0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Every girl dreams of her wedding... - I want to be you now.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11..but what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15This is all for the name of love.
0:00:15 > 0:00:1812 gallant grooms
0:00:18 > 0:00:20are taking control.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22With 12 grand apiece...
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Give it to me.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and just three weeks to organise a wedding.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Absolute idiot. - They're more daring...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- Why are we here? - ..more ambitious...
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Why has he done this?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34..and more outrageous than ever before.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Oh! Oh!- It's not a joke!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Will the glass slipper fit?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh, my word, hell no!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Will true love conquer all?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Horrid, horrid, horrid.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, my God, it's going to be on a beach.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50And will there be a fairytale ending?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, my God! I don't like it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Is it the right ring?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Turn that camera off.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Or just a damsel in distress?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Wishes do come true. - Sometimes they don't.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Come on, guys, don't just watch, join in.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08Tonight, buckle up as daredevil Kev plans a sky-high wedding
0:01:08 > 0:01:11for his feisty bride-to-be Trish.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13The end of your life is near.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16While she yearns for an intimate family do...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17He knows that my mum is the person
0:01:17 > 0:01:19that's going to walk me down the aisle.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22..he's determined to start married life on a high.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24She'll be looking out the window thinking,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26"I'm jumping out in a minute."
0:01:26 > 0:01:29With the best man keen to leave his to leave his mark on the day...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30What if she doesn't marry me?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I've either planned the best wedding or I'll ruin your life.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35..and a bride who hates being out of control.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39It's the most stupidest idea you've ever had in your whole, entire life.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Can Kev convince Trish to take a leap of faith?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Woo!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Or will he simply crash and burn?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's damage limitation now.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm having a panic attack.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52This is my fault.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Trish and Kev's worlds collided 18 months ago at a roller disco.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14The first time I laid eyes on him, he looked like an absolute idiot.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I had a big afro, a gold, shiny shirt
0:02:17 > 0:02:19and bright, electric pink flares.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Kev spotted damsel Trish struggling to hold her own on the dance floor
0:02:25 > 0:02:27and rolled to her rescue.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I thought he worked there so I let him take me round once.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm not even very good, to be honest,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I don't even know why I thought that I could teach her how to skate.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39He just asked me for my number and I gave it to him.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I think he was a bit shocked.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I texted her straight away to test out the number.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Luckily, she gave me the right number, which is good.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49And with her number secured, Kev was quick to secure a first date.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51We met up two weeks later, didn't we?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We kind of became official, we slotted, really,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55into each other's lives, really, didn't we?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I couldn't get rid of her(!)
0:02:58 > 0:03:0126-year-old Kev is a real-life action man,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05running his own business as a fitness instructor and sports coach.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Different to most people, I do love work.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I want to be successful.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Being a sports coach and stuff and running my own business,
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I think I can be competitive.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I do get stressed but I try and channel it in the right way.
0:03:21 > 0:03:2430-year-old PA Trish came to the UK with her mum and sister
0:03:24 > 0:03:27from the Ukraine when she was just a year old.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I remember always wanting to choose my own clothes at that age.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Always. - I didn't get it always right.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39We didn't have much to fill the house, we did all share a bed,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41but Mum worked hard.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, look, my birthday.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47We all had really lovely beds by the end of it!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Coming from humble beginnings,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51she's proud of the life her mum Lydia provided for her
0:03:51 > 0:03:56and will only fully commit to Kev with her mum's blessing.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's important for me that the person I'm marrying, that my mum
0:03:59 > 0:04:02thinks highly of, and that she thinks they're the right person.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04One big sticking point, though,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07is neither Trish nor Kev want to move out of their separate homes
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and regularly commute across the Thames to see each other.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Kev's in Southend and I'm in Kent.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16After we're married, hopefully things will change.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Hopefully!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Unless you get it really wrong.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25What's more, there's another special someone in Kev's life...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29..his best man, Sam.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34He's my best friend, he's my best mate by far.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36We've known each other for 20 years now.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Also, me and Sam are business partners as well
0:04:39 > 0:04:42and we do the boot camps and fitness classes and things like that.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44He's like a brother, really.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Soldier Sam served in the elite parachute regiment in Afghanistan.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Sam is definitely a big character, isn't he?
0:04:52 > 0:04:5320 seconds.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56When they're together, it's like banter, it's kind of loud,
0:04:56 > 0:04:58they want to be the centre of attention -
0:04:58 > 0:05:01they're constantly trying to outdo each other.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Get a nice, deep breath.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07And Trish knows that Kev's other other-half could lead him astray.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10He does get a bit carried, don't you?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11With anything.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Especially with Sam...
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Sam's like the devil on my shoulder and you're like the angel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I think he'll make the decisions with me
0:05:18 > 0:05:21in the forefront of his mind, won't you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22- You will, won't you?- Yes, baby.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25With Sam as Kev's sidekick,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Trish is wary of her big day turning into a joke.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Mr and Mrs - that'll be us soon.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34VERY soon.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36If you get it really wrong, it'll just be like that...
0:05:36 > 0:05:40It's really important for me for the day to be quite serious.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I don't want to be made an idiot of.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46I don't want to feel like it's a joke.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hopefully, I'm going to put all of my being into this wedding
0:05:49 > 0:05:50and by the end of it,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Trish will be so happy she'll just be flying high, hopefully.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03For the next three weeks, they'll have absolutely no contact.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07And I'll love whatever you do, hopefully.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- You will. - Don't get too carried away with Sam.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Love, leave Sam alone.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13- See you on the day then.- Yeah.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17The next time they see each other
0:06:17 > 0:06:19will be on the most important day of their lives.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- SHE SOBS - You'll set me off.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Sorry, I love you. - I love you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Bye.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'm really going to miss him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm really, really going to miss him so much.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42But I just keep on thinking that in three weeks' time
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'll be married to him so I'll have him for the rest of my life,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47so I've just got to keep strong
0:06:47 > 0:06:49and hopefully he'll keep strong as well...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52and in three weeks' time, we'll have the most amazing wedding.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hopefully.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58It'll be a lonely time for Trish returning to her empty flat in Kent.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04But groom Kev won't be alone because here comes the cavalry,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07in the form of best man Sam.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- How you doing, mate? How's things? - Good, not bad.- Ready for this?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- I think so, I think so.- Let's do it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19How you feeling about the whole thing?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20It hasn't really sunk in yet,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I don't think, that I can't see her and stuff.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25How do you reckon she's going to get on with that?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I think she's going to struggle. It's me, do you know what I mean?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- She's going to struggle, isn't she?- Shut up.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Hopefully he'll just have me at the front of his mind,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39it's just a massive, massive task that Kev's got to do.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43But it is worrying me, knowing that he's been left with Sam.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46If only she knew that Kev's entire wedding plan
0:07:46 > 0:07:50has been inspired by his best friend's time in the army.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I was hoping to twist your ear about something.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- About your past in the parachute regiment.- OK.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm thinking maybe a parachute jump,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01included in the wedding at some point.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03What, to get her to do it?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I'd like to, yeah.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06She's going to go mad.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- No.- Like getting married in the plane?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Why not? And then literally say our vows, say I do or I don't...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Then jump out. She's got to jump out either way.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Either way she's got to jump out, we're not landing until...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- She's going to go mad. - I know.- It'll be brilliant.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24So Kev's ambitious plan is to get married
0:08:24 > 0:08:2712,000 feet up in the air on a plane.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And if that's not daredevil enough,
0:08:30 > 0:08:35he's expecting his bride to skydive immediately after she's said "I do".
