Sally and Colin

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Hold onto your hats. Don't Tell The Bride is back.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11LAUGHTER What do you think?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- You look really nice.- Do I?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Only the bravest of brides...

0:00:15 > 0:00:16I'm really scared.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...

0:00:20 > 0:00:22alone.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25She's going to love it, but she'll probably kill me.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27The grooms get £12,000...

0:00:27 > 0:00:28No strippers!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36With a million ways to splash the cash...

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I got married on a battleship!

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Black for Vegas, baby.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43..and a million things to organise...

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- I don't know what she wants. - It's well stressing me out.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I can't do it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54And will it be for better or for worse?

0:00:54 > 0:01:00- After 10 minutes, I want to get it off.- You've ripped the whole family apart!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is hell on earth.

0:01:02 > 0:01:08Tonight, joker Colin has got a sweet idea for his wedding to bride Sally.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hello, everybody! My name is Willy Wonka.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16But will he realise it's a wedding, not a kid's birthday party he's planning?

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- What party is it you're going to? - Wedding.- Your wedding?!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You tripping? You're getting married to the girl!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Will his pranks go too far for his bride?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Is he taking the piss?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30This is a disaster.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Will his chocolaty theme ultimately leave a bitter taste?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh, my God.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Can this man give this woman the most special day of her life?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Now I've just somehow crossed the line.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Today, 24-year-old hair stylist Sally is leaving the Manchester home

0:02:02 > 0:02:05she shares with 25-year-old fiance Colin.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10The fun-loving couple met in a club six years ago.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14She just looked dolled up, so I thought, "Mint. I want a bit of that."

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Basically.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17But they're worlds apart.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22We're very opposite. It's like peanut butter and jelly. We shouldn't go together but we do.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Sally grew up in the affluent Manchester suburb of Whitefield.

0:02:26 > 0:02:32Mine and Colin's upbringings are totally different. Mine was a suburban family, mum and dad,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34brothers and sisters, happy, like the Waltons.

0:02:36 > 0:02:42It's a million miles away from Colin's childhood on the deprived estates of North Manchester.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46When I was 10, my dad died. He borrowed money from the wrong people,

0:02:46 > 0:02:50so basically ended up getting murdered.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52It was just hard. I felt it was hard.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56His life could easily have gone down the wrong path.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Used to have gang wars. Another estate would come over,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02we'd cause a bit of mayhem.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06But meeting Sally helped Colin turn his life around.

0:03:06 > 0:03:12She helped me do my studies, and, you know, helped me finish off me degree, what I've done now.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14He now works as a nursery nurse and youth worker.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I grew up on estates and stuff...

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Looking at her family has made me feel like that's what I want.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, come on! You can't buy that shot!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- It still looks creased. - It's them sort of pants.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34You've ironed them inside-out. It looks dirty as well.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38It's Sally who's the tough guy in this relationship.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Should've put a towel down.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42She's very demanding, and she has to get her own way.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Get me a towel.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I'm nodding, I'll just do it.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- A clean towel. - HE SIGHS

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Good boy.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54Colin, the nodding dog, isn't allowed to organise anything at home.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I have a book for everything, a file for everything.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01When he gets up in the morning, everything is set out for him to take

0:04:01 > 0:04:04so he doesn't have to think about anything cos he'll forget it.

0:04:04 > 0:04:10But Mr Forgetful has another fatal flaw. He can't take anything seriously.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Colin is a permanent joker. Everything is a laugh.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Everything is funny.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20My friends think I'm absolutely crazy, letting Colin organise this wedding,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22cos it is so important to me.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24They are quite worried.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28If only they knew that Colin's already thinking outside the box.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31He's come up with an unusual theme for his big day.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Chocolate.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37All because she loves chocolates. When we go to these wedding things,

0:04:37 > 0:04:43she always talks about chocolate fountains, so I thought, "Aaah!"

0:04:43 > 0:04:46And I can do a bit of fun and games over it as well.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48He has more affection than I actually do.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53If Colin gets this wrong, he will hear about it every day, off me and my mum, for the rest of his life.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55He will not live it down.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's time for the loved-up pair to part.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'm feeling quite sad, actually,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07to go today...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I don't want to go now.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

0:05:17 > 0:05:21# It's not warm when she's away

0:05:24 > 0:05:27# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... #

0:05:27 > 0:05:29See you in three weeks, OK?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33# She's always gone too long, any time she goes away. #

0:05:33 > 0:05:36See you in three weeks.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40# Any time she goes away. #

0:05:40 > 0:05:45The biggest day of Sally's life is now in Colin's hands.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Just going to miss her, really.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56That's all.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58HE SOBS

0:06:04 > 0:06:08I never thought I'd be this emotional. I never really cry.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11She was asking if I was going to cry. I was, like, "No."

0:06:15 > 0:06:17God, what a soft-arse.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Across town, Sally is welcomed back into the family nest.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Come here.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31As Colin's posse arrives, in the shape of his two ushers

0:06:31 > 0:06:33and best man Anthony.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39He'll be upset this morning, and then when his friends come,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41it'll be, "This is quite nice!"

0:06:41 > 0:06:45It'll go straight to the back of his head. He'll totally forget I've left.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Right. That's Dean in the middle,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Mark, like my big bro,

0:06:52 > 0:06:58and then Juicer. We call him Juicer cos he has a lot of juice.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00THEY LAUGH

0:07:00 > 0:07:05The prospect of Anthony, or Juice, being Colin's best man

0:07:05 > 0:07:08doesn't exactly thrill the bride.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Colin's best man is a big child.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Probably the only way to describe him. When they're together, they're just two big kids.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Cheers, mate.- Cheers, mate. Aah!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25They've got no clue what goes into the organisation of a wedding,

0:07:25 > 0:07:27how long it takes to plan a wedding.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32Sally knows what she would like her man to be doing on her first day away.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34He should be organising the wedding.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39Yeah, he should be getting best man and friends,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and they should be doing the list today.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Yeah!- That was our ball!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Basically, it's just us getting together, playing a game, relaxing,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50without Sal coming and going "COLIN!"

0:07:50 > 0:07:53We should have it done within two weeks.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56But they're the only ones who think so.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- People are not confident. - Not confident, mate.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03People are not confident, from mothers to sisters to brothers to cousins.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- They think we're absolutely going to- BLEEP- it up, don't they?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10They think we'll spend all the money within a week and...

