0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Don't Tell The Bride celebrates weddings like no-one else... - Congratulations on your big day!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09..from New York...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11to Glasgow...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Las Vegas...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Why would the man I love do this?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17..to Ibiza
0:00:17 > 0:00:21and one unforgettable roller-coaster ride.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Why are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26And now we're back,
0:00:26 > 0:00:31as 12 more unsuspecting brides prepare for the journey of a lifetime.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33No fricking way!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37The grooms get three weeks and £12,000...
0:00:39 > 0:00:42..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm trying to stay positive, and I can't.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48So, get ready to rock...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I don't even want you at the wedding.
0:00:48 > 0:00:54..as the party reaches new heights and sinks to new lows,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57with more fairy-tale endings than ever before.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Is this it? This is all I get?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I am awesome.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Tonight, flamboyant eccentric Chris relives his childhood...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Honestly, I could spend all day here playing!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12..with a fairy-tale wedding in the woods
0:01:12 > 0:01:15for his heavily-pregnant bride Corrine.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18There's little bit crazy, then there's Chris crazy.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Arrrrghh!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I think he knows which buttons to press
0:01:22 > 0:01:24and I think he knows not to take it too far.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27This groom has huge ambitions.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I don't just want to plan a wedding. I want to plan an event.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31We can do this! We can do it!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33But is he living in a fantasy?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Let's say I go mental...
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm having a complete breakdown. Christina's had a panic attack.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41While bride Corinne believes in him...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44There's method in his madness, and I know you don't all believe me!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46..her friends aren't so sure.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Has he drugged you or something?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Am I going all red? I get red when I panic.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Can this Mad Hatter pull off his delirious daydream...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I can't even spend the money in my head!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57..or will it be a Neverland nightmare?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'm all right. I'm all right.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03You seem very calm about it all, Corrine.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I'd be screaming blue murder, wanting to kill him.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Pregnant bride-to-be Corrine is expecting her second child
0:02:21 > 0:02:24with big kid and love of her life, Chris.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I am the exuberant, ridiculous eccentric...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# Like a rhinestone cowboy. #
0:02:32 > 0:02:35..and Corrine is the anchor that grounds me.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You look like Dolly Parton!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I've always been the sort of person that likes to plan
0:02:40 > 0:02:45and likes to know what's going to happen day by day.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Brought up in a sleepy Scottish village,
0:02:48 > 0:02:5027-year-old nightclub DJ Chris
0:02:50 > 0:02:54moved to the bright lights of Doncaster seven years ago,
0:02:54 > 0:03:00where he met Corrine - three years his junior, but definitely the grown-up in the relationship.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I'm quite a homely person, typical Taurus, I don't like change.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07She's only eight weeks away from giving birth.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Fricking hormones are doing my head in at the moment!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14But their seven-year relationship
0:03:14 > 0:03:17didn't get off to the most romantic start.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It wasn't like our eyes met across a crowded room
0:03:20 > 0:03:22and we knew we were going to be in love for ever!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26I wanted to sleep with Corrine and she didn't want to sleep with me,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28so I saw this as the challenge.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32To be honest, I thought he was gay. I didn't fancy him from the start.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Cheers. Cheers.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38But bigmouth Chris talked Corrine round,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42and they're now proud parents to their first son, Oscar.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Chris' strongest point in our relationship is the fact that he's such a brilliant dad,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50because you spend all the free time you have with Oscar.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Becoming a dad was the biggest life-changing experience.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01After becoming a father, Chris decided to pop the question.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05When Chris proposed to me, I didn't expect it at all.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10I didn't think it was something he'd thought about.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11It is important to me to be married,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14not just because I want to be Corinne's husband,
0:04:14 > 0:04:19but I think it'll allow me to be a better father, not only to Oscar,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21but to Bump as well, the one that's on the way.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I just like the idea of... us all sharing the same name...
0:04:25 > 0:04:31Yeah, sort of soppy, traditional stuff I never wanted before I had Oscar,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33but it's everything to me now.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38And Chris is desperate to give Corinne a spectacular day.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'd say the entire wedding plan that I've got in mind
0:04:40 > 0:04:43is about making a big statement.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48My main priority is to give Corrine the wedding not only that
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I think she deserves, but also that I think she will thoroughly enjoy.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56And he's got it all mapped out.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I want a theatrical fairy-tale wedding,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02like you've walked onto a film set
0:05:02 > 0:05:06or into the pages of your favourite childhood fairy-tale book.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11I want you to be greeted by children dressed as fairies who take you on a walk through the woods
0:05:11 > 0:05:15till you get to where we're getting married and it is spectacular,
0:05:15 > 0:05:19it is a visual feast that you can interact with,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21there is stuff for you to do all through the day,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24where the kids act like kids and so do the adults.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27While visionary Chris is away with the fairies,
0:05:27 > 0:05:32realist Corrine is more concerned with the practicalities of her big day.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35It's not so much the physical implications of being huge
0:05:35 > 0:05:39and walking down the aisle for me,
0:05:39 > 0:05:43it's just the added stress, I suppose.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44When your hormones come into play
0:05:44 > 0:05:49and your emotions are a little bit heightened, you are more sensitive to things.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Bad timing, really.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56This is all suddenly very real, and I'm very, very worried.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05It's time for the couple to say their goodbyes.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Mum.- Mum.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Corinne's mum is on hand to pick up her daughter and grandson.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You'll be back here before you know it, kid.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35For the next three weeks, Oscar will divide his time between Mum and Dad,
0:06:35 > 0:06:39but they will have no contact until the big day.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40I love you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I love you.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Come on, go, go, go, go.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Say bye to Daddy.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I knew it would be the hardest bit,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04but I didn't think it would be that hard.
0:07:04 > 0:07:10Time to rise to the challenge and get things done.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Let's plan a wedding!