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Excited by their plan,
0:08:38 > 0:08:43the boys have come to Headcorn Aerodrome in Kent to talk logistics.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45What you thinking? You nervous?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- It's all right, mate.- Yeah.- You?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I don't know what to expect yet.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Trish is going to go mad.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Using Sam's army contacts, Kev's arranged a meeting
0:08:55 > 0:08:59with the parachute regiments Red Devils Display Team.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01The plan is I'd like me and my fiancee -
0:09:01 > 0:09:03but she doesn't know about it -
0:09:03 > 0:09:05to get married by a minister in a plane.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Right, do you think she's going to be happy with this?- No.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Er, no. - What's your plan if she says no?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- I'm going to drag her. - Would you still want to jump anyway?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'm 90% sure we'll definitely get her in the plane.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20But Trish isn't dreaming of a daredevil do.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24She's brought her mum and bridesmaids to Hall Place in Kent,
0:09:24 > 0:09:28to show them what she'd choose if she were in charge.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Here we are!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Oh, my God.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33And keen to avoid anything gimmicky,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37this bride is desperate for grandeur on her big day.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39It's beautiful.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42This really fits in with how I imagine the wedding to be.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Just really elegant and classy.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- It's very traditional, isn't it?- Yeah, it is.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's traditional but yet it's still really classic.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It has a real sense of elegance to it.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Yeah, and that's what I'd like.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Elegant, classy, traditional...
0:09:57 > 0:10:01so not the parachute plane Kev's got in mind. Funny that.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03SONG: "Come Fly With Me"
0:10:03 > 0:10:05He makes his way to the front of the aircraft
0:10:05 > 0:10:07and then you jump inside as well.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Yeah, no worries. - Stop it tipping up.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Have to come out the budget if we tip the plane, mate.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15There's not a great deal of room but this is large for a parachute aircraft.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Now, what we were thinking, was Trish, with one instructor there,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Yourself, Kev, with another tandem instructor sat there facing that way.- OK.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25And the minister here strapped to an instructor facing this way
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- so we can perform the ceremony.- Yeah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30That's pretty much going to take up the whole of this space here.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33So you reckon the ceremony's going to take about, what, 15 minutes or so?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35A normal ceremony would be in front of all the family
0:10:35 > 0:10:39so you'd mention certain people but it's just about me and Trish.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40So it could be...shorter than that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- You need to get the basic stuff done, don't you?- Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm just going to be looking out the window thinking,
0:10:45 > 0:10:46"I'm jumping out in a minute."
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm still up for it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Who would you like to go first out of you and Trish?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's got to be her, mate.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Because, if I jump and she point blank refuses, I'll be like, "What?"
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Cos we'll have the minister here so the minister
0:11:00 > 0:11:04will probably shuffle back, turn into the door, then they'll go.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Then it'll be you two left...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07So the minister's definitely got to go?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well, he'll be in the way otherwise. Any other questions?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I think that's it all answered.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15That's it, I was just about to say I'm happy, but I'm more nervous...
0:11:15 > 0:11:16No, I'm looking forward to it now,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm just hoping for good weather and a minister that's happy to jump
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and I think it'll be the best thing ever.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26So Trish will say her vows surrounded by a team of paras
0:11:26 > 0:11:28who she's never met.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Not quite the guestlist she's got in mind.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I think Kev knows how important my family are.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36He knows how my mum is the person who's going
0:11:36 > 0:11:39to walk me down the aisle.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41He knows that it's important that she's part of the day.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44So I don't think there's any questions there.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It looks like Trish might literally be in for a let down,
0:11:48 > 0:11:52as the boys seal the deal on their sky-high wedding.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- How much did it cost? - You said you'd do it by the hour.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Probably around about 4-500 quid, you're looking at.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Time wise, of the jump and meeting and stuff?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02We'd aim to get here for about seven o'clock in the morning.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That'll give us plenty of time to get the jump in.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Plus that gives us the best chance of getting the jump in on the day.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09If we turn up early and the weather's a bit iffy in the morning,
0:12:09 > 0:12:12then it might mean we have to wait around for a little bit.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14But if we turn up late and the good weather's...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Yeah, we might miss the good weather by the time you get here, yeah.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20With the plane booked, Kev needs somewhere to hold a reception
0:12:20 > 0:12:24and to make his marriage legal after the skydive.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28He's found a licensed venue in Essex, 60 miles from the drop-zone...
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Erm, ceremony.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30It's nice though, mate.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It does, yeah, it does look really nice, actually.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I like the building, I really like it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Hello, nice to meet you. - Hello, I'm Sam.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40We're planning on having a skydive,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44so we're hoping to get married in the plane...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Wow.- It would literally be us do that...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50The wedding party will travel together, the guests will be here.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53So you won't have all the guests with you, the guests will meet you here?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- The guests will be here.- So we time it so that whatever time
0:12:56 > 0:12:58we're going to be finished in here by,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00the guests will be here just half an hour before
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- so it's not a really long wait.- OK.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07On a roll, the boys book the reception for £3,900.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Thanks for your time.- No problem. Lovely to meet you.- Thank you.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Good luck with everything.- Thank you.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13They'll need it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15In Kent, Trish's mum Lydia and mate Jo
0:13:15 > 0:13:18are trying to put the bride's mind at ease.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Trouble is, it's not working.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22What do you think the boys are planning for the wedding?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I dread to think, to be honest.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26The two of them together, him and Sam...
