0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Has anybody got confetti?- Yes! - Come on, then.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Every girl likes to take control of her wedding.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13So what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Oh, they're awful!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16We're not doing it.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Don't Tell The Bride is back.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19This is ridiculous.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21As ever, the grooms are in charge.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I want there to be a donkey at the wedding.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm going to look lovely on our big day.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27But with £12,000 to spend
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and just three weeks to throw the wedding of their dreams...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Tell him I love him! SCREAMING
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..have the boys pushed themselves too far?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Oh, my God!- You're fired!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40With more shocking,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42more outrageous
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and more daredevil weddings than ever before,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48will there be a happy ever after?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- This is not the thing you get wrong the day before your wedding. - Will true love save the day?
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Mum, what is that? Mum, what is that?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Or is it a countdown to disaster?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Three, two, one! SCREAMING FADES OUT
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Tonight...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Girls do that, gays don't do that.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Former drama student, Jack,
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Oh, my God!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08..is hoping to impress his husband to be, James...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11This needs to look nice, otherwise James will just think we're idiots.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14..by putting on the performance of a lifetime.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Scene one, in there, we need Lysander.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19But with James's sights set on a traditional wedding...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Just a little bit scared now. - SCREAMING
0:01:21 > 0:01:24What happens when our groom, turned theatre director...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28..takes on a literary classic...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I want there to be an actual, real-life donkey.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33THEY LAUGH
0:01:33 > 0:01:34..and a wedding?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Having the play as well as the wedding, that is way too much.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Will it be A Midsummer Night's Dream?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Yeah!- Ha!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Or a Shakespearean tragedy?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- What the hell is going on?- Stop.
0:01:58 > 0:02:0026-year-old Jack
0:02:00 > 0:02:04is marrying the love of his life, 24-year-old James.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07JACK SINGS: # It takes two, baby
0:02:07 > 0:02:08# Me and you! #
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Jack and James live in Essex and have been together for four years.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15When I first saw him I was just like, "Oh, he's all right."
0:02:15 > 0:02:18And when you like, you stalk them on Facebook obviously,
0:02:18 > 0:02:23that's what you do and then you go, you're just like, "Oh, actually, he's fun!"
0:02:23 > 0:02:26James is very, very caring and he does do a lot for me.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Having been to drama school, Jack has a passion for the theatre,
0:02:30 > 0:02:35whilst James, who works in retail, has to live with his eccentric ways.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm outgoing and I like to just do things and just be like,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40that's fun, we should do that, it will be interesting.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41But I do get bored easily.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Look, I'm not an idiot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45LAUGHTER
0:02:45 > 0:02:48While outgoing Jack loves to take centre stage,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51James prefers setting the scene at home.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53'The whole house, it is my taste.'
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Jack, he doesn't have a say.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57'I love everything I've done.'
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I had no say.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03No, not in colours, you're colour-blind so no point, you're not picking wall colours.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OK, brilliant. So, yeah, I had no say at all.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Jack may play a minor role when it comes to their home life,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12but the tables are about to turn
0:03:12 > 0:03:16as he takes control of the biggest day in both their lives.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17So it's quite nice for me to be able to go,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20this time, I'm going to do EVERYTHING.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22While organised James
0:03:22 > 0:03:25will have absolutely no say in the wedding whatsoever.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It is going to be the most stressful three weeks of...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30my life, I think, because it's the biggest day of your life
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and I don't get a say, know what I mean?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And I'm giving it to the guy that I don't let wash up, he doesn't do it properly,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39but now he's going to organise my big day. That's what I'm scared about.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41The couple may have their differences,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44but one thing they do agree on is the importance of family.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48We're going to get married and this is going to be the house we come back to.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52This is the house we're going to have kids in, the house, we're looking to foster.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56You don't have to be married to foster children, but for us,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59getting married is the next step in our relationship,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02and then the next step after that is to do the fostering
0:04:02 > 0:04:04and then we'll have a really strong family unit
0:04:04 > 0:04:08and I think it's nice to be able to offer that stability to a child.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Sadly, one family member will be missing from their big day,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Jack's mum.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16My family over the last four of five years have gone through quite a lot.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- 'We'd only been together for a month.- A month.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21'James was planning to meet my mum on the Saturday,'
0:04:21 > 0:04:23and then she passed away on the Tuesday.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25'Me and my mum, we were like best friends.'
0:04:25 > 0:04:30I've heard so much about Theresa and I feel like I know her.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Inspired by his mum and with this the first year of same-sex marriage,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Jack's determined to make this wedding a production to remember.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41We're lucky that we have no traditions to stick to.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You know, if it's a man and a woman getting married,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46you have people and aunties and uncles might go,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48"Oh, well, you didn't do this and you'll have to do that,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51"you're a man and woman." What traditions do we have?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53None whatsoever. We literally make it up on the spot.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55We can even make traditions now.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Jack's creative juices may be flowing but, James is hoping
0:04:58 > 0:05:02to celebrate equal marriage in a very different way.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05My dream wedding day will literally be a nice,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09proper old-fashioned, traditional wedding, nothing outrageous,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12and it just be a day for all of us to remember.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Jack's mother might be absent on his big day, but he wants to make
0:05:15 > 0:05:17sure she's not forgotten.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I had a few ideas of how I wanted to incorporate my mum within the day.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24My mum was in Midsummer Night's Dream when I was younger, I think
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I was about six or seven, and it was her favourite Shakespeare,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31so when thinking about themes and things for weddings,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34that just sprung to my mind straightaway.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37To honour his mum's love of Shakespeare, Jack wants to
0:05:37 > 0:05:42stage the performance of a lifetime, directing an hour-long version
0:05:42 > 0:05:44of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47for James and their guests to watch.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm incorporating a lot of what my friends do as a profession,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53which is acting. It is literally, I've chosen a play as the theme,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56and then I'm going to be, like, directing my wedding.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58But that's fun.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01A Midsummer Night's Dream is a comedy about young lovers
0:06:01 > 0:06:04set in a fairy forest wonderland.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07So, the question is, can Jack really pull of one of Shakespeare's
0:06:07 > 0:06:12most successful, complicated and eccentric plays with just £12,000?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I want to be very creative.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19This isn't going to be a kind of normal, traditional wedding.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21This is going to be an event.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Who cares if it's in the back garden?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It doesn't matter, like, we're getting married.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27And our friends and family that love us
0:06:27 > 0:06:28and support us are going to be there.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- We're not getting married in the back garden, though.- We might be!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's time for our couple to say goodbye.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Today, Jack moves out to plan the wedding, and James is making
0:06:40 > 0:06:43sure he's set for the next few weeks.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Thank you.- Made you some.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Just put it in there, don't put it in the thing.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Thank you, James.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You're nervous, aren't you?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Yes, very, very nervous. It's three weeks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53We can do it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Yeah, it'll be fine.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58After four years together, the couple are going to find it
0:06:58 > 0:07:00hard spending time apart.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02You're taking the house with you, ain't you?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03- All right?- Yeah. OK.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05See you later.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Go on. Go for it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09See you on our wedding day.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Have fun. Not too much fun.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15As Jack drives away, the pressure of staging this ambitious
0:07:15 > 0:07:19production is already playing on his mind.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I could list quite a lot of my fears at the moment,
0:07:21 > 0:07:26like, there's lots of things that I'm worried about, but I think
0:07:26 > 0:07:30that I won't know the answers until I actually start organising it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35While Jack prepares for his directorial debut, James is
0:07:35 > 0:07:37waiting in the wings at home.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42He's invited bridesmaid, Alex, and friend, Kelly, to keep him company.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Cheers to Jack going! - Cheers to Jack going.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49So, how are you feeling now he's gone?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- I'm scared.- About what?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I'm just scared because of what's going to happen, obviously,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56in three weeks' time, but I think I'm more upset.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Are you worried about the choices he's going to make,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01or you do you just completely trust him?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02No, I don't trust him.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03WOMEN LAUGH
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We know that. I don't trust him.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08What would you do, like, if it was, like, a theme?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10No! You don't really have themes for weddings, do you?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I want traditional, just, like, sit down for a three-course meal.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- You don't want anything too out there.- Yeah.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- You don't want anything like... - Nothing too flamboyant.- Oh...