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Helping Chris bring his woodland wedding to life is fellow DJ and best man Matt.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31What's happening, brother?!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36So perfect venue... What are you thinking?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Because I'm not going down the normal route of find a venue,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42get a church, traditional type of view,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I want to discover somewhere, go out and find somewhere.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I know exactly how I want it to look.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50On the up side, we'll be able to play armies in the woods.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Camouflage pants, walking boots. - Damn straight.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57What are we going to do? Google maps it? Find wooded areas, drive there, look round?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It'll have to be something special.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01It would be great if Corrine wasn't pregnant,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05because we could just do it anyway and get her so drunk that she wouldn't know.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I like it when we have good plans.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12So with their only aim to track down a wood, the boys hit the road.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Rock and roll.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Road trip!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Meanwhile, Corrine is at her favourite tea shop,
0:08:29 > 0:08:33wondering what she's let herself in for.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Everything is going ahead and it's very strange,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39and I'm panicking because I'm wondering
0:08:39 > 0:08:43is he sat at home playing PlayStation when he should be planning my wedding!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49This is Russell, our talking tree, like you do in an enchanted forest.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Corinne needn't worry - there's no PlayStation just a playground.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56If it carries on likes this, this is awesome!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Chris' first stop is the forest at Stockeld Park in Wetherby,
0:08:59 > 0:09:03where woodland helper Amy is on hand to show them around.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07What we're approaching now is what we call our fairy chimes to call on the fairies,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10so your guests can take it in turns to call on the fairies.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Oh, beautiful. Let's go, I don't know what we're going to see next. I'm excited!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23This is amazing!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Somewhere like this is ideal.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's the old English forest with the trees and everything.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37It just fits perfectly.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39But Chris' fantasy could easily be scuppered by reality.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43In England you can't legally get married outside,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45and only a licensed building will do.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48So this here is Gretel's cabin,
0:09:48 > 0:09:51which normally we sell hot chocolate and mulled wine out of.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Now, you need to do some further research
0:09:54 > 0:09:57but the only suggestion that I have with regard to licensing
0:09:57 > 0:10:02which might be a loophole, is that this is a structure,
0:10:02 > 0:10:07and you could potentially license this structure.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Open it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Let's be honest, it's a garden shed.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15But in the mind of creative genius Chris, it's the greatest stage on Earth.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Corrine comes up, she comes through the enchanted forest,
0:10:18 > 0:10:25sees all the magic of it and it's completely blacked out here with a curtain parting off the middle,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27and somebody just leads her in and says,
0:10:27 > 0:10:31"Just stand there, you'll be OK," and closes the door behind her, right?
0:10:31 > 0:10:38Now, next up, we have somebody here with a big old leather-bound book,
0:10:38 > 0:10:44and all the guests turn up and stand around or sit down on the hay bales at the front and we have,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to tell you a fairy tale
0:10:48 > 0:10:50"that's being written as we speak,"
0:10:50 > 0:10:55and the doors open and the curtain falls and lights come up inside.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Honestly, I'm getting a little bit emotional, thinking about this.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06This is beautiful, this is... this is the fairy-tale wedding
0:11:06 > 0:11:12that I want to give her, and the doors open and we get married.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Wonderful little shed. Come on, please.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17We can do this. We can do it!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Chris may be getting excited over a wooden shed,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23but with just three weeks until the wedding,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25his plans are already starting to splinter.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31I think you need 28 days, for...to licence any structure.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35If you do some research, I think that's what you will discover,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38that it's almost impossible, even if we were to use Gretel's cabin,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41because the wedding is in such a short time.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43We don't have 28 days.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Down but not out, Chris hatches a new plan.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00North of the border in Scotland, Chris could get married outside.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04But it's a long way from Doncaster.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08And a long way from Corrine's dream of a quintessentially English wedding.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11She's brought mum Sharon and bridesmaids Danielle and Samaya
0:12:11 > 0:12:13to see her perfect venue.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15This is what I...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17This is The Secret.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Do you like what you see?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- It's gorgeous.- I don't know what you've got pictured?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28If I did it myself, this is exactly what it would be like,
0:12:28 > 0:12:33with the bunting and the exact same flowers and everything, everything.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Exactly the same.- Good. - Every conversation we've had, this is what you described.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38I can't believe it's real.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41And it's not actually what I'm going to get!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Nope. Not while Chris is in charge.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Determined to have his woodland wedding,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Chris has come to Mabie Forest in south-west Scotland.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56What a view! I'm going to do that, like a child.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01It almost makes me feel patriotic.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07You get married in there,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11you can have an aisle and you can have seating,
0:13:11 > 0:13:16but we leave that to you - it's all about you, really.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Yep, it's all about her. Or maybe not.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Led by ranger Mark, the boys head deeper and deeper into the woods.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28I would say it's a shotgun wedding, but we've already got one kid,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31so technically it's a sawn-off shotgun wedding, we're calling it.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Because my fiancee's eight months pregnant.- Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41Because if there's one thing every pregnant woman loves, it's hiking.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45After a lengthy walk, Chris' dreams are starting to come true.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Oh! Nice! Oh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Oh, yeah!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Very nice.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Chris must be nuts. He forks out 500 quid to get married
0:14:01 > 0:14:04on a bare patch of ground up a long muddy track
0:14:04 > 0:14:05in the middle of a forest.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Everything is so close together,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10cos it's hard to get about when you're pregnant.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14When you come up to this area, when you've finished the service,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17we ask the guests to come up here, have a drink,
0:14:17 > 0:14:21just to celebrate that you've just got married and enjoy the gardens.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's a proper secret garden.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26It is. It is, I'd never have known it was here.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31While refined Corinne dreams of manicured lawns, marquees and bunting,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34wild man Chris is yearning for yurts and mud huts,
0:14:34 > 0:14:39just perfect for a heavily-pregnant bride's wedding reception!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44We're just setting up for a wedding on Saturday.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46This table is everything you have dreamed off!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- I thought it would be! - Yeah, it's perfect!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50There's little wishing spoons.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- The teacups! - It's absolutely perfect.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55That's done it now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Bless. Give us a hug.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I hope he knows this is what I want.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Something tells me it won't be that civilised now Chris is planning it.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10She knows her man so well.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14THE FLINTSTONES THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Chris' reception venue is not so much civilised, more caveman.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, my God!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30It's everything, it's the smells and everything, it's amazing.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36Don't tell me there's anything more, I don't think I could take it!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- What food would you have, Corrine? - Like a three-course meal.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I just know that I wouldn't want something daft like a hog roast.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48This here is a hog roaster, you can probably still smell it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50You will be able to still smell it.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55this is two eight-foot-long log fires, burning for 12 hours.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Piggy in the middle.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Looking like a piggy should look.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Apple in mouth.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Not quite. Big steel spike up its arse.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Charming!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Wow!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13So you get ready in here.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18There's an en suite next to the main bedroom, and that interconnects with the small bedroom there
0:16:18 > 0:16:22for the bridesmaids to get ready, so you've got everything here that you need.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I want to live here now. I want to move in here instead!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Whilst pregnant Corrine dreams of a plush, luxurious,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31comfortable honeymoon suite,
0:16:31 > 0:16:36big kid Chris seems determined to give her a scouting weekend!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Can we have a little squint in through the door?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41This is two single beds which we can make into a double,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44water, cooking on gas, dead cosy wood burner.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- Brilliant.- Down here, these are composting loos, have a sniff value
0:16:49 > 0:16:53and see if you think it's smelling horrid.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Our car's worse.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I can't say I've ever used a composting loo before.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I might drop a deuce.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04It's been here for five years and never been emptied.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, my God!
