Jade and Levi

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Let's click the shoes and make a wish. - 'Every girl dreams of her wedding.'

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- I want to be you now.- 'But what happens when she has no say

0:00:08 > 0:00:11'on her big day?

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- 'Don't Tell The Bride is back.' - This is all for the name of love.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19'12 gallant grooms are taking control.'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- SHE SCREAMS - 'With 12 grand a piece.'

0:00:21 > 0:00:26- Give it to me!- 'And just three weeks to organise a wedding.' - Absolute idiot.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29- 'They're more daring...' - Why are we here?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- '..more ambitious...' - Why has he done this?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34'..and more outrageous than ever before.'

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Ohh!- It's not a joke.- Agh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- 'Will the glass slipper fit?' - Oh, my word.- Hell, no.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Will true love conquer all?'

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Horrid, horrid, horrid.- Oh, my God, it's going to be on the beach.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - 'And will there be a fairytale ending?'

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- I don't like it! - Is it the right ring?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Turn the camera off. - 'Or just a damsel in distress?'

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Wishes do come true. - Sometimes they don't.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- 'Tonight...'- Oh, my God!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05'..a tale of two halves,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08'as bad-boy Levi kicks off a dream wedding...'

0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE LAUGHS

0:01:10 > 0:01:16- '..for his good-girl bride, Jade.' - I don't like this! I don't want to go in!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'But while she wants an intimate family affair...'

0:01:18 > 0:01:22In the middle of nowhere, no interruptions.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25'..he wants a guest list of thousands.'

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- This is incredible.- Match day, get your football boots on.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- 'With a father-in-law on the warpath...' - When are we supposed to know?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- He was offensive, if anything. - '..can this football-mad groom...'

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Where's the cake going? - '..pull off a wedding for his straight-laced bride?'

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Some people can crumble under pressure.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Every guy wants this done and I can't believe I'm the bird that has to go through with it.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48'Or will he be completely out of his league?'

0:01:48 > 0:01:54We'll just have to discuss it and find out why he ever thought whatever he did was right.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57You are joking.

0:01:57 > 0:02:04This programme contains some strong language

0:02:08 > 0:02:10'Pottery capital Stoke-on-Trent

0:02:10 > 0:02:17'is where bad-boy Levi first laid eyes on his good-girl fiancee, Jade, ten years ago.'

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Levi was being very, erm...- Cheeky.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Cheeky. Definitely cheeky.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28And you had the look and the talk and the walk.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32He was the rebel that everyone wanted to hang out with.

0:02:33 > 0:02:39He seemed to be the first one that was kind of doing everything. Clubbing, drinking.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- You always want a bad boy, don't you? - HE LAUGHS

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I had one thing on my mind and I just thought she was a stunning girl

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- and just wanted to get to know her a bit more, didn't I?- Yeah.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55'Levi's wild ways were a world away from well-behaved Jade's.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58'With her dad in the army, she rarely stepped out of line.'

0:02:58 > 0:03:01I was always quite into my school

0:03:01 > 0:03:04and I wasn't really one of these that made any trouble for my mum and dad, you know.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I think I was quite mature at that age.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09'For only-child Levi,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11'growing up was a more relaxed affair.'

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I was pretty much left to my own devices.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17With me being their only son, my mum and dad, they do think a lot of me,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21and as soon as I was old enough to make my own decisions,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24that was exactly what Mum and Dad wanted me to do.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26"Go and see the real world yourself."

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Knocking about on the streets, me and the lads, playing a bit of footy,

0:03:32 > 0:03:36drinking, smoking, obviously. It was all good.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39'Level-headed lifeguard instructor Jade

0:03:39 > 0:03:43'rescued Levi from a world heading off the deep end.'

0:03:43 > 0:03:45She saved me, almost, from my previous life

0:03:45 > 0:03:49and almost, like, pulled me into this new life

0:03:49 > 0:03:55where it's like, just put your mind to it and work hard and you can do whatever you want.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I'd never really had that kind of philosophy before until Jade.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02So long as Jade sees me as top dog,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04that's all I'm bothered about, really.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07'But it's not all one way.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11'Jade's rebellious fiance has started to rub off on her, too.'

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Now that's cool. Yeah, yeah.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- I don't think it's no secret that I've changed you in some ways, too. - Yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23The music side's a big one. Obviously, Jade was a big pop music fan.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I wasn't a pop music fan!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Basically, just making her a little bit more cool, innit?- A little bit.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- I was already there. - Were you? I hadn't noticed.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, exactly.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39'Now hard-working project engineer Levi

0:04:39 > 0:04:42'is being kept on the straight and narrow.'

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- I'd say I wear the trousers. - Jade wears the trousers

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- because I let her wear them. - He always says that!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50That's not true! You can't do that to me!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Just now and again, you'll just see that look in her eye

0:04:53 > 0:04:57and you just think, "I'm in trouble here," so...

0:04:57 > 0:05:01'12 months on, they've bought a home together and are engaged to be married.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03'And for Levi, it's payback time

0:05:03 > 0:05:07'by planning the biggest day of Jade's life.'

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I sorted out the mortgage and the house, so this is his way of repaying me.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Definitely.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Now is my time to step up and try and repay her,

0:05:17 > 0:05:23you know, make her proud of me, cos at the end of the day, she did save me from where I was and I owe her.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28'But Jade has high hopes for her big day.'

0:05:28 > 0:05:31My perfect wedding day would be country, vintage,

0:05:31 > 0:05:35very personal, just special people there.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39The worst wedding for me would be something down the local pub.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42You know, the whole boy thing.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44She thinks she knows what she wants,

0:05:44 > 0:05:49but I'm just pretty confident that what I give to her

0:05:49 > 0:05:52is going to be a lot better than anything that she could throw together.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56I just want to make it a massive, massive wedding,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59something that no-one will forget, especially the people in the area.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03I must either be very brave or very stupid to do this.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I haven't yet quite worked out which one

0:06:06 > 0:06:11and I think it'll probably take me these next three weeks to work out which one it is.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14'It's time for Jade to pack her bags.'

0:06:14 > 0:06:16A bit sad. I don't really want to go,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18so I think it's going to be quite hard.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22So packing all of my stuff away out of my house is really strange.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27And I've got a teddy that Levi bought me for Valentine's

0:06:27 > 0:06:30and it smells like him, so I'm taking it with me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35'Jade and Levi won't see each other again until their wedding day.'

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Come here.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I'm going to miss you. I love you, Jade.- I love you.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Mwah. Have a good time.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56We are so close, it's untrue. He's my soul mate. We were meant to be together.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59And it's like it's just hit me.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I have been trying to get myself prepared for the fact that I'm going to leave him,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05but it's just when he looks at me and I can see it in his eyes

0:07:05 > 0:07:09and he doesn't want to cry because it's not cool,

0:07:09 > 0:07:14so he kind of just made me... You know, just upset me.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Feeling pretty devastated at the minute,

0:07:18 > 0:07:22knowing that I'm not going to see her now for three weeks.

