Stuart and Vicki

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Stuart and Vicki are madly in love.

0:00:04 > 0:00:08We've been completely inseparable, haven't gone a day without talking.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12They're desperate to get hitched, but can't find the funds.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14I think it's got a few pennies in it.

0:00:14 > 0:00:19We so desperately want to get married, but because of money, it's just near impossible.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23So we're giving them £12,000 towards their big day.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Cheers, mate.- Cheers. - But there's a catch.

0:00:25 > 0:00:31They have both agreed in the presence of a lawyer that Stuart will organise the wedding alone.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33I can't believe they've sent two left shoes.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37They'll have absolutely no contact, and the bride won't know a single

0:00:37 > 0:00:40thing about her wedding until the big day in three weeks' time.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45- Let's just go to the pub. - Three weeks apart will push their relationship to the limit.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49You're meant to be really happy before you get married. I'm not.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Will music lover Stuart remember it's a wedding he's planning,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- not a concert? - The gig's tomorrow, mate.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Will his ego get in the way?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02If I pulled this off, I don't think I could ever do anything wrong.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Come on, quick!

0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Or will wedding planning prove tougher than he thought? - I have absolutely no idea!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Can this man give this woman a day she'll never forget?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- I'm gonna have a- BLEEP- breakdown, me.

0:01:28 > 0:01:34Vicki and Stuart live with Stuart's dad in Leeds, but today Vicki's moving out.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's bizarre. I don't feel like we're getting married,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I feel like we're going through a break-up, packing up all my stuff.

0:01:41 > 0:01:46The couple met 18 months ago, when they were both working at the same call centre.

0:01:46 > 0:01:52It wasn't long before Cupid gave Stuart a nudge in the right direction.

0:01:52 > 0:01:58It took a bit off fuel from a couple of bevvies, but he finally plucked up the courage to ask me out

0:01:58 > 0:02:02and we have just been absolutely inseparable ever since.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Most things happen when I'm drunk.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10After a year or so of dating, Stuart came up with an unusual way

0:02:10 > 0:02:13to pop the question - at a Turin Brakes gig.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15He even roped the band in.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20What I ended up doing was proposing during "our" song,

0:02:20 > 0:02:24which is cheesy, but it works, and got those guys involved,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26just to ask us how it went and everything.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29So, it was different. You can't say

0:02:29 > 0:02:30I don't do things differently.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33She liked it and said, "yes". Well worth it.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38For Vicki, her wedding day can't come soon enough.

0:02:38 > 0:02:44It's something that I've been planning since I was probably 16 years-old.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49She likes things her own way, so handing over her big day to Stuart won't be easy.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Make sure you don't make too much mess.- Yes.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56I love controlling things, because I have a tendency

0:02:56 > 0:02:58to think that I can do stuff better than others.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Have you got everything?- You stand there and I'll pass stuff over.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Will Stuart ever be able to meet her high standards?

0:03:05 > 0:03:10The wedding, to Vicki, is massively important. This is massive for her.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13If there's ever, in terms of cliches, somebody that sums up

0:03:13 > 0:03:16"the biggest day of your life", that's Vicki, through and through.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18If he doesn't get it right...

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I don't...

0:03:24 > 0:03:27To be honest, I don't think he is going to get it right.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I don't think he can get it how I want it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Don't touch that, don't touch that! Oh!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40For the next three weeks, Vicki will be staying at her parents' house.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Is that it?- Yeah. That's it, clothes-wise.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's time for the couple to say their goodbyes.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51The next time they see each other will be at the altar.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# Cos you give me

0:03:54 > 0:03:58# Something that makes me scared, all right... #

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'll miss you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'll miss you, too.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I won't cock this up.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Mwah. See you soon, yeah.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10- Love you.- Love you. See you later.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Bye, babe.- Bye.- Have fun.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15I'll try.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18She doesn't really mean that, Stuart.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24Still, no sooner has she left than salvation arrives in the form of best man, Luke.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Flash, ah-ah

0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Saviour of the universe... #

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- You all right, old bean?- Easy, mate.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Easy, man, how you going? - All right?- Yeah. She's gone.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39These two boys have a special bond.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Luke's gonna be awesome with the arrangements.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43His enthusiasm knows no bounds.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I'm just gonna nip to the loo, actually.- All right, mate.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Hope he washed his hands.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Now, down to some serious decision-making.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Right, are you thinking serious brown accountancy-style pad

0:04:56 > 0:04:59or fun colourful octopus, for ideas?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Fun, colourful octopus for ideas, definitely.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07My concerns about those two as a pair is that it's kind of the blind leading the blind, really.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Five most important things, maybe.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Let's go to the pub. - Go to the pub, yeah?

0:05:19 > 0:05:24All I wanna know, really, is what don't I want? I know stuff...

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- What don't you want? - I don't want a church, Vicki's not gonna want a church.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I don't know that the venue's the most important thing.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33As long as the dress is right, it'll be all right.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35All right, we'll do it. Race ya, race ya.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39But it's not just the dress that matters to Vicki.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43She spent years dreaming up a vision for her big day.

0:05:43 > 0:05:50I would say my taste is very girly and traditional and floaty and lacy,

0:05:50 > 0:05:55lots of fairy lights and materials and almost Grecian

0:05:55 > 0:05:59in style. That's what I'd like, ideally, for a wedding.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01A Grecian wedding in Leeds.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05At wedding HQ, the boys are finally knuckling down.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07'I think you've got the wrong number.'

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- OK, sorry. You- BLEEP.- How have you taken down the wrong number?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's not a good start.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16'Thank you for calling. Unfortunately, there is no-one

0:06:16 > 0:06:18'to take your call at the moment.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23'Office hours are Monday to Friday, 9am to 1pm.'

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Let's not bust our brains about this. Let's do what Sundays were built for. Nothing.

0:06:27 > 0:06:33Those two can quite easily sit and spend days doing absolutely nothing,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35and not even realise where the time's gone.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38That looks well hard.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Vicki's not so happy doing nothing.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50She's trying to pass the time with chief bridesmaid, Yetmin.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54We have been talking about weddings since

0:06:54 > 0:06:56we were probably 15, 16 years old.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00The one thing I wish more than anything is your dress is perfect.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03And my hair and make-up, because there's no point having an

0:07:03 > 0:07:08absolutely drop-dead gorgeous dress if my hair is covered

0:07:08 > 0:07:09in ten tons of lacquer.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13And the bridesmaids' dresses. They are my main things.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15It will be perfect, I'm sure.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17That is a lot to get perfect.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, a venue would be a good start.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Still, at least the boys are finally on their way to see one.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33- It looks well nice round here, doesn't it?- Vicki has grand designs for her wedding.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36She's taking another of her bridesmaids,

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Elaine, to check out the only place she wants to tie the knot...

