0:00:02 > 0:00:04Every girl...
0:00:04 > 0:00:06I do.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09..likes to take control of her wedding.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13So, what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, they're awful!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- We're not doing it. - Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19This is ridiculous.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21As ever, the grooms are in charge.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I want there to be a donkey at the wedding.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm going to look lovely on our big day.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27But with £12,000 to spend
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and just three weeks to throw the wedding of their dreams...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Tell my mum I love her!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35..have the boys pushed themselves too far?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh, my God!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38You're fired!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40With more shocking...
0:00:40 > 0:00:41More outrageous...
0:00:41 > 0:00:45And more daredevil weddings than ever before...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47will there be a happy-ever-after?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is not the thing you get wrong the day before your wedding.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Will true love save the day?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Mum, what is that?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Or is it a countdown to disaster?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Three, two, one!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Tonight, reformed Jack-the-lad Ian...
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I want the spotlight just to be on Jay.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07..has some high-flying ideas for his wedding day...
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Next thing you know - bam, out of the sky she drops
0:01:10 > 0:01:11and then walks up here.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16..when all his bride Jay wants is a low-key, private beach ceremony.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'm worried that he'll make it all about Jay,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22and I don't want... I'm scared of walking down the aisle.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25But will travelling halfway around the world
0:01:25 > 0:01:27on a wedding shopping spree impress...
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You're telling me you want to buy Jay's dress in Thailand?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's only like buying a dress from over the road.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Oh, they are awful!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37..or cause his bride-to-be more distress?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- That's second-hand. - It is second-hand.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42He could have cocked anything else up but this.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43I'm not marrying him.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03This picture-perfect couple are Ian Lettice and Jay Harris.
0:02:03 > 0:02:0531-year-old office manager Ian
0:02:05 > 0:02:08first met 23-year-old part-time model Jay
0:02:08 > 0:02:10on a night out in Wakefield.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I was dressed as a bunny girl.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yeah, she was.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Stood there, the cheesiest line that's ever existed.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21It was like, "Can I just say, you're perfect."
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- I was like, "Oh, God."- God!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Yeah, I did. I'm not going to deny it, it's a true fact.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I can't remember what happened after that.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You were a player for the next four years,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34and I think I never spoke to you for about three of them.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38'Ian definitely didn't want to commit when I first met him.'
0:02:38 > 0:02:40He didn't want to have a relationship,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43or anything that he thought, I suppose, at the time would
0:02:43 > 0:02:46tie him down to doing what he wanted to do, when he wanted to do it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48But, yeah, definitely Jack-the-lad.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Interested in chicks, weren't you?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Yeah, a little bit.- A lot.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Five years later, though, Ian and Jay got reacquainted after finding
0:02:56 > 0:02:58each other on Facebook.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01But Jay had her reservations.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04'It was a bit strange at first, cos I was worried.'
0:03:04 > 0:03:07And it was weird, you know, him being affectionate and loving.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I was kind of like, whoa. It took a while for me to come round.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14She made me want to be that nice person,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17that person that wants to be in a relationship.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Affectionate person, a little bit romantic,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24and basically a good boyfriend for her.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29So, Ian changed his ways, and even though they'd only been
0:03:29 > 0:03:32back together for a few months, he popped the question.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Walked in, there's hundreds and hundreds of candles everywhere,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38and I was like, "This is it."
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He got down on one knee and I don't remember anything he said to me,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I just cried.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I still don't remember what I said. I don't think I even said yes.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- You haven't yet. Are you going to say yes?- Yeah, OK.- Oh, cheers(!)
0:03:47 > 0:03:51However, things aren't so easy for this couple, as Jay lives in Derby,
0:03:51 > 0:03:56and Ian lives 75 miles away in Wakefield.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Monday to Friday is just... - It's hard.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yeah, you can't just nip in and give 'em a cuddle,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and it's all technology.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- What you doing? - Watching telly and having a brew.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Give us a snog.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08We e-mail a lot.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10E-mail at work.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- No, we don't.- No, we don't!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13THEY LAUGH
0:04:13 > 0:04:16They may live far apart, but there's one thing Jay keeps a very
0:04:16 > 0:04:18close eye on - Ian's finances.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21She knows exactly what's coming in, and what's going out.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I have to tell her everything I've spent.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25She even marks it down on a spreadsheet.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I've already knocked down your beer and cigarette money.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31No cigarette money any more, I've stopped smoking. She made me.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- I might have one today.- What?!- Yeah.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36When? How will you possibly have time to have a cigarette?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Cos I were really stressed this morning.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40HE CHUCKLES
0:04:40 > 0:04:44It'll soon be easier for Jay to keep an eye on Ian's spends, though,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46as they've just bought their first house together,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48and are moving in after the wedding.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Will literally be able to carry you over the threshold in our new house.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Be nice, won't it?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56So it's now down to Ian to prove to Jay that even though they've only
0:04:56 > 0:04:59been together for a short while, and have never lived together,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02that he knows her well enough to plan the biggest day of their lives.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I think I'm letting Ian do this to see how much he really knows me.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I hope I can give her the wedding she wants.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I don't really know. HE LAUGHS
0:05:12 > 0:05:15If I could give him one rule, probably remember it's a wedding.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17D'you know what I mean? It's not a joke.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- That's it? - That's a pretty big rule.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm happy with that.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- So I've literally got three weeks to do whatever I want.- You haven't.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You've just basically given me a pass.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33SHE SIGHS
0:05:34 > 0:05:37It's time for Jay to pack her bags, leave Wakefield
0:05:37 > 0:05:39and head back home to Derby.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Are you ready, babe?- No. Are you?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Come on. No, but we've got to go.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Let's do this.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Don't be upset.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Even though they're used to living 75 miles apart, not having
0:05:52 > 0:05:57any contact for the next three weeks will prove to be the real challenge.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01SHE SNIFFS
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Come on. Drive safe.- Love you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Love you too.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Come on.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Don't mess it up. - I won't, I promise.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22This is really, really hard.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Scared, sad, nervous.
0:06:27 > 0:06:33It's awful, that's awful. I didn't expect it to be that hard.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Now what do I do?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41And while Ian's wondering what to do, Jay's contemplating
0:06:41 > 0:06:43her worst fears.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm worried that, you know, this is the biggest day of our lives.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51My dream, and it's all in his hands.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm worried he'll get everything wrong.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01For the next three weeks, Jay will be back in Derby...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CHEERING
0:07:03 > 0:07:07..where she lives with her two housemates, Rachel and Jade.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Thank you!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12But for tonight, she's got all her bridal party around her,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14including her mum, Mandy.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16What are you most worried about?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'm worried that he, in his mind, because of how he thinks,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23he'll think, "Oh, I want to make her like a princess on her big day."
