James and Charlotte

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hold on to your hats.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is Don't Tell The Bride.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- What do YOU think? - You look really nice.- Do I?

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Only the bravest of brides... - Oh, I'm really scared.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...

0:00:21 > 0:00:22..alone.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25I know she'll love it. But she'll probably kill me.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27The grooms get £12,000...

0:00:27 > 0:00:29No strippers!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36With a million ways to splash the cash...

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I got married on a battleship!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41And blacks are Vegas, baby.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43..and a million things to organise...

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- I don't know what she wants. - It's well stressing me out.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I can't do it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- And will it be for better... - THEY SCREAM

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- ..or for worse? - After ten minutes, I want to get it off!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- You've ripped the whole family apart!- Urghh!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is hell on Earth.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Tonight, we're with ski freak James.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07This is like buying a new pair of skis.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10For his wedding, he's only got one person in mind.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Me, me, me, me Me-me-me-me-me. #

0:01:14 > 0:01:16He'll thrust his emotional bride, Charlotte...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Very hard, very difficult.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22..into the middle of a winter wonderland wedding.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Oh, no!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24In July?!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25I'm doing it for the penguins, man.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, my God, that's SO embarrassing!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31But will he pull off his big idea?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33If we don't quite get it right,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36it'll look like a Santa's grotto gone wrong.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Will his overconfidence be his undoing?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Say hello to my little friend.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44And will he be able to stay focused on the task ahead of him?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- What's your bra size?- 34FF.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50That's good. Well done, you. THEY LAUGH

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Can this man give this woman... - What?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55The happiest day of her life?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's horrible.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59What could possibly go wrong?

0:02:12 > 0:02:18Today, 22-year-old Charlotte is moving out of the home that she shares with 24-year-old James,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20in St Ives, Cambridgeshire.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- That's me done.- Is that you done? Packed? You want a hand?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Yeah? I couldn't make you carry that big bag down by yourself.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Come here.- Got to go.- It's all right.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34They met three years ago in a local nightclub.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37It wasn't exactly love at first sight.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42The impression I got was very, "Oh, hello, I'm Jack the Lad, I can have you, I can bag you."

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I was like, I'm not having it.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48It was meeting the day after that I was like, actually, I really like him.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Yeah, cos I had you in bed the day after.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52As if you just said that.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55James's biggest love - after Charlotte - is skiing.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58He works as a sales manager for a ski company.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03When you're out on a mountain and it's nothing but you, a couple of friends and an entire mountain,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06it's just the easiest place to clear my mind.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07It's like an expression of how you can be.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12So it's no surprise that James wants a wedding that reflects HIS passion.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Originally, I wanted to get married in the mountains with the snow and everything like that.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20And the organisation and costs involved can be pretty high,

0:03:20 > 0:03:25so I'm going to take in what I wanted and throw a winter theme into the summer.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Almost like a winter wonderland.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Thinking out of the box comes easily to James.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34He's a bit of a crazy cat sometimes. Does wild things,

0:03:34 > 0:03:35and he's a bit unpredictable.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39That is enough! Stop! I'm going to bite your bum so hard!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42It HAS to be different and that is James' principle.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And he doesn't care what other people think.

0:03:45 > 0:03:51How it's going to look in my head, probably, I would say, eight or nine out of ten maybe.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57But the chances of it being like everybody else would want it to be, maybe a lot lower.

0:03:57 > 0:04:05In complete contrast, civil servant Charlotte prefers not to stand out from the crowd...

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I don't like being centre of attention, and doing something different REALLY highlights you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12..and definitely worries about what other people think.

0:04:12 > 0:04:18James - I hate to say it - is probably a bit more self-absorbed and will put his needs first...

0:04:18 > 0:04:22whereas I would think about other people before.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27What they're both sure of is that they want a big day to remember.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I want people to say, "Wow, that was pretty impressive and I've never been

0:04:30 > 0:04:33"or probably will never go to anything quite like that again."

0:04:33 > 0:04:35That is what a want - that wow factor.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38I almost WANT to cry on my day. I want to be...you know.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44- I'll make you cry. - For the right reason though, please.- Well, for a reason.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yeah, you'll cry.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- (Love you...- I love you too. - ..so much.- I love you more.)

0:04:48 > 0:04:52It's time for James and Charlotte to say goodbye.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I don't want to go.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I don't want you to go, either.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Love you.- Love you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04MOUTHS

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- More than anything.- I love you, too.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12The next time they see each other will be at the altar.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHARLOTTE SOBS

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Almost didn't seem real, really.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'm sure it'll sink in at some point, but...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It'll be a fun three weeks, at least.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm not quite sure.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'm almost thinking, I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do tonight.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yeah. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do tonight.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Which is weird, cos I normally know what I'm going to do.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Fortunately, James won't be on his own for long.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54He's got his best man and younger brother, John Scott, to hold his hand.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Hello, mate.- Hiya, mate. All right? - How you doing?- Not bad.- Good, good.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05John Scott is a professional dancer and James is hoping for some creative input.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08But first, the more pressing issue of lunch.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Are you microwaving the sandwich? - Why's it not working?- Come on, this is brilliant.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17- It's like watching a monkey play with a machine!- Why's it not working?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Press that button... and then it works.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- JAMES LAUGHS - I hate you.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24I hate you.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29It's a good job you're a dancer, cos otherwise you'd probably be a homeless person.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33After a brief struggle, it's down to business.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Probably the two most important things overall is to get the venue sorted...- Yeah.

0:06:37 > 0:06:43- ..then get Charlotte's wedding dress. You got any ideas on the wedding dress?- A white one.- A white one.

0:06:43 > 0:06:49My wedding is extremely important to me. It has to be, you know, beautiful, kind of what you imagine.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- OK, so the idea is we're having a winter theme in summer, right?- Right.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I don't deal with themes. I can't imagine anything being a good theme.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59That would ruin my day, I think.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Fun and games. That's mainly the whole point of the wedding,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- to have all the slopes and bags. - Bags, yeah.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Ski ramps, ice rinks and try and get some fake snow, as well.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Like, snowmen. Like, fake snowmen.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Penguins.- Yeah, get a few penguins walking around.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21But first, they have to find a venue to house their penguins.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27James's local golf club might not be the obvious choice,

0:07:27 > 0:07:32but the golfing green would be the perfect place for a ski ramp or two.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Hiya.- Hello. I you'd like to come through, I'll show you upstairs.- OK.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40And if Charlotte doesn't feel like skiing on her big day,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43then at least there are plenty of INDOOR games for her to play.