0:17:06 > 0:17:07It's got Corrine written all over it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11If I could have picked a venue for Corrine, this would be it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Those teacups, that sold it for me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19I don't want to be walking far or having to go to different places
0:17:19 > 0:17:22to do different things when I'm eight months pregnant,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26it's just not practical, and I hope that Chris has thought of that as well.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I'm not going to compromise on this, it has to be an exclusive booking,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31it has to be the whole thing, it has to be us.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33How much are we looking at?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37For the accommodation, the whole site, excluding the catering,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39£930 for the night.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- For everything?- Hm. That doesn't include the catering.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47For the whole thing?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Sorry, I've been doing this all week!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Is that within budget, do I detect?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59In budget?! Come here, you beautiful man.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I can charge you more if you prefer.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Catering, hog roast, how much are you thinking?
0:18:06 > 0:18:112,600, as near as round figures, would be exclusive use of the whole site and hog roast.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's a big cost to take in, but who cares?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Pencil us in for August 5th. I'll call you tomorrow.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20So Chris forks out £2,600 on a woodland wedding,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22complete with reception yurt
0:18:22 > 0:18:26and a honeymoon tent with en suite composting loo.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33I'm going to have nine and a half thousand pounds left over.
0:18:33 > 0:18:39Let's say we allocate half of that for a wedding dress,
0:18:39 > 0:18:47right, let's say I go mental and get Corrine a four grand custom-made designer wedding dress,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49that still leaves me four grand over.
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Let's say I spend two grand on my outfit, let's say I go mental
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and have a costume designer make mine.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59That's still two and half grand left over.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Let's say I spend £1,000 on transport
0:19:03 > 0:19:09for two coaches to get here and take everybody that I want to be here, here.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13That still leaves 1,500 quid left over to just play with
0:19:13 > 0:19:15and that's...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I can't even spend the money in my head!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25With the woodland venue booked, he now faces the tough task
0:19:25 > 0:19:30of transforming it from a forest into a fairy tale.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I said from the beginning I want to make something that's unique.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38I don't just want to plan a wedding, I want to plan an event.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41He's come to a film set prop shop to gather together as many elements
0:19:41 > 0:19:46of his favourite fairy tales as possible, but he's struggling to focus.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50We could go mental in here and have so many things out in the woods
0:19:50 > 0:19:52and they would all look great,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55but we don't want to overpop... Is that a pirate ship?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Amazing! Look at them. They're huge!
0:20:06 > 0:20:12They're so big, it makes you feel smaller, which is what we're trying to do, make people feel like kids.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Honestly, I could spend all day here, playing!
0:20:17 > 0:20:21It's just quirky and different and weird. It's me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28This is the time where Corrine comes in handy, to go,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31"Yeah, they look good, they look good, that'll look a bit jokey."
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Without his sensible sidekick,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Chris blows a grand on fairy-tale knick-knacks.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40The toadstool table, carousel horse, big and small,
0:20:40 > 0:20:45the little ones and the big 'uns, the Narnia wardrobe door,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48the "drink me" bottle, the giant lollypops, the giant cupcakes,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51the giant cup and saucer.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52This is starting to add up.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You're more than welcome.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I want this to be something that almost becomes a fairy tale in itself
0:21:00 > 0:21:04so that people who are at the wedding tell their grandkids
0:21:04 > 0:21:09the story of our wedding, the story of how much of a fairy tale it was.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Five days in, and while Chris' fairy-tale vision takes flight,
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Corinne is bogged down with the realities of being eight months pregnant.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24I'm going to see my midwife, check to see how baby's doing.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Ever the sensible one,
0:21:26 > 0:21:30she's focusing on the practicalities of the big day.
0:21:30 > 0:21:37I really hope that he's taking into consideration that I'm struggling with travelling,
0:21:37 > 0:21:44with even walking at the moment. I've got a lovely little waddle.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Hi!- Hi! Come on in.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- How are you?- OK.- Good.
0:21:49 > 0:21:55Meanwhile, eccentric Chris has started considering practicalities.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Sort of.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00He's checking out a novel way to get pregnant Corrine around the forest.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- I understand you've got a particular mode of transport.- I have.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Lovely. Shall we go and have a look?- Come this way.
0:22:08 > 0:22:14This is primarily the wedding car transport for my eight-month pregnant fiancee,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16who will struggle to get around on the day.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19So we're 32 and a bit weeks, then, aren't we, now?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Yeah.- Let's check your blood pressure, make sure that's OK.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Okey-doke.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Perfect. That's lovely.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32But Chris' blood pressure is going through the roof!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Oh, my God!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Who needs Alton Towers?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Get out the way, sheep!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- As soon as I lay down, he wakes up! - Does he?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48HEART BEAT
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, that's beautiful. He's loving it in there, isn't he?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Oh, my God!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55This is a cliff!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Everything else seems fine, so we're doing dead well. See you again! Bye!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Good luck!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, my God!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I think this will do the job and more, to be honest with you!
0:23:13 > 0:23:18You can put the champagne in the cup-holders as well.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23I hope he takes into account on the day that I'm eight months pregnant.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm sure he will have done. I'm sure he will have done.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I think it's a yes, as far as I'm concerned.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34We need something to get her around on the day, and what could be more apt than this?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38OK, give me the pen for the ideas thing, right?
0:23:38 > 0:23:43One week down and Chris has already spent four grand on a wood to get married in,
0:23:43 > 0:23:48some giant fairy-tale props, and an all-terrain go-kart.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53What I want is, I want everybody else in the world to realise
0:23:53 > 0:23:56how important this is and work at the same pace as I am.
