0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Every girl dreams of her wedding. - I want to be you now.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10But what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15This is all for the name of love.
0:00:15 > 0:00:1912 gallant grooms are taking control
0:00:19 > 0:00:21with 12 grand apiece.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26- Give it to me!- And just three weeks to organise a wedding.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Absolute idiot!- They're more daring, more ambitious...
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Why has he done this?- ..and more outrageous than ever before.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's like a joke!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Will the glass slipper fit?- Hell no!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Will true love conquer all? - Horrid, horrid.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Oh, my God! It's on a beach.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51And will there be a fairytale ending?
0:00:51 > 0:00:57- Is it the right ring?!- Turn that off! - Or just a damsel in distress?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Wishes do come true. - Sometimes they don't.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# Five, four, three, two, one... #
0:01:04 > 0:01:10Tonight get ready to jam as Mod music lover Perry...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12That looks the nuts.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- ..drums up a gig-inspired wedding... - You can smell the stale beer.
0:01:17 > 0:01:24- ..for his hippy bride-to-be Lauren. - I could be like Titania with a daisy-chain headdress.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- While she shuns the limelight... - I don't want any showy-offy crap.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- ..he's determined to put her centre stage.- We're the show.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37So we're platformed up and unavoidable.
0:01:37 > 0:01:44- But by walking in the footsteps of his idols...- Paul Weller, Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene.- Who's this?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- ..and choosing a dress that's all about him...- It's been three weeks.
0:01:49 > 0:01:56- I want to see her in something that gets everything racing. - ..will he be in tune with his bride?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Or will he be totally off-key?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03I'm trying to think of the negatives and really there isn't any.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Pissed off.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13This programme contains some strong language.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Childhood friends Perry and Lauren first met at primary school,
0:02:19 > 0:02:24but it took 20 years for Lauren to realise he was the man of her dreams.
0:02:24 > 0:02:30I sent him a message that said, "I had a dream about you." He replied straight away.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36- "You've taken my world and flipped it upside down."- You were always poetic. Even when you asked me out,
0:02:36 > 0:02:42- "What is this bloke going on about?" - # I want to live like common people... #
0:02:42 > 0:02:49- It was a daunting prospect to ask Lauren out.- There's no hiding from the fact I'm from an estate
0:02:49 > 0:02:56and her mum and dad had their own house. I was so petrified. I had her on a pedestal.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58But I did ask her out.
0:02:58 > 0:03:05- But the date wasn't quite what romantic Perry had in mind. - I did ruin it
0:03:05 > 0:03:12by having a conversation about how much I hate flowers, roses, how I'd be put off a guy with flowers.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Not knowing that Perry actually had bought me flowers.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And then the incident in the park...
0:03:19 > 0:03:25I was desperate for the loo and I had to go and do a wee in the middle of the park.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31- Perry probably wasn't seeing me in the best light.- But it didn't matter because Perry was already smitten.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37Her cheeky little grin. That was me, if not in love, falling at that point.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Just three months later Lauren had also fallen...pregnant.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- We kind of slipped up once. - In that five-day window.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Super-fertile Perry.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57Now a proud father to 18-month-old Noah and with his bride-to-be pregnant for the second time,
0:03:57 > 0:04:03- Perry has less time to enjoy his great passion in life. - Indie music. Mods.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Bands like The Kinks, The Who, The Jam, Paul Weller.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10It's basically made me who I am.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14All my 20s, my social life was gigs, going to watch live bands play.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20Despite also working long hours at Heathrow Airport, he always has time for his dream woman.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26My guitar is named Paloma after Paloma Faith. My actual dream girl.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Actual dream girl?
0:04:29 > 0:04:35Back in the real world, Lauren is the grown-up, balancing her job as a bank manager with being a mum
0:04:35 > 0:04:38and running the family home.
0:04:38 > 0:04:45If I left it to Perry, things like finances, planning important trips, holidays, stuff like that,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48nothing would get done.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- You having fun?- Great, yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55So you're just going to continue doing that and I'll tidy up?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- He's like a massive child. - Ready. Yeah!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Sometimes I think Noah is a bit more mature than Perry is.
0:05:04 > 0:05:12Desperate for her starry-eyed boyfriend to grow up, Lauren started pushing for a proposal.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17I've spent probably the last 18 months nagging Perry about getting married.
0:05:17 > 0:05:24But when Perry recently popped the question on top of the Eiffel Tower, surrounded by tourists,
0:05:24 > 0:05:27his bashful bride-to-be was mortified.
0:05:27 > 0:05:34He pulled out this box and went on his knee and I just froze, panicked. I was like, "Get up!"
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I just felt a complete wave of embarrassment.
0:05:38 > 0:05:45Although she finally said yes, it seems music-mad Perry's attempts at romance hit all the wrong notes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Can he strike the right chord with the wedding?
0:05:49 > 0:05:54I'd like something really nice and chilled and not showy-offy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Nothing garish. "Look at me!"
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Oh, dear. Because Perry is planning the exact opposite.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Lauren deserves a massive gig. It'd be unjust to have anything else.
0:06:05 > 0:06:12We've got the audience, the guests, and we'll be onstage, up in lights. We'll be the gig.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17I'd like to get married outdoors somewhere really, really, natural,
0:06:17 > 0:06:22earthy. Midsummer Night's Dream-y.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- Will Perry's plans be music to Lauren's ears?- I think I'll give the wedding that we both want.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32She may not know that she wants it, but she'll turn up and think,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35"Yeah, that wasn't too bad."
0:06:35 > 0:06:41If Perry gets it really wrong, I'm worried that I'll behave like a real spoiled brat,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44kicking and screaming. And crying.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- What's Mummy doing?- It's almost time to say goodbye.- You nervous?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Yeah, pretty nervous. I'm not really thinking about it right now.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02The next time they see each other will be in three weeks at the wedding and for Lauren
0:07:02 > 0:07:08- it's a final chance to make sure he has her in mind.- Just think with every decision,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11what would I do, how would I feel.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Just trust I'll make it as enjoyable as possible for both of us. - You better.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Please just don't embarrass me.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28This is the first time the couple have been apart since Noah was born.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- You all right, fella? - Give Daddy a kiss.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Be good.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# And you let her go... #
0:07:44 > 0:07:50For the next three weeks, Lauren will be moving back into her family home.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm gutted.
