0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hold on to your hats.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- What do you think? - You look really nice.- Do I?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Only the bravest of brides...
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Oh, I'm really scared.
0:00:16 > 0:00:21..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- alone.- She's going to love it, I know she is. She'll probably kill me.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27The grooms get £12,000.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28No strippers.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32And the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36With a million ways to splash the cash...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I got married on a battleship.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Black to Vegas, baby.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43..and a million things to organise...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- I don't know what she wants. - This is well stressing me out.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I can't do it.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And will it be for better?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- SQUEALS - Or for worse?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57After 10 minutes, I want to get it off.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- You've ripped the whole family apart. - GROWLS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is hell on earth.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Tonight the pressure is on for sailor, Ian, to deliver
0:01:07 > 0:01:11a big fat Greek wedding for his bride Reanna.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12It'll be quite controversial.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Will he make all the wrong decisions?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- It's risky.- It is risky.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19This wedding seems to be turning out a bit different anyway.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Can he rely on his best man? - Yeah, I don't really care.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Am I bothered? I just like seeing it get done.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27And will he remember he has to please not only his bride
0:01:27 > 0:01:30but her large Greek family too.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33If he doesn't deliver then he's not the man we thought he was.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Can this man give this woman the wedding of her dreams?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39No, I feel ridiculous.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- This isn't, so not Greek. - I can't believe it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh no!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Today, 27-year-old Ian
0:01:57 > 0:01:59is moving out of the house that he shares
0:01:59 > 0:02:01with 26 year old fiancee Reanna
0:02:01 > 0:02:03in Coulsdon, Surrey.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yes! Closed.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09The couple met at university and have been inseparable ever since.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12'We just hit it off straightaway'
0:02:12 > 0:02:17and from there, you know, we just loved each other from the start, really.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23After they graduated, Reanna decided to study fashion while Ian worked as a bar manager.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I was working 70/80 hours a week I think it was.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28He used to fall asleep on the tube home and it was a Circle Line
0:02:28 > 0:02:31so he just used to go round and round and round.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35So he decided to retrain for a career in the Merchant Navy.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38'When I'm trained and got all my qualifications,'
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I should be the one in charge, sailing the ship, eventually.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47And the prospect of being apart for long periods propelled Ian to pop the question.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48He got down on one knee
0:02:48 > 0:02:53- and got out a little Tiffany box and got the ring out.- I didn't get down on one knee.- You did.- Didn't.- Did.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ian retraining for a new career
0:02:55 > 0:02:59means that Reanna's dream wedding is pie-in-the-sky.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03We'd love to get married but we just haven't got the money at the minute.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07So they're currently living with Reanna's parents.
0:03:07 > 0:03:14Reanna's dad Theo is Greek Cypriot and wants a big Greek wedding for his only daughter.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Poor Ian's lived with us now for a while and he knows what we expect.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23We expect high standards and we expect some good Greek parts in the wedding.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29So when it comes to the big day, Ian has more than just his bride to please.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32'In Greek Cypriot culture, the wedding isn't just about the couple'
0:03:32 > 0:03:36it's about a huge party where everyone has an amazing time, not just the couple.
0:03:36 > 0:03:42Difficult enough pleasing Reanna, let alone the huge Greek family as well.
0:03:42 > 0:03:48Reanna now works for a shoe brand and with her fashion expertise
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Ian will have to be on his mettle when he chooses her dress.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53'This is a risk I'm taking'
0:03:53 > 0:03:56because there's a chance he'll get it wrong and it won't be perfect.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Because Reanna works in fashion it's going to be pretty tricky choosing her wedding dress I reckon.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03'But if it really is something'
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I'm not comfortable in it'll ruin the day.
0:04:04 > 0:04:10But when it comes to fashion sense the only thing Ian has is a distinct lack of it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- It's a bit Essex.- There's nothing wrong with that.- That is just Essex chav.- I love that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Do you know what else you'd have with that? "I want to be like David Beckham" headband. That's not good.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I've tried buying things for Reanna in the past and, er...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I get it pretty wrong.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I think his brain just goes into overdrive and like a fuse goes in it
0:04:30 > 0:04:33and he can't decide what to do, so he just chooses anything in the end.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- I love you so much.- I love you too.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48See you in three weeks, yeah? OK?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I'll just go otherwise I'll get upset.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Love you.- I love you.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00The next time they see each other will be at the altar.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03It seems really real now.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05For the next three weeks,
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Ian will be staying on the Kent coast with his dad, Pete.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- How are you doing? Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Reanna was a bit emotional.- Was she?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Well she was all right but you know what she's like.- She must be getting used to it now,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- with the ships and stuff. - I know, I know.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It'll be all right I think.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Bit nervous, you know, but I reckon it'll be all right.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Fortunately Ian's not going to be steering this wedding ship alone.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Helping him stay on course will be first mate and childhood chum, Neil.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Hello, pal.- But Neil's a builder, not a wedding planner.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Yeah, one of them.- Busy day.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Ian gets a bit stressed out but I can't imagine getting stressed out, get a few beers in me,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'll be nice and happy as Larry, really.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53The first thing we need is a venue, don't we? Have a look on the Internet.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I don't even know what we're looking at, what is this?- A fishing shack.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Do they actually do the wedding in the barn as well?- Ian's already thinking left-field.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Also used for regular events. - A very British backdrop.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Brilliant for a Greek wedding(!)
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Do you know what, I'm bored already.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- I've got to tell ya. I can't be bothered. - Well, someone's got to be bothered.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20Captain Ian's got lots to do if he's to fulfil the expectations of Reanna's relatives.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's going to be a nightmare.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26At Auntie Anne's house in Croydon...