0:08:18 > 0:08:22But flamboyant is exactly what Jack is going for.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25And he's travelled to London to move in with best man
0:08:25 > 0:08:27and fellow thespian, Jay.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Jacko!- Hello, mate, you all right? Good to see you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32For the next three weeks, Jay is giving up time with his
0:08:32 > 0:08:35girlfriend to help Jack plan the wedding,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38but James is already worried about what that might mean.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Because they both went to drama school,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I hope the wedding and drama school are not going
0:08:42 > 0:08:45to relate that. I hope they don't do nothing stupid.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50So, all James wants is a normal, traditional wedding, OK, Jack?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I do not want it to be like a normal, traditional wedding.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oh.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- And we're not doing church?- No!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Church would just be weird. Like...- Inappropriate?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Totally inappropriate. I'm gay!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04You're gay?!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05THEY LAUGH
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Basically, we have a theme, Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10HE LAUGHS
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I want James to arrive as if, like, he's arriving
0:09:14 > 0:09:16in the middle of a scene.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18That is so cool!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21So, there's like, actors will just like surround the car,
0:09:21 > 0:09:23and then boom, they're gone, and they're vanished.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27And then, like, so there'd be, like, a 45-minute version of scenes
0:09:27 > 0:09:29and stuff, which we could cut together...
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Boom, here's a performance.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Like putting on a play and a wedding.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Directing a wedding. - Directing a wedding.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, that's so cool.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41And if you like that, Jack's got another kick-ass idea.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I want there to be an actual, real-life donkey.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46THEY LAUGH
0:09:46 > 0:09:47OK, yeah, great.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Midsummer Night's Dream, Bottom gets turned into a donkey halfway
0:09:50 > 0:09:56through the play and has a crazy bit where he's having sex
0:09:56 > 0:09:58with the Queen of the Fairies, which is brilliant!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And he's a donkey, and I thought about, how am I going to incorporate
0:10:01 > 0:10:06the donkey into the wedding, and I thought, we'll just get a donkey.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well, that does make sense.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15So, the boys head to the countryside in search of a star.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17How you doing, buddy? Hello, mate.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Organising a wedding in three weeks,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22and it's a Midsummer Night's Dream theme,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25and one of the characters in Midsummer Night's Dream gets
0:10:25 > 0:10:26turned into a donkey,
0:10:26 > 0:10:31and I thought it'd be a really cool idea to have a real donkey there.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Yeah, the donkeys are always the star attraction of any event.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36They're really popular.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39How much do you normally charge for, like, hiring them
0:10:39 > 0:10:41out for, like, the day and stuff?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Erm... How long would you like them for?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48We probably want them for about two hours, maybe.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50The cost would be about 400 for that.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53£400?! Let's hope this donkey can act.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Well, what are you willing to...? - 250, I'd be happy with that.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- But that doesn't sound good to you, right?- No.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03OK, thank you. We'll have a think and then we'll...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, that's fine.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yeah. See you later, fellas.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10With the ass still up in the air, it's back to the drawing
0:11:10 > 0:11:12board for groom, Jack.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Meanwhile, organised James is on the Isle of Sheppey, where he grew up,
0:11:16 > 0:11:21to visit his dream venue with his family and bridesmaid, Alex.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22A proper traditional wedding,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25that's what I want, to get married back home on the island.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I want the old traditional car to pick me up and take me there.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Even the dinner, like, I've even thought of having, like,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33a three-course meal, like, all the knife
0:11:33 > 0:11:36and forks you can think of, cos you only get married once,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39you want it all. You want to splash out on everything.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Ah, look at this, Jim. - Ain't it nice?- Yeah!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, my God!
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Oh, it's really pretty, isn't it?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh, it's really nice, James.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Jack this side, Jack's lot.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Jack's this side? - Our side this side, Mum.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Are you having sides? Are you going to have sides?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59That's true!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- It's lovely, as well, especially this is at home, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04On the island. Look outside.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05MUM GASPS
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Look at that view!- Oh, my God.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Could you get married outside?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I imagine just, like, worst case scenario, and it's like...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15HE MIMICS RAIN
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Well, it's windy today,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19can you imagine what it'd be like if it was raining?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21An outdoor wedding would be a problem for James,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23but perfect for Jack.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He's on the hunt for a venue to stage his Midsummer Night's
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Dream production, and he thinks he's found a hidden gem,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Willow Cottage outdoor theatre.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36This is beautiful. We're literally in the middle of a forest.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Just 15 minutes away from Jack and James's home, Willow Cottage
0:12:40 > 0:12:42could be ideal for Jack's Shakespeare inspired wedding.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- This is amazing.- A-ma-zing.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49They are meeting theatre owner, David, to see the grand arena
0:12:49 > 0:12:51that will stage Jack's play.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Then we have a little amphitheatre.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57A little dug out amphitheatre.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59That's crazy!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Yep, a crazy big hole in the ground.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05This is not what I expected at all.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08This is amazing.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Back on the Isle Of Sheppey, James is keen to find out what his
0:13:11 > 0:13:14wedding will entail - but how?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, his mum is an amateur psychic, which is handy.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20So, Mum, have you thought what Jack's going to do?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Can you see it being in a venue like this though?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Do you reckon Jack will pick something like this?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Bigger.- Bigger?- Yeah.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- What, like stately-home big?- Yeah. - Oh, James!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32And psychic Mum has even foreseen what they'll be wearing.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I do...I am seeing tweed...suits, for you.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38No, you're picturing navy, Mum, no?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- I am seeing the tweed. - What, both? Or just me?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41No, both you and Jack.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44So we both look like idiots. Who wears tweed?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, you will be on your wedding day.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I can tell that is what you're going to look like.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, bloody hell! Are you taking the piss?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56James isn't exactly loving his mum's premonitions, and heading
0:13:56 > 0:13:59outside to see the backdrop to his traditional wedding pictures...
0:13:59 > 0:14:00It's beautiful.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02..he soon spots something else he wouldn't want.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I wouldn't have a marquee though, cos look, it's all blowing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I would rather have the indoor bit, do you know what I mean?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Look, it's going to blow over!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Yeah, but, you're seeing it like that but them doors do open.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15It looked pretty inside but, it's just...look, it's shaking.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18We live in England, it's going to rain, do you know what I mean?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You can put up however many marquees you want but it's not going to
0:14:21 > 0:14:24stop the wind and the rain, and that's my biggest fear.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Back in Essex, happy with his theatrical venue, Jack's
0:14:28 > 0:14:31looking for somewhere to hold his reception and has a plan to
0:14:31 > 0:14:32keep out the British weather.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37And then out here is where we have put the marquee.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Did he say "marquee"?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39That's incredible.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43The marquee that we want to get would be a see-through marquee,
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- so you could see all around... - Yeah.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47..so we're just going to go and stand in the middle of a field
0:14:47 > 0:14:49and just see what you can see...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- If that's all right? - ..around, if that's OK?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Carry on.- Thank you.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58Just in the middle of this...it's just like, boof!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- I love it. - Yeah, I absolutely love it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01And with £12,000
0:15:01 > 0:15:05burning a hole in Jack's pocket, even rain wouldn't dampen his day.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Let's get umbrellas, man, if it rains, like...
