0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Five years of Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:06 > 0:00:1048 brave brides. 48 game-on grooms.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Dozens of dress disasters. - Don't panic.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17And one near miss.
0:00:17 > 0:00:23- Please, just get on the plane. - I'm not coming. Game over.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Now we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride
0:00:27 > 0:00:31as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives...
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Oh, my God.- ..in the hands of the men they love.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40The grooms get three weeks and £12,000...
0:00:40 > 0:00:45- 12 Gs, man. - Are you ready?- All ready, mate.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49And the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- I just don't want to do this any more.- So saddle up for tears.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- He's not going to get the right one. - Tantrums.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?- And total meltdowns.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I can't plan a wedding. I can't do anything.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Tonight, the stakes couldn't be any higher.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11This is to having a second chance at life.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Bride-to-be Victoria has been married before.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16We were on a budget. The dresses were hired. Everything was cheap.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19And survived a life-threatening illness.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22We didn't know whether she would die or end up paralysed.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25So can groom Nick put the smile back on her face?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I look stupid in it and it's funny. She'll laugh her head off.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31This is my wedding day. It's not a joke any more.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Will he cope with the best woman's bad attitude?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37If you don't get it sorted in the next couple of days, you'll see my bad attitude.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Can controlling Victoria... - He won't pick that because you said it's not what you want.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Resist the temptation to meddle? - I wonder where Nick is now.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Or will stress tip her over the edge?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- It's a wedding, and there's like, no invites.- Can this man...
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Tell him I'll see you on Thursday. - Really give this woman...
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Let's teach him a lesson. No invitation, no bride. - The second chance she deserves?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I don't even want to get married now, because it's just a sham.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Today, 28-year-old Victoria Bilio is saying goodbye to her fiance Nick
0:02:24 > 0:02:27so that he can arrange their wedding day.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I'm not driving with that in me car. It lives here.- You're done.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36Victoria met Nick three years ago down the pub in their home town of Widnes near Liverpool.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41The rugby player caught her eye with an impromptu striptease.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44It was too hot, and he wanted to take his hoodie off.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47As he pulled it up, he revealed this rippling six-pack,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51and me and me sister were nudging each other under the table.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56And I was hooked after that, then, wasn't I? That did it for me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Nick wasn't hooked quite as quickly. - You didn't like me, did you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- You thought I was a loudmouth Scouser.- Yeah. When she's not talking, she's nice.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07But that didn't stop him making the first move.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10He text me and said, "I think it's about time
0:03:10 > 0:03:12we became boyfriend and girlfriend."
0:03:12 > 0:03:14A bit cheesy.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20He may be cheesy, but how could Victoria resist this local rugby hero?
0:03:20 > 0:03:2227-year-old Nick has played
0:03:22 > 0:03:27top-flight rugby league for Warrington Wolves and Widnes Vikings.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30He now plays rugby sevens for England.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I've been playing rugby since I was five years old. Four, five years old.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Back then, you'd never think that I'd be here on this stage
0:03:37 > 0:03:40playing for England sevens. And it is a massive achievement,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43and it is every local player's dream come true.
0:03:43 > 0:03:49Victoria, who's training to work in hospital operating theatres, hasn't always had it so good.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53She got married seven years ago at the age of 21.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- The wedding is an unhappy memory. - It was done on a budget.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And it was what could be afforded at the time,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02and I did have to hire my wedding dress.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06She had married too young, and the marriage didn't last.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08As if that wasn't bad enough,
0:04:08 > 0:04:12just two months into her relationship with Nick, disaster struck.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15She fell ill with a life-threatening condition.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18The illness first started with pins and needles.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Then I started losing the use of my legs, hands,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25and it got progressively worse,
0:04:25 > 0:04:29up to the point where I couldn't do anything at all.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Victoria was diagnosed with Guillan-Barre syndrome,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34an autoimmune disorder that attacks the nervous system.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37There was a chance that
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I could end up paralysed for the rest of my life in a wheelchair.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42It was a disastrous start to the relationship.
0:04:42 > 0:04:48I'm not supposed to know about this. I only found out about this recently.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Mum and Dad actually took Nick out for a drink
0:04:51 > 0:04:56when they got the diagnosis of what I had wrong with me,
0:04:56 > 0:05:03and said to Nick, "Look, we know you've only been going out with each other for a couple of months.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07"If you want to walk away, we won't think bad of you."
0:05:07 > 0:05:11No, it had never entered my mind to leave her, no. Nope.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- You could have walked away. You had loads of chances.- I know.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- It's too late now!- Yeah, I know it is! You've seen me at me worst.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22When me face dropped and I couldn't even speak.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I was just lying there like a vegetable.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Ice cream all over your face. - Yeah, and you didn't walk.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- You shaved my legs. - Stop all your fussing.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Are you crying?
0:05:42 > 0:05:47But after three months in hospital, she started to recover.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Now, two years on, Victoria is completely back on her feet.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53And because of her illness, the couple have not been able
0:05:53 > 0:05:56to afford a place of their own, and live with Nick's parents.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58It's just me saving at the minute.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's difficult to have one person to save,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04and I helped her out with money, as well, so it's been very hard.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Don't brush up next to me.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09The couple share a love for the great outdoors,
0:06:09 > 0:06:15be it fishing or going for country walks...with a metal detector?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Was definitely something there. - Yeah! Oh, well.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22It's not a pot of gold. Maybe another day.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Now Nick has to organise the biggest day of Victoria's life.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29After everything she's been through, the stakes are high.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33It's second time round now, second chance. It's a big deal.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- For Nick, failure is not an option. - I don't do things half-hearted.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41If I want to do it, do it properly. I don't want to fail.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44But he won't be the only one under pressure.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Victoria's a girl who needs to be in control.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm obsessed. I write lists.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I plan everything.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I've got a Filofax, everything goes into that.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I am organised and I'm the total opposite to Nick.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59His approach to everything's dead relaxed... "Oh, it'll happen",
0:06:59 > 0:07:02"I'll get it out the drawer tomorrow, I'll do it tomorrow!"