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Some bowls.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31..the bride-to-be is at a barbecue with her Greek Cypriot family.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What have we got for main course?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36This is the way to a Greek's heart, food.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38My baby.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yes, I love you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42The head of the family is Grandpa George.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- I wanted Greek music. Where is the music?- In there.- Where?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:55 > 0:07:00There have been several weddings in the family recently, including two of Reanna's cousins and her brother.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06A good Greek wedding is like a great song, you have to hit the notes.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11So the pressure is on Ian to give the family the wedding they want.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15He's going to have to remember very importantly, first of all, the music.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18The music to a Greek wedding is very important.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22'If there's no Greek band, if there's no Greek music'
0:07:22 > 0:07:25we'll be very disappointed, because that's what Greek culture is all about.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I hope Ian is on a mission here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31We really want a Greek traditional wedding, Ian.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35You claim you're a Greek husband to be, show us what you can do.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Oh, my God.- Here's the rain coming.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43After living with his in-laws for a year Ian's been well briefed
0:07:43 > 0:07:46and knows he needs to book a Greek band.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Do you want to hear their music?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54GREEK MUSIC PLAYS This is the music.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Can you hear that?- Yeah, fantastic.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59IAN CHUCKLES
0:07:59 > 0:08:02I'm really looking forward to it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Lovely, isn't it? - You can turn it off now.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I don't know if it's good or bad. It just sounds the same to me, to be honest.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Is it essential that we have a Greek band?- If we don't have a Greek band, it's not a Greek wedding.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18If there's no Greek dancing, we haven't got the money pinning.
0:08:18 > 0:08:24As Ian knows from cousin George's wedding, a Greek band is essential
0:08:24 > 0:08:28for the bride and groom's traditional money-pinning dance.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30'The money-pinning dance is an old Greek custom.'
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Instead of giving presents, families would give money.
0:08:34 > 0:08:41'When you look at the groom and the bride and there's money pinned from head to toe,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44'and you can't see the wedding dress or the suit,'
0:08:44 > 0:08:49it's a good way of giving someone a start in married life.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52But this family only trusts ONE band.
0:08:52 > 0:08:58'Traditionally we've used the same Greek band and they were very good,'
0:08:58 > 0:09:02so they're tried and tested. There's a fear of having a poor Greek band and it'll be a letdown.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07He'll have to try and track them down or it'll break with tradition and it'll be quite controversial.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15I think the family band are really unreliable and if they don't turn up I'm screwed, really.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I want someone reliable.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I'm just going to try and find a few others.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Ian risks the wrath of Reanna's family and calls a different Greek band.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27All right, brilliant. OK. Cheers, mate.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31One of the Greek bands, apparently, is free.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Well, just book them.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Do you think I should also ring the family band as well?- Oh, yeah, definitely ring the family one
0:09:37 > 0:09:40because you might upset people if you don't.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Answer your phones! God!
0:09:48 > 0:09:55At the end of day three, the boys don't have a venue and they can't get hold of the elusive family band.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No answer.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Nice work, lads(!)
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- Next day, and the boys are finally on the venue hunt. - It's just up there. Look.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13They're in London to check out a medieval crypt below a pub.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Good news or bad news?- Crypt is gone.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Crypt is gone?- Yeah.- Oh.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- We've got the restaurant as an option. Let me show you. - Can I have a look?- Yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27So they take a look at what IS available.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29But it's not ideal.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- That's quite nice.- We need space for all the Greek dancing.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Not much room for high kicks in here.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yie-yie!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43There's probably other places to get married but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45The boys venue plans may have been scuttled
0:10:45 > 0:10:49but the bride knows exactly where she'd like to tie the knot.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54# Zadok the priest... #
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Reanna accompanied by chief bridesmaid Lynsey is visiting her local church in Surrey -
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- St Margaret's.- Oh, wow.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- This is really nice.- It's beautiful, isn't it?- It's really beautiful.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- It's special because me and Ian walk past here every day.- Yeah. - It's cute. We always comment on it.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- # ..Anointed Solomon king... # - So what are the chances
0:11:11 > 0:11:17of Ian booking a church for your wedding?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21He's going to be so stressed that I think a church is going to be far from his mind, to be honest.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Do you reckon it'd make it more meaningful?- It would seal the deal a bit more.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I think it would strike the fear of God into Ian, we're married now - forever.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Mm, forever is a very long time.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37The boys have come up with another possible venue. But it's not in the country
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and it's not a church.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- It'll be a right surprise. - It'll be a surprise.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45The boys have an appointment at an unusual venue on the Thames.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- Can you guess what it is yet?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- Even just walking down here.- She wouldn't have a clue, would she?- She wouldn't realise that's the place...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- The last place she'd look. - ..she's getting married on.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Could Ian be on to something?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Reanna is in Brighton, dreaming of a reception by the water.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, my God, it's so nice.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's beautiful, isn't it?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09It's just like a dream nautical setting.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Do you really want a nautical theme?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Yeah. And Ian's a sailor so it's perfect, you know what I mean?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Do you reckon he'll pick somewhere by the sea?
0:12:17 > 0:12:22I just don't think we can predict what Ian and Neil are going to choose.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah, I got married on a battleship.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30She'd never suspect that.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- It's crazy, actually. - It is a crazy idea.
0:12:33 > 0:12:40Nautical it may be but an 11,500 tonne battleship isn't exactly what the bride had in mind.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43'The thing is with Ian, is he's likely just to go the opposite'
0:12:43 > 0:12:45of what I like and go really weird.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48We can have a little teaser and show you the sick bay.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Yeah, please. - So bit of a macabre scene.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56HMS Belfast boasts an exhibition of mannequins showing life on board during wartime.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01It's more house of horrors than seaside chic.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03At least it'll be a surprise, whatever it is.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06So, welcome to the ship's company dining hall.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Wow.- It's pretty big, isn't it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Have you any colour theme in mind?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Blue.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19It is going to be blue. That's what it will be.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Reanna wants her reception in a stylish seaside hotel.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26This is the Dome ballroom. As you can see, it's a really gorgeous,
0:13:26 > 0:13:31- light room.- It's absolutely stunning. - That's pretty amazing.- What do you think about the high ceiling?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33That sense of light coming through those windows is amazing.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37There's not much natural light in the bowels of the ship.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39We've got all the lights on.