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Yeah. We could hire a person to be the umbrella guy.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17The venue's ticking every box for Jack but, how much does a dug out
0:15:17 > 0:15:21amphitheatre and a field for a marquee actually cost?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Obviously...price, that's what we're...?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26For the venue, it's a thousand.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- OK.- A thousand?- Yes.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- And that's the whole time?- Yes.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32That's unbelievable!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34But can it hold legal ceremonies?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- You can have a blessing... - Yeah.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39...but, certainly can't get married here.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41That's...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Without a wedding licence, this could be the end of Jack's
0:15:44 > 0:15:46midsummer night's dream.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I feel a bit disappointed that we can't legally get married there,
0:15:49 > 0:15:50which is shit.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56But with his emotional connection to Shakespeare's play, Jack
0:15:56 > 0:15:58makes a big decision.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I think I'm just going to have to do registry office...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04really quick, really like - boom, legal bit done.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Despite this being the first year that same-sex couples can get
0:16:07 > 0:16:09married anywhere with a licence,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Jack has decided to say their vows in a registry office.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15You may kiss the...groom, and then you're like...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16You may kiss the groom.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- ...bye! And run out.- Yeah.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21So, Jack plans to leave James at the registry office,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24then meet him again for a blessing in a field.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28And then once again, you're waiting for him to walk up the thing.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Well, I'm probably going to probably meet and walk together.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Oh, right yeah, yeah.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36I think him walking up the aisle is just weird...girls do that.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Gays don't do that.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41All so he can direct a play in a muddy amphitheatre.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45It's the end of week one and with all the venues and marquee
0:16:45 > 0:16:49costing over £4,000, Jack has travelled to Kent to relay
0:16:49 > 0:16:52the first part of his wedding plans to his dad.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- All right, Dad.- Hello, mate. You all right?- Yeah, I'm good.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Lovely to see ya.- Yeah, you, too. - What's going on?
0:16:57 > 0:17:03- Booked a venue.- Yeah.- The theme is Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Oh, my favourite!- I know. - And it is and all, isn't it?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09The reason why we did that is cos it's the first ever
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Shakespeare that I ever knew anything about.- Yeah, same as me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Cos of Mum. Because she was in it and she'd talk about it all the time
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and she absolutely loved it, so it's nice to do Midsummer Night's Dream
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- because she... I'd then kind of feel like she was still there.- Yeah.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Because, when I think of Midsummer Night's Dream,
0:17:25 > 0:17:30I think of Mum and I think of all the memories and watching it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Well, your mum'll be up there, looking down, well proud, mate.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I know she would, I know she would.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No, it'll be good. That sounds good, that sounds great.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Who does blessings?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Any vicar, don't they? - Or...I don't know.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Well, it's not going to be a religious blessing.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Can't you get someone just with a collar?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51They can't be religious, can they? I don't want it to be religious.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53It's not like me at all.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- I'll do it.- No, you ain't.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I could be a vicar! - No, you ain't! Stop it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03You're stressing me out, I knew I shouldn't have come to see ya!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08While Jack is getting stressed by his dad, James is calming his
0:18:08 > 0:18:11nerves over a coffee with his psychic mum.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13When you first come out and told us, we knew all along.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I knew there was something there all along.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Brilliant, you should've told me then, I would've come out earlier.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22No, I just did. It's a mum's thing, isn't it? You know.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Now, I've got three sons, once it's all done on paper,
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- but I've always seen Jack as a son anyway.- Yeah.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Since he lost his mum, isn't it, I've sort of... I don't know,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I've just had that little thing for Jack.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34So, well done for getting married.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38After a week away from Jack, James is starting to worry.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Are you nervous, though?- Yeah.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Really nervous, cos I don't have a say, do you know what I mean?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46It's my big day. I'm literally just trying to get married.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What would be your worst nightmare?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50A theme and stuff like that, just, you don't do that, do you?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- It's for your birthday parties, isn't it?- No.- Not for your wedding.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Not wedding. He knows it would be your nightmare.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Mind you, it's his way of getting you back.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Yeah. What for? Marrying him? He doesn't need to get me back.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- No, but you're really picky, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You do nag him a lot.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- He's the one...- You're the serious one and Jack isn't. He's the kid!
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Meanwhile, big kid Jack is in his element, directing the play
0:19:14 > 0:19:16he and James will watch on their big day.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah, Midsummer Night's Dream is a comedy, it's really funny,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22stupid thing happened, a guy gets turned into a donkey
0:19:22 > 0:19:24and falls in love with the Queen of the Fairies.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Like, it's all really farcical and stupid.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Where's my Bottom? - That's funny, isn't it?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Having condensed the five-act play to an hour-long show, Jack spent
0:19:34 > 0:19:38£600 on a company of actors to bring his vision to life.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Scene one, so, in there we need Lysander, Hermia, Helena
0:19:42 > 0:19:43and Demetrius.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Pyramus and Thisbe!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Just stand it up.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51And this will clearly be a dream with a difference, as they
0:19:51 > 0:19:54change the words of the world's most successful playwright.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57To the glade our happiness we'll show. Come!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Well, that's me writing Shakespeare. - Jay just made that line-up.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05It looks like Jack's version will be a very loose adaptation.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07That means bugger off for the photos,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09so then the audience members...
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Well, audience members, wedding guests, whatever!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I think having the play as well as the wedding, that is
0:20:17 > 0:20:19way too much, but, we have to do it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31With the play cast and rehearsed, this untraditional wedding won't be
0:20:31 > 0:20:36complete without the cast's outfits, so Jack's come to a costume store.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Is it weird that I quite like it? - Yeah, a bit weird.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Top of his list, the Queen of the Fairies.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46This is very much what I'd imagine Titania being in
0:20:46 > 0:20:47cos it has like...wings.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51And an all-important donkey's head.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54What is super, super cool?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Oh, my God!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I think he'll know it's Midsummer Night's Dream if there's
0:21:02 > 0:21:06all, like, fairies, woodland-y... man with a donkey on his head.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07I think this is absolutely lush.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Unless he thinks we've done a farmyard theme.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12That, or Shrek.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Still, with over £100 spent on actors' costumes, Jack's delighted.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Happy days.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Happy with their earlier choices, the boys are down the pub
0:21:24 > 0:21:28where their thoughts finally move away from staging a play and
0:21:28 > 0:21:29onto planning a wedding.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- I'm really happy we done that. - Hallelujah.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'm really happy.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36We start working out, now,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39prioritising details of what needs to be done.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Big, number one, bar, tables and chairs,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46decorations and centrepieces.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50And all of that shit that comes with that stuff.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Still hoping to afford his donkey, Jack has a money-saving idea.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Also, for like the cake table...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, shit, yeah, cake.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I have, in my house, loads and loads
0:22:02 > 0:22:06and loads of pallets that I made my coffee table from.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Did you? I've never heard about those(!)