0:13:26 > 0:13:30In this case, two heads will not be better than one.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Do you think that they're like that?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Neither of them are a woman and neither of them
0:13:33 > 0:13:35have ever planned a wedding.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40That's true, but Sam is on hand to guide Kev
0:13:40 > 0:13:43and he's come up with a plan to give his best mate
0:13:43 > 0:13:45a permanent reminder of his big day.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46All right, mate.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Yeah, I'm looking at a tattoo for my wedding finger.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54For his very first tattoo,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Kev's getting the wedding date on his finger.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Aw, sweet.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Although, let's face it,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03he's still got a long way to go to catch up with his best man Sam.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- What do you think?- The wedding ring's on, you'll hardly see it
0:14:06 > 0:14:07and it's just something
0:14:07 > 0:14:10that means something to you and Trish then, don't it?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12In the chair.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18All right, let's do it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's a romantic gesture...
0:14:20 > 0:14:25but perhaps not quite the romance Trish has in mind for her dream day.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28If it's not what you want, you've just got to live with it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- You have, really.- Oh, don't... Everything you're saying
0:14:30 > 0:14:33is the things that I worry about now, you know?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35But you should be excited.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You just got to stop worrying, let them get on with it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39If the wedding dress is bad,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42then we dress Sam up in the wedding dress and he can marry Kev.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44There you go, bang.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Unfortunately for Trish, Sam's about to leave
0:14:50 > 0:14:53his own indelible mark on the wedding.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- This was your idea as well. - Yeah, everything's my idea.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I've either planned the best wedding or I've ruined your life.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Are we ready, Kevin?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I'm feeling...nervous.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Yeah, just really nervous.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's quite a sentimental thing.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10But what if she doesn't marry me...on the day?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Ah, you'll be all right, mate.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, come on, let's do it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Let's have a look.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What do you think? Do you like it?- Yeah.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Really nice.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Wow.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- TECHNO MUSIC - I'm so nervous.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'm thinking, would it be better just to have an initial?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- No, actually, sod it, just do it. - I hate all of your guts.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Is that it?- Done.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Is it all done?- Yeah.- All of it?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Job done. Let's just hope when Trish sees it, she doesn't show him
0:15:59 > 0:16:01a different finger.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Sorted.- Craig, thank you very much, mate.- No worries.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's the end of week one and Trish wants to show her mum and Jo
0:16:15 > 0:16:18the dress she'd choose if she had control of her big day.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I'm feeling quite excited today, but a little bit nervous.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I don't even want to think about
0:16:25 > 0:16:28wearing a dress that I hate on the day.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31But that's the least of her worries.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34As she's jumping from a plane,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Trish needs something more than a traditional wedding dress.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Something a little more untraditional.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I'm looking for a few...
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- boiler suits-type outfits. - Yeah. Colour?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Navy.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- One white. Basically, I'm doing a parachute jump at my wedding.- OK.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57So I don't just want to jump in a jumpsuit, so I wanted to...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Look the part. Like that?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02For your bride-to-be.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I've been married for 30 years nearly
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- and I've never done anything like that.- I'm either brave or stupid.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Or maybe both.- No, look, it'll be something to remember.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- That's it.- When you look back on it, and think how stupid you were
0:17:13 > 0:17:15when you can tell your children and your grand-children.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- What a story as well.- That's right, as long as you survive it.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21He might not when Trish finds out.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- £45 I'll charge you.- 45?- Yeah.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- Deal, 45, perfect.- Good.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28As lovely as the boiler suit is,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31the bride will need an actual dress for the rest of the day.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33That's assuming there is a rest of the day.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Meanwhile, Trish wants something simple, which is funny,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41because finding the right dress is proving anything but.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Try this one.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45No, maybe like an off-white.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49But also as well, not too much bling. Actually, no bling.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I don't mind some straps, that would be quite nice but nothing too booby.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- You'd have one any colour? - None of this.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- No pink.- None of that? No pink!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02With the boiler suit in the bag, Kev and Sam are now after
0:18:02 > 0:18:06something more traditional for the post-jump reception.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Hi there, how can I help you? - Hi there, you all right?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'm looking for a wedding dress.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12This is so unnatural for me.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I think we should get one off the sale rail.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- I think we need to pick, like, four or five...- Yeah.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19..that we can get someone to try on.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yeah, I think trying on's the way forward.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23What do you think of that one?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25The idea's there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I just don't know if I want the princessy one.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30I don't really like these ones.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- WHISPERS:- That's what fat brides might wear.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- We've picked out... - We've got five ones.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38OK, take a seat then.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43While the boys have narrowed their search, Trish has expanded hers.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53But nothing's doing it for her.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I don't want to look like Malibu Barbie.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I have seen so many dresses similar to this.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00No, I don't like any of it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04There's something on every single piece of the dress. It looks like
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I've gone into a fancy dress shop and just got the wedding dress.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09If I had this dress I'd feel so cheated.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15It looks like I'm a 60-year-old woman trapped in a 30-year-old woman's body.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Or like if you was getting married in Italy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22This is not a wedding dress.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I actually hate this. I want to take it off.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It looks like it's from a charity shop.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29The bling itself just makes it look cheap.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31This is the sort of dress you'd wear
0:19:31 > 0:19:33if you was getting married in a cathedral in Spain.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I just don't like it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You've definitely ruled out the net, the shawl, the taffeta.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44You've ruled out A-line, you've ruled out big meringue,
0:19:44 > 0:19:45you're ruled out fishtail.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47You've ruled out all the other styles.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's just a very confused dress.
0:19:49 > 0:19:55- It doesn't know what it wants.- No. It's so fussy.- The dress is fussy?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59With a long list of things Trish doesn't like,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02it won't be easy for Kev to find something he does.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Out of his comfort zone, he's taking a simple approach.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09On three, you've got to say, one, two, three, four or five, ready?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13BOTH: One, two, three - five.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Let's hope five is the lucky number for Trish.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20This might be easier than we thought.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Out you come.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26After a marathon effort in the dressing room perfection
0:20:26 > 0:20:28finally arrives.
0:20:28 > 0:20:34- This is absolutely stunning.- It is. This is very beautiful dress.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35It's amazing.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39I'm actually shaking. Oh, my God. Whoo!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I actually look... I look beautiful.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47MUSIC: "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# I am beautiful no matter what they say
0:20:52 > 0:20:56# Words can't bring me down. #
0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's the most beautiful dress I've ever seen in my life.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I feel like a princess.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I hope he picks something like that.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09He could pick something really bloody horrible though.
