Ryan and Fern

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hold on to your hats.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Don't Tell The Bride is back.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11LAUGHTER

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- What do you think? - You look really nice.- Do I?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Only the bravest of brides... - I'm really scared.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...alone.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25She is going to love it, I know she is, but she will probably kill me.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27The grooms get £12,000...

0:00:27 > 0:00:28No strippers!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32..and the brides get no say in how it is spent.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36With a million ways to splash the cash...

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I got married on a battleship.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- And back to Vegas, baby.- ..and a million things to organise...

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- I don't know what she wants. - He's well stressing me out.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- I can't do it. - And will it be for better

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- or for worse?- After ten minutes, I want to get it off.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58You have ripped the whole family apart.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is hell on Earth.

0:01:03 > 0:01:10Tonight, showman Ryan sees stars as he tries to pull off a Hollywood wedding to dazzle his bride Fern.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12This is your rock star venue.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Brad Pitt would be happy with this.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Will he remember he is marrying his bride and not his best man?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- I am not sure. - Will he actually invite any guests?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I'm getting married the day after tomorrow and some people's invites are still in my van.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30I am embarrassed because he has not been in touch with any of them.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ace.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37And will he come back alive from the European stag do?

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- This is the beginning of the end. - D'you want me pants off?

0:01:41 > 0:01:46Can this man give this woman the day of her dreams?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48It could be a disaster.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51This programme contains some strong language.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I didn't think he'd pick that.

0:02:08 > 0:02:14Today, 21-year-old Fern is moving out of the home she shares with 23-year-old Ryan, near Doncaster.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24After four years together, Ryan proposed last year, in front of

0:02:24 > 0:02:27all their friends and family at Fern's 21st birthday party.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31I wanted it to be a massive impact, better than anyone else.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36I pulled Fern up to the stage, I got down on one knee, I said my piece and gave her the ring.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40And then she melted. Didn't you?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43He likes to show off and impress people and that is what he did!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The couple certainly like to impress each other.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52They both work hard to stay in tip-top condition.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56If you look good on the outside, you feel good, confident.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I don't think there is any shame in admitting I am a little bit vain.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03There is always a bit of competition for the mirror before a night out.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- She takes about three hours to get ready.- I honestly don't.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ryan takes quite a while to get ready.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I honestly don't take quite a while to get ready.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You do take a long time to get ready.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18There is your shirt, what shoes you are wearing.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21You'll think, "I'm a bit pasty, I you need a tan."

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Then you will probably ask me to do your eyebrows before you go out.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29MUSIC: "Country House" by Blur

0:03:31 > 0:03:35They might look like celebrities, but it is not all glamour.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39They currently live in a caravan on Ryan's dad's land.

0:03:39 > 0:03:45Basically, it is just a starter for us, so we can get where we want to be in life and save some money.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47It might take a while to get out of it.

0:03:47 > 0:03:53Ryan is a floor fitter and often spends seven days a week on his hands and knees.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Work is my life most of the time. It puts bread on the table. If the work's there,

0:03:58 > 0:03:59I will take it. I never say no.

0:03:59 > 0:04:07Fern has spent the last two years training to be a beautician, and has developed a keen eye for detail.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08It is important to me, the detail.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I think detail makes your wedding day extra-special.

0:04:12 > 0:04:18- I love that.- Yeah.- I love it. Are you taking note?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23As an only child, she is quite used to getting her own way.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- They have pink ones.- No.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I am the boss.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31She has only-child syndrome. She is not the best sharer in the world.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- All right, them ones, then. - Yeah?- Yeah. We'll get these.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39But Ryan thinks he knows how to keep her sweet.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43She goes on and on like a five-year-old.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Who you love to pieces, but you need to give it that sweet so it shuts up!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52How rude!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55I have got to remember the real reasons why I'm marrying Ryan,

0:04:55 > 0:05:01but it will be hard, because I like things to go my way.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08It is Fern's last morning in the caravan.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12She is moving into her mum's for three weeks with her dog, Dudley,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14while Ryan tries to plan their wedding.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Dudders, come on.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Love you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30See you soon, yeah?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41The biggest day of her life is now in his hands.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Obviously weren't in a waving mood!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50# Ooh, you're making me live... #

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Fortunately... - HORN HONKS

0:05:52 > 0:05:54..Ryan's best man Matt is here to soften the blow.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59I don't think there will be much difference between living with Matt and Fern,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01because Matt is like a woman!

0:06:01 > 0:06:06'He thinks it is as equal his wedding as our wedding!'

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- All right, son? How's you doing? - Not bad, mate!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Matt has been close to Ryan since primary school.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17So close that he has decided to bunk up in the one-bed caravan for the whole three weeks.

0:06:17 > 0:06:23There is no one closer to Ryan than I am. I probably know him more than Fern and I think he knows that.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I think he can trust me. He trusts me with a lot of things.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29But Fern has her worries about their bro-mance.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31When Ryan and Matt get together,

0:06:31 > 0:06:35they become like kids and it becomes all about them.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39They need to remember this is my big day that I have been dreaming of since I was a little girl.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42So they need to get it perfect.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44It is like a big holiday to us both.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I think we will have some good times.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54And on that note, it is time to get down to organising the holiday... I mean, wedding.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Ryan knows that his bride expects a church ceremony, so he has arranged

0:06:59 > 0:07:04to visit St Mary's, a historic Norman church in his parish.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06The vicar is on hand to show the boys around.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- It is beautiful, isn't it?- It is.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15It's gorgeous, exactly what I wanted. Ten times better than I imagined.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I like how cosy it is inside.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I think Fern will love it.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29Fern is spending the next three weeks at her mum Shelley's house.

