0:00:02 > 0:00:04Let's just clip the shoes together and make a wish.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Every girl dreams of her wedding.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07I want to be you now.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10But what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14This is all for the name of love.
0:00:15 > 0:00:1912 gallant grooms are taking control...
0:00:20 > 0:00:22..with £12,000 a piece...
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Give it to me.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and just three weeks to organise a wedding.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27What an absolute idiot.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28They're more daring...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Why are we here?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30..more ambitious...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Why has he done this?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34..and more outrageous than ever before.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Ah!- It's not a joke.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Ah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Will the glass slipper fit?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Oh, my word.- Hell, no.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Will true love conquer all?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Horrid, horrid, horrid.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, my God, it's going to be on a beach.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51And will there be a fairy-tale ending?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh, my God, I don't like it. Ah!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Is it the right ring?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Turn that camera off?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Or just a damsel in distress?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Wishes do come true.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Sometimes they don't.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Tonight, UFO believer, Liam...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Come into my house.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09..plans an alien wedding that's out of this world...
0:01:09 > 0:01:13We're Men In Black. It's a military, covert operation.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17..for his super sensible bride, Lynn.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Oh, Liam.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20While she's dreaming of a princess wedding...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I can imagine Liam and I walking up here.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26..Liam's vision is light years away.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ladies and gentlemen, aliens and government personnel.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32That's not a typical wedding flower.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33This isn't a typical wedding.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Can this space-cadet groom...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Go, go, go!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39..convince his down-to-earth bride...
0:01:39 > 0:01:40That's awful.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41..he's not on another planet?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43This is what my mind looks like.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- To Liam.- Liam!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Will this wedding make it into orbit...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Look, there's loads left to do.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51..or will it be lost in space?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- I'm not wearing it. - Liam, I hate you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58If it's a joke, he'll be in big, big trouble.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Epsom item Lynn and Liam made sweet music together
0:02:13 > 0:02:15when they first met at a festival.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20I saw her big green eyes staring from a distance, like a cat.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Meow.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28We went back to my "love tent", shall I call it.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It was, yes, but it wasn't quite like that, was it?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33We just carried on talking.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35We were talking and then, it was magical.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Or spiritual, should I say? - Spiritual.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42It's like when we slot together, our souls entwined.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Five years on, they're a family of four
0:02:46 > 0:02:48with baby daughter Elloise,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52and Daniel, Lynn's 11-year-old son from a previous relationship.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55We have a perfect family.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yes, we do have a perfect family.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59We do have a perfect family.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02But legal secretary and mum Lynn doesn't just look after the kids.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05She also has to take care of Liam.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06He doesn't need to be organised
0:03:06 > 0:03:09because I do everything for him. I think for him.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10I phone him ten times a day.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12"Have you rung the doctors? Have you rung the bank?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15"Have you done this? What time are you going to be home?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17"What are we having for dinner?"
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I'm on the phone to him so much he doesn't need to think for himself.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Lynn is a human list. She writes everything as a list.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I love to make lists because it just keeps me organised.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I can start a list and I'll probably keep writing it
0:03:29 > 0:03:32for the next couple of days because I add things to it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36I don't know how anyone functions without using a list.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38But this couple aren't just worlds apart
0:03:38 > 0:03:40when it comes to the daily routine.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Electrician Liam is in a universe all of his own.
0:03:43 > 0:03:50I believe aliens have been playing a part of human civilisation,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53existence, from the beginning of time. They control the world
0:03:53 > 0:03:57and the government and the government's hiding that from us.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01MUSIC: "The Imperial March" by John Williams
0:04:02 > 0:04:04When I was a kid I saw a UFO.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06It was above a football stadium.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Lights all twirled around.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I thought I was going to get abducted then.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Zipped off, pew, gone.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Liam is definitely not normal. There is not one person
0:04:17 > 0:04:19who has crossed Liam's path that would call him normal.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Seeing if it was UFO sky out there.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You just don't know.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You just might catch a glimpse of one.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30He just comes out with these strange theories, but I love him.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32He's just lovely and perfect the way he is.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Liam's head may be in the clouds, but his heart's in the right place
0:04:38 > 0:04:41and when it comes to the wedding, family comes first.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I think Liam and I getting married will make my son Daniel
0:04:45 > 0:04:48look at Liam with a little bit more security.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54I think that he will see Liam as his stepdad and not just my boyfriend.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55All right.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57It will make us a family.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Super-organised Lynn has super-high standards for her special day.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05My wedding would have to be fit for a Queen.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I want it to be stunning.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09And she has a list for that too.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Silk place mats. Personalised favours.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Bouquets of lilies on every table. Guest book and photo booth.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Creme brulee is quite nice.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Not to worry, Liam has his own list for the big day,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24but it's all in his head.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28With this wedding, I want Lynn to understand exactly
0:05:28 > 0:05:30what's going on in my mind.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I want her to be a part of my mind.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Aliens.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Conspiracy theories.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I want her to, just for that one day,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43be a part of my mind.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I want her to fall in love with my mind.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50But will the alien vision in Liam's mind
0:05:50 > 0:05:53be enough to seduce his super-sceptical bride?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54There's no pressure, but...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Thanks.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I really want the best day of my life.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00When I think about it I feel a little bit of...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02You know, that feeling inside.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04This is a big thing. This is my wedding day.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm not going to have another one. You know.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Don't ruin it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13No. Have faith. Have faith, my child.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's time for Lynn and Liam to say goodbye.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Are you going to miss me?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah, of course I'm going to miss you, darling.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Are you going to be stressed?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I don't do stressed. I'm going to be focused.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31The next time they'll see each other will be in three weeks,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33on their wedding day.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Say goodbye to Daddy.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Bye-bye.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Love you.- Love you, darling.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Bye-bye.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Liam will spend the next three weeks at his uncle's house.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48This day means everything to me.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It means so much that our family unites.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56I just want a nice, beautiful, stunning wedding
