0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Let's make a wish.- Every girl dreams of her wedding.- I want to be you.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11But what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15This is all for the name of love.
0:00:15 > 0:00:1812 gallant grooms
0:00:18 > 0:00:20are taking control
0:00:20 > 0:00:22with 12 grand apiece.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26- Give it to me!- And just three weeks to organise a wedding.
0:00:26 > 0:00:31- What an absolute idiot!- They're more daring.- Why are we here?- More ambitious.- Why has he done this?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And more outrageous than ever before.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Ohh!- It's not a joke.- Oh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Will the glass slipper fit? - Oh, my word!- Hell, no!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Will true love conquer all?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Horrid, horrid, horrid!- Oh, my God, it's going to be on a beach!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- And will there be a fairy-tale ending?- My God, it's not working!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57- Is it the right ring? - Turn the camera off! - Or just a damsel in distress?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Wishes do come true. - Sometimes they don't.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Tonight, marriage-phobic groom Joe...
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- I hate stupid weddings.- ..aims high as he plans a tree-top ceremony...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You may kiss the bride.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13That was even horrible just pretending.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15..for his wedding photographer bride Emily.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19This is the cake. That's what I want - a big, tiered cake.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- While she yearns for a lavish stately home...- Wow! Are you going to walk me down the aisle?
0:01:24 > 0:01:30- ..he's on a desperate mission to be different.- You're steering away from the traditional wedding quite a lot.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- With so much at stake... - Stressing.- I don't even know what I'm looking for.
0:01:35 > 0:01:41- ..for the bride who knows everything about weddings...- I'll not want to get married if I don't like it.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- ..can this marriage-hating groom deliver...- Take the note! - ..for the pickiest bride ever?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- I just don't like the top. - Go on, man, just...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Or will he be barking up the wrong tree?
0:01:52 > 0:01:59- She hates them.- I've had three weeks to plan the wedding. I'm so stressed out, it's unreal.- This is awful.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03This programme contains some strong language
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Gateshead couple Emily and Joe first met as schoolkids.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22But love didn't blossom until they were reunited on a night out five years ago.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27You bought me two drinks, which is... Whoa! That wouldn't normally happen.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30He looked completely different to what I remember from school.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34He was wearing a really smart jacket and nice jeans.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39You're such a loser! And his funny little dancing. It was really cute.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43But cycle salesman Joe threw a spanner in the works
0:02:43 > 0:02:48when he revealed to his romantic bride he's completely wedding-phobic.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Romantic? No. Sorry, no, it's not my cup of tea.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Joe told me from the start, "We're never going to get married.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01"I hate marriage, I hate everything to do with weddings."
0:03:01 > 0:03:06I still don't like the idea of weddings. There's too much mushy cheesiness.
0:03:06 > 0:03:12I have thought maybe it's because my mum and dad broke up when I was really young, like one-year-old.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17I've never seen them together, so I've never had that influence.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Emily had to get her taffeta and confetti fix somehow,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25and her flair for photography offered a solution.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31I decided I'm going to be a wedding photographer because I love weddings and being part of someone's wedding.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37As long as I'm at weddings and taking photos of other people's beautiful days, I'm happy.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I love it. I love every minute of it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43But on a recent holiday to Japan,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46unromantic Joe had a surprising change of heart.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I think it was living together. I really enjoyed being with her
0:03:50 > 0:03:54and I thought it would be summat really nice that she would like too.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58He quickly was like, "Oh, do you want to marry me?"
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And I was like, "Yeah!"
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- I didn't do the whole "one knee" thing. No, that's just...- No. - Not my cup of tea.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Back home, the couple started saving for their big day
0:04:10 > 0:04:13until Joe slammed on the brakes with a flashy purchase.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19We really wanted to get married this year. We were saving up and saving up, then Joe bought a car.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22So, we kind of had to put that on hold.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27# I'm gonna pop some tags Only got 20 dollars in my pocket... #
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- I think you like it more than you like me.- Joe's grasp of money is... well, non-existent, really.
0:04:32 > 0:04:38- I owe Emily, I think, about 1,300, 1,400. - I think it's a little bit more.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- No, it's not.- It's OK.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45It's a lot more than what he seems to think it is. It's a lot more.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52So super-organised Emily has taken control of her fiance's finances.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58I've got a list of all of Joe's outgoings, how much he spends each month, how much he's got left over.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I'm just making sure he doesn't overspend.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02He may have a shiny new car,
0:05:02 > 0:05:09but now this financially-challenged, marriage-phobic groom needs to make it up to his wedding fanatic bride
0:05:09 > 0:05:12by organising their big day in three short weeks.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I want him to plan this one day, just so I know that...
0:05:15 > 0:05:21It'll just show that you care and it'll be lovely to have this one thing I'll not have to worry about.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- I'll go there and it'll be amazing. - You will be worrying about it. - Yeah, a little bit.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Marriage-mad Emily has sky-high standards for her wedding.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- I'll show you the dress that I want. - She's got the pictures to prove it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Gorgeous!- Thousands of them.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42I've started a wedding folder on my computer. It's now a big directory.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48I've got a separate folder for shoes and flowers and colours. I got a bit carried away with it, really.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54So what has this groom got planned for a bride who goes to weddings for a living?
0:05:54 > 0:05:59The big idea for the wedding... I want it to not be like a wedding as much as I can get away with.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Church weddings and things like that, I'm not too hot on.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08And I don't like stately homes. Just to steer away from tradition.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13If I can do that and make it not like a wedding, I might enjoy it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17If it went wrong and I had all these weddings, it'd make me a bit upset,
0:06:17 > 0:06:22just knowing that everyone else is having a perfect day, why couldn't I have a perfect day?
0:06:22 > 0:06:28I'm trusting Joe. For him to get it wrong would be massive. It would haunt me for the rest of my career.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30So, no pressure then, Joe(!)
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I'll get to have this whole bed all to myself now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:06:39 > 0:06:46I feel just a little bit worried. I'm moving out today, so I'm getting a little bit stressed about it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51For the next three weeks, Emily will be staying a few miles away with her mum and dad.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Don't get it wrong, please.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# I want you to stay-ay-ay... #
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm going to not get upset.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07Joe and Emily won't see or speak to each other until the big day.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13It's a bit nervous to think about, I suppose. And stressful.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I am feeling a little bit sad, yeah. It's weird.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I suppose I'd best get cracking, really. I've not got that long.
0:07:24 > 0:07:30At her family home, Emily's parents Chris and Jane are on hand with words of encouragement...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32for Joe.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I think he's a brave lad. - I do as well.
0:07:35 > 0:07:41- It's not long to organise everything, three weeks.- I know. - Let's hope he gets everything done. - Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:48- What about the other lads?- He hasn't picked people who will help him. If anything, they'll make things worse.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Go, boys!
0:07:52 > 0:07:57Joe and his best men, childhood friends Dan...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, Lemony Snicket!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03..and Mike are down in the woods where they played as kids together.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- We used to camp over there. - In the summer, we'd live out here.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13They're hoping to kick-start their plans for a wedding that is nothing like a wedding.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- It would be nice if we could get a venue with this feel to it. - That would be pretty ideal.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- On a bigger scale.- You wouldn't have so many people watching you.
0:08:21 > 0:08:28Wedding-phobic Joe wants something with a woodsy feel and no-one watching. It's definitely different.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- It'd make the day less stressful. - Decision made, it's time to get cracking.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- An accident waiting to happen! - Or maybe not.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- All we've done is play about on the waterfall. - We've got a few ideas.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- We just need to make them solid. - Actually get something set in stone.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Determined to create a wedding with a difference,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53the boys head into the North Yorkshire countryside
0:08:53 > 0:08:59and it doesn't get more different or back to nature than Bivouac,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02a campsite ideal for alfresco marriage blessings.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06This is the ceremony spot. That's what we call the altar.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10So, we would deck it out with very natural flowers and foliage.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15I keep the stumps in because I put stuff on them to make them features.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17We put hay bale seating in and around this area.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22So, this here is our druids' temple and it goes right back into...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25It's really nice, actually. I really like this.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28After your ceremony we do a drinks' reception in here.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33There's the Aslan Table, if you've watched The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37You could have a Lion, Witch And The Wardrobe theme!
0:09:37 > 0:09:43My first impressions of the ceremony area and things like that, it was not what I was expecting at all.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46If I was King Arthur, I'd be loving that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52But as for myself, I think it was not for me.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Joe may be focused on a wedding that isn't a wedding,
0:09:56 > 0:10:00but bride-to-be Emily has waited five years for this
0:10:00 > 0:10:04and nothing but a lavish stately home will do.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- It is super-pretty.- It's huge!
0:10:06 > 0:10:12She's come to 19th century Wynyard Hall near Durham with three of her bridesmaids -
0:10:12 > 0:10:15sister Sophie and best friends Becky and Rachel.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Thanks, Becky.- Oh, Emily, imagine getting married here!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Wow!- Look at the chandeliers! - This is amazing.
0:10:23 > 0:10:29- I do love the ceiling. It's beautiful.- The windows are just so pretty and light. I love them.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Oh, wow!- Wow!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35It's made me really excited.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Are you walking me down the aisle? - Imagine going down the aisle.- Wow!
0:10:39 > 0:10:44- I love it.- It's really light as well with all the windows and everything.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Yeah, it's so pretty. I do really like it here.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51And with the palatial grand ballroom,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55this venue could comfortably accommodate all Emily's wishes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I would have so many guests. There's so much room for guests in here.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- I'm getting really excited now. - But we don't want you to get your hopes up just in case.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10There are so many nice places like this. Most wedding venues are big halls. He can't go too wrong.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Or can he?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Daunted by druids, but still determined to keep things different, Joe is raising his game
0:11:18 > 0:11:22with a treehouse 20 feet up in the air.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- That looks awesome.- It comes complete with rope bridges...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29..and a view of the car park.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35The car park is a bit naff, but once it's night-time and all the fountains are lit up...
0:11:35 > 0:11:40They're not going to see the car park. They're just going to see the water.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Whoa! This is really nice.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Wow!- Yeah, this is awesome.- It's like something out of The Hobbit.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51You can have the ceremony up here. You could get 60 guests in there.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56We haven't worked out who we're inviting yet, so we're just guesstimating.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- 60 seems like a good number.- You can get married underneath the arch here.
0:12:00 > 0:12:06You have that option, but if you've got 60 guests, you have the problem of everyone being able to see.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11You could have 30 guests for the ceremony, then other people joining for the wedding breakfast.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14That sounds good. I like the idea of that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:21You could have the bridesmaids and the best men in that section and all the people that are more important.
0:12:21 > 0:12:2430 guests at a tiny tree-top ceremony.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Not exactly how Emily dreamed of saying her vows!
0:12:27 > 0:12:32I bring Emily Davidson and Joe McIntyre here to be lawfully wedded...
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Do you, Joe McIntyre, take Emily Davidson to be your lawfully wedded wife?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Aye!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You may kiss the bride. LAUGHTER
0:12:44 > 0:12:47That was even horrible just pretending.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Despite not feeling the love, Joe is feeling the treehouse.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56It's ideally what we're looking for because it's nothing like a traditional wedding.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01You're steering away from a traditional wedding quite a lot by having it up in the trees!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05It's not like a horrible church... I hate churches.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Or them stupid stately homes. I don't really like them.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Yeah, stuff 'em, stupid stately homes!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- This is the prettiest place ever. - Ever!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Joe will know that I love these kind of places.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Joe's got a massive task ahead of him, getting everything as perfect as you want it.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27What are the prices then that we're looking at for this?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29The price is £6,500.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33This six and a half, is that totally dead set?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36We could maybe look at doing it for six.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Yeah, I'm happy with that. I really like the place, so I'm happy with that.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44So, in his quest for the unconventional,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Joe has just forked out half his 12 grand budget
0:13:47 > 0:13:53for a wedding up a tree across a rope bridge in front of a handful of guests.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Two days in and we've spent 6,000.
