0:00:03 > 0:00:06Hold on to your hats. Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- LAUGHTER What do you think? - You look really nice.- Do I?!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Only the bravest of brides... - I'm really scared!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...
0:00:20 > 0:00:21EVIL LAUGH
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- ..alone.- She's going to love it. I know she is. But she'll probably kill me.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27The grooms get £12,000...
0:00:27 > 0:00:28No strippers!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36With a million ways to splash the cash...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I got married on a battleship!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Black to Vegas, baby.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- ..and a million things to organise. - I don't know what she wants.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46He's well stressing me out.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?- I can't do it.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And will it be for better... or for worse?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55After 10 minutes, I'll want to get it off.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- You've ripped the whole family apart. - SHE SOBS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Urgh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is hell on earth.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Tonight, confident Andy goes all out to put on a fairy-tale wedding
0:01:06 > 0:01:09for his teenage bride, Hannah.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12And then I can gloat for probably the rest of my life!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- But can he ever please this princess?- I want it!
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- I'm not a fricking magician!- Hello? It's MY wedding! Don't you think I've enough stress at the moment?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Will his Polish stag do be the ruin of him?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26If you tie me up, and there's any women around,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29she won't accept that as an excuse.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, lap dancers. No, no, no!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38And how many pairs of shoes will it take to get his bride up the aisle?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face?- Shoes!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Always about the bloody shoes!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Can this man...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47give this woman
0:01:47 > 0:01:49the wedding of her dreams?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm not wearing these shoes.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Today, 18-year-old Hannah is moving out of the flat in Colwyn Bay
0:02:08 > 0:02:13that she shares with 28-year-old Andy, who's in telesales.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Everyone thinks I'm insane,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19but hopefully he'll prove himself to me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23But will he prove himself?
0:02:23 > 0:02:28The couple fell in love when Hannah started work at a local bar.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33I was bar manager and Hannah was a waitress, so I used to boss her around a little bit.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35He was, yeah... Well, I say he was my boss.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39So I thought, "Want a way to get privileges? Go out with the boss!"
0:02:39 > 0:02:43And that was on a Monday, and by the Friday, you had moved in.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52Despite the ten-year age gap, there's no mistaking who rules the roost in this relationship.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Going this way!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, what Hannah wants, nine times out of ten, Hannah gets.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01As the baby of her family, it's what Hannah's always been used to.
0:03:01 > 0:03:07I'm the youngest, and I'm spoilt, and I'm just a princess.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I like to be treated like a princess. SHE LAUGHS
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Andy's prepared to dig deep to keep his princess happy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19What normally happens is Hannah gets what she wants and I make do, whether it's not going to football
0:03:19 > 0:03:27this week because it costs 3.50 plus the fuel, but that 3.50 is a chicken sandwich meal for Hannah.
0:03:27 > 0:03:34Those are the sort of compromises that I have to make to keep her sweet, but she's worth it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37But sometimes it seems like nothing is good enough for Hannah
0:03:37 > 0:03:41as Andy found out when he spent £1,500
0:03:41 > 0:03:43on a diamond engagement ring.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I had to beg my mum and dad for money.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51I got it custom made so it was unique, not one off the shelf,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- and it still wasn't right. So... - SHE LAUGHS
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- ..what do you do? - It's not hideous. It's just...
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- You call a spade a spade.- ..not what I imagined my ring would be like.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06She comes across quite often as a bitch, you know.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10She will be the first to admit it, that sometimes she is very,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14very stroppy if she doesn't get her own way, she will kick up a fuss.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20It takes a confident man to keep Hannah happy. Luckily, Andy isn't short on self-esteem.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24He's unbelievably cocky, but when it comes down to it, I would
0:04:24 > 0:04:30put money on something going wrong, just because he leaves everything to the last minute all the time.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34He literally will just stand there and spin on the spot thinking,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36"What have I got to do, what have I got to do?"
0:04:36 > 0:04:40And he's not exactly known for his eye for detail.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43As long as you get married, as long as everyone gets drunk
0:04:43 > 0:04:47and as long as everyone gets food, that's pretty much it, isn't it?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Let's hope he's right, because he's got a lot to lose.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55His balls are on the line. If he messes up, he knows that
0:04:55 > 0:04:58there will be consequences of his actions.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Go, go.- See each other in three weeks.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15The next time they see each other will be at the altar.
0:05:15 > 0:05:21I dunno, it just all seems very, very real, and I've got three weeks, I'm not going to see her.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25And I'm actually quite scared.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Hannah's moving back in with her mum, who happens to live
0:05:31 > 0:05:33just around the corner.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Her parents split up when she was 13.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39She thinks she's a princess, doesn't she?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Since she was little, cos being the youngest she's been a bit spoiled.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Pink lace and frills, that's her. That's what she's like.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48So what's going to happen now with this wedding?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I don't know. It's in his hands.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- SHE LAUGHS - I hope he'll be able to do it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You're worrying me a bit.
0:05:58 > 0:06:06With just three weeks to arrange a fairy-tale wedding fit for his princess, Andy heads to a local bar.
0:06:06 > 0:06:12Speakers is run by his best man Jason, but there's no sign of the boss.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Jason's not here, is he?- No.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm going to kill him. First day.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19First day, and he's not even out of bed.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'll kill him. Absolutely kill him.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30You're alive. He's alive! I thought you'd been arrested or something.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What are you doing to me? It's my first day!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Jason and Andy have been best mates since they were 12 years old.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- I'm good to go.- OK.
0:06:39 > 0:06:46Since Andy's parents moved to France eight years ago, Jason's been like family to Andy.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50But he wouldn't be Hannah's first choice for best man.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53He likes to see me get stressed,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57and the only way to get to me is to make Andy misbehave.
0:06:58 > 0:07:04The thing I'm worried about is them getting pissed every night, partying till God knows
0:07:04 > 0:07:08what time and being hungover all day. I think they'll be up to mischief.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Finally ready to start. - Where do you start?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Right, I've just started, weddings, North Wales.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Are you sure it's a good idea for us to plan this?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- It's a bit late now, mate. - Yeah, I suppose it is.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24But it's never too early to start planning the stag do.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28What's my stag do budget? I need a stag do budget.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I need two.- 15.- What? I need two.
0:07:32 > 0:07:341,500, not a penny more.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- I need two. - No, 1,500, not a penny more.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41That's 1,500 quid gone, and Jason knows how to spend it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45It's going to be a good few nights, the stag do. We're looking at at least four days.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49When it comes to the stag, Hannah has already laid down the law.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52No stripper, no lap dancers or...