0:21:09 > 0:21:15No, he not, why you worried for? Why worried about?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16It's got to at least live up to this
0:21:16 > 0:21:20cos if it doesn't...I think I'll kill him.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26She might not have to as Kev's found a similar figure-hugging number.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31It's quite an exposing dress.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You feel a little bit vulnerable
0:21:33 > 0:21:35because it is showing your whole shape.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38And so a bride has to feel very confident in wearing that
0:21:38 > 0:21:39kind of shape dress.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- This confident? - How bloody amazing do I look?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I'm sorry but I look amazing. I'm sorry. I feel amazing in this dress.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I feel like I can take over the world.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Go on, buy it.
0:21:55 > 0:22:01- I don't think she'll like that. - She'll love it.- No.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Oh!- All right.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07So close, but deciding to play it safe
0:22:07 > 0:22:09the boys are going for an A-line blingy number.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12The complete opposite of Trish's dream figure hugging gown.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16That looks well...
0:22:16 > 0:22:17It looks amazing.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- I really like it.- So do I.
0:22:20 > 0:22:26- Big time.- Agreed on it?- Do it. - Congratulations.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28The decision has been made.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Kev spends just under £600 on a wedding dress Trish
0:22:32 > 0:22:35won't even be wearing when she finally says "I Do."
0:22:36 > 0:22:39It's not safe for her to jump in the dress.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44It is a shame, but the wedding dress doesn't really fit the rules and
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- regulations, really.- But Trish wants romance, not rules and regulations.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52And she's struggling to let go of her dream frock.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55I just felt so beautiful and so...
0:22:58 > 0:23:03..classic and timeless and I could just imagine walking up
0:23:03 > 0:23:07the aisle to Kev and him looking at me and going, "Oh, my God.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08"Is that Trisha? Yes, it is."
0:23:08 > 0:23:12It's just probably so far-fetched from what I'd normally pick,
0:23:12 > 0:23:17but it's exactly what I imagined my wedding dress to look like. It was just stunning.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26It's the beginning of week two and with the wedding dress sorted,
0:23:26 > 0:23:30kind of, Kev's facing his scariest challenge yet.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36With soldier Sam AWOL, Kev's left to face Trisha's sister Erica
0:23:36 > 0:23:38and an army of bridesmaids alone.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Where are the bridesmaids dresses? - Everywhere.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46- Everywhere. See. There, there. Bridesmaids bags.- Yes.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Loads of stuff. Girls, you ready?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50There's four cubicles in there.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Thank you.- Kev's already chosen a dress and paid £200 for five.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, no.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Are you joking?
0:24:01 > 0:24:06It might look good on? Stretchy.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Are you really trying it on? - Yes, we're trying it on.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Despite their reservations,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14all the bridesmaids agree to try the dresses on.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Well, apart for Trisha's sister Erica.- I'm not trying it on.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Why?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23The material and the cut is not very weddingy
0:24:23 > 0:24:25and it just looks a bit cheap.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Is there anything else we could try on?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- They're the dresses.- That's OK.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- You'll have to get four instead of five.- Why?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Because I'm not wearing that. I'm not wearing that.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Even though it's your sister's wedding?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41It's my sister's wedding and I'm not wearing it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44You haven't even tried it on. Why would I even give you the chance to pick another dress
0:24:44 > 0:24:46if you're not going to try that one?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- I'm not going to try it on and look like an absolute dickhead. - I hate bridesmaids.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53This has been the worst day so far.
0:24:54 > 0:25:00- I'd say.- Aww! The colour looks pretty.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04But the material, there's something wrong.
0:25:04 > 0:25:10Seeing the girls in their dresses has convinced Erica to try on hers.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15It will literally to be able to say to Trisha, "I tried mine on, but I didn't like it."
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I'm past caring.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Literally, I am past caring about the bridesmaids' dresses.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25That actually looks much better on you than us.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Yeah, but it's like something I'd wear to work.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32But I wear shorts and T-shirts to work.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37If I put on a half decent suit, then I look like Tom Cruise.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Because I wear shorts and T-shirts to work.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Who the hell are you kidding? You're ginger, you're receding.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Ouch.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- I'd wear this to work. - You can wear it to work after.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48So if you'd wear it to work, why don't you like the dress?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52I like it to work, but I don't like it as a bridesmaid's dress.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54But it's just a dress, and you're a bridesmaid
0:25:54 > 0:25:55so it's a bridesmaid's dress.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57There's no rules on what it has to be.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Exactly, no rules.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Which is why Kev's chucking his bride-to-be
0:26:02 > 0:26:04out of a plane on her wedding day.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09You guys are harder work than all this planning put together.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10I think I've won them over.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- If that's what you want us to wear, we'll wear it.- It's a nice colour.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Kev finally persuades the girls to wear the dresses.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20But it hardly matters as he's past caring.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Not sounding horrible, they're just the bridesmaids.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30I'm not revolving my choices around my ushers. Or my best man.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32So why should I revolve my wedding and mine
0:26:32 > 0:26:35and Trisha's wedding around her bridesmaids? It's as simple as that.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Of course you're not revolving your skydive wedding
0:26:38 > 0:26:40abound your paratrooper best man.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Oh, yeah - you are.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Completely unaware of Kev's high-flying ideas,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Trish is desperate to glean any information about the big day.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53But bridesmaid Natalie has a bombshell to drop.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57The bridesmaids dresses were interesting.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58We thought they was a joke.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- You being serious?- Yeah.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05It's just not something that you or we would have chosen.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10- But also I noticed he's had a tattoo done.- Are you being serious?- Yeah.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Are you being serious? - Yeah, I'm being serious.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- I'm being deadly serious. - A tattoo where? On his hand.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Are you being serious?- I'm deadly serious. Where on his hand?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23I didn't really see, but there's definitely something going on there.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I don't know. I'm actually going to kill Sam. Sam's the one with tattoos.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Has Kev got any?- No, not one.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Why would you have a tattoo on your hand of all bloody places?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- Why a tattoo on your hand? - Don't know.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40- What an absolute idiot.- I don't know. - What an absolute idiot.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43What an idiot.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Oblivious that his new tattoo sent Trish into orbit,
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Kev's visiting Mum Linda to show it off.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Hello, sweetheart.- You all right? - You all right?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- Not seen it yet? - No, what's that?- It's a tattoo.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Oh, wow.- Scabbing a little bit at the moment.- It's lovely.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Just hope they don't change the date now or I'm knackered.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- How's it all going?- All right.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12I think it's going all right.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14It's not going to be a traditional wedding.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Me and Trish are getting married on a plane and then parachuting out.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21No! Oh, my God.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Kev... Oh, dear.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Well, that's different.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31How do you think she'll feel about it?