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh, it's so nice, isn't it?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45..Ripley Castle.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Nestled in the North Yorkshire countryside,

0:07:48 > 0:07:53this is exactly what our Queen Victoria wants for her big day.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, it's completely unspoilt, isn't it?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58It's just beautiful. Absolutely amazing.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01The boys have something rather different in mind.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03They've arrived at their first venue.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05The Red Lion Hotel, old bean.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Nice one, man.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13- Hi, Stuart.- Hi, nice to meet you. - You all right?- I'm Vicki.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Only joking, I'm the best man.- Shall we go and have a look at the room?

0:08:17 > 0:08:22The happy couple are shown the simple rustic charms of the Red Lion.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, wow, look at the chandelier.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, so this is the room where you'd have your meal.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh, it's really nice, isn't it?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Pretty, this.- This would be way your actual ceremony is held.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44This is what we are looking for. This kind of thing.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I want my wedding to be better than any wedding I've been to,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49or any that I'm ever going to go to.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'd want cut glass champagne glasses, fancy knives and forks.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55The point of your wedding day is that everything is just

0:08:55 > 0:08:58a bit more special than what you would normally have.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01At the moment, thumbs up for this place, man.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I've struggled to find any negatives about it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'd get married here, which is a start.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07It's second guessing whether Vicki would.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Now, what would Vicki want?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11A castle or a pub?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Castle? Pub? Hmm...

0:09:14 > 0:09:18It really does tick all the boxes, doesn't it? Which is why

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I would love to get married in a place like Ripley Castle.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28For Stuart, it's the Red Lion that ticks all the boxes,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31but even he knows he needs to look at something more traditional.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34To the venuemobile!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Come on, quick. We've got venues to look at!

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Newburgh Priory, founded in 1145 and set in 6,000 acres, including

0:09:50 > 0:09:54exquisite ornamental gardens, and completely wasted on these boys.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Nice big hedge boobies on the side...

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Ooh-ooh!- Ooh-ooh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04It's nice, isn't it? You can't really say fairer than this?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- You must be Stuart, I'm Sarah Robson.- Nice one.- I'm Luke.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Look at this.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13This is the ceremony room.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14I feel like I need a sword.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16This looks more like it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Vicki would definitely give this place her seal of approval.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23If I'm going with gut instinct, the minute...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Outside here, I was like, "Be nice."

0:10:25 > 0:10:28When I got in there, I was like, "Medieval, smells like a cathedral.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- "A bit dingy." - Would she prefer something that's

0:10:33 > 0:10:36more grand like this, or would she prefer something that's more

0:10:36 > 0:10:39homely, country, cottagey?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43My head's a bit of a muddle at the moment, because I can see how Vicki might look at this and

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I can see how I could be so off the mark, but I just don't like the way it looks.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Did you not think it was all a bit...Gothic?

0:10:50 > 0:10:56At the Red Lion, the food is there and made and done for us and that's two jobs, two birds, one johnny.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59That's the last thing I expected you to say!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I've talked myself out of this and I think I needed to do that.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Good chatting. Good chatting, chief. - Sweet.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Stuart couldn't be more off the mark.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11He's turning his back on the Priory...

0:11:14 > 0:11:16..and booking the pub.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Time for a sit-down with the manager.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Music-lover Stuart has his own ideas for entertainment.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Have you thought about music in the evening?- Yeah.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Whatever it's going to be, we're obviously gonna organise it.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34And that is a total of...

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- £4,557.20.- It is.- Bargain.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41So, Queen Vic is getting hitched at the Red Lion.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44# Daddy told me look into the future

0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Sit at your computer Be a good girl... #

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Four days in and all Stuart's sorted is the venue.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54For financial adviser Vicki, the devil is in the detail.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'm worried about what the ceremony's gonna be like,

0:11:59 > 0:12:04I'm worried about who's gonna be there, I am worried what he's gonna do with my hair.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08I'm worried about the bouquets, about what the bridesmaids are gonna be in.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm literally worried about absolutely everything.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15# Cos frankly, I don't even care... #

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Stuart's not worried about any of those.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21He's obsessed with something closer to his heart...

0:12:23 > 0:12:24..the entertainment.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Easy, mate.- Easy, mate.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30We need to start coming up with some ideas of what we want to do,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33because that's gone onto the back-burner, hasn't it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34- Yeah.- Any ideas?- Erm...

0:12:36 > 0:12:42Luke remembers Stuart's proposal to Vicki and their love of live music.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- He has a brainwave. - Huh, this is an idea.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48You could say, "All right, ladies and gentlemen, Turin Brakes"

0:12:48 > 0:12:51and then they come out and they play your song

0:12:51 > 0:12:53and you have your first dance to that. Amazing!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56That is an ace idea, but hinges on a lot.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01That hinges on a professional band coming to a wedding somewhere near Skipton.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05She'd have no idea. It'd be a massive surprise. Really romantic.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Let's MySpace 'em. - Thoughts become things.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09It's worked for us so far.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- I mean, look at the venue we've got. - Yep.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Maybe these lads can make their dream become reality.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18What have you got to lose, to ring them now?

0:13:18 > 0:13:24- And it's got two 69s in the phone number, if that's not fate, I don't know what is.- You call them.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Go on, you make it happen.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31Stuart's certainly mastering the art of delegation.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Hello, I was just looking at seeing if I could speak to someone about

0:13:35 > 0:13:39possibly booking Turin Brakes for a concert, please.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43I mean, I don't know if that's something that's within the realms of possibility.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46'Not out of the realms of possibility. It's up to their

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- 'discretion and their timetable.' - Yeah. That's awesome. - 'Thank you very much.'

0:13:50 > 0:13:53All right, thanks very much for your time, take care.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Oh, good. OK.- I hope to God that works out, cos that'll be awesome. won't it?

