0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:0748 brave brides...
0:00:07 > 0:00:1048 game-on grooms...
0:00:10 > 0:00:12dozens of dress disasters...
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Don't panic.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16..and one near miss.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Please, just get on the plane.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21I'm not coming. Game over.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Now, we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride,
0:00:26 > 0:00:32as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Oh, my God.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..in the hands of the men they love.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37The grooms get three weeks...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39No way!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- ..and £12,000... - 12 Gs, man!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- My God!- Are you ready? - Born ready, mate!
0:00:44 > 0:00:49..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I don't want to do this anymore.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52So, saddle up for tears...
0:00:52 > 0:00:53SHE SOBS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55..tantrums...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00..and total meltdowns.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I can't even get the wedding right. I can't, I can't do anything.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Tonight, does fisherman Harry put his love of the sea...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I bet most people when they wake up and go to work don't see a view like that.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13..before the love of his life?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You stink!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18With a bride that finds it hard to trust...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I heard Harry was out with some local tarts.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24..will loving the booze, and missing the bonking...
0:01:24 > 0:01:28It's only been a couple of days for me and Mel apart and I'm struggling.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29..lead him astray?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Go and get a couple of hookers and give them a good seeing to.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Can this fisherman really give his land-loving girl...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38I'm shit-scared of boats.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40..the wedding of her dreams?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Mel doesn't even like the water.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, tough crap, it's my wedding as well and I like the water so we're having it there.
0:02:17 > 0:02:2024-year-old Harry is a hard-working fisherman.
0:02:20 > 0:02:26I just love the nice views and being out here with the birds and the dolphins,
0:02:26 > 0:02:33catching mad stuff like crabs or whelks or sometimes fish.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38And when he's not catching fish, he's catching waves. Harry loves the sea.
0:02:38 > 0:02:44Look at that, what more do you need? That's the money shot!
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Harry lives with his 28-year-old girlfriend Mel in Manorbier,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54a pretty seaside village on the Pembrokeshire coast in South Wales.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59It's only a small little village... not that many people live here,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03and all the people who do live here all know each other and know each other's business,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world. I love it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- 'Mel is a mobile hairdresser.' - Hi, Mels.- Hi, Laur!- 'Her world is very different to Harry's.'
0:03:12 > 0:03:15What are we going to do with your hair today?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Mel is self-conscious and always likes to look nice and presentable.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22If things aren't going her way, she'll let you know about it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Appearance is quite important cos I wanna look good all the time...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29..so everyone is jealous.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mel thinks Harry's a prize catch.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34He's generous...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and really good-looking and fit.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And nice curly hair.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40And big muscles.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Opposites attract, and four years ago she reeled him in.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49One night we were out in the pub and I just pounced on Harry, really.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And it didn't take long to land her catch.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I realised Melissa was the one
0:03:54 > 0:03:58the first time we got together in the bedroom.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02To keep Harry interested, she spends six nights a week at the gym.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04She goes to these things called Body Combat
0:04:04 > 0:04:07or Body Pump or Legs, Bums and Tums.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I went to see them once and it's really funny.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15But although Mel loves her man, she doesn't love his job.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17'When Harry comes home smelling of fish, normally I say,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20'"Can you strip off at the front door?"'
0:04:20 > 0:04:22You stink!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I don't like the smell of fish. Or whelks. Or fish guts.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Or dead crabs. Or dead dogfish. Cos it stinks!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34In fact, Mel doesn't like the sea one little bit.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Even though I've grown up by the sea,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I've always been pretty frightened of it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40I'm scared of boats.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44But boats are a big part of Harry's life.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46And to earn a living as a fisherman
0:04:46 > 0:04:49he's got to be at sea whenever possible.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Harry's job takes up a lot of his time so we don't get as much time as we'd like together.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And when he's not working hard, he's playing hard.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01He decided to turn our garden shed into a bar.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05It's called Hazza's Bar. Harry has all his friends round. They've got home brew.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07A lot of people drink it,
0:05:07 > 0:05:12but I don't think they're very well the next day.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Harry's proposal, a year ago, was sweet. Really sweet.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yeah, he proposed with a Haribo ring.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24And I wore it for about ten minutes and then it got a little bit sticky
0:05:24 > 0:05:28and all the rest of the sweets had gone, so I just ate the ring.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Not many girls can say they ate their engagement ring!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Harry's now got just three weeks to organise Mel's dream wedding.
0:05:35 > 0:05:41But all this lad knows is fishing, surfing and drinking.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Will he sink or swim?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Harry's led astray really easily.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Especially if there's alcohol involved.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52And that's not the only distraction Mel's worried about.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Any strippers, any women on stag dos,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58anything to do with women, I would go mad.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02That is one thing that would annoy me the most.
0:06:02 > 0:06:09Before they part ways, Harry wants, finally, to give Mel a real engagement ring.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And, sure enough, he does it by the sea.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16My ring!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Thank you, I love my ring.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Harry's choice of ring has gone down well.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30But will this fisherman get the rest of the wedding right?
0:06:30 > 0:06:35With Mel moving out, the couple will have no contact for the next three weeks.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It could be a struggle.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38What am I going to do without you?
0:06:38 > 0:06:43No sexercise. Just exercise. How are you going to cope?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Do you want to take a pair of my pants in case you want to sniff them?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- That's your cuddling... - That's my cuddling blanket, my comfort blanket.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Do you think I'll be able to wash properly without you?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- You won't be able to wash your willy properly! - HE LAUGHS
0:06:58 > 0:07:03It's finally time for Harry and Mel to drag themselves from the bedroom.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Their lips won't meet again until their wedding day.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Now, be a good boy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Wah!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16As Mel makes her exit,
0:07:16 > 0:07:20it's time for best man Matthew Tuttle, AKA Tutz, to move in.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I'm going to see Harry now, I've got the beers in the back.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Time to have a little drink, I think.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31He's another drinking, surfing, lady-loving fisherman.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm a little bit more interested in the beer than the wedding.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38And as clueless as Harry about what a woman wants.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41As long as you try hard to arrange it all, it can't go that wrong, surely?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Unless it rains and she gets struck by lightning in her dress.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- This could be a disaster. - HE BURPS
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Oi!- 'Knowing Harry and Tuttle together,
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- 'they're as thick as thieves.' - How's it going, Tutzy, boy?! Weeeeey, beers in! Good man!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58They'll be off causing trouble somewhere.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Mel will spend the next three weeks living a few miles down the road with mum Barbara.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- I've come home!- Ah, you've come home, have you? Welcome home!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Have you seen my ring?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Mel's loving her new engagement ring...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13even if it did take a year to get hold of.