0:28:31 > 0:28:34I think she'll hate it at the start, but she'll definitely do it.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Her reaction will be quite funny, I think.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Hopefully.- Only you, Kev, eh?
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Yeah, she'll definitely do it. Won't she, Kev?
0:28:44 > 0:28:49Despite being in the dark, Trish seems to have calmed down. A bit.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52I was really angry earlier with Kev just knowing that he went
0:28:52 > 0:28:58and did things like have a tattoo and it just made me worry about how...
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Just things going on in his mind.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06It just made me question what he's thinking
0:29:06 > 0:29:11and why he's doing these things and making the decisions he has so far.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15So, yeah, I was pretty angry with Kev earlier.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25It's the end of week two. Time for the hen do.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27And it seems it's not only the wedding that's been
0:29:27 > 0:29:30influenced by Kev's military best man.
0:29:32 > 0:29:37- So what you doing today?- We're doing army assault course. Army clothes.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40It's pretty much of a letdown to be fair.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- I don't know what you've been told. - I don't know what you've been told.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- I'm going to murder Kevin Cole. - I'm going to murder Kevin Cole.
0:29:48 > 0:29:53- So with that in mind Trish climbs... - Oh, my God.- ..rolls...
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- My hat is interfering with my rolling.- Get through that tunnel.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59What you hanging around for?
0:29:59 > 0:30:01..and drags her way around the assault course.
0:30:01 > 0:30:02You can see my fanny.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Trish might try and protect her modesty
0:30:06 > 0:30:09but there's nowhere to hide from the bootcamp's main challenge.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Wooh!
0:30:11 > 0:30:15The vertical drop which should be nothing for a girl who is
0:30:15 > 0:30:17jumping out of a plane in six days' time.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20What is it we're doing, otherwise I don't want to do it.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Is it like a bungee jump? I don't want to do that.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- A really good adrenaline shot. - I don't want to do that.- Oh, dear.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I don't think so, darling.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33I could deal with things going across but anything that drops I can't do.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36I don't even like lifts for that reason. I can't do that.
0:30:36 > 0:30:41Good luck, girls. Good luck. Tough luck. Seriously, to him. Bad choice.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42Oh, well.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48With no idea the vertical drop has been, well, dropped.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Kev's stag is in first gear,
0:30:51 > 0:30:54mainly because he spent 400 quid on a limo for the lads.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Cheers, boys.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58MUSIC: "London Calling" by The Clash
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Let's go.
0:31:03 > 0:31:08But soldier Sam's not really sure Kev's mind is focused on the party.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09He's really,
0:31:09 > 0:31:13really starting to panic about Trish getting in that plane.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17He's worried so I'm going to try to chill him out.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19With only six days to the wedding,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22groom Kev is starting to doubt his master plan.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25I don't want to jeopardise mine and Trisha's relationship.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27I don't want her to think, "Why has he'd done this?"
0:31:27 > 0:31:29I want her to experience it and think,
0:31:29 > 0:31:32"You've literally done something I would never normally do."
0:31:32 > 0:31:35I mean, every woman wants you to be spontaneous.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39There's no more spontaneity than getting married on a plane.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42We love spontaneous, yes,
0:31:42 > 0:31:45but jumping out of a plane on your wedding day, not so much.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51The following morning, and still worried,
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Kev meets up with best man Sam for some support.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56How you feeling about the day now?
0:31:57 > 0:32:02- Just nervous about the jump, mate. - Whether she'll go through with it?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I think...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Obviously my natural reaction is not to want to upset her or to
0:32:07 > 0:32:09make her nervous or scared but...
0:32:09 > 0:32:14If she does the jump it's going to make her day. I think she'll do it.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16- I really think she'll do it. - I think she will in the end.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20- It will just take a little bit of persuading.- I think she'll do it.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21I really think she will.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Well, yeah, but you thought the tattoo was a good idea.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30With just a few days to go, Trish gets her invite.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35You, your mum and your bridesmaids will be
0:32:35 > 0:32:39collected from your house on Friday morning.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Be dressed and ready to leave at 9:00am sharp!
0:32:44 > 0:32:45To leave at 9:00?
0:32:47 > 0:32:49No-one's going to be able to get to me by 9:00.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52There's five people that have got to try to get to me for 9:00.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56I'm really, really disappointed in Kev. To be honest.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Really, really disappointed.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03For me to say that I must be really, really disappointed in him.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05What, because he hasn't considered the bridesmaids?
0:33:05 > 0:33:08No, cos I think the whole thing's gone to his head.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10I think he's just got carried away.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13And that's what I'm disappointed in.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15I think he's forgotten that it's actually a wedding.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17That it's our lives.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20And that's just knowing the pick-up time.
0:33:22 > 0:33:28He's managed to ruin the wedding, basically. So that's it really.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32I think he's just sucked the last bit of enjoyment out of it to be honest.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34It's a shame.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37I had more faith in him, but I don't any more.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44So far Trish has been less than impressed with Kev's efforts
0:33:44 > 0:33:46in planning her wedding.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48And she doesn't even know the half of it.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53It's the day before the wedding and Trish will get to see
0:33:53 > 0:33:56the dress she will be wearing on the biggest day of her life.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Perhaps this will go a bit better.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04The dress that I fell in love with was very plain, very simple,
0:34:04 > 0:34:06very elegant, very classic.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08It was a really lovely, lovely dress.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12If he gets the dress wrong, it's something that he's going to
0:34:12 > 0:34:15have to live with, not me, so let's just hope he gets it right.
0:34:16 > 0:34:22- Hello. Hi, Trish.- Hello, nice to meet you.- Come up and take a seat.
0:34:22 > 0:34:27- OK, Trish, you ready to come see your dress?- Yep.- Come up with me.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29- You ready?- Yep.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32It's the moment Trish has been waiting for.
0:34:36 > 0:34:37OK.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- That's it.- What do you think?
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Pretty bad.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Just quite unimaginative, really. I'm really surprised.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59You have some beautiful dresses, and he's gone for this.
