0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Click them together and make a wish. - 'Every girl dreams of her wedding.' - I want to be you now.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10'But what happens when she has no say on her big day?'
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Aghhh! - 'Don't Tell The Bride is back.'
0:00:13 > 0:00:15This is all for the name of love.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- '12 gallant grooms...'- Yeah!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- '..are taking control...' - SHE SCREAMS
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- '..with 12 grand apiece...' - Give it to me!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- '..and just three weeks to organise a wedding.'- Absolute idiot.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- 'They're more daring...' - Why are we here?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- '..more ambitious...' - Why has he done this?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34'..and more outrageous than ever before.'
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Ohh!- It's not a joke.- Aghh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- 'Will the glass slipper fit?' - Oh, my word.- Hell, no.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- 'Will true love conquer all?' - Horrid, horrid, horrid.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Oh, my God, it's going to be on a beach. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:47 > 0:00:52- 'And will there be a fairytale ending?- I don't like it!- Agh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Is it the right ring? - Turn the camera off.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- 'Or just a damsel in distress?' - Wishes do come true. - Sometimes they don't.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Minions, forward! - 'Tonight, geeky groom Grantt...'
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Ohhhh!- '..plans the performance of a lifetime...'
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I want to be her hero. I want to be her white knight.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11'..for his scientist bride-to-be, Kallie.'
0:01:11 > 0:01:14That's the only dress I actually like.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17'But while she dreams of a low-key, meaningful wedding...'
0:01:17 > 0:01:20It is upsetting. It is heartbreaking, really.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23'..Grantt is set on a show-stopping theatrical fairytale.'
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Acrobatic ninjas, fairies popping out of fairy doors.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Can this white knight win his biggest ever battle?'
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I'll probably literally just be defending her and fighting my way through.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38'Or will his fairy princess be wishing she could fly away?'
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I'm bored! Really, really bored.
0:01:43 > 0:01:50This programme contains some strong language.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57'English teacher Grantt first met science student Kallie six years ago,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59'during a summer break from university.'
0:01:59 > 0:02:03It was like that movie moment where you see someone and everything else slows down.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06It was literally like that when I first saw her.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08SHE LAUGHS
0:02:08 > 0:02:14And so much so, I was like, "Way out of my league. I'll be shot down so fast if I even talk to this girl."
0:02:14 > 0:02:16SHE LAUGHS
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Very quickly I realised he was one of the funniest people that I knew
0:02:19 > 0:02:23and he just understood me straight away.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26'But it didn't take long for the couple from Gravesend to realise
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'they were at different ends of the spectrum.'
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Me and Grantt are complete opposite personalities.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I'm an English teacher and I'm a writer and I'm creative.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Kallie, meanwhile, does the opposite. She's a scientist.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43She explores the realms of definition. She finds truths.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46'Grantt loves fantasy fiction and all things nerdy.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'He even likes dressing up.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54'Yep, Grantt loves a good larp.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58'It's nothing weird. It stands for Live Action Role Play.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01'To you and I, that's dressing up in old-fashioned gear
0:03:01 > 0:03:05'and having a good old-fashioned battle. No, nothing weird at all.'
0:03:05 > 0:03:09It's like paintballing, but instead of using guns, you use swords.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14And I tried to get it, but I didn't get it. I am most certainly not a larper.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17It is the voices that do me in more than anything.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22She'll hate it if I might accidentally go into a bit of Scottish or something similar.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27What's happening here? She doesn't like that. It makes her go, "Eughhh! No!"
0:03:27 > 0:03:31'Still, Grantt's unusual hobby does have its benefits for Kallie.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36'He's a chivalrous romantic who's taken on the role of his true love's sworn protector.'
0:03:36 > 0:03:40He very much sees himself as a white knight and a hero.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45He treats me like a princess. He's always doing beautiful things for me.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50'And for this white knight, there's no higher honour than praise from his princess.'
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I love it when she says to other people, "He's my white knight, he's my Batman,"
0:03:53 > 0:03:55because that's my purpose.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59'These two polar opposites knew it was love when on an early date
0:03:59 > 0:04:04'Grantt brought along blueberry muffins, not knowing they were Kallie's favourite.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08'Something Kallie took as a sign.'
0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's serendipity. It was the moment where we just knew
0:04:11 > 0:04:15that this wasn't coincidence anymore, there was something going on here.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- SHE LAUGHS - It's just our kind of relationship signature now.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I think we were meant to be from that moment onwards, definitely.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Yeah.- Yeah. Aww.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29'With 25-year-old Kallie still studying
0:04:29 > 0:04:33'and 31-year-old Grantt only four years into his teaching career,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36'this hard-up couple still live with his mum and dad.'
0:04:36 > 0:04:40It's difficult. We're at the stage in our life when we want to make a home for ourselves.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Sometimes it can feel like you're living on top of each other a little bit.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48'But for Grantt, living with his mum and fiancee isn't so hard.'
0:04:48 > 0:04:51He's got two women looking after him all day every day.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55That must be amazing. What Lin doesn't do, I do.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I like having the occasional cup of tea made for me,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I like coming home and someone's done my ironing for me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So I don't think I'm afraid to move out,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I just appreciate the fact that I have someone there to pick up after me.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Yeah, I'm a mummy's boy. HE LAUGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:15'And this mummy's boy's artistic approach to life can sometimes clash
0:05:15 > 0:05:17'with Kallie's more precise, scientific ways.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Kallie believes that every aspect of her life can be micro-managed and that she can get on top of it
0:05:22 > 0:05:24and control it, and if she's in control, she's happy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I can't be in an environment that's not organised, otherwise I'm stressed out.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31'And there's no chance of this Rapunzel letting her hair down.'
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Cos my way's the best way. I am always right.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37SHE LAUGHS
0:05:37 > 0:05:42'Planning the wedding on his own is Grantt's way of wrestling back some control.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44'But it's not just Kallie who likes things her way.'
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I'm willing to bet the year, two years of planning our wedding
0:05:48 > 0:05:51would've resulted in my mum and Kallie falling out, and I say that deadpan honest,
0:05:51 > 0:05:57it would have, because they're both such strong characters who want different things.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I think she thinks that she knows what I want,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02but I don't think she actually really does know what I want.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm so glad to have that opportunity to be able to go,
0:06:05 > 0:06:08"Neither of you are touching this because you're just going to kill each other."
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Kallie will freak out at not knowing what's happening.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Kallie needs to know what's happening. That's why she's a scientist.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Not knowing anything about this is going to drive her insane.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27'And, of course, scientist Kallie has been experimenting with ideas for her big day for years.'
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Always been thinking about my wedding day, since I was a little girl.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I want him to promise himself to me properly.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38I want it from Grantt, not from Grantt in a character. I want it from him.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Larping is a part of my personality, absolutely.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45And it will find a place in this wedding.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49So it's going to be interesting, quirky, strange,
0:06:49 > 0:06:53a little bit weird, very, very odd, very, very crazy, very, very interesting.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59If he makes me look like an idiot in front of everyone, then I just won't do it,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I just won't get married. Full stop.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, God.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12'It's time for the couple to say goodbye.'