0:07:29 > 0:07:35They both have firm ideas about what the wedding should be like and most importantly, who should be there.

0:07:35 > 0:07:44It is important to me to have, like, probably 130 to see us get married, rather than less.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47You might end up with four people there at the altar.

0:07:52 > 0:07:58Fern's 130 guests might be a tight squeeze at cosy St Mary's.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Stay where you are.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Go there.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You can squeeze five in.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I think you have sold it to us! - Definitely.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Where do we sign? - I love it, it looks beautiful!

0:08:13 > 0:08:18Even with five people to a pew, the church only holds 90,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21but that doesn't stop Ryan booking it on the spot.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26My only reservation is it might be a little bit too small.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29We are going to have to cut the guest list down.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34It means less guests, less to pay for, less to eat. It leaves more to the budget.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Large numbers might be essential to Fern,

0:08:40 > 0:08:46but back at the caravan, Ryan has no problem decimating the guest list.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51Not sure about them. They are close friends of Russell's and Shelley's, but they don't need

0:08:51 > 0:08:55to be there, if they don't have to be there, do you know what I mean?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I have cut six off there.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00What about these?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04I don't even know who they are. Not sure about them two.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06That is it, sorted.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Team Gorgeous have cracked it!

0:09:10 > 0:09:15The self-styled Team Gorgeous now need a reception venue.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Showman Ryan has got some big ideas for his big day.

0:09:18 > 0:09:25I want this wedding to feel like a Hollywood premiere, with red carpets and flash cameras and a helicopter.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I think they are great ideas.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I would love my wedding to be elegant, just not tacky

0:09:31 > 0:09:33and over-the-top.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Maybe a couple of gold-painted blokes

0:09:37 > 0:09:40in gold hot pants at the entrance. That would be awesome.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42We've got a lot to think about.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Right now, they have got to think about finding a reception venue with sufficient "wow" factor.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56First stop, Ringwood Hall on the outskirts of Chesterfield.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It definitely has the grand entrance.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Have we got space for a helicopter?

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Wedding co-ordinator Mandy takes them round the available reception room,

0:10:09 > 0:10:13which has just the right amount of seats for their newly-slashed guest list.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I think it is about time we talked about money.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- How much is the budget?- 5,000.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22For the venue and the food...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24and the lovely staff.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26It doesn't work, you know!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28LAUGHTER

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- But because I really love the venue...- And me!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33..and you, and the price!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- You don't know, yet. - You can work that out.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41If you could chuck in a three-night stay...

0:10:41 > 0:10:42You will get one anyway.

0:10:42 > 0:10:48I mean before. We should be able to try out the hotel, me and the bride-to-be!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Are you going to be the bride-to-be on that night?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56I am actually Fernando! AKA Fern!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00# Can you hear the drums, Fernando? #

0:11:00 > 0:11:07While Mandy works out a final price, Ryan and "Fernando" picture their big day at the hall.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Suddenly, they come across a much grander room.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Unfortunately, it is booked for another wedding on the same day.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23And if there is one thing that neither Fern nor Fernando do, it is second best.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26This is the number-one room in the venue.

0:11:26 > 0:11:32It is not. It just means it holds more people,

0:11:32 > 0:11:34it is a bit bigger.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I would hate another wedding to be on the same day as mine.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41It is your day, it has got to be just about you.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44We are going for a Hollywood scene.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46We want the glitz, the glam.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50You don't have two awards ceremonies in one venue at once.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Do you know what I mean? We want it to be big.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- No-one is going to be bothered. - I know someone who will be bothered.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- You?- Fern.- She won't be. I would put money on it.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I would hate to see another bride on my wedding day.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I can't think of anything worse.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11Back at Gorgeous HQ, and Matt just won't let it lie.

0:12:11 > 0:12:17I don't think the guests will be too impressed, coming all away to have a second-class wedding, in the shadows

0:12:17 > 0:12:22of another wedding what is going off in the main room, and we are in the back next to the bins.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- You dick!- Fern is not second best.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Neither is that room.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32- Some people have small weddings. - Not us. Not you.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35The boys put their differences aside and get back on the road.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39There is not much danger of Fern bumping into another bride at their next destination.

0:12:39 > 0:12:45It is a 4,000-square-foot Science Museum in a former steelworks.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Destination MAGNA Centre.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Where do we get married? On top of the cranes?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54It's very unusual, but it has the "wow" factor.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59- People will walk up to this and think, "What is this?" - It'll never be forgotten.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03If inside is as good as outside, this could be a possible choice.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Oblivious to her groom's priorities, Fern has brought her mum

0:13:08 > 0:13:13to her dream wedding venue, an elegant hotel set in tranquil gardens.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I would like my wedding to be in

0:13:19 > 0:13:25a really nice hotel, with nice grounds, cosy and homely.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I love it.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Isn't it gorgeous?- Beautiful. - It's perfect.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35People will be comfortable, won't they?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38They would, yeah. Comfortable. Definitely.

0:13:38 > 0:13:43I am thinking about guests. The number of guests is important to me.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44This is what I see.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Helicopter over there landing in t'car park, walking in.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51I want people dressed as paparazzi out there,

0:13:51 > 0:13:53harassing us.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57The big, grand place is what I'm imagining Ryan will want.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- They are too airy and... - Echo-y.- Yeah.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03As you can see, quite an industrial feel in here.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06It's part of the old steelworks.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- It is definitely different. - I absolutely love it.