0:13:57 > 0:14:03That would be pretty good. I hate it when people say, "That's not beyond the realms of possibility,"

0:14:03 > 0:14:06because it gives you a glimmer of hope, and if you...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I've now been set up to be disappointed!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Not necessarily. Thoughts become things,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- what've I been telling you?- God!

0:14:12 > 0:14:17- Mate, I think I'd die if we get Turin Brakes, it's proper silenced me off.- I can see it in me head.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I can see that they're gonna ring us back and I can see that they're gonna help you out.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26The other thing is, as well, I'd love to sing with Turin Brakes, can you imagine that?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28This could make your wedding ridiculously unbelievable.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31If I pulled this off, I don't think I could ever do anything wrong.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, dear.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Vicki can't plan her wedding, but it won't stop her holding court with her bridesmaids.

0:14:41 > 0:14:46The bridesmaids dresses is so important, because the bridesmaids are gonna be in all the photos.

0:14:46 > 0:14:52- They're gonna be salmon colour. - I hope that there is absolutely no pastel shades,

0:14:52 > 0:14:58I do not want to see baby blue, lilac, pink, mint green or peach. Anywhere.

0:14:58 > 0:15:04- What colour scheme are you wishing for?- Just very natural shades.

0:15:04 > 0:15:10Nothing too bright, because I think that tends to be a little bit too much.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13It'll either all be brilliant or it'll all be wrong.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15THEY LAUGH

0:15:15 > 0:15:20But either way, Stu will never admit to it all being wrong, so it's fine.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Speaking of wrong, today Stuart's shopping for bridesmaids dresses,

0:15:26 > 0:15:30and feeling confident, he's decided he's better off choosing without the girls.

0:15:30 > 0:15:36I'm the boss, they're gonna wear what they get given, and I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39I'm not gonna worry about it too much. I don't think...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm going to pick anything hideous, I don't think I'm that bad.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Oh, my God.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49He's not making it easy for himself.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52He hasn't chosen a colour scheme,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55and one of his absent bridesmaids is pregnant.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'm looking for three bridesmaids, right?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Two are gonna be OK to pick for,

0:16:00 > 0:16:04the other one I've got is five or six months pregnant.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08You need something that's quite loose, for a pregnant lady.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Stuart's picked up most of the shop...

0:16:22 > 0:16:26but three hours later, he's narrowed his choices down to one.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Time to bring the girls in.- Hi.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Hello, you lovely, gorgeous, wonderful people.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Whether it matches their taste, I don't know,

0:16:34 > 0:16:36whether they like it, I don't know.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Do they have to lump it? Yeah, they're gonna wear it.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Can I get this out of the way and let them see the dresses.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Stuart's confident he's got it right.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- OK. - You've got to try them on, first.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- That's what I'm saying. - None of us know what to say.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03You had to go for the style in order to fit you and that was the best style that was gonna fit you...

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I like the style. - The style's fine. The style's good.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10But the only thing in that kind of style, you can go and look yourself, is that colour.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Well, let's try them on, then. - Yeah, let's do it.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17They're gonna look like three prawns when they come out of there.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20They're gonna look like they've fallen out of a prawn sandwich.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Oh, yes.- Oh, no.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- It's the prawn sandwich brigade. - I'm gonna kill you.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I think you look all right. I wouldn't have picked pink for bridesmaids but...

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- It does suit us all.- It does.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Do you know what? I think it's just shock.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41It seems less pink now than it did when you first put it on.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- It does, yeah.- You seem to have... - Blended in to it.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Maybe it's getting redder because you're wearing it.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I've changed my mind about the colour, I like it now.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Good luck. Well done, as well. Don't worry, don't worry.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'm not worried.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58You are! I know that look.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- No, I...- Pretend, pretend. - Pretend what?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'm really scared, because I know she's not gonna like it.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06She would never pick that colour in a million years.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Stuart wasn't expecting their lack of enthusiasm,

0:18:10 > 0:18:14and his confidence has taken a bit of a battering, poor love.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I think I've probably spent too much on them now.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21I can safely say that their reaction will probably mean that I don't spend any more on them either,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25so they're gonna sort their accessories, hair and make-up out themselves.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28So, you know, they make a rod for their own backs in that respect.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33Crikey. On the bright side, that's another box ticked.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Time to get back to the main event, booking the band.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Oh, what's this?

0:18:39 > 0:18:40"Turin Brakes and the wedding!"

0:18:40 > 0:18:43"Hi, Stuart. I've not heard anything back as yet.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46"However, I was wondering if you'd be offering a fee."

0:18:46 > 0:18:49At least she's come back to us. She definitely needs calling.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Buoyed by the possibility of a major international act playing at his wedding,

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Stuart knuckles down to some of the more mundane matters.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03He splashes out the best part of £1,700 on rings...

0:19:03 > 0:19:05This is my lucky day.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'm getting worried about us two,

0:19:07 > 0:19:08all this time spent together.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11£200 on transport.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14And sends out the invitations.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17His bridesmaids' prawn-coloured frocks now dictate the colour scheme.

0:19:17 > 0:19:22I want flowers that aren't pink at all, but might somehow go with pink.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24But he's warming to it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25I might go for pink, take a hit for the girls,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27take a hit for the bridesmaids,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I think I've been a bit harsh with them.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34A week-and-a-half has passed and they can't put it off any longer.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39It's time for the boys to tackle what should have been their main priority -

0:19:39 > 0:19:43finding a gown fit for Queen Victoria to wear to the pub.

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- Tell me where you're getting married.- We're getting married in the Red Lion in Burnsall.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Yes, I know it well.- It's awesome.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Lovely, very nice. So praying for lovely weather. Is it next summer?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56No, it's next week.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, right, OK. Fine.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Really?- Next Thursday to be precise. - Next Thursday?- Yeah.- Oh, wow.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08Of course, Vicki's got no say in her wedding dress, but a girl can dream.

0:20:08 > 0:20:16My ideal is something, you know, really airy, how I was talking about having something really floaty.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19That reminds me of my Nan's old nightie.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22No offence. My Nan had great taste, it's all right.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24And pretty and lacy.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Obviously, lace is what's in fashion at the moment.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I don't think Vicki would be too keen on

0:20:28 > 0:20:31all this netting and stuff.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Nothing too backless either.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You don't need your back out.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36It's got a nice low back.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Man, I love that. What do you think Luke's taste is in wedding dresses?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45I like this.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50Let's have this first dance, shall we? See how it goes. I'm liking it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Don't stand on my dress!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I don't want to look at any more.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Better had. Better had.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Hello, Vivien?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Are you Victoria?- I am, yes.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Unable to contain herself, Vicki's come to look for her dream dress.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15- This shop is absolutely amazing. - What sort of ideas have you?

