0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Every girl...- Oh, my God!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- I do.- ..likes to take control of her wedding.
0:00:08 > 0:00:13So what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, they are awful!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16We're not doing it.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Don't Tell the Bride is back.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19This is ridiculous.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21As ever, the grooms are in charge.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I want there to be a donkey at the wedding.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm going to look lovely on my big day.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27But with £12,000 to spend
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and just three weeks to throw the wedding of their dreams...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Oh, my God, I love it!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..have the boys pushed themselves too far?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Oh, my God!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38You're fired!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40With more shocking,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42more outrageous
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and more daredevil weddings than ever before,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47will there be a happy ever after?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is not what you get wrong the day before your wedding.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Will true love save the day?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Mum, what is that? What is that?!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Or is it a countdown to disaster?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Three, two, one...
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Tonight, self-confessed risk taker Dave pushes the boat out...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Are you with me or are against me?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09..as he plans a wedding on a remote island
0:01:09 > 0:01:12for his sea-fearing bride, Rosie.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13This is real now, isn't it?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16As her close-knit family watch his every move...
0:01:16 > 0:01:19He can't always put you after surfing, then golf...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22..can Dave finally prove he's put Rosie first?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24We just stitched Rosie right up.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, my God!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Will this groom's wedding plans stay afloat?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Is she good with boats, is she, Dave?- No.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Or will her family make him walk the plank?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Why would he do this?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Regrets? Yeah, maybe.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Maybe I've done something really stupid.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51This programme contains some strong language
0:02:01 > 0:02:0428-year-old Rosie and 33-year-old Dave
0:02:04 > 0:02:07have been together for five and a half years.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Before I met Rosie I was working in the surf shop
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and just living for holidays, really.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And then I met Rosie and shit got real.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22First date I wooed you with a pickled egg.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25You did turn up with a pickled egg on my...our first date,
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- which was weird.- Yeah.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29But the pickled egg and the surf shop career
0:02:29 > 0:02:31failed to impress Rosie's huge, close-knit family.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I definitely always cared far too much what my parents think.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Rosie's mum, she obviously wants the best for her daughter
0:02:38 > 0:02:40and I think, until recently,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43she was a bit worried that I wasn't the right man.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46They probably thought his job was just a short-term thing
0:02:46 > 0:02:47and then as time went on, they realised,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50"Oh, he's been working there for years.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51"And what's he going to do now?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53"Oh, and he lives with his mum?"
0:02:53 > 0:02:56"Where is this guy going with his life?"
0:02:56 > 0:03:00I felt a lot of pressure of...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02To prove he was the man that was Rosie's family wanted,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Dave found a proper job, fixing electricity cables.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08And three years later, he set her world alight
0:03:08 > 0:03:11when he got down on one knee in front of her whole family.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14The proposal was quite scary.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17He had Milk Tray, so cheesy. He was like the Milk Tray man,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19with some champagne and a ring!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20And it was just amazing
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and I just cried and cried and cried.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Dave and social worker Rosie share a one-bed apartment in Barnstaple.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29The trouble is, that's about all they share.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34My love is going in the sea, swimming and just being around the sea.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Rosie really doesn't.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41She definitely likes her feet firmly on the ground.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43He really wants me to surf and it's not going to happen.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm just not that keen on sand and water!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Rosie's passion is for her extended family.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54'Family is number one.'
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Like, it's so important to me.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00'At the weekends, everybody kind of congregates at my parents' house.'
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I just love it. There's nowhere else I'd rather be, really.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05But rather than spend time impressing his in-laws,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Dave would rather be with his mates.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Rosie's family have family meals and get-togethers and stuff
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and they are always on a Sunday.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16And Sunday is always a really good day for either, maybe,
0:04:16 > 0:04:17a bit of golf or a surf.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21He will ditch me at the drop of a hat
0:04:21 > 0:04:23if there's something more exciting going on.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26You're going to have to teach him that Sunday is family day.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31He can't always put you after... Surfing, then golf, then Rosie.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, I don't think I'd put up with a man if I had one like Dave,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- to be honest!- It's not men, it's 33-year-old boys.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41A 33-year-old boy with a penchant for risk-taking.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Dave will come up with big ideas
0:04:47 > 0:04:49but won't really think things through.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51So, yeah, like the smaller details
0:04:51 > 0:04:55and how that's actually going to be put into practice.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58And one of his big ideas involving open water
0:04:58 > 0:05:01almost landed him in hot water.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Two years ago, Dave took Rosie and friends
0:05:04 > 0:05:08on a trip to a remote, rugged island off the coast of Devon.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I've got two friends with speedboats
0:05:11 > 0:05:14and we thought, "Let's get on the speedboats and head out to Lundy."
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But on their journey home, it all went horribly wrong.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20One of the boats started losing power.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21And the sea was just so rough.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24A wave kind of came over the back of the boat.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Overloaded with people. We had too many people.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Rosie was panicking like crazy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33All the girls were in floods of tears.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I particularly freaked out compared to anyone else
0:05:36 > 0:05:38cos I was getting slapped in the face by waves.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40And I was just crying!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Luckily, tragedy was averted
0:05:43 > 0:05:45when a local dive boat came to the rescue.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Rosie said that she never wants to set foot on a boat again.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50It was horrible.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51It was absolutely hideous!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hoping to redeem himself,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Dave has taken on planning the wedding.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58But it's not just Rosie he needs to impress.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00There's older sister Lucy and mum Lesley.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Mum's a bit scary and Lucy is a bit scary.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I really want to showcase to them,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09with this wedding,
0:06:09 > 0:06:11that Rosie is number one
0:06:11 > 0:06:15and that I completely put her first, before anything else.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17So Dave has a whole sea of women to impress.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20But no-one more than bride-to-be Rosie.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Marriage has always been important to me
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and I've known from a young age that I wanted to get married.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29I'd like my wedding to be traditional, elegant and classic.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I want my wedding to be untraditional,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33completely unforgettable.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34I want to blow Rosie's socks off.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37there's always that feeling of, like,
0:06:37 > 0:06:38"Will he mess it up?"
0:06:38 > 0:06:43But he can be really, really thoughtful and very selfless.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I'm going to have my wedding on Lundy island.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Yep, Lundy island,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50the very place where they nearly all drowned.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Brilliant(!)
