Cameron and Sarah Jane

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Five years of Don't Tell The Bride. 48 brave brides.

0:00:08 > 0:00:1048 game-on grooms.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Dozens of dress disasters. - Don't panic.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16And one near miss.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Please, just get on the plane. - I'm not coming.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Game over.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Now, we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride,

0:00:26 > 0:00:32as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives...

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Oh, my God. - ..in the hands of the men they love.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- The grooms get three weeks... - No way!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- ..and £12,000... - 12 Gs, man.- Oh, God!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Are you ready?- Born ready, mate.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49..and the brides get no say on how it's spent.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I just don't want to do this anymore.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- So, saddle up for tears... - He's not got the right one!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- ..tantrums...- Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00..and total meltdowns.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I can't even plan a wedding for her. I can't, I can't do anything.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Tonight, can people-pleaser Cameron deliver the traditional wedding

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- his bride is crying out for? - Oh, God.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12SCREAMING

0:01:14 > 0:01:16This isn't what I expected at all.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Or will his dream turn into a multi-cultural nightmare?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Did he say Scottish India? - What's it got to do with Sarah?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25You weren't thinking about anyone else, you know you're not.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27A bride desperate for a wedding better than her sister's...

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Knowing my sister's having the perfect wedding,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and mine will be forgotten...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35This could be my hen night/divorce party

0:01:35 > 0:01:38..and a groom desperate to please everybody...

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I don't want to do this anymore. I want to go home.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I really did think he wouldn't do that one little thing.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46..can this man...

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I want to run away and live in the woods somewhere on my own.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51..give this woman...

0:01:51 > 0:01:52What's more important,

0:01:52 > 0:01:57him being upset five minutes or me upset for the rest of my life?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59..the wedding of her dreams?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Would absolutely break my soul if she hated it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I've put so much effort in for her.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07It would break my soul.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Just shove it in.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm not shoving it in, I'm just packing it for you, babes.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Don't be mean to me, because you're not going to see me for three weeks.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Today, 22-year-old Sarah is leaving the home she shares in Plymouth

0:02:37 > 0:02:42with 23 year-old fiance Cameron to let him arrange their wedding.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46It was love at first sight for car sprayer Cameron

0:02:46 > 0:02:48and teaching assistant Sarah

0:02:48 > 0:02:51when they met in their local pub two and a half years ago.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- I asked Sarah for her number, and you gave it to me, didn't you?- Yeah.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- We met up about a week later. - We went out.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Since then...- We haven't spent a night apart.- Yeah.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Cameron really does mean everything to me.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08He's definitely the love of my life.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11My life's a lot more full and happy now I'm with Sarah.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15With Sarah's happiness as top priority,

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Cameron decided to propose at her late granddad's grave.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I wanted to do it in a special way. She would appreciate that.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26It's never what I would have expected, by a graveside.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28But he thought if he did it there, in that way,

0:03:28 > 0:03:31then my granddad could be there too,

0:03:31 > 0:03:35which was really sweet that he'd really thought of it that way.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Cameron works hard at trying to please his bride-to-be.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Take the clean stuff out.- OK, Sarah!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Bring that clean stuff in.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, clean stuff in the basket.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48When she doesn't get her own way, she stamps and shouts.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I'm quite spoilt. - She definitely wears the trousers.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I know how to get what I want, and I normally do.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57She's always got me wrapped around her little finger.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59He'd do anything to make me happy, really.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Cameron found it tough, growing up

0:04:02 > 0:04:07with his seven older brothers and sisters, and was always the underdog in his family home.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09It was quite hectic, me being the youngest.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I was...not tortured, but bullied a lot.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13As one of the last in the family to marry,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Cameron's keen for his Scottish dad and Indian mum

0:04:16 > 0:04:18to see him settled down.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21My dad's, like, 82 or 83.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23My mum's had a lot of illnesses.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25She's recently come out of intensive care.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29To get this opportunity now to do this is really good.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32At least I know they're going to be here to see me down the aisle.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I want to make them proud.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Pleasing everyone will be tough,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41but Sarah's hoping he'll at least put her first.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Everything he does is to please everybody else.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47I want everyone to like me. No-one wants anyone to dislike them.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49He just wants to impress everybody.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53But pleasing his bride isn't Cameron's only worry.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, I do like her.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00Sarah's 26 year-old sister Katie is also planning a wedding.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'm getting married next year.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I've planned quite a lot of mine.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Katie's been saving for years

0:05:07 > 0:05:09to afford the traditional wedding of her dreams,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12and she won't let anyone steal her thunder,

0:05:12 > 0:05:13especially her sister Sarah.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16127 people on my guest list.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Sarah would love my wedding.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- What colours do you like?- That one. - That's the one I'm having!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23THEY LAUGH

0:05:23 > 0:05:26The main reason she'd love my wedding is because

0:05:26 > 0:05:28it's my wedding and she would love to take it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Everything is just what I would want.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I definitely want to have a better wedding than her.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Sister Katie hopes that Cameron avoids the choices she's made

0:05:38 > 0:05:42for her big day - the traditional church, country-house reception

0:05:42 > 0:05:45and hot-pink colour scheme.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Katie's probably worried Cameron will do the same as her, like, her venue,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51really similar bridesmaids dresses,

0:05:51 > 0:05:54or similar wedding dress, or the same flowers.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55She's obsessed with her flowers.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59If it were the same flowers, I think she'd go mental.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I've been talking about it around Cameron.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06It does panic me that he's going to pick up on the things I want.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10I think she's got faith that Cameron will mess up

0:06:10 > 0:06:13and her wedding will be perfect and mine will have been a disaster.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15She's probably enjoying this a lot.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- There's a lot for him to do in three weeks.- For Cameron,

0:06:18 > 0:06:23who dropped out of school at 14, it's a Catch-22 situation.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27To please his bride, he will have to steal Katie's wedding plans.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30But to avoid upsetting her sister,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33he can't give Sarah the wedding she wants.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I had a nightmare that I got it wrong. That was scary.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Everyone told me I was crap and kicked me out of the church.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42That was quite scary. I woke up sweating.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Let's hope that's one dream that doesn't come true.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's time to say goodbye.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59The next time Sarah sees Cameron, it will be at the altar.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- See you later, babes.- See ya.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Love you.- Love you too.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Bye.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27For the first time in his life, Cameron is completely alone.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's me and the cat,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32and it's really depressing!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35It's really depressing.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Now even the cat's done a runner. Give the guy a break!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46But if soppy Cameron needs someone to cuddle up to,

0:07:46 > 0:07:50on hand is best man Jay, complete with his lucky pillow.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52And Jay, a university graduate,

0:07:52 > 0:07:55knows exactly what Cameron is letting himself in for.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Sarah wears the trousers in the relationship, big time.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01He's used to having all the hard decisions made for him.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Now he's in a position where he has to make the decisions,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I think it might get to him more.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08'The only worry I've got is,

0:08:08 > 0:08:12'can we get it done to the standard we want in three weeks?'