0:08:13 > 0:08:19- She's going to cry now! - 'And now she wants to get one on Harry's finger.'
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- He's got a big job. - I know! He's got a big job.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Harry knows he's got his work cut out.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Unfortunately, he doesn't have a clue where to start.
0:08:28 > 0:08:34Wedding cars and carriages. Cakes and favours. What's a favour?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I owe enough people favours as it is.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I don't want to be buying a favour.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Luckily, Harry's got his best man on board.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Right, where are we going to start on planning the wedding?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Er...on the internet.
0:08:49 > 0:08:55On the internet. What, type in Google, "How to plan a wedding in three weeks", is it?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57"Complete wedding planning check list."
0:08:59 > 0:09:0312 months or more? I haven't got 12 months. I've got three weeks!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Mel has lived in Manorbier her whole live
0:09:08 > 0:09:13and would love to get married here. There's a strong family connection too -
0:09:13 > 0:09:16her dad's ashes are scattered on the beach,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19and her granddad is buried in the graveyard of the village church.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Ah, Dad. Ah, bless.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Where are you going to put yours?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I'll put my flowers in here.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30He was the best dad in the world.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34At least we've put some flowers on now. He can enjoy them.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Innit?- Yeah.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Bless him.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Look at the view. You've got the castle, the beach, the fields...
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- It'd be amazing to get married here. - I've been to many a wedding here. - Yeah.- Absolutely fantastic.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Me knowing Harry, I think he'll choose this church.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55He knows I love this church. I think he'll choose this.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- I'm praying he'll choose this. - What if he doesn't? Wedding's off?!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'll have to cry...the next day.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Harry knows Mel wants to get married in a church.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11And where do you find one of those? Well, by the sea, obviously.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16And the boys have found one...
0:10:16 > 0:10:20five miles from Manorbier in Tenby harbour.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22St Julian's, fisherman's church.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Now, that is a warm welcome to two hungry fishermen.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- What do you think, mate? - It's really cool.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39It's right on the beach and it's surrounded by boats.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41And who doesn't love boats?!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Well, Mel for starters.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Whoa, cool!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's wicked, look at that!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Looks well good, dunnit?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54'But it's not Mel's church.'
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Ooh.
0:10:56 > 0:11:02This is pretty. Imagine walking back out of here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- With Harry.- Yeah!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06We're married, yay!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09And waving... Goodbye!
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Thank you, everybody, goodbye. Going home now.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'm Mr Cromwell and you're Mrs Cromwell.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Look at that organ.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I like the organ. I love this church.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32THEY HUM WEDDING MARCH
0:11:32 > 0:11:35MATT HUMS WEDDING MARCH
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Look at those crabs!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- That is cool!- It is cool, actually.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- You don't need to decorate again, do you?- It's been decorated for us.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I really like it. It's cool.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's exactly how I imagined my fishing wedding to be.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Cos we're local fishermen, hopefully it'll be in our favour to get this fisherman's church.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Even though we've never been to church, but we won't tell them.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01'Harry wastes no time putting a call in to the vicar.'
0:12:01 > 0:12:05'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory. Please leave a message.'
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hello, there, this... my name's Harry Cromwell
0:12:08 > 0:12:15and I'm hoping to get married in a church down on Tenby beach, the fisherman's church.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19If you could give me a call back that would be much appreciated.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Thank you. Goodbye.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Cool, job done.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25The harbour setting gives the lads another idea.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32The Sailing Club is almost right opposite the church,
0:12:32 > 0:12:39so it looks like it could be a possible venue for the reception do.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's an idea, innit, Matt?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Yeah, especially if they can put the marquee thing up outside.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Open up the bottom bar there and have a big marquee.- Yeah. - It's definitely an idea.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54But Harry's on a mission to have a seaside wedding, so he calls the vicar again.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory. Please leave a message after the tone.'
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Perhaps he couldn't make it to the thing. Hmmm.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06'And again...'
0:13:06 > 0:13:09'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory...'
0:13:09 > 0:13:12HARRY IMITATES PHONE SMASHING
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's quite annoying, to be honest.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15'And again.'
0:13:15 > 0:13:18'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory.'
0:13:18 > 0:13:24God's sake, what is it with these vicars, man? They do my head in.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26While Harry waits for a sign from God,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Mel concentrates on her own heavenly bod.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# And they're like It's better than yours
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Damn right It's better than yours...
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- NARRATOR:- # ..I could teach you But I have to charge
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Back at home, Harry has finally made contact.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43'Hello.'
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Hello, is that Reverend Davies? - 'Yes, it is.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:52Hello, there, I'm hoping to, er, arrange a...a wedding, sorry, in the fisherman's church.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55The vicar's happy to conduct the ceremony
0:13:55 > 0:13:59but he'll need the approval of his archdeacon.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Harry's dream fisherman's church wedding is now in the hands of the Almighty...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05or a bloke who works for him, anyway.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11As best man Tuttle heads out on the morning tide to spend the day fishing,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Harry returns to Tenby harbour to check out the sailing club.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19Hello, there, how's it going? Nice to see you, Blake, again.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22So this is the best view in Tenby, then, is it?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yes, the best drinking hole in Tenby with the best view.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28It's really nice. You can see everything from here, can't you?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32I just love the sea theme, I'm always in the water surfing, if not fishing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37- And down here it's so beautiful, like, all the boats and the sea. - Yeah, it's buzzing.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Despite not knowing if he can get married in the fisherman's church,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Harry goes ahead and books the Sailing Club.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Together with a marquee big enough for 200 guests,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49it costs him almost £4,000.
0:14:49 > 0:14:55But a marquee in the harbour car park means he'll need an outdoor alcohol licence...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58which he doesn't have yet.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02But just as everything seems to be falling into place
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Harry and Tuttle get a message from the Vicar.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- (AUTOMATED VOICE) 'Message received at 6.39pm.'- 'Oh, hi, it's Andrew.'
0:15:10 > 0:15:13'At last I've got hold of the Archdeacon
0:15:13 > 0:15:16'and I'm afraid he's not happy about proceeding with this.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18'So really it's a no.'
0:15:18 > 0:15:24The Archdeacon feels that three weeks isn't long enough to prepare Harry and Mel for a church wedding.