0:13:55 > 0:14:01- You've just got everything else... - The rest of the entire wedding with 6,000 now.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07With a pint-sized wedding party of just 60,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Joe asks Emily's mum for her half of the guests.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13RINGING TONE
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Hello?- Hello, Joe.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19So, any...any sort of news on a few guests?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23We've got possibly one, two, three, four, five, six...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27..16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...
0:14:27 > 0:14:2927, 28,
0:14:29 > 0:14:3329, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34,
0:14:33 > 0:14:3735, 36, 37...
0:14:37 > 0:14:3938. About 38.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44- 38 people?- Yes, that's just family and our friends.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48We can only have 60 people for the entire thing.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- So, it would be 30...- Yes. - ..for each side.
0:14:53 > 0:14:59If you can find out whether that includes bridesmaids because that's quite a large chunk of our side.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03If there's going to be six bridesmaids and their partners,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06there may not be any room for the rest of us.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, well, that's...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12..not cleared anything up.
0:15:12 > 0:15:18She will be a little bit disappointed that perhaps as many people won't be able to come.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- If you just look at each other... - Five days in and Emily is keeping her mind off her own wedding
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- by throwing herself into her work. - These look really good.
0:15:31 > 0:15:38Always the photographer, never the bride, being confronted by someone else's dream day is taking its toll.
0:15:38 > 0:15:44I am a little bit upset. I can live through other people's weddings which is what I've been doing today.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I've been getting upset when they get upset kind of thing.
0:15:48 > 0:15:55I just love everything from the lace... I love lace. ..to the flowers and how everything matches.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00This is the cake. It's amazing. I think this is the best cake I've seen so far.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05It's just so extravagant. It's got so many tiers. I want a big, tiered cake.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Luckily, one thing high on marriage-phobic Joe's priorities is the cake.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16All right?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19But true to form, he's not looking for the obvious.
0:16:19 > 0:16:25The idea was, we're trying to make things a bit different, so we want a big Battenberg.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28That is definitely different. LAUGHTER
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Do you want it to just look like a Battenberg?- We could do a Battenberg,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36but like a sort of stack, a little tower of Battenbergs.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- If you had a few layers, that would look quite impressive. - How much would we be looking at?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I'd do it with the delivery for 200. - Yeah, I'm good with that.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Talk about having your cake and eating it!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Oh, wow!- That is some good cake.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56This has been the best day ever so far.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58MUFFLED SPEECH
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Today, Joe has decided to tackle the tough task of picking a dress
0:17:08 > 0:17:12for a fashion-conscious girl with a wedding obsession.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17We want summat quite fitting with the venue possibly, quite natural sort of looking.
0:17:17 > 0:17:23He reckons he'll walk in there, find the dress straight away and it'll be really cheap.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Whether that'll work out or not, we don't know.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Joe is looking for a simple dress to suit his low-key wedding.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Plain, strapless and bling-free. It should be a doddle.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40I don't even know where to start. I feel sick already.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I just struggle to see the difference between that and that.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46We're totally hopeless at this.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Close your eyes and point.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- You've got to get this bit right.- Aye.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Emily knows exactly what she'd choose if she were in charge,
0:18:04 > 0:18:08so she's brought her mum Jane, sister Sophie and bridesmaid Becky
0:18:08 > 0:18:14- to fantasise at a designer bridal boutique. - It's so pretty. I'm really excited.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19I kind of know what I want, but they're all pretty and I just want to try them all on.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24- I just hope she doesn't get too attached to anything she sees. - That definitely will happen.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30Wedding expert Emily has no trouble finding some dazzling dresses.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33That one's nice. Wow!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- I like this one.- That's quite nice.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I love this one as well. - I love that.
0:18:39 > 0:18:45And after many months of research, she has a specific glamorous and sparkly gown in mind.
0:18:45 > 0:18:51It's this one. This is the dream dress that I've been looking at online for months and months.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Back in Gateshead, the boys have found a few dresses they like.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I like how it's not shiny with no glitzy bits on.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- It's quite simple as well which I think is quite nice. - A definite train.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07THEY MAKE HOOTING SOUNDS
0:19:07 > 0:19:11It seems Emily has fallen for something with the glitzy bits.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Beautiful.- Amazing. I love that on your head.
0:19:14 > 0:19:21- I just want something sparkly.- It glistens.- That's what these dresses do. You notice it from a mile away.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- It is really nice, isn't it? - You look like a dream in it.- Yeah.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28For dress number two, the boys have gone even plainer.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- I quite like that. - Yeah, that one is nice as well.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I like how they've got no straps on them. I think that looks nice.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- It's quite nice how it's plain on the bottom.- Yeah.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Oh, my God!- Wonderful.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45This is the dream dress.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49But Emily's gone glitzier with the dress she fell in love with online.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- It's amazing.- That is so pretty. - This is how I imagined it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- It's beautiful.- God, it's perfect. It is perfect.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I love this high neck as well. - Yeah.- It's beautiful.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Joe is no closer with dress number three, a strapless lace number.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11That's what we were looking for - plain, but still with the laciness.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Yeah.- I'm torn between number one and that one now.- Yeah.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19How is a man to choose between two plain, strapless dresses? Simple!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# I want to break free... #
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- LAUGHTER - I make this look good.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28You look beautiful(!) A hairy chest just tops it off!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32The scary thing there is that all my dreams...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oh, my God!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- HIGH VOICE: - I love you so much!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# I've got to break free... #
0:20:40 > 0:20:44They may have found a dress to suit Dan, but after splashing half the budget on a treehouse,
0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Joe is after a good deal.- So, this one's 984 and this one is 700.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Oh!- You've made his day. - That's brilliant.
0:20:54 > 0:21:00Plus, like, Emily can't wear this one because I've been in it. I might even fart.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Decision made and Emily's designer dream is over.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09That dress was pretty much... It met everything we were looking for.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- And it had a small train. - MAKES HOOTING SOUND
0:21:16 > 0:21:23It's the end of week one and after blowing a whopping £560 on flowers,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Joe sorts out invites for just 40 quid.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30I'll drop as many off as I can, so I don't spend money on stamps.
