0:00:02 > 0:00:05Five years of Don't Tell The Bride.
0:00:05 > 0:00:0648 brave brides.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08SHE SOBS
0:00:08 > 0:00:1048 game-on grooms.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Dozens of dress disasters.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Don't panic.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16And one near miss.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Please, just get on the plane.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21I'm not coming. Game over.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Now we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30as 12 more blushing brides leave
0:00:30 > 0:00:32the biggest day of their lives...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Oh, my God.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..in the hands of the men they love.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38The grooms get three weeks...
0:00:38 > 0:00:39No way!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- ..and £12,000.- 12 Gs, man.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Oh, God! - Are you ready?- Born ready, mate.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49And the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50I just don't want to do this anymore.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52So saddle up for tears...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54He's got to get the right one.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- ..tantrums...- Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00..and total meltdowns.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I can't even pull off the wedding. I can't do anything.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Tonight, ex-footballer Steve wants to give his wannabe WAG bride...
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Shut up!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Shut up! Proper, proper. Shut up.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14..the ride of her life.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17As soon as we say "I do", then it does the countdown
0:01:17 > 0:01:18and then, boom!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21What happens when this controlling bride...
0:01:21 > 0:01:25If he's not spending at least a thousand on my dress, I want to know why.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26..loses all control?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Why has he done this to me?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- And will his romantic idea... - Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34..derail the entire wedding?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- I'm a bit annoyed I've upset my wife on our wedding day. - Will this ex-footballer...
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Whatever I pick will be wrong.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41..give this wannabe WAG...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Vajazzle? Yes! What a ledge!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47..the wedding of her nightmares?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50SHE SOBS I just want to go home.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56This programme contains strong language.
0:02:03 > 0:02:0626-year-old Steve Dark
0:02:06 > 0:02:10spent his life dreaming of playing football for his country,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12and seven years ago, as captain of the Surrey squad,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14his goal was in sight.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18I reckon I could really easily have turned professional.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I personally thought I was really good.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I was happiest on the football pitch
0:02:22 > 0:02:26and that's all I wanted to do, since a young age.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29But a month before national trials,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31a back injury changed things forever.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33That just completely crushed me.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That was my whole hopes and dreams just gone.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I kind of lost my way a bit.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41But he was awakened from the nightmare of losing his football career,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44when he met 23-year-old wannabe WAG Kayleigh,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46in a local nightclub.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47I was having a little drink and a dance
0:02:47 > 0:02:51and I saw Steve and he was in a suit and he looked amazing.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54And Steve knew instantly that Kayleigh was Premier League.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I went over the her and asked her to teach me
0:02:57 > 0:02:59how to dance the Macarena song.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- So I made the first move. - You didn't.- But she thinks she made the first move.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Steve couldn't keep his eyes off Kayleigh's Macarenas,
0:03:06 > 0:03:10and she saw through to the deeper, sensitive side of Steve.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12He's REALLY fit.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14THEY LAUGH
0:03:14 > 0:03:16So where would a fit footballer
0:03:16 > 0:03:20without a fit wage take a glamorous girl for a date?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24We went for a date at Thorpe Park.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Things didn't get off to a good start,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29when Steve's favourite ride broke down for two hours.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32We were going on this ride. What was it - Stealth?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Oh, God.- Wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Then the ride broke down.- It did.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- And Kayleigh's not very good on rides anyway.- No.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43We couldn't go anywhere. We had to stand there and talk,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47but I'm not a very big talker, but I had to talk,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49and we really got to know each other, I think,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52and just everything about her I just fell for.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56As Steve was falling for Kayleigh, she was freaking out.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58"I really don't want to go on it."
0:03:58 > 0:04:00As we were getting closer, I really freaked out.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02"I really don't want to go on this ride."
0:04:02 > 0:04:06We got in the seat and I was like, "I can't do it.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08"I'm really sorry - I need to get off the ride."
0:04:08 > 0:04:13So Kayleigh didn't like the ride, but she fell for the man.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Six months later, the couple moved into a small two-bedroom flat
0:04:16 > 0:04:20in Addlestone, Surrey, where they live with their two boys, Gray and Dexter.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22When I watch him with the boys
0:04:22 > 0:04:25he's just... I just fall in love with him all over again.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27He's just amazing.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29He might be a Championship Dad,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31but his marriage proposal was bottom of the league.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36He was three years into overtime when he finally popped the question.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39If I do it when she expects it then it's not going to be a surprise.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- So Steve...- I wanted it to be a surprise. I'm quite a surprisey guy.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You're a surprisey guy?! - Surprisey guy.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49But our soccer stud's attempt at a surprise romance
0:04:49 > 0:04:53was, frankly, a bit of a balls-up.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I was disappointed, because I thought it would be somewhere special,
0:04:56 > 0:05:00and somewhere really romantic, and somewhere that meant something,
0:05:00 > 0:05:04and our couch isn't one of them, really.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I'm sorry!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Leaving Steve in charge of anything
0:05:08 > 0:05:12is a big step for control-freak Kayleigh.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Whenever I ask to dress the kids, I always pick out their clothes
0:05:15 > 0:05:19and get them dressed and as soon as Kayleigh sees them, "They're not wearing that."
0:05:19 > 0:05:21And she gets them changed.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I do things and I like the way that I do things
0:05:24 > 0:05:27and I do things productively and proactively and it gets done.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30If Steve was to wear the trousers, the house would be burnt down
0:05:30 > 0:05:32within about 30 minutes.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Maybe not that extreme.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36All right then, an hour.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Running a tight ship at home and watching over Steve's every move means
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Kayleigh doesn't live the jetset lifestyle.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- But she doesn't have to compromise her standards.- Uh-oh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- It's not on the carpet, is it?- It is.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Do it now, babe.- I'll do it after. - Do it now.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54She wants everything done perfectly and straightaway.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57She's got very high standards,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00very high expectations.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Because I'm so lazy, it's just...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's just too much work to try to do it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Unfortunately for Kayleigh, she also has to control the family finances,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- as Steve is a reckless spender. - I don't let him go to Tesco's,
0:06:12 > 0:06:16because he comes back with really stupid, unnecessary things
0:06:16 > 0:06:18that we just don't need.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And never actually comes back with what I asked him to get!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah, that's true.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26With mounting debts and his football career on the sideline,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Steve took up a job in IT to pay the bills.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The price you pay for having a beautiful woman.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35While Steve can't afford to give Kayleigh the life
0:06:35 > 0:06:40of a footballer's wife, it doesn't mean he can't give her a WAG wedding to remember.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It's very important to Kayleigh to have a massive wedding.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47If we weren't doing it this way, there's no way
0:06:47 > 0:06:48we'd be able to afford to do it
0:06:48 > 0:06:51as big as Kayleigh would want it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And, boy, it's got to be big,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57as Kayleigh's got a list of demands as long as Victoria Beckham's arm.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I love designer labels - what girl doesn't?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03I like my hair extensions, my tan, my nails, my lashes.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Lots of make-up, nice pretty outfits, got to have a new dress, shoes, bags.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11This girl has high standards and controls everything,
0:07:11 > 0:07:15and she's under no illusion how big she wants her wedding.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You said you fancied feeling like royalty for the day.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19That would be it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I've got something to prove to Kayleigh and everyone,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25that I can actually bring out the romantic side of me,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27to show her just how much I care.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31But is a romantic wedding going to be big and bling enough?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34And how will Kayleigh cope giving up control
0:07:34 > 0:07:36for the first time in her life?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37I do trust him.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41I really, really do trust him.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- A bit.- Uh-oh.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's time for the couple to say goodbye,
0:07:46 > 0:07:50so Steve can make arrangements for the big WAG wedding.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53As it's their first time apart in four years,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- it could get emotional. - Don't bugger it up!- Or maybe not.