0:15:24 > 0:15:30- Well, that's not good news, is it? - No. That's rubbish.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Unable to convince the church to marry them at such short notice,
0:15:33 > 0:15:37he has no choice but to watch his church wedding slip through the net.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42With the fisherman's church a no-go,
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Harry now needs to find an alternative venue for the ceremony.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48And where better than a pub by the sea?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- This is where we hold our wedding ceremonies.- Yeah, nice.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I like the flowers. They look cool.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59The bride and groom normally stand under the archway. The guests can see the view then.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02It is a nice view. It does look really nice.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05The Longhouse is licensed to hold civil ceremonies
0:16:05 > 0:16:07and it's definitely available.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Consider it booked.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- I thought it was pretty good.- I liked it.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I like the fact that it's not a normal typical hotel.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16You can see the beach. You can see the sea.
0:16:16 > 0:16:22It wouldn't be the same as getting married in the church, but I think Melissa would like it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24But a pub surrounded by holiday chalets is a far cry
0:16:24 > 0:16:28from the village church Mel has her heart set on.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And, if that's not bad enough, the sea-faring groom
0:16:32 > 0:16:38now wants to transport his sea-fearing bride to the reception, you've guessed it, by sea.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Come out here. Go on the beach. Go out to sea on one of the boats.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- It will be really good. It's a good idea.- Yeah?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Back home Harry decides to reveal his venue plans
0:16:49 > 0:16:52to brother Sam and mum Sian, but what will they think?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53What we're doing,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56we're getting married at the Longhouse in Freshwater East.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Me and Mel are going to get on a boat
0:16:59 > 0:17:02and then sail right round into Tenby harbour,
0:17:02 > 0:17:07We'll have our reception in a big marquee by the sailing club, right on the harbour.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- The car park?- Yeah. - I thought you wanted people to come to the wedding?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Shut up, Mum! They'll love it. Don't you like the idea or what?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Mel doesn't even like the water.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Oh, tough, crap, it's my wedding as well and I like the water so we're having it there, right?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I'm really concerned about Mel getting on the boat. That's my main worry.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I mean, poor thing, if she's not expecting it,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32she's not going to be very happy.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Particularly as she doesn't like boats.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38You can't expect Mel to get on a dirty fishing boat.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40She's not. It's going to be clean, Mum, chill out.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43It just doesn't have to be clean, it has to be spotless.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46And it's not just the boat trip that's worrying mum Sian.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm just stressing about the Longhouse.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52I think she'll hate it, absolutely hate it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57It's fine for a surfers' party but a wedding,
0:17:57 > 0:18:02to actually get married, it's worse than a registry office. Oh, I dunno.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07So, four days in, the wedding for a bride who hates boats
0:18:07 > 0:18:10consists of a ceremony in a pub,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12followed by a trip to Tenby in a boat,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16for a reception in a harbour car park. Surrounded by more boats.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Confident that Mel will be pleased with their work,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24the boys decide they deserve some fun.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26CHEERING
0:18:26 > 0:18:28All right, boys. How's it going?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32We're in town now. Me and Tuttle. We just want to get a couple of beers down our heads
0:18:32 > 0:18:35so we're not feeling so stressed out about the wedding.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Let our hair down and just get drunk.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40We'll worry about the wedding in the morning.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Later the next day and best man Tuttle is, quite literally, a wreck.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Tuttle...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02It's time to get up, man. Come on.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04TUTTLE MUMBLES
0:19:05 > 0:19:09You've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up in the morning.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Come on. - TUTTLE MOANS
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I don't want to have to do this. Look, I woke up earlier.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- We've really got shit to do, man, honestly.- I know we have.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22My head's banging. I've got a really bad headache.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26While Harry tries to raise the dead, at her mum's house,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29mobile hairdresser Mel, who is used to hearing all the gossip,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31has become the talk of the town.
0:19:31 > 0:19:38I heard from a client's daughter that Harry was out on the town
0:19:38 > 0:19:41with some local tarts.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44If that is the case then I want to have a word with him
0:19:44 > 0:19:48before marrying him, cos I'm not happy about that.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Sister Sam and her boyfriend Mark try in vain to calm Mel's nerves.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55That's just going to eat away at me now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- There's a reason probably for it. - I don't know. Hanging around with tarts?
0:19:58 > 0:20:04It's just not very nice for you, is it, hearing that he's hanging out with other girls and...?
0:20:04 > 0:20:09- I'm annoyed!- But, unaware of the rumours, Harry has other issues.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11We're going to have a look at the tides now.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14He's determined to sail his bride to Tenby,
0:20:14 > 0:20:15where the reception will be held.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18But if they don't arrive at the right time
0:20:18 > 0:20:21the sea level won't be high enough for the boat to enter the harbour.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Right, the date of the wedding, Friday 22nd.
0:20:25 > 0:20:31- Oh, shit. High tide is at ten in the morning.- That's all right, isn't it?
0:20:31 > 0:20:36- We're getting married at 12.- You've got to change it.- To what time?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Ten o'clock. She can get up two hours earlier.- Do you reckon? That's too early.- It's not!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43If she wants a nice day she can get out of bed at six.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47So it's an early start for Mel. And it's straight on to the next task -
0:20:47 > 0:20:50his outdoor alcohol licence.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53While I'm sorting this stuff out, now it's important, right,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I need you to sort something out for the stag and hen do, OK?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Yeah, OK.- That's your job, yeah? - Yeah.- Good boy. All right.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06No licence means a dry reception in the harbour car park.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11And that's an unthinkable proposition for hard drinking Harry and his fishermen friends.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16With the deadline for the application looming he'll have to rush to avoid disaster.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19We've got to go to the police station, drop off one licence there,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22then we've got to drive to Haverfordwest County Council
0:21:22 > 0:21:24and drop off the other licence there
0:21:24 > 0:21:28and get it date stamped to make sure they know it's today we got it in by
0:21:28 > 0:21:31because if we don't get it in by today it's not happening.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33And with Harry going like the clappers...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I've got a letter for the licensing officer.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38..best man Tutz and the stag plans are going...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Well, they're going nowhere fast.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Now we're in a mad rush to get to Haverfordwest County Council
0:21:44 > 0:21:48to get our other licensing form off with a cheque as well
0:21:48 > 0:21:52so it takes a good 20 minutes from here.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Back in Manorbier, Tutz finally leaps into action.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Will Harry make the deadline?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Yes! He's done it! But what's Tutz done?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12He should have the stag and hen dos sewn up by now.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- What have you got? - That's all I could find. I don't know how to work it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20That's all you've done? I've been out all day, getting a licence, going to the police,
0:22:20 > 0:22:24going to Haverfordwest, organising three different meetings with the harbourmaster.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I'll work double hard...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And all you've done is found a betting page on Coral?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33What have you been doing the whole time I've been away? Sleeping?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Yeah.- You have, haven't you? You are...