0:13:39 > 0:13:44It can be much more ambient than this, you want to create that drama, that presence
0:13:44 > 0:13:46for your bride to come up the aisle with.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It got like all the nice like fireplaces as well.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Yeah, original features. Look at that chandelier. I love it, I love that it's made up of wine glasses.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57It's incredible. So quirky but really still elegant.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05You'll notice we've got the rivets feature in the walls, the pipe work,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08this was pretty much exactly how it looked.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Industrial type look.
0:14:11 > 0:14:18The flooring is great because it's wooden. I hate carpets, they remind me of gyms and sports club.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Or maybe an officer's mess? - This is quite nice, isn't it?
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Like an old gentleman's club. - This is the old officer's mess.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26We'd have the drinks here?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Yes, absolutely. - That made Neil's ears prick up.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Reanna imagines her guests gathering in the hotel bistro.
0:14:35 > 0:14:41It will be so nice for welcome drinks because it's got that kind of rustic vintagey 1950s feel to it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Yeah, I like it.- I like it.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I like it because it's so unusual.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50It's not really the normal thing to do, is it?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's just got soul. It's just my ideal place.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I just wish he'd pick it and we could have the wedding here. But...
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- It's a bit out there. - It's a bit weird.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00No, yeah.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Best one so far.- Definite maybe.
0:15:05 > 0:15:13The boys only have one more place to see on their random list of possible venues.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- An eco-lodge in Kent.- It's lovely.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20So this is the reception bit.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Yes.- I love this roof.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- I like that. - Beautiful views of the garden.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Ah, brilliant.- That is great.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I like the floor.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Really bright as well. It's really bright in here.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35So different to other venues because every venue is dark.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- And this is so light, it's so different.- Yeah.
0:15:39 > 0:15:45It's got a high ceilings, wooden floors and natural light that Reanna loves.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48So what do you think so far?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49It's so different.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It is. I actually really, really like it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I'm impressed.- I am. I am impressed.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Very impressed.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05Any closer to choosing the venue, what do you think about today?
0:16:05 > 0:16:11Ian has to choose between a pub, a battleship and an eco-lodge.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12So what will it be?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Out of the three.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- HMS Belfast...- Yep.- It's the maddest place I've ever looked at.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I wouldn't mind it, having it on the ship. That's what I love.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Done, relief.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Jesus, man.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Finally got over that first hurdle, man. It's all easy from now on, you know?
0:16:34 > 0:16:41So Ian spends £6,000, half his budget, on HMS Belfast.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Here's hoping the bride's a fan of the mark 23 gun turret.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Lynsey and Reanna are catching up with Reanna's Auntie Anne.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I hope he's got a decent venue.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57But what would happen if it was absolutely awful when you walked into it? What would you do?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Well and just have to have a really large drink and
0:17:00 > 0:17:06have a shot of tequila and get so drunk I'll pretend like I'm not there.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08How important is the Greek band to you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I really hope he gets the normal band that all the family use.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Do you think Ian knows how important this band is?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- No.- God, no, I don't think so.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I hope so. I don't know.
0:17:19 > 0:17:26It's all right, I'm just going to book a Greek band now, I'm past caring about the blooming Greek band.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30I'm doing the Greek thing and I'm happy to do the Greek thing but I'm going to do it my way.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33So I'm going to go with the band I've found.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37So if he doesn't get the band he's out.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41It's a bit of a risk, but I've decided I'm going to take that risk.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43It'll just cause such controversy.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Brilliant. OK, cheers, thank you. See you.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Nightmare. Absolute nightmare.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Greek band booked.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00So, at the end of week one Ian's made some brave decisions.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04He's spent a total of £7,500 on a battleship and the wrong Greek band.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13The boys head off to Canterbury to hit the shops.
0:18:13 > 0:18:20No one's going to come to this strange wedding on a battleship unless they get an invitation.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- That is boring. - It's just an invitation, mate.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You don't need to worry about it too much, do you?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- This sort of stuff. - Oh, wicked, Banksy stuff.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Is a bit mad isn't it?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I think it's a good idea, go for it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36All right. Let's get a selection.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's a bizarre choice of invite, but the best man's not bothered.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43It's done now, we've made a decision, I like it.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I like that. Let's just get them.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Don't even look any more.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52They're different. This wedding seems to be turning out different anyway.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- We're getting married on a weird and different... - I like it getting done.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00In blissful ignorance of Ian's decisions so far,
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Reanna, with her mum and Auntie Anne, is on a mission to find her dream dress.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07What about that one with the nice buttons at the back?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10No.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13But this fashion savvy bride isn't going to be happy with just any old frock.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16That's quite nice. No?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What about them, they're lovely.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I know what I don't want, I really know what I do want.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22What about this one, it's halter-neck.
0:19:22 > 0:19:28- That's nothing I'd normally go for. - This one?- It's so big. I don't think I could wear it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29There you go.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I like the whole feel of it but it's not me.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Can we see you try one on. They look different once you've got them on.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Stunning. Turn around.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I could never, ever wear anything like this.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- What about if it was shorter? - No, I'd feel ridiculous.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Is that the one that was in the window?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, I couldn't handle that train.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'd just fall over.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I'm getting really worried now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Beyond difficult, I don't know how he will do it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Beautiful.- I don't think I really like wedding dresses. I just feel like a bit of a dickhead.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Oh, dear.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I look too wide.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- That is beautiful.- Lovely. - I look dumpy and short in it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Oh, for God's sake.- You don't. - Like a dumpy, little, short toilet roll.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25I don't really know what type of wedding dress I want so I don't know how he's going to know.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Let's try that one.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31I don't know, actually. That one, that one. What d'you think?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Can Ian do it? I really don't know.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38If I had a dress that was wrong and I hate it and I felt uncomfortable in, I'd be so pissed off,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I wouldn't even want go to my own wedding.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Sounds like a mission impossible for Ian and Neil.