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Make it all about Jay, and I don't want...
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I'm scared of walking down the aisle and everyone looking at me.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I just want to run, like, with you on me arm, like,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32"Come on, quick, go, go, go!"
0:07:32 > 0:07:36So, while Jay's having a girl's night in, Ian's having a night out
0:07:36 > 0:07:39with his best men.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Let's do this, boys, let's play.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Could've chosen a few people that were interested in weddings.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Matthew doesn't care in the slightest,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47he will never get married, not bothered.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51And Paul's my current housemate, he's always the one that...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53me and him get into trouble, and do stupid things.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Ian's chosen one friend who's a bad influence,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58and another who's not interested in marriage.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59What a gamble.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Gamble, gamble, gamble.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Nevertheless, talk soon turns to the wedding.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- So, what's your theme? - Have you ever seen The Great Gatsby?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Yes.- You know, like, the 1920s flapper girls.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12People with feathers on their head.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm thinking feathers, feather boas, sparkly dresses.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Full, old 1920s theme.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Is this something that Jay might be interested in?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Is that something that she likes? - No, it's not. It's to do with...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30My dad was obviously at the Variety Club, wasn't he?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah. A bit of background from your dad.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34It is, yeah. Well, the photos that you see,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37how cool are my dad's photos when he's back in that era?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41My theme is inspired by an important part of my life, which is my dad.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45My mum and dad split up when I was 11,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49and from then on my dad raised me on his own.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52My relationship with my mum is non-existent,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and it's always just been me and my dad.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59My dad to me is the man.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02He's my idol, he's the man that I look up to.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05If I turned out to be half the man he is, then I'll be happy.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08In his heyday, Ian's dad Dennis was a doorman
0:09:08 > 0:09:10at the Batley Variety Club.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12They find me, they'll throw me out.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16And before Ian starts planning his wedding day, he and Dennis
0:09:16 > 0:09:17have returned to the venue,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20for Ian to get some ideas for his wedding reception.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23There were a lot of entertainment in those days that clearly
0:09:23 > 0:09:27went off in here. This place, you could not move in here.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31It was a real hot spot for top, top stars that came to perform
0:09:31 > 0:09:33from all over the globe.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36When Tom Jones came they were queueing up from there,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38right the way around the club.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Shirley Bassey were on that stage there
0:09:40 > 0:09:42and she was absolutely top class.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- You enjoyed it, though? Time of your life?- Oh, yeah.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Well, yeah, where else could you ever see the celebrities
0:09:47 > 0:09:50you'd see here, and listen to them?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Would've killed to have gone back and seen him in that era
0:09:53 > 0:09:55with his sharp suits and his beard and his tache.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Dolly birds on his arm - that's what you want, isn't it?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's good to come here just to get a bit of a scene in my head
0:10:00 > 0:10:03of what used to happen, and it's nice to get somebody
0:10:03 > 0:10:06that's lived it and done what I'm looking for, and experienced what
0:10:06 > 0:10:07I'm looking for, you know?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Inspired by his dad's clubs days, Ian and best men Paul and Matt
0:10:13 > 0:10:15crack on with the search for a reception venue.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Oh, yeah. Oh! Boys, what do you reckon?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20It's bang on.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23And what could be more fitting than the ballroom where his dad
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Dennis danced, back in the day?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's definitely got the potential,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28you just need to put your theme in the room.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30You need to turn it into the 1920s.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I want it fully for you to walk in and go, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36wow, wow, wow! And then have a boogie and we're done.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37HE LAUGHS
0:10:39 > 0:10:42With Ian wanting to make this ballroom look fit for
0:10:42 > 0:10:45his 1920s themed wedding, he's got his work cut out.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Right then, thank you.- Thank you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50But with his heart set on it, Ian stumps up £1,000
0:10:50 > 0:10:52to hire the venue for his reception.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Bride-to-be Jay has something entirely different in mind
0:11:00 > 0:11:01for her dream day.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05She's travelled over 200 miles with mum Mandy and sister Tam
0:11:05 > 0:11:08to a beachside wedding venue in Kent.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Oh, wow.- It's lovely.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I love the colours, where it's all neutral and plain and
0:11:14 > 0:11:17all the windows open and all the drapes, that kind of vibe.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19So it's really relaxed.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23As a part-time model, Jay's used to being in the spotlight at work,
0:11:23 > 0:11:28but she wants her wedding day to be intimate, low-key and understated.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I think it's very simple, what I wanted.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I didn't want a big, fussy wedding.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I'd hate something where I'm centre of attention, you know?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Like, a "look at me" kind of feel to it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What, like a theatre?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Because back in Yorkshire,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Ian and the boys have found what they think is a perfect place
0:11:46 > 0:11:48to literally stage his wedding ceremony...
0:11:50 > 0:11:53..in a very much "look at me" kind of way.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Wowzers, it's a bit nice, this, isn't it?
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Is it what you're after? - Yeah, man. It's exactly it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04With the emphasis of the reception being inspired by his dad,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Ian wants the ceremony to be all eyes on Jay.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09And how's the bride going to enter?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, it's obvious, you've got two options, haven't you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Come down there. - No, we don't want that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Can't see her walk down the aisle then.- That wow factor.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19She needs to be somehow harnessed and dropped from the sky.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Bam, out of the sky she drops and then walks up here.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24So, with Ian planning a sky-high, roof-raising performance...
0:12:26 > 0:12:30..Jay is looking for something much more down to earth.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I just love how it is so simple, it's on the beach.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- It's gorgeous.- Yeah. I could see you getting married here.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I can see me getting married here!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Whoo!- Whey!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43And, despite the blustery British weather,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45the girls savour the moment.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Now I want to get married here.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Yeah, I want you to get married here.- Oh, I'm gutted.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55You never know, have faith.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00But Jay's starting to realise how much this simple outdoor wedding
0:13:00 > 0:13:02would mean to her.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Oh, don't cry! Why? Cos it's so nice?- Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10It's gorgeous, isn't it? It's perfect.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I think it's just hit me that this is what I really want
0:13:15 > 0:13:17and it's probably not what I'm going to get, is it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Probably not. No.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Cos he's got such a big personality,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26he will want a big showy...