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I can't believe you. You are useless, Tuttle. Fair dos.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Tuttle - he's useless. He's always been useless.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47He always will be useless. Everything he does is useless.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- You still love me though! - Yeah, I still love him though.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52But he's still useless.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56MUSIC: "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls
0:22:56 > 0:23:00At the local leisure centre, Mel's working hard to forget
0:23:00 > 0:23:03the nasty rumours that are going around town.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I've just come out of body attack. I feel quite knackered.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And a bit out of breath.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13And I really want to see Harry now, I miss him loads now.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I'm not so much angry with him anymore about the rumours.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20I would still say something, but I'm not as angry
0:23:20 > 0:23:22and as het up as I was before I went in.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I feel like I've released the anger and the energy of the day.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32After a long week of wedding planning,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Harry is finding it impossible to resist the call of the sea.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I can't wait to go and make some money now, go fishing.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Make some money, be out at sea, be happy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45It's nice to get away from planning a wedding and get back fishing.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Does my head in planning a wedding, I'm sick of it.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Here's the other fisherman here. Sam Todd.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04And Tuttle, my best man, over there.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08We're going to beat him now, cos our boat's the fastest.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09All right, boys!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13The boys are fishing for whelks.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17That's the money right there.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Meanwhile Mel is longing for her prize catch.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25The worst thing for me is missing him,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28like, not seeing each other, no contact, no texting.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Like, each time I go in the blooming post office they're like,
0:24:31 > 0:24:35"Oh, Harry's been in." And I'm like, "What did he buy? What did he buy?"
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Even though he's out at sea, the wedding's never far from Harry's mind.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43There's Tenby over there, where hopefully in a couple of weeks
0:24:43 > 0:24:46me and Melissa will be getting married.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51But he still needs a boat to get her there and he knows just the one.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56Will it be all right to use the boat to get Mel from the Longhouse to the reception?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58From the ceremony to the reception?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Well, yeah, I think so. Should be fine.- Brilliant, nice one. Cool.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05So Mel, who's terrified of the sea,
0:25:05 > 0:25:10will now be travelling to the wedding reception in a dirty great big whelk boat.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12That's if she can stand the smell.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18It's the beginning of week two and Harry's about to undertake his most daunting challenge,
0:25:18 > 0:25:22one he definitely doesn't want to face on his own.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23There's Tuttle now.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26After a 12-hour shift on the boat
0:25:26 > 0:25:32in five minutes he'll be in here, stinking, ready to choose wedding dresses.
0:25:33 > 0:25:39- All right, boy? Good day or what? - Yeah.- Was it?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Ready to pick a wedding dress or what?- Yeah.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45It was plain sailing getting a boat, but will the fishermen make
0:25:45 > 0:25:47heavy weather of buying a wedding dress?
0:25:47 > 0:25:53Mel will have no say in what she'll actually be wearing, but she wants to find her fantasy dress.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58Hello, how are you? Woooh! That looks big.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Do you know what sort of thing you're looking for?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Maybe some bling and diamonds or something.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Take a look and if there's anything you like we can try them on.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Mum Barbara and sisters Sam and Jess
0:26:09 > 0:26:11know how important Harry's choice will be.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16I think she'll look good in anything, but whether she'd wear it or not
0:26:16 > 0:26:20is a different matter cos if it's not right she'll kick off.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Oh, she'll kick off.- She will. - She'll have a fit.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Harry is a brave man.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31He'd better be, because he's about to enter an alien world.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Hello.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Woah! Oh, my God.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40This looks really scary up here.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Luckily, manager Emma knows exactly how to put the fishermen at ease.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47We need to find out what your wedding's all about,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50then we should be able to help you choose the right kind of dress.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54And we've got cold beers for you as well. THEY CHEER
0:26:55 > 0:26:57That is amazing.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- It's really cold as well. - You know what, Tuttle? Next time we have a day off
0:27:02 > 0:27:08we should just go out and pretend to buy dresses and just get treated like kings.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Mel starts with a Grecian dress with an embroidered diamante waist band.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17It's a bit too big and I'd like it a bit more revealing.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I want SOME cleavage on show.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Do you think he might go for something big and fancy?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- He won't go for big and fancy. I hope not.- You hope!
0:27:25 > 0:27:30But big and fancy is exactly what the boys want to see first.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Woah, that's cool.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- The boys are taking it all in. - That's lush.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39This is a princess style. Really fitted onto the waist,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42it looks really tiny. but with a nice big fun skirt.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Can you imagine her wearing this coming in and out of the boat?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48When you say it like that, it might be a bit tricky.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- We could tie a string onto it.- You can't tie a string around your wife.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55We'll tie her round and haul her up on the hauler!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Catch of the day, boys!
0:27:59 > 0:28:03The princess dress doesn't fit into fisherman Harry's plans. Next up...
0:28:03 > 0:28:06a simple strapless number.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Looks nice, doesn't it, Tuttle? - I like it.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14It's really nice. Again, really fitted on the waist it'll make her teeny tiny.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17And the best thing about this dress is it's got pockets.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21It's definitely more practical, but it's a tough call for Harry.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- I think simple looks kind of nice. - Yeah.- Do you think girls think that?
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Pick what you think's best.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29OK, I'll have her naked then, or in some sexy knickers.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Do you want another beer?- Yeah. - Would that help?- Yeah!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38The last dress should definitely appeal to a fisherman.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- This now is a fitted fishtail style. - Looks like sort of a mermaid shape.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44So really it hugs the curves.
0:28:44 > 0:28:49Mel's really curvy. She's got really nice boobs and a really nice bum
0:28:49 > 0:28:53and I just think that would like emphasise her nice boobs and bum.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Fishtail is perfect for that sort of shape.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Incredibly, he's thinking along the right lines.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Wow, I love that one. Beautiful. I love that one. - It's the best one. I love it.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- You can see your shape. - Mel's found her fantasy dress.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10This is my favourite, this is the one I want cos it's like a mermaid.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13I like the ruffling, all this detail here,
0:29:13 > 0:29:17I like the way it's fitted and makes you look curvy.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21I like a fishtail. I hope he chooses a dress like this.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23But Harry's still to decide between a fishtail dress
0:29:23 > 0:29:26just like the one Mel wants
0:29:26 > 0:29:28and the simple strapless dress with pockets.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Will he choose the right one?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33They both feel really nice.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37- That one's a bit lighter, isn't it? - Yeah.- And it is sparklier.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40And it is sparklier. And it's more fitting.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44But then this one looks really nice too. And it's got the pockets.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49What do you think, Tutz, honestly? It is really difficult.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Do you think the left one?- The left one.- Left one it is, then. I don't want to think about it any more.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56If I keep thinking I'll just be like for ever. This one here.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Harry's chosen the one with the pockets
0:29:59 > 0:30:03and at £1,100, it's another huge chunk out of his budget.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Harry moves on to spend even more cash -
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Over £2,000 on a seafood barbie...