0:20:45 > 0:20:51As they set out to buy a gown for the bride who hates wedding dresses.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Hello.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Oh, hello.- Hello. Are you all right?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Do you need a wedding dress? - Yeah, please.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Where do we start? I mean what do you think she should be in?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I, I, this is really difficult.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06OK, let's start with what do you imagine her wearing?
0:21:10 > 0:21:16God. What I really don't want is too much bling.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Um.- No bling?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21That's not going to be easy in here.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Is that too much in the way of... - A little bit too much bling.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Again.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31- Too blingy.- Yeah, too blingy. - Comes with or without this.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I don't know if it's just too much of a risk.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- She's going to wear it one day. Then she's going to put it in a box. - It's a special day!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Oh, you're sick!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41If she doesn't like it she's not going to be too happy.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- I actually like that top half. - Like the top half.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Kind of the theme, you know.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- A little bit Titanic. - So tell me about Titanic.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56He's getting married on a battleship.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Oh.- I know, yeah, it's a bit random.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Boutique owner, Jean, picks up on Ian's nautical theme.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06That would look very good on the deck.
0:22:07 > 0:22:13- Would you be actually interested in something that's sort of like an oyster colour at all?- Yeah.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I didn't even know they really go...
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I'm just like... I'm so new to it I haven't a clue.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21What's the colour scheme of your wedding?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25For instance have you picked colours...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Oh, no.- For bridesmaids?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I don't know, I'm not sure yet.
0:22:28 > 0:22:34Ian's struggling to make a decision and the bride has a bad feeling about what he's up to.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38So how worried are you about the dress?
0:22:38 > 0:22:42I don't know what I want from a dress myself so, like I haven't found a dream wedding dress.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- That's what scares me. - You don't like wedding dresses.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- You know what she's like, she's so particular.- Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50If I really hate it...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I couldn't wear it, to be honest.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- You couldn't, or you wouldn't? - Wouldn't.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Are you feeling confident? - It's all new to me. - They all look the same to me.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02We'll see.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03I'm a bit worried.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I like the shape.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I think it's too much at the bottom.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I don't like the bottom, the bling either, in the middle.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- How about that?- The bling. - The bling.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I like the fit.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I just don't like the top.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You don't like the top?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Why?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I don't know why.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29No.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Just keep it easy. No.- Yeah. OK.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I don't know about the lace.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37No. I don't think the lace.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I actually like that. I do, do you?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, I do, yeah.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- It sort of fits in. - Purely because of the venue.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48On a battleship.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52D'you know what I mean, it seems like a bit of a Titanic dress.
0:23:52 > 0:23:58My horrific dress is something really low-cut and a bit slutty and it's got a lot of breast on show.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I think that will look really nice.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I mean there will be a bit of cleavage.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I think the top half will look awesome.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08And kind of meringue-y, just going really out.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- The bottom, I think, would bother her, being so kind of...- Odd.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14My worst nightmare.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Perhaps a Conservative satin dress will float Reanna's boat.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24I can just imagine him and Neil getting dress blur and going insane.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27You can do this sort of thing where it's one strap.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I like that, now.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32It's nice. It's safe. I like it with the strap on.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You'd like you with a strap on?
0:24:37 > 0:24:45After over two hours of dress shopping it comes down to the low-cut fishtail Titanic dress.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Or the safe one shouldered satin number.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50This is where it's getting difficult.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Let's choose. It's so hard.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Have you ever known Ian to make the wrong decision or not get it right?
0:24:55 > 0:25:00If he takes too long to choose something he won't listen to anyone, he'll go a bit interior
0:25:00 > 0:25:06and then deciding on something he thinks I love when it might be hideous.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11- It's risky.- It is risky but I actually really love it.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15I just want to look amazing, and if I don't and it's like a really chavy dress.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm just going to throw a massive mood.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I like it, I like it.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Yeah. Yeah.- Yeah.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's a sexier dress. It's a prettier dress.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27It's sexier, yeah.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30It's another bold decision by Captain Ian.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34# You're here... #
0:25:34 > 0:25:39But when Reanna sees he's gone for the Titanic dress will she get that sinking feeling?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I'm well chuffed now.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Thank God for that, eh?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54At Reanna's house the invites have arrived.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It's a picture of a monkey.
0:26:00 > 0:26:05"Reanna, you're invited to the wedding of Reanna Philippa
0:26:05 > 0:26:07"and Ian Bowman on Saturday 22nd May at..."
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I don't think I can tell anything from the wedding for this,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15because obviously it's not going to be in a zoo.
0:26:17 > 0:26:23But what will Mum and Dad think when they find out the wedding's on HMS Belfast?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- Oh, my God.- Oh, my God!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Is this real?- I can't believe it.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29I'm gobsmacked. I didn't expect this.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33I've not been to a wedding on a ship before.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36This is so not Greek, isn't it?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Back in Broadstairs, the boys are on a mission to get their suits.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Well, Ian's on a mission. And his first mate?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Am I bothered? I'm not bothered, no.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Not at the moment.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Maybe later on when we've done another four hours of buying a suit
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- I might have the arse. - Curb your enthusiasm.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- How can I help you guys? - We're after suits for a wedding.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Ah, OK.- Very slim fitting suits.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Ian get's stuck in while Mr Enthusiastic takes a back seat.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Skinny tie.- Don't really care.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Just get it over and done with.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I don't care, whatever you think, we'll go with it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Cheer up!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26It looks like Pulp Fiction to me, that's all I can think of.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Neil reckons he's got what it takes to pull off the look.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Can you put some trousers on?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37He asks for a pair with a 32 inch waist.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Maybe I'm a 34.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Shit, you are a 34, aren't you.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53- Shit.- It's going to burst. - Yeah, we'll get you a size up.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Next he tries on a 34.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I think you are actually a 36.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Try a 36.- Keep going, mate.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- It's them takeaways, Neil.- 36.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I think you should try 38.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13This is going to be embarrassing. I can't bend.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Could you assume the drinking position?
