0:00:03 > 0:00:08Don't Tell The Bride celebrates weddings like no-one else.
0:00:08 > 0:00:13From New York to Glasgow... Oh, my God.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17..Las Vegas... Yeah! Why would the man I love do this?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20..to Ibiza. I can't even plan a wedding for her.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23And one unforgettable roller coaster ride.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30And now we're back, as 12 more unsuspecting brides
0:00:30 > 0:00:33prepare for the journey of a lifetime.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34No freakin' way!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37The grooms get three weeks and ?12,000.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44And the brides get no say in how it's spent.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm trying my hardest to stay positive and I can't.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48So get ready to rock...
0:00:48 > 0:00:52I don't even want you at my wedding. ..as the party reaches new heights
0:00:52 > 0:00:54and sinks to new lows,
0:00:54 > 0:00:58with more fairy-tale endings than ever before.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Is this it? Is this is all I get?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Tonight...
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Scuba gear? In the dress? In the pool? Yes.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10..hopeless romantic Ian wants to make a big splash...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I want you to kiss the bride.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14..on his big day.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Uh-oh. She'd better love me after this.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19But with a bride who dreams of being a gypsy princess...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I want this dress. ..and her friends and family horrified
0:01:22 > 0:01:25by his decisions... Is this all a joke, just like one big game?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I can't pretend I'm happy, cos I'm not.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29..will she decide to take the plunge...
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I can't believe he's making me cry.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34..and marry a man who wants to throw her in at the deep end?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, my God! There'll be tears...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I don't feel comfortable at all. What do I do?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43At the moment I'm thinking... ..but will there be a wedding?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Three years ago, 27-year-old Ian kissed goodbye to the single life
0:02:00 > 0:02:04when he fell for his sports therapist Hayley.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06The couple, born and bred in Staines,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10met at the local leisure centre where Hayley worked.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12He asked me if I could stretch his hamstring.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I can see right up your shorts.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's good having a girl rub you up before even your first date!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Well, I thought, "That's the man I'm going to marry."
0:02:20 > 0:02:23And after a few more probing rub-downs,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hayley just couldn't let Ian go.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I love Ian because he's really kind, and really fun.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm still running, I'm still going to beat you!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34He tries to go out of his way to make me happy,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38even if it doesn't always go to plan, but his heart's in the right place.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40My rock.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41SHOUTING
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I love her personality. She loves having a laugh and joke about.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48'Her drive...'
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Keep up! Ah!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53You cheated. You went before "Go."
0:02:53 > 0:02:57..the only way she knows how to do things is to succeed. Cheers. Cheers.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Oh, I got some of yours.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00After two years together,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03romantic Ian popped the question while on holiday in Turkey.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Went down on one knee in the sea and asked you to marry me.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10It was the best day of my life. I done it in the sea
0:03:10 > 0:03:13purely because... I used to be a mermaid.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16She used to swim for county, she used to swim for all her schools
0:03:16 > 0:03:20and she taught me to swim. She glides through water like it isn't even there.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Morning. But a wedding seemed a long way off as this hard-working,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27hard-up couple juggle two jobs each to make ends meet.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29All right, darling?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I work in a factory as my main job. I also work in a supermarket
0:03:33 > 0:03:37stacking shelves part-time. I work as a primary school teacher.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41See you later. 'And then, in the evenings,'
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I work as a physio for a football team.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Money obviously is tight, that's why we have to work so many jobs.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50We're in and out, working opposite shifts to each other
0:03:50 > 0:03:54and barely get to see each other. It's normally "hello", "goodbye"
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and "see you later."
0:03:56 > 0:04:00For Ian and Hayley, getting ?12,000 to pay for their wedding
0:04:00 > 0:04:01is a dream come true.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05It's over a year of salary. And that's if we didn't have bills.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Realistically it's about ten years' worth of money.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10All right?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14And bringing the wedding forward also means that Ian's ill father
0:04:14 > 0:04:16will definitely make their big day.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19With Dad being disabled, it is really hard.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23It's majorly important that he is there. Isn't it, really?
0:04:23 > 0:04:29Just remember, it's "Yes, dear, no, dear, I'll do that straight away."
0:04:29 > 0:04:32But you don't have to do it straight away. Yeah, you do!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I think he's excited about it. He's very excited.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Argh! You will plan my wedding well.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42But not as excited as the bride herself.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Because I'm in my tracksuits quite a lot,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47for the wedding, I want to be Barbie girl.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I can see you in that. I want to see me in that.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52You're not living if you haven't got glitter on.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55The biggest, the best, the glitteriest, the pinkest thing
0:04:55 > 0:04:58'you've ever seen.' That would go with my dream dress.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00At the moment I'm a caterpillar
0:05:00 > 0:05:04but when I get married I'll be a beautiful butterfly.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Look at that for a wedding ring.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Oh, what?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Whether Hayley emerges from her tracksuit as a beautiful
0:05:12 > 0:05:17butterfly on her wedding day is down to Ian, as he'll be in control.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm doing the wedding, one because you deserve a break,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and two, I want my own way for a change!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Just remember, your way isn't necessarily the right way.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I think she wants something that's going to be big and sparkly.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I want a big church, big butterfly dress
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and beautiful venue. Yeah, I'm not giving her that.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You're going to go into the boat!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I want a wedding that's going to be completely different,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46that's going to stand out, that everyone will talk about.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50If I fall in, you'll have to come and rescue me. You'll be fine. You can swim now.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Something that Hayley will never guess that I'm doing
0:05:52 > 0:05:54and her dress may get a bit wet.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58'It's a massive gamble.' You better not capsize me, I don't want to get wet.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00But it's a gamble well worth taking.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02We're going to go in the hedges!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05'I think this isn't what she wants.'