0:08:12 > 0:08:18Day two, and Colin and best man Juice finally get stuck into some serious planning.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26My perfect wedding would be very traditional, very family-orientated,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29nothing over the top, very classic.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31See what they're going to put in.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34But that's just not Colin. He's determined

0:08:34 > 0:08:38to pull off his Charlie And The Chocolate Factory theme.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- You going to have golden tickets and dwarves?- Yeah. Golden tickets,

0:08:41 > 0:08:43the full works.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I want to dress up in this purple suit and walk in

0:08:46 > 0:08:49with the Willy Wonka guys and start doing a dance.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I wouldn't like a theme, I find it can turn into a circus,

0:08:52 > 0:08:56and it takes away the focus of your wedding, your vows, that it's your day.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59So, no, I don't like themes at weddings.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Oompa Loompas aside, with 12 grand burning a hole in his back pocket,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06the sky's the limit.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I swear to God, I really want to go in a helicopter.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You want to go in a helicopter. So do I.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15When people wait for the bride to get out the car, I'll come like that...

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'll get out like that, like a celeb.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22But you're going to need somewhere to land that helicopter, Colin.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24First, we need to sort out a venue.

0:09:25 > 0:09:31- We was just wondering, did you have the date available?- 'I've got nothing, it's Bank Holiday weekend.'

0:09:31 > 0:09:35'We already have one in on that day, and it's confirmed.'

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'm not going to get nowhere.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Keep the faith. Keep the faith.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sally's always known where she wanted to get married,

0:09:41 > 0:09:47ever since she was a bridesmaid for her parents at this church 21 years ago.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- It's beautiful.- Lovely, isn't it?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Do you remember?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Aww.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02I wonder where I'll be going back to in 21 years.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05You'll be taking your children back, won't you?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07To see where you got married.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Maybe Sally will be bringing her kids back here.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14It is quite funky, innit?

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Colin's found a venue to fit his Willy Wonka theme.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Quarry Bank Mill may not make chocolate,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24but it is a factory.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30The venue has two banqueting suites that could accommodate Colin's big idea.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34MUSIC: Oompa Loompa theme

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I think it fits the theme because obviously you've got the look,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41it has the factory, so you could class this as your factory.

0:10:41 > 0:10:47By the time the lads have taken in the factory's impressive gardens, Colin is sold.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52The factory's amazing. Looking at it, it's amazing, and it fits with everything.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56It's absolutely amazing. It's put, like, a little smile on my face.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00But he suspects it won't put a smile on Sally's.

0:11:00 > 0:11:06She likes the wow factor, the bling, and I know I would let her down by coming here.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10I want her to understand that I know her pretty well, and I should do by now,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12she would never pick it in a million years.

0:11:12 > 0:11:18Sally's idea of wedding venue heaven is rather more classic.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Aww!- Oh, wow!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, Sal.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24How beautiful is that?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- It's like the perfect setting.- Yes.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31This traditional gal is smitten with Oulton Hall - a stately manor

0:11:31 > 0:11:34set in 300 acres of impeccable gardens.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38I think the grounds of a venue are as important as the venue.

0:11:38 > 0:11:44Somewhere like this, with little paths, fountains, pretty flowers.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Meanwhile, somewhere outside Manchester,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Colin and Juice think they might have found just the ticket.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57It's not like a manor or anything, but it's still nice and tidy.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01You know? Lot of car parking spaces. People who bring cars.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Outside here, we've got the heated pool.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10We've got the play area, and there's also a nice area for photographs.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Don't forget you've got all the leaves that might be on the trees.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16All the flowers might be out.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19For photos... Photos and stuff like that.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24This is like proper warm as well, like, proper like, "Get in!"

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Getting my man chest out and stuff!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31But Sally isn't planning a pool party.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36Ah, there's all confetti on the floor where someone's got married.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh! I'd like a church, but if it was somewhere like this

0:12:45 > 0:12:49and the whole thing was kind of here, and it was this beautiful,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I don't think I'd mind.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yeah, it couldn't just be like a conference hall.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It wouldn't feel right getting married in a place like that.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It would have to be somewhere beautiful.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00At the moment,

0:13:00 > 0:13:04it's split into three because we have conferences in today.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06So it's just like this, but times three.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Even so, Juice isn't sure the suite measures up.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14I personally think it is too thin that way.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17It might be long, but it's too thin that way.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20And we've got some big, fat people as well! We need space.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Imagine coming down that hill, you're not thinking,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- "Where am I going?"- Yeah, I suppose. Keep it in your options, though.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Let's go and have a mooch.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Day four and the boys still haven't decided on a venue.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- This is a proper... wedding planning- BLEEP!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- On the go.- On the go, just burn, burn, burn, burn, burn!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52We can't put any of our plans into action as such

0:13:52 > 0:13:56until we actually get the first key stage out of the way, and we're struggling.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's God punishing me because I don't go to church!

0:13:59 > 0:14:03But maybe the big guy is listening after all.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Any chance we can come down now and have a look?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07'Yes, I would be able to see you.'

0:14:07 > 0:14:09BOTH: Yeah!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yo, that is big.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Their perseverance has paid off - Cranage Hall's imposing entrance

0:14:18 > 0:14:21should be right up Sally's street.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Oh, my God!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Welcome to Cranage Hall.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Thank you very much. - A drink for you both.- Thank you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33This is one of our main wedding suites.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36For the numbers that you're looking at, this would be the best suite.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40But what would Sally make of the decor?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42It couldn't be just like a conference hall.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Sally will come in through the door,

0:14:44 > 0:14:46straight down...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- ..and it'll be based... - In that corner.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51No, just in front of the window.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55It'll be the dog's bollocks once it's done. I'm liking it.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56And we can go off...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58And now for the clincher...

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Do you allow a helicopter to land here?- Yes, we do. That's fine.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I want a helicopter, man!

0:15:04 > 0:15:07There's only one more room that Colin wants to see.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Whoa!- This is our Executive Suite.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Woo!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Go on it, go on it!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Come on, Sally, wake up now, baby!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Don't go asleep on our wedding night!