0:06:52 > 0:06:55It could be a disaster and could be a bloody nightmare to organise
0:06:55 > 0:06:57but if it all pulls off,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59it could be stunning.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I think it's so worth the risk.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I just hope he doesn't prove all the doubters right
0:07:04 > 0:07:07and mess it up!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12OK, this is it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Next time I see you, you're going to be my wife.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Look after yourself. - And you.- I love you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Rosie and Dave won't be able
0:07:28 > 0:07:32to see or speak to each other for the next three weeks.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I thought I'd be fine but...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yeah, I'm just not going to see him. It's really horrible.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Just a few miles on the road,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Rosie's moving back in with her doting parents.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Hello!- Oh, nice to have you home again!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Equally doting older sister, and bridesmaid, Lucy
0:08:03 > 0:08:06has also popped by to lend her support.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Shall we have a glass of wine? - Sounds like a good idea to me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Do you think I'm mad?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I don't know if I'd do it. ROSIE LAUGHS
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I think it's the little things he won't think about
0:08:18 > 0:08:20that are actually quite big, like bridesmaid dresses.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Yeah.- Bridesmaids' hair!- Yeah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25All about you!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Well, we won't have a choice, will we?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28That's the bit I'll struggle with.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31If he wants us to do something ridiculous
0:08:31 > 0:08:33or look ridiculous,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I will struggle to...
0:08:36 > 0:08:38not tell him off.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Luckily for Dave, he's chosen not one but two best men for backup.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45First through the door is childhood pal Lewis,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48reassuringly known as Spew.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Cheers, mate. - Have you said goodbye to her?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Yeah, I was actually really gutted.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57You know a couple of years ago when we went to Lundy,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- I was thinking...- How much Rosie would love to do that again?!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- ..about getting married on Lundy.- Right...
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Lundy is a beautiful island
0:09:06 > 0:09:09about 15 miles off the coast of North Devon.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12All of mine and Rosie's friends and family on a boat
0:09:12 > 0:09:15out to a beautiful island, get married,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17then have an amazing booze cruise back
0:09:17 > 0:09:20and it's just all going to be a big party.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23If you could pull it off and the weather was all right...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- What's the weather like in three weeks?- Well...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27What's the weather like in mid April?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Well, it's gale force winds later this week.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34The worst thing that could happen is the weather. And...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38..the boat doesn't sail, it can't get to Lundy
0:09:38 > 0:09:40and there's no wedding.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Lundy is an isolated three-mile long rock
0:09:43 > 0:09:47battered constantly by high winds and rough seas.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51It's more famous for its shipwrecks than its wedding facilities.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And if that's not enough, to get married there,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Dave needs to become a resident,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58which means living on the island with the 28 locals
0:09:58 > 0:09:59for at least eight days.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03With just three weeks until the wedding,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06there's no time to lose.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09If I don't get out there and have a stay on the island
0:10:09 > 0:10:12then I can't get a licence to marry on Lundy
0:10:12 > 0:10:14and then I can't get married on Lundy
0:10:14 > 0:10:17and then that's kind of the end of the plan.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Before it's even started!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21So I have to get out to the island.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22So, yeah, thermals.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I think they're definitely going to be needed.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Unfortunately, but not unexpectedly,
0:10:28 > 0:10:29the wind has picked up,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32meaning there will be no boats sailing to Lundy today
0:10:32 > 0:10:35and the only other route to the island is by helicopter.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Dave is excited now
0:10:39 > 0:10:42but with tickets costing upwards of £100,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45flying all his guests over for the wedding
0:10:45 > 0:10:46will be out of the question.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49And if the ferry can't set sail on the big day,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Dave's wedding plans will sink without trace.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56So here we are on Lundy.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yeah, blue sky. Looks nice.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Home for a week...or eight days.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Dave's first port of call
0:11:03 > 0:11:06is to register with the manager of Lundy, Derek,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08who's been expecting him.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Hi.- Hi, you must be Dave. How can I help you?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14The dream is to get married on the island.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'm quite sure we can accommodate you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I have brought a tent.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I can probably find somewhere in the beer garden for you
0:11:21 > 0:11:23but of course Lundy is a working farm
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- so we might need a bit of help from you, as well.- OK, yeah.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Obviously I've got to stay on the island for eight days, now,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31and he's said he's going to get me to work
0:11:31 > 0:11:33and that the weather might not be that great
0:11:33 > 0:11:36so camping might be a bit cold and windy.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39But, you know, I don't care what the weather is like
0:11:39 > 0:11:40until the wedding day.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'd give 15 days of rain
0:11:42 > 0:11:45as long as I can get one day of nice weather for the wedding.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Basically love will conquer all!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55On the mainland...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oh, that's a gorgeous picture.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59..Rosie and her sister Lucy
0:11:59 > 0:12:02are looking at photos of Lucy's wedding day.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, my God, it was the best day.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- It was the best day, wasn't it? - It was. It was amazing.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- I had everybody there... - Would you have changed anything now?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12No.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14How nice is that? And do you know why?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Because you chose every single bit!- I know!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20But, Rosie, the effort and the hours
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- that I spent organising this wedding...- Yeah.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Would you say it was all worth it?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Yes!- Yes! Exactly.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- It should be the best day of your life.- It will be.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31What if it's not?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33But I'll be marrying Dave either way, won't I?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Will you?!- You won't let me!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41What if it was in some stupid location...?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Wouldn't you just want to say, "Actually, Dave, scrap this.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49"I'll organise it myself"?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Dave, bless him,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53has had to constantly battle for your approval,
0:12:53 > 0:12:54for like five and a half years.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And this is going to make or break it!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It'll be back to square one
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- and he's going to have to start... - Big-time, big-time.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I will struggle to hold back
0:13:03 > 0:13:06if he makes a cock up of your wedding day.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I can't help it! I'm your big sister. - I know!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I want the best for you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Oh, Rosie!- No, it'll be fine.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15It'll be fine.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Do you honestly believe that?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Back on the island,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31the locals have taken pity on Dave roughing it in the bad weather
0:13:31 > 0:13:33and given him a bed to sleep in.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Not that he's had much time to rest.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've been planting trees,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42I've been lugging wood for about six hours to make a fire break.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Building a stone wall.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I've unloaded cargo.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I've loaded cargo.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I've spent hours of my life peeling potatoes
0:13:52 > 0:13:55and I've planned absolutely nothing.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Luckily, help is on its way
0:13:58 > 0:14:00in the form of best man number one, Spew,
0:14:00 > 0:14:04and best man number two, Tom, also known as Tonky.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Aw-w! Spew and Tonky!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08They'll be staying for the weekend.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10But with the ferry still not sailing,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Dave has had to splash out on another helicopter.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17'This is your safety briefing for today's flight into Lundy...'