0:14:10 > 0:14:16We could even have Fern and me lowered down onto our seats on the top table.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Like Mission: Impossible?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I can't believe how amazing it is inside.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- I didn't expect it to be what it is. - No. You get inside and it's wow!

0:14:25 > 0:14:31- Wow!- When you see past the blank walls and what you can do with the space, it's quite amazing.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35This is your rock star venue, innit, this, definitely.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Has Ryan forgotten he's only having 90 guests?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Last on his list is another intimate venue.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Complete with its own spa and golf course,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Broughton Hall is a five-star Georgian country estate.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Look, that's the entrance we were looking for, I think.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55The celebs are here!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- It's definitely got the wow factor. - Yeah, definitely.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I want it. I want that one!

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- I'm really getting a good vibe. - I am, actually, yeah.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I absolutely love this venue.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16As long as you can land a helicopter in your front drive.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Of course, we've got a heli pad. - Can you?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Really nice.- It is perfect.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25The boys might be blown away, but at £110 a head,

0:15:25 > 0:15:31this venue would wipe out 10 grand of their budget in one fell swoop.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34So Ryan's begged for a better deal.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37If she comes back and says £8,000, I can't stretch to it.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'd stretch to six-and-a-half, that's it.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- 6,300.- 6,300?

0:15:47 > 0:15:53If you were to say 6,000, then I'd say yes.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55- Yeah?- Yes.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'll do that.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- It's a deal. Venue, done.- Venue!

0:16:03 > 0:16:04I'm chuffed about that.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07The boys have now blown over half their budget

0:16:07 > 0:16:10on a church that's too small and a venue that's too grand.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14It's the perfect setting for a Hollywood extravaganza Fern doesn't want.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17This is like a celebrity-style wedding that we wanted.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Brad Pitt would be happy with this, I'm sure.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22If me and Fern don't get married here, I think me and you should.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25At this rate, mate, you will.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Must be time to celebrate.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48It's all about freedom, son.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52That's what tonight's all about, it's all about my last two weeks of freedom, is it, now?

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- Spending it with me. - Spending it with Matt, my best man.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00The next morning,

0:17:00 > 0:17:03and the boys should be tackling their wedding invitations,

0:17:03 > 0:17:08but they've woken up at Matt's house with a horrible hangover.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10I feel disgusting.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14You actually look disgusting, though, Matt. Today.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Cheers.- You look like you smell.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22We've got a lot to do today. We can't afford to get behind today.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Get off!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Ryan may have Matt to snuggle up to,

0:17:28 > 0:17:32but Fern's starting to struggle without her main man.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I am actually really missing him.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Cos, like, it's bad, no contact.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's just the no-contact bit, no talking to each other or anything.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47That's the bit that does it, I think.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Cos I know he'll be really stressed.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55I know it's hard to enjoy planning it cos he's got such little time,

0:17:55 > 0:17:59but I hope he is looking forward to it and not worrying too much.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yeah, he's not worrying too much.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I've known I'd be Ryan's best man since I was about ten years old.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Best man's more than a job to me, and a duty.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24It's an honour. I couldn't think of being a best man for anyone else.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26And what better way to prove his loyalty

0:18:26 > 0:18:31than by taking Ryan and 13 mates on a three-day bender

0:18:31 > 0:18:34with £1,000 from the budget?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36It means the world to me, Rye having a big send-off.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm not sure Fern'll be too happy, like,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42but, you know, they're not married yet, so anything goes.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44MOBILE RINGS

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hello?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I'm looking to have 15 different colours,

0:18:49 > 0:18:54six medium, eight large and one extra large.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58The snow leopard in the large. I look forward to getting them.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Ryan might have a big stag do to look forward to,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17but Fern wants the big dress she's always dreamt of.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21She's bought her mum and grandmother to her favourite bridal boutique.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25That one looks nice. Not too fussy.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, just saw the sparkles!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32The Swarovski, I love it.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35It just does catch your eye, doesn't it? Why not?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37You only get married once.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40If she doesn't find one in here, she won't find one, will she?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I can see why a lot of brides do go for it,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49because it's flattering, you know, for the figure.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51But it's just got nothing about it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55It's just too simple.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I hope he doesn't think, "Oh, I'll just go for a safe option."

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Something steady, because that's the worst for me.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Safe option? Ryan?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07He's looking for a dress to fit his Hollywood dreams.

0:20:11 > 0:20:17- 4,000.- Is it? Yeah. - That's a really big wow dress.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I wouldn't mind you to just try that on anyway?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Of course, yeah.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23I want to see it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Yeah, I like that one, yeah. - That is stunning.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30I like the detail in the, er, veily section.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33If you're looking at the Rolls-Royce of wedding dresses,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36and that's what you want, this is it, basically.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I'm not too sure about everything going off on the top half.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- OK.- I really need to see them on somebody.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Wow.- It's very sparkly. - I think that's an amazing dress.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Do you?- I do, I really like it.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52I think it's nice.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55It'll take some topping. I like that one, though.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58The boys might buy into the bling,

0:20:58 > 0:21:02but it's an unusual asymmetrical dress that's caught Fern's eye.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I actually really like that.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10I know it's completely different to the first ones.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Oh, wow, I like it.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19I don't think it's necessarily the-bigger-the-better dresses I like,

0:21:19 > 0:21:22I think it's something that's got a bit going on,

0:21:22 > 0:21:25either the crystal or these flowery bits.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27You know, something about it.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Something completely different. - Yeah, something wow.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32He needs to get the detail right.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I hate plain dresses.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39It's got to have something about it and something to it. So...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I just hope he's daring enough to go with something like that.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46I don't think he can go wrong, so long as he comes to this shop.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yeah, let's hope he picks this one.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Yeah, like that's going to happen(!)