0:07:53 > 0:08:01I feel pretty bad at the moment. I won't see my girlfriend for three weeks. Hope I don't fall apart.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I don't even think I can put into words how much I'll miss him.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09It's just everything. Playing with Noah, making me laugh.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Everything, really.
0:08:11 > 0:08:17- Da-da.- How much will you miss your daddy? You're too busy. - Gone.- Daddy's gone, yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25Let's get this thing done, let's get this wedding sorted and get Lauren back, get the boy back.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Da-da.
0:08:30 > 0:08:37Helping Perry keep the show on the road will be school friend and best man Michael.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- How you doing, mate?- The boys used to be flatmates so Michael knows all of Perry's strengths...
0:08:43 > 0:08:48- ..and weaknesses.- My role is stopping Perry totally ruining it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:54Whether it happens perfectly is whether he listens to me. And it could still go wrong.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- It needs to be a gig theme. I'm kind of thinking there's got to be a stage.- Right.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03There'll be a band playing music to her walking down.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06And that'll be the gig starting.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Are you getting married on the same stage as the band?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Yeah, definitely. It'll be a band playing music, her walking up...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- That's fine, that's fine... - Listen, listen.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21She's onstage and I'm onstage with her. So we will be the gig.
0:09:21 > 0:09:27- Everything you've said is banging. I like the whole idea. - So the venue must have a stage.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Well, mate, it's your day.
0:09:29 > 0:09:35I know what he wants, he knows, but he's got no thinking, no planning, no consideration.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Apart from that, he's perfect.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42With no idea she's being lined up as the headline act,
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Lauren's out with bridesmaids Nicola, Amy and younger sister Lee.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Have you got a worst-case scenario? What would make you freak out?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56My big fear is he'll embarrass me. Some big public display of affection
0:09:56 > 0:09:58and people will think it's a joke.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03I'm worried he'll try "to show everybody how funny I am".
0:10:03 > 0:10:07It's my wedding! It's important to be traditional.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's day one of wedding planning.
0:10:12 > 0:10:19With Perry's younger brother Chase on board, the boys shortlist venues for their gig, sorry, wedding.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- How many are you inviting? - Around 100.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27Off the top of my head, say, the Forum in Kentish Town.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Lovely. It's got a stage. - You've got 100 people. That's holding, like, five thousand.
0:10:32 > 0:10:40If you're going for the Mods and that sort of theme, don't they have pubs and things like that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:46You're wasting money booking a bigger place and it'll drown out the people you've got. Two massive negatives.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51You're all negative. That's all I'm getting from you right now.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54'It's hard because they're not'
0:10:54 > 0:10:59from the same tastes as me. My brother likes his rap music. Not even rap.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04It's like jungle. Michael, his iPod would be full of loads of rubbish.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08'They can't see things the way I'm seeing things.'
0:11:08 > 0:11:13My brother's one of those people that don't like to take advice from people.
0:11:13 > 0:11:19- He likes to do it all himself. - He's not a normal chap, though.- No. - Know what I mean?- Not normal at all.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24So there's not going to be a normal wedding, he's not a normal chap
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- and we'll have to arrange it not normally. Simple as that.- Genius.
0:11:32 > 0:11:38So the boys are on the hunt for a not normal venue to fit Perry's not normal wedding.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44They've lined up a couple of viewings, one at the Forum in Kentish Town
0:11:44 > 0:11:50and the other a Camden boozer loved by the Britpop pack and a one-time haunt of Madness.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54See what I mean? Straight away.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Look at that. You can't escape what the place is all about.
0:11:59 > 0:12:06There's posters everywhere. You could create a wicked mood. It is up close and personal.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08There's no escaping it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:15If getting married in a pub wasn't enough of a treat, there will be no escaping the limelight for Lauren.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- We could do what we like with the stage?- Do what you like.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Yeah.- The whole place here would be yours to do what you like.
0:12:24 > 0:12:31The decoration, the posters, we wouldn't touch any of that. That's the feel we're looking for.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Could you give us a price?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Well, on condition that they would have their drinks here...- Yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- ..I'd give it to you free.- Free?!
0:12:40 > 0:12:47- So we could hire out the venue for free?- Hire the venue for free... - Because we're using the bar.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- For using our bars.- OK. - Is that fair enough?- Blimey.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56On condition they're fairly good drinkers!
0:12:56 > 0:13:01'There's that smell of stale beer from the night before.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06'That immediately gets the sense going for me and I'd hope for her.'
0:13:06 > 0:13:11I'm trying to think of the negatives and really there isn't any.
0:13:11 > 0:13:18Other than the stage, the bar and the smell of stale beer. Yeah, no negatives.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26Meanwhile, Lauren's on the scent of something completely different.
0:13:26 > 0:13:33She's escaped the city and brought sister Lee to her perfect woodland venue in East Sussex.
0:13:33 > 0:13:39It would be the ideal place for me to have my Midsummer Night's Dream, candlelit wedding in the forest.
0:13:39 > 0:13:45In private, which is really important. You can't see anything for miles. Just trees.
0:13:45 > 0:13:52Just empty and quiet. You could imagine walking through the grass. Wouldn't it be nice?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Even nicer in bare feet.
0:13:54 > 0:14:00This is Lauren's perfect dream wedding venue. It's outdoors, it's nature. Later on in the evening
0:14:00 > 0:14:07it could be lit up with fairy lights. It's got everything that she's always wanted.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- I could be like Titania from Midsummer Night's Dream. Daisy chain headdress.- Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- All floaty.- It would be lovely. - It would.
0:14:17 > 0:14:24Oh, well. Back in the Big Smoke, Perry's at his second gig venue, the vast London Forum.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27When the bird...the bride rolls up,
0:14:27 > 0:14:33- you could have the metal barriers outside, where people queue at a proper gig.- Do you like it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Yeah, I like it. It's the Forum, innit?
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Cor. Smell that. You can smell the stale beer as soon as you walk in.
0:14:43 > 0:14:49- You're definitely not normal with the, "I love the stale beer smell". - That's just not right.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54It's part and parcel, isn't it? It just reminds you. It's nostalgia.
0:14:54 > 0:15:00- But it's nature, not nostalgia that Lauren wants. - Oh, smell the leaves.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Yeah.- You can't smell the petrol and the fast food restaurants.