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I mean, you've got three weeks,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21why make it the most difficult wedding to organise?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23He's pushing his luck, isn't he? Let's face it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Rosie's not a risk taker like Dave
0:14:26 > 0:14:28so I don't think this would be something
0:14:28 > 0:14:30she would have entered into at all.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Definitely it'd be on dry land.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No idea of water or boats...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Not at all!- ..helicopters or anything like that!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38She doesn't like boats.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Definitely doesn't like boats, definitely doesn't like rough seas.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44And definitely doesn't really like Lundy, I don't think.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Stranded on the island with no internet or phone reception,
0:14:47 > 0:14:51the best men's arrival can't come soon enough.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Bloody freezing!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59As the helicopter touches down,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Dave demonstrates how his lonely week on the island
0:15:02 > 0:15:05has left him climbing the walls... literally.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So the boys are blown away to be back together.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Back on the mainland, Rosie is visiting her dream venue
0:15:16 > 0:15:19with her mum, sister Lucy and bridesmaid Suse.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Hello. Welcome to Castle Hill. Nice to see you.- Thank you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It is a 16th century manor house
0:15:26 > 0:15:29overlooking 50 acres of landscaped gardens.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31In the dream wedding, this is where it would be.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34We used to drive past it on the school bus everyday
0:15:34 > 0:15:35and I always used to look and think,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37"That's where I want to get married!"
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Wow.- Wow!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- It's amazing.- It's amazing, isn't it? Stunning.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45So this is where you would arrive, as a bride,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49and this is the staircase where you can have photographs taken.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- It's huge!- It is absolutely perfect, isn't it?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Your dream venue?- Yes.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Literally.- More and more so as you show us round!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02This is the Red Room, where we do our ceremonies.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I think this is the nicest place you could ever wish to get married.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10I know!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Lundy has one church where Dave can hold his ceremony
0:16:16 > 0:16:19but very little in the way of reception venues.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22But where there's a will, there's a way.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Right, so this is the lambing shed.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27This is where they've had weddings...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- They've had weddings in here? - Yeah, yeah.- Not in here.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Yeah.- In here?!- Yeah.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- And this is all going to have to be cleared out.- Shut up!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Don't be ridiculous. Dave, that is not going to happen.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- It's not even an option. - Look at it!- It stinks, Dave.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43There's holes in it everywhere.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46All I'm saying is that if worst comes to the worst
0:16:46 > 0:16:48and we had to use this, we could do, though, couldn't we?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I don't know, Dave. I don't know. It stinks.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54This is the reception room, the West Wing...
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Back in Rosie's ideal venue,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58she's realising just what she's given up.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Every time we have a wedding here,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03it looks completely different.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Each bride has her own style
0:17:05 > 0:17:07and her own things that she wants to do.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Yeah.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Now you're here in a venue as amazing as this,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- doesn't it make you just want to get married here?- Yeah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Completely, it really does.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I'm pretty certain you wouldn't find a better venue than this.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Not round here.- No.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26It definitely ticks all the boxes.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Over on Lundy, the lambing shed has left everyone feeling sheepish.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Time Dave showed the boys his other venue idea.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Marquee, really, isn't it? - Is this what you imagined?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41If I was perfectly honest, I imagined the lambing shed.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43But it's full of lambs and it's full of crap.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yeah, this is perfect.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47The church where we got married is there,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- we've got the food coming from there. - Yeah.- Logistically...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Logistically,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55everything apart from everyone who's coming...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57All the guests and the marquee.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- But once it's here, it's here. - But it's not here, Dave.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's over there somewhere on the mainland, not paid for!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I want it to be amazing for her.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Like, she's going to have a few shocks on the way.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11But that will just make it all the better
0:18:11 > 0:18:13and I think this could be her perfect day.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17But Rosie has a very different idea for her perfect day.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Coming here, it makes me think,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22"Oh, God, I could have had these decisions!"
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I mean, I'd like to think I'd see the best
0:18:23 > 0:18:25in whatever Dave's chosen
0:18:25 > 0:18:28but it's going to be hard to paint a happy face on
0:18:28 > 0:18:30if I'm not happy with it.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm quite worried, really.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I just want Rosie to remember the day
0:18:34 > 0:18:36as being the best day she's ever had.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm sure he'll do something amazing in his eyes,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41but whether it will be amazing
0:18:41 > 0:18:43in the eyes of the mother of the bride
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- and sister and bride... - Oh, crikey!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I dread it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54The boys might have their venue sorted but the real question is
0:18:54 > 0:18:56will the Oldenburg, the only ferry to the island,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58be able to sail?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02What do you reckon the actual percentage chance that
0:19:02 > 0:19:04that Oldenburg is going to be able to make it out here?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- I've been here since Tuesday, right? So that's four days.- Yeah.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09How many days would it have sailed?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Once.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13THEY LAUGH
0:19:13 > 0:19:15One time a boat could have arrived.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19So that's a 25% chance that you're going to...?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Or that's a 75% chance that it won't sail
0:19:22 > 0:19:23and there won't be a wedding.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Cheers, mate.- Have a good one. - See you later.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30It's time for the best men to head home
0:19:30 > 0:19:32but Dave has still got another two nights alone
0:19:32 > 0:19:35before he completes his residency.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Yeah, eight days on the island has been tough.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40When I found out that this is what I had to do, I was a bit...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I thought it'd be a laugh.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45But, you know, it wasn't.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46It isn't.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49But with no ferry running and the helicopter beyond his budget,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Dave's hoping some of the locals can offer help.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54All right, boys.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58I don't suppose you know of anyone who's got a boat?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Cos I've got to get off the island on Wednesday.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02What's the crossing like at the moment?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05It's a bit choppy out there but hopefully it'll flatten down.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07But you think that might be doable?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Hopefully!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I think it's a bit crazy, really,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13coming over without booking, like, the escape to get off.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15But obviously his wife and all his family
0:20:15 > 0:20:19really like boats and stuff, otherwise he wouldn't have done it.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Is she good with boats, is she, Dave?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22No.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25The last time she was on a boat she was spewing.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Yeah, it could be interesting then!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Finally, it's time for Dave to leave the island
0:20:31 > 0:20:34and he has managed to find a boat that's prepared to sail.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Eight nights I had to spend on that island!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Eight nights!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Back at home, and with his new-found residency,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Dave can finally register his intent to marry
0:20:54 > 0:20:57with the local registry office in Barnstaple.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Hi, there.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I've just spent the last eight days on Lundy Island,
0:21:01 > 0:21:04apparently that allows me to then get married on Lundy?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07It does...but there's a problem.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12So what you're saying is in order for my partner to give notice,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16she needs to know that I've been on Lundy for the last eight days?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19INAUDIBLE RESPONSE
0:21:19 > 0:21:20OK.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Well, what just happened is
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I'm not going to be able to marry Rosie
0:21:39 > 0:21:41without Rosie knowing
0:21:41 > 0:21:44that I'm going to be getting married on Lundy island...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47that we're going to be getting out of Lundy island. So...