0:13:29 > 0:13:31..bright, colourful wedding
0:13:31 > 0:13:35and that's the total opposite of what I want.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36So I'll be so upset.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Back in Wakefield, Ian is meeting up with theatre director Murray
0:13:52 > 0:13:57to find out how you drop a bride from a ceiling. No, really.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00If you're going to fly through the auditorium, it's a massive job.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05You have to erect a structure in the roof in order to fly the person,
0:14:05 > 0:14:06a la Peter Pan, actually.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You need to be aware that there's a harness that the bride
0:14:09 > 0:14:11will have to wear to be up there.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I've seen it that many times on TV where they just hold on.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You can hold on, I mean, I'm not bothered if she falls,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I mean, we'll sort it out.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20But I'm afraid we are, because we're liable.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Despite having to solve some minor health and safety issues...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28..Ian agrees to hire the theatre for his ceremony.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34With no idea she's going to be dangling from the ceiling of
0:14:34 > 0:14:38an old theatre, Jay is reflecting on her own ideal wedding plans.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Venue ideas, how I'd want the decor...pretty neutral.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Cakes.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Lots of detail, I think the chances of him
0:14:47 > 0:14:52thinking of the little things and girlie things and
0:14:52 > 0:14:56things that make people remember your wedding are slim to none.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Or maybe not.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01So what actually do you want to buy, then?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I want to buy lots of feathers.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Ian and best man Paul
0:15:04 > 0:15:06are out shopping for some table decorations...
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Ribbons.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You're really good at this sort of stuff, so I'm going to do it.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- What, feathers and ribbons?- Yeah.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15..even though they haven't got any tables yet!
0:15:15 > 0:15:21So that's 40. That's £12 per table...in feathers.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27Times eight. So I'm looking at 100 quid on feathers?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30I could find some chickens.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Is it not giving you the wow factor?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- No.- Oh, jeez.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I haven't got a clue what to do here, me.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And by the looks of it, neither does Paul.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41That looks ace.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I think you should have some pearls round the bottom.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Let me find some pearls.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51See, pearls. Let's stop messing about and get creative.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What are you going to do with that?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56That's for the bridesmaid to put round her wrist.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Right, OK.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59PEARLS CLATTER
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Let's go.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02We just need this.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Stop messing about and make it look blase.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Is that even a word?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's all about feathers and beads.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So why have we only got two feathers and no beads?
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Let's get some beads.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14This is just stupid.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Just as the boys are heading towards a decoration disaster...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That would look pretty cool.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22..Ian stumbles across a disco-ball-inspired vase -
0:16:22 > 0:16:25apparently the perfect accessory to his 1920s theme.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's starting to worry me today,
0:16:27 > 0:16:31the fact that I may have not enough budget.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Since you just spent £165 on ostrich feathers.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Chuffing ostrich feathers. Who does that?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Am I the stupidest man on the planet?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Well...
0:16:41 > 0:16:45After a hard day's shopping, housemate Paul is treating Ian
0:16:45 > 0:16:46to a home-cooked meal.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Don't think you should use the wok?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50No!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53And with the smell of Thai stir-fry in the air,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56talk turns to tales of best man Paul's travels.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Even on his dates, the first thing he'd do is mention,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02"Have you been travelling? Cos I've been to Thailand 15 times."
0:17:02 > 0:17:05You're saying all this, but you've always wanted to go.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06When I came back from Thailand,
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- you said me and you are going to Thailand.- Let's do it, then.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I'm being deadly serious, let's go.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You're taking the piss out of me, aren't you?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19No, we need to get us suits, so why not get them from Thailand?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Um, because that'll cost loads of money?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Don't worry, Ian's had a genius idea to save some cash.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29We're either going to cull the bridesmaids, or make them
0:17:29 > 0:17:31pay for the dresses themselves.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34How is she going to react to culling some of the bridesmaids,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37or at least making them pay for the dresses?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I don't care.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41After a bellyful of Thai food and a head full of ideas,
0:17:41 > 0:17:46it's time to break the news to the more sensible part of the trio.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Paul and I decided that we are going to Thailand.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51LAUGHTER
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh, dear, she's going to kill you.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56She might when she hears his next plan.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You're telling me you want to buy Jay's dress in Thailand?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It makes perfect sense.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05It makes a bit of sense at best, it's definitely not perfect sense.
0:18:05 > 0:18:11So Ian spends £1,600 on flights and hotels, in the hope he'll
0:18:11 > 0:18:14find cheap suits, and a dress, in Thailand.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Logical(!)
0:18:16 > 0:18:19There's just one, or rather six, little cutbacks he needs to make
0:18:19 > 0:18:21before he boards the flight.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Hello.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Hello, how are you?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Time to call Rachel and Jade, two of Jay's six bridesmaids.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You know the bridesmaid dresses?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Oh, God.- Oh, God.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Well, I kind of don't have enough money in the budget to pay for them.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42It's either you guys buy them,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46or...there's no bridesmaids.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And to keep his theme under wraps, Ian has another bombshell,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I mean, brainwave.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56There's also another little bit of a point.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- What?- What?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You can't try them on.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Ever?- Not till the day.- The day!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Yeah.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'm really concerned about that,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10because you have got absolutely no idea about women's sizes.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I know what Jay's size is - well, I think I do.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- I don't give a- BLEEP- whether you know what Jay's size is -
0:19:15 > 0:19:17what about our sizes? Jay'll fit into anything.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20So, yeah, I won't spend any more than £60 per outfit.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Per outfit.- Outfit?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Yeah.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Holy Moley.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28So Ian's asked that all the bridesmaids pay £60 each
0:19:28 > 0:19:31for outfits they won't even see until the wedding day.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh, no.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Time to break the news to housemate and bride-to-be Jay.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's got no money for bridesmaid's dresses, and his exact words
0:19:40 > 0:19:42were, "If you can't buy your own, you're not a bridesmaid."