0:06:56 > 0:06:59that we can look back on and be proud of,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01not look back on and it's a joke.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02It's not a joke.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Liam just wants Lynn to understand what makes him tick,
0:07:06 > 0:07:11and what makes him tick is, well...aliens and stuff.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16He's out UFO-spotting with old school friend and best man Simon,
0:07:16 > 0:07:17to share his vision.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21It's like I want Lynn to have a glimpse of what is actually
0:07:21 > 0:07:26going on in my mind, so that she can actually understand the real me.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31All my theories of government conspiracies, aliens, UFOs.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Imagine being in my mind for one day?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I can't imagine that for one second.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41But that's what it's going to be like.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43How do you foresee this working, Liam?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Imagine an underground, top-secret military base
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- that no-one knows about.- Right.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Having the wedding there and it's like a covert operation.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Alien cover-up. I can see it. I can see it in my mind.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Imagine you got beamed up in a spaceship,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01what would it actually look like on that spaceship?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Lights going on.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07These rooms off the side where there's alien autopsies going on.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09As she goes further in, it's strange.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Suddenly it opens out into this magical, wonderful grotto.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15An alien one.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18An alien grotto. If she doesn't marry you, I will.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23It's a wedding plan, but not as we know it.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Back in the real world,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Liam's sister Kirstie is being probed by Lynn
0:08:36 > 0:08:38about her wedding five years ago.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40It was really beautiful weather, wasn't it?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44It was a gorgeous day. Getting married for me was important
0:08:44 > 0:08:46because I wanted to have the same name as my children.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Also, just to make us a proper unit. - Exactly.- You know.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52That's why it's so important to us. We've got two children now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Obviously Daniel's from a previous relationship
0:08:55 > 0:08:58and so it means even more that we can come together
0:08:58 > 0:09:00as a family of four, with Elloise,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04and sort of be, you know, a unit, a family unit.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I think it will be good for Daniel as well.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It's nice for him to know and have that security
0:09:09 > 0:09:11that we're married. That's never, ever going to change.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13He's got a mum and he's got another dad.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I can't wait to get married. Can't wait.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I know, you know, it is important to have the sort of day you want,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22but there is a reason why you're doing it
0:09:22 > 0:09:24and that is all that matters.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Exactly. It's going to be a very emotional day.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I know that I'm going to be crying a lot.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah, I think I'll be crying as well.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hopefully, through happiness.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Yes, and not through wanting to kill him!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Would I let Liam plan my wedding? Never.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I wouldn't let Liam plan anything for me.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43He has one shot at this, to get this right.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48God help him if he doesn't.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50No pressure then.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Liam has started his hunt for the perfect wedding venue.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Imagine, like, a top-secret military base.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Army soldiers and that all lined up at the side here.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I basically want to recreate a government conspiracy
0:10:06 > 0:10:08of the existence of aliens
0:10:08 > 0:10:12that is being hidden from everyone's prying eyes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15It doesn't get much more hidden than a Second World War bunker
0:10:15 > 0:10:19buried 70 feet under ground. He's brought brother Ciaran
0:10:19 > 0:10:22and best mate Simon to check out the unusual venue.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Hi, guys.- How are you doing, mate? Liam. Nice to meet you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- So which one of you is the groom? - I'm the groom, I'm Liam.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29So you want to get divorced that quick?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It's all right, isn't it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40All right. It's every girl's dream wedding venue.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- See what you think. Let us know.- Cool.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Thank you very much. - Which way shall we go?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45This way.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46That way.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49MUSIC: "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It definitely looks the part.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I can see by looking down these tunnels and stuff, it's exactly...
0:10:55 > 0:10:58That's what I don't understand, what can you see? I don't get it.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I can't see what you're seeing.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Basically, when they're going to walk in, you know,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03they have these different sections.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Maybe lead them through, they've gone through the wrong way.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07They're like, "Ah, what's going on?"
0:11:07 > 0:11:09There's an alien there having an autopsy.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Do you know what I mean, leading through.- OK.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14So potentially what you're saying is, this is like the journey
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- to the ceremony?- Yes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I understand. All round here you've got all weird things going on?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Yeah.- You wouldn't actually get married in this space here?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Not in this section here. No.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26OK. So let's go look for a place.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- We need a bigger room?- Exactly.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Shall we hunt some more? - Yeah.- Let's do it. Go!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40In a parallel universe, Lynn has arrived at the venue
0:11:40 > 0:11:42she's dreamed of since she was a little girl
0:11:42 > 0:11:45with her cousin Leah and mum Heather.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Wow, look at the chair covers.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51And look the candles up and down the thing, that's what I want.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54What a lovely view out the window as well.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57The room's just so big and luxurious, isn't it?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's so light and airy and so spacious.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Some ceremony rooms can be very poky
0:12:02 > 0:12:05and you've got your guests standing around the side.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Plenty of room for an aisle, isn't there?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's just elegant. I'd feel really deflated, probably more so
0:12:10 > 0:12:15than I imagined, because this is a dream. This is a dream.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16It's my dream.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You just don't know what you're getting,
0:12:18 > 0:12:19that's the hard thing, isn't it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22The best thing to do is to expect the worst.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Come here. Ah.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31The worst. Like, say, a pitch black, rat-infested hole in the ground.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Listen.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35DOOR CREAKS OPEN
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Come into my house.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39If you were a woman, what would you think?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Ah, mate. Seriously, you'd be sleeping on the settee.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47She's marrying me for who I am, and this is who I am.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50This is what I'm going to do. This is my mind.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Right here, look.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Seriously, she's going to be angry.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Got to...jazz it up.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Jazz it up!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01What are you going to do, put up a couple of fairy lights up there?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's the space.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You're thinking too traditional.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Why can't people just be, like, standing, you know, like this.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Like this. "We're Men In Black. We ain't got no emotion.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13"We're just like that."