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- I want something fairly fitted, sort of angel-like.- Yeah, floaty fabrics.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yes, floaty fabrics.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24The boys' search continues.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Hiya.- Hiya, gentlemen. Just have a look through, guys.- Nice one.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32This bride knows exactly what she's looking for.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh, my gosh. This one.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Do you like that one?- I love it.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- That is gorgeous.- I love it.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41The back of that's fantastic.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, wow, look at that dress.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Look at how it just floats along.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47That's really simple as well.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Oh, my God!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Vicki's found the one, but the boys can't decide.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53OK, mate, next one.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58Is that one potentially nicer than the one we just looked at?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Definitely considerations.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09I like that style of dress, but maybe with a little bit of a bigger back, like that.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Can we keep them both in the maybe pile?- Course you can, not a problem at all.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Come on, Vicki, let's have a look at you.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, I think it looks gorgeous.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's absolutely amazing.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23It's beautiful.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27I feel like... Like a Greek goddess or something.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Yeah, put the veil in. - This is the dress that I want.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Definitely, I love it. - It's the one, isn't it?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35It's the one.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37With all my hair and make-up done,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40I just think it is absolutely stunning.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42The veil looks gorgeous.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I feel a million dollars.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49- How much is it?- It's about 1,900.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Yeah, just under.

0:22:50 > 0:22:541,900, so what's that out of the budget?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57It's about, well...

0:22:58 > 0:23:0015%, isn't it?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Nearer 16%,

0:23:02 > 0:23:04but we'll let you off, clever-clogs.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I'm gutted, I wish that I could walk away with this dress today.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I wish that I could choose my own.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Don't want to take it off.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Bye, dress!- Aww!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20The boys have enlisted some help.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21This should make things easier.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27# I just don't know what to do with myself. #

0:23:27 > 0:23:28What do you reckon?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32# I don't know what to do with myself. #

0:23:32 > 0:23:35I have absolutely no idea.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40# Planning everything for two

0:23:40 > 0:23:44# Doing everything with you. #

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Erm...

0:23:45 > 0:23:48# And now that we're through

0:23:48 > 0:23:51# I just don't know what to do

0:23:51 > 0:23:54# Like a summer rose... #

0:23:54 > 0:23:58And now for a game of spot the difference.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00# Needs the sun and rain

0:24:02 > 0:24:08# I need your sweet love to beat love away. #

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Erm...

0:24:13 > 0:24:17It's that one out of the two. That's the dress I want to see me bird in.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Bingo!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23But this gown isn't Grecian, it's not floaty,

0:24:23 > 0:24:27in fact, it's not remotely like Vicki's angel dress.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I ain't gonna mess about any more, for once.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I'm just gonna say, "We're gonna get that dress."

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I think it's gonna look brilliant on her.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36We're not gonna go for a veil. We'll get a little tiara thing.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I would hate a tiara.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I would absolutely hate having a tiara.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43"Oh, I'm getting married, I'm gonna wear a tiara."

0:24:43 > 0:24:44How unoriginal.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49The tiara and dress are bound to make a dent in Stuart's budget.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51I don't even know how much that dress is.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- This dress is 650.- Is it?!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yes. Very, very good value.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58I thought it was the one that was about a grand.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01No, no, no. 650.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02- Oh, mate.- Buzzing, yes!

0:25:02 > 0:25:06That's just a third of the cost of Vicki's dream dress.

0:25:06 > 0:25:12Feeling flush, the lads are ready to call their musical heroes with a generous offer.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I don't know whether £1,000 is short

0:25:15 > 0:25:16or whether it's over the odds.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19I don't even know where to start.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I've never booked a professional act before.

0:25:22 > 0:25:27So anything you can do, love, there'll be a bottle of wine in the post for you, I promise.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Can't do much more than that, can you?- No.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Vicki's not seen her man for two weeks, but he hasn't forgotten her.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38- It's time for her surprise hen party.- Oh, my life.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, my life!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh, my God, oh, my God! Come in.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- You need jeans and trainers and scruffy clothes.- And a towel.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- And a change of clothes for later. - Scruffy clothes?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Stuart's back in charge of the girls.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54This time, from a safe distance.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Hello.- Hello.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Oh, no, I'm gonna get to hear him.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Fingers in your ears.- Oh, Vicki. - Stupid.- Can you hear us?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm not gonna tell you what you're doing, you find that out when you get there.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- I'll send you a text message with a postcode on it.- What?

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Some of you are gonna love today, some are gonna hate it, it will be interesting to see who's what.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16Send me the postcode and I'm sure I'll kill you when I see you.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Nice one, mate.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Oh, my God.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's A Knockout.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Looks like Queen Vic will be getting her castle after all.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35Her Prince Charming's paid for them to play It's A Knockout with other groups of hens and stags.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- We're gonna- BLEEP- kick- BLEEP.

0:26:38 > 0:26:43It's not everyone's idea of a dream hen party, but it appeals to Vicki's leadership skills.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47We're gonna head down the middle to avoid as much water as possible,

0:26:47 > 0:26:52take it really slowly and be especially careful going over that final bit,

0:26:52 > 0:26:54cos it's on a bit of a slump.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04She's certainly taking things pretty seriously.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06If only her team were as poised.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Looks like she's won the wet T-shirt competition,

0:27:22 > 0:27:26but has her team triumphed?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29The final scores... Have you all enjoyed yourselves today?

0:27:29 > 0:27:34There can be only one winner, so to come forward and collect the champagne, could I have...

0:27:34 > 0:27:35this group here!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Ladies and gents... Ladies and...

0:27:45 > 0:27:46Hold on, hold on.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Ladies and gents, I said to collect the champagne.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I would like you now to present it to the winning team.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53The Formidables!

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Hello, all. How's it going?