0:19:42 > 0:19:46I don't know what to say. I'm angry.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Ian, Paul and Matt are travelling 28 hours on four flights,
0:19:58 > 0:20:02with two stop-offs, to buy a wedding dress and three suits,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05because apparently that's going to save them money.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's their first day in Thailand,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17and the boys are in town to buy some suits.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Oh, check out this bad boy!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24And, on the advice of Bangkok regular Paul,
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Ian's allocated a total of £250 to cover all three suits.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's not a traditional suit that we're after.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- The problem is we've only got two days.- No problem, sir.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Having set his heart on a 1920s
0:20:36 > 0:20:40boating suit, Ian knows exactly which materials he wants.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Trousers, suit jacket, shirt, tie.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46But can he afford it?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Total 40,000.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49How much is that in English?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51£740.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55£740. Oh, that's massively over budget.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I had £250 in the budget.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It seems Paul's local knowledge may not be so accurate,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05and the boys have drastically under-budgeted.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Is that the best you can do? - Yes, sir. The best.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Having flown 6,000 miles
0:21:09 > 0:21:12to SAVE money on their pre-wedding shopping spree,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16so far the boys' cost-cutting plan is seriously backfiring.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Is this the boss?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19He's over here, my friend.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I understand, but I don't have that amount of money.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You don't want to make cheaper ones, something like that.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27If you can do 28,000 baht, I'll shake your hand. Go on.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Come on. Be a mate!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Even to make nice everything,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and good quality, you know, so your price OK.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- 28,000?- Yeah, OK for you. Yeah, OK.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41After haggling with the boss,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ian agrees to a price for his three suits.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- No problem.- Please be recommending us to friends.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- We will do.- Please, yeah?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51But at £530, it's more than double his original budget.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53The remainder's going to have to come from you guys.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56With no choice, his best men agree to pay the rest to help him out.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Slim fit, sir, yes? - Slim fit, yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It seems Thailand may not be as cheap as they thought.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03This is so hard.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I thought this were going to be a doddle,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08but this has turned out to be an absolute nightmare.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Already over budget, and feeling the strain, Ian is hitting the streets
0:22:14 > 0:22:17of Bangkok at the hottest time of the day, in search of
0:22:17 > 0:22:19a cut-price wedding dress.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23In 37 degree heat shopping for wedding dresses,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25and having to walk three kilometres
0:22:25 > 0:22:30is not my idea of being on a decent stag do, if I'm honest, is it, boys?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Stag do?- Er, business trip. - Business trip.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Soon enough, the boys stumble across a wedding dress shop.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Shoes off, boys.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Question is, will it sell a dress fit for his bride?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45On the other side of the world,
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Jay's in London, in search of her dream wedding dress.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Hello.- Hello!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53She's brought with her mum Mandy, sister Tam
0:22:53 > 0:22:55and her two maids of honour.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Not high neck, I'd hate that.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00The dress shopping is, you know...
0:23:00 > 0:23:04probably, after getting married to him, is the most important thing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06And if it doesn't feel right on the day,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09then nothing's going to feel right on the day.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13All these are just, no. This material I don't like.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Worst nightmare is a big puffy dress, loads of bling.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20This is like the floaty material that I want, so it goes like...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's the most important dress you're ever going to wear,
0:23:22 > 0:23:27and Ian will have gone "the bigger the better," and that scares me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I like that one, we can put that in the maybe box.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34It would seem Jay's right. The boys are looking for something bigger...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37It's different with this, and then a nice pattern.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39..even if it may not be better.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41But I don't know if I like them feathers there.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- She might look like a pigeon. - Do you know what Jay might like?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Do you?- No.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Well, I think in my head something quite simple and elegant,
0:23:50 > 0:23:54and floaty and nothing big and like...you know.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- OK, nothing princess-looking. - No. No bling.- No bling.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57I like pearls.
0:23:57 > 0:24:03My perfect dress would be something quite plain. No bling.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Long and flowing - yeah, that looks nice. Yeah.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Something simple.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09This is a maybe.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13But simple isn't on the boys' agenda, and they are pulling out
0:24:13 > 0:24:17all the stops to find the most elaborate dress they can.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19This is the one with the white roses.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20A little bit of bling.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24I think it's really nice as well, but that just isn't tall enough.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28So, with no idea what Jay wants, and no models her size to try
0:24:28 > 0:24:32anything on, Ian's relying on a foolproof technique - guesswork.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Very sexy shape.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36She's got a bigger bum than that.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38That's not a problem, because the corset will fit it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Would it get on him?- Yeah, yeah. - She's not...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No, I know she hasn't got his frame,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46but she hasn't got a mannequin arse.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Back in London, Jay's found her dream dress.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Oh, I like that.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- I do like it.- Yeah, I do.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56She's chosen an elegant, backless, straight-cut gown.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Classic and simple.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01It's perfect for her minimalist dream wedding day.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Oh, the back's beaut. I love the back.- It is lovely.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- I love the back.- Oh, it's lovely.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Gorgeous. So delicate.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- It is amazing, that one.- It is.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11This is my favourite.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I think because I wanted something plain and simple.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It's totally backless, which is what I really wanted.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20It's got this floaty material, it's got a train.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25It's got loads of lovely detail.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32So far, Ian's struggled to find the perfect wedding dress for Jay.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- That one's nice in the window. - It is awesome, that.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Basking in the afternoon Thai sunlight, he spots one that
0:25:38 > 0:25:40could be the answer.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's a beautiful dress, it's really nice.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43She would look beautiful in it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45And if anybody could pull it off, it's going to be her.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49If I was in your shoes... I'd pick that one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52He's fallen for a figure-hugging fish-tail dress,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54covered head to toe in crystals.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Time to talk money.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58For this one, 160,000.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04160,000 baht? Psh! No, that's way out of my budget.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08At £3,000, it's not the cheap deal Ian had hoped for.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11It seems it might have been easier to pop down
0:26:11 > 0:26:13the local high street after all.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16That's just chucked a spanner in the works, hasn't it?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19This is my worst nightmare.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22So, apparently Thailand's not as cheap as you would think
0:26:22 > 0:26:24for wedding dresses. I'm freaking out a bit.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27If I don't go home with a wedding dress,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- I'm going to... What the- BLEEP- am I going to do?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33At least Jay's mum Mandy still has faith.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I think he'd go for something really simple like that.- I don't.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- I really don't.- I don't.- I don't.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, I want this dress!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45The dress is the day, and she's got to feel perfect,
0:26:45 > 0:26:49and if he's not done that it'll spoil it, big time.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53With just a week to go until the wedding, Ian's Bangkok dream
0:26:53 > 0:26:55is fast becoming a nightmare.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- I'm going to have a chat with this lady.- Yeah, you do that.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Looks like Ian is going to have to use his charm,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03and haggle the price with the shop owner again.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I've only got £1,000, that's all I've got, English money.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08How about 54, 55?
0:27:08 > 0:27:1055?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yeah, £1,000.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14So that's a no then, but he's not giving up.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17She is perfect and that dress is perfect,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20so put them both together and you're going to get more than perfect.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23And you're perfect - so, you're perfect, she's perfect,
0:27:23 > 0:27:24the dress is perfect.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27It seems Ian's gift of the gab is working,
0:27:27 > 0:27:28and the price is coming down.
0:27:28 > 0:27:3170,000. It's not a big difference now.
0:27:31 > 0:27:38I can probably, at the most, stretch to 60,000 baht.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42OK, take the dress.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Deal, come here.- Pleasure.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48For the second time today, Ian's overspent on his budget, but
0:27:48 > 0:27:51he's managed to blag a very blingy, and very clingy, wedding dress
0:27:51 > 0:27:54for a not-so-thrifty £1,100.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57I'm chuffed with it, and I can picture her in it,
0:27:57 > 0:27:59and she'll look stunning in that.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02So it would appear that Ian's Thai shopping trip has finished
0:28:02 > 0:28:03with a happy ending.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Yeah, I got it.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12After a hard day's shopping, the boys decide to head out and party.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17You're absolutely off your bonce, man. What's wrong with you?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19First up, a pre-drink snack, Thai style.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- BLEEP- my life!