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- It'll be all right. - It'll be all right.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Rugby players aren't known for their feminine touch.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08I don't think many women
0:07:08 > 0:07:11would let a rugby player do their wedding for them, to be fair.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Unfortunately, this one has
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and she might live to regret it!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17He thought, the other day, a favour
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- was something the guests owe you. - I did.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I've not got a clue about organising weddings.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Super-organised Victoria,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27on the other hand, knows exactly how it should be.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30If I was to describe my wedding,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32it would be vintage glam.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35My ideal wedding would be elegant,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37flowery,
0:07:37 > 0:07:38summery,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40outdoors,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42with no horrible, tacky theme.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Victoria's clear on what she wants,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48but unfortunately for her, so's Nick!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I was thinking with me being a Royle surname and Vic going
0:07:52 > 0:07:55to become a Royle, I was thinking the Royal Wedding theme.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I've got a good sense of humour when it comes to anything else,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01but when it comes to the wedding, no, I don't.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06It's time for Victoria to say goodbye
0:08:06 > 0:08:09and she's already finding it hard to hand over control.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You think you can do it?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yeah! Easy!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Really, Nick, it's not a rugby game,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- it's a wedding, at the end of the day.- I know.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19You need to organise, concentrate.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21We've got good mates, we'll sort it, we'll do it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Smash it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26See, that's what I mean, it's not a rugby game.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- It's pretty great. - It's a wedding.- Only a wedding.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- It's not only a wedding. - How much harder could it be?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Very hard.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Love you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I love you, too.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- See you later.- I'll miss you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47The next time they see each other will be at the altar.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51She's gone.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Home sweet home,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56for the next three weeks.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, what am I letting myself in for?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Victoria is moving back in with her parents two miles away
0:09:02 > 0:09:04on the other side of Widnes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05- Hiya!- All right?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08She'll live with her mum and dad, sister and brother
0:09:08 > 0:09:11and they know her only too well.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You're going to go mad.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I just hope he doesn't get dead stressed.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18It's only natural, isn't it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:23But when he gets like that he might make stupid decisions.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27To help Nick make the right decisions,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31long-term friend Cpl Paul Reed, AKA Wingnut,
0:09:31 > 0:09:32has been drafted in as best man.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Hopefully, his military training will come in handy.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41The little rule we live by is the six Ps -
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50With his troops assembled in the form of brothers Ben and Jacob
0:09:50 > 0:09:51and mate Kevin,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Nick heads down the pub for an evening of wedding planning.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57He wants to take inspiration from
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Will and Kate's big day for his Royal Wedding theme.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Has anyone actually seen the Royal Wedding? I didn't see it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Playing golf.- I was in Seattle.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09So basically, we're doing a Royal Wedding and no one...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11out of us even watched the Royal Wedding.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Yeah.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh dear! Back to the drawing board.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16One thing Nick does know,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19is how he wants to take Victoria up the aisle.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21We can have the aisle coming up, which is long,
0:10:21 > 0:10:22we have the church...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You're just drawing a massive penis!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26No!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Can you stop it? This is serious shit, this.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And then there's going to be Vic...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Walking down the shaft!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36And then basically...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Steady on, boys!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42This is Nick's interpretation of the wedding.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I think Tor wouldn't think we're that imaginative.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I now Tor doesn't know and I don't think she wants to guess.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I think she just...Tor's not a person that'd be like,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53"Oh, I wonder what it is... I wonder what this..."
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- 'Really?'- Do you reckon he's remembered cars?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And gifts for the bridesmaids and best men and...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- I don't think you'll get them. - No, I don't.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Do you think we'll look bad?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06No. People'll understand.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07What about favours?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Invitations?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Table plans and stuff?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Do you think he'll know the venue has to blend with the theme?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I know I'm driving you mad... with stressing.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I know I am, but...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I've got no one else to talk to.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25While Victoria stresses,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28back at the pub, the boys are giving the royal theme all they've got.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# God save our gracious Queen
0:11:31 > 0:11:34# God save our Queen. #
0:11:34 > 0:11:36God save Victoria(!)
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Victoria's disastrous first wedding
0:11:42 > 0:11:44was in a budget hotel.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47This time round, she wants a venue with serious wow factor.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51She's brought dad, Mike, and sister Helen, her chief bridesmaid,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53to the recently restored Palm House
0:11:53 > 0:11:56in Sefton Park.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59It's a glorious glass pavilion she used to visit as a child.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01The gardens are lovely.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05I've always wanted to get married here, haven't I?
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Yeah, it's something different... from your usual type of wedding.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You certainly are different, Victoria.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Victoria might be thinking differently,
0:12:13 > 0:12:15but she's not the only one.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Nick and his brothers Jake and Ben are on the lookout
0:12:18 > 0:12:21for a wedding venue to host his Royal Wedding.
0:12:21 > 0:12:28Wills married Kate in Westminster Abbey. What regal setting has Nick in mind for his princess?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29I like this.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34A farm. A farm? Well, I suppose Prince Charles might approve.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# I've got a brand-new combine harvester
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# And I'll give you the key. #
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Heaton House is a working farm
0:12:41 > 0:12:43but it does have a licence to hold weddings.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46For outdoorsy Nick, it's all about the setting.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49It's beautiful round here, it's lovely.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53The bulls, sheep, fish, cows, horses, everything.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56It may be rural on the outside but with a bit of vision,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Nick is convinced he can make the inside suitably regal.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02We could see if we could hire two little throne things
0:13:02 > 0:13:06and the table decorations - we'll have red, white and blue flowers,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08serviettes...
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Way too good for a Scouser, isn't it?
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Hello, Victoria, I'm Laura. Pleased to meet you. Are you excited?
0:13:16 > 0:13:21I think it's gorgeous, it smells gorgeous.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25So, is this where you would get married?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yes, we would set up the Registrar table here
0:13:28 > 0:13:31and then that the chairs will face this way.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36I like the fact that it's light, bright. I like being outside.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Just like Heaton House Farm. Not!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46In fact, the farm ceremony marquee is in total darkness.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48You could be married under the stars.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51This one was put in as an extra yesterday
0:13:51 > 0:13:55so you can literally have guests all the way around your marriage.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I think I like it dark. I think I like that.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'd go mad if it was inside and dark, I really would.
0:14:03 > 0:14:09I wouldn't want to get married in somewhere dark and miserable.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Unfortunately for Victoria,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Nick will be taking her up the aisle in the dark.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I like the smell.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18You wanted an outdoorsy wedding.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Do we get free permission for metal detecting?- We can ask.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I don't know if Vic will like it or not,
0:14:25 > 0:14:26but I'm doing what I think is nice.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30She loves the outdoors so I can't see why she'd hate it.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Apart from the cows!
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Westminster Abbey it ain't, but at only £2400, including drinks,
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Heaton House Farm, with its scent of cow and dimly lit tent,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47gets the Royle seal of approval.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Sorry!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54For the girl who was nearly paralysed,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56one part of her big day has special significance.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I think it is important to walk down the aisle, definitely.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Enjoy your last moment of freedom?