0:30:10 > 0:30:15Definitely going to be some bass, mackerel, lobster, spider claws.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18..and almost £900 on outfits for the boys...
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Here you are, Tuttle, now you're looking the part.- Yeah!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Wa-hey!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- ..and dresses for the bridesmaids. - Do you think that's suitable?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28And it's got pockets like Mel's, as well.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35As he nears the end of the second week,
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Harry has less than two grand left.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40It's a sobering thought.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43Still a lot to get done - little bits of transport
0:30:43 > 0:30:47or accommodation, or inviting everybody.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49The invitations. Alcohol.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Just... Yeah, so much stuff to do.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55But it'll all have to wait...
0:30:55 > 0:30:59because the boys are off to Cardiff for the stag!
0:31:02 > 0:31:07In typical form, it's time to make like a fish and get battered!
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Meanwhile, across town,
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Mel and the girls are following suit with the hen do.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17I'm not wearing this. How embarrassing!
0:31:20 > 0:31:24I've got my pretend Harry. Mwah!
0:31:24 > 0:31:29You boys were the selected 27 out of my favourite friends.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I love you all and let's get fucking hammered.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34CHEERING
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Three cheers for Harry and Mel, yeah?- Hip, hip...
0:31:37 > 0:31:40And it's not long before things get really messy.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42RAUCOUS CHEERING
0:31:45 > 0:31:49One week from now, I'll have a ring on that finger right there
0:31:49 > 0:31:52and I'll be like, "Oh, my god, I'm married." Aaargh!
0:31:52 > 0:31:56With a thumb on my head going, "Harry, do this, the house isn't clean. What are you doing?"
0:31:56 > 0:32:01A week tonight I'll be Mrs Cromwell but I'm not thinking of that now.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04I'm just going to get loose with my mates.
0:32:13 > 0:32:18The next day and Harry's suffering from the hangover from hell.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22I'm feeling like... It's about four o'clock now and I'm feeling minging.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25For some reason I just woke up really early thinking,
0:32:25 > 0:32:29"I've got loads to do today, got to get on with loads of stuff."
0:32:29 > 0:32:33All I could think about was getting the invitations sorted and stuff like that, so...
0:32:34 > 0:32:38Yeah I just couldn't sleep at all. I'm just...
0:32:40 > 0:32:42..I dunno, stressing about it a bit, I think.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45There are just five days to go until the wedding
0:32:45 > 0:32:48and Harry hasn't sent out a single invitation.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52He's hoping to find cards that are classy and sophisticated,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55like something to do with the seaside.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I just need something now. There's a couple of nice ones here
0:32:58 > 0:33:01of the sea and fish and seagulls
0:33:01 > 0:33:03so that pretty much sums me up in a card.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06I'm going to go for these, I reckon.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Back at home, it's time to get creative.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I was going to cut out wellies, like, but I can't do it,
0:33:11 > 0:33:13it's just too difficult.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Going to do hearts instead. Love hearts, stick 'em in there.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20A bit of glue. it's like Art Attack, innit?
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Harry needs to send out 50 invites.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28How many did I get, again? 25? I need more than 25.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32Do you know what I might have to do? I might have to cut these in half.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37That way, yeah. Problem solving see, saving money.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Two cards out of one.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- That's not even his biggest problem. - What do I write in there?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50I don't even know what I'm going to write in there.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Erm...
0:33:58 > 0:34:03"Dear Barbara, you are invited to Melissa and Harry's wedding."
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Wedding day or wedding? My head's not working, man.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10More used to fishing and drinking, Harry could be here a while.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15I'm really struggling with this. It's doing my head in.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19But the invites aren't the only thing troubling him.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22I'm hungry, tired, missing Melissa.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Missing her nice treats and the food she makes me.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Missing our bedroom activities.
0:34:29 > 0:34:34And after two weeks away from Harry, Mel's pining for her lusty seaman.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36I'm really miss him, It just feels weird,
0:34:36 > 0:34:40- and every night I've kissed the photo good night.- Aw. - Hopefully, he's done the same.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Normally I'd fall asleep quickly
0:34:43 > 0:34:46but since staying here, I can't get to sleep.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50I just feel knackered and sick of everyone asking me questions...
0:34:50 > 0:34:52"When is it? "Where is it? What time?"
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I'm just sick of people asking.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57I feel like unplugging the phone and telling everyone
0:34:57 > 0:34:59to go and ask someone else, cos I don't know any answers.
0:34:59 > 0:35:03I just hope he's just remembered all the little things
0:35:03 > 0:35:08- and I hope he's spent the money wisely. - He probably has, knowing Harry.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12He's quite a responsible person. He is sensible with money.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15I've almost spent all my 12 grand now.
0:35:15 > 0:35:20I roughly worked it out earlier and it's like 11 grand, something.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24Probably some of the biggest outlays has been marquee,
0:35:24 > 0:35:27which has been £3,160 or something...
0:35:29 > 0:35:32..wedding dress and shoes, £1,100,
0:35:32 > 0:35:34wedding photography, £1,600.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38The three venues added together is going to be about a grand.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Catering was a couple of grand, a bit more.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43I've still got to buy alcohol, still got to pay for corkage.
0:35:43 > 0:35:48I can't cut back on nothing. Everything I've got is what I want and I'm not cutting back for it.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52It might be what you want, Harry, but will Mel feel the same?
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Feeling the pressure and without Mel to comfort him,
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Harry decides it's time for a change of scene.
0:35:59 > 0:36:05Plan is go and get some waves. Chill out, have a laugh,
0:36:05 > 0:36:08forget about the wedding plans for a couple of hours,
0:36:08 > 0:36:12then go home and go to bed. I'm not doing the invitations tonight.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15With just a few days to go until the wedding,
0:36:15 > 0:36:19the only thing on Harry's mind is the sea.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28It looks like those invitations will just have to wait.
0:36:35 > 0:36:40The next day, Harry finally gets round to sending out some invites,
0:36:40 > 0:36:44while just a few streets away his dad, Ollie, has a special delivery for Mel.