0:15:24 > 0:15:28And with that, it's down to business.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30So you're looking around £6,900.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Lowest one.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I could get it to £5,600.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Let's just go £5,500 and we'll shake.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Or £5,300.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- You said £5,500!- Go and ask your boss. £5,300 and we'll shake now.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Right, I will be back. - I'll shake now.- No worries.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'll shake now and give you a kiss!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53# Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? #

0:15:53 > 0:15:54THEY LAUGH

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I've spoken to my manager

0:15:59 > 0:16:03and we would be able to do it at £5,400.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh-h-h-h!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- £5,350?- OK, fantastic.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Thank you.- Thank you very much. I'm happy, really happy.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Do I get one?- He's just after a little cuddle, him!- Thanks.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16You get one off me as well!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Buzzin', son, buzzin'! - We've hit the jackpot.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24I'm just amazed that they offered it for the price we got it for.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I think that was some good hussling, weren't it? Good charming.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- So...- Let's go! - One down, 120 things to do...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Skippy-dip-dippy-do...!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41At the end of the first week, Colin's got...a venue.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46His ushers Mark and Dean pop by to check on his progress.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48You are behind, you need to step up your game.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51You know if it was left to Colin, we'd be playing FIFA now.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Don't get angry, boys, calm down. I'm just nice and chilled.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I'm the one getting married! - Colin just puts everything off.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01He'll go, "I'll do it, I'll do it tomorrow. I'll do the next day."

0:17:01 > 0:17:06His organisation is shocking so we had to come and see where he's up to and make a plan for the week ahead.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Right, get back to this, cos you just go off on a tangent.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- I'm bored already.- Listen!- Go on.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14This groom certainly needs a bit of ushering.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Sunday - rings, DJ, cake, yeah? - Sweet.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Tuesday? Yeah?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Bridesmaids.- Ah, yeah.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Wednesday, dress.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Right, OK.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Table settings...

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- who's sitting where?- Colin doesn't want a formal table plan,

0:17:29 > 0:17:33he wants his guests to pick their places from a hat.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Can I just make one comment? The atmosphere will be shocking.- What? - People won't know each other.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42My family is merging with her family. My close friends are merging with her close friends,

0:17:42 > 0:17:45therefore it's entwined as one, so we should do that together.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Are you tripping? You're getting married to the girl! I'm not marrying into the family!

0:17:49 > 0:17:55These are formulated plans that have happened over years and years before you was even a twinkle.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56I'll break it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59You're proper playing a Willy Wonka card, aren't you?

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Thank you! What's on the theme? What's the theme?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Exactly, but...- There you go. Who's being Willy Wonka?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Me.- Willy Wonka!- There you go then.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Don't you think it'd be funny, though?- No.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11No.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19It's the beginning of week two and it looks like Colin's reality check came just in time

0:18:19 > 0:18:22because today, he's finally tackling the biggie.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25We've come looking for a dress for...my bride-to-be.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Have you got any idea what you're looking for?- No!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Come and have a look...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32So it's a crash course in bridal couture.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35An A-line would be probably more for a fuller figure.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37We don't know what an A-line is.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Has she got a...?- Handful?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41- A bust?- Yes.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Er... They're a handful, yeah! - Right, well, that's fine!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Any idea about material?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50My head's baffled already cos I've not got a clue.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52But he does know one thing -

0:18:52 > 0:18:55he'd like his bride to fit in with his theme.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- What are you looking at colour-wise, brown?- Yeah, brown and ivory.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Brown and ivory.- I'm doing a chocolaty sort of theme.- Oh, right.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. - Right. So a chocolate colour?- Yeah.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11And the bride wore...brown?! Hmm...

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Sally's been dreaming about her wedding dress since she was five.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- What are you looking for? - Definitely not a coloured dress.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Right, OK.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21I want an ivory dress.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Today she's indulging in some fantasy shopping with Mum

0:19:25 > 0:19:27and sister Ashley.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31This bride may be traditional, but she definitely doesn't do white.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34I think of white as being a very crisp...

0:19:35 > 0:19:39..white colour, which cos I do go on a sunbed,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42I think on me, it just wouldn't look right.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47She needn't worry - brown looks great with a tan!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Have you got any unusual dresses, what you think is unusual?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Yo, that is mixing in... with all the colours!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We're doing like a theme which is like...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Charlie And The Chocolate Factory...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03That would really go, with your creams.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Check this one. Check, check, check!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Pow, pow, pow!- Yeah!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15And it's all the fluff thing what I wanted.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Can we keep this one aside? Keep this one.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Damn. We need someone, don't we?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Are you coming? Come on. - Need to find some randomer.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Shortlist selected,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- a model is required.- Hello!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- We need you to try a wedding dress on for me, please.- Why?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Because you're beautiful!- You've got the right figure as my partner.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I'll try it on!- Yeah!

0:20:37 > 0:20:41I'll carry your shopping for you. I'll bag it for you. There you go.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48With one model in the bag, the boys set off to find a second.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Now that's just greedy! - So, can you come?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Yes.- Sophie can come.- Thank you. - And your name is?- Becky.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Let's go then.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57The boys may have found what they're looking for,

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- but Sally is still struggling. - I love the detail on that dress,

0:21:01 > 0:21:03but it has straps.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06And I don't want straps.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11See, I like the lace kind of dresses, the vintage-looking dresses.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- But I just don't like 'em on me. - What about this,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17this fairytale style?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20It reminds me of a three-year-old's christening dress.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22It is beautiful.

0:21:23 > 0:21:29But it's just too big and princessy-girly for me.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30- But that's you!- I know...

0:21:30 > 0:21:33She's surprised me with her look

0:21:33 > 0:21:38so I've no idea what Colin is going to choose now.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40If I had to do that job,

0:21:40 > 0:21:44I'd have gone for the princess Cinderella look. Poor Colin!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I hope he chooses well!

0:21:47 > 0:21:50He's going to get me a big princess dress, isn't it?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Honestly, Sal, I'm...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I really do think...

0:21:54 > 0:21:57that he's going to go for the Cinderella look.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Oh, that is big, that is big!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09That is nice.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I like that one, and that is well different.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15- It's got the colours.- And it's got the colours to go with the scheme.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- You're smiling, that means you like it. - THE BOYS LAUGH

0:22:19 > 0:22:22She's not the only lady who's smiling.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Wow.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Is that the one?- Yeah.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I want this dress.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Oh, don't!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38And you know why I'm getting upset? Because I know it's...