0:15:02 > 0:15:03No, more so the fact
0:15:03 > 0:15:06that it might not have been you and me walking down the aisle,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08it could have been me on a walking stick
0:15:08 > 0:15:10or me and a Zimmer frame.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Some people haven't seen me since hospital at my worst.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18- For them to see me actually walking...- That would be good. - A picture of health, we hope.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22It would be good for us as well, won't it? It's been a long haul.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23You've nursed me back to health
0:15:23 > 0:15:26and now you're giving me to Nick to look after me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh, my God!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33It's just over a week since the couple separated
0:15:33 > 0:15:35and committed to his tent on a farm,
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Nick needs to figure out how to make it fit for royalty.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42He's travelled across the country to Leeds
0:15:42 > 0:15:46to rifle for regal regalia at a prop house.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52We can make it look Royal without going over the top,
0:15:52 > 0:15:56without it being too tacky.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Why did you point at yourself then?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05I'm surprised there's not a mirror in front of him!
0:16:05 > 0:16:11So, if Big Ben, a bulldog and a throne isn't tacky, what is?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- They're quite good though, aren't they?- That should do it.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Nick hires two thrones
0:16:15 > 0:16:19and a couple of guardsmen for the princely sum of £600.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Let's hope Queen Victoria likes a bit of tack or it'll be...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Off with his head!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Over in Widnes, dark clouds are gathering.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34With a week and a half to go until the wedding,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37for the girl who needs to be in control, the stress is starting to mount.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42When do you think we'll get some invites? Find something out?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I don't know. - I just would have thought he would have sent something
0:16:46 > 0:16:48but not just that, just to send me an invite
0:16:48 > 0:16:51so I have some kind of contact with him.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I thought he would have been missing me and been excited about sending...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm sure he is missing you but how do you know that the invites haven't already gone out?
0:16:58 > 0:17:04- It would have been nice to hear something by now.- I know you're stressing...- I'm not stressing,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I just would have liked to have heard something from him.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I'm sure you will soon. Give him a chance.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12The whole point of this wedding is me being there.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17- Victoria, I'm sure you're going to get an invitation, don't stress. - I won't.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Helen decides the boys need a nudge.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Hello?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Everybody is asking me when are the invites going out?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Invites?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37In the next couple of days, hopefully.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's as and when they get done.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Right, OK.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44So you can rest easy tonight.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Well, I can't, can I?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I've still got to live here with these lot!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Tell you something right now,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53if you don't get sorted in the next couple of days,
0:17:53 > 0:17:54you'll see my bad attitude!
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Ask Nick what I'm like if I get a mood on.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Seriously though, lads, I'm really trying to hold the fort here
0:18:04 > 0:18:07before everyone just has a mad stress kick-off.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Oh, my God!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Nick may be clueless about weddings
0:18:17 > 0:18:19but he does know how to cope with pressure.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30As an elite athlete, he's trained to win.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33He is very competitive, he's a fricking nightmare.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34He's always got to be the best.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38And there's no reason why this wedding should be any different.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Failure is never an option.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Not at all!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43100% success rate, I reckon.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Do you think she'll cry?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I don't know, I'm not.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50She is a girl, isn't she?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53But there are girls, and there are girls.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Nick has faced some of the toughest rugby teams in the world
0:18:56 > 0:18:58but they were just a warm-up for today's game.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's time to shop for the bridesmaids' dresses.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Hannah and Hayley have Victoria's sister, Helen, on their team.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07We want to look classy but not boring.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11We just don't show any enthusiasm if they pick anything horrible.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14With Helen's famous bad attitude to contend with,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17competitive Nick is going to have to play a blinder.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Bridesmaids?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23We need to kit you girls up.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Nicely!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Ladies and gents, let's have a good, clean game, shall we?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Which way to the dresses?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I don't know, you're in charge.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Nick's colour scheme is red, white and blue
0:19:36 > 0:19:38and with the bride in white,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41there's really only one choice for the bridesmaids.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Is that nice, Paul? I don't know girls' stuff.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No, Nick. Nick? No!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52No-one is a size 10.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54There's a size 12.
0:19:56 > 0:20:02It'll look better on, girls. Chin up! Chin up!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04They're going to be slagging us off in there.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Who wears that? That's from 1993.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, my God! I look like I'm going to a school prom.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- It's the colour.- It's horrible.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15It feels like...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Check out the face on that.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Oh, gorgeous.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24They're not all that bad.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Nick, Nick, I'm telling you now, our Victoria will not like this.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Nick, is this serious?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Look, we need to try things on.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I thought they were all right.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37We're not experts so...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Until we see them on.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Next dresses!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42No way, I'm not wearing this.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45This is actually worse than the first one.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- It looks cheap and tacky.- It does.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49This is 1970s disco!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03They look jag. It doesn't zip up.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Excuse me, go back into your cave and we'll go and get another one.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10We're going to enjoy our brew.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14If Helen comes out with that face again...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Seriously?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Can we establish something? If you come out and pull that face every time, Helen,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23we will just give you terrible dresses, just until you start being nice.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- It looks like crepe paper. - It does!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29So why don't you think about us? Why did you pick it off the rail?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, is this one shoulder?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Oh, one shoulder is nice, give it a chance.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37That could look nice but it could look a bit Club Tropicana.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Trolls, come on!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- They're quite nice actually. - Don't like it.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Hayley, what do you think? - I quite like this one, but I'm not sure Victoria would.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53This has got nothing to do with her.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- It's her wedding.- It's our wedding. She's left us have to plan it.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I think they're nice. You're just fussy buggers - do you like it?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- It's not the worst.- Best of a bad bunch.- That's what we said.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It looks nice. You look lovely, honest.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- From a lad's point of view, you look fit.- Really?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13You look bang tidy.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14THEY LAUGH
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Ah, the power of a compliment(!)
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Let me see the back. Turn round.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22That's nice. You're having it.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23THEY LAUGH
0:22:24 > 0:22:25What do you think, lad?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I don't care. It fits them all so they can have it.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31That's another £360 gone,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34together with the goodwill of his future sister-in-law.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- She's going to hate these dresses. - Is she?- Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:45Helen may know something about the wedding, but Victoria still doesn't.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Hating being left in the dark, she's decided to find out exactly what Nick is planning.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Hiya, you OK?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- From a psychic. - I'm Jenny.- Hello.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56As you do.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Right, we're in here.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- So, have you had a reading done before?- I have by friends.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Right, OK.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I start off with my unicorn cards
0:23:04 > 0:23:07and then I'll move on to my tarot cards.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- And if anyone wants to come and say hello, spirit-wise, they will do. - OK.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13That card up there just gives me
0:23:13 > 0:23:18the overall feeling of what's happening at the moment.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Cos that card signifies that you're really having to hold things together
0:23:22 > 0:23:26cos everything feels really out of the norm for you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Whatever gives her that idea?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'm going to say now what you think is going to happen.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34The wedding is right.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I don't know, you've got a few ideas going around your head.- I have.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41But Victoria wants details.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I get more of like a marquee.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47What they're showing me is like lights at the top...