0:07:56 > 0:08:02Before you make a decision, just think, "Would she really hate this?"
0:08:02 > 0:08:05And if the answer's yes, don't do it!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Bye-bye.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Why are you going? - I'm going, mate.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Why?- Because I have to go and make Mummy really happy.- How?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18I'm going to give her the best wedding, that she deserves.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- That's it now. - I can't believe you're really going.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I love you.- I love you so much. - Don't forget it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Don't mess it up.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- OK, I'll try.- What, to mess it up? - No!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36For the first time in their relationship,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Steve will be making all the decisions.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Kayleigh will have to keep her fingers crossed,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44as the next time they see each other will be at the altar.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Steve is off to meet best man and best mate Nick,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51who he will be staying with for the next three weeks.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Are you parking there? Park there.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Squaddie Nick is fresh back from serving in Afghanistan,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01and straight into the front line of planning a wedding.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Come back from Afghan, you've obviously been out in a war zone
0:09:04 > 0:09:08for six months and coming back is weird.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It took me a while to feel safe and to realise
0:09:11 > 0:09:13you're home safe now, sort of thing.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Until Operation WAG Wedding's complete, Private Nick,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19you're not quite in the clear.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Nick is incredibly unpredictable. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25They're going to be terrible, terrible boys
0:09:25 > 0:09:27and just drink and drink and drink.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31And I just really hope one of them wakes up one morning and goes,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34"Oh, we really should do some wedding planning today."
0:09:34 > 0:09:37So not going to happen, but I really hope it does.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Used to operating in demanding circumstances,
0:09:41 > 0:09:44serving with Steve should be a breeze for soldier Nick.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47He's a lovely guy and that. He's a bit, um...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48useless. He is absolutely useless.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Kayleigh basically runs his life.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54We've got to start planning and that, haven't we?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57We've got three weeks to do a whole wedding,
0:09:57 > 0:09:59and we're useless.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00HE LAUGHS
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- She's going to love it. She's going to love it.- I hope so.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's the first day of wedding planning
0:10:10 > 0:10:13and the boys are off to find the perfect venue
0:10:13 > 0:10:15to satisfy a wannabe WAG bride.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19It's got to be classy. It's got to be flash.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And it's got to be posh.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Isn't that right, Steve?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24For a wedding thing,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I think a stately home is just a bit too boring, too normal.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Don't you think, Nick?- Well... Yeah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Actually, a stately home is exactly
0:10:33 > 0:10:36what this bride wants for her wedding.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Shut up!- Oh, my God!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Kayleigh and bridesmaid Abi are visiting Botleys Mansion,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45an 18th-century manor house.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, my God!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's big, it's impressive, and it's very posh.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54In fact, it's very Posh and Becks.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh, wow! Look, the chandelier in the background.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Standing there, me and Steve, and both the boys.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Oooohhh! I can see that in a frame! - I know, I know.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08So what exactly does Steve think is better than a stately home?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11That's it - it's all about fun.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Seriously?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Just as soon as you're here, it puts a massive smile on your face.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24The heart of Steve's romantic plan is to marry Kayleigh
0:11:24 > 0:11:28on the very rollercoaster they spent their first date. Ahh.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Or maybe it's...
0:11:30 > 0:11:31SCREAMING
0:11:35 > 0:11:37As soon as we say "I do,"
0:11:37 > 0:11:39or Kayleigh might say, "No."
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I've done it now, yeah.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44But as soon as we say "I do," then it does the countdown
0:11:44 > 0:11:46and then, boom!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48"Steve!"
0:11:48 > 0:11:49NICK LAUGHS
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- It's the first place where I knew she was the one for me. - Does she know that as well, though?
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I don't think she knew that that's when I fell for her.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02She's going to now, isn't she?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06There's just a teeny, tiny, 210m problem.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- She doesn't really like rides. - Does she like heights?- No.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Basically, all her worst fears into one, Steve, on her wedding day.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Our first wedding photo will be us at the start of the thing, going like that.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Different. No-one else will have a wedding photo like that.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Let's get on it now.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26If I throw up I'm going to kill you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29KAYLEIGH SINGS "Here Comes The Bride"
0:12:29 > 0:12:31That is amazing.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34With a roll call including the Beckhams,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Clancys, Coles and Rooneys,
0:12:36 > 0:12:40the classical country mansion is THE WAG dream venue.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Oh, look at the ceiling. - The ceiling's amazing.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Real elegance, real charm, real beauty. It's gorgeous.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48To our wedding!
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I want people to remember the day, and for it to be talked about.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57When people plan their wedding, to think, "Kayleigh had this..."
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- You want everyone to walk in to your wedding and be like... - SHE GASPS
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I think we can guarantee that.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05STEVE AND NICK SCREAM
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Woo!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Whoah!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20With a white wedding dress going round, she's going to...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I can't wait now.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You've got to get married here.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27This is going to be the best wedding ever.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31And they will have the photo to prove it.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34With Steve's heart set on a rollercoaster ceremony,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37it just leaves him to find the reception venue.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41With a vast conference centre slap bang in the middle of Thorpe Park,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44what would be easier - I mean, a BETTER choice for a WAG wedding ?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47So this is the reception area...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50But can the park accommodate Steve's romantic vision?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I'm hoping to get married on the Stealth ride.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Right, unfortunately, we don't have a marriage licence...
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- No!- ..for the park.- So Steve's plans to get married on the roller-coaster
0:14:03 > 0:14:06have been derailed, but there might be a solution.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10You will be able to be married off-site and then come into the park
0:14:10 > 0:14:12to have your reception.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Having the reception in the park
0:14:14 > 0:14:18has a special "attraction" for Steve. Actually, several of them.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Did you say that in the prices we have admission to the park?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Yes, from noon.- So anyone can go in the park and go on anything?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- That's correct, yeah. - That's still quite good.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Yeah. Because this place is quite plain and white,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36is it possible to dress it up a bit?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Yeah. What sort of things did you have in mind?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41My theme, really, is more...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Steve, you have thought this through, haven't you?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It's not anything particular. It's just...fun.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Fun?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Something tells me the bride might not be laughing.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- You know your Thorpe Park characters?- Yes.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Would they be able to come?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Back in WAG paradise,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04and the girls have discovered the grand west wing.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Shut up!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Shut up!- Oh, my God!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Shut up!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Shut up!