0:08:12 > 0:08:13How's it going?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Bit stressed, mate.- Yeah?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Already stressed? Sarah's only been gone an hour!

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Across town, Sarah's settling in with her big sister Katie

0:08:27 > 0:08:30and her three kids, Poppy, Lily and Jack.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, God. What have I done?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Not only is Sarah separated from Cameron for the first time,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40she'll have to watch rival bride Katie plan her own wedding.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Thank you, I feel much better now.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- So relaxed.- Good.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Thanks, love!

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Do you think it will be fun? Think it will be good?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Funny. I think it will be funny.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's good(!) It's going to be a big old joke!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's Auntie Sarah's wedding is, a big old joke, isn't it?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05With traditional girl Sarah out of the picture,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08the boys get stuck straight in... to a bottle of cider.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Cameron's already decided on a theme to honour his parent's heritage.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Have you got any ideas at all about what you want?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19We're wearing kilts, and I'm thinking a pink-and-orange theme.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22That's Bollywood, isn't it? I was doing an Indian theme.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Mum's Indian, my dad's Scottish. Somewhere,

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I would like to introduce that into the themes.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Wear kilts, have curries. That's all right, isn't it?!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33With the Indian thing, you could either

0:09:33 > 0:09:36sit down for a three-course Indian meal,

0:09:36 > 0:09:39or just big pots of curry, big pots of rice.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Just a massive samosa!- Good!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46With the wedding theme decided, the boys take the rest of the day off.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Do you want a kiss?- No, but I'd like you to stop touching my ear!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I'm not touching your ear!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's the following morning.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59While Cameron's Scottish-Indian wedding is close to his heart,

0:09:59 > 0:10:03it's a world away from what Sarah and her mum would expect.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07St Werburgh's in the village of Wembury is Sarah's local church,

0:10:07 > 0:10:10and holds special memories for her family.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14It also happens to be where sister Katie is having her wedding.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17It would be so pretty. It's a big aisle, as well,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20so my massive dress would fit, which would be good.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Maybe petals on the floor, that would be quite nice.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- I don't know what the vicar would feel about that.- I don't care.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- He surely would have thought of this. - I'm sure he has.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34It just makes sense, doesn't it? We got engaged here.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36My granddad's here.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Mum and Dad got married here. You're getting married here.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I don't want to be the odd one out.- No.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Why would we not get married here?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46It doesn't make any sense if he doesn't.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I won't be very happy if he doesn't.- I won't be.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51I certainly won't be very happy.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, dear.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Imagine if everyone said, "What a crap wedding,"

0:10:55 > 0:10:58and then everyone would say, "Katie's was so wonderful!"

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Yes!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05And at the moment, that's looking likely.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Sarah's traditional church wedding couldn't be further

0:11:08 > 0:11:10from Cameron's thoughts.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13He's stepping into gear with Jay and usher Paul

0:11:13 > 0:11:16to find a ceremony venue to fit his Scottish-Indian theme.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19A Scottish-looking castle.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Haldon Belvedere, also known as Lawrence Castle, was built in 1788.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Here we have the ceremony room.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34This originally was a miniature ballroom,

0:11:34 > 0:11:38where the lords used to entertain their special guests.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43I've set it up today for... This is for 40 guests seating,

0:11:43 > 0:11:45but we can seat 50 quite comfortably here.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Only 50?! Sister Katie's having 127 guests at hers.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, this is lovely.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54This is absolutely lovely.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Built over three floors, there are 99 steps to the roof terrace.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04You can get some stunning views of Devon.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Wow.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10A great place for wedding pictures, if you're not afraid of heights.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Come to the edge!- No way! - Come to the edge!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Mate, you have to have your photo like this. You'll be fine.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Don't do that. I would vomit everywhere!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22You are a girl!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25The castle will cost Cameron £650 for three hours.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But with space limited to 50 guests,

0:12:28 > 0:12:30is there space for Cameron's extend family?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34This is the slow way down. The quick way is over the top!

0:12:38 > 0:12:43- That's out my comfort zone now. - Yeah.- I think it's great.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- I think it ticks all the boxes we want, doesn't it? - Mate, it's the perfect venue.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49But it's not Sarah's family church,

0:12:49 > 0:12:53and they'll be hard pushed to fit both families in for the ceremony.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57But the boys have decided on the Scottish-style castle.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01I don't think she'll be expecting it, as well.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05The problem is, it's a 40-mile trip from where Sarah lives.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10- But an expensive solution flies by. - I like the idea of the helicopter.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Yeah.- I bet Sarah's older sister Katie hadn't thought of that!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16What's happening with Katie?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18She's getting married in Wembury Church,

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- and going to a venue afterwards.- Surprise(!)

0:13:20 > 0:13:23You'll remember this more than you will that.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25You probably will remember this more than that,

0:13:25 > 0:13:28but it might be for the wrong reasons!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I don't care. It's your balls on the line, not mine!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36So, Cameron isn't giving Sarah

0:13:36 > 0:13:39the church wedding she so desperately wants,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42and Katie will be happy with that.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- But can he outdo her on the reception venue?- Wow.

0:13:46 > 0:13:51Just two miles from the castle, the boys are at Burnicombe Farm.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- It offers a little bit of India.- Wow.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's just the thing to please Cameron's Indian mum.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Lined with delicate block-printed Indian cotton,

0:14:01 > 0:14:05the Raj tent could provide the perfect backdrop for the reception.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07But at £4,000 for the tent hire alone,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09it will take a huge chunk out of the budget.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- I love it.- I love it, too. - It goes with the theme that we want.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18- It's close to being perfect. It's really expensive.- Yeah.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- We'll have to go away and think about it.- We shall wait and see.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25It even has a toilet in the background! What more do you want?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- I think Sarah would like it.- I do. - I think Sarah would love this.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I think her mum would like it. - Yeah, I'm not too sure what...

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I think they would like it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- It's hard to keep everyone happy, isn't it?- You don't have to.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- You've got to keep everyone happy. - You can't make everyone happy!