0:36:46 > 0:36:51- Ollie, what are you doing here? - Hello, darling.- Are you all right?
0:36:51 > 0:36:55- Where's my kiss, come on. Mwah. - Coming in?- No. I've missed you.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59- Are you not allowed in?- No. And Harry's missed you even more.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- What's this? - A little present and a little invite.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06Harry struggled with what to include on the invitations
0:37:06 > 0:37:08but he knew exactly what to put in Mel's.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09What the hell is it?
0:37:11 > 0:37:13SHE LAUGHS
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I hope he doesn't think I'm wearing them.
0:37:21 > 0:37:26I'm not wearing these down the aisle, if that's what he thinks.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28- Nobody will see them. - They're disgusting.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31What's this?
0:37:31 > 0:37:33This must be my invite.
0:37:33 > 0:37:34Oh, no!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Are you going to roll it round your finger?
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- I'm never going to get it out. - Shall I get the hammer?- Yeah.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Ooh!
0:37:49 > 0:37:56"Dear Melissa, can't wait to see you on our wedding day on 22nd July at 10:00am"...
0:37:56 > 0:37:59- Jesus, I'm going to have to get ready at six.- Yeah.
0:37:59 > 0:38:04Fishes, wellies, fishing socks...
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Are we going to be getting married on a fishing boat?
0:38:09 > 0:38:10It'll be all right.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12I'm shit scared of boats.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Yep, she definitely hates boats. Oh, dear.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22With money running out fast, Harry needs to claw back some cash.
0:38:22 > 0:38:23If can catch the wedding dinner,
0:38:23 > 0:38:26he can cut down on the cost of catering.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30We're en route to a little secret spot.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33We're going to get, hopefully, at least 30 bass,
0:38:33 > 0:38:35so we don't have to buy them off anyone
0:38:35 > 0:38:37and I save a bit on the budget, cos at the moment,
0:38:37 > 0:38:42the budget is... wheest... tight as a duck's you know what.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47In fact it's so tight, Harry's had to make one very drastic cut.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50I haven't got any money left for the rings so...
0:38:50 > 0:38:54I was going to borrow some rings but I just thought that's not really...
0:38:54 > 0:38:56It's not really cool, so I was thinking about
0:38:56 > 0:39:00getting a couple of Haribo rings and using them for the wedding ring.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03I used the Haribo rings to initially propose to Melissa.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08I'm Harry and Mel's a beau, so its good to have a Haribo.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Ah, how sweet(!) Harry sure knows what a girl wants(!)
0:39:14 > 0:39:18First cast and it's looks like Harry's plan is working.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Mackers on straight away. Wa-hey!
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Good start, Tuttle boy, good start.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Come on, babies, get 'em in. Let's feed my guests.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Just the two.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Eight so far.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Six for me. Two for Harry.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35Ah! Loser!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Still early days, boy.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41But two hours later and the boys' initial optimism is beginning to wane.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- Where's all the fishes? That's not very fun, is it?- What?
0:39:45 > 0:39:46Not many mackerel.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53All I want is a few fish. That's not much to ask for. Come on, fishies.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Don't mess me around today, I need some.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Yeah, I am a little disappointed we haven't had many fish
0:40:02 > 0:40:05but at the end of the day, that's fishing for you.
0:40:05 > 0:40:10But 13 mackerel isn't enough to feed the entire wedding party, and as darkness begins to set in,
0:40:10 > 0:40:14Harry's plan to claw back any money is unsuccessful.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18So they head home with their fish tails between their sea legs.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21We caught a few mackerel in the first 10-20 minutes but that was it.
0:40:21 > 0:40:29Nothing happened. They'll be nice to eat but it's not enough.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31We need more.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37It's the day before the wedding.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39And the moment of truth.
0:40:39 > 0:40:44Mel's about to see the wedding dress Harry chose for the very first time.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49- I'm here to try on my wedding dress. - Yes, that he's chosen for you.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Yes.- Are you excited? - Excited and nervous, I think.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- Fingers crossed he knows you that well.- Hopefully.- Are you ready?- Yep.
0:40:58 > 0:41:03Mel wanted a fitted fishtail design to show off her curvy figure.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07Harry settled for a very simple strapless dress with pockets.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10But Mel doesn't seem convinced.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Uh-oh.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Trust me, it's 100 times better when it's on.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18- And on your figure it's going to be amazing.- OK.
0:41:19 > 0:41:25- Oh, my God, I love it!- That's gorgeous.- He's done a good job.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- You look gorgeous.- I like it.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34I wouldn't have chosen this but I like it.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38I like this and I like the flowers. I like here.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43Sam's going to cry!
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I love it.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Well done, Harry.
0:41:46 > 0:41:51- Don't forget the pockets.- Put my hands in the pockets when I'm bored.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53You won't be bored on your wedding day!
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Harry's done a really, really good job.
0:41:55 > 0:42:00Against all the odds, Mel loves her dress.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03But she's still concerned about what tomorrow might bring.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06First of all, yesterday when I had the invite,
0:42:06 > 0:42:09I was thinking it was going to be like a fishing themed wedding.
0:42:09 > 0:42:14But now I've seen that dress I can't imagine I'd be getting married
0:42:14 > 0:42:18on a fishing boat with a nice dress like that. Especially one that drags along the floor.
0:42:18 > 0:42:24So maybe that invite was just to knock me off the scent, I think.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29He's winding me up so I think it's some minging fishing wedding
0:42:29 > 0:42:33when really it'll be nice and elegant and romantic and posh.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Well, not exactly posh.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41Over at Tenby Sailing Club, the marquee is up in the car park,
0:42:41 > 0:42:43and with no money for decorations,
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Harry decides to borrow some fishing equipment.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- That's good.- These stink. - These buoys?- Yeah!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53- It's absolutely disgusting. - Smell that, it's not too bad.- Oh!
0:42:53 > 0:42:58What will Mel, who hates boats and the smell of fish, make of his plans?
0:42:58 > 0:43:01I might have been selfish with the fishing theme
0:43:01 > 0:43:04and doing everything how I want, but at the end of the day, that's me,
0:43:04 > 0:43:07that's what Mel's marrying into.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10And that should be why she's with me cos she likes them things about me.
0:43:13 > 0:43:18Even though the marquee is nowhere near ready, Harry has to go.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Tutz is back in port with a feast of fish.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24Unable to resist, Harry finds himself on his best man's boat
0:43:24 > 0:43:29at 8:00pm on the night before his wedding, gutting mackerel.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Surely he's got better things to do!