0:21:47 > 0:21:51The whole reason for me doing this is surprising her
0:21:51 > 0:21:54but she's not going to have that element any more.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58So the second option is to have the wedding ceremony on Lundy
0:21:58 > 0:22:04and to get legally married in, like, the registry office at a later date.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It means that my eight days in Lundy
0:22:06 > 0:22:10is just completely for absolutely nothing.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Absolutely nothing.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Determined to keep his Lundy wedding a surprise for his bride,
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Dave is left with no choice
0:22:21 > 0:22:25but to book Barnstable Civic Centre to legalise their marriage.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Here he is!- All right?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Back at home it's time to break the news to the boys.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Basically I can't get legally married on Lundy...- What?!- Oh!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41..which means it was completely pointless me going out there.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- TONKY BURSTS OUT LAUGHING - Shut up! What the hell?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Literally you spent eight days on Lundy
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and it's a complete waste of time?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Mate, I...- So you could have arranged it all from here?- Yeah.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52How much does that make you happy?!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Don't laugh, mate. It's BLEEP...
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I've been almost close to tears.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01You were close to tears when we left you out there on that island!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I didn't need to spend one day on that island!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06You're kidding me!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09So basically the last eight days have been a massive waste of time,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12a massive waste of time and a massive waste of money.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15With a third of his wedding planning time now wasted,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Dave needs to knuckle down and fast.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20First, he needs to book transport.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24And with 120 guests, there's really only one choice,
0:23:24 > 0:23:26the Oldenburg Ferry.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27This is the boat.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29He also wants to use it for his evening venue
0:23:29 > 0:23:32and £3,700 later, it is a done deal.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Thank you very much.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36For the bride's transport,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39what's better than the dive boat that saved her from certain death
0:23:39 > 0:23:41on the most terrifying day of her life?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Aw-w, happy memories(!)
0:23:43 > 0:23:45For Rosie, it will be a bit of a shock to the system
0:23:45 > 0:23:48in the morning, coming here. But oh, well.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Obviously, depending on weather conditions...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53But it depends where the wind's coming from on the island,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- on the jetty, as well. - Yeah, if it is easterly, it's bad.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And if it's easterly, I won't be able to get you on the island.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- I guess keep fingers crossed. - Just keep fingers crossed.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04After booking the church, marquee and catering
0:24:04 > 0:24:06for a further four grand,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Dave has just £3,000 left in his budget.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11And it's time for the most important purchase yet.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Tonight is probably going to be
0:24:13 > 0:24:16one of the hardest parts of this whole process,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18getting the wedding dress.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I don't have a clue what I'm looking for, really.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I guess we'll fumble through it and hopefully she'll like it.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Hi.- Hi, gents, welcome to the shop.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What kind of thing are we thinking for the lucky lady?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- All I know is that she wants a wedding dress!- OK.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- And that it probably needs to be white.- OK.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- No worries! That's fine.- She's a busty maid, so make her look good.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40OK!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Here it is!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Across town, Rosie has brought her mum and two bridesmaids
0:24:44 > 0:24:47to look at her dream dress.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Hello! I'm Rosie.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51And this bride knows exactly what suits her shape.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- That fishtail shape...I don't like. - It doesn't suit your shape.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I don't think it'll suit my shape.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- No, you want to accentuate your...- Bum.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Men seem to like clingy and...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yeah, he'll probably want something tight on my bum.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Yeah.- Cos he likes my bum and I hate my bum!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Don't worry, Rosie, it's not the bum they're focusing on.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- SPEW:- That's going to be really booby, isn't it?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I like that.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Well, how big are Rosie's boobs? Like, what are they? DD?
0:25:21 > 0:25:22- DDs, mate.- DD.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26OK, well, they are going to be right...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Do you think that'll be a bit too much?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29It might shock the vicar a little bit!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Far from shocking the vicar,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Rosie's fallen for a much more demure style.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- THEY OOH AND AH - Oh, it's beautiful!
0:25:37 > 0:25:42- Oh, and the back! - It looks beautiful, Rosie.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43That is stunning.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Your arse looks great! Sorry, your bottom looks lovely.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49It's very flattering on your bottom half.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, I'm going to get married! I can't believe it.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I bet having sleeves makes it really comfortable, as well,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- cos they don't let anything out. - I love it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- It's quite elegant, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I would happily get married in this. Yeah.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05So to match Rosie's dream dress,
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Dave just needs to find an elegant lace gown with long sleeves.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14I think Rose'd look amazing in that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18The way it all pulls in to that one side looks really nice.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22I love the way that it pulls out from her back and her arse, like...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24the kind of...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27The lines, that just makes it look, kind of,
0:26:27 > 0:26:29really rounded and peachy.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- I know it's risky but...- I think Rosie would look amazing in that.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- So, would you wear a veil, do you think, Rosie?- Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- THEY GIGGLE - Yes, if I had the choice, I would!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39So shall we go for something full length,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- to the end of the train? - Yeah, why not.- Yeah?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Let's go real Kate Middleton.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- Wow, that just adds another dimension, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Oh, my God!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- You look like a grown-up!- You do, my little baby!- Oh, I love it!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, my God. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I'm so excited!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Should we try a veil and see how you...?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's a bit weird, I've thought always - a veil.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Yeah, it is bit... It's what you wear at a funeral,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- isn't it?- Unless you buy her something...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- How much is that one? - So the price of this one is 875.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11OK...
0:27:13 > 0:27:15How much was your budget?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I've got £1,000 to get the wedding dress
0:27:18 > 0:27:20and the bridesmaids' dresses.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Is there anything you can do on the price of it, at all?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26750?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I've got to get eight bridesmaid dresses!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Please!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34775?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35OK.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I don't know if I can afford it!
0:27:38 > 0:27:42OK...sold. Thank you.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Money talks.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47And Rosie's dream of a demure, lacy dress with a veil
0:27:47 > 0:27:50has been replaced with a Grecian style dress and no veil.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57With a huge chunk of the budget gone on Rosie's dress,
0:27:57 > 0:28:00it's time to switch focus to the eight bridesmaids.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- That is cool. - It is quite cool.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08I would hold all vertical stripes, though.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09That makes people look taller.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Doesn't it make people look fat? - No, it's...
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I think they would be able to pull it off.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21I think they'd all look better in that one on the right.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23It's risky, though.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25It's pretty risky!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Eight risky dresses in the bag,
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Dave turns his attention to his biggest risk of all.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Do you want to see what the weather's doing?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36I need Tuesday to be good, I need Thursday to be good
0:28:36 > 0:28:38and I need Friday to be good.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- I need all those three together to be good...- I know...
0:28:40 > 0:28:42..and not easterly winds.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43If either one of those doesn't work
0:28:43 > 0:28:46then the wedding doesn't happen on Lundy, basically.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50- What's Tuesday? - Tuesday is...north-westerly.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- Tuesday looks really good. - What's Thursday?
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- Thursday is...- Easterly?- ..easterly.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Basically you want to get married on Tuesday, basically.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I wouldn't trust that that far ahead at the moment,
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- it's still over a week. - I know, things can change.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06North-easterly wind probably is the worst direction...