0:07:22 > 0:07:28I'm surprised how upset I am because obviously I've got three weeks ahead of me of lads' nights now.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35- Yeah, I'm all right. - 'For the next three weeks, Jade will be living up the road

0:07:35 > 0:07:37'at mum Deb and dad Ian's house,

0:07:37 > 0:07:42'along with their 15 chickens, two dogs and a pet bird called Bird.'

0:07:42 > 0:07:44The chickens need cleaning once a week.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Ironing, I know you can iron now, so there's no excuse about the ironing at all.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I don't know how I'll find time for all of this.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I hope you've remembered that the cockerels wake you up early. COCKEREL CROWS

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I haven't missed that.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01'Back at Levi's, the groom is about to be joined by his partner in crime,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04'childhood pal and best man Damo.'

0:08:04 > 0:08:08He knows what he's doing. Can't see him really messing it up too much,

0:08:08 > 0:08:13but we are lads, so... But I'm there to support him, anyway.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I'll be there at the wedding, I'll be there at the divorce papers.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20With Damo behind him, I'm not too sure.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- SHE LAUGHS - Do you think he's going to do something out of the extraordinary?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Because Damo is... He's a fruitcake.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30THEY LAUGH Ey-up, our kid!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh, dear. I can't believe my best mate's getting married. That's it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37You're leaving me now, innit. These are the only three weeks I'm going to get.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- The biggest priority for me has been obviously the stag do. - LEVI LAUGHS

0:08:42 > 0:08:44What do you think about a male stripper?

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Them pair will probably act like it's them two getting married

0:08:49 > 0:08:51and they'll be getting all excited,

0:08:51 > 0:08:55until it comes to the day and then they realise what they've done is just for them two and not for me.

0:08:55 > 0:09:01Levi won't do that. He loves you too much to do anything like that.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06'No, of course Levi wouldn't do anything like that. But he does have a plan.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11'It's big, it's grey and it's heading round to his house.'

0:09:11 > 0:09:14That could be a, er, special visitor, mate.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do you mean? Have you ordered a kebab?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20HE LAUGHS Yes!

0:09:20 > 0:09:25'Meet Pottermus, mascot to Stoke City Football Club.'

0:09:25 > 0:09:28This is how I'm going to introduce the idea to you.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32This is the big, the massive idea.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- What do you mean, the idea? - Don't you worry. Come in, pal.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41THEY LAUGH

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- No way!- I know, man!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- What, you thinking of marrying Pottermus?- Yeah! That's the idea!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Come here! Oh, my God!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52So, who do you support then, mate?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- This is the big idea.- What?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- City, man!- At the ground? - At the ground, man.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00But get this. Half time.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Shit.- Yes, man. This is what I'm saying.- Seriously?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Oh, what, a bunch of Stoke fans? You know what, they're going to be shouting abuse at you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- HE LAUGHS - Oh, no! Come here!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- THEY LAUGH - Oh, my God. Anyway, do you want a beer?

0:10:14 > 0:10:19'Well, that's the wedding planning all wrapped up. Now for a sing-along.'

0:10:19 > 0:10:24ALL: # Why, why, why, Delilah?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26'To Stoke's legendary anthem, Delilah.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30# So before

0:10:30 > 0:10:34# They come to break down the door

0:10:34 > 0:10:37'It's like Tom Jones is actually in the room.'

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- # Take any more - 'Or not.'

0:10:41 > 0:10:47- COCKEREL CROWS - 'Morning at Jade's parents' and Mum and Dad are dreaming of

0:10:47 > 0:10:51'the traditional wedding they want for their precious daughter.'

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- The venue, for me, would be a big church.- I would've liked to have had you a big white wedding with...

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- A church?- The one is Ashbury. - Yeah. And the bells.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Cos that's 800 years old, that church.- Really, you're my only daughter, and I would've liked,

0:11:03 > 0:11:08you know, to be involved in perhaps more planning.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Because I'm not going to get that chance now.

0:11:12 > 0:11:17'But Levi does want to get married in a church.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19'His church - Stoke City Football Club.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29'And the reality's dawning on Jade that this wedding isn't just about her and Levi.'

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Since I've moved back in with my mum and dad

0:11:32 > 0:11:36and I'm listening to what they kind of wanted for me,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39erm, it's put a lot of pressure on.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43I feel very torn, cos my mum and dad are very traditional.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Half of me wants to trust Levi and know that he's going to do the right thing.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I would like to think he's putting me first,

0:11:49 > 0:11:54or at least considering us as a couple and not just him.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56If he was doing that, I would be really upset.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- 'Oh, dear.'- Wow! Oh, mate!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Look at this!- Ohh! - DAMO LAUGHS

0:12:04 > 0:12:07This is incredible. This is the holy ground.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09You want to be facing there,

0:12:09 > 0:12:13so that at the end, you can run and take a penalty and score a penalty.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18All of our friends could be stood in a line either side and clapping you like it would be as a footballer.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- How great is that?- That would be ace. That's what I want.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Just clapping you as you walk. - And we're coming in like...- Yeah.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- DAMO LAUGHS - Levi Stone, City's number ten.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29THEY LAUGH

0:12:29 > 0:12:34'But the bride's dream wedding is in a completely different ball park.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38'Like her parents, Jade's ideal venue is traditional and tranquil.

0:12:38 > 0:12:43'She's exploring Ashes Country House with bridesmaid Kirsty.'

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- I really like this, Jade.- I like it. It's exactly what I want.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50In the middle of nowhere, no interruptions.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53It really is something I've always wanted.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58In a barn, in the country, very quiet.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- It's definitely me but I don't know if it's definitely Levi.- No.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- I don't think it's Levi at all. - I'm just hoping he's thinking bigger picture.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09'He's definitely thinking bigger picture.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13'A wedding in front of 28,000 football fans, to be precise.'

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- This place is going to be full. - Last game of the season. - One of the last games of the season

0:13:17 > 0:13:22- and we're there getting married.- It's just going to be incredible, the atmosphere, the noise.- It'll be ace.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27- What do you think they'll be saying? - # You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing

0:13:27 > 0:13:29CROWD: # You don't know what you're doing

0:13:29 > 0:13:31# You don't know what you're doing

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I'm going to have the biggest guest list ever. 28,000.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38'But Jade's got her heart set on something a tad less crowded.'

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'd say that's about the right amount of people.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46The only time I wouldn't like being the centre of attention is if I did have such a big wedding.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49People that you didn't know. People judging what you're wearing

0:13:49 > 0:13:52or where you're having it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- People you don't know. - People that don't know you or don't know what you want.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58'How about 28,000 of them?'

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- We've got it spot on. If we can get the agreement today... - We just need to agree to it.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04We've got it! Give me some skin. Whoo!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Oh, my God! - LEVI LAUGHS

0:14:07 > 0:14:11'These lads know just what they want, which is exactly what Jade's worried about.'

0:14:11 > 0:14:16I think it's just made me realise how much I haven't got control.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20If you turn up on the day and he's done something completely that you would not like, how will you feel?