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I'm going to miss you. - I'm going to miss you, as well.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18'The next time this fairy princess sees her white knight
0:07:18 > 0:07:21'will be on their wedding day in three weeks' times.'
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Be happy.- Yes. - Only focus on the good things.- Yes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Bad things don't last. - Yeah, I know, of course.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31'It's the longest the couple will have spent apart in their six years together.'
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Come on, you can do it. Let's get your stuff in the car.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Cool. Cool. Let's go!
0:07:37 > 0:07:43'Kallie's dad, a taxi driver, is on hand to whisk her away to her parents' house a few miles away.'
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Be good.- Course I will. You, too.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- I love you so much.- Enjoy yourself.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I love you.- See you later.- See you.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I have been absolutely dreading this moment. - SHE LAUGHS
0:08:05 > 0:08:09This is going to be the hardest bit, the hardest bit, for sure.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- I'll see you guys later. - Don't run away. You know your mum.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15'Grantt isn't just saying goodbye to Kallie.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20'Determined to strike out on his own,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- 'he's made the brave decision...' - Don't get drunk. Bye!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26'..to move out of his mum and dad's.'
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I've got a big task ahead of me, I've got a massive job,
0:08:31 > 0:08:37my Kallie girl's thoughts, feelings are really, really on the line with this,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40so I really, really want to make sure that what I'm doing is perfect.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47'For the next three weeks, Grantt will plan the wedding with his best man, Ross.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51'Like Grantt, Ross likes to dress up in costumes and have a good larp.'
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Oh! It's on!- It is.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58'Unlike Grantt, Ross lives alone in his very own boysie bachelor pad.'
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Hey, fellas. - 'He's invited his brother Scott and a group of friends over
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- 'to help launch their wedding ideas.'- This is like a war. - This is the nerve centre.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Well, the nerd centre, as we like to call it. THEY LAUGH
0:09:11 > 0:09:14'With the wedding just three weeks away,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17'the boys' usual geeky toys are strictly off-limits.'
0:09:17 > 0:09:21This is a PlayStation-free area until you actually pull this off.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26'So, no gaming allowed. How about a PowerPoint presentation? Really?'
0:09:26 > 0:09:31So, I want to include a really, really odd set-up, something that really blows people's minds,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34something that makes people go, "How is that even happening?"
0:09:34 > 0:09:40'With the nerd centre buzzing, Kallie's arrived at mum Michelle's house.'
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- All right?- Yeah. Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49'Younger sister and chief bridesmaid Annalise is also on hand to lend moral support.'
0:09:52 > 0:09:55So, is it a silly question to ask if you're freaking out?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I think I'm freaking out a little bit but I think I'm in shock a little bit at the moment.
0:09:59 > 0:10:05He's a very imaginative man, so I think he's going to go out there, I reckon,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- out on a limb, I think.- Oh, no, no.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12The thing is, if it was just Grantt on his own, I reckon eventually he'd be terrified of my wrath
0:10:12 > 0:10:14and so he wouldn't do it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17But I think with everybody else there encouraging him to do it,
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- he'd be more likely to do it. - He could. Quite easy. - That's what I'm worried about.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31'The following day and Grantt, Ross and usher Josh
0:10:31 > 0:10:34'need to pool their experience and focus on the wedding plans.'
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- So how many weddings have you actually been to?- A few.
0:10:37 > 0:10:43- I haven't organised any. How about you?- This is actually the first wedding I would've ever been to.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- But you have a girlfriend, right, so you can draw on your experience. - No.- OK.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- That's fair enough.- Yourself? - I'm a determined bachelor. I stay away from them.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Wild boys...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56'With his experienced team behind him,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59'Grantt's anxious to get started.'
0:10:59 > 0:11:01For me right now, the venue is absolutely important.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05That is my creative block. Until I see this place, until I see my stage,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I can't put my actors on it. And it's got to be different.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I want to be her hero, I want to be her white knight.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15I don't want to be tied down by any one theme, any one motif or any one image.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18This is Grantt. This is a Grantt design.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm going to get people calling me, they're going to be like,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23"Did you do that wedding that was amazing?"
0:11:23 > 0:11:30Grantt, Grantt, I love the humility with which you are approaching this wedding.
0:11:32 > 0:11:38'So the humble groom hits the road on the hunt for a stage which he hopes will clarify his vision.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42'He's arranged to view The House Meadow in Kent.'
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Wow! - 'Part of a family-run working farm.'
0:11:45 > 0:11:52- I like this.- 'It's big, it's grassy, and right now, it's fairly empty.'
0:11:52 > 0:11:55The ceremony I want to be as rural and as beautiful as possible,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- really highlight the innocence and romance of things.- Yep.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Stage two, with the wedding breakfast, I'd like it to be quite inventive, creative.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- OK.- With lots of really curious things. And then with the evening,
0:12:05 > 0:12:10I want it to be a big celebration, not so much noisy or rambunctious,
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- but embracing the kind of carnival aspect of things. - Show-stopping.- Yeah!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Makes people go "wow". - Absolutely, yeah, absolutely right.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19The key word at the moment is outdoor.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22This is why I'm thinking maybe riding in on horseback,
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- maybe...- The fairytale romance. - Yeah! Spot on. Fairytale romance, that's it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Love that. - Yeah. Well, then, show me around!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- OK! Shall we go for a wander? - Yeah.- Come this way.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35'As Grantt sets off to check out his venue,
0:12:35 > 0:12:40'bride Kallie is visiting the place she'd have chosen for her big day.'
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Wow.- 'She's brought along her mum, sister and bridesmaid Amy.'
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- It's beautiful. - 'It's a 900-year-old church in the village of Dode in Kent.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53'Restored to its original state, it holds just 40 guests.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55'The perfect place for Kallie's ceremony.'
0:12:55 > 0:12:58It is what I always dreamed of, definitely.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03It's just beautiful. I can see me and Daddy walking down this path
0:13:03 > 0:13:06and everybody's on the inside waiting for us to come down.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's all scary but beautiful
0:13:09 > 0:13:13and the countryside just keeps me calm cos it's so gorgeous.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, it's so gorgeous!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, my gosh, I love this place so much.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- It is beautiful.- You can kind of feel it, like, it's got history.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29That's why I love it. It's just so... old.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32At the end of the day, I think your wedding day,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35you're making a sacred vow, it is almost spiritual.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41Us getting married isn't about having the day and isn't about having some big thing to show off,
0:13:41 > 0:13:45it's about us promising ourselves to each other.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47'Kallie's ideas are clear.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51'She wants sacred and spiritual,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55'not some big thing to show off. Got that, Grantt?'
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I want the outdoor wedding because it looks beautiful.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I want the outdoor wedding because it's show-stopping, it's creative.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I really want to step out of the mundane world
0:14:04 > 0:14:08into something completely magical and completely new and completely crazy.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11'Even Grantt needs to consider some mundane practicalities.'
0:14:11 > 0:14:14What's the legality of the blessing and the ceremony?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Cos I looked on your website and you can't officiate things.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- You have to have your legal ceremony elsewhere.- The legal aspect of it I'll do in a room at some point.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26'But Kallie's always dreamed of tying the knot somewhere meaningful.'