0:21:30 > 0:21:36Which leaves just one person still in the dark about the date of the wedding.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41Why haven't I got my invite yet? I just want to know when it is. I want to see if it's nice.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Can I not just have a look at yours? Obviously, mine's different.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- No, you can't have a look at ours. I can't show you anything. - It's so annoying.
0:21:53 > 0:21:59But inevitably, Joe's dreamed up the least traditional wedding invite imaginable.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01We're doing a ransom note,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04involving the cats.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08It's not your normal, um... wedding invite.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm hoping that she will like it.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- I think we'll use them two.- Yeah.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Knock on the door. Say...
0:22:20 > 0:22:26- No-one gets hurt. Unless she doesn't turn up, then the kitties get it. - The cats get it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I can't remember which house it is.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- I've only ever been once. - Not that fence, the next fence. - Next fence. All right.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41THEME MUSIC: "The Pink Panther"
0:22:48 > 0:22:50KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Aaargh! Take the note, take the note, take the note!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56LAUGHTER
0:23:01 > 0:23:03What was all that?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I just shoved the note in her face.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- What was that?- I don't know. - I thought they'd do something nice. - Me too.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Job's done.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16This is horrible. This isn't fun at all.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20He's done a good job. I heard it from here. It sounded menacing.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Brilliant.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, my God!
0:23:26 > 0:23:32"If you want to see these kitties again, be ready on the 26th. Clothing will be provided."
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I think that's their idea of an invitation.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Is that it?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yeah.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I feel physically shocked.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44That was horrible.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Do you like it?- No.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50I think it's funny, but weddings aren't supposed to be funny.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53This is the worst... It's going to be the worst day ever.
0:23:57 > 0:24:03After the high of the invite delivery, Joe is facing a low of the shoe variety.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I know she would like something with a big heel on,
0:24:07 > 0:24:10but I can't have her being taller than us.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14So Joe has banned any heels over two inches.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Too big.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21- Is this about the height you're looking for? - It looks like a big height.
0:24:21 > 0:24:27- How high are you in your shoes? - I don't know. My shoes are about... It might even out.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Stressing.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I don't even know what I'm looking for.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I love these Vivienne Westwood ones.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- But fashion-conscious Emily wants a particular pair of statement shoes.- Oh, wow!
0:24:43 > 0:24:49- I do like these.- I love them. - They're so cute. Imagine them with a wedding dress.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51I'd just want to keep them on show.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I hate normal wedding shoes. I just think they're really tacky.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- So these are the ones we've gone for.- It's a safe bet.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05They do look quite traditional, but they are very nice.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- They've got the smaller heel. - So Emily's not taller than you. - That's what I was wanting.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- I think we've done well, Dan. - Yeah, we have.
0:25:15 > 0:25:22Joe has finally picked something traditional and it's the one traditional thing Emily didn't want.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Back home, the bride is fretting.
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Everyone's feeling sorry for Joe. "Emily, why are you stressing out? Joe's planning the wedding."
0:25:29 > 0:25:34So, yeah, I think I am just looking for things to get stressed about.
0:25:34 > 0:25:40But I can't help it. It's just who I am. I stress all the time. I always worry. I'm just a worrier.
0:25:43 > 0:25:49Emily might be worrying more if she knew it's the end of week two and Joe is almost out of cash.
0:25:49 > 0:25:55This is what we think is left and a rough budget.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58The boys have blown ten grand of the budget,
0:25:58 > 0:26:03but still need to get a hairdresser, rings, make-up, car and bridesmaids' dresses.
0:26:03 > 0:26:09We've got £795 left to spend on these two.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12It's like 250 a ring. That's a bit naff.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17I would like to get a slightly better ring than £250.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20What else can we...knock a bit off?
0:26:20 > 0:26:26We need to try and stick to the budget. That's why I'm stressed because I know it's getting thin.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31There's still quite a bit to do. I hate stupid weddings even more now.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40Five days until the wedding and Joe is on the hunt for bridesmaids' dresses.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44The tactic is get something for under the £100 mark. No more.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50To make things even tougher, he's opted for a different dress for each bridesmaid.
0:26:50 > 0:26:56You know you want different styles. You don't have a general style that you're trying to aim for?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- No.- So...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02It could be harder than you think.
0:27:02 > 0:27:08Worried about the girls' reactions, Joe is playing it unusually safe with a traditional dress shop.
0:27:08 > 0:27:15- We were looking for some bridesmaids' dresses.- There's that sort of look, this type of style.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- This is a lovely dress, lovely arm. - How much would you be looking for for a bridesmaid's dress?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Right. It can be anything from 150, basically.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I think I'm going to sit down for a bit.
0:27:28 > 0:27:34He's about to faint. He just needs to take a five-minute breather and realise what's happening.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38HE SIGHS
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Right, eyes up and see if we can find something good.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48Dress-induced panic attack over, it's all about coming in on budget.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52That's all right. It's not too...loud. It's a pastel colour.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55That looks all right, but we haven't done the key thing.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yeah, yeah...
0:27:59 > 0:28:0265. It's within budget, you know?
0:28:02 > 0:28:09With Emily's sister Sophie the maid of honour, Joe is feeling extra pressure to get her dress right.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11That one for Soph maybe.
0:28:11 > 0:28:16I'm sure she's got a yellow dress already, so I know she likes yellow.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23£26. Bang on.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29I think looking for four different ones has been a bit more of a challenge,
0:28:29 > 0:28:31but I think it'll look nicer.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Nice colours. Look at them colours.
0:28:37 > 0:28:43- Cool. Sorted.- Decision made. - It only took us five minutes. - In and out. Let's do it.
0:28:45 > 0:28:51Back home, Joe has hauled round friend Big Mike for moral support against four feisty bridesmaids.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Emily's little sister Sophie is feeling uneasy.
0:28:55 > 0:29:00It's Emily's big day, but I've been looking forward to it for a long time
0:29:00 > 0:29:08- and I just want to feel comfortable and enjoy myself as well. - You're going to meet a lot of folks.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12I think I've made good choices so...