0:23:47 > 0:23:51like, twinkly lights inside for the evening do.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- It's not a dark room? Cos I don't want to get married in a dark room. - No.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Good.- I've actually got...
0:23:58 > 0:23:59I've gone all funny now.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- I got a bit of a beam of sunlight from a big window.- That sounds good.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07It seems like quite an old window with that coming through
0:24:07 > 0:24:13- and you're at the front getting married. I- want a big, happy, bright room with loads of light.- Yeah.- Yes.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I keep getting colours as well, like a blue and silver colour,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20or deep blue.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- Is there a theme? - I don't think so.- OK.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Oh, there's definitely a theme.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33And nothing says Royal Wedding better than bunting.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37The boys have come to raid a local market of paraphernalia
0:24:37 > 0:24:40left over from Will and Kate's big day.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45Excuse me, have you got any flags like these? I need 60-odd of them.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Can we leave a deposit and we'll bring them back? Keep going.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52This isn't what Royals do. Royals don't go round robbing stuff like this.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Nick's not the only Royle at the market.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- She's been eating her greens! - Will and Kate have dropped in.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Turn them to each other to kiss. - Turn round, that's it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Give Kate a whirl.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07How many people can say they've been inside Kate?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08THEY LAUGH
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I was inside Will.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Bet the psychic didn't predict that! But what she did predict has satisfied Victoria.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't know if it's classed as cheating,
0:25:18 > 0:25:20what I've just done, because, like,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23although I don't know what's going on with the wedding,
0:25:23 > 0:25:28if she's right, which I think she is, then I've just found out.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33I'm going to have blue bridesmaids, which I'm not very happy about,
0:25:33 > 0:25:37so, on that hand, I'm a bit peeved that I'm going to have blue.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40But then she's described a nice dress, which is good,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42so it's kind of a good balance.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Now that Victoria knows everything there is to know about the wedding,
0:25:46 > 0:25:48maybe she can relax.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52It's nearing the end of the second week and this rugby player's budget
0:25:52 > 0:25:54is taking a battering.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58He's spent £1,600 on decorations and flowers...
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Probably have reds, whites and blues. Very Union Jack-ish.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03..blown £2,700 on catering.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06First time for trying asparagus.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08But the cost of the cake was his dignity.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Cos my last name's Royle, and she's going to be a Royle,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13we're doing the Royal Wedding.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14SHE LAUGHS
0:26:14 > 0:26:16So we're looking at red, white and blue.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I can do me best for you.
0:26:18 > 0:26:24With another two grand earmarked for guest transport and treats on the day,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26there's less than £2,000 left in the Royal treasury.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33It's the day of the dreaded wedding dress shopping.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36We've got to go and get a dress now.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39And, despite the fact they need to fight a dress to rival
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Kate Middleton's for less than a grand,
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Nick and Wingnut are in high spirits.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45HE SINGS
0:26:45 > 0:26:48This is what's going to make or break the start of her day.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51And if we mess this up she's going to be in a bad mood.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Excuse-moi, excuse-moi, excuse-moi. Yes.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59At Victoria's first wedding she wore a rented dress that didn't fit.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02This time she's desperate to have the dress of her dreams.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Hiya, all right?- Hiya, Pauline. - Nice to meet you, love.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10She's showing mum Kath and sister Helen the style that she wants -
0:27:10 > 0:27:12a simple, classy number.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- That might be too full.- So you don't like all the flouncy stuff?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20No. I want it just plain and simple.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I don't like a lot of bling, I only like a little bit.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Playing rugby for England isn't the best training
0:27:27 > 0:27:29for how to choose a wedding dress.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32But if ever there was a time when failure was not an option,
0:27:32 > 0:27:33this is it.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35OK, do you want to have a little look round first?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Yeah, is that OK? - Yes, no problem.- OK.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- They all look the same. - They do all actually look the same.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- At least the colours fit his theme. - I'm getting worried now. I'm scared.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Could be... I just... I don't...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I don't know, Paul. I don't know.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Victoria thought she knew, but she's starting to change her mind.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I said I didn't want lace,
0:27:58 > 0:28:00but these are kind of catching my eye a little bit.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Suddenly it's the bigger princessy dresses that she likes the look of.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05That's nice.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- It's gorgeous.- I like the bottom. And I didn't think I would.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12This is something that I would definitely not pick.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16The back's got a nice little fancy button detail on it as well.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20This is a nice princess dress for Princess Victoria.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- After all, I am going to be a Royle, aren't I?- Yeah.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28- Did you know that his name is Royle? - No, I didn't.- Yeah, yeah.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- So you're going to be part of royalty?- Yeah, Victoria Royle I'm going to be.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Proper regal name.- Regal name, yeah. I didn't want to be centre of attention
0:28:35 > 0:28:38and have a big showy day, but now I'm sort of like,
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- I want a big dress, I want people to know I'm the bride.- Yeah.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45I'm going to be dead disappointed now, aren't I, if I don't get it?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49He's not going to pick anything like that cos you told him
0:28:49 > 0:28:51that's not what you want.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55She's been on his case since the moment they got engaged.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Oh, no.
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Victoria's filled Nick's head with the idea of buying a plain dress.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- I know. And now she's changed her mind.- And now she's changed her mind.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07"I want this one, Nick. I'd like one like this."
0:29:07 > 0:29:11I didn't think he was paying attention, to be honest, when she told him, anyway.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Looks like he was paying attention.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18The groom's looking at simple dresses.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Do you like that?- Yeah.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23What are you saying? You like the boobs?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25You're trying to make me go red, aren't you?
0:29:25 > 0:29:30It's quite nice, isn't it? It'll look nice on Tor's bum!
0:29:30 > 0:29:35Victoria's really taking her princess theme and running with it.
0:29:35 > 0:29:40This is another one I said I wouldn't like. And I didn't want tulle, did I?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- Oh.- That's lovely, that one.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45The bigger the better, I think.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48You look even more like a princess now.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- That's lovely.- It's gorgeous. - It's absolutely gorgeous.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54The more I try on the bigger ones the more I want a bigger one.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56I'm starting to stress.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- What's your nightmare dress that you could get?- Nightmare dress?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Something dead, dead plain with no detail on.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Back in the boys' camp
0:30:05 > 0:30:08and Nick's narrowed his choice down to two dead plain dresses.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09HE WHISTLES
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- God, the dilemma!- Hmm.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15That's got such a nice front, but that's got such a nice rear.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Hey!