0:14:26 > 0:14:31I love that it's a church and you get married in a place that feels absolutely spiritual.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35I just really hope that he makes it about us as a couple
0:14:35 > 0:14:39and not about just impressing people.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I don't want my wedding to just be an extension of what he does
0:14:43 > 0:14:47for himself in everyday life, and I want it to be about me and Grantt,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50and I am concerned that he will get carried away.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- 'And he might.' - I'm thinking with the fact that we can decorate this ourselves,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56we might even be able to adapt the theme
0:14:56 > 0:14:58and not just have Victoriana England
0:14:58 > 0:15:01but maybe even 18th century Japan before the Meiji era.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04'Yeah, he's definitely not getting carried away.'
0:15:04 > 0:15:07What else is amazing is that these bows could hide a ninja clan
0:15:07 > 0:15:11who could jump down on unwary visitors and attack them brutally.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I'd never thought of that. - You're telling me no-one's ever done that here before?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- No-one's had a tree full of ninjas? - No-one has imagination these days.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22The possibilities are horses, samurai,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25sword duels, acrobatic ninjas,
0:15:25 > 0:15:28fairies popping out of fairy doors.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- It's going to be a showcase. - 'A showcase?
0:15:33 > 0:15:39'Kallie didn't want a showcase. Even so, the boys are feeling rather pleased with themselves.'
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Let's get this now. - Can we go by the swing?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45'So the bride's leading man has found his stage.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50'But she's struggling to let go of her dream church.'
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Knowing that you probably won't get married here, seriously, how does it make you feel?
0:15:54 > 0:16:00If it's not Dode then it's not my dream. It is heartbreaking, really.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03If he gets it really wrong, he's going to need the ability to fly
0:16:03 > 0:16:05to get out of Kallie's grips,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08cos she'll come down heavy on him. SHE LAUGHS
0:16:08 > 0:16:11There will be no venue that can match up to Dode.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14There will be no place that makes me feel as special as Dode.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19There is a real possibility that if it's completely the wrong venue and nothing like what she wants,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23then perhaps there might not even be a wedding.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25'There might not be a wedding,
0:16:25 > 0:16:30'but there will be a Japanese ninja larping-type thing.'
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- It's on. We'll take it.- 'Grantt's forking out half the budget...'
0:16:35 > 0:16:40- High-five! Yeah! We'll do it properly.- '..on an empty field where he can't even legally tie the knot.'
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We love it. Thank you very much.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Nice to meet you all. - Nice to meet you, too.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48There's something about this place which is just so right.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Thanks, Claire.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54This is so much of my creative vision instantly.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I needed that venue to have the stage to begin mapping it out
0:16:57 > 0:17:00and working out what happens where. This is perfect.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09'A few days later, and with his stage now set,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13'English teacher Grantt is busy devising the plot for his big day.'
0:17:13 > 0:17:18Kallie turns up in a black cab. All she can see in the distance is the gazebo, a bridge and me.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Already the dream begins.- 'Grantt's using the fact he and Kallie
0:17:21 > 0:17:27'have to head to a registry office immediately after their outdoor blessing as part of his story.'
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Then at the end of the ceremony, we have the villain,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32the rules lawyer, and he has his knights. He'll turn up at the end and go,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35"I will stop you from getting to the registrar!"
0:17:35 > 0:17:39And then calamity ensues as we courageously battle our way through
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- to get to the registry office.- Mm-hm. - That's what we're hoping for.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Something unbelievable. Unbelievable I think is the buzzword there.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49'Unbelievable it certainly is.
0:17:52 > 0:17:58'It's the start of week two and Grantt is visiting his mum Linda and dad Ian.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02'Over the past 12 months, Grantt's dad has been seriously ill.'
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Hello, darling. - You all right, Ma?- Yes.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07'And Grantt has a special request for him.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11'But he's also got a special request for his mum.'
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I wanted to make sure you were a part of things
0:18:13 > 0:18:16so I wondered if you could do my washing.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Oh, Grantt! - SHE LAUGHS
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Thanks a lot! - Cos now you're a part of it.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25'Grantt doesn't need a registrar for his outdoor blessing
0:18:25 > 0:18:27'as it's not actually a legal ceremony.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30'So while Mum gets the laundry,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33'Dad gets an offer that'll really put him in a spin.'
0:18:33 > 0:18:36We're going to have two ceremonies. For one of them,
0:18:36 > 0:18:42we need to have someone... run the ceremony.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Would you marry... Kallie and I
0:18:49 > 0:18:52at our wedding, please?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Er... yeah. I mean, of course, I'd love to.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I'd be honoured to do that.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yeah.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- It just means a lot to us, an awful lot. - It means a lot to me, as well.- Yeah.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- It'd be cool.- I'm going...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13All right. Do you want some company?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- She'll be all right.- Come here, Dad.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- It means an awful lot to me. - I'm very proud of you.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25That was good. You can tell he was... he was definitely, erm...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28definitely taken by that. Yeah.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31That was... easier than I thought it was going to be,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34which is pleasant and good
0:19:34 > 0:19:37and I think it's just going to mean so much.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40That's going to mean so much to me and Kallie.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49'In London, Kallie's on a quest to find the wedding dress she'd choose
0:19:49 > 0:19:52'if she was in charge of her big day.'
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Agh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57'She's dreaming of a glamorous 1950s-style gown.'
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Hate the bling.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Hate, hate, hate the bling.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04'Trouble is, nothing quite fits the bill.'
0:20:04 > 0:20:08I don't like the flowers and the detail. I'm really not sure about this material.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09I just don't think it looks very nice.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Yeah, my wedding dress is the most important thing that Grantt has to get right.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Bling city, let alone the colour.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's a really, really horrible dress.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23If I don't feel comfortable or beautiful on my wedding day, I'm not going to enjoy the day.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I don't like the flowers on it. Uh-uh.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29The one is not in the shop. I don't think the one exists.
0:20:34 > 0:20:40'Back at mission control, Grantt's come up with a novel plan to find the one.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44'He's designing the wedding dress himself from scratch.'
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I've had lots and lots of ideas. I've got my top three.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Probably the most interesting is my steampunk wedding dress.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57I've got a real kind of angel love and I like that look.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I think that would be a really cool look.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04She'd kill me. HE LAUGHS She would totally kill me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:13'Blissfully unaware, picky Kallie is still searching for her 1950s dream gown.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17'She's come to meet designer Shelley.'
0:21:17 > 0:21:21How exciting! Oh, it's so beautiful!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Oh, my gosh!- I've got lovely goodies for you to have a look at.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28We've got lots of vintage-inspired dresses here,
0:21:28 > 0:21:32lots of knee-length, lots of lovely lace, which you're going to absolutely love.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Why don't you go and feast your eyes upon that round there,
0:21:35 > 0:21:41- see if there's anything you like. - Yes.- You should try lots of things on today, Kallie.- Yes.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43This is the sort of thing I could see me in.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Fitted round the waist.- Yes. - So it can pinch you in at the waist.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- That's what you wanted, wasn't it? - Yeah.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I quite like that. That's really, really gorgeous.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Erm, in all fairness, I'm really, really picky. That's probably the only dress I actually like.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- SHE LAUGHS Well, you only need one.- Yeah!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- So, should we go and try it on?- Yes!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07SHE LAUGHS
0:22:07 > 0:22:10So, do you trust Grantt?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- THEY LAUGH - We don't know.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15He better come up with the goods, hadn't he? He really better.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20'She may only like one, but for Kallie, this really is the one.'
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Wow!- I love pretty much everything about this dress.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- I love the sleeves. - That's a really flattering length, that three-quarter length.- Yeah.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- I love the length. - It really suits you.- This is exactly how I wanted the length.
0:22:35 > 0:22:41Oh, see, this is what I dreamed about! I only need little buttons down the back and I'm sorted!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47This is exactly what I wanted on my wedding day.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Exactly what I wanted.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52OK, now I'm quite gutted that I don't get this dress.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- It's so pretty!- Oh, don't cry!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00This is my dream. Ohh!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- What if I don't get it? - SHE LAUGHS
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Oh, I'm so sorry, but I look really pretty!
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- I've got to stop looking cos I can't have it.- Do you want some tissues? - It's OK. It's fine.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15I am concerned. I really do hope Grantt gets this right, for Kallie's sake.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's something that she has to carry with her for the rest of her life
0:23:18 > 0:23:23and he has singularly got that future in his hands
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and he can either make it or break it on the day.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30And if Grantt doesn't do it, I don't know what's going to happen. She's going to be devastated.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35'But Grantt's not playing safe.
0:23:35 > 0:23:41'Today he and Ross are in London hoping to turn his wedding design into a reality.'
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Hello.- Come in.- Thank you very much.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Please excuse him, he is proper nervous.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49'Grantt's hopes are pinned on bespoke dressmaker Katarina.'
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Do you have any idea of what she might like?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I like to think I know her pretty well.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00In fact, I'd be as arrogant as to say I'd like to think I know her a little bit better than herself.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I call Kallie my fairy and I'm kind of her hero,
0:24:04 > 0:24:07so I'm kind of interested in creating a dress for her
0:24:07 > 0:24:10that really captures that fairytale element.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13My final design that I've come up with, which I think I want to go for
0:24:13 > 0:24:17and I think I would like to give a try is this one.
0:24:17 > 0:24:24- OK.- Erm, with maybe a corset-type top, bodice,
0:24:24 > 0:24:29and a skirt which is kind of like a mixture of a ballerina's tutu...
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Are you sure about the design?- Yes. I've got to be sure about something
0:24:33 > 0:24:36and I am sure about the design. I think it will suit Kallie perfectly.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40'Grantt stumps up £1,300 for a fairy-style tutu.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43'Now he just needs someone to take Kallie's measurements.'
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- "Hello?"- Hello, Maureen, it's me.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48'And who could be better than his Mum?'
0:24:48 > 0:24:54- We need you to go on a mission. - Top-secret and you have to be stealthy like a ninja.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You have to be stealthy like a ninja. Kallie can't know why.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Just turn up silently, get as many of the measurements as you can
0:25:01 > 0:25:06and then just leave, without telling her anything, just so that it really scares her as to what's going on.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Do you accept this mission? - "Yes, I do."- Excellent.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Bye-bye. Love you, bye.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Mother is now in on the mission. She's briefed, she's ready to go.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Ooh.- Shenanigans.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Shenanigans.- Shenanigans. - But, love your mum...
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Yeah.- Love your mum, but... are you sure?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Yeah.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33'But what's Kallie going to think?'
0:25:33 > 0:25:35(PHONE RINGS)
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Hello?- Hello, Kallie, it's Linda.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Hello, Lin. You all right?- Yeah, I'm all right, darling. Are you?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Yeah, yeah, I'm good.- Good.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Grantt needs the measurements, I'm afraid.
0:25:47 > 0:25:53- OK.- And it looks like it's me, being as I've done sewing,
0:25:53 > 0:25:58so I'm going to pop round with a list and write it all down, if that's OK with you.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01All right, then. Love you, bye.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- She wants measurements. - Of your bod?- Mm.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Oh, I hope she's not making my dress.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15I really hope she's not making my dress.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Can she sew?- Yeah, she can sew.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24But she just doesn't get my taste.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I really hope she's not making my dress.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51So, around the thigh.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- It's a little bit worrying that he's asking for a thigh measurement. - THEY LAUGH
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Maybe he's getting you bloomers! - THEY LAUGH
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Right, now round the top of your arm. - Yeah, this is the bit I'm worried about.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- Maybe you're getting married in Lycra.- Thanks, Mum.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- THEY LAUGH - Or rubber, bit of fetish going in there.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Maybe this is just to make you look stupid.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18THEY LAUGH I think that's all.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Hopefully, something wonderful will come out of this.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Yeah, let's hope so.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33'With just ten days to go until the big day,
0:27:33 > 0:27:37'Grantt is taking the idea of a wedding rehearsal a little bit further than most.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41'In Grantt's fairytale vision, he'll be the hero,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44'saving his fairy bride from a dastardly sword-wielding villain.'
0:27:44 > 0:27:47No, line, line, line, people. Line, line.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50'His band of merry men are on hand to help.'
0:27:50 > 0:27:56What I'm trying to capture in my wedding is the theme of the hero and the princess/fairy/girl.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01At the end of the ceremony, Mark as villain, the rules lawyer,
0:28:01 > 0:28:05he will appear and quote from the book of marriage and tell us we're not legally married
0:28:05 > 0:28:10and if he can't have Kallie, no-one else will, and the team of heroic groomsmen and the bride
0:28:10 > 0:28:15have to fight their way past a hoard of people intent on ruining the wedding.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18'But villain Mark has spotted a flaw in Grantt's plan.'
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Is Kallie going to know she's not actually getting married at that point?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- No.- Ooh! - THEY LAUGH
0:28:25 > 0:28:28I would not have had chance to tell her.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- She's going to kick you so hard. - Well, this is why I'm having a fight.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Because hopefully, all the larp and eruptions happening
0:28:34 > 0:28:40will distract her from the fact that, actually, the last hour didn't mean anything legally.
0:28:40 > 0:28:41Charge!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Nooo!
0:28:45 > 0:28:50'And staging a fight on the biggest day of Kallie's life is starting to make Grantt nervous.'
0:28:50 > 0:28:53I haven't really thought about Kallie's reaction beyond the,
0:28:53 > 0:28:56"Oh, my God, what's happening? This is silly."
0:28:56 > 0:28:59I really do have to consider the fact that it's our wedding
0:28:59 > 0:29:01and at that point, she's going to expect us to be married,
0:29:01 > 0:29:04and to then have me turn round to her and say,
0:29:04 > 0:29:06"Actually, we're not married,"
0:29:06 > 0:29:10that's going to be violent.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18'Halfway through wedding planning
0:29:18 > 0:29:21'and white knight Grantt is feeling lost without his maiden.'
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Not contacting her at all is so strange.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28We've never gone this long, ever, since the day we met.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30'He may not be able to talk to her...'