0:14:20 > 0:14:26We'll just have to discuss it and find out why he ever thought whatever he did was right.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30I will be upset if he doesn't get me what I want. I would be so devastated.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34You just can't explain what you're going to do. I might flip, I don't know.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's... Yeah, I mean, I could shout at him,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40but I don't know what it would achieve by doing it.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43'To be fair, he probably wouldn't hear you over the crowd.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47'Still, Levi needs to close the deal on his football wedding.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50'It's all in the hands of club representative Rob Pass.'

0:14:50 > 0:14:56The killer idea which we have got, which, you know, it is our dream, isn't it?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Yeah. It's a big dream. - It's a big dream.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You might just tell us that that's all it'll probably stay,

0:15:01 > 0:15:05but we were thinking about potentially getting married down there.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- You can't, guys. I'm sorry. - Never going to happen? - We don't have a licence for that.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- No?- No.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15That's what our current licence suggests.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18It's just a dream, isn't it?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I mean, it'd be so...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- But, of course, if it's not the case that you can...- Sorry, guys.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Hm.- That sort of kicks it out the window a bit, then, doesn't it?- Yeah.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- That was the idea, wasn't it? - Yeah.- Sorry about that, guys.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Can you do ceremonies in here?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39In here? Yeah.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- What about on match day? - We can't on match days.- No?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- No. - You can't have a ceremony at all?

0:15:44 > 0:15:51- No. Obviously, all these rooms you can see now are used in match day hospitality.- Yeah.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Yeah.- So that's it, then. Not going to be working out as we thought, is it?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Have you got a date in mind?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Erm...- Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04It'd be, what was it, three weeks yesterday.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09- Yesterday, wasn't it? - Which I know is also very short notice.- Three weeks from today?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Effectively, yeah, three weeks from yesterday, yeah.

0:16:12 > 0:16:18- That's Tottenham at home.- Tottenham at home, yeah.- That was the aim. - No. Sorry, guys. We're sold out.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yeah.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Well, that says that, doesn't it? - Yeah.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30- That was the dream, that was the idea. - I'm absolutely devastated at that.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Fucking hell.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37'A precious day's planning gone and Levi's Stoke FC wedding

0:16:37 > 0:16:39'has been shown the red card.'

0:16:42 > 0:16:45No was pretty much the answer to every question which we had,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48which was just, er... It was just heartbreaking.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51It was like the dream was just falling apart in our hands.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03'Day two and the boys need to find a wedding venue fast.'

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Gutting that we, you know, couldn't get it all at the club,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09at the ground, but we need to get cracking now

0:17:09 > 0:17:14cos obviously we need to sort the actual venue out, really.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19'They're looking at the Moat House Hotel as a possible venue to stamp their footy theme on.'

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Dance floor's under the red carpet just at the front.

0:17:23 > 0:17:28We take the red carpet up, then you have round tables around the room and the buffet at the back.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30'But for a life-long Stoke fan,

0:17:30 > 0:17:34'a hotel is a poor substitute to Stoke City's hallowed turf.'

0:17:34 > 0:17:39The idea was to get married at City, you know what I mean, and get it all done there.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42We don't want to lose the dream, do we, the vision that we had.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47I think it could be well worth one more shot at Stoke, just see if there is anything else they could do.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Right.- What's his number?

0:17:49 > 0:17:52'Levi makes a last-ditch call to the club

0:17:52 > 0:17:55'to try and save his dream.'

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Hiya, Rob, it's Levi. We was just wondering if you might be available

0:17:58 > 0:18:02for us to come and see you again, just for another quick chat.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06"Yeah, of course, mate, no problem. Say four o'clock?"

0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Four o'clock? That'd be brilliant, Rob. Thanks!- "See you later."- Bye.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- One shot, one chance. - We want it so bad

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- to be this dream now.- Yeah.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22# You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

0:18:26 > 0:18:28'The boys' persistence may even pay off.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32'The club are trying to score a late winner for Levi.'

0:18:32 > 0:18:35With it being our last match of the season,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I think it'd be good hopefully to get some sort of compromise and help them out.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43I may have a solution to have the whole thing here for the day.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46That sounds brilliant!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Because it's an early kick-off, it gives us that bit of flexibility later in the afternoon.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53We can bring you down before the end of the first half,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55do the blessing down on the pitch,

0:18:55 > 0:19:00- and then you can watch the rest of the game and enjoy the hospitality up there.- Yeah.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02And then obviously what we can do then,

0:19:02 > 0:19:07- provide the civil ceremony in the Stanley Matthews Lounge that we saw yesterday.- Yeah.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10And then once we get that done and out of the way,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13your reception later on that evening.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15So that's what I'm currently working on for the moment.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19We might be tied with the numbers we can get during the day.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- So we might have to restrict you to 16.- Right, OK.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26'The club have come through with a one-time-only offer

0:19:26 > 0:19:31'to hold the whole wedding on match day with a marriage blessing on the pitch at half time,

0:19:31 > 0:19:35'the first ever in its 150-year history.'

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Thank you so much. - Yeah.- No worries.- Thank you for making dreams come true.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41THEY LAUGH

0:19:41 > 0:19:47- I can't stop smiling now. Yeah, no, that's brilliant, Rob. Thank you very much.- No problem, guys.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50'After the blessing, Levi, Jade and their guests

0:19:50 > 0:19:52'will have VIP seats to watch the second half

0:19:52 > 0:19:57'and a wedding breakfast in the executive suite overlooking the pitch,

0:19:57 > 0:20:00'followed by a legal ceremony and evening reception,

0:20:00 > 0:20:03'all for £6,500.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06'It's every girl's dream.'

0:20:06 > 0:20:10This is happening for you, pal. Get used to that idea, mate. This is reality now.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14This is just stupidly unreal. I cannot believe it.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16How do you think she's going to react to it, though?

0:20:16 > 0:20:21She's going to get married with 28,000 people, on a football pitch. I hope she's going to be all right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Some people can crumble under pressure. - I think she'll just be buzzing.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- She should be.- When we actually gets out here and she sees me,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30she'll be right.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34It's a change from the normal for the civil ceremonies that we do. It's a bit off the wall.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38If she's a mad Stoke fan like Levi is then she'll have a great day.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44You've got to think of the venue. It's not got to be too feminine.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Masculine as in, like, football?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I think I'd slap him if he picked a football stadium.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52'Unaware of her impending soccer ceremony,

0:20:52 > 0:20:56'Jade and her mates are worried Levi might score an embarrassing own goal.'

0:20:56 > 0:21:02- You could get married on the pitch in the centre circle.- I don't like football! I don't understand it!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- What would you do if he did that? - I wouldn't be very happy.

0:21:04 > 0:21:09- It's not about the venue, is it? - It is, though, because it's my special day!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14Yeah, but with him, it's getting everyone there. What if he forgets to tell people the time?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well, there'll be no-one there, then, will there?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19'Not to worry. If he does forget the invites,

0:21:19 > 0:21:23'they'll have 28,000 footy fans for company. Result.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27'But there's one name Levi won't be leaving off the team sheet.'

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Hello?- 'His mum Nicky. He's come to share the good news.'