0:15:04 > 0:15:11- Yeah, just smell the air.- And you don't hear cars, you hear birds singing. Or tweeting.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Or whatever. It's just like a secret wedding. That's what's important.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- I don't want any showy-offy crap. - Yeah.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24What? Like a big showy-offy stage at the biggest music venue in North London?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Does this mean we've made it? This means we've made it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:35Lauren and I will be here and now we've got all the eyes looking at us.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38We're the show. This is what I mean.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42We're platformed up and people are looking. We're unavoidable.
0:15:42 > 0:15:48Think about standing right here have been Paul Weller, Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Who are these people?
0:15:52 > 0:15:57I don't want it to be a big spectacle. It's a wedding.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03If everything's a massive big embarrassment, there's only so much I could take on that day.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I may go back to being spoilt and have a real bitch fit.
0:16:07 > 0:16:14If Perry really messed things up, she could do a big wobbly. I don't want to be around then!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20And that wobbly could be right in the spotlight, centre stage.
0:16:20 > 0:16:26- Great, innit?- Despite being offered the pub for nothing, Perry's decided to fork out five grand
0:16:26 > 0:16:31to hold his wedding on the sacred stage where his heroes have stood at the London Forum.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Brilliant.- Let's sign some things.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'm getting married.
0:16:36 > 0:16:42I feel euphoric at the moment, really upbeat about it. It's great stuff.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Great stuff. It's mental.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49It's not going to be up her street, it's not, but she'll walk in
0:16:49 > 0:16:56and get that smell... As soon as she sees what we've done to the place, she's going to be having it.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Or she might be having a fit.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06Back at home, Lauren's stressing about Perry planning her big day. I can't think why.
0:17:06 > 0:17:14I hate being away from Perry because I feel like I don't really have control over what he's doing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18If Perry starts making decisions that are showy-offy,
0:17:18 > 0:17:22that would annoy me. I hope he has some list he's working to.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- I can't imagine he'll have a list. - I hope he doesn't do stupid things.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Lauren is known to be stroppy and have tantrums.
0:17:31 > 0:17:37No matter what he does he's going to be worrying about what she's going to be like.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42It's day six and with his venue booked, Perry's on a roll.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47The boys are heading to Norfolk on the hunt for some Mod transport for his bride-to-be.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50His pregnant bride-to-be.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- # People try to put us down - Talkin' 'bout my generation
0:17:54 > 0:17:57# Just because we get around... #
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Listen to it. Listen to it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:07- It'll cause a ruck, a stir. It'll cause a stir seeing that coming up the road.- Beautiful.
0:18:09 > 0:18:15- You could get the Norwich Mods to ferry him to the wedding. - Would you do that?- Of course.
0:18:15 > 0:18:21- There's local London Mod clubs. - There would be a lot around the London area.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Not as cool as the Norwich Mods. - Well, obviously.
0:18:26 > 0:18:33- But Michael can see a hole in Perry's plan.- What's going to happen to her dress? Not a lot of space.
0:18:33 > 0:18:39- Is she going to fit on it with her dress or not? - We'll have to wait, won't we?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41"Sorry, you'll have to walk, love."
0:18:41 > 0:18:45But Perry's not one to dwell on the negatives.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49He's got something else in mind, like what he'll be wearing.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- What about clothes-wise? - You want a sharp suit.- Exactly.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58This man here, that looks the nuts. That's what I'm looking for.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Sharp.- It is sharp, definitely.
0:19:01 > 0:19:08- If you've got some time to spare, get a tailor-made suit. - That's what we don't have any of.
0:19:08 > 0:19:15He's right. They don't have any spare time, but there's always time for a quick ride round the block.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23# I'm staying out for the summer... #
0:19:23 > 0:19:29It's the end of the first week and with absolutely no say in her own wedding,
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Lauren is curious about the choices her mum Dee made for her big day.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Is it your wedding photos?- Yeah.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42I like your dress, Mum. Proper hippy. That must be where I get it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:49I dug it out. Do you want to see it? I thought you might wear it, but it might be a bit too small.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Go and get it.- Let me get it.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57I always imagined her getting married in a meadow in bare feet with flowers in her hair.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01With nature. Hopefully, it might be something like that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Here it is.- Oh, I love it.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08If you don't like the dress Perry gets, quickly put that on!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12But as a hippy wedding couldn't be further from Perry's mind,
0:20:12 > 0:20:16it might not be all peace and love on the day.
0:20:16 > 0:20:23She was quite spoilt by us. There's been a couple of times when Lauren's wanted something so badly
0:20:23 > 0:20:28that she's kicked through a window and had to be taken to hospital.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31'I hope she behaves on the day.'
0:20:31 > 0:20:37I think it will be obvious from Lauren's face and the way she acts whether she's happy
0:20:37 > 0:20:40or disappointed.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46With his gig venue booked, starry-eyed Perry now wants to see his name in lights.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52Luckily for him, he's got the perfect surname for the occasion - McBride.
0:20:52 > 0:20:59On the wedding day, I want a sign on the stage over the band saying, "The McBrides",
0:20:59 > 0:21:04symbolising that me and Lauren's wedding is actually a gig.
0:21:08 > 0:21:14- Can I help?- We're hoping so, yeah. I'm looking for letters.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- OK.- Spelling out McBride.
0:21:16 > 0:21:23Each neon letter costs £200. The lights are on, but is anyone home?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- How many is that?- Five.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's seven. What am I thinking?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32M-C-B-R-I-D-E.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Yeah, seven. - I didn't want to say nothing.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Extraordinary.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Something like that, you're looking at 1,500 quid.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46It's so hard. It's so hard to commit to it.
0:21:46 > 0:21:53- I know what I've got in front of me. - Without the sign...- The band, the dress, photographer,
0:21:53 > 0:22:00rings, suits... So that, say that was all a grand each, plus that.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03That's the whole twelve grand.
0:22:03 > 0:22:10- Did you do food?- Did I do food? The band, photographer, wedding dress, rings, suits.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Whoa.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Perry's being given one final offer.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19If you ring me on Tuesday and you can get £1,000, I'll do it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Right. I want to get the dress bought. That's the biggest thing.
0:22:24 > 0:22:30Get that sorted and then we'll get back on the case, Matt. I'll let you know.
0:22:36 > 0:22:43It's the beginning of week two and with the dress in mind, music-mad Perry finally hits the right note.