0:23:56 > 0:24:02Chris does have another wedding surprise in store, but he's keeping this one close to his chest.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- I want to hold your hand. - That's not what I'm here for.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Agggghhhhhhh!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15It's like being constantly electrocuted.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Aggghhhhh!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I think I might have just shit myself!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Across town, Corrine is on the hunt for her fantasy dress.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42She knows that being a bride with a bump could prove difficult.
0:24:42 > 0:24:49I doubt there's a very big selection of maternity wedding dresses, so it's a bit limited in choice, but...
0:24:51 > 0:24:53There's lots of sheets.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- I'm Emily.- Nice to meet you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Go upstairs.- OK.
0:25:02 > 0:25:08What we can do is pin you in quite a few of them and then show you the shape of how something would look.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I thought we would just be limited to one style of dress.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16We're choosing a shape that hasn't got any empire line on it,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18then we can add things to accentuate your rib cage
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and your waist up here, underneath the bust that will be lovely on you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I hope that somebody tells him that he can just get a dress altered,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28because I didn't know, so he won't,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31that you can just get a normal dress altered,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I thought that you just had to stick to maternity
0:25:34 > 0:25:36or a certain cut of normal dresses.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39But unfortunately for Corinne,
0:25:39 > 0:25:44maternity dresses are exactly what Chris and his mates are looking for.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- We're looking for a wedding dress for my eight-month pregnant fiancee.- OK.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I hope you might be able to help us out with some pregnant lady dresses.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56We do have this one. It's beautiful, it's more flowing.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00It would be more ideal for her as it fits under the bust and that would fit over her bump,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03and it's more ideal because of the lace back there.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07That would fit nicely around it.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12I know that we're restricted because she's pregnant, but I do really like this.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- If we could take it up a bit...- Yes.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15It's very Corrine, that one.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17So we're on the right track.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19We are on the right track, yeah.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21No, you're not!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Corinne wants to show off her bump in a fitted dress.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Ahhhhhh, look.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31I just love it. It's absolutely beautiful.
0:26:31 > 0:26:38I love that it goes in at the waist cos even though I'm pregnant, I've still got a decent waistline!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40It's everything Corinne's ever dreamt of.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44It's all she's ever described to us, and more, really.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Can I just buy it to walk around the house in?
0:26:48 > 0:26:53I thought that because I was pregnant, I wouldn't be able to get the dress I wanted.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I thought lace was a no go.
0:26:55 > 0:27:00I thought it would be a typical Grecian, goes in at the bust and out.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I thought that would be my only choice.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07So she doesn't want a typical Grecian dress. Got that, Chris?
0:27:07 > 0:27:12Yeah, I think we are definitely along the right lines with this type of flowing...
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I might see what it's like on.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17She's as tall as me with high heels on. I'm not trying it on, though.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22She is, isn't she? With high heels on she's the same height as you
0:27:22 > 0:27:25because she's just that little bit taller than me, which you are, so...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27If we can get Alex a pillow...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Get in.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I'm not putting the dress on, no way.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Keeping it on all the time is a sign of a really good dress,
0:27:35 > 0:27:38a sign you love it and you don't want to take it off and it doesn't even fit.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I think he might put in a bit more thought than we are giving him credit for.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Really?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Look at the length, though. That's perfect.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52You look more pregnant than she did!
0:27:59 > 0:28:02He knows what looks nice on a person.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Chris, this is your baby.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12THEY LAUGH
0:28:12 > 0:28:16I just hope Chris comes up big time, I tell you.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21Chris has finally narrowed it down to two long, flowing Grecian dresses.
0:28:21 > 0:28:27But to make the final decision, he needs to see what they look like on someone without a beard.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29OK?
0:28:29 > 0:28:35- Yes, OK, yes. 100% yes. - I think you've picked the right one.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39I honestly think that that's the type of thing she'd pick even if she wasn't pregnant.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43Even if she doesn't like it, the most important thing is she'll look great in it.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Sold! Chris splashes £500 on a maternity-style dress for Corrine.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57Halfway through his wedding plans, and with Corrine's dress in the bag,
0:28:57 > 0:29:02Chris is turning his attention to the bridesmaids.
0:29:02 > 0:29:07Corinne's mates haven't always appreciated his wacky ways or daring dress sense.
0:29:07 > 0:29:12This could either go perfectly well or horribly, horribly wrong.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18There's one item in here that you are going to shit bricks about.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21If this is hot pants, I'll cry.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23It is hot pants. No, no, no, don't worry.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28- It is hot pants, but they're not... - No!- No, listen to me.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Will you just listen to me for a second?
0:29:30 > 0:29:34The thing I've seen that's the closest we can get in here is hot pants,
0:29:34 > 0:29:37but they're going to be a lot longer, don't worry.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Just trust me on this one. Come on.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44They are going to kill me!
0:29:44 > 0:29:50This is just to give you the vision, ignore the colour scheme for now.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Ignore these, cos I'll be able to see what you had for dinner.
0:29:53 > 0:29:54It doesn't all have to be uniform.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Are we just going to look like a load of random people?
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03I know exactly how this wedding's going to look.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07If I put you guys in wedding dresses you'll more ridiculous
0:30:07 > 0:30:09than you would if I put you in this.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12I can hear them giggling in the background!
0:30:12 > 0:30:15"What a twat he is!"
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Matt, how do you think that went?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20I think it went better than I actually thought it would.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23I knew he was capable of it but I didn't think he'd do it.
0:30:23 > 0:30:24Corrine's going to go mental.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26She really is going to lose it.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Am I going all red? I get red when I get panicky.
0:30:29 > 0:30:35Unbelievably two of the girls actually agree to go along with Chris' hot pants vision.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37They're coming round to the idea a little bit now.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41I'm not dealing with Corinne after this, this is going to tip her over the edge.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43But with two bridesmaids breaking ranks,
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Chris is forced to re-consider.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Shall we just bite the bullet and leave it to them?
0:30:47 > 0:30:50So confident Chris lets the bridesmaids take over.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Isn't he supposed to be organising this?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Corinne would actually really like something like that.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59What do you think to these?