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It doesn't bode well for our wedding, does it?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11But it's such a grand gesture and something so sentimental
0:06:11 > 0:06:16that she should love it. Don't rock it. I don't want to go in the water.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Fingers crossed.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26It's time for Hayley to pack her things and leave their home
0:06:26 > 0:06:28for the next three weeks.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Are you going to miss me? I'll miss you loads.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Will you miss me? No!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45It'll be OK.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51You're going to make all your make-up run. I know!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56That's it. There's no going back now.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05But this romantic groom won't let her drive away that easily.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09You're not going nowhere! Don't go! Roadkill!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23He really does, like, support me with everything that I do.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Picking me up when I'm down and stuff
0:07:25 > 0:07:29so it's really weird to think he won't be around for three weeks.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32There's only one result. It's got to be right, got to be right.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Spending three weeks away from each other for it being wrong
0:07:36 > 0:07:40ain't worth doing, in my book. Got to be right.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44The couple will have no contact for the next three weeks,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47so Hayley is staying with her parents.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Mum Gail and sister Andrea are there to meet her.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I can't believe you're letting Ian do your wedding.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I can't quite believe it either.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Obviously I want it to be in a church. I would like to think
0:07:57 > 0:08:01that for the ceremony, it's not going to be made
0:08:01 > 0:08:05into this big joke to laugh about, because it's serious.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09That would be awful, if it was a comical thing,
0:08:09 > 0:08:10which it's not, it is serious.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Sometimes Ian finds it hard to take things seriously.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I'd actually like something quite wacky and...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yeah. ..to lighten the mood. I'd enjoy myself!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Your sense of humour would like it. Yeah, cos you're viewing it. It's not your wedding,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26so yeah. You'd like it cos you'd get to laugh at me!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Meanwhile, Ian has gone straight to Spelthorne Leisure Centre
0:08:33 > 0:08:35for a splash around.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Best men Justin and Adam might think they're here to kick around
0:08:39 > 0:08:40some ideas...
0:08:40 > 0:08:44But Ian already knows how he wants his wacky wedding.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Right, guys. Thought I better share with you
0:08:46 > 0:08:48my ingenious idea I've come up with.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53As you know, Hayley loves water. The plan is to get married underwater.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54What?! What do you reckon?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Underwater?! Underwater. You're joking. No.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Unfortunately, he's not joking,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04despite the fact Hayley only taught him to swim last year.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Novice swimmer Ian could be out of his depth.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'm only doing this for Hayley.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15She better love me after this. I can't stand going underwater.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16You just need to try and relax.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's bad enough swimming in water let alone getting underneath it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23I'm a bit of an idiot really, ain't I?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24We're all here to support you
0:09:24 > 0:09:26so you're not going to be in any trouble.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29That's what he thinks.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'm looking forward to seeing you walk down the aisle.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Every emotion is just going to be there with you. It's something
0:09:35 > 0:09:38you have dreamed of for so long. Even though you are sporty,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41you've always been a girly girl.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46And I think this is why it's such a big deal for you. Yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Has he stitched us up here?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Has he stitched himself up? That's the question.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You can't get more off-the-wall than that, can you? No.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Worse case is if she gets there...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58If she hates it. Hates it and...
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Breaks, I don't know, breaks down. Starts crying and walks off.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I don't know. Where would you go from there?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06That would be an absolute nightmare.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09The following day,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13and the boys get to work planning Ian's underwater wedding.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Where do you start?! Swimming pool.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Not bad. Right. You two have to be here and here.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23And then we need to get her up there somehow.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28If we do a traditional aisle, guests could be on the outside of the pool.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Bride and her dad and obviously bridesmaids behind.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It's a traditional set-up, except for a massive watery bit
0:10:35 > 0:10:37that's going to make everyone a little bit wet.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39If we get her going from shallow to deep end,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43then she could still walk down like a traditional wedding march
0:10:43 > 0:10:47until she gets to the deep end, where it's going to be a bit of a...
0:10:47 > 0:10:51We're need to give her breathing apparatus, get some diving gear.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54How will you do your vows? Hand signals? Like when they scuba dive?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I ain't done it, but isn't it all hand signals? Just like, "Do you..."
0:10:58 > 0:11:01She'll be like, "Nah..."
0:11:01 > 0:11:03THEY LAUGH
0:11:03 > 0:11:05MUSIC: BAYWATCH THEME
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Let's have a look for a pool.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12He's got a lot of reasons for it. Hayley loves swimming.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14She taught him to swim.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17It means a lot to him, being afraid of water.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18He's still not comfortable.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's kind of romantic in a way, really, isn't it?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25In a strange way, chucking your bride in a pool.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I think... She'll love it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's mad. It's mad.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32It's mad, he's mad!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41It's day two, and Ian and his mad, romantic plan
0:11:41 > 0:11:45have come to the posh Beaumont Estate in search of a pool
0:11:45 > 0:11:46to dunk his bride into. Very nice.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49If the pool looks anything like this, mate,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52could be a winner. Straight onto a winner, yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Not only has it the wow factor, but Hayley would never guess
0:11:56 > 0:11:59a watery wedding awaits her inside.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01So you're interested in having your wedding here?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04We've come up with a crazy idea of getting married in a swimming pool.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08OK... So actually in the swimming pool?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Actually in the pool. And have the blessing underwater?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Yeah. Basically my other half taught me to swim in the water,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18and she's a bit of a mermaid, really. Lovely.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20It should put her at comfort on the big day.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22We don't do normal. OK. No problem.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24It's very nice to have something different.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31That looks good, don't it? Very nice, yeah.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33The idea was, it was going to be in the deep end
0:12:33 > 0:12:35and then she walks from the shallow end.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Is she going to have her wedding dress on as well?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40That's the plan. OK. It's going to be so much fun!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# I want to sink to the bottom with you... #
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Planning to scuba throughout the ceremony means the wedding party
0:12:51 > 0:12:54will have to be fully submerged. So it's a quick dip
0:12:54 > 0:12:57to check the water level is deep enough.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What do you think? Is it deep enough?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I don't know, there's no way we could stand here and do it.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Justin, get underwater.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06But a metre and a half of water
0:13:06 > 0:13:09is proving too shallow for what Ian has in mind.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Needing to find somewhere deeper,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Ian's driven ten minutes down the road to...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20a lake.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's got to be something that takes her breath away.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24It's got potential to do that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28She loves the water and she won't be expecting me to do this, will she?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30No.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35And she probably won't be expecting to be getting married directly
0:13:35 > 0:13:37under the Heathrow flight path!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43It may be deep enough, but the boys' first task
0:13:43 > 0:13:46is to make sure the bride and groom will actually be able
0:13:46 > 0:13:48to see each other under the water.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50MUSIC: JAWS THEME
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Ooh! Fresh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You can see your hands in front of you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10It's not like proper murky so you can't. It's pretty clear.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15It's clear enough, so at least he'll be able to see his bride's face.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20But he might not want to. This is the church I want to get married in.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I run past here all the time.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Hayley's dream wedding is much more traditional, and, well, drier.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Really has got the wow factor. This is beautiful.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34HAYLEY HUMS WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS
0:14:34 > 0:14:37What are you like? Look how long the aisle is.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Everyone can admire me for ages. This is nice.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Oh, wait... You're going too fast.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Wait. Do I do this together, this together? No.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I think this is a big enough catwalk.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I'll have to walk really, really slow so they all get a good look,
0:14:50 > 0:14:54and look back and go, "Yeah!"