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- You couldn't have picked a worst wind.- ..for that jetty.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- You know what needs factoring, here?- What's this?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14- Seasickness pills? - Yeah.- Oh, my God.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16I'm going to have to get, I don't know,
0:29:16 > 0:29:18a wholesale lot of those.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23With a week to go until the wedding,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25the girls are off on the pub crawl hen party
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Dave's organised for them.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31And there's a surprise waiting for them in each bar.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Trouble is, it's pants.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35No, really, it's pants.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Dave's pants are in there!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39LAUGHTER
0:29:39 > 0:29:41The Tour de Pants.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- ALL: O-o-oh! - Oh, the Tour de Pants!
0:29:44 > 0:29:45Oh, this is fun.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47With the pubs miles apart,
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Dave's been thoughtful enough to take care of the girls' transport.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53They each have a day bus pass and a local timetable.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Run! Run! Run!
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Meanwhile, Dave's got his priorities straight
0:30:02 > 0:30:06and has splashed £1,200 for his gentlemen to go to Paris.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- Ooh-la-la!- It's raining at home.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13They've got a limited budget on the hen do. They're going to end
0:30:13 > 0:30:18up in the Boutique, and we're going to end up in Moulin Rouge in Paris!
0:30:19 > 0:30:22To be fair, I've had a hell of a lot stress.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24The last few weeks have been nasty.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- And us... - Yeah, and you two...
0:30:27 > 0:30:29We've got some more pants!
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Unaware of the stag's whereabouts, Rosie's making the best of it.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Sexy! Sexy!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38So best she doesn't find out about Paris.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39I just got a message.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42'All right, Rosie, girls, I hope you're having a good hen.'
0:30:42 > 0:30:44THEY LAUGH
0:30:44 > 0:30:47'We're on the stag do and it's pretty cool. Where are we again?'
0:30:47 > 0:30:48'Uh, dunno!'
0:30:48 > 0:30:50'Blackpool?'
0:30:50 > 0:30:52THEY CHEER
0:30:52 > 0:30:54GIRLS EXCLAIM
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Oh, my effing God!
0:30:56 > 0:30:59We just stitched Rosie right up.
0:30:59 > 0:31:03But rubbing Rosie's face in it might have backfired on Dave.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Who needs Paris?!
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Ah, you've got your big sis!
0:31:09 > 0:31:11To be honest, it has thrown me a little bit,
0:31:11 > 0:31:14knowing they're in Paris. I think that video was quite mean.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17"Ooh, we're at the Eiffel Tower, look how good this is."
0:31:17 > 0:31:19This wedding better be bloody good. Seriously!
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- Better be amazing. - He's got some making up to do.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24CAN-CAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:31:27 > 0:31:31Cheers, boys. Here's to high-rollers.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36And while the boys are getting an eyeful at Moulin Rouge,
0:31:36 > 0:31:38the girls are left with the karaoke version.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42# Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir... #
0:31:42 > 0:31:46- ROSIE:- 'As long as the wedding's amazing, all will be forgiven.'
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Yeah, I'm a little bit worried after tonight,
0:31:50 > 0:31:53if I'm totally honest.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56# We don't have to worry 'bout nothing
0:31:56 > 0:31:58# Cos we got the fire
0:31:58 > 0:32:02# And we're burning one hell of a something... #
0:32:02 > 0:32:06Back from Paris, with less than £500 left in his budget
0:32:06 > 0:32:08and a whole shopping list to get through,
0:32:08 > 0:32:12it's time for Dave to pull in some favours.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- All right, Mother? - Yeah, you all right?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Yeah. Got some washing. SHE CHUCKLES
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Why am I not surprised?
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- How's it going?- Not too bad.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Oh, you need a shave.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27You need a shave as well!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30So what are you going to tell me about this wedding?
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- You know what I've planned, ship everyone out to Lundy?- Yeah.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37What do you think of her going out on a boat she got rescued by?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40She did say it was the worst day of her life.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41What do you think?
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- Oh!- Yeah, but...
0:32:44 > 0:32:47She won't be very happy if she's got a wedding dress on.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49A fast boat...
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Can we go slower?
0:32:52 > 0:32:54I'm thinking from Rosie's point of view -
0:32:54 > 0:32:59she doesn't want to arrive at her wedding all blown to bits, does she?
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Yeah! That's a good point.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Do you anyone that's got any bunting?
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Any bunting? Oh, yes.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Auntie Mary brought some bunting.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- Did she? - I don't know what it's like.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11It's material, most of it.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- Is that what you want to put on the ship?- That's loads.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17It's not very weddingy, is it?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Everyone uses flags nowadays.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20Right.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Mum, you're a legend. - Yeah, I know I am.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- Yeah. Thanks.- Yeah.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32It's three days until the wedding
0:33:32 > 0:33:36and Dave's marquee has arrived in the harbour ready to be shipped.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40But with high winds again, Dave might have a problem on his hands.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43This is the first day that I've got to rely on the weather,
0:33:43 > 0:33:46and it's really windy.
0:33:46 > 0:33:47I'm not an expert, but I'd say this
0:33:47 > 0:33:50is probably about the limit of what the boat can run in.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54I'm a little bit worried that it might not sail.
0:33:54 > 0:33:55Hiya.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58He desperately needs some good news from the marquee people.
0:33:58 > 0:34:03Cos it is so windy, he said he won't take that weight,
0:34:03 > 0:34:06so I think they're going Thursday.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09It'll all happen on Thursday, then?
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- Yes.- Yes.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13This isn't the news that Dave was hoping for.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15He's lost his gamble on the weather today,
0:34:15 > 0:34:17and even if the boat does sail on Thursday,
0:34:17 > 0:34:19it leaves little time to get
0:34:19 > 0:34:22the marquee ready for his Friday wedding.
0:34:22 > 0:34:23The implications are that the
0:34:23 > 0:34:25marquee's just not going to be up in time.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Means either one of my best men or two of my best men are going
0:34:28 > 0:34:32to have to stay over on Thursday now and build it on Thursday night
0:34:32 > 0:34:35and make sure everything's good to go, really.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38There's always the lambing shed, Dave.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39While in the harbour,
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Dave's reminded of another one of his big gambles.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46That's the boat that Rosie's going to be going out with her bridesmaids.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49When she sees it she might have a bit of a shock.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Oh, well...it's booked now.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58Regrets? Yeah, maybe.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Maybe I've done something really stupid.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07That's another thing I can't worry about.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Bloody weather.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12With no time to dwell and a whole wedding yet to decorate,
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Dave sets off on a bargain hunting spree.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19He buys bargain flowers from the garden centre,
0:35:19 > 0:35:23bargain bubbly from his mate, bargain favours for the guests...