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You may kiss the bride.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02And the wow-factor frock has been shelved for a safer option.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06That's loads more elegant. Yeah, that's the best one.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09That dress is absolutely amazing.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Isn't it perfect, that? I knew it.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16I didn't want something that was really in your face. Wow!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- That's great.- Yeah, it is.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's perfect.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- We have a winner.- Result.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27I can't believe that you can get all this for £1,000.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29That's right, cos you can't!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32The price of this is 1,800.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Is that rock bottom?- Yes.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41That's another huge dent in his budget on a plain princess dress.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45But the boys won't be outshone on the big day. Oh, no.

0:22:45 > 0:22:473, 2, 1...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What do you think?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- You look really nice.- Do I?

0:22:57 > 0:23:02- Do I really? Cos I imagine I do. - I like what you've got going on.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- It's really pretty. - Chuck your bouquet, then.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13They do make a lovely couple, I have to say.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17A couple of what, I can't tell you.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I can't believe my dress costs more than Fern's.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Bye.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Erm, I'm taking this.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Ryan only has ten days and three and a half grand left

0:23:30 > 0:23:32to pull off his red carpet event.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Time to cut some corners.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Snip!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Are these all the same length?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41The letter bits? Right.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Yes.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- It's failed again.- You're too close.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48- That looks all right. - It looks shite.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I don't think it looks too bad, that.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Rome wasn't built in a day. It's just trial and error.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I think that looks nice.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01For a first attempt.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03If Fern doesn't like it, I do not care,

0:24:03 > 0:24:06cos I've spent so much... There's effort in there.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09That just took ten minutes to do one and we've got 50 to do.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Ryan's leading lady is also hard at work,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26but she's worried about his attention to detail.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I hope he doesn't just, like, get run away with himself,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32want the best venue, the best food, the best everything

0:24:32 > 0:24:34and think, "Oh, crap!

0:24:34 > 0:24:38"I've only got this much money and I've got to get this and this."

0:24:38 > 0:24:42I don't think he'll have sat down and worked out costs for things.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43I think he'll just go...

0:24:43 > 0:24:47and roughly have it in his head what he'll spend on what,

0:24:47 > 0:24:48and it's not the way to do it.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51If he has missed something out, then what happens?

0:24:51 > 0:24:55If the money's gone, it's gone. Surely he won't be so daft.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00Back at base, there's a problem with the guest list.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04I've left Matt, one of my closest mates, off,

0:25:04 > 0:25:07and then left the head bridesmaid off,

0:25:07 > 0:25:13and then I actually left me and Fern off the list.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Ace.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's boring me now, this wedding planning.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's not even exciting, is it?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- In any way? - I'm quite enjoying myself now.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23I'm on a right roll here.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Got my little stall set up.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Just going to work out how much money I'll have left

0:25:29 > 0:25:32after spending an extra 500 quid on 10 more people.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Ryan has got to be the first groom in history

0:25:39 > 0:25:42to leave his bride off the guest list.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46But rather than fixing the mess, the boys head back into town

0:25:46 > 0:25:49on a mission that's much more up their street.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- We want top hat and tails. - We want the full works.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Yeah, the works.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Did I say 32?- Yeah.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59I might have meant 34.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- Feel smart? Are they a 32 waist? - Yeah.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06You can tell!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Get me a size bigger, if that's how you feel!

0:26:09 > 0:26:14I don't like to tell him, but he's a little bit of a chunky monkey.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Look at you. - Look at you.- Look at you.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Do I look nice from behind?

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Do I get a hat?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27I like to put my gloves on.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Opening doors!

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Mint!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Lovely.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Then it's finally time

0:26:38 > 0:26:41to knuckle down to some of the wedding essentials, like...

0:26:41 > 0:26:44a helicopter?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Do you think she'd manage it, on the step and everything?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm sure she would. I'd help her in.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Chuck her in. She'd be all right.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- So it's just the two of you that would go in the helicopter?- Yes.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58Yes, on your wedding day, three would be a crowd.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Wouldn't it, Matt?

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- There's going to be a spare seat in front.- I know there is.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Come on, mate.- No! You can't do it.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I'm absolutely heartbroken about that.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11It'll be a proper good entrance.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14It's a shame I'm not getting in, even though it's a three-seater.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I know, it's a shame, innit. Poor Matt.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Ryan's blown his cash on an A-list arrival,

0:27:28 > 0:27:32but image-conscious Fern is worried about the basics, like her hair.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36She's come for a trial with her bridesmaids, Rachel and Lucy.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44What day are you getting married? Next Friday?

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Do you know who's doing your hair?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49No, I don't know anything.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I don't think he'll have even thought of it yet, to be honest.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Of course the boys haven't booked a hair stylist,

0:27:55 > 0:27:57but that isn't the only thought troubling Fern.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01One of the bridesmaids' boyfriends has let slip

0:28:01 > 0:28:04that Ryan's three-day stag do starts tomorrow.

0:28:04 > 0:28:09I don't think he's got three days to spend on a stag do.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13Most men would have, like, one day or one night or something,

0:28:13 > 0:28:15but he's had to take it to the next level

0:28:15 > 0:28:17and do the full three-day thing.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19I've got a feeling he's still got a lot to do.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I'm just starting to think and panic,

0:28:21 > 0:28:25because I know he's not going to be able to do anything this weekend.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28I know he can't really get cracking again until Tuesday.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33I wouldn't be happy if he spent a large amount of the budget on his stag do.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35I love it. Definitely.