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Stomachs lined, it's time to head to a bar.
0:28:28 > 0:28:32Yeah, so right now all the girls are on their hen do.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35There's probably a few choice words being said about now, isn't there?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- So, do you think this is all he's done?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Back in a drizzly Derbyshire, it's time to get the ball rolling
0:28:40 > 0:28:41on Jay's hen do.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Dressed us all as stupid bunny rabbits.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45He's going to put us in a big plastic ball...
0:28:45 > 0:28:47..and roll us downhill as fast as he can.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49I'm terrified, I hate activities
0:28:49 > 0:28:51and now I'm stood in the freezing cold rain.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I just want to get it over with. Tell my mum I love her.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56SHE SCREAMS
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Oh, it's so cold.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13It's not the most glamorous hen do, no.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16And I'm so glad I spent four hours doing my hair this morning
0:29:16 > 0:29:19to be chucked down the hill in a ball(!)
0:29:19 > 0:29:23Things don't get any better when the not-so-happy bunnies return home...
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Someone put the kettle on.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27..and realise the party's over.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Is this it, then? - Looks like it, doesn't it?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33I didn't think we'd all be sat round, mid-afternoon on a Saturday
0:29:33 > 0:29:37on my hen do, drinking tea and coffee, freezing cold and wet.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Meanwhile, 6,000 miles away...
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Yeah, might have found a tattoo on my arm
0:30:03 > 0:30:05when I woke up this morning,
0:30:05 > 0:30:08and it's translated to "don't tell the bride".
0:30:11 > 0:30:14It's the morning after the hen do that never was
0:30:14 > 0:30:17and some bad news is about to head Jay's way.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21Just tried giving Paul a call and I've got a bit of news for you.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24I got an international dialling tone.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26I don't know why, I don't know what, but I'm guessing stag do...
0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Stag do.- ..and they're abroad.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Yet he's not got enough money to pay for your dresses.- That's bad.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32- No.- What a wanker.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35And they're obviously somewhere far more exotic than Derby.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37It's a joke, isn't it?
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Yeah, a bit of a joke. It's worrying.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48After three days of hard shopping and hard partying,
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Ian is taking some time out to write his vows.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56I, Ian, take you, Jorja, to be my wedded...
0:30:56 > 0:31:00What I've learned during this process is how much I rely on Jay.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01She does everything for me.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04She basically looks after me, if I'm honest.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07So we've got to make this day something for her to remember
0:31:07 > 0:31:09and to be happy about.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15The wedding day is fast approaching
0:31:15 > 0:31:18and this bride to be has a lot on her mind.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22As a couple we've not been together that long and
0:31:22 > 0:31:26I think over these last few weeks I've been thinking
0:31:26 > 0:31:30does he know me that well to plan a wedding without any input from me?
0:31:30 > 0:31:34And it does make you think how well do we really know each other?
0:31:34 > 0:31:38And do I know him well enough to believe that he hasn't gone
0:31:38 > 0:31:40and blown the budget in Vegas?
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Or somewhere stupid abroad with the lads
0:31:43 > 0:31:47and left all us lot, you know, to fend for ourselves.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52I suppose only on the day we'll know if he does really know me.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55It's a bit of a scary thought really.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02After a 17-hour flight, the boys arrive back in the UK...
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Come on then, boys.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06..complete with their jewel-encrusted cargo,
0:32:06 > 0:32:08which has spent the journey shoved in a suitcase.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Is there any fallen off?
0:32:10 > 0:32:12- Yeah, there is. Shit. - You can't really tell, can you?
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Considering it's been dragged around two airports
0:32:15 > 0:32:16and come halfway round the world,
0:32:16 > 0:32:19so if there's only one fallen off, it might not have done too badly.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Isn't it bad luck for a groom to see a bride's dress?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24In this case I'd be more worried about the bride seeing it.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27With only days to go before the wedding...
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Yay!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31..the bridesmaid's dresses Ian bought
0:32:31 > 0:32:34with the girls' own money have arrived.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38They're all right, they're not bad dresses.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Definitely looks like it's worth £60.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43No, it doesn't, it looks like it's worth £12.50!
0:32:43 > 0:32:46As soon as you put the pearls on, the gloves,
0:32:46 > 0:32:48and the thing in their hair, it'll look fantastic.
0:32:48 > 0:32:53And over in Derby, Jay has finally received her wedding invitation.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56OK, it says, "Together with their families,
0:32:56 > 0:33:00"Ian and Jorja would like to invite you to our wedding."
0:33:00 > 0:33:01I'm going to cry.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07With his days as a single man numbered,
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Ian takes the opportunity to meet up again with his dad Dennis.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Are you happy?- I am, yeah, really.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- You're chuffed?- Well, you're getting married, aren't you?
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Who'd have thought, me getting married and having kids
0:33:18 > 0:33:19and a house?
0:33:21 > 0:33:24It had to come eventually, didn't it? I've prolonged it long enough.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28If I'm half the dad you've been then I'll do all right, won't I?
0:33:28 > 0:33:29- Thank you.- No worries.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32You're all right, you turned out all right, you know?
0:33:34 > 0:33:38It's the day before the wedding and, desperate to see the dress,
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Jay and her wedding party are waiting to hear which boutique
0:33:41 > 0:33:43they'll be going to. Uh-oh.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Ten past two and we're still sat here.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Shops shut at five, don't they, on a Saturday?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50We could sit here another two hours before we actually went anywhere.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Hopefully when I see the dress
0:33:52 > 0:33:56I'll be over the moon and not disappointed.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59It's got to be perfect.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Perfect or not, it's here.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04And best man Paul has arrived with strict instructions
0:34:04 > 0:34:08to leave the dress and shoes on the doorstep.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10KNOCK ON DOOR What is that?
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Who was that?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15I did not like doing that, let's get out of here.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- It better not be what I think it is. - We're not going to any shop today.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43- I don't want to go see it. - Hold my hand.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46I don't know what we're looking at, I don't know what we're looking at.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47Oh, my God, wow.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Jay, that's beautiful.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53I think it's really pretty.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56He's done amazing.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00I love it, I think it's gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03No, wait, wait.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- That's second-hand. - It is second-hand, 100%.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10All the gems are missing.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13It would appear that 6,000 miles in the bottom of a suitcase
0:35:13 > 0:35:14isn't the best way for an expensive
0:35:14 > 0:35:17jewel-encrusted wedding dress to travel.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18There's one right in the middle.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21I mean, if that one wasn't there it wouldn't be quite as obvious,
0:35:21 > 0:35:25but there's like two missing there. Why's he got you a broken dress?