0:14:54 > 0:14:59What I was thinking is we could use this as the aisle.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02So we've got the jetty coming in.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04But people seeing it, that's the only thing.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Is the walking down the aisle, a long aisle like this, important?
0:15:07 > 0:15:12You walk in and see all these people staring...
0:15:12 > 0:15:19We can dress it up make it glittery, pink. It's definitely got the depth.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23You'd have petals down the aisle, like real petals. Pink bows...
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And then candles, as well.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And it's all serious.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33To get married somewhere like this you would feel it was official.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34It was the real McCoy.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36What do you think Hayley's going to think?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I think she's going to be blown away by it.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I like it being something you wouldn't normally have
0:15:41 > 0:15:43for a wedding venue at all.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47It's outrageous, but not in a fancy way.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I want you to get married here. So do I.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I want to get married here now.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53It'd be beautiful.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Oh...
0:15:57 > 0:16:01It looks like Hayley's dream church wedding might be a washout.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's going to be difficult,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05but, if I pull it off, absolutely amazing.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Good points, bad points. Where should we start?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Scenery. Space. Lots of space.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16PLANE ROARS Bad points, planes.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Planes.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24When there's no light, it goes... Yeah, water's murky.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Prayer book. Ian might need that if he doesn't do it right.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Bolt of lightning will come down.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34BLEEP
0:16:40 > 0:16:43What do you think, mate? Ideal location(?)
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I think it's perfect(!)
0:16:45 > 0:16:48This is one of the exact reasons this might not be a good idea.
0:16:48 > 0:16:54This is too much of a risk. Back to the drawing board, I think?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Four days in and despite no wedding venue,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07even a thorough soaking hasn't dampened Ian's spirits.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10He's visiting his parents and family friend, Sarah,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14to reveal plans for his wacky watery wedding.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Top secret...I'm getting married underwater.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Underwater?! How are you going to do that?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Go to the Caribbean.
0:17:25 > 0:17:31I wish I could afford to go to the Caribbean. Slightly out of budget. Swimming pool? You're very close.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35It all goes back to how Hayley taught me to swim.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37To make her comfortable on the stressful day,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40let's put her in water.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42THEY LAUGH
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Are you going to get Hayley a proper wedding dress or...
0:17:48 > 0:17:49just the mermaid's outfit(?)
0:17:49 > 0:17:53No. She'll be getting married underwater in her wedding dress.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56In the wedding dress she'll keep?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58In the wedding dress she'll keep.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00At the reception, she'll be soaking wet.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04How are you going to get her to jump into water
0:18:04 > 0:18:06wearing a wedding dress?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09We'll have Adam push her in if she says no. Hmm?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Adam's pushing her in if she says no.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13How about her hair?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16The only thing you have to remember
0:18:16 > 0:18:20is you have to make her day.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21That's all it's about.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I think diving in the water will make her day.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Don't you think so? Over the moon(!)
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I can't wait to see the outcome.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35It will either be out of this world
0:18:35 > 0:18:38or totally bomb.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45With the hotel pool too shallow, and the lake too, well, wet,
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Ian has brought Adam to a place closer to home and to his heart -
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Hayley's old workplace - Spelthorne Leisure Centre.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57This is the pool she taught me to swim and where we met.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00You won't get more romantic than that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You romantic, you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05We know this pool is two metres deep.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07There's no chance of not going under.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Also, you've got the viewing stands up there to get the guests in.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13And give them all a good view of the soggy bride(!)
0:19:13 > 0:19:16MUSIC: "Splish Splash" by Bobby Darin
0:19:17 > 0:19:23I want the ceremony to be official and to be taken seriously.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Cos it's not a joke.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's two people committing for the rest of their lives.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32It would be lovely to confirm what I think I already know that
0:19:32 > 0:19:37he's caring and not selfish and that he's going to put me first.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40MUSIC: "How Deep Is Your Love?" by The Bee Gees
0:19:40 > 0:19:41That will definitely be deep enough.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43What d'you reckon?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47I reckon it's doable. Little walk in her dress...
0:19:47 > 0:19:52That's where she'll see she's getting in the water.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You'll be up there waiting with her, getting her scuba gear on.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57She'll have to come up the middle of the pool
0:19:57 > 0:20:00with her dad.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I think it looks stunning, mate.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04My plan is to be underwater, waiting for her.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10The wedding is about being a princess for the day
0:20:10 > 0:20:14and being rescued from your previous life and into marriage.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Saved you, baby.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You meet the person you're with for the rest of your life
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and it's happy ever after.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I just want my fairytale ending, really.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Ian now has to convince the new leisure centre manager
0:20:29 > 0:20:32to close the public pool to hold his wedding.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Scuba gear? Yep. In the dress? Yes. In the pool? Yes.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41OK. Probably look to do it for about ?2,000.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45What do you reckon about the idea of it all?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I think you're nuts. THEY LAUGH
0:20:47 > 0:20:50But I think because of the fact she taught you how to swim
0:20:50 > 0:20:52in our pool, I think it's lovely.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Ian must make sure his watery wedding isn't leaked.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59We must keep this secret. Hayley knows lots of people in the gym.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It needs to be a massive surprise for her.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Trust in us. We'll keep it a dead secret. Brilliant.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Thanks. Cheers, mate. Cheers. Bye-bye.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Yeah, I can really picture it in there.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I think it's got the depth, it's got the sentimental factor.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16It's got to be this pool. It's just the price, though.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18There's no way I expected ?2,000.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I agree, mate. She's going to kill me.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Hopefully she'll kiss me as well at some point.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Just before she hits me.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29So this nervous swimmer
0:21:29 > 0:21:32has splashed out ?2,000 for an underwater wedding
0:21:32 > 0:21:34at his bride's old workplace.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Do you ever get that sinking feeling?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Can't wait!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42But Ian's wedding plans aren't watertight -
0:21:42 > 0:21:44he can't legally marry in a swimming pool.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46So this is one of the smaller rooms,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49licensed for civil marriages, called the Quinnell Room.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52He'll needs to rubber stamp it at a licensed venue.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You've just booked your venue. Thank you.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57The boys book the reception for ?3,500.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Add that to the pool hire and they've sunk almost half the budget.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Not bad for a week's work.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13With two weeks to go, and trying to please a bride
0:22:13 > 0:22:16desperate to get out of her work tracksuit,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Ian needs to find the perfect princess dress.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21But he's not just looking for one.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Two? Yes. That's right, madam. OK...