0:13:13 > 0:13:19It's a military, covert operation going on.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Oh, sugar.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I understand where his imagination is, but it's a dump.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Even though we want to do a very weird and wonderful ceremony
0:13:27 > 0:13:30and I said I'm with him 100%, it's still a ceremony that...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I think that he needs to respect the ceremony.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Wow.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45I can imagine Liam and I walking up here and just having photos.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50It's like a fairy tale.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54This is perfection, but that's not Liam.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55It wouldn't be quirky enough for Liam.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58No. The thing is, he would want people to remember it,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00but it would be for completely different reasons to you,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03wouldn't it? It wouldn't be because it's so beautiful and stunning.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07It would be because it's hilarious and different and unique.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I would kill him if it was not taken seriously.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I would be so upset. I love him and I trust him for a reason.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I don't think he will take it as a joke.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20But whether or not he will take it as seriously as I take it,
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I don't know.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25But because I've had my heart set on this place for so long,
0:14:25 > 0:14:29I know if it's not perfect, I will be disappointed.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33If he is taking the mick, or if it's a joke,
0:14:33 > 0:14:38he'll be in big trouble. He will be in big, big trouble.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43# I smell trouble ahead of me. #
0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's just the smell of earth.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It smells a lot worse down here.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50It smells like badger poo.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52It stinks down there, mate. Go and have a sniff.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Yeah, but I'll get air freshener.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56We'll help you, no matter what, at the end of the day.
0:14:56 > 0:15:02I would like to just always try and be realistic at the same time.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Can we just look at other possibilities, please?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08It's exactly what I was thinking of, what I imagined in my head.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Even as I'm coming out I'm getting covered,
0:15:10 > 0:15:12it's like a rainforest out here.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Bye. See you later, lads.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18MUSIC: "Sound Of The Underground" by Girls Aloud
0:15:18 > 0:15:22I can't think of anybody who'd want their bride, realistically,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25to get married in a dirty old World War II bunker.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28There's rats down there, fungus, all sorts of horrible things.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32You'd be looking at a divorce from day one.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Although Liam loves the bunker, his best men have persuaded him
0:15:38 > 0:15:42to look at a slightly more practical wedding venue.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45An ex-high-security military air base, of course.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57But their first stop is another bunker.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Oh, dear.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02If you can imagine it, it is secret location.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07It's protected by this grass, that you can't see from above.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Blank out the back a bit.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Flowers and candle stands all the way down or something like that.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Bit of music.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Good sweep out.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Good sweep out. Do you reckon we'd be allowed to get the minister
0:16:18 > 0:16:21in prosthetics, so you're getting married by an alien, going...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23HE MAKES SLURPING NOISES
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Trust me. You can make anything look beautiful.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Anything, really?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31MUSIC: "Ghost Town" by The Specials
0:16:31 > 0:16:34He's sold on this bunker for a blessing to welcome his bride
0:16:34 > 0:16:36into Liam's world.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40All he needs now is somewhere large enough
0:16:40 > 0:16:44to hold the ambitious alien reception to complete his vision.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Nice.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Nice.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48It feels like an aircraft hangar
0:16:48 > 0:16:54that could have potentially have held a flying saucer, an alien spaceship.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Quite possible.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57That looks wicked, that thing.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00That's where you want to do your entrance coming in,
0:17:00 > 0:17:04smoke, lights, and then the tables set up, like, all round.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08So when we come down, like, if I run down here...
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Then we walk down, like this,
0:17:14 > 0:17:20and then, "Ladies and gentlemen, aliens, and government personnel,"
0:17:20 > 0:17:23and then strange things. It's maybe an alien in there
0:17:23 > 0:17:25looking at us, we're the experiment.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Like, "look at these humans, how they act.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30"They act really strangely." In there, there's like
0:17:30 > 0:17:34an alien autopsy with that black light.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38We can get luminescent stuff, like the blood coming out.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's luminescent, like...
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Government personnel. Everyone's here, the Men In Black, ain't they?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Everyone's wearing sunglasses everywhere, with their earpieces,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48just standing around all the time. It's going to look like,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50"What's going on," like.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51- I like it though.- Soldiers.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Soldiers. You know, out the front of here.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55No, I like it. It's cool.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Considering what Liam wanted, I think it's spot-on.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Just looking around. It's almost like it was made for him.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08So Liam forks out just under two grand for a deserted military venue
0:18:08 > 0:18:10that he plans to transform
0:18:10 > 0:18:14into alien conspiracy-linked US security base Area 51.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I know it don't sound romantic what I'm doing,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24but it is if she's seeing a part of me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's like people believe in God.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32They have strong beliefs in God and no matter what people say to them,
0:18:32 > 0:18:36their faith always, you know, pulls through.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41They say, "No, this is what I believe."