0:35:25 > 0:35:27I'm not wearing a broken dress. I'm sorry.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30- Would you wear a broken dress?- Nope.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35I didn't think I'd hate it as much as I do.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Don't cry, it's a dress.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Don't cry over a dress.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43I've just seen them.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Is he serious?
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Oh, they are awful!
0:35:48 > 0:35:52They are the ugliest wedding shoes I have ever seen in all my entire...
0:35:52 > 0:35:54They've got black soles.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56I'm not letting you wear them.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58That's bad enough, they are a whole other level.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02So the shoes are a disaster, but maybe the dress looks better on.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- It doesn't fit.- Oh, my God,
0:36:06 > 0:36:09there's absolutely no way that's going up, babe, doesn't fit.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11All right?
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Don't cry, babe, please don't cry.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18He could have cocked anything else up but this,
0:36:18 > 0:36:20this is not the thing you get wrong
0:36:20 > 0:36:23at 2:40pm on a Saturday afternoon the day before your wedding.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I'm not marrying him.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29If he doesn't change it and make this right, I'm not going tomorrow.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30How can I?
0:36:33 > 0:36:36With things as bad as they can get...
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Hello.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40..a call is put in to Ian to see if anything can be done.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42- Have you got a second-hand dress? - What do you mean?
0:36:42 > 0:36:47All the jewels on it are broken, it's mucky, it doesn't fit,
0:36:47 > 0:36:49it doesn't even go over her bum.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51She can't wear it, absolutely no way.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53So you're going to have to find some money in the budget, Ian,
0:36:53 > 0:36:56to find her a new dress, and we've got two hours to do it.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- What am I supposed to do? - You need to find some money. Now.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03- Right, OK.- All right, mate, speak to you in a bit.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05- The dress doesn't fit. - You're joking?- No.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- BLEEP- sake.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Convinced that the problem isn't the dress, another call is made.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Hello.- I just need to know, is it that she doesn't like the dress?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18It's not been cleaned, it doesn't fit.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Don't shout at me, listen.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23I'm not shouting, I'm not shouting, I'm just trying to say it.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Say it slowly and calmly because I'm freaking out here.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29One second, cos Jade wants a word.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Right, Mr...
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Oh, Jade, I tell you what... no chance.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Hung up on me.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41The pressure is on and Ian makes a last-minute dash
0:37:41 > 0:37:44to try and find the nearest bridal shop.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- It's a massive- BLEEP- is this, man. For- BLEEP- sake.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50It is but I'm on your side, I think you're selling yourself short.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Sacrificing some last-minute decorations,
0:37:55 > 0:37:59he's managed to pull together £600 for a replacement dress.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03How about something like this?
0:38:03 > 0:38:05We'll get them modelled for you and see what you think.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Yeah, we'll have a look at that one, please.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09I'm not bothered about anything else that could go wrong,
0:38:09 > 0:38:12it's just getting Jay sorted cos I know what's happening.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15She's at home crying her eyes out cos she hasn't got a wedding dress
0:38:15 > 0:38:19for her wedding day tomorrow and it's all my fault really so...
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Hi, guys, this is the first one that we've got Katy to try on for you.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Again, it's got the fitted sweetheart neckline which you like.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Do you know what? I'm not even going to try another dress on.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34If it took me 12 hours to get the dress wrong,
0:38:34 > 0:38:36if I can do it in three minutes and get the dress right,
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- that might be the better option. - Go with your gut feeling.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Yeah, I think we'll go for that.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- We need to talk money, then, don't we?- We do. How much is this one?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45£600.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Deal.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54And just like that a deal is done.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56See you, thank you.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Let's hope Jay likes this one.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02I can only do so much, I mean, she's got two wedding dresses to try now,
0:39:02 > 0:39:05and I don't care what she does with the old one, bin it for me,
0:39:05 > 0:39:08but we'll hopefully... Hopefully she'll like this
0:39:08 > 0:39:10and we'll take it from there from now on.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Time and money having completely run out,
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Jay and her bridal party arrive at the wedding dress shop.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20- So, are you ready for this?- No.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Not ready yet?- OK, go on, then.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Come on, come with me.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Wish me luck.- Good luck!
0:39:27 > 0:39:30I have no confidence now, I've kind of given up.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31In you come, Jay.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34'I'm just prepared for the worst, I think,'
0:39:34 > 0:39:36and then anything better than that's a bonus.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39For the second, and hopefully last time today,
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Jay will be trying on a wedding dress that Ian has picked.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Well, this is it.- OK.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52I don't think she'll go through with tomorrow if this one's not right.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Scary stuff.- Let's just see.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Wait and see.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- Close your eyes.- Aw.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Oh, I'm looking!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Oh, yeah.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04Mandy, look. It's beautiful.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06It's perfect.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11It's absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely stunning.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Perfect.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15It seems Ian has finally got it right,
0:40:15 > 0:40:18and, against the odds, Jay loves it.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21This dress is probably the opposite to what I wanted, but no, I love it.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Really pleased, he's done good.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25I don't know why he didn't do this in the first place.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27So how do you feel now?
0:40:27 > 0:40:28Ready to get married.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30There will be a wedding after all!
0:40:37 > 0:40:40It's the morning of the wedding and Jay and her bridal party
0:40:40 > 0:40:44are at her mum Mandy's house to get preparations under way.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46It's like a party when you're waiting for all your guests
0:40:46 > 0:40:48to turn up.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49- Hi.- Hi, I'm Emma.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52I've come to do your hair and make-up for the wedding.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55- Hair and make-up, come in, come in, come in.- Thank you.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Excited?- Really excited.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01So Ian's decided how he wants your hair and make-up.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Oh, no. Why did you tell me that?
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- You've spoilt it now.- No, it's good.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Can we do it now?- Yeah.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14But despite being happy about getting her hair and make-up
0:41:14 > 0:41:18done professionally, Jay still has her concerns about what's to come.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21A bit worried after he got the dress so wrong
0:41:21 > 0:41:24whether he's going to get today so wrong as well.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28So I think all of us are, like, just going with low expectations
0:41:28 > 0:41:30and then hopefully we can only be proved wrong.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37I really don't know what to expect.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40The thought of walking down the aisle petrifies me cos
0:41:40 > 0:41:45everyone will be looking at me and I don't want to be in the limelight.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47The opposite would be nice.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Over in Wakefield city centre,
0:41:54 > 0:41:56the final touches are being added to the theatre...
0:41:56 > 0:41:59The pyrotechnics go off before the curtain comes up,
0:41:59 > 0:42:02but I want the spotlight just to be on Jay, nothing else.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05..where Ian is planning to go all out to make his future bride
0:42:05 > 0:42:08the centre of attention on the biggest day of her life.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10I'm not bothered about who looks good in what or whatever
0:42:10 > 0:42:13as long as there's a spotlight on her.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14You've got a spotlight on her.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17No-one's going to miss her, are they?