0:35:23 > 0:35:26You know those out-of-date chocolates?
0:35:26 > 0:35:28- Yeah.- Have you still got those knocking about?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30..bargain table-decoration thingies...
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Polystyrene love hearts.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34White theme, anyway.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38..and his biggest bargain of all, the wedding rings.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42The two rings that I've bought are literally the cheapest
0:35:42 > 0:35:44rings in the whole shop.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48So bad.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53With two days to go till the big day,
0:35:53 > 0:35:57the eight bridesmaids have come to see what Dave has in store for them.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05OK. You ready, girls?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06- GIRLS:- No.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Might not be what you expect.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Here we go, Dave - we didn't get any cries.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21- We thought... - We look like liquorice allsorts.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23And it's black!
0:36:23 > 0:36:24Do you want to try them on?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26I think we need to try them on.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I thought that reaction was better...
0:36:28 > 0:36:30It was better than I expected.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31I think that was all right.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33They'll be fine.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35I've got to be honest, these are awful.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38FEMALE: They're not horrendous. It could have been worse.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Why are they stripy?
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- It's giving me a headache. - LAUGHTER
0:36:47 > 0:36:49This isn't wedding colours, is it?
0:36:49 > 0:36:50No!
0:36:50 > 0:36:52They're laughing.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55They're like, not whingeing, are they?
0:36:55 > 0:36:56LAUGHTER FROM GIRLS
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Girls!- That is positive... I would say.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- Really?- Yeah.- OK.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03What are we going to do?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Can we go and shout at them?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10They're going back. We hate them.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12They're amazing!
0:37:12 > 0:37:13They're awful.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17- We look...- Are we supposed to look like a barcode?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20We all look really fat. We actually hate them.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22We're really sorry.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23Really?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Where's the tits and arse?!
0:37:25 > 0:37:27I think you all look really nice.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Look at us. Does it make your eyes go funny?
0:37:29 > 0:37:32It does make you a little dizzy!
0:37:32 > 0:37:33LAUGHTER
0:37:33 > 0:37:34INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Now bring out the real ones.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Really? Do you hate them?
0:37:38 > 0:37:39- Yes.- Yes.
0:37:39 > 0:37:44We had a very limited time span and a very limited budget.
0:37:44 > 0:37:45How much money did you have?
0:37:45 > 0:37:49You had 12 grand. You have to sort this out.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51We're not going to wear these dresses.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Really?
0:37:53 > 0:37:54Really, really!
0:37:56 > 0:38:00He's tried to go a bit wild I think and a bit different, maybe,
0:38:00 > 0:38:03and got stray away from the norm. But the norm is good.
0:38:03 > 0:38:08What if the wedding is going to be completely crazy and...?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10It's going to be, isn't it?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Yeah.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Basically, a catastrophic failure.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16I feel pretty gutted about it.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18I'm absolutely gutted.
0:38:18 > 0:38:19We fell flat on our face.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Let's hope that all the other risks that we've taken,
0:38:22 > 0:38:26or you've take, aren't going to be the same.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28With the girls refusing to wear the dresses
0:38:28 > 0:38:30and the wedding only two days away,
0:38:30 > 0:38:35there's no option but to shop online and return their first choice later.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Let's get that one, then. It's not perfect, but...
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Right, let's go. They've got a choice.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Order received, thank you very much. You have just been spanked.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45It's done now, boys. They've got a choice.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49I think we've gone for something massively different
0:38:49 > 0:38:51than that one.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Um...and they hated that one, so...
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Hopefully, they'll like...
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Thank you very much.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04It's the day before the wedding
0:39:04 > 0:39:07and the weather is finally on Dave's side.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09The Oldenburg is ready to set sail with his marquee
0:39:09 > 0:39:11and a few mates he's roped in
0:39:11 > 0:39:13to help with some last-minute preparations.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Cheers for this, boys.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16You are all legends.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19We've got a lot of work to do out there today.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22It's going to be all hands on deck.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24I'm feeling a bit sea sick already.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28In Barnstaple, it's time for Rosie to see her wedding dress.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32But not before getting last night's update from her bridesmaids.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Shall we sit? Let's sit down.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37How were the bridesmaids' dresses?
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Bloody awful.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Oh, don't. Just don't start being negative.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46It's fine, it's all sorted.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48We sorted it.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50I can't feel like this!
0:39:52 > 0:39:53It's fine now, Rose...
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Don't worry, I'm sure he's done a cracking job on your dress.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01I'm just more worried about Dave. I feel really sorry for him
0:40:01 > 0:40:03cos he probably thought he'd done really well.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07It was so bad it was funny.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08We were laughing.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11God, I really have to like this wedding dress.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15I want you to think about you and not Dave today,
0:40:15 > 0:40:17cos you're the one that's got to wear this dress.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20She's right - you have to think of yourself.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23I really want it to fit. I don't want a really plain dress.
0:40:23 > 0:40:27I'd like lace. I really want a veil.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Rosie's desperate to like Dave's choice,
0:40:29 > 0:40:33but how will a plain Grecian-style dress with no veil
0:40:33 > 0:40:36compare to her elegant lace dream?
0:40:36 > 0:40:37FEMALE: Morning, ladies.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- GIRLS:- Hi!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43OK, Rosie, come and I'll show you your dress.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Scared...
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Oh, my God, it's really pretty.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57I really like it.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02I hope it fits me.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I'm so relieved...
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Can I put it on, please?
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Of course.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12I just hope it fits me.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16She's so conscious of her bottom, if it sits on her bottom
0:41:16 > 0:41:19and makes it look big, she's not going to be happy.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22- No...- And we're going to have big tears.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24But if that is the case and she had a big veil,
0:41:24 > 0:41:26it could kind of detract.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Yeah. It's how you feel.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Yeah.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34- My bum is not going to go through this.- You're fine.- It's not.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Wriggle it through. Go on.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39It's really tight.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Really tight.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I knew this would happen with my bum.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46I knew it would.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47Can I hear tears upstairs?
0:41:47 > 0:41:50- I don't know.- My heart is racing.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54I just want to pull you really tight to get the hook in eye.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04THEY EXCLAIM
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Oh, it's beautiful.
0:42:12 > 0:42:13It's gorgeous!
0:42:13 > 0:42:15So lovely.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Oh!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Rosie, it's beautiful.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20What a good choice.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- It's not what I was expecting. - No!
0:42:23 > 0:42:26THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:42:26 > 0:42:27It's gorgeous.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29I can't wait to wear it...
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Look at her face now. She's happy!
0:42:33 > 0:42:37I can't stop crying. It's so small though.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- Absolutely tiny.- You look tiny.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Does it come with a veil?
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Is there anything to go with it, like a veil, or not?
0:42:44 > 0:42:45Have they chosen anything?
0:42:45 > 0:42:46Did they buy her a veil?