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Tuttle, right, the plan, is we're going to Cardiff,
0:43:34 > 0:43:37get a load of hookers and give them a good seeing to.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44All we got to do tomorrow is turn up and enjoy,
0:43:44 > 0:43:47smile and think, "This is cool."
0:43:47 > 0:43:48I'm getting married, man.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53Is that a good plan or what? Am I a good motivational speaker?
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I don't know about that, just get me wasted.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59But before Harry can even think about having a good time,
0:43:59 > 0:44:02there's one last important job to do.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05With dad Ollie drafted in to help,
0:44:05 > 0:44:13they need to turn a dirty old fishing boat into a carriage fit for a princess who doesn't like fish.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Eh, do you want one for tea?
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Or boats!
0:44:28 > 0:44:30It's the day of the wedding.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32- Are you all right?- Good morning!
0:44:32 > 0:44:38At her mum's house, bride Mel is completely unaware what the next few hours involve.
0:44:38 > 0:44:43A wedding in a pub, a trip on a fishing boat and a reception in a harbour car park.
0:44:43 > 0:44:48But it's not long before Mel gets another clue as to what's in store.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49My flowers!
0:44:49 > 0:44:54That's amazing. Look at the shells! And starfish.
0:44:56 > 0:44:57Oh, my god.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01It's time to see the dresses Harry's bought the bridesmaids.
0:45:01 > 0:45:07Ah-ha-ha! I love them. They look amazing.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11- Did Harry choose them? - Yes!- Did he really?
0:45:11 > 0:45:14He's done a good job. They are lush.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16The dresses are a great success,
0:45:16 > 0:45:19but the girls sense there's something fishy going on.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- There's shells.- There's definitely beach, aquatic theme going on but...
0:45:23 > 0:45:25As long as it doesn't smell of fish.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27As long as it's not on that whelk boat.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Whelk boats are the stinkingest you can get!
0:45:31 > 0:45:37After three weeks of hard work, Harry thinks he's done enough.
0:45:37 > 0:45:42I just hope everything's to the standard of Melissa's taste.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44It's time for the boys to head off,
0:45:44 > 0:45:48not forgetting those all-important sweets.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Rings. Got to remember them.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Mel too is ready to go.
0:45:56 > 0:45:57CROWD CHATTERS EXCITEDLY
0:45:59 > 0:46:01- Pockets.- That is lush!
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Can I try it on when it's all over?
0:46:06 > 0:46:09To Melissa and Harry! Yay!
0:46:10 > 0:46:12We got to go!
0:46:12 > 0:46:16An early start means breakfast on the run for the groom.
0:46:16 > 0:46:21With 30 minutes to go, Mel's first mode of transport, a borrowed camper van, arrives.
0:46:26 > 0:46:27Cool camper van!
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- I love the camper van.- Beautiful.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Very nice. Good effort, everyone.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42As the girls set off to the ceremony at the Longhouse, the guests begin to arrive.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Well, I don't think much of this place, but it's over my head now.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52There's nothing I can do about it is there? It's OK, it's by the beach.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55It's very Harry, isn't it?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57The most things I'm dreading is the rings and the boat ride.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Apart from that I think I've done everything pretty good.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02Is she going to get sea sick?
0:47:02 > 0:47:04I'm a little worried about how she is on boats
0:47:04 > 0:47:08cos when we went on a boat in Bali she was poo-ing it all the way. She was scared.
0:47:08 > 0:47:12But before he finds out if she'll climb aboard his boat,
0:47:12 > 0:47:16there's a small matter of a pub wedding to get through.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Where are we going?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# Surprise, surprise! #
0:47:20 > 0:47:24And Mel quickly realises she won't be getting married
0:47:24 > 0:47:27in the pretty village church she had her heart set on.
0:47:27 > 0:47:33It's The Longhouse. It's The Longhouse. It's The Longhouse.
0:47:38 > 0:47:39Is there silence?
0:47:39 > 0:47:44No-one wants to say what they really think about Harry's choice of venue.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51But if Mel's disappointed, she's certainly not showing it.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Ta-dah!
0:47:53 > 0:47:54Hello. How are you?
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Nice wellies.
0:48:11 > 0:48:12All right, Tuttle?
0:48:12 > 0:48:15I call upon these persons here present...
0:48:15 > 0:48:17I call upon these persons here present...
0:48:17 > 0:48:19To witness that I, Melissa Jane Coleman...
0:48:19 > 0:48:22To witness that I, Melissa Jane Coleman...
0:48:22 > 0:48:26To take thee, Matthew Harry Cromwell...
0:48:26 > 0:48:28To take thee, Matthew Harry Cromwell...
0:48:28 > 0:48:32- To be my lawful wedded husband. - To be my lawful wedded husband.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35And now we come to the exchange of rings.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37- Uh-oh!- In a Haribo bag?
0:48:39 > 0:48:43With no money for precious metals, Harry hopes to win his sweetheart over
0:48:43 > 0:48:45with an orange-flavoured sticky jelly ring.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49I give you this ring...
0:48:49 > 0:48:50I give you this ring...
0:48:50 > 0:48:54- With love and affection. - With love and affection.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57And it is now my great pleasure and privilege
0:48:57 > 0:49:00to pronounce that you are husband and wife together.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:08 > 0:49:11It's time for the next stage of Harry's plan,
0:49:11 > 0:49:15a one-hour boat trip to the reception in Tenby Harbour.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Sit down and put these on.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19To keep the boat trip a, mmmm, "lovely" surprise,
0:49:19 > 0:49:23Harry asks Mel to put her wellies on for a photo shoot.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25- We're going to the beach for photos?- Yeah.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28Mel, who's feeling peckish, doesn't suspect a thing.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31- Shall we eat these rings? - Yeah, all right. Yum!
0:49:31 > 0:49:35Now this is a marriage for ever now to be able to eat the ring.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38And it's all going inside us so it doesn't matter.
0:49:38 > 0:49:42Once on the beach, Harry drops his bombshell.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44- We've got a little surprise for you, Mels.- What is it?
0:49:47 > 0:49:51We're going to get on a little rib and then out to the fishing boat.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54If Harry can't convince Mel to get on the boat,
0:49:54 > 0:49:57his plan to sail her to the harbour reception will be dashed.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00- And then that's going to take us... - I fucking hate dinghies.
0:50:00 > 0:50:05- I'm not going on a dinghy.- You have to.- Oh, my god, I hate boats.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08I'm really nervous of boats like those little dinghies.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12I don't like that. There's no seats. What are you meant to sit on?