0:14:41 > 0:14:46- It is yours and Sarah's day.- Can't give the finger to everyone.- Why?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Everyone else will have a good time.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52You're constantly thinking about her mum not liking it, that's it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55You're not thinking about anybody else, you know you're not.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00People-pleaser Cameron has a lot to think about.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Traditional bride Sarah

0:15:06 > 0:15:08knows exactly where she wants her reception,

0:15:08 > 0:15:10and it's not in a tent.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Her heart is set on a country-house location,

0:15:12 > 0:15:15just like her sister Katie's.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Less than two miles from Sarah's chosen church is Langdon Court

0:15:18 > 0:15:22where her family have been regulars since she was a child,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24and is a perfect setting for a traditional wedding.

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Ah, look at the staircase!

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- If it was a nice day, it would be gorgeous here. Just perfect.- Yeah.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Nice floor. You could have flowers all along there.- Definitely.

0:15:37 > 0:15:43- And all over the windows. Canapes.- Yeah.- And a harp.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46And more flowers everywhere. Flowers everywhere.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- And it's so close to Wembury Church. - It is.- It's the ideal place.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- It is.- Perfect. Perfect for a wedding.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59But convinced he's on the right path with a marquee reception,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Cameron is looking at a cheaper second option.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I didn't expect the view when I got up here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09- It's a bit windy today. - Really windy!

0:16:12 > 0:16:17- You seem worried about something. - It's just... I don't know.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23At £1,300, it's nearly £3,000 less than the Raj tent

0:16:23 > 0:16:27and allows the boys to put their own stamp on it, which means...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Well, it could mean anything, let's face it.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32You have to look outside the box here, mate.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34We could do a lot to this to make it look nice.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37You could have glasses and flowers all over the table.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I feel seasick!

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Decorations down the walls, you could have a bar.- Really?

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- You could have a disco. Drapes and...- Sails?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50It's hard to walk into a massive white tent and imagine that.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52It is if you're thick.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54It is if you're thick!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I do like it. I like the price, as well.- Exactly.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Imagine if he did a marquee in a field, Portaloos.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Imagine if he got me heels,

0:17:04 > 0:17:07and I'm walking through a field with my heels digging in.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- At least then you won't blow over! - Oh, my God!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Sarah is very fussy, but...

0:17:13 > 0:17:16I think Sarah would be happy with this.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20He better pick this. Why would he choose anywhere else?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21I'd be upset if it wasn't here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Please, Cameron.- But Cameron's only considering tents for his reception.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29It's a big risk to take with his traditional bride.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32But at least it will be nothing like sister Katie's wedding.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- What if he had bright pink gerberas? - Or a dress like yours?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Then we'll forever be compared. - I would be devastated.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I would actually be devastated.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45He wouldn't do that to me, surely?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Of course he wouldn't(!)

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Because if there is one thing Cameron can't forget about,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54it's that his wedding can absolutely, definitely

0:17:54 > 0:17:58not include sister Katie's pink gerberas.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- It's going to be an Indian and Scottish theme.- Oh, wow.- Yeah.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Roses are good. White roses, excellent.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Perhaps we can incorporate some hot-pink flowers.- Yeah.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, pink is fine. Just NOT pink gerberas.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13The gerberas?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16No, not pink gerberas!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Would you like to see some pink gerberas? Shall I bring some out?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Yeah, that's the sort of pink I'm looking at.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24And that is the sort of orange as well.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Cameron, just say no.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yeah, OK, we'll go for that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And so, Cameron leaves with £800-worth

0:18:34 > 0:18:38of his future sister-in-law Katie's dream gerberas.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49It's almost a week in and, desperate to please Sarah and his parents,

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Cameron decides to book the more expensive Raj tent

0:18:53 > 0:18:55for his Indian-themed reception.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01So, I have got the venue for £3,500.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04He has spent over five grand on a helicopter

0:19:04 > 0:19:07and two venues that Sarah shows no sign of wanting.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11And he has copied Katie's wedding flowers.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13The odds are against him pleasing anyone.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Across town, Sarah is feeling the strain.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Watching Katie plan her wedding

0:19:20 > 0:19:24while she has no control is pushing her over the edge.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I don't want to do this any more. I just want to go home.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28It is not that long.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31It's ages, I don't even know when it is.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- It's just going so slow. - It's not that long.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I have been all right until today. - It has only been five days.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40I know. Exactly! It's only been five days, and...

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- You have got to hold it together. - I can't...- No, you've got to.

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- I can't hold it together. - This is for your wedding!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I can't hold you together if you can't hold yourself together!

0:19:51 > 0:19:56- You have to help me.- Please do something and help me. I don't know.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02To focus Sarah's mind on her big day,

0:20:02 > 0:20:06sister Katie and Mum take her wedding-dress shopping.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12And Sarah soon stumbles across the one dress

0:20:12 > 0:20:14that is definitely off-limits.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- That's nice. - No, she can't try that one!

0:20:17 > 0:20:21She can't try that one on. You're not allowed to try that on.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24I don't care how nice you think it is.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Step away from the dress, Sarah!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30It looks exactly like my dress. You're not trying that on.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31LAUGHTER

0:20:31 > 0:20:35She's not having the same dress as me!

0:20:35 > 0:20:36That is nice, though.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41Crisis averted for Katie, she lends some sisterly advice.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42I don't think you'll like that.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's too plain for you.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47That is quite nice, isn't it?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's very different, though.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, wow!

0:20:52 > 0:20:56First for Sarah is a big, bold princess dress.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58It is absolutely gorgeous.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00That does not look like I thought it would.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01No.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I love this dress.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- It is gorgeous.- Really nice. - Very flattering.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Try on different shaped ones,

0:21:09 > 0:21:12otherwise you won't know if that's the definite shape you want.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16I don't want to try any others, I just want to walk out the shop now!

0:21:16 > 0:21:17I hope he gets it right.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I want him to pick this one.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Sarah's set her heart on a princess dress costing nearly £3,000.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28But, with less than half his budget left,

0:21:28 > 0:21:31can Cameron really afford the dress of her dreams?

0:21:31 > 0:21:35The boys request to see a couple of frocks in white.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Easy, what can go wrong?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38That's really nice.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Yeah, I think we've got enough now.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43If we could have them tried on.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47First up, a big, bold princess dress.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Just what Sarah wants.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I like that.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53That's really nice. I like that a lot.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54I like that.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Can I have a twirl? - That's beautiful, that bit.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, look at that.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Wow. It's a gorgeous dress, isn't it?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Perfect.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Onto his next option, a traditional A-line shaped dress.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12That is nice.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- What do you think, guys? - That's really nice.

