, you look beautiful, Leanne.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40- Thank you.- Definitely proud to walk her down the aisle, yeah.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42There's just one final touch from Wayne,

0:47:42 > 0:47:45the pendant and a little note to his bride to be.

0:47:45 > 0:47:50"Today on our wedding day we are sadly reminded

0:47:50 > 0:47:56"of those who could not be here to celebrate with us.

0:47:56 > 0:47:57"Among those is a woman who..."

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Oh, get someone else to read it, not Mum.

0:48:00 > 0:48:05'She would have loved to be here for you today and she will be watching over you.'

0:48:07 > 0:48:08It's Nan.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19I need a cigarette, I'm not joking.

0:48:19 > 0:48:24Shut up, stop crying. Stop being a berk.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25It's such a nice thought.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30I really didn't think Wayne would even think about anything like that.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32He has really, really surprised me, honestly,

0:48:32 > 0:48:34I can't emphasis that enough.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37Honestly. I'm shocked.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44At the venue, the guests have arrived.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47There's just the small matter of the bridal party.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Nearly, we're nearly there.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53It's ten past two and the ceremony should have started ten minutes ago.

0:48:53 > 0:48:54I've got no bride.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Don't stress, a few more minutes.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00Nigel may not be worried, but Wayne has done his sums.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03- The car has to make two journeys yet.- Two journeys?

0:49:03 > 0:49:06Yeah, one of the car's got to make two journeys, so...

0:49:06 > 0:49:09And if the first journey hasn't even been made...

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Hello.- Hello, Wayne.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14The ceremony should have started ten minutes ago.

0:49:14 > 0:49:19Yeah, we know, but there's been second thoughts and all-sorts here.

0:49:19 > 0:49:23That's not even funny, that's not funny at all. You'll be ages.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25I am looking at maybe three o'clock wedding now.

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Three o'clock? You'll be lucky.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Sorry, ladies and gentleman.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Just to keep you informed.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36The bride's running a little bit late, as are her bridesmaids,

0:49:36 > 0:49:39there's been a kerfuffle with hair and make-up.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42I think we are looking at possibly about a 40-minute wait.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Her man isn't at all surprised.

0:49:45 > 0:49:50Yeah, and Leanne always causes a drama wherever she goes, so this is typical Leanne.

0:49:50 > 0:49:57It's gone three o'clock by the time the leading lady is ready to make her entrance.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00I don't want my dress to get wet.

0:50:00 > 0:50:04Wayne has arranged a detour for his football-loathing bride.

0:50:07 > 0:50:13Do not do this! I'm getting out. I'm going.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16No, I'm not having it. I'm sorry, I'll go.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18You'd better be joking.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22I never went through this stress for three weeks to get married here. I'm getting out.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25As Leanne's mood darkens, the car spins away from the ground.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28It's not there.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31You'd better be lying! You're horrible.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33I was about to get out!

0:50:33 > 0:50:35That's horrible!

0:50:37 > 0:50:40But what will she think of the real venue?

0:50:40 > 0:50:42Oh, it is nice.

0:50:42 > 0:50:47It's kind of a big grand building, so he got that right, flipping hell.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49He's doing well.

0:50:59 > 0:51:03# Today this could be

0:51:03 > 0:51:07# The greatest day of our lives

0:51:07 > 0:51:11# Before it all ends

0:51:11 > 0:51:16# Before we run out of time

0:51:16 > 0:51:20# Stay close to me

0:51:20 > 0:51:22# Stay close to me... #

0:51:24 > 0:51:29I love you so much. Well done, babe.

0:51:29 > 0:51:34Of course, today's ceremony is really a public declaration of the commitment

0:51:34 > 0:51:37that Wayne and Leanne have already made to one another

0:51:37 > 0:51:40but I'm pleased to know that they have chosen

0:51:40 > 0:51:44to mark the exchange of vows and promises in a very traditional way.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47I understand Nigel had the responsibility of looking after the rings

0:51:47 > 0:51:51- and I'll ask Nigel, have you got the rings?- Oh, definitely, yeah.

0:51:51 > 0:51:55Excellent, we'll have them now. Once again, Wayne, if you would now repeat after me.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Leanne, I give you this ring...

0:51:57 > 0:52:02- Leanne, I give you this ring... - ..with a faithful commitment... - ..with a faithful commitment...

0:52:02 > 0:52:04..to deepen and strengthen my love for you.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06..to deepen and strengthen my love for you.

0:52:06 > 0:52:10- To support and comfort you. - To support and comfort you.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13- And to cherish your joys. - And to cherish your joys.