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I can hear it in your voice that that's the one.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44It just feels really strange because

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I love this dress and I would get married in this dress, and I'm not.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53We've got to remember he's going to pick it out of love for you, hasn't he?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56He's imagining you in that dress on the day.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Is he?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08WOLF-WHISTLING

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Whoa!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13I shouldn't say anything, look at me!

0:23:13 > 0:23:18Yeah, look at me! Honest to God, you look really nice, yeah.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Ah, it's love at first sight!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23And they quite like the dress, too.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26That's fresh, that. That is mint.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29God, she looked amazing, didn't she?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33That's your first one...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- that's your second one. - Decisions, decisions.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- What colour is it? - It's a diamond white one.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I want that because of the colour thing and stuff,

0:23:42 > 0:23:46but I like that, but I wanted it in ivory. Right, I've made my mind up.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49That one. I love, love the one on the left on that girl.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52When she first came out, I was proper choked.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Because she looked stunning, and she does look...

0:23:54 > 0:23:56really special in it.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Oh, my head's battered now! Honest to God!

0:23:59 > 0:24:01So the bride who wanted an ivory dress

0:24:01 > 0:24:04is now the owner of a bright white one.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Still, at least it's not brown.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10There's no stopping our boys now.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15They sort the rings, flowers and Sally's transport.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, my God!

0:24:20 > 0:24:25But over two grand later, Colin's worried he can't afford his.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Need to start saving 800 quid.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I need to get to, like...

0:24:29 > 0:24:33To get everything done and have a grand or something saved.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36I'm going to get a helicopter.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Now, if he could just find a few corners to cut elsewhere...

0:24:41 > 0:24:45You can hire your own cake tier,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47and then we'll get some cupcakes from somewhere

0:24:47 > 0:24:50and put it all the way around, chocolate coloured stuff.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'm going to bake a cake to stick on the top.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56With a DIY wedding cake on the cards,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59it's a good job that Sally, her mum, and bridesmaid Sarah

0:24:59 > 0:25:02are still in the dark.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05I just don't know how to shake the feeling I've got.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I don't know what it is or what I'm feeling,

0:25:07 > 0:25:09so I don't know what'll make it better.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12We haven't heard anything yet about anything.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16No hen party, no wedding dress, no invitations, nothing.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- I agree... - It's like over halfway through.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I thought there would be something to keep me going.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Something to keep me going, so there's a wedding at the end of it.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- But I haven't got anything. - What would make you feel better?

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Is there anything at all?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Colin, just Colin.- I know.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39I thought I would've been very...excited.

0:25:39 > 0:25:44Wedding this, wedding that. Missing Colin has overtook everything.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Cos I'm not at home as well, so I miss my whole life.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05My life is my house, my home, my dog...

0:26:05 > 0:26:08my Colin.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13But her Colin isn't the Colin she remembers.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Hello, everybody, my name is Willy Wonka.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18HE LAUGHS

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- What party are you going to? - My wedding.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Your wedding?- You're dressing up like that for your wedding?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27I'm thinking, "She's going to kill me."

0:26:27 > 0:26:30I know for a fact she's going to kill me.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33HE HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:26:38 > 0:26:40In a bid to lift her wedding blues,

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Sally's invited over some friends.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Do you think he'll pick a theme? - I don't like themed weddings.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47I think it cheapens it.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51I just want it dead simple and about us getting married.

0:26:51 > 0:26:57I don't want themes and cartoons and circuses!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Showman Colin has other ideas.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Would you like to use your cane?

0:27:02 > 0:27:03- Yeah.- OK.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's a bit more bling than mine!

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Dance finale, complete with Oompa Loompas, of course!

0:27:09 > 0:27:10We'll go from the top, then.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12One, two, three, four,

0:27:12 > 0:27:14down, up, down, up, down,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16cane, two beats, stop,

0:27:16 > 0:27:18and bob and bob...

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Can we go through that again one more time?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Down, up, down, up, down, up,

0:27:26 > 0:27:27cane...

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Not like that, OK.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30DANCE TRACK PLAYS

0:27:30 > 0:27:31That is going too quick.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Left leg, right leg, left leg, in, out.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Oh, shut up, you!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm just nervous, cos I think, can I do it all?

0:27:44 > 0:27:47I forget my house keys, I'm dead forgetful.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49But I'm good on the dancefloor anyway.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Overall today's been one of my best days, actually.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yee-aah!

0:28:01 > 0:28:05It's the end of the second week and Sally's getting glammed up.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Cos I've been down this week,

0:28:07 > 0:28:11my mum's taking me out for a drink tonight. Try and cheer me up!

0:28:12 > 0:28:14She's not an invite, or even a hen party yet.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Are you disappointed you've not had a hen night?

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Yeah, it's getting closer and closer.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I don't want it two days before the wedding.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24So what's your idea of a...?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27- I'd want to go to a spa.- Just go...?

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Yeah, for the day.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31You don't do things like that every day,

0:28:31 > 0:28:34so for a hen party it should be something special.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Sally doesn't know it yet, but it is her hen night.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40People always expected something to happen, that's the bottom line.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Cos I'm always up to jokes or pranks.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Surprise!

0:28:46 > 0:28:47There's always a twist.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Surprised?- What?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Right, read it.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56He says, "Your first-class transport awaits you at Prestwich tram stop,

0:28:56 > 0:28:59"to whisk you to Manchester city centre for a slap-up meal

0:28:59 > 0:29:03"in Yum-Yums and the Printworks. Tram tickets are provided inside."

0:29:05 > 0:29:07- Ooh, tram tickets. - Yeah, tram tickets.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Tram? Eight tram tickets!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Is he taking the piss?

0:29:12 > 0:29:15I bet her face touched the floor, she was nearly crying.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17But I would've found that funny.

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Whoo-oo!

0:29:20 > 0:29:24I can't believe I've got to sit in a restaurant. He's taking the piss.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I bet he's not in a restaurant, sat wearing this shit.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30That went down like a lead balloon!

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I hate you for getting me on the tram!

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Absolutely pissed off I have to get the tram.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39Sensing mutiny, Sally's mum saves the day.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Yeah, you OK to take us?

0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Certainly am available, yeah. - Four, is that OK? With a squeeze.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48They're not walking. I'm not having them walking down.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49I'm going to kill Colin.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Across town, the boys aren't waiting for the tram.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02No, sirree!