0:22:15 > 0:22:20- Really nice, isn't it?- Remember the big, bold princess dress?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I've forgotten what the other one looked like!

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Oh, Cameron!

0:22:24 > 0:22:30Meanwhile, Sarah is trying on a traditional A-line shaped dress.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31I don't love it.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33What's wrong with it?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35It doesn't make me feel skinny.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I feel plain.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if he got that.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43It would because I know how I COULD feel

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- and then I feel like this.- He might pick something safe like that.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50I want my dress to be amazing when I put it on.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53What's more important - him being upset for five minutes,

0:22:53 > 0:22:57or me being upset for the rest of my life?

0:22:57 > 0:22:58I like that one.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02No, Cameron, she hates the traditional A-line dress!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yes, that's definitely the one.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Big mistake.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11He's dumped Sarah's dream princess dress

0:23:11 > 0:23:15and spent £600 on the safe, traditional A-line option.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm pretty sure we got everything right on that dress.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- I'm confident. - It ticks every single box.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32It's the middle of the second week

0:23:32 > 0:23:34and Cameron's finally thinking about the guest list.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I am a bit worried.

0:23:36 > 0:23:41We can only have 45 at the actual place we're getting married.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43It's a big thing for Sarah's mum and dad

0:23:43 > 0:23:45to have a lot of people there - they've got a big family.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Everyone wants all their family at the wedding, don't they?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53People-pleaser Cameron needs to bite the bullet and tell Sarah's mum

0:23:53 > 0:23:55she can't have her whole family at the wedding.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58What have you got to tell me then?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I just need the guest list, Jane.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01So, are there any limits?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03There is a limitation, yeah.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06There are some people who absolutely have to come, 100%,

0:24:06 > 0:24:08otherwise you will get killed.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12The sort of numbers I'm looking at is about 45, 46.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Is that just from our side?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16From my side as well.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17- Oh, my God!- Yeah.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24I don't know what to do, Cameron.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28How many are there on your side that need to go?

0:24:28 > 0:24:3038.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I'm doing the best I can, Jane, with what I got.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- It's not good enough, is it?- I know.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Cameron may have made a major error with the venue.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42And, with his own large family on his mind,

0:24:42 > 0:24:46he wonders if he has made the wrong choices about everything.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I don't want to let everyone down, that's the thing.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I feel alone, stressed,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00and the whole situation feels like it is just sat on me,

0:25:00 > 0:25:02and it's suffocating me.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05I just want to run away and live in the woods on my own.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08The woods might be the safest place for Cameron

0:25:08 > 0:25:12once Sarah's mum breaks the bad news to the bride-to-be.

0:25:13 > 0:25:19We can only have altogether 44 people at the ceremony.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22What the hell?! This place is tiny.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23It is so stupid,

0:25:23 > 0:25:27choosing somewhere where half our family and friends can't go.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30So it is definitely not Wembury Church then, is it?

0:25:30 > 0:25:36- I'm really angry. - Well, don't blame me. Blame Cameron.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Unlike Katie, Sarah won't be married in the family church.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Still, it's not a disaster. Or is it?

0:25:43 > 0:25:46It's a bit shit, really, because it's my wedding.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Knowing that my sister's having the perfect wedding next year

0:25:49 > 0:25:52which is like everything that my mum would want.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57And that mine will just be like... forgotten, like it was nothing.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00I don't want people to think that of my wedding day.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I want people to take it seriously.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10It really has to be perfect.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15If Cameron hasn't done well, I'll be devastated.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Needing reassurance that he has made at least one correct decision,

0:26:22 > 0:26:27Cameron retreats to his family home to discuss his chosen wedding theme

0:26:27 > 0:26:29with his dad.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm going to do an Indian-Scottish theme.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- We're all going to wear kilts.- Yeah.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35But remember, mate,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38you're not going to wear anything under the kilt, are you?

0:26:38 > 0:26:42I probably will wear boxers under it because it's quite windy there!

0:26:42 > 0:26:43It's not traditional!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Have you got a place for the Indian food?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47I haven't yet, I need to sort out the catering.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Don't make those curries too hot. - No, true.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- So you think it's going to come off? - Hope so. Hope so.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58The only thing that matters is that Sarah is happy.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01She's going to get a shock.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04It won't be her only shock.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Cameron has booked a surprise hen do,

0:27:06 > 0:27:09and he's keeping the girls guessing.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Right, we have a little clue.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Six poster paints...

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- and some meatballs!- Paint balling!

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Oh, no!- Oh, what?!

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Oh, he's so funny. I'm going to kill him.

0:27:26 > 0:27:31Sarah wanted her hen do abroad, just like her sister Katie's.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Is it absolutely necessary?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36This is so what I wanted to look like on my hen night(!)

0:27:37 > 0:27:40So I'm going to have loads of bruises on my wedding day.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44This is such a joke. I hate my fiance.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Katie is not happy with Cameron's surprise either.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Hi, Cameron.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Having fun? - Why the hell have you sent us here?!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54HE LAUGHS

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Why did you send us here? Seriously, why?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58I thought you'd have fun.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00You better have something better planned later.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02HE CHUCKLES

0:28:02 > 0:28:04All right, I've got to go.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- All right, bye.- Bye.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Moaning!

0:28:09 > 0:28:12I'm a bit worried that he has sent her paintballing

0:28:12 > 0:28:15knowing she's getting married in a week's time.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Or even less, it could be in a day's time.

0:28:17 > 0:28:22And...she could be covered in bruises and yellow paint.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I mean, what is he thinking?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27- Throw it! - SHE SCREAMS

0:28:27 > 0:28:30BANGS AND SHOUTING

0:28:30 > 0:28:31# War, huh, yeah

0:28:31 > 0:28:33# What is it good for?

0:28:33 > 0:28:34# Absolutely nothing! #

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Oh, I'm really scared. I don't like this at all.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40I want to stay here!

0:28:41 > 0:28:43But I was getting shot here.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45It's going to bruise. It really hurts.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47- # War! # - Aaargh! I got him!