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I'm exactly the same, but with aliens.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I just think aliens are our gods.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51# I saw Elvis in a UFO... #
0:18:52 > 0:18:54With the venue secured,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Liam's drawing inspiration from sci-fi film Men In Black
0:18:58 > 0:18:59for his big day.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Will Smith wasn't available, so he's come to the local am-dram society
0:19:04 > 0:19:05looking for actors.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08If you can imagine like a government conspiracy.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12That the government are hiding the existence of extraterrestrials
0:19:12 > 0:19:15and, basically, we're going to get married by an alien.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18THEY LAUGH
0:19:20 > 0:19:21OK.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25So I was thinking first
0:19:25 > 0:19:30you could all try and play one of the Men In Black.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35HE MAKES STRANGE HISSING SOUNDS
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Sorry, this is a restricted area.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yeah, I like that.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Look at that intestine.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45THEY LAUGH
0:19:52 > 0:19:55THEY LAUGH
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Liam books a total of 15 actors for £150
0:20:06 > 0:20:09and, with a few of his own mates,
0:20:09 > 0:20:11he's got his army of government agents.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15But he doesn't stop there.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19By the end of week one, Liam's spending goes stratospheric
0:20:19 > 0:20:22as he blows £300 on alien flowers.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24That's not a typical wedding flower.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26This isn't a typical wedding.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28£400 on spacey special effects.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29COUGHING
0:20:29 > 0:20:31We're getting married by an alien.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34My God. An alien!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- An alien is going to actually marry you?- Yes.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40And another £600 on military muscle motors.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43SIREN WAILS Let's go, go, go!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Nearly halfway through wedding planning, Liam is back to work
0:20:50 > 0:20:54with a bump. He's at work and the pressure's beginning to tell.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58The whole process is hard, trying to live your normal life.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Obviously, trying to plan a wedding in three weeks is tough,
0:21:03 > 0:21:07tough going. It's not, you know, easy.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's hard not seeing Lynn and the kids.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Obviously... Do you know what I mean?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17You miss them every day. It's lonely at times.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Sometimes you just want a hug. Do you know what I mean?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25That reassurance that everything's all right, but...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27you can't.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34For once, Liam is thinking more family than alien fantasy,
0:21:34 > 0:21:41but he's about to have his own close encounter of the stag-do kind.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Ahhhhh!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Beam him up! Beam him up!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06From alien abductions...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, Liam.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10..to alien transformations.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15This is my worst nightmare.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Liam's planned a night out in London for the girls.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- To Liam.- Liam!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24His choice of extraterrestrial make-up is leaving them
0:22:24 > 0:22:26a bit green about the gills.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Liam, I hate you. I absolutely hate you.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I can't believe he's done it. This is not what Lynn wanted at all.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Not at all.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I bet he didn't go dressed as an alien on his stag-do, did he?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39I bet he didn't.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Liam doesn't have to dress as an alien. It's all in his mind,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47which is exactly what he wants his bride to understand.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49The wedding day is so important to me
0:22:49 > 0:22:53because I want to show Lynn the true me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56What drives me. What's ticking over in my head.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01What makes me think. What makes me smile. What makes me wonder.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Do you know what I mean, the mystery of Liam.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06That's what she's going to experience on our wedding day.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Do you reckon this is giving you hope though?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18What, an alien mask on my face giving me hope for my wedding?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Not really. I really don't want a themed, joke wedding.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I don't think he would do this for your wedding.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27He's getting it out of the way for the hen night
0:23:27 > 0:23:31so that it's not at the wedding. I think your wedding will be classy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Classy, hmm.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37There's nothing like feminine intuition.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Liam could do with some now.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43It's the morning after the stag and, hungover,
0:23:43 > 0:23:48he's in real alien territory, shopping for Lynn's wedding dress.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51To make matters worse, neither of his best men have shown up.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Oh, God.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I might still have my beer goggles on.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00That's the price you pay for being...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02For being drunk.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06You're probably wondering what I'm doing,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I'm trying to feel the fullness of the dress.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Knitted curtains.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Eugh.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17My God...
0:24:17 > 0:24:21I could really do with the boys here, really, do you know what I mean?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Take some of the pressure off me. You know, get a second opinion maybe.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27This is it now, if I make an error with this, do you know what I mean,
0:24:27 > 0:24:31this could ruin the whole day, potentially.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Hello.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39In London, Lynn is looking for the dress that would make her happy
0:24:39 > 0:24:41if she had any say in the wedding.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I don't like the lace particularly.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Too fussy. No. That one's too lacy.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49This bit's too baggy.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- This one? - I don't like it at all.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56I'm looking for the sweetheart neckline, diamantes across the top.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00In at the waist and maybe with some detail here, just here,
0:25:00 > 0:25:05in the middle, then down and out and very swishy.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- No.- I just don't like it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Finding a perfect dress is proving difficult for this picky bride.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Good luck, Liam.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Liam is going to be under big pressure
0:25:17 > 0:25:19because he knows how fussy Lynn is.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22She isn't just a bit fussy, she's very fussy
0:25:22 > 0:25:26and if he doesn't get it right, she won't wear it.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- To Lynn.- To Lynn.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Best men Simon and Ciaran have finally rocked up to help.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Cheers.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37The boys decide to go for quantity over quality
0:25:37 > 0:25:40and try as many dresses as they can.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Pretty, but it's very plain.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Less is more.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Wow. That's beautiful.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Lynn's found the dress she would choose if she was in charge.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55This is the one. This is the one.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57The way it hangs.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59You've got glitter, the neckline, big skirt.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04Yeah, I want this one. That is it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05He's going to be hard pressed
0:26:05 > 0:26:08to find something that gorgeous, isn't he?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Wouldn't it be a miracle though if he did?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12But miracles can happen.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15The boys are looking at a dress that's almost identical to Lynn's.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17No.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Oh, dear.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23It's nice, but it's not, like, wowing me.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- This is my dream dress.- Yes.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28This is what I imagined, exactly.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- I love the way it hangs down with the full skirt.- It's so you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Romance.- It's fairy-tale-like, isn't it?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38That is the dress of your dreams. That is it.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40More champagne, thank you very much.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Six hours, two bottles of bubbly, and dozens of dresses later,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50the boozed-up boys have finally narrowed it down to two.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Can you do some dance moves?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56What do you reckon out of ten?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I'd say eight.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59That's a good score.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00If I was a girl...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02No, no, you need to find a ten.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07That's beautiful.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I thought they were all going to look the same,
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- but that one, actually, I really like.- That is lush.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Stand like a teapot.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17It's 100% the one that I want to get for her.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21This is the dress. I just imagine her saying, "I do."
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Liam's fallen for a dress with a sweetheart neckline
0:27:23 > 0:27:28and swishy skirt. It's perfect in every way, apart from one...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30It's damaged at the bottom.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Discount?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35We don't mind taking that one if it's for a discounted rate.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- What, with a hole in it? - We'll fix it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Yeah, yeah. - That is a beautiful dress.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42You're only wearing it for one day anyway, you know what I mean?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Exactly, she's never going to wear it again anyway, is she?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Liam's not put off by a damaged shop sample
0:27:48 > 0:27:50and an £800 discount can't hurt.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54He gets dress, veil, shoes and tiara for just over a grand.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01While his vision for the wedding takes shape,
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Liam's having a tough time
0:28:03 > 0:28:05being apart from the family he's doing it for.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10I didn't think it would be this hard, but it's lonely.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13I love the kids and I love Lynn.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Got to do it to make this dream come true.