0:52:13 > 0:52:17- For as long as we both shall live. - For as long as we both shall live.

0:52:17 > 0:52:22It is my honour and pleasure to be able to say you are now husband and wife.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24And of course, you may kiss the bride.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34Wayne's efforts seemed to have worked their magic

0:52:34 > 0:52:37and Princess Leanne has got her fairy tale.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39And Wayne's surprises just keep coming.

0:52:39 > 0:52:43Oh, you've got my doves. Are you lying?

0:52:43 > 0:52:46Go on, babies.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50He's done really, really well.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52I'm kind of happy that he's done well,

0:52:52 > 0:52:55but a part of me is, "Damn it, we'll never hear the end of it."

0:52:55 > 0:52:58He has surprised me. Everything is perfect, so...

0:52:58 > 0:53:01And you know how fussy I am, I'm a spoilt little brat.

0:53:01 > 0:53:05He's done it well, take my hat off to him, that's all I can say.

0:53:05 > 0:53:08I am very proud of Wayne. He's done fantastic.

0:53:08 > 0:53:11He has done really well. I am really proud of him.

0:53:11 > 0:53:16Right move, get inside now, come on.

0:53:16 > 0:53:17Move it, move it, come on.

0:53:17 > 0:53:21All I want to say is thanks for everyone for coming.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23And Wayne, I could not have done it better.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27You have done... CHEERING

0:53:27 > 0:53:31To be here today and for her to love everything is just crazy, I didn't think she would.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33But she seems happy so.

0:53:33 > 0:53:37She's also a little drunk, but happy she definitely is.

0:53:37 > 0:53:41Well, she can't keep her hands off him for one, so he must have done a good job.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44Wayne is the most sexiest man in the world.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46It's true, I can't help it.

0:53:46 > 0:53:51I feel shaky when I look at him and I cannot help it.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54It's an absolute brilliant job. I always said he could do it.

0:53:54 > 0:53:56He just needed a bit of confidence.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58And look at it, everyone's having a good time.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Later I hope he sits down and takes a moment and thinks,

0:54:01 > 0:54:03"Actually, mate, I didn't do a bad job."

0:54:03 > 0:54:08Pats himself on the back and says, "Yeah, I can do it, I don't need anyone to hold my hand any more."

0:54:08 > 0:54:12I love you so much, you are amazing, you are my soul mate

0:54:12 > 0:54:15and I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:54:15 > 0:54:23I love you with all my heart, I love you with all that I am, and thank you for being my wife.

0:54:23 > 0:54:26Leanne, too, can't help showing her feelings.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29No joking don't, don't.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35You're kissing it cos it's got chocolate on it.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41It's time for Wayne to face the music,

0:54:41 > 0:54:47as he gets ready to deliver his biggest surprise of the day.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57# It's undeniable

0:54:57 > 0:55:00# That we should be together

0:55:02 > 0:55:08# It's unbelievable how I used to say that I'd never find you

0:55:08 > 0:55:12# One, you're like a dream come true

0:55:12 > 0:55:15# Two, just wanna be with you

0:55:15 > 0:55:19# Three, girl, it's plain to see

0:55:19 > 0:55:23# That you're the only one for me

0:55:23 > 0:55:26# Four, repeat steps one through three

0:55:26 > 0:55:30# Five, make you fall in love with me

0:55:30 > 0:55:36# If ever I believe my work is done

0:55:36 > 0:55:38# Then I start back at one. #

0:55:38 > 0:55:42- You are buying me birthday and Christmas presents. - Why?- For a surprise.

0:55:42 > 0:55:47You have done this and it's absolutely amazing, and more than I could have ever even imagined.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50I can't even believe it, I'm so shocked, I can't get over it.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53You're buying me Christmas and birthday presents.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56The last three weeks, I've experienced life with beer and football

0:55:56 > 0:55:59and they are not being cut out of my life any more.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02I'll give you beer and football, I'll knock you out.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06# You threw out the life line

0:56:06 > 0:56:10# Just in the nick of time. #

0:56:10 > 0:56:17You're still under the thumb, back under the thumb, get used to it, I'm Mrs Williams.

0:56:17 > 0:56:20# Three, girl it's plain to see

0:56:20 > 0:56:24# That you're the only one for me

0:56:24 > 0:56:27# Four, repeat steps one through three

0:56:27 > 0:56:31# Five, make you fall in love with me

0:56:31 > 0:56:36# If ever I believe my work is done

0:56:36 > 0:56:40# Then I start back at one. #