0:21:31 > 0:21:37- So, what have you got to tell us? - It looks like we've got the full job. Half time, blessing on the pitch.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- I didn't think you'd be able to do it.- It's every Stokey's dream. - This is what I mean.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46I can't understand how you managed to get what you want.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Actually getting married in front of all those people, it must be so scary, Levi.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- I would imagine so. - All the fans are there

0:21:52 > 0:21:57to support Stoke and they're going to see you getting married.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I know.- I can't believe that you're actually doing it.- I know.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03You know, it's like... Stoke City.

0:22:03 > 0:22:08I can't tell you how much I am proud of you for getting there.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I can't wait to see Jade's face.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14If I was Jade, I'd be thinking, "Oh, my God!"

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- And as they speak now, "OMG!" - SHE LAUGHS

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Aww, I'm going to be so proud.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Aww. Absolutely lovely.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Jade's mum and dad are going to be absolutely overwhelmed with the whole situation.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31'Well, maybe.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35'Jade's dad Ian is very protective of his daughter.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38'He's also a Stoke City fan.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42'But what will this military man make of his only daughter getting married on match day?'

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Jade is a goer and she likes to organise a lot of the stuff herself.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51So the fact that she's let Levi do it is a strange thing.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54If she's not happy then I won't be happy.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58But till the last minute, I'll say to her that she doesn't have to go through with it.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02As long as she ends up with a nice dress, I think she'll be happy.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05If not, then he's dead.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11'Having netted a half-time wedding for his football-hating bride,

0:23:11 > 0:23:15'Levi needs to do well with her kit, I mean, dress.'

0:23:15 > 0:23:19I think if I don't get this right, I think that'll be a pretty big problem, to be honest.

0:23:19 > 0:23:24You don't want it to be too much on that part of it, cos she doesn't...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- I do.- Oh, you do. - LEVI LAUGHS

0:23:26 > 0:23:31- What's this one like here? - I think it's a bit too whatsit at the bottom, isn't it?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34I've never shopped for this before and I'm actually enjoying it.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What about this one here? - I don't know, mate.- Yeah.

0:23:37 > 0:23:43- That's not a safe option, is it? - 'So rebel Levi's playing it unusually safe.'

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I like this one.- 'Meanwhile, good girl Jade's fantasising

0:23:46 > 0:23:50'about the fairytale dress she would choose if she was in charge,

0:23:50 > 0:23:54'with mum Deb and bridesmaids Maxine, Melissa and Madison.'

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- I'm trying that one on. - 'In her fairytale,

0:23:56 > 0:23:59'she'd be wearing a vintage ivory gown.'

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Ooh! That is sparkly! OK, we'll definitely go for that one.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10- ALL: Wow!- Is it big?- That is absolutely gorgeous.- Amazing.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- I want to be you now. - It's got everything, hasn't it?

0:24:12 > 0:24:17- It's exactly like the princess fairytale.- It is, isn't it? It looks very much like a Disney dress.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'll do another...

0:24:19 > 0:24:24I am very excited, cos the first time I'm going to see him, I'll be in a wedding dress.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28I can wish for something like this, though, and wishes do come true.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Sometimes they don't.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Ohh.- That is so nice.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39'Still, Levi's wishes have come true in the shape of a simple satin dress

0:24:39 > 0:24:41'worth £675.'

0:24:41 > 0:24:44That is it. That is the one.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Your dress is going to fit to your venue?

0:24:46 > 0:24:52It's actually going to be at Stoke City on match day at half time.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- In front of 28,000 people. - On the pitch?

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- On the pitch.- Oh, my God! - THEY LAUGH

0:24:58 > 0:25:01To making the right decision.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04THEY LAUGH

0:25:05 > 0:25:10'Jade's realising she won't get her princess dress, worth a princely £1,600.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13'And that's not all.'

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Maybe trying the dress on has just made me realise

0:25:16 > 0:25:19that I haven't got control of anything.

0:25:20 > 0:25:26And I don't know what's going to happen or what dress I'm getting or what venue we've got.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31And this is meant to be a good day and I've made my mum cry.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Cos I'm worried about you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42It's just hard. We aren't going to be able to do anything, are we? That's all.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47I don't know what the theme's going to be, what colour it's going to be, where it's going to be.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I am worried that I don't know what he's doing, him and Damo.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57With them pair, neither of them are going to be backing down.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00They'll pretty much just go wild.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05I just hope they can pull it off.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09'But ten days in and Levi has been summoned for an urgent meeting

0:26:09 > 0:26:11'with Stoke City's head groundsman, Andy.'

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Levi. You all right? - Yeah, not too bad.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17'He could set the sprinklers on the whole wedding.'

0:26:17 > 0:26:21So it's half time, before the match, full wedding dress, suit?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Well, the wedding dress isn't too bad. It goes out like this.

0:26:24 > 0:26:29We were on about shoes. We were unsure what we want to do with shoes but that's a question for you.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah, that's what we wanted to speak to you about.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34With it being a match day, we do have issues.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37We don't allow people to wear heels,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40which is a bit of a concern for yourselves.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Well, I always thought that with doing it this way, we probably would have to get two sets of shoes.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48- No-one's going to see her feet. - Yeah.- We could get flat shoes.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Or match day, get football boots on.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- We thought about that.- Why not? - THEY LAUGH

0:26:54 > 0:26:57It's a good idea. Get some, like, glisteny ones.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Cos if we water the pitch, it can get quite slippy.

0:26:59 > 0:27:04So the traction on her feet... You don't want the bride slipping over.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Football boots. I think football boots for the bride, to be fair.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10What about these ones?

0:27:10 > 0:27:15'With the bride in football boots, it seems Levi and Damo won't be the only studs at this wedding.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18'But Jade can still dream, for now.'

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I do like the fact that the gems are on the front and it's covered.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24I am very small, I'm only five-foot-one,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27so I need some heels for a bit of height.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30I always think it looks better when you're a little bit taller,

0:27:30 > 0:27:33so if we can deceive and make it look like I am then I'll be happy.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- There we go, we're in. - Nice.- Yeah, they are nice.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- They are really nice. - Yeah.- To me, they're more wedding. - I'd say these ones.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44What you might have to do is drop some hints, like, "Jade would really like them."

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Let's just clip the shoes together and make a wish.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Only 15 quid.- Red and white stripes.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57'Bargain footy boots, one,

0:27:57 > 0:28:00'Jade's dream stilettos, nil.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06'So, pushing his football theme to the max,

0:28:06 > 0:28:11'Levi burns £475 on a football pitch dance floor

0:28:11 > 0:28:14'with bespoke goal posts,

0:28:14 > 0:28:18'£260 on Stoke City inspired flowers

0:28:18 > 0:28:21'and £40 on a romantic personalised wedding gift for Jade.'

0:28:21 > 0:28:26- Check that out!- 'It still leaves footy-mad Levi plenty to tackle,

0:28:26 > 0:28:30'including suits, bridesmaids' dresses and a hen do.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32'But there's always time to catch up with Mum.'

0:28:32 > 0:28:35- You're going to be actually married. - Yeah.

0:28:35 > 0:28:40It's my little boy and he's going to get married and it's a big thing.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- Of course it is.- I am really, really looking forward to it, you know?