0:29:13 > 0:29:17I mean, they're not... not nice dresses, you know?
0:29:17 > 0:29:23We all want to feel special because we haven't had the chance to do what normal bridesmaids do.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28I've never been a bridesmaid as well, so this is, like, big for me.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- ALL: Hi!- Come on in, then.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38I like this flat.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- I've picked a selection.- OK.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46This one for you, Cat, because it will allow...
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- For the bump.- ..for the bump.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53- This one, Rachel, I thought would look nice for you.- Yes.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58- It's a little short, but sometimes you wear shorter dresses. - Good thinking.
0:29:58 > 0:30:04I was thinking the yellow one for you, Soph. And then this one for you.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06- OK.- Right.
0:30:09 > 0:30:14- That dress is my worst nightmare. - It's horrible.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18I don't do strapless things. I don't suit anything out here.
0:30:18 > 0:30:25- I just don't like it. - You're going to be the prettiest banana I've ever seen. Oh, Soph...
0:30:25 > 0:30:27It's OK.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Soph hates it. I knew that. I seen her face.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Fuck sake.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Soph really wanted everything to be perfect. She's maid of honour
0:30:39 > 0:30:45and Emily would have picked a dress to make her so special and important, so she's had this image
0:30:45 > 0:30:50and now it's like, this wasn't it, was it?
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Imagine Emily looking at that. - Emily'd hate it.
0:30:53 > 0:30:59I cannot do another day of it. There's no more time, so they'll have to fucking like it.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Shall I give you your dress?
0:31:02 > 0:31:06Cat. We'll just burn these ones! Just burn them!
0:31:15 > 0:31:19# Oh, if you can see me now... #
0:31:20 > 0:31:22So...
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Joe. We don't like them.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31I feel terrible, but, like... not as terrible as we look.
0:31:32 > 0:31:38If we could make sure Sophie would be happy, that's all that matters.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Sophie's always dreamed of the dress she'd wear to her sister's wedding.
0:31:42 > 0:31:48I'm not trying to be annoying. I know this is ridiculous and I'm being really emotional,
0:31:48 > 0:31:52but I just, like... It's really important to me.
0:31:52 > 0:31:58# Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow Oh, if you could see me now... #
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Most pointless day ever.
0:32:01 > 0:32:08In the face of a dress disaster, the bridesmaids refuse to wear the outfits Joe has picked.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11What do you want to do?
0:32:11 > 0:32:15- I don't want to be a bridesmaid. - Oh, Soph...
0:32:15 > 0:32:20Well, what do you want us to do? I've had three weeks to plan a fucking wedding.
0:32:20 > 0:32:28I'm so stressed out, it's unreal. You come in, "I don't like them," but you give us no positives.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30"This is what we want."
0:32:30 > 0:32:35- Just something plain. - It's all well and good saying that.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39Give us a bit of direction. Not just, "I want something plain."
0:32:39 > 0:32:46- Can you see where I'm coming from? I've never worn a dress in my life. What's plain?- Joe, I'm so sorry.
0:32:46 > 0:32:52I don't want you to be stressed. We'd get them ourselves if we could, obviously, but we can't.
0:33:02 > 0:33:08It's the day of the hen do and the bridesmaids made a pact not to worry Emily about the dresses.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Hi! Come in.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17We're telling Emily nothing. Tell her it's just a big surprise!
0:33:17 > 0:33:20And she'll find out on the day.
0:33:20 > 0:33:26I feel much better today than when I tried on the dress and couldn't control my emotions.
0:33:26 > 0:33:31I'm excited to see what Joe's planned. Hopefully, something nice.
0:33:31 > 0:33:37I'm really worried he's picked something outdoorsy. He loves outdoor stuff. I HATE being outside!
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Especially when it's cold.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Yep, she hates the outdoors.
0:33:42 > 0:33:48It's been the coldest spring for 50 years and Joe's sent them all to a children's adventure park...
0:33:48 > 0:33:50outdoors.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- Didn't we come here when we were little?- Yeah, when we were tiny.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58There's mazes and stuff. ..It just looks a bit kiddy-ish.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Let's have a little see.
0:34:04 > 0:34:09# If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise... #
0:34:10 > 0:34:13SCREAMS
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Let's go in! I'm going in!
0:34:19 > 0:34:24# If you go down in the woods today You better go in disguise... #
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Come on, Soph, you can do it!
0:34:27 > 0:34:33# For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because... #
0:34:33 > 0:34:36I'm the clumsiest person ever!
0:34:38 > 0:34:41I want to go home!
0:34:41 > 0:34:44OK, you are very wet right now.
0:34:44 > 0:34:49- Oh, your shoes are so wet. - These are the only shoes I've got.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Oh, my God!
0:34:50 > 0:34:53It's so horrible.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57- I want to go home!- I know.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01She's currently drying her knickers under the dryer!
0:35:01 > 0:35:06So that's always the sign of a good day!
0:35:06 > 0:35:12I'm in such a huff! I'm absolutely soaking wet and freezing cold. I just want to go home.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14So the hen do is a nightmare.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Still, not to worry. Joe's stag do is a great laugh.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Go on, Joe!
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- Got to look bad-ass.- You don't.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Pull.
0:35:26 > 0:35:31- Excellent shot. Well done. - That's what I'm talking about.
0:35:31 > 0:35:35As always, Joe gets carried away with the cash for the fun stuff.
0:35:35 > 0:35:41It was £500 in the budget, but there's eight of us out, we've all had a good time.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44It has been stressful, so I deserved it.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46To the wedding!
0:35:46 > 0:35:52In Newcastle town centre, Emily has dried out and things are finally looking up.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55This is so much better than today.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57I've just got a text from Joe.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Our budget for this evening is £200.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Ooh!
0:36:03 > 0:36:08But a few cocktails in and the groom's generosity is causing concern.
0:36:08 > 0:36:15It was about 200 for the taxi today and then 25 each, the tickets, and this was 200-odd quid.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18So, say, 500 quid really.