0:22:43 > 0:22:50- Hiya. You all right?- He wants a gown for his pregnant bride and knows exactly what he needs.
0:22:50 > 0:22:57- We need something for a wedding and it's got to be a dress. - But even the dress is all about him.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01I want something to jump out at me. She's quite curvy, isn't she?
0:23:01 > 0:23:09I've not seen this girl for three weeks. I want to see her in something to get everything racing.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Hi! Nice to meet you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:17Across town, Lauren's brought her sister Lee and bridesmaid Anna to pick out the dress she'd choose
0:23:17 > 0:23:25if she were in charge. Nearly three months pregnant, she wants a dress to hide her bump, not show it off.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Have you got any ideas?
0:23:27 > 0:23:32No straps at all. Just like empire line, then...
0:23:32 > 0:23:36On my wedding day, I don't want to be feeling fat.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I don't want people thinking, "She looks fat."
0:23:40 > 0:23:42What about this, fish-tail?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46It's too tight for me. It's too fitted.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51I don't want something that draws attention to my...lumpy bumpy bits.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- What shape dress are you looking for? - Hourglass.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- What you've just done is that. Slender all the way down... - That shape.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I like it. I think that's the shape.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is this lace?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I like the look of lace.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13I thought lace was a little busy and it is really popular now.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16That straight away makes me not like it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:23- This one, for me, is absolutely beautiful.- But this isn't about you, it's about me
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- and you definitely don't have the chest for that dress.- Oh, OK.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35While Lauren wants a dress to flatter her curves, for Perry it's got to be tight.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Really, really tight.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41It doesn't go in enough.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Hasn't got the curvage.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I like that. I do like that.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52- I think with Lauren's chest as well. - You can see it there, can't you?
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- That's basically number one so far. - It's only number two, innit? - There we are.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00We don't need Carol Vorderman.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Oh...- This is lovely. I honestly don't care what you say.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12Lauren's fallen for a classic ivory gown that fits snugly on her waist
0:25:12 > 0:25:18and flows into a full skirt complementing her curves.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23- It reminds me of, like... - I love this bit.- ..19-whatever era.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Hollywood, like, Oscar-y. - It's really lovely.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31It's the traditional dress this bride thought she didn't want.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I feel like I'm betraying my hippy...hippiness.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41- I love it. I really do. - 'She didn't want to be a traditional bride'
0:25:41 > 0:25:47and she'll kick herself later on, thinking, "Oh, God! I'm being like everybody else. I'm not different."
0:25:47 > 0:25:55She's going to look lovely. Well, hopefully, if Perry picks her something nice like that.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59I just feel incredible. Confident, slim,
0:25:59 > 0:26:05I feel special. I don't know. I just feel how I should feel in a wedding dress.
0:26:05 > 0:26:12I'm happy, but... really scared now because what chance has Perry got?
0:26:12 > 0:26:19Well, he's got a 50/50 chance, really, as he's choosing between a lace dress Lauren would hate
0:26:19 > 0:26:23or a figure-hugging satin dress similar to the one she loves.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'm just torn. I'm torn.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Mate, this is totally crunch time. - Let me just think a minute.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Will he choose left for lace or right for satin?
0:26:37 > 0:26:43I'm going for that one. That's the one. I'm going for that. Got to go for that one.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45That is it, innit?
0:26:45 > 0:26:51The only difference is it's lace. I said to myself that the satin thing would be more traditional
0:26:51 > 0:26:54and that one's lace.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Yeah, OK, that's it.
0:26:56 > 0:27:02So Perry's forking out nearly £900 on his dream dress for Lauren -
0:27:02 > 0:27:06a super figure-hugging lace number to show off every curve.
0:27:06 > 0:27:12I don't think she's got any excuse not to like it. She does look great in stuff that shows off her curves.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15There's no doubt about it.
0:27:16 > 0:27:22With the bride's dress out of the way, Perry can turn back to the important stuff,
0:27:22 > 0:27:26like whether to blow a grand to see his surname McBride up in lights.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- That was your beginning idea. Lights. - Yeah, yeah.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Right.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38This is all numbers. We need to break it down.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41250...
0:27:41 > 0:27:47With only the venue and dress paid for so far, he's decided to make up the cost of everything else
0:27:47 > 0:27:54- and base his decision on guesswork. - I've done band, dress, food, suits, rings, flowers...
0:27:54 > 0:27:56bridesmaid dresses...
0:27:57 > 0:28:03- I said...- So we come to just under £11,000, but that's without the sign.
0:28:03 > 0:28:09- So that gives us about a grand and so we should get the sign. - It's down to you.- We can afford it.
0:28:09 > 0:28:14Right, we've made the decision. We're going to go for the light.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Amazing what you can achieve with a made-up budget, isn't it?
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Who DOESN'T want their name up in lights?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Maybe a bride who shuns the limelight?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Just saying!
0:28:28 > 0:28:34It's the end of the second week. Short of cash, Perry's opted not to have a stag, but he's splashed out
0:28:34 > 0:28:38on a hen night for Lauren and her friends.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40I just hope, right...
0:28:40 > 0:28:44"Here's £100. Your first cars will be with you for 5.05. Have fun."
0:28:44 > 0:28:49No "I love you"? No "love, Perry"? We still don't know where we're going!
0:28:49 > 0:28:55For Lauren, the hen night is Perry's first chance to show just how well he knows her.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59It needs to go along the Lauren lines, a little bit out of the box.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03But Perry is thinking INSIDE the box and is sending Lauren
0:29:03 > 0:29:07to one of south London's most popular hen destinations - the Wimbledon Dogs.
0:29:07 > 0:29:12We're going towards Wimbledon. There's Wimbledon tennis...
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- Lauren just doesn't know it yet. - Wimbledon Common, Wimbledon Dogs.
0:29:16 > 0:29:22- If we're going to the dogs, I'll tell the taxi man to turn around. - We're not going to the dogs.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26He wouldn't send you on a shit hen do just for fun!
0:29:26 > 0:29:31I swear to God I know this road! I'm not even joking. We're going to the dogs.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33You see? Wimbledon Stadium.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40Oh, my God! Why would he do this to me?
0:29:40 > 0:29:46All the people in there will be like, "Look at these fucking idiots! A hen do at the dogs?!"