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Two identical dresses, one for the pool and one for the party.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm getting married underwater.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Underwater? Yeah.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37On her wedding day? Yes.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42At her mum's house, Hayley is waiting for a special delivery.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47My perfect dress is specially made. I'm not like every other bride.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I want it to be really over the top, cos that's what I'm like.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57So I've called this seamstress, Maxine, and she's going to bring
0:22:57 > 0:22:59beautiful traveller dresses. So I'm really excited.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03How are you? Good, thank you. Come on in. Thank you.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06What was it, fairy tale you wanted, or bling or...?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Something really sparkly, maybe lights, fairy lights,
0:23:09 > 0:23:10something like that.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12She just wants to be a princess.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Big, blingy and beautiful. Oh, wow, look at that.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I love the whole gypsy wedding because it's flamboyant.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21It's, "Look at me, this is my special day.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22"I'm getting married to the man I love."
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Who wouldn't shout from the rooftops when you're that happy?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31I am worried for Ian. He won't be able to just walk into any shop
0:23:31 > 0:23:34and have a whole selection. He'll be lucky if he finds one.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37You won't find a traveller dress in a regular shop.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Like?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Likey. I think that's the one.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Happy? Think so.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Hayley's dream dress is a giant gypsy gown,
0:23:50 > 0:23:53which can barely squeeze into her mum's living room.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56That's a real wedding dress. If this isn't "look at me"
0:23:56 > 0:23:58then what is, eh?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Has the wedding got a theme?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06It has got a theme. What are you doing for it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'm doing an underwater themed wedding.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Under the water? I'm getting married underwater.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14How's that going to work?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16That is crazy. In the water, in her wedding dress.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You're throwing her in the water in her dress?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Hopefully she'll step in - if not, Adam will chuck her in.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Will she be all right with that? Would you like getting thrown in
0:24:25 > 0:24:28the water with your wedding dress on? No. No.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I'm getting a resounding no whenever I ask! No-one likes it.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34But everyone to their own, I guess.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I want this dress.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I was always quite a tomboy.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Now I'm getting married,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I want to become that princess, that butterfly
0:24:48 > 0:24:52and make that transition. I'm not the ugly caterpillar any more.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57I'm ready to marry the man I love and spread my wings and fly.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Being in my dress makes me feel like that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Worst case scenario - not big enough, not glittery enough
0:25:03 > 0:25:04and not pink enough.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Oh, dear. It's not as big, it's not as glittery
0:25:09 > 0:25:11and it's not pink.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17For just over ?600 each, Ian has bought two of the same dress,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21neither of which are anything like Hayley's gypsy gown.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24On the bright side, at least it's not a wet suit.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28I think an underwater wedding is the craziest idea I've ever heard of
0:25:28 > 0:25:32and I would not like to be in his shoes when the bride hears about it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36BOYS SHOUT
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, bit like me!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Hurry up!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Halfway through his three weeks and with the finishing post in sight,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ian is on the stag.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49The night's going really well... No!
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Food!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Let's have a bite of your burger. Oi.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Go! Go!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Apparently we're presenting a trophy for the winner of race eight.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Congratulations. Thanks very much.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09We are the winners.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Oi, who can say they can planned a wedding in three weeks, dude?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15And they're going to pull it off.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Nice dress. Cheers, darling.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Despite a night out with the lads, Ian's thoughts soon turn to Hayley.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I can't describe how much I miss her.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38And the only thing that's getting me through this is that I know
0:26:38 > 0:26:41that I'm going to give her the best day of her life at the end of this.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I've got a lot of confidence that she trusts me to do this.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53No matter how much I'm thinking, "I can't do this,"
0:26:53 > 0:26:57I've got to hold that back and provide her with a day
0:26:57 > 0:26:59that everybody is going to talk about.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07The venues are booked, the dresses bought. But Ian still doesn't know
0:27:07 > 0:27:10if his madcapped underwater wedding can actually work.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11So he's meeting up
0:27:11 > 0:27:15with an unsuspecting scuba diving instructor.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17So you've come to do a trial dive today.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20There was something else you wanted to mention.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm planning to get married underwater.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25No way! Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I've got to warn you, I'm not that confident near water. OK.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29It's normally cos I can't breathe,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32so hopefully with scuba gear, it'll be all right.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35You're having an underwater wedding and aren't comfortable in water?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Yes. I'm doing this for her. This will be interesting!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Day to remember, at least. Well, yeah.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43A day to remember or a day to forget!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45It could go either way, couldn't it?
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Unaware that their efforts will be washed away,
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Hayley and her sister, Andrea, are obsessing over wedding hair.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Do you want tight curls? I don't want straight hair.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Big, bold and beautiful.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01The hair is the number one priority to look good.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05If you're going up the aisle, people look. "Doesn't she look beautiful?"
0:28:05 > 0:28:08They look at you more, then the dress.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Start at the top, work down - a man might start somewhere else.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Oh, Ian made a good choice! Yeah.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16We hope. We hope.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22I think Ian is sensible enough not to do anything too crazy.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24We have your costumes.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25Get it on.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29You love it, don't you? You know I love it!
0:28:29 > 0:28:33We'll have a little swim round and a dress rehearsal. All right?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Boom-boom, ch!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Anyone who ruins their hair...
0:28:38 > 0:28:41What we'll do is we'll drop down in the deep end, and we'll have
0:28:41 > 0:28:45a little practice about how it might work next week, in the ceremony.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48So, I'm guessing one of you's going to pretend to be the bride?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50So, you've got to swim down,
0:28:50 > 0:28:54up the aisle, and then I'm going to say to you, OK, I want you to kiss the bride.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55THEY LAUGH
0:28:55 > 0:28:58It may only be a rehearsal
0:28:58 > 0:28:59but the diving instructor has also
0:28:59 > 0:29:02agreed to conduct the underwater ceremony on the big day.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06The lengths people go to for underwater love!
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# This must be underwater love
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# The way I feel it seeping over me
0:29:12 > 0:29:15# This must be underwater love
0:29:15 > 0:29:16# The way I feel it... #
0:29:19 > 0:29:20I think that's going to look great.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22The dresses underwater look amazing.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24They look really cool, don't they?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26You're happy with saying "put the ring on..."
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Yeah, yeah, perfect.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Also, we'll have cards, so if you're holding one up,
0:29:31 > 0:29:33we hold one back to you, "I do."
0:29:33 > 0:29:35I ain't giving her an "I don't" card,
0:29:35 > 0:29:37she's only go to have an "I do" card.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40But will Hayley take the plunge, let alone hold up an "I do" sign.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43What are you going to do if she don't get in the water, then, mate?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46There's no option for that. She's got to get in the water.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Supposed to be getting married underwater. No contingency plan.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50You've got to have faith.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52# Faith, faith, faith
0:29:52 > 0:29:54# You've got to have faith Faith, faith... #
0:29:54 > 0:29:57# I've got to have faith Faith, faith... #
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Unaware of the boys' plans,
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Hayley has come for a relaxing swim
0:30:02 > 0:30:06at her local leisure centre. I mean, wedding venue.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07This is a good place to escape everything.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Especially weddings.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I feel quite down.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14I miss him more.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26I miss him, more than I'm worried about the wedding.
0:30:26 > 0:30:31I never thought that would happen. I thought wedding, wedding, wedding.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35I'm the bride, I matter. I'm the best.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42But it's nothing if he wasn't there to enjoy it with me,
0:30:42 > 0:30:47so it just confirms that we're doing the right thing, doesn't it, really?
0:30:51 > 0:30:55In five days' time, Ian will be telling Hayley's bridesmaids
0:30:55 > 0:30:59to slip on a swimsuit, and dive into a pool in front of 100 guests.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02They clearly have no idea. Oh, here he is! Hello!
0:31:02 > 0:31:06You've already turned up. Hello. Hello, how are you?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08But today, Ian needs to trick them into thinking
0:31:08 > 0:31:10they are wearing dresses,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13so they don't guess his underwater plan. Can't fail.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16That's disgusting. They may look better on. On the floor.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19This looks like some sort of fishy...jellyfish.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Like jellyfish. Under the sea!
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Little Mermaid.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Maybe it's themed. So I'm thinking, Little Mermaid.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28How can they get that? It's the skirty bit.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Well, it is quite a nice colour.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I hear them saying, it makes them look like a jellyfish.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37And perhaps my theme could be underwater.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate!
0:31:40 > 0:31:44How they managed to get it off the dress, I don't know. Women.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48I'm not wearing it, end of.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Horrible. Gross.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51We're better than this.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52We're ready!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54It's better than the last one.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Hayley will like the arm, because it's like a butterfly.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59I think down the aisle, we should do this. For her.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04So, we're going for this one, yeah?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Laugh away, ladies, but the joke's actually on you.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12We've got dresses that we like, the girls think that this is going
0:32:12 > 0:32:15to be them for the day, but, unfortunately, it's not.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17The second outfit is going to be a swimming costume.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19# Somewhere, beyond the sea... #
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Look. A nice little...
0:32:22 > 0:32:24# Somewhere, waiting for me... #
0:32:24 > 0:32:26I do.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28With just three days until the watery wedding,
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Ian is spending the last of his budget on the final preparations.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34So, what are you doing, and how are you getting married?
0:32:34 > 0:32:38I'm getting married underwater. So, how you say "I do" underwater?
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Big card.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Oh, that's really cute.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45She's getting in the swimming pool in her dress. Really?
0:32:45 > 0:32:47She doesn't know? No, she doesn't know.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49She don't know that. Uh-oh!
0:32:49 > 0:32:51She doesn't know anything happening on the day.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53You're going to make do her hair and make up,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55and then you're going to dunk her underwater?
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Yes. She's going to love that.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Hope you've got waterproof make-up?
0:33:01 > 0:33:05No. There's, like, mascara running down her eyes.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08That'll be from tears of joy. Yeah, yeah.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10It won't matter then, it won't matter then.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Ian may have forgotten all about Hayley's make-up,
0:33:20 > 0:33:22but looking good is all that's on her mind.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24I've never had my nails done before.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27You just do what you think. I'll make them look lovely.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30You know what I like. I like glitter, I like pink.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32What kind of length are we going to go for?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Not too long, because I think it would just annoy me.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37I don't ever get myself pampered, do I? No.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39This is like a special treat.
0:33:39 > 0:33:40But, you're not a tomboy.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42You are really, really girly.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46Before, I was getting little waves of nerves, and now it's like a tornado.
0:33:46 > 0:33:51A tornado! A tornado, like, a tidal wave of nerves.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54Perfect for the chapel. For the chapel.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Thanks, babe.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59I love you more than words. I love you, too.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07With two days to go, juggling wedding planning
0:34:07 > 0:34:11and working night shifts are starting to take their toll on Ian.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14I wouldn't say I regret doing an underwater wedding,
0:34:14 > 0:34:18because it's so much sentimental value and meaning to it.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21I do think I'm a bit stupid, sometimes, for thinking of it.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Because I've given myself so much work, I have to double up everything.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28I am worried. It's the initial getting into the water.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31In her wedding dress. On her wedding day.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42It's the day before the wedding,
0:34:42 > 0:34:45and Hayley is on the way to collect her dress with her mum and sister.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47It looks quite small.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49And her hopes for a traveller dress are fading fast.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52I don't like that one. Too much netting.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I don't like the bow, I don't like the netting.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57I don't like the plain bit at the top.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Hi, there. Hello. Hiya. Hayley, is it?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Hayley, yes. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you.
0:35:02 > 0:35:07You're here to see your dress, are you? Nervous? Very. So am I. HAYLEY LAUGHS
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Oh, I hope she likes it.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19I'm getting all emotional now, just thinking about her thoughts.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22She dreamt of a supersized gypsy gown.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24I feel really nervous now.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28But she's about to see Ian's choice, and it's far from a fat frock.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39SHE SIGHS
0:35:47 > 0:35:49SHE SNIFFS It's not what I thought.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Oh, don't, let's just...
0:35:56 > 0:35:58She don't like it. Oh, God.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Oh, what an idiot!
0:36:02 > 0:36:06Let's just wait, before you start... I'm going to punch him.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07No, wait until you see it before you start.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Obviously, he hasn't... No, I mean it.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17I feel like he's... He's tried his best.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22I just hope it fits.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29I just feel bad for her now, you know what I mean?
0:36:29 > 0:36:33That she's got that upset to cry. I just feel really bad for her.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36If she's not happy, we're not happy.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Oh, Hayley, it's beautiful! You worried the hell out of me!
0:36:41 > 0:36:45It's beautiful. Why did you cry? It's beautiful.
0:36:45 > 0:36:46I was happy!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Oh, sweetheart, that is beautiful. What can I say? Beautiful.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Turn around! You are the butterfly, the princess,
0:36:52 > 0:36:53everything rolled into one.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57I love it. Oh, sweetheart, that is the best. See? He done great.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Eat your words! He done great.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Hayley won't be a big, gypsy princess like she'd hoped,
0:37:02 > 0:37:04but she's fallen in love with Ian's dress.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08Shame it'll be ruined by the deep end of a swimming pool.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10It's not how I pictured it to be.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14But it's... It's even better.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Hat off to you, Ian. Well done. More beautiful than I could have imagined.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Yeah, definitely. It's lovely.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Trying my dress on, I feel like I'm in my chrysalis today.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24And then tomorrow, once I'm married, with Ian,
0:37:24 > 0:37:26I'll be a beautiful butterfly,
0:37:26 > 0:37:28and we can have our happily ever after.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I can't wait.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41It's the morning of the wedding,
0:37:41 > 0:37:45and it's business as usual at Spelthorne Leisure Centre.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46But in three hours' time,
0:37:46 > 0:37:51it will become the venue for Hayley's wedding ceremony.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Two miles down the road, the girls are blissfully unaware
0:37:54 > 0:37:56of how wet the day is going to get.
0:37:56 > 0:38:02THEY SING: # It's all about you, it's all about you, baby! #
0:38:02 > 0:38:04SQUEAKY VOICE: Ooh! My name is Ian.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07I'm getting married today. Well, hello!
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Stop moving.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13Don't touch me. Right, OK. I need to find my eyebrows.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16And Hayley's transformation from lowly caterpillar is well under way.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19When I'm married, I'm going to be a beautiful butterfly.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21I might need someone's help.
0:38:21 > 0:38:22SHE SQUEALS
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Really just anxious,
0:38:24 > 0:38:28and hoping everything is just going to go off perfectly.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30So far, it has.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33I just can't wait to see him. He's doing really well, so far.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37So he's going to have to do quite a lot to upset me.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41This is it, now. You know, this is my big day.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44You know, I've dreamt and thought about this for years.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48It's going to be an emotional day. Hence, waterproof.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49SHE LAUGHS
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Did you iron your shirts?
0:38:54 > 0:38:56LAUGHTER We are going underwater!
0:38:56 > 0:39:01Five minutes up the road, the boys have arrived at the leisure centre, with their home-made arch.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Look at that!
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Well, at least the swimming pool will be better dressed than the bridesmaids,
0:39:06 > 0:39:11who've discovered the boys haven't delivered all of their outfits.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15We're not doing very well, mate. We are a bridesmaid dress down. HE GROANS
0:39:15 > 0:39:18'What are we going to do?' There's not much we can do.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20She's absolutely fuming, mate.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24But Mum's to the rescue, and Hayley's "something borrowed"
0:39:24 > 0:39:27turns out to be a bridesmaid dress.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29That looks really good on you.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I'm surprised it fits. It's fantastic.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Honestly, I'm not upset about the dress, I'm upset about Hayley.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39Oblivious to the drama, Hayley is pushing on with plan princess.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41I can't wait for him to see me.
0:39:41 > 0:39:46I hope that... I hope he's just going to be, like, "Wow!"
0:39:46 > 0:39:49That's the effect I'm going for. If it's anything less than wow,
0:39:49 > 0:39:53then I'm just going to walk back down the aisle and try again.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56This is definitely the best make-up job
0:39:56 > 0:39:58and the prettiest I've ever felt.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01And that's what I wanted for my wedding day.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04SQUEALS OF APPROVAL
0:40:04 > 0:40:06That is such a beautiful colour. I'm sure I had four of you.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10Come on, Shezza. Oh, bless. What happened?
0:40:10 > 0:40:12This is what happened. There's been a problem with the dresses. Right.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16You look lovely. That's mine. Is it? Your mum came to the rescue.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Yeah, looks lovely.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21After three weeks of preening and years of dreaming,
0:40:21 > 0:40:25Hayley has become a wedding day princess,
0:40:25 > 0:40:29and Ian is about to ask her to wash it all away.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33APPLAUSE
0:40:33 > 0:40:34See ya! Bye!
0:40:37 > 0:40:42God. Ah! He got a pink one! He got a pink one!
0:40:42 > 0:40:45I'm just excited to get there, now. I just want to see him.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53At the leisure centre, the guests are arriving,
0:40:53 > 0:40:55and they're a bit confused.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57I was hoping that we're going to be going on from here
0:40:57 > 0:40:59on to the church or something,
0:40:59 > 0:41:02not get actually married in a swimming pool or something.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05But, no, I know he wouldn't do that to her, so it's all right.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Not long left, now. Could be the end of my life.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14Could be the end of it, mate. She knocks that regulator out of my mouth, I'm screwed.
0:41:14 > 0:41:20I'm more nervous for him than me. I just hope it turns out all right.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Is Ian winding us up, or something? They wouldn't do a wedding here.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Maybe he's doing something stupid first, he must be.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Unless he's decorated the hall, or something. I don't know.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Cor, my knees are knobbling together.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38Come on. Oh, no!
0:41:38 > 0:41:43Come with me, ladies. Where's your shoes? I lost them.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Who wants to get married at work?
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Oh, why are we going in the changing rooms?!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51You all right? HE LAUGHS
0:41:51 > 0:41:54What do you mean, "Go in to the end cubicle"?
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Oh, my God! No freaking way!
0:41:59 > 0:42:03No way! No way!