0:34:59 > 0:35:04But it's not unexpected. But, yeah. Try it on.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Were you expecting a different shape?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Just something a little more figure-hugging, really.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- But we'll see when we get it on.- OK.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18If Trish doesn't like the dress, I don't know if she'll even go
0:35:18 > 0:35:22through with it at the moment. I feel like she's so stressed out that...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27I don't know if he's got it wrong it might be
0:35:27 > 0:35:29the nail in the coffin for her.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33It's a nervous wait for mum Lydia and friend Jo.
0:35:37 > 0:35:41- Beautiful.- Trish, it's lovely.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- Wow.- Trish, you look stunning.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46I just don't like it.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Why?- It's got a stupid hoop underneath it for a start which is
0:35:48 > 0:35:50back to the 18th century.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53And look at the ridiculous shoes.
0:35:54 > 0:36:02- What don't you like?- This. I don't like this. I don't like it.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05I don't want it. I want it off.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07The most stupid thing I've ever seen.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11- I think it's stunning. I really do.- I think it's lovely.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Disappointed that this is Kev's vision of me.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Any man choosing a wedding dress would find it so hard.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18I think he's done such a good job.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22- It just isn't my style at all. - Because you never wear it before.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25But still you should feel comfortable in your wedding dress.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I don't like it. I'll wear my own clothes then.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Wear my own clothes.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Can't make me wear a wedding dress.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38You geared yourself up to react like that, I've got to be honest.
0:36:38 > 0:36:44- I'm not putting up with it. I'm not. No, no.- You love Kev?
0:36:44 > 0:36:45I'm not so sure any more.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49But he will see tomorrow
0:36:49 > 0:36:51when I'm walking down the aisle he will see my face
0:36:51 > 0:36:54and he will know that this is not the dress I want to get married in.
0:36:56 > 0:37:02- Oh, babe.- Get Lydia. Jump up, babe.
0:37:02 > 0:37:09Just calm down. Calm down. Just calm down. Excuse us.
0:37:14 > 0:37:20Beautiful dress. Maybe not how you want it. You're OK, sweetie.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22I feel like I'm having a panic attack.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27You know what I'm going to do, I'm going to call Kev.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Whether I have to do something to it or change it that's it.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- I'm not wearing this.- I'm going to call him.
0:37:36 > 0:37:41- Hello, Kev. It's Jo.- You all right?
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Trish has just tried her dress on and she really ain't happy with it.
0:37:46 > 0:37:51She's crying. She's had a panic attack and everything, babe.
0:37:51 > 0:37:56So can we change the dress with your permission?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02I've spoken to Kev.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06It's not good news.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09I'm joking!
0:38:09 > 0:38:12He said that...I'm sorry, I was only joking!
0:38:12 > 0:38:16He says that he wants you to be happy on your big day
0:38:16 > 0:38:20and of course you can change it because he wants you to feel good.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Seriously, you need to get out of this whole...
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- depressive thing. - SHE SOBS
0:38:28 > 0:38:32You can find something beautiful now.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Trish soon finds a second dress
0:38:35 > 0:38:38and it's the one that Kev and Sam so confidently rejected.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40BOTH: Wow!
0:38:40 > 0:38:41My God, that is the one.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44It is the one, you look stunning.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46That is the one.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49How do you feel?
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Uh...yeah, better than the last one!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55- Do you like it? - Yeah, it's beautiful.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59Actually, this is one of the ones that the boys looked at.
0:38:59 > 0:39:00Is it really?
0:39:00 > 0:39:04I'm really shocked they even looked at anything like this because it's so different.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Do you feel excited now?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Yeah, I actually do. I don't care about anything else!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- I feel I can take on the world in this dress!- Aw!
0:39:12 > 0:39:19That's lucky cos you're going to have a wonderful view of it from the plane.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23After three long weeks, it's the morning of the wedding.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27Yesterday was perhaps the darkest of the darks.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31The lowest of the lows.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33The only way is up, really.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37The only way IS up. 12,000 feet up, to be exact.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40And, luckily for Trish, over in Headcorn
0:39:40 > 0:39:43the conditions are perfect for skydiving.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46In Southend the boys are up and on schedule.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Underwear, suit, shoes and toiletries, innit?
0:39:49 > 0:39:54But that isn't stopping Kev worrying about his high-flying plans.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58I'm just proper nervous about Trish, to be honest.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59How do you think she'll react?
0:39:59 > 0:40:01She'll be emotional anyway.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05She's not going to expect this.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Not in a million years, mate. Not in a million years.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Well, no.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13But what bride WOULD expect to be chucked out of a plane
0:40:13 > 0:40:15on her wedding day?
0:40:15 > 0:40:16The end of your life is near.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Well, let's hope not.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Come on, them, we'll get you ready now.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Over in Kent at bride HQ,
0:40:24 > 0:40:28the early start has meant the girls are rushing to get ready.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30We're not doing very well time-wise.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Really not very well. At all.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36The starting time was really unachievable and unrealistic.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I think Kev's probably really nervous.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41Because he knows if he's got it really wrong,
0:40:41 > 0:40:43he'll have a miserable couple of days!
0:40:45 > 0:40:49So, blissfully unaware of her impending skydive,
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Trish must first cast an eye over
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Kev's controversial choice of bridesmaid dresses.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Oh, my God! What's with you girls?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00They're so lovely! What's WITH you?!
0:41:00 > 0:41:01They're so ME!
0:41:01 > 0:41:03They're completely ME!
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Oh, my God!
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Oh, my God, they're so ME!
0:41:08 > 0:41:12It's now time for Trish to show the girls her dress.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- You look lovely.- You look beautiful.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Oh, Trisha!
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Perfect!
0:41:23 > 0:41:25It is, it's beautiful.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27You seriously look stunning.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Oh, my God, I love it.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31- It's so nice.- It's gorgeous.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32It's so beautiful.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34I'm ready.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37ALL: Aw! Mwah!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40So far, so good for Trish.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42But how will she feel in a few hours
0:41:42 > 0:41:45when she'll be swapping her dress for a boiler suit,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48and jumping from a plane at 12,000 feet?
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Over in Headcorn, the boys are at least trying
0:41:54 > 0:41:56to make the airfield look...well,
0:41:56 > 0:41:58less like an airfield.
0:42:00 > 0:42:01Have you got that side?
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Screw one in loosely.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Yeah, yeah.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08They left two hours and 15 minutes late.
0:42:12 > 0:42:13Not even an hour.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15TWO hours and 15 minutes.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19It's about another hour to get here - close to 3½ hours late.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Trish and Kev should be in the air by now
0:42:23 > 0:42:26but the late bridal party isn't the only problem.