0:29:30 > 0:29:34- Ooh, ooh. - '..but he can call her sister.'
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Hello, Annalise, how are you? - I'm good, thanks. You?
0:29:37 > 0:29:41I'm really, really good, thank you. Just giving you a quick call
0:29:41 > 0:29:44to give you a heads-up for the hen-do.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Ooh! Exciting!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48The bridal crew, as it were,
0:29:48 > 0:29:56needs to assemble at the Three Daws in Gravesend on Saturday.
0:29:56 > 0:30:01- Oh, my gosh. OK. - More will be revealed then.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Can we wear heels on the night? Is that practical?- That's fine.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Yeah, that's not a problem, honey.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Bye! Love you, bye! Bye, bye, bye.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15BOTH SCREAM AND LAUGH
0:30:15 > 0:30:17That went really well. And I can hear in Annalise's voice
0:30:17 > 0:30:20that she understands, she's excited.
0:30:20 > 0:30:25- So it's not larping if we can wear heels. It's not larping! - Hang on, though.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27It's a hen-do hopefully we will enjoy.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31'A few days later, the hens head to the local pub in Gravesend.'
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Aww, that's really cute.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37'And Grantt's left more directions inside.'
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Found within this scroll and in these packages are your instructions for the evening.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Regardless, you are to use the train tickets to get yourself to the Tower of London.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52'And so the bridal party makes the hour-long trip into London.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54'And Grantt's big surprise is...'
0:30:54 > 0:30:56It's a medieval banquet!
0:30:56 > 0:31:00I knew we were going to go back there!
0:31:00 > 0:31:04'So Grantt's booked a medieval banquet a stone's throw from Tower Bridge.
0:31:04 > 0:31:10'It's popular with tourists and hen parties, but to Kallie, his idea is ancient in more ways than one.'
0:31:10 > 0:31:13I've done it before, though. I've seen the show
0:31:13 > 0:31:15and I know what to expect.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20And the food ain't great and the booze is cheap.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24So I'm a little bit worried. I would've rather something a bit more original for my hen-do.
0:31:25 > 0:31:31'In Gravesend, the stags are also heading somewhere they've been before - the local. Again.'
0:31:31 > 0:31:34CHEERING
0:31:34 > 0:31:36'And talk quickly turns to the wedding.'
0:31:36 > 0:31:40If you get this right, Kallie's going to be the best thing
0:31:40 > 0:31:43that ever happened to you and she will remain that way for the rest of your life.
0:31:43 > 0:31:49- If you get it wrong, you...- Will no longer have testicles.- ..are fucked.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Kallie will be the biggest pain in the arse you have ever known. THEY LAUGH
0:31:53 > 0:31:57I'm a betting man, yeah? I'm going to bet you get it right.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59I've got £500 says he gets it wrong.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03'If the hen-do is anything to go by, that could be a safe bet.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05'Kallie can't remember where the banquet hall is
0:32:05 > 0:32:10'and the girls have spent 20 minutes walking in heels on cobbles.'
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Can we wear heels? "Oh, yes, darling, you can wear heels."
0:32:13 > 0:32:16I'm done. I'm done with these.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Ohh! OK. That's better.
0:32:19 > 0:32:24'It seems Grantt's romantic idea to send Kallie back to the banquet they both enjoyed
0:32:24 > 0:32:27'is more than she can swallow.'
0:32:27 > 0:32:29I've done it already!
0:32:29 > 0:32:33You can't... It's like, you can't recreate a moment like that.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36It's like getting married and then getting married again
0:32:36 > 0:32:40and hoping it's going to be the same as the first time you got married. It just doesn't work.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43'Well, it worked for Henry VIII.'
0:32:43 > 0:32:47It sounds really, really horrible and I'm probably going to come across as such a bitch,
0:32:47 > 0:32:49but I'm bored.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Really, really bored.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57I think we're going to go home.
0:32:57 > 0:33:02'So after just a couple of hours, the girls call it a night.'
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# Well, now then, mardy bum
0:33:05 > 0:33:09# I've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
0:33:09 > 0:33:14'And it seems the mood is catching, because even Grantt is feeling a little deflated.'
0:33:14 > 0:33:19The nerves are there. I just can't tell whether or not it's going to be perfect
0:33:19 > 0:33:23and I am feeling anxious because I want Kallie to reach the end of that day and go,
0:33:23 > 0:33:26"My God, what happened?"
0:33:26 > 0:33:28'She probably will.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32'Let's just hope it's for the right reasons.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35'With the hen and stag dos out of the way,
0:33:35 > 0:33:40'Grantt is in the final week of preparation for the biggest performance of his life.
0:33:40 > 0:33:45- 'To save cash, the boys have had a crash-course in sewing from Grantt's mum...'- Ooh.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47'..to make flags. As you do.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52'They've also picked up giant teacups for the table centrepieces,
0:33:52 > 0:33:55'bowler hats for the groomsmen,
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- 'and not forgetting his scientist bride...'- 60 test tubes.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03'..Grantt's bought a bunch of test tubes and beakers to make a chemist's bar.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15'With just two grand left, the boys still have lots to sort,
0:34:15 > 0:34:18'not least dresses for Kallie's three bridesmaids.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24'True to form, Grantt isn't going for the obvious.'
0:34:24 > 0:34:27I'm thinking for the bridesmaids, something that's a bit alternative,
0:34:27 > 0:34:29not the typical bridesmaids dress.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Less gown, more fun.
0:34:31 > 0:34:36Does that cover the backside at all or your sisters-in-law
0:34:36 > 0:34:39and your wife's best friend?
0:34:39 > 0:34:42'But they quickly find something more suitable.'
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I actually really like this.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46And they're £18 each.
0:34:46 > 0:34:51Ohh, the bargain-hunter in me is like, "Buy them! Buy them!"
0:34:51 > 0:34:56- So that's £56.47.- OK.- It's a bargain for those, to be honest.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- It is.- For bridesmaid dresses, three dresses.- Thanks for your help.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Good luck. No worries. - Cheers. Bye.- Have a great time.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Rock and roll, fellas. All done. - 'Grantt buys his bargain dresses
0:35:06 > 0:35:09'without even letting the girls try them on.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11'Now he just has to hope that they like them.'
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Yeah, what should we say if we really hate them and are not prepared to wear them?
0:35:15 > 0:35:19- Could we be bridesmaidzilla-ish? - Yeah, just like, "I'm not wearing that. Absolutely not.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22- "You'll have to go out tomorrow and buy me something else!"- Yeah.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- I could be like that. - Really?- I think I could.
0:35:31 > 0:35:36- Hi!- Hiya!- Hello! - Thanks for coming round. - No problem.- Do come through.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40'The bridesmaids have no idea of Grantt's plans for the big day.'
0:35:40 > 0:35:43OK, ladies, you have to bear in mind
0:35:43 > 0:35:47that you've come here with probably hopes, expectations and all sorts of different things.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50It's probably best to just abandon them at this point
0:35:50 > 0:35:53and be completely and utterly ready for whatever you're about to encounter.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Oh, my gosh!
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Wow. They're... orange.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- THEY LAUGH - Oh, my gosh.