0:15:12 > 0:15:18Dripping in bling, this crystal conservatory is proper perfect.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Proper, proper. Shut up.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24And there's plenty of space for the Gucci handbags.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Oh, my God! Look at the dancefloor! - Ah!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Ooohhhh!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41There's no doubt the girls are in WAG wedding heaven. Ahh.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Oh, wow. Wow.- I know.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Would you like a buffet?- Oh, no! - Or sit down? No buffet?- No buffet.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I'm not queuing up for food in my wedding dress! You're having a laugh.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Three-course meal, really nice starter.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Beautiful, sumptuous...- When they come out and they're like...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00this big and they've just got a little bit of juice
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- and a crispy thing sticking up. - What's that word?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05A la carte? No, not a la carte.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07SHE LAUGHS
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- I don't know!- What's it called? Oh!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Like, um...- Cuisine something. Oh, cuisine.- Yeah.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Did you think, when you were a little girl,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17dreaming of your wedding venue...?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Yeah, this is pretty much it. - This is it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22No, THIS is it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Steve isn't used to making big decisions, so he makes a really big, expensive one,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30and spends a whopping five and a half grand on the reception,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33otherwise known as a day at the fun fair.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Not a bad price, really. I thought it'd be more.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38She'd love it. She'd love it. It'll be more fun.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42So as soon as people come in, it's just like...wow.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Massive smiles on their faces. - It's done.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- It'll be unique.- And to make the whole day even more unique,
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Steve has arranged for Kayleigh
0:16:50 > 0:16:53to have a solo ride on the Stealth rollercoaster
0:16:53 > 0:16:56before she gets married. One last single fling, maybe?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I think this is the right decision.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59- Yeah.- Yeah, definitely.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02With Thorpe Park booked for the reception,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05it's now time to find a venue for the ceremony.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08With Nick back at the barracks, Steve and mate Chris
0:17:08 > 0:17:11have found a local hotel that might just fit the bill.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Hello. I'm Steve, the groom.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18The traditional decor of the Oakland Park Hotel may not be
0:17:18 > 0:17:21brimming with bling, but it's a stone's throw from the park,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23and it's available.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yeah, I do like it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27However, it comes at a price.
0:17:27 > 0:17:32At £1,200 for an hour, is his spending spinning out of control?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Yeah, I do normally go for the most expensive.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37I don't like going cheap.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40It's probably the reason why I'm in so much debt at the moment.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Is he finally seeing sense?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Ah, sod it - it's my wedding. I'll do it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47No, of course not.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52So, two days in and cash-happy Steve has blown seven grand
0:17:52 > 0:17:57on a day his controlling bride will have absolutely no control over.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01It will start with her in her wedding dress
0:18:01 > 0:18:05on an 80mph rollercoaster that she hates,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08before being shuttled to a local hotel to get married,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11only to return to Thorpe Park for a reception
0:18:11 > 0:18:15in a titanic business conference centre.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, and an afternoon of free rides.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Sentimental Steve has given romance a whole new meaning.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Now he has his venue,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Steve is off to a prop house in London to find a theme.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Hiya, all right?- Hi, I'm Becky.- I'm Steve.- What have you got in mind?
0:18:33 > 0:18:39- So far...it's like a theme parky theme.- Yep.- At Thorpe Park.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43She likes the whole, like, princessy theme and...
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- big and bling, and... Yep.- Quite WAG-y, she is.- Yeah, quite WAG-y.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52She's very glamorous, more than anything, I'd say.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55So, obviously, it's a couple of turrets...
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Either side of an entrance, or if you've got a stage area...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02..a slightly fluorescent pony...
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Kneel.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- ..and a crown, which seems to have gone to his head.- Bow.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- What?- Bow.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10It might be a random collection
0:19:10 > 0:19:13but at least Steve has a theme. Sort of.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Well, the theme now is...
0:19:17 > 0:19:20glamorous WAG. Princessy.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22She'll like it. Definitely.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25You have to admire his confidence.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29With the venues sorted,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Steve decides he deserves an afternoon of fishing,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36but it's not long till his dad starts "angling" for information.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38How's it going, Steve?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- What, the wedding planning? - Of course.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44All right, so far.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Should be good.- Should be good. - Should be very good.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- But it's us, so it won't. - Something's bound to go wrong, isn't it?
0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Probably a minor thing, but...you know.- But it won't be to Kayleigh.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's her wedding day. Anything minor will be massive.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02But Kayleigh's not the only woman he needs to fear.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04- Hiya!- Hello, Mama.
0:20:04 > 0:20:10# The female of the species is more deadly than the male... #
0:20:10 > 0:20:11I am yet to meet the perfect man,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14but for Kayleigh, he will do for Kayleigh.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20I will turn into the mother-in-law from hell if he messes up,
0:20:20 > 0:20:25and if you think Kayleigh's going to be Bridezilla, I could be worse.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26You've still got flowers.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29What's the difference between wedding flowers and normal ones?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You're asking me? - You've had a wedding!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- What else is there?- Wedding dress. - Oh, wedding dress. Oh, God, yes.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- I cannot believe I have no say in your dress.- You can't?
0:20:42 > 0:20:43I can't believe I don't!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I'm going to get it the day before and just have to hope for the best.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48It's a killer.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's the beginning of week two,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55and Kayleigh is taking her mum and bridesmaids
0:20:55 > 0:20:57to see her dream wedding dress.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Hiya!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Kayleigh is in a WAG wonderland,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03and she knows exactly what she's looking for.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Has to have sweetheart neck. - So no straps at all?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08No, no, no straps, and not straight across either,
0:21:08 > 0:21:10because it's not very flattering.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Just like this?- Sweetheart neck, yes.- Over the boobs?- Over the boobs.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Tight, tight, tight, and then ruffles.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17- OK. I'm on a mission.- Go.- I'm going.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21And it doesn't take long for magpie Kayleigh to spot the bling.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, shut up!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26She's like a kid in a sweet shop.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Oh, my God.- Just have them!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31But it's Steve who must pick the dress that will make Kayleigh
0:21:31 > 0:21:34feel like a true WAG at her wedding.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39Posh had a 20-foot train, and Abbey Clancy spent ten grand on hers.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42But Steve isn't a footballer, he's an IT analyst,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45and he's blown most of the budget on a theme park.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's very critical I get this right.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50It's going to be the first thing she sees at the wedding.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Don't worry.- So it has to be good.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Steve knows that for a wannabe WAG, looking good is everything.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59He's been super-confident with his decisions until now,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02but dress shopping is a whole different ball game.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Paralysed with the fear of getting it wrong,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Steve cannot make a decision.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12It's hard because I don't really know what Kayleigh wants.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14THEY GASP
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Wow!- Oh, mate!