0:36:18 > 0:36:24I'm a little bit worried that he's got a little bit carried away and spent this on the stag and hen night
0:36:24 > 0:36:28and the actual wedding will be missing something.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34Across town, the boys have roped Joe into some drinking games,
0:36:34 > 0:36:38but Emily's not the only one with wedding worries tonight.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42I want to go home, to be honest. Genuinely.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46I've got our bloody wedding on my mind. I don't know.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- I want to go home. - You're joking?! Not at all!
0:36:50 > 0:36:53# One more pint! One more pint!
0:36:53 > 0:36:56# One more pint! One more pint! #
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- What the fuck is that? - I'm tired, man!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Aargh! I wish you weren't going, man!
0:37:05 > 0:37:09I can't believe he just bailed on his stag do.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19With the wedding looming, Joe still has one big decision to make -
0:37:19 > 0:37:24how to capture the moment forever for a bride who takes pictures of weddings.
0:37:24 > 0:37:30The photographer said that she can do it for 695, I think it was.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34It's just dead expensive.
0:37:34 > 0:37:41Why don't we tell all the guests to bring cameras or just disposable cameras dotted around the place
0:37:41 > 0:37:47and then we'll put the photos together and make an album to send to everyone?
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- It would work out a lot cheaper. - 50 quid max.
0:37:51 > 0:37:57And you get loads of funny ones when people get drunk. See, Dan? You can come up with good ideas!
0:37:57 > 0:38:01So with two days to go Joe picks up his throwaway cameras
0:38:01 > 0:38:07to capture the big day for his picky wedding photographer bride. Can't see a problem with that(!)
0:38:07 > 0:38:11- 15.- 15. I'll have all 15, I think.- Yeah?
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Get in the boot! That's the photographer sorted.
0:38:19 > 0:38:25It's the day before the wedding and Emily is about to discover if her dream of a glamorous, sparkly dress
0:38:25 > 0:38:27has become a nightmare.
0:38:27 > 0:38:33- The dress is like a big deal.- Yeah. - Probably the biggest deal so far.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37If he's got it wrong, it'll be strapless. That's not the way to go.
0:38:37 > 0:38:43The fact that I can't change it in any way is very worrying. Like, really worrying.
0:38:43 > 0:38:48I hope that I like it or I'll not want to get married.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53Emily wanted a high-neck showstopper with sleeves and sequins,
0:38:53 > 0:38:59but Joe has gone for bland rather than bling with a safe strapless number.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Right. Here we go, Emily.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09I'm really nervous.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12Oh...
0:39:17 > 0:39:18Oh...
0:39:18 > 0:39:22- Oh, God. - Can I have a proper look? Hang on.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Take it out and have a look. - It's not what I would have picked.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30- Oh, God.- I just don't like... It's got no sleeves.
0:39:30 > 0:39:37It's just like... I don't like that. I'd just like it to have sleeves and a nice neckline,
0:39:37 > 0:39:43but it's just a straight across boob tube type.
0:39:44 > 0:39:50- I just need to give it a chance. - Hopefully, if it fits nice you won't feel self-conscious.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54It's horrible! Worst thing ever.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Oh! Emily!
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Oh, it's so sweet.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07- It really is.- It's massive. - It is big.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12The actual dress itself is beautiful. It's just the top.
0:40:12 > 0:40:18- I think the hips as well. - Yeah, I think everything needs just tucking in.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22I just don't feel nice. I don't feel pretty. I feel gross.
0:40:22 > 0:40:27Once you see it in the mirror, you'll feel so much better.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Oh, no.- What's the matter?
0:40:32 > 0:40:36- I just don't like it at all. - Why?- I just don't like it at all.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40But, Emily, you look so pretty.
0:40:40 > 0:40:47- Emily, you're going to look beautiful.- I don't like the top. All the others made me look nice.
0:40:47 > 0:40:52- This makes my hips stick out. - I know it's not...- Not what I wanted.
0:40:53 > 0:40:59- We don't want you feeling horrible. - Darling, I want you to feel happy. I want you to feel really happy.
0:40:59 > 0:41:05- I don't.- Then we have to do something.- Have you got a veil or anything?- No, there's no veil.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08You've just got the dress.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13- You do have shoes.- I do have shoes?
0:41:13 > 0:41:17Oh, that's amazing. Let's see the shoes.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21- Here are your shoes. - Okey-doke.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25Let's have a proper look. Let's see them.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29- They're not horrible coned shoes. - And they're not satin, at least.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33- They're kitten heels.- Kitten heels. - These are awful shoes.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38No, they don't look nice!
0:41:38 > 0:41:45- They're so shiny.- I don't like them. I know that's awful, Emily, but they're just...
0:41:45 > 0:41:49- Do the shoes fit you? - No, they're massive. Look.
0:41:49 > 0:41:54With the shoes too big, bridesmaid Becky puts in an emergency call to Prince Charming.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Hello?- Joe, what are them shoes?!
0:41:57 > 0:42:05- What's the matter?- She hates them and they really don't go with the dress.- I don't know what to get.
0:42:05 > 0:42:11- Something with a little bit more of a heel.- I can't go for more of a heel, not a chance.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15I don't want to look a proper bell-end when she's taller.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20She needs different shoes. Not only are they too big, they're disgusting.
0:42:20 > 0:42:26It's similar to the bridesmaids' dress. They tell us it's awful and give us nothing at all to work with.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29I don't know what they expect.
0:42:29 > 0:42:36Joe has left money for dress alterations, but with huge shoes, no veil and a dress she hates,
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Emily is now dreading the day she's always dreamed of.
0:42:40 > 0:42:45I just want to feel comfortable and pretty. If I don't, then that's it ruined.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49It's going to be horrible tomorrow. I'll be like, "I don't feel pretty."
0:42:53 > 0:42:57It's finally the morning of Emily and Joe's wedding.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00- Hi!- HI!
0:43:02 > 0:43:06- Are you really excited? - So excited!- And it's a nice day.