0:22:10 > 0:22:13So, I think that we should, together...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Make a cake out of pallets.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Probably taste better! Make a cake table out of pallets.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Great.- So a cake table made out of old pallets, but first,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26how to sneak them out of the house?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- If worse comes to the worst... - Yeah?- ...and somebody sees that
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- we're here, it would be better if they saw me, not you.- OK.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37So, why don't I go in first and if nobody does answer the door,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'll give you a signal, you can bring the van all the way up
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- and we'll literally... - I've got my key and we'll go in.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- ..Guy Ritchie the whole place, all right?- All right.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49- Can I talk to my cat?- Ah, yeah, but briefly, cos we've got a job to do.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Go! Run! Run, run, run, run!
0:22:51 > 0:22:57MUSIC: THEME TO MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Get down!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- No-one in, no?- No. I swear I could hear somebody move in there.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Oh, this is so weird!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Thinking that no-one's home, the boys head inside.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- So, where are these pallets? - In the garden.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Covert operation, they could be back any minute.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Hello?- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!- Kelly's...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Unless you count James friend, Kelly.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- What the- BLEEP- do we do? Hello, mate, you all right?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Yeah, I'm going to come up and hug you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Hello.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Jack, we've got to go! - Oh, no.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59If I ever set up a strike force, you're not in it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Love you, see you later! Quick, we've got to go.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Pallets. Roll!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07What? We've got to turn these into a table?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yeah, you're right, that is what we have to do.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- How many do you need? - I don't know, mate.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18One hand, pallet man!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Hallelujah, step on it! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29ENGINE STALLS
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- OK, now let's go!- Yay!- Yay!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39A few hours later, James is back home
0:24:39 > 0:24:42and Kelly can't wait to spill the beans.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- What the hell is going on? - I'm really scared.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I was in the bath and I heard a knock on the door
0:24:47 > 0:24:49and I was like, ignore it, I'm in the bath.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Put my head under water and then when I came back up
0:24:52 > 0:24:53I heard some people talking,
0:24:53 > 0:24:57band then all of a sudden I heard a massive scream and it was Jack.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- What was he doing?- Stealing pallets.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- What the- BLEEP- was he going to do with pallets?- Does he look skinny?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03In my ideal wedding, pallets are not on the scene,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06so, obviously, he's not doing what I want. I'm just so confused,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I really don't understand why...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Just a little bit scared now.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I just don't have a clue what he's going to do with these pallets
0:25:13 > 0:25:16at the wedding so, hopefully he hasn't gone too off-key but, fingers
0:25:16 > 0:25:18crossed, it's nothing big that he's going to do
0:25:18 > 0:25:20with these bloody pallets.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Back at best man Jay's, the boys get to work
0:25:26 > 0:25:29on their cost-cutting cake table.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32This table needs to look nice otherwise James will just
0:25:32 > 0:25:33think we're idiots.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35With savings made on the table,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Jack and Jay splash the cash at a car-boot sale.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- How much for all four? - Six quid.- Done.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Spending £100 on decorations...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48That's what we need, that's really cool.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50..£200 on bridesmaid dresses...
0:25:50 > 0:25:55- Let's go.- ..and £300 on James's wedding transport.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- That's awesome. Deal, mate. - Cheers.- Thank you so much.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Thank you so much. Really, thank you. Hooray!
0:26:06 > 0:26:10It's ten days until the wedding and with Jack's play in good shape,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13he's finally ready to find James's wedding outfit,
0:26:13 > 0:26:17so long as it fits in with his dream theme.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Cos Midsummer Night's Dream is very forest-y,
0:26:21 > 0:26:25English countryside so, I'd like to get him in like a tweed suit.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Which weirdly enough is exactly what James's mum said. She is psychic!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Jack's on the hunt for a country suit,
0:26:35 > 0:26:37in distinctly urban East London.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Most tweed places you go to are like old-men tweed
0:26:41 > 0:26:45and I definitely don't think that's mine and James's style.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I think East London is cooler, more edgy.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49And definitely more grimy.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Look at that toilet.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53He can wear this.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58But hidden down a back alley is the gem that Jack's after.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Hello, hi. I'm Jack.- Nathan.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Hi, Nathan, nice to meet you. - Hello.- Hello, Jay.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Wow. You've lots and lots and lots of tweed.- Yes.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09This is so cool.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I was really looking for a tweed suit for both me
0:27:13 > 0:27:15and my partner, James.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Well, I mean, basically, that's what we do.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21There's 600 tweeds here, you know, in all these cloth books
0:27:21 > 0:27:24because, what we do is mainly a made-to-measure service.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- OK.- And so we've got hundreds of tweeds for that but...
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- Right.- ...minimum turnaround time is going to be six weeks.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Which is four weeks longer than Jack has.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37What we do have is some ready-to-wear.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41There's not a huge selection, there's only four different tweeds.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45And like that, Jack's options drop from 600 to just four.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Meanwhile, in the tailoring capital of Britain, James has brought
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Alex and Kelly to show them his dream wedding suit...
0:27:57 > 0:27:59that's if he was arranging his own wedding day.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I want a tailored suit, do you know what I mean?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04I want it to be expensive, I want it to fit amazing,
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I don't want it from some high street or anything, like.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09You're going to wear it once in your life and I want the best thing
0:28:09 > 0:28:11in the world.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- So, what's the occasion? - My big day.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- Wow, congratulations!- Thank you. - When is the big day?
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Don't actually have a clue. - You don't know when the wedding is?
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- I don't know anything.- OK. - So, it's all very scary.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Do you know where it is, or...?- No. - No idea at all?- Not even a date.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29OK. So what's the plan on the suit front?
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- Well, I kind of want...like this. - Something like that.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35I want, but I don't know what Jack's going to get me.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- OK, so he's picking your suit for you.- Yes, he's picking everything.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40You're a brave man!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44I want, like a royal navy with the handkerchief and the tie to be red.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Handkerchief, OK, that's no problem at all. So, in terms...
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- I've not thought about it at all. - OK.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Because I've looked at so many navy suits,
0:28:51 > 0:28:54I've fell I love with it, that's what I want.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56He can't put me in nothing stupid.
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Probably have like a little hissy fit, but then...yeah, no, he won't.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Depends if you think green tweed is stupid.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Oh, my goodness. It does look really lovely.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12I really like this. What colour are these? Is this?
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- What, is that suit?- Yeah. - It's like a dark green.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17OK.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Whatever it is, it isn't the navy that James wants.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- Oh!- What do we think, ladies? - Oh, James!- Do you like it?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27- Yeah, I love it. - Yeah. You look amazing!
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- Do you like that? - I love the tie.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Yeah, I think the red tie is perfect for you.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- Is he ready to get married?- Yes!
0:29:35 > 0:29:37- Yes, he certainly is.- Good! - It's nice, isn't it?
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- How do you feel in it?- No, I like it.- You really like it?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Do you feel quite emotional, just being in it?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- That's exactly what you wanted, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Perfect. Come on, Jack, just telepathically know.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51I like that for James.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Sadly for James, Jack isn't psychic.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58I think the theme, the style, what we're doing all day is perfect.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59He'll fit right in.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01With James's green tweed sorted,
0:30:01 > 0:30:04that leaves Jack with just three others to choose from.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06I really like that.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07- Do you?- I do, actually.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Ah, yes, so do I.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15I like this one so, how much would this one as a three-piece be?
0:30:15 > 0:30:16And that one?