0:28:17 > 0:28:23Not even a dream, it's, you know, a piece of me, to be real.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28I think what I'm doing is important for Lynn to see
0:28:28 > 0:28:30because it shows you...
0:28:32 > 0:28:36the deep stuff that's inside me.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39It's going to bond us together even more.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43It's going to complete our family, do you know what I mean?
0:28:43 > 0:28:47We are all one and I'm here to stay.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51I'm not just, you know, Mummy's boyfriend.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54I'm Daddy.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57I'm Mummy's husband. Do you know what I mean?
0:29:05 > 0:29:07It may be a top-secret wedding,
0:29:07 > 0:29:11but there are some things people do need to know.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Dress code. Women, look your gorgeous selves. Yes?
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Yep, yep.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Gentlemen, white shirts, black jacket, black tie.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Top-secret.
0:29:21 > 0:29:22First to be briefed...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Oh, "top-secret."
0:29:24 > 0:29:25..Bridesmaid Becky.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29What's that about then? Oh, my God, maybe it's the wedding invitation?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Yes, it is.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Gentlemen, white shirts, black jacket, black trousers,
0:29:34 > 0:29:36black tie, not bow tie.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Why black jacket and black trousers?
0:29:38 > 0:29:42What is it, a Men In Black theme?
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Men In Black is alien-based.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47How are you feeling?
0:29:47 > 0:29:48I'm shocked.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49You've got a wedding date.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Oh, my God.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Oh, my God. Hmm...
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Are you annoyed?
0:29:57 > 0:30:02Well, I'm not annoyed, it's just a bit disappointing.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06I don't know what to say.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08You're still marrying him, aren't you?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Yeah. Looks like it.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15It's hard for her, this. Really difficult.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17She's used to being in control. She's not sleeping well.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20She's stressed to the max.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24She's got two kids to think about.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25I do worry.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Lynn's son Daniel has a top-secret mission of his own.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Do you miss me?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37It's not the same.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40He wants to find out what Liam's got planned.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43I wouldn't mind what happens.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Really. Mum would.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Mum will mind, will she?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Yeah. Mum minds. It's her wedding,
0:30:51 > 0:30:56like, she doesn't want anything to ruin it.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Does make sense.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02What I'm doing has never been done.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03That's all you need to know.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09What is it? You can tell me.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11I can't tell you, it's a secret.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13It'll ruin the day for you as well.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16- It's going to be a really nice experience for everyone.- No.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17That's the whole thing.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20It's not just going to be a surprise for Mummy.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23It should be, because it's Don't Tell The Bride.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25It's not Don't Tell Other People.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Yeah, but people are sharing the experience with you.
0:31:28 > 0:31:34So you want them to be a part of your experience, don't you?
0:31:34 > 0:31:39It's what I do, yeah? It's because I love Mummy and I love you all.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41OK, then.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Tell me!- No. - If you love me, tell me.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47These are the reasons why I'm doing what I do.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49It's boring like this.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51So, no matter what, you just remember that.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53That's all you need to know.
0:31:56 > 0:32:01With four days left to go, Liam's UFO wedding is still up in the air.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04But he gets busy buying costumes for his actors.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Our theme is a top-secret alien cover-up.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11A latex mask for the alien conducting the blessing...
0:32:11 > 0:32:13This is what my mind looks like.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Don't worry, he's also organised
0:32:15 > 0:32:18a traditional registrar to do the legal bit.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Yeah. Everyone says that to me. It's very strange.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25That is nice. You can actually see through it, which is wicked.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27How many fingers am I holding up?
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Three.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30But Liam is back on another planet
0:32:30 > 0:32:32when it comes to bridesmaids' dresses.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35It looks like them cats. You know them bald cats.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37- Yeah.- It looks like one of those.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I think you need colour.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40IN CAMP VOICE: Accessorise.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43GIRLS CHEER AND SCREAM
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Still, he wisely plays it safe with a very terrestrial choice.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48You've done really, really well.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50You did good.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Greek goddesses.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55I thought you was going to dress us all as aliens.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Fashion queens.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Absolutely over the moon. He's done so well.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03- I'm actually in shock.- So am I.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04Because I didn't think he'd do it.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I didn't think he'd pull it out of the bag like this.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09If he's done this right, then he must have done other stuff right.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12You'd think so, wouldn't you?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16It's the day before the wedding
0:33:16 > 0:33:20and there's a lot to do to transform Liam's ex-military air base.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21That it's! Whoa!
0:33:21 > 0:33:25With all these worries, is it going to get finished in time?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Look, there's bloody loads left to do.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31I don't know where to start.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Unaware of her impending close encounter,
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Lynn's about to try on the dress
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Liam spent six hours choosing for her.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42It's the most important thing aside from the venue, isn't it?
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- Hello, welcome.- Hi, I'm Lynn. - Lynn, the bride.- Yes.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Lynn fell in love with a strapless gown
0:33:47 > 0:33:51with a sweetheart neckline and a big swishy princess skirt.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54What will she make of the damaged two-year-old sample
0:33:54 > 0:33:55Liam has chosen?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57If's if he's got the dress wrong,
0:33:57 > 0:34:00then I'm just going to dread the day.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04I'm going to dread it, I know it. I just won't even want to go.
0:34:04 > 0:34:09I know. Because I just think, "Well, if he can get this so wrong,
0:34:09 > 0:34:11"what is coming? What's next?"
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Oh, my God.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19If you just pop over there, hon. We will see you in a minute.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- Bye!- Exciting.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Please, Liam. Please, Liam.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- Are you ready?- OK...