0:28:04 > 0:28:08At Stuart's house, the stags are ready to party hard.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Stress releasing blow-out. It can all start again tomorrow then.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Hang on, Stuart, that's a field.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31It's all come over a bit Brokeback Mountain.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38# Here we come, here we go

0:28:38 > 0:28:39# We're gonna rock

0:28:39 > 0:28:42# Fill up my cup

0:28:42 > 0:28:43# Mazel tov! #

0:28:46 > 0:28:49# RedOne

0:28:49 > 0:28:50# Konvict... #

0:28:50 > 0:28:54The girls have taken Vicki's hen night on to a mate's flat,

0:28:54 > 0:28:56and they're really getting stuck in.

0:28:56 > 0:28:57# I've had a little bit too much

0:28:57 > 0:28:59# Oh, oh, oh, oh

0:28:59 > 0:29:02# All of the people start to rush

0:29:02 > 0:29:03# Start to rush by. #

0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Slip inside the eye of your mind

0:29:07 > 0:29:10# Don't you know you might find... #

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Who needs Turin Brakes when you've got Luke?

0:29:13 > 0:29:16- You're just not joining in! - OTHERS LAUGH

0:29:16 > 0:29:20'It's a good night. You don't have to spend a lot of money'

0:29:20 > 0:29:23on a good night out. As long as you've got football, beers, mates, it's good.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26This is for my mate Stuart.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Getting married in five days today...

0:29:28 > 0:29:30GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:30 > 0:29:31But it's all a bit of a shock.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36- Cos we all thought you were a gay. - LAUGHTER

0:29:36 > 0:29:38# Boom boom boom Gotta get get

0:29:38 > 0:29:40# Boom boom boom Gotta get get

0:29:40 > 0:29:43# I like that boom boom pow

0:29:43 > 0:29:45# Them chickens jackin' my style. #

0:29:45 > 0:29:46I'll think of some lines.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48LAUGHTER

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I'll think of 'em in a tick.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:51 > 0:29:52And all I can say...

0:29:52 > 0:29:54GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:54 > 0:29:56- ..is that Stu's got a small- BLEEP.

0:29:56 > 0:29:57- Yeah! - LAUGHTER

0:29:57 > 0:29:58Yeah, clever(!)

0:29:58 > 0:30:00The thing is, with what we've got planned,

0:30:00 > 0:30:04we need to hear back from Turin Brakes. That's the main thing.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07If we hear back from Turin Brakes, we've got our wedding.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10GUITAR STRUMMING

0:30:13 > 0:30:17- Hi.- Nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21Bride-to-be Vicki's pretty particular when it comes to her appearance,

0:30:21 > 0:30:25so Stuart and Luke have a meeting to discuss her styling for the wedding.

0:30:25 > 0:30:30The two things that can make or break a wedding are probably the make-up and hair.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33- Has she got a lot of hair? - It's probably about there. - Shoulder length.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Is her hair longer or shorter than mine?

0:30:41 > 0:30:45- Probably goes to about there on her back.- Oh!

0:30:45 > 0:30:47At least Luke's got eyes in his head.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49- I think so. - I've got a bad memory, that's all.

0:30:49 > 0:30:54The amount of make-up I've got on, would you say that's what she would normally wear

0:30:54 > 0:30:56or what you'd want for her on the day?

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Yeah, that's exactly what I like.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Nice to meet you, take care. - Take care. Speak to you soon.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09Being kept in the dark about her wedding is taking its toll on Victoria.

0:31:09 > 0:31:14It's just been absolutely awful.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19You honestly do wonder if it's worth it.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Cos...

0:31:22 > 0:31:25To not talk to him for that long, it's just...

0:31:27 > 0:31:30It's really hard.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34For the girl who's been planning her big day since she was a teenager,

0:31:34 > 0:31:36it's too much to take.

0:31:36 > 0:31:41I'm finding the hardest just not talking to him. It's horrible.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44It is like I miss him all the time.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49And I feel so stupid.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53I can't even get excited,

0:31:53 > 0:31:57really, about the fact that I'm getting married.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59I can't even think about it sometimes.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03And that's like...

0:32:05 > 0:32:08That's really upsetting as well, because...

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Because you're meant to be really happy...

0:32:17 > 0:32:19..just before you get married, and I'm not.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Oh, I'm being so stupid.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Stuart still has boxes to tick.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Right now, he's concentrating on the cake.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39- Hiya.- Hi, there. BELL JANGLES

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- Oh, God. Is it Trevor? - It is. Very pleased to meet you.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44You able to help me with a wedding cake?

0:32:44 > 0:32:48These are just little chocolate gateaux.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Well, cutting the cake is not gonna take long.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54- Things like that.- Brilliant.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Ooh, that's more like it.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59This can be done in chocolate sponge

0:32:59 > 0:33:01with chocolate truffle filling inside

0:33:01 > 0:33:04and then decorated with chocolate roses.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05Got anything a bit bigger?

0:33:05 > 0:33:08These cakes aren't gonna get cut, are they?

0:33:08 > 0:33:11What's the point in ruining something like that? Oh, my God!

0:33:11 > 0:33:15When it comes to cake, size really does matter. Hmm...

0:33:15 > 0:33:20Something like this, it wouldn't be practical for you to pick up.

0:33:20 > 0:33:25It's gonna be finished off with little purple and white orchids...

0:33:25 > 0:33:30- Yeah.- ..dotted all around the levels here.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32But that's not good enough for Stuart.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36He wants to design his own masterpiece.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Thank you, man. Cheers. Thanks. - Lovely. Cheers, mate.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47The wedding is just three days away,

0:33:47 > 0:33:51and the boys still haven't heard from Turin Brakes.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55- Back again.- Everything we've done up to now has sort of come to us.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Everything has found us.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's just this isn't finding us.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03It's just Turin Brakes haven't come back to us. Once they come,

0:34:03 > 0:34:05that's it, we've done it all.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06It's not going to happen.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09They decide to face the music and make the call.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13We've been speaking about Turin Brakes' availability for a wedding this Thursday.

0:34:13 > 0:34:17Their worst fears are confirmed. The band aren't available.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20OK. No worries. Thanks anyway.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21Cheers, then. Bye.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Vicki will be disappointed.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Well, she won't, because she wouldn't have known.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37But she will be disappointed if she finds out that we tried, which she inevitably will do.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39- Erm...- BLEEP.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46He may have rings, flowers, dresses and transport,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49but right now, it looks like music-lover Stuart

0:34:49 > 0:34:53is going to have a wedding with absolutely no entertainment.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57- Everything else compared to that all seems a bit- BLEEP- to me.- I know.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58Do you know what I mean?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11With the wedding in just two days' time,

0:35:11 > 0:35:14the boys put aside their musical worries.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15Look at that guitar!