0:22:17 > 0:22:23- Oh, wow, that is gorgeous. - Stunning!- I'm so scared.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25What the hell is he going to pick?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I don't know.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Struggling to decide, the boys persuade
0:22:29 > 0:22:32the shop staff to try on dresses until they see something they like.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34We've got the bride-off.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Left one?- No.- Right one?- No.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Next! Go, go, go!
0:22:41 > 0:22:42- Left.- No.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Nah.- Next.- Next.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- So we'll keep this one in and will take this one out.- Yeah.- Traumatic.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52But whilst Steve's in wedding dress hell...
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- Oh, my gosh!- ..Kayleigh is in wedding dress heaven.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59With its sweetheart neckline, tight-fitting dropped waist
0:22:59 > 0:23:03and bags of bling, she's found her perfect dress.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Perfect.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- What one do you prefer?- Shit!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12I'm officially shitting myself cos it's not going to look like this
0:23:12 > 0:23:14and this is the dress.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16With no idea of what they're looking for,
0:23:16 > 0:23:21the boys have narrowed it down to three completely different dresses.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25While Steve descends into confusion, Nick takes command.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK, could you put that one on and then you put that one on?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Or maybe actually just make... Sorry!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Could you wear the second one, you wear that one and you wear that one?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You be quiet, OK?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Which dress can you imagine her when you turn round to be in?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Which one do you think she would pick?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I know whatever I pick is going to be wrong.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You're supposed to marry the perfect man to spend your lives together.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04So if you're not comfortable and you're not happy in what you're wearing,
0:24:04 > 0:24:05it's just going to show.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08It's too much for Mum to bear.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I'm just a bit worried that Kayleigh's expectations
0:24:11 > 0:24:14of the perfect day are doable,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17and I hope that she hasn't blown it out of all proportion
0:24:17 > 0:24:18and whatever Steven does
0:24:18 > 0:24:20isn't going to be the right thing on the day.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22She looks so happy,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25and I just really hope Steven doesn't let her down.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Oh, shit!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the one.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37You've won.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Exhausted from the pressure, Steve plays it safe.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45It's a simple A-line dress with plain design and no bling.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50It's in stark contrast to Kayleigh's extravagant meringue mountain
0:24:50 > 0:24:51dripping in crystals.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Oh, mate, I'm not being funny, if he is not spending
0:24:56 > 0:25:00between at least £1,000 and £2,000 on my dress, I want to know why.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- So what is the damage?- She's 650.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Sold.- Sold. Job done.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Suffering wedding fatigue,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Steve takes a break to catch up with his sons.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- I miss you.- Missed you too.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It's a chance for him to spend quality time with his boys.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Dup!- Daddy!
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Being with Dexter and Gray has been a painful reminder
0:25:26 > 0:25:28of just how much he misses his family.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yeah, I've missed them immensely. Every day.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Missed them waking me up in the night, really.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Sometimes I wake up thinking I'm at home,
0:25:37 > 0:25:40and expecting one of them to jump on me.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43But then they never come. I just feel proud, really.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47To have two stunning boys like this, just like mini-mes, really.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Just want to have fun all the time.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Just getting married is... It will probably cement us a bit more.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I think Kayleigh feels a bit like an outsider,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01she doesn't have the same name as us three.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Oh, they're going to love Thorpe Park. Absolutely love Thorpe Park.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17It's the end of the second week, and time for the hen and stag parties.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20The girls are warming up for a night out,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23but with £9,000 of the budget spent,
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Steve cuts costs by sending over shady-looking Nick.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Steve has given me the task of going round to strip for Kayleigh
0:26:30 > 0:26:33and pass on her note about her hen do.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36And as you can see, I'm so thrilled about the whole thing.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42- Delivery for Kayleigh Doyle! - It's Nick!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Guess who's stripping for you tonight?- No, you're not.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Oh, yeah?- Steve wouldn't allow you to strip.- Cue the music.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50No, Nick, you're not stripping for me!
0:26:50 > 0:26:54You're my husband-to-be's best man, don't be such a sicko!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56# Young man
0:26:56 > 0:26:58# There's no need to feel down
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# I said young man
0:27:00 > 0:27:02# Pick yourself off the ground
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# I said young man
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# Cos you're in a new town
0:27:06 > 0:27:10# There's no need to be unhappy
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# YMCA
0:27:12 > 0:27:17# It's fun to stay at the YMCA
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# Young man... #
0:27:19 > 0:27:21You're shaking, put some clothes on.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- I know, cos I'm still hungover from yesterday.- Oh, you twit!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Put some clothes on? I've just taken them off!- I know!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Oh, my God. Sometimes you're so selfish.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30My work here is done.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Steve owes you for this, big-time. - Oh, darling, thank you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Anyone else need a stripper, just give us a call, yeah?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- Fair play to him for stripping, though.- I know, love him.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42He was sat on my lap, he was proper shaking.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44And the surprises keep on coming.
0:27:44 > 0:27:49- I've been sent by Steve to do you a vajazzle.- Vajazzle, yes!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51What a ledge!
0:27:51 > 0:27:55I've got to take all this shit off now! Fucking hell!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Cos you're filthy... #
0:27:57 > 0:28:01We can have I'm Yours, I Love You, Eat Me, Enter...
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- OK, can I have I Heart You, please?- Yeah.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Cos you're filthy
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... #
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- There we go, done. - Is that it? Perfect.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Let's have a look!
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Let me see!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... #
0:28:17 > 0:28:19CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:28:19 > 0:28:21That looks great!
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Meanwhile, Steve's out on his own hen do.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Despite cutting back on the hen,
0:28:27 > 0:28:32he's decided to spend £250 on his champagne limo ride.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36It's not cheap, but there's no point flapping!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Oh, yeah, baby.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Grrr!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Back in Surrey, Steve's organised Kayleigh's hen do
0:28:43 > 0:28:45in a local club where they first met.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49Steve is sending us to a nightclub that I can go to any day
0:28:49 > 0:28:50or night of the week,
0:28:50 > 0:28:53and probably get free entry, cos I used to work there.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55And I'm not blagging it like I'm all that,
0:28:55 > 0:28:58but he's basically paid for us to go somewhere where he didn't have to,
0:28:58 > 0:28:59which is a little bit silly.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02She's so not bovvered by Steve's romantic gesture.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06THEY SCREAM DRUNKENLY
0:29:06 > 0:29:10He's even organised for his princess to have the VIP treatment.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11But despite his efforts,
0:29:11 > 0:29:15this particular chicken is still getting a roasting.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18But can I just say, let's not forget, this wasn't Steve.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20This was because I used to work here.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22- ALL:- Aaah!
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Oh, don't "aaah" him!