0:28:35 > 0:28:41If he did that, I'd have to have a good long think about it, but I'd make him pay. He'd regret it.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Ah, Prague. The home of Smetana, Dvorak and Kafka,

0:28:47 > 0:28:50famous for its music and architecture,

0:28:50 > 0:28:52not forgetting its beer.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04This is the beginning of the end, I think.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11The boys have a packed itinerary ahead of them.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Pity they didn't extend the same courtesy to the girls.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19They can sort their own stuff out, really. It's all about us now.

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Forget about the birds.

0:29:21 > 0:29:27What the lads did book the birds is a minibus for a night out in Manchester.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30Unfortunately, having blown a grand on the stag,

0:29:30 > 0:29:35their budget didn't quite stretch to paying for it, the selfish boys!

0:29:35 > 0:29:37We need to pay for this and it's 320 quid.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39It's rubbish.

0:29:39 > 0:29:40They don't care about us.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44- Selfish. It's a man's trait. - Thought he'd have paid for this.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46I think he's saving the budget for your wedding.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49I've got some money as well, girls.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Shite is a good word for it.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54If they can't sort it, I will.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57MUSIC: "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection

0:30:44 > 0:30:47# We're all on a stag do Na na na na

0:30:47 > 0:30:49# Na na na na

0:30:49 > 0:30:55# We're all on a stag do Na na na. #

0:30:57 > 0:31:00In Manchester, the girls are also traipsing round town.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Because the boys didn't arrange anywhere for them to go.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07My feet are hurting.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Where are we going?

0:31:08 > 0:31:10It's just boring walk about.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13None of us has been here before, we don't know where to go.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15All I want to do is go back to the hotel.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19Come on, girls, where's your sense of adventure?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Yeah, we want to go anywhere.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25It's been a bit exhausting, really, trekking all over Manchester

0:31:25 > 0:31:28to find somewhere just for a good drink and a dance.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30But we've finally found somewhere.

0:31:43 > 0:31:48# Morning has broken

0:31:48 > 0:31:56# Like the first morning. #

0:31:57 > 0:31:59I'm feeling absolutely awful.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03What an amazing night. Shame I can't remember much of it, though.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09You're not singing any more.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13I chucked a few cheeky voddies in his lagers, like.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Because that boy can work that pole, honestly.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28Rye and Rye sat in toilet together,

0:32:28 > 0:32:30cuddling, singing Westlife.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33# We got a little world of our own

0:32:33 > 0:32:35# I tell you things that no-one else knows

0:32:35 > 0:32:38# I let you in where no-one else goes

0:32:38 > 0:32:40# What am I doing without you? #

0:32:40 > 0:32:43We must have been an embarrassment to us birds, really.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48All for a good cause, though.

0:32:48 > 0:32:53It's certainly been a memorable weekend and the boys are looking for a fitting memento.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Something a bit more lasting than a T-shirt.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59How do you want me? Do you want me pants off?

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I'm a little nervous at this moment in time - sweaty palms.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Are you really that nervous?

0:33:06 > 0:33:09BUZZING

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- I'm- BLEEP- me pants.- Are you really?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Yes.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Cheeky little 'un.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33# Close to you. #

0:33:38 > 0:33:40I'll remember this weekend for the rest of me life.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Here...

0:33:51 > 0:33:55# Nothing happening... #

0:33:55 > 0:33:57It's Ryan's first day back after the stag do.

0:33:57 > 0:34:02He's got just three days to deliver his invitations, dress the venue,

0:34:02 > 0:34:06pick the bridesmaids' dresses, photographer, music and cake.

0:34:06 > 0:34:11But he's put all that on hold to cram in a full day's hard graft.

0:34:11 > 0:34:17It's close to wedding, but I've worked it so we've got hardly owt to do this week.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Maybe I shouldn't be at work, but I am, so there.

0:34:22 > 0:34:28But Fern has a nagging suspicion that Ryan's still got more than owt to do.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31I feel like I just need to step in and give him a good shake,

0:34:31 > 0:34:33or just get on the phone to him and remind him

0:34:33 > 0:34:36about these things that are going through my head.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39But there's nothing I can do about it and I am having doubts,

0:34:39 > 0:34:42because he's not even got the bridesmaids' dresses.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45It is something he needed to get sorted.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48It's a bit disappointing really.

0:34:56 > 0:35:02Just two days before the wedding and Team Gorgeous are have finally decided to kit out the bridesmaids.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04It's all a bit of an afterthought.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07We're working to a tight budget.

0:35:07 > 0:35:08How much.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12We've got 100 quid each and we need to leave town today with a dress.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Because we have got no time.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17This is the first choice. 12.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Look at Rachel's face.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24- Try it.- What colour's that?

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Red.- Do you think that's like our cravats?- Yes.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29The same as our cravats.

0:35:29 > 0:35:30Look at Rachael.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33- She's going... - That's in our price range.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35Just pick that up!

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Can we not put a little bit towards it?

0:35:37 > 0:35:39- No.- Really? No.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Really no.- What's wrong with that?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44You're not giving it a chance, are you?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46We'll, try that one anyway.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Try it, it goes with our suits.

0:35:48 > 0:35:54Ryan's red and gold colour scheme leaves them little choice, especially on such a tight budget.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58To be fair, we planned on spending 60. That is the truth.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59What about this one here?

0:36:02 > 0:36:05- I don't really like any, to be honest.- No, I don't like these.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09- This one is just... - I don't think that's bridesmaid at all. Quite mumsy.