0:07:45 > 0:07:51Charlotte's a traditional girl at heart, and is taking her mum to visit Woodland Manor Hotel.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Wow! Oh, it's got a grand entrance.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, it's very pretty.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Grand staircase.- Oh, that's really nice.- That's lovely.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04I like it. It's very grand, isn't it? I'm boring, I like things quite traditional.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Well if trad is her thing, then how about some traditional pub decor?

0:08:08 > 0:08:14- This is the wedding breakfast room. - OK.- OK.- And then through here, on the left, is the ceremony room.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17You won't get many penguins in there!

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Without sounding...too abrupt...

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- ..I don't think it's going to work. - No.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29So this is the main room.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- This is really nice.- This is gorgeous. I really, really like this. It's very pretty.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I love that chandelier.

0:08:36 > 0:08:42I think if we're just having family for the day and close friends, I think this is the right setting.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43It's nice.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45And it is very intimate.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49James's next venue is anything but intimate.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53The converted barns of Chilford Hall would give him almost 500 square metres to play with.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Hi, I'm James.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59This is our gallery. This would be your reception entrance area.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- This is a stunning room. At the moment I've put the spots on so you can see.- OK.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08But this is totally candlelit. It's a very, very dreamy, dreamy room.

0:09:08 > 0:09:15Well, if antique tools and taxidermy are Charlotte's thing, then this could be her dream venue.

0:09:15 > 0:09:21- Oh, wow. That's lovely.- Ahh, lovely grounds.- That is lovely.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, no, this is gorgeous.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- You could decorate outside, couldn't you?- You can do absolutely anything.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- We've had lanterns all the way up the drive before, which looks absolutely lovely.- That's what I want!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Is James romantic?- No, he is. He is, but he just sees them as a waste of space.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- He'd probably run over them. - So he isn't, really!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42He doesn't see that as a key component to your day.

0:09:42 > 0:09:48- Let's try and get a fake ice rink. - Great.- Even like a ski jump into a big inflatable bag.- Great.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- And maybe, like, a winter-style bouncy castle.- Great. - Something like that.

0:09:53 > 0:09:59Before he gets too carried away, his best man remembers that it's not all about James.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Is it effeminate enough for the likes of Charlotte? - I think she'll absolutely love it.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08I think it'll exceed her expectations. She won't expect anything like this.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13So James seals the deal, spending four grand on...well,

0:10:13 > 0:10:14an empty barn.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17He'll have to add the snow later.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21For James to pull off his ambitious winter theme,

0:10:21 > 0:10:25something'll have to give - his bridesmaids' dresses.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27He's getting a family friend to make them.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Haven't seen you for ages, either. Come on in.

0:10:30 > 0:10:36The idea, I suppose, for us today is we really want to choose the colours and the material.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- So are the girls going to do the design or...?- No.- You're doing it.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Yeah.- OK.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41- JAMES LAUGHS - Great.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, that's what I thought.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- The colours I've decided to be the main two colours... We'd like a glacier blue...- Yep.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- ..and like an alpine green?- You won't find fabric that's called alpine green and glacier blue.- No.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- What do you think of that one, John? - Yeah.- OK.- OK. So that kind of blue might be good.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57That's quite nice.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01And what detail does every ice maiden's dress need?

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Here you go.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Of course! Snowflake sequins!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07That in white would be cool.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Now they've chosen their wintry colour scheme,

0:11:10 > 0:11:13it's time for the boys to get in touch with their feminine side.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Let me draw a little stick lady.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Ah. Tatty Bojangles.- Yeah.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Ooh, he's a right little Picasso!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- OK, so I'm thinking... - Looks like Charlotte.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Does it? Is that Charlotte, is it?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31That's how Charlotte looks at the moment.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34So it's one long, one-piece dress, if you like,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37that loops round the back, keeps the back open and so it...

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- I'm just glad that I'm designing this dress.- Yeah?

0:11:39 > 0:11:43We could almost have, like, small snowflake sequins

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- like that.- Yeah, we'll see how that looks.- Let's see how you get on.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Cos it could absolutely ruin the dress.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Yes, John Scott. It's the sequins that are going to ruin this dress.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57- Are you nervous that we're doing this?- Yeah, I suppose I am a little bit

0:11:57 > 0:12:00because none of us have ever designed a dress before.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- What do you think about this?- Oh, wow.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- It almost looks a bit like my drawing.- You joking?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08You had the proper model. I had to draw my own model to start the dress.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- That was your problem?- Yeah.- Oh, I can see the shading's quite similar.- Yeah. Look.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18See? Now it's like bang on the same.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20JAMES LAUGHS

0:12:20 > 0:12:21I'll keep drawing.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Now the masterpiece is complete, it's time to get his bridesmaids' vital statistics.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I need your measurements. Do you know them?

0:12:28 > 0:12:34- What sort of measurements will I need? Is that it?- Chest, waist, back.- Chest, waist.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Shoulders, neck.- Yeah. Shoulders and neck?!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Hip to knee, hip to ankle.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Hip to ankle, hip to knee. No, we're not making a suit!

0:12:44 > 0:12:45I just need your dress size, really.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48All right, cheers. Bye. Bye-bye.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53- Right. I don't know if she looks like egg on legs.- Egg on legs!

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Do you know what I mean?

0:12:54 > 0:13:00I don't know if she's got the dumpiest body and then the longest limbs and still be only 5"3'.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Yeah, I don't know that, either. - That's why you go...

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Well, I do, she's not an egg on legs.- .."Ankle to hip, why do you need that?"

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Yeah.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Whey!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Don't forget he's younger than you, James!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15James trained as a footballer until he was 16.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19His family supported him all the way.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20I like that. Impressive.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25He always wanted marriage and children. It was always going to be right for James.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28You two are too big to play in the garden now. I think you need to go down the park!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I remember when he was 17 and he actually said to you,

0:13:31 > 0:13:35'"I've had a wonderful childhood, I've had wonderful parents,'

0:13:35 > 0:13:37"I want all of that and more."

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Yeah, I think he liked the idea of the family life that we've had.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42And that's something that spurs him on.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49For Charlotte, family life has different connotations.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Before, I was a bit sceptical.

0:13:52 > 0:13:58The whole idea of marriage was just a concept. It was never going to be put into play for me,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01just because my mum and dad didn't have a particularly great relationship

0:14:01 > 0:14:04and that ended in a divorce and from then

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I just never wanted to become dependant on having someone there.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11But I miss him so much, it's unreal.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You know, he is my absolute world.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26It's very hard, it's very difficult.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40While Charlotte is struggling, two days in and James is just hitting his stride.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Time to showcase his artistic flair again.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46..ten. OK.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Wow. You are...somethin' else! - Genius.