0:42:50 > 0:42:54- I hope I've got a veil. - This is what he chose for you.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56No, it's going to give me a headache.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- It will.- It's beautiful.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Why did he not get me a veil, silly boy?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Such a relief.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07I was really worried and I'm really surprise how emotional I was.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Thank God it was a classy wedding dress after the bridesmaids'
0:43:10 > 0:43:12dresses last night.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14It's a shame about the veil.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18I would have really liked a veil, but he didn't choose one
0:43:18 > 0:43:19so I've got to go with it.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22She really does put him first, doesn't she?
0:43:22 > 0:43:23I'm just so...
0:43:24 > 0:43:28I don't know, I'm just praying everything goes well.
0:43:28 > 0:43:29For his sake more than anything!
0:43:29 > 0:43:33No need for prayers. Dave and his mates are all over it.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35What we doing?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37First of all, stick the top bit...
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Sort of.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40So we're going down here, yeah?
0:43:40 > 0:43:42See? Transformed it.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Total transformation.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Is anyone good at decorating chairs?
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Go like that then tie it.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Aren't you supposed to put them in the big holes up there?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55All you can see is a pot!
0:43:55 > 0:43:58At least it looks like we've made an effort.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Effort made and decorations done. Kind of.
0:44:01 > 0:44:05All Dave can hope for now is for the weather to be on his side.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08It's looking a bit fronty, isn't it?
0:44:08 > 0:44:10About to pile in.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14Mate, if we get battered by a storm tonight...
0:44:14 > 0:44:16If the boat didn't sail tomorrow,
0:44:16 > 0:44:20you and me are stuck out here, everyone else is on the mainland,
0:44:20 > 0:44:22there won't be any wedding.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25The marquee's up, you've already paid for it.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26What would happen?
0:44:26 > 0:44:30I would be crucified by Rosie's parents,
0:44:30 > 0:44:32crucified by Rosie.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37Probably...thought of as a complete idiot by all of the bridesmaids
0:44:37 > 0:44:39and all of my mates.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43The most useless groom ever known to man.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Lesley thinks I'm a stupid little boy.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50I just want it to be perfect for those guys as well.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53I'd really love Lesley to come up to me tomorrow and give me a hug
0:44:53 > 0:44:55and say, "You've done really well," cos she's never done that.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04It's the morning of the wedding and, against all the odds,
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Dave's biggest gamble, the weather has paid off.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11After three weeks of anticipation and being surrounded by her
0:45:11 > 0:45:14bridesmaids, Rosie gets her first surprise of the day...
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Oh, my God.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19..her hairdresser.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24If everyone could just make their way down onto the boat.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Down at the harbour,
0:45:25 > 0:45:28all the guests have just discovered Dave's secret wedding location.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31But Rosie's mum thinks it might spell trouble.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33I just didn't think it was going to be this.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35She has said she would never go there again,
0:45:35 > 0:45:37and certainly never go on a boat again.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40I don't know what her reaction's going to be.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA
0:45:43 > 0:45:44As the Oldenburg sets off,
0:45:44 > 0:45:48it's time for Rosie to see Dave's last-minute online purchases.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Look how many of you there are.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56They're really flattering on all of you.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Oh, you look amazing. He's done well this time.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Thank God. Ah!
0:46:01 > 0:46:03This is real now, isn't it?
0:46:03 > 0:46:05CORK POPS
0:46:06 > 0:46:12With everything in place, it's time for Rosie to take centre stage...
0:46:12 > 0:46:14- You look gorgeous. - You do look gorgeous.
0:46:14 > 0:46:19..and for the bridesmaids to deliver their own surprise to Rosie.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22- Something borrowed. - Oh, God, I'm crying...
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I'm going to be so useless today.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28You can have the veil that you always wanted.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31It makes such a difference.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35One, two, three... ALL: Cheese!
0:46:35 > 0:46:37There aren't many vehicles big enough for a bride,
0:46:37 > 0:46:40her dad and eight bridesmaids, but Dave found one.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42I must admit, I would have expected
0:46:42 > 0:46:45something a little bit more glamorous than this.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48On the island, the Oldenburg finally arrives,
0:46:48 > 0:46:50and no-one's even needed rescuing.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53THEY CHEER
0:46:53 > 0:46:55It's not over yet!
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Rosie's got to get here first.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Oh, God, where are we going?
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- Where are we going? - I'm thinking Lundy.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04It won't be. He won't have done that.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Imagine the risk that would have been.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Haven't been on a boat since I got rescued.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14I was going to cry then thinking about it. God!
0:47:14 > 0:47:18He would not do that to you, surely.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20DAD: Left? Right? Left? Right?
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Oh, my God, we're going to Lundy, aren't we?
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Sugar, sugar, sugar.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27As Rosie arrives in Ilfracombe Harbour,
0:47:27 > 0:47:30the surprises keep coming.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Oh, my God! This is the boat that rescued us.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36Oh, my God, it was you guys!
0:47:36 > 0:47:38That's so funny!
0:47:38 > 0:47:41He's planned your wedding around the worst day of your life.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44But as Rosie tries to see the romance in a wedding day
0:47:44 > 0:47:46planned round the worst day of her life,
0:47:46 > 0:47:50it turns out she's not the only one with fears of a choppy boat ride.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53I don't know if I can do it.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56I don't want to spend my day feeling sick or being sick.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Luce, come on, let's be happy.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03Rosie, it's fine for you to say that.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05What? Can't you do it?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Is it cos you hate boats?
0:48:11 > 0:48:12Oh, dear.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Is it cos you're worried about going on the boat?
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Yeah, I just...
0:48:25 > 0:48:29- Haven't been feeling well for the last few weeks as well.- I know.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33I don't want to be that idiot that cries...
0:48:33 > 0:48:35You can't help it.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36I didn't want to be like this.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Don't worry. No, don't be silly.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41He's taken such a gamble.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43He's very lucky.
0:48:43 > 0:48:44He's very, very lucky.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Right, let's get on the boat.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- Sorry, Rose... - No, please, don't apologise.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52So Dave just got away with his boat gamble,
0:48:52 > 0:48:55and the girls are impressed with their glamorous ride.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Well, nearly all of them.
0:48:59 > 0:49:07- # Oh, please, don't you rock my boat - Don't rock my boat
0:49:07 > 0:49:12# Cos I don't want my boat to be rockin... #
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Having survived the rocky boat journey,
0:49:18 > 0:49:21there's one more bumpy ride for Rosie to get to the church.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Oh, my God, this is a bit hairy!
0:49:31 > 0:49:35Dave spent eight days working on the island for no reason,
0:49:35 > 0:49:39booked boats he didn't know would sail, risking it all for a dream.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44But finally, his bride is at the church door.
0:49:59 > 0:50:00Oh, my God...