0:30:17 > 0:30:18THEY LAUGH
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- What, the dress? Or...- Ding-dong!
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- He solves the dilemma as only a sporting man can.- Right, OK.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26- Toss-up - that one or that one front on?- The right one.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Good decision, mate.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Believing he's bang on the money with Victoria's dress,
0:30:31 > 0:30:36Nick's looking at a bill of £1,400, but it's more than he can afford.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39It's £604 well over our budget.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44- OK.- We'll pay the £1,404, but would you be able to throw in the shoes
0:30:44 > 0:30:45and a tiara?
0:30:45 > 0:30:47OK, we will help you with that.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Not only is Victoria going to get the dress she no longer wants...
0:30:50 > 0:30:51See you, girls.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54..but it's also blown the budget.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57It's going to mean cutbacks to her dream day.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02It's the weekend before the wedding and time for the royal stags
0:31:02 > 0:31:06and hens to let their hair down.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10With just £600 left in the budget, Nick's foregoing the traditional blowout
0:31:10 > 0:31:12and taking the stags camping.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Oh, who's done that? Oh, my God!
0:31:15 > 0:31:17But there's no holding back on the hen do.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21THEY CHANT
0:31:21 > 0:31:26Do you know what this is? This is to having a second chance at life.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28THEY CHEER
0:31:28 > 0:31:30To second chances!
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Second chances are on Nick's mind, too.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40This wedding just will mean so much to us
0:31:40 > 0:31:42because of everything she's been through.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46She was so ill. You didn't know if she was going to die, if she was going to live,
0:31:46 > 0:31:48whether she was going to end up paralysed.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53It's heartbreaking when you see someone like that.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58That's why I'm putting everything into this as well,
0:31:58 > 0:32:02cos she does, cos she's done so well and she deserves it.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06I'm looking forward to being married.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09I am.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11I think.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14The hen do doesn't end at the pub.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18Nick's arranged for his princess to dance around her handbag.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22I'm so looking forward to tonight.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25But you know what I'm looking forward to even more?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Marrying Nick.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29ALL: Aaww!
0:32:29 > 0:32:32I love him to bits.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34THEY CHEER
0:32:34 > 0:32:36I just want to be Mrs Royle.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40THEY CHEER
0:32:41 > 0:32:44I love him. I love him so much I could eat him.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46THEY SCREAM
0:32:46 > 0:32:49DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I'm having a good time, yeah. He's done me proud.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58I'm so drunk.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01I'm so drunk, honestly.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06But I'm having a good night, so even if the wedding's bad,
0:33:06 > 0:33:08the hen do was boss.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10SHE LAUGHS
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Oh, stop it.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14It's the week of the wedding.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16The Royal coffers are almost bare
0:33:16 > 0:33:19and the gold-embossed invitations have yet to land on the guests' mats.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22But his colour scheme is coming on nicely.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25With the bride in white and bridesmaids in blue,
0:33:25 > 0:33:27now he just needs someone to wear red.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29So he's come up with a plan to amuse Queen Victoria.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31It's the two Beefeaters.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33THEY LAUGH
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Right, go and try them on and come back in in a minute.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Though brother Ben and mate Gaz don't find it so funny.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42This is so shit.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46HE LAUGHS
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Fucking quality!
0:33:56 > 0:34:00I'm not bothered how tikey it looks, they look stupid and it's funny.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01So it's happening.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Stood like that, dressed up, she'll laugh her head off.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08But Victoria isn't in the mood for laughing.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12She's convinced Nick should have arranged to have her nails and eyebrows done by now,
0:34:12 > 0:34:16so she and sister Helen are taking matters into their own hands.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19I would've thought he would've arranged this by now, wouldn't you?
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Yeah. He is leaving things like this a bit last minute now.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Are you really disappointed, though?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27That he never remembered to get this done?
0:34:27 > 0:34:28- Yeah.- I am, actually.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Everyone gets their nails done on their wedding day, don't they?
0:34:33 > 0:34:37Yeah. I can't believe he forgot. I'm a little bit annoyed.
0:34:37 > 0:34:42Over in Chester, Nick is thinking of her, just not her nails.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46It needs to be strapless. Is that what a strapless bra looks like?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Just when did underwear shopping become a team sport?
0:34:49 > 0:34:52The only thing you know with Victoria is even though she's an 8,
0:34:52 > 0:34:55she doesn't like 'em fitted, she likes 'em baggy.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- A baggy thong?- Mate, seriously. - That's so sexy(!)- She's weird.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00THEY LAUGH
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Well, for one day, she's going to get what she's given.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04With the wedding in three days,
0:35:04 > 0:35:08what Victoria really wants is for the invites to be sent out.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Everyone keeps asking me, "When are we getting the invites?"
0:35:12 > 0:35:13What's Nick playing at?
0:35:13 > 0:35:16It's not like it is a "trip to the pub," it's a wedding.
0:35:16 > 0:35:21And there's, like, no invites out at all now, three days to go.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23How do I stress when you say, last minute,
0:35:23 > 0:35:24"Do you want to go to the pub?"
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- I can't go to the pub last minute, can I?- No.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29I've got to be ready up here, in my head.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- You've got to check your diary.- Yeah!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Probably get them on Thursday morning.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38Do you know what I'd love to do if we don't get one? Not come. Not turn up.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41The psychic said, "Monday or Tuesday."
0:35:41 > 0:35:45They told me, "By the weekend at the latest." The weekend's been and gone.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48The weekend. Let's teach him a lifelong learning lesson.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50No invitation, no bride.
0:35:52 > 0:35:53Oh, my God.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Nick has a good excuse why nobody's received an invite yet.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57He's not finished writing them.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01I'd rather be outside now, having a barbecue with the lads,
0:36:01 > 0:36:02but it's my own fault.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05What an idiot. What an idiot.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- When's the wedding?- In a few days.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Three days?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12It's not enough that the boys are giving him a hard time,
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Victoria's got Helen on the warpath too.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- Hiya, Nick.- How are you, you OK?
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Basically, Nick, I need to know, when are the invites going out?
0:36:20 > 0:36:23We had a slight problem. There was a problem
0:36:23 > 0:36:26at the shop, cos I had them specially made, you see.