0:36:09 > 0:36:15This one's frumpy. And that's like a little girl at a party.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Yeah, that one on end's probably the best one.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23I'm for that one, me, personally. Price.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- What? What goes best?- That one.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29We don't know. So what are we doing, then?

0:36:29 > 0:36:32So, we don't like them. You don't like them ones.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34That one's all right.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36But it's just all right, isn't it?

0:36:36 > 0:36:38There is one more option in the shop.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41But there are only two dresses in stock.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43And they're in the wrong size.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Definitely out of all this is the most bridesmaidy.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50- I think they are nice, can we get them ones?- Definitely.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55The boys have made their decision. Two dresses will be altered to fit

0:36:55 > 0:36:59and they will have to make a 40-mile round trip to pick up a third.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02All before the shop shuts in an hour.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05We've got plans this afternoon, but we've put them on hold,

0:37:05 > 0:37:06cos we need to get these dresses.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- It's been a shambles.- Yeah.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Team Shambles better get a wiggle on.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Quick. Go, go, go, go!

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Quick!

0:37:23 > 0:37:28All your dresses are there, you've got to take them to alterations. Drive, drive!

0:37:32 > 0:37:36Reality is forcing its way into Ryan's Hollywood dreams.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38He still has no photographer, band or cake.

0:37:38 > 0:37:43But instead of knuckling down, he's taking it out on his best buddy.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Your shoes are just there. Why are they there?

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Why are they there?

0:37:49 > 0:37:50What's that?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53- For- BLEEP- sake, Rye! Sort your beef out!

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- I can't- BLEEP- stand it, mate. I can't stand this mess.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Stop deflecting it. We're here to plan a wedding, not tidy a caravan.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03Are you just slinging that in there?

0:38:03 > 0:38:04I'm going to hang it all up.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Are you really? - Yeah, the old floor hang.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10He's getting stressed because his caravan's a mess,

0:38:10 > 0:38:13which, to be honest, why should that come into it?

0:38:13 > 0:38:16End of day, we're here to plan a wedding, not clean the caravan.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- What a- BLEEP- hole!

0:38:20 > 0:38:25Ryan's shambolic planning is also having repercussions at Shelley's.

0:38:27 > 0:38:31The house phone is ringing constantly, people not knowing where they're going.

0:38:31 > 0:38:36Certain people haven't received written invitations that needed to, really.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40Fern's nana, she's not received an invite.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44What she's done is bumped into my other nana in town today

0:38:44 > 0:38:46and my other nana HAS received an invitation,

0:38:46 > 0:38:49so my other nana's like, "Oh, have you got you invite?"

0:38:49 > 0:38:52And she's like, "No, I haven't got mine,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54"why have you got one and I haven't?!"

0:38:54 > 0:38:57I don't know if she is going to receive an invitation.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01That's the worry we've got, that there's no-one going to be there.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Me and Matt are better at organising the occasion

0:39:11 > 0:39:14rather than organising the little details, I suppose.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17The people who are actually going to be there.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21We spent far too long on invites and some people's invites

0:39:21 > 0:39:24are still in my van, waiting to be delivered.

0:39:29 > 0:39:34I'm getting married the day after tomorrow and some people's invites are still in my van.

0:39:36 > 0:39:42I feel like they might have had more fun than I thought.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45I feel like it's been like The Ryan And Mattie Show.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50If Ryan were left to do a little bit more on his own, it might have been different.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53I mean, it is too late now.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58I am embarrassed because he's not been in touch with any of them.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12It is the day before the wedding and Fern's waiting for the dress

0:40:12 > 0:40:15she's been told will be delivered to her mum's house.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19Do you think it's coming from that dress shop?

0:40:19 > 0:40:22The anxious bride has convinced herself that Ryan

0:40:22 > 0:40:25must have bought her dress from her favourite local boutique.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30She's got two or three dresses in her head that she tried on

0:40:30 > 0:40:32and she's thinking that he's bound to pick one of them.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34That may not be the case.

0:40:34 > 0:40:38The dress is already two hours late and it's starting to dawn on Fern

0:40:38 > 0:40:42that her man might just have bought it elsewhere.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47I've got a sick feeling in my stomach.

0:40:47 > 0:40:51If the dress is a disaster and I really hated it,

0:40:51 > 0:40:53no, I don't think I'd wear it.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56The one thing I do want is for me to walk out of this house

0:40:56 > 0:40:59tomorrow morning feeling confident in the way I look.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02All eyes are going to be on me.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04I don't know, it could be a disaster.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08The wait is finally over.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16I don't recognise your two faces.

0:41:20 > 0:41:24I didn't expect to see your faces because I don't know you,

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- so it's not from my shop.- It's OK.

0:41:28 > 0:41:29It's not from the shop.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33Oh, dear.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37That didn't sound too promising.

0:41:37 > 0:41:43And now it is a case of truthfully whether to give her an honest reaction when she comes downstairs,

0:41:43 > 0:41:47or be a good mum and try and make the best of what I'm going to see.

0:41:47 > 0:41:51I don't know. I don't know what's the best thing to do, really.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Oh.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14I didn't think he'd pick that, I really didn't.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18I thought he'd have got something slim-fitted.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24I might look really sad, but I'm actually so just relieved.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I just want to try it on.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43- Spin for me, spin.- That's gorgeous. - Oh, it's beautiful.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Fabulous.- It's stunning.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48You were crying hysterically!

0:42:48 > 0:42:51I couldn't see the bag. I thought I was going to see a sign...

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Oh, for God's sake!