0:30:59 > 0:31:04Just bearing in mind we'd all have the same scarf but in different places.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07I absolutely love it.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08I'm not going to lie,
0:31:08 > 0:31:12it is nothing like the idea I originally had in mind.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Are you all comfortable? Happy?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17We've taken what you've shown us
0:31:17 > 0:31:19and made it so that Corinne's not going to go ape.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I'm happy with that, let's do it.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26So Chris is happy, but bride-to-be Corinne isn't.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31It's the final week and she's still in the dark about when she's actually getting married.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34Do you feel like you're getting married this weekend?
0:31:34 > 0:31:35Not at all.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38If it turns out it's Chris's fault I've not an invitation yet,
0:31:38 > 0:31:40I'll be divorced him faster than I'll be marrying him.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42But the invite is on its way
0:31:42 > 0:31:45and Corinne's in for a big surprise
0:31:45 > 0:31:48and it's not just the sight of groomsman Alex in another dress.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50It's for you-hoo!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00What's this?!
0:32:01 > 0:32:05OK. This is interesting.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07What is it? Let's have a look.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09He had to do something different, didn't he?
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Keen to impress his fiancee, Chris has made his very own invite,
0:32:13 > 0:32:15a sort of Chris-o-gram.
0:32:18 > 0:32:23MUSIC: "Toothpaste Kisses" by The Maccabees
0:32:29 > 0:32:30THEY LAUGH
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Ah!
0:32:51 > 0:32:52He's done well!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Oh, he's keeping us waiting even now.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58I'm ready.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02You're kidding me!
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Oh, my God.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08Sunday the 5th.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Sunday.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Thank God, we've got a date.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17I can't believe he's shaved his hair.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Is it a real tattoo? You're joking!
0:33:33 > 0:33:35He won't forget your anniversary!
0:33:37 > 0:33:39I've got my wedding date, that's really strange,
0:33:39 > 0:33:42I'm getting married on Sunday.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46# Out of control. #
0:33:46 > 0:33:49It's two days before Chris's fairy-tale dreams
0:33:49 > 0:33:51are due to become a reality,
0:33:51 > 0:33:55but right now he's in dire need of a fairy godmother.
0:33:55 > 0:34:01He still needs to order flowers, buy rings, get Corinne's shoes and organise a very late hen do.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Oscar, come on! Oscar!
0:34:03 > 0:34:08Just put, "Sorry, last message from me only had half of what it should have."
0:34:08 > 0:34:12We've sent the message, that's done. Oh, crap.
0:34:12 > 0:34:13We need to get rings.
0:34:13 > 0:34:18Crazy Chris's fairy-tale wedding is starting to look, well, a bit GRIMM!
0:34:23 > 0:34:26But at least he has bought Corinne's wedding dress.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29And she's on her way to see it for the first time.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Really, really anxious at the moment.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Feel a bit nauseous.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Sometimes I think, "He knows me really well,
0:34:37 > 0:34:38"he knows what I'll like,"
0:34:38 > 0:34:41sometimes I think, "He's still a guy."
0:34:41 > 0:34:46Hi, you must be Corinne. It's lovely to meet you, I'm Wendy.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Heavily-pregnant Corinne dreamed of a shapely lace dress
0:34:50 > 0:34:52that could be fitted to her bump.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57But what will she make of Chris's Grecian maternity-style gown?
0:34:58 > 0:35:02- OK. OK.- I'm go to show it to you.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I'm panicking now.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21Oh.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- It's not what I expected at all. - Are you pleased?- I think so.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32I don't know, I just need to get it on and see what it looks like on.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Just hearing her then, and hoping it's OK.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Can't wait to see it.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42It's her day and I just want everything to be perfect for her.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47Oh-h!
0:35:47 > 0:35:51- That wasn't the reaction that I expected.- It's lovely.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52I can breathe.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55It's just not what I expected at all.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00It's nothing like the fitted dress that Corinne fell in love with,
0:36:00 > 0:36:02but she seems determined to take it in her stride.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05I did feel a little bit too hot in the one that I tried,
0:36:05 > 0:36:07because it was heavy.
0:36:07 > 0:36:12This is nice and light. I don't feel like I'm on fire.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18But even she can't overlook the fact Chris hasn't got her any shoes.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Shoes.
0:36:19 > 0:36:24Women don't wear their wedding dress again, let alone a maternity wedding dress ever again.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28I would like some nice shoes and I hope that he has thought about that.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32We really have to trust him that he's thought about everything
0:36:32 > 0:36:36and not just the dress, and she's going to just be barefoot.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42It's the day before the wedding
0:36:42 > 0:36:45and, as usual, Chris is doing things his own way.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48To get Corinne nearer to Scotland, he has decided
0:36:48 > 0:36:51to send her on a very late hen do up north.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Only problem is he has been rather sparing with the details.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57It would be nice to know what's going on so we knew what to take.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00It's OK for boys to plan a wedding,
0:37:00 > 0:37:01I don't think it registers with them
0:37:01 > 0:37:04that all this has to come with a girl, just overnight.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07We need to know details, it's crazy.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Typical, is just typical of them.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14I bet Chris thinks this is something really nice and exciting and romantic
0:37:14 > 0:37:16that he is just whisking us off somewhere.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20I'm just getting a bit light-headed, I need to sit outside.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22It's, like, two hours and we need to set off
0:37:22 > 0:37:24and we don't even know where we're going,
0:37:24 > 0:37:27what we're doing, who's coming.
0:37:28 > 0:37:29And we've got to phone them now.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Chris doesn't want the girls to know the wedding's in Scotland,
0:37:32 > 0:37:35so he is sending them to a hotel just south of the border,
0:37:35 > 0:37:38but he's in danger of taking his secrecy too far.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Let's get some information.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42Bonjour.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46Don't you think it's about time you gave us a bit of information as to what's happening?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Samaya! Chill out.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Chill out?! Are you for real?
0:37:50 > 0:37:51'Chill out.'
0:37:51 > 0:37:54I'm having a complete breakdown, Christina's had a panic attack.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57We don't know what to pack, we don't know where we're going.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01That's why you've called me, so I can give you a bit of information.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05But I shouldn't have had to have called, you should have called us.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- No.- We should have had this sorted sooner.
0:38:07 > 0:38:12We are playing our hand close to our chest. Yes, we are playing our hand close to our chest.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14The earlier I give you a postcode,
0:38:14 > 0:38:16the earlier you get on Google straightaway
0:38:16 > 0:38:19and find out exactly where you are going.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Of course I will be on Google finding out where I am going.