0:36:26 > 0:36:27'Oh, right, OK.'
0:36:27 > 0:36:30And then they messed it up and they sent them to the wrong branch,
0:36:30 > 0:36:33so then we couldn't pick them up until Saturday morning.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37- OK, that's fair enough. - All right, then.- 'Yeah, that's fine.'
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Yeah, everyone will have them by Wednesday.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43OK, and Victoria's getting hers tomorrow?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Hers is specially made, hers is different as well.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- It's different again. - 'OK, that's fine.'
0:36:50 > 0:36:52That's fair enough, then, if that's not his fault
0:36:52 > 0:36:54if there's been a problem.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57How did you keep such a straight face? Lying!
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Specially made, my arse.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01It's time to break the news to Victoria.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- You're going to get your invite tomorrow...- And what's his excuse?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06..Definitely. Just hang on.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Everybody else is going to get theirs on Wednesday.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11The reason it's took so long is not Nick's fault.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13They've had to get them specially made
0:37:13 > 0:37:15and either they didn't make them right,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17or they sent them to the wrong place.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19I couldn't really hear what he said.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22That's bullshit. You don't send invitations out a day before.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25But that's not his fault, there's been a problem.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Then you come up with an alternative.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29But he's paid to have them specially made.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31I don't believe that for one second.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Well, whether you believe it or not, that's what he said,
0:37:34 > 0:37:35so don't shoot the messenger.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- Who's doing mine? - You're getting yours specially made.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Yours is different.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44And who's making it, Australia? Delivered by pigeon?
0:37:44 > 0:37:45He's an idiot.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48I'm just going to the bathroom.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50She's just overreacting.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55I think you should just ring him and tell him, I'm not coming. Tell him!
0:37:55 > 0:37:59Unless there's a real reason as to why these invitations
0:37:59 > 0:38:02haven't gone out and they're not going out till Wednesday.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- It's not on.- He did give you a real reason!- No, that's...
0:38:04 > 0:38:08That's not even real! That is a load of lies. That's pathetic!
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Ring him up and tell him if them invitations don't go out tonight,
0:38:11 > 0:38:12there won't BE a wedding!
0:38:12 > 0:38:15But he might not physically have them.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Ring him now and tell him. Cos I'm not coming. I don't care.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21- What's so funny? What's so funny?- Cos he's not going to be able to do it!
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Ring him and tell him now or I will not be there!
0:38:24 > 0:38:26I've had enough now, Mum, this is my wedding day.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28It's not a joke any more.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Why didn't you say to him, "That's not good enough"?
0:38:31 > 0:38:34You're supposed to be helping me, Helen!
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Right, he physically cannot get them out any sooner.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40You don't send invitations out 24 hours before!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43You can't do this to people. It's wrong!
0:38:43 > 0:38:46I don't even want to get married now, cos it's just a sham.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48You don't mess people about like that.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- So has he got them there now? - I don't know.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56You were supposed to ring up and ask all this. Are you thick?!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59SHE LAUGHS
0:38:59 > 0:39:04Do you know what? Obviously I am, so you can ring him yourself.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Oblivious to the storm raging across town,
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Nick has finally finished the invites.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Clench!
0:39:11 > 0:39:13I hope that's not hers.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15I'll just take this now.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17THEY LAUGH
0:39:21 > 0:39:26The next day, and Victoria finally receives a special delivery.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31There's no-one. Oh, no! Oh, how embarrassing!
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- What the hell is that? - He's put it on a crutch!
0:39:34 > 0:39:38- No, it's not, it's a metal detector. - Is it a little map?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41"It's buried in the garden, under your dad's lawn."
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Dad's going to kill him.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- That's amazing. - In the front or the back?- Back.
0:39:46 > 0:39:51- Oh, there's loads of stuff here. - I can't believe he's making us...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53My dad is going to kill him.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Such a romantic gesture.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57METAL DETECTOR BUZZES
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Oh!
0:40:00 > 0:40:01- Dig?- Dig.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07- What the hell? - It's in a Tupperware box!
0:40:07 > 0:40:11That's our little box that we put all our findings in.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15"Victoria Bilio, soon to be Royle,
0:40:15 > 0:40:20"you are invited to the marriage of me and you, Thursday 1st September."
0:40:20 > 0:40:25- "The marriage of me and you." - "Be ready to leave by 11.45."
0:40:25 > 0:40:26Let's go to the pub.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Let's go and celebrate you knowing it's Thursday.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32But in the pub, Victoria receives a timely reminder
0:40:32 > 0:40:36why she should sometimes relax her control, just a little bit.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Oh, my God, are you joking me?- What?
0:40:40 > 0:40:43"Hi, what time can Tor be available tomorrow
0:40:43 > 0:40:45"for an eyebrow and nail job?"
0:40:45 > 0:40:47I'm not even lying!
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- I feel dead bad.- He's getting your nails done and everything.- Too late!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53I've been shellac-ed!
0:40:53 > 0:40:57- Do you want me to say just, "Too late"?- You'll have to.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00"Too late. She had her eyebrows and nails done yesterday."
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Is this just a big joke? Has she planned a wedding as well?
0:41:05 > 0:41:07And we don't know about it?
0:41:07 > 0:41:11"Are you..." a swear word, "..ing winding me up?"
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Say no.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16Just say, "Let's be honest, it's a bit short notice having it done
0:41:16 > 0:41:19"the day before the wedding, or the night before.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24- "What if she has a reaction?" - To the eyebrow wax?- Yeah.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26I feel bad, but I'm glad I've still got mine done.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30THEY LAUGH
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- I'd say it's better to let him down than you down.- You know what?
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Let it be a lesson to them all involved in the planning.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Proper preparation and planning prevents piss-poor performance.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40THEY LAUGH
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Frickin' bitch.- Told you, she's joking, isn't she?- No, she's not.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47"No, you took too long.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51"Preparation and planning prevents piss-poor performance."
0:41:51 > 0:41:53She's using my pissing saying now.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Can it and don't send anyone round
0:41:55 > 0:41:59and when she turns up looking like a boy cos she's got a monobrow,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01cos they've been winding us up...
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- Fine.- Tell Monobrow I'll see her on Thursday.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07THEY LAUGH
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Unobrow! "I will never love another woman."
0:42:13 > 0:42:17It's the day before Victoria Bilio marries Nick Royle
0:42:17 > 0:42:22and the day she gets to see the dress all her hopes are riding on.
0:42:22 > 0:42:27She wore a hired dress to her first wedding. This one is for keeps.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Nervous, more than anything. - Don't be nervous.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Are you ready?- No.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36I don't think anyone's ever ready for this moment, are they?