0:42:55 > 0:42:57That's beautiful.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59What was the hysteria? I could hear you.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01I thought, "Oh, my God."

0:43:01 > 0:43:04I thought you'd got something you didn't like.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06I'm shocked that he's picked it.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Why?

0:43:08 > 0:43:12Because I just didn't think he would. I didn't think he'd go for this.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14I thought it would be mega over-the-top

0:43:14 > 0:43:18with loads going on and all big, or simple. Do you love it?

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Absolutely love it. It's stunning, perfect.

0:43:21 > 0:43:22I love it.

0:43:22 > 0:43:26I love the bit of Swarovski going on and...

0:43:26 > 0:43:32I did not have this dress in my head, honestly, and that's why I was so relieved.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36- I didn't think that sounded like relief! - We though she didn't like it.

0:43:36 > 0:43:40That's fantastic. I can't believe he's picked that, it's beautiful.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42- Gorgeous.- Well done, Ryan.

0:43:52 > 0:43:57Tomorrow, the boys have a Hollywood extravaganza to pull off,

0:43:57 > 0:44:01but for Matt, it's the future of Team Gorgeous that's at stake.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05At the end of the day, he loves Fern to bits.

0:44:05 > 0:44:10And I love him to bits, he loves me to bits, Fern likes me.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13I wouldn't go as far as loves me!

0:44:13 > 0:44:16But I don't think Fern would ever stopping him seeing me.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20No way. And he'll always want to see me, but...

0:44:20 > 0:44:23this is his time, isn't it? I've got to let him go.

0:44:26 > 0:44:31- Good night, man.- Good night, groom!- Get off my toes!

0:44:39 > 0:44:47It's the morning of the wedding and the bride is still in the dark about Ryan's plans for her hair.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50Shelley has had enough of waiting.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53PHONE RINGS

0:44:53 > 0:44:56Hello?

0:44:56 > 0:45:01- Just one thing, is Fern getting a hairdresser this morning?- No.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03- No?- We've not organised one.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06All right, see you in a bit.

0:45:06 > 0:45:11Bye. There's no point kicking off, I'm not kicking off at him.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14- It's done. We need to crack on. - Whatever.

0:45:14 > 0:45:18I just hope it goes all right, I hope it's not a disaster or anything.

0:45:19 > 0:45:23# Sisters are doing it for themselves

0:45:26 > 0:45:31# Sisters are doing it for themselves... #

0:45:33 > 0:45:37- It'll do, it's fine.- I think I've made a pretty good job, actually.

0:45:37 > 0:45:43It'll do. It's not like what I had done at the hairdressers, but well done, Mum.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45It's OK. It will do.

0:45:47 > 0:45:51While the girls rush to get ready, the boys arrive at the church.

0:45:52 > 0:45:57A good few weeks of hard work - blood, sweat and tears.

0:45:57 > 0:46:01But has Ryan told enough people about the wedding to fill it?

0:46:06 > 0:46:10Time for the bride to see the last-minute bridesmaids' dresses.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13Oh, God!

0:46:13 > 0:46:16That is stunning.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Fab!

0:46:18 > 0:46:20They are gorgeous.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22He has picked a good colour.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25I'm taking it that red's the colour, then.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31I am so nervous, but so excited.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33I just need to get to wherever it is and see him.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Word of the wedding must have got out somehow.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42At the church, it is standing room only.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53What time is it now?

0:46:58 > 0:46:59Is it a church, definitely?

0:46:59 > 0:47:01Oh, God, it is.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Michelle's there!

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Oh, my God! Look. Oh, my God.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Seriously.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Are you all right? What's up?

0:47:50 > 0:47:56We have come together to witness the marriage of Ryan Edward and Fern.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00I, Fern, take you, Ryan Edward, to be my husband.

0:48:00 > 0:48:06- To have and to hold. - To have and to hold from this day forward.- For better, for worse.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07For richer, for poorer.

0:48:10 > 0:48:15- Come on. - Deep breath.- Oh, my God.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20- For richer, for poorer. - In sickness and in health.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23- In sickness and in health. - To love and to cherish.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25- To love and to cherish. - Till death us do to part.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28- Till death us do part. - According to God's holy law.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31- According to God's holy law. - Ryan Edward, I give you this ring.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34- As a sign of our marriage. - As a sign of our marriage.

0:48:34 > 0:48:38Ryan and Fern have given their consent and made their marriage vows

0:48:38 > 0:48:42to each other, I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

0:48:42 > 0:48:46Ryan, you may kiss the bride, and we'll give them a round of applause.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Yeah, you've done very well. You have surprised me.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08I told you - in the bag!

0:49:08 > 0:49:12You can drop your cocky act now, though - back to reality with me, boy.

0:49:12 > 0:49:16With Ryan back in his box, Matt dashes to the venue to sort out

0:49:16 > 0:49:21all the Hollywood details, while Fern gets a very special detour.

0:49:21 > 0:49:25- I've missed the caravan. - Yeah? You're about to see it.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- No, I mean it now.- What's up?

0:49:29 > 0:49:31What are we calling back there for?

0:49:31 > 0:49:34# I got another confession to make... #

0:49:38 > 0:49:42No way. No way!

0:49:44 > 0:49:46It is going to be a hell of an entrance.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49I have never even been in a helicopter before.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12- What's the secret location?- Secret.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Ryan's leading lady finally gets the treatment she deserves,

0:50:18 > 0:50:23but will she be ever able to take the limelight away from Matt?

0:50:24 > 0:50:30Hello, this is best man TV, reporting live from Alton Hall on the wedding of Ryan and Fern.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33How do you feel about your Ryan being made an honest man of himself?