0:28:43 > 0:28:47- And you'll have Jade forever. - Yeah.- Is that what you want?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Then I'll have to ask the missus before I go out.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Oh, come on! - THEY LAUGH

0:28:53 > 0:28:55- You're not nervous at all? - Not at all, no.

0:28:55 > 0:29:00I think I've mainly been too busy, but also, now the main thing is I can't wait to see her.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04I'm sat there at home thinking, "I wonder if he wants any help, if he needs me to run round."

0:29:04 > 0:29:08You know? "Has he got all his washing, has he done all his ironing?"

0:29:08 > 0:29:12- Aw, I don't really want to let you go, Levi. You know?- I bet.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16It's... I've had you for that long, you know?

0:29:16 > 0:29:19And you've always wanted us and you've always needed us

0:29:19 > 0:29:22and I don't want you to not need me anymore.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- HE LAUGHS - I don't, Levi.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27- It's going to... - HE LAUGHS

0:29:27 > 0:29:29I am going to start crying!

0:29:40 > 0:29:43'With ten days to go, Levi is growing concerned

0:29:43 > 0:29:46'about how his stadium wedding will go down with his straight-laced bride.'

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Obviously, the actual ceremony itself,

0:29:49 > 0:29:52I can't see that's something that any girl would pick.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55'But he can still make it up to her.'

0:29:55 > 0:29:58For the hen do, I suppose it's guilt in a way.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03You know, we feel that we owe it to her to give her a quality hen do.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09'Levi just needs to make sure he gives Jade a quality hen do.'

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Oh, my God!

0:30:12 > 0:30:16'Or as some might call it, a cheap night down the local.'

0:30:16 > 0:30:21No! No! No! Are you being serious?

0:30:21 > 0:30:25- 'Yes, yes, yes.' - You have reached your destination.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- Is this seriously where we're going? - Yep, this is the place.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Oh, I'm worried. - What the hell are we doing here?

0:30:31 > 0:30:36Oh, no! I don't like this! I don't want to go in!

0:30:38 > 0:30:42I can't believe he's brought me to the local.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Hiya.- You all right?- I am.

0:30:44 > 0:30:48- We thought we were going to the Bargain Boot next door. - SHE LAUGHS

0:30:48 > 0:30:51I can't decide whose fault this is.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53At first, I was like, "This is Damo!"

0:30:53 > 0:30:58but now I'm thinking it's actually both of them. They must have both thought this would be hilarious.

0:30:58 > 0:31:05'As for the stags, all they need is a few crates of lager and a kitchen.'

0:31:05 > 0:31:07THEY SING

0:31:07 > 0:31:12I think we can just relax a little bit today and have a bit of fun with it and take a bit of the stress off.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16It's his stag, we don't want to think of anything other than getting smashed.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20'But Levi does have something else up his sleeve for Jade.'

0:31:21 > 0:31:25- It's a mystery.- This is a bit exciting, isn't it?

0:31:27 > 0:31:30- Hey!- Hey!

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Hiya.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36- Oh, no! - ALL CHEER

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- We thought you were going to strip! - OK, I will!

0:31:39 > 0:31:41ALL CHEER

0:31:41 > 0:31:46'He's arranged a party bus to take the girls clubbing in Manchester.'

0:31:46 > 0:31:48ALL CHEER

0:31:49 > 0:31:52I think everyone's impressed, not just me.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54ALL CHEER

0:31:56 > 0:31:58'Back on the stag...'

0:31:58 > 0:32:01ALL: # I'm a rock and roll star

0:32:01 > 0:32:07'..Levi's belting out Oasis songs. And yes, that really is them.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10'The number one Oasis cover band in the local area.'

0:32:10 > 0:32:13We've got to introduce somebody onto the stage right now.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17He's going to sing with me. It's his stag do tonight,

0:32:17 > 0:32:21so welcome on stage Levi and his best man!

0:32:21 > 0:32:25ALL: # I was looking for some action

0:32:25 > 0:32:27# But all I found

0:32:27 > 0:32:30# Was cigarettes and alcohol

0:32:33 > 0:32:37# You've gotta make it happen

0:32:37 > 0:32:41# You've gotta make it happen

0:32:41 > 0:32:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:49 > 0:32:53'With just a week to go, Jade wants to learn more

0:32:53 > 0:32:56'about her parents' traditional big day.'

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Our wedding was a family wedding, a big family wedding.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- And how did you pick your theme? - You just know.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07When you go and look at a dress and then you pick your bridesmaids' dresses,

0:33:07 > 0:33:10and you just pick up on the colours that are in the dress.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14But you won't be doing that, will you?

0:33:15 > 0:33:18Why didn't you just pick a normal wedding?

0:33:18 > 0:33:22- I suppose you never thought I'd be getting married like this.- No.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26I wonder how my dad's going to be when he has to take me down.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Your poor dad doesn't even know what he's wearing yet.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33'That's all right, neither do Levi and Damo.'

0:33:33 > 0:33:36BOTH: Er....

0:33:36 > 0:33:39'And with just £1,000 left in the budget,

0:33:39 > 0:33:42'they need to cut costs while still looking cool.'

0:33:42 > 0:33:46Will the two fellas with the wheelchair stop fucking about.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49LEVI LAUGHS I don't like it!

0:33:49 > 0:33:54- Pretty good, mate. - You know, we want to be Modding it up, Quadrophenia style.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57- Yeah. - It needs to be fitted just right.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00'The style-conscious lads have a plan to save money.'

0:34:00 > 0:34:03We'll get dads to buy their own, which I think is fair.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09- Plus, it's only, what, 69 quid? - 69. It's an absolute steal.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13'Sorted. But back at Jade's, tensions are growing.'

0:34:13 > 0:34:15- It's getting worrying now.- Why?

0:34:15 > 0:34:19I'd just like to know what's going on or if we're allowed to know what's going on.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23'Mum's not the only one. Ex-army officer Ian is really struggling.'

0:34:23 > 0:34:27I don't know what I'm wearing, we don't know where we're going, we've got to book taxis.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30How are we getting there? How are we getting back?

0:34:30 > 0:34:34Don't shout at me! It's got nothing to do with me!

0:34:34 > 0:34:36My dad, he's so nosy!

0:34:36 > 0:34:39It's like he is an investigator.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41I feel so bad for Levi.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44I can imagine my dad being a right nightmare.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48'Never mind. Damo's calling Jade's dad right now

0:34:48 > 0:34:52'to tell him he has to pick up and pay for his own suit for the wedding.'

0:34:52 > 0:34:55We just thought, because we wanted to keep the suit for you.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58'But it doesn't go down well.'

0:34:58 > 0:35:03- His dad's paying for it, I'm paying for my own.- Go where you want, get a suit.- Thank you very much.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I'll let him know. Cheers.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10I'm fucking steaming, man.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14Basically, her dad doesn't want us thinking that we're going too cheap on the suits,

0:35:14 > 0:35:16that we've gone that cheap on his daughter's dress,

0:35:16 > 0:35:19but that's the reason why our suits are cheap,

0:35:19 > 0:35:22because his daughter's dress has cost so much money.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27I can't believe he's actually done that.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30It kind of hits you a little bit when you see that your mate's

0:35:30 > 0:35:34doing everything he possibly can to make the best day for his wife-to-be

0:35:34 > 0:35:37and they've got no faith in him. It just feels a bit like that.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40It feels like they've got no faith in him.