0:42:03 > 0:42:07There's swimming costumes and snorkels. No way. He's joking.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09We just had all our hair done.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13I don't believe it. He's joking. He's got to be joking.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15He wouldn't have got dresses if we had to wear swimming costumes.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18But there was no shoes in the budget, Esther. Yeah, but he's a bloke.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20And he hasn't bought Hayley shoes.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23It must be, like, canoes, or something. Kayaks.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Oh, no. I can't go on a canoe, I'm scared of them.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27I think Hayley is going to go absolutely nuts.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30She wanted a church wedding, this is not a church.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32At the moment, I'm thinking...
0:42:33 > 0:42:37..know anything. GIGGLING
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Be all right. They seemed quite jovial.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43Really? I heard, "He's having a (BLEEP) laugh!"
0:42:45 > 0:42:50I've just been in this fairytale dream. You getting nervous?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Yeah, really nervous.
0:42:52 > 0:42:57I'm still, sort of, a bit bewildered, really, as to where we're going.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59We'd better not be going to the leisure centre.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01It looks like we're going to work.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Which is always a bit of a worry.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08The leisure centre?
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Don't say we're getting married in a swimming pool.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16I don't think he will make it alive until the end of the day.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17Oh, my God!
0:43:20 > 0:43:23What the hell. This is weird. Yes, this is really weird.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25I'm getting really scared now.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37I don't know if I want to get out. D'you want me to...?
0:43:37 > 0:43:40No, I don't want to go out. I'm just...
0:43:40 > 0:43:44what the hell is going on, basically?
0:43:44 > 0:43:48It's certainly not the church that she wanted.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50How are you doing? All right?
0:43:50 > 0:43:53This is getting very worrying now. What is happening?
0:43:53 > 0:43:56Is everything in hand? Yes, yes.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57Not what you were expecting?
0:43:57 > 0:43:59No, definitely not what I was expecting.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02And I'm sure Hayley is not going to be expecting this either.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06That's what we want. At least we're not on poolside, are we?
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Please tell me we're not poolside.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Take that and open it in a minute. Thank you. Come with me. Oh, my God!
0:44:16 > 0:44:20Is she wearing the dress in the pool? Don't even joke.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Oh, God!
0:44:23 > 0:44:26What the hell! I'm going to kill him.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30"So, you know how we met in the gym in this leisure centre
0:44:30 > 0:44:32"and you taught me how to swim here too?"
0:44:32 > 0:44:35God, I can't finish it.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38"And how much you believe you are a mermaid.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42"I thought, what better place on your nervous day
0:44:42 > 0:44:44"than a place where you're most calm?"
0:44:46 > 0:44:50"So we are getting married underwater." Oh, my God!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53"See you at the other end of the pool." Oh, my God!
0:44:53 > 0:44:58I'm going to absolutely kill him. Your make-up. Exactly.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59I'm worried.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03I'm all dressed up. And now I'm going to look like poo.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06All that time you've taken to get ready.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08And we haven't even taken any pictures.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12I am not getting in a pool.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15D'you know how long it took me to do Hayley's hair?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17I know. Since nine o'clock.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24My shoes!
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Seriously, we just got all our hair and make-up done.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29I'll be back in a minute. What did he get?
0:45:29 > 0:45:32"Hello, I'm Ian, I'm a knob."
0:45:32 > 0:45:36"The final day has come and if you're here reading this letter,
0:45:36 > 0:45:37"then you still want to marry me."
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Well, don't be so lucky.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43How can someone be so romantically stupid?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46That's what I'm thinking. Oh, my God. No way!
0:45:46 > 0:45:49You don't have to do anything you don't want to do
0:45:49 > 0:45:52and I'm not letting you do it either.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56Andrea, stop it, please. I don't want to talk any more.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59I just want to get married nicely.
0:46:00 > 0:46:05I don't want to get married like this. Like in the water.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I can't believe he's making me cry.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Don't cry, love.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16I'm crying for all the wrong reasons now.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18I ought to be crying because I'm pleased to see him,
0:46:18 > 0:46:21now I'm going to smack him around the head with this bloody thing.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36I'm trying my hardest to stay positive and I can't.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38I just want to sit down.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45Are we actually going to put our heads underwater?
0:46:45 > 0:46:49He's freaking joking. And we getting changed, or what?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58I don't want to let Hayley down... I know what you mean.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02..but I don't feel comfortable at all.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06Sod it, we'll go out in towels. We'll go out in towels.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08All for one, one for all, babe.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15Not happy.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21We were surprised, weren't we?
0:47:21 > 0:47:26But there again, he does have wacky ideas. Yes, he's full of wacky ideas.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29He's full of them. Some of them work, some of them don't.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32Is it all a joke really?
0:47:32 > 0:47:36This is what I'm clutching on to at the moment, that it's one big game.
0:47:36 > 0:47:41I feel sick, I can't understand what you feel like. Are you all right?
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Are you, like, semi-deciding?
0:47:43 > 0:47:48Why get me in such lovely state...
0:47:50 > 0:47:52I don't want to see my mum because she'll be really upset.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Move out of the way, Dad.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57What is he playing at? Mum, please don't.
0:47:57 > 0:48:01What do I do? You do what do you think is best.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05Do you know what I think you should do? Just go and do it. Just do it.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07And we will sort it out after,
0:48:07 > 0:48:10and you'll look amazing afterwards. OK? You will.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21I always said it didn't matter what happened as long
0:48:21 > 0:48:22as I was marrying Ian.
0:48:24 > 0:48:30And I meant that. So I will have to do it, won't I?
0:48:34 > 0:48:38I'm happy as long as I get married to him at the end of the day.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40He's a romantic idiot, but he is a romantic
0:48:40 > 0:48:42and he's tried to think about it.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45CHEERING
0:48:45 > 0:48:49She looks lovely, doesn't she? I can't see. Can't you see her?
0:48:52 > 0:48:56Don't worry, I'm going to kill him for us all.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER
0:49:03 > 0:49:06# Come with me
0:49:06 > 0:49:09# My love
0:49:09 > 0:49:11# To the sea
0:49:11 > 0:49:14# The sea of love
0:49:14 > 0:49:20# I want to tell you
0:49:20 > 0:49:28# How much I love you... #
0:49:38 > 0:49:41# Do you remember
0:49:41 > 0:49:44# When we met
0:49:44 > 0:49:50# The first day I knew you were mine
0:49:50 > 0:49:55# I want to tell you
0:49:55 > 0:50:02# How much I love you. #
0:50:12 > 0:50:15I now pronounce them husband and wife.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18CHEERING
0:50:18 > 0:50:21# My love
0:50:21 > 0:50:24# To the sea The sea of love... #
0:50:24 > 0:50:27CHEERING
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Don't leave me again.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45SHE LAUGHS
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I probably spent four hours doing my hair and make-up.