0:50:33 > 0:50:35I am absolutely proud of him.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Ryan will get a big pat on the back from me.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41We are waiting on the big arrival of Ryan and Fern.

0:50:41 > 0:50:44We're getting live feed right back now. Erm...

0:50:44 > 0:50:47Tss, tss... Yeah, they are approaching.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Look at everyone!

0:51:16 > 0:51:20Some of the guests were only invited yesterday, but a big crowd has gathered

0:51:20 > 0:51:26for the couple's a red carpet entrance, complete with Ryan's gold Hollywood award statues.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29It's amazing what you can do with a napkin nowadays.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32I am interviewing the bride and groom on their fabulous day.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35- How are you feeling today, Ryan? - Fantastic.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37The lovely bride, you are looking stunning today.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40- Thank you!- How you feel about the proceedings so far?

0:51:40 > 0:51:44- I'm just wondering what these guys are doing here.- It's just for us.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47- I'm not quite sure, actually. - It took some organising, this.

0:51:50 > 0:51:54What is it meant to be? I don't get it. I am just a bit confused, actually.

0:51:54 > 0:52:02The gold men might have left Fern lost for words, but what about the grand venue?

0:52:02 > 0:52:05You know what, I think it tops my dream venue.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07It blows it out the water.

0:52:07 > 0:52:12My main worry was I wanted all my guests to feel comfortable, relaxed and just enjoy the whole day.

0:52:12 > 0:52:17I think they are going to enjoy it here a lot more than they would have done at my venue.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19It is absolutely perfect.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Ryan has pulled in favours on the rings,

0:52:22 > 0:52:26cars and flowers and has somehow managed to come in on budget.

0:52:26 > 0:52:31Even if the decor is not exactly like a Hollywood premiere.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34- What you think? - Oh, it looks gorgeous.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36- Yeah?- Oh, yeah.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38What about that wall there?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Oh, my God!

0:52:42 > 0:52:44That's amazing.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47Oh, my God!

0:52:47 > 0:52:50What made you choose those photos?

0:52:50 > 0:52:54I like that one and that one is just us messing about.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Oh, my God, let me see the cake.

0:52:55 > 0:53:00- The cake.- Oh, my God, look at that, yeah, that is gorgeous.

0:53:03 > 0:53:10I think you've done an absolute fab job, but if you skimped on anything, it is probably the detail.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13You've not gone to town on it like you have everything else.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16- No.- Well done. You've done an absolutely amazing job.

0:53:16 > 0:53:20- Yeah?- Yeah. - Don't get all embarrassed.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23I'm not embarrassed. Let's get some guests in here.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Yes, I am a bit envious of them.

0:53:31 > 0:53:36Who wouldn't be? He didn't overstep it, though, he didn't go too far and, no, I am totally proud.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39He is our son now.

0:53:39 > 0:53:40Whether we like it or not.

0:53:44 > 0:53:49I just want to say thanks to Fern's mum and dad for creating this beautiful woman here.

0:53:49 > 0:53:56And every second I spend with her, I just really appreciate everything about her

0:53:56 > 0:54:00and it has been amazing today and I couldn't have done it without Matt.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03He's been the best man for the job.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05- I thought that was for the bridesmaids.- I lied.

0:54:05 > 0:54:08There's a few boxes in them.

0:54:08 > 0:54:09Mate...

0:54:09 > 0:54:11APPLAUSE

0:54:20 > 0:54:23The emotions got the better of me then. I'm meant to be macho.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29Group hug.

0:54:29 > 0:54:31I'm now part of the family.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33He's part of the woodwork.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36You know when you go to bed tomorrow night and I'm in the middle of you?

0:54:36 > 0:54:39- What, you're not moving in or anything?- Oh, no!

0:54:39 > 0:54:44I'll just be at the window - "No! Please!"

0:54:49 > 0:54:52I'm not going to go anywhere for a long period of time ever again,

0:54:52 > 0:54:58because he has totally moved in and taken my place. I mean, for God's sake, he even took my bed.

0:54:58 > 0:54:59How can you both sleep in my bed?

0:54:59 > 0:55:03I woke up a couple of times and he was cuddling me.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05Did you prefer his company to mine?

0:55:05 > 0:55:08No, he's too hairy.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13You've totally pulled it off.

0:55:13 > 0:55:19It has been amazing and I have totally felt so special and like a princess, really.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22You've given me everything I have ever dreamed of and more.

0:55:29 > 0:55:33- Pulled it off, didn't we? - We certainly did. I enjoyed every last minute of it.

0:55:33 > 0:55:38- There were ups, downs. - There were laughter.- So what do you reckon to wedding planning?

0:55:38 > 0:55:39- Piece of piss?- Yeah.- Easy.

0:55:39 > 0:55:43- Easy-peasy, wedding planning. - Yeah. Wedding planning...

0:55:45 > 0:55:47BOTH: Done!

0:55:54 > 0:55:55Wax much?

0:55:59 > 0:56:03Next time, Hannah and Andy.

0:56:03 > 0:56:07- I am not a magician. - It's my wedding, I've got enough stress at the moment.

0:56:07 > 0:56:11You are the bitch of the bitchiest of the bitches.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face?

0:56:13 > 0:56:16The mother of the bride is coming round - the dog's eaten BLEEP everything.

0:56:16 > 0:56:19No strippers, no strippers.

0:56:19 > 0:56:24If you tie me up and there's any women around, she won't accept that as an excuse.

0:56:24 > 0:56:29Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, lap dances... No, no, no!

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