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Talk about henpecked.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30The boys have arrived in London,
0:29:30 > 0:29:35and our big spender is getting his feathers ruffled.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38# Hey, big spender
0:29:38 > 0:29:45# Spend a little time with me. #
0:29:47 > 0:29:49The last couple of weeks have been really hard
0:29:49 > 0:29:52and really stressful, and it's just good to go out
0:29:52 > 0:29:55and just completely forget about the whole wedding thing,
0:29:55 > 0:29:57organising it and everything, and just have fun, really.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Just have so much fun.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Oh, fucking hell. I've got a beer.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06# Yeah, yeah
0:30:06 > 0:30:07# Oh, yeah. #
0:30:07 > 0:30:08Aaah!
0:30:13 > 0:30:18It's early the next day, and big chicken Steve is totally plucked.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21I'm a little bit hungover today.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24But no time for feeling fowl.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26There's a mother-in-law at the door.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Being left in the dark is hard for the bride,
0:30:29 > 0:30:32but it's proving even harder for her mum.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33How was it last night?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- It was pretty good last night. - Good.- Definitely.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Won't be happening again for a while.- I know.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Now to the nitty-gritty.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42I need you to keep me up to speed.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45How far are you into the preparations?
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Pretty much all of it is done.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53You are aware that he's terrified of me, aren't you?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I am a bit scared of you.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Just cos you can turn sometimes.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02You're just like Kayleigh, really.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03You are aware of the consequences
0:31:03 > 0:31:05if you let Kayleigh down, aren't you?
0:31:07 > 0:31:11This is where you reassure me that you're not going to let us down.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- She'll absolutely love it.- Really?
0:31:14 > 0:31:18- The proof will be in the pudding, young man.- We'll see.- Exactly.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24The dressing-down by his mother-in-law
0:31:24 > 0:31:28has made Steve question all of his decisions.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Suddenly the idea of putting his bride on a rollercoaster
0:31:31 > 0:31:34the morning of her wedding doesn't seem like such a good plan.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- She won't marry me.- Of course she will, get a grip.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- Stop flapping.- She won't do it, she won't get on the ride.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42- You honestly think so?- Yeah. - The first time,
0:31:42 > 0:31:45- she loved it at the end of it, didn't she?- Yeah.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Yeah, exactly.- No. - OK, don't worry about that.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Everything else, sorted, mate.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Go and get her hair done, over to the park, bish, bash, bosh,
0:31:52 > 0:31:54married, back to Thorpe Park, happy days.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57You actually have nothing to worry about.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Just if she turns up! That's all I'm worried about!
0:32:00 > 0:32:04She's going to see them two thrones, she'll absolutely love that.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08The white carpet, the archway, the turrets, the chaise longue,
0:32:08 > 0:32:09everything, mate.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15- Mate, sold.- Yeah, she's going to love it, isn't she?- Exactly!
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Look at you! You know she's going to love it. So, sorted.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19What's that?
0:32:19 > 0:32:24Over at Kayleigh's, the postman has delivered a surprise.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Oh, it's Disney, love him.
0:32:28 > 0:32:33"To my beautiful princess, you will be getting up at 8.30am?!"
0:32:34 > 0:32:38What? That is well early!
0:32:38 > 0:32:41"You will be taken for a surprise before the wedding.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43"Your hair will be done at 10am."
0:32:43 > 0:32:45So what the hell are you doing at 8.30?
0:32:45 > 0:32:47- I don't even know.- Breakfast?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Maybe he's taking me for a nice breakfast or something.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53- Yeah, like a champagne breakfast. - Yeah.- That's probably it.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Hang on, if my hair is getting done afterwards, then I'm doing something.
0:32:57 > 0:33:01- It's just baffling. - You said you like surprises!
0:33:01 > 0:33:02With three days till the wedding,
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Steve is off to tackle his least favourite task - dress shopping.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09And he's meeting the bridesmaids at a local shopping centre.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13- Hello, you all right?- All right? - Looking forward to this?- No.
0:33:13 > 0:33:14Like a hole in the head?
0:33:14 > 0:33:18Has Steve been brushing up on the latest ladies' fashions?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20They can wear anything, can't they?
0:33:20 > 0:33:22I think the more ridiculous, the better.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26He wasn't joking about ridiculous!
0:33:26 > 0:33:30- This doesn't look too bad.- Oh, Steve, this is gross. I'm sorry, I just...
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Steve, I'm sorry, but no.- OK.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Yeah, we'll try them both on.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Do you think Kayleigh is going to like it
0:33:39 > 0:33:43when we walk into the room on her wedding day in a black dress?
0:33:43 > 0:33:45What do you honestly think?
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Think? Who knows what's going on in there?!
0:33:51 > 0:33:54So that's £173 on two black dresses.
0:33:54 > 0:33:59Add to that outfits for the boys and a suit for the best man.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Yep, he's going for a black and white theme.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Sorry, Kayleigh.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Next up are diamond rings,
0:34:05 > 0:34:08but at £800, can he afford them?
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Worry about it later.- Yeah. - THEY LAUGH
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Steve's been spending like a soccer star,
0:34:12 > 0:34:14and with just days to the wedding,
0:34:14 > 0:34:18the boys decide now is the time to check the budget.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19I'm over by £26.35.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25But I've got to get best men's shoes, bridesmaids' shoes,
0:34:25 > 0:34:27oh, and I need to get like drinks and stuff.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31It'll have to be tap water, cos I've run out of money.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Bugger.- Shite.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39It's because I just get stuff and not even think about the money.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41HE LAUGHS
0:34:41 > 0:34:43It's not funny! I'm screwed.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47THEY LAUGH
0:34:48 > 0:34:51But it's no laughing matter.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55Steve knows he shouldn't cut corners when it comes to Kayleigh.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57So with his tail between his legs,
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Steve has to plead with the bank of Mum and Dad.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04- Hello.- How's it going? - I've run slightly over budget.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Would you be able to lend me some money, please?- Depends how much.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12- 400?- What!?- I can give it back to you after the wedding.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16I'm like a walking bank with you, aren't I?
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- Yeah, get you out of blooming debt again.- Thank you.
0:35:19 > 0:35:24I feel a bit bad, but then I can always rely on my mum.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26She'd never let me go without type thing.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29I want it to be the best day Kayleigh's ever had
0:35:29 > 0:35:33and for her to be really proud of me, and now I've just got to crack on
0:35:33 > 0:35:35and get all the stuff I need and all the jobs done.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41It's the day before the wedding,
0:35:41 > 0:35:43and Kayleigh has come to see the dress
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Steve struggled so long to pick for her.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50Her dream dress was a £1,400 sparkling extravaganza.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54If Steve got it catastrophically wrong, I wouldn't wear it.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59If it's OK, then, you know, maybe I'll deal with it,
0:35:59 > 0:36:02but obviously everyone wants perfection.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Kayleigh always wanted the WAG lifestyle,
0:36:05 > 0:36:09but as a hard-working mum of two with no money to spare,
0:36:09 > 0:36:12the high life has always been out of reach.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Do you girls want to take a seat?