0:14:50 > 0:14:56And though he's only sorted a table plan, a venue and some dresses, he thinks he's got it in the bag.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01I don't get it. I don't get why women fuss so much about weddings.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05We've got a wedding, we've got a guest list, we've got some bridesmaids.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Er...and all we need is to sort the bride out.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13Then we've pretty much got it. I don't get the big hoo-ha.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16What could possibly go wrong?

0:15:20 > 0:15:24With a venue the size of a small aircraft hangar to decorate,

0:15:24 > 0:15:28the boys head to London in search of some wintry props.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Please can we have this rocket?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Why do you want a rocket? - Well, why not?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36What do you mean, "Why not?"? I don't know...

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Winter-theme wedding, and you want a rocket.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Oh my...

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Look at the size of that penguin!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48It's like a posh penguin. It's a wedding penguin!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I just love penguins. I think they're cool.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54If I was going to be anything but me, I'd be a penguin.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Is that because you have to sit on an egg and look after the kids while the woman does all the work?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02No. It's cos I get to swim and flap around and look cool.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05And they always look happy.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Cos what they got to worry about?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Got to swim, catch a bit of fish, chill out...

0:16:09 > 0:16:10do another penguin.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Mate with one person, that's it.- Well... - Have you not seen Happy Feet?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17I'm getting married? I'm kind of doing that anyway!

0:16:17 > 0:16:22It's time to get serious. Or at least as serious as these two get.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27- We definitely need trees.- That's not a problem.- Snow-covered trees.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Two large penguins.- Yep.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34And the small, little couple penguins. The two little, tiny ones.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35OK.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Tiny little baby penguins. - Like the little penguins.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Do you want a costume for your brother to dress up so he can give the rings?

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- What costumes you got? - We've got polar bear costumes, penguin costumes...

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Can I try the penguin on? Can we see the penguin and the polar bear?- Yeah.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Then we can do penguin versus polar bear, take one.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I will take you down.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I'm doing it for the penguins, man.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Oh, it's on! It's all on!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09James has only allocated £500 for props.

0:17:09 > 0:17:14Three penguins, a couple of plastic Christmas trees and two animal costumes...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Penguin power!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19..don't exactly make a winter wonderland.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Pause. I've lost my head.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yes, mate, you have.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Back home, and James is reflecting on his first week's achievements.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Venue, done. Dress, to do.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36Hen party... Oh, I've got to do the hen party. Oh, no.

0:17:36 > 0:17:43So, only two weeks to go. One down, two to go, until I get married

0:17:43 > 0:17:49and I find out if I've planned a good wedding or a disastrous wedding.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Charlotte, on the other hand, is trying not to think about disastrous weddings.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10She's having a day out in Cambridge with her mum,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13her future mother-in-law, Theresa, and James's sister Sam.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18It's official. You are actually, instead of just my "mummy", now you're mummy-in-law.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Mummy two.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- It's like gaining a daughter. - That I never had.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ooh!

0:18:28 > 0:18:34I love Samantha more cos Samantha's got lovely long, blonde hair and you've got dark hair.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36This is getting personal now!

0:18:36 > 0:18:41- I love you more cos you've got lovely long, dark hair and Samantha's got blonde hair.- Balance it.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Mummy rivalry now.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I'm really glad that you've met someone that you really love.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's a bonus that James has got a really nice family, as well.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56- Hopefully we're going to be together till death us do part, as well, Valerie, eh?- That's it!

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Great. This is going to be fantastic, this is.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Maybe we should take some vows at the same time!- Yeah, shall we?

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- To be together forever. - Do you really want to do that?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Yeah!- Yeah, we do.- Gosh!

0:19:08 > 0:19:14But once the conversation turns to the wedding, even mother Theresa has no faith.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- What do you think of James' colour coordination?- It's not very good, is it?- No.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I've always worried he's been colour-blind.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23God!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Yeah, but I like his nice, bright colours.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- He does need dressing, doesn't he?- He does.

0:19:29 > 0:19:34If it was me, I wouldn't be happy with him choosing what I was wearing.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You're SO the vote of confidence.

0:19:36 > 0:19:41I think the most important thing you'll get out of it is just how much he loves you.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Because everything he's done, he's done for you. Hasn't he?

0:19:46 > 0:19:50I mean, if it's really, really pants, remember he does still love you.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53But everything he's doing, he is doing it for you.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58You're going to make ME cry!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Napkin?

0:20:04 > 0:20:05A spotty napkin!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ready, Charlotte? POP

0:20:09 > 0:20:12A toast to my gorgeous family-to-be!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14ALL: Cheers!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- That's for the wedding.- I need it.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23With the help of best mate Andy, James is about to prove that

0:20:23 > 0:20:25he CAN pick the all-important dress.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Do you have any particular ideas?

0:20:28 > 0:20:33- I don't know. I think it's best we have a look at some and then I can get more of an idea in my head.- OK.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37If Charlotte gets an idea in her head, she won't be able to act on it,

0:20:37 > 0:20:41but that doesn't stop her shopping with Mum and chief bridesmaid Kat.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Bridal dresses are here.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Oh, wow.- And if you find something you like, you can pop it on. - Super, thank you.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50The dress is SO important.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55It's really crucial that he gets that right, cos I will just feel SO uncomfortable during the day

0:20:55 > 0:20:56if that's not right.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01I'd get really insecure and I won't be feeling like I could mingle with others

0:21:01 > 0:21:05if I'm not feeling right, so... if he just gets that bang on, I'll be so happy.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08There's these, which are very, very Grecian.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's kind of the style.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15Yeah, I want to try some Grecian and then go for some kind of variation. I just want to see.

0:21:15 > 0:21:21I'm only 5"2'. I'm tiny! I'm quite petite, so I think my height is a massive thing.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I can't wear big dresses.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27James is also thinking about his bride's vital statistics...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29just not necessarily her height.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I like that. Without sounding too rude or forward,

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- what's your boob size?- Eh?!- 32C.- I'd normally get my brother to ask that!

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- It's the first of many.- I can imagine Charlotte in it, yeah.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45This is not going to be easy. I'm going to have to write this down.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48This is like buying a new pair of skis!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- See, I like everything except the high collar. - Exactly what I was about to say!

0:21:54 > 0:21:58It's cos, on you, that collar thing looks quite nice, because you've got quite a long neck.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01In a good way.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Not like an Ethiopian way.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06You're digging yourself deeper!

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I reckon two grand. - I'm going to say £900.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11560.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- £560?!- Yep.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17That's the one!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20This is why you should ask the price first!

0:22:20 > 0:22:24That's my biggest problem. I don't know if Charlotte would really want something that...