0:35:42 > 0:35:47We have put all this time and effort and a lot of money has gone into it,

0:35:47 > 0:35:49especially on the bride's side.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52We've done as much as we can to make it perfect for her.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56You know, I just hope that they will give me a chance to show them on the day

0:35:56 > 0:35:58and not go passing judgement too soon.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01'Jade's dad has arrived to pick up his suit.'

0:36:03 > 0:36:05- That phone call, I wasn't happy. - HE LAUGHS

0:36:05 > 0:36:08But actually, looking at them, they're quite nice, actually.

0:36:08 > 0:36:13I've sent them a nice text, I apologised, cos I think I went off on one on the phone.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16'But it seems it's not just the suit that's concerning him.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20'This ex-military man has been on a secret mission

0:36:20 > 0:36:22'to uncover as much info on the wedding as possible.'

0:36:22 > 0:36:26I do want to find out what's going on. I drove to Stafford Register Office

0:36:26 > 0:36:30to find out what day it was on and then they wouldn't tell me anything.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33I've just been sent round in circles.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37They must have signed data protection, cos they're not saying anything. I was well pissed off

0:36:37 > 0:36:42and I said, "Where are the times and the dates," and she says, "We don't let people know. It's not on there.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45"You've got to speak to Stoke-on-Trent, who are marrying them."

0:36:45 > 0:36:48But they wouldn't tell me anything, either, so I still don't have a clue.

0:36:48 > 0:36:52- 'It's probably best.'- Let's do this.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- When's the wedding?- I don't know.

0:36:55 > 0:37:00- And I'm the father of the bride and you'd think I'd know by now, wouldn't you?- Yeah.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03'Saving money might be the name of the game,

0:37:03 > 0:37:07'but for trendsetters Levi and Damo, style must come first.'

0:37:07 > 0:37:11# Looking back on the track for a little green bag

0:37:11 > 0:37:15'They've found the funds to transform their £69 suits

0:37:15 > 0:37:18'into tailor-made Mod classics.'

0:37:18 > 0:37:21We're after, you know, the old 60s Mod look, you know?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Yeah, we can slim them down, make them a lot more fitted.

0:37:23 > 0:37:28Get them exactly how you want, get that nice, slim leg, a nice tapered body.

0:37:28 > 0:37:34# Looking for some happiness but there is only loneliness to find

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Being big football fans and Stoke City fans,

0:37:37 > 0:37:41we thought it's only right to get married at our church.

0:37:41 > 0:37:47- Good stuff.- Getting married on match day and at half time.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50At half-time? And the wedding's going to be on the pitch?

0:37:50 > 0:37:55- On the pitch, yeah.- Oh, wow! - My lady don't know yet, so I don't know what she's going to do.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59- She won't know what she's letting herself in for. - Thanks very much. Deal, yeah.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02'A snip at £160.'

0:38:02 > 0:38:05My wife was really nervous on the day we got married,

0:38:05 > 0:38:10so imagine turning up not knowing that you're going to be confronted with 25,000 Stoke fans,

0:38:10 > 0:38:13it's going to be a bit of a daunting thing. Yeah.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17Oh, my God. This is the best money we've spent. I can't believe it.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19That was the best idea we've had.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23It was better than the football club idea, yeah. THEY LAUGH

0:38:23 > 0:38:27That guy is like the Jesus Christ of clothing.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- We're going to be the Mods, man. - We are the Mods.- We are the Mods.

0:38:34 > 0:38:40'Jade might be torn between her traditional parents and rebellious husband-to-be,

0:38:40 > 0:38:43'but she's still pining after her bad boy.'

0:38:43 > 0:38:46I'm really missing him. And it's very hard.

0:38:47 > 0:38:52I just want to call him just to say I love him and I'm missing him and I hope he's all right.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56Hopefully he's missing me as much as I'm missing him.

0:38:56 > 0:39:02'With just three days to go, Jade's about to find out the all-important wedding date.'

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Hello, princess. Remember me?

0:39:05 > 0:39:11The date is this Sunday, your carriage will collect you at 1pm sharp.

0:39:11 > 0:39:16So you need to be ready. I can't wait to see you. I love you, Jade.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19So we're getting married Sunday at one.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Oh, I wished it was a bit earlier. - THEY LAUGH

0:39:22 > 0:39:25It's going to be so nice to just see him.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29I always say that I'm in his pocket, so I'll probably just be walking around with him the whole time.

0:39:29 > 0:39:33I don't think people really understand how long three weeks is.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37I just... I really miss him and I just can't wait to see him.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41# La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:39:41 > 0:39:47- Hi, there.- 'The lads are hunting for bridesmaids' dresses to match their Stoke City colour scheme.'

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Blue is not right. Black is not right.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52'But down to their last few hundred pounds,

0:39:52 > 0:39:56'and with a photographer, DJ and cake still to pay for, they need to economise.'

0:39:56 > 0:40:00- What do you reckon?- The colour suits you.- It does, doesn't it?

0:40:00 > 0:40:01That looks really nice.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06- Yeah, that's not bad, that's lovely, that's lovely. - It's got a nice bit of detail there.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09See, I can see it. I can see it.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12HE LAUGHS

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Oh, you make that look good, mate!

0:40:14 > 0:40:20- Eight.- Yeah.- 12! - Just get them. Just get them. Just get them.- Yes! We've done it.

0:40:21 > 0:40:25I don't even let my boyfriend pick my dress, let alone...

0:40:25 > 0:40:29- ..somebody else's boyfriend. - Is the colour going to suit us?

0:40:29 > 0:40:32It's not like we've got something that's diabolically shit.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35It's not diabolically great either, though, is it?

0:40:35 > 0:40:39- Close your eyes. Close your eyes. - Close your eyes.- Can we look?- No.

0:40:41 > 0:40:46- Right.- The only colour Jade said she didn't want was red.

0:40:47 > 0:40:51Don't worry about that, I'll sort that. Let's get them on and see what they look like.

0:40:51 > 0:40:55- Yeah, they're nice. - Yeah, I think that looks fine, mate.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59Looks classy, like as if you're going to a wedding.

0:40:59 > 0:41:03The only thing I'm worried about is the colour. Jade specifically said she doesn't like red.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06- I'm sure she's said that, hasn't she?- Yeah.- She hates red.

0:41:06 > 0:41:11Obviously, the bridesmaid's dress usually goes with the colour theme. I'm thinking, "Oh, my God."

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I don't know.

0:41:16 > 0:41:22'It's the day before the wedding, and time for Jade to see the dress Levi picked out for her.'

0:41:25 > 0:41:27I'm scared now.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41It is a bit plain.

0:41:42 > 0:41:47I don't really like the back. It's only got a zip.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51It just looks like a normal dress.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54It's just maybe a bit boring.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57He hasn't got a clue.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Well, he's tried his best.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13And obviously, because I didn't know what to expect,

0:42:13 > 0:42:15cos I hadn't really thought about it,

0:42:15 > 0:42:18this is the first thing I've seen that he's done.