0:36:14 > 0:36:16And I'll take Kayleigh into the changing room.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18But if Steve's picked the right dress,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22Kayleigh could live her dream for one perfect day.
0:36:26 > 0:36:27- OK, you ready?- Yeah.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Oh!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42My heart's doing this! I'm just praying that he hasn't got it wrong.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46The one I tried on, there was less detail,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49it was pretty plain up there, and it just had a bit of detail there,
0:36:49 > 0:36:54and it went out a bit more, but we'll see.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56More used to being in control,
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Kayleigh's put all her trust in her fiance.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Will she live to regret it?
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Are you ready to see your wedding dress?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05- Please, now.- Are you excited?- Yes!
0:37:05 > 0:37:07OK. Hands down.
0:37:09 > 0:37:10Oh, wow.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Do you like it?- Oh, yeah, I love it, I love it, I love it.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15I just can't believe it.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- Oh, my God. - Marks out of ten, now.- Ten.
0:37:19 > 0:37:24- I can't believe it. - That's so stunning!- It is beautiful.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Do you like it?- Yeah. It's lovely.
0:37:26 > 0:37:31- Look at the train on that. Oh, my God.- Oh, it's just stunning.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34I cannot believe that a man has chosen that, honestly!
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Honestly, I'm gobsmacked, I wasn't expecting that at all.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40The boy done real good.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42And it's time for the shoes.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46I want to see, shoes, shoes, shoes.
0:37:46 > 0:37:47Close your eyes.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Oh, wow!- Shut up!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Wow.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57Oh, my God.
0:37:57 > 0:38:03- He knows you far too well.- They're just so fucking sexy. Oh, my God.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04Kayleigh loves the dress
0:38:04 > 0:38:08and the proper sparkly shoes Steve's picked for her.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Against all odds, her confidence in her fiance couldn't be higher,
0:38:12 > 0:38:17much like a rollercoaster just before its 80mph freefall.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Finally the wedding day has come.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Will Steve's romantic plan to take Kayleigh back
0:38:31 > 0:38:35to the rollercoaster where they fell in love sweep her off her feet?
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Or will it crash and burn?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42It's 7.30 in the morning
0:38:42 > 0:38:45and Steve's neglected to arrange a make-up artist,
0:38:45 > 0:38:47and Kayleigh will have to wait
0:38:47 > 0:38:51until after her surprise trip to Thorpe Park to have her hair done.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55It might be early, but the bride's itching to get started.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58I want to go now. I want to see him now.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00I want to go and get married now.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03I keep looking at my watch thinking "Right, it's 8.30am.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05"How much longer?" Do you know what I mean?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07I've been doing that for the last three weeks!
0:39:07 > 0:39:12First up it's the gothic bridesmaids.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24I would never pick black for a bridesmaids' dress.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26I just think you can wear black on a day-to-day basis,
0:39:26 > 0:39:28on a night out, to a funeral.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Hoping to avoid his own funeral,
0:39:30 > 0:39:34Steve is putting the finishing touches to his romantic surprise.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37I'm writing Kayleigh a love letter as a surprise
0:39:37 > 0:39:41for when she gets to the Stealth ride this morning.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Hopefully she'll like this.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45With her hair the only thing left to do,
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Kayleigh is nearly ready for her big day.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51- How do I look?- Absolutely beautiful. - She looks lovely.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55- You look like a princess. - Cheers, darling. And the shoes!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57THEY GIGGLE
0:39:57 > 0:40:01# Oh so pretty Oh so pretty! #
0:40:01 > 0:40:04She might be happy, but Steve senses there's a storm brewing.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07It's going to rain.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11At last the princess bride is ready to make her elegant exit.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13For fuck's sake.
0:40:13 > 0:40:18But what will the bride make of Steve's spooky choice of transport?
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Oh well, at least it matches the bridesmaids.
0:40:23 > 0:40:28Oh my God! Oh my God!
0:40:28 > 0:40:32She likes her car but she might not be so happy
0:40:32 > 0:40:34when she finds out where it's taking her.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36- I've an important thing to do.- OK.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Request from Steve. I have to put a blindfold on you.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Mind my make-up, please.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47Please. I spent so long doing my eyes.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Kayleigh's in the dark about her destination,
0:40:50 > 0:40:52which might be a good thing!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Is it like a fun fair?
0:40:56 > 0:41:00I can hear music and I swear I just heard something to do with a clown.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02HONKING
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Is he taking me to a fun fair before the bloody wedding?
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Do I look in the mood for a fun fair?!
0:41:08 > 0:41:12The reality of giving up control of the most important day of her life
0:41:12 > 0:41:16is becoming all too real for Kayleigh as it dawns on her where she is.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20I know where we are. I know where we are.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Shut the fuck up! Why are we here? Oh, my God!
0:41:24 > 0:41:26I'm not going on a ride, I'm not going on a ride.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- Where d'you think we are? - Thorpe Park, we're at Thorpe Park.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33- We're actually at Thorpe Park. - Why would we be at Thorpe Park? - Cos Steve's a prick. Mum!
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Why haven't you controlled this?
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Why am I at Thorpe Park on my WEDDING DAY?
0:41:41 > 0:41:44- OK, let's just go. Come on, it's fine.- Where?
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Keep walking straight, we've got you. Hold my hand.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Mate, I can hear rides and people screaming.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54If we're at fucking Thorpe Park I'm going to go mental.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Maybe just keep the blindfold on, then.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my WEDDING day?!
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- Listen to me.- I don't care. My wedding isn't a fucking joke!
0:42:08 > 0:42:10With no idea why she was brought here,
0:42:10 > 0:42:15Kayleigh's hopes for her perfect wedding day are fading fast.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21Steve's banking on Kayleigh reading the letter
0:42:21 > 0:42:24and understanding why he's brought her to the Stealth ride.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25I'm scared.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Don't want to open my eyes.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30OK, Kayleigh.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34Stealth?! I'm not even in the mood.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37"To my beautiful baby."
0:42:37 > 0:42:42Please don't. Oh my God.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44"To my gorgeous wife to be.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47"These last three weeks have been the hardest weeks of my life
0:42:47 > 0:42:51"and it has really made me realise that I do not want to spend another night without you.
0:42:51 > 0:42:57"You're my princess, you're my soulmate and my best friend and I love you so much it hurts."
0:42:57 > 0:43:00"I wanted to bring you back to the place that I knew..."
0:43:00 > 0:43:03I can't speak!
0:43:03 > 0:43:07"..that I knew you was the one." Beautiful grammar, babe.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10"The last time we were here, the Stealth ride broke down
0:43:10 > 0:43:14"and there was nowhere to run so we had to stand and talk
0:43:14 > 0:43:18"which I am not good at but I know you really well because of it
0:43:18 > 0:43:20"and I fell for you right there and then.