0:28:47 > 0:28:49# Nothing but a heart breaker... #

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- I'm all right. Katie's not, she was crying.- I'm NOT all right.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Cameron's shot himself in the foot with his future bride

0:28:55 > 0:28:59and sister-in-law Katie is gunning for him too.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02This is what Cameron did to me.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06And there's probably hundreds I haven't seen and don't want to see.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09Oh, it kills! Thanks, Cameron (!)

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I don't know why he thought I'd find this fun.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14I've got a massive lump. It's a real lump.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17And if that bruises, then it's going to be there on my wedding day.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Not really the cleverest thing to do.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23MEN CHEER

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Meanwhile, Cameron's stag do is going down a treat!

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Let's hope there's money for concealer...and counselling.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Last night of real freedom, mate.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34Oh, my God! There's a topless man.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Oh, my goodness!

0:29:37 > 0:29:41Cameron may have got a reprieve.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Oh, he's so clever! I forgive him for paintballing.

0:29:47 > 0:29:52He's hired a naked man for the love of his life to lick chocolate off.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Things are looking up!

0:29:56 > 0:29:59This could be, like, my hen night / divorce party.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04I think I'm in trouble. I'm really quite drunk!

0:30:04 > 0:30:08Enjoy it, Sarah. Cameron's about to level the score!

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Nice pants!

0:30:21 > 0:30:23MEN CHEER

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Everyone has seen my cheeky monkey boxers.

0:30:30 > 0:30:31I've loads of cream down there.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33She pushed me into it.

0:30:33 > 0:30:37Disgusting! I'm ashamed to be his friend at the minute.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45It's the morning after. With just five days before the wedding,

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Cameron can't put it off any longer.

0:30:48 > 0:30:49It's time to go shopping

0:30:49 > 0:30:52for bridesmaids dresses without best man, Jay.

0:30:52 > 0:30:53All right, girls?

0:30:53 > 0:30:56And that means meeting up with future sister-in-law Katie

0:30:56 > 0:30:58and bridesmaids Ellie and Cathy.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00- How are you?- Good.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02- Stressed?- Yes, very stressed.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04It's not about to get any easier.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Hard-to-please Katie knows a thing or two about bridesmaids' dresses -

0:31:12 > 0:31:15she's getting married herself. Has anyone mentioned?

0:31:15 > 0:31:20This is one of them. All right? Open your minds, OK?

0:31:20 > 0:31:24Some pink and orange designs have already caught his eye.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27This one as well. Just try it on, OK?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29With Katie piling on the pressure...

0:31:29 > 0:31:30I hate you.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34..Cameron slips up on a big secret.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36I thought that was nice - quite Indian-ish.

0:31:36 > 0:31:41- Indian? Is that your theme? - No, it's not. It's Indian-Scottish.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Indian-Scottish!

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Whoops!

0:31:45 > 0:31:47What the hell are you doing?

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Where is Jay when you need him? Haven't a clue!

0:31:51 > 0:31:53He diverts attention with his hideous fashion sense.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Cameron, I'm not wearing that. - No?- I won't wear that.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- It's disgusting. I'm not wearing it. - I think it's nice.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Out of the three, that one's better.- Yeah.- Nice one.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08- It does look like a curtain, I agree. But...- You're joking, Cameron!

0:32:08 > 0:32:09I think that looks really nice.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12If anyone tried it, I think they'd like it as well.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Wow, that's nice!

0:32:18 > 0:32:20They are not bridesmaid dresses.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Mother of the bride, maybe.

0:32:23 > 0:32:24OK. Change into another one.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27That is the first good thing you've said all day.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31This dress will go nowhere on me! It's repulsive!

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I like that. ALL: NO!

0:32:35 > 0:32:38- Does this look like I'd wear it to a wedding?- It has something about it.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44The looks could kill! It's terrible, isn't it?

0:32:44 > 0:32:45With only one dress left,

0:32:45 > 0:32:48the prospect of more shopping looks dangerously likely.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54That's a lot nicer. That's nice, isn't it?

0:32:54 > 0:32:56It's the most bridesmaid-y.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Finally, a dress they all like!

0:32:58 > 0:33:01That's the one. I have made a decision then.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Result!

0:33:05 > 0:33:09Thank you very much. Cheers. There you go. See you later.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Cameron has left another dent in Katie's wedding.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16- They are the same colour as my bridesmaids' dresses.- Are they?

0:33:17 > 0:33:20- They are.- Really?

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Why did he say Scottish-Indian?

0:33:24 > 0:33:27- I reckon the guys are in kilts. - Why Scottish and Indian?

0:33:27 > 0:33:30How can you have Scottish and Indian?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33What has Indian and Scottish got to do with anything?

0:33:33 > 0:33:34What's it got to do with Sarah?

0:33:34 > 0:33:37It's Sarah AND Cameron's wedding, remember?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Best man Jay may be as sensitive as a brick,

0:33:45 > 0:33:48but he is still the master of love...on paper.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51'Cameron wants me to do a reading at the wedding.'

0:33:51 > 0:33:54So I'm writing a poem.

0:33:54 > 0:34:00Got a degree in English literature and specialised in romantic writing.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Studying it and writing it.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06There's no point in writing something with loads of,

0:34:06 > 0:34:08like, irony or similes or metaphors

0:34:08 > 0:34:12cos they won't understand it, not being disrespectful!

0:34:12 > 0:34:15You want something that hits the point.

0:34:16 > 0:34:21Do I think people look at me and think poet? Um, NO!

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Cameron's booked the wrong venues, bought the wrong dress

0:34:28 > 0:34:32and stolen sister Katie's colour scheme and flowers.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35With two days to go, his time is running out.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45Christ! Three weeks to organise this wedding, do you know what I mean?

0:34:45 > 0:34:48- Yes.- Everyone else's fault, but mine.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53How disorganised can it get?

0:34:55 > 0:34:57JAY BURPS

0:34:57 > 0:34:59That's poetic, Jay(!)

0:34:59 > 0:35:02With only a few hundred pounds left,

0:35:02 > 0:35:05entertainment is proving hard to come by.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08But Cameron's willing to bend over backwards

0:35:08 > 0:35:11to keep his guests happy. So the boys are opting to provide

0:35:11 > 0:35:13the wedding entertainment themselves,

0:35:13 > 0:35:15in the shape of a Bollywood street dance,

0:35:15 > 0:35:18learnt from scratch, in just one hour!

0:35:18 > 0:35:23Jump out! Jump in! And spin. Nice!

0:35:23 > 0:35:27BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS

0:35:54 > 0:35:56It's hurting a lot, actually.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Cameron seems struck down with Bollywood knee.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03It genuinely is killing, man.