0:07:53 > 0:07:58..any girl pumping and grinding on him and I won't be happy.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02I've got to take him to a strip club or get him a stripper, because it's got to be like that.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I want to wind Hannah up as much as possible.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Wedding venue, Wales.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12It needs to be...big.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It does need to be sensible.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Not necessarily.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I've got...big expectations for my wedding -
0:08:20 > 0:08:24big dress, and a horse and carriage,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28a really nice, classy fairy-tale wedding with all the trimmings.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Bouncy castle.- Bouncy castle?
0:08:31 > 0:08:39- Pissed-up people, bouncy castle. Put it down.- Magician. Yeah. - It's not a kids' party, mate.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Jason. They do medieval banquets!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Honestly, they do medieval banquets.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I could come in as Robin Hood. She could be my Maid Marion!
0:08:52 > 0:08:58The boys head off to their first potential venue with its medieval banqueting hall.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00OK, I'm liking this.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05Ruthin castle dates back to the 12th century and boasts a dungeon and whipping pit.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09This is the medieval banqueting hall.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Wow, it is medieval.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13The way it is set up today
0:09:13 > 0:09:15is the way it would be set up for a medieval banquet.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Yeah. Myself and Hannah would be the baron and baroness.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24She's a princess, Andy, not a baroness.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27My worst theme would be a medieval theme.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Knowing him, he will think, "We'll do a theme and
0:09:29 > 0:09:33the medieval princess theme," but the medieval princess costumes are AWFUL.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I suppose you've got to think now about what Hannah wants,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- haven't you? You have got to think... - Allegedly. - THEY LAUGH
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I've got to think what I can and can't get away with it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Are you looking to surprise her?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50I'm looking for nice surprises on the day, and to wind her up all the way up until that point.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- OK.- Hannah might be expecting some jokes from prankster Andy,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57but a medieval theme would cost him his crown jewels.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Although she's only 18, Hannah has known
0:10:02 > 0:10:05where she wants to get married since she was a little girl.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10She's taking chief bridesmaid Sarah to see her dream church, St Margaret's.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Look at them. Draglins!- Draglins?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I was going to say goblins, and then dragons at the same time.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- There they are, though, look. They're scary.- It is a really pretty church, isn't it?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah. It is very nice.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26The only thing it hasn't got on it though, you know when some churches
0:10:26 > 0:10:30have them windows, they've all got pictures of people on there,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33you know, from like the Bible? This church hasn't got that, though.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- I like them windows.- Yeah, it's just such a pretty church.
0:10:37 > 0:10:43And it reminds me of a Disney princess castle, somewhere a Disney princess would live.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46But I'm not holy, I just like it because it's pretty.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Duh-duh d-duh, duh-duh d-duh...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I think this is romantic.
0:10:53 > 0:10:59A registry office isn't romantic at all, is it? This is nice.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02How is the venue not a big deal to anybody?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06When you see people getting married in a registry office, I think, "Eugh.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09"How common!"
0:11:09 > 0:11:14I think it should be a church like this, and then off to a big, fancy Manor House or something.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18But he would have chosen anything. I could be getting married
0:11:18 > 0:11:21on a bloody dinghy in the middle of the sea or something.
0:11:21 > 0:11:27# I am sailing, I am sailing... #
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Well, what I'm thinking, take her on a boat, and she'll hate it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34She will hate it. She hates salt water.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Andy is contemplating a venue on the other side of the estuary.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43- His plan is to put the wind up Hannah, by sending her there by boat.- She might kill you, though.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It will make her upset, and then she'll be relieved.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You sure you want to make her upset?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Not upset in a bad way. She'll be panicking, she'll be stressed, and she should trust me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56She should trust me!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Friday 21st...not going to do it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Luckily for Hannah, Andy's plan is scuppered by the tides.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08That would have been hilarious, watching her going berserk.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11It's back to the drawing board for the pranksters.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16But Hannah has always known exactly where she wants her reception to be held.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18A big country house, isn't it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's down the road from the church, so I can get in my horse and carriage.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23And travel up here?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Thank you for being here today.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Nice gardens, aren't they?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yeah, and there's peacocks running about somewhere.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Lovely.- Rich people have peacocks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It's nice. I like it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Hopefully he'll think of somewhere like this, because... - It's just common sense, isn't it?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Yes.- But he hasn't got buckets of that either, has he?
0:12:43 > 0:12:48FLAPPING BIRDS, THEY SCREAM Oh, my God!
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Oh my God! Too scary here.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- There's bloody birds everywhere.- I think he'll get you somewhere nice.
0:12:58 > 0:13:04I think he'll get something nice, but it's whether it's... Like hotels are nice, aren't they?
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Yes, they are nice.- But I wouldn't want my wedding in a hotel.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Even if it's a nice, posh hotel, I don't care.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Next venue on the boys' list, a posh hotel.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17OK, this has potential.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19At last, Andy is thinking sensibly.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25If you want the civil ceremony, this is the room that I would suggest.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29The bride could either enter from the run down there, or from just here.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Then you have Crabwall as your backdrop, which is spectacular.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- Every girl's fairy-tale castle, perfect for the wedding.- Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Those are the magic words.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Fairy-tale and Castle. But can he afford it?
0:13:43 > 0:13:49With over a 10th of the budget set aside for his stag do, Andy knows he'll need to make some savings.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- If you can give me an indication of what your budget is... - What are we talking?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Two and a half?- That's what we are hoping to do, about £2,500.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03OK. I think I actually can help you, but it's slightly lower than it normally would be.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- A good day. - A very good day, as it turns out.
0:14:05 > 0:14:11That's the venue and catering in the bag for just £2,500.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- That's really cheap. - That's ridiculously cheap.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17That should give him a bit of extra cash to splash on the rest of the wedding.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Yes, you can have your £2,000 for the stag, as a gimmick.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Or he could just blow some more on the stag.
0:14:23 > 0:14:30You have to remember that, if any of it involves any women at all,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32one, I'm not overly keen, you know what I mean?
0:14:32 > 0:14:39But, if you tie me up and there's any women around, she won't accept that as an excuse.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Being tied up will not wash.
0:14:43 > 0:14:49Right now, Hannah is more concerned about what she's going to be wearing on her wedding day.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51That's a nice dress.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- No, I don't like it.- Oh.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Do you want big earrings, or just little earrings?
0:14:55 > 0:15:00I don't know. If he doesn't get me any jewellery, am I allowed to go out and buy myself some jewellery?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02No - he doesn't want you to wear it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05If he doesn't want you to wear it, you can't wear it.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- But maybe he's just forgotten about jewellery.- Tough. You're not allowed to wear any.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10He might not be thinking about you and your dress.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13He might be thinking of himself, what can he wear?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- He might even turn up in a suit with a Manchester United T-shirt on... - Don't!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- DON'T!- ..instead of a shirt and tie!