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Stuart has relented at the last minute, deciding to buy

0:35:19 > 0:35:22the bridesmaids some accessories after all.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25STUART HUMS "The Birdie Song"

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Suddenly, something catches his eye...

0:35:28 > 0:35:30No, it's not exactly the same, is it?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33I've just seen exactly the same dresses

0:35:33 > 0:35:36in a different colour, which is exactly what I was looking for,

0:35:36 > 0:35:38which has pissed me off now.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40So I don't know whether to try and exchange the dresses

0:35:40 > 0:35:44for a different colour, whether that colour is even any better.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48It's a bit late to change the colour scheme from prawn pink to purple.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52- Is that the one? - This offensive little...

0:35:52 > 0:35:55Yeah. Look. Look how much nicer that is than this.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Yeah? And look also at how much nicer this is than that!

0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Purple rain

0:36:01 > 0:36:03# Purple rain... #

0:36:03 > 0:36:05- Give up. - I agree that that's a nicer dress.

0:36:05 > 0:36:10It'd be a nice surprise, wouldn't it? If they don't have to bowl up in those horrible...

0:36:10 > 0:36:15- This!- And then we'd just have to start again and get some purple shoes, instead of pink shoes.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Do you have those dresses? We'd be looking for two 10s and one 12.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21Right. Let me have a look.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23I'll see... I think I've got an 8 on the hanger.

0:36:27 > 0:36:288, 10...

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Oh, dear, the colour is right, but the sizes aren't.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36You could try White Rose. Can you get to there?

0:36:36 > 0:36:40I don't know if I'm going to have time to get to the White Rose today.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Shall we just sack that idea off?

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Instant decision, keep it or sack it off?

0:36:48 > 0:36:50We've got pink flowers, we've got pink neckties now,

0:36:50 > 0:36:55is it worth ringing the flower shop and the necktie shop to change all that when...?

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Have you gone with that colour?

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Well... Yeah, but...

0:36:59 > 0:37:01only on flowers and neckties.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Neckties can be changed at the drop of a hat, and flowers, if possible...

0:37:05 > 0:37:10Do you think that dark red, that we've used to tie the pink together, would go with that purple?

0:37:10 > 0:37:12- I don't think it would. - Oh, do you know what?

0:37:12 > 0:37:16The bridesmaids have seen it anyway. They're prepared, aren't they?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18There's nothing I...

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Let's just concentrate on buying shoes.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23We're opening too many cans of worms and we haven't got time.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25- All right. Thank you anyway. - No worries.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28- Cheers, my darling. - Cheers, thanks, bye.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31The boys have bigger prawns to fry.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Hmm.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37They still urgently need some entertainment.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41Sometimes, the best solutions are right under your nose.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- All right, how's it going?- Quality.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54- Chris, nice to meet you.- Luke.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Stu.- How you doing, Stu? You all right?

0:37:56 > 0:38:00We've got a bit of a pickle on our hands and we're hoping you might be the man to help us out.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- Why, what have you got in mind? - I'm looking for a...

0:38:03 > 0:38:06You know what we don't want is some kind of wedding band.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09This is the kind of shit I'm into, if you know what I mean.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13All this proper...this. A bit raw, a bit real, you know what I mean?

0:38:13 > 0:38:18What we're looking for - we've gone down other avenues that have not necessarily worked out,

0:38:18 > 0:38:20which were a bit grandiose in the first place.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Trying to get Rufus Wainwright in, were you?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- No, Turin Brakes, actually! - Oh, right, OK.- Listen...

0:38:26 > 0:38:30- Cool, let's talk further, make it happen.- Awesome, man.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Living the wedding dream.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Keep the quid. THEY LAUGH

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Cheers, mate(!)

0:38:35 > 0:38:36Cheers, man.

0:38:36 > 0:38:41Poor Vicki, she dreamed of castles and cut-glass crystal.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Instead, she's got a boozer and a busker.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50It's the day before the wedding,

0:38:50 > 0:38:53and Stuart and Luke are heading to the Red Lion for a rehearsal.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57She's only not going to like it if she's lost all taste in everything.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00It's just a gorgeous little building, isn't it?

0:39:00 > 0:39:01- I love it.- I love it.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Through here. So, we'll open the door...

0:39:04 > 0:39:07After three weeks together,

0:39:07 > 0:39:11it's the end of the line for this happy couple.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13# Looking in your eyes

0:39:13 > 0:39:16# I see a paradise

0:39:16 > 0:39:21# This world that I found is too good to be true

0:39:21 > 0:39:23# Standing here beside you... #

0:39:23 > 0:39:27- Let's have this first dance, shall we?- See how it goes.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30# ..That I'm feeling for you

0:39:32 > 0:39:34# Let them say we're crazy

0:39:34 > 0:39:36# I don't care about that

0:39:36 > 0:39:39# Put your hand in my hand, baby

0:39:39 > 0:39:42# Don't ever look back... #

0:39:42 > 0:39:44You're wearing my pants, aren't you?

0:39:44 > 0:39:47# ..Just fall apart

0:39:47 > 0:39:48# Baby, we can make it

0:39:48 > 0:39:51# If we're heart to heart

0:39:51 > 0:39:55# And we can build this dream together

0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Standing strong forever... #

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Now he's got no live band,

0:40:00 > 0:40:04Stuart has asked the hotel if he can use their in-house DJ.

0:40:04 > 0:40:08Out of the bits and bobs we've got left, how is the DJ looking for tomorrow?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Well, I've tried contacting him

0:40:10 > 0:40:12and he's in the Lake District at the moment.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14He's definitely back today.

0:40:14 > 0:40:18Just to say, worst-case scenario, your DJ isn't available -

0:40:18 > 0:40:20and hopefully he is -

0:40:20 > 0:40:23do we have any other kind of contingencies? Can we bring somebody?

0:40:23 > 0:40:26You can bring somebody if you can get hold of somebody

0:40:26 > 0:40:27at this late stage.

0:40:29 > 0:40:30While the boys fret over a DJ,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33the bride is fretting about her wedding dress.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36She's about to see it for the very first time.

0:40:43 > 0:40:48- Hiya.- Hi.- Nice to see you. - I'm nervous.- Aw!