0:36:12 > 0:36:13Get down with your bad self.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Oh, I'm still sweating, man.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22I will still be sweating tomorrow morning!

0:36:22 > 0:36:25Things seem to be looking up.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Cameron just needs to avoid disasters.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Cue text from the helicopter pilot.

0:36:29 > 0:36:34"Mate, early signs are that the weather is looking crap for Friday,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36"have you got a backup plan?"

0:36:36 > 0:36:40No, mate, you just dropped the bomb on us.

0:36:41 > 0:36:46At the moment, it's forecasting heavy rain with heavy wind.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49So, as he said, it could change by tomorrow.

0:36:49 > 0:36:54- So, we will have to see how that flies, mate.- Or not.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Heavy rain and winds and we are in a tent in a farmer's field!

0:36:57 > 0:37:03This is the only time in the whole thing I've actually got a bit glum.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05With his reception and the transport potentially

0:37:05 > 0:37:07scuppered by the British weather,

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Cameron's plans are falling apart.

0:37:09 > 0:37:15MUSIC: "The Hounds Of Love" by The Futureheads

0:37:15 > 0:37:19Fortunately, Sarah knows nothing of Cameron's own goals.

0:37:19 > 0:37:24She's getting a surprise delivery. A taste of what's to come.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28- Hi there.- Hello. - A special delivery from Cameron.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32- Ah!- OK?- Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36A special delivery from Cameron. I think it's a takeaway.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Is it Indian?- Yeah, I think so.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Why has he done that though?

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Indian-Scottish theme ring any bells, Katie?

0:37:44 > 0:37:48Are you not worrying this is like a clue to something?

0:37:48 > 0:37:52Maybe he just knows I like Indian. Let's eat!

0:37:52 > 0:37:57- Do you think it's a clue.- Maybe it was a way to get me all that stuff.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- What could it be a clue for? I don't understand.- I'm just suspicious now.

0:38:01 > 0:38:02Or relieved!

0:38:02 > 0:38:04This is a clue, isn't it?

0:38:04 > 0:38:05It's a clue.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08But he wouldn't be that obvious, would he?

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Yes, he would!

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- What does this mean?- Could be talking about your wedding -

0:38:13 > 0:38:17the possibility he might mess up your wedding.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22I'm worried he's going to do some Indian takeaway as a meal.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25I'm joking!

0:38:29 > 0:38:34But Sarah will be lucky to get anything to eat at the reception.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36It's the day before the wedding

0:38:36 > 0:38:39and Cameron can't get hold of the caterers.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41We've come to pick up the cutlery,

0:38:41 > 0:38:44the ornaments, check the food is all right.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47The wedding is tomorrow and we can't get hold of anyone.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50We are sat outside twiddling our thumbs.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54- Bye, mate. Bye. No-one can get hold of Abdul at the moment.- Yes?

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Can someone else let us in? - I don't know. He'll ring back.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- It will be all right on the night. - It fucking won't be.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04No food, no cutlery, what are we going to do?

0:39:04 > 0:39:05Paper plates and plastic forks.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Where's the food coming from? - Good point.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Oblivious that her wedding is falling apart,

0:39:11 > 0:39:15Sarah is going to see her all-important dress

0:39:15 > 0:39:16for the first time.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20I feel sick. I feel sick. I feel sick.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24She has her heart set on a lavish princess dress.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26But Cameron played it safe

0:39:26 > 0:39:28and bought her a traditional A-line dress.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- Are you ready?- Yeah. - I'll go get it.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Oh, God.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53All right. Don't be nervous.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02It's not what I expected at all.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06Is it the type of style that you were thinking of?

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Would you have picked it for yourself?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10I don't think I ever would have even tried it on.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17It's a bit quiet.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21- No. This is nothing like... - You wouldn't have chosen?- No.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27- OK. We will get you in it and see what you think.- Yes.

0:40:27 > 0:40:31- It always looks different when it's on as well.- OK.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Oh, I feel a bit dizzy.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40This is scary.

0:40:48 > 0:40:53Oh, my God! Oh, Sarah! It's absolutely beautiful.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56- Oh! Look at the veil!- Wow!

0:40:56 > 0:41:00It feels amazing. And it's sparkly.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04- You look like a bride, darling. - Look at that veil!- And the tiara!

0:41:04 > 0:41:09- Oh, Sarah! Oh, it's gorgeous!- Oh!

0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Oh, look!- Oh, Mrs Carroll! - Does it?- It says, "Mrs Carroll!"

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Oh, my God, I LOVE it!

0:41:21 > 0:41:22It fits really well!

0:41:22 > 0:41:27I love it. I absolutely love it. I love it, I love it! I LOVE it!

0:41:28 > 0:41:32This is my wedding dress. I'm getting married tomorrow!

0:41:32 > 0:41:33Yes, you are, Sarah.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37But you should probably get yourself a big breakfast

0:41:37 > 0:41:39because, at the moment, there's still no food.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Cameron's managed to pull off the dress, but it's ten at night

0:41:47 > 0:41:52and there's still no food for his multi-cultural wedding.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Yeah, you know. Obviously, I wanted to show people I can do this

0:41:55 > 0:41:59and impress Sarah's family and Sarah.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Yeah, it does niggle me a bit,

0:42:02 > 0:42:05because I haven't given them anything they would expect.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Oh, God. It would break me if she hated.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11It would, absolutely, break my soul if she hated it.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14I put so much effort in for her, it would break my soul.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35It's the morning of the wedding.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46The forecast is heavy rain and wind.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Sarah's helicopter trip is looking doubtful.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51The reception tent could be a boggy mess,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54and Cameron still can't get hold of the caterers.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57# I'm gonna get married. #

0:43:02 > 0:43:06All right, babe? Hey?

0:43:06 > 0:43:09- We've got everything, haven't we? - I don't know.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Yeah, we will just go with it, mate.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14If it's not done now, it's not getting done.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Unlike the disorganised duo,

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Sarah has been up since 4am getting ready.

0:43:28 > 0:43:33I couldn't sleep, I kept waking up. I woke up at three and half three.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Cameron is going to be your uncle, isn't he?

0:43:36 > 0:43:42If he does a good job, otherwise we won't call him Uncle Cameron.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46Go for it, Pete. Run, run, run, run, run.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48On the left-hand side!

0:43:48 > 0:43:52Usher, Pete, soon arrives with the bride's wedding flowers.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Her sister Katie's precious pink gerberas.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Oh, we've got flowers.