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- Shush! No, he wouldn't.- He might have a Man United theme going on.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28He might! You know, instead of flowers everywhere,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31he'll have footballs everywhere, Man United footballs everywhere.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Football flag, or something, on the back. Man United! - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Scary now.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40He might, though, that's what he might be thinking.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45That's what she hates, that she's got no control over anything.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48She's just got to go with whatever he wants to do, really.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Of course, what he wants to do is keep his princess happy.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57After his disaster with Hannah's engagement ring, Andy is taking no chances with the wedding ring.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Remember, Andy, diamonds are a girl's best friend.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06You have £799 for Hannah's ring, and your own ring is £629.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09May I ask what sort of design the engagement ring is?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- She doesn't like her engagement ring.- She doesn't like it?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- No. She's slightly fussy. - That's OK, we don't mind fussy.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17That means perfect styling.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- You haven't met Hannah! - No, you haven't met my princess. - THEY LAUGH
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Do you think Andy will miss me?- Yeah.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Of course he will, you've been together for ages. He's going to miss you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31As soon as you got together, you were always with each other.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You've never really been apart. Have you, really?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's true what they say. Opps...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38opp... what's the word? Abs, ab...?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Absence.- Abs...that word,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43makes the heart grow fonder. It's well true.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47It's so weird. I appreciate Andy.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Well, you depend on Andy a lot don't, don't you? Because Andy does everything.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Everything really, doesn't he? - No, he just goes to where he can get his money.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- He does do everything, so she depends on him.- No, I don't.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- You do.- No, I don't.- You do.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- No, I don't.- You do.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03No, I don't.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- She does.- I don't.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Back at the shops, Andy has moved on to his specialist subject.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Ha-ha, this is more like it!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Basically, we were thinking of something to wear under the dress.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- We?- OK. I've been thinking about something that she can wear under the dress.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Wrong'un, dirty boy. Dirty boy.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Hannah would kill me.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Does it count if it's plastic? - THEY LAUGH
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- That's so wrong!- You see, it doesn't look good like that, but...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- It's for you, isn't it? - It is. This is my present to me.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Today, Hannah is meeting up with the other man in her life -
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- her dad.- This is the person that got me obsessed about McDonalds.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44- It's his fault.- Why is it my fault?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Because...- That's the only thing you'd ever eat.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53I'd have to go out at 10 o'clock at night to get a McDonald's kids meal.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Nuggets. And then it changed to chicken sandwich meal,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59no lettuce, extra mayo.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- And Coke to drink.- She's my little princess, isn't she?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06No matter how old she is, when she gets married and everything.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Though, when I found out she was getting married,
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I cried a bit, because I'm not going to be the number one man in her life now.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16But she'll always be my little baby.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Suddenly, it all makes sense.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Another day, another shopping trip. The boys are after bridesmaids'
0:18:23 > 0:18:29dresses, and Andy knows there's only one colour his princess will feel pretty in - pink!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32They're the wrong colour. Wrong colour, wrong colour, wrong colour.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Maybe. Let's have a look at this. - That's not bad.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39It's the right colour, and it's in the sale. It's a no-brainer.
0:18:39 > 0:18:44Basically, we're trying to sort out bridesmaids' dresses. OK?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- What, you are?- Yes, I'm picking everything, with my best man.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Basically, if you were given that to wear, bearing in mind
0:18:51 > 0:18:55that bridesmaids aren't always given the nicest of dresses, would you be happy with that?
0:18:55 > 0:19:00- I wouldn't mind it - I quite like the colour of it. - Jason, am I being hasty?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- No, buy them.- Not worth faffing about, is it?- No, Buy them.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Right. I think that's decision made.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- OK. - Shall we go and sort it out, please?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11At the end of the first week, Andy has
0:19:11 > 0:19:16a venue, some underwear, and three bargain basement bridesmaids' dresses.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20He still has everything left to do, but he's not worried.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Shall we call it a day? - Let's go for a pint.- Let's go.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Hannah knows her man all too well
0:19:25 > 0:19:29and is starting to stress about his progress.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34I think Andy, at the moment, will be cocky as you like.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I can just see him now, being cocky about everything.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44And he'll leave everything to the last minute, because he was being so cocky. And then he'll be flapping.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49It's doing my head in that he's not sent invites out already.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54You only need the date and the venue to do the invitation, and surely he's sorted that out already.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Invitations are the last thing on Andy's mind.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02The boys are so chuffed with their first week's achievements,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05that they're having a little stag do dress rehearsal.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19THEY CHEER
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Hold on, he's going to blow!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Next morning, and the hangover has kicked in.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Little bit rough this morning, to be honest.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38You might be feeling rough now, but over at Hannah's mum's house, he has an even bigger headache brewing.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42People are going mad about these bloody invitations. Where it is, when it is.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- It is well stressing me out. Why hasn't he done it?- I don't know!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Well, will you go down Speakers' Corner and speak to him?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Ask where the bloody invitations are, and tell him I want some money.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Money? - Yes, I want some money to go out.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01- Oh, my God.- He'll be expecting it. He's probably just waiting for the time he gets asked for money for me.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You cheeky bitch.
0:21:03 > 0:21:10Happy with all they've achieved so far, the boys are contemplating the world's longest stag do.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Considering we're taking the middle week off...- Yeah, we've got time to take a week off.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- How are you?- Hi, how you doing?
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- I've been brought by the bitch of the bitchest of the bitches. - She kicking off?
0:21:22 > 0:21:26She's kicking off like mad to me. She's like nearly crying.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Why?- You haven't done the invitations.- We've done one week.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I've been given orders. She wants invitations.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- And she wants £50, because she's run out of money.- She wants money?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Yes, she wants £50 off you. - She got paid £400.- It's all gone.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- In a week?- Yeah.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- So basically, she's bought a load of clothes?- Yes. She wants £50.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Tough shit. - No, because we're going out tonight!
0:21:48 > 0:21:53I don't give a toss. Basically, she shouldn't have spent her wages in a week.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56That's ridiculous. Two weeks, I'd have probably let her off.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58But a week is a piss-take.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02I can't go back and tell her this, you know. She's going to go mad at me.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04She's blitzed it in a week, that's not my fault.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09- Right, OK. And invitations, what are you doing about them? - Tell her to trust me.- Trust you?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11That's it, nothing else.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- And no £50? - SHE GIGGLES
0:22:16 > 0:22:19You're not going out tonight unless you're paying for it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:25Excuse me, when did this get turned round for ME paying for HER? You're the one marrying her!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, and I'll pay for her for the rest of my life!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Yes, mate, you will.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Tell her I'm pissed off. - All right then.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Not to wind you up at all, but...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- I need a cig.- Oh, dear.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45MUSIC: "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
0:22:45 > 0:22:50Of course it's Hannah, that is just what she's like.