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- I can't believe it. How humiliating! - I'm going to kill him.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I'M going to kill him. It's ridiculous!
0:29:54 > 0:30:01I'm going to be embarrassed going in there to the dogs. If they do hen dos, it'll be like tacky shit.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03He's done this to wind me up, 100%.
0:30:03 > 0:30:09I'm not being funny. Do people come here out of choice or is this prison?
0:30:09 > 0:30:13# Every day I love you less and less... #
0:30:13 > 0:30:15It's proper pikey, innit?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Everyone's, like, staring at us!
0:30:19 > 0:30:22So the canine hen do has been, well..."ruff"!
0:30:22 > 0:30:25And Perry is well and truly in the dog house.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28I think he'll pay for this.
0:30:28 > 0:30:34All this jokey business, I hope he's got that out of the way now and he can do things properly
0:30:34 > 0:30:36because I won't be happy.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Tonight is a demonstration of what will happen if it goes wrong.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47There are just a few days to go before the wedding
0:30:47 > 0:30:53- and Perry faces the tricky task of choosing dresses for Lauren's four bridesmaids.- How are you doing?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I feel like the meat to the lions at the moment.
0:30:56 > 0:31:01Having forked out a grand on his neon sign, Perry knows he now needs to economise.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04The girls won't mind.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- What's the budget?- £40 each. - Are you joking?
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- Don't say I don't give you anything! - Shut up! 40 quid?- 40 quid.
0:31:11 > 0:31:17- How good am I?- We're in the wrong shop.- My heart is going now. - I thought this would be easy.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21How hard can it be to find one dress to suit four completely different women?
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- They don't have the right sizes. - Can't we just rip it up the back or something?
0:31:25 > 0:31:32- Rip it?- Yeah, get a bit of back on the go.- I think that's really funny!- You good at stitchwork?
0:31:32 > 0:31:40Perry has no idea. It's down to us to find something that fits us that we can afford. This is hideous.
0:31:40 > 0:31:46But struggling to find anything within their measly budget, the girls have to add money themselves.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48- 20 quid each, girls?- Yeah.
0:31:48 > 0:31:53- 20 quid?- This is 60 quid.- We each have to put 20 quid towards it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Yeah, all right, I'm happy with that, but I don't want you going mental!
0:32:00 > 0:32:05- What do you think?- Yeah, yeah. Quality. I think we've got all we're looking for.
0:32:05 > 0:32:10I've given it four ticks. It's that thing going off in me head again. Brilliant!
0:32:10 > 0:32:14- Could that be the sound of alarm bells?- We've got the dress.- Right.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16What about footwear...?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Erm...
0:32:19 > 0:32:24- Yeah, footwear.- Weren't you supposed to provide us with shoes? - In a perfect world, yeah.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28- What did you think we were going to wear on our feet?- Nothing?
0:32:28 > 0:32:34Is there any possibility that you've got shoes that would go with the dress yourselves?
0:32:34 > 0:32:38It's a massive oversight. He's assumed that we're girls and we'll just have shoes.
0:32:38 > 0:32:45I hope that on the day there aren't other things that have been forgotten about because it could be disastrous.
0:32:47 > 0:32:52With only a quarter of his budget remaining and half a wedding still to organise,
0:32:52 > 0:32:56music-mad Perry is on a mission to sort out...
0:32:56 > 0:32:58a pair of Mod era suits.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- This is the beef? - The roast dinner buffet catering.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07- I do like that!- An antique wedding band for Lauren.- 170.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12- Iconic, Mod-themed paper decorations.- Fantastic. - All right?- Yeah, wicked.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- And, of course, the... - Wedding cakes.- Good lad.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19And he's even done a cheesy deal on Lauren's invitation.
0:33:19 > 0:33:24- Hello.- How are you doing?- All right. - I've come bearing gifts.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Thank you. Well... - Is it actually a pizza?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Oh, bloody hell!
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Thursday?!
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Thursday!
0:33:42 > 0:33:48- I can't keep that! How am I supposed to keep that for the rest of my life as a memory?- He wants pizza.- Pizza!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50From Daddy!
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Oh, my God, look!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56There's only one pizza here. Where's the other one?
0:33:56 > 0:34:00I'm glad he's picked something untraditional, as well as feeding me.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05This is for me and now everyone's eating it.
0:34:05 > 0:34:10We're just helping you out, aren't we? You've only got two days now to get skinny.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Oh, yeah. Size 14 to a size zero in two days(!)
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Hmm!
0:34:20 > 0:34:23With all of his budget now allocated,
0:34:23 > 0:34:29Perry's decision to blow £1,000 to see his name in lights has come back to haunt him.
0:34:29 > 0:34:34I need to get a photographer, but we've got no money for it. We've got no leeway.
0:34:34 > 0:34:40It's the most important day of our lives. What's the point in creating a day, like, if it's just gone?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43# I don't belong here... #
0:34:45 > 0:34:51With son Noah in tow, Perry has no choice but to beg at the Bank of Mum!
0:34:51 > 0:34:52Nana!
0:34:53 > 0:34:56All right? How are you doin'?
0:34:58 > 0:35:02'Perry lived with me for a long, long time.'
0:35:02 > 0:35:09Then when he met Lauren, it was hard for me, really hard, because he's always been a mummy's boy.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11How's everything going? All right?
0:35:11 > 0:35:15It's been bloody expensive. We've just had to cut out on everything.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19And one of the things is the photographer, innit?
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Yeah, you've got to have a photographer.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24- We have.- You've got to, haven't you?
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Really.- I was hoping you'd help with that.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29You want me to take the pictures?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31PERRY LAUGHS
0:35:31 > 0:35:33No.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- You want me to pay for your photographer?- Yeah.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40- And how much is that? - Eight hundred...- Eight pounds?- 800.
0:35:42 > 0:35:47If you could sort that out, that'd be the best wedding present I can receive.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51I'll give you the money.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59- That's all right? - I suppose it'll have to be, won't it? I knew he'd come to me.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Are you nervous about the wedding?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Do you know what? Um...
0:36:04 > 0:36:10I don't think I've had... I don't think I've had time to get nervous about the wedding, to be honest.
0:36:10 > 0:36:16I don't think I've had the time to sit there and think, "Blimey, I'm actually getting married!"
0:36:16 > 0:36:19It's going to be emotional, innit?