0:43:56 > 0:44:02Oh, my God, look at the colours! They're amazing. Oh, my God.

0:44:04 > 0:44:10- I'm really sorry.- Yes, they are the flowers I was going to have. Yes.

0:44:10 > 0:44:15- I can see why you were going to have them. They're really pretty.- I know!

0:44:15 > 0:44:19Oh, he's so clever. I bet you lot think he's too clever right now!

0:44:21 > 0:44:26I told him the one thing not to do was to get the flowers...

0:44:26 > 0:44:29I don't want to talk about it. To get the flowers I wanted.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36But it's OK. It's OK. Sarah's happy, so it's fine.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40- I will just change my flowers. It's no big deal.- Good girl.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44But I really did think that he wouldn't do that one little thing.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Upsetting sister Katie is the least of Cameron's worries.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54The boys still can't get hold of the caterers.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56There's nothing we can do.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Worst comes to the worst, the food is going to be late.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01And if it's any worse than that, it will just be chaos.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09I feel sick.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13And that's before she sees the transport for her bridal party.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Are we going in Cameron's work van?

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Car sprayer Cameron has asked his boss to drive Sarah's mum

0:45:19 > 0:45:22and the bridesmaids to the wedding.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- In the work vans.- Oh, that's how- they- are getting there.

0:45:25 > 0:45:26How am I getting there?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29There's a taxi up there. That had better not be for me.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Back at the venue, the guests are starting to arrive.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41But Cameron still can't find his curries.

0:45:42 > 0:45:46So far, Cameron's copied sister Katie's wedding flowers

0:45:46 > 0:45:48and hot pink colour scheme.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50But what about the bride's transport?

0:45:50 > 0:45:57- Katie's having flash Range Rovers at her wedding.- Is that taxi for me?

0:45:57 > 0:46:01Have I actually got a taxi? Dad, I've got a taxi.

0:46:01 > 0:46:04A taxi? Seriously?

0:46:07 > 0:46:10I really don't know where we're going.

0:46:10 > 0:46:14But I know that I'm going there in a taxi. I don't want anyone to see me.

0:46:14 > 0:46:18It's really embarrassing that I'm in my wedding dress in a taxi.

0:46:21 > 0:46:25Where the hell are we? SHE GASPS

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Is that for me?

0:46:33 > 0:46:35We're going in a helicopter! SHE GIGGLES

0:46:37 > 0:46:41- Are you sure?- Yes, we are going in the helicopter. Oh, that is so fun.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43That's better than a Range Rover.

0:46:49 > 0:46:53Cameron is so clever. Oh, God, this is so cool, isn't it?

0:46:53 > 0:46:55This is really cool.

0:47:02 > 0:47:03Is that it?

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Oh, my God! Oh, that is so cool.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15Phew! Sarah's forgotten about the family church.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Sarah's getting married! Serra's getting married!

0:47:30 > 0:47:33That was the most amazing thing ever!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39Cameron's made some risky choices over the past three weeks,

0:47:39 > 0:47:44and now it's judgment day with his demanding future wife.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47That was the coolest thing I've ever done. That was so cool!

0:47:47 > 0:47:49That was so much cooler than...

0:47:49 > 0:47:52BAGPIPES PLAY

0:47:52 > 0:47:55You're about to be Mrs Carroll!

0:47:55 > 0:47:59Yeah, remember Cameron? The man you're going to marry?

0:48:00 > 0:48:03MUSIC: 'She's The One' by Robbie Williams

0:48:12 > 0:48:15# I was her

0:48:15 > 0:48:18# She was me

0:48:18 > 0:48:21# We were one

0:48:21 > 0:48:23# We were free

0:48:23 > 0:48:29# And if there's somebody calling me on... #

0:48:29 > 0:48:32- I missed you so much. - # She's the one

0:48:36 > 0:48:41# If there's somebody calling me on

0:48:41 > 0:48:44- I missed you. - # She's the one. #

0:48:44 > 0:48:49Today is a day to join and rejoice, the day two people become one voice.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52It's a day two families join together,

0:48:52 > 0:48:54and help each other through stormy weather.

0:48:54 > 0:48:58Let's all join in Sarah's day knowing this love will always stay,

0:48:58 > 0:49:01my two best mates joined together,

0:49:01 > 0:49:04with a love so strong that lasts for ever.

0:49:04 > 0:49:05Thank you, Jay.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07Aw, that was really cute.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10Please fit, Please fit.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12It's a bit big.

0:49:12 > 0:49:13That's OK.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15I, Cameron Patrick Carroll,

0:49:15 > 0:49:18do take thee, Sarah Jane Emily Rutterford-Cox,

0:49:18 > 0:49:20to be my lawful wedded wife,

0:49:20 > 0:49:23to cherish you as long as we both shall live.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25That's great, thank you.

0:49:25 > 0:49:28- WHISPERS: Have we got the wrong ones?- No.

0:49:28 > 0:49:29Maybe we've got to the wrong ones.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32We've got us the wrong ones, cheers, Jay.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34LAUGHTER

0:49:35 > 0:49:39I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage

0:49:39 > 0:49:41to love and to be together for the rest of our lives.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44You have given each other the most precious gift of love.

0:49:44 > 0:49:49I am delighted to announce that you are now legally husband and wife.

0:49:49 > 0:49:50Congratulations!

0:49:50 > 0:49:53APPLAUSE

0:49:58 > 0:50:03Sarah's traditional church wedding is now a distant memory.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06The boy who dropped out of school at 14

0:50:06 > 0:50:08and has never organised anything in his life

0:50:08 > 0:50:11has managed to pull it off his way.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14- I love you, Mum. - Yeah, it was lovely.

0:50:14 > 0:50:19Absolutely gorgeous. He's done us proud.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21So, Cameron's parents are happy,

0:50:21 > 0:50:23but what's the mother-in-law's verdict?

0:50:23 > 0:50:26It wasn't a Wembury church, but it was in a castle,

0:50:26 > 0:50:29and, she's his princess, she's our princess,

0:50:29 > 0:50:31she deserved a castle, and that's fantastic.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33The helicopter ride...

0:50:33 > 0:50:35He's put everything into it, and you can see he's exhausted,

0:50:35 > 0:50:38he's relieved, but it's amazing.

0:50:38 > 0:50:42- Baby, I'm your wife.- What's that? - I'm your wife.- I know.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45- You're my husband. - This is scary, man.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48So, Sarah's happy and that's the main thing,

0:50:48 > 0:50:51even though Cameron is terrified of heights.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54- You OK, babe?- Mmhmm.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Woohoo! Let's go!