0:43:20 > 0:43:25"I knew from then that I had to have kids with you and marry you.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29"The last two weeks have been a rollercoaster for me
0:43:29 > 0:43:32"so please experience a little bit of what I've been through
0:43:32 > 0:43:36"and go on what is now my favourite ride of all time
0:43:36 > 0:43:40"because this is the ride that I found the real you who I adore.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44"All my loves and kisses for the rest of my life, your soon-to-be husband."
0:43:44 > 0:43:46SHE GIGGLES AND SNIFFS
0:43:46 > 0:43:47No.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Shall we just go and have a look for a laugh?
0:43:51 > 0:43:54I'm not going to laugh if I get my dress dirty.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56My pretty shoes!
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Finally, the girls manage to convince her to at least try.
0:44:00 > 0:44:01Why has he done this?!
0:44:01 > 0:44:04For fuck, fucking, raping,
0:44:04 > 0:44:09cock, rape, fucking, ugh!
0:44:09 > 0:44:11- I don't like scary rides. - Can you sit?
0:44:13 > 0:44:17No. Why has he told me to do this in my wedding dress?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20For fuck's sake!
0:44:20 > 0:44:22I just don't understand.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25I just really don't fucking get it.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29No, I don't want to do this, I'm sorry. No, not doing it.
0:44:29 > 0:44:33No. I just want TO GO!
0:44:35 > 0:44:38So, we've done all this for no reason whatsoever?
0:44:38 > 0:44:39What a fucking prick.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Why has he done this to me?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I just want to go. Let's roll.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48As a furious Kayleigh storms off,
0:44:48 > 0:44:51the guests are beginning to arrive at Oatlands Park,
0:44:51 > 0:44:53and Steve is on tenterhooks.
0:44:56 > 0:45:00I don't think I've ever felt this nervous in my life.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01I am starting to feel sick.
0:45:01 > 0:45:05Fuming with rage, the bride still needs to get her hair done.
0:45:05 > 0:45:10I've got to get my hair done in my wedding dress.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Hello, for some reason,
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- like a- BLEEP- I've got to get my hair done with my dress on.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- Are you getting married today? - Yeah, in a matter of hours.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25Really big and volumised and sort of loose curls. Cheryl Cole-esque.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Even if she makes it to the ceremony,
0:45:28 > 0:45:30will she be in any mood to get married?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Kayleigh's now running 40 minutes late,
0:45:36 > 0:45:40and clueless Steve is beginning to fear the worst.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Unless she didn't like surprises and not turned up.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Could be that.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Back at the salon and Kayleigh has made a transformation.
0:45:51 > 0:45:52Yeah.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58Love it. I look like Wonder Woman.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00She has her fashionable hair-do,
0:46:00 > 0:46:02and she's now running fashionably late.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06I've had a few guests on the phone asking me where we are.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Asking how long we're going to be cos everybody's waiting.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13But it's every bride's prerogative to be late on her big day, so they'll have to wait.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17- What's the time?!- 12. - 12 o'clock?!- Quarter to.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20He shouldn't have sent me to fucking Thorpe Park, should he?
0:46:20 > 0:46:23No, he shouldn't have. Should have sent you to get your hair done.
0:46:23 > 0:46:28An hour late and a smiling bride can finally make her way to see her man.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36And on seeing the ceremony venue,
0:46:36 > 0:46:40Thorpe Park is a distant memory.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Mate, you're getting married!
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Oh, my God!
0:46:44 > 0:46:45Shut up.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53The nightmare has turned into a dream,
0:46:53 > 0:46:56and she can't take her eyes off Steve.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58Please take your seats.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00From strops to smiles,
0:47:00 > 0:47:05the morning has been a rollercoaster of emotions for Kayleigh
0:47:05 > 0:47:08and just to make sure she's happy, Steve sends in the clowns.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10What are you wearing?!
0:47:10 > 0:47:15LAUGHTER
0:47:15 > 0:47:18What are you wearing?!
0:47:18 > 0:47:20What's wrong with it?
0:47:20 > 0:47:22LAUGHTER
0:47:22 > 0:47:26Steven, do you take Kayleigh to be your wife?
0:47:26 > 0:47:27I do.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31Kayleigh, do you take Steven to be your husband?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33I do.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Kayleigh, I give you this ring. It's an everlasting symbol of our marriage
0:47:36 > 0:47:38and is a token of my love.
0:47:38 > 0:47:43Steven, I give you this ring as an everlasting symbol of our marriage.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47I promise to care for you...
0:47:47 > 0:47:48SHE SOBS
0:47:48 > 0:47:53..to remain true to you and above all to respect and love you always.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Thank you, Kayleigh.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59So, I am very happy to tell you
0:47:59 > 0:48:04you are now husband and wife. Congratulations to you both.
0:48:04 > 0:48:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Finally, Kayleigh has scored her man.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14He might not be a footballer, he may not be loaded,
0:48:14 > 0:48:17but she feels like the richest girl in the world.
0:48:17 > 0:48:18After three weeks apart...
0:48:18 > 0:48:20I've missed you so fucking much.
0:48:20 > 0:48:24..the happy couple can't keep their hands off each other.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Oh, so much better now.
0:48:26 > 0:48:30Don't ever, ever leave me again.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33- You sent me away!- Ever! No, I didn't! Don't say that!
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Three weeks. Three weeks of hell.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39It was worth it.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43But Steve has to find out about the Stealth ride.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45How did the surprise go?
0:48:45 > 0:48:47I did throw a massive strop. I did go into one.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51I was just like, "Why the hell has he sent us here? In our finery?"
0:48:51 > 0:48:54I tried to get on, but I couldn't fit the dress on.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59But the sentiment behind it was just amazing.
0:48:59 > 0:49:03But just as Kayleigh begins to relax, there's an announcement.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07Ladies and gentlemen, Steve and Kayleigh are going to make a move.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09- Where to?- You'll find out.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17- Does everyone else know where they're going?- They will do. OK.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20We're going to the next venue which is...Thorpe Park.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Thope Park again!
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Erm...
0:49:28 > 0:49:30It can't be any worse than it was this morning.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32You want a bet?
0:49:32 > 0:49:35- Are we going back to Thorpe Park? - Why?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Are we going back to Thorpe Park?
0:49:41 > 0:49:44We're going back to Thorpe Park! Why?!
0:49:44 > 0:49:47So here we go again!
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Oh! Fuck off!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Babe, this is such a stupid idea.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56It looks like Steve has finally realised he's made a mistake,
0:49:56 > 0:50:00but the rollercoaster wedding day isn't over.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03So you don't want to go round the park?
0:50:03 > 0:50:05No.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Everyone's got, like, queue jumps and everything.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Are you joking?
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh my god.
0:50:13 > 0:50:18We have a few hours before the meal. Everyone can go and have fun.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20It's special.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24I know it's a special place, babe, but we can come here any time.
0:50:24 > 0:50:28So while the wedding guests are assuming the brace position,
0:50:28 > 0:50:33Kayleigh and Steve head towards the conference centre half a mile away.
0:50:33 > 0:50:36Could they not have provided us with fucking transport?