0:30:08 > 0:30:12They're heading for Britain's premier stag destination -

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Blackpool.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Basically, I organised a limo for him.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23Just to have a chill. Just come and let him have a good night out.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Sally's hen night is also heating up.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48"Is there a fire. No, just some hot ladies in town.

0:30:48 > 0:30:52"So I thought I'd get you a fire brigade to cool you all down."

0:30:52 > 0:30:54THEY CHEER

0:30:54 > 0:30:58Colin's given Sally a very large hose for the evening.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21SHE SQUEALS

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Now that's what I call a fireman's lift!

0:31:29 > 0:31:33THEY SQUEAL AND CHEER

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- He was all right, the stripper.- Yes.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01- Yeah.- He was fit, wasn't he?

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Colin, right now, might know me better than I know myself.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Seeing my mum have a smile on her face for the strippers.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11That's worth well more than a spa day!

0:32:12 > 0:32:15It's a week before the wedding,

0:32:15 > 0:32:19and Colin still doesn't have any suits, decorations or invites.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21But he's putting all that on hold,

0:32:21 > 0:32:24to sample his wedding breakfast.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27I'm not too sure about the food,

0:32:27 > 0:32:30so that's why I'm going to come and test.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34First up, a choice of two main courses.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36That's your chicken,

0:32:36 > 0:32:38with the tarragon veloute.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42That's the pork chop, mash, pear and Madeira jus.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Look at the size of that bad boy! You don't scrimp and scrape.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49It's a big chop now, but I bet on the day it's about that big!

0:32:50 > 0:32:53It's half that size!

0:32:53 > 0:32:56No what I need? A proper knife to cut this bad boy with.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Shall I use my hand, like I'm at home?

0:33:00 > 0:33:03At Sally's house, Mum Debbie's

0:33:03 > 0:33:05preparing her daughter for married life,

0:33:05 > 0:33:08by teaching her to cook the traditional Sunday roast.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Have you put salt in the carrots?

0:33:11 > 0:33:13- Salt? No...- In the pan.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Just put a little bit of salt in.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Tell me when to stop.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23How you going to learn anything if you don't try first?

0:33:23 > 0:33:26You can't leave it all to me.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27I can Sunday dinners.

0:33:27 > 0:33:28- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31You've only been doing Sunday dinners for the last...

0:33:31 > 0:33:32Ten years.

0:33:32 > 0:33:37Right, so that's 30. I'll start when I'm 30, that's fine!

0:33:38 > 0:33:40- What's this?- Courgette.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42What the hell's a courgette?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Never had a courgette before?

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Courgette's gorgeous.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48It's good.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50- It's not, it's- BLEEP- minging.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Oh, don't do that on the wedding day!

0:33:54 > 0:33:58At least Sally's first roast isn't minging.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01- This is really nice, Sal.- Thanks.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04What sort of food do you think Colin's going to pick for the day?

0:34:04 > 0:34:07- I really don't know.- A Sunday roast!

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Yeah, a roast dinner covered in tomato ketchup for everyone.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12That's our Sunday dinner.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15You could have a Sunday dinner if you wanted one.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18What would Sally like? That's one thing you've got to think about.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- Anything with a bit of meat. - Anything with a bit of meat?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Do you think it'll be a posh menu?

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Don't know. If he can't pronounce it, he's not going to eat it.- Right.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31- What did you say it was? - Tarragon veloute.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35I remember... Tarra-mon ver-oute.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38See? We're sorted, aren't we?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40And the piece de resistance...

0:34:40 > 0:34:43Willy Wonka pudding!

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Profiteroles with your popping candy.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49That's a chocolate marquise with your popping candy.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55My mouth is proper crackling!

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Do you hear it?!

0:35:03 > 0:35:05- Did that hurt your tooth?- Yeah.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08That's what the wedding's going to be about - fun.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11I was going to go for the roast,

0:35:11 > 0:35:13cos I'm used to roast dinners on Sunday.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14But that's playing dead safe.

0:35:14 > 0:35:19So instead, he's plumped for a formal meal he can't pronounce.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22There's going to be parts where people will like it or they won't,

0:35:22 > 0:35:24and that's like my personality, you either get on with me

0:35:24 > 0:35:27cos you like my jokes, or you hate me and want to punch my head in.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31That's the bottom line, really.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Let's hope Sally likes his jokes, then.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Five days before the wedding

0:35:34 > 0:35:39and Colin's finally arranged to meet up with his busy bridesmaids.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43I do not like going shopping, it's very boring and frustrating.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46So I've got to buck my ideas up and put a big smile on.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Pretend that I'm really happy that I'm buying dresses.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55Nothing is safe from his obsession.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59He wants four dresses in different shades of chocolate.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01So, like a cream, a chocolate...?

0:36:01 > 0:36:05- A chocolate theme, a dark one, a white one?- Really?

0:36:05 > 0:36:07- Yeah.- Right, OK.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13Seriously underwhelmed, the girls get shopping under Wonka's watchful eye.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15Colours like that.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- Are you being serious? - Yes, mate, I'm being serious.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Trust me. I don't care if you don't like it!

0:36:20 > 0:36:26Honest to God, if you start being awkward, I'll just put you in any dress. I'm not arsed.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28- We won't wear it! - It's getting Colin really mad.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32And I'm quite scared that he's going to slap us!

0:36:32 > 0:36:35It's just stressful because of all the colours he wants.

0:36:36 > 0:36:41It's supposed to be a fun time, trying things on, and they're just like, "I'm not doing that."

0:36:41 > 0:36:43It's not about them, at the end of the day.

0:36:43 > 0:36:48- If you're asked to do something, you should be privileged, not be- BLEEP - annoying. They've wound me up.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53- You not happy to see me? - We've only seen ugly dresses, so why would be happy?

0:36:54 > 0:36:55She's got a point.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59With the shopping centre exhausted,

0:36:59 > 0:37:02a desperate Colin tries a different tack...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05..a specialist bridal store.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09This is what I'm talking about, ladies.

0:37:09 > 0:37:14- Excuse me, let me get in here, please.- All right, if you pop in here, we can try them on

0:37:14 > 0:37:16and we'll see what the sizes are like.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22What do you think?

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Oh, do I look big?!- I love this one.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28You all look big!

0:37:28 > 0:37:32- You know what? You genuinely all look really, really nice. Are you smiling now?- Yes.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- I love this dress...- But Sally's sister is not convinced.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38I'm just worried because she's picky. They're all so different.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41I'm not sure what she'll think.