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Here I'll rest it on my belly.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- Happy?- Yeah, I like it a lot.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25We'll have it.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27I make this shit look good.
0:28:27 > 0:28:32They've got the suits but Neil's worked up an appetite.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Two sausage rolls and two pasties, I'll have you know.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39At this rate he'll be needing a 38-inch waist come the wedding.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49Captain Ian needs to buy bridesmaids' dresses to go with his nautical theme.
0:28:49 > 0:28:54But will bridesmaids Lynsey and Carly get on board with his colour scheme?
0:28:54 > 0:28:59As long as they don't take a long time because I haven't got much patience for clothes shopping.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I'll be like, I like this and I like that.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03He'll be like, "Just bloody pick something."
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- All right, girls?- Hi.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08All right then. Brief.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12I just want them to look really nice, sophisticated, blue, navy blue.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14All nice and sort of plain.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21They hit the rails but navy is not floating their boat.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- Ian.- It isn't navy, don't waste your time. Blue.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27That's not navy blue.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29- What about...?- No.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32You definitely don't want to change colour? You definitely want to be navy?
0:29:32 > 0:29:35The colour scheme is sort of white and blue.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Oh, no!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I think it's more of a problem for them.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43They seem to be making it a bit of an issue. But it's all right.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47- The girls are ignoring Ian's brief. - What do you think about this one?
0:29:47 > 0:29:48It's really pretty.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I think this one is gorgeous, yeah?
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Definitely. - I know it's not navy blue...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- I'm warming to it.- Love it!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00- And they're getting away with it. - That one.- Bring them along.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- What about that one there? - Bring it along.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Yeah, yeah. That's nice. Just add it to the pile.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09Ian's a defeated man.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- It's a bit nightdressy. - Yeah, I know.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Ian...?
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Bad.- I've actually got Mary in it.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- Ah, man...!- Who chose this?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- What do you think? - If you like them and that...
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- I'm not in love with them. - You're not in love with them?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Out of all of them, they feel the most...- Out of all of them, they're best by far.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42If you want to go and have a look, see if there's any other ones, by all means do.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45I suppose we could do. Right.
0:30:47 > 0:30:53Unable to agree on a dress, the bridesmaids hit the rails one last time.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57There's two of them, so they're always going to have different opinions.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- Do you like that? - Mm, a bit too spangly.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Maybe it's a bit too girlie-girlie.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04It's a bit...puffy, though, isn't it?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06For BLEEP sake.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10That's why I never come shopping.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13It is really tight.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16I quite like them.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- I feel a bit too sexy, rather than...- Oh, dear!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21They're quite nice.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23I feel like I'm in a nightie.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25We've been here for about three hours.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27This is a bit too casual, isn't it?
0:31:27 > 0:31:31Too casual. Would have been better if Neil was here, I think.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33These are quite cute, though.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35How's it looking?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37These are quite cute.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40They might be the right colour, but they're not exactly bridesmaidy.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41I like them.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45It goes with the nautical, if you got some really nice court shoes and some flowers.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- I think they'd fit in quite well. Go for that.- Yeah?
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- Cool.- Decision made.
0:31:50 > 0:31:56What will Ian's fashionista bride make of his random choice of a smock dress with zip front?
0:31:56 > 0:32:02They're girls, aren't they? And when you've got two girls, together, it's going to take a long time.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06But I'm actually quite happy with it. It's not weddingy at all.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14On a roll, Ian spends £385 on a registrar...
0:32:14 > 0:32:18I'm glad I'm not getting married there.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22- ..750 on flowers... - Tell us, Fowley, what is it?
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Mate, I'm not... I'm just letting you go with this one.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30..and 800 on a photographer.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32It's not a fake wedding, I promise.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35It's a normal wedding. It's just quick.
0:32:35 > 0:32:41So, with a week to go, Ian's spent £11,500 of his budget.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45He's booked the wrong band, bought a risky wedding dress,
0:32:45 > 0:32:50and chosen a very British battleship for a big Greek wedding.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52The menu's a bit expensive.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57And it's causing a lot of problems, logistically.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03I might have gone a little too far with the money on that.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09But I'll work with it.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13It'll be all right. I'll make some cutbacks in other places.
0:33:14 > 0:33:21He's got just £500 left, and still needs to pay for the hen night, stag do and rings.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28But there's one thing he's not prepared to skimp on, even though he's strapped.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Shoes.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Reanna's shoes.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36- I don't care.- For a change!
0:33:36 > 0:33:40You decide. They don't have to be expensive, do they?
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Kitten heels or high-heeled, four-inch - I don't care.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45You've got something in mind?
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Are they over £300?
0:33:49 > 0:33:52You're a mug.
0:33:52 > 0:33:57I'm getting a hired suit and she's getting £300 shoes?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59All right, move on.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03What have you got set for the hen do?
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Make-up lessons for the big day!
0:34:07 > 0:34:11In a cunning move, Ian is giving the girls a makeover for their hen do.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Start in the centre of the face, and then take it out.