0:43:06 > 0:43:12With the budget gone, Joe's called in some favours for the finishing touches.
0:43:12 > 0:43:18He's persuaded bridesmaid Cat to do the make-up, roped in an old schoolmate to do the hair
0:43:18 > 0:43:23and even asked a friend's sister to take a few photos.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28I don't know what his tactic has been. Maybe saving a little bit of money?
0:43:28 > 0:43:34- But there are still a couple of things missing.- Still waiting on the dress to get delivered
0:43:34 > 0:43:40and hopefully a veil. And shoes! Shoes!
0:43:41 > 0:43:49Joe's been on a last-minute mission to avert a shoe disaster, but it's cost him precious time.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53I'm worried I'll not get there in time to get everything set up.
0:43:53 > 0:43:59I was to be there for half one and it is now two. It's an hour drive away.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03We'll have to get going. We need to make up for lost time.
0:44:04 > 0:44:09Joe finally reaches his venue, but with guests due in two hours',
0:44:09 > 0:44:15- he can't see the wood for the treehouse. - Worst morning ever.- Super happy!
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Joe's looking stressed a bit.
0:44:21 > 0:44:26I'm just...overwhelmed with so much crap to do.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33I'll leave that up to you. Just dot them about this area.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Honestly? Joe looks a broken man.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41I feel so sorry for him. There's so much to do. He wants it go smoothly
0:44:41 > 0:44:44and it hasn't happened like that.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48- Fuck sake. - There's a few problems.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52After this experience, I'm not getting married. Full stop.
0:44:53 > 0:45:00At her parents' house, Emily is about to see Joe's second choice bridesmaids' dresses.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- Hi!- Oh, my God.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Wow.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- What do you think? - Wow! You look amazing!
0:45:07 > 0:45:12It looks like Joe's replacement dresses have come up peachy.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16The colours are just...just perfect. How did he pick those?
0:45:16 > 0:45:23Well, he may have had a tiny bit of guidance, but he basically picked it himself. He wanted neutral,
0:45:23 > 0:45:28- pastel colours, so... - Wow! Joe's so smart.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- He is! - Yeah, Joe's so smart(!)
0:45:31 > 0:45:35- There's still one thing missing. - Flowers?!
0:45:35 > 0:45:41- I hope we get them before we go. - We do all have different dresses.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43I don't want us to look like guests.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Joe's father-in-law-to-be steps in.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51- Hello?- They're starting to get concerned about flowers.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55Flowers are...here
0:45:55 > 0:46:00with me. It didn't cross my mind that they would need them prior.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04So I've explained they are getting flowers, just not right away.
0:46:04 > 0:46:10I think they'll be all right. They'll be a bit exercised, but pleased when they see them.
0:46:10 > 0:46:17But they do look gorgeous. The flowers can only make them look better. That didn't come out right!
0:46:18 > 0:46:23It's time for Emily to unveil her newly-fitted wedding gown.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Oh!- You're beautiful!
0:46:27 > 0:46:30- And your hair and your make-up! - Beautiful!
0:46:30 > 0:46:35- It looks amazing! - Look at your little girl.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39It fits you amazing now. They've done such a good job.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43- It's so much better. - You look great, darling.
0:46:43 > 0:46:48- I'm impressed, Joe.- But the shoes! - Yeah, I'm NOT impressed, Joe!
0:46:50 > 0:46:57Shunning the traditional wedding car and chauffeur, Joe's arranged a real treat.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- Oh, my God! - It's Big Mike in a Ford Anglia.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05But Mike hasn't just brought the car.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Hello, Mike!
0:47:10 > 0:47:13- There's a veil for you.- Oh, so cute.
0:47:13 > 0:47:19- New shoes and an umbrella in case it rains. - I'm so glad it's you driving this.
0:47:20 > 0:47:25At least I've got shoes. And I've got a veil!
0:47:25 > 0:47:30- Yeah. There you go. Looks good. - Yay! Does that look gorgeous?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32I feel like a bride!
0:47:32 > 0:47:37I'm going to put these ugly shoes on. They're so big. They're massive.
0:47:40 > 0:47:45Dad, they're massive, man. I can't walk in that. This is ridiculous.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51I'm looking for shoes. Anything to wear.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Oh, God. This is killing me.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59- And there are these. - OK, I'll wear these.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03These are not the wedding shoes that I dreamed of.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06No, I can't wear these.
0:48:06 > 0:48:12So the bride who dreamed of designer heels has to rummage through her mum's wardrobe.
0:48:12 > 0:48:16- Oh, God. This is awful. - She's found some cork shoes of yours.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19- I can't wear them.- Not those either?
0:48:23 > 0:48:27Shall I just wear these and have them too big? I can kind of walk.
0:48:27 > 0:48:33- I'm just going to shuffle. That's not very graceful. It's raining!- I know.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42- Was that lightning?- Yep.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44CRASH OF THUNDER
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Oh, my God!
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Wow!
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Here you go.
0:48:51 > 0:48:52Ah!
0:48:52 > 0:48:55I can't believe there's a storm!
0:48:55 > 0:49:01Emily heads off to her wedding in a tree in the middle of a thunderstorm.
0:49:03 > 0:49:08At the venue, the bridesmaids finally get their flowers.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Go down there!
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Oh!
0:49:15 > 0:49:23- It's amazing!- It's perfect. We haven't even been inside yet and it's the prettiest place I've been!
0:49:23 > 0:49:29The venue's a hit. Joe just has to choose which 30 guests get inside to see the ceremony.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33They'll come to me and I'll see if they're on the list.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36If you're not on the list...
0:49:36 > 0:49:42- If you're not on the list, it's treehouse B.- Hang on. Whoa! One at a time, lads.
0:49:42 > 0:49:47- That's awkward.- You might be in that one for drinks. Go get a drink.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51- Lee...- Drinks.- Get yourself a drink. All right, guys.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54Drinks in there, guys.
0:49:56 > 0:50:02- Yeah, we're on the B list. We're very much on the B list. - No VIP pass for us.