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Hmm...
0:34:47 > 0:34:49I need to try it on.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51She's going to cry.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54I don't really like this big belt around the middle.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56I hope that can come off.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00I don't like it.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- Are you OK, baby?- Yeah.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08She doesn't sound happy.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11She's just not going to wear it if she doesn't like it.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13No. She won't. I wouldn't. Would you?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15No, I wouldn't. Wait and see.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Are you all ready to see her dress?- Yes.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Here we come.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Wow!
0:35:22 > 0:35:25I was expecting something completely different.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27That's beautiful.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Oh, my God. You still look like a princess.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34I think I would really prefer the dress without this silly strap.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37That bodice bit is stunning and all the sparkles are brilliant.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- I like this bit.- It's got the swish factor, hasn't it?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42It definitely swishes.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44I need to see it. I haven't seen it yet.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47I think you'll like it a lot more when you look in the mirror.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49The moment of truth.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52- It's beautiful.- Oh, yeah.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56- Are you happy?- It's much better than we thought, isn't it?
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- It looks much better.- Yeah, I am.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02It's growing on me, actually.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- That's much better! - Much better. Look at that.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07I do like it. I'm happy.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Perfect, apart from one problem...
0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Oh.- What?
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Down there.- It's got holes in it!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Liam had only spotted a small tear,
0:36:17 > 0:36:19but the girls are finding loads more.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22There's a big one up here. That's...
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- They're everywhere. - I'm not wearing it.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27There's holes in this dress.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31The seamstress is on hand for you today,
0:36:31 > 0:36:34and what she'll do is put a bit of lace applique over the holes,
0:36:34 > 0:36:35so it matches the dress.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37But, unfortunately, because of the time scale we had,
0:36:37 > 0:36:40he had to have a sample dress straight off the rack.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I can't wear this dress.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Hole, hole, hole...
0:36:43 > 0:36:45I can't wear it.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Sorry, darling.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49I don't want it.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53They're not noticeable, Lynn.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57I'm not wearing a dress with holes in it, Leah. I'm not wearing it.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Did he realise that there were holes?
0:36:59 > 0:37:01He did know it was a sample.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02They're boys. They didn't go over it...
0:37:02 > 0:37:04SHE BURSTS INTO TEARS
0:37:04 > 0:37:06No!
0:37:16 > 0:37:20What am I going to do? I've got no dress to wear.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21We'll do something.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25There you go, Lynn. Take this.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29What am I going to do?
0:37:29 > 0:37:31It's disgusting.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33I saw one hole, then there was more and more.
0:37:33 > 0:37:34It's just full of holes.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37I'm disgusted. Absolutely disgusted.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Someone needs to get on the phone to Liam now.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43I don't want this dress. It's a dirty, horrible dress.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45It's got tears in it.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Lynn, they're not noticeable.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51We couldn't do any alterations until you tried it on.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Wait and see.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Once it's finished, you won't see them.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00It's dirty. I want my own dress.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04I don't want a dress that's been tried on by 50 million other people.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Bridesmaid Leah makes an emergency call to Liam.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Hello.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Hi Liam, it's Leah. I have some very bad news, I'm afraid.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Yeah, what's the bad news?
0:38:16 > 0:38:18She really, really liked the dress,
0:38:18 > 0:38:20and then we found that there's a load of holes in it.
0:38:20 > 0:38:21She's not going to wear it.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24She won't wear it. Let me pass you over.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Hi, Liam, how are you doing?
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Well, not very good now.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33What about the second option that we...
0:38:33 > 0:38:35You remember the second option?
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Yeah, I do. We can definitely go down that road.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- That's brand-new in.- OK. - We'll look after you.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Thank you! Bye.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44Liam's arranged for Lynn
0:38:44 > 0:38:47to try on another dress he originally looked at.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Luckily, it's the same price as the first.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Yeah. It's really stressed me out.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56It annoys me that they don't realise that,
0:38:56 > 0:38:58do you know what I mean?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01But...there you go.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03I could hear in his voice he was really upset.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05I think he was sad,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07cos I really think he hopes that he'd got it right for you.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10He said the second choice is very similar shape.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- Hopefully, it's still what you're looking for.- OK.
0:39:14 > 0:39:15Yeah? Come on, then.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19GIRLS YELP AND APPLAUD
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- That's amazing! - That's so much better.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25With a sparkly bodice, big skirt and no holes,
0:39:25 > 0:39:28the second dress is a hit.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Lynn, this is the dress.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- APPLAUSE - Yay! Whoo!
0:39:34 > 0:39:35I love it. It's perfect.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Things happen for a reason, and the reason is this dress.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Come in for a cuddle.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42LAUGHTER
0:39:44 > 0:39:48Dress disaster averted, time's ticking for Liam.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Ah! Quick, get that.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52He's roped in an army of helpers
0:39:52 > 0:39:55to turn his vision into a reality for Lynn's big day.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Not long to go, and the dirty bunker
0:40:00 > 0:40:02still needs to be fit for the ceremony.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Liam's booked a hotel for Lynn,
0:40:09 > 0:40:12but the problem with the dress has left her worried.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15The fact that he didn't notice the tears in the dress,
0:40:15 > 0:40:18does make me think, "Has he remembered all the small things
0:40:18 > 0:40:19"to do with this wedding?"
0:40:19 > 0:40:23I've thought about this for so long and for so many weeks,
0:40:23 > 0:40:25and stressed and agonised over it,
0:40:25 > 0:40:28that I just need to see now.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30I need to see what he's doing.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32I just hope that he has pulled together
0:40:32 > 0:40:37some of the most important things, like the cake, flowers, table plan.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41I just hope that there is some structure to the day
0:40:41 > 0:40:45and that he has got a wedding, if you like,
0:40:45 > 0:40:47it's not just a mess.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53It's the night before the wedding, and at the bunker,
0:40:53 > 0:40:57any sort of wedding ceremony is still looking light years away.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59No matter what happens,
0:40:59 > 0:41:04this room needs to be...done.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08If there's one thing that's going to annoy her...