0:34:14 > 0:34:19He's run out of money for a make-up artist on the day, so they've got to learn how to do it themselves.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24So just apply it to the apple of your cheek. It gives you that really nice, fresh-faced look.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25I just feel like...ah, ah!
0:34:25 > 0:34:31There's no budget left for a stag, so the boys are staying in.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Aah...
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Is that your stomach?
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Huh? You're hearing my stomach? Yeah.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41I need that Indian.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Hi there. Can I order a takeaway, please?
0:34:43 > 0:34:48At Auntie Anne's, Reanna and the girls are ready for their hen night.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- Quickest I've ever got ready. - Are you ready?
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- Has he arranged transport?- Nope.
0:34:55 > 0:34:56We're going to drive.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Some of us are going to drive.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02And your dad's kindly stayed behind to give some of the girls a lift.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- So it's not a problem. - Quick thinking, Auntie.
0:35:06 > 0:35:12With the budget spent and Dad playing cabbie, the girls make their own way into town.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Bit annoyed that we had to get our own transport, but...
0:35:19 > 0:35:22I think he might have just had too much on his mind. I'm not sure.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26I just thought taxis but maybe Reanna was thinking, "Oh, it's a really swish car."
0:35:26 > 0:35:31But hopefully he would have organised some transport for the wedding.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Not only did Ian not book any transport...
0:35:34 > 0:35:38He's paying for a round of drinks.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41..but he's not paying for dinner, either.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44The budget's obviously a bit tight.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47I wonder why the budget's tight!
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Perhaps he shouldn't have spent half of it on a battleship.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52As Ian is paying for a round of drinks,
0:35:52 > 0:35:55I think it'll have to be bottles of champagne all round.
0:36:02 > 0:36:08Ian would choke on his curry if he knew one round of drinks was costing him 164 quid.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11- Look at her! How much has she had to drink?- Oh, yeah.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Looks like the girls have got the last laugh.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Reanna's off to check out wedding rings.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27I'd like something platinum, quiet luxury-ish, and just
0:36:27 > 0:36:30timeless, yeah.
0:36:32 > 0:36:37- The boys are shopping, too. But they're not headed to Cartier. - We haven't got a lot of budget left.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- That's why we're at Argos. - That's why we're at Argos.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Do you realise how cheap you look?
0:36:42 > 0:36:45That platinum band is nice.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48It's one of the most meaningful symbols you can have in a wedding,
0:36:48 > 0:36:52so I think Ian should dedicate...a grand for two rings.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I think that's quite reasonable.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01£27.98 later...
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- Ready for this?- What is that?
0:37:06 > 0:37:10I don't think it's tight. I think it's...managing your money.
0:37:10 > 0:37:17If he got something really, really cheap, I'm not going to wear it.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- This does the job. It's fine.- It doesn't say Argos on it anywhere.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24I know. It's a nice box as well, isn't it?
0:37:31 > 0:37:39It's the day before the wedding, and the moment that the bride who hates wedding dresses has been dreading.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Hi!- Hi, I'm Reanna.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Nice to meet you.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Come on in, then. So do you want to try the dress on today?
0:37:46 > 0:37:47Yeah. Very scared.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Come on, let's go downstairs.
0:37:49 > 0:37:55If there's one thing Reanna didn't want, it was a low-cut neckline and a big skirt.
0:37:55 > 0:38:01So will Ian's fishtail Titanic dress float her boat, or send her overboard?
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Are you ready?- Yes. - OK. I'll just find it.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Ah...
0:38:14 > 0:38:16I think it's gorgeous! What do you reckon?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Would you like to see the back?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I just want to see what the thing in the middle looks like.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I don't know what these straps are going to look like, on.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Sorry, I can't wait...- She's going!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Oh!- Oh! It's gorgeous!
0:38:50 > 0:38:53I love it so much.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- It's lovely.- I love it.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57- It is absolutely beautiful. - Do you like it?
0:38:57 > 0:39:00- Amazing.- Do I look thin?
0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Very.- You look super skinny. You look a size zero.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04It's beautiful.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Perfect. Made to order. You look so beautiful in it.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10When I saw it at first I was a bit worried, because I was like...
0:39:10 > 0:39:15It was just something I'd never go for, because it's quite ruffley, but on, it's just...
0:39:15 > 0:39:19It's absolutely amazing! It's incredible!
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- And it's a wedding dress! - I know, yeah!
0:39:21 > 0:39:23I couldn't do this, so Ian did it.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- I couldn't find it. I couldn't.- No.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27He's better than me.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29He's the fashionista.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38I'm going to cry!
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- Can I take this off and see what it looks like somewhere else?- Yeah.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- I can't believe he chose this. - It's glamorous.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48- It's so romantic.- It's beautiful.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51I feel like I can just relax now. I feel like I've just been...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Oh, God!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I love how I can move and I'll be able to dance in it,
0:39:56 > 0:40:00and, like, party the night away, but it's still so bridal.
0:40:00 > 0:40:05God, it's just the biggest...nicest, happiest moment ever.
0:40:05 > 0:40:11Against all the odds, Ian's Titanic dress is a massive hit.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14I love Ian so much for doing this.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18And Neil! Both of them. Bless them.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21- Beautiful.- I'd better take it off until tomorrow.- Yeah.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23- Yeah.- Ooh, hello dress!
0:40:23 > 0:40:26But there's one thing missing from the outfit.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30I've got Reanna's shoes here.
0:40:35 > 0:40:42For the bride who sells designer shoes, let's hope Ian's final £385 is money well spent.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Better had be the right ones.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54It's the night before the wedding.
0:40:54 > 0:40:58I'm going to marry Ian tomorrow.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I feel really excited and I feel sick with nerves.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03I just want it to be special.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07I mean, it's your wedding day, and we're only going to do this once, so...
0:41:07 > 0:41:09I hope it's memorable.