0:50:05 > 0:50:11- The weather has brightened up. - It's beautiful now.- It's like there wasn't a storm five minutes ago.
0:50:11 > 0:50:17After three weeks of waiting, the girl who takes photos of other people's weddings
0:50:17 > 0:50:22- is about to find out where she's going to tie the knot.- A treehouse?
0:50:22 > 0:50:24A treehouse.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26Wow!
0:50:28 > 0:50:32Am I getting married in a treehouse? Is that it?
0:50:32 > 0:50:34These are for you.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37You look so smart! Look at you!
0:50:37 > 0:50:40It looks amazing. This is amazing.
0:50:43 > 0:50:47I have to take my shoes off. I can't walk on that.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Oh, no, Dad!
0:50:54 > 0:50:59Maybe not the walk down the aisle Emily always imagined.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03This is awful! Joe knows that I don't like heights.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Hey, fatty.
0:51:16 > 0:51:20- Oh, you look so nice. - Thanks. You look nice as well.
0:51:20 > 0:51:25- So Joe, Emily...- Dan! - Yeah, I'm doing it Emily. Sorry.
0:51:27 > 0:51:32We're all here in this treehouse today to celebrate the marriage of Emily and Joe.
0:51:32 > 0:51:38- I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say good luck and have a happy marriage.- Thanks.- Thanks.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40APPLAUSE
0:51:42 > 0:51:47It's the moment Emily has dreamt of and Joe has feared.
0:51:47 > 0:51:53- Do you, Joe, take Emily here present to be your lawful wedded wife? - I do, yeah.
0:51:56 > 0:52:01Do you, Emily, take Joe here present to be your lawful wedded husband...
0:52:01 > 0:52:04- I do.- ..for the rest of your life?
0:52:04 > 0:52:08- I'm just very keen! - Keen, aren't you?
0:52:10 > 0:52:13I'll go for it. Bam!
0:52:14 > 0:52:19You are now husband and wife and you may kiss your bride.
0:52:21 > 0:52:26I now announce the new Mr and Mrs Davidson.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37I think this is amazing. I'm so happy.
0:52:37 > 0:52:41This is the best place ever and the prettiest wedding ever.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44I couldn't even imagine anything like this. Amazing.
0:52:44 > 0:52:51- How are you doing? You look beautiful.- We did good on the dress.- Do you like it?
0:52:51 > 0:52:56I'm very impressed with the way everything's turned out. Perfect.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00The only thing that's gone a bit wrong is the shoes! No!
0:53:00 > 0:53:05- Have you not got any shoes on? - I've got no shoes on. But it's fine.
0:53:07 > 0:53:13The dress wasn't exactly what she wanted, but she did look beautiful in it. Really lovely.
0:53:13 > 0:53:18It's time for Joe to show Emily all his hard work.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Battenberg!
0:53:20 > 0:53:22- Is that marzipan?- Yeah.
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Amazing.
0:53:24 > 0:53:30I always thought he would pull it off. There would be a few quirky bits and pieces, like the car.
0:53:30 > 0:53:35- Oh, yeah.- That's 100% Joe. It's nice and different.- Beautiful.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38- This is our table.- Our table?
0:53:38 > 0:53:40Wow! Look at all the flowers.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43This is the best I've ever been to.
0:53:43 > 0:53:50Even Joe's budget plan to capture the big day can't dampen Emily's spirits.
0:53:50 > 0:53:56- This is such a good idea. - More fun.- And then we can make a big collage of photos.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00Joe has, like, gone beyond my expectations of what I thought.
0:54:00 > 0:54:05I've been to so many weddings and this has topped every one.
0:54:05 > 0:54:10- It's been a doddle, this three weeks.- Has it? Good. Cos I haven't been stressed at all.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15GUESTS CHEER
0:54:19 > 0:54:21- This is so nice.- It is.
0:54:25 > 0:54:26Look - Kinder egg!
0:54:26 > 0:54:33'I definitely think that me trusting him with something so massive has definitely paid off.'
0:54:33 > 0:54:35- Look at that cake!- It's amazing.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Battenberg!
0:54:37 > 0:54:44So now you've got it all right, I can think, "How perfect my wedding was. Just like this, but better."
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Awesome.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49She's overwhelmed. She's so happy.
0:54:49 > 0:54:55- She's so lucky to have someone who know her more than she knows herself.- We want this! Jealousy!
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Joe, marry me!
0:54:59 > 0:55:04Joe's pulled off his unconventional day for his wedding fanatic bride,
0:55:04 > 0:55:07but he's shunning one tradition.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11- I don't want to do a first dance. - Is that OK?
0:55:11 > 0:55:16Has Joe's success cured his wedding phobia?
0:55:16 > 0:55:21I definitely still love weddings and Joe still hates them, as you can probably tell!
0:55:21 > 0:55:25I like my wedding. I like this wedding. That's good.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Weddings in general, still, no.
0:55:30 > 0:55:35But even Joe finally gets into the wedding spirit.
0:55:36 > 0:55:41Who would have thought me, you and Dan would organise a wedding, man?!
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Not me! Us three, we're the best wedding planners ever.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Full stop.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51# Oh, won't you please
0:55:51 > 0:55:57# Take me home! #
0:56:00 > 0:56:04Next week: gym-obsessed mummy's boy Lloyd...
0:56:04 > 0:56:08Hopefully, she'll be so excited, she won't realise where we are!
0:56:08 > 0:56:15- ..plans a wedding in La La Land... - We're starting to sweat.- ..for his hairdresser bride-to-be Victoria.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19- Wow! - But as the tears start to flow...
0:56:19 > 0:56:22- I feel sick. - I don't think he'll even go.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26..will his muscle-mad plan prove too much for his fiancee?
0:56:26 > 0:56:30I mean, I might even change my mind.
0:56:30 > 0:56:33# Something about your style
0:56:33 > 0:56:37# The clothes you wear
0:56:37 > 0:56:40# You get it right
0:56:40 > 0:56:44# Is what love is made of
0:56:44 > 0:56:48# Something about your mind
0:56:48 > 0:56:51# The way you think... #