0:40:48 > 0:40:51We'll take you through and let you have a look at your dress.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52- OK.- After you.

0:41:01 > 0:41:02This is scary.

0:41:08 > 0:41:13Oh... That looks like it could be quite nice. It's different!

0:41:13 > 0:41:16But the proof of the dress is in the wearing.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- ALL GASP - Oh.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Does it look nice?

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

0:41:34 > 0:41:35- Beautiful!- It really is.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Oh, it's gorgeous, isn't it?

0:41:39 > 0:41:43Look how unusual it is. Oh, it's really nice.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44It's gorgeous.

0:41:47 > 0:41:48The back is beautiful.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Oh, my God, it fits amazing.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Oh, I'm being all red and stupid.

0:41:52 > 0:41:53Let me get you a tissue.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56I don't even mind the crown.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59This dress is amazing.

0:41:59 > 0:42:04It's so simple as well, isn't it, the dress?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06- He's really got it right. - He's done good.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10There's no way I'd change this.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11I wonder...

0:42:11 > 0:42:14if it'll go with your dresses?

0:42:14 > 0:42:17And his outfit.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19And your venue.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Skilful change of subject.

0:42:27 > 0:42:31While the girls celebrate, the boys are still worrying about their entertainment.

0:42:31 > 0:42:36The busker is only booked 1.5 hours, so they desperately need a DJ.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40I'm going to bell the Red Lion, and see what's going on with this DJ.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43'Richard can't do it, I don't think.'

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Nice of them to let us know.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50Luckily, Stuart is a well-connected guy. He calls up an old contact.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55I was just wondering if there was anything you guys could do?

0:42:55 > 0:42:58'I'm on holiday in Wales.'

0:42:58 > 0:43:01# Hey Mr DJ, put a record on

0:43:01 > 0:43:04# I wanna dance with my baby... #

0:43:04 > 0:43:08The gig is tomorrow night, mate. You're out and about, are you?

0:43:08 > 0:43:10He's not answering. He's not even got a voice mail.

0:43:14 > 0:43:19With the wedding 24 hours away, Stuart is running out of options.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23This guy, Mark did our engagement do, so I'm going to try him first.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25RINGING TONE

0:43:25 > 0:43:27DOGS BARK >

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Shut up.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36DISCONNECTION TONE

0:43:36 > 0:43:37Who doesn't have a voicemail?!

0:43:37 > 0:43:40If you get booked for things for a living...

0:43:40 > 0:43:43- You'd have a voice mail. - You would, wouldn't you?

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- Yeah. - Then Luke remembers an old mate.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48- Now then, Walshy!- Now then.

0:43:48 > 0:43:54- Its Luke. Me and my mate are putting on a wedding. Do you still DJ?- 'No.'

0:43:54 > 0:43:58- You're joking!- Sack him.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00All right, man. Never mind, never mind.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Last minute DJ Ltd.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Sounds about what we need.

0:44:06 > 0:44:10The boys are out of time, and out of ideas.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21It's been three weeks in the planning and has cost £12,000.

0:44:21 > 0:44:25The day that Vicki has been dreaming about since she was 16 has finally arrived.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27I don't feel like I can eat.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31- You've got to eat.- Cheers, mate. - Cheers mate. The first of many.

0:44:31 > 0:44:3630 miles away, the lads, rather prematurely, drink to their success.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42- Good morning. - I'm doing the bride's hair.

0:44:42 > 0:44:43I'm one of the bridesmaids. Come on in.

0:44:43 > 0:44:47Vicki doesn't know that Stuart has only booked the hairdresser for her.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Who is doing our hair then?

0:44:49 > 0:44:54- I have just been booked to do Vicki's hair.- Who does your hair?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00I'll kill him. He's left it this long to tell us.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03The venue had better be good if he's scrimping on your hair.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07It seems Stuart has started off on the wrong foot.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10I can't believe they have sent two left shoes.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13This isn't going to do, is it?

0:45:13 > 0:45:16- What size are you? - You can't have my shoes.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18I'd do it for your wedding, wouldn't I?

0:45:18 > 0:45:19Yeah you would, wouldn't ya?

0:45:22 > 0:45:23Marvellous.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28It looks lovely.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Are you sure? You like it?

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Hello, I'm Lauren, the make-up artist.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35Ooh, you have make-up!

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Are you just doing Vicki's make-up or our make-up as well?

0:45:38 > 0:45:41- I am, I'm afraid, my darling. - It is just you getting spoiled.

0:45:41 > 0:45:47- Basically what he has described as the natural look that you normally wear.- Bless him for noticing.

0:45:55 > 0:45:58While her ladies in waiting get themselves ready,

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Queen Victoria gets the look her prince has requested.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09It looks lovely.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Yes, it looks really nice.

0:46:16 > 0:46:20Am I being a really fussy or do I have loads of lumps under that eye?

0:46:20 > 0:46:22It's dry patches, Vicki.

0:46:24 > 0:46:27That's the problem, because you have dry skin under your eyes.

0:46:27 > 0:46:31Naturally the make-up will settle in dry patches.

0:46:33 > 0:46:36Is there not any powder that can go under?

0:46:36 > 0:46:41A powder will settle in the lines more than what we had previously.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45- I can really- BLEEP- see all my make-up.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58It is a little bit powdery.

0:46:58 > 0:47:03Have you got something more liquid to put under?

0:47:03 > 0:47:06I am not leaving this house until my make-up is perfect.

0:47:06 > 0:47:07It looks OK. What is wrong?

0:47:07 > 0:47:11It is really nice, it is really pearly.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13You glow.

0:47:13 > 0:47:19- At the pub, the guests are gathering and best man Luke's acting the clown.- Two left feet.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Hello.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26How embarrassing.

0:47:26 > 0:47:31Time for Vicki to see her bridesmaids dressed like boiled prawns.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36Oh, wow, you're all pink!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39The dresses are lovely, they are very pink!

0:47:39 > 0:47:41We had the same reaction as you.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43- It is pink.- Very pink.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45I need to get my dress on.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47I am stressing about my make-up.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Your make-up is fine.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51The pressure is starting to get to her.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54Why is there so much more blusher on one cheek?

0:47:54 > 0:47:57- It is quite dark downstairs.- BLEEP. - Maybe she couldn't see.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01Seriously... (If you don't like it, take it off.)