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Didn't I look nice?
0:50:55 > 0:50:58You did. You looked beautiful. You're a dick.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01You said you wanted to be a mermaid, I made you a mermaid for the day.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Yes, but you didn't let me have to get my hair and make-up done first.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Seriously.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10You're a nutter, but I do love you. I love you.
0:51:15 > 0:51:21The dress was perfect. We're going to the next place now. OK.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25Is it dry? Maybe. I hope you've got something to do my hair and make-up.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Come on. And my dress. It will be all right, let's go for it.
0:51:29 > 0:51:34See you later, Mum. OK? Yes.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37Soaking wet, smelling of chlorine and with smeared make-up,
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Hayley and Ian are straight into a taxi
0:51:39 > 0:51:42and off to ceremony number two and the reception.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Four hours it took to get ready.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49You're beautiful now.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51I can't pretend I'm happy, cos I am not.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55I just wanted my whole family to see how beautiful she is
0:51:55 > 0:51:58and I hope they got a glimpse of her before she went in.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I feel like people didn't get to see it.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04I wanted them to see how nice it was. I know what you mean.
0:52:04 > 0:52:08I am really angry, still quite angry, because my hair did look quite nice
0:52:08 > 0:52:11and I had my make up all done as well, and I look pretty awful now.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Agh! Shut up!
0:52:15 > 0:52:18If I do that to you in bed, will it remind you of our wedding?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Where are we? It's nice, it's in the countryside.
0:52:27 > 0:52:31With just the witnesses squeezed in, for the second time today,
0:52:31 > 0:52:38a very damp, bedraggled, barefoot Ian and Hayley are tying the knot.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40In joining your lives together here today,
0:52:40 > 0:52:45may you both be granted a very special lifetime together.
0:52:45 > 0:52:50From this day forward, you are indeed husband and wife.
0:52:50 > 0:52:54And for the second time, the guests can't see the ceremony.
0:52:54 > 0:52:58Would you care to kiss the bride? APPLAUSE
0:53:01 > 0:53:03# It's all about you... #
0:53:03 > 0:53:04Let's go party.
0:53:04 > 0:53:09Now officially married, restyled and in a dry dress,
0:53:09 > 0:53:12it's finally all about Hayley.
0:53:12 > 0:53:20# It's all about you, baby... #
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Agh! Yeah!
0:53:26 > 0:53:31The Princess is back! Better than before!
0:53:31 > 0:53:34I didn't even think that was possible!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37# It's all about you. #
0:53:40 > 0:53:43You've got fish on the tables!
0:53:43 > 0:53:45I love it. That's absolutely brilliant.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49I really, really like it. Give me a kiss. I love you.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51A bigger one than that, come on.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Scuba? Is that us? No.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57It is beautiful in here. Yes.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59It's really funny because we were like,
0:53:59 > 0:54:01"What if you had an underwater theme?"
0:54:01 > 0:54:05And then we were joking about it and singing, and now the joke is on me.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09It wasn't really funny at all! But it's fine in there because it's dry.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Thank you ever so much. And, Hayley,
0:54:12 > 0:54:17thank you for not running away this morning. This close!
0:54:17 > 0:54:20I hope I pulled off a day for you that is special and memorable
0:54:20 > 0:54:22and everything you would have wished for, and more.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25And I would like all my friends and family to raise a glass
0:54:25 > 0:54:27to my beautiful wife. To Hayley!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29ALL: To Hayley!
0:54:31 > 0:54:34I'd just like to say...
0:54:34 > 0:54:36it's been an absolutely crazy day!
0:54:36 > 0:54:40There was a moment, or two, where I thought,
0:54:40 > 0:54:44"I'm going to shove this bouquet up his arse!"
0:54:46 > 0:54:48I must be honest!
0:54:49 > 0:54:54I just thought, are you having a laugh?!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Somebody who looks this good
0:54:57 > 0:55:00should not be getting in water, that's all I'm saying!
0:55:00 > 0:55:04But I'm glad I did it, and thank you, everybody,
0:55:04 > 0:55:06for being part of our story and our future.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09And thank you very much to my husband, because I'm so proud of you.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12APPLAUSE
0:55:16 > 0:55:19Let's party!
0:55:26 > 0:55:28She thought it was terrific and she's right.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30It will be a wedding that people will never forget,
0:55:30 > 0:55:33and it's something for them to talk about for the rest of their lives.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36ALL: Ooh!
0:55:36 > 0:55:39End of the day, I think it's a result, mate.
0:55:39 > 0:55:43I don't think you could have done any better, in all honesty.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45I'm proud of you, boy. Good.
0:55:45 > 0:55:46He's come up trumps, I think.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49And I think Hayley is quite chuffed with it all.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53I know his mum is over the moon with him.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57And I think I've done a good job in bringing him up.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03It was mental, absolutely mental. Only one way to do it,
0:56:03 > 0:56:07go big, or go home. Fair play. Can't argue with that.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Next time, a Ghanaian Scouser
0:56:14 > 0:56:18has epic plans for the ultimate African wedding...
0:56:18 > 0:56:21You never know what they're going to do. Aargh, shit!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23..but with a controlling Northern Irish bride...
0:56:23 > 0:56:26It's like I'm in a nightmare, and I'm leaving it up to a male.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29..who has her heart set on an Emerald Isle wedding...
0:56:29 > 0:56:30It's so exciting!
0:56:30 > 0:56:33I don't want it to be anywhere but home. ..will he have the skills...
0:56:33 > 0:56:37Hello! As you know, the wedding is a surprise.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39It is, I didn't even know you were getting married!
0:56:39 > 0:56:41..to organise the perfect day?
0:56:41 > 0:56:43I feel like I'm going to a funeral.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45This wasn't what I imagined or wanted.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21I'm Ivy Moxam. I was taken 13 years ago, I've just escaped.
0:57:21 > 0:57:22Please help me.