0:42:26 > 0:42:27Over in Essex,
0:42:27 > 0:42:31the reception guests are arriving already.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34The bridal party are running about two hours and 15 minutes late.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36'Oh, really? Oh, dear!'
0:42:36 > 0:42:39They're meant to leave Erith at nine. They left at ten past 11.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42After an hour's drive,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44and not sure where she's heading,
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Trish is beginning to worry.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48I'm absolutely stumped on this.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50I just...
0:42:50 > 0:42:53I have no idea what it can be, where we're going.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56It might be something really crazy.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Don't know. We've gone past Brands Hatch, so we're not going to go
0:42:59 > 0:43:01motorbike racing or anything like that,
0:43:01 > 0:43:04or car racing, so...
0:43:04 > 0:43:06that's one good thing.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09I think I'm probably more nervous than Kev at the moment.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Once this is out the way we can enjoy the rest of the day.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14I'm not worried about the venue or anything like that.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18Hopefully it all rolls into one.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Let's hope best man Sam is right,
0:43:20 > 0:43:23because Trish is about to find out what her husband-to-be
0:43:23 > 0:43:27has in store for the biggest moment of her life.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Why's Sam here?
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Is everything OK?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Is Kev OK?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Are you doing all right? - I'm fine. Why are you here?
0:43:39 > 0:43:42I'm Kevin's best man.
0:43:42 > 0:43:43- You look gorgeous.- Thank you.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45You look gorgeous.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Come here. just trust me, all right?
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Right, in there.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55You two ladies can go in as well.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59- Afternoon. Trish?- Hi.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- I'm Billy.- Nice to meet you. - Lovely to meet you.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04- Congratulations on your wedding today to Kevin.- Thank you.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06What we'll do today is
0:44:06 > 0:44:08perform the ceremony at 12,000 feet above the ground.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10- Right.- You'll get married inside the aircraft
0:44:10 > 0:44:12and straight after the wedding
0:44:12 > 0:44:14we'll move up to the door and exit the aircraft
0:44:14 > 0:44:17and freefall for about 45 seconds,
0:44:17 > 0:44:19open a parachute,
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- do a couple of turns and land safely on the ground.- With Kev?
0:44:21 > 0:44:24You'll be with me, Kevin's going to be with Nathan,
0:44:24 > 0:44:26one of our instructors.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28My mum won't even see that, it's such a shame.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31She is afraid of the heights, anyway.
0:44:34 > 0:44:35No, I'm not doing it.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38OK, well, I'll just leave you for now.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Thank you very much.- Thank you.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42From what I understand,
0:44:42 > 0:44:45we have to get married 12,000 feet in the air,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48with nobody there other than me or Kev - for some reason
0:44:48 > 0:44:49he seems to think that's a good idea.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52I just think he's got really carried away.
0:44:52 > 0:44:57It's such a shame cos there's going to be big repercussions for this.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59It doesn't look like she's very keen on the idea.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Her mother's not keen she won't see the wedding
0:45:02 > 0:45:05She said pretty much, "I'm not going near the aircraft."
0:45:05 > 0:45:06I'll still jump anyway.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Shocking, that's horrible.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17This is really silly.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Really, really silly.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21How are you feeling?
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Yeah, all right. A bit disappointed in you.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- She's scared of heights a little. - No, I'm not scared of heights.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28What if we changed it a bit,
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- if we did the ceremony by the plane so we could all watch you get married.- No.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33No-one's here!
0:45:33 > 0:45:34The bridesmaids...
0:45:34 > 0:45:36No!
0:45:36 > 0:45:40No way. That's even worse, next to a plane. No way.
0:45:40 > 0:45:41All right, then.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45At the moment she's saying every kind of no going.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Basically, it's because she wants people to see her
0:45:48 > 0:45:50to get married.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53It's meant to be we do what I plan,
0:45:53 > 0:45:55not I plan it and she refuses, then we do what she wants.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58She'll get what she wants and that'll be it.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Maybe I should have set a precedent
0:46:01 > 0:46:02with the dress.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05But I was trying to be lenient, knowing what she's
0:46:05 > 0:46:10going to be doing today, or not doing at this rate.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14- What's that?- It's what I'm meant to be getting married in.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17Apparently we're meant to be getting married 20,000 feet in the air.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19With no-one watching, just me and him.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23How do feel about this?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I want to take this off, I am actually going to take my dress off,
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- I'll put that on.- You're happy to do it?- I don't know.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31I'm not averse to it now. I just think, "Let him have his day,"
0:46:31 > 0:46:34and after there's a lot of things we've got to sort out.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36OK.
0:46:36 > 0:46:40I've done skydives before, from being in the Army,
0:46:40 > 0:46:43and I promise you it would make her day if she did it.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47She's not saying she won't do it, she's just a bit taken by surprise.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55As far as I'm concerned, this is now Kev's day.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58It's nothing to do with us, nothing to do with me.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59This is all about Kev,
0:46:59 > 0:47:03so we'll go along with it,
0:47:03 > 0:47:04whatever Kev wants us to do,
0:47:04 > 0:47:08and then after, I'll start my life and we'll have to deal with the consequences.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11If I don't do it,
0:47:11 > 0:47:13the day can't be done, can it?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16So I have to do it.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18I'm not saying I want to do it
0:47:18 > 0:47:20but I have to do it,
0:47:20 > 0:47:22so there's some times in life you have to do things you don't
0:47:22 > 0:47:24want to do.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27It's your wedding day, mate, it's all rolling forward.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30it's all going in the motion we want it to go in.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34Just enjoy it. Try and chill and enjoy it now.
0:47:34 > 0:47:39Hours later, we think we're hopefully rolling with it.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43- I'll leave you in the hands of Billy.- Thank you.
0:47:43 > 0:47:47While Kev applies the finishing touches to his wedding day,
0:47:47 > 0:47:50his bride-to-be is in a boiler suit, face down on the floor.
0:47:50 > 0:47:56I want her to appreciate the sentiment behind it.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57It's awesome.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01I need to go to the toilet now.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07- See you later.- Love you.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09- Love you, girls.- Bye.- Bye.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Over four hours behind schedule,
0:48:11 > 0:48:16and Trish is finally moments away from becoming Mrs Cole.
0:48:16 > 0:48:17I don't walk up the carpet.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22No, I don't want to walk with my mum.