0:30:16 > 0:30:18- 750, it would be.- Each?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Yeah, for a three-piece, yeah.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22We are on a bit of a budget.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23What do we do?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27With only £500 budgeted,
0:30:27 > 0:30:30it's time for best man Jay to come to the rescue.
0:30:30 > 0:30:31If we bought both of them...
0:30:31 > 0:30:34I'd definitely do you a discount on taking two suits.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36What is your budget?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38- 500 quid.- OK.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Well, that's nearly the asking price,
0:30:40 > 0:30:42give or take £1,000.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Could you do it for 1,200 for the two?
0:30:47 > 0:30:48Go on, then.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- 1,200.- OK, brilliant.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53And so, Jack shakes on the deal -
0:30:53 > 0:30:57£1,200 for the couple's tweed suits.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59But it's not even close to what James wants.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05It's the start of the final week and time for the stag dos.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Oblivious to the play, the tweed
0:31:07 > 0:31:09or the possible appearance of a donkey at his wedding,
0:31:09 > 0:31:12James and his friends are all dressed up
0:31:12 > 0:31:14for a good old-fashioned night out.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- So, what do you think we're going to be doing?- I don't know.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I think he'll have organised something really lovely for you.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- He knows us all.- Yeah.- He knows we'll not do nothing stupid.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23He knows we want to do...
0:31:23 > 0:31:26It's been two weeks now and I'm missing him a lot.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27I don't think I realised until this morning,
0:31:27 > 0:31:29everyone's here, all under the same roof,
0:31:29 > 0:31:32and you're just like, "Someone's missing", and it's Jack,
0:31:32 > 0:31:33which is really upsetting
0:31:33 > 0:31:37but holding it in cos I know I'm going to see him very soon.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41Meanwhile, best man Jay has arranged for some family time
0:31:41 > 0:31:43for Jack, his brother and dad.
0:31:43 > 0:31:48He's sent them to an airfield with a sealed letter.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Mysterious.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Go on, open it.- Go on, then.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54I'm shaking.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58"Today I can't be there but it's the perfect opportunity
0:31:58 > 0:31:59"to spend a few moments with your family
0:31:59 > 0:32:01"before returning to the mayhem of planning.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05"Your mum would be really proud of the work you've done..."
0:32:12 > 0:32:16It says, "She'd be really proud of the work you've done
0:32:16 > 0:32:18"and also pretty sure that she'd want to see you
0:32:18 > 0:32:19"continue enjoy yourself."
0:32:19 > 0:32:22"So, today is a day to have a giggle with the people you love..."
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Oh, this is ridiculous!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33"..and try a few new things in the process.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37"Flight school!" Right, OK.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- Flight school. - Flight school.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41James's stag party is finally up and running
0:32:41 > 0:32:44and everyone's ready for a posh night out.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Sadly, that's not what they're getting.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48What? White Water Centre?
0:32:48 > 0:32:52THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- I hate Jack. - Oh, James, we're dressed up!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- We all picked outfits that hide our lumps and bumps...- Hiya!
0:33:00 > 0:33:03..and now we've got to sit in that.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05I am not dressed for this occasion at all.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08If I knew, I would've worn little Speedos but, apart from that,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I'm going to have to wear a wet suit and look like a bloody idiot.
0:33:13 > 0:33:14Back at the airfield,
0:33:14 > 0:33:17best man Jay has spent £200 of the wedding budget
0:33:17 > 0:33:20to give Jack a day to remember.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Everything's shaking! - And up we go!
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Oh, my...
0:33:29 > 0:33:31This is really cool, isn't it?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Could you imagine Mum if she was here?
0:33:33 > 0:33:34She'd be screaming!
0:33:34 > 0:33:38- This was definitely worth not knowing about it.- Yeah.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Yeah. Definitely. I'm really happy I didn't know.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42We're going to sneak a little bit of a steep...
0:33:42 > 0:33:44THEY CHEER
0:33:44 > 0:33:48I'm so glad that I said to Jay, "You sort it out,"
0:33:48 > 0:33:51because there's so much that's going on in my brain about food,
0:33:51 > 0:33:53about plates, about everything else
0:33:53 > 0:33:55that today I can just forget about it
0:33:55 > 0:33:57and just kind of slightly feel
0:33:57 > 0:33:58what James will be feeling on the day,
0:33:58 > 0:34:00just kind of going, "What?!"
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Yeah, it's made me more excited about how James is going to feel
0:34:03 > 0:34:05because, I had no idea when I was coming up that lane
0:34:05 > 0:34:07what was going to happen.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10In Essex, James is now in for a rocky ride.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14THEY SCREAM
0:34:23 > 0:34:26'I can't breathe, a lot of water went into my mouth but it was fun.'
0:34:26 > 0:34:28I don't think I'd have picked it as a stag do but
0:34:28 > 0:34:29I'm glad he did cos it was fun.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32It's intense and everyone enjoyed it, which is the main thing.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35I wonder what he's got in store for me at the wedding!
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Scary stuff.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38NO!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40HE PROTESTS
0:34:50 > 0:34:52It's only days until the wedding
0:34:52 > 0:34:53and although everything's booked
0:34:53 > 0:34:56for his performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream,
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Jack still hasn't booked any food for the reception.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Come here, Jay. Jay, Jay, Jay. I've got an e-mail.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04"I've attached a menu and a quote for the same."
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I want to see the price first - that stresses me out.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10Total is £3,085.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12OK, well, that's a lot of money.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16That evening buffet is like...
0:35:16 > 0:35:18- that'll be like a BUFFET. - Yeah, that'll be massive.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20I don't think we need anything like that.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Yes. Yes, you're right.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25We're essentially doing the lunch twice by doing the evening buffet.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29That's true. Oh, cos I want to be so, so cheeky.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Can we offer you 1,500?
0:35:32 > 0:35:35If he doesn't say yes to us, he won't earn any money that day
0:35:35 > 0:35:38because it's too late and no-one's as silly as us.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41But one man can't be expected to stage a masterpiece
0:35:41 > 0:35:43and negotiate catering costs.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Can you call and talk to him? - Yeah.- This is really stressful.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Hello, it's Josh Carter here,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50I'm Jack's best man.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Would you possibly consider
0:35:51 > 0:35:54doing the barbecue lunch with the glassware and the bar
0:35:54 > 0:35:56for 1,500 all in?
0:35:56 > 0:35:58'Eh...1,500...
0:35:58 > 0:36:00'Yeah, I could do that. Yep, that's fine.'
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Amazing.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03The guys have got a bargain,
0:36:03 > 0:36:06although they've had to knock off the evening buffet to do it.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Yes!
0:36:08 > 0:36:12We are on notices, ceremony, Willow Cottage, marquee, actors,
0:36:12 > 0:36:16decorations, suits for you two, VW Camper, food and bar -
0:36:16 > 0:36:19£10,034.50.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- That's- BLEEP- brilliant!
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- You know what we need to do, though?- What?
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Talk about that donkey.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Yes!
0:36:27 > 0:36:31With money to spend, Jack can finally book his leading male.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Get that donkey's agent on the phone.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Hello there, I was just calling to speak to Sam
0:36:36 > 0:36:39- about hiring a donkey for my wedding.- 'Yeah.'
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Is it feasible to do it for £200 all in?
0:36:42 > 0:36:48Cos we're not really able to go much higher than that?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50'She'll do it for 250.'
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- 250?- 'Yep.'