0:37:41 > 0:37:46- Are you able to do me for £100 a dress?- I'll go with that. - Will you?- Absolutely fine.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Thank you very much.- It's an absolute pleasure.- Yes, that's done.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52Just took a weight off my head, that, as well.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55You don't know how hard this is, man! Leave me alone. I'm going to sleep now.

0:37:57 > 0:38:03With three days to go, the bride finally receives an invite to her own wedding.

0:38:04 > 0:38:11I can't believe I've got my wedding invitation with this crap in me hair. And no make-up on.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Hmmm!

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Oh...

0:38:15 > 0:38:17I think the invitation's quite cute!

0:38:17 > 0:38:18The second...

0:38:18 > 0:38:20That's Sunday.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Sunday?- Sunday?

0:38:22 > 0:38:2511:45am?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Oh, my God.

0:38:27 > 0:38:31It gives me no feeling whatsoever of what kind of wedding this is going to be.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35Now I know when and what time, it's actually real.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Well, it's more of a fantasy, really.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41With two days to go, the boys hit the wholesalers.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45Instead of flowers, they're decorating the venue with sweets.

0:38:45 > 0:38:50Basically, the plan of action in the corridor is all sweets, toffees, as you walk in,

0:38:50 > 0:38:53lollipops, things that people can chew on and suck, kind of stuff.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Then in the actual room, it's going to be chocolate...

0:38:56 > 0:38:59He actually IS the kid in the candy store!

0:38:59 > 0:39:00Check these!

0:39:00 > 0:39:01Sherbet.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Jelly babies.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Let's get those. Two of them bad boys, put them in.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07Ah, lovin' it!

0:39:09 > 0:39:10Toffees, toffees.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14Chocolate, chocolate...chocolate.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Want some Flumps?

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Need to have fun.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21That is just, like...

0:39:21 > 0:39:22ooh!

0:39:22 > 0:39:26You can push. That is us. I can't even pull it!

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Scared how much it's going to be!

0:39:32 > 0:39:35That's £287.89, then, please.

0:39:35 > 0:39:36Oh, I've got no money.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40Mr Wonka attracts attention wherever he goes.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42That's me theme - Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46No flowers, sweets everywhere. Is that a good idea, or what?

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Come here, look. It's like a cake stand.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53- Oh, it's lovely.- Put all them round, and bake me own cake to stick on top.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55- Fantastic.- Clever guy.- Loving it.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58I feel like a kid. I want to start eating all this stuff.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05But after a sugar high, there's always a low.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08And after their supermarket sweep,

0:40:08 > 0:40:10the boys need to tot up their spends.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Wedding band is £500.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Bridesmaids £400.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15Yeah.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17- £11,690.- Yeah.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Yeah.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Equals £310 left.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23One thing's for sure -

0:40:23 > 0:40:26looks like the chopper's getting the chop.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28It's hitting home now, that I ain't gettin' me...

0:40:28 > 0:40:30me chopper.

0:40:30 > 0:40:34Cos I went over £280 on me stag do.

0:40:34 > 0:40:41And then I couldn't get anything else for much less. I got her bridesmaids' dresses cheap, her dress cheap.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44But if I would have got the helicopter,

0:40:44 > 0:40:51I wouldn't have got four or five things which are essential for the wedding.

0:40:51 > 0:40:56I'm just a bit gutted on it. And I ain't got a rich ma and da to give me any dough.

0:40:56 > 0:41:00It's the day before the wedding.

0:41:00 > 0:41:06The bride who didn't want white is about to see the diamond white dress that Colin wants her to wear.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Oh, I'm really scared.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11This is the most important thing right now, this.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15I don't even care about tomorrow, this is more important than anything.

0:41:17 > 0:41:21Unfortunately for Sally, there's no going back now.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25It's like being at the dentist.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28I think that's why we're whispering!

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Really nervous. Really nervous.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33I couldn't pick some... It's so personal,

0:41:33 > 0:41:37like... Sally's my daughter and I don't think I'd get it right.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40I've not heard any screams.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51I don't want to open me eyes.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56SHE GASPS

0:41:56 > 0:41:57Oh, my God!

0:42:05 > 0:42:06Oh, my God.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08LAUGHS WEAKLY

0:42:10 > 0:42:12It's beautiful.

0:42:18 > 0:42:22I really, really like it. Cos it's not too much.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24It's not massive. It's just nice.

0:42:24 > 0:42:29It says an awful lot to me that he's picked this dress, I mean...

0:42:30 > 0:42:33this is just not a dress I'd think Colin would pick, ever.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37Oh, my God.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Oh!

0:42:55 > 0:42:59- SHE GASPS - Oh, God!

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Oh, my God! It's white...

0:43:03 > 0:43:07Sorry, I just thought I'd say it's white, but other than that, it's beautiful on you.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- I love it. I really like it. - It's very different, isn't it?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Gorgeous, isn't it?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Oh, big C has done well.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20I'm happy. Are you happy for her?

0:43:20 > 0:43:24Big C has got the dress spot on. But over at Cranage Hall,

0:43:24 > 0:43:27will tomorrow bring the sweet smell of success?

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Don't you reckon to put them there?

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Should have put up a sign, 20p!

0:43:36 > 0:43:41With the decorations lit, it's time to make their budget wedding cake.

0:43:41 > 0:43:45- Add half a pint of water mix...- Add it all in, basically put it all in.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Bung it in, son.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50It's a foolproof recipe. Just pour...

0:43:50 > 0:43:55- 'mix...'- Would you put that in for me, mate?- Yeah. No worries. - '..and give it to the head chef.'

0:43:55 > 0:43:59- 20 minutes?- That's my big cake - don't burn it!

0:43:59 > 0:44:05- 'It's midnight, and their cake has risen.'- Got it.- 'Now they just have to decorate it.'

0:44:10 > 0:44:13- That's not bad, that. That is not bad.- Right.

0:44:13 > 0:44:17I bet Willy Wonka didn't get his hands dirty.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20No, this is a bad idea, this. Gently.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22This is my wedding cake, this.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25This is a disaster.

0:44:25 > 0:44:29"Place the cake in the middle of the cake board, putting cut side onto the board."