0:36:19 > 0:36:23- Yeah, I think so.- I think it's going to be really emotional.- Yeah.
0:36:23 > 0:36:29I think he'll make a fantastic husband, a fantastic provider and he will look after his family
0:36:29 > 0:36:32because his family are number one.
0:36:32 > 0:36:38I just knew that one day he would meet someone special and Lauren is someone special.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42For Perry to have met her, she's got to have been special. More special than me.
0:36:42 > 0:36:48850 quid to my old dear is a lot of money. It's a lot of money in anyone's book.
0:36:48 > 0:36:53She's always been good like that. She always looks after me. That's a huge relief.
0:36:53 > 0:36:59He's gone £800 over budget, but thanks to Mum, that's the photographer now sorted.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02It's the day before the wedding
0:37:02 > 0:37:06and Lauren has brought her mum and sister to see the dress Perry picked for her.
0:37:06 > 0:37:12I feel sick. I don't know if that's because I'm nervous about the dress, anxious about tomorrow.
0:37:12 > 0:37:17It's massively important that I feel good in it and don't feel fat.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I hope you like it. Try not to swear, eh?
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Hi.- Hi.
0:37:24 > 0:37:29- Nice to meet you. - Looking forward to seeing your dress? - Yeah, I'm scared. I'm really scared.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Would you like to take a seat? - Thank you.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Are you nervous then?- Yeah.
0:37:43 > 0:37:49Conscious of her growing bump, pregnant Lauren fell for a flattering A-line dress.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53The last thing she wanted was anything lacy or tight.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Oh, God, I'm shaking!
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Oh, my God! It's lace.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14Oh, my God, it's got all, like, diamantes and stuff on it!
0:38:14 > 0:38:20I thought that Perry knew that I didn't particularly like sort of detailed stuff.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23- Is it tight all the way down?- Yes.
0:38:23 > 0:38:28I always wanted something that was quite loose-fitting to hide the lumps and bumps,
0:38:28 > 0:38:32whereas this is probably going to show them all. I need to get it on.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35For Lauren's mum Dee, the suspense is just too much.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Hurry up! Oh, God...
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- Oh, it's lovely. - It's beautiful.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52It's really nice, yeah.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55It fits beautifully.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59It feels so good.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03- Wow!- Mum, don't cry because you'll make me cry.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Oh, it's lovely.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11It's not over-the-top bling. It's quite pretty.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14You'll have to practise trying to walk.
0:39:14 > 0:39:20- I never would have thought about lace. What about these bits that go across?- They're very slimming.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Are they?- You look very slim.
0:39:22 > 0:39:29Amazingly, holding Lauren in all the right places, Perry's vision for a tight dress has paid off.
0:39:29 > 0:39:34I can't believe it. I can't believe I never would have thought of trying something like this on.
0:39:34 > 0:39:40- Your boobs look nice.- It looks really good. Your figure looks really good.- It suits your shape.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43I feel really skinny. I don't feel fat or pregnant.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46I can forget going to the dogs!
0:39:46 > 0:39:52- He knows your shape better than you do.- I feel like a proper bride. I just feel sexy and curvy.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54I don't want to fall over!
0:39:54 > 0:39:59With its figure-hugging fit, there's barely enough room for Lauren to walk,
0:39:59 > 0:40:03let alone get on a scooter, but that's the last thing on Perry's mind.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Hi, it's Perry McBride.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Hello.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12There needs to be curvature going from the bust down to the hips,
0:40:12 > 0:40:18then kind of going along down to her thighs, then spreading out from her knees. All right?
0:40:18 > 0:40:22OK then. Thanks. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
0:40:22 > 0:40:28We've got to get the tailor in, Lauren, because he wants it tighter at the bottom. Really tight here.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32- I'm never going to be able to walk. - He specifically wants it like that.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36Who has he become overnight? Alexander McQueen?
0:40:36 > 0:40:43- I'll not be able to walk. It's hard enough anyway.- It's such a shame. It looks so lovely the way it is!
0:40:43 > 0:40:47- Under the bottom...- I'm going to take from the back as well.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I think it's going to be quite hard to walk,
0:40:50 > 0:40:55especially now that it's going to be a lot slimmer than it actually originally was,
0:40:55 > 0:40:58but...no frowns today from me.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01But Perry is not just stopping at the dress.
0:41:01 > 0:41:05He has also given strict instructions to the hairdresser.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08'I'd like Lauren to have black and red hair.'
0:41:08 > 0:41:14Throw that in with a white dress as well, they're all colours that go together, so it'll look really good.
0:41:14 > 0:41:20And Perry's inspiration for his bride-to-be? His dream girl, Paloma Faith.
0:41:20 > 0:41:26- What's Perry asked you to do? - He booked in to have your hair coloured.- Oh, no way!
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Oh, my God!
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- He wants you to have something really bright in there.- Oh!
0:41:32 > 0:41:37- I don't know what's happened to Perry. He's like...- He's got a look and a theme in his mind.
0:41:37 > 0:41:42It doesn't take Lauren long to realise who she's being modelled on.
0:41:42 > 0:41:48Perry's completely in love, obsessed, besotted with Paloma Faith.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Hopefully, he'll realise he's marrying me and not her!
0:41:52 > 0:41:55# All in the blink of an eye... #
0:41:55 > 0:41:58He loves Paloma Faith and Lauren loves Robert Pattinson,
0:41:58 > 0:42:01but she wouldn't want to change Perry on their wedding day.
0:42:01 > 0:42:06But that's not stopping Perry and soon enough, the transformation is complete.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Oh, my God!
0:42:08 > 0:42:10It's massive.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Oh, my God!
0:42:12 > 0:42:17How do you feel about...? Basically, Perry is just turning you into Paloma Faith.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Maybe she's invited!
0:42:20 > 0:42:23You wouldn't want that.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25It's the night before the wedding
0:42:25 > 0:42:31and Perry has moved out of their flat where he's been living on his own for the past three weeks,
0:42:31 > 0:42:37so the girls can move back in to get ready for the big day. But the place is a tip.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41I thought it would have been nice and clean, but it's a mess.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44The cupboards are bare and the bride isn't happy.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50There's nothing for breakfast tomorrow.
0:42:50 > 0:42:55- There's no tea!- No? - No tea bags?- There's no tea bags. - Are you kidding?- No, I'm not joking.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59- There ain't no coffee either. - But we do have some burnt toast!