0:41:09 > 0:41:14She's not the only one who's anxious about what Ian's planned.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17I'm feeling a bit nervous, actually.
0:41:17 > 0:41:22I'd like to think it's all going to come together and Ian's remembered everything.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25I hope he hasn't forgotten the Greek contingent.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29I think the family, they're expecting something Greek to
0:41:29 > 0:41:32come up, and we'll be looking for it, and hopefully it'll be there.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37If it isn't there, we'll be harbouring a little bit of disappointment.
0:41:44 > 0:41:49It's the morning of the wedding and the bride is feeling upbeat.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50I'm just so excited to see him.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52I've missed him so much.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56I just hope I don't cry too much when I walk down the aisle.
0:41:56 > 0:42:01She might well shed a tear when she sees her bargain basement wedding ring.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03The really nice expensive rings!
0:42:03 > 0:42:06If you lose them don't worry about it.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08I'll guard them with my life, mate.
0:42:08 > 0:42:12Not to mention the fact that she's about to get married on that battleship.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Oh, man, she wouldn't want to be falling in that dirty water!
0:42:15 > 0:42:19That dress wouldn't look very white, would it?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Back at Auntie's Anne's,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25the girls are putting their make-up training to good use.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Last bit for the dress - what else do you need?
0:42:34 > 0:42:38Oh, my god!
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Shoesies!
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Oh, they are gorgeous!
0:42:46 > 0:42:49SHE GASPS
0:42:49 > 0:42:51I think she likes them.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53They're beautiful, aren't they?
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Look, it's got a little heart in!
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Beautiful.- They're- BLEEP- awesome!
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Oh, my God, they're amazing.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06They are awesome.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08He knows me too well, doesn't he?
0:43:08 > 0:43:12This is amazing. They're just the most beautiful shoes I've seen in my life.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Did the Krispy Kreme doughnut delivery come?
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- It has.- That's my wedding cake.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Of course, this groom wouldn't go for a normal wedding cake.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25Any thoughts as to what you're going to stack your doughnuts on?
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Just one small problem...
0:43:28 > 0:43:31I wish I had a large enough plate for you.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35So, I think you're going to need to come up with a plan B.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40We're just going to trek to the Hilton...
0:43:40 > 0:43:44..and see if they've got a spare sort of plate, really.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Like a platter. - For the base of this doughnut tower.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48And we'll see if we can borrow it for a few hours.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Things aren't exactly shipshape with the girls, either.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Just absolutely awful. - They're really creased.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59It's just been in a bag, it looks like, for days. Stupid men.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03The race is on to get the creases out of the bridesmaids' dresses.
0:44:03 > 0:44:04Yeah, no, that's fine.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06This bit's not fine.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Yeah, it's definitely come out loads.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Not enough, though.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14- Well, just leave it.- No, you can't leave that. It's awful.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- What do you reckon?- I reckon you will get away with that.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21- Yeah. Perfect, thank you so much. - Right. One done, one to go.
0:44:23 > 0:44:29We've borrowed a tray from the Hilton for a small deposit, so that's brilliant.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Thank God for that.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34It's a bit manic. Do you know what?
0:44:34 > 0:44:37At this point I'm not bothered.
0:44:37 > 0:44:42The creases are out but what will Reanna make of the navy smocks?
0:44:46 > 0:44:50- Oh! You look wicked! - Do you like them?
0:44:50 > 0:44:53You both look stunning. I like the shoes.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55- Yeah. We chose them. - The shoes are wicked.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58We thought, you know, it would really blend.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00- And we've got the same material, silk.- Yeah.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03I like the zip details. They're very modern, they're very cool.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- And your hair both goes with it really well.- Yeah.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09We all going in the same car?
0:45:09 > 0:45:12The clock's ticking, and the girls have got to get going to London.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Oooh, it's a people carrier.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19There's no limo for this bride.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24I can't really sit down in it.
0:45:26 > 0:45:30- Where are we going?- We could be heading for an airport.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Do you know if anyone's ever got married on an open-top bus before?
0:45:38 > 0:45:41It's London Bridge.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45It could be any of the bridges, really.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Look, we're in the left hand lane. What does this mean, then? Yeah, no.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52You OK? You're going to have a good day.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Talking to your shoe? I think it's really got to you now.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57SHE SQUEALS
0:46:01 > 0:46:06The guests are arriving, but there's no registrar.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10Have you got a contact for Macy, your registrar?
0:46:10 > 0:46:14- I'm aware that she's now about 15 minutes late.- Right.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- We have to work out where she is. - You got the number for the registrar?
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I'm going to go and phone her. She's late.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24You haven't got it, have you?
0:46:24 > 0:46:30If the registrar doesn't make it soon, there's not going to be a wedding.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34But the bride is already at Westminster Pier.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Where we going?
0:46:39 > 0:46:41What are you thinking?
0:46:41 > 0:46:43We're going in a boat. We're going in a boat.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46We're getting married on the river. No!
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Didn't you say nautical?
0:46:52 > 0:46:56Reanna's going to make her entrance by motor launch.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58SHE SQUEALS
0:46:58 > 0:47:01This is mental!
0:47:01 > 0:47:05I can't believe it! I'm just... This doesn't happen to people like me.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Hi, it's Neil from Ian's wedding.
0:47:13 > 0:47:18- We're going to London Bridge! - They're just at London Bridge now. OK, fantastic. OK, sure.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20- Is that Tower Bridge?- Tower Bridge.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Oh no, there's too many bridges, I'm going to get confused!
0:47:22 > 0:47:26- All right, thank you. - The registrar is three minutes away.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29But so is Reanna.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- She's late. - Oh, really?- She's coming now.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34As long as she makes it before Reanna does.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46I can't see if that's them or not.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51No, that's not coming this way, is it?