0:38:21 > 0:38:22If I leave it to the last minute
0:38:22 > 0:38:26you are going to be so rushed off your feet packing
0:38:26 > 0:38:28you won't have a chance to find out where you're going.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31You'll just be able to put the postcode into the sat nav
0:38:31 > 0:38:33when you get in the car and there you go.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37- So I need a sat nav? - Yes, you need a sat nav. We can get you one if you need one.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I am going to kill him.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42It wasn't me late letting them know, they were late calling me to find out what was going on.
0:38:42 > 0:38:46I would have thought he would have sorted the transport out for us,
0:38:46 > 0:38:48rather than leaving us to sort it out ourselves.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51They will have just been like, "We'll get the girls to drive."
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Aware that the wedding's tomorrow,
0:39:00 > 0:39:03the girls pack their outfits and head off for the hen party.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08But three hours of travelling isn't proving to be that much fun.
0:39:08 > 0:39:13I am so tired. I'm fed up of travelling and Samaya's driving.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19We're at the hotel.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Hello.- Hello. Good afternoon, welcome to the Crown Hotel.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27Thank you.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- Have you had a safe journey? - Yes, it was interesting.- Good.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Ever thoughtful Chris
0:39:35 > 0:39:38decides to get the girls an extra last-minute treat.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42There's going to be a maximum cap limit on this of £100,
0:39:42 > 0:39:43that we're going to put in towards it,
0:39:43 > 0:39:46but I think that should be more than enough, to be honest with you.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47It's to be delivered.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53And the girls have glammed themselves up especially for the occasion.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55Hope it's going to be a good night.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57It does feel a bit more like hen do now.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Must be something we don't know about.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01PHONE RINGS
0:40:01 > 0:40:02Hi, Chris.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Samaya, hello, my dear. Are you all right? - I'm all right, love. How are you?
0:40:06 > 0:40:10Not bad, not bad at all. Basically, we're going to give you a number for a Chinese takeaway in a second.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12He's getting us a takeaway.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18We're putting 100 quid behind the till so that you guys can basically just get whatever you want.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19- 'A Chinese?'- Yeah.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22And it'll be delivered there and you can just have a girls night in
0:40:22 > 0:40:25and basically eat Chinese food.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26Lovely.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Takeaway at yours?
0:40:31 > 0:40:34'We're getting a takeaway. But it's not even ordered.'
0:40:34 > 0:40:39We've got to go on Just Eat, which we can't, because we've got no signal or laptop.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40THEY LAUGH
0:40:40 > 0:40:46I don't really understand why we've come so far for a takeaway.
0:40:47 > 0:40:48I just want to cry.
0:40:48 > 0:40:53I think that the sentiment was there, just not the planning, really.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58Corrine is may still have faith in Chris, but her bridesmaids are close to mutiny.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01If it was me, I would've killed him.
0:41:01 > 0:41:07And I think that when we got here, they just expected everything to be sorted.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11But, typical Chris, of course, he had to leave things to the last minute.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15Even from the beginning she's just been totally besotted by him.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18And this could've gone worse than what it has,
0:41:18 > 0:41:21yet Chris would still be her number one.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Like we said, she's his number one fan and she will always be.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28I'd like to think that Chris knows...
0:41:30 > 0:41:34Knows me well enough to know, you know, which buttons you don't press.
0:41:35 > 0:41:41And unless he, you know, really does find something that really irritates me or really upsets me,
0:41:41 > 0:41:45it's unlikely that I will at any point think,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48"Oh, I can't do this," and get stressed out and snap.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51It would take something pretty drastic.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Let's hope the wedding tomorrow is more sweet than sour.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02It's my wedding day. I'm excited.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05I'm getting married!
0:42:05 > 0:42:08# If you go down in the woods today... #
0:42:08 > 0:42:11The big day's finally arrived. With only five hours to go,
0:42:11 > 0:42:15the fairy dust still needs to be sprinkled on Chris's woodland wedding.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17No-o-o!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- Here we go, here we go, here we go. - Yeah.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Just get it to a position where it's sturdy on the ground.
0:42:23 > 0:42:28The plan is for all the wedding guests to enter through a Narnia-inspired wardrobe
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Chris's mates are on hand to help,
0:42:32 > 0:42:37but only he knows exactly what he wants for his Wonderland vision.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Ouch!
0:42:39 > 0:42:43This is the massive Alice In Wonderland "Drink me" bottle.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Slowly but surely, it is all coming together, yes.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Two massive toadstools.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Perfect, absolutely perfect!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Across the border at her hotel,
0:42:56 > 0:43:00the usually unflappable bride IS starting to flap.
0:43:00 > 0:43:07Right now, I feel really suddenly very anxious. Kind of nauseous.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11I still don't know if when we leave today we've got a long journey.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14I don't know what time the ceremony is or what's going on.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17I haven't got the foggiest.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19I don't even have any shoes.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20We don't know how we're getting there.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24We've got all of our stuff here, so I assume we're driving there.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Yeah, so we're just in limbo, again. Thanks, Chris.
0:43:27 > 0:43:32The thing is, I know with Chris there's always method in his madness,
0:43:32 > 0:43:36and they've got no reason to think that.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38They've got no reason to trust him like I do.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42It's like, is it a secret or does nobody know? Have they not decided yet?
0:43:42 > 0:43:48I've just got faith in him. I just hope he proves me right.
0:43:48 > 0:43:53But with less than half an hour to go, is Corrine's unswerving faith misplaced?
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Everything is a bit behind schedule as it took longer to get the stuff up in the woods than we thought.
0:43:57 > 0:44:01But we're all getting dressed. What time are we on now? Christ, it's 2.35.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04I'm getting married in 25 minutes! Come on, lets go!
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- Corrine.- Say that again, darling. - Do you have any shoes?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10No, I don't have any. It's the one thing I don't have.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12What are you going to wear?
0:44:12 > 0:44:16I don't know. You know what Chris is like, he'll be doing something dramatic.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19- I don't think he'll have forgotten about them. He better not have! - Like that food?
0:44:19 > 0:44:24- You got the shoes?- Of course I have! - Thank God for that! We thought we'd lost them.