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Everything's going to be dark and a huge big circle of light on her,
0:42:19 > 0:42:21you know what I mean?
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Unaware of Ian's plans to put Jay in the spotlight,
0:42:25 > 0:42:28the bridesmaids are about to reveal the outfits Ian has bought for them,
0:42:28 > 0:42:30well, with their own money.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Can I turn around?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- They're vile.- Oh, my goodness.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42I didn't know whether you were going to laugh or cry then.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43I don't know what to do.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- This is like 1920s, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- How do you feel about a themed wedding?- Not impressed.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57The bridesmaids have just come down in their fancy dress outfits.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01It just seemed to be like they'd made a bit of a joke out of it
0:43:01 > 0:43:06and it's just more of a party and an excuse to get drunk I suppose.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09And it's not, it's a really important day.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11We'll see.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Surely he's got to get something right.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23With Jay's expectations having reached new lows,
0:43:23 > 0:43:27it's almost time to leave for the wedding ceremony.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Oh, my God.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32- It's beautiful. - You look absolutely stunning.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33- Beautiful!- Thank you.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- Are you ready for this? - Yeah, I am, aren't I?
0:43:36 > 0:43:39And as the car that Ian's arranged for her arrives,
0:43:39 > 0:43:42it seems that things might be looking up.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47CHEERING
0:43:47 > 0:43:50- Hello.- How are you?
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Oh, thank you.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- How am I going to get in here? - How are you going to get in there?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Oh, no.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02With Jay and Mandy merrily making their way...
0:44:02 > 0:44:06Hiya, Dennis. Good to see you.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09..guests and bridesmaids begin to arrive at the theatre.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Hi, nice to meet you.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Right, you and you are coming with me.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- Right now?- Yes.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Oh, my God.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20What is going on?
0:44:20 > 0:44:22I'm going to show you to your position.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Oh, my gosh.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26The bridesmaids have just walked in
0:44:26 > 0:44:28and they haven't got a clue what's about to hit them.
0:44:28 > 0:44:29What the hell is going on?
0:44:29 > 0:44:31This is meant to be a wedding, not a production.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34I don't know whether she's going to like it, or actually cry.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Well, considering she hates being the centre of attention,
0:44:37 > 0:44:40- this is going to scare the life out of her.- Yeah.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43So we'll see. She's either going to love it or hate it.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45So good luck, guys, good luck.
0:44:45 > 0:44:49- Oh, what are we going this way for? - This is the way I go to Wakefield.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54For a girl that dreamt of a secluded beach wedding,
0:44:54 > 0:44:59Wakefield city centre is going to be a less private affair.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00Where the hell are we going?
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Theatre Royal's there, and Opera House. That's the...
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- SHE GASPS - And her nightmare becomes a reality
0:45:06 > 0:45:08when she sees where she's going to get married.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- Was that? Was that? Were there...? - Parked at the theatre.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12- The girls? Were the girls there? - Yeah.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- Jay.- What?
0:45:16 > 0:45:19- You're going to get married on stage.- I'm not.- Yes, you are.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Oh, everyone's going to be sat in the seats in rows,
0:45:23 > 0:45:26watching you getting married on the stage.
0:45:26 > 0:45:27It's my worst nightmare.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31It's unique.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Who gets married in a theatre?
0:45:34 > 0:45:35Jay and Ian.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39After three weeks apart,
0:45:39 > 0:45:43the time has finally come for Jay to see the man she is going to marry.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45He's in there, isn't he?
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Yeah, you're so close to seeing him now.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51You guys look fantastic.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53- So do you.- Of course.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57Honestly, when you see what's just about to happen,
0:45:57 > 0:45:59you're going to wee.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02LAUGHTER
0:46:03 > 0:46:07But for a girl that didn't want a look-at-me wedding ceremony,
0:46:07 > 0:46:10there's a big surprise coming her way.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Oh, my God. Oh, my God, what is it?
0:46:14 > 0:46:15I'm so scared.
0:46:23 > 0:46:24Oh, my God.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Oh, my God. Have I got to sit in that?
0:46:27 > 0:46:30There's a little lap strap just to go on top of you
0:46:30 > 0:46:35and then we're going to lift you up at the start of your entrance.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- BLEEP- hell.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41It's ridiculous.
0:46:41 > 0:46:46I couldn't be more in the centre of attention if you tried.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48This is like my worst nightmare.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I'm going to have a heart attack.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02- Oh, my God.- It will swing slightly, just sit back in it.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Ready to go for it?- Yeah.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Oh, shit, shit, shit. I've never been so scared in my life.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11I'm not even scared of heights, it's just the fact that
0:47:11 > 0:47:13I know everyone's behind there and going to see me.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16I can feel my heart, it's pounding.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19I just don't want to cry. Don't cry, don't cry.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Don't swear, don't cry. Don't swear, don't cry.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30This is ridiculous.
0:47:30 > 0:47:31Can we stop?
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Is it going to keep going?
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Oh, my God, don't look down.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42Can we hurry up?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47MUSIC: "Your Song" by Ellie Goulding
0:48:08 > 0:48:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Safely back in each other's arms,
0:48:47 > 0:48:50it's time for Jay and Ian to finally get married.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53I call upon these persons here present,
0:48:53 > 0:48:56to witness that I, Ian Spencer Lettice, do take thee,
0:48:56 > 0:49:00Jorja Lucy Harris, to be my lawful wedded wife.
0:49:01 > 0:49:06To take thee, Ian Spencer Lettice, to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08And I promise to love you for the rest of my life.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14You're going to make me cry.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18I give you this ring as a token of my love
0:49:18 > 0:49:20and I promise to love you for the rest of my life.
0:49:20 > 0:49:24So it now gives me very great pleasure to declare you are
0:49:24 > 0:49:27lawfully joined together as husband and wife.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:49:42 > 0:49:44They looked absolutely ace together.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47I were really emotional when they were together.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51I'd marry again here. What's the matter with me?
0:49:51 > 0:49:56When they met and I could see in his face how he felt, and it were good.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58CHEERING
0:49:58 > 0:50:01- MANDY:- I'm really lost for words, that was amazing.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04Well done, Ian, I'm really proud that you're my son now.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07- Were it fun?- That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Let's be honest, you wasn't going to get a church wedding with me.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Well, no, but I wasn't expecting to be flown into a venue.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Dropped.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18Let's discuss the dress, shall we? How do you like this one?
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Well, what happened with the first one, please?
0:50:20 > 0:50:22We may have gone to Thailand,
0:50:22 > 0:50:24and it took 70... To be fair, we flew for 17 hours there...