0:22:24 > 0:22:25really, REALLY stands out

0:22:25 > 0:22:30or something that she just looks very, very beautiful in and feels very comfortable.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Unlike most brides, Charlotte HATES to be the centre of attention.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40The secret of HER ideal dress is simplicity.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- It's very pretty. I'd be happy if he got me something like this.- It's gorgeous.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48This is pretty, cos I could have my hair tousled and a flower.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You look very slim, Charlotte.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I do like this, though.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- I love that, with your hair on the side.- Yeah, I do like it.

0:22:58 > 0:23:04This is me. This is something I think he would pick, cos this is me. I always go for very simple.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11"Very simple" is not in James's vocabulary.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I do like it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:18Still, at least he realises that this model has different physical attributes to his bride.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21I've just got to imagine Charlotte in it,

0:23:21 > 0:23:23cos her boobs aren't that big.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25LAUGHTER

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Could I ask a particularly rude question, as well? What's your bra size?

0:23:29 > 0:23:3134FF.

0:23:31 > 0:23:3434FF? BLEEP.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Somebody say something.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43We don't need any dress to make them look big!

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Not that.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46That's... That's good.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Well done, you.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well done.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Could you rent them out?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56LAUGHTER

0:23:58 > 0:24:02You're not the first person I've asked that question to today.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03But you are winning!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08That's a very nice dress.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10The last one was a very nice dress.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Is there such thing as a best-selling wedding dress?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Have I chosen one of the best-selling wedding dresses or not? No.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20I wanted this to be quick. It's not going to be quick.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24I've just got a feeling that he might pick something

0:24:24 > 0:24:29- that's more meringue-y and it might look...- I don't think he would at all because...

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Charlotte doesn't wear meringue things, ever.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35She would never even dream of putting something on like that.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38That's the one thing. I am quite optimistic from that sense

0:24:38 > 0:24:42that I do think James will get the dress right.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Something along the lines of floaty.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48I will be so surprised if he pulls out something that's very meringue-like,

0:24:48 > 0:24:51and very big and bouffant. He knows it would look ridiculous.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Unfortunately for Charlotte,

0:24:53 > 0:24:57big and meringue-like are exactly what James is thinking of.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00How else will his Snow White hold her own among the penguins?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03I really like that as well.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06It even has ruffles the size of ice floes.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09The boys are getting colder.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14Is it just me, or does it look the closest to a winter theme that we've seen?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20SLEIGH BELLS

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Could you lift it up and turn sideways?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Yeah, that's it. And just lift your arm up a touch.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Yeah, that's the bit everybody's going to be looking at(!)

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I think that's my favourite dress.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35I just think it looks better.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I love that dress.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Have you got a gut instinct?

0:25:41 > 0:25:42I don't know why. Yeah.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46I just know that's going to be the most expensive, but I think that's it.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'm almost getting a bit emotional. - Oh, lovely!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- What's that called? - This is called Belle.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Belle, right.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58- Don't ask about the price!- Shut up! - It's got an E on the end.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Yeah, Belle as in French, yeah. Which means beautiful, which is even nicer.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Which is weird.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09So after eight hours of dress shopping, it's a done deal.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11No, that's it. That's it. I'm done.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- High five!- Yes!

0:26:14 > 0:26:17That's another £950 gone.

0:26:17 > 0:26:22His budget's evaporating before he's bought a single flake of snow.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25With one week till the wedding,

0:26:25 > 0:26:30James has organised a surprise hen day for Charlotte and her two sisters.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Ooh! What's this?

0:26:35 > 0:26:39"You're about to be pampered, chauffeur-style. Enjoy your session."

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, I love James.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Ooh, I miss him so much.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45One week to go.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47THEY LAUGH

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Oh, darling, you'll be all right. It's only one week.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Come on, it's exciting.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Maybe going to get our nails done, or a facial.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Spa treatment.- But what does he mean by "chauffeur-style"?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Er...

0:27:01 > 0:27:05In James's world, chauffeur-style means this.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Oh, no. It's not, is it?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oh, my God! Charlotte, what are we doing?

0:27:09 > 0:27:13- "4x4 military motocross quads." - Surely he's winding us up.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Rally karts. Are you joking?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19I was really looking forward to a spa!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Instead of a day of pampering,

0:27:21 > 0:27:23James is sending the girls off-roading.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- Oh, my God.- This is scary. It's like man-fest. I'm going to get eaten.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Oh, my God. Look at all these men!

0:27:29 > 0:27:34- This is so him, to do something like that.- This is far from being pampered, Charlotte.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36How bloody mean! How mean!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39BIKES ROAR

0:27:39 > 0:27:42I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm nervous. All I can hear is that noise.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48I'm thinking that my wedding day's going to be very out there.

0:27:48 > 0:27:54Something I can't even think of, cos I never, ever would have imagined I was driving a 4x4 on my hen night.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- INSTRUCTOR:- You may need to adjust the seat...- I'm really nervous.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01# Born to be wild

0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Born to be wild... #

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Go on, Charlotte.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12THEY SCREAM

0:28:12 > 0:28:13Just keep it going.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16Oh, my word!

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Charlotte, Charlotte, the tree!

0:28:18 > 0:28:20That's all right.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Let's hope the wedding is a bit less of a car crash.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Back at James's parents' house, his stag do is under way.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33It's traditionally a time when men can be men, and talk is cheap.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36But the stag's having trouble shaking off his mum.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39I'm covering your eyes because it's a surprise!

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Mum, can you go away, though? - No, no...- No, can you go away?

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Andy, can you cover his eyes? - All right. Come here.

0:28:45 > 0:28:49John Scott has made sure his brother will be looking his best this evening.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Go on, open your eyes, mate. See what you've got.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53THEY LAUGH

0:28:53 > 0:28:58Today's my number one son's stag weekend.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02It's a very surreal feeling. I feel a little bit emotional at the moment.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Pull it up, boys.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Mum... Get away!

0:29:06 > 0:29:09I'm trying to pin you, so it fits.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Oi, make sure my dad doesn't try and BLEEP me later cos I look like my mum.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14'They've dressed him all in pink.'

0:29:14 > 0:29:17He looks very pretty. Always did look pretty in pink.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Oh, there we go!

0:29:19 > 0:29:20You could pin it on. Shall we pin it on?

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Are you still here?

0:29:22 > 0:29:23Why are you still here?

0:29:23 > 0:29:25THEY LAUGH There you go.

0:29:27 > 0:29:31The night is under way, and James has finally shaken off his mum.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38THEY CHEER

0:29:38 > 0:29:40On Charlotte's hen night,

0:29:40 > 0:29:42things are hotting up, too.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Not so shy now, is she?

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Work it, baby!

0:29:52 > 0:29:56Ooh, truth or dare! Dare you take the challenge?

0:29:56 > 0:29:57No!