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Don't know, I've never experienced it.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Please don't let it be horrible.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Please don't let it be a horrible dress.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Victoria's heart is set on a princess dress with lots of sparkle.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Nick's bought her a plain, A-line frock with none.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52I do feel a bit sick now.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55I don't want to see it until it's on.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59I think it's deceiving when it's on the hanger and I might not like it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03I'm not looking, I'm not spoiling it.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10- You OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Very, very nervous.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14SHE GROANS
0:43:14 > 0:43:16To your left.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18A bit more to your left.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31(Oh, my God.)
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Don't get mascara on it.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- It's beautiful.- Oh, my God!
0:43:47 > 0:43:51- It's nicer than the one we tried on in the shop.- Are you pleased?
0:43:51 > 0:43:55You look a million dollars in it, kid. You really do.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Oh, my God.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Love it. I do.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07- You look gorgeous in it. - You look absolutely stunning.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11- The back's fantastic.- I think he knew what I wanted more than I knew.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Oh, he's done really well.
0:44:14 > 0:44:18- It's lovely.- Do you know if he bought me any extras or anything?
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Extras?- To go with the dress. - Accessories?- Yeah, accessories.
0:44:21 > 0:44:22I have got some for you.
0:44:27 > 0:44:31- Oh, no.- Let's have a look.
0:44:31 > 0:44:32Oh, they're horrible.
0:44:33 > 0:44:38- Oh!- They're very weddingy. Oh, look, "I do."
0:44:39 > 0:44:44Aw. I don't like them, but I like that.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Aw, that's dead sweet.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- They look great on. - See if I can walk in them, Dad!
0:44:54 > 0:44:55I think you'll be able to.
0:44:55 > 0:45:00The girl who nearly lost the use of her legs is one step closer
0:45:00 > 0:45:03to her dream of being able to walk down the aisle.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06- I can't wait for tomorrow! - I can't now!
0:45:06 > 0:45:08It feels dead real, all of a sudden.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14- He's done well, really has. - He has done well, hasn't he? Yeah.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16I was really worried about coming here today.
0:45:16 > 0:45:20I was really worried about looking like an idiot tomorrow.
0:45:20 > 0:45:21I'm not now.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25I'll be able to sleep tonight for the first time for three weeks.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31It's the morning of the Royle wedding.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35Down on the farm, Nick is rolling out the red carpet
0:45:35 > 0:45:39for Princess Victoria, while his bride waits anxiously.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44After her ill-fated first wedding and her crippling illness,
0:45:44 > 0:45:47there is a lot riding on today for Victoria
0:45:47 > 0:45:51- and her family.- Are we off? Someone's here.
0:45:51 > 0:45:56- Hiya.- Hello! You've come to do my hair? Yes!
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Nick has booked hair and make-up for his bride.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03But after his coffers ran dry, other things have had to give.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05- Are you coming to do our hair? - I'm not, no.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- Are you not booked to do our hair? - I'm not, no.
0:46:08 > 0:46:13- You're not doing the bridesmaids? - No. Sorry, bride only.- Really?
0:46:13 > 0:46:15The orders were just the bride.
0:46:21 > 0:46:26- It's all right, I'll go like this(!) - It's not just the bridesmaids' hair he's cut back on.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28I've just had a text - hold on a minute.
0:46:28 > 0:46:34"Just to inform you that you will be driving Vic in your car to the venue.
0:46:34 > 0:46:39"Thanks a lot. I will give you five quid petty money."
0:46:42 > 0:46:45Shall I reply and say, no chance?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Hel!
0:46:47 > 0:46:52Nick's just texted Dad and said that Dad has got to drive me to the venue!
0:46:55 > 0:46:59Do you know anyone who has a minibus and we could all go together?
0:46:59 > 0:47:02- We'd have to pay. - I haven't got any more money.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06Have you got money over there, moneybags? We had to pay for our own hair!
0:47:06 > 0:47:09- Yeah.- Why is he telling us this now?
0:47:09 > 0:47:14The whole point of today for the bride is to turn up in a nice car.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Not to turn up in your dad's estate.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20With all the dog hair in it!
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- The dogs have just been in it, to go to the kennels.- I know.
0:47:24 > 0:47:29- I am going to be covered in dog hair. - I'm really pissed off.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33You know when you get down the aisle and you turn to one another
0:47:33 > 0:47:36and you're meant to give him a kiss, go...
0:47:38 > 0:47:41I can't believe it.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Ring him up and tell him he's an idiot.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47I'm really pissed off.
0:47:47 > 0:47:52She's absolutely fuming. She said she's going to kill him.
0:47:52 > 0:47:57- As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.- It is, Dad, it is. - Yeah, see?
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Definitely, Dad. If I'm walking, Nick is, now.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07It's been a shaky start.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11And now, Victoria is about to see her bridesmaids
0:48:11 > 0:48:15in the blue dresses the psychic predicted, and she didn't want.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21I can hear rustling.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Ohh!
0:48:27 > 0:48:30THEY GIGGLE
0:48:30 > 0:48:31Oh, you look dead nice!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Don't cry! We told you.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39- Get a grip, come on. - You look dead nice.
0:48:39 > 0:48:40Even you, Helen!
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Who'd have thought a rugby player could score with the dresses?
0:48:44 > 0:48:48And now, Victoria can show off hers.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Aww, Victoria, you look gorgeous.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56- You look stunning.- Gorgeous.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59- Do you like it? - Yeah.- It's stunning.
0:49:00 > 0:49:04With Mum and the bridesmaids driving themselves,
0:49:04 > 0:49:08Victoria braves her dad's dogmobile.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11- It does say Rottweiler on board, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:49:11 > 0:49:16Let's hope Nick's choice of venue doesn't leave her sick as a dog!
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Down on the farm, the guests are arriving.
0:49:19 > 0:49:23And Nick's unorthodox choice of venue is already raising
0:49:23 > 0:49:26- a few eyebrows.- Animal farm!
0:49:26 > 0:49:29No way! Can't be.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Only the boys know what lies inside.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35Everyone's going to be shocked when they come in here. It's unbelievable.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39It's all the hard work, that's it, it's all come together now.
0:49:39 > 0:49:45- He's crying!- I can't help it!- Jesus Christ, look like a right girl.
0:49:45 > 0:49:50- Get the tissues out. - By the way, these are man tears.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54Let's get you married, let's do it.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Victoria and her dad are getting close.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01But they've not been directed straight to the venue.
0:50:01 > 0:50:02Where are we going?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06She may be about to get married on a farm,
0:50:06 > 0:50:10but Nick is not about to let his princess turn up in a jalopy.