0:36:01 > 0:36:06- They're not fancy dress. - They're not costumes! This is good! - Just normal dresses.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10I think they were expecting me to be the typical gamer, fantasy-lover
0:36:10 > 0:36:15and to walk in there and have a load of medieval dresses lined up. That's what they were expecting.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19- 'It's time for the girls to show off their bargain dresses.' - THEY LAUGH
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- I think they look awesome. - Looks great.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Happy?- Yeah. You look stunning.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27He's done a really good job. I'm very happy.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- Well done.- Thank you for being the bridesmaids at my wedding.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Thank you, Grantt! See you in a bit.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Group hug.- 'The boys can breathe a sign of relief.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39'At least the bridesmaids are happy.
0:36:45 > 0:36:50'With just days to go until the wedding, there's still one person
0:36:50 > 0:36:52'who hasn't been invited yet. The bride.'
0:36:52 > 0:36:54So I'm hoping people get into the spirit of it.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57'Time to dispatch best man Ross, in character,
0:36:57 > 0:37:01'to finally deliver news of the big day.'
0:37:01 > 0:37:05- Hi, this is Ross, best man. - Oh, hello, Ross.
0:37:05 > 0:37:11- Something down at the dog park that might pique your interest. - We'll be there asap.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Tell me, what? Don't leave me in suspense!
0:37:14 > 0:37:21- He said that there is something interesting at the dog park. - Come on, let's go, let's go!
0:37:25 > 0:37:27I hope it's my invite. Be my invite.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31- There's someone down by the tree. - Oh, my God!
0:37:31 > 0:37:36- Hello, Mr Gibson! - Greetings, fair maiden. SHE LAUGHS
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- SHE SCREAMS - This Saturday! Yes!
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Your hero and champion cannot be here.
0:37:45 > 0:37:52However, like all truly loved-up, doting and sickeningly-sweet men,
0:37:52 > 0:37:56- he has sent me to give you this. An invitation...- Yay!
0:37:56 > 0:38:00..to what you have already read will be a spectacle,
0:38:00 > 0:38:04an extravaganza, a wonder of an event,
0:38:04 > 0:38:08unique in the history of the universe.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Oh, thank you, Ross!
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- Now, with this... Back in character...- 'Of course.'
0:38:16 > 0:38:20- It's this Saturday! - SHE LAUGHS
0:38:20 > 0:38:24Three long weeks have passed and I wonder how I've managed without you being at home.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27I've made all the preparations, readied all the dreams and inspirations,
0:38:27 > 0:38:29dazzled fairies with my imagination.
0:38:29 > 0:38:34So, baby girl, one day really soon, marry me on the 22nd of June.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Oh, I miss you! - SHE WEEPS
0:38:40 > 0:38:43SHE WEEPS
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Ohh!
0:38:46 > 0:38:50Oh, I miss him so much! I can't wait to marry him.
0:38:50 > 0:38:56- Is she OK?- No. She's in floods of tears and squeaking really high.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59They're stoked and that was legendary. That was brilliant.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02- We're walking a tightrope between... - Fantasy or farce.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06We've got it right with this part. We've just got to make it go right with the rest.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Are you excited?- I don't know. What do you think?- A little bit.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Nah, I don't know. It's kind of boring, isn't it, you know?
0:39:15 > 0:39:21- I'm getting married!- Whoo! - SHE LAUGHS
0:39:24 > 0:39:27'It's the day before the wedding
0:39:27 > 0:39:33'and time for Kallie to see the dress Grantt so carefully designed for the star of his show.'
0:39:33 > 0:39:35I have no idea where I am,
0:39:35 > 0:39:40but I'm guessing it's not going to be a conventional wedding dress store, knowing Grantt.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- SHE SCREAMS - It's bespoke!
0:39:47 > 0:39:52- It's what?- It's going to be bespoke. It's going to be made. - SHE SQUEALS
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Oh, my God!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05- SHE SQUEALS - Is it going to be a proper one?
0:40:05 > 0:40:09- Yeah.- I kind of got the feeling, after Lin got my measurements,
0:40:09 > 0:40:14that he'd be making my dress, so I thought it would be bespoke,
0:40:14 > 0:40:18which is amazing cos I've always wanted a bespoke wedding dress! Who doesn't?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20There's going to be no girl in the world that has the same dress.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Whatever it is, no girl will have the same dress as me.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25- SHE SQUEALS - Come on, let's go!
0:40:25 > 0:40:30'But despite Kallie's excitement, her dad Dave has his concerns.'
0:40:30 > 0:40:34I'm a little bit nervous because of how important the dress is for her.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Oh, my God, you're shaking. - I'm really excited!
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Let's go straight over. - I'm a little bit worried about how Grantt's going to fare
0:40:41 > 0:40:45if he's got it wrong, given that it's so important to her.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
0:40:47 > 0:40:52Oh, my God, oh, my God! It's there! I'm excited!
0:40:52 > 0:40:56'Kallie fell in love with a long-sleeved 50s-inspired lace dress.'
0:40:56 > 0:41:00- Oh, my God. I'm going to see it. - 'But hopelessly romantic Grantt
0:41:00 > 0:41:04'wanted his bride to become a fairy for the day.'
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Oh, my God!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14That's not a good "oh, my God," is it?
0:41:17 > 0:41:21Oh, my God! Oh, it's so unusual!
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Oh, it's so beautiful!
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- Do you like it?- Yes. - ALL CHEER
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- SHE SQUEALS - Please can I try it on now?
0:41:31 > 0:41:36'It's time for Kallie to see her designer dress in its full glory.'
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Oh, gosh, it's so pretty.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42He calls me his fairy.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh, she's crying. She's crying. She's gone.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49OK. Just...
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. - ALL: Oh, my God!
0:41:53 > 0:41:56It's amazing!
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Oh, my God! You look like a fairy!
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Oh, my God, I look like a fairy! - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:02 > 0:42:06- I like the bottom.- It's the most unique wedding dress I've ever seen.
0:42:06 > 0:42:12- It's so perfect for you. It's so you. - Kallie, you look beautiful!
0:42:12 > 0:42:14It's perfect, Kallie. It's beautiful.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Nothing that I could've imagined. - No!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19I can't believe it. I'm really gobsmacked.
0:42:19 > 0:42:24I had these visions of me walking down the aisle in some ridiculous saloon-girl costume.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Oh, my God!
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Thank you! - SHE WEEPS
0:42:33 > 0:42:35This is the most right he could've ever got it.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38It's so you. It just reflects all of you.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41I just love the way... The colours are just so clever,
0:42:41 > 0:42:46the way he's put all the little coloured bits in the skirt, it's so pretty. This bit is gorgeous.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- I feel like a fairy princess! - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:48 > 0:42:50'Kallie may feel like a fairy princess in her dress right now,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53'but how will she feel when she finds out
0:42:53 > 0:42:57'she'll be wearing it to a show-stopping extravaganza tomorrow?'
0:42:57 > 0:42:59SHE LAUGHS
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Oh, Grantt, you're so clever!