0:51:03 > 0:51:06I love it! I love it!

0:51:08 > 0:51:11Looking for the caterers, Cameron?

0:51:11 > 0:51:15Ah, there they are, and in the nick of time.

0:51:15 > 0:51:17It looks like everyone will get fed after all.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24It's a million miles away

0:51:24 > 0:51:26from Sarah's ideal country house reception,

0:51:26 > 0:51:29and Cameron's neck is on the line.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31Where the hell are we, seriously?

0:51:31 > 0:51:34It's raining and the reception currently

0:51:34 > 0:51:37looks like it's in a field.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41Or my God, it's cow poo!

0:51:41 > 0:51:43Cameron, can you please keep it away from me?

0:51:43 > 0:51:46- Walk around the cow poo, then. - Ow! Shit!

0:51:46 > 0:51:48There's loads of prickly things!

0:51:48 > 0:51:52- What is this? - This is the reception, babes.

0:51:52 > 0:51:54This is a big marquee.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Where are the toilets?

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Portaloos are there.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00- Portaloos, right? - It's not portaloos. Proper toilets.

0:52:00 > 0:52:04They're flappy in the wind and really noisy

0:52:04 > 0:52:07and you have to have toilets like that.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10Sister Katie's wedding won't be in a field,

0:52:10 > 0:52:12but a grand country house hotel.

0:52:12 > 0:52:16I wasn't expecting this after my helicopter ride.

0:52:16 > 0:52:20My feet are soaking. My dress is getting ruined. It's really cold.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23- And so is the atmosphere. - Let's go and have a look.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28What will Sarah think of Cameron's Indian-themed reception?

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Oh, my God!

0:52:36 > 0:52:39This is so cool! Look at it!

0:52:39 > 0:52:42The Indian takeaway was a clue!

0:52:42 > 0:52:45- Exactly. - Cameron, this is so cool!

0:52:45 > 0:52:47All the tables have got different names,

0:52:47 > 0:52:49named after something Indian and Scottish.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51What are the tables called? Loch Ness!

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Loch Ness. They've all got different names.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55That is spelt wrong as well. It's L-O-C-H.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57Oh, Cameron.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00Even when he's getting it right, he's getting it wrong.

0:53:01 > 0:53:05This is so cool, you are so clever. You're so clever.

0:53:05 > 0:53:11But was it clever to put a car park in a wet, boggy field?

0:53:11 > 0:53:13This should be interesting.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24# Always look on the bright side of life! #

0:53:24 > 0:53:26I bet sister Katie's guests

0:53:26 > 0:53:29won't be walking through mud to her reception.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32Sorry it's raining, people.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34It is absolutely incredible.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36Doesn't it look lovely?

0:53:44 > 0:53:46Spicier than the regular breakfast...

0:53:46 > 0:53:47Thank you so much.

0:53:47 > 0:53:51..Cameron's £800 curry is going down a treat,

0:53:51 > 0:53:55all in honour of the other woman in his life, his Indian mum.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Absolutely beautiful.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01And, in honour of his Indian roots,

0:54:01 > 0:54:03Cameron has another surprise for Sarah.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05What is it? What is that?

0:54:05 > 0:54:06What is this?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08This...is a sari.

0:54:08 > 0:54:10Oh, my God!

0:54:11 > 0:54:13That is so cool!

0:54:13 > 0:54:16I don't want to take my wedding dress off though.

0:54:16 > 0:54:17Do you want me to put it on?

0:54:17 > 0:54:19- If you could, that would be ideal. - OK.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Cameron and Sarah!

0:54:21 > 0:54:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Sarah has ditched her traditional wedding dress

0:54:29 > 0:54:33and gets into the spirit of the Indian theme for their first dance.

0:54:34 > 0:54:40# I know you've heard these words 100 other times before

0:54:40 > 0:54:43# And you've been hurting so your heart... #

0:54:43 > 0:54:46Cameron has even managed to make bridezilla Katie realise

0:54:46 > 0:54:50that the meaning of marriage is not in the wedding details.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53It has made me re-evaluate my wedding and made me think

0:54:53 > 0:54:57whether I want to have the traditional, big, massive wedding

0:54:57 > 0:54:59and all the drama that goes with it.

0:54:59 > 0:55:03It has shown me that really, Sarah just wanted to be with Cameron

0:55:03 > 0:55:07and to marry him, and that is what is important about a wedding.

0:55:07 > 0:55:08It's not about all the other people.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11Maybe I'll do something different and go abroad.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14But I don't want to ever see a gerbera again in my life.

0:55:18 > 0:55:21Many congratulations to the bride and groom!

0:55:21 > 0:55:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:55:26 > 0:55:31Cameron has achieved the impossible and pleased pretty much everyone.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Now it is his chance to show off.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36CHEERING

0:55:37 > 0:55:41And Cameron has even managed to show his bride that competing

0:55:41 > 0:55:44with her sister is not as important as celebrating

0:55:44 > 0:55:45the love between two people.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47It has been awesome. Have you loved it?

0:55:47 > 0:55:49The best day ever. At the start of this,

0:55:49 > 0:55:52it was about everything that I wanted,

0:55:52 > 0:55:53and what my family wanted for me.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56This could not have been further from what I wanted,

0:55:56 > 0:55:58what I thought I wanted.

0:55:58 > 0:56:01But it has just been perfect anyway. I loved every second.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04I will definitely take your opinions into account now.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07You should do. You liked today, and I have had three weeks

0:56:07 > 0:56:10to plan all of this, and you've liked all of it.

0:56:10 > 0:56:13It's possible you might get something you want now.

0:56:13 > 0:56:14Good. We'll leave it at that.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Maybe at some point in the future.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25Next time, David loves Lucy so much

0:56:25 > 0:56:28he is going to give her the wedding he thinks she wants...

0:56:28 > 0:56:29Lucy is not here so I can do it.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32..by taking on her favourite love story.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34- Pride And Prejudice. - It will just end up looking cheap.

0:56:34 > 0:56:36Will this serial blagger...

0:56:36 > 0:56:38Oh, I have so many IOUs.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40..be able to win her over...

0:56:40 > 0:56:42I just want my traditional English wedding dress.

0:56:42 > 0:56:47..by turning his crazy dream into reality?

0:56:47 > 0:56:51They won't be expecting that. Not in a million years.

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