0:50:10 > 0:50:14Victoria will arrive in her very own horse and carriage,
0:50:14 > 0:50:16just like Kate Middleton.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Oh, my God! Is that for me?
0:50:19 > 0:50:22- Hi, Kev. You look lovely!- So do you.
0:50:22 > 0:50:23Is this for me?
0:50:26 > 0:50:30The stresses of the morning are completely forgotten.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32I'm really excited.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Didn't expect this.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37I've got pains in my cheeks from smiling!
0:50:37 > 0:50:42With one romantic gesture, Nick has made her feel like a princess.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46But what will she make of the venue?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Heaton House Farm.
0:50:52 > 0:50:56- I'm getting married in a farm!- It's looking possible, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58It's gorgeous.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05I love it! I love it, honestly. I couldn't ask for any more.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09Looks like Nick knew his outdoor-loving girl all along.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12# There she was, just a girl
0:51:12 > 0:51:14# She expected the world... #
0:51:14 > 0:51:18For the girl who thought she'd never walk again,
0:51:18 > 0:51:22these are the most important steps of her life.
0:51:22 > 0:51:26Waiting for her at the end of the aisle is her second chance.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29APPLAUSE
0:51:50 > 0:51:51Thank you so much!
0:51:53 > 0:51:56- Do you like the place?- I love it.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58- It's gorgeous.- Good.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon and welcome.
0:52:01 > 0:52:06We are all gathered here this afternoon to celebrate the marriage of Nick and Victoria.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- You're enjoying this, aren't you? - Yeah!
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Right, Wingnut, it's your big moment, sir!
0:52:14 > 0:52:18- Do you think you've got the ring somewhere, sir?- I hope so.- OK.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21I'd like you to present Nick with Victoria's ring.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25- Victoria, I give you this ring. - Victoria, I give you this ring.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28- As a symbol of our marriage. - As a symbol of our marriage.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31And a token of my love and affection.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33And a token of my love and affection.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36- Nick, I give you this ring. - Nick, I give you this ring.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39- As a symbol of our marriage. - As a symbol of our marriage.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41And a token of my love and affection.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43And a token of my love and affection.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46It gives me great pleasure to say that you are now husband and wife.
0:52:46 > 0:52:51APPLAUSE
0:52:55 > 0:52:59Ladies and gentlemen, give it up from Mr and Mrs Royle!
0:53:00 > 0:53:04It may not have been the bright room that the psychic predicted,
0:53:04 > 0:53:09but from the moment she walked in, Victoria only had eyes for one thing.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13The way she was looking at Nick, she's very happy.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16And there is one last surprise to be revealed.
0:53:16 > 0:53:21- Nick's Royal Wedding theme.- Are you ready?- Am I standing still?- Yeah.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Open your eyes.
0:53:23 > 0:53:24Oh, my God!
0:53:29 > 0:53:33So, it's a Royal Wedding, Victoria Royle!
0:53:35 > 0:53:37Do you like it?
0:53:38 > 0:53:41Oh, the thrones!
0:53:41 > 0:53:43- You've got a picture of us!- Yeah.
0:53:43 > 0:53:48- Mrs Royle.- Looks like Queen Victoria IS amused. Mission accomplished.
0:53:48 > 0:53:54- Oh, my God, we've got, like, a Posh and Becks throne!- Yeah.- Oh, my God!
0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Do you like the soldiers?- I do!
0:53:59 > 0:54:01It's not what I would have picked, but do you know what,
0:54:01 > 0:54:03I can see why you've done it.
0:54:03 > 0:54:10- I love it.- Do you?- Yeah, I do. It's tacky, but I love it!- It's not tacky!
0:54:10 > 0:54:11It's nice!
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Please, you aren't going to cry?
0:54:16 > 0:54:19It's all right, if Wingnut can cry, you can cry.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22- Oh, thanks!- It's all right.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25Since the beginning of the day, we've had a boss day.
0:54:25 > 0:54:29If I get too drunk and forget to tell you, I've had a good day today.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Thank you two for making idiots of yourselves!
0:54:37 > 0:54:41FANFARE, CHEERING
0:54:46 > 0:54:48Oh, my God!
0:54:50 > 0:54:55Absolutely brilliant. And not too tacky!
0:55:00 > 0:55:03Everything looks amazing, everyone's faces are just like, wow!
0:55:03 > 0:55:06It's really good, yeah. Really proud of him.
0:55:06 > 0:55:10Can you give a huge round of applause and raise your glass to the new Mr and Mrs Royle!
0:55:10 > 0:55:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:55:19 > 0:55:21She's just so happy and I'm just so made up for her,
0:55:21 > 0:55:24she really deserves this happiness.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27Definitely. She's like Queen Royle now!
0:55:27 > 0:55:30I haven't lost anything, I've gained something here today.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33I've gained a right pain in the backside!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35- LAUGHTER - Who has actually ruined my lawn.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40We won't talk about that, because he will fix it.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43You kind of forgive him a lot of sins when you see his face
0:55:43 > 0:55:46when she walked up the aisle, you could not be angry with him.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49He looked so happy and so proud, it was just
0:55:49 > 0:55:50so lovely to be a part of it.
0:55:50 > 0:55:54Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses to Victoria and Nick,
0:55:54 > 0:55:56the bride and groom.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59I think we have had a really fitting wedding for a princess,
0:55:59 > 0:56:02and she really is now a true Royle!
0:56:02 > 0:56:06Real credit to him, he's done a really good job. Thumbs up all round.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10A massive round of applause for Mr and Mrs Royle on the dancefloor!
0:56:10 > 0:56:13After everything Victoria has been through,
0:56:13 > 0:56:19Nick's plan to put a smile on her face has well and truly worked.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22If I'd have done this wedding, I'd have made it more serious.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26You've done what I always say to you, you found the fun in it.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29And I love you for that. You've made me feel like a princess today.
0:56:29 > 0:56:33SINGING ALONG TO MUSIC
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Love you guys!
0:56:39 > 0:56:42I've wanted this, like, forever.
0:56:42 > 0:56:46And I've got everything I wanted today. I can't thank you enough.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48Don't cry!
0:56:51 > 0:56:55- The Royal Wedding wasn't as good as this, was it?- No. Definitely.
0:56:55 > 0:56:59How about if it was sort of nationality themed?
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Now that's taking it... I'm a bit worried now!
0:57:02 > 0:57:05Trying to think, what countries have blue?
0:57:05 > 0:57:06Scotland?
0:57:17 > 0:57:19No.