0:50:36 > 0:50:38This stupid thing is fucking falling down!
0:50:38 > 0:50:39Oh my god!
0:50:41 > 0:50:45How was transport not fucking arranged?
0:50:45 > 0:50:47Look, I'm so sorry.
0:50:47 > 0:50:51And just when things couldn't possibly get any worse...
0:50:51 > 0:50:53My heel's broken!
0:50:53 > 0:50:55SHE SOBS
0:50:55 > 0:50:57We'll get it fixed.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59I just want to go home!
0:50:59 > 0:51:02I just want to go home!
0:51:02 > 0:51:05We'll get it fixed, OK?
0:51:05 > 0:51:07I don't want them to see me crying.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I've proper fucked up.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12No, you haven't.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14I just don't understand.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17I can't believe my fucking heel's broken.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22With Kayleigh in tears once again,
0:51:22 > 0:51:25her wedding day has been a total disaster.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26- Sorry.- Don't be.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31Steve leaves Kayleigh to calm down with the guests,
0:51:31 > 0:51:33and runs off to get some glue to fix her shoes,
0:51:33 > 0:51:36but he knows the damage is already done.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I probably made the wrong choice coming here.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41I didn't think about Kayleigh's big dress.
0:51:41 > 0:51:45I didn't think her shoes were going to break that easily.
0:51:45 > 0:51:49So I'm a bit annoyed that I've upset my wife on her wedding day.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54With a little champagne and sympathy,
0:51:54 > 0:51:57Cinderella has finally regained her composure.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59After the rollercoaster day from hell,
0:51:59 > 0:52:03one more disappointment will surely tip her over the edge.
0:52:04 > 0:52:08And Steve is yet to show her his WAG reception room.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13But would Wayne give Colleen a chaise longue, fake castle turrets
0:52:13 > 0:52:15and a pink pony?
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Oh my god!
0:52:21 > 0:52:25Oh my god, what is that?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Chaise longue.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Oh, babe.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Oh my god, why's there a unicorn?
0:52:32 > 0:52:33- It's a pony.- Is it a pony?
0:52:33 > 0:52:35It doesn't have a horn.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38Oh, look at the centrepieces.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42- Oh, darling.- We did them.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Oh my god, the cake! The cake's perfect!
0:52:45 > 0:52:48Oh my god! Oh my god!
0:52:48 > 0:52:52Oh, baby.
0:52:52 > 0:52:53Oh, it's perfect.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Gold crown, silver crown.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Oh, you're kidding me?
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Against all the odds, Steve has managed to give her a tiny bit
0:53:01 > 0:53:04of the WAG wedding she was wishing for.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07Baby, it's perfect. I love it.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08Good, isn't it?
0:53:08 > 0:53:09It's just amazing.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13I love it, I love it, I love it. I love you.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Perfect. Thank you so much.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20The WAGgy decor might be plastic fantastic,
0:53:20 > 0:53:24but after a day of ruined shoes, rain and rollercoasters,
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Kayleigh is relieved.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29And let's face it, it could have been much worse.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30Oh, but wait a minute.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32The only thing I probably would have done differently...
0:53:32 > 0:53:33Yeah.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36I'd never have thought to put the, what are they called?
0:53:36 > 0:53:37Turrets.
0:53:37 > 0:53:41- Tourette's? - Turrets.- Turrets.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45I'd have never put the turrets in cos I would have never thought to.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48But I love them. I think they're wicked. It proper sets off the theme.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51You have a theme. You thought of a theme.
0:53:51 > 0:53:52Yeah.
0:53:52 > 0:53:53So proud of you.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59'I've absolutely no idea how I got away with this.'
0:53:59 > 0:54:01I thought I'd stuffed the whole day up
0:54:01 > 0:54:04after getting married in this really gorgeous place
0:54:04 > 0:54:06and then taking her to Thorpe Park
0:54:06 > 0:54:10and completely messing it up really
0:54:10 > 0:54:12because she didn't want to do anything.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15I didn't know what to do. I was absolutely crapping myself.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Fresh off the rides, the guests are in for another shock.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26I just... I just... I'm a little... I'm...
0:54:26 > 0:54:30Um, I don't really know what to say.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33It's quite flamboyant, isn't it?
0:54:33 > 0:54:35I'm not sure about the crowns.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39Well, Kayleigh, you did want a wedding people would talk about!
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I feel like I've accomplished something.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44I've been to war, I've got a medal for Afghanistan,
0:54:44 > 0:54:47but this is much more of an accomplishment than what I've done.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50And now apparently she's amazed.
0:54:50 > 0:54:54So hopefully she'll come out and give me a big fat kiss.
0:54:54 > 0:54:59These three weeks have been the hardest of my life not seeing you,
0:54:59 > 0:55:03and it made me realise I never want to spend another day without you.
0:55:03 > 0:55:04Don't cry.
0:55:04 > 0:55:09I'm very much looking forward to Kayleigh making all the decisions
0:55:09 > 0:55:13because I can't stand making decisions
0:55:13 > 0:55:16and these three weeks have just proved that.
0:55:16 > 0:55:17See, exactly.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20It's not like I'm a diva that says this has to be so and so.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22It's just easier because you don't like it.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Definitely. You make the decisions. I don't mind at all.
0:55:25 > 0:55:26See, so nothing will change.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28No, that's fine by me.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29- Job's a good 'un.- Definitely.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33They're a very striking couple. Kayleigh looks amazing in her dress.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Steven's suit is really stunning.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Not sure about the best men, but you know...
0:55:38 > 0:55:41I was peeved this morning with the whole thing
0:55:41 > 0:55:44because I didn't understand why we'd gone in our finery.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48So, minus her finery, will this bride finally get on the ride
0:55:48 > 0:55:52she's so stealthily been avoiding all day?
0:55:52 > 0:55:57MUSIC: "Life Is A Rollercoaster" by Ronan Keating
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I wanted to get married there.
0:55:59 > 0:56:00Shut up!
0:56:03 > 0:56:06And so he finally gets his wannabe WAG on the ride.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09No, it'll be over.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12He's not a footballer and she's not a WAG
0:56:12 > 0:56:15and he didn't pull off the fairytale wedding.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19But at least they got a trophy they can have forever.
0:56:19 > 0:56:24Next time, Essex boy Andrew is a groom torn between two worlds.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26You're not listening. My fucking wedding!
0:56:26 > 0:56:29On one side, his bride-to-be Amanda Demander.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32I will go mad. I probably won't speak to him for a year.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33The other side, best man Neil...
0:56:33 > 0:56:34Andrew!
0:56:34 > 0:56:37..who wants him to lighten up and relive the old Essex days.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40His friends won't stay much longer.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- Trapped between his laddy past... - You're stressing me out!
0:56:42 > 0:56:44- ..and his future wife... - I'm not happy with that.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46..which Andrew will shine through?
0:56:46 > 0:56:47You may kiss the bride.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49What's he done?
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