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Here you are.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Oh, my God!
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Perry, what on earth were you thinking, like...?
0:43:06 > 0:43:11- Is there nothing at all? - Not even a cup of tea!- No coffee.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15There's no milk, no tea. Perry should have thought about those things.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- What do you want for breakfast? - There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- And you've only just got home. - I've just got home. It's 20 to 9.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- I'm pissed off. - Perhaps putting your bride in a mood
0:43:28 > 0:43:34the night before you turn her wedding into the spectacle she doesn't want might not be ideal.
0:43:38 > 0:43:44It's the morning of the gig-themed wedding and instead of looking forward to seeing her fiance,
0:43:44 > 0:43:47the bride is still stewing from the night before.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51- Do you feel emotional about today? - Not at all.
0:43:51 > 0:43:55Maybe later, but at the moment, I'm just like... "Blah-blah, whatever!"
0:43:55 > 0:44:00I just hope that he's had a shave and got rid of his sideburns.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03I don't want to see ginger sideburns today.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Ready to roll, big boy?
0:44:11 > 0:44:16Perry has five hours to get his gig venue decorated and ready for the show.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19He's also got to build his own wedding cake
0:44:19 > 0:44:23which involves putting three cakes one on top of the other.
0:44:23 > 0:44:28- How on earth are we going to do this?- Cut round there. - Why would you do that?
0:44:28 > 0:44:33- Once you stack 'em up, you'll have bits of cardboard sticking out.- Yeah.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38- This thing could take ages. - It's making me hungry.
0:44:39 > 0:44:44Just when grumpy Lauren had almost given up, romantic Perry strikes gold.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Oh, my God! Oh, thank you!
0:44:47 > 0:44:51Ironically with flowers which Lauren normally hates.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55On Valentine's Day, if Perry sent me red roses, I'd throw them at him,
0:44:55 > 0:44:59but red roses for my wedding day, I'm impressed.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- Is that all you do?- Yes.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04I love my hair and make-up.
0:45:04 > 0:45:10- Ready?- Yeah. I feel good, I feel pretty, I feel confident.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Let's get this dress on.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Hello, dress.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18- Whoo!- Yeah!
0:45:18 > 0:45:24It's time for Lauren to show off her figure-hugging dress to her adoring fans.
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Wow!
0:45:27 > 0:45:29I love it!
0:45:29 > 0:45:33- How lovely is it? - It's lovely, Lauren.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36I can't quite walk...
0:45:36 > 0:45:38But can you get on a scooter?
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Would you like me to put this on? - Yes, please.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44Will it cut off my circulation? That's it, right?
0:45:45 > 0:45:47- DOORBELL - Hello!
0:45:47 > 0:45:51- Hello!- Oh, you look beautiful. - Thank you, Daddy.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54It makes me feel very, very proud of you.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Oh, my God, they're lovely!
0:46:00 > 0:46:04And with the back-up girls all in their stage gear...
0:46:04 > 0:46:09- I never thought I'd like that colour.- ..it's time to get this act on the road.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13- Chop-chop-chop! Are we all ready? - Yeah, we're ready. - OK then, we're going.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Come with me, girls. - Who's going to lock the door?
0:46:17 > 0:46:2320 miles away, Perry is still putting the finishing touches to his Mod-themed reception room.
0:46:23 > 0:46:29- What on earth is going on round here?- They were all right before you joined in.- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:46:29 > 0:46:32LAUGHTER
0:46:33 > 0:46:38It will take Lauren an hour and a half to get to the venue.
0:46:38 > 0:46:43Luckily, Perry has decided against stuffing Lauren on the back of a scooter.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46- Oh, my God! - SCREAMING
0:46:46 > 0:46:49He's sticking her on the side of one instead.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56I'm going in there? Oh, it's freezing!
0:46:56 > 0:46:57Hello!
0:46:57 > 0:47:00I don't care, I don't care...
0:47:00 > 0:47:04I can't believe it. It reminds me of my youth.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08How am I going to get in? I can't get down. Oh, my God!
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- Oh, no...- Health and safety, unfortunately.- No way!
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Oh, my God!
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Oh, my God.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21I wish I was going on one!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26CHEERING
0:47:33 > 0:47:38Whilst Lauren sets off for the Forum, Perry is ensuring she makes a grand entrance.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42Got the sign. When that switches on, it's going to blow her head off.
0:47:42 > 0:47:48Squashed in her sidecar for the long drive, Lauren might want to blow someone else's head off.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53She'll probably be doing her nut. She's had her hair and make-up done.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57She's got this helmet thrust upon her head. She is probably kicking off!
0:47:57 > 0:48:01But there's not much you can do about that
0:48:01 > 0:48:06as the bride who didn't want the spotlight is now in central London, drawing a crowd!
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Mike! Michael! Let's go, man!
0:48:24 > 0:48:30And just 40 minutes before curtain up, Perry has finally made it to the dressing room.
0:48:30 > 0:48:36I'm going to be late for my own wedding. Ten to one. I'm getting married at half past!
0:48:36 > 0:48:40I think this is Perry all over. We're a bit intrigued to see how Lauren turns up.
0:48:40 > 0:48:45The weather's cold and windy. She's going to be frozen!
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Here she comes!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Oh, my God!
0:48:53 > 0:48:57After a chilly 20-mile journey through the heart of London,
0:48:57 > 0:49:02the bashful bride who hoped for a private woodland wedding away from the spotlight
0:49:02 > 0:49:05has arrived at the world-famous venue, the Forum.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08I'm at the bloody Forum!
0:49:08 > 0:49:10How can I get married in there?
0:49:11 > 0:49:15I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe it.
0:49:15 > 0:49:19Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here getting married!
0:49:19 > 0:49:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:26 > 0:49:29Oh, here, here. Thank you very much.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33Oh, my God! This is mental.
0:49:33 > 0:49:39I'm completely overwhelmed. I can't... I would never have imagined this in my wildest dreams.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41It's... It's mental.
0:49:41 > 0:49:45Determined to transform his windswept bride into Paloma Faith-style perfection,
0:49:45 > 0:49:50Perry has organised a last-minute hairdo before her grand entrance.
0:49:50 > 0:49:57I've literally seen so many of my favourite bands in this place performing and I'm getting like...
0:49:57 > 0:50:03It like... It would never be something that I would think would be even possible, like...