0:22:50 > 0:22:56She doesn't think of how her actions affect me, she just piles it on and expects me to rescue her.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00So, I'm doing the wedding. That's all I'm doing for her this month.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Andy may not have deep pockets, but he does have a big heart.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09You've got to take the whole package. Hannah's absolutely everything else.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11She's drop-dead gorgeous.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16She is perfect for me, because she keeps me guessing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18She does little random things.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21She throws me a little random challenges every now and again.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23We just get on.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26We are genuinely like soulmates.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28She is a pampered princess.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33I genuinely wish I was a millionaire so I could treat her the way she wants to be treated.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You know, I'd give her the world if I could.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39But she has to understand that I haven't got it at the moment. I can't do it.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Let's hope Hannah understands.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Bad news first. - He's not giving you £50.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51He says, "I can't believe she's spent £400 in a week. I'm not giving her £50."
0:23:51 > 0:23:57- I asked him about the invitations, and he said just trust him. - He can't be arsed doing it any more.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02BLEEP people can't be BLEEP arsed doing ONE thing for me. He's got three weeks.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05He can't do it in one week, invitations? It's hardly...
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Hello, it's MY wedding. Do you not think I've got enough stress for me at the moment?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Without people moaning to me?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Fine. I'll go to his house, I'll take the PlayStation and I'll BLEEP pawn the PlayStation.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23See what he does then. Will I get my £50 then?
0:24:26 > 0:24:32That went well. While Sarah takes the flak, angry Andy takes a night off.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41The next morning, and reality has started to creep into the boys' camp.
0:24:41 > 0:24:48Apart from me and you, nobody knows anything and it's just not good enough for them.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51It's Hannah that's not supposed to know, not the rest of the world.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Maybe Hannah had a point about those invitations after all.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58He's in a bit of a flap, yeah.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I knew it was coming, I just wondered how many days it'd take.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I just need to have things in place.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10I mean, the invites have to go out tomorrow, they need to be delivered by hand tomorrow.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I need to sort the dress tomorrow.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17I've just got a ridiculous amount of stuff to do in a very, very short space of time.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20It's all happening tomorrow, then.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24But Andy needs to knuckle down to some serious wedding planning now.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Hair and make-up? - Yes, yeah. Grab somebody online.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32Chester area. In fact, that's what you can do - find a hotel for her the night before.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'll be just chuffed to get away with it, full stop.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, dear, he's really bottling it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I really have, mate. My head is up my arse.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46With his new-found sense of urgency, Andy takes on one of his toughest tasks.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Do you know what I'm looking for?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I do, yeah. I know what you're looking for.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54It's got to be tight all around here, tight and...
0:25:54 > 0:25:55yeah, and then "PUFH!"
0:25:55 > 0:25:59I don't know what the words are, but that's what I'm looking for.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Hannah and Sarah are also out dress shopping.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Hiya, can I try some dresses on? - What sort of dress are you looking for?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- A pale pink one. This one catches my eye.- Oh, it's beautiful.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16I want a corset, don't I? A tight corset, so I'm sexy as everything.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Fitted at the top?- Yeah.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Think princess and pink, then you've got it.- OK.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23No surprises there, then.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Do you have a particular colour in mind?- White, yeah, definitely white.- Whoops!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# Pink, it's my new obsession
0:26:33 > 0:26:35# Pink, it's not even a question... #
0:26:35 > 0:26:37You look really pretty!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's beautiful.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43It really is beautiful.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I look like a woman!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49You are a woman, you'll be a bride.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54- You do look absolutely gorgeous in that, Hannah. She looks gorgeous, doesn't she?- Yes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I can't speak.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I do feel like a princess.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Like, I don't feel like sexy, but you don't wanna feel sexy, do you?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- I feel pretty.- Like a lady.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Yeah, pretty like a lady.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10And I want Andy to cry when he sees me.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13What if he actually doesn't get me anything I like?
0:27:14 > 0:27:15I want it!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17But you can't have it.
0:27:17 > 0:27:23Meanwhile, Andy has found the dress he thinks is fit for his princess.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26It is a current Justin Alexander dress and it's very, very beautiful.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30That's well nice, Jase. She'd look like a goddess in it, won't she?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33The perfect dress, but not the perfect price.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37It's £1,035, Jase. If we can get it for £800, I'll take that.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Because of what you're doing, and I think it's very romantic, I'm prepared...
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Romantic? It's the first time anyone's called it romantic. Idiotic, chaotic...- Or brave!
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Romantic and brave, I'm prepared for you to have this one.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Buy it.- Yeah...
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Buy it.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53It's beautiful.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Enough, done, finished. Happy.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Very, very happy.
0:27:57 > 0:28:0110 days in and Andy's on a roll.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04He is finally getting his invitations done.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09I know they're not the traditional wedding ones with the pinkness and the frilliness and all that stuff,
0:28:09 > 0:28:14but they've been hassling me to do it, so I've done it as quickly as a human possibly can.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- That's it, innit?- And it's cheap.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Yeah, and it's not 300 quid or something ridiculous, yeah.
0:28:19 > 0:28:26There's one very special invitation that Jason and Hannah's dog are hand delivering.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Hello.- Oh, it's a puppy! - I've brought you a present.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Oh, puppy!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Oh, my love!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Hello, baby!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38What have you got me?
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Just that, and that.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43And I've got strict instructions to run away now, so...
0:28:43 > 0:28:45- Bye!- No strippers!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48No strippers!
0:28:48 > 0:28:49We'll see about that.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Aah! That's a Me To You card, it's a silver envelope.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54I know.
0:28:54 > 0:29:00"To my princess, I love you and we will show the world how we feel on Sunday the 23rd of May, 2010."
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Are these the invitations? They better not be just a piece of card.
0:29:03 > 0:29:10- That's not your invitation.- "PS, you need to be ready with three others to leave at about 1pm on Wednesday."
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- I wonder where I'm going?- These boys know where they're going.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Andy may still have a pile of invites to send out,
0:29:17 > 0:29:21but that's not going to stop him enjoying a five-day stag do.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23And while they jet off in style,
0:29:23 > 0:29:29the hen party have to squeeze into Jason's mate's car for their mystery tour.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31- Not gonna fit in here.- You will, put it in the middle of yous.
0:29:35 > 0:29:42The boys have landed in Krakow, Poland - the destination of choice for any discerning stag do.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46I'm none the wiser, I still haven't got a clue what we're doing. I'm a bit nervous.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48I reckon I've got him on this one.