0:44:29 > 0:44:34- Colin, what are we doing?- Come on, we'll pull it off, trust me.

0:44:34 > 0:44:39- "Covering the outside of the cake with a thin layer of frosting." - Yeah, mate. That's what you do.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40Oh, my God.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43Oh, you're breaking up the top.

0:44:43 > 0:44:47- We've got jam in it and everything. - We should have bought a cake.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49The boys even have ready-made icing.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52HIGH VOICE: Michael Jackson!

0:44:52 > 0:44:54They can't go wrong.

0:44:54 > 0:44:55It's broke.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00The icing is normally put OVER the cake, Colin.

0:45:02 > 0:45:03Nah. Not big enough.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Oh, what!

0:45:05 > 0:45:07BLEEP!

0:45:07 > 0:45:11The base of Colin's cake is now stuck to his icing.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14- It's breaking like- BLEEP!

0:45:14 > 0:45:15Let's give up.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18- Let's give up.- Yaaah!

0:45:18 > 0:45:22It's 1am, we're trying to bake a cake. But it doesn't seem to happen.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26Da-naaah!

0:45:29 > 0:45:34- State of that on the top, mate! - 'Cake, anyone?'- Yeah!

0:45:38 > 0:45:41The big day is finally here.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46At midday, Colin will be marrying Sally.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49But he's only had five hours' sleep.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Stressing, stressing, stressing...

0:45:53 > 0:45:56- I wanted to- BLEEP- do it all last night. Fannying around doing the cake.

0:45:56 > 0:46:02He still needs to sort out seating, a new cake and table decorations.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05Colin's a little bit stressed, I think.

0:46:05 > 0:46:06Um...

0:46:06 > 0:46:10Obviously, it's a big day, innit? Going to be stressed.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13Come on, stick, stick, stick.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25Some flowers for Sally.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Ooh, they're gorgeous, thank you!

0:46:28 > 0:46:34Colin's asked Sally's boss from her salon to create her wedding hairdo.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37How are you?

0:46:37 > 0:46:40- Fine. Are you doing my hair?- Yeah. - Thank God!

0:46:40 > 0:46:41HE CHUCKLES

0:46:43 > 0:46:46And thank God that it's Matt doing my hair!

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- I trust no-one with my hair! - I didn't find out till the last minute!

0:46:50 > 0:46:54I didn't get a wedding dress till yesterday, so don't worry about it!

0:46:54 > 0:46:59Sally's due to arrive in an hour. And the stress is getting to the boys.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02- Half a job, you!- Shut up. - You're useless, man.

0:47:02 > 0:47:08- Useless.- Says you? Sat on your - BLEEP- backside telling names? - Useless.- Where do you want 'em?

0:47:08 > 0:47:13- Did you pick them silver things up? - No, they just had them. I'll switch one over.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18You are a waste of time!

0:47:21 > 0:47:26It's time for Sally to see Colin's pick'n'mix bridesmaids' dresses.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Oh! They're all different colours!

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Oh, my God! Why are they all different?

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- Um...- I would have liked you all to be in one dress.

0:47:38 > 0:47:41OK.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44That kind of threw things up in the air for how my day's going to go!

0:47:50 > 0:47:54Back at the venue, while the head chef bakes a new cake,

0:47:54 > 0:47:56Colin and Juice add the finishing touches.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59Colin, there's your wedding cake.

0:48:01 > 0:48:06HE CHUCKLES This has got to be the weirdest wedding cake you've ever seen.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07Beautiful, innit, mate?

0:48:07 > 0:48:09I think it's funky and different.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11Definitely. It's what we're like, mate.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13GASPS

0:48:13 > 0:48:17Luckily for Sally, Colin didn't try to make her dress.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20Oh, Sally, you look beautiful!

0:48:20 > 0:48:22It's amazing!

0:48:22 > 0:48:27You look amazing, Sal. Princess.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30And Sally's prince is not looking too shabby either.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Looks pretty hot, mate.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34Lucky girl, isn't she?

0:48:34 > 0:48:37I'm looking fresh like this.

0:48:37 > 0:48:41Beautiful. I love the style when it's all put together.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Gorgeous.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45I'm doing this to show her how much I love her,

0:48:45 > 0:48:47and also, how much I know her, as such.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50And she's accepted me for the way I am.

0:48:50 > 0:48:55I have done a lot of jokey stuff, as such.

0:48:55 > 0:49:00And right on cue, Sally's horse and carriage arrives.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02Oh, my God.

0:49:04 > 0:49:06It's amazing!

0:49:06 > 0:49:09It couldn't have been any bigger!

0:49:14 > 0:49:15Very Colin, innit?

0:49:15 > 0:49:17Very appropriate for Colin!

0:49:17 > 0:49:20- Did he go on his stag go in this? - I would imagine he did, yeah.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23You're going to go right near the front.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25I don't know where the bloody hell we are.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Dead nervous now. It's kicking in now.

0:49:27 > 0:49:29I can't see anything but countryside!

0:49:29 > 0:49:35It's like Chester and Knutsford way. He's gone all posh on me in the last three weeks!

0:49:35 > 0:49:37I don't know what to expect!

0:49:37 > 0:49:39Is that it?

0:49:39 > 0:49:40It's gorgeous!

0:49:40 > 0:49:41Ooh!

0:49:41 > 0:49:45- VICAR:- Ladies and gentlemen, would you all like to stand, please?

0:49:47 > 0:49:51MUSIC: "Heaven" (Candlelight Mix) by DJ Sammy & Yanou

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Sally, today I pledge...

0:50:11 > 0:50:12Sally, today I pledge...

0:50:12 > 0:50:15To spend the rest of my life with you...

0:50:15 > 0:50:17To spend the rest of my life with you...

0:50:17 > 0:50:20I'll be faithful and honest...

0:50:20 > 0:50:22I'll be faithful and honest...

0:50:22 > 0:50:25I'll always be there when you need me most...

0:50:25 > 0:50:28- TEARING UP:- I'll always be there when I need you most...

0:50:28 > 0:50:30And will respect and support you...

0:50:34 > 0:50:36I'll respect and support you...

0:50:36 > 0:50:40Will you, Colin, take Sally here present,

0:50:40 > 0:50:42to be your lawful wedded wife?

0:50:42 > 0:50:43I will.

0:50:43 > 0:50:48Will you, Sally, take Colin here present,

0:50:48 > 0:50:50to be your lawful wedded husband?