0:48:03 > 0:48:07- I am going down to- BLEEP- tell her. Excuse me.

0:48:07 > 0:48:10There seems to be it a lot more blusher on this one than this one.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13I don't know if this room's too dark.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16Can we even me up blusher-wise?

0:48:22 > 0:48:24That is loads better, thank you.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29That will do.

0:48:30 > 0:48:35What you have got to consider is it has got to last all day, you need to make sure it looks perfect.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38You look beautiful, don't worry.

0:48:38 > 0:48:43I know, I am just being fussy. I'm not used to having so much make-up on, I think that is what it is.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45It is just a lot.

0:48:47 > 0:48:54Stuart and Vicki should be married by now but 30 minutes on, there is no sign of the bride.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Look at the state of my face!

0:49:04 > 0:49:06Every time I look at myself, it looks worse.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09- I'm going to have a- BLEEP- breakdown, me.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11Come in here,

0:49:11 > 0:49:12I need help.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15You're not having a breakdown.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18- I haven't got- BLEEP- dry skin.

0:49:18 > 0:49:23My skin has never, ever been this dry.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26I put make-up on my face every single day.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- Look at the- BLEEP- state of it, it's awful.

0:49:31 > 0:49:32Look at my cheeks.

0:49:32 > 0:49:36- I look like a clown, it is horrible. - Breathe.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Take it off, leave your eyes. Be careful round your eyes.

0:49:42 > 0:49:48We'll do it slowly. You need to calm down first otherwise you are going to be...blotchy.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53He's gonna have to wait as long as it takes to do my make-up.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55I am fuming.

0:50:06 > 0:50:12With her make-under complete, Vicki is finally ready to leave.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14It looks loads better doesn't it?

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Now I've done it myself.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19She is now running over an hour late.

0:50:19 > 0:50:20CAR HORN BEEPS

0:50:20 > 0:50:23It's a big embarrassing you-are-getting-married car.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25"Look at me, I am getting married!" Oh, bless him.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29THEY HUM BRIDAL MARCH

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Oh, gosh.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Vicki hasn't been blown away by Stuart's choices so far.

0:50:38 > 0:50:43Now the bride who dreamed of a castle is on her way to the pub.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45What is this way?

0:50:45 > 0:50:49- This is the ring road around Leeds. - Horsforth, Otley.- Yep.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08There's tons of people.

0:51:08 > 0:51:13- Part of an historic church... - Oh, it's here!- The Red Lion.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16The Red Lion. I'm getting married in a pub.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18I hope it is nice in there.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Oh, you have a photographer.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34People that aren't with your wedding are here.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41Are you all right?

0:51:41 > 0:51:44She is an hour and a half late

0:51:44 > 0:51:49and rather underwhelmed by the venue, but Stuart's bride is finally ready to take her vows.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52- Here are your flowers, how are you feeling? - I don't really know at the moment.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54It just looks like a pub.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56No offence to whoever's pub it is.

0:51:58 > 0:52:05Ladies and gentlemen, would you all now please stand for the entrance of the bride.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11I need to calm myself down.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25- Are you all right?- Yes, no.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Yes, I want a tissue please.

0:52:32 > 0:52:36Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure

0:52:36 > 0:52:43to be here today to conduct this ceremony for Stuart and Victoria.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46Luke, could I ask you to step forward with the rings?

0:52:47 > 0:52:49Victoria, I give you this ring.

0:52:49 > 0:52:53- Victoria, I give you this ring.- As a symbol of my endless love for you.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55All that I am and all that I have,

0:52:55 > 0:52:58- I bring to you. - Place that beautiful ring fully on.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02- It is lovely.- You are now...

0:53:02 > 0:53:06husband and wife, congratulations.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08# Love is in the air

0:53:08 > 0:53:11# Everywhere I look around

0:53:14 > 0:53:17# Love is in the air... #

0:53:17 > 0:53:20The dress is amazing, babe.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29One more, why not.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34It is just beautiful, I am on cloud nine at the moment.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37I am loving it. I don't want it to finish.

0:53:43 > 0:53:48I can't imagine two people that are better suited for each other that have ever been made.

0:53:48 > 0:53:51To our two good friends, Stuart and Vicki.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54ALL: Stuart and Vicki!

0:53:54 > 0:54:01I will testify to that boy's grave that he has worked and worked his fingers to the bone over the last

0:54:01 > 0:54:04three weeks to make sure Vicki has the best day she has ever had.

0:54:06 > 0:54:10There could never be a father who loved his daughter

0:54:10 > 0:54:13more than I love you.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19I take my hat off to him.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22I am very proud to have him as a son-in-law

0:54:22 > 0:54:24and proud to have him as part of the family. He has been brill.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30The icing on the cake...

0:54:30 > 0:54:33I designed this cake, by the way.

0:54:33 > 0:54:37To get there and have everything work out, it was perfect for her.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39She will remember it forever.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46I have to start behaving myself more and letting him have control

0:54:46 > 0:54:53over some things because he has done an absolutely fantastic job.

0:54:53 > 0:54:57Turin Brakes put in an appearance after all.

0:54:57 > 0:55:02This is Forever by Turin Brakes. I only found out about this yesterday, a bit before you I think.

0:55:02 > 0:55:06Forgive me if I make a few mistakes.

0:55:08 > 0:55:14# Inch by inch

0:55:15 > 0:55:22# I'm infected by your love

0:55:22 > 0:55:28# From head to toe

0:55:30 > 0:55:38# I am chemically changed. #

0:55:40 > 0:55:44The intentions were to have Turin Brakes here but it didn't happen.

0:55:44 > 0:55:47I know your intentions. I've noticed your intentions.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50They are everything and it's just brilliant.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53- I am made up.- Soppy- BLEEP.

0:55:53 > 0:55:55I love you.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57- Shall we go in and have a bit more of a dance?- Yeah.

0:55:57 > 0:56:01Come on then. You'll have to help me so I don't get stones

0:56:01 > 0:56:03- in my feet.- Your feet are stoned?

0:56:05 > 0:56:11To round things off, Stuart has come up trumps with a last-minute DJ.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13# You!

0:56:15 > 0:56:19# Your sex is on fire

0:56:19 > 0:56:23# You!

0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Your sex is on fire

0:56:32 > 0:56:35# You!

0:56:35 > 0:56:40Five, four, three, two, one!

0:56:40 > 0:56:41CHEERING

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