0:50:24 > 0:50:27Oh, boo-hoo. Do you want me to give you sympathy after you've been to
0:50:27 > 0:50:31- Thailand for four days?- I'm the most stressed I've ever been in my life.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33You should be nice and relaxed, you've been to Thailand,
0:50:33 > 0:50:36- you've been on holiday.- You've got another little surprise to go to
0:50:36 > 0:50:39- when we get...- I'm sick of surprises. - You love surprises.- Not like this.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42No, this next one is better than this.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48It looks like a social club.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51- He wouldn't have got you in a social club, would he?- No.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55- Would he?- It depends, doesn't it?
0:50:55 > 0:50:59He just got you married in a theatre coming down on a swing.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Rather than standing outside wondering,
0:51:03 > 0:51:06the girls go in for a wander around.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08- My God, what has he done? - What is it?
0:51:08 > 0:51:10It looks like a social club.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Oh, we're not in it yet, that's all right, then.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17There's cocktail sticks of food on it, Jade.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20- Oh, I'm starving, can I pinch one? - Oh, my God.- Well, at least it looks
0:51:20 > 0:51:21like the drinks will be cheap.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24The colour scheme couldn't be any different from what I wanted.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26But I suppose if he's going to go to Thailand for four nights,
0:51:26 > 0:51:28he's going to be limited on budget for the room.
0:51:28 > 0:51:32Having looked around the bar area, first impressions aren't good.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36Hopefully what they'll find behind the cinema front will win them over.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39Oh, my God. Wow.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45- Oh, bless him.- He has done amazing.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Look at that cake.
0:51:49 > 0:51:54- That is outstanding. - I'm so impressed.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- Look at the car in the corner. - Can you get in it?
0:52:04 > 0:52:06This is ace, considering three and a half weeks ago
0:52:06 > 0:52:09he thought a favour was something you owed somebody.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11You've literally got everything you didn't want.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13You've got a feather in your hair, you've got a veil,
0:52:13 > 0:52:16you've got a massive dress, you've got a themed wedding,
0:52:16 > 0:52:18your bridesmaids are in fancy dress and you love it.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21I love it!
0:52:21 > 0:52:23- You have done so well. - This is amazing.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27Incredibly, it seems that Ian's 1920s themed wedding reception
0:52:27 > 0:52:28has won his bride round.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30What gave you the idea for this theme?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32It were more about me dad.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34I wanted to incorporate my dad and you.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36And I've got you...and this.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39- This is awesome. - It looks good, doesn't it?
0:52:39 > 0:52:41- Thanks, Dennis. - Let's go get us guests.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45After all Ian's hard work, it seems Jay's happy.
0:52:45 > 0:52:49All that's left to do now is see the other person who this was all for -
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Ian's dad, Dennis.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55- And the best till last. - He did you proud. Come here, son.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57I love you both to bits.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Don't be crying, you two.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10He's so proud of you.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Everyone's so proud of you. You've done so well.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16- Get in there.- You get in and show everyone what you've done!
0:53:16 > 0:53:17I'm going to have a cig now.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Just when my old man's happy, I'm happy.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27It's all been worth it, all the stresses and tears and arguments.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30It's just been worth it, just to see them two people.
0:53:30 > 0:53:31That's it.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38With all the stress, tears and arguments forgotten,
0:53:38 > 0:53:41it's time for the reception to swing into action.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44MUSIC: "The Charleston"
0:53:46 > 0:53:49My best men, Paul and Matthew.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52APPLAUSE
0:53:52 > 0:53:55- We're both grateful to Ian... - LAUGHTER
0:53:55 > 0:53:57- Why's everybody started laughing already?- BLEEP!
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I've only said three words.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02The last three weeks have had its ups and downs,
0:54:02 > 0:54:05- but it's all been worth it.- I do think the highlight of the trip,
0:54:05 > 0:54:07though, was seeing him get absolutely hammered, got a tattoo,
0:54:07 > 0:54:09accused Thai women of being ladyboys.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Where's the tattoo? - Show us your tattoo.- Come on.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13All right, so absolutely plastered
0:54:13 > 0:54:16I managed to get "don't tell the bride" in Thai tattooed on my arm.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18LAUGHTER
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Everyone raise their glasses, please, to the happy couple.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Congratulations.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Thanks, boys.
0:54:31 > 0:54:35Jay's happy, Ian's happy, the guests are happy, we're happy.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39Everyone's happy, it's been a happy ending and that's all that matters.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Well put, Paul.
0:54:41 > 0:54:45Today's been absolutely amazing. I think he's done a fantastic job.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48I reckon we could be wedding planners.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Well, obviously Ian and Jay hadn't known each other for very long,
0:54:51 > 0:54:54so it's a big step getting married in the first place,
0:54:54 > 0:54:56never mind trusting him with the whole wedding.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58He's just proved that he'll do anything for her.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- He's proved us wrong, though. - Yeah, he's done so well.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- I think you're a perfect match actually.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:55:04 > 0:55:09And I think you'll be good for a long time, certainly my time.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11Well, we've only got a couple of weeks of yours.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Can I have your car?
0:55:14 > 0:55:17It's been three weeks, two wedding dresses
0:55:17 > 0:55:19and one long-haul trip to Thailand,
0:55:19 > 0:55:24but as their wedding day draws to an end, has it all been worth it?
0:55:24 > 0:55:27The last three weeks, worst three weeks of my life.
0:55:27 > 0:55:28Today, best day of my life.
0:55:28 > 0:55:32- Agreed.- Agreed?- 100%.- Have I done well?- You've done amazing.
0:55:32 > 0:55:35I think now I know the thought process behind there being a theme,
0:55:35 > 0:55:37I don't mind, at all.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40- It means something to you... - Did you not want a theme?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43No, I didn't want a themed wedding, Ian.
0:55:45 > 0:55:50Happily married man, new home, kids on the horizon.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54- Yeah?- How good's that? Well, I hope so.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Well, I've been away from you for three weeks so I hope not!
0:55:56 > 0:56:00- We're going to have a bash tonight, I tell you.- Ian!
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Next week, wannabe rock star turned zookeeper Scott
0:56:03 > 0:56:05runs a jungle-themed wedding...
0:56:05 > 0:56:07I feel like I'm in a real rainforest.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10..for bride-to-be Verity, the girl who tamed him.
0:56:10 > 0:56:11You're a nightmare.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Will this showman act on his animal instincts?
0:56:13 > 0:56:15Who'd have thought you'd be coming to my wedding?
0:56:15 > 0:56:17Or give Verity the wedding she dreams of?
0:56:17 > 0:56:20I'm really worried that he's going to make it all about him.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23- And will his eBay dress... - I just clicked on Buy It Now.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26..rock her world? Or will heads roll?
0:56:26 > 0:56:30Everything that should be special has been taken away from me.