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Yes. Yes.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00That's £150 less than his first donkey search.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Thank you very much, cheers, bye-bye.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05So with the food and Midsummer character Bottom booked
0:37:05 > 0:37:07it all adds up to one thing for Jack...
0:37:07 > 0:37:09I think we've got a wedding.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12It's the day before the wedding
0:37:12 > 0:37:15and James is miles away from Savile Row in Mayfair.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18He's been sent to a back street in East London
0:37:18 > 0:37:20to collect his wedding suit.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21I'm not filled with confidence in the area.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25I really want a navy suit, like really slim fitting.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27I'm going to wear it once in my life
0:37:27 > 0:37:29and it's got to be nice and it's got to be expensive.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Oh, nice.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Always got to look nice.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35To be fair, his psychic mum did warn him
0:37:35 > 0:37:36but what will he make of the tweed?
0:37:36 > 0:37:40- Hey.- Hi. Hi.- Are you all right? - Are you James?- I'm James. Yes, I am.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42- OK. Nathan, good to meet you. - Thank you.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- I assume it's tweed. - Yours is in there.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46THEY GASP
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Have you seen it? Have you opened it yet?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54- No, I've not done it yeah. - Well, open it!- Oh, my Jesus.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Good "Oh, my Jesus" or bad "Oh, my Jesus"?
0:37:56 > 0:37:59No, I'm a little bit nervous. It's green...
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- It's green. - ..and Mum was right.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Tweed?- Tweed?- Yes.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- I said you would look like the... - INDISTINCT
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Yeah, thank you, Alex.- Let's retract that comment, shall we?
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Oh, it's a bit itchy, isn't it?
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Well, it's tweed, babe, isn't it?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15- You ready?- Oh, my God, hold on.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Oh, my God, James!- Yay?
0:38:21 > 0:38:25- You look really good!- Yeah. - Do I look like a farmer?
0:38:25 > 0:38:26- No!- No, you don't look like farmer,
0:38:26 > 0:38:28what farmers do you know wear bloody ties?
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I didn't really expect it, that's the God's honest truth.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- I know Mum...- Even though she said tweed?- ..Mum said tweed
0:38:33 > 0:38:35but, do you know when you kind of like...
0:38:35 > 0:38:39- you have that image in your head? - Yeah.- It's not navy, is it?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41- It's not navy. Do you love? - It's not navy, babe.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44I like...now the trousers are on, look, I've got a nice little bum.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- You've got a nice little bum, you do.- Lovely bum.
0:38:47 > 0:38:48Get that out on the dance floor.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I am a little bit nervous, though,
0:38:50 > 0:38:51that he's not got too carried away
0:38:51 > 0:38:54and he's done a massive theme for the wedding,
0:38:54 > 0:38:56especially dressed in this, I look like a plonker.
0:38:56 > 0:39:00So are you happy to wear this on the wedding day, like...?
0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Don't have a choice.- No.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05- If I'm wearing this...- Yeah? - ..what does the venue look like?
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Having blown the rest of the budget on decorations,
0:39:11 > 0:39:12back at Willow Cottage Theatre,
0:39:12 > 0:39:14with the help of his closest friends,
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Jack is dressing the marquee.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18That one needs to move over there a tiny bit more.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Bring it forward a little bit.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Still keen to set new traditions,
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Jack wants to write his own vows.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27How on Earth are you going to sign your life away?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29What are you going to say?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Normal wedding vows are like,
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- "Through sickness and in health" and all that shit.- Yeah.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Millions and millions of people have said those words
0:39:36 > 0:39:38and it just means nothing.
0:39:38 > 0:39:39I've no idea what to write.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Maybe I could write a bunch of promises...
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- I promise to... - ..like five or six promises.
0:39:44 > 0:39:49"I promise to love you for the rest of my life."
0:39:49 > 0:39:51"I promise to share the ups and downs,
0:39:51 > 0:39:53"the dum-ba-dums and the dum-ba-dums."
0:39:53 > 0:39:55What are the other dum-ba-dums?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58- All I can think is...- This is... - ..the round and rounds!
0:39:58 > 0:40:01No, this is... The round and rounds. That is rubbish!
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- Starting again. "I promise..." - I promise...
0:40:04 > 0:40:06"..to love you for ever."
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Never take him for granted.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10"And cherish each moment we spend together."
0:40:10 > 0:40:12"Through thick and thin."
0:40:12 > 0:40:15But what about the really important stuff?
0:40:15 > 0:40:19"I promise to share the fluffy blanket..."
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- Yeah!- "..on every occasion necessary."
0:40:23 > 0:40:25What do you argue about in the house?
0:40:25 > 0:40:29- Something about those- BLEEP- dogs - I hate them.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32"And be kind about the china dogs."
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- Yeah, that's great. - It's got to end on something nice.
0:40:35 > 0:40:36These are my wedding vows.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I kind of feel like I want to say,
0:40:38 > 0:40:40"I look forward to adding new additions to our family"
0:40:40 > 0:40:41but none of us have got a womb
0:40:41 > 0:40:44so, we're not actually adding anything,
0:40:44 > 0:40:45we're just taking them from other people.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47"I look forward to building a family with you."
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- Just that one line?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52OK?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Yeah?- Vows done.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Want to hug it out?- Yes.
0:40:59 > 0:41:00- Good, well done.- Done.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10It's the day of Jack's big Midsummer Night's Dream play
0:41:10 > 0:41:13and the couple's two wedding ceremonies.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16And at home in Essex, James is with his family, friends
0:41:16 > 0:41:18and bridesmaids, Alex and Lana.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20I'm really, really nervous.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Today's the day, and there's no turning back,
0:41:22 > 0:41:25so, whatever he's done, he's done, you've just got to go with it.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27And James is hoping for the sun to come out.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I think it being outside would be my worst nightmare.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- Being outside. - The weather's not looking good.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36Everyone here is thinking about the wedding details.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38- Cake!- We can't tell you.
0:41:38 > 0:41:39- Cake.- Oh!
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Yeah, what's your cake going to be like?
0:41:41 > 0:41:42I don't know.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45With just three hours until the registry office ceremony,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Jack and Jay are putting the finishing touches
0:41:48 > 0:41:52to the reception venue, setting the home-made cake table in place...
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Oh, my table!
0:41:54 > 0:41:57..ready for the ultimate last-minute preparation -
0:41:57 > 0:42:00building the wedding cake on the actual day.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04I think we're absolutely mental with this cake, but it will look great.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08I can't believe I'm doing this.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09I really like it.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16The cake's finished but it seems the pressure of organising
0:42:16 > 0:42:20two ceremonies and a play is getting to Jack.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21Jay, my vows are not here.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25In the corner, by the box?
0:42:25 > 0:42:29While Jack panics about his lost vows, back in Essex,
0:42:29 > 0:42:33with only a suit to put on, James is feeling relaxed,
0:42:33 > 0:42:37and still in his pyjamas, it's time to see the bridesmaid dresses.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Oh!
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Not really sure about the bling bit, but I think it's nice.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Yeah!- Is there anything that you don't like
0:42:46 > 0:42:49that we can quickly change before anything happens?
0:42:49 > 0:42:52No. Oh, you've got little tassels! OK, minus that bit but, I like it.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55With the bridesmaid dresses a success,
0:42:55 > 0:42:57it means only one thing to James.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59I want to get dressed now!
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Yeah! Let's get you dressed!
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Do we look all right together?
0:43:04 > 0:43:05I think so.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08I thought he'd have picked a pink tie to match your dresses.
0:43:08 > 0:43:09Yeah.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13And with same-sex marriages now legal, the conversation turns
0:43:13 > 0:43:15to where the ceremony might happen.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17You can get married anywhere, though,
0:43:17 > 0:43:20it doesn't just have to be, like, a civil partnership can only be
0:43:20 > 0:43:24in one place, like a registry office or whatever, when you're married...
0:43:24 > 0:43:26No, it's nice to be like every other couple.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29And after putting on his less-than-traditional suit...
0:43:30 > 0:43:34..James's less-than-traditional transport arrives.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- Jim...- Shut up!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43I'd never have thought of that!
0:43:43 > 0:43:46And with that, James's hopes of a vintage wedding car
0:43:46 > 0:43:49have completely stalled.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51In London, best man Jay's house
0:43:51 > 0:43:55has been turned into a theatre dressing room.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57If I die with a donkey on my head, then...
0:43:57 > 0:44:00But amid the madness, Jack's having a meltdown.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02He still can't find his vows.
0:44:02 > 0:44:03No, nowhere, they're gone.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Right, it's going to have to be really simple, we haven't got time.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09It's nearly half past ten and we've got to get there.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12It seems that Jack may have been more preoccupied with his play
0:44:12 > 0:44:14than he was with his wedding ceremony.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Oh, bollocks!
0:44:17 > 0:44:20He may be unaware that he's heading for the registry office,
0:44:20 > 0:44:24but James seems to be accepting Jack may not have taken the traditional
0:44:24 > 0:44:25route for their big day.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28I think now I have to go with it's not traditional.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30You got butterflies?
0:44:30 > 0:44:34Yeah. Big butterflies. Are you predicting anything, Mum, or not?
0:44:34 > 0:44:35Or you're not going to tell me?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37- I'm not going to tell you. - Not going to tell me.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40No, I won't, cos obviously everything I've said...
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Has been right.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43And I don't want to say anything else in case that's right
0:44:43 > 0:44:45- and I've spoiled it. - Cos we're here now,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48we don't know how long we've got, we've got an hour or so in a car.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52Well, after just 20 minutes in the van, James is arriving.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55Ah, we're pulling in somewhere.
0:44:56 > 0:44:57We're at the registry office.
0:45:00 > 0:45:05And inside, the pressure is getting to Jack as he waits.
0:45:05 > 0:45:06What's happening?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Why is it not happening?
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Will the registry office be a step too far?
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Yeah, you... Oh, my God!
0:45:23 > 0:45:25# All of me
0:45:25 > 0:45:28# Loves all of you... #
0:45:30 > 0:45:32I love you so much!
0:45:32 > 0:45:34We're going to have such a good day.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Come on, let's walk down the aisle.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42Oh, Jesus! We're getting married!
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Give me some of that.
0:45:47 > 0:45:48After three weeks apart,
0:45:48 > 0:45:51it's time for Jack and James to be legally wed,
0:45:51 > 0:45:54and luckily, Jack's remembered the vows.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57I promise to love you for the rest of my life.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00I promise to stand by you through thick and thin.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04I promise to share the fluffy blanket
0:46:04 > 0:46:07and be kind about the horrible china dogs.
0:46:09 > 0:46:10You mean the absolute world to me
0:46:10 > 0:46:13and I can't wait to share my life with you.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17I promise to love you for the rest of my life.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20I promise to stand by you through thick and thin.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I promise to share the fluffy blanket,
0:46:22 > 0:46:24and I can't wait to share my life with you.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Jack and James, it gives me great pleasure
0:46:33 > 0:46:37in announcing you are now husband and husband.
0:46:37 > 0:46:38You may kiss each other.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40APPLAUSE
0:46:48 > 0:46:52Now legally married, James may think the surprises are over,
0:46:52 > 0:46:57but Jack's about to leave him to set the stage for his next wedding act.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58I've got to go.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Awkward.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01And I need your ring.
0:47:01 > 0:47:02I'm really sorry, just trust me.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05We've done this bit now, the day begins now.
0:47:05 > 0:47:06- I love you.- Love you, too.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09See you later. Jay, Holly, let's go.
0:47:09 > 0:47:13Bye, I love you! Bye, everyone, see you later!
0:47:13 > 0:47:16So, what's the plan now? Do we get back in the car?
0:47:16 > 0:47:19I don't know, babe. Has he left you anything?
0:47:19 > 0:47:20- No.- Like a note?
0:47:20 > 0:47:23I think the most annoying thing is that the ring's been taken off
0:47:23 > 0:47:24and we've got to do it all over again.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27I think for me, that's the hardest part, like, I've seen him
0:47:27 > 0:47:29and now we've got to re-act it again,
0:47:29 > 0:47:31but I think taking the ring... I don't know.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33I don't know what's in store now. Scared.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Hopefully, he's not got nothing planned that's too stupid
0:47:36 > 0:47:38the next time.
0:47:38 > 0:47:39Um...
0:47:39 > 0:47:40Oh...
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Oh, my God!
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Oh, we've got to get in, got to get in!
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Oh, my God!
0:47:48 > 0:47:50So I assume it's a theme.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Exactly what James didn't want.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54I saw the donkey.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55That's Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58I personally would not do a theme for my wedding.
0:47:58 > 0:47:59You've gone up, you've seen Jack
0:47:59 > 0:48:02and now you've hit a... You've hit a crash.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I personally thought that both me and Jack would just get in this car.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06I thought that.
0:48:08 > 0:48:09Scared.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12And maybe he should be, as at the venue,
0:48:12 > 0:48:16two donkeys and the cast of A Midsummer Night's Dream await.
0:48:16 > 0:48:17Deep breaths, James. Deep breaths.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20- Yeah, deep breaths, just... - I know.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23James, there's someone waiting for you!
0:48:23 > 0:48:24- What the hell is going on? - Stop.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26There's donkeys! There's loads of people!
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Oh, my...- Oh, my Jesus!
0:48:29 > 0:48:30Is there no play?
0:48:30 > 0:48:34A brief story of young Jack and his love for James!
0:48:35 > 0:48:38And we all hear it. Bring them in.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Oh, we've got to go.- Right.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42Come with me, sir. Come on, ladies.
0:48:42 > 0:48:43Come!
0:48:43 > 0:48:46Oh, I'm going a different way. Bye!
0:48:46 > 0:48:49We're off to the future, to find your love,
0:48:49 > 0:48:52to meet all of your wildest dreams.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55It's all very exciting.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57It is very exciting.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59And confusing, I'm not going to lie to you.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02He may be wearing a tweed suit, had his ring snatched
0:49:02 > 0:49:04and been greeted by donkeys,
0:49:04 > 0:49:08but now it's time for Jack's surprise blessing.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11What have you done? Oh, what are you making me do?
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Walk through here.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26I, Jack Derek Harding, do take you,
0:49:26 > 0:49:29James Edward John Finch,
0:49:29 > 0:49:30to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34I, James Edward John Finch,
0:49:34 > 0:49:36do take you, Jack Derek Harding,
0:49:36 > 0:49:38to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43It is my absolute honour to declare that you are both now
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Mr Finch-Harding, gentlemen.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47APPLAUSE
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Ceremonies finally over
0:49:53 > 0:49:56and Jack showing no signs of scarpering again,
0:49:56 > 0:49:59James now has a chance to confront his new hubby.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01- I was abandoned. - Oh, what, when I left you...
0:50:01 > 0:50:03- When you run away. - Isn't this worth it though?
0:50:03 > 0:50:05No, cos I wanted it indoors,
0:50:05 > 0:50:08and obviously I can see a massive marquee.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Like, you're lucky the weather is on your side today, sunshine.
0:50:11 > 0:50:12Look at it, it's amazing.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14I don't need to convince you it's very beautiful.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16No, yeah, I know it's beautiful.
0:50:16 > 0:50:17You're being horrible!
0:50:17 > 0:50:19What he's done for the wedding, it's not me.
0:50:19 > 0:50:23Like, there is a lot of actors running around dressed up
0:50:23 > 0:50:26which, for me, that's out of my comfort zone.
0:50:26 > 0:50:30Will James be persuaded once he sees the main event?
0:50:30 > 0:50:34Jack's adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream, in honour of his mum.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37It is to make an ass of me,
0:50:37 > 0:50:39to frighten me if they could,
0:50:39 > 0:50:41but I will not stir from this place, oh, no!
0:50:41 > 0:50:45Do what they can, I will walk up and down
0:50:45 > 0:50:47and I will sing and I will shout,
0:50:47 > 0:50:49and they will see that I am not afraid!
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I'd never have pictured my wedding day like this
0:50:54 > 0:50:56but I'm glad you did it like this.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Shut up, man! No, yeah...
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- You did a good job. - ..I'm glad, too.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04After three weeks and £12,000,
0:51:04 > 0:51:05the play is a success.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Pat Harding!
0:51:14 > 0:51:17Jack's pulled off A Midsummer Night's Dream,
0:51:17 > 0:51:18and in Shakespearean style,
0:51:18 > 0:51:21is pulling the audience up to be involved.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Was it worth it? It was worth it for me.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27Oh, my God, yeah, all of that work, all of that stress, all of
0:51:27 > 0:51:30those times where I was saying to Jay, like, "What are we going to do?
0:51:30 > 0:51:33"What's going to happen?" Totally, totally worth it.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35You've done really well and I'm really proud of you.
0:51:35 > 0:51:39The handsome Pyramus and the lovely Thisbe!
0:51:39 > 0:51:42No, you just be a man, you be a woman.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Be a man. There we go, be a woman!
0:51:45 > 0:51:48There we go. Very good.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53With the play/wedding almost over...
0:51:54 > 0:51:56..thoughts turn to the future.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58The next stage now, for us...
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Is going to this foster meeting.
0:52:00 > 0:52:01Is going to the foster meetings in July.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03And starting to really focus on that.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05But enjoy married life first for a bit.
0:52:05 > 0:52:06Enjoy married life.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Here's to the next stage of our life. Wey!
0:52:09 > 0:52:10You got to drink all of that.
0:52:10 > 0:52:14On the count of three, bow!
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Three! Bow!
0:52:17 > 0:52:20So, James has been convinced by the theme,
0:52:20 > 0:52:22but it's time to see inside the marquee
0:52:22 > 0:52:27and finally find out what happened to those pallets.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Oh, James, look! Look at the cake!
0:52:30 > 0:52:32- Where are the pallets?- There.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36- They're there!- Oh, my God! - I didn't even notice!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Oh, look at the cake, James!
0:52:38 > 0:52:40- How do you feel, James? - It's a marquee, it is a marquee.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42I know, but look how sturdy it is. Like...
0:52:42 > 0:52:44It's not blowing the same as the one at home.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48Luckily for Jack, the sun came out for his marquee choice.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50- I think I've converted to... - Converted?
0:52:50 > 0:52:53- He's converted your opinion? - Yeah.- Really?
0:52:53 > 0:52:55On the marquee, yeah. This is gorgeous.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58I don't know if your everyday marquee looks like this but...
0:52:58 > 0:53:00No, it really doesn't. It's a sturdy marquee.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03I want to see him now, I want to see his face with it as well,
0:53:03 > 0:53:05because he's going to be so proud of himself.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09- Jack!- What do you think? - I love it.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Well done, dude! This is amazing!
0:53:12 > 0:53:16Oh, Lil, Lil, Lil, oh, yeah, babes, honestly, don't touch the table.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Oh, yeah, I can see it wobbling.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20I'm really nervous, can everyone just stand back from the table?
0:53:20 > 0:53:23So we made the cake table, and what do you think about the cake?
0:53:23 > 0:53:24I love it.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27After a day of surprises, it's time for Jack to tell James
0:53:27 > 0:53:30why he chose such an untraditional wedding day.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33I picked Midsummer Night's Dream because it's the first
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Shakespeare play that I ever really kind of knew,
0:53:35 > 0:53:38because Mum drummed it into me when I was a kid,
0:53:38 > 0:53:41and it's wild flowers and it's rustic and it's just...
0:53:41 > 0:53:44- I think it's just beautiful. - It is. I love it.
0:53:44 > 0:53:45- It's perfect.- You did well.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47These three weeks, I was really panicking, as well,
0:53:47 > 0:53:50especially, like, I didn't want a theme and I wasn't...
0:53:50 > 0:53:52I wanted a traditional, back home...
0:53:52 > 0:53:54But it's nice to see, he's brung it to our home
0:53:54 > 0:53:57where we now live in Essex, and it's really nice that we're all here
0:53:57 > 0:54:01together and we're going to spend the happiest day of my life together.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Jack's midsummer wedding may not have been what James dreamed of
0:54:04 > 0:54:06but it's gone down a treat.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Even the pallet cake table's a success...
0:54:11 > 0:54:14I've got the cake, I've got the cake!
0:54:14 > 0:54:16..just not for very long.
0:54:16 > 0:54:20After all the hard work, the cake and the table are ruined,
0:54:20 > 0:54:23but best man Jay is looking on the bright side.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Dirty floor, cake everywhere, cutting of the cake's ruined,
0:54:26 > 0:54:29but it's much funnier, so who cares?
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Thank God the bar's open!
0:54:31 > 0:54:35MUSIC: Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Today, I am so proud you would not believe.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50I mean, my head's probably about this big.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52His mum's would've been even bigger.
0:54:52 > 0:54:53She's probably looking down now.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55I can't believe what a great day it's been.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58She's going to be so proud up there, I know she is.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00When we woke up this morning,
0:55:00 > 0:55:04I did not think that this is how this day was going to turn out.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06I think it's brilliant what he's done
0:55:06 > 0:55:08and it's been absolutely magical.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11I'm over the moon - happy as Larry.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15Jack has 100% proved himself. He's been amazing.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17He's going to be a brilliant husband.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20Fingers crossed, if it happens,
0:55:20 > 0:55:23he will be a brilliant father, as will James.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27I think it's happy days from here on out.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30As the curtain falls, it looks as though Jack has pulled off
0:55:30 > 0:55:32the performance of a lifetime.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34I trust you now, so much.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Thank you very much, thank you. I'm happy about that.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39No, I really, really do. I think you did really well
0:55:39 > 0:55:42and I'm really proud of you, and to call you my husband.
0:55:42 > 0:55:46And James is so impressed, he wants to stay for ever.
0:55:46 > 0:55:47In our front garden.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49It's not our front... We don't live here, James!
0:55:49 > 0:55:53- We do live here.- We don't live here! Oh, someone's come out of our house.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55# Don't call me baby
0:55:55 > 0:55:58# You got some nerve, and, baby, that'll never do
0:55:58 > 0:56:01# You know I don't belong to you
0:56:01 > 0:56:04# It's time you knew I'm not your baby
0:56:04 > 0:56:07# I belong to me, so don't call me baby. #