0:50:50 > 0:50:51I do.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53I give you this ring...

0:50:53 > 0:50:56I give you this ring...

0:50:56 > 0:50:58As a symbol of my love...

0:50:58 > 0:51:00As a symbol of my love...

0:51:00 > 0:51:02And for all the years to come.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04And for all the years to come.

0:51:04 > 0:51:07You're now husband and wife.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14MUSIC: "Rule The World" by Take That

0:51:17 > 0:51:20I'm mesmerised. I think she looks beautiful.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22When I walked in, I could have been stood anywhere.

0:51:22 > 0:51:26I didn't know it was anybody who was there or anything around me. Just seen you.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30Best day of my life. Really. I'm so happy.

0:51:30 > 0:51:34Beautiful ceremony. Sally looked beautiful in the dress we chose.

0:51:34 > 0:51:39- Was you crying?- Yeah, I was!- Oh, my God, I couldn't hold my tears in!

0:51:39 > 0:51:42We were just flabbergasted he actually picked this place.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

0:51:45 > 0:51:49While the guests tuck into Willy Wonka's treats,

0:51:49 > 0:51:55Sally's about to see Colin's labour of love in all its glory.

0:51:56 > 0:52:01But is it the finest chocolate factory in Cheshire?

0:52:03 > 0:52:04Oh, my God!

0:52:04 > 0:52:06What the...?

0:52:07 > 0:52:08Oh, my God!

0:52:08 > 0:52:10It's like I'm a child.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12Are those chocolate centrepieces?

0:52:12 > 0:52:16Yeah, chocolate centrepieces. And they're the sweets for people to share.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18Come this way...look at the cake...

0:52:20 > 0:52:21Oh, this is cool!

0:52:21 > 0:52:24- Me and Juice were up t'half-one making cake.- You didn't make this?

0:52:24 > 0:52:25We bought them...

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Hand on heart, you made it?

0:52:27 > 0:52:30Hand on heart, we bought them!

0:52:30 > 0:52:33- That one, we had a go at. - So this isn't the one you made?

0:52:33 > 0:52:36- We couldn't use the one we made. - You didn't make the cake? - We had a go!

0:52:36 > 0:52:38What do you think the theme is?

0:52:38 > 0:52:41Obviously, the theme is Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44- And do you like it? - It could have been worse.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47You could have gone over the top, and that would have been way too much.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50- Yeah, but we done it just right. - I didn't say you didn't!

0:52:50 > 0:52:51You don't like it.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54I didn't say it wasn't nice! It's nice! I like it!

0:52:54 > 0:52:57It entertains everybody else. It's not what I would have picked!

0:52:57 > 0:52:59We know you like to be different.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01- I like to be selfish! - That's the one.

0:53:01 > 0:53:02I don't think she was happy.

0:53:02 > 0:53:06Hand on heart, personally, I think she's put a front on.

0:53:06 > 0:53:10Obviously I hoped she'd be more enthusiastic, more, "Oh, yeah..."

0:53:10 > 0:53:14but she wasn't overwhelmed. It's made me feel a bit gutted, really.

0:53:16 > 0:53:21Sally's about to find out just how far Colin's taken his theme.

0:53:21 > 0:53:27With his chocolate party in full swing, there's just time for a quick costume change.

0:53:27 > 0:53:33Personally with Sally, I don't think she was too eager with the actual theme anyway,

0:53:33 > 0:53:37and now, I'm actually going a bit more OTT,

0:53:37 > 0:53:44because she went, "I'm glad you didn't go too silly with the theme,"

0:53:44 > 0:53:46and now, somehow, I've crossed the line!

0:53:46 > 0:53:48So let's go and see.

0:53:50 > 0:53:55Will the real Willy Wonka please stand up?

0:54:00 > 0:54:02# Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo

0:54:02 > 0:54:06# I've got a perfect puzzle for you

0:54:06 > 0:54:09# Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee

0:54:09 > 0:54:12# If you are wise you will listen to me

0:54:12 > 0:54:15# What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

0:54:15 > 0:54:19# Eating as much as an elephant eats?

0:54:19 > 0:54:22# What are you at getting terribly fat?

0:54:22 > 0:54:26# What do you think will come of that?

0:54:26 > 0:54:28# I don't like the look of it

0:54:28 > 0:54:32# Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah

0:54:32 > 0:54:35# If you're not greedy you will go far

0:54:35 > 0:54:39# You will live in happiness too

0:54:39 > 0:54:42# Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

0:54:48 > 0:54:50# Doompadee do! #

0:54:50 > 0:54:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:52 > 0:54:55Thank you, ladies and gents!

0:54:57 > 0:55:00I think it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!

0:55:00 > 0:55:01She liked it!

0:55:01 > 0:55:02It was absolutely hilarious!

0:55:05 > 0:55:07I just couldn't stop laughing.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10- Good dancing, Colin! - Yeah, good dancing, Colin!

0:55:12 > 0:55:14MUSIC: "Stay With You" by John Legend

0:55:17 > 0:55:20I am so proud of what you've done for me today...

0:55:20 > 0:55:25it's honestly untrue. I'm in debt for the rest of my life, unfortunately now!

0:55:29 > 0:55:31'It's been an emotional roller coaster.'

0:55:31 > 0:55:33It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36But it's absolutely been worth it for you.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39Really, absolutely been worth it from my heart.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41That's been worth it, so...

0:55:41 > 0:55:43If I had to do it again for her, I would do it.

0:55:43 > 0:55:44In a heartbeat.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Once again, ladies and gents,

0:55:53 > 0:55:55please put your hands together,

0:55:55 > 0:55:59show your appreciation for your bride and groom, Mr and Mrs Phillips!

0:55:59 > 0:56:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:56:01 > 0:56:03Next time, Ian and Riana.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05I get it pretty wrong.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07It's going to be quite controversial.

0:56:07 > 0:56:11We really want a Greek traditional wedding, Ian.

0:56:11 > 0:56:12Show us what you can do.

0:56:12 > 0:56:16If he doesn't deliver, then he is not the man we thought he was.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18We're nowhere.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20- No, I feel ridiculous. - Nightmare. Absolute nightmare.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24I'm past caring.

0:56:24 > 0:56:25I'm going to do it my way.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27- This is so not Greek. - I don't believe it.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Oh, no!

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