0:41:10 > 0:41:13it's going to be this place.
0:41:13 > 0:41:18So I need to make it look half decent...
0:41:18 > 0:41:22to pull it off. Otherwise, I'm a dead man.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38It's the morning of the wedding,
0:41:38 > 0:41:40and an early start for the exhausted groom.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46None of my blokes are here.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Left me on my own again.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52There are just six hours until Lynn and Liam's alien blessing.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56No matter what, I'm going to still try and make it
0:41:56 > 0:42:02the best day for Lynn, even if it is me on my own.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05At this rate, I'm going to be late to my own wedding.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08You're very calm today, Lynn.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11I've had my fair share of stressing out.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12I know.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14I can't do it any more. He loves me.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16If you're upset, I'm upset. That's how it goes.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17Uh-oh, next.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20I don't think he would do anything to her that's going...
0:42:20 > 0:42:21Yes, but we said that on the hen do
0:42:21 > 0:42:23and we all went out with green faces.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25No, that is the one night you are allowed to.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28At least it's not green, luminous green face paint.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32I hope he's not coming in any sort of green alien masks.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33That wouldn't be funny.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Well, at least they're not green,
0:42:37 > 0:42:40but in a few hours, Lynn will be married by an actor,
0:42:40 > 0:42:41complete with alien head.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48With three hours to go, Liam finally has some help.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50You need to get back and get changed.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51No, listen, man, I told you it would be fine.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- You've got to go back and get ready.- I'm getting changed here.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59It's time for Lynn to see the bridesmaids' dresses
0:42:59 > 0:43:00that her groom has chosen.
0:43:00 > 0:43:05Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you all look beautiful.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07You're angels. Wow.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10I'm stunned. How did he do that? You all look amazing.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Beautiful.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19I never thought that, on my wedding day,
0:43:19 > 0:43:23I'd be getting changed in, like, an abandoned shed.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26No mirror to look in.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Freezing, windy.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33This is all in the name of love, at the end of the day.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Ah!
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Oh, my God, what's he doing? They've got green bobbles on them.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- That is mad.- They're like aliens. - That is mad.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45- What is that?- That is alien.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51They are the weirdest things I've ever seen in my life!
0:43:51 > 0:43:52That's awful.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54I don't like that bit.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Wear it with happiness and pride, always.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06LIAM: What more can you want?
0:44:06 > 0:44:10We're on a military air base with Men In Black.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13We've got soldiers and we've got aliens.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Exactly what I said from the beginning.
0:44:15 > 0:44:19So I've always stuck with my thing. This is my dream.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Oh, my God. That is amazing.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Oh, my God! Ah!
0:44:32 > 0:44:35THE GIRLS CHEER AND SCREAM
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Oh, my God!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Excuse me, miss, if you could come this way, please.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43THEY LAUGH
0:44:43 > 0:44:44My veil! My veil!
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Where are we going?
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Why is there a man in black?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51That is a very good question.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54He isn't giving anything away, is he?
0:44:54 > 0:44:56He's not giving a dickie away.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58It's all very mysterious.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06I thought it was going to be a nice day, though. That's the only thing.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- It's better than my planet. - THEY LAUGH
0:45:08 > 0:45:12I don't suppose you've got all that global-warming stuff going on?
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- No.- No.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16THEY LAUGH
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Everyone, just keep calm.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Hello, Daddy!
0:45:42 > 0:45:43Don't be freaked out, everyone.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46It's all right, you're with me.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51I did hear the Men In Black.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53It's a bit of Area 51.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56The kids sussed it out, you know, a little bit before the adults.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59The adults are very confused as to what is going on, still.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03The kids may understand his vision, but will Lynn?
0:46:03 > 0:46:07She's about to enter Liam's world.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Oh, my God. We're at a military base. We're at a military base.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Oh, my God.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16There's a soldier, Lynn. There's a soldier.
0:46:16 > 0:46:20- What the hell? - It's part of the theme.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22They're winding us up. They've got to be.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Oh, my God!
0:46:25 > 0:46:27SIRENS WAIL
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Oh, my God, we're getting an escort.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39It does get better, trust me.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Keep hold of them in your pocket.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Are you the man with the rings?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54There's nothing here.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56Where are all the people?
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Are they going to be in one of these horrible buildings?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06They're like bunkers. Where the hell is it?
0:47:08 > 0:47:10It's a bunker, is it?
0:47:20 > 0:47:22There's another Men In Black person.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Oh, my God. What is this?!
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Area secure, open the gate.
0:47:58 > 0:47:59- AGENT:- Step out of the vehicle, please.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06- It's not very romantic.- No...
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Good luck, darling.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15I'm nervous. I was excited but, then,
0:48:15 > 0:48:19I've just come here, and now I'm... Why?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20Why?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27GIRLS SCREAM AND LAUGH
0:48:27 > 0:48:30I just hope she understands. We'll see.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33After three weeks, and light years apart,
0:48:33 > 0:48:36it's finally time for Lynn to experience
0:48:36 > 0:48:39the full-scale of Liam's vision.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42I'm thinking, "Oh, my God, what the hell is going on?"
0:48:42 > 0:48:45It's really grim. It's horrible.
0:48:45 > 0:48:49I don't really want to be here on my wedding day.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Horrid, horrid, horrid.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55What was he thinking?
0:48:59 > 0:49:01This is a joke.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17She may not share Liam's sci-fi beliefs,
0:49:17 > 0:49:20but she does want to share her life with him.
0:49:30 > 0:49:31Do you like this?