0:30:10 > 0:30:11Hot!

0:30:11 > 0:30:14James, on the other hand, is starting to flag.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Yeah. I'm having a good night, man.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Which is good.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23I got a bit of mileage in me left. Yeah.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26GATE CLANGS

0:30:26 > 0:30:27BLEEP gate.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29If I give her a message now, it would be,

0:30:29 > 0:30:32"I wish you were my stripper later on."

0:30:32 > 0:30:36But I don't know what the boys have got planned. Hopefully not too much bad stuff.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Come with me.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39THEY CHEER

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Just take this off.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- This is Mum's wedding dress, by the way.- Is it?

0:30:44 > 0:30:46My mum's wedding dress?!

0:30:46 > 0:30:49The dress certainly seems to bring back memories for James's dad.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Oh, hello, James!- Hello, darling.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53- You remember me?- It's been a while!

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- 25 years ago, darling. - How many? How many? 25?

0:30:57 > 0:30:59- 25!- Yes, I do, yeah.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01What a proud moment for the father(!)

0:31:01 > 0:31:03THEY SING THE CANCAN

0:31:13 > 0:31:15HE GROANS

0:31:15 > 0:31:18It's the morning after the night before.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20My mouth feels like the back of a donkey.

0:31:20 > 0:31:25I'm feeling pretty, er...weak at the moment.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29But I've got a lot to do. Yeah.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32So I'm a bit conscious about that.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35But yeah, I'm sure nothing's going to get done today!

0:31:39 > 0:31:43The closer the day gets, the more nervous Charlotte becomes.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Her mum and gran aren't helping matters.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Mind you, walking down the aisle is the hardest bit.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53It seems never-ending, doesn't it?

0:31:53 > 0:31:56I'm going to speed it up. I'm going to run.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59You think I'm joking? I'm hitching up my dress!

0:31:59 > 0:32:02My favourite part was walking down the aisle. I loved it.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06"Ooh, everyone's looking at me!" I absolutely loved it.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09- You'll love it. - No, I'm fearing that most.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11When you get to the venue, the church, wherever it is,

0:32:11 > 0:32:15hall, whatever James has arranged. Barge, boat, wherever,

0:32:15 > 0:32:16you'll love it.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22If Charlotte can't even bear the thought of walking up the aisle,

0:32:22 > 0:32:25how is she going to take James's next surprise?

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Just waiting for Charlotte to turn up,

0:32:27 > 0:32:33because I'm going to teach her part of the first dance between her and James.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37And it's going to be hard to teach her, because she's not allowed to hear the music.

0:32:37 > 0:32:42John Scott has been dancing since he was 12, and has toured professionally all over Europe.

0:32:42 > 0:32:48He's hoping he can give Charlotte the confidence to take centre stage for the first dance.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52Oh, my God!

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Oh, my God, that's so embarrassing!

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Oh... No! Are you teaching me to dance?

0:32:58 > 0:33:01John Sc... Oh, my word.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04That's so... I can't dance with you.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06I can't dance with you, I've got two left feet!

0:33:06 > 0:33:08I'm going to kill you!

0:33:08 > 0:33:09- SHE SLAPS HIM - Don't slap me!

0:33:09 > 0:33:12What are we doing? What is this for?

0:33:12 > 0:33:15It's erm... We're doing a Saturday Night Fever number.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- For?- So...dun, dun, dun, dun...

0:33:20 > 0:33:23Like proper...der, der, der.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- He'll offer you like that, and he'll put your hands on my hands.- OK.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30- And then put your hand on his shoulder.- Oh, my God.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32And then it's... Step. It's so easy.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34OK.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37For John Scott, it's just another day at the office.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38Just follow what I'm doing!

0:33:38 > 0:33:43But for self-conscious Charlotte, it's her worst nightmare.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45# I don't feel like dancin'... #

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Really easy. Stay there!

0:33:47 > 0:33:49# ..dancin', dancin'... #

0:33:49 > 0:33:51That's so mean!

0:33:51 > 0:33:54That's so in his nature, in his family, to do something.

0:33:54 > 0:33:59They're full of confidence, they'd love doing something like this. It's a step too far for me.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Kneel out, kneel out.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04'This is what I mean by unpredictable, I'm dreading my day.'

0:34:04 > 0:34:08As if James needed to freak out his bride any more!

0:34:08 > 0:34:10..seven, eight.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15It's not the only risk that James is taking.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18He's about to unveil his winter collection

0:34:18 > 0:34:20to his summer bridesmaids.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23All right, Linda? All right, Lou?

0:34:23 > 0:34:27If you don't like the dress, it's irrelevant, cos they're being made now.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Bear in mind that you're having a custom-made dress.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33You're not going to get that too often, so bear that in mind.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35There we are.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37THEY GIGGLE

0:34:37 > 0:34:38It's not quite black PVC.

0:34:38 > 0:34:44- I wasn't expecting you to choose that colour, it's quite bold!- I like that colour.- It's really bright!

0:34:44 > 0:34:47- I was not expecting that at all. - I wasn't expecting that.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50I'm not too sure. I have to see what it looks like on.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52This one's yours, so you can try it on.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54- Wicked.- So I can see roughly what it looks like.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58I think they'll be pleasantly surprised, because it'll be fitted to them.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01I don't think they appreciate how much a dress fitting means.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02# Ice, ice, baby... #

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Of course they will(!)

0:35:09 > 0:35:12I think there's too much material. Yeah.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16- I suppose it's part of the...- Dress. - ..fitting process as well.

0:35:16 > 0:35:21The design concept is there, so the fitting process will just change some of those bits and bobs.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23What do you think?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28- Er... - SHE LAUGHS

0:35:28 > 0:35:30SHE MOUTHS

0:35:33 > 0:35:35THEY LAUGH

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- With words!- I like it... I know, I'm so sorry!

0:35:41 > 0:35:42I don't know what to say.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44There's just...

0:35:44 > 0:35:47I don't know what it is, it's just something.

0:35:47 > 0:35:48Maybe needs another ruffle or two?

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Or some snowflake sequins?

0:35:51 > 0:35:55- Bear in mind... - What does everyone else think?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58It's their first insight into James' theme.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01And it's stunned them into silence.

0:36:02 > 0:36:09With only four days to go, the bride herself finally gets her first clue about what James has been planning.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Eee, I've got it!

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Oh, I'm so excited! I can read it through!

0:36:15 > 0:36:19Oh, that's interesting!

0:36:19 > 0:36:20- That's different!- What?!

0:36:20 > 0:36:23- What?- Why's it like skiing?

0:36:23 > 0:36:25LAUGHTER

0:36:25 > 0:36:29"Please find enclosed your wedding invitation pass for our wedding."

0:36:29 > 0:36:31It's a ski... Oh, my word! What has he done?!

0:36:31 > 0:36:34It could be like a ski theme or something!

0:36:34 > 0:36:38It'll be like, "Put your skis on!" Up the aisle!

0:36:38 > 0:36:42There isn't a chance you would have ever chosen a theme like that.

0:36:42 > 0:36:47I think that's a dummy. I think that's too obvious. That's what I think James would do.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49But that's no decoy.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52130 miles away in Gloucestershire,

0:36:52 > 0:36:55James has found Snow Business.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57And finally, some snow.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Is it really July?

0:36:59 > 0:37:02# And since we've no place to go

0:37:02 > 0:37:06# Let it snow, let it snow let it snow... #

0:37:06 > 0:37:11This is awesome, I wish I could make my back garden look like this all the time.

0:37:11 > 0:37:16Or my house. I'm not sure how Charlotte would feel about that.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21It's like...tissue paper, almost.

0:37:21 > 0:37:26This snow is made of paper, and featured in the film The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30Now, as if James didn't feel like all his Christmases had come at once...

0:37:30 > 0:37:34In the little tent we've got in the meadow, this is the stuff you saw there.

0:37:34 > 0:37:38It's just a plastic-based snow, but my favourite snow is this...

0:37:38 > 0:37:42- OK.- ..which, all we have to do to reconstitute it,

0:37:42 > 0:37:47is add water and, hey presto...

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Oh, no way! HE LAUGHS

0:37:50 > 0:37:54No way! I just thought that was all going to pour everywhere.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57With one snow cannon costing around £900,

0:37:57 > 0:38:01James is starting to realise that the 2,000 he has left

0:38:01 > 0:38:02isn't going to go far.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05I'm thinking, "I wish I had more money left."

0:38:05 > 0:38:09I almost wish I could go back in time, and rent a piece of land,

0:38:09 > 0:38:12have an outside wedding and just make it look like this.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16If I'd seen you in the first week, I'd have probably spent a BLEEP load of money here!

0:38:16 > 0:38:18THEY LAUGH

0:38:18 > 0:38:23I'd love to go back to the wedding-dress shop and just go, "Actually, it IS about price."

0:38:23 > 0:38:28- I'm sure she'd rather have a nice dress than snow.- Yeah, but probably the opposite for me.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30The opposite for me.

0:38:30 > 0:38:31Martin!

0:38:31 > 0:38:33HISSING

0:38:33 > 0:38:34I love that, that's so good.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- A couple of those in the room, perhaps.- Yeah.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40He can't afford to cover his venue with snow,

0:38:40 > 0:38:42so maybe a couple of snowmen will do.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46It's the day before the wedding,

0:38:46 > 0:38:49and the petite bride is about to come face-to-face

0:38:49 > 0:38:51with her big fat frock.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55My biggest fear is that my dress is massive and I get lost in the dress,

0:38:55 > 0:38:58and that it's too busy and there's too much going on.

0:38:58 > 0:39:03Will Charlotte, the shrinking violet, be able to handle the limelight in her look-at-me dress?

0:39:08 > 0:39:10This is it, Charlotte, the moment.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13- OK.- Would you like me to open the bag?- Yes, please.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14The suspense is unbearable!

0:39:14 > 0:39:18It just seems really strange. It seems like one minute,

0:39:18 > 0:39:21she was a baby, and now, she's like a woman,

0:39:21 > 0:39:22just about to get married.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26It's just hard to believe, really, can't take it in!

0:39:26 > 0:39:30SHE SOBS

0:39:30 > 0:39:32SHE LAUGHS

0:39:33 > 0:39:37- Getting emotional!- Awww.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Oh, dear!

0:39:39 > 0:39:42And that's before I've seen her in the dress!

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Oh, my God!

0:39:52 > 0:39:53Oh, bless him!

0:39:53 > 0:39:59Is it a long trail, as well? That's SO not what I would have picked!

0:39:59 > 0:40:00This is big.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13You look like a princess.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Oh, my word! It's massive! It is MASSIVE.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21- It's really big!- But it's lovely!

0:40:21 > 0:40:24He's gone for so much detail, hasn't he? With the sash,

0:40:24 > 0:40:28the embroidery at the bottom, this is a proper wedding dress.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30I knew he would! I knew.

0:40:30 > 0:40:36This is just like the complete opposite to what I would have gone for, it's just very princessy.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38- Very princessy.- It's beautiful.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41This is like... I can't believe it, I'm so shocked!

0:40:41 > 0:40:47- I'm the centre of attention in this, definitely.- Everyone's going to be looking at you.

0:40:47 > 0:40:52He obviously wants his bride, doesn't he? James wants a bride.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54I just hope everything matches now.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58With like the pewter, and it all ties in.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02I'm just thinking of everything now, the whole outfit.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Oh, Charlotte!

0:41:18 > 0:41:23It's weird, cos it's settling in. It's really real now.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27I just want to see him.

0:41:28 > 0:41:33The morning of the wedding, and it's shaping up to be one of the hottest days of the year.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37At Chilford Hall, James is trying his hardest

0:41:37 > 0:41:42to transform this huge venue into the winter wonderland he's always wanted.

0:41:42 > 0:41:43How many of these have we got? Wow!

0:41:43 > 0:41:45- We've got about three of these.- OK.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48At least he has his special snowman...

0:41:48 > 0:41:51even if it's not working properly yet.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53WHOOSHING

0:41:53 > 0:41:55At James' parents' house,

0:41:55 > 0:41:58the bride is still blissfully unaware of what lies ahead.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00# Happy wedding day to you

0:42:00 > 0:42:03# Happy wedding day to you

0:42:03 > 0:42:05# Happy wedding day, dear Charlotte

0:42:05 > 0:42:08# Happy wedding day to you

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Are you having it up at all?

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Yeah, to the side,

0:42:11 > 0:42:15- and clipped...- All the girls at uni wear their hair like that.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18While the girls are getting ready...

0:42:18 > 0:42:22James' first delivery of the day will surely give the game away.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27- Char?- Yeah?- James has ordered a little surprise for you,

0:42:27 > 0:42:30I think you might want to stand up for this one.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32THEY SHOUT

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Oh, no! I look like a pineapple!

0:42:35 > 0:42:37THEY SCREAM

0:42:37 > 0:42:42A ski boot! Oh, is that my bouquet?

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Is that my bouquet?

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Who are you?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48THEY LAUGH

0:42:48 > 0:42:50It's John Scott. Do you like my hair?

0:42:51 > 0:42:53I'm sure it is John Scott!

0:42:53 > 0:42:57He didn't even give me his decent ski boot! They're like last season's.

0:42:57 > 0:42:58Oh!

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Watch the hair!

0:43:04 > 0:43:08Bye! Please don't tell him, I'm not going like this!

0:43:08 > 0:43:11I was like, "Hello, Pingu!" What's the Pingu about?

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Winter! I've just got it!

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Very clever. Not falling for it.

0:43:16 > 0:43:20- Decoy, decoy, decoy! Too obvious. - Massive hint.- No, it's too...

0:43:20 > 0:43:24He's going to drop it soon. I'm not convinced. It's too obvious! No!

0:43:24 > 0:43:28- D'you not reckon there'll be anything...- No, that's way too obvious, he's not like that.

0:43:28 > 0:43:32Actually, James is that obvious.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34- # Sleigh bells ring - Sleigh bells ring

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- # Are you listening? - Are you listening?

0:43:37 > 0:43:39- # In the lane - In the lane

0:43:39 > 0:43:41- # Snow is glistening - Snow is glistening

0:43:41 > 0:43:43# A beautiful sight

0:43:43 > 0:43:46# We're happy tonight

0:43:46 > 0:43:49# Walking in a winter wonderland

0:43:49 > 0:43:54# Walking in a winter wonderland. #

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Say hello to my little friend! HE CHUCKLES

0:44:00 > 0:44:04Back in the bride's camp, and Charlotte is still in denial.

0:44:04 > 0:44:08Surely that will change once she sees her groom's bespoke ice-maiden dresses.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Hello!

0:44:13 > 0:44:16- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, my God! You're all in BLUE!

0:44:16 > 0:44:19THEY LAUGH

0:44:19 > 0:44:21But you all look beautiful, you do look beautiful.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Do you like the colour and the dresses?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Obviously colour is not what, personally, I would have...

0:44:27 > 0:44:28I love those!

0:44:28 > 0:44:32- Charlotte, check out what we've got in the centrepiece of our dress. - Silver?

0:44:32 > 0:44:33No, come closer.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Oh, hello.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38- It's winter-themed! - Definitely, now!

0:44:38 > 0:44:41The penny has finally dropped.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45Oh, crikey! That's why you're in ice blue.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47And I'm in silver.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49What the heck am I doing?

0:44:49 > 0:44:53Just to make matters worse, I'm flapping already, without knowing...

0:44:53 > 0:44:54Can't even get my words out.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Hi, Stephen, how are you doing?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00At the venue, it's 26 degrees, and things aren't looking very wintery.

0:45:00 > 0:45:04And Snow White isn't feeling particularly princessy.

0:45:04 > 0:45:08- What don't you like? What can I do? - Nothing, it's just not me, really.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11You don't like your hair? Your hair can be changed.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12I can change your hair.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Tell me what you want and I can do it for you.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16I know, but we don't have time.

0:45:16 > 0:45:17I'll do my make-up...

0:45:17 > 0:45:22If we're half an hour late, we're half an hour late. You're the most important person on the day.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- What do you want done to your hair? - I don't know what I'd want.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27- Do you want it down and curly? - I want it down.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31Put it down and curly. Clip up the sides and put your flowers in.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33If I don't feel like me, it will bother me all day,

0:45:33 > 0:45:35and that's just one thing I'm not happy.

0:45:35 > 0:45:39I want to feel comfortable. I feel really rushed, and I hate feeling rushed.

0:45:39 > 0:45:43I don't want to come across as a diva, cos you see that all the time.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46We're not in that much of a rush, you are the most important person.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Am I meant to be done now?

0:45:48 > 0:45:52- Yes.- (Oh, sugar!)- Listen! Take a couple of deep breaths.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56- I can't believe I'm meant to be in my dress now.- John, can you open the champagne

0:45:56 > 0:45:58and bring Charlotte half a glass?

0:46:00 > 0:46:03She may be 45 minutes late, but her do is finally done.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06It's time to get the dress on.

0:46:06 > 0:46:11- Only certain people can pull that dress off, Charlotte. - It is absolutely gorgeous.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- I don't think you could have got any better.- No. No, no, no!

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry!

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Hold it back, hold it back!

0:46:18 > 0:46:22I've just come to say how much I love you.

0:46:22 > 0:46:23Aw, Mummy!

0:46:23 > 0:46:27- And I'll see you at the venue. And you look beautiful!- Thank you!

0:46:33 > 0:46:36THEY GASP

0:46:36 > 0:46:38- ALL:- Awww!

0:46:38 > 0:46:42I have a vintage car! Oh!

0:46:42 > 0:46:44I actually love that, and it's silver!

0:46:44 > 0:46:46He's got the colour right as well.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Oh, how cute! I love that car!

0:46:49 > 0:46:53An hour behind schedule, and with her brother by her side,

0:46:53 > 0:46:57Snow White is finally on her way to her fairy-tale ending.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05- I'm really happy now.- Good.- I'm so excited to see what it is, though!

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Cos it's winter-themed, and I can't imagine...

0:47:21 > 0:47:24That's the thing, your emotions and stuff, when you see him...

0:47:24 > 0:47:27- I don't want to! I've cried enough, I've cried enough!- Yes.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30We've discussed this, no more crying.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36"Morning, princess."

0:47:36 > 0:47:37Don't cry.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Ooh, don't cry.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41- I can't read it.- Don't... All right!

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Ah, go on, then!

0:47:43 > 0:47:44It's OK.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52- What?!- Another wedding?- Who's that?

0:47:52 > 0:47:57- No... Would that be your bridesmaids?- What? What?!- Wow!

0:47:59 > 0:48:01SHOUTING

0:48:02 > 0:48:05A horse and cart! With tinsel!

0:48:05 > 0:48:07It's like a Christmas-themed wedding!

0:48:07 > 0:48:11- There's no, like, doubt about that. He's gone winter.- Yeah.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15This is absolutely bonkers.

0:48:15 > 0:48:19- It's so different.- This is what he wants.- It's a bit surreal, though.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21If you think that's surreal...

0:48:21 > 0:48:23Look! What is that?!

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Oh, the penguin!

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Oh! Pingu!

0:48:31 > 0:48:32Who is it?

0:48:32 > 0:48:35APPLAUSE

0:48:35 > 0:48:37This is wicked!

0:48:37 > 0:48:41I love it! I'm going to go in and be...

0:48:41 > 0:48:43- You look beautiful!- Thank you!

0:48:43 > 0:48:45This is so James. This is SO James.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Why did I not see this? I was like, "Decoy!"

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Now, James, could you please take Charlotte's ring from the cushion?

0:49:13 > 0:49:15Place it on her finger,

0:49:15 > 0:49:18and whilst holding it there, repeat after me.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21I give you this ring with my love.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23I give you this ring with my love.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25As a sign of our marriage.

0:49:25 > 0:49:26As a sign of our marriage.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28All that I am, I give to you.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30All that I am, I give to you.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32And all that I have, I share with you.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34And all that I have, I share with you.

0:49:34 > 0:49:38Now, Charlotte, if you could please take James' ring from the cushion.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43And again, repeat after me.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46I give you this ring with my love.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48I give you this ring with my love.

0:49:48 > 0:49:49As a sign of our marriage.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51As a sign of our marriage.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53And everlasting love for each other.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55And everlasting love for each other.

0:49:55 > 0:50:00Once in a lifetime, you discover someone who stands beside you,

0:50:00 > 0:50:01and not over you.

0:50:01 > 0:50:08Once in a lifetime, you find someone, as you have found each other.

0:50:09 > 0:50:13It's now my very great privilege and pleasure

0:50:13 > 0:50:18to say that you are now husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.

0:50:18 > 0:50:24# It's something unpredictable that in the end is right

0:50:24 > 0:50:27# I hope you had the time of your life... #

0:50:27 > 0:50:31CHEERING

0:50:31 > 0:50:35I am the luckiest bride in the world! Absolutely on top of the world.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40I am ecstatic. I can't explain it. I'm just... This is all I've waited for and all I've ever dreamed of,

0:50:40 > 0:50:43and it's stemmed from you, and you've made my day,

0:50:43 > 0:50:45you've absolutely pulled this off,

0:50:45 > 0:50:47and made it incredible. You're amazing!

0:50:48 > 0:50:52It was a bit hot. With all the snow around, I could just throw it all in my face!

0:50:52 > 0:50:54But, no, fantastic!

0:50:54 > 0:50:58I didn't think he could do something like this, so he's surprised me. So proud of him.

0:50:58 > 0:51:02She did! They're talking to me, not you!

0:51:02 > 0:51:07As we walked into the hall, there was snow everywhere. It was like a winter wonderland, it was amazing.

0:51:07 > 0:51:14It looked absolutely picturesque as she walked up with her foam/fake snow in her hair, it was beautiful.

0:51:14 > 0:51:20It's worked really well, even though it's really hot and I kind of wish it was slightly colder.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24And that kiss, I was wondering what it was going to lead to! I was like, "Whoa!

0:51:24 > 0:51:26"Wait till later!"

0:51:26 > 0:51:30And James has one final surprise for Charlotte.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32- SHE GASPS - Oh, my God!

0:51:33 > 0:51:38# We're walking in the air... #

0:51:38 > 0:51:44Thanks to James' charm, Snow Business has helped make his winter wonderland a reality.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47They've supplied everything from giant snowflakes

0:51:47 > 0:51:52to four different kinds of snow, and seven fibreglass snowmen.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Oh, James!

0:51:54 > 0:51:55(It's beautiful!)

0:51:55 > 0:51:57It's beautiful!

0:51:57 > 0:52:00Oh, look at... Oh, my word!

0:52:00 > 0:52:06So at the table, the centrepiece is actually different snow. Feel that.

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Oh, James! This is incredible!

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Oh, I'm so touched.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15So touched.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18It's beautiful, it's so beautiful.

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Thank you.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Look at the penguin! Had to get the penguins in.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25- Had to get the penguins in. - I'll never forget this.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27I love this stuff, it looks like jelly.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31- Snow fight!- Oh!

0:52:31 > 0:52:36I'll get my comeuppance... Oh, look, it's like winter wonderland!

0:52:36 > 0:52:38I'm so impressed.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42You've thought about everything, and I just never imagined this. Ever.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45This is just stunning. This is stunning.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47The penguins and the snowman are eerie!

0:52:47 > 0:52:51They freak me out! I'm like, "Stop looking at me!"

0:52:58 > 0:53:02I love the penguins. I think this one's James and that one's Charlotte.

0:53:02 > 0:53:06I think he's done a fantastic job. Yep. Really chuffed.

0:53:06 > 0:53:10She's... She's... He's made her proud, yeah.

0:53:10 > 0:53:11And everyone else.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13- Good job, James.- Thank you.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16'I'm incredibly proud of him.'

0:53:16 > 0:53:19I don't think anybody could be prouder.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22# And everything is quiet

0:53:22 > 0:53:24# And it's always

0:53:24 > 0:53:28# You and me always

0:53:29 > 0:53:31# And forever

0:53:31 > 0:53:36# You and me always

0:53:36 > 0:53:37# And forever

0:53:37 > 0:53:42# Ba ba ba ba ba... #

0:53:42 > 0:53:44Crikey! That's some cake!

0:53:45 > 0:53:50People asked me if I was nervous about getting married, but I could only tell them how excited I was.

0:53:50 > 0:53:54I don't know if it was the thought of marrying Charlotte or having all this snow!

0:53:54 > 0:53:56LAUGHTER

0:53:56 > 0:54:00But I am so glad I met you, and Charlotte Anne Clark, you are everything to me.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04And I can't wait to do two things. Firstly, get you back to our hotel...

0:54:04 > 0:54:05- Oh, God! - LAUGHTER

0:54:05 > 0:54:12..as after 21 days, I'm not only walking funny, but I'm starting to forget where everything goes...

0:54:12 > 0:54:14LAUGHTER

0:54:14 > 0:54:18..and secondly, spend the rest of my life with you. And I love you. Thank you.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:54:21 > 0:54:24# Ooh, you make me live

0:54:24 > 0:54:29# Whatever this world can give to me... #

0:54:29 > 0:54:33Looks like the wallflower may not have two left feet after all.

0:54:33 > 0:54:37# Ooh, you make me live now honey... #

0:54:37 > 0:54:42The best part of today for me was actually seeing those two getting married.

0:54:42 > 0:54:45Seeing how happy it made James and how happy it made Charlotte,

0:54:45 > 0:54:47that is the be-all and end-all.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50# I've been with you such a long time

0:54:50 > 0:54:52# You're my sunshine... #

0:54:52 > 0:54:56D'you know, today, you've absolutely pulled it off.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59You did a better job than I ever could,

0:54:59 > 0:55:02and I couldn't ask for more, and I'm so grateful, SO grateful.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04- Very lucky lady.- You're welcome.

0:55:04 > 0:55:09The last three weeks has made me realise how much I love Charlotte.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12'It's just made me love her even more, which is...'

0:55:12 > 0:55:16which is great, you know? I can't ask for any more.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19- I'm just glad you had a great day. - You've been so thoughtful.

0:55:19 > 0:55:25- You are very romantic. You have it in you, and now I'm going to expect it of you all the time.- Oh, no!

0:55:25 > 0:55:26# You're my best friend. #

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