0:44:24 > 0:44:29In the woods, Mad Hatter Chris is now running really late for a very important date.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31I don't know where the chest is, Matt. I don't know.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Right, there are my rings.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36They are CDs because we haven't had a chance to burn them yet.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39That's my marriage certificate. I need to keep this on me at all times from now on.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Three o'clock, three o'clock, three o'clock.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44There's a spare bag, Chris. Rubbish bag.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Corrine's still waiting to go to the ball,
0:44:48 > 0:44:51but where are her glass slippers?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54How long will you leave it before finding out about your shoes?
0:44:54 > 0:44:59- What if you don't get any shoes at all?- I'll have to wear flip-flops then.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01He won't have. He won't have forgotten shoes.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04You seem very calm about it all, Corrine. I'd be an...
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I'd be pacing this room screaming blue murder, wanting to kill him.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10- I can't believe how trusting you are of him.- You are so patient.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13I need to be trusting with him. I've let him plan my wedding!
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Now's not a good time to not trust him, is it?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Where are your shoes then?
0:45:20 > 0:45:233.05. We're not too far behind!
0:45:23 > 0:45:28There's another picture I wanted to get. It's in Firth's car.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32I'm all right, I'm all right.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42At the hotel, Corrine's mum turns up to inspect the bridesmaids' outfits.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45OK!
0:45:50 > 0:45:52You all look REALLY unhappy.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56It really, really, really could've been worse.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01We had to go with what we'd got.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05It was like eight o'clock at night in Meadowhall, all of us there,
0:46:05 > 0:46:08all these different girls needing the same dress in different sizes,
0:46:08 > 0:46:12or the same hot pants as we originally went for. It weren't happening.
0:46:12 > 0:46:16I'm thinking, what was he thinking with denim hot pants?
0:46:16 > 0:46:19He said, "I've got a vision for you, just go with me."
0:46:19 > 0:46:22- None of it worked. - There's method in his madness
0:46:22 > 0:46:24and I know you don't all believe me when I say that.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28- Has he drugged you or something? - Just because I'm calm!
0:46:28 > 0:46:30I can't understand how you can still be calm.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34I'm just... I'm really... I don't know what to expect...
0:46:34 > 0:46:37what's going to happen now.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39After a grilling from her bridesmaids,
0:46:39 > 0:46:44and shoeless on her wedding day, is Corrine's trust finally starting to waver?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51I'm going to bring the guests down now.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55- Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Wonderland! Follow me. - GUESTS CHEER
0:46:55 > 0:46:59Already an hour late, Corrine sets off for her wedding...
0:46:59 > 0:47:01in her flip-flops.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- When you can't see them, it doesn't matter.- You can't see them.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07Do you know what Stu put out? The stuff from the room.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Christina, we're going to sort this out.- We'll sort it, don't worry.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Good luck.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- Ah-h!- I got a couple of things from Chris to give to you.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25But Prince Charming hasn't forgotten her shoes after all.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28- Shoes.- Look! Not flip-flops. - Do you want to do it now?
0:47:28 > 0:47:30CORRINE GIGGLES Thank you!
0:47:30 > 0:47:33But he's not out of the woods yet.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40HE CHUCKLES
0:47:40 > 0:47:41THUNDER RUMBLES
0:47:41 > 0:47:44And as the heavens open,
0:47:44 > 0:47:48it's starting to look as if Chris's plan for an outdoor wedding
0:47:48 > 0:47:49could be a woodland washout.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54It said "Welcome to Scotland". We just crossed over.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58- I did not know that.- Just crossed over.- Do you not need a passport? I have no idea.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02I hope it's not outside now that it's chucking it down! Yeah.
0:48:03 > 0:48:08- It's got a little bit damp in the rain!- Thank you very much. - Grab yourself a seat.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14GUESTS CHATTER
0:48:17 > 0:48:18The calm before the storm.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23Or the calm before the sunshine, I mean.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Oh, come on, sun, just come out. Give us a break, man!
0:48:26 > 0:48:28At least it's not torrential.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36Nearly an hour and a half late, Corrine finally arrives.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:48:39 > 0:48:40Come on, you're all right.
0:48:45 > 0:48:50Yeah, nearly stopped raining! Come on! Shine for a bit, you bastard!
0:48:50 > 0:48:56It looks like Chris's luck is in, as his bride brings the sunshine.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Wow, look how bright it's just got for you! It must be a sign.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Welcome. If you want to follow me.
0:49:04 > 0:49:09- God! Nervous, nervous, nervous. - Must feel it now.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Not long now.
0:49:12 > 0:49:17I can't stop giggling! SHE GIGGLES
0:49:21 > 0:49:24OK, we're going through a wardrobe.
0:49:24 > 0:49:31Stepping through the wardrobe, the bridal party are transported into their very own fairy-tale woodland.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35Corrine wanted a pristine English country garden wedding,
0:49:35 > 0:49:37but she's been whisked away to the rugged forests of Narnia.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40- This is really beautiful, isn't it? - I mean, Scotland.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43Oh, look at this!
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Oh, are you are joking?
0:49:46 > 0:49:50I'm sensing a theme, obviously.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52He's put a lot of thought into this.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54He's thought about what you want, hasn't he?
0:49:54 > 0:49:57I'm just really happy. It's all lovely.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01As heavily pregnant Corrine waddles through the enchanted woodland,
0:50:01 > 0:50:03Chris is left waiting even longer.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05He's been such a busy bee!
0:50:07 > 0:50:09- Wow!- Is that a carousel?
0:50:09 > 0:50:13This has to be the world's slowest bride on the world's longest aisle!
0:50:13 > 0:50:18Lots of storybook feeling, isn't there?
0:50:21 > 0:50:23It's like being... The Three Bears, look.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26It's better than I ever could've imagined.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29- Come on, come on.- I've just seen the bridesmaids carrying a dress.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Unless there's another wedding going on, that's Corrine.
0:50:34 > 0:50:38Chris has to take things to another level, doesn't he? And that's exactly what he's done.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41I feel sick, I'm so nervous.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44After three long weeks apart,
0:50:44 > 0:50:47Chris can finally give Corrine her fairy-tale wedding.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Good afternoon.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Marriage is of course about partnership and sharing,
0:50:52 > 0:50:57and it is less to do with perfection than with loving someone for who they really are.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00Loving their faults as well as their virtues.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04- I didn't mean to look at Chris for faults. Sorry! - LAUGHTER
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Story of my life!