0:29:50 > 0:29:55Andy has sent the girls to Blackpool, but apart from transport
0:29:55 > 0:29:59and a hotel, he hasn't actually arranged anything for them to do.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04I thought he might have planned certain activities for us, but he hasn't.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07So, I'm a bit bummed about that.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13The boys, meanwhile, have plenty of activities to keep them amused.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16I can see guns. I can see lots of guns.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20We are using today 100% real gun and 100% real killing ammunition.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21If you think, "Round, target," nice.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24If something else, possible big problem.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28This is the reason why you must be thinking about the direction of the barrel.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Oh, my God, it's so cold!
0:30:32 > 0:30:36At the Pleasure Beach, the girls are left to entertain themselves.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46In Poland, Andy's adrenalin is pumping.
0:30:46 > 0:30:51That is amazing. You can feel your heart going like that.
0:30:51 > 0:30:56The girls are also giving it their best shot.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Oh!
0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Food.- The boys' evening entertainment begins with dinner.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06But with a wind-up merchant as a best man, who knows what could be on the menu?
0:31:06 > 0:31:11For some reason they won't let cameras in here. No idea why.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Might be stitching him up a bit.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15In Blackpool, all thoughts have turned to the stag.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19What would think if he'd gone to strip clubs, straight to strip clubs.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- I'd get a divorce within, like, a week.- Would you?
0:31:22 > 0:31:26I told him, he goes to a strip bar, we're having a divorce and that's it, end of.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- What if he thought you were joking...?- He knows I'm not joking.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- I told him.- I'm scared of you!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Let's hope Andy's dinner was worth it.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- It was just a nice dinner, wasn't it?- Well, not quite.
0:31:38 > 0:31:43It was a nice dinner with some topless girls, and that's the worst.
0:31:44 > 0:31:49The boys move on to part two of their evening's entertainment, the party bus.
0:31:49 > 0:31:54And they've found a stripper who's not at all camera shy.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59# Get away from the bar
0:31:59 > 0:32:03# Tell your boyfriend hold your jar and dance with me... #
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Honestly, mate, you are a hero. I could not have picked a better man.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Fellas! Cheers!
0:32:12 > 0:32:16To put Hannah's mind at ease,
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Jason sends the girls a reassuring message.
0:32:19 > 0:32:24I'm just sending Sarah little text to let her know that Andy is OK.
0:32:24 > 0:32:31"Just so you know, Andy is very well and little drunk, and not in Eastern Europe in any way whatsoever."
0:32:31 > 0:32:34- Where's Eastern Europe? - "Love Jason."
0:32:34 > 0:32:38- That's a bit random, isn't it? - Where's Eastern Europe?
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Like... is that Prague?
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Is that Prague?
0:32:43 > 0:32:49If he is in Prague, call it off, because I'm not going down the aisle if he's in Prague. I swear to God.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53- I'm not even joking here.- Why don't you want it to be in Prague?
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Hookers, Rachel.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Isn't that Amsterdam?
0:32:59 > 0:33:04As the party bus heads off into the Polish night, Hannah has cut short her hen do.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08"We're not in Eastern Europe, ha ha, smiley face."
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Shut up, Jason, I'm not stupid.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13As if I'd let my boyfriend go abroad with you.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Not on this earth.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16Not while I'm alive.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21For a start, it's Eastern Europe. What's in Eastern Europe?
0:33:21 > 0:33:26Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, lap dancers. No, no, no.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Oh, God.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36Day three of the stag, and it's not a pretty sight.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40It's Friday, we're going home today.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I've managed to get through the stag, I'm not...
0:33:43 > 0:33:46I'm not dead, I'm not bruised or battered, either.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50And I woke up in a bed
0:33:50 > 0:33:52on my own.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56I'm happy. I think I've got away with it.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59I don't think my boys have stitched me up as bad as they could have,
0:33:59 > 0:34:04so I'm very grateful. And my head's hurting and my throat hurts.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08Andy's hangover is about to get a lot worse.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Jason?- What?- Where's my wallet?
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- I don't know. - Alex has lost his passport.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16We need to leave for the airport in two hours.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20The problem is that the embassy is in Warsaw, which is three hours away.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24We're basically screwed.
0:34:24 > 0:34:30We need to figure out a way of getting Alex home without a passport in the next two hours.
0:34:30 > 0:34:37This is the only thing I've not organised, and it's been fantastic, but I might not be able to go home.
0:34:37 > 0:34:44But as Alex resigns himself to an extended stay, the god of stag dos answers their prayers.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Passport, in the steam room.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52I do not need that sort of stress, I could have killed him.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55All his clothes, his passport, his wallet, everything,
0:34:55 > 0:34:57on the floor in the steam room like he's evaporated.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01Three days down, two more to go.
0:35:01 > 0:35:06Right, then. That's part one of the stag done.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Shall we go to Cornwall? - Let's go to Cornwall.
0:35:09 > 0:35:14While Andy heads off to Cornwall, Hannah is back in Colwyn Bay.
0:35:14 > 0:35:19After the disastrous hen do, she's treating herself to some pampering with bridesmaid Ciara.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23That's relaxing. It's what I need after that bloody text message.
0:35:23 > 0:35:29I got a text message, "Andy's OK, a little drunk and we're not in Eastern Europe whatsoever,"
0:35:29 > 0:35:34- and I just went mad.- Oh, no! - The last two days I've been like...
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- Going crazy.- Going crazy, haven't I? I think it was just that message...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40It topped it off for you.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43The straw that broke the camel's back, wasn't it?
0:35:43 > 0:35:50And then, like, I had a really good night's sleep last night and now it's just like, "OK, I'm all right."
0:35:50 > 0:35:53The wedding might still be on after all. Phew!
0:35:55 > 0:36:00It's a week before the big day, Andy's left Jason in Cornwall and has arrived home to a pile
0:36:00 > 0:36:04of unsent invitations and a heap of wedding admin.
0:36:04 > 0:36:09I need to get flower girl stuff, I need to get hair extensions,
0:36:09 > 0:36:11I need to speak to the photographer...
0:36:11 > 0:36:16Having spent five days and two grand on his stag, Andy's rethinking his priorities.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Yep, bouncy castles, magicians and all that sort of stuff -
0:36:19 > 0:36:24it would have been great fun to have, it's all gone out the window, basically.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Whether it's just I'm missing her or whether
0:36:26 > 0:36:29I feel bad because we spent two grand on the stag, or what, but...
0:36:29 > 0:36:33I just think Jason's gone now as well, no-one can actually stop me
0:36:33 > 0:36:36being soppy and doing it for her, which is what I wanna do.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40# Lord, I'm doing all I can
0:36:41 > 0:36:43# To be a better man. #
0:36:43 > 0:36:45So while I'm out and about, anything I see that's
0:36:45 > 0:36:48gonna make my princess happy, I think I might start buying it.