0:47:53 > 0:47:57Oh, my God, you're not getting married on HMS Victory.
0:47:57 > 0:47:58No, what is it? What's the boat called?
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Oh, my God.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- Don't start crying. - They're all on it!
0:48:10 > 0:48:11All my people!
0:48:23 > 0:48:27I thought we were going to a registry office! We're on HMS Belfast!
0:48:40 > 0:48:41I want to go get married!
0:48:44 > 0:48:49The registrar has made it on time.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53Ladies and gentleman, can I ask you all to stand for entrance of the bride.
0:49:23 > 0:49:29The moment's now come for these two persons to contract their marriage before you, their witnesses,
0:49:29 > 0:49:30their family and friends.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35- I call upon... - These persons who are present...
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- To witness....- That I, Reanna Georgina Rita Phillippou...
0:49:38 > 0:49:43- Ian Bowman.... - Take Ian Bowman...- Take Reanna Rita Georgina- Phillippou...
0:49:43 > 0:49:45To be my lawful wedded husband...
0:49:45 > 0:49:50- To be my lawful wedded wife. - A wedding ring is the outward sign
0:49:50 > 0:49:54of the lifelong promise you've just made to one another.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57It's time for the 15 quid wedding ring.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01It will get on!
0:50:05 > 0:50:10It's on. I give you this ring as a token of my love.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12I give you this ring as a token of my love.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16You are now lawfully husband and wife.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41I've got the most amazing husband in the world.
0:50:41 > 0:50:47- I'm overjoyed that you've done this. It's so quirky and incredible, and I love you so much.- Oh, thank you.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49She's so happy. She so happy.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52I've never seen her that happy since she was a little girl.
0:50:52 > 0:50:56The wedding dress is probably proof that he's done a bit of a blinding job,
0:50:56 > 0:51:01because Reanna loved it, and I know she's not a pushover when it comes to clothes.
0:51:01 > 0:51:09I know Ian was sweating over how she would feel when she saw the dress, and she looked,
0:51:09 > 0:51:12well, I wouldn't like to say, but I would.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17So how is the unusual venue going down with the guests?
0:51:19 > 0:51:21I must admit, it was a huge surprise.
0:51:21 > 0:51:27I know Reanna and always thought North Corby, but this is taking it to a full-on extreme.
0:51:27 > 0:51:28Krispy Kreme, oh my God!
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Oh my God!
0:51:32 > 0:51:34That's the most amazing wedding cake I've ever seen.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38- Yeah, a lot of planning went into that.- It looks like a mound.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42- Let me show you. - The floral decorations are amazing.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44They're gorgeous. Did you do that?
0:51:44 > 0:51:46- Yeah, of course. - Look at all this stuff in the back.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Look at this. Look at this.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55It actually opens, look.
0:51:58 > 0:52:04It's like modern, but nautical. You look up and you've got this crazy ceiling. I love it.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07It's cool, it's like industrial and weird.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11I love it. It's so cute, it's like a little ship's cabin. It's wicked.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15- Like the 1940s. - Yeah. It's like The Shining.
0:52:15 > 0:52:19Talking of horror movies, what will she make of those mannequins?
0:52:21 > 0:52:24It turns out she's a fan.
0:52:28 > 0:52:33This is my beautiful wife Reanna. I love her to bits. Absolutely love her to bits.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39Let me say something about Neil, he hasn't made a single decision, yeah...
0:52:39 > 0:52:42LAUGHTER
0:52:42 > 0:52:46but he's really, really helped me.
0:52:46 > 0:52:52I've known him for nearly 20 years, and in the last three weeks I found out I don't even like him.
0:52:52 > 0:52:59- He's so selfish, but he's only here to please Reanna, and I think that is ultimate love.- Cheers, darling!
0:53:07 > 0:53:11Aunty Anne's sharp ears tell her all is not right with the entertainment.
0:53:13 > 0:53:20It's not our usual band we have. It's a different band. It could be thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
0:53:20 > 0:53:25So will the newcomers be able to win the Greek family over?
0:53:28 > 0:53:34When we can tell is when people are happy, they are clapping, they are dancing, and they join together.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36That is a Greek band.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:42 > 0:53:46SINGING
0:54:01 > 0:54:05- The Greek band actually are brilliant. - They are very, very good.
0:54:05 > 0:54:10Everybody's happy, everybody's clappy, everybody's dancing. It's wonderful.
0:54:27 > 0:54:31I don't think we actually know what we were doing, but it's been brilliant.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Absolutely brilliant. The end result is this.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Look around, everybody's happy.
0:54:48 > 0:54:52The band's got the crowd going, and now it's the moment
0:54:52 > 0:54:56everyone's been waiting for - the money-pinning dance.
0:55:03 > 0:55:09I have to say, Ian's more than the man I thought he was, because he's delivered. He's done it.
0:55:13 > 0:55:19With all that cash, Reanna will be able to afford her dream platinum wedding ring after all.
0:55:27 > 0:55:28Well, thank you, really.
0:55:28 > 0:55:34I love you so much and I appreciate you so much and I never even dreamed
0:55:34 > 0:55:38- that our wedding could be like this. - There's no need to thank me.- I do.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40You're the most amazing person in the world.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44- I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world. - You know I'd do it anyway.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46- Oh, shut up.- I don't deserve you.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48- Shut up.- Thank you.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Next time, Tom and Lottie.
0:56:03 > 0:56:07They are Mongolian tents, basically.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09I want a dress that goes "Waaah!".
0:56:09 > 0:56:11If she wants to put her chav bling on it, fine.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14- I'm like that, get it off me. - I think I'm losing the will to live.
0:56:14 > 0:56:15It's way too plain, sunshine.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18Ahh!
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:56:20 > 0:56:24Oh, my God! He really doesn't know me at all, does he?
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Please, I don't want to do it.
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