0:50:01 > 0:50:03SHE SOBS
0:50:10 > 0:50:12SHE SOBS
0:50:13 > 0:50:15I've missed you so much.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22God, I love you so much.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29- FEMALE:- Would you like to, please, sit down?
0:50:30 > 0:50:32It is God's purpose that as husband
0:50:32 > 0:50:34and wife give themselves to each other in love
0:50:34 > 0:50:38throughout their lives and through the joy of their bodily union,
0:50:38 > 0:50:42they may strength the union of their hearts and lives.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45David, will you resolve to be faithful to Rosie,
0:50:45 > 0:50:49forsaking all others, as long as you both shall live?
0:50:49 > 0:50:52That is my resolve, with the help of God.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Rosie, will you resolve to be faithful to David,
0:50:55 > 0:50:58as long as you both shall live?
0:50:58 > 0:51:01That is my resolve, with the help of God.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Who has the rings?
0:51:03 > 0:51:04I hope it fits.
0:51:04 > 0:51:05It does.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08I hope this fits. You chose it.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- (You can kiss her now!) - Oh...
0:51:16 > 0:51:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:51:34 > 0:51:37As Rosie's blown away by Dave's perfect Lundy wedding,
0:51:37 > 0:51:41he has one minor detail to reveal.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44- We're not actually legally married.- Oh.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48But we're booked into the registry office tomorrow at four o'clock,
0:51:48 > 0:51:50so this is a ceremony...
0:51:50 > 0:51:52I thought it didn't seem like a legal...
0:51:52 > 0:51:54It's a wedding blessing,
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- but we just have to do the legal bit tomorrow.- That's fine.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59It's just signing a bit of paper.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03I'm a bit speechless about the whole day.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05You couldn't top it, could you?
0:52:05 > 0:52:07I've never known someone as lucky as Dave.
0:52:09 > 0:52:15Absolutely amazing. It's probably the best wedding I've ever been to.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Literally out of this world.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21And the setting is just...winner.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Winner, winner.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26But will Dave's bargain marquee decor prove a winner with Rosie,
0:52:26 > 0:52:29her mum and her sister Lucy?
0:52:29 > 0:52:31- It's simple.- It's minimal.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Oh, bless his heart.
0:52:35 > 0:52:36What are these?
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Are these tables...?
0:52:38 > 0:52:40- Polystyrene hearts! - This is all I need.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Can't believe I've got polystyrene hearts on my wedding table.
0:52:43 > 0:52:47The bunting looks lovely, where's that from?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49I haven't seen that bunting before.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Do you know what, if this was in the middle of a town,
0:52:52 > 0:52:54I'd be like, "Oh, God!"
0:52:54 > 0:52:57- Look at that view. - Look at the view.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00What do you think? Has he done good?
0:53:00 > 0:53:05He has. I'm really amazed he took the risk, but it's totally paid off.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07We do, we approve.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11He's been so worried about you two approving, he's really chuffed.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13With a thumbs up from Mum and Sister,
0:53:13 > 0:53:15everyone gets a chance to enjoy the decor.
0:53:19 > 0:53:22And the best men show they were even prepared
0:53:22 > 0:53:24for the worst-case scenario.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Just in case all things failed today...
0:53:34 > 0:53:38So I turned it up wearing it already for you, mate.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Just in case.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Luckily for Dave, he didn't need their backup plan.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56Firstly, thank you all for being here.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59You're all amazing. There's been so many ups and downs
0:53:59 > 0:54:01and ebbs and flows and it almost didn't happen,
0:54:01 > 0:54:04but one thing that's remained constant
0:54:04 > 0:54:08and has even increased is my love for Rosie.
0:54:08 > 0:54:09It's just like...
0:54:09 > 0:54:12It's made me realise how...
0:54:12 > 0:54:14LAUGHTER
0:54:15 > 0:54:19..how I couldn't live without her and she is amazingly beautiful
0:54:19 > 0:54:22and the coolest person that I've ever met.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25And she is just like...my love.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34THEY TOAST
0:54:34 > 0:54:37MUSIC: "Rather Be" by Clean Bandit (Feat. Jess Glynne)
0:54:44 > 0:54:46With Lundy having proved a success,
0:54:46 > 0:54:49it's back to the Oldenburg to party the night away.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51You did it.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53- Did I do it?- You did it. - Did I pull it off?
0:54:53 > 0:54:55You did the perfect wedding.
0:54:55 > 0:54:56Perfect wedding.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00MUSIC: "I Got U" by Duke Dumont
0:55:03 > 0:55:05CHEERING
0:55:07 > 0:55:12It's been the most wonderful day of her life, and mine
0:55:12 > 0:55:13and all the family's.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17It's been absolutely brilliant.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20He's more romantic than I thought he ever was.
0:55:20 > 0:55:21He's done us proud.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25My opinion of Dave has definitely changed.
0:55:25 > 0:55:31I've seen today how much Dave clearly loves Rosie to bits.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38It was brilliant. Amazing.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40You know I'm scared of you both?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Quite right!
0:55:42 > 0:55:45I'm not scary!
0:55:45 > 0:55:47You're lovely, but you are scary.
0:55:47 > 0:55:48I'm your sister now.
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Hey, Ma!
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Next time, Harry Potter fan Sean...
0:55:59 > 0:56:00That's cool that.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02..plans a wizardly wedding...
0:56:02 > 0:56:04We look like the three wicked witches of the west.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06..for his down-to-earth bride-to-be Nicole.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08I'm not having a good time.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10Will he put her under his spell?
0:56:10 > 0:56:13They just want to like, make a fool of us.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15Or will his best man ruin the illusion?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18I just think, "No, no." This venue, "No, no." Everything, "No."
0:56:18 > 0:56:21There'll be wands, there'll be witches,
0:56:21 > 0:56:23but will there be a wedding?
0:56:23 > 0:56:24I can't go to the wedding, simple as.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26He'll have to change it.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28I, David Lane...
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Take you Rosie Beatrice Holder...
0:56:30 > 0:56:31..take you, Rosie Beatrice Holder...
0:56:31 > 0:56:33..to be my lawful wedded wife...
0:56:33 > 0:56:34..to be my lawful wedded wife...
0:56:34 > 0:56:36..to love and to be together...
0:56:36 > 0:56:37..to love and to be together..
0:56:37 > 0:56:38..for the rest of our lives.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- ..for the rest of our lives. - I, Rosie Beatrice Holder...
0:56:41 > 0:56:43- Take you, David Lane... - ..take you, David Lane...
0:56:43 > 0:56:45..to be my lawful wedded husband...
0:56:45 > 0:56:46..to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:56:46 > 0:56:50I'm extremely pleased to announce that you're now joined together as
0:56:50 > 0:56:52- husband and wife.- Yay! - You may kiss your wife!