0:51:07 > 0:51:11They've now chosen to exchange their vows in the traditional manner.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- I, Chris, declare... - I, Chris, declare...
0:51:14 > 0:51:16..that I accept you, Corrine, as my legal wife.
0:51:16 > 0:51:20..that I accept you, Corrine, as my legal wife.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23- You are my whole world... - And with you I am complete.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25..and with you I am complete.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28- I, Corrine, declare... - I, Corrine, declare
0:51:28 > 0:51:30- that I accept you, Chris... - As my legal husband.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33As my legal husband.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35Chris, would you like to take the ring for Corrine?
0:51:35 > 0:51:38I give you this ring as a symbol of my love.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I give you this ring as a symbol of my love.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43- Please wear it always. - Please wear it always...
0:51:43 > 0:51:46- And when we are apart... - Please look on it and think of me.
0:51:46 > 0:51:47Please look on it and think of me.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51It's now my very happy duty, Chris and Corrine,
0:51:51 > 0:51:54to pronounce you husband and wife.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56You might want to have a kiss
0:51:56 > 0:51:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:04 > 0:52:07LAUGHTER It's different, it's crazy, it's wonderful,
0:52:07 > 0:52:09but no-one could've expected this.
0:52:09 > 0:52:14This is better than I ever could have expected. A million times better.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18It's her own secret garden. It's even better than the venue we went on see before.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20'It's amazing.'
0:52:20 > 0:52:22I'm really, really sorry that we doubted him.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24The whole thing that I had in my head of,
0:52:24 > 0:52:27"It'll be worth it, cos next time I see her she she'll be my wife,"
0:52:27 > 0:52:31and I just had to keep telling myself that over the last three weeks.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34And the surprises don't end there.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37No fairy-tale wedding is complete without a carriage.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Seriously?! You think I can get in that? In this?
0:52:41 > 0:52:44- This is my wife. - CORRINE GIGGLES
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Corrine wanted an English tea party for her wedding reception,
0:53:03 > 0:53:08but Chris organised a Scottish teepee party for his.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10What will she make of his quirky plans?
0:53:10 > 0:53:15- If the weather's nice, we're going to get these hay bales out here and get everybody sat round.- Uh-huh.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19But if the weather's inclement when we come to do the speeches, this is the roundhouse.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23This sleeps 18 people as well, so this will be more for the party-harders.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27This is our abode for the evening.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30So I had the hotel last night and now I have a yurt tonight?
0:53:32 > 0:53:37- Hello!- Swept away by her Wonderland, Corrine doesn't seem bothered
0:53:37 > 0:53:38by the dreaded hog roast.
0:53:38 > 0:53:44And even the bridesmaids have been won over by Chris and his big kid's fairy-tale.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47It's brilliant, like we all think it's amazing. We all love it.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50It's just lovely to see it all sort of pay off today.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54I cannot believe we're up a mountain and we've been in a forest.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58I think we were all pretty shocked with what Chris came up with.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00He's made her own little Wonderland.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03So with the fairy-tale couple now married,
0:54:03 > 0:54:05it's time for the last chapter of their big day.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09'Ladies and gentleman, can I announce the new
0:54:09 > 0:54:12'Mr and Mrs Adamson!'
0:54:12 > 0:54:16- CHEERING - Hello!
0:54:22 > 0:54:25I'd like to introduce you all to someone - my wife!
0:54:25 > 0:54:28CHEERING
0:54:28 > 0:54:30# Rock it all night
0:54:30 > 0:54:32# I sent a rocket to the globe
0:54:32 > 0:54:34# Bomb the disco
0:54:34 > 0:54:37# I filled it up with lovin' and I watch it explode... #
0:54:37 > 0:54:41- Best man in title and best man in general.- Thanks, man.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Thank you!
0:54:43 > 0:54:45# Yeah! All right Can you feel it? #
0:54:45 > 0:54:51On paper, sticking a very, very pregnant woman in the middle of a forest, you know...
0:54:51 > 0:54:56- With composting toilets. - Yeah, and walks between everything.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58I wouldn't have done it, but you did, and now I'm really enjoying it.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- People will be talking about this for a long time.- Exactly.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05# Can you feel the lo-o-o-ove? This is love, this is love... #
0:55:05 > 0:55:10I have faith, as stupid or crazy as whatever things may be when you do it, it always does tend to work out.
0:55:10 > 0:55:14And I've been saying to people, you know, "Have faith. He's got a reason, there's method in his madness."
0:55:14 > 0:55:16So part of me has been thinking,
0:55:16 > 0:55:21"Please have method in his madness. Please let this work out." THEY LAUGH
0:55:23 > 0:55:26# Can you feel the love? #
0:55:26 > 0:55:28I'd say the last three weeks have been
0:55:28 > 0:55:30without doubt the hardest three weeks of my life.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33And that is not because you've got to plan a wedding,
0:55:33 > 0:55:36and that is because I've got to be away from this wonderful woman.
0:55:36 > 0:55:40But it's worth it, because now I can call you, not a wonderful woman,
0:55:40 > 0:55:45not my girlfriend or even fiancee, but I can say, "This is my wife."
0:55:49 > 0:55:51- Love you.- I love you.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56Next time, space cadet Anthony...
0:55:56 > 0:55:59One small step for a man, one giant leap for wedding planning.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01..wants to give his fashionable fiancee...
0:56:01 > 0:56:04I had these before Kate Middleton's.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07- ..a wedding that is out of this world.- Smells like a wedding.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10- Will she get the day she deserves... - You expect me to marry this guy?
0:56:10 > 0:56:11..or will this geek's plans...
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Everybody loves lasers. Grandma used to say that.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17- ..for their big day...- I can't even talk about it, I'm so excited!
0:56:17 > 0:56:20- ..go up in smoke? - You might have to lift up his visor
0:56:20 > 0:56:23- to say "I do."- Something wrong with him, isn't there?
0:56:23 > 0:56:27# Tonight
0:56:27 > 0:56:31# We are young
0:56:32 > 0:56:36# So I set the world on fire
0:56:36 > 0:56:38# We can burn brighter
0:56:38 > 0:56:44# Than the su-u-un
0:56:44 > 0:56:47# Tonight... #
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