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Oh, my God!
0:50:06 > 0:50:09I'm completely overwhelmed, like...
0:50:10 > 0:50:13I didn't think I could ever be as happy, ever.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15I'm shaking!
0:50:15 > 0:50:21After three weeks of waiting, the time has finally come for Lauren to face the music,
0:50:21 > 0:50:24Perry's carefully chosen music.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27INTRO TO: "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis
0:50:27 > 0:50:31CHEERING # How many special people change?
0:50:31 > 0:50:36# How many lives are living strange?
0:50:36 > 0:50:40# Where were you while we were getting high?
0:50:42 > 0:50:46# Slowly walking down the hall
0:50:46 > 0:50:49# Faster than a cannonball
0:50:49 > 0:50:54# Where were you while we were getting high?
0:50:55 > 0:50:59# Some day you will find me
0:50:59 > 0:51:04# Caught beneath the landslide
0:51:04 > 0:51:08# In a champagne supernova
0:51:08 > 0:51:12# A champagne supernova in the sky... #
0:51:12 > 0:51:14APPLAUSE
0:51:36 > 0:51:40- Lauren, I give you this ring... - Lauren, I give you this ring...
0:51:40 > 0:51:43- As a symbol of our marriage. - As a symbol of our marriage.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46- And I call upon...- And I call upon...
0:51:46 > 0:51:50- ..these persons here present... - ..these persons here present...
0:51:50 > 0:51:54- ..to witness that I, Perry... - ..to witness that I, Perry...
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- ..do take thee, Lauren... - ..do take thee, Lauren...
0:51:57 > 0:52:00- ..to be my lawful... - ..to be my lawful...
0:52:00 > 0:52:02- ..wedded wife.- ..wedded wife.
0:52:02 > 0:52:08These last three weeks have possibly been the most agonising, but most joyful time of my life.
0:52:08 > 0:52:13And to see you here has made it... And to see you here has made it all worthwhile.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16- I've missed you so much. - I missed you too.
0:52:16 > 0:52:20If you would like to place the ring on Perry's finger...
0:52:20 > 0:52:23- Have you tried this on?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:52:25 > 0:52:28- I, Lauren...- Do take thee, Perry... - Do take thee, Perry...
0:52:28 > 0:52:33- ..to be my lawful wedded husband. - ..to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37- And to be loving and faithful to you...- And to be loving and faithful to you...
0:52:37 > 0:52:41- ..throughout our married life. - ..throughout our married life.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Lauren and Perry,
0:52:45 > 0:52:51it gives me great pleasure to tell you that you are now husband and wife together.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Lauren, you may kiss your husband.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:05 > 0:53:09- That was all right, wasn't it? Eh?- Yeah.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18This is huge. This is a lot of work and he's done really well.
0:53:18 > 0:53:22I thought he would do good, but not this good. This is amazing.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25- One, two, three...- Cheese!
0:53:25 > 0:53:29I am impressed with all the little touches. He's done really well.
0:53:29 > 0:53:36'I know that Lauren organises everything and in the past, Perry's tried to, but this is perfect.'
0:53:36 > 0:53:38He's outdone himself.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40With the marriage register signed,
0:53:40 > 0:53:45all that's left is to see if Perry has struck the right chord with his Mod-themed reception.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53There has been some mish-mash of colours at this wedding!
0:53:53 > 0:53:58- Have you seen the tables though, what they are?- What? - Look at the pattern.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00Oh! Duh!
0:54:00 > 0:54:02I see it now.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04- Is this my wedding cake?- Yeah.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- Did you make it yourself? - Yeah.- No, you didn't!
0:54:07 > 0:54:13- Make it by hand, you mean?- Yeah. - No, we just put it all together. - Put loads of cakes together!- Yeah.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Where did you get that from?
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Oh, that is the tackiest thing I've ever seen!- Aw!
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Oh... Oh, it tastes nice.
0:54:21 > 0:54:27And with the bride's unique stamp of approval, Perry's roast dinner buffet is served.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Not all of it!
0:54:31 > 0:54:34APPLAUSE
0:54:34 > 0:54:37Lauren Kettles...
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Honestly, love, you've been my saviour.
0:54:39 > 0:54:45You've been the best thing that's ever happened to me. I was nothing without you. Now...
0:54:46 > 0:54:51Now I'm the richest man in the world, everybody. Thank you very much!
0:54:52 > 0:54:58He's chosen me to be the best man. I can't thank you enough. You'd have broken my heart if it weren't me.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00- APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05CHEERING
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# Baby, I'm yours
0:55:07 > 0:55:09# Baby, I'm yours
0:55:09 > 0:55:15# And I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky... #
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Very, very proud of her. I'm proud of Perry.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22It's the best gig I've ever been to. It's in lights!
0:55:24 > 0:55:29For him, I've really wanted it all to work. Today was absolutely fantastic.
0:55:29 > 0:55:33She's had an amazing day. It was so beautiful watching them get married.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# Baby, I'm yours... #
0:55:35 > 0:55:42Every decision that he made has been amazing. My dream weddings pale in comparison to this now.
0:55:42 > 0:55:46It would never have been anything like this. This is so grand.
0:55:46 > 0:55:51- It's on a massive scale. I would never even think it was possible. - It's been brilliant, class.
0:55:51 > 0:55:55I've married more than my Paloma Faith.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59Next week, the beach beckons for risk-taking Irishman Rory...
0:55:59 > 0:56:01I always remember it to be bigger.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05..as he plans an outdoor, Irish seaside wedding...
0:56:05 > 0:56:09- That'd be nice.- ..for his patriotic Welsh bride-to-be, Rhiana.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12To life as a single woman!
0:56:12 > 0:56:17- Will the tide turn... - It's starting to rain now. - ..for this risk-taking groom?
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Or will his wedding be a total washout?
0:56:29 > 0:56:32# People try to put us d-down
0:56:32 > 0:56:34# Talkin' 'bout my generation
0:56:34 > 0:56:37# Just because we get around
0:56:37 > 0:56:39# Talkin' 'bout my generation
0:56:39 > 0:56:44- # Things they do look awful c-c-cold - Talkin' 'bout my generation
0:56:44 > 0:56:47# I hope I die before I get old
0:56:47 > 0:56:51- # Talkin' 'bout my generation - My generation... #