0:36:48 > 0:36:54Not feeling in any way guilty about his stag and what he got up to on it
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Andy is now on a mission to pamper his princess.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01# There ain't no rest for the wicked
0:37:01 > 0:37:03# Until we close our eyes for good. #
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Hello, there.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08If you can do me two bouquets and...
0:37:08 > 0:37:10what other goodies can I get for her?
0:37:10 > 0:37:16- I need some goodies to butter her up the rest of this week so she turns up.- Oh, right, OK.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20I want to send her some flowers every day for the next four days.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22A single red rose
0:37:22 > 0:37:26- on each day, or...?- That would work. Yeah? That would work.
0:37:26 > 0:37:31I need to get into her head so she knows that this is all about her, and I realise it's all about her.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34And on the day, she's going to have a nice bouquet
0:37:34 > 0:37:40in the morning, delivered probably with a McDonald's breakfast.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41That's my thinking.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44"Two days, two people, one life, together forever.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47"I can't wait to be your husband."
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Oh, bless!
0:37:49 > 0:37:54He's impressed one lady, now he has to impress another three.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Andy's got the bridesmaids coming round to try on their cut-price dresses.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Oh, they're nice!- God, I'm good!
0:38:03 > 0:38:05- I'm so excited.- That way.
0:38:05 > 0:38:071-0 Andy, I think.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Don't bet on it. Ay carumba!- OK...
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- My boobs are too big! - Yeah, I think they are.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17- I don't think Hannah will be very impressed if I... - No, I don't think she would be.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18But you'd probably pull.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Andy, I don't care!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23# Nothing is gonna bring me down... #
0:38:23 > 0:38:27With only five days till the wedding, Andy heads off to change the dress.
0:38:27 > 0:38:33He's got half-an-hour before Hannah's mum comes round to pick up the remaining invitations.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37But back at home, someone's been destroying his wedding plans.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Flake, in! What's this?!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43We've been gone half-an-hour!
0:38:43 > 0:38:45You trashed it, you little BLEEP!
0:38:48 > 0:38:51I did not need that at all.
0:38:51 > 0:38:57It's the whole book, it's the wedding book, all the invites, everything that was in this.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59It's BLEEP everything I had.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Is Flake trying to tell him something?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Oh, my God, Flake!
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Just literally tore it to pieces.
0:39:07 > 0:39:14That's it, mother of the bride's coming round, house is a tip, dog's eaten everything. Nice one.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Yeah, you might look cute, mate.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19You're not fooling anyone.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22This is your mummy's wedding day.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26It will be me that gets it in the neck if it's not right.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29You have destroyed everything, Flake.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Everything.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Hello.- Hello, you all right?
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- No, I've just had a disaster. That's my wedding book with everything in it...- No!
0:39:38 > 0:39:42Everything. I managed to salvage three that the dog didn't eat.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- Right.- But they're not exactly in great nick and I'm very, very sorry.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49That one's perfect. I'm gonna have to get some more of them run up.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52I haven't even given any to any of my family.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56I've just told them, "This is what you're doing, turn up."
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Oh, the old "Dog ate my homework" excuse.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Hannah's mum isn't impressed.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04She's now got to invite the remaining guests herself.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07That's a bit off, isn't it? Because I think there's
0:40:07 > 0:40:14a dozen people who I could invite, so do I just flash them an invite and pass it on to the next person?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Doesn't look very good, that, does it, really?
0:40:16 > 0:40:22With four days to go, phase one of Andy's plan to keep Hannah sweet swings into action.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25What the hell's that smell? I can't be doing with it.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28It might take more than that to cheer Hannah up today.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32He could have picked that from the garden himself. Tiny!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- You miserable... - I am miserable today.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41"My princess, four days to go." Knobhead!
0:40:41 > 0:40:44That's put a smile on her face for a minute, anyway. There we are.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Of course he's missing me. I'd miss me.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49"I'd miss me!"
0:40:50 > 0:40:52I would miss me.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55What Andy's really missing are Hannah's wedding shoes.
0:40:55 > 0:41:00With only a couple of days to go, he's left this crucial purchase to the last minute.
0:41:00 > 0:41:06I could buy 99 things out of 100, but shoes, she's so fussy.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11When I see shoes and I think, "Oh, they're nice," she'll hate them.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15So that's probably one of the reasons I left it late.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Well, I've left it to pretty much the last thing.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20It's actually probably been more difficult than the dress.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Tell you what, those ones have got a bit of sparkle, they're nice
0:41:24 > 0:41:27and silver, the heel's not too big, so they'd be lovely for pictures.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Those, they just look comfortable...
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- And she can walk in them as well, which is nice.- I like them. - Yeah?- Yes.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37Andy's hedging his bets and buying two pairs.
0:41:37 > 0:41:43That's probably gonna be the buy of the wedding, two pairs of shoes for Hannah, 50 quid all in.
0:41:43 > 0:41:48So after the "buy of the wedding," Andy's back to his cocksure self.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51I'm pretty confident I've got most of it wrapped up, you know?
0:41:51 > 0:41:56She's got the flowers coming, I'm gonna ask the make-up artist people
0:41:56 > 0:42:00to take her a McDonald's breakfast, you know?
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Sausage and egg McMuffin with no cheese, Coke, no hash browns.
0:42:04 > 0:42:12You know, all the little things that I know she likes just to make her feel comfortable and relaxed.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15I want her day to be perfect.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19If Hannah's disappointed with the dress or the shoes or the fact that
0:42:19 > 0:42:23I've forgotten to invite certain people, yeah, I will be gutted.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25I will... No, in fact, more than that,
0:42:25 > 0:42:31I'll be devastated, because I have worked so hard on this, because I know it's important to her.
0:42:31 > 0:42:37But I'm hoping that, at the end of the day, she will realise that the important things have been done.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45The big morning...
0:42:45 > 0:42:47It's the day before the wedding.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50While Andy finishes off some last minute details,
0:42:50 > 0:42:55Hannah is about to see her wedding dress for the very first time.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- What are you laughing at? - Cos I don't like any that I can see.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01You've not even looked at them!
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- I can see I don't like any.- My God!
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Nothing catches my eye at all, like...
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Words can't describe you!
0:43:08 > 0:43:14- Hannah dreamed of a confection in candyfloss, but Andy wanted his princess in white.- Oh, my God.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Oh, I love that!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18- Can I open my eyes?- Yeah!
0:43:20 > 0:43:22- My God!- Do you like it?
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Very sparkly, isn't it?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26The one in my head was pink, wasn't it?
0:43:26 > 0:43:28I think I need to try it on first.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30I'll wait here for you.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37If she had to choose a dress it would be pink, definitely.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- I mean, white's traditional, isn't it?- I don't know.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44- I don't know. - Have I got a veil or a tiara?
0:43:44 > 0:43:45Not here.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50But he has left you with some shoes.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Oh, my God.- Oh, it's well pretty.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00You look so pretty.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Oh, my God!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04- I like it.- Do you like it?
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Yeah. Sexy!
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Do you prefer that one than the pink one?
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Don't know, oh!
0:44:14 > 0:44:16- Not quite sure.- Half and half.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20- It's a different cut on the top, isn't it?- It's straight.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22- I wanted one...- Like a heart one?
0:44:22 > 0:44:26Yeah, so you could see a bit of boobage, but you can't on this.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28- Hannah, it's nice!- Gorgeous.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30So do you like it or not?
0:44:30 > 0:44:33It may not be pink, but...
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- ..I like it.- Hooray!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Now it's time for Andy's buy of the wedding.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Oh, I've got two?! Wooh!
0:44:47 > 0:44:48What are you laughing at?
0:44:51 > 0:44:53There you are, Deirdre. Wear them.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56Right, I'm not wearing them.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59One pair down, one to go.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Why is he wasting money on crappy shoes?
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- I don't really like these, either. - Let's have a look.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10I'm not wearing these shoes. LAUGHTER
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- They're BLEEP hideous. - I think they're nice.- Are you lying?
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- I'm not lying.- Don't lie.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Two pairs of minging shoes, what a waste of money. Arse.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21- I think these are sexy! - They're about as sexy as...
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Hannah, please try them on.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26They look like, you know when your nan tries to wear heels?
0:45:26 > 0:45:27LAUGHTER
0:45:27 > 0:45:32- They cost £55.- 55 quid for them?! You're BLEEP joking me.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Take them bloody back. SHE GROANS
0:45:34 > 0:45:35Oh, my God.
0:45:37 > 0:45:42Well, now I'm in a bad mood now. I don't care about the dress, now I've got minging shoes.
0:45:42 > 0:45:48- Unable to get Hannah to try the shoes on, bridesmaid Ciara puts in an emergency call to Andy.- Hello?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Hi, Andy. It's Ciara.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face?
0:45:52 > 0:45:56Hannah is really, really fuming with them shoes, Andy.
0:45:56 > 0:45:57- She hates them.- The shoes?!
0:45:57 > 0:46:01- They've got a stain on. - Yeah.- Which ones? There's two pairs. - Both of them.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04- She said they're awful. - Like Bridezilla, you are.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06She's going mental. She loves the dress,
0:46:06 > 0:46:09but as soon as those shoes came out, she was like, "I don't really care any more."
0:46:09 > 0:46:12- I want new ones today. - She said she wants new ones today.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14And a tiara and a veil. Today.
0:46:14 > 0:46:18Look how pretty you look and you're just...
0:46:18 > 0:46:21behaving like a little spoilt brat.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Ciara, tell her to stop stressing...
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Yeah?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28- ..to trust me...- 'Yeah?'
0:46:28 > 0:46:30..and I'll sort it, all right?
0:46:30 > 0:46:36'Tell her I thought them shoes were nice, but she's a princess, she'll get what she wants.'
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- OK then. Bye.- Ta-rah.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46He liked them shoes!
0:46:46 > 0:46:52No, but the woman says I need shoes now to sort the dress out so I need my shoes NOW.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56- He said don't worry. - Well, ring him back and tell him, I need the shoes...NOW.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00Tell him, Hannah's screaming, "I want my shoes now."
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Hannah's refusing to put them shoes on so the woman...
0:47:03 > 0:47:04'Tell her... Hang on a minute.'
0:47:04 > 0:47:08- Tell her she's going to have three-inch heels and to stop being ridiculous.- What's he saying, Ciara?
0:47:08 > 0:47:12Put them shoes on for the height and stop being ridiculous.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14No, no, no. I want my shoes now.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17No, not wearing them. I can't wear the dress then.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20- Unless I get shoes now.- Well, tell her I'm not a fricking magician.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23He's not a BLEEP magician, he's got to run round.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Well, what an idiot, why buy hideous shoes? 55 quid?
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Tell her to stop stressing. You won't be able to see the shoes, but I'll get her a new pair.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34Tell her to stop stressing and look forward to the BLEEP wedding.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37All right? Tell her, I'm not impressed with this at all.
0:47:37 > 0:47:41Tell her it is our wedding day tomorrow and she's flapping over a £20 pair of shoes.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44He's sorting them out now. He said you just need to try on
0:47:44 > 0:47:48three inches and then he's going to get you another pair of shoes.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51- I'm not putting them on my feet. - You don't have to.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Well, you have to put... If they're three inches...
0:47:53 > 0:47:55I'm not putting them on my feet.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02It's a pair of stupid shoes no-one's going to see under her dress.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06They might just be stupid shoes to Andy, but on the eve
0:48:06 > 0:48:11of their wedding, will his bride ever put herself in his?
0:48:18 > 0:48:22After three weeks, the big day is finally here.
0:48:22 > 0:48:28Hannah's getting ready at a hotel where Andy has left her two more pairs of shoes.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Came back and there was nice shoes in the room so...
0:48:31 > 0:48:33he fixed it pretty quick.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36And she's in no doubt about what she expects from the rest of the day.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39It's just got to be ten out of ten.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42No less will do. So he'd better cry when he sees me.
0:48:42 > 0:48:43I don't think I'll cry.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45I don't want to cry. I don't like crying.
0:48:45 > 0:48:51- Andy's at the venue doing everything he can to make sure it's perfect for his bride.- That looks all right.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53No, it doesn't. That looks terrible.
0:48:53 > 0:49:01He's sent her an army of beauticians and is even prepared to be seen in public wearing baby pink.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04You look very pretty in pink, mate, I must say.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Don't even go there.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08I can't believe you're getting married!
0:49:08 > 0:49:11- A toast, to Hannah Brammer. - To Hannah Brammer.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14- Oh, my God.- Rest in peace.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16God rest her soul!
0:49:16 > 0:49:22Despite the late invitations, guests are starting to arrive.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24- Good luck, see you after, all right?- OK.
0:49:24 > 0:49:30As mum and the bridesmaids head to the venue, reality is starting to sink in for Hannah.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33I'm getting nervous now. I didn't think I would. I think I'd be like, "Whatever.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36"I don't care." But now I'm like,
0:49:36 > 0:49:39"Aah, scared!" I'm just scared.
0:49:39 > 0:49:45Her transport has arrived, but it's not the fairy-tale beginning she'd hoped for.
0:49:45 > 0:49:49That's not a horse and carriage, is it? It's nice, though.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Let me look at your suit.
0:49:52 > 0:49:57- Is it all right?- Turn round. It's not tails or anything, is it?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Yeah, you've got a BLEEP hat.