0:42:18 > 0:42:24And obviously, the dress is what I'll be wearing the whole day.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26It's just very emotional.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Wow!

0:42:35 > 0:42:37- It's really nice.- It's gorgeous.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Do you like it?- Yeah.- It's lovely.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45- You look pretty. - It's not too much, is it?

0:42:45 > 0:42:47I love the shoes.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50- It is beautiful. It's lovely. - It is, it's really nice.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Well, he's definitely making sure I look like a princess.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56That's cos you are his princess.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Earrings. And a tiara! - THEY LAUGH

0:42:58 > 0:43:03I love it. He's done so well. I'm ready to get married now.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Can I go to bed in it?

0:43:07 > 0:43:12Now I've tried it on, I love it and I can't wait to wear it.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- She looks stunning. - And we look like a sack of potatoes.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25'After three long weeks, it's match day.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29'Jade and Levi's wedding kicks off in just a few hours' time.'

0:43:29 > 0:43:32I can't wait. I'm just so excited to see him, it's untrue.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36I just... It's such a mad feeling to not know what's going on

0:43:36 > 0:43:40and to wake up this morning and know I'm getting married but not know where I'm getting married.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42I think it's the biggest day of all our lives.

0:43:42 > 0:43:49It's the thing that when she's born, that you realise 20 or 30 years down the line she's going to be married.

0:43:49 > 0:43:54I'm hoping for the best. I just want to try and keep thinking positive, especially with the weather and that.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56The main thing is I just can't wait to see Jade.

0:43:56 > 0:44:00I think when I see Jade, I don't think anything else will really matter.

0:44:00 > 0:44:05- I haven't a clue what he's going to do.- Have you not got an idea what he might go for for himself?

0:44:05 > 0:44:08I didn't really want to get married in a church.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12- Or Stoke Stadium. They were off limits. - Is he a Stoke fan, is he?- Yeah.

0:44:12 > 0:44:16'While Jade prepares for the biggest day of her life,

0:44:16 > 0:44:19'the sharp-suited lads get busy.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23'Heading off for the first half of the match.'

0:44:23 > 0:44:27# I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window

0:44:30 > 0:44:36# I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind

0:44:38 > 0:44:43# She was my woman

0:44:43 > 0:44:46To a big day, lads, ladies.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48Hopefully to a win.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Yeah, let's hope Stoke win. Cheers.

0:44:58 > 0:45:02I wouldn't have picked them. Nan, they're old-fashioned!

0:45:02 > 0:45:05- They look like grandma dresses. - Turn around, girls.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10What's with no boobs? What's with everything just proper covered?

0:45:12 > 0:45:15I'm just wondering, red and white, I don't know why he's gone for that.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17I hope it's not Stoke.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- ALL CHEER - Oh, yeah!

0:45:24 > 0:45:29'Over at the, erm, wedding venue, it really is a big day for Levi.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32'Stoke have just gone one-nil up against Spurs.'

0:45:32 > 0:45:35Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Yeah! High five!

0:45:41 > 0:45:43You look stunning.

0:45:44 > 0:45:50- Here you are, Jade. - Thank you, Dad. Cheers.

0:45:50 > 0:45:55Before half time, we need to go back through the stand, down through the gate down there,

0:45:55 > 0:45:57and then we need to go the other side of the tunnel...

0:45:57 > 0:46:00- ALL CHEER - Oh, no, it's down my top!

0:46:00 > 0:46:02- Good luck on your very special day. - Thank you!

0:46:02 > 0:46:05- Have a nice day!- Thank you!

0:46:06 > 0:46:10- Are you ready, Dad? - I'm ready. Are you ready?- I'm ready.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13'Just 20 minutes away from the football ground

0:46:13 > 0:46:18'and Jade's dad is still no closer to uncovering the whereabouts of the wedding.'

0:46:18 > 0:46:21I haven't researched wedding venues in Stoke-on-Trent,

0:46:21 > 0:46:25so I haven't got a clue where it could be because I've not been smart enough to look.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27Well, we're still going into Stoke-on-Trent.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30- We know it's not the Town Hall because it's not open.- Oh, right.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32We know it's not Hanley because it's not open.

0:46:32 > 0:46:37There was the football club, and we thought it can't be there because you can't get married on a match day

0:46:37 > 0:46:41and you can't get married the weekend of a match day, so there's no way it could be there.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43Oh, lovely. That's nice to know.

0:46:43 > 0:46:48It wouldn't surprise me if Jade could possibly be somewhere near the ground by now.

0:46:48 > 0:46:53So she's probably just starting to get an idea of where the venue is now.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59BOTH SHRIEK

0:47:00 > 0:47:02Oh, no!

0:47:02 > 0:47:05- ALL SHRIEK - Oh, no!

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Oh, no! We are going to Stoke Stadium!

0:47:11 > 0:47:15Dad, I've never even been to watch a football game, yet I'm going to get married in a football stadium.

0:47:15 > 0:47:19- I have a season ticket in that bit over there.- She's thinking divorce.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22She's probably thinking divorce before marriage.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25I hope you're not getting married at half time.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- In front of 28,000 people. - As if he's done this.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31You need to be in position, we've got one minute 45 seconds,

0:47:31 > 0:47:34so proper be on the case, we need to walk up as quick as we can.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Let's do it! Let's get him married!

0:47:37 > 0:47:41Oh, my God! I wonder what my mum's thinking.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44You are joking!

0:47:44 > 0:47:47I'm not watching football. So, what have the men come here for, then?

0:47:48 > 0:47:50I just don't know.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02CROWD CHANT

0:48:03 > 0:48:07They seem pretty rowdy but that's to be expected, you know?

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Just get the job done, I just can't wait to do it now.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Jade's probably shitting herself now.

0:48:12 > 0:48:16- I'm going to be getting married in front of how many people?- 27,500.

0:48:16 > 0:48:21- Congratulations! - I've not married him yet.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23I think we might be having a few words after this.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Every guy wants this done,

0:48:25 > 0:48:30- and I can't believe I'm the bird that has to go through with it. - SHE SIGHS

0:48:30 > 0:48:33Not long now. Hopefully it'll be a draw.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36Or maybe we'll get a goal from this.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39And the weather is fucking shit.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43Present... from Levi.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47Oh!

0:48:49 > 0:48:51Am I seriously meant to be putting these on?

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Oh, my God!

0:48:54 > 0:49:00It's cold and I'm stood at a football pitch with football boots on.

0:49:00 > 0:49:05'After three weeks of waiting, it's time for Jade to meet her man

0:49:05 > 0:49:09'in front of almost 28,000 football fans.'

0:49:11 > 0:49:15ALL CHANT: # You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing

0:49:20 > 0:49:23Why has he done this? This is not a good day.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28I've got fucking football boots on.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Yeah, we're going on the pitch.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47What are you doing?

0:49:55 > 0:49:58CROWD CHEER

0:50:02 > 0:50:06- It's all for you, babe. - It's for you, not for me!

0:50:10 > 0:50:14You look so nice, babe. Are you all right with it?