0:48:22 > 0:48:23It's not a joke.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29After a tough three weeks apart,
0:48:29 > 0:48:32Trish and Kev are finally back together.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Hello, nice to meet you.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38But it's a frosty reunion.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41Let's do it, then. Ladies first, hey, guys?
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Well, at least she's on the plane.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50But Trish has her own surprise for Kev.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54I'm not jumping, by the way.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Oh, my God.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01Sam, she's not jumping, mate.
0:49:08 > 0:49:09Are you jumping, Kev?
0:49:11 > 0:49:14I got...
0:49:14 > 0:49:17I've done this thinking it'll be a great experience together.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19This is the worst day of my life right now.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Kev's high-flying wedding
0:49:23 > 0:49:25has failed to even get off the ground.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Fucking... Absolute fucking waste.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32No, leave me alone.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- Trish, just change quickly, right?- Yeah.
0:49:42 > 0:49:46Kev, we need to, like, remember it as a good day.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Come on, baby.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51- I just feel like I'm in a nightmare. - We've got something else planned.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54Desperate to salvage the day,
0:49:54 > 0:49:56best man Sam calls the reception venue
0:49:56 > 0:49:59to organise a wedding ceremony there.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02It's gone tits up. But we've just got to get Trish and Kev
0:50:02 > 0:50:06dressed as quick as possible and try and chill them both out a bit.
0:50:06 > 0:50:10That's that, really. Just got to try and save what we can.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12It's damage limitation now.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17Which I never thought I'd say about my wedding day.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24This is my fault. Erm...
0:50:29 > 0:50:30I just keep getting upset.
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Half an hour later, having had time to talk,
0:50:33 > 0:50:36the couple have agreed to carry on with the day.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40Trish didn't want to jump out of a plane.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43But with her family and Kev by her side,
0:50:43 > 0:50:45she is happy to be whisked off
0:50:45 > 0:50:47to her second venue in style.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59And Kev finally gets his bride up in the air.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04Oh, my God. I don't like it.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31THEY CHEER
0:51:52 > 0:51:55I'm sorry. It was just too much.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59I was prepared to get on the plane for you and marry you on the plane.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01But I think when you saw just how upset I was
0:52:01 > 0:52:03to have to do that away from the people I love...
0:52:03 > 0:52:05Yeah, it's too much. Which I apologise for.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07You don't have to apologise.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09It's just the most stupid idea you've ever had.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12It just so happens it was our wedding.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15It's the most stupidest idea you've ever had in your whole entire life.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18It's close. I've had some bad ideas.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21No, no, this has been the worst decision you've ever made.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23- What marrying you, or...?- No!
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Forgiven but not quite forgotten,
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Trish is now getting the wedding she's always dreamed of.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39We're here today to witness the joining in matrimony
0:52:39 > 0:52:41of Kevin and Patricia.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44I call upon these persons here present to witness
0:52:44 > 0:52:47that I, Kev Ryan Cole, do take thee...
0:52:50 > 0:52:51I love you.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55..Patricia Perry, to be my lawful wedded wife.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57I love you so much.
0:53:02 > 0:53:06Patricia, I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08I promise to be loving,
0:53:08 > 0:53:11faithful and loyal to you throughout our married life together.
0:53:11 > 0:53:15Kevin, I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17I promise to be loving,
0:53:17 > 0:53:20faithful and loyal to you throughout our married life together.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22So, Kev and Patricia,
0:53:22 > 0:53:25we all hope that the feelings you have for each other today
0:53:25 > 0:53:28will continue to grow stronger and deeper
0:53:28 > 0:53:30throughout the years to come.
0:53:30 > 0:53:31Not all of them!
0:53:33 > 0:53:38It gives us the greatest pleasure to declare you are now
0:53:38 > 0:53:39husband and wife.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42And Kevin, Sir, the moment you've been waiting for...
0:53:42 > 0:53:43You may kiss your bride.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Can I take her?
0:53:55 > 0:53:58It seems the groom who planned to jump out of a plane
0:53:58 > 0:54:02with his bride on their wedding day in has turned it around.
0:54:02 > 0:54:07But does Trish have any regrets about not doing what he planned?
0:54:07 > 0:54:10I wasn't prepared to jump out. There was never a point...
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Even if I'd known that this amazing venue in all of this would
0:54:13 > 0:54:16have happened after, I don't think there would've been anything
0:54:16 > 0:54:19that would've changed my mind. And I felt really awful about it.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22You've got nothing to feel awful about. It was me that planned it.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26I know, but it just feels like I should've maybe have tried harder.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28But it just wasn't in me to do it.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30No, it's not you. It's not you, it's me.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40I hope Trish has sort of forgiven me and Kev.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43It looks like she has.
0:54:43 > 0:54:44She can enjoy herself.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51Even though Kev didn't always get it right...
0:54:51 > 0:54:54Tonight has just proved that I was,
0:54:54 > 0:54:56even when I didn't think I was,
0:54:56 > 0:54:58in the front of his mind.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01It's been absolutely beautiful, baby.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04It's been perfect. I couldn't have wished for anything more.
0:55:04 > 0:55:09I was jealous from the first time I see you two together, I really was.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11I really couldn't have asked for someone better to take
0:55:11 > 0:55:14my best mate away from me.
0:55:14 > 0:55:15GUESTS LAUGH
0:55:17 > 0:55:21Trish is extravagant. She likes her own way.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23This was the wrong process for her.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25I could not imagine a worse person to do it.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27But Kev appreciates that in her.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31She can act up and he just looks at her with love in his eyes.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34They are the perfect match, absolute perfect match.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36It's awesome to be a husband.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Not even that she's my wife, that I'm her husband.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41That's the best feeling in the world.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43The fact that we're married is just the most perfect ending
0:55:43 > 0:55:46to anything now.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49So, yeah, even though it wasn't necessarily a fairy tale,
0:55:49 > 0:55:52it ended like one.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02Minions, forwards!
0:56:02 > 0:56:04- Next week, geeky groom Grant... - Argh!
0:56:04 > 0:56:07..plans the performance of a lifetime...
0:56:07 > 0:56:10I want to be her hero. I want to be her white knight.
0:56:10 > 0:56:12..for his scientist bride-to-be, Kelly.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15That's probably the only dress I actually like.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18Can this white knight win his biggest ever battle?
0:56:18 > 0:56:20I'll probably literally just be defending her
0:56:20 > 0:56:21and fighting my way through.
0:56:21 > 0:56:25Or will his fairy princess be wishing she could fly away?
0:56:25 > 0:56:27I'm bored.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Really, really bored.
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