0:43:09 > 0:43:15'After three long weeks, Grantt's outdoor storybook wedding day has finally arrived.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18'But it's a washout.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23'And the soggy start has left the groom feeling very gloomy.'
0:43:23 > 0:43:28We've got up at ridiculous o'clock in the morning, the weather has turned against us,
0:43:28 > 0:43:30which has just made me feel a bit defeatist at the moment,
0:43:30 > 0:43:33like it's not going to be a very good day.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37'There's no time to dwell on the negatives, though.
0:43:37 > 0:43:43'Grantt needs to get into character and don his samurai warrior wedding outfit. What else?'
0:43:43 > 0:43:47I've tried to be kind of a steampunk samurai.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51So on the top, we've got a nice Victorian shirt and waistcoat.
0:43:51 > 0:43:57On the bottom, we're wearing the pleated trousers of a samurai.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02So I get to wear a skirt on my wedding, which is kind of awesome.
0:44:02 > 0:44:08- Am I supposed to wear that on the right?- I'm just doing it the other side. You're nervous.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Of course I am. I'm about to get married.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14If you weren't nervous, you wouldn't be excited, cos they're the same thing.
0:44:14 > 0:44:20That's what it really is. You're excited. You're seeing Kallie in the dress. You're getting married.
0:44:24 > 0:44:29'Grantt may be nervous, but as his bride Kallie stayed in a hotel the night before her wedding,
0:44:29 > 0:44:33- 'she's feeling rather relaxed.' - Maybe I'll worry more as the day goes on.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Maybe I'm just having the blissful calm before the storm.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39SHE LAUGHS
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Maybe I trust him too much. Maybe I'm being stupid.
0:44:41 > 0:44:46'Mm, maybe. Right now, her groom's decision to have an outdoor wedding
0:44:46 > 0:44:49'is looking a little over-courageous.'
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- We've had a table disaster. - That table over there is soaked.
0:44:52 > 0:44:57- Absolutely soaked. - The problem we've got is water's clearly coming through somewhere.
0:44:57 > 0:45:02- Right. Can you get a tea towel or something to soak it up? - I'll go and find out.
0:45:02 > 0:45:07'But the samurai warrior in Grantt isn't going to be beaten by the weather.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10'He and the boys have decided to do a dance to ward off the rain.'
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Right, just put this arm up... - 'Can't fail.'
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- What's this?- Boom.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19THEY LAUGH
0:45:20 > 0:45:24'Looks like they might need a wind dance, too.
0:45:30 > 0:45:35'At the hotel, Kallie is about to see her bargain bridesmaids outfits for the first time.'
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Yeah, I'm ready! Come and show me!
0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Ohh!- Wow, they look lovely.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44SHE SQUEALS
0:45:48 > 0:45:53- You look so beautiful! - You're going to ruin your makeup!
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Oh, they're so beautiful!
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Oh, my God, look at the shoes!
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Grantt did good. Grantt is a clever boy.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Oh, come here. My bridesmaids!
0:46:17 > 0:46:23'Back at the venue, the final touches are in place for Grantt's fantasy fairytale wedding day.
0:46:26 > 0:46:31'Which can only mean one thing. It's time for the swords, chainmail and tabards.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33'They must be having a larp!
0:46:35 > 0:46:40'And for Grantt, his fantasy wedding is all starting to feel rather real.'
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- I'm freaking out, though. - No.- Zen calm.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Final mile, mate. Final mile. Whatever happens, happens.
0:46:47 > 0:46:53The fact is, you and Kallie will be here, you will get married and you will have a great day.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56The weather, nothing can affect it now.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58You will get married. Done.
0:46:58 > 0:47:03- And no-one will notice if a few details are missing apart from you. - Yeah, you're right.
0:47:04 > 0:47:10'It's finally time for Grantt's princess to put the finishing touches to her own wedding costume.'
0:47:10 > 0:47:14- How far down do you want the bow? - Just make the bow look nice, don't worry about the tassels.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22I love real flowers. Yeah, let's go! Let's go and get me married!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24- Are we going?- Yeah, all right.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26'As the bridesmaids head off to the venue,
0:47:26 > 0:47:31- 'there's someone special who still hasn't seen Kallie in her gown.' - Oh, my gosh!
0:47:31 > 0:47:35The only person who hasn't seen me in this dress is my daddy.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37And I think he might cry. And I think I might cry, too.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Oh...
0:47:52 > 0:47:56'And what maiden wouldn't want to be whisked off to her fairytale wedding
0:47:56 > 0:48:00- 'in a black taxi?'- He got the cab!
0:48:00 > 0:48:04I always wanted to go to my wedding day in a black cab!
0:48:04 > 0:48:09- 'Perfect for a cabbie's daughter.' - It wouldn't feel right if it was anything but a cab!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14- Have a good day.- Hello, hello.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17'The guests are starting to arrive at the venue.'
0:48:17 > 0:48:21- Good to see you.- Nervous?- Yeah, of course I am. You've met Kallie.
0:48:26 > 0:48:30'And unsurprisingly, it seems the rain dance hasn't worked.'
0:48:30 > 0:48:33- Somebody's going to lose an eye. Be careful. - THEY LAUGH
0:48:33 > 0:48:36'Grantt makes sure his cast are all in position...'
0:48:36 > 0:48:40Stand at the back, wait for Kallie. When she comes and meets you, walk down with her.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43'..and it's just about show time.'
0:48:43 > 0:48:47Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
0:48:48 > 0:48:52- What has he done? Bloody costume. - HE LAUGHS
0:48:52 > 0:48:56'And costumes were the very thing Kallie didn't want on her big day.'
0:48:56 > 0:49:00Oh, my God, where are we? What are we doing? This is madness!
0:49:00 > 0:49:05I can see men in tabards. I think it's his larp geezers, actually.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07- Oh, my God! What is he like? - SHE LAUGHS
0:49:07 > 0:49:10What is he like?
0:49:10 > 0:49:15- All right?- Come on then, Daddy.- Come on, then, let's go and get married. - Come on, then, let's go!
0:49:15 > 0:49:17SHE LAUGHS
0:49:20 > 0:49:24'It seems this maiden is determined to be reunited with her gallant groom.'
0:49:26 > 0:49:28I missed you so much!
0:49:36 > 0:49:40- You look unbelievable. - Oh, my God, Grantt, this is amazing. - SHE LAUGHS
0:49:40 > 0:49:44- 'But the biggest surprise is still to come.'- Can we have the priest, please?- Oh, my God.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Ohh!
0:49:49 > 0:49:53I think you'll find that "the priest" is not a good description.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Just someone who loves you.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58- SHE WEEPS - Oh, Ian!
0:49:58 > 0:50:00SHE WEEPS
0:50:01 > 0:50:05'And Grantt's put his father centre stage in more ways than one.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08'Ian's also helped his son to write the vows.'
0:50:08 > 0:50:12- Ready?- Yeah!- Let's go for it, shall we?- Let's do it.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16- Today I...- Today I... - ..Kallie Heap...- Kallie Heap...
0:50:16 > 0:50:18- ..take you, Grantt Ennis... - ..take you, Grantt Ennis...
0:50:18 > 0:50:20- ..to be my husband... - ..to be my husband...
0:50:20 > 0:50:23- ..through good times and bad... - ..through good times and bad...
0:50:23 > 0:50:27- ..and I give you my hand... - ..I give you my hand... - ..my heart...- ..my heart...
0:50:27 > 0:50:30- ..and my love.- ..and my love. - These things I give to you... - These things I give to you...
0:50:30 > 0:50:35- ..today and all the days of my life. - ..today and all the days of my life.
0:50:35 > 0:50:40- And do you, Grantt Ennis, accept Kallie Heap to be your wife?- I do.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43- SHE LAUGHS Amazing.- Would you like to take the ring for Kallie
0:50:43 > 0:50:47- and place it on her finger? - Ooh, get it on.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50- The problem is, you've got a knuckle! - There we go!
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Having exchanged the vows and rings,
0:50:52 > 0:50:58- I think we can safely say that you're a married couple. - SHE SQUEALS
0:50:58 > 0:51:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:02 > 0:51:06'Well, not yet, they're not. Cue the villain.'
0:51:06 > 0:51:08- Actually... - SHE LAUGHS
0:51:08 > 0:51:11..I think you'll find, according to my book of rules,
0:51:11 > 0:51:14you are not legally married!
0:51:14 > 0:51:17But I'm one step ahead of you, rules lawyer,
0:51:17 > 0:51:21for I have booked a town hall for us to get genuinely legally married!
0:51:21 > 0:51:23That is not acceptable! Minions, forwards!
0:51:23 > 0:51:26- Boys, to me!- Oh, my God!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28SHE LAUGHS Come on!
0:51:28 > 0:51:32'And so the plot thickens as hero Grantt battles his foes
0:51:32 > 0:51:36'to rescue his bride from the wicked clutches of... his mate Mark!'
0:51:36 > 0:51:39You may have defeated me, but you have not defeated my ninjas!
0:51:39 > 0:51:42- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God!
0:51:45 > 0:51:49I didn't have to larp, so that was OK. I'm glad you did it after we got married.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53SHE LAUGHS I'm so glad you like it.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55- I'm so glad you like everything so far.- I love it!
0:51:55 > 0:52:00Good. They're the dangerous things I thought you might not like. The rest of the day is pretty amazing.
0:52:08 > 0:52:13'Away from the evil villain, the white knight and his princess can finally tie the knot officially
0:52:13 > 0:52:17- 'at the local registry office.' - It's my very great pleasure to say
0:52:17 > 0:52:20that you are now legally husband and wife.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:24 > 0:52:26- We did it! We got married! - HE LAUGHS
0:52:28 > 0:52:30'But that's not where this fairytale ends.
0:52:30 > 0:52:35'The new bride returns to her guests on horseback, led by her heroic groom...'
0:52:35 > 0:52:38- Ooh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:52:38 > 0:52:41'..who is now officially her husband.'
0:52:41 > 0:52:43APPLAUSE
0:52:43 > 0:52:48Grantt will be Kallie's superhero, Grantt will be Kallie's knight in shining armour.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50- Oh, yes, you can!- Kallie!
0:52:50 > 0:52:53He's done the very most he can
0:52:53 > 0:52:57to include his likes but make this her day and he has,
0:52:57 > 0:53:00and once again, he's come through and he's definitely her hero.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03You look amazing!
0:53:05 > 0:53:09I can't believe he got it all together like that.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12It's been a beautiful day so far.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15- What he's done has been absolutely brilliant.- Discounting the weather.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Lovely! Thank you very much. That's very quaint and beautiful.
0:53:19 > 0:53:25I think today has been absolutely exceptional.
0:53:26 > 0:53:32- Aww!- 'Grantt can finally show his princess bride what he's arranged inside their canvas castle.'
0:53:32 > 0:53:36Right, first things first. It couldn't all be about me,
0:53:36 > 0:53:39- so I made you the chemist's cocktail bar.- That's so clever!
0:53:39 > 0:53:44- Oh, can I have these? There'll be really useful for work!- Can we have Kallie's cocktail, please?
0:53:44 > 0:53:49- You were like, "Have a look at them! It's miraculous!"- They're amazing!
0:53:49 > 0:53:51'And for the cake, there was only ever once choice.'
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Oh, God, look at them.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56- Oh, my God, it's not a giant blueberry muffin!- Yeah.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00- Oh, my God! - SHE LAUGHS
0:54:00 > 0:54:05- No way! Ohh, Grantt, it's so beautiful! - SHE LAUGHS
0:54:05 > 0:54:09I think Grantt did successfully walk the line
0:54:09 > 0:54:13between farce and spectacle.
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Have at you, sir! Very good!
0:54:16 > 0:54:20The ceremony, it was amazing and a little bit crazy.
0:54:20 > 0:54:25It was very much what Grantt is and everything.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27I think he's done a really good job!
0:54:27 > 0:54:30- Fancy a larp?- No. No. Let's go. Let's go. Wedding breakfast time!
0:54:42 > 0:54:46I don't think it should go unnoticed just what a marvellous effort
0:54:46 > 0:54:51that Grantt and his merry men have made for this wonderful wedding! Let's big it up!
0:54:51 > 0:54:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:53 > 0:54:57To Kallie and Grantt! APPLAUSE
0:55:01 > 0:55:04'So this knight finally has his princess.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08'But for Grantt, there's only one true hero in this fairytale.'
0:55:08 > 0:55:12We wanted to have my dad there and more than anything else,
0:55:12 > 0:55:15to have him there leading the ceremony, unbelievable.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19- Totally special.- It's something that we'll always remember
0:55:19 > 0:55:23and he'll always have, is that he helped us become a married couple.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Yeah! Agh, we're married!
0:55:26 > 0:55:28You have pulled off
0:55:28 > 0:55:34more than any normal, standard human being could ever pull off.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I have loved every single minute of today.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40I have been genuinely stunned by everything that he's done.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43It's been gorgeous. It's been perfect. It's been absolutely perfect.
0:55:43 > 0:55:47I'm sitting on hay bales and it's on a lake
0:55:47 > 0:55:50and there's the marquee behind with the circus people
0:55:50 > 0:55:54in this gorgeous fairy dress with the man that I love more than anything in the world
0:55:54 > 0:55:58- and looks as gorgeous as he does. He's done good! - THEY LAUGH
0:56:04 > 0:56:08'Next time, motorbike-mad Luke
0:56:08 > 0:56:12'aims to keep his plans on track with a high-octane wedding...'
0:56:12 > 0:56:17- That was incredible! - '..his traditional bride-to-be won't forget.'- ALL: Ohhh!
0:56:17 > 0:56:20'Will Luke stay in pole position?'
0:56:20 > 0:56:24I don't think any of us thought we'd we spending the day shovelling poo.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27'Or will he crash and burn before the finishing line?'
0:56:27 > 0:56:30I wasn't going to do this over a bloody dress!
0:56:30 > 0:56:32# I need a hero
0:56:32 > 0:56:36# I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light
0:56:36 > 0:56:39# He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon
0:56:39 > 0:56:42# And he's gotta be larger than life
0:56:42 > 0:56:45# Larger than life #
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