0:50:14 > 0:50:18- ANNOUNCER: Congratulations to Jade and Levi!- Thank you! Thank you!

0:50:18 > 0:50:20Thank you!

0:50:20 > 0:50:26Friends, family and football fans, we've gathered here today to bear witness to the marriage blessing

0:50:26 > 0:50:31of Levi and Jade. Our time today is strictly limited to two minutes,

0:50:31 > 0:50:33so it's going to be the condensed version.

0:50:33 > 0:50:37I promise to keep my vows to you,

0:50:37 > 0:50:40to share my dreams and hopes with you,

0:50:40 > 0:50:43to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45I love you this much.

0:50:45 > 0:50:50- Levi, will you live by this vow? - I will.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Then place the ring on the third finger of her left hand.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57Wonderful.

0:50:57 > 0:51:02And Jade, will you live by this vow?

0:51:02 > 0:51:07- Will you?- I will.- That's the one. - Shove it on there.

0:51:07 > 0:51:12Levi and Jade have made lifelong promises to one another,

0:51:12 > 0:51:16and subject to a few mundane legalities which we'll do inside,

0:51:16 > 0:51:19it gives me great pleasure to declare them as husband and wife.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23So, please, you may kiss the bride.

0:51:23 > 0:51:26ALL CHEER

0:51:31 > 0:51:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I've missed you so much.

0:51:36 > 0:51:40ANNOUNCER: Please give them an absolutely massive round of applause.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Oh, my God!

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Well, I wasn't expecting to get married here today.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52I'm still getting used to the idea.

0:51:52 > 0:51:56I thought it was amazing. I cannot believe we got to go on the pitch.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58I've always been a Stoke City supporter,

0:51:58 > 0:52:03so the fact that I've got to stand on the pitch and my daughter's been married on there for me is amazing.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06- Congratulations.- Thanks!

0:52:06 > 0:52:11I was going to kill him at first, but it's their day, it's very special,

0:52:11 > 0:52:13it's amazing, brilliant.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16- Something you'll remember for the rest of your life.- Definitely.

0:52:17 > 0:52:22- 'Now for the entrance of the bride and groom...' - APPLAUSE

0:52:22 > 0:52:25'..to a room full of football fans.'

0:52:25 > 0:52:29So when did you see the fact that the bridesmaids' dresses were in the same colour as Stoke City shirts?

0:52:29 > 0:52:32This morning, just before we came, about an hour before.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35- And did that go down OK?- No. - LAUGHTER

0:52:37 > 0:52:42- What could he have done differently? - Everything. - LAUGHTER

0:52:42 > 0:52:45Ladies and gentlemen, one more time, the new Mr and Mrs Stone!

0:52:45 > 0:52:47ALL CHEER

0:52:47 > 0:52:51Even the mother-in-law has told me what a good job I've done, so I couldn't be happier.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53It's the last home game of the season, we're here.

0:52:53 > 0:52:57Erm, that's where I want to be, out there, watching the game.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00He's done it perfect, I couldn't have done it better myself.

0:53:00 > 0:53:04Just the fact that we're the first people to ever get married on a match game

0:53:04 > 0:53:08is just mind blowing, you know, it really touches me, I can't believe he's managed to do it.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10CROWD CHEER

0:53:10 > 0:53:14I'm so happy Jade is happy with everything. I know it's not every woman's wedding dream,

0:53:14 > 0:53:17but let's be honest, it's every lad's.

0:53:17 > 0:53:23- 'And there's still time for the newlyweds to take their seats for the second half.'- Oh, my God.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27'For once, football isn't the only thing on Levi's mind.'

0:53:27 > 0:53:32- I told you I'd bring you to a Stoke game, babe.- I know, I didn't think it would be on us wedding day.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37- Eyes on the game.- I can't. SHE LAUGHS

0:53:37 > 0:53:39WHISTLE BLOWS

0:53:39 > 0:53:42'But with Stoke losing two-one to Spurs,

0:53:42 > 0:53:48'will Levi's football-themed reception leave Jade feeling defeated, too?'

0:53:50 > 0:53:54We've got another football pitch. Where's the stuff for me?

0:53:54 > 0:53:58This is the main one. This is for you.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00I don't know what it's going to be.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08- Are these all my letters? - That's all your letters, which I've wrote to you every day.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11# There's no need for you to say you're sorry

0:54:11 > 0:54:16- Thank you. - # Goodbye, I'm going home

0:54:16 > 0:54:22As if I've got a shirt. To be fair, I would expect one, from what I've gone through today.

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Do you like that?- I like that. - Mrs Stone and then the date of our wedding day.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28- Oh!- That's your name now.

0:54:29 > 0:54:33- Wow!- That's your wedding cake, babe.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36You've done a very good job, I'm very proud of you.

0:54:38 > 0:54:41That's the only thing I need to hear.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44# It keeps me up all night, up all night

0:54:44 > 0:54:46'And as the day rolls on into extra time,

0:54:46 > 0:54:50'it seems Levi scored a winner.'

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Do you want to go play with the balls? Aww!

0:54:56 > 0:55:01It's been a great day, and it's going to be a great night, as well, by the looks of it.

0:55:01 > 0:55:05# Goodbye, I'm going home

0:55:05 > 0:55:09I'm so happy for you, Levi. You've finally found the woman of your dreams.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12It's been hard work, but my God, it's been fun.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Jade, thank you so much for making my best friend happy.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18- He's the happiest man alive. - APPLAUSE

0:55:18 > 0:55:21A small token of our appreciation for bearing with us

0:55:21 > 0:55:24and trusting us with your big day.

0:55:24 > 0:55:28- Thank you, Levi. You're the best. - Thanks, darling, love you.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32I can't believe how the day's gone at all. It's been absolutely amazing.

0:55:32 > 0:55:39They pulled something off that nobody else has ever done and ever will do.

0:55:39 > 0:55:44For them to do that is probably the best thing in their life.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46I've just married my Levi. That's it.

0:55:46 > 0:55:50He is who he is and he's done what he wanted,

0:55:50 > 0:55:53and you did well.

0:55:53 > 0:55:58- CROWD CHEER - # I'm going home #

0:55:59 > 0:56:04'Next time, hopeless romantic Matt plans a nostalgic wedding...'

0:56:04 > 0:56:07She must trust me if she let's me do this, eh?

0:56:07 > 0:56:10'..for his Valley VIP girl Rhian.'

0:56:10 > 0:56:13I deserve it, man! Give it to me!

0:56:13 > 0:56:15'But will Matt's gamble on a week-long stag...'

0:56:15 > 0:56:18We're expecting possibly a divorce.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21- '..and a Welsh wedding outdoors...' - Should have sorted this out earlier.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23'..be a total washout?'

0:56:23 > 0:56:25Oh, my goodness! Is the burger a clue?

0:56:25 > 0:56:29- Just think it's Matt's head you're knocking. - Too late now to back out, isn't it?

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0:56:42 > 0:56:45# Wider than a mile

0:56:46 > 0:56:51# I'm crossing you in style someday

0:56:53 > 0:56:56# Dream maker... #

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