0:50:12 > 0:50:17Oh, my God. I'm not going to smell like a fishmonger, am I?
0:50:17 > 0:50:22With Mel wavering, Harry decides it's time for a strong pair of arms.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29Harry's got his catch safely on board...
0:50:31 > 0:50:33..but he's not off the hook yet.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36He's still got to get Mel on to a 30-foot fishing boat.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Oh, my God, I hate boats.
0:50:42 > 0:50:46But once she's back on her feet, the Orca doesn't seem so scary,
0:50:46 > 0:50:50especially after last night's marathon clean-up.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53Harry's bridal fishing boat is the pride of the fleet.
0:50:53 > 0:50:58(LAUGHS) This is actually cool. I like it.
0:50:58 > 0:51:04Having conquered her fears, Mel is finally embracing Harry's world.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07I love the boat now. I don't know what I was frightened of.
0:51:07 > 0:51:11It's a romantic idea. And hopefully I'm not going to be seasick.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15And after three weeks without any physical contact,
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Harry and Mel can't keep their hands off each other.
0:51:23 > 0:51:24Woo-hoo!
0:51:28 > 0:51:31I love everything that you've done.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33When I saw the Haribo rings,
0:51:33 > 0:51:37that's Harry all over, that's how he thinks.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40Original and spur of the moment.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43In Tenby Harbour, all the guests are on the beach,
0:51:43 > 0:51:46waiting for the bride and groom to arrive.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48I'm just dying to see her coming in now.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51I guess they're coming in on a boat.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54I don't even know that bit but I guessed that's what's happening.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56I just can't wait to get hold of them and give them a hug.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58I just haven't had a chance.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01After an hour at sea, The Orca sails into Tenby.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04I can see a marquee!
0:52:04 > 0:52:06"Welcome Mrs Cromwell!"
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- SHE LAUGHS - Mel's spotted the reception venue in the harbour car park,
0:52:10 > 0:52:15but before the party can begin, Harry's got a very special surprise in store.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Harry and Mel both wanted a church wedding.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23But with only three weeks' notice, the vicar couldn't accommodate their wish.
0:52:25 > 0:52:29However, he was more than happy to perform a blessing in the fishermen's church.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Are we going to a church?
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Oh, no!
0:52:41 > 0:52:45Friends, welcome to St Julian's Church here in Tenby Harbour.
0:52:45 > 0:52:51This church was built for the Tenby fishermen. Here they used to bring their catch for God's blessing.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54And Harry today has brought his catch for God's blessing.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Harry, you have taken Melissa as your wife.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Will you continue to love her, honour her,
0:53:01 > 0:53:05and care for her as long as you shall both shall live?
0:53:05 > 0:53:06I will.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09Go forth into the world in peace,
0:53:09 > 0:53:12and the blessing of God Almighty,
0:53:12 > 0:53:16the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, be upon you
0:53:16 > 0:53:19and remain with you always.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24That was really, really, really cool and amazing.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26And I didn't expect it at all.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29- You've done an amazing job.- When they went in the church, that made it.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31That's when I started to cry.
0:53:31 > 0:53:35I think it hit me that he's actually married now, you know?
0:53:35 > 0:53:37He's done a proper job!
0:53:37 > 0:53:41Married and now blessed, Mel is beaming.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45- But what will she make of Harry fishing-themed marquee makeover? - Do you like it?
0:53:45 > 0:53:48Fish! I guessed it would be fishing.
0:53:48 > 0:53:52- Did you do all this?- Yeah. Like what we've done with the fishing nets and wellies?- Yeah.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55- And the fish on the walls? - Yeah, it looks really, really good.
0:53:55 > 0:53:58- And a lolly for you as a present. - Woo hoo! Yippee!
0:53:58 > 0:54:02And all the decorations on the table, the flowers and the sand...
0:54:02 > 0:54:03It looks wicked.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06It's amazing! I love those fishing boats.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08- They're cool, aren't they? - Look at all those cakes.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10It's me and you on the boat.
0:54:12 > 0:54:13It's cool, innit?
0:54:13 > 0:54:16I like those big boobs that I've got on that thing!
0:54:16 > 0:54:19It's much better than I'd have done.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22I wouldn't know where to start. You've done it better than me.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24You've done a good job!
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I love it.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Harry has nailed it. Fair play.
0:54:42 > 0:54:47He's done an absolute much better job than I ever thought he'd do.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51It's absolutely wonderful because they do absolutely love each other.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54And I know this is going to last forever.
0:54:56 > 0:54:57I'm really impressed.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00The dress is beautiful. He's done really well.
0:55:00 > 0:55:05I don't think she could've done it any better. I think he's done amazing.
0:55:05 > 0:55:10Really, really good. And I loved the yellow wellies.
0:55:10 > 0:55:11I haven't got much to say.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15I'd just like to say that Harry and Mel, you're both really lucky
0:55:15 > 0:55:19and as long as the boys and all of our girlfriends can end up
0:55:19 > 0:55:22- as happy as you are, we've all done well.- Aw! Thanks, Tuttle.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25And that is it!
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Everyone get your drinks and let's get wankered cos I've had enough of this!
0:55:33 > 0:55:34Happy days.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I am surprised. I thought it was going to be a balls-up.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39But no, it's all right. It's been good.
0:55:39 > 0:55:44I'd like to thank Mel's family just for making such a sexy, hot Mel.
0:55:47 > 0:55:51And three weeks of no sex, that's the hardest thing out of everything!
0:55:54 > 0:55:56It's been a long three weeks,
0:55:56 > 0:55:59but it looks like Harry's boat has definitely come in!
0:55:59 > 0:56:02ALL: Harry and Mel.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06Harry looks SO tired. He looks like he needs looking after.
0:56:06 > 0:56:07A kiss might help.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12What about a kiss on my willy?
0:56:12 > 0:56:15That's what he needs to wake him up a bit! There's public loos over there.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20Next time, will party boy Luke really abandon his hedonistic days?
0:56:20 > 0:56:23My wife is London. My mistress is Ibiza.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26Will he follow his heart and have his wedding in Ibiza?
0:56:26 > 0:56:30- Is it really what she'd want? - Or will he give his bride the wedding she wants?
0:56:30 > 0:56:33Registry office - that'd be game over.
0:56:33 > 0:56:38- Will he be able to pull off his elaborate plan?- Turn back into the person you are and I'll speak to you.
0:56:38 > 0:56:43- Or has he thrown himself in too deep?- He's bitten off more than he can chew.- It's a nightmare.
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