0:49:59 > 0:50:00Put it on, let me have a look.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06- You're not wearing that, take that off.- OK, babes.- You can't wear that.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Remember, you're my only daughter and I love you.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11- OK.- Right, so anything you want, OK?
0:50:11 > 0:50:14- OK.- And I hope you're all right. OK?- OK.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- Love you, babe.- Love you, too.
0:50:17 > 0:50:24# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you
0:50:24 > 0:50:31# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you
0:50:33 > 0:50:38# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you... #
0:50:38 > 0:50:44As they near Crabwall Manor, Hannah gets her first glimpse of where she will be married.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48I don't know. It looks like a hotel.
0:50:48 > 0:50:53I didn't want anywhere that looked hotely. I don't like hotel-looking places.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59But it does have one thing going for it.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01It looks posh.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Looks like he might have spent a bit of money on it.
0:51:04 > 0:51:11- Which is good.- Ladies and gentlemen, could I ask you to stand, please, for the arrival of the bride.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22# Oooh
0:51:22 > 0:51:27# I knew I loved you before I met you... #
0:51:27 > 0:51:33The man who would do anything for his princess is even giving her the tears she wanted.
0:51:33 > 0:51:38# I knew I loved you before I met you
0:51:38 > 0:51:42# I have been waiting all my... #
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Stop crying! SHE LAUGHS
0:51:48 > 0:51:51If you would like to say these words after me. I give you this ring...
0:51:51 > 0:51:54- I give you this ring. - ..as a symbol of our marriage...
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- As a symbol of our marriage. - ..and as an outward sign...
0:51:57 > 0:51:59- And as an outward sign. - ..of the commitment...
0:51:59 > 0:52:02- Of the commitment. - ..we are making to one another.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04We are making to one another.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- I give you this ring. - As a symbol of our marriage... - As a symbol of our marriage.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13- ..and as an outward sign... - And as an outward sign.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15- ..of the commitment... - Of the commitment.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18- ..we are making to one another. - We are making to one another.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Squish it on!
0:52:21 > 0:52:26- I can now say you are truly husband and wife. Many congratulations. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:26 > 0:52:31# She can kill with a smile She can wound with her eyes
0:52:31 > 0:52:35# She can ruin your faith with her casual lies... #
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Get me a can of Coke!
0:52:37 > 0:52:41# ..And she only reveals what she wants you to see... #
0:52:41 > 0:52:43One, two three, whoo!
0:52:43 > 0:52:48# ..She hides like a child But she's always a woman to me... #
0:52:48 > 0:52:50McDonald's!
0:52:50 > 0:52:53- You did make it pretty stressful. - How did I make it stressful?
0:52:53 > 0:52:57Well, them shoes for starters! Them shoes are awful.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Babe, listen, I did all right. Shoes, I'm no good with.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03- You know that.- But you know what I'm like with shoes myself.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07- That's why I thought I'd bought two pairs to cover it.- Two awful pairs!
0:53:07 > 0:53:09# ..She's always a woman to me... #
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Hands up!
0:53:11 > 0:53:13CHEERING
0:53:13 > 0:53:15So far, so good.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Now Andy just has to impress Hannah with the reception.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22- It's pink.- Listen, princess,
0:53:22 > 0:53:25you're a pink princess. Look, this is your room.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27I love these. Yeah, I love it. It's really, really nice.
0:53:27 > 0:53:31And I love the balloons as well. And I like...
0:53:31 > 0:53:33And I like them balloons as well. They're pretty.
0:53:33 > 0:53:37- But with Hannah, there's always something.- It's a bit hideous, babe.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39- Well, I know, but... - What kind of cake is it?
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- It's sponge, of course. - Can I eat some?
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Course you can. It's your cake, you can eat what you like.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48- Is that me and you? - Yeah.- Look at you!
0:53:57 > 0:53:59I did forget something.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02I forgot my speech.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05But, I mean, look at my princess.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08You know, have you ever seen a more beautiful girl?
0:54:08 > 0:54:11CHEERING
0:54:11 > 0:54:17A couple of weeks ago, we had a few drinks in the bar and between throwing up over the railings,
0:54:17 > 0:54:21he was saying, "I miss my princess." That's all he said, all week.
0:54:21 > 0:54:25He spent 20 minutes yesterday in the car sobbing to Michael Buble.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28LAUGHTER
0:54:28 > 0:54:32What can you say? I'd like to propose a toast to Andy and Hannah, the bride and groom.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Andy and Hannah.
0:54:35 > 0:54:36ALL: Andy and Hannah.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39I don't think she's that hard to please, she makes out
0:54:39 > 0:54:42she is, but I think she's not as hard as what she makes out to be.
0:54:42 > 0:54:47When it came down to it, he's pulled it out of the bag and everything's been absolutely perfect.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Don't tell him this, but I probably couldn't have done it any better myself if I tried.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55So has he made up for the stag do?
0:54:55 > 0:54:58I know they went to Poland, which I'm not impressed about.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00It's done, it's forgotten about.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03The day has been perfect so I can forget anything else.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11Fair play to the lad, he did really good.
0:55:11 > 0:55:17She'll always be my princess, but she's somebody else's princess as well.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21I've had Andy back for three weeks, which was lovely,
0:55:21 > 0:55:26fantastic and now he's back to lost forever I think now!
0:55:27 > 0:55:30Our relationship won't change. I wear the trousers.
0:55:30 > 0:55:35I'll always wear the trousers. Andy needs a girl that's dominating.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Stop singing!
0:55:37 > 0:55:39# We'll get lost together... #
0:55:39 > 0:55:43Now, some people say she's got a bit of a mouth on her, a bit of an attitude.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45She's my princess and she's perfect for me.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49You know, not everyone's cup of tea. Couldn't give a toss.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52Anyone tries to take her off me, there'll be trouble.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56- I love you.- I love you.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00OWL HOOTS
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Next time, Colin and Sally.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Hello, everybody, my name is Willy Wonka.
0:56:06 > 0:56:11- What party is it you're going to? - My wedding.- Your wedding? - Your wedding?
0:56:11 > 0:56:16- Are you tripping? You're getting married to the girl. - Is he taking the piss?
0:56:16 > 0:56:18This is a disaster.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Oh, my gosh.
0:56:21 > 0:56:25- I'm loving it, I'm loving it! - Oh, my God.
0:56:26 > 0:56:30Now, I've just somehow crossed the line.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:56:34 > 0:56:38# I said, baby, you're not lost
0:56:41 > 0:56:45# I said, baby, you're not lost
0:56:45 > 0:56:48# Ooh, yeah, yeah
0:56:52 > 0:56:55# I said, baby you're not lost. #
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