0:49:31 > 0:49:34- I'm so proud of you. - I know it seems crazy.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38- But just trust me. - I do trust you.- Trust me.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Welcome, Earthlings.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47Welcome to this intergalactic occasion.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52It's about sharing happiness and laughter through the good times
0:49:52 > 0:49:57and, most important, forgiving through the difficult times.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00LAUGHTER
0:50:00 > 0:50:06Do you take Lynn Teresa Flaunty to be your lawful wedded wife?
0:50:06 > 0:50:07I do.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Now, Lynn, repeat after me.
0:50:09 > 0:50:13I give you this ring as a symbol of my love and affection.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17I give you this ring as a symbol of my love and affection.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Let the universe recognise this marriage.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24I pronounce you husband and wife!
0:50:24 > 0:50:27CHEERING
0:50:28 > 0:50:31- You may now kiss the bride. - LAUGHTER
0:50:31 > 0:50:33You humans are so impatient.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42Bizarre. Completely bizarre, but it was still beautiful.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Really emotional. I think not one of the bridesmaids
0:50:44 > 0:50:46had a dry eye, so it was really nice.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53It's just really surreal seeing that marriage by an alien.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57A bit freaky, really. Strange. Very different!
0:50:59 > 0:51:02- I'm just pleased that we're all back together now.- Our family is back.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Yeah. I've really missed you.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07The reason why I've done what I've done...
0:51:09 > 0:51:12CRYING: I wanted to show you the real me.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16I know, darling. I'm really proud of you.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18The special things that go on in my mind!
0:51:18 > 0:51:22I know. It's not what I would have chosen, as you know.
0:51:22 > 0:51:23I know.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25There was an alien doing our vows.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31That's what happens in Liam's world, and you just walked into it.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33- Do you love Daddy?- Yeah!
0:51:33 > 0:51:35That's an improvement.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38I'm so happy. He pulled it off.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Her face just changed when she went in there and saw everybody.
0:51:41 > 0:51:42Her face just beamed.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45She took it a lot better than what I expected.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47It was brilliant. Something very magical about it.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51Very weird and magical, actually. So, part one - good.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Even Liam is bound by earthly laws.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Luckily, this out-of-this-world venue
0:51:58 > 0:51:59has a licensed property next door
0:51:59 > 0:52:02for the newlyweds to make the marriage legal.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09I'm scared about the next bit.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12It's not back in that horrible dump, is it?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14You'll have to wait and see, won't you?
0:52:20 > 0:52:21This is it.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Beautiful(!)
0:52:24 > 0:52:26SHE GASPS
0:52:28 > 0:52:31Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:52:33 > 0:52:34- What do you think?- Ah!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Urgh! That's horrible!
0:52:38 > 0:52:40Excuse me.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43- What's the matter? - That's horrible, Liam.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46- Sorry.- That's disgusting.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49Do you like my plants, though?
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Hmm...
0:52:51 > 0:52:53- What?- Not really.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Not something you would like? It's tropical.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58What have you done? Eugh!
0:52:58 > 0:53:02An autopsy. Do you not like it?
0:53:02 > 0:53:05It's different.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07No. Oh, my God.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09There's an alien in there.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12He's a live one. They've been working together, you see.
0:53:14 > 0:53:18Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21You ain't seen nothing yet, darling.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26MUSIC: "Alien" by Nerina Pallot
0:53:33 > 0:53:36Oh, that's gruesome.
0:53:36 > 0:53:37That's pretty good, that.
0:53:48 > 0:53:50This is Liam to a T, and he's pulled it off amazingly,
0:53:50 > 0:53:54and I'm proud of him. It's nothing anyone would ever want as a wedding,
0:53:54 > 0:53:57but it's amazing. Every bit has been amazing.
0:53:57 > 0:54:01CHEERING
0:54:13 > 0:54:16- OVER PA:- 'Please put your hands together for our brand-new...'
0:54:16 > 0:54:19INCOMPREHENSIBLE
0:54:21 > 0:54:25You have been fortunate enough to experience my mind.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28LAUGHTER
0:54:28 > 0:54:30This is why I can't sleep at night.
0:54:32 > 0:54:33But welcome to my world.
0:54:33 > 0:54:35LAUGHTER
0:54:35 > 0:54:39I'd like to say, I missed Lynn so much, and the kids.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44You just forget how much you love people, you know what I mean?
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Peace out.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48CHEERING
0:54:54 > 0:54:57I'm not disappointed I haven't got a princess wedding.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00This is better. This is Liam's dream and Liam is my dream.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02That's all that matters.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04Do you want some alien mash potato?
0:55:04 > 0:55:05No.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08It doesn't really change things.
0:55:08 > 0:55:13It's just more love and brings people closer together.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Stuff like that.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Liam's pulled off his extraterrestrial wedding,
0:55:21 > 0:55:25but has it given Lynn the insight into his head that he'd wanted?
0:55:25 > 0:55:27I don't need to understand what's going up there,
0:55:27 > 0:55:31as long as I know what's going on in there. You love me. I love you.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34The rest just... You're just nuts.
0:55:34 > 0:55:39MUSIC: "Men In Black" by Will Smith
0:55:41 > 0:55:43Ah!
0:55:43 > 0:55:44What?
0:55:44 > 0:55:46A UFO there.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48I think they're coming to take us home.
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Bye-bye!
0:55:54 > 0:55:57Next week, it's time for DJ Lewis...
0:55:57 > 0:55:5812k...
0:55:58 > 0:56:01..to plan the gig of his life for bride-to-be Sinsee.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03Way too much bling.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05But while she dreams of a posh country affair...
0:56:05 > 0:56:06So beautiful.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09..Lewis is tied to his city-boy roots.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11This place is perfect.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Can our chilled-out groom...
0:56:13 > 0:56:14I'm top dog.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16..keep his cool....
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Right, think, think, think.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19..or will there be murder on the dance floor?
0:56:19 > 0:56:20Why are we here?!
0:56:20 > 0:56:23What the hell on earth is this?
0:56:25 > 0:56:28MUSIC: "Alien" by